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Back in the day,
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winter break was my favorite time of year.
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The hot cocoa, the gift-wrapping,
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the taste of buttery popcorn
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as you watched your favorite holiday movie.
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For me and my big bro, it
was "A Christmas Story."
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For some reason, it just spoke to us.
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The Sox traded Bullfrog,
the only player they got,
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for Shottenhoffen.
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The Phils are trading Ryne
Sandberg for Larry Bowa!
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It's ludicrous!
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Ralphie! On the double!
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Everybody get your asses in here!
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We didn't do Christmas,
but we had Hanukkah.
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And that meant lots of forced family time
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and Eastern European foods.
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Gah! What's that smell?
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Lucky, not cool!
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But it wasn't the dog. It was this.
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Stuffed cabbage time!
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Let's go! It's freakin' Hanukkah!
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Again? Didn't we just do that?
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Yeah, last year. Go set the table.
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A lot of people think
that because there are
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eight nights of Hanukkah, you
get eight awesome presents.
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Truth is, they were mostly filler.
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Shoelaces.
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Batteries.
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Underpants.
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I got to go. I got a thing.
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As the days stretched
on, so were the limits
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of what was considered a present.
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School supplies.
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Raisins.
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Underpants.
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I got to go. I got a thing.
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By night 8, it was straight-up
bottom of the barrel.
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Toothbrush.
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Zit cream?
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More underpants?!
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What is the deal, people?!
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Zit cream isn't a gift! It's an insult!
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I'm gonna go. I got a...
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- Thing.
- We know. You've got a thing.
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And your new underpants
are a gift for me, Barry.
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Even if we didn't have the holiday spirit,
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we tried our best to make it fun.
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What the hell happened
to all the sour cream?
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Adam dared me.
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I ate it, along with the rest
of the condiments.
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In your face, mustards and jams!
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What is the one rule we have
in this house, huh?
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No daring Barry to do stupid stuff.
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Why? 'Cause I have no regard
for my personal well-being.
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Frankly, for us, it wasn't
the most joyous holiday,
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especially after visiting
the Christmas wonderland
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at the Kremps'.
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Daisy, it's the Goldbergs!
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Hello, Goldbergs.
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We've been expecting you!
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Merry Chris... holiday.
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Winter fest.
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Welcome!
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Oh, uh, Charles is out back
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splitting wood for the yule fire.
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Do you want to give him a hand, Murray?
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He's good. I believe in him.
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Can I wet your whistle with some eggnog?
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Don't forget your cinnamon stick.
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Be careful... Scott is our college boy,
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and he makes a strong nog.
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Mom? Did you finally give me that B.B.
gun I always wanted?
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Oh, this is a snare drum, isn't it?!
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I told you... No peeking, okay?
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I want the two of you back
to icing that gingerbread house.
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Chad, put down the snare drum.
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I knew it!
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He gets me every year.
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Okay, what are my eyes looking at?
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Nothing. They're just excited
for Kremp Christmas.
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But why are your kids here,
willingly participating?
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- What else are they gonna do?
- Seriously?
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You mean to tell me you're
that good at family?
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Good at family? That's not a saying.
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Oh, it's a saying, and you
are good at family.
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You are good at family.
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We're fine at family.
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- You're fab at family.
- We're not.
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It's been fun. It has.
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Let's do it again sometime.
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Uh, but let's not make a plan.
We'll wing it.
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Oh, Murray, before you go,
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I have the teensiest of favors to ask you.
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Our Santa fell through this year,
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and it would just mean the world to us
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if you could just pop
over and hand out some gifts.
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Thank you so much for thinking of him.
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He'd love to.
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Murray, you'll put on the suit.
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Or...
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It was December 23, 1980-something...
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Christmas vacation.
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That meant my brother's dopey
friends were out of town,
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and I was his only playmate.
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The alone time with Barry was awesome!
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It's how we came up with
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our favorite brotherly game... Ball ball.
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There were hundreds of rules,
but the most important
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was every time you took
a shot, you had to yell...
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Ball ball!
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Ball ball!
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Ball ball!
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Whoo!
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Nine points.
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I win. Suck it!
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Looks like the trophy is mine.
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Damn it! You cheated! Rematch!
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It was days and days
of bro-ing out with Barry.
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You ready, Barry?
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You better be, 'cause we're
about to play some...
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- Ball ball!
- Ball ball!
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Ball ball!
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Yes! 10 points.
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What the hell is this?
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It's called ball ball.
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It's this awesome game
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where you throw the ball back and forth.
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I'm familiar with the game.
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I helped invent it.
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I added the second "ball".
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And I'm the official world champion.
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Yeah, we don't recognize
that federation anymore.
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Lainey and I now play
for champion of the universe!
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I didn't ratify these changes.
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Adam, it's fine. You can play.
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No! The ball ball he knew is over.
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Plus, I wouldn't even be able to explain
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all the changes we made
in the past 10 minutes.
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Whatever.
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Enjoy your stupid game.
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While I was losing Barry, my mom
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was gonna win over our family
with a new holiday plan.
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Big news, everyone.
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This family's about to experience
some exciting changes
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this holiday season.
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If it costs me money, it ain't happening.
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It'll actually save you money.
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It's happening.
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In the long run.
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In the short run, it'll cost way more.
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I just got back from the Kremps',
and guess what.
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There are people out there
who actually enjoy
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celebrating the holidays together.
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Turns out, it's not that we're
not good at family.
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It's just that we've been doing it
all wrong.
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So this year, we're gonna spice things up
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with a little celebration I like to call...
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Super Hanukkah!!
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Whoo! Mama's jazzed, and here's why.
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We're gonna make Hanukkah sizzle and pop!
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We're gonna decorate the house.
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We're gonna drink buttery booze milk
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and put all our gifts
under a festive topiary
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together as one big family.
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So, like a... Christmas tree?
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No! A Hanukkah bush!
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And instead of opening presents
on eight separate nights,
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we're gonna save 'em up and open
'em all on one night!
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Or one morning.
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So, like... Christmas morning?
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No... Super Hanukkah morning.
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But you better not be naughty,
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or else you-know-who won't
bring you any presents.
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Santa Claus!
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No! Hanukkah Harry.
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The Jon Lovitz character
from "Saturday Night Live"?
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Actually, he's based on a real person.
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Don't look it up! Who has the time?
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Just... Trust me on this.
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Well, I'm all for getting
this over with in one night.
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That's the super Hanukkah spirit!
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And here's a box of lights for you
to string up on the house.
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This has now become work.
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Not work... fun.
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Just like the Kremps have.
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Now get to work.
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I mean "fun"!
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And so my mom finally got
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the Hanukkah she always wanted...
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Christmas.
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Do it with care.
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One that would rival the Kremps'.
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Before we knew it,
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we'd all been swept
up in the super Hanukkah spirit.
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And for the first time ever,
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our house wasn't the only one on the block
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that didn't have festive lights.
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Three... Two... One.
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Yeah, baby!
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Looks expensive.
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It is! Super Hanukkah!
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Oh, my god!
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It's like I gave you
a list of stuff I wanted
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and you actually bought it!
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Well, you made the list.
I checked it twice.
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No socks. No raisins.
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No underpants.
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Every gift under the bush
is better than the last!
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There's more where that came from.
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This bad boy's from me.
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That's an officially licensed key chain.
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Very rare.
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Stop speaking your stupid words.
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Behold the gift Lainey got me...
An Eagles jersey!
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My dad re-tiled their training facility.
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But the best part...
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The whole team signed it!
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But the limit was $10!
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Oh, it's cool. I got it for free.
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I love you so much right now.
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This is the holiday of my dreams,
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and I don't ever want it to end... ever!
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Ever!
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What the hell is this?
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Super Hanukkah!
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And what is this music?
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Neil Diamond... The voice of our people.
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It's a Christmas song!
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My god! Is that a Christmas tree?
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No, it's a Hanukkah bush.
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That's not a thing. A...
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Oh, my lord.
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Did you hang stockings
by the chimney with care?
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Not stockings... Hanukkah socks.
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Ma, we're running out of candy canes.
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Not candy canes...
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Peppermint J's.
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Can I wet your whistle with some hanu-nog?
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No!
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Dad, I'm just trying to spice it up,
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like the Kremps do.
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They're good at family, and now so are we.
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Trading in your family's tradition
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is not being good at family.
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I mean, what's next? Santa Claus.
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I did the thing for the blond
neighbor people.
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No more.
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Understand? No more!
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And just when Pops thought
it couldn't get any worse...
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Hi!
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Hello! I brought you some decorations.
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Oh, my! Oh, my.
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Your holiday is just so much
more vibrant than I remember.
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Well, we kicked it up a notch.
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No! Hanukkah only has one notch.
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Look at this!
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That's our Hanukkah bush.
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You know, I never knew that there
were so many similarities
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between our two holidays.
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What is the story
behind the Hanukkah bush, anyway?
262
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,866
Yeah, Betty. What is the story?
263
00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:50,804
I mean, obviously, there's a rich
cultural significance.
264
00:08:50,839 --> 00:08:52,906
Otherwise, why would you do this to me?
265
00:08:52,941 --> 00:08:57,177
Well, the Maccabees only had
enough oil for one night,
266
00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:59,179
and it was a miracle.
267
00:08:59,214 --> 00:09:01,147
And another miracle...
268
00:09:01,183 --> 00:09:05,518
Was the finding of the bush
in the temple basement.
269
00:09:05,554 --> 00:09:09,055
And they decorated it with...
Festive tchotchkes.
270
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,090
So interesting.
271
00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,825
Where'd they find the tchotchkes?
272
00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,326
In their pockets.
273
00:09:13,361 --> 00:09:15,528
Tchotchke pockets. They were potchkes.
274
00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:19,532
You forgot the part where
Aquaman swam to Egypt
275
00:09:19,568 --> 00:09:22,502
and parted the Red Aea
with his fish friends
276
00:09:22,537 --> 00:09:24,704
and Moses the porpoise.
277
00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:26,840
Okay, that's enough.
You're being ridiculous.
278
00:09:26,908 --> 00:09:28,274
I'm ridiculous?!
279
00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:31,077
I'll show you who's ridiculous.
280
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,846
You'll see.
281
00:09:32,881 --> 00:09:34,814
You'll see!
282
00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:38,084
Well, that was the traditional re-enactment
283
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,654
of the storming out of the land of Egypt...
284
00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:42,856
By Aquaman.
285
00:09:42,891 --> 00:09:43,990
Whoa.
286
00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:47,491
As the holiday break were on
287
00:09:47,516 --> 00:09:49,123
Lainey continued to edge me out
288
00:09:49,148 --> 00:09:50,914
of my holiday traditions with Barry.
289
00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:52,750
She even edged me off the couch.
290
00:09:54,086 --> 00:09:55,619
Shh!
291
00:09:55,654 --> 00:09:56,954
Stop shifting in the beanbag.
292
00:09:56,989 --> 00:09:59,223
Lainey and I are trying to watch
our favorite movie here.
293
00:09:59,258 --> 00:10:00,524
Your favorite movie?!
294
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,526
It's supposed to be our favorite movie.
295
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:03,694
Well, it's been re-favorited.
296
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:04,728
That's not even a word.
297
00:10:04,764 --> 00:10:05,763
There's no way to know.
298
00:10:05,798 --> 00:10:08,065
You know what? Fudge both you guys!
299
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,201
And you've seen the movie,
so you know what that means!
300
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,906
Dude, wait. What's your deal?
301
00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:17,040
Did I do something wrong?
302
00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:19,743
Oh, look at you, acting
all foxy and innocent.
303
00:10:19,779 --> 00:10:20,944
I'm onto you, lady.
304
00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:21,912
What are you talking about?
305
00:10:21,947 --> 00:10:23,480
This is the only time all year
306
00:10:23,516 --> 00:10:25,149
that Barry's actually nice to me.
307
00:10:25,184 --> 00:10:27,785
But then you crashed our movie
and stole ball ball
308
00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,086
and ruined everything.
309
00:10:29,121 --> 00:10:30,521
I didn't mean to, okay?
310
00:10:30,556 --> 00:10:32,256
I'd never get between two brothers.
311
00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,957
Again. It happened once at summer camp.
312
00:10:33,993 --> 00:10:35,359
There were these hot twins, and...
313
00:10:35,394 --> 00:10:36,315
It's not important.
314
00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,928
I'll just give you
and Barry some time alone.
315
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:39,530
Y-you'd do that for me?
316
00:10:39,565 --> 00:10:40,542
Of course.
317
00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:42,366
I think it's really cute
that you love your big brother.
318
00:10:42,401 --> 00:10:43,500
I'd never get in the way of that.
319
00:10:43,536 --> 00:10:45,269
Have fun with Barry. Tell
him I'll see him tomorrow.
320
00:10:45,304 --> 00:10:47,604
Thanks for being so curvy
and understanding.
321
00:10:47,673 --> 00:10:48,739
Hey, no problem.
322
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,540
Wait... what?
323
00:10:49,575 --> 00:10:50,774
Nothing! See ya.
324
00:10:52,978 --> 00:10:54,845
Guess who made caramel corn.
325
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,414
Move! That seat is saved for laineys only.
326
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,782
Actually, she had to bail,
327
00:10:58,818 --> 00:11:00,517
but now we get to watch "A
Christmas Story" together,
328
00:11:00,553 --> 00:11:01,413
like we always do.
329
00:11:01,438 --> 00:11:03,654
Nyeh. I've seen it a billion times.
330
00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,556
Wait! Wait! Where you going?
331
00:11:05,591 --> 00:11:07,191
Lainey's. I miss her laugh.
332
00:11:07,226 --> 00:11:09,193
That's very sweet and angering!
333
00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:10,928
See? You get it. Bye, nerd.
334
00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:14,031
Don't leave me! Come back!
335
00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:17,067
In that moment, I decided
to get Barry to stay
336
00:11:17,102 --> 00:11:19,937
by breaking the one cardinal
rule in our house...
337
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,472
Never dare Barry Goldberg.
338
00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:23,574
Wait!
339
00:11:23,609 --> 00:11:25,309
You could go see Lainey,
340
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:27,945
or you could accept my double dog dare.
341
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,613
Tell me what it is,
and I'll do it right now.
342
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:30,647
I don't know.
343
00:11:30,683 --> 00:11:32,649
You'll be way too afraid of this one.
344
00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,785
Impossible! I was born
without the fear gene.
345
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,720
It's a medical miracle. Ask any doctor.
346
00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:37,921
Okay. It's on.
347
00:11:37,957 --> 00:11:38,956
Grab your jacket.
348
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,724
Dare complete. I win.
349
00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:42,326
Yeah, that's not the dare.
350
00:11:42,361 --> 00:11:44,027
Follow me to the tetherball pole.
351
00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:46,396
While I was trying to spend
time with my brother,
352
00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:48,498
my mom was having the time of her life
353
00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:50,500
with her made-up holiday.
354
00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:52,005
Lucky! Stop it!
355
00:11:52,571 --> 00:11:53,637
Hey, honey.
356
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,539
Have you been wearing
that Santa suit all day?
357
00:11:55,574 --> 00:11:56,694
Oh, yeah.
358
00:11:56,719 --> 00:11:59,109
Turns out these pants keep
the fellas warm and toasty.
359
00:11:59,144 --> 00:12:02,512
And the girl at Wawa... She
gave me a free lotto ticket.
360
00:12:02,548 --> 00:12:04,815
People love Santa Claus!
361
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:05,816
Who knew?
362
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,728
I think everyone.
363
00:12:06,753 --> 00:12:11,021
And a merry Hanukkah to you and yours!
364
00:12:11,056 --> 00:12:11,989
Dad, what are you doing?
365
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,023
What's it look like?
366
00:12:13,058 --> 00:12:15,225
I'm handing out goodies for the holiday.
367
00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:16,627
If you're trying to be Hanukkah Harry
368
00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:19,129
to rub it in my face,
you've got it all wrong.
369
00:12:19,164 --> 00:12:21,431
No. I'm Hanu-Claus.
370
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:24,501
I'm mashing two words together
to make one offensive one,
371
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,802
just like you do.
372
00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:28,538
Now, who wants presents?
373
00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:29,506
Me, Hanu-Claus!
374
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,327
Then prepare yourselves
375
00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:34,611
as I dole out gifts from my sack of shame.
376
00:12:34,647 --> 00:12:37,814
No! Guilt has no place
in our people's holiday.
377
00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:39,752
Shame on you. I hope you feel guilty.
378
00:12:39,777 --> 00:12:43,654
Look! It's your great-grandpa
Samuel Solomon.
379
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:46,523
He crossed Poland with $2 in his shoe
380
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:50,027
so his traditions could
live on here in America...
381
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:53,063
Only for you to dismantle his dream.
382
00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:54,231
Fun!
383
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:55,532
I don't like Hanu-Claus.
384
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,833
And what's this?
385
00:12:56,869 --> 00:12:58,769
This jar stores all the traditions
386
00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:00,771
you've passed down to your children.
387
00:13:00,806 --> 00:13:02,105
But it's empty.
388
00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:03,140
And look!
389
00:13:03,175 --> 00:13:05,909
Why, it's a button... From the sweatshop
390
00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:09,246
your grandmother worked
in to put food on our table,
391
00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:11,815
even though we didn't have a table.
392
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,116
You had a table, Al.
393
00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:14,184
It wobbled!
394
00:13:14,219 --> 00:13:15,319
My god.
395
00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:18,088
There's like 20 more
super-sad things in here.
396
00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:20,157
And we're going through them all...
397
00:13:20,192 --> 00:13:23,060
Every last depressing one of them.
398
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,494
Fun!
399
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,163
As Pops was trying to put an end
400
00:13:26,198 --> 00:13:27,564
to my mom's new traditions,
401
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:31,034
I was trying to get back
at Barry for ruining ours.
402
00:13:32,004 --> 00:13:33,704
Go on. Do it already.
403
00:13:33,739 --> 00:13:35,138
Oh, I will do it.
404
00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:37,074
I've stuck my tongue to tons
of different things.
405
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,308
You're stalling.
406
00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:39,343
Come on.
407
00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:41,845
I triple dog dare you.
408
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,481
There it was, the coup
de grâce of all dares...
409
00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:47,150
The sinister triple dog dare.
410
00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:49,119
Barry had no choice but to accept.
411
00:13:49,154 --> 00:13:50,454
No fear!
412
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:53,746
It's stuck!
413
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:55,606
It's stuck!
414
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:56,303
It's stuck!
415
00:13:56,328 --> 00:13:57,594
That's right.
416
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,596
You ain't going nowhere, bro.
417
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,065
I'm going to kill you!
418
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:04,134
You've been ignoring me
all week, but no more!
419
00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:06,870
Looks like you'll be hanging
out with your little brother,
420
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,038
like it or not.
421
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:10,534
Adam I'm sorry okay?
422
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,843
I do want to spend time with you.
423
00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:12,743
Really?
424
00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:16,417
Of course, I was dumb. We're brothers.
425
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,859
Now let's go inside and play
a game of ball ball.
426
00:14:18,884 --> 00:14:19,683
Original version?
427
00:14:19,707 --> 00:14:21,383
Original version!
428
00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:24,498
Now come over here
and give Big Tasty a hug.
429
00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:25,288
Aww.
430
00:14:27,526 --> 00:14:28,825
No! No!
431
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,885
Vengence is mine!
432
00:14:31,909 --> 00:14:32,474
You putz!
433
00:14:32,475 --> 00:14:35,782
Now we're both stuck
and nobody knows we're here!
434
00:14:35,806 --> 00:14:37,015
Huh.
435
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,313
I did not think that through.
436
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,872
As Barry and I were airing our grievances,
437
00:14:41,907 --> 00:14:44,041
Pops had decided to sing his.
438
00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:49,446
♪ On the fifth day of Hanukkah,
my daughter said to me ♪
439
00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:51,381
♪ Five backs a-stabbing ♪
440
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,216
♪ Four neglected customs ♪
441
00:14:53,252 --> 00:14:54,818
♪ Three sellout children ♪
442
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,686
♪ Two shameful parents ♪
443
00:14:56,722 --> 00:15:00,190
♪ And she spit in my face, too ♪
444
00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:02,692
Put down the banjo, Dad. We get the point.
445
00:15:02,728 --> 00:15:06,129
♪ O Hanukkah bush, o Hanukkah bush ♪
446
00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:09,599
♪ You crap all over our culture ♪
447
00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:10,801
Everyone!
448
00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:12,369
Okay, this was fun for a bit,
449
00:15:12,404 --> 00:15:14,971
and then it got sad,
and now it's just bonkers.
450
00:15:15,007 --> 00:15:16,106
Give it to me. Give me the banjo.
451
00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:16,873
No!
452
00:15:16,909 --> 00:15:18,508
Just give her the banjo, Al!
453
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:19,309
No! Give it!
454
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,044
Give her the damn banjo, Al!
455
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:21,978
Give it!
456
00:15:22,014 --> 00:15:22,946
Watch the candles!
457
00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:26,883
Ohh!
458
00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:29,519
My Hanukkah tree!
459
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,588
My... Christmas bush! Whatever!
460
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:32,823
Murray, do something! Move!
461
00:15:37,196 --> 00:15:38,528
Are you happy now?
462
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,363
You ruined Super Hanukkah!
463
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:44,067
How can I ruin something
that's not even real?
464
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,602
Hi!
465
00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:47,704
Hey!
466
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,172
Interesting tradition there.
467
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,374
Can we come over and hear all about it?
468
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:54,511
What exactly does all this symbolize?
469
00:15:54,546 --> 00:15:57,280
We suck at family, okay? Is
that what you want to hear?
470
00:15:57,316 --> 00:15:59,883
You don't suck at all, but we do.
471
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:04,387
We, like... Suck butt... At family.
472
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,123
The big suck.
473
00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,624
[Bleep]
474
00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:08,592
Yeah!
475
00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:11,862
We do.
476
00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:13,802
[Bleep]
477
00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,699
It was hour two on the pole
478
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,753
It was freezing, but nothing could thaw
479
00:16:18,785 --> 00:16:20,141
the tension between me and Barry.
480
00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:21,848
I can't feel my face
481
00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:23,348
Not to sound dramatic,
482
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,871
but we're goint to die out here.
483
00:16:24,895 --> 00:16:27,051
Dude no! I'm your big
brother and I'll save you.
484
00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:29,075
Quick! Huddle against me for warmth!
485
00:16:29,099 --> 00:16:29,715
No!
486
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,918
We have no choice!
487
00:16:30,942 --> 00:16:31,715
NO!!
488
00:16:31,739 --> 00:16:33,739
Put your body on my body!
489
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,238
Yeah, there you go.
490
00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:37,262
Thanks.
491
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:38,840
It helps.
492
00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,644
Sorry I got so crazy.
493
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:45,121
You just always spend so much time
with Lainey. We never hang out anymore.
494
00:16:45,145 --> 00:16:47,145
That's what this was all about?
495
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:51,384
I mean she's my girlfriend
and she's supper hot but
496
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,509
you're my brother and no
one will ever replace you.
497
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,884
You really mean that?
498
00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:56,470
Of course.
499
00:16:57,118 --> 00:16:58,228
I love you, dude.
500
00:16:58,783 --> 00:17:00,140
I love you, too.
501
00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:01,382
Wow.
502
00:17:01,406 --> 00:17:04,132
We've nerver said this stuff before.
503
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:04,750
I know.
504
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,553
It's just easy cuz we're
about to freeze to death.
505
00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:08,187
Well,
506
00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:09,898
at least we said it.
507
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:12,031
And I wouldn't trade it
for the whole world.
508
00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:15,460
Whoa!
509
00:17:15,484 --> 00:17:16,507
Did you feel that?
510
00:17:16,531 --> 00:17:17,804
The warmth in my heart?
511
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,828
No! No, no no.
512
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:20,367
The pole is loose!
513
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:21,172
Help me!
514
00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:24,399
You're a genius!
515
00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:38,545
I've raised morons.
516
00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:39,536
That's fair.
517
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,548
You really have
518
00:17:40,549 --> 00:17:42,371
That's the thing about family.
519
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,043
Even though you my not say it clearly,
520
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,198
you know in your heart
521
00:17:45,223 --> 00:17:46,720
they'll always be there for you.
522
00:17:46,756 --> 00:17:47,921
Hey.
523
00:17:47,957 --> 00:17:49,256
There any room for me?
524
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,425
Of course.
525
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,427
And sometimes you just have to accept
526
00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:55,796
that there's enough love to go around.
527
00:17:55,831 --> 00:17:57,498
You guys have some good brother time?
528
00:17:58,467 --> 00:17:59,733
It was all right.
529
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,164
'Cause being good at family wasn't about
530
00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:07,441
making the old holiday sizzle and pop.
531
00:18:07,476 --> 00:18:08,842
It was about remembering
532
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:11,779
why the holiday was important
in the first place.
533
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:12,780
Hey, Dad.
534
00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:14,715
What you got there?
535
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:15,849
Mom's locket.
536
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:19,422
Never saw this picture
of me and her before.
537
00:18:21,557 --> 00:18:24,024
She looks... So happy.
538
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,193
Oh, she was.
539
00:18:26,228 --> 00:18:28,328
It was your first Hanukkah.
540
00:18:28,364 --> 00:18:29,697
Meant the world to her.
541
00:18:29,732 --> 00:18:32,700
Dad, I'm sorry. I guess
I just got carried away.
542
00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:35,602
I think it's safe to say we both did.
543
00:18:35,627 --> 00:18:37,571
All I wanted was to be
good at family, you know?
544
00:18:37,606 --> 00:18:39,173
And you are, Bev.
545
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,241
But part of being good at family
546
00:18:41,277 --> 00:18:44,545
is knowing where you came from.
547
00:18:49,685 --> 00:18:50,784
Thanks, Dad.
548
00:18:59,382 --> 00:19:01,113
Ginzy? You okay?
549
00:19:01,138 --> 00:19:02,396
Yeah.
550
00:19:02,431 --> 00:19:03,931
Yeah, all good.
551
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,834
Even though everything's poop.
552
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:08,736
It's all poop, Bev... All of it.
553
00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:10,838
What are you talking about?
554
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:13,273
You're good at family! Remember?
555
00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:14,208
Are you kidding?
556
00:19:14,243 --> 00:19:15,987
Scott gave Daisy some nog.
557
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:17,678
Now I have to get my rugs cleaned.
558
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:19,446
Steve shot drew with the stupid B.B. gun,
559
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:20,714
and Charles burnt the ham.
560
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,349
Now we don't even have Christmas dinner.
561
00:19:22,384 --> 00:19:24,818
In that moment, my mom realized
562
00:19:24,854 --> 00:19:26,787
the Kremps were no better at family than us
563
00:19:26,822 --> 00:19:30,491
and there was no such thing
as a perfect holiday.
564
00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:32,059
Come with me.
565
00:19:32,094 --> 00:19:33,293
I know a place.
566
00:19:43,239 --> 00:19:45,272
Who even knew restaurants were open today?
567
00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:46,507
We knew.
568
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,976
Chinese on Christmas...
It's kind of our thing.
569
00:19:50,179 --> 00:19:52,880
Learn something new every day, right?
570
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:54,314
Sure do.
571
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,450
So, this was our Christmas story.
572
00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,543
It for sure doesn't look like yours,
573
00:19:58,587 --> 00:20:01,989
but it's not
about how or what you celebrate.
574
00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:04,391
It's who you celebrate with.
575
00:20:04,426 --> 00:20:06,059
And, yeah, ours was crazy.
576
00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:07,728
Aah! Oh, geez!
577
00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:10,764
But it was awesome.
578
00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:18,105
Merry Christmas.
579
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:20,107
That's a great present.
580
00:20:20,142 --> 00:20:21,875
Chet, what do you have there? What is that?
581
00:20:21,911 --> 00:20:23,877
Let me look.
582
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:26,280
Whoa! Dude, check this out!
583
00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:27,514
Sit! Sit!
584
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:29,583
You want to have your Christmas present?
585
00:20:29,618 --> 00:20:30,517
Whoa!
586
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,550
Oh! A card!
587
00:20:35,575 --> 00:20:37,208
Thank you!
588
00:20:37,244 --> 00:20:38,543
It's the eighth day of Hanukkah.
589
00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:39,944
Figure I'd save the best for last.
590
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:41,679
Well, I love it.
591
00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:44,148
But you know what present I'd really love?
592
00:20:44,184 --> 00:20:45,984
A snuggie from my biggest boy.
593
00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:46,918
Yeah, not gonna happen.
594
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:48,486
Not even if I dare you?
595
00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:50,555
Oh, god. Don't do this.
596
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,624
Triple dog dare!
597
00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:54,259
You'll regret ever challenging me.
598
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,593
Take these snuggies!
599
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,728
Take 'em!
600
00:20:56,763 --> 00:20:57,862
Barry wins at everything.
601
00:20:57,898 --> 00:20:59,831
That's right, honey. You win.
602
00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:00,999
Barry wins at everything!
603
00:21:01,024 --> 00:21:04,171
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