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Crowing up, my brother Barry
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had a favorite shirt he
couldn't live without.
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It logged nearly 7,000
hours on his body
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and took part in over
2,000 loads of laundry.
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He even gave it a name, Big Orange.
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- Bye, Mom, off to school.
- Whoa! Back it up.
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It's picture day for the yearbook.
You're not wearing that shirt.
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The creamsicle orange really
makes me pop off the page.
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No. No way. You wear
that thing all the time.
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Just look at these pictures from last year.
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Wrestling team, orange shirt.
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Beatboxing club, orange shirt.
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Nunchucking Society, orange shirt.
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Don't forget Zombie Survival Club.
Colleges are gonna snap me up.
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You know what the coolest club is?
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The handsome Oxford button down club! Huh?
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Look at me and know this.
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I will never take off Big Orange.
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I will get married in this shirt.
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I will win the Super Bowl in this shirt.
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I will become President of the United
States of America in this shirt.
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Well, then I'm not gonna
come to your inauguration.
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Who am I kidding? Of course I'll be there.
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And I'll iron that shirt.
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And as bad as it was for my mom,
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it was even worse for
his girlfriend Lainey.
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Happy anniversary, babe!
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Dude, I spent hours on my
make-up, fixing my hair,
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and squeezing into this dress.
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I'm so lucky I'm a boy.
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I woke up like this. I was
wearing this shirt and everything.
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♪
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Lainey always looked at my
mom as a surrogate smother,
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but nothing bonded them
more than one thing.
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God, I hate that shirt.
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He looks like a walking circus peanut.
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He looks like an angry Cheez-It.
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It's like I'm dating a glass of Tang.
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Once, when he was wearing it,
a panhandler gave him change.
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I had a dream I married it and
we had little orange shirt babies.
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I wish I could get him to
ditch it once and for all,
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- but he won't listen to me.
- Or me.
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Wait.
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- What about us.
- Us?
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Separately, we can't control him,
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but together, we can join
forces and destroy him!
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- With love.
- I like where this is going.
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- We hit him hard and fast.
- Let's juice this orange.
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Babe. We're gonna take you to
the mall and buy a new shirt.
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Already got one. Thanks.
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Really think you should let
us take you shopping, Schmoo.
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Mm, maybe some other time.
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- Oh, assuming there is time.
- I'm just trying to help you, Barry.
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And so the mother-girlfriend
onslaught began.
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My mom and Lainey spent the
next 10 minutes laying down
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the most intense guilt trip
our family had ever seen.
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All I know is I'll probably
just die brokenhearted.
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If that's the truth, then
why don't you trust me?
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Do you not love me?
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Okay.
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- Great!
- Wonderful.
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- What just happened?
- I think you're going shopping
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for a new shirt, kiddo.
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I really don't need one. This one's great.
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- Oh, shoot.
- Oops.
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Synced and corrected by johnyd13
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♪ But nonetheless I
feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was May 11, 1980-something,
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and I was climbing the
ladder to my treehouse.
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It was my sanctuary, the
place I felt most safe.
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Oh! Balls!
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That's it. This treehouse is coming down.
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Your mother told me to tear that
thing immediately two years ago.
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I was hoping it would rot from
the tree, but no such luck.
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No! You can't just destroy
a piece of our childhood.
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Trash it. It blocks my
rays during peak sun.
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- Peak sun! There you go.
- No. Don't listen to her.
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That's my fortress of solitude.
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Can you please dismantle Adam's
fortress of dorkitude now?
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I would love to get a good base
before pool-party season starts.
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- I'm gonna get my sledgehammer.
- Never!
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Damn it. Where are you going?
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The only way to get me down
is if you remove me yourself!
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Whoa!
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Please don't do this. That
treehouse means everything to me.
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Why is this the one time you're
not giving in to your laziness?
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Because I just had my morning nap.
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Erica, help me out here.
Dad's threatening to be handy.
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Talk some sense into him!
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What about your experience
with me makes you think
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I'm gonna care about
this conversation at all?
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How can you say that? Don't you
remember all the awesome stuff
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we used to do up there?
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Sleepovers, stargazing,
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the bottle-rocket wars, the Goldberg Gang.
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No idea what you're talking about.
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Don't you?
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Maybe the case of the missing
skeletor will jog your memory.
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Two days ago, our
detective agency got a lead
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on a missing skeletor action figure.
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The details of the case
reside in this dossier.
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Back in the day, kid crime
solvers were all the rage.
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Nancy Drew inspired us to
form our own detective agency
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with a completely original name...
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- Goldberg Gang here.
- Or not.
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After examining all our clues,
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our evidence leads us to this spot.
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Dad? We need to see
what's under you.
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I told you I don't have your
stupid toy, now stop aggriv...
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Looks like Goldberg Gang
is gonna have to set up
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one of those stealthy,
intricate traps.
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Dad, there's pizza in the kitchen.
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What?
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Yes! Case closed! To the treehouse!
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Okay, stop! I remember
the stupid Goldberg Gang.
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Now erase the tape so I can
go back to forgetting it.
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Oh, come on. Can't we do one last case
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before the treehouse goes?
Just like the old days?
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Oh, look! Lucky's missing!
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It's the case of the missing...
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Damn it. She's right there.
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As I was hoping to
reunite the Goldberg Gang,
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Lainey and my mom were desperate
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to rid Barry of his trusty shirt.
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I can't wait for you to try these on.
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You're gonna be the handsomest
boy in the whole world.
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But you said I'm already the
handsomest boy in the whole world.
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Now you can break your own record!
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- Just like Wayne Gretzky!
- The great one? Yes!
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Distracting him with
hockey people. You're good.
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I learned from the best.
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That day, Lainey and my
mom manipulated Barry
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into the most epic
trying-on-clothes montage
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That the '80s had ever seen.
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It started out fun, colorful,
and somewhat stylish...
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But after two grueling hours
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and an ungodly amount
of acid-washed denim...
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It became just plain ugly.
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♪ And don't it feel good? ♪
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♪ I'll say it, I'll say it,
I'll say it again, now ♪
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♪ And don't it feel good? ♪
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♪ Whoa ♪
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- He looks so cute!
- We fixed him.
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- You sure about this?
- Baby, I'm telling you, you look hot.
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Richard Grieco hot.
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Looks like Big Orange's reign
of terror is finally over!
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Yeah, it wasn't.
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- Hey!
- Um, what is happening right now?
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What the?
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You have a closet full of new
clothes. Why is that back on your body?
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I got an algebra quiz I'm not gonna
study for, so I need my lucky shirt.
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Oh, and Thursday is Naked Rob's birthday.
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He expects me to dress up.
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And Friday is Big Orange Friday.
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Got to wear Big Orange.
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It's back and more disgusting than ever.
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How did it not work?
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God, I just wish that
shirt could disappear.
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- Couldn't it?
- What are you saying?
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Accidents happen all the time.
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Look,
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I'm not saying we shouldn't
do what you're suggesting
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right now, but if there was an accident...
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- Clothes are very fragile.
- It's really got to look like one,
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- if it were to happen.
- Which it won't.
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Unless it does.
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Ooh, Duran Duran is playing
downtown this weekend.
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Want to go?
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Can't. It's my stepdad's last
day before he turns himself in.
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Boom! Dryer's done.
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Come to papa, Big Orange.
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Let those awesome threads
magnify this awesome bod.
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What the hell?
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I could've sworn I...
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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And in that moment, my brother Barry
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came face-to-face with the
greatest tragedy of his young life.
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Stay with me, Big Orange.
It's not as bad as it looks.
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The colors are draining from him!
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You got to fight. Come
on, buddy! Stay with me!
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Want me to tell him it's just a shirt?
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Don't just sit there. Do something!
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- What do you want me to do?
- Call 911.
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Tell them there's an emergency,
but don't get into details.
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Hurry! Tell them to put a
shirt doctor in the ambulance.
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God, why do bad things
happen to good T-shirts?
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I don't know. Mom made a mistake?
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Mom never makes laundry mistakes.
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Someone's out to get me!
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A third party did this on purpose!
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Well, it's done. Just
cleaned out the treehouse.
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The Goldberg Gang is
officially out of business.
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No. Not yet!
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There's one more case I need them to solve.
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There's been a murder,
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a shirt murder.
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This has my stepdad written all over it.
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To the treehouse!
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Even though Big Orange was gone,
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Barry refused to rest until
the culprit was found.
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We know you could've
taken this case to anyone,
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so we appreciate you coming to us.
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Yeah. This is dumb, so I'm gonna go.
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No! Wait! You guys got to
help me find out who did this.
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Big Orange's spirit will not
rest until the perpetrator
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has been found and paid his debt.
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- And what's in it for us?
- You mean besides the justice served?
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- Yeah, I'm gonna need something real.
- I'll also pay you $7,000.
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Um, yeah, no brainer.
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It's my bar mitzvah money.
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I've been saving it up for
a moment exactly like this.
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For when someone
destroyed your $10 T-shirt?
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Don't you want to save
it for a trip to Europe
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- or a down-payment on a h...
- Don't answer that.
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The Goldberg Gang is on the case.
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- Yes!
- You know the drill, Erica.
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To the treehouse!
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That means frantically run to
the backyard and start the case.
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You know, to the treehouse!
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Fine, but we're walking at a regular pace.
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To the treehouse!
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At long last, the Goldberg
Gang was back on the beat!
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But before we could
catch the culprit,
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we first had to go over
the usual suspects.
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Okay. This investigation
is officially open.
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- It was Mom.
- Too obvious!
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We need to think outside the box.
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- It was Mom.
- Figure out who has the means...
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Which spells "Mom".
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Coincidence! Fortunately for us,
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I've narrowed it down to only 36 suspects.
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Suspect number one, Pops.
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Put a few martinis in him,
he's capable of anything.
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- It was Mom.
- Suspect number two, me.
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Am I guilty? Probably
not, but I do sleepwalk.
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- It was Mom.
- Suspect number three!
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- What is that?
- A ghost, classic Scooby Doo villain.
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Again, it was Mom.
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This is not a mystery,
we're not detectives,
243
00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,604
and this is not our headquarters.
244
00:09:56,614 --> 00:09:59,138
What are you guys doing up here?
245
00:09:59,205 --> 00:10:00,872
I told you I'm tearing this down.
246
00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:03,613
You can't. Not now. This
case is heating up, man.
247
00:10:03,623 --> 00:10:04,944
Enough with the case!
248
00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:06,108
I don't want you out there,
249
00:10:06,118 --> 00:10:07,923
running around like a loose cannon,
250
00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:10,401
because it's my ass on the
line, and I won't have it!
251
00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,176
I got to find the truth!
252
00:10:12,186 --> 00:10:14,393
It's gotten too personal.
You're off the case.
253
00:10:14,403 --> 00:10:16,462
Give me your magnifying glass and your hat.
254
00:10:16,527 --> 00:10:18,196
You can't shut us down, old man!
255
00:10:18,263 --> 00:10:20,132
Me and my partner will not rest till
256
00:10:20,199 --> 00:10:23,368
we track down and interrogate
every single option.
257
00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:25,573
And so our intense search began.
258
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,698
- It was you.
- Me? Please.
259
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,565
You know how much I respect laundry.
260
00:10:30,575 --> 00:10:32,044
My record's impeccable.
261
00:10:32,054 --> 00:10:34,045
- Well, maybe it wasn't an accident.
- What are you saying?
262
00:10:34,055 --> 00:10:35,747
You've always had it out for that shirt.
263
00:10:35,814 --> 00:10:37,268
Looks like you finally pulled the trigger.
264
00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:39,963
Or it's not one person at all.
265
00:10:40,145 --> 00:10:42,717
Maybe a crime this
complex is a two-man job.
266
00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,863
You don't know what you're
talking about, nerd boy!
267
00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,105
I mean, don't interrupt your sister.
268
00:10:47,115 --> 00:10:48,588
You know, manners and stuff.
269
00:10:48,598 --> 00:10:52,349
I know that you're guilty,
and eventually, you'll crack.
270
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:56,037
Until then, we will follow
every lead and not stop until...
271
00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:57,503
Where'd she go?
272
00:10:58,077 --> 00:11:00,445
To the treehouse!
273
00:11:01,818 --> 00:11:03,820
This is bad. Real bad!
274
00:11:03,887 --> 00:11:05,088
They're closing in on us.
275
00:11:05,155 --> 00:11:07,700
- Hold it together. They got nothing.
- There's bleach on my hands.
276
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,680
Just remember, this was
for Barry's own good.
277
00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:12,294
So you keep your pretty little mouth shut!
278
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,962
Looking good, snuggy boo.
279
00:11:14,972 --> 00:11:16,440
How do the new threads feel?
280
00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:20,745
- I look like a foreigner.
- A handsome, stylish foreigner.
281
00:11:20,812 --> 00:11:23,107
Like a super hot Balki Bartokomous.
282
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,882
I miss my old shirt.
283
00:11:24,949 --> 00:11:26,884
I don't know who I am anymore.
284
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,026
Am I big or tasty? No one knows!
285
00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:32,524
What have we done?
286
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:35,094
- When he finds out, it's all over.
- Well, he's not gonna find out.
287
00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:36,306
- Ya dig?
- I dig.
288
00:11:36,373 --> 00:11:40,009
Repeat after me. "I am rock solid."
289
00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:43,046
I am rock solid.
290
00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:44,606
It was your mom and I.
We're, like, totally guilty.
291
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,128
I have one question.
Who are you covering for?
292
00:11:47,138 --> 00:11:49,882
What? No one. I literally just confessed.
293
00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:51,694
Well, isn't that convenient?
294
00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:54,871
Typical patsy taking the fall for
a network of criminals above you.
295
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,415
Why is he talking like that?
I, like, literally confessed.
296
00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,635
It's pathetic.
297
00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:01,758
He's stretching out the whole
Goldberg Gang thing as long as he can.
298
00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,538
- Just ignore him.
- Look, you got to drop it.
299
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,858
If Barry finds out what I
did, he'll never forgive me.
300
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,323
Fine. Your secret's safe with me.
301
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,662
I'll save your implausible
relationship with my brother.
302
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,932
You can't ignore the facts!
This conspiracy runs deep.
303
00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:16,667
I'll bring the real culprits
to justice. You'll see!
304
00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:19,103
Lainey may have confessed,
but I wasn't convinced.
305
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,487
I was about to blow
this case wide open.
306
00:12:21,497 --> 00:12:22,480
Dude, you okay?
307
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,247
Yeah, Adam said you had a
bathroom-based emergency.
308
00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:26,651
Yeah, I brought the back-up
khakis from my locker.
309
00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,327
This isn't my first rodeo.
310
00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:32,400
What? Adam said you guys had
a bathroom-based emergency.
311
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:34,968
I, too, have attended that sad rodeo.
312
00:12:34,978 --> 00:12:36,770
Gentlemen.
313
00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:39,775
There is no bathroom-based emergency,
314
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,288
only a laundry-based mystery,
315
00:12:42,298 --> 00:12:43,846
and I've gathered all of you here
316
00:12:43,911 --> 00:12:45,980
'cause the culprit stands amongst us.
317
00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:47,863
JTP, is this true?
318
00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:48,947
- What?
- Never!
319
00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,923
So that's a no on the khakis?
320
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:53,347
They were all over at the
house on the day in question.
321
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,714
That means all of you had opportunity.
322
00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:57,358
- That's insane.
- Insane
323
00:12:57,425 --> 00:13:00,603
like the jealousy you felt
every time Barry wore Big Orange?
324
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,136
You loved that shirt but knew
you could never pull it off,
325
00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,614
- 'cause you were too tiny.
- I prefer small-boned.
326
00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:07,462
Or was it Naked Rob?
327
00:13:07,472 --> 00:13:11,568
- A closet Penguins fan.
- The Penguins? Robert.
328
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:14,872
- I was born in Pittsburgh.
- Or maybe it was Geoff Schwartz!
329
00:13:14,882 --> 00:13:18,364
You knew taking out Barry's favorite
shirt would make him melt down.
330
00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:21,812
Lainey would have to console him,
leaving Erica without a best friend
331
00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:24,254
and plenty of time for
you to win her heart.
332
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:26,373
- Wait, would that work?
- I will kill you dead!
333
00:13:26,383 --> 00:13:29,335
- No, Barry. I didn't do it!
- He's right. He didn't do it...
334
00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:30,591
alone.
335
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,124
It was the entire JTP!
336
00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:35,890
Okay. If this is true,
337
00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:38,193
I must disband the JTP.
338
00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,551
- JTP?
- Oh, it's true.
339
00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:43,147
Thank God I kept digging
even after Lainey confessed
340
00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:45,141
to destroying the shirt with Mom.
341
00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:46,863
Yeah, thank God.
342
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,639
Wait, what? I can't believe the two of you
343
00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:52,340
would betray me like this.
344
00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:55,243
Big Orange was better to me
than either of you ever were.
345
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,895
It's just a shirt, babe. We didn't
know how much it meant to you.
346
00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,430
And in our defense, we
didn't know we'd get caught.
347
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,003
I don't want to hear
it! From this moment on,
348
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:06,536
I officially declare I have
no girlfriend and no mother.
349
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,807
- You can't do that.
- Yeah, you can't do that.
350
00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:11,198
Well, you can do it to her, but
you can't do it to your mother.
351
00:14:11,265 --> 00:14:14,369
I say this all the time,
you only have one mother.
352
00:14:14,435 --> 00:14:15,536
Well, I'll find another one.
353
00:14:15,603 --> 00:14:17,505
- You wouldn't dare.
- I will.
354
00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:19,506
I'll tell that nice, old lunch lady
355
00:14:19,574 --> 00:14:22,743
who always calls me "son" to
put her money where her mouth is.
356
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,411
Well, I hate to point fingers,
357
00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,446
but, uh, this is on you and only you
358
00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:28,149
and no one else and not me.
359
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,225
Are you kidding me? This
whole thing was your idea.
360
00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:31,727
What kind of mother does that to her son?
361
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:35,318
A mother who doesn't approve of
her son's snitch of a girlfriend.
362
00:14:35,328 --> 00:14:37,394
Ex-girlfriend, thanks to you!
363
00:14:37,404 --> 00:14:40,056
You promised not to tell and
you narced like a narc, you narc.
364
00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:42,702
I didn't tell Barry. The
little geek went off on his own.
365
00:14:42,768 --> 00:14:45,370
Only 'cause you and Dad kept
insisting I drop the case.
366
00:14:45,437 --> 00:14:47,139
Wait, Murray. You knew about this?
367
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,610
Great. I told you not to go
off half-cocked like a cowboy,
368
00:14:50,677 --> 00:14:52,912
but you had to play by your own rules!
369
00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:56,937
That's as much anger as I can
muster for something so stupid.
370
00:14:56,947 --> 00:14:58,303
Great job, genius.
371
00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:01,290
You made everyone in this house
completely turn on each other.
372
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,521
Blame yourself, narc.
373
00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:05,679
And I would've gotten away with it, too,
374
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:08,392
if it weren't for you meddling kids.
375
00:15:08,402 --> 00:15:09,639
It's not my fault.
376
00:15:09,649 --> 00:15:11,496
The case seemed so cut and dry.
377
00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:13,247
Back when we were kids,
there was always a twist.
378
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:16,160
Hello! Mom forced me to
go up in that treehouse
379
00:15:16,228 --> 00:15:19,654
and play with you, so I
made up all those cases.
380
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:22,199
So, you lied to me?
381
00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,824
Yes. My God.
382
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,575
You are going to be in
high school next year.
383
00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:29,907
You need to grow up, and fast,
because I'm done taking care of you!
384
00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:32,996
I just... wanted to
hang out like we used to.
385
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,335
That's all I wanted.
386
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:40,788
It had been a day since Barry
had lost Big Orange forever,
387
00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,155
or so he thought.
388
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,290
Ta-da!
389
00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:45,960
- What's this?
- It's Big Orange, squishy.
390
00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:48,337
- Big Orange is gone.
- Big Orange was gone,
391
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,667
but I sewed him up, dyed him,
and steamed him real good,
392
00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:52,789
and now he's bigger, better,
and more orangy than ever.
393
00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,901
Hey, big tasty, look what I got!
394
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,537
And old friend wants to say "hello".
395
00:15:56,603 --> 00:15:59,416
Wow! Lucky me!
396
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,337
Now I got two Big Oranges.
397
00:16:01,347 --> 00:16:03,122
- What the...
- Why are you here?
398
00:16:03,132 --> 00:16:05,323
- To get Barry back.
- That's what I was trying to do,
399
00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:06,826
but now you're screwing me in the pooper!
400
00:16:06,891 --> 00:16:09,741
- Oh, sweet God!
- What? What'd I say? Is that bad?
401
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,800
Unbelievable! You not
only destroy my shirt,
402
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:15,236
but come in here and try
pawning off these imposters?
403
00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:17,635
Imposters? Mama fixed it.
404
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,204
This is the real thing.
405
00:16:19,214 --> 00:16:20,485
- No, this is.
- This is it.
406
00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:22,770
This shirt is. See?
It's orange and a shirt.
407
00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:26,383
I reject all these shirts
with their coarse material
408
00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:29,970
and tight collar and
non-stained pit parts.
409
00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:32,247
These aren't Big Orange, they're big lies.
410
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,485
I know you're upset, sweetie,
411
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:36,317
but don't throw out the
Beverly with the Lainey water.
412
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:39,549
Hey, hey! Look what I sewed back up!
413
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:42,098
Large Orange, now everyone's happy.
414
00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,577
That's Garfield!
415
00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:45,914
I need to punch something.
Adam, I need you!
416
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,949
That did not go well.
417
00:16:48,014 --> 00:16:51,196
- It's over. I have no son.
- And I have no boyfriend.
418
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:55,275
I think Garfunkle is sporty.
I'm keeping this thing.
419
00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:58,570
In that moment, my mom
and Lainey realized
420
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,363
they hadn't just
ruined Barry's shirt,
421
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:04,179
they destroyed his trust. There
was only one way to win him back,
422
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:08,049
and that meant helping him
truly cope with his loss.
423
00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:12,620
- What's going on?
- Look, we messed up,
424
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:15,423
and we know there's no way of going back,
425
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,305
so we brought everyone here
to help you move forward.
426
00:17:18,315 --> 00:17:20,829
By saying goodbye, the right way.
427
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:26,550
This is nice. My shirt would've liked this.
428
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,227
They really did a great
job with Big Orange, Bar.
429
00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:31,567
Yeah, they really did.
430
00:17:31,577 --> 00:17:33,488
They made him look so peaceful.
431
00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:35,813
Murray! Turn off the TV.
432
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,698
I'll mute it, but that's it.
433
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,464
It's just a shirt.
434
00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:45,575
♪ I used to think
maybe you loved me ♪
435
00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:47,793
Honey, do you have
anything you want to say?
436
00:17:47,803 --> 00:17:50,806
♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪
437
00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:55,864
I'd like to say a few
words about Big Orange.
438
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:59,896
It's like, life goes so
fast when you're growing up.
439
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,283
I guess it was nice there was
something that was always the same.
440
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:08,087
I mean, all my greatest
memories were in that shirt. Dad!
441
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,474
I was wearing it when we
went to our first Flyers game.
442
00:18:11,902 --> 00:18:13,249
It's a shirt!
443
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,134
JTP, the first time
444
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:17,055
I ever played smashball,
I was in that shirt.
445
00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:19,840
- JTP.
- JTP.
446
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:23,063
Ma, you taught me how
to cook in that shirt.
447
00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:26,875
Lainey, I ran in the rain in that shirt
448
00:18:26,942 --> 00:18:28,678
to tell you how much I love you.
449
00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:30,378
♪
Whoa-oa-oh ♪
450
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,991
- So I guess...
- ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
451
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:34,489
I'm gonna miss the memories...
452
00:18:34,499 --> 00:18:36,575
- ♪ Whoa-oa-oh ♪
- But I'm glad I still have them.
453
00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:38,816
- ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
- To Big Orange!
454
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,065
To Big Orange!
455
00:18:41,256 --> 00:18:44,361
Wait, that's what this is? A shirt funeral?
456
00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:47,264
Damn it. I missed a real funeral for this.
457
00:18:47,274 --> 00:18:50,405
♪ And don't it feel good? ♪
458
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:53,231
The most painful part of growing up
459
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,334
is saying farewell to the
stuff you love the most.
460
00:18:56,344 --> 00:19:00,195
But as much as it hurts, we all
have to tear down the old things
461
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,509
to make room for what's new.
462
00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:05,601
- The Goldberg Gang is on the case.
- To the treehouse!
463
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,075
We're gonna be communicating
464
00:19:07,085 --> 00:19:09,187
through this walkie-talkie system.
465
00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,957
You ready, Adam? Copy?
466
00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:14,151
Anybody there?
467
00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:16,563
It's gonna be great.
Okay, over and out.
468
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,334
Still watching those old tapes, huh?
469
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,292
Don't worry. I'm over it.
470
00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:22,012
Come with me. I want to show you something.
471
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,622
Why would I want to go anywhere with you?
472
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,037
I thought you like mysteries.
473
00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:32,042
♪ I said, baby, I
just want you back ♪
474
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,498
♪ And I want you to stay ♪
475
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:34,919
What's this?
476
00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:37,189
I thought we could build a new treehouse.
477
00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:38,994
But I thought it was time to let it go.
478
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:41,654
Well, some things are worth holding on to.
479
00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:44,344
Our old blueprints?
480
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:48,099
- You still have them?
- The truth is, when we were kids,
481
00:19:48,109 --> 00:19:51,459
I didn't make up those
mysteries because I had to.
482
00:19:51,469 --> 00:19:54,053
I did it 'cause I loved
spending time with you.
483
00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:55,956
♪
Whoa-oa-oh ♪
484
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,431
♪ Don't it feel good? ♪
485
00:19:57,441 --> 00:20:00,311
Letting go if the past is hard,
486
00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:02,182
but what's even harder
is that we'll never know
487
00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,721
what the future holds for us.
488
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,188
But when you finally stumble
upon that perfect fit in life,
489
00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:10,822
nothing is more rewarding.
490
00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:13,304
Yes!
491
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,775
Okay, Troy's freestyle on this one.
492
00:20:25,785 --> 00:20:26,772
♪ Yeah, you know it's me ♪
493
00:20:26,782 --> 00:20:28,188
- Yeah.
- ♪ Yeah, it's Big Tasty ♪
494
00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:32,311
♪ The one and only Grabbing on
the mikey and I gots the gravy ♪
495
00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:34,913
♪ You know I'm gonna
go a little bit shady ♪
496
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,539
♪ And we ricky-ricky-ticky-ticky
rhyme to the dime ♪
497
00:20:37,549 --> 00:20:40,350
♪ Yeah, you know me, always going
kind of crazy with them lines ♪
498
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,221
♪ And I'm fly-fly, yeah,
you know it, Lainey, baby ♪
499
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:45,857
♪ And we doing it
and we in the '80s ♪
500
00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,426
♪ And we on fleek, on
fleek all night long ♪
501
00:20:48,493 --> 00:20:51,195
♪ And you know, know, know
we'll be singing that song ♪
502
00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:53,831
♪ And dab, dab,
dab on them hoes ♪
503
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:57,069
♪ And we go, go, go
and we all jump, hey ♪
504
00:20:59,815 --> 00:21:00,871
Yeah!
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