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'Stand by, two. Mix through
and cue on two.'
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'The BBC has announced
the appointment
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'of ex-head of Olympic
Delivery Ian Fletcher
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'as its new Head of Values.'
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'Time now for the shipping forecast.'
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'Superimposed.'
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A new morning at New
Broadcasting House...
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.. but for the BBC's Head
of Values, Ian Fletcher,
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this isn't just any old new morning.
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Today is a whole different bike.
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Morning, Will.
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~ Oh, hey. Yeah, cool.
~ How are you?
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Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
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In nice and early again.
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~ Yeah, no worries, yeah. Izzy's not in yet.
~ Right.
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~ I don't know where she is.
~ No.
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~ Did you manage...?
~ Whoa.
~ Did...?
~ New bike.
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~ Er, what? Yes, yes.
~ Cool.
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~ Yeah, no, I thought it was...
~ That's like the titanium one.
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~ Er, yes, it is actually, yes.
~ Whoa.
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~ No, I just thought it was time to...
~ Can I hold it?
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Er, well, yes, if you want to.
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Whoa, that's just, like, mental.
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~ Yeah, it's good, isn't it? Yes, so anyway...
~ Yeah.
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Did you manage to book Frankie Howerd
for this afternoon in the end?
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Yeah, no, that's... Say again?
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Cos I have to say, I
just gave up eventually.
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Yeah, no, crap. Yeah, I booked
it on SyncopatiSpace.
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What?
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The BBC has recently introduced
a fully-integrated, cloud-based
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room booking system in its public
commitment to make the technology in
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Broadcasting House more intelligent
than the people who work there.
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Yeah, so, in the end, what
I did was I had to, like,
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re-set all my Omnisync permissions.
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Well, I mean, I don't
understand that,
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~ but if it works, that's great. Well done.
~ Yeah, no worries.
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~ Yeah, cool.
~ OK. Well...
~ Cool.
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Can I have my bike back now?
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~ Yeah, cool, yeah.
~ I mean, if you've finished with it.
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~ Yeah, no worries, yeah, cool.
~ Great.
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Actually, Will.
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Yeah, hi.
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This may not... It might not
be of any interest to you,
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~ but the other bike, my old one...
~ Yeah.
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~ I mean it's just sitting there
in the spare room doing nothing now.
~ Cool.
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I mean, if you wanted to borrow it.
You know, use it for a while...
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You know, just see how
you get on with it.
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I could bring it in one
morning and leave it here?
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OK, cool.
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Meanwhile, it's already the afternoon
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and Ian is on his way to chair a
meeting of the Way Ahead Task Force.
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~ Hi.
~ Yes, hi, yes.
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~ You all set for this?
~ Yes, no. I don't know. I hope so.
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You'll be fine.
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Today he's asked newly-created
Head of Inclusivity,
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Lucy Freeman, along to give to them
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a heads-up on the important issue
of BBC inclusivity targets.
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I didn't actually sleep
brilliantly last night.
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~ Oh, just remember, nobody knows anything.
~ Yes. Right.
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~ That's true just generally, but
it's particularly true in this case.
~ Right.
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In the meantime, the Way
Ahead Task Force itself
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is gathering outside Frankie Howerd.
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.. and really by the morning the last
of that cloud blowing itself off
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into the North Sea, where
nobody can see it,
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and, certainly by lunchtime,
most of us should find ourselves
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outside enjoying a really rather
pleasant day for the time of year.
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~ Az.
~ Great. Thanks very much, Sadiq.
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I knew we'd be able to count on
you for some good news at least.
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Well, I do my best, Az. Although really
it's not me, it's the weather.
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And you can find more of that
on the website, of course.
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Thanks, Sadiq. That's great. Well,
that's just about it for us.
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We'll be back again after the...
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I'm not being funny or anything,
but did he actually just say
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the cloud was going to
be blowing itself off?
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~ Don't know. Wasn't listening.
Wouldn't surprise me.
~ Crazy beard.
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Yes, no, very good.
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I mean, we love beards. Cool guy.
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~ Hi.
~ Hurrah!
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~ What's happening?
~ We can't get in, sir.
We don't know what to do.
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~ Oh, of course, sorry. I've
asked Lucy to join us for this.
~ Yes.
~ Hurrah!
~ Hi.
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No, brilliant, brilliant, Lucy.
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Yes.
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OK, so what's...?
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One of the most intelligent
qualities of the new
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SyncopatiSpace booking system is
that, as a fail-safe to prevent
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anything going wrong, the door
to any meeting room opens
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automatically as soon as the person
who's booked it comes within range
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with their pass, whereas,
if they haven't, it doesn't.
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Right, OK. Where's Will?
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Why does everything got to be so
bloody intelligent all the time?
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~ Intelligent?
~ Not Will, obviously.
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Gah, no. Bad luck.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the building,
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Izzy Gould is at a different
level altogether.
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Oh. Hi, David.
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Oh, hi there, lovely Izzy.
So this is where you are now?
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~ Yes.
~ Look at you on the seventh floor.
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Yes, no, it's just useful to be a
bit nearer Matt Taverner, just so...
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Oh, no, Always. Tell me about it.
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Having recently applied for
a new post in Development,
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she's now in an environment where
you can never predict where the next
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challenge will come from or in
exactly what shape it will arrive.
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Oh, you look great. I don't
know where you got that skirt.
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What, this? No, this is just...
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Yes, no, cos I'm actually having
a meeting with Matt on Thursday.
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Oh, right. Are you?
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Newly-promoted David Wilkes has
got a meeting with newly-promoted
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Matt Taverner to bring him
up to speed with progress
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on the nearly-developed
project One Big Family.
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He's asked for a series treatment.
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Yeah, I think he just wants to know
how it's going to work, basically.
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~ Right.
~ You know, like, who'll be in it and stuff.
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~ That's all.
~ OK. But so...
~ It's good up here, isn't it?
~ Yes, it is.
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~ But this... I mean, it's three paragraphs.
~ I know.
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And can I just say? Do not
be confined by what's there.
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~ Well, no, that's... Confined?
~ Just think of it as a blank page.
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I mean, it practically
is a blank page.
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~ I know. I mean, it's
exciting this, isn't it?
~ Well... Yes.
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~ Do you know what? I'm excited
and I'm not even doing it.
~ No.
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This is a really complex area to
talk about in just in a few minutes,
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obviously, so I was
thinking perhaps BAME
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and LGBT would be two areas it
might be good to focus on here.
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~ Right, yes.
~ Hurrah!
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Eventually, there's a lucky
break for the Way Ahead Team.
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It turns out that the shared
innovation space on the fourth floor
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is free this afternoon
as it just so happens
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there isn't any sharing or
innovation taking place today.
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Lucy, just to check everybody's
OK with BAME and LGBT?
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~ Yes, exactly.
~ No, sure.
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~ Brilliant.
~ Uh-huh.
~ Yup.
~ Yes.
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~ More or less. I think so, Ian, yes.
~ No, I'm totally good with that.
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The world of inclusivity
is a world full of acronyms
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and both BAME, which stands for
black, Asian and minority ethnic,
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and LGBT, which stands for
something else altogether,
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are almost perfect examples
of how they can work.
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Can I just check, Lucy? Not
being funny or anything
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but with LGBT, is it
transvestite or...?
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~ No, transgender.
~ Right, yes.
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~ Transgender, yes.
~ I knew it was one of them.
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~ Yes.
~ I can tell the difference
in real life, obviously.
~ Right.
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~ I don't mind saying I'm normally
pretty good at that.
~ OK. Good.
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The fact is this is an area
where we need to be better.
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Well, of course, Anna, yes.
Although, I have to say,
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inclusivity is an area where we have
actually made some real progress.
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~ Cool.
~ Have we?
~ Yes.
~ You so have.
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You've got the dude with the crazy
beard doing the weather for a start.
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Well, hang on, it's
not a crazy beard.
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~ It's like, "Hey, guys, suck on that!"
~ Brilliant.
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I mean, Lucy, would it be worth
thinking about trying to put
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some numbers on our
aspirations in those areas?
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I mean, if you look at
the research on this.
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I've got figures here.
I don't know...
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With just over a year now until
the BBC's Royal Charter is due
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either for renewal or some other
thing, Lucy's first big task
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in her new post has been
to look at ways of setting
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new BBC inclusivity targets that are
more challenging than the old ones.
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Cos there is an argument - if you
look at the proportion of BAME
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and LGBT people out there in
the wider population, and then
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~ use those as the basis for your targets...
~ Yes, right.
~ Brilliant.
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.. so what you're committing to is
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the idea of a fair reflection
of society as it actually is.
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Hang on. I'm sorry, Lucy. Sorry, Ian.
I might be being a bit stupid here,
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~ but how's this going to work?
~ How will it work?
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Well, yeah, because if you add the
proportion of Asian or Asian British,
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black or black British, and
mixed multiple together,
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er, then you get what 11.9,
say 12%, Lucy, right?
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Er, that's... Yes, that's the
current BAME figure, yes.
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~ Cool.
~ So I've just done a quick back
of the fag packet thing here
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and, according to this,
in news, I'd have to sack
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four black, Asian, or mixed multiple
presenters straight away.
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~ No.
~ And, sorry, but with the
greatest respect to everyone,
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I'm not going to bloody do that.
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~ No, that's not actually how it works.
~ No, no.
~ No.
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In that case, you'd be ahead of the
target already, which is great,
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~ so you wouldn't actually
have to do anything.
~ Right. OK.
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~ Hurrah!
~ No, no, the point here, Neil,
surely is we're committed
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to driving up the - let's face it -
woefully small BAME and LGBT figures
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out there in the real population
wherever we possibly can.
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~ What?
~ Uh, well...
~ Are we?
~ Yes, exactly, yes.
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~ Cool.
~ I think that's a different...
~ Out there in the real world?
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~ Oh, no. Hang on...
~ We love BAME.
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~ Yes, no, wait a minute.
~ The fact is this is about being better.
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~ Hang on, this has got to be right.
~ Now we're driving things up.
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~ I thought we were reflecting things.
~ Brilliant.
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~ Hang on...
~ Yes, cos I'm not being
funny or anything, guys,
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but in the last five years,
in the press office,
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I don't think we've had
any lesbians at all.
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~ Right. Well, that's...
~ Bummer.
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Meanwhile, Will is up
on the seventh floor.
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In his relatively new role as
personal assistant, he's still
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getting used to where everything
is in New Broadcasting House.
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Hi!
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~ Oh, hi.
~ How are you?
~ Yeah, I'm OK, yeah. busy.
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~ Yeah, it's tough at the top, isn't it?
~ Yes, it is.
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~ Yeah. Is anyone here?
~ Nope.
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~ Right.
~ There was some guy, but he left.
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~ Well, that's his mistake. Can I?
~ Yeah, sure. If you...
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Was in the inspiration zone.
Didn't work - haven't had any.
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~ I am working, though.
~ Sure.
~ As long as...
~ That's cool.
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~ I'm just going to sit here and look at you.
~ Right. What?
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I wish.
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I've got so much stuff to do.
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~ Yeah. Me too.
~ Yeah!
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Overall, then, if you're
wanting to get out
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and about over the weekend, it looks
like Saturday's the day for that.
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Sunday perhaps more of a case of
curling your toes up on the sofa
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with a good book and perhaps
your favourite mug of coffee.
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~ Az.
~ Thanks very much, Sadiq. I
think I'll be taking your advice
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and joining you on the sofa
with that book on Sunday.
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Yes, no, well, excellent.
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More on all that on the
website, of course.
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'Lovely. Sadiq, thanks. Well,
that's just about it for us...'
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Yes, OK. Thank you, Siobhan.
I think we've...
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~ Yes, no, terribly good, isn't he?
~ I'm just saying...
~ Let's not...
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I mean, he's so babe, it's
practically coming out of his ears.
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By early evening, it's two
hours later, but in the shared
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innovation space, the Way Ahead Task
Force is still searching for the way
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ahead in its mission to set some new
and better BBC inclusivity targets.
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~ I mean, just thinking
laterally for a moment...
~ Yes, very good.
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~ Oh, right. OK.
~ .. is it worth coming at this
thing the other way round?
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Ian is particularly keen to resolve
this by the end of the meeting,
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because, as BBC Head of Values, he's
been invited to speak at a meeting
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of the Cross Parliamentary Cultural
Inclusion Action Watch Dog Group
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at the Palace of Westminster
in ten days' time.
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I mean, is there a way of committing
to the idea of reducing the number
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of non-BAME and LGBT people
by a percentage figure?
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~ Brilliant.
~ So, gradually over time, you'd
increase the proportion of...
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Hang on. Now we're sacking
white guys as well?
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~ Well...
~ At this rate, there'll
be nobody bloody left.
~ Bummer.
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I know this is difficult, but
can I just remind everybody
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~ what a serious undertaking this is?
~ OK, OK, OK.
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So, guys, here's the thing with this.
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We've been going for, like,
three hours here, right?
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~ We're nailing jelly to the hothouse wall.
~ What?
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What you do here is you viralise
the weather dude with the beard -
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suddenly it's like none of
this other shit matters.
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~ Right, no.
~ Viralise him?
~ Brilliant.
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I think we've had enough
about him already, Siobhan.
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You so have not had enough about
him already. It's a no-brainer.
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He's your only hope here.
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I'm sorry, Siobhan. It's a
BBC London weather forecaster
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you're talking about here.
He's not Martin Luther King.
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I think that's probably
a bit melodramatic.
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It totally is mega-dramatic. That's
what we're looking for here, right?
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~ Well, no...
~ Cos otherwise, I'm telling you,
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with shit like inclusivity
you open your mouth
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at this Crossed Parliamentary
Action Dog whatever,
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you pretty much bought a one-way
ticket to Yawnsville right there.
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~ Brilliant.
~ I mean, am I right or am I right?
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~ Well, that's...
~ I'm right, OK?
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~ No, very good.
~ Yes, no, very strong.
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Another week and personal
assistant Will Humphries is
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arriving for work early as usual.
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~ Another busy day of assisting ahead of him.
~ Ah, yes. Will Humphries.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah,
no worries, yeah, cool.
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Yes, very good. Obviously
going places.
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~ What? Yeah, no, I've just arrived.
~ So you've finally joined the club.
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~ Yeah, no, this is, like, Ian Fetcher's bike?
~ Oh, right.
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Yeah, I didn't take
it. He said I could.
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No, brilliant, Will, brilliant.
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~ Yeah, cos he's got like
this titanium one now?
~ Right.
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~ Yeah, I know, mental.
~ Brilliant.
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~ It's pretty cool.
~ Yes, no, jolly good.
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People think you just stand there
and wave your arms about.
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~ Right.
~ I've heard people say it must be fun.
~ Really?
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Meanwhile, BBC London weather
forecaster Sadiq Iqbal has
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come to see Lucy in her role
as Head of Inclusivity.
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So, I mean, yes, you've
got satellites,
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computer modelling,
whatever, all of that,
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~ you've got the whole of the
Met Office resources behind you.
~ Yes.
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But in the end, it's about
you and the weather.
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~ You have to confront that every
day. That's never going to change.
~ No.
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As a serious forecaster committed
to the idea of serious weather,
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he's not happy about
having been viralised
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or about his
rapidly-growing cult status,
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even though the BBC now
has plans to promote him
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to the national weather
forecast as a result.
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I was on the Tube yesterday. I saw
this girl, my face on her T-shirt -
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~ "Today will be brighter than yesterday."
~ Right.
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When she turned round, on the
back - "Hashtag beardy weather."
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Yes, no, that's not... That's
really... I mean, one thing to say.
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It is in fact a separate PR
company that's responsible
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~ for Brand BBC, but...
~ Then this morning, on YouTube.
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.. I think I'll take your advice
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and j-joining you on the sofa
with that boo-ook on Sunday.
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~ Yes, yes, yes
~ J-Joining you on the sofa
~ Yes!
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~ J-Joining you on the sofa
~ Yes!
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Joining you on the sofa
L-L-Lovely Sadiq, l-l-love
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Curling your toes up
Curling your toes up
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~ We-we-we-we!
~ Curling your toes up on the sofa
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~ J-Joining you on the sofa with that book.
~ Yes, yes, yes.
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210,000 hits so far.
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~ Yes. Really, that's... Yes.
~ This is not just about me.
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Well, no, it's about a whole...
I mean, it's about anyone who..
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~ With anyone who's ever...
~ There are two of us in that studio.
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~ Right.
~ What we do isn't easy.
~ No, of course.
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We're both professionals,
but Azia is a serious woman.
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Well, yes, absolutely.
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What people don't know about her,
underneath all the hair, she studied
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~ Asian and Middle Eastern
studies at Cambridge...
~ Right.
~ .. combining it
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~ with a modern European language,
in this case French.
~ Really?
~ Yes.
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We might make it look easy,
I certainly try to anyway...
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~ Yes, no, you do. I mean, not easy, but...
~ But it's not.
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~ No.
~ Actually, it's a very delicate thing.
~ Yes. ~ Yes.
~ Right.
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Meanwhile, Ian has been working
late drafting his speech
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for the Cross Parliamentary Cultural
Inclusion Action Watchdog,
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or so called C-P-C-I-A-W-D-G
Group, at Westminster next week.
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~ Ah. Hi, Anna.
~ Yes, exactly, yes.
~ Are you...? I'm just on my way out.
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~ Yes.
~ Right.
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Yes, exactly, yes.
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I've been thinking about your thing.
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~ Ye... My what?
~ The C-P-C-I...
~ Oh, right. Yes, well, me too.
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~ This is exactly the sort of occasion
where we should be talking about better.
~ Talking about better?
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~ Exactly, yes.
~ Right.
~ The fact of the matter is the whole idea
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~ of setting ourselves
targets for inclusivity...
~ Right.
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~ The fact is this is all about betterness.
~ Betterness.
~ Exactly.
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You want me to say
something about it...?
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~ I've asked Jack to e-mail you something.
~ Right.
~ A paragraph.
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~ I thought you might want
to look at it first.
~ Yes, well, that's very...
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~ Thank you, Anna. I will.
~ Yes.
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Also, I think I should come with you.
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~ Come with me?
~ To the thing, yes.
~ Right.
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~ OK.
~ If you're talking about better,
the fact is I should be there.
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So they can see what
better looks like?
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That's not... Here are the lifts.
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Just so you know, I've asked
Lucy Freeman to come along too.
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You've asked Lucy Freeman?
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~ Yes, cos inclusivity's
such a part of this whole...
~ Yes.
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~ I just thought it'd be
good for her to actually...
~ Yes.
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~ You know, just to...
~ Yes.
~ Yes.
~ Yes.
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'Ground floor.'
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~ Morning, Will.
~ Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah, cool.
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A different morning in New
Broadcasting House as both
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the Head of Values and the
personal assistant to the
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Head of Values find themselves arriving
almost literally in tandem.
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Morning.
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~ Ah, morning, Simon.
~ Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah, hi.
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Ah, yes, we three.
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But it turns out they're not the
only ones who are going places.
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~ So is that like the carbon fibre one?
~ What?
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Oh, yes, the carbon fibre, yes.
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~ Whoa.
~ Right.
~ I mean, they do it deliberately.
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Every time you go in there, suddenly
your old bike's out of date.
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~ Carbon fibre?
~ Yeah, they make, like,
stealth bombers out of it.
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~ Oh, it's just a gimmick, really.
~ Stealth bombers?
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Yeah, like, they're so light,
you can't actually see them?
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Bloody annoying, I tell you.
I only went in to buy a pump.
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Upstairs, newly-promoted Izzy
Gould is already in early,
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preparing herself for
further development.
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~ Will, hi.
~ Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah.
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~ How long have you been there?
~ What? I don't know.
~ You OK?
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~ Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
~ I'm just going back to my desk.
~ Cool.
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~ Quite a lot on today.
~ Yeah, no worries, yeah. I just came up here.
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~ Right. Well...
~ Yeah, cos I've had, like, an idea.
~ You've had an idea?
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Yeah, I know, yeah, mental, yeah.
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What do you mean an idea?
What kind of idea?
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~ Yeah, cos you know you're, like, developing?
~ Ah, right. OK.
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~ Yes, so what I...
~ Will, I'm really sorry,
I'm so busy at the moment.
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OK, cool, yeah. No
worries, yeah, cool.
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~ Maybe when I've got time...
~ Yeah, no, cool. Crap!
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~ Or put it in an e-mail.
~ Yeah!
~ Cos then I can get back to you.
~ Cool.
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~ Thanks, Will. Better get back.
~ Yeah, OK, yeah. No worries, yeah, cool.
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~ Actually, sorry.
~ Yeah?
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~ That wasn't very...
~ No, that's cool, yeah. I don't mind.
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00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:45,010
It's OK. I can drink my
coffee. Tell me your idea.
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OK, cool, yeah. Yeah cos, like, my
sister, like, knows Boris Johnson?
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~ Right. Does she really?
~ Yeah, I know.
~ OK.
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Yeah, so it's like - On Your Bike.
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~ On Your Bike?
~ Yeah, like, you ride round
London with Boris Johnson.
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~ Like, he talks and rides at the same time.
~ Right.
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~ Yeah, cos someone's riding next
to him. I don't know who that is.
~ OK.
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Yeah, then, next week,
it's not Boris Johnson,
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it's someone else with a
bike, riding somewhere else,
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like round where they live,
and talking about that.
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Yeah, cos it's like you'd
have, like, different bikes.
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~ I mean, that's great, isn't it?
~ Yes, uh...
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Nice plug for Sadiq's promotion to
the national forecast, so that's...
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But if you look at what she actually
said, it's not... It's much more...
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Meanwhile, on the night of Ian's
big inclusivity presentation,
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the Evening Standard has asked BBC
London News presenter Azia Zamani
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about her views on the new
beardy weather phenomenon.
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"I'm not sure I'm really
a beard woman,
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"but I think it's fantastic
what's happening to Sadiq
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"and of course I wish him well with
whatever he does in the future."
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~ I mean, that's OK, isn't
it? That's all good.
~ Yes, it's just the headline
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~ that's just a bit... "Azia
- I'm not a beard woman."
~ Right.
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00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:48,610
~ I mean, it's... Surely, that's
just a bit of, you know...
~ Yes.
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~ .. bit of harmless fun.
~ Yes, no, it's not a religion thing.
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~ It's about Sadiq. I mean, Sadiq and Azia.
~ Sadiq and Azia?
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~ Yes.
~ What do you mean, "Sadiq and Azia"?
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~ Anna.
~ Yes, exactly.
~ Hi, Anna.
~ Exactly, yes.
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~ Can I...?
~ The fact is I need to know when
you'll be there this evening.
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Er, well, yes, it's
6:30 for 7, isn't it?
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I wouldn't mind getting there
a bit earlier myself,
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~ just to make sure everything's...
~ Yes, exactly. I've booked a car.
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00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,330
~ Right. OK. Well, that's...
~ I said 6. Jack can move it earlier.
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00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,730
~ Lucy, how were you thinking of...?
~ No, no. That's fine.
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~ Yes.
~ Well...
~ I've got an Oyster card.
I'll go on the Tube.
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00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,850
~ Yes.
~ That seems a bit...
~ No, really.
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It's probably better for you and
Anna to go together, if you want...
401
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:26,260
~ Yes. ~ Well, if...
~ Yes, exactly, yes. ~ Yes.
~ Right. ~ Yes.
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00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,410
So you'd have, like,
a regular presenter...
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00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,610
~ Cool.
~ .. someone mad on cycling.
~ Yeah, I don't know.
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00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,890
Cos what this is, it'd be
like a chat show on a bike.
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00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,890
Whoa, cool. That is such a cool idea.
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00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,530
~ Well, it's yours.
~ Yeah, I know. What?
~ It's your idea.
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00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:51,130
~ Whoa, that's... That's just, like, mental.
~ Yes, I know.
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Meanwhile, Izzy is taking Will
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through the full enormity of
the idea he's apparently had.
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00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,770
~ One week, someone like Bradley Wiggins, say.
~ Cool!
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Who's obviously an amazing
cyclist, but, next week,
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~ someone completely different, not...
~ Not Bradley Wiggins.
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They just really like cycling. Like
I thought maybe Tracey Emin...
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~ Cool. I don't know who that is.
~ .. cycling around Margate.
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00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:12,570
~ Cool, yeah. Why not?
~ Or have someone like Gilbert
and George on a tandem.
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00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,250
~ Cool, yeah, I don't know who that is either.
~ Well, they're...
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~ Actually, it doesn't matter.
~ Cool, yeah. Doesn't matter. Cool.
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00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,500
~ Will, I can't tell you... You're
an absolute genius. I love you!
~ Yeah.
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00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,610
Yeah, hey, yeah. Yeah, hi.
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00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,200
Oh, right, OK.
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00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,640
~ What?
~ Right.
~ Yeah, I don't know.
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00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,450
~ This thing will be over by 9:30.
~ Yes.
~ Yes.
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00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,770
Or 10 o'clock at the latest
anyway, I should think.
424
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,890
Yes, exactly, yes. Good.
425
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,370
Why, do you need to be somewhere?
426
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,050
~ No, I don't.
~ Right.
~ Why?
~ What?
427
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,890
~ Do you?
~ Do I what?
~ Do you need to be somewhere?
428
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:55,450
~ Me?
~ Yes.
~ Well, no. I mean...
~ No.
429
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,440
~ I mean, not really, no.
~ Yes, exactly, yes. Good.
430
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:06,450
But what I would say is not only
that we're committed to the idea
431
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:10,410
of committing to firm and binding
BAME and LGBT targets
432
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:13,170
wherever we can possibly
find them going forward,
433
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:16,850
but also, we're going to commit - and
we're absolutely committed to this -
434
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,570
we're going to commit to
exceeding those targets
435
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:23,250
by a minimum of 10% across the board
as soon as we know what they are.
436
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,810
By 7:15, Ian has hit his
stride in his presentation
437
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:30,650
to the Cross Parliamentary Cultural Inclusion
Action Watch Dog Group at Westminster.
438
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,370
But I think it also helps to look at
439
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:35,050
more personal stories that...
440
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,770
.. can sometimes tell us more
about where we are at the BBC
441
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:40,970
~ and by extension I would...
~ But at the same time, Lucy has got a call
442
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:43,770
from Tracey Pritchard back
at New Broadcasting House
443
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,810
and, as is often the case with
calls from Tracey Pritchard,
444
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:48,850
~ it's not good news.
~ .. and to do that,
445
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:52,090
I'm afraid I'm going to have to
talk to you about the weather.
446
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:55,890
Yes?.. Yes... Yes, no,
I know. I'm doing it now.
447
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,690
I was on my way out. I got a call from
Neil to say he hasn't turned up,
448
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,450
so I looked on Twitter
at his account...
449
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:04,410
Breakthrough BBC weather forecaster
Sadiq Iqbal has gone missing
450
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:07,690
and posted a worrying message
on Twitter about his beard.
451
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,130
Right. Bloody hell.
452
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:11,210
It's a journey that has taken him
453
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:16,050
all the way to the BBC One national
forecast for the first time tonight -
454
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:20,930
10:35, incidentally, in case
anyone's interested in watching.
455
00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:24,450
So, of course, I know there'll
be periods of unsettled weather -
456
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,250
we expect that and, in the
BBC, we come dressed for that,
457
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:30,450
but overall, I'd like to suggest
that, with a lot of hard work
458
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,210
and commitment from us, and with
continued support from you,
459
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:38,210
the outlook for the BBC could
and should be mostly bright,
460
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:42,970
maybe even with the occasional
sunny not to say Sunni spell.
461
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,420
Thank you.
462
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:55,130
~ Well, I thought that went OK, didn't it?
~ Yes, er...
~ Yes, good.
463
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:58,280
~ Better than expected.
~ Yes, exactly. So we're done.
464
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,610
What?
465
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,060
Yes, what?
466
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:08,890
~ Oh, my God. That's terrible, Tracey.
~ Yes.
~ And he's just shaved it off?
467
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:11,770
We've Tomasz Schafernaker coming
on his motorbike just in case.
468
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,250
Oh, yes, right. Lovely Tomasz.
469
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:16,490
If you're BBC Senior Communications
Officer, the possibility that
470
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:19,290
the BBC's most
culturally-inclusive weather forecaster
471
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:20,530
may have shaved his beard off
472
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:22,890
on the night of his promotion
to the national forecast
473
00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:26,370
is potentially a nightmare scenario,
and not in a good way.
474
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:30,930
~ I don't want to be negative, but I have
actually got a very bad feeling about this.
~ I know, it's a nightmare.
475
00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:34,250
Anyway, look, Tracey, I'm actually
on my way off to a Rufus Wain...
476
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,810
~ That's him.
~ What?
~ I'm sure. Isn't it?
~ I don't know. It might be.
477
00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:42,050
~ It's hard to tell.
~ OK. Well, don't stand there.
~ What? No, no, no.
478
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,330
That guy is not going anywhere
near that weather map
479
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:48,280
~ until we know exactly what
we're dealing with here.
~ Oh, my God!
480
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:54,530
~ Siobhan, hi.
~ 'OK, so I'm on it, OK?
I'm totally on it, OK?'
481
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,650
What do you mean you're
on it? Where are you?
482
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,370
OK, that guy goes on there tonight
without some kind of beard,
483
00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:01,810
you are looking at a weapons-grade
shit storm here, OK?
484
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:04,410
Yeah, I know, but... Wait! What
do you mean some kind of beard?
485
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:05,650
'If he doesn't appear now,'
486
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:08,210
after everything we've done
with hashtag beardy weather,
487
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:10,210
you are totally going
to crash the internet.
488
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:13,210
OK, wherever you are, whatever
you're doing, I order you to stop.
489
00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:16,130
OK, what you've got to know here is
I'm super good at this kind of shit.
490
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,610
'Exactly, yes. That's why I'm
ordering you not to do it.'
491
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,930
~ We're in extremely delicate territory here.
~ 'Sure.'
492
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,930
This isn't any old beard
we're talking about.
493
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:25,250
Nu-uh, hashtag beardy weather, duh.
494
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:28,570
There's somewhere around
1.6 billion people worldwide
495
00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:31,090
we're in real danger of offending
if we get this wrong.
496
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:34,330
The BBC may have many faults, but
one thing we are absolutely -
497
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,930
and I can't emphasise this... Hello?
498
00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:39,370
Right, OK, fuck. Can
we step on it, please?
499
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:42,490
~ I'm already stepping on it.
~ I don't care. Well, step on something else.
500
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,330
Back at New Broadcasting House,
501
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:47,370
David Wilkes has managed to track
troubled weather forecaster
502
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,090
Sadiq Iqbal down to the
BBC Weather Office.
503
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,250
His mission for the moment
is to keep him there
504
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,170
until they can establish for certain
505
00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:56,930
exactly how beardy tonight's
weather is going to be.
506
00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:59,370
Basically what it is, Sadiq,
is it's prime time
507
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:02,250
Saturday night family viewing, with
a bit of The One Show thrown in
508
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,650
just in case, obviously,
and what we were thinking...
509
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:07,930
No. I'm sorry, Siobhan, we have got
this thing perfectly under control.
510
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:09,730
Meanwhile, back up in reception,
511
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,810
Siobhan Sharpe has
arrived with a plan
512
00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:14,250
and, with The Ten O'Clock News
now just half an hour away,
513
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:17,010
~ things are rapidly coming
to some sort of head.
~ No!
514
00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,650
Jesus Christ, it's fucking orange!
515
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,450
So we can dye it,
OK? It's television.
516
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:24,490
~ Hi! ~ Hello, Ian.
~ How's it going? ~ Fine.
~ Yeah. Welcome to Apocalypse Now.
517
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:26,850
By managing to get Sadiq
into a holding position,
518
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,770
they've bought themselves some time.
519
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,610
But the worry now is that they
may have already used it.
520
00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:34,490
~ First of all, everybody
just needs to keep calm, OK?
~ Yes, good.
521
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:36,970
~ I am actually calm.
~ Calm? You're bloody joking.
522
00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,770
~ Yes. Could she shut up?
~ Well, first of all,
523
00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:40,730
what is the situation
with the actual beard?
524
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:42,690
OK. So with the beard, in my opinion,
525
00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:44,610
we are in a very bad place with this.
526
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:46,450
Yes, but has he actually
got one or not?
527
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,250
So, at the moment, we are still
awaiting confirmation on that.
528
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,010
What do you mean awaiting confirmation?
529
00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:53,210
~ It's either there or it's not.
~ Exactly, Ian, yes.
530
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,530
We have issues around the
hat and scarf obviously,
531
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:58,810
but underneath that, those are the
two options we are looking at here.
532
00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:01,290
And, not only that, but with
the weather apparently,
533
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:04,490
there is actually a complex low coming
in off the Atlantic tonight,
534
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,890
~ which is the last thing we need.
~ Well, let's not get...
535
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,850
I'm not being funny or anything, but
this is actually a perfect storm.
536
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,850
~ Can I just... Have you got a second?
~ What, now?
537
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:15,290
But, under pressure at the 11th
hour, Lucy has had a thought.
538
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,730
~ Hey, guys! ~ Hey!
~ Even better.
~ So I did the best I could. ~ Cool.
539
00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:21,210
~ This one I thought was pretty close.
~ OK.
540
00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:24,560
~ No!
~ Jesus Christ.
~ Er, this one I'm not so sure about.
541
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:29,300
~ OK, no, sure.
~ No, I don't want this.
~ Yeah, it's kind of more left-field.
542
00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:33,410
Just remind me. Why
am I doing this again?
543
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:36,010
I can't quite remember now, and
we haven't got a lot of time,
544
00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,930
~ but I know this is a very good thing.
~ Yes. I'm really sorry.
545
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:41,690
Despite her new role as Head
of Inclusivity, Lucy's idea
546
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:44,730
has nothing to do with either
targets or BBC charter renewal.
547
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:47,330
By the way, I love that hat.
Not everyone can carry that off.
548
00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:49,650
No, I was wondering... Come in.
549
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:55,530
~ Hello, Sadiq.
~ Her thought is that it might
be somehow a good thing
550
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:59,050
if Sadiq were able to have a quiet
moment alone with Azia Zamani
551
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,440
at this point in the proceedings.
552
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:07,410
For some of those involved in
it, for better or for worse,
553
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,250
this is turning into a night that
they're not going to forget.
554
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:12,930
I mean, he's been just across
the studio from her every day.
555
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,770
~ Right.
~ But in reality, the truth is...
~ Yes.
556
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:16,610
~ You know.
~ It's a long way.
~ Yes.
557
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,600
Oh, I know, a nightmare.
558
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,890
~ I'm sorry.
~ No, no...
559
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:27,610
~ I feel like a bloody stupid 16-year-old.
~ No.
560
00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:30,130
Bought all this stuff,
walking round for hours.
561
00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:33,450
~ No, I'm sorry, Sadiq. Really.
~ I don't know what I was thinking of.
562
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,210
Of course I was never going to do it.
563
00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:37,650
It's so great everything
that's happening to you.
564
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,610
I used to dream about the big map.
565
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:41,690
Everything's turning out fine.
566
00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:45,010
~ You say that...
~ I mean it.
~ Have you seen the forecast?
567
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,410
~ There's a complex low coming
in off the Atlantic.
~ Huh.
568
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,090
It's going to be pretty
wild for a time
569
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:52,250
through south-western England, Wales
and parts of north west Scotland
570
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:55,240
~ as we go through tonight into tomorrow.
~ Really?
571
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,170
First time I've ever said that.
572
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:08,490
I love this. I so love my job.
573
00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,730
Yeah, me too, yeah. Bloody great.
574
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:14,490
In the end, against all the odds,
after the BBC Ten O'Clock News,
575
00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:18,450
it's time for the BBC Weather with
both Sadiq Iqbal and his beard.
576
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:21,450
I don't know about you, but I
think I could do with a drink.
577
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,370
~ Right.
~ I mean, if you've got time.
578
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:26,650
And you're going to find
yourself very wet...
579
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:30,330
~ I'm just talking about half
an hour, really, that's all.
~ Right, yes.
580
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,250
Cos I've got to get back for...
581
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,170
~ Hi.
~ Yes.
~ Anna.
582
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:36,210
~ Yes, exactly, hi.
~ You still here?
583
00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,970
~ Yes, so the car's round in Hallam Street.
~ The car?
584
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:42,290
The kitchen closes at 10:30, but the
fact is I've told them to stay open.
585
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:44,450
~ Right.
~ Yes.
586
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,980
Right.
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