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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,156 [wind howls] 2 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,878 - l'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar! - What is it? 3 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,639 Strong reading from underneath the cap rock, sir! 4 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,479 - Possible oil flow? - Still analysing. 5 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,278 lt's, uh... 6 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,197 Sounds like, uh... 7 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,116 Tiny hammers. 8 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,716 Let's go skating! 9 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,077 - They're coming right at us! - Take us to Elfcon three! 10 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,156 Take us to Elfcon three. 11 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,116 [alarm] 12 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,435 [thudding] 13 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,435 [whooshing] 14 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,917 These guys aren't stopping. 15 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,838 - Take us to Elfcon two! - Let's go to Elfcon two. 16 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,910 We have a partridge in a pear tree. 17 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,669 You take us to Elfcon one. Let's rig for silent running. 18 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:17,190 - Look alive, everybody! - OK, we're at Elfcon one. 19 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,316 [klaxon] 20 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,076 [beeping and whirring] 21 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,116 [silence] 22 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,791 - l lost it! - What do you mean, you lost it? 23 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,478 Wait! 24 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,916 What the...? 25 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,755 Uh... 26 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,277 Sir, you're gonna want to hear this. 27 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,030 [Smokey Robinson sings] * You better watch out 28 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,230 * You better not cry 29 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,954 * You better not pout and I'm telling you why 30 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,548 Find out where that music's coming from. 31 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,556 Santa, l've got her on the locator. 32 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,397 * He knows when you are sleeping 33 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,798 * He knows when you're awake 34 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:44,108 * He knows if you've been bad or good 35 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,197 * So be good for goodness'... 36 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,869 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 37 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,919 * You better watch out 38 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,071 * You better not cry 39 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,792 * You better not pout 40 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,150 * And I'm telling you why 41 00:05:56,280 --> 00:06:00,717 * Santa Claus is coming to tow-... 42 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:01,875 [music stops] 43 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,197 - What now? - lt's just gone. 44 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,919 ln the middle of the chorus! 45 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,110 Nobody needs to know about this. 46 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,869 Maybe we should mention the Smokey Robinson thing, sir. 47 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,310 [elf over Tannoy] We're at Elfcon four. All clear. 48 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:20,270 Curtis, what do you say we get you headphones this Christmas? 49 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,789 lt's all right, everybody. Let's get back to work. 50 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,832 Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up! 51 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,557 [Santa] Bernard. 52 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,235 You know l didn't break any of the rules - 53 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,157 according to The Santa Handbook. 54 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,477 The handbook! Curtis, do you go pee-pee with that thing? 55 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,034 lt says elves are encouraged to listen to music. 56 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:48,790 lt makes them more creative, more productive and more alert. 57 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,878 Look out! 58 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,315 [reindeer babbles with excitement] 59 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,959 [triumphant laugh] 60 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,276 Aagghh! [loud thump] 61 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,116 - lt's OK. - Let's go! 62 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,710 ls he all right? 63 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,876 Wow! That's gonna leave a mark. 64 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,319 Oof! 65 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,351 ls that Blitzen? Looks like Prancer. 66 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,198 - Who is that? - lt was Chet. 67 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,556 - A reindeer in training. - Oh. 68 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:18,789 Hmph! 69 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,037 Well, please tell me that it's early in his training. 70 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,116 Wow! Nice fall. 71 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,112 Curtis, when are you gonna tell him? 72 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,798 Not now! 73 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,909 lt's so cold up here. How can you not be freezing? 74 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,396 You have not seen cold till you see where my dad lives. lt's... 75 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,670 Don't be embarrassed. My parents are divorced. 76 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,472 - No big deal. - l'm not embarrassed. 77 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,319 - Why don't you talk about your dad? - He doesn't like me to. 78 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,078 - lt's complicated. - ls he a spy? 79 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,713 No, he... 80 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,196 He works with toys and these... 81 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,993 little people. Kids. 82 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,112 Can we just do what we came here to do? 83 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,229 Sure. 84 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,839 All right. 85 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,549 Charlie, this is really dangerous. 86 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,399 Someone could catch us at any moment. 87 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,112 Kinda exciting. 88 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:35,148 Well, you know, Danielle, l may not come out of this alive. 89 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,233 So, in case we don't see each other again... 90 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,392 Aagghh! 91 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,636 Are you OK? 92 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,918 Oof! 93 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,758 [* Danger Danger: Naughty Naughty Christmas] 94 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,915 - Almost done. - OK. l'm not leaving. 95 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,837 * I've been a naughty boy 96 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:27,589 * I didn't get a toy 97 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:33,198 * Santa Claus left nothing underneath my tree 98 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,272 * He knows that I've been bad 99 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,552 * But being good just ain't my bag... 100 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,996 [music stops] 101 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,637 Hello, Charlie. 102 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,836 Hello, Principal Newman. 103 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,719 [Santa tightens bolt] 104 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,151 OK, try it now. 105 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,316 [engine revs, kids cheer] 106 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,075 OK, all right. Here's what we need. 107 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,908 Get one more bolt on that flange and it's ready for Christmas. 108 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,917 Good work, guys. Whew! 109 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,037 Perfect job on suspension, you guys. 110 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,469 Thinkin' outside the box. l love it. 111 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,671 - Do you want a cookie, Santa? - Do l want a cookie? 112 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,592 Yes! What's fresh? 113 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,395 Oooh! 114 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,636 Sweet, just like you. 115 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,751 Alexander, let's think. 116 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,597 Take the hat off. 117 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,438 Too much counterweight. 118 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,992 Thanks, Santa. You're the man. 119 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,918 That's why they give me the big belly, so l don't fall over! 120 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:01,070 Hey, Joey! How's that static-free-tinsel coming? 121 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,672 Hey, guys, Santa wants to see the new tinsel. 122 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,431 [laughter] 123 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,309 l could come up there and take care of this the ugly way. 124 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,273 Or... we go outside and play some football. 125 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,188 [cheering] 126 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,554 Curtis, you need to tell him right now! 127 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:30,157 l don't know. He's so happy right now. 128 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,277 And why do l have to be the one to tell him?! 129 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,392 Because l'm the head elf. l don't give bad news. 130 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,590 lt's one of the perks of my seniority. 131 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,631 Now, tell him! 132 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,516 Come on, pork chop. Bring it on. 133 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,474 Who you callin' pork chop, meatloaf? 134 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,238 Meatloaf?! 135 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,313 You wanna talk some trash? l'll talk trash with ya. 136 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,193 - But first, l'm gonna blitz. - Ready, set! 137 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,836 - l'm comin' after you, buddy. - Seven swans a-swimming! 138 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,757 Six geese a-laying! 139 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,554 Five golden rings! 140 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,113 Hike! 141 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,389 Hey, who's got the ball? l can see it. Let go of me. 142 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,080 He's too quick! He spins! He moves! He's on the way! 143 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,873 And he might go all the... 144 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,679 way! 145 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,791 Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin'! 146 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,876 Oh, they pile on! 147 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,076 OK, you win! 148 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,511 [groans] 149 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,311 You guys aren't elves. You're wizards! 150 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,512 No matter how many times you run that play l never see it comin'. 151 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,552 Santa? We need to talk. 152 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,516 [horn sounds] 153 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,116 - That's weird, isn't it? - [both] Uh-oh! 154 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,993 - These fit yesterday. - Hot cocoa for you. 155 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,157 This is not a good time, Abby. 156 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,670 l sent Dasher down for some Brazilian cocoa beans. 157 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,034 - What's the bad news? - What do you mean? 158 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:31,554 Whenever you play the designer bean card, you have bad news. 159 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,429 What are you doing with the naughty-and-nice list? 160 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,198 Don't shoot the messenger. 161 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,551 - lt's... Charlie. - Sheen? 162 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,231 - l thought he straightened out. - Not that Charlie. 163 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,430 My Charlie. My son Charlie? He's on the naughty list? 164 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,835 [shrieking] 165 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,792 - There's gotta be a mistake. - We don't make mistakes. 166 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,151 l'm sorry, Santa. Please excuse me. 167 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,836 How could this happen? ls this what you were trying to tell me? 168 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,997 Great! You told him! Let's get you dressed for that meeting. 169 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,556 l can't have the meeting here. l'm gonna have to see Charlie. 170 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,912 - Number two, tell him now. - Tell me what, guys? Come clean. 171 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,474 - Santa, there's a clause. - That would be me. 172 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,194 No, l mean there's another Santa clause. 173 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,788 Curtis, in case you haven't noticed - this time of year, 174 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,275 the malls are filled with other ''Santa Clauses''. 175 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,994 Yes, but there's another Santa clause. 176 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,795 There was a first clause, but also a second clause. 177 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,353 Get on with it! 178 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:45,192 When the last Santa fell off your roof and you put on his coat, you found this. 179 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,477 Right. ''He who wears the coat 180 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,794 takes on the responsibilities of Santa Claus.'' 181 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,876 And the rest would be history, right? 182 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,879 But it seems our number two elf, the keeper of the handbook, 183 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,873 overlooked the single most important detail 184 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,877 in the history of Christmas! 185 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,392 Wow! One mistake in 900 years. 186 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,072 Look. 187 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,996 - l can't see that. - Better now? 188 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,349 - Or now? - Well... 189 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,791 - Better now? - lt's gettin' there. 190 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,275 - Or now? - l can't see anything. 191 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,075 l see. Good, good, good. l see it. OK. 192 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:27,189 ''The card holder acknowledges a woman of his choosing...'' 193 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,552 ''True love... Not valid in the state of Utah...'' 194 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,268 ''Holy... 195 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,833 matrimony?!'' 196 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,349 - l gotta get married! - Yes. 197 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,108 lt's... the Mrs clause. 198 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,714 [they sing ''Here Comes The Bride''] 199 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,350 What if l don't want to get married? 200 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,478 Oh, dear. The de-Santification process has begun! 201 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,034 The de-Santification? 202 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:00,199 Are you telling me that clause says if l don't get married... 203 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,796 l don't get to be Santa any more? 204 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,153 Wh-... what about the kids? 205 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,917 What about the elves? 206 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,518 - What about you guys? - lt's not completely hopeless. 207 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,835 You still have time to find a wife. 208 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,395 - How much time do l have? - 28 days. 209 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,950 28 days? So l've gotta... find a wife by Christmas. 210 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,954 Actually, Christmas Eve. 211 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,070 - l guess it's over. - No! You can't think that way! 212 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,430 Please, don't give up hope. 213 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,391 Cos if you do, then we have to. 214 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,834 - [delighted cries] - Whoa! 215 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,468 Christmas is getting very complicated. 216 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,152 [faintly] Santa? 217 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,475 Santa? 218 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,756 - Are you with us? - l'm sorry, yes. Yes, l am. 219 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:14,034 Well, on behalf of Father Time and the Council of Legendary Figures, 220 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,839 l'd like to thank you for being such a gracious host. 221 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,235 - Hear, hear. - What a lovely place. 222 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,678 Without further ado, let us convene the year-end conference. 223 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,553 - Tooth Fairy. - Thank you, Mother Nature. 224 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,238 Fellow Council members, 225 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,828 l'd like to again propose a new name for myself. 226 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,791 - Oh, please! - Good heavens! 227 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,597 ln the past, you have rejected Tooth Man, Tooth Guy and Tooth. 228 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,951 - Because they stunk. - Today, l'd like to submit... 229 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,513 - Captain Floss. - Nice! 230 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,834 - Plaque Man. - [snorts] 231 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,270 - And Roy. - [laughs] Roy! No. 232 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,517 No kid's gonna put a tooth under a pillow for a man named Roy. 233 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,313 This from someone in a diaper who shoots people's butts! 234 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,396 Wait a minute. l got it. l got it. l got it. 235 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,750 Now, how about this? The Molarnator. 236 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,440 The Molarnator! l like it. 237 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,949 Thank you, Santa. Can we vote now on the Molarnator? 238 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,038 All in favour of a name change for Tooth Fairy? 239 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,838 All right. And all opposed? 240 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,512 Easter Bunny? 241 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,596 - Sandman? - [snores] Wha-...? 242 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,075 What happened? Was l asleep again? 243 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,793 Name change for the Tooth Fairy. Yes or no? 244 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,752 No. l'm sorry. 245 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,877 All right. Next item on the agenda. Santa? Status report. 246 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,959 OK. First, welcome to the North Pole. Great to have you here. 247 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,958 This is our big time of year, so things are busy as usual. 248 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,152 There's a little speed bump in the road this year. 249 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,158 - You all know Charlie. - l love Charlie! 250 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,793 - Great kid. - Good boy. 251 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,558 - Sweet kid. - Good teeth. 252 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,070 Well, Charlie... got himself on the naughty list. 253 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,799 - What?! - Oh, my! 254 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,514 l'm struggling with the timing, cos it's... 255 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,712 l gotta be up here and l've also got to take care of Charlie... 256 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,956 That's every parent's dilemma: 257 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,555 how to balance work and children. 258 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,991 Most people lose sleep over that. 259 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,910 Tell me about it! l have 33,000 offspring. All in private school. 260 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:13,079 Well, to top it off... l have to get married by Christmas Eve. 261 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,794 - What?! - Otherwise l stop being Santa. 262 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,194 - What?! - No! 263 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,788 The de-Santification process has already begun. 264 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,672 Wait a minute. 265 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,678 You do look thinner, and... 266 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,872 - Your beard is shorter! Right? - [others] You're right! 267 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,673 Apparently, it's called the Mrs clause. 268 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,036 Don't mess with me, Santa. l'm pre-El Nino. 269 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,675 No, l'm not messing with anybody. What l'm saying is... 270 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,313 l have to find a wife in... 271 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,592 27 days, 20 hours and 1 7 minutes. 272 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,518 - Wow! - lt's what l do. 273 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,550 [chuckles] 274 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,148 Wait a minute. Cupid! Cupid, come over here. 275 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,316 - What do you need? - Shoot me with a dart. 276 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,591 - Then l'll fall in love. - First of all, they're arrows. 277 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,278 Second of all, no can do. 278 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,670 - Why not? - Arrows have no effect on us. 279 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,076 lf they did, l would have shot myself, met a nice girl, 280 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,872 left the business years ago. 281 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,798 - Enough with the questions. - You can't stop being Santa. 282 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,239 l don't want to. 283 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,158 Kids are 86 per cent happier since you've taken the job. 284 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,271 - He's right. - This is all l want to do. 285 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,590 But what am l gonna do? 286 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,552 Well, you... 287 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,555 You can't be two places at once. 288 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,189 Maybe you can be. 289 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,276 OK, everyone, can l get the room for a minute? Thank you. 290 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,960 Can l just...? One minute. Take a cocoa break. 291 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,548 Have a nice long break. Relax, everyone. 292 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,389 l want to show Santa some improvements on the pantograph. Thanks. 293 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,548 Walk with me. l've tripled the RAM and reconfigured the circuitry. 294 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,513 l see you've externalised the power source 295 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,108 to make better use of the electromagnetic energy. 296 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,595 No, it's just there cos it looks really cool. 297 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,438 Yeah, it does. [chuckles] 298 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,155 Wait a minute. You tripled the RAM. 299 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,872 l see where this is going. l am not getting in that machine. 300 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,874 Besides, creating a copy of Santa won't solve our problems. 301 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,754 - The elves'll know. - But this would be a special toy! 302 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,350 - How's that, Curtis? - l added a fuzzy logic circuit. 303 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,675 The duplicate will look and think just like you. 304 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,270 When you're with your family, dealing with Charlie, looking for a wife... 305 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,392 The toy will be up here melting in front of my fireplace. 306 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,318 No, the toy Santa will be dealing with business up here. 307 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,396 l can deal with business up here. 308 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,512 Santa, if the elves find out we've made a switch... Aaggh! 309 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,949 No! No! This machine is not the answer. 310 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,878 [clattering and squeaking] 311 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,276 Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! Shoo! 312 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,598 Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 313 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,436 [engine powers down] 314 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,036 [squeaking] 315 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,709 Look, you can't get much better than that. 316 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,430 And l promise - it won't hurt a bit. 317 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,593 - l'm goin' in. - l can't watch this! 318 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,796 [humming and whirring] 319 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,476 Ow! Ow! 320 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,513 lt's perfect! 321 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,514 That's because it's me, Einstein. 322 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,039 - Santa, are you all right? - Yeah, l got a shock in there. 323 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,957 ls there supposed to be a shock? 324 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,798 Aagghh! 325 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,078 [all] lt's naked! 326 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,558 Throw something over it. 327 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,672 - lt's incredible! - Yes, it is. 328 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,839 [Santa chuckles] 329 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,637 Can he talk? 330 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,273 Hello? 331 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,118 [gabbles] 332 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,318 Hello? 333 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,313 Hello? 334 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,997 Ho, ho, ho! 335 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,150 Ho, ho... ho! 336 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,750 - Not bad. - Not bad yourself. 337 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,753 l can't put my finger on it, 338 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,836 but there's something about you that l like. 339 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,428 There's something about you that l like! 340 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,552 - Watch him. l'll be right back. - He's coming right back. 341 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,795 Ha-ha-ha! 342 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,360 - Bernard, l need your help. - What do you mean? 343 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,038 What l mean is l gotta go see Charlie 344 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,549 and l want you to convince the elves... 345 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,989 that... toy Santa is me. 346 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,192 - Hm. Have you seen that thing? - l've seen it. 347 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,231 Keep the elves at a distance and say 348 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,555 that l've changed my look, it'll work. 349 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,194 Santa, we're in way over our heads here. 350 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,675 lf anybody can do this, it's you, number one. 351 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,156 l... l'm not gonna lie to all the elves. 352 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,033 l myself think he looks absolutely terrific! 353 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,311 Better and fresher somehow than he has in years. 354 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,433 There's now a more supple veneer to his skin 355 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,869 and an added lustre to the thickness of his hair. 356 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,195 You could almost say there's a... 357 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,558 a toy-like quality to him. 358 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,238 Most importantly, he's very happy with his new look, 359 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,432 and l would caution you all not to point or stare 360 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,598 or use the word ''plastic''. 361 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,273 OK? OK. 362 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,994 Thank you. That's all. Back to work, please. 363 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,676 [irritable grumbling] 364 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,834 Comet, because l don't want to take Prancer. 365 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,396 l want to take a trip with you. When's the last time we had a cruise? 366 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,158 l love you, buddy. 367 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,949 Besides, Prancer had too many apples. We know what that means. 368 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,355 Before you go, take a look at your watch. 369 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,550 Hey! Can't go anywhere without that. 370 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,990 - l've done some work on it. - lt's beautiful. lt really is. 371 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,635 - You like it? - The workmanship's fabulous. 372 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,877 lt has a power reserve that measures how much magic you have left. 373 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,718 - lt's at ten. - That should be enough. 374 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,549 But if you use up any magic for any reason the level drops. 375 00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:00,155 Santa, if it gets to zero - you won't be able to return to the Pole. 376 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,032 Uh-oh. 377 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,750 Then let's not let it get to zero! 378 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,077 - Now, look at me. - Mm-hm? 379 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,355 What's the most important thing? 380 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,678 For you not to touch Santa? 381 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,311 For you to come back! 382 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,629 [Comet grumbles] 383 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,279 Thank you. 384 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,955 Comet, please just chill out a little bit, OK? 385 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,073 Come on! lt's not like we're pullin' the sleigh. Right? 386 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,270 There's no packages. lt's one stop. 387 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,676 And l think l might have forgot we're gonna go see Charlie. 388 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,149 [school bell] 389 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,869 Scott! Hey! You trimmed your beard. 390 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,319 Yeah. 391 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,756 Come here, big guy. 392 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,231 Whoa! Lost some weight there, huh? 393 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,316 - Slim-Fast? - You don't know how fast. 394 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,237 - We should get going. - Oh, OK. 395 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,476 How do you always know when there's a problem? 396 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,433 l see you when you're sleepin'. l know when you're awake. 397 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,518 Which is a pretty frightening concept when you think about it. 398 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,915 We're really worried about Charlie. 399 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,316 He keeps upping the ante. This time he defaced school property. 400 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,318 - lt's classic acting out. - l'm blaming myself for this. 401 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,954 - We're both his parents. - Where is he? 402 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,873 He's waiting for us in Principal Newman's office. 403 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,595 Something about her makes me want to deface public property. 404 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,756 Hello, Mr Calvin. Laura, Neil. 405 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,475 - Miss Newman. - Principal Newman. 406 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,719 Haven't seen you since the last time Charlie was in trouble. 407 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,876 l've been travelling for work. 408 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,152 lf you spent more time with your son there'd be fewer problems. 409 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,316 Then l wouldn't spend so much time with you, 410 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,317 which is always such a pleasure. 411 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,876 A battle of wits. lt's a shame you come unarmed. Excuse me. 412 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,793 Ouch! 413 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,838 Good morning, Principal Newman. 414 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,475 Mr Picardo, l want you to look into my eyes. What do you see? 415 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,350 lt's dark. And it's cold. 416 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,949 lt's your future, Mr Picardo - keep this up 417 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,310 and you will spend your life stabbing trash. 418 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,237 - Do l make myself clear? - Yes. 419 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,511 - So what are you gonna do? - l'm going to geometry. 420 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,596 Have a nice trip. 421 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,835 lt's an affront to authority and blatant disrespect for property. 422 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,838 lf this continues l'll have no other recourse than to suspend.. 423 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,873 Excuse me. ls there a rest stop between here and the end of the lecture? 424 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,753 l'm more interested in why this happened in the first place. 425 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,872 So am l. Charlie, we're all worried about you. 426 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,029 lt feels like you're trying to get someone's attention. 427 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,156 What's bothering you? 428 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,473 - Dr Miller? - Neil. 429 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,229 - Neil, any theories? - Well, frankly l have several. 430 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,950 Here we go. Let's just order a pizza. 431 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,718 Scott, you're not helping. 432 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:59,231 l was listening to a tape series on child development last night. 433 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,473 You know what the problem is? Excuse me, Neil. 434 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,755 lt's four weeks until Christmas. 435 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,315 - That's a holiday in December. - Oh. 436 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,916 Have you noticed the hallways? Not a decoration, not a twinkle light, 437 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,999 not an expression of the joy kids are supposed to be feeling. 438 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,312 - What kind of school is this? - A public school. 439 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:25,036 A top-rated public school. That takes effort. And money. 440 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,238 Spending any of that money on holiday decorations 441 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,635 would take away from the things that truly matter. 442 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,320 Forgive me, but l think holiday cheer really matters. 443 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,476 What are we going to do? We are worried... 444 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,070 Let me handle this. You know what you did is wrong. Right? 445 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,918 - l guess so. - There's no guessing. 446 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,235 Guessing is gone. lt was wrong what you did. 447 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,033 And you're not gonna do it again. Promise me. 448 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,639 - OK. - There you go. 449 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,588 He won't do it again. Meeting is adjourned. 450 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,995 lt most certainly is not! Charlie... 451 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,236 You know what else? Here's a little donation. 452 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,954 Why don't you buy yourself a wreath? 453 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,993 l am Santa Claus. 454 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,075 Boo! 455 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,068 Yeah. No, no, l think that this is gonna work. 456 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,350 Good... Good job, Curtis. 457 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,192 Would it kill you to give a wholehearted compliment? 458 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,275 Ho, ho, ho. 459 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,832 - Ho, ho, ho. - Santa? 460 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,432 - l need you to look at this. - All right! 461 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,679 Nice! 462 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,438 No. l mean, l need you to read it. 463 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,233 Well, let's try to be specific, shall we? 464 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,315 Ha-ha! 465 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,035 l'll take a look at it over at my desk. 466 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,879 - How does he know where it is? - l programmed him that way. 467 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,116 He has most of Santa's memories. 468 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,469 OK, we need you to study everything that's in that book 469 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,995 because it is the key to being Santa. 470 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,152 Right! l'll memorise everything in the book. 471 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,714 l'll follow all the rules. 472 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,478 Cos rules are very important! 473 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,350 - l like this guy. - l can barely read this. 474 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,435 Hi, Santa. 475 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,835 Uh... 476 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,033 - Hi. - Oh. You look... 477 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,799 Like he got a good night's sleep. 478 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,194 Like you got a very good night's sleep. 479 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,872 How about a nice chocolatey cocoa? 480 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,518 - Careful, it's hot. - Of course it is. 481 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,434 Aagh! 482 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,635 Whoo! 483 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,990 That's delicious! l like cocoa! 484 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,879 Cocoa's superior refreshment! [laughs] 485 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,036 Get me some more cocoa! 486 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,156 Whoo! 487 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,508 Right away, Santa. 488 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,755 Ho, whoa! 489 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,234 l think Santa feels a little buzz! 490 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,955 Whoooo! 491 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,639 Let me get this straight. You were de-Santified? 492 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,309 And you only have 27 days to find a wife or you're out? 493 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,673 Yeah. 494 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,109 What are you gonna do? We dated for three years 495 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,356 before you got up the courage to propose. 496 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,597 That's a pretty serious commitment issue, isn't it? 497 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,393 Yes, Sigmund. l was afraid l'd mess up the first time. 498 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,750 - l'm more afraid now. - Dad, you can't give up. 499 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,757 There's never been a better Santa. 500 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,598 l appreciate that. 501 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,154 lt's for the best. lf l had spent more time with you, 502 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,669 you'd spend less time in the spray paint industry. 503 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,189 Don't do that to yourself. You have been a great dad. 504 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,880 And being Santa has made you an even better man. 505 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,036 l'm gonna go out on an emotional limb. 506 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,912 Don't try to make me cry. 507 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,510 Believe it or not, you have a great capacity for love. 508 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,557 l know you can find someone wonderful 509 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,591 to spend the rest of your life with. 510 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,076 Don't let the facts that you have no time, no prospects 511 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,112 and a paralysing fear of intimacy get you down. 512 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,195 Hm. 513 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,751 Have you ever helped anyone? Ever? 514 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,077 You know what l'm gonna do? l am gonna look through my phone book 515 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,714 and see who's still single out there and not too bitter. 516 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,037 There's divorced moms at school who'll go out with anybody. 517 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,516 As promising as this sounds, l don't need help with this area. 518 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,916 Your old man was a high-school legend. A double letterman. 519 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,678 l had a Mustang. 520 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,552 So as far as dating goes, 521 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,389 l think if anybody can stir up the old mojo it would be moi. 522 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,234 Come on! l don't think there's a woman out there 523 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,316 that doesn't want a piece of this. 524 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,352 - Hi, Mom! - Lucy! 525 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,713 - Uncle Scott! - How's my little sweet pea? 526 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,437 Ohh! l haven't seen you in a long time. 527 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,996 - Tell me what's been happenin'. - l learned to swim underwater. 528 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,634 - And l'm not afraid! - That's amazing! 529 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,751 Maybe we'll have to go to the mall and... get some ice cream. 530 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,993 - Plenty of women at the mall. - Charlie...! 531 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,312 Santa, look forward and put on a smiley face. 532 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,716 - Say hello to your elves. - Ho, ho, ho! 533 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,195 You're doing a wonderful job! 534 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,556 Santa, when you said the bigger wheels, is this what you meant? 535 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,635 Ho, ho, ho! 536 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,716 You're doing a wonderful job! 537 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,120 You're doing great. Dial it down on the ho-ho-ho's, 538 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,037 but otherwise you're gold. 539 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,235 Ho, ho ho! 540 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,630 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 541 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,795 Why don't you just say it? ''You were right, Curtis. l was wrong.'' 542 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,069 OK, OK, l admit it. 543 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,710 They're happy. They're working hard. 544 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,717 Everything's going to be fine. 545 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,717 This book is very interesting reading. 546 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,434 There's a lot of rules they're not following. 547 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,551 That's what l've been saying all along. 548 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,831 Things have gotten a little too sloppy around here. 549 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,112 Yes! Sloppiness means mistakes. Mistakes aren't a good thing! 550 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,076 l might have to make some changes here. 551 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,953 - What do you have in mind? - Let me show you. 552 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,270 There's many things. Look here... 553 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,837 Neil, are you sure you don't have any other clothes l can borrow? 554 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,110 l mean, the idea tonight is to attract a woman. 555 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:22,277 - What are you talking about? - l look like a limesicle. 556 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,277 l think it makes you look hot. 557 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,148 What do you think, Laura? Honestly, what do you think? 558 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,077 Doesn't he look hot, Laura? 559 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,078 l think it's what's inside that really counts. 560 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,555 - Thought you liked the sweater. - We'll talk later. 561 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,398 l'm off. l may need to borrow a car. 562 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,956 l'm parked behind Neil. The minivan - l just had it washed. 563 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,518 The minivan. 564 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,517 OK, then. Well, wish me luck. 565 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,072 l got a needlepoint sweater, and a minivan... 566 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,716 See ya in about eight minutes. 567 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,638 Scott? Hey. 568 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,069 - Tracy! - Yes! 569 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,873 - lt's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 570 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,954 - Here, why don't you sit down? - Oh, thank you. 571 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,036 Thank you very much. 572 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,831 So, l'm so glad we finally got to do this. 573 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,235 - l'm pretty nervous. - Oh, are you? 574 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,352 Laura says we have a lot in common. 575 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,596 l hear that you love this time of year also? 576 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,280 lt's my favourite time of year and my busiest time of year. 577 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,789 - Whoa, look at the sweater! - Yeah! 578 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,196 Some sweater. Like l should talk! 579 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,315 l also have my Christmas charm bracelet. 580 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,149 - That's beautiful. Look at 'em! - Yeah. 581 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,635 l wear it all year long just to keep the spirit alive. 582 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,550 That's gorgeous. A little teddy bear and packages. That's very nice. 583 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,712 - So what work do you do? - l'm in the toy business. 584 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,796 - No way! - Way! 585 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,634 - That sounds so creative. - l love it. 586 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,876 - l love creative people. - Yeah? 587 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,713 Yeah. 588 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,439 So what do you do? 589 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,358 l'm hoping someday to break into the music business. 590 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,357 - As a singer-songwriter. - No way! 591 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,833 Way! 592 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,108 - What's your favourite music? - Country-western. 593 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,878 - [enthusiastically] Ohh! - Yeah. 594 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,195 - Do you like Shania Twain? - Yeah! 595 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,993 * The best thing about singing at Christmas 596 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,998 * ls the cocoa, carolling and fun 597 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,315 - You know that one? - l know that song. 598 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,192 * Go totally yuletide 599 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,391 - * Takin' a sleigh ride - You're good. 600 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,636 * Santa shirts, reindeer skirts 601 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,319 * Whoah-oh-oh! - Hey! 602 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,475 * [off-key] Watchin' the windows fog, drinkin' some eggnog 603 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,636 - That's good. - * Whoah-oh-oh! 604 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,872 * Fill up a stocking 605 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,991 * Spray on some flocking 606 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,475 [shouts] Put up a tree! Sports on TV! 607 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,557 [nasally] * Uh, whoah-oh-oh 608 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,038 * l want to be free, yeah to feel the way l feel 609 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,998 * Ah, ah, ah, ah 610 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,314 Man! 611 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,158 * l feel like some Christmas 612 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,189 * Oh-oh, wow wow wow! * 613 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,478 [whistles] 614 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,396 Whew! 615 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,198 You hated it? 616 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,675 lt kind of scared me a little bit. 617 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,112 No, l just. l... 618 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,751 l just... l wasn't prepared for a performance, so if l... 619 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,190 l put myself out and that was not an easy thing to do. 620 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,630 lf you can't support a woman's ambition, 621 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,718 then l don't think there's any reason to continue this date. 622 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,438 [knock on door] 623 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,839 - Dad? - Hey, sport. 624 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,518 How'd it go? 625 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,113 Well... 626 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,795 Let's just say l'm not bookin' a church yet. 627 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,199 Boy, l'll tell ya, women are hard to figure out. 628 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,392 - Tell me about it. - You too, huh? Girl trouble? 629 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,837 Well, there's this one girl. 630 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,719 We just used to be friends and hang out at the mall and stuff. 631 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,558 Then one day l looked at her 632 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,194 and l got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. 633 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,515 l started worrying about what to wear 634 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,676 and what my hair looked like... 635 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,476 And then l wanted to kiss her. 636 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,116 How did she do that? 637 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,515 l don't know. But they all can do that. 638 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,753 Oh, look at that. The snow globe! 639 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,791 This is so beautiful. l remember when Bernard gave this to you. 640 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,388 He said all l have to do to see you is shake it. 641 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,475 Uh-huh. 642 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,833 Now, all you have to do is yell down the hall. 643 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,030 And l'm there whenever you need me. 644 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,513 Yeah. 645 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,675 l'm a little tired, Dad. l'll see you in the morning. 646 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,279 OK. 647 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,038 - Good night. - Night. 648 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,436 Can you turn the light off, please? 649 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,279 Yeah, cos it's such a big reach for you! 650 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,516 [grumbling] 651 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,435 What do you mean it's not straight? 652 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,675 [gabbles] 653 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,556 - Sure it's straight. - Uh-uh. 654 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,153 - Maybe your head's crooked. - [gabbles] 655 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,071 - Prancer's not this picky. - [Comet] Yes, he is. 656 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,197 - Hi, Comet. - Hi! 657 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,917 l've got something for you. 658 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,356 Hey, Lucy, what have you got there? 659 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,953 Careful with the sweets. He tends to overeat. 660 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,275 Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus? 661 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,915 What? Why would you ask me something like that? 662 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,634 Cos you have a reindeer, and only Santa has reindeer. 663 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,035 Nonsense. A lot of people have reindeer. 664 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,116 Name five. 665 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,557 Well... most of them live in Finland. 666 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,956 l can't pronounce their names. 667 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,670 Besides, reindeer are too stupid to make good pets. 668 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,832 Well, l think you're very smart. 669 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,994 Well, l think he's learning at an excellent rate. 670 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,430 Oh, really? This morning he ate a bowl of waxed fruit. 671 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,913 Wait a minute. 672 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,558 l need the naughty-and-nice list. 673 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,874 No. 674 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,031 lt says l'm supposed to check it twice. 675 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,720 - Santa already checked it. - No, l didn't. 676 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,196 - The real Santa. - l am the real Santa! 677 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,197 - l'm sorry? - l'm in charge here. 678 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,231 - What? - l check the list twice. 679 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,157 That's the rule. l like the rules. 680 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,874 - You know how l feel. - You're misunderstanding. 681 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,356 No, l'm the rule-maker. l like the rules. Santa likes rules. 682 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,789 l've got a good idea. How about we have some fun? 683 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,875 Huh? 684 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,196 - lt's good to have fun. - Right. 685 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,073 Santa, look over there. See those elves? 686 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,000 Go ahead. Go play some tinsel football. 687 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,473 Break! 688 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,755 - What's the object of tinsel football? - Come on down. 689 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,475 lf you don't have the ball, get it. 690 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,637 lf you have the ball, run to the end zone. 691 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,875 OK, l'll go get the football. 692 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,519 Ready, hike! 693 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,356 [bloodcurdling cry] 694 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,678 l've got the ball. What are you gonna do? Who's gonna stop me? 695 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,074 Come on! 696 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,509 This is a lot of fun! 697 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,511 Oh, so sorry! 698 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,558 [plasticky squeaking] 699 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,630 Come here! Stop! Slow down when l'm talking to you! 700 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,796 Come here, you! Come on. 701 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,959 He's headed east toward the main entrance! 702 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,916 Hello, Charlie. 703 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,638 Hello, Principal Newman. 704 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,715 [school bell] 705 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,353 Are Laura and Neil on their way? 706 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,198 No, l volunteered to go solo. 707 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,833 Oh. You look... 708 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,471 You've lost weight. Feeling all right? 709 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,556 l was until l got this phone call. 710 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,117 Charlie, you promised you weren't gonna do this again. 711 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,993 What's the matter with you? l'm gonna have to punish ya. 712 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,156 l'll ground him for... two months. 713 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,669 - l thought you were on my side! - l'll go one better. 714 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,597 - You're suspended. - But... Dad! 715 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:51,109 l'm as upset about this as you, but isn't there 716 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,959 a punishment that doesn't mean takin' him out of school? 717 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,548 - What did you have in mind? - We could... 718 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,318 Uh... ah... 719 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,396 Community service? 720 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,235 Huh. 721 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,836 That's not a bad idea. 722 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,075 OK, Charlie. l want you to start by cleaning up this wall. 723 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,760 l want everything off of there by tonight. 724 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,714 And then clean off every mark off every locker in this hallway. 725 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,229 - Every one?! - Do as she says, Charlie. 726 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,271 But l have homework, tests to study for. 727 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,836 Not my problem. l have a detention group on Saturday. 728 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,030 So we will all get together at the rec centre 729 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,151 and scrape off graffiti at 8am. 730 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,430 - See you both there. - You say both of us? 731 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,836 No, l... l'm very busy. l do a lot of other community service. 732 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,838 That's good. You just got yourself elected parent rep. 733 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,839 And, Charlie... We'll talk about the suspension. 734 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,715 Curtis, what is he doing in the naughty-and-nice centre? 735 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,796 - What's going on? - l'm checking the naughty-nice list. 736 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,718 - l'm checking it twice. - l already told you! 737 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,078 lt's been checked. Don't worry. 738 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,997 l do worry. There's a lot of mistakes. 739 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,031 l'll give you a big fat for instance! 740 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,197 ln Denmark, there's a guy named Sven Halstrom right here. 741 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,869 He's a Dane. He was wiping his nose on his sister's shirt. 742 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,993 Yuk! That's not very nice! And yet he's on the nice list. 743 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,317 We try to cut most children slack this time of year. 744 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,353 l don't understand that! Kids are misbehaving everywhere. 745 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,914 They're running with scissors. They're sticky. 746 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,600 ''l'm not gonna stop this car!'' ''No, we're not there yet!'' 747 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,109 ''Brush your teeth!'' ''Pick up those clothes!'' 748 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,196 lt goes on and on. 749 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,869 But they're just kids! Everybody misbehaves some time. 750 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,434 But according to The Santa Handbook, 751 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,111 naughty kids get lumps of coal in their stockings. Right? 752 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,231 We will make stockings. 753 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,239 ln my opinion, they should all get coal in their stockings. 754 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:05,234 - Don't you? - No! That's not how it works! 755 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,033 Get me the naughty-nice list. Get me every list! 756 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,436 [shouts] Get me [more softly] everything. 757 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,949 [* Unwritten Law: Unwritten Christmas] 758 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,235 Mr O'Reilly, Mr Leary. 759 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,591 You in charge of the gangbangers? 760 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,676 They're students, actually, and yes. 761 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,552 Keep 'em away from the car. lt's new. 762 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,114 l don't need some delinquent kids scratchin' it up. 763 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:34,676 They're not delinquents. And don't worry about your car. 764 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,360 l'd worry about your legs in those shorts. 765 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,596 l thought only swimmers shaved their legs! 766 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,358 Whoa, good one! 767 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,879 - Good morning. - Good morning. 768 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,195 - Brought you coffee. - Thank you. 769 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,950 - So you have a nice-guy side. - l'm a man of many sides. 770 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,193 l'm a puzzle. l'm a Rubik's Cube with pants. 771 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,510 - [laughs] - A laugh! Actual laugh. 772 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,438 - Dad, it doesn't come off. - lt's not supposed to come off. 773 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,755 Hence you've got to be careful where you put it. 774 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,350 Hence tagging is serious. Hence your presence here. 775 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,872 Don't say ''hence'' any more, Dad. lt's really annoying. 776 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,835 [school bell] 777 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,238 Nicely done! 778 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,558 How do you do it? l have trouble with one. You have hundreds. 779 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,756 - Hi. - Hi. 780 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,709 - l was really good this year. - [chuckles] 781 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,628 ls that so? Are you absolutely sure about that, Pamela? 782 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,513 l want a doll house and a swimming pool. 783 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,632 A swimming pool? 784 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,830 l'm sorry. She insisted on talking to you. 785 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,315 - lt's not a problem. - OK. 786 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:41,076 l'll tell you what. lf you can promise me you'll be good, 787 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,509 l can guarantee you'll have a great Christmas. 788 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,200 - OK! Yeah! - [mother laughs] Come on. 789 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,070 Kids get so nutty this time of year. 790 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,040 - ls she a neighbour? - No. 791 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,991 Oh. How did you know her name? 792 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,190 Oh, the... necklace, it said Pamela on it. 793 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,869 Oh, l guess l missed that. l'm gonna go check on this group. 794 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,396 You cost me, Pamela. 795 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,837 l just couldn't sleep thinking about all those rules. 796 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,394 Am l wrong? Am l right? Does it matter? 797 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,279 Couldn't have been the three gallons of cocoa l had! 798 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,029 But you understand rules, don't you? You're highly decorated. 799 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,435 And look at that face. There you go. 800 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,870 There's a face only a mom would like. 801 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,958 l don't have a mom, so l wouldn't know about that. 802 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,196 Now, it's time for the big event. 803 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,152 Guess what? 804 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,716 Son, it's show time! 805 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,595 You're in the spotlight. Get bigger with it. 806 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:49,439 lt's your big chance. l need a little help. 807 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,472 l need a little muscle. l need a little nudge. 808 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,910 Let's call yourself the little nudge! 809 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,794 This won't hurt - except for the electric shock through you. 810 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,478 See ya on the other side! 811 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,990 - Oh. Hi. - Hi. Uh... 812 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,192 lt looks like you're going out. 813 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,914 - Sorry. l should have called. - No, it's OK. Come in. 814 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,598 - You sure? - Uh-huh. 815 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,469 - ls there a problem? - No, no. l just... 816 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,431 l wondered if, um... 817 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,077 lf you would... [stammers] 818 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,520 Do you want to go get some noodles? 819 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,032 Or pie? 820 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,435 But l don't want to keep you from your date, so... 821 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,632 Oh, it's not a date. lt's the faculty Christmas party. 822 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,794 ls that your idea of a night on the town? 823 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,957 Noodles and pie? [giggles] 824 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,953 - Yes. What would be your idea? - Pizza and a movie. 825 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,638 - Thick or thin crust? - Thin. 826 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,318 Good! Movie? 827 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,068 Two For The Road. Audrey Hepburn, Albert Finney. 828 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,192 Movie's OK, but the car was the star. '53 MGTD. 829 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,630 Racing green, wire wheels... Beautiful. 830 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,911 l'm impressed. That is a great car. My favourite car. 831 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,837 Didn't like driving 'em in the rain. 832 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,276 You have to push it to start it. Other than that it's perfect. 833 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,956 lt's perfect, though. 834 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,633 - l could drive you to your party. - That would be great. 835 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,991 Except for, eventually, l'm going to have to get home. 836 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,112 Well, l... l could pick you up. 837 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,710 So you're going to drop me off, then come back and pick me up? 838 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,592 - Yeah. - Why don't you just stay? 839 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:48,393 - All right, l'll stay. - l'll get my coat. 840 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,434 So, Mr Andretti, what are you driving? 841 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,512 You know... l think you're gonna like it. 842 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,798 [laughs] 843 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,316 [clop of hooves] 844 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,517 Mind if l ask you something personal? 845 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,073 Please. 846 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,668 - You look really different. - The weight. 847 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,554 lt's lndian teas and it's a lot of salves and stuff. lt's... 848 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,716 - Do you want some cocoa? - Uh, yes. 849 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,709 Cocoa. You have thought of everything. 850 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,991 Well, this time of year, l... l really shine. 851 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,590 Yeah, l can't wait till it's over, though. 852 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,836 Streets are crowded, the malls are jammed, 853 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,872 people max out their credit cards... lt's noisy. 854 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,958 When did you become such a cynic? 855 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,469 Oh. l don't know. 856 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,516 l used to love Christmas, too. 857 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,831 lt was the only day that my parents didn't fight. 858 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,195 - Oh. - Oh. 859 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,356 They were at each other all the time. 860 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,155 But on Christmas, they tried to make the holiday special. 861 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,716 My dad went through this charade so l'd believe in Santa Claus. 862 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,276 He put a cot by the fireplace so Santa could take a nap... 863 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,197 Like he has time to take a nap! 864 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,596 Consider the amount of gifts he would have to... deliver. 865 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,393 Why would he nap? He would probably need some coffee. 866 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,796 Yeah. And there was cocoa and cookies. 867 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,516 And carrots for the reindeer. 868 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,508 That's a good gesture. The reindeer love carrots. 869 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,790 And the thought is important to them, too. 870 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,596 Yeah. And l'd wake up and the cocoa and cookies would be gone 871 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,951 and the cot would be mussed and the carrots gnawed. 872 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,629 They swallow them. lf they're fresh they'll eat 'em like that. 873 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,716 They love red bell peppers, too. 874 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,717 You know the stories. lf you read... 875 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,269 And there would be incredible presents under the tree. 876 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:03,030 One year was a rocking horse, and l named it Harvey. 877 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,068 And the next year was a little red wagon, 878 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,919 which l made a lemonade stand, which was great. 879 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,678 And the last year was... 880 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:16,117 lt was just... a Baby Doll. She was pink and soft and beautiful. 881 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,949 - Beautiful? - Yes. 882 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,354 l believed in Santa so much l'd get in fights at school 883 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,869 with kids who tried to tell me that he didn't exist. 884 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,673 And one day l came home with a bloody nose. 885 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,992 That's when my parents decided to tell me to... 886 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,997 grow up. 887 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,191 l was devastated, and... 888 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,110 Good, Carol! This is great sleigh-riding conversation! 889 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:45,915 - l'm a terrible sleigh con-.. - lt's fine conversation. 890 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,350 A person just wants something to believe in, you know? 891 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,835 Yes, l know. Yes, l know. 892 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,157 OK, we have cocoa. 893 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,714 We have a blanket. We have a horse-drawn sleigh. 894 00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,558 The only thing that's... 895 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,793 - What? - [laughs] 896 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,399 - lt's snowing. - Oh. 897 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,353 As if by magic? 898 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,392 That's what l was gonna say, that it should be snowing! 899 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,511 [delighted laugh] 900 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,796 [* The Shirelles: Blue Holiday] 901 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,390 * It's been a blue 902 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,069 * Holiday 903 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,228 * Since you've been gone 904 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,634 * Oh, my darling 905 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,835 * Won't you 906 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,229 * Hurry, hurry home 907 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:48,719 * It's been a blue 908 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,518 * Holiday... 909 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,036 l owe you one. 910 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,278 lt's a great party. 911 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,470 Look. That guy moved. 912 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,679 - Would you excuse me? - Mm-hm. 913 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,156 [feedback] 914 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,639 Could l have your attention? Your attention, please! 915 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:29,636 There we go. Hi. l'm Scott Calvin and l just thought l'd step up here and... 916 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,150 and say the word that we've all been longing to hear. 917 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,758 Fire! 918 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,591 OK. What l think, folks, is that a lot of you have forgotten 919 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,359 what the true spirit of Christmas is all about. 920 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,435 Mm? 921 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,989 lf you're not willing to dance or laugh or flirt 922 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,396 or risk the buffet, l don't think we have much choice. 923 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,717 So before the choir gets out here l say we rock this house 924 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,308 with a secret Santa! Huh? 925 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,232 Carol - happy, happy Christmas! 926 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,830 l think they're just decorations for the carollers. 927 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,958 She's afraid these are decorations for the carolling. 928 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,799 l think Carol is right about the carolling! 929 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,310 l'm talking about the packages that [whispers] are backstage. 930 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,510 There aren't any packages backstage. 931 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,596 Ohh! There's none back there. 932 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,395 [sighs] So l was mistaken when l saw this bag of gifts. 933 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,478 Maybe l'm wrong, but it sure looks like a bag of gifts. 934 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,636 Ohh! lt's heavy like a bag of gifts. 935 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,908 Look at this! What's in here? 936 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,756 lt's very heavy, very heavy. 937 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,238 John Pierce. 938 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,796 Doesn't your mom call you JJ? 939 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,076 Merry Christmas, JJ. 940 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,436 No way. 941 00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,879 This is Toss Across! 942 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,671 l used to love this when l was a kid! 943 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,518 But l never told anybody. 944 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,070 Where did...? Who did this? 945 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,679 Grace Kim. 946 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,111 Yes, there you are! Merry Christmas. 947 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,798 - Thank you. - Tom Astle. 948 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:18,632 - Me! Sorry, Gordon. - Hey! 949 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,274 - Haven't changed a bit! - Gee, thanks. 950 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,159 - Lizzy Garcia. - Here. 951 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,150 - There. Merry Christmas. - Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots! 952 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,396 Mint condition! This is incredible! 953 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,476 The Holly Hobbie Oven! 954 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,633 Come on up and get the rest of your presents. 955 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,518 - Marie? - Here! 956 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,552 There she is. Katie. Jerry. 957 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,150 - Here! - Cory. Cory? 958 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,878 Here! 959 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,956 [* Chuck Berry: Run Rudolph Run] 960 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,315 - Carl, you need a net. - Not me! 961 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,316 This is great. 962 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,677 Hey, party animal, you want to play? 963 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,360 - l can't figure it out. - lt's beanbag tic-tac-toe. 964 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,516 No, l mean the secret Santa thing. 965 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,518 Someone tracked down all those wonderful antique toys. 966 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,870 Probably someone who knows his way around eBay. 967 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,479 - Yeah. - Yep. 968 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,517 lt was you. l know it was you. 969 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,233 l just can't figure out... How did you do it? 970 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,113 Sometimes you don't need to know all the answers. 971 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,639 Speaking of which... 972 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,550 Even the principal needs a Christmas gift. 973 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,193 Merry Christmas. 974 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,517 Come on, open it. Rip it open. 975 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,029 Come on. We're not gonna save the paper. 976 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,835 lt's Baby Doll. 977 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,596 [voice breaks] Come here. 978 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,798 - Did you call the office? - No. 979 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,797 - Did they call you? - lt's not like that. 980 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,514 - Did you investigate us? - No, l wouldn't do that. 981 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,349 Did you...? l told you about Baby Doll an hour ago, and... 982 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,398 Did you send someone to...? 983 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,158 - No. - No. 984 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,791 Well... l don't know how you did it. 985 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,797 lt's like some kind of magic. 986 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,630 Yeah, sort of like some kind of magic. 987 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,309 And... and pretty much the last that l have. 988 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,999 What? Well, what...? You know what? 989 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,152 l don't want to know. 990 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,109 What you did in there tonight for everyone was wonderful. 991 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,196 Thank you. 992 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,273 l'm sorry. 993 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,271 l shouldn't have done that. 994 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,029 - ls that OK? - Yeah. 995 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,638 Got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. 996 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,798 l'm, um... 997 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,835 l'm not... real good at this. 998 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,712 Where did that come from? 999 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,796 l don't know. 1000 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,236 Hi! Merry Christmas! 1001 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,799 Ho, ho, ho! 1002 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,669 [machines stop] 1003 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,558 Can l have your attention? 1004 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,151 Stop the work, please. Everybody stop the work. 1005 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,072 - Merry Christmas! - [quacks] 1006 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,510 That's nice. l have a little announcement to make. 1007 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,879 From this moment forward, we're not gonna make any more toys. 1008 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,594 The children of the world don't deserve presents. 1009 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,756 They're running rampant with naughtiness. 1010 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,633 This Christmas we're gonna give those greedy kids 1011 01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,479 exactly what they deserve. 1012 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:04,309 A beautiful, high-quality yet low-sulphur variety of coal! 1013 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,078 [uproar] 1014 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,554 Quiet! 1015 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,432 We have to focus, all of us, on the goals ahead. 1016 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,192 And just to make sure that that happens... 1017 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,918 Thank you, sweetie. 1018 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,719 l... l hate to blow my own horn. 1019 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,636 [horn sounds] 1020 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,277 Stay where you are! Don't be afraid! 1021 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,314 Back! Back! 1022 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,434 l was up late, couldn't sleep. 1023 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,676 Milk wouldn't do it, cocoa is a little sweet, 1024 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,712 so l decided to make an army of toy soldiers. 1025 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,839 They don't have a good sense of humour like me. 1026 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,509 l would do what they ask you. Which is what l'm going to tell you! 1027 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,393 Don't listen to him! This guy's not Santa! 1028 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,477 - He's not Santa? - He's a toy! 1029 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,154 He has a rubber face and a plastic tushy! 1030 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,758 [plasticky squeaking] 1031 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,994 Trust me! Don't let him ruin Christmas! 1032 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,880 Thank you for those kind words, Bernard! 1033 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,719 Well, now that we all have an understanding, 1034 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:29,555 have a joyous and merry Christmas! 1035 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,591 Merry Christmas! 1036 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,789 [screaming] 1037 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,319 OK, ready? Go! 1038 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,795 This is what l call community service! 1039 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,876 Here she comes. Duck down! 1040 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,349 Hey! 1041 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,675 Attention you hooligans behind that snow bank! 1042 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,995 You have snowballed the wrong house. 1043 01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,669 Drop the snowballs, kick them away from the snow suits 1044 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,950 and keep the mittens where l can see them. 1045 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,719 Your dad is hanging with Principal Newman? 1046 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,319 - ls he dating her? - No. 1047 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,392 Go to your homes. Uh... pelt the ones you love. 1048 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,195 - And a merry Christmas! - [Carol laughs] 1049 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,993 - That is really gross, man. - Shut up. 1050 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,071 There are things about me you should know. Personal things. 1051 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,555 We don't need to rush things, Scott. 1052 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,349 l think you need to know these things. 1053 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:39,435 OK. 1054 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,073 Um... 1055 01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,995 Remember the mistletoe, how it just showed up? 1056 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,872 - Yes. - And the sleigh. 1057 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,877 - How magical that was? - Yes. 1058 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,031 Secret Santa Claus? 1059 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,356 - That was me. - Yeah? 1060 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,596 l'm not this size much. l'm usually much bigger than this. 1061 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,358 So am l sometimes. 1062 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,550 l have a big white beard that's beautiful. 1063 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,114 - l don't. - l work a long way from home. 1064 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,595 When l get back home, l sleep for a long time. 1065 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,280 See? OK. lt's not so bad so far. 1066 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,948 You work far away from home and you sleep a lot. 1067 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:19,470 You've never been to prison and you don't wear socks with sandals. 1068 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,715 Well... 1069 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,918 l'm Santa Claus. 1070 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,634 What? 1071 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,590 The suit, the red suit's real. The North Pole is a place. 1072 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:35,077 There are elves. They make toys. They're beautiful and it's real. 1073 01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,992 - l exist. - That's not funny. 1074 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,473 - lt's magical. - Cut it out. 1075 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,999 l'm telling the truth. 1076 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,270 l told you something personal from my childhood 1077 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,949 and now you're making a joke out of it and it's not funny. lt hurts. 1078 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:50,790 l know how hard this is to believe, but connect the dots. 1079 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,434 - Think what's happened. - l know what's going on. 1080 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,597 - Think about the little girl. - You felt something for me. 1081 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,757 Now you're acting like a mental patient because you're scared. 1082 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,316 - l deliver gifts in a sleigh. - lncredible. 1083 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,716 l go down chimneys with burning logs and l still deliver gifts. 1084 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,751 l'm not scared. That's not what this is. 1085 01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,110 lf you're trying to push me away, it's working. 1086 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:12,958 Carol, don't make me leave. 1087 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,396 Please. 1088 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,911 - How could you pick her? - l didn't. 1089 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,359 You don't care any more. 1090 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,516 l care more about you than anybody. 1091 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,358 But it's a two-way street. 1092 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,871 - You won't confide in me. - You want it? Here it is. 1093 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,914 - What? Talk to me. - l don't live a normal life. 1094 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,474 - You live a great life here. - Just listen to me! 1095 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,398 My friends get to go around saying, ''My dad's a plumber.'' 1096 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,398 ''My dad's a pilot.'' ''My dad's a dentist.'' You know what? 1097 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,910 My dad is the best thing of all and l can't tell anyone. 1098 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,759 You have no idea how hard it is, walking around with that secret. 1099 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,952 And now you're going out with Principal Newman! 1100 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,196 And you don't even tell me about it. 1101 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,551 My whole life has become about secrets, and l hate it! 1102 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,636 l'm sorry. 1103 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,795 Forget about Principal Newman, all right? 1104 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,911 And forget about Santa. l'm done. 1105 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,112 My time's up. 1106 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,915 Who cares any more? 1107 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,355 - Hi, Charlie. - Hi, Lucy. 1108 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,075 - What are you doing? - Just shovelling. 1109 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,155 Oh. 1110 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,034 Charlie, is Uncle Scott Santa Claus? 1111 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,552 No. Why would you think that? 1112 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:01,511 l don't know. 1113 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:05,594 - How come Uncle Scott was sad? - What makes you think that? 1114 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,631 l asked him to stick a straw in his nose 1115 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,591 and blow bubbles in his milk. 1116 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,995 - And he said no. - Whatever. 1117 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,593 - Can you talk to him? - l don't think so, Lucy. 1118 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,756 - Did you have a fight? - Sort of. 1119 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,632 - Are you gonna make up? - l don't know! 1120 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,751 - Are you gonna be mad forever? - Lucy! 1121 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,950 - What? - These are hard questions. 1122 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,718 No, they're not. They're easy. 1123 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,195 And you can't be mad at him forever, Charlie. 1124 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,356 He's your daddy and you love him. 1125 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,119 * ln a strip-mining machine 1126 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,719 * Flatten the hills we go 1127 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,479 Come on! 1128 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,194 Put a smile on that face, little troll! 1129 01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:53,273 Wait a minute. l got a joke. This'll cheer you up. 1130 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,038 - Knock, knock! - Who's there? 1131 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:57,115 [laughs] 1132 01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,558 - Aren't you? - Aren't you who? 1133 01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,750 Aren't you supposed to get back to work?! 1134 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,633 All of ya! You little idiots! Back to work! 1135 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:07,476 Got any twos? 1136 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,993 Hm. 1137 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,196 Go fish. 1138 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,433 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1139 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,796 Whooaahh! 1140 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,756 - What was that? - l don't know. 1141 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,751 - Want some more hot chocolate? - Mm-hm. 1142 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,233 OK. 1143 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,238 [door bell] 1144 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,669 - Would you get that, honey? - Yeah, sure. 1145 01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:39,396 ls S... Scott here? 1146 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,717 - Who are you? - Uh... 1147 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:43,796 Curtis, a friend from... Buffalo. 1148 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,516 - Are you an elf? - Of course not! 1149 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,751 Why would you ask such a silly question? 1150 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,632 How come you have pointy ears? 1151 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,556 lt's... because l never ate my green vegetables. 1152 01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,512 Do you eat your green vegetables? 1153 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,031 Uncle Scott! 1154 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,675 Yeah, l'm right here. What's wrong? 1155 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,276 Oh... Curtis! What are you doin' here? 1156 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,356 There's a little trouble at the... 1157 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:13,913 plant. 1158 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,592 lt's OK. Curtis is a very old friend. 1159 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,359 We have a large, uh... firm. We work together in... 1160 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:21,038 - [whispers] Buffalo. - Buffalo? 1161 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:26,509 We work together in Buffalo. So... we're gonna talk business. 1162 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,552 - What business? - lt's none of your business. 1163 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,638 Soon l'm gonna be seven. And then l can know things. 1164 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,557 - Good night, Curtis. - Good night, Lucy. 1165 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,318 Good night, Lucy. 1166 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,954 - What's up? - Toy Santa's out of control. 1167 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,548 He's locked up the elves, shut down the workshop, 1168 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:44,752 he thinks everybody's naughty and he's gonna give everyone coal! 1169 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,633 - Why didn't Bernard tell me? - He's under house arrest. 1170 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:48,749 Bernard?! 1171 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,917 Fly back with me to the North Pole to save Christmas! 1172 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,634 l can't. l have no magic left. l'm out of magic. Look. 1173 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,079 Grrrr! 1174 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,469 - l thought you had Comet. - Yeah, we... 1175 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,398 Yes! Come on! 1176 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,316 Hey, Comet. We just... 1177 01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:08,475 [groans] 1178 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:10,958 Comet? 1179 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,318 Comet? 1180 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,953 Look at me. 1181 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,071 - Comet...! - [groans] 1182 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,352 What are ya doin'? 1183 01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,313 - Eating sugar is bad for you. - [gabbles] 1184 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,155 What do you mean, you didn't eat this? 1185 01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,072 Who did? 1186 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,278 A squirrel?! 1187 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,353 Get this. You gotta fly both of us back to the North Pole. 1188 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,437 - Yeah, tonight. - [groans] 1189 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,477 OK. l'll help you up. 1190 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,319 All right? Ready? You've got to help me a little here. 1191 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,395 [groans] 1192 01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,393 Pull. 1193 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,515 Ai! Gah! 1194 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,318 Good. OK, we almost got it. 1195 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,919 That's OK. 1196 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,595 OK, now, help me. Can ya move anything? 1197 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:06,152 [long groan] 1198 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,555 Fire in the hole! Get away! 1199 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,836 [farts] 1200 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,355 Whoa! 1201 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,757 Eat some roughage, will you? 1202 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:25,072 - Oh, what about the jet pack? - lt burned up on reentry. 1203 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:30,432 What am l supposed to do? Grow wings? 1204 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:36,791 l hope he doesn't have too many stops to make tonight. 1205 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,148 You and me both, pal. OK. Let's just get it over with. 1206 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:44,235 OK. 1207 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,278 One, two... 1208 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,229 Three! 1209 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,718 - What's going on down there? - Are you sure about this? 1210 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,717 What? The old toaster trick? 1211 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,390 When we were kids we used to do this to get a little extra cash. 1212 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,114 - Works every time! - l can't watch this. 1213 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,433 - You ready, buddy? - All right. Let her rip. 1214 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:07,835 One, 1215 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:08,955 two, 1216 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,199 three! 1217 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:13,355 Ow! 1218 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:16,596 [groans] 1219 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,233 Oh, Scott! 1220 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,756 - Scott, are you all right? - Mom! 1221 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,797 - Yes? - l lost another tooth. 1222 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,116 Should l put it under my pillow? 1223 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,879 Yes! 1224 01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:58,915 By cuspids! 1225 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:00,755 Shhh. 1226 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,512 This way. Come on. 1227 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,313 Curtis, get the door. lt's a Tooth Fairy ambush. 1228 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:13,591 What do you people want? l only carry $20 in change. 1229 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,597 Tooth Fairy, it's me, Santa. 1230 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,830 l've lost the weight and the beard, but it's me. 1231 01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:20,758 l know Santa. Santa is a friend. And you, sir, are no Santa. 1232 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:21,995 l am too. 1233 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:25,749 How did l know l could capture you by holdin' on to a wing? 1234 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,838 You wanted to change your name to Captain Floss or Plaque Man. 1235 01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,518 Or, as l recall, Roy. 1236 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:33,712 And it was Santa's idea to call you the Molarnator. 1237 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,558 - Who's the kid? - One of my elves. He's an elf. 1238 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,235 Ow. 1239 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,718 Santa! 1240 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,558 The Molarnator at your service! 1241 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,315 - A little altitude, please! - What? 1242 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,989 Could you possibly fly a little higher? 1243 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,075 Oof! 1244 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:57,357 - What? - Never mind! 1245 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,432 Principal Newman? 1246 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,271 What is it, Charlie? 1247 01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:14,596 You keep asking me if there's something bothering me. 1248 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,676 Well, there is. l... 1249 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,669 l couldn't talk about it before, but... 1250 01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:22,910 l want to talk about it now. 1251 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,551 OK. Go ahead. 1252 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,192 - My dad is Santa. - Oh, please. Not you too. 1253 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:30,878 Hold on. 1254 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:34,118 lf you have no feelings for my dad, then fine. 1255 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:36,470 But if the only reason for not being with him is 1256 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,512 that you don't believe in him, you're making a big mistake. 1257 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,073 Oh, Charlie... 1258 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,878 Here. 1259 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:48,518 l want you to take this. Look into this and... 1260 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,439 try to remember what it was like when you were little 1261 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,949 and you still believed in Christmas. 1262 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,512 Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing. 1263 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,150 You haven't seen anything yet! 1264 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,837 - Curtis? - What? [thump] Ow! 1265 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:32,838 - What do l do? - Slow down. 1266 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:33,915 OK. 1267 01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:36,350 Piece of cake. Attaboy. There you go. 1268 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,118 Why can't you fly higher? 1269 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:42,032 Tooth Fairy, l want to thank you. l'll never forget this. 1270 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:43,832 l wish l could do more, but l gotta go. 1271 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:46,190 Denver just started a new pee-wee hockey league. 1272 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,356 Before you go, l want you to know that nobody, 1273 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,948 nobody was braver than you were today. 1274 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,275 You should be proud of your wings. 1275 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,831 - They're not too girly? - Not on you. 1276 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,108 [chuckles] 1277 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,189 Wouldn't it be easier to go through the workshop? 1278 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:10,278 No. That way Santa and his soldiers would be expecting us. 1279 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,710 Sound military strategy involves taking your enemy by surprise. 1280 01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,796 lt's good strategy. 1281 01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,878 Sometimes being a despot is a tough business. 1282 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:21,955 [laughs] 1283 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:23,515 Come on. 1284 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:26,516 [hums] 1285 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:30,871 lt's Scott, isn't it? 1286 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,071 Yeah. What are you supposed to be? 1287 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:36,431 A better, stronger version of what you used to be - 1288 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,076 with a flawless complexion, l might add. 1289 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,556 - Look, it just glistens. - Listen to me. l'm back now. 1290 01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,672 So untie us. Let the elves go and give me back the coat. 1291 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:48,278 [mumbles] 1292 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,156 No can do! lt's Christmas Eve! l have coal to deliver! 1293 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,919 And l don't want those naughty kids to suffer! [laughs] 1294 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,600 Boys! One, two, three! 1295 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,271 And... one, two! 1296 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,675 Try to keep up! Let's go. Move it on! 1297 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,476 Try to... This is just too tight. 1298 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,075 [sighs] 1299 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,317 This is all my fault. 1300 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,869 l thought l could create another Santa. 1301 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,992 My elfin pride blinded me to all reason. 1302 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:20,076 There's only one Santa. 1303 01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:22,397 Well, l've done a pretty rotten job. 1304 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,192 l didn't check the list twice. 1305 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,675 My kid thinks l betrayed him. 1306 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:29,672 l hurt the woman l love. 1307 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,796 l ruined Christmas. 1308 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,515 Charlie! 1309 01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,076 How'd you get up here? 1310 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:51,675 Scott! 1311 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,395 l got to fly in with the Tooth Fairy. 1312 01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,551 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 1313 01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,478 Brush between meals and don't forget the floss. 1314 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,034 And if anybody cares, l'm exhausted. 1315 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,995 And she... has a beautiful smile. 1316 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:09,274 - Thank you for everything. - No. Thank you. 1317 01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:12,590 l am... [laughs] the Molarnator! 1318 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:18,275 Whoo! 1319 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,799 Come on! 1320 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,518 Hyah! 1321 01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,796 [whistles] 1322 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,392 Get out of the way! 1323 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,994 What are you doing? 1324 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,793 - You gotta save Christmas. - How am supposed to save...? 1325 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,315 [crash] 1326 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,315 - No, no, no. - Please. Don't worry. 1327 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,712 [elves] Whoa! 1328 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,792 Slow down. 1329 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,433 Stay. 1330 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,629 [elves] Whoah! 1331 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,551 [Chet] Oh, Chet... 1332 01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,715 Ouch! Ow! Oh, oh, oh! 1333 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,556 Thanks. Excuse me, pork chop. 1334 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,752 OK. Chet, this is it. You ready to rock and roll? 1335 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:30,874 - Chet? - Yeah. He's still in training. 1336 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:34,635 - Has he had much flight time? - About a minute and a half. 1337 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,194 - He's had a lot of crash time! - Curtis...! 1338 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,880 - He's just a baby. - All right. 1339 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,996 Let's see what this baby can do. 1340 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,759 - [Chet hums] - Oh, boy. 1341 01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:47,674 Ready to go, buddy? You know what we gotta do. 1342 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,358 Hyah! 1343 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,315 Chet! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chet, Chet. 1344 01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:57,276 [Chet cackles wildly] 1345 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,151 You gotta focus, Chet. 1346 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,831 OK, everybody! Outside, now! 1347 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,596 Almost there, boys. Let's go! 1348 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,309 [laughs] 1349 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,196 - Chet, whoa! - [mad cackle] 1350 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,111 [cheering] 1351 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,796 Snowballs, on three! 1352 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,078 One! 1353 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:39,838 Two! 1354 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,638 Three! 1355 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,679 OK, elves... 1356 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,878 Let's get 'em! 1357 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:16,719 Whoa, whoa! Not so far! 1358 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,399 - Whoa, Chet! - Whooh! 1359 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,270 Back for more action, eh, scooter? 1360 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,958 - Chet, Chet! - [laughs] 1361 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:24,709 [Chet babbles] 1362 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,478 Cut the chitchat, Chet! 1363 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,831 Why is this such a problem? Come on! 1364 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,951 Where do you think you're going? 1365 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,878 - Go, go! - Hyah, boy! Come on! 1366 01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,273 Faster! 1367 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,676 The lead. The one in the front, Chet! 1368 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,995 Leave my reindeer alone! 1369 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,554 - Go! Go! Go! - [Chet blows raspberry] 1370 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,917 Come on! We got to get them before they get out the hole. 1371 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:51,031 Stay away from my lead reindeer! 1372 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:55,155 - [Chet makes bugle sound] - Whoo! 1373 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,590 Holy Hannah, he's an action hero! 1374 01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,438 [laughs] Hyah! 1375 01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:25,070 What are you doin' up there? l can't see where l'm driving. 1376 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,509 You are a sad, strange little man. 1377 01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:31,915 Whoa! 1378 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,031 You're gonna fall... l hope! 1379 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,635 That's a good way to lose an eye! 1380 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,354 Look out! You're scaring me! 1381 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,592 Can l help you? 1382 01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,756 Honey, l'm home! 1383 01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,398 Loser! 1384 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:27,994 [screaming] 1385 01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:50,914 [cackles] 1386 01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:55,717 Hey, l'm supposed to wear this coat! How about a little elbow? 1387 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,354 There you are. That's gotta feel good. 1388 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:02,038 You want the shoe? Take it off. Go ahead. Go on! 1389 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:08,755 Uh? 1390 01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,479 What are we gonna do now, smartypants? 1391 01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,310 Watch out! The building! Left, left! 1392 01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:18,715 Oh, well. The town'll break the fall. 1393 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:25,673 Look out! 1394 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:30,557 Yo, Tony! Hey, Brian, stop me! 1395 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:35,909 Oof! 1396 01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:41,197 Get off of me! Now remember, rules are very, very important! 1397 01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:43,038 l want hot chocolate. 1398 01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:46,716 [Scott] Hey, guys, back up. l've got a special place for him. 1399 01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:50,715 You idiot! Wait a minute, something's shocking me. 1400 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,751 - You were great. - Sounds like you were too. 1401 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,871 - We've got ten minutes. - Where is Carol? 1402 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,799 - Carol! Are you all right? - Yes! 1403 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:01,037 - Where are you going? - l gotta deliver gifts. 1404 01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:02,912 Aren't you forgetting something? 1405 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,917 - No. - You gotta get married. 1406 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,996 Excuse me? 1407 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,033 Carol, l... 1408 01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:17,475 l cannot continue being Santa... unless l find a Mrs Claus. 1409 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,190 Oh. So that's what the whole noodles and pie thing... 1410 01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,880 - You just needed a wife. - No. 1411 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,834 No? 1412 01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:28,998 - Yes. - Yes? 1413 01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:31,597 Yes, l was looking for a wife. 1414 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:35,876 No, l didn't figure on falling... in love. 1415 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:41,592 You love me? 1416 01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:47,754 - This is all happening so fast. - Well, there's no pressure. 1417 01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,034 Good. 1418 01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:53,232 l mean, if l don't get married l just won't deliver the gifts 1419 01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:56,272 and children everywhere will stop believing, 1420 01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:00,154 the elves will lose their jobs, the North Pole will disappear 1421 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,236 and Christmas will be gone. 1422 01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:06,998 - Get down on one knee. - Hm? 1423 01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:09,351 Do it. Now. 1424 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,116 Say ''Carol.'' 1425 01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:19,512 - Carol. - Uh-huh? 1426 01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:21,074 Yeah? 1427 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,873 You say this is happening all so fast. 1428 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:27,354 You say this is happening all so fast. 1429 01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,755 But you've known me your whole life. 1430 01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:32,951 But you've known me your whole life. 1431 01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,196 When you were little and alone... 1432 01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,389 [Scott repeats] 1433 01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:39,273 - [both] Santa... - l can take it from here. 1434 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,231 ..Santa was always there for you. 1435 01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:44,830 And l will be, as long as you continue to believe in me. 1436 01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:47,594 l know l'm asking you to leave everything at home, 1437 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,154 but l can guarantee you that this is worth it. 1438 01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:51,838 This place... 1439 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,877 This place is all about magic 1440 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:58,274 and love... and wonder. 1441 01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,994 And occasionally a thin-crust pizza 1442 01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:04,829 and a movie and a long winter night. 1443 01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,716 ls there a school here? 1444 01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:14,074 Yeah, we have one, a school, but the elves need a new principal. 1445 01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,909 Cos as of late some of the elves have been acting a bit impish. 1446 01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,236 Carol... 1447 01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:29,636 - l love you. - You do? 1448 01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:32,955 Would you be my wife? 1449 01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:36,159 [whispers] l will. 1450 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:38,999 [whispers] Thank you. l've got it from here. 1451 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:45,518 l will. 1452 01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:53,478 By the powers vested in me by me, 1453 01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,358 l now pronounce you Santa 1454 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,799 and Mrs Claus. 1455 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:04,509 Well, go on now. Kiss her! 1456 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,835 Awwww! 1457 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:21,756 [gurgling] 1458 01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,717 - Dad, we gotta go. - Walk me to my sleigh. 1459 01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,669 We gotta go! When we get back, we start making some more toys. 1460 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:51,279 All right. Well, Mrs Claus, you might want to get some rest. 1461 01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:54,837 You see, tomorrow begins vacation season for me, 1462 01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:58,396 which means a three-month honeymoon for us. 1463 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:03,596 Nothing tropical. You do not want to see this in a Speedo. 1464 01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,992 Don't be home too late. 1465 01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:09,712 And so it begins. 1466 01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:12,314 Boys, we've got some toys to deliver! 1467 01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:14,193 Hyah! 1468 01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:36,673 [whispers] Lucy? 1469 01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:38,993 What, Charlie? 1470 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,439 Come downstairs. l want you to see something. 1471 01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,518 [whispers] Lucy. 1472 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,271 Watch this. 1473 01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:13,358 Uncle Scott?! 1474 01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:19,959 - Do you have any twos? - Go fish! 1475 01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:23,834 You are Santa! l knew it was you all along. 1476 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:26,394 - And you were right. - Uncle Scott... 1477 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,953 You look all rosy. Are you feeling better? 1478 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:32,436 l'm feeling much, much better. 1479 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:35,074 ls there anything else l should know about? 1480 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:39,113 l don't know. But Charlie has something he wants to tell you. 1481 01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,719 OK. 1482 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:46,711 You know, l was exactly your age when l found out my dad was Santa. 1483 01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:50,116 - But l couldn't tell anybody. - l can't tell anybody either? 1484 01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:53,073 No. But knowing it isn't a burden. 1485 01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:55,719 lt's a gift. 1486 01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,277 Most kids stop believing in Santa when they grow up. 1487 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:02,550 But l get to believe in him forever. 1488 01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:05,399 l love you, Charlie. Thank you. 1489 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,918 But do we still get toys? 1490 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:16,118 lf you ever get to bed and go to sleep like the other kids. 1491 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:18,037 Oh... OK! 1492 01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:22,277 - Merry Christmas, Lucy. - Merry Christmas, Santa. 1493 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:25,316 Sport, l gotta fly. 1494 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,556 [reindeer hooves thunder] 1495 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,678 [reindeer hooves] 1496 01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:43,109 - Easy, boys, easy. - [Chet groans] 1497 01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,996 You're gettin' it, Chet. 1498 01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:57,638 [reindeer sighs happily] 1499 01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,156 Look, Charlie! 1500 01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:03,237 Merry Christmas, Comet! 1501 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:13,639 All right, boys! Hyah! Ho, ho, ho! 1502 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:17,071 - Hyah! - [Chet makes bugle sound] 1503 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:20,272 Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night! 1504 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:21,589 [Chet babbles] 1505 01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:24,670 Nothin' wrong with a straight line, Chet. 1506 01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:25,755 Chet! Chet! 1507 01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:29,116 [Chet cackles wildly] 1508 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:46,353 [*Eddie Money & Ronnie Spector: Everybody Loves Christmas] 1509 01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:54,357 * Everybody loves Christmas 1510 01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:56,952 * Everybody has fun 1511 01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:01,713 * That time of the year, that holiday cheer 1512 01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:03,518 * A good time for everyone 1513 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,597 * Everybody loves Christmas 1514 01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:08,955 * Oh, count the ways 1515 01:34:10,240 --> 01:34:11,958 * You know it's almost here 1516 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:14,236 * Oh, Christmas Day 1517 01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:16,549 * Christmas Day * 1518 01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:19,556 [* Hilary Duff: Santa Claus Lane] 1519 01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:25,873 Hey! 1520 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:29,396 What the heck are we doin' out here? 1521 01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:30,873 Agh! 1522 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,912 Look, if we're gonna dance... 1523 01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:38,478 dance like this. All of us! 1524 01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,756 Everybody, you idiots! 1525 01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:44,553 Hey, lady! 1526 01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:46,519 Watch this! 1527 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:48,676 Ever seen a toy do this? 1528 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:50,515 [cackles] 1529 01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:52,751 Where you going? 1530 01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:54,359 Whoo! 1531 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,868 [* Shedaisy: Santa's Got A Brand New Bag] 1532 01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:50,958 [* Steve Tyrell: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town] 114831