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This will not end well. "Pegasus" will not be able to take off.

He is going to crash.

Would you tell me please, Are you flying new animals for a zoo?

Yes.

- Are you captain Seleznev? - I'm sorry, I am professor Seleznev.

- Professor Seleznev. Yes, it all comes together. - And I�m Alice.

That is completely unimportant. What�s important is that you will fly near Aldebaran.

- What�s the matter? - Nothing.

You will just take a little pie to my grandchild Kolia. It's the boy's birthday.

- Where is the pie? - Here. Of course it�s here!

And you call this a "little pie"?

And how does it seem to you: will he eat it alone or with his friends?

What do you think?

I think nothing, I�m not flying.

No, you will fly, captain�

You will fly � Moscow Zoo needs rare animals.

Kolia's grandmother was right and on the 12th of July 2181 captain Green,

professor Seleznev and his daughter flew to find rare animals.

Tomorrow we will start for planet Blueck with a boost charge.

Ok, and today we will rest.

And I�m going to a football match.

Today there is a football match Earth vs. planet Fix, here on the Moon.

- I�m going with Alice. - That�s right. She can�t go alone.

But I�m already 9 years old!

What would happen to me on the moon in 22 century?

Even in the pathetic 20 century I think there would have been a lot of trouble with you.

Seleznev, Seleznev, hey, old man!

I don�t believe it! Didn�t see you for so many suns and winters!

Didn�t see you for so many suns and summers! What are you doing here?

- Oh, we are flying for rare animals, Thunderzeka. - For animals? That�s great!

What about your little princess? She�s speaking already?

She�s speaking too much. She finished second grade.

What? We are growing older, older�

So second grade you say, ha?

- Yes. - We should celebrate it!

Waiter!

Four hundred drops of valerian and salad.

But I asked for 400 drops, And here is 402.

400, we are working accurately.

No-o, did you hear that?

Ah, everybody argues with me. Nobody loves me.

Oh, what are you saying? Everybody loves you, Thunderzeka!

Yes?

Did you hear about the planet of Captains?

Yes, it sounds familiar.

Oh, there will be a museum in the name of two captains.

They conquered the jungles of Evridica

and they destroyed the base of pirate Glot, they did such�

Yes, yes, yes! All that I know.

And do you know that captains meet a lot of rare animals?

So, you get the point?

Yeh, I get it, thanks, Thunderzeka. And is it far away?

Oh, it�s quite close � maybe 100 parsecs!

By the way, the headmaster is doctor Smatterer.

Good friend of mine.

He will show you the captains' diaries.

Oh, he�

Doctor Smatterer!

Doc�

But why is he running away? Why?

Ah, can you imagine this? And he is my friend.

- Maybe you're mistaken? - Eh, maybe.

You see, what does it mean? Two odd drops of valerian.

3:1 - in our favour!

Seleznev, is it your kid?

It is.

Oh, ha-ha-ha!

Hey! Let the girl go! Gangster! Hooligan!

Oh, put Green down. He was only rescuing me.

I won't even lift a finger.

He will know not to attack the great archaeologists. Bye-bye!

It's disgraceful!

So, what bad news do we have?

- We are flying to the planet of Captains. - Long live the captains!

This will not end well.

Be careful! Asteroids are very dangerous!

Follow right behind me.

Oh, this time everything turned out fine.

Welcome!

Unbelievable: I learned about them in school!

Yes you are right, kid. These are the captains Kim and Buran.

On their ship �Blue seagull� they travelled all over the Universe.

Sit down.

How can I help you?

We are looking for rare animals and the captains visited a lot of planets, so�

- Want a cup of tea? - No, thank you.

First of all we want to see the captain's diaries.

You need the diaries?

- Will you show us the diaries? - No, I don�t have the diaries.

- Maybe we should leave? - Sure!

It was a pleasure to meet you!

And were are the captains now?

I don�t know anything. I'm not flying anywhere.

- And he told us that he was�t flying anywhere. - This is all very strange.

- I don't like all these secrets and mysteries. - But I love them very much!

Planet Blueck. I will start the landing.

Here the most astonishing animals are exchanged and sold.

Stop the draught, or you will give the kid a cold.

There has been a disaster - all the chatterers were killed.

He did it.

Doctor Smatterer?

Why would the headmaster of the museum kill the chatterers?

How should we know?

- Hello, professor. - Good day, navigator Bassov.

Are you also looking for animals?

No, we a flying to Aldebaran.

Dad, look who is here.

Excuse me...

Excuse me, in which room is doctor Smatterer staying?

- Number eight. - Thank you!

This man has left.

- A long time ago? - Yesterday.

All this is very strange.

Would you tell me how much this bird costs?

Cheeky fellow! I'm the one who is selling!

This is a tiger-rat from planet Penelopa. He is being fed wild beefs.

Be careful dad, maybe he also eats professors.

I see� The right tail is longer.

- Dad, there are fish here. - This aquarium is empty.

Everybody thinks so.

- Dad there are invisible fish. - It�s impossible.

It�s possible, but not everybody believes.

Take it. It's an invisible hat

Thank you.

Help! Will anybody help?!

Wow!

- Excuse me, what animal is this? - This one? Indicator.

He understands everything, but doesn�t speak. He only changes colour.

Do you want me to knock it? Parts of it will turn violet.

No, no, no! Thank you, please don't. Better sell it to us.

He does not want this.

And do you want to be given to us?

Yes, he wants!

So, take him! But hurry up, or I�ll change my mind.

Dad, there is a cow.

This is � slide. It belongs to nobody.

He�s flying, this is splendid!

Dad, lets take Slide. I�ll fly to school on him.

Well, if you want, let�s take him.

- So, what bad news do we have? - We have good news. We found Slide.

But she� I mean, he will not fit in cutter.

Slide, home.

Oh! It�s disgraceful!

If cows will fly I have nothing to do in space.

- I can offer you a kurgaroo. - No, thank you.

I wish we would find such a bird that nobody has seen before.

It's a pity that all chatterers were killed.

- Chatterers? - Yes.

- And what were those birds? - They could speak and fly between stars.

I can offer you a chatterer.

Thats great. But why are you whispering?

- Thats because I'm afraid. - But what happened?

One day a wounded, half dead chatterer flew to my house.

I gave him aid.

But the next day a man from Earth came and asked me to sell him the chatterer.

I refused.

The man became angry and told me that we will never survive.

Oh, that kind of bird was sitting on the shoulder of captain Kim.

- Take it if you are not afraid. - We are not afraid.

Adiou comorado.

Ambush!

- A real one? - Unfortunately, yes.

Green, Green, do you hear me? Green, help us, help us!

I'm here, I hear you, but I have disassembled the ship.

Navigator Bassov!

Here! Here!

Dad, keep yourself!

Alice, don�t let him go.

Those are robots that are controlled by radio.

Here, I told you.

That's great!

Now I colud peep at the exercise books of excellent pupils.

- Hm, where have you been? - Hm, I...

Where have you been?

Will you fly, Kim? Hm, yes...

Send chatterer to me in the hour of need, Kim.

I'll come to help.

Thank you Buran�

- Those brave captains' voices. - That means it's the same chatterer!

Set course for the Medusa system...

Dad, we have to fly there. It's captain Kim who has sent the chatterer to get help.

It's dangerous.

We'd better call a patrol ship from Earth.

- There is somebody. - Sorry�

Please take a gift from me. It�s a diamond turtle.

It's so beautiful! But we have nothing to give you in exchange.

- Give me this parrot. - It's absolutely out of the question.

Well, just take it.

Good bye. We'll meet again.

Remember, my name is Jollier U.

Oh, I don�t like this Jollier.

Set course for System Medusa, Medusa...

Agreed, we are setting course for the Medusa system.

Greaaaaat!

Oh, what should we do with Kolia's pie?

- I warned you... - It'll be ok.

Navigator Bassov will take it. He is flying to Aldebaran.

We've got a "mayday" from the planet Iroshin.

Attention! Attention! We have an epidemic.

Please help us, everybody, who can. Who can please help us.

Planet Iroshin.

No minerals, no water, no vegetation.

Populated by robots.

Planet Iroshin.

No minerals, no water, no flora.

Populated by robots.

We have to help them.

Go upstairs. Go upstairs.

Thank you for coming.

I thogh.. tho� o�

Tha.. n tha-aank yu�

There is lubrication.

And meanwhile we will look around and see what is going on there.

Maybe I'm the last one.

They are alive but paralysed.

- How is it going? - I knew it.

- How is it going? - Oh...

A-a... Thank you, dear ally! You-u saa-aved me...

Hello, Braaaa-ave Bi-i-ird!

Where you have met with chatterer?

One day he came to us with a broken wing.

We had to change it to a prosthesis.

A man came recently. He was looking for the Brave Bird.

- He was wearing a hat? - A hat, yes.

Everything is clear. That was Smatterer.

When he found out that we treated the bird he got very angry

And when he left we got an epidemic.

He strew diamond dust in your lubrication. We have to change the lubrication.

Eureka!

Stay here! You will be a genius mechanic of the planet.

Thank you. I have enough trouble besides that.

Ok, then I'm going to change lubrication.

Fist planet of Medusa system. We have nothing to do here at all.

Second planet of Medusa system. We are landing.

�Blue seagull�!

Uf, this time we avoided it. We have nobody to rescue now.

Captain Kim! Wait!

It was a mirage.

Here, meet the natives of that planet.

They can imitate everything they saw.

Is it the planet, Chatty?

Look on the third planet, look on the third planet.

Birds can't count.

- What about captains? - Yes, they can!

So, then everything is alright.

Well, my friends, let's fly. Lets fly to the third planet!

Wait.

It�s too beautiful here. This means trouble.

Nothing will happen to us. Humans are the kings of nature.

But animals don't know that. They are illiterate.

Careful!

- Are you playing hide-and-seek? - Playing hide-and-seek?

Look, king of nature, this is a feather of bird crock.

Don't take even one step from the ship. Is it clear?

- Yes, but I have an idea... - The idea will have to wait.

Alice, back!

Alice!

Dad!

Those birds didn't hurt me. We played and it was fun.

Why did you leave the ship like a little baby?

- I went with chatterer to search for the captain. - There is nothing to search for. The captain isn't here.

Heh. Not here? And what's it?

- Where did you get this? - I found it in the nest.

You are lucky!

Look! Chatterer is waiting for us. Lets follow him!

Where is Chatterer?

Mirrors growing from the ground!

Step back, you will break it.

We will take this mirror to "Pegasus".

Green! It�s you there in the mirror!

Like watching a recording of what happened.

Everything is clear.

This mirror consists of tiny layers.

They are growing when the flower is alive and photograph everything that they see.

And now all the layers are evaporating one after one.

Oh, look, Smatterer!

And Jollier with him.

It means they know each other. It means they are here somewhere.

I warned you.

It's beyond my powers to stand more... It's beyond my powers to stand more.

- He saw captain Kim! - The captain is here somewhere.

Who did that?

Silly pet. Why are you running away? You are a rare animal.

Hey, give it to me.

The wonder of the enemy's technique (they mean USA). This is what ruined the flowers.

Oh, here is a microphone. This mean that they hear everything.

Let's move to a mirrors glade. It's much safer there.

All the mirrors have disappeared somewhere.

This will never end well.

- Alice! - I�m here.

I told you. Uh!

Oh! I will never forgive myself.

Don't lose your courage, Green, we will get out.

How did we get in here?

Like in a teapot.

So they open the cover, let us in and then close it up.

Seems like it.

�Blue seagull�!

Don�t move! Hands up!

Where�s the bird?

Look on �Pegasus�.

Yes, chief!

How dare you!

Hunting of chatterers is strictly forbidden...

strictly, strictly forbidden.

- Shut him up. - If you say so...

Why did you fall? Gaper!

I did not fall, I was tripped.

I'll trip you, and you'll never rise again.

I'll look for the chatterer and you show him our point of view.

Will do!

Hey, captain! We catched two trespassers.

So look, if you don't give us the formula, we will take these people and... chik-chik.

Do it!

Stop it!

First I have something to say.

I'm giving you a minute. I'm kind.

Chatterer, Chatty, do you know an exit?

Chatterer bird is distinguished by cleverness and quickwit.

By cleverness and quickwit.

The bandits found out that I have the absolute fuel formula.

We are not bandits, we are noble pirates.

Captain Buran!

Captain! Be careful! Smatterer is a traitor!

The bandits transmited a "mayday" signal from here.

When I was landing on the planet, "Blue seagull" fell through.

I managed to free chatterer.

Your minute is up, Kim. I'll count to three. One, two...

- What? He's keeping his silence? - Hm, he will start talking soon.

Three!

Stop, I�m coming out!

Don't shoot, don't shoot!

Surrender!

You are surrounded!

Drop the gun!

Hey, impostor, show us your real face.

I will complain! I'm headmaster of the museum!

- He killed himself. - Don�t believe him!

This is Glot from the planet Catluk. He is pretending. Kill him!

Why should we kill him?

Let's show people the last pirate.

It serves him right, the traitor!

Shut up Jollier. You are as responsible as he is.

I swear!

I swear by the health of my mother, I'll never do such things again.

He will, I know it.

I'll take it apart later.

Kim!

Buran, how did you find us?

I was at Mars and suddenly my friend Smatterer came.

Yes I was very worried.

Somebody broke into the museum and tried to steal...

...captains' diaries and the plans for "Blue seagull".

Can you imagine? And then you arrived.

- And you suspected us. - Of course!

I immediately went to Buran.

We met Thunderzeka when we and the doctor went to search for you.

- Hooligan and ill-bred person. - Why? He is friendly and kind.

- And how did you find us? - Piece of cake.

From Earer, Chatterer's friend, we heard that the bird told him about the Medusa system.

Chatterer bird is distinguished by cleverness and quickwit...

Distinguished by cleverness, Distinguished by quickwit.

Tell us how to open the trap.

Free me. Then I'll tell you.

As your friend.

If you will not tell, your friend Glot will help us.

I will help.

I was joking. Why, I am not allowed to joke?

Now the captains are together again, like in the good old times.

- Are you going to fly anywhere else? - Why? Want to go with us?

Of course I'm not fishing for an invitaion...

Oh, Alice! That is exactly what you are doing!

Don�t move!

And release my friends immediately!

We are already free, Thunderzeka.

What? I�m late.

Oh-oh, I don't believe it!

Oh, I'm so unlucky.

Ok, so.. so... just show me a live pirate!

Here you are!

Where is the fat man?

Don't shoot. He will crash!

She took a new toy to her nestlings.

Hey, Alice, there will be a lot of stories that you can tell in your school.

And what should I tell? The expedition failed.

We didn't gather a lot of animals.

But we found a new friend.

This Chatterer bird is better than a whole zoo...

That�s right!

And when I fly to another galaxy with the captains I'll bring you such things...

Alice, you have to go to school.

Hey, Dad, don�t feel upset Maybe we will take you too.

Geologists are needed on expeditions.

Thanks Alice. You are a real friend!

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