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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY
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FRIENDSGIVING?
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>> PULL OF A CHAIR TO THE JERZEY
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SHORE'S FRIENDSGIVING TABLE.
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>> WHO CARES ABOUT THANKSGIVING.
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>> US GUIDOS.
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>> SO SIT BACK.
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>> RUG READY FOR REAL DIN NEARLY
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PASS THE GRAVY AND HELP US
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CELEBRATE THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW
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HOW.
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>> GOOD NEWS IS I WOKE UP IN
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FEAST MODE!
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>> JERSEY STYLE.
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>> I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE
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[BLEEP]
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>> BUT, I WAS MISTAKEN.
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>> BECAUSE WE'RE GETTING
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TOGETHER LOOK BACK AT ALL THE
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MOMENTS WE'RE THANKFUL FOR.
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>> MY MAN IS SLEEP WALKING.
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>> YOU GOT ME HOME SAFE, YOU
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ALL.
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THANKS, MIKE.
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>> AND SOME OF THE MOMENTS WE'RE
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JUST THANKFUL ARE OVER.
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>> I HATE MYSELF.
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>> THAT'S ONE SHOT.
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WHILE WE CELEBRATE WITH AN
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ITALIAN THANKSGIVING FEAST.
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>> MA WHY ARE THERE TWO TURKEYS?
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>> SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
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ENOUGH.
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>> WHERE EVERYONE IS INVITED.
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>> SOMEONE IS HERE.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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FRIENDSGIVING, YEAH!
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>> SCREAMING AT THE TABLE.
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>> CHEAT DATE TODAY, BOY.
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>> WHO'S COMING HERE TODAY,
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THEN.
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>> ALL MY FRIENDS ARE COMING FOR
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FRIENDSGIVING, LIKE PAULY,
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RONNIE, JENNI, NICOLE, SAM.
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>> SAM?
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>> NO, I'M KIDDING.
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>> SO THANKSGIVING IS USUALLY
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WITH MY FAMILY.
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I HAVE A BIG ITALIAN FAMILY.
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FRIENDSGIVING IS LIKE A SEPARATE
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THANKSGIVING DINNER FOR MY
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FRIENDS, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
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WE'VE GONE SO LONG KNOWING EACH
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OTHER AND WE'VE NEVER HAD A
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FRIENDSGIVING TOGETHER.
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>> THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD?
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>> I NEVER THINK I HAVE ENOUGH
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FOOD.
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>> THIS SHOULD BE EXCITING.
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I WORE MY STRETCHY PANTS.
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I WORE
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[BLEEP] JEANS.
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>> I HOPE YOU BROUGHT, LIKE,
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SWEATS TO CHANGE INTO.
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>> NO, BUT I BROUGHT SLIPPERS.
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>> THAT IS NOT GOING TO HELP
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YOUR BIG [BLEEP] WHEN YOU EAT
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ALL THIS [BLEEP]
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T
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DONE THIS YET.
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>> I KNOW.
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>> THIS IS A FIRST.
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>> WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE
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TOGETHER.
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LET'S THROW THANKSGIVING IN
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WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
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>> I THINK VINNY SAID HE HAD A
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SURPRISE WHEN WE GOT THERE.
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>> OH, YEAH?
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>> GOOD MORNING.
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>> WHAT'S UP, GUYS.
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COME ON IN.
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THAT'S MY MOM.
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THESE ARE MY BARBERS.
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>> ARE THEY HERE TO EAT.
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>> GETTING A HAIRCUT.
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>> YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HAIRCUT
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ON THANKSGIVING.
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>> I NEED MY HAIRCUT, MY COLOR
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DONE.
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>> I DON'T THINK THEY DO WOMENS
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A.
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>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL KEEP DOING
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WHAT I'M DOING THEN.
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>> I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE
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FOOD.
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HOW ITALIANS DO THANKSGIVING.
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I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE I HEARD WE
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WERE DOING THIS.
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>> I MIGHT NOT EAT A LOT SO CAN
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INDULGE ON DESSERT.
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I LOVE APPLE CRISP PIE AND
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CHEESECAKE.
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PEPPERONI AND MOZZARELLA.
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>> WE WILL BE ON THE COUCH
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TOGETHER.
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>> I'LL DIE.
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>> I PURPOSELY DIDN'T EAT,
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MYSELF, EITHER BECAUSE I KNEW WE
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WAS GOING TO REALLY TURN UP.
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>> I FEEL THAT.
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>> STOP.
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>> YOU JUST DIDN'T HAVE
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BREAKFAST.
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>> THE BARBERS ARE GETTING SET
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UP.
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>> VINNY.
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>> WHAT?
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>> I THINK UNCLE NINO ON IS OS
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WAY.
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>> WHY IS UNCLE NINO ON HIS WAY.
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THIS IS FRIENDSGIVING.
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>> HE'S YOUR FRIEND.
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>> NO HE'S NOT.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME,
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UNCLE NINO.
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>> UNCLE NINO.
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IT'S THANKSGIVING, VIN.
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>> HEY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
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PAULA.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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>> YOU LOOK LIKE THE UNDER
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TAKER.
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YOU GOT BREAD IN YOUR POCKET?
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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I GOT MORE IN THE CAR.
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A BUNCH MORE.
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>> IS THAT A LOUIS VUITTON BELT?
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>> IT IS LOUIS VUITTON, YEAH.
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>> REMEMBER GETTING GUCCI SUITS
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OFF THE TRUCK.
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YOU BOUGHT THEM FOR ME, RIGHT?
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>> WE DON'T DO THAT ANY MORE, IT
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IS 2018.
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TUCK YOUR KNUCKLES IN.
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HE GOT IT SOMEWHERE.
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SOMEONE IS MISSING A LOUIS
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VUITTON BELT.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> YOU DID BRING UNCLE NINO'S
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VINO.
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>> YEAH, THE WINE.
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>> WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T
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EMBARRASS ME.
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>> WHAT?
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>> I'M HOSTING TODAY.
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>> THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE.
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YOU NEED TWO OF THEM.
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>> THERE IS MY BOYFRIEND'S
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HOUSE.
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I CAN SMELL PAULA'S COOKING FROM
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HERE.
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>> I SMELL THE CHICKEN CUTLETS.
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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY
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FRIENDSGIVING?
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>> HEY!
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WHAT UP, MAN.
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HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.
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>> HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.
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>> IING WOKE UP IN FEAST MODE!
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> MY NEPHEW.
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HEY.
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>> UNCLE NINO IS WEARING A LOUIS
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VUITTON BELT.
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>> OKAY.
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LOUIS VUITTON.
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GOD BLESS LOUIS VUITTON.
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>> WE SMELLED IT ALL THE WAY UP
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TO THE HIGHWAY.
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>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> MY LOVE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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>> WORKING ALL MORNING.
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>> LOOK AT THIS SPREAD.
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>> PAULA, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE
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DOING HERE.
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>> THIS IS HOW ITALIANS DO
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THANKSGIVING.
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WE'VE GOT THE ITALIAN FOOD PLUS
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ALL OF THE AMERICAN THANKSGIVING
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FOOD.
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TURKEY, STUFFING.
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>> IT IS BASICALLY SUNDAY DINNER
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WITH TURKEY.
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>> YEAH, LIKE SWEET POTATO.
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[BLEEP]
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>> YOU STUFFED TURKEY TURKEH
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PASTA.
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>> TURKEY AND HAM.
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>> .
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IS THERE A MASH?
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>> YES.
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>> IS THERE A STUFFING.
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>> THERE IS A STUFFING, A MASH,
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SOMETIMES THERE IS MAC AND
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CHEESE.
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>> BUT BAKED WITH THE CRISP OVER
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TOP.
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>> YEAH.
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>> SO BARBERS ARE OUTSIDE.
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YOU NEED A HAIRCUT?
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>> OH, YOU ARE A LIFE SAVER.
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>> THEY COME TO HIS HOUSE.
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>> LIKE THE DOGS.
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[BLEEP]
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LIKE THE DOGS.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> LOOK AT THIS.
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>> OH, JAM.
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>> GOT TO GET A CUT BEFORE THE
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CARB.
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WE'RE CLEANING YOU UP?
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>> YEAH, IF YOU COULD.
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PERFECT, MY MAN.
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>> YO, VIN, YOU REALLY DID THE
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HOOK UP OUT HERE FOR THIS
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BARBER.
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>> HAIRCUTS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
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>> HAIRCUTS MAKE YOU LOOK
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THINNER.
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>> THAT'S WHY YOU BROUGHT UP THE
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SIDES.
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>> HONESTLY, WE'VE HAD SO MANY
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HAIRCUTS, I GOT SOME ON MY
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PHONE.
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>> BARBERSHOP IS ALWAYS FUN WHEN
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WE GET THERE.
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SERVE A CHARACTER.
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WHO IS MAKING FUN OF WHO.
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>> RONNIE WHY ARE YOU GRILLING
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ME, SON?
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YOU TRYING TO SEE MY STYLE, SON?
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>> OBVIOUSLY, MY STYLE IS
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WORKING.
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KISS AND TELL.
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>> WE'RE IN THE BARBERSHOP AND
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EVERYTHING COMES OUT.
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>> THAT IS A SKINNY OVER THERE
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YOU HAVE TO STAY FRESH TO DEATH,
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I CALL.
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IT FRESH OUTFIT, FRESH HAIRCUT,
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FRESH TAN, STAY FRESH.
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>> WERE ARE YOU WEARING A THONG.
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>> IT TAKES 25-MINUTES TO DO MY
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HAIR.
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IT COMES OUT PERFECT EVERY TIME.
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>> YOUNGER NOW.
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>> THESE ARE RULES TO LIVE BY.
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SHAVE LAST MINUTE, HAIRCUT THE
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DAY OFF.
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TANNING IN THE GYM.
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THE GUIDO HAND BOOK.
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FRESH HAIRCUT.
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>> WE WAS ALWAYS FRESH TO DEATH.
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>> MY HAIRCUT IS THE SAME.
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WE STILL NEED IT THREE-DAYS.
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>> IN ITALY, WE WERE CUTTING
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EACH OTHER'S HAIR.
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>> YOU LOOKED LIKE THE FRIAR.
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>> I HAD TO SHAVE IT ALL.
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>> HIS MOHAWK WENT TO A NO-HAWK.
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>> I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO BE
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PAULA IN 50-YEARS.
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QUIT ALL MY JOBS AND JUST COOK
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FOR MY BABY BOY.
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>> I'M TWO.
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>> WHO BUYS 300-POUNDS WORTH OF
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WINE.
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>> DO YOU.
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>> I DO.
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>> HELLO?
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OH, IT SMELLS DELICIOUS!
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>> SNOOKI KOOKY BABY.
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>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL
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THE GOOD STUFF ON THANKSGIVING.
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THE FOOD, THE DESSERTS, UNCLE
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NINO.
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IT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD TIME.
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>> I'M SERVING.
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WHERE ARE THE BOUNCE?
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>> THE BARBERSHOP IS OUTSIDE.
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>> WHO GETS BARBERSHOPS ON
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THANKSGIVING.
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>> I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS IT
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IS NO HAIR INSIDE WITH THE FOOD,
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THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT.
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>> WHEN I THOUGHT HOW SHE
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TREATED HIM BIKE A BABY I
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THOUGHT, HE'S AN ADULT, WHAT THE
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SNELL NOW THAT I HAVE A SON, I
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SEE.
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IT I AM GOING TO BE THE SAME
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EXACT WAY AND I'M GOING TO BABY
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MY SON UNTIL HE IS 55.
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>> MAKE AMERICA TAN AGAIN.
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HEY, SNOOKI.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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>> JUST GETTING HAIRCUTS.
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>> WHY?
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>> STAYING FRESH ON
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THANKSGIVING.
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>> WHO ON THANKSGIVING?
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>> US GUIDOS.
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>> I LIKE THE COLOR SCHEMES.
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>> HE JUST SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A
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TURKEY.
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>> I'M GOING TO HELP YOUR MOM.
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>> BYE.
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BYE SUPER MODEL.
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>> SAVE US SOME FOOD.
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>>
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>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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>> I HAVE TO IMPRESS UNCLE NINO.
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OF COURSE VINNY SEASON HELPING
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HITS MOTHER ONE BIT.
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THAT'S WHAT THE GIRLS ARE FOR
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BECAUSE WE APPRECIATE MAMA
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PAULA.
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>> SEXY AS EVER.
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>> HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN EACH
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OTHER NOW?
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>> 10-YEARS.
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>> REMEMBER WHEN HE GOT IN THE
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HOT TUB WITH YOU, LOOKING AT
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YOUR BUTT.
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>> EVERY TIME.
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>> HALLELUJAH.
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DING.
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OH MY.
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PARADISE.
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I'M IN HEAVEN.
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>> I WAS IN SHOCK.
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I WAS, LIKE, WOW!
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>> SHE PROBABLY TRYS NOT TO
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REMEMBER THAT.
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>> I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I
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MET YOU.
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SHE IS A [BLEEP]
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>> TO THE HOUSE -- NO, NO, A
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LITTLE.
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NO, WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WE WERE
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WALKING INTO.
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AND YOU HAD BEACH TOWELS AND
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EVERYTHING AND YOU COMPLETELY
356
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IGNORED ME.
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YOU WALKED RIGHT FRONT OF ME AND
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YOU SAID, I'M GOING TO --
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>> SHE HAD THAT BIKINI ON.
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>> I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS HER.
361
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SHUT UP.
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>> DID I KNOW IT WAS YOU?
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>> YOU KNEW I WAS VINNY'S MOM.
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COMPLETELY IGNORED ME.
365
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>> YOU KNOW THE FIRST TIME YOU
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MEET PEOPLE.
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>> YOU MADE UP FOR IT.
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IT IS ALL GOOD.
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>> IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNEW
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NOW.
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>> YOU WOULD HAVE SAID HI?
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>> NOT HIS, I LOVE YOU.
373
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST
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TIME WE ALL FELL IN LOVE WITH
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PAULA.
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>> YO THIS IS MY ROOMMATES.
377
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VINNY'S FAMILY WALKS THROUGH THE
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DOOR.
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HERE COMES A MOM, A SISTER, A
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COUSIN, ANOTHER COUSIN, THEY
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KEPT COPPING.
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>> WHO IS GOING TO COME HELP US
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GET THE FOOD OUT OF THE TRUNK.
384
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>> HOW MANY TRAYS YOU GOT?
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>> FOUR.
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>> MY HAIR LOOKED TERRIBLE.
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>> YOU HAVE A GOOD HAIRCUT.
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>> I HOPE IT IS ENOUGH.
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>> IT IS ENOUGH, BELIEVE ME.
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>> WE'RE SUCH BABIES.
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>> YOU LEFT.
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>> I LEFT.
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>> YOU WENT TO THE BEACH WITH
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TOM.
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>> SO SHE BROUGHT A SMORGASBORD
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OF FOOD.
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SHE WANTED ME TO FEEL LIKE I WAS
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HOME AGAIN AND THAT IS HOW YOU
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EAT AT HOME.
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>> WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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>> MOM, THAT WAS GOOD.
402
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I'M GOING TO START COMING TO
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YOUR HOUSE JUST TO EAT.
404
00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:44,620
>> I BROUGHT THE FOOD, I CLEANED
405
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AND I LEFT.
406
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>> VINNY WAS SO SAD WHEN YOU
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LEFT.
408
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>> WHEN I GOT HOME, I WENT TO
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HIS ROOM AND SAT AT THE FOOT OF
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HIS BED, AND I WAS DONE.
411
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>> THIS FOOD IS UNREAL.
412
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GOT THE GIGALO BREAD HERE.
413
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,000
>> YOU REMEMBER OUR FIRST FAMILY
414
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DINNER TOGETHER?
415
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:11,275
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF
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FOOD, DUDE.
417
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,689
BRING THIS UP STAIRS.
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00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,620
THE SITUATION, THE HEAD OF THE
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HOUSE.
420
00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:18,655
I CAME IN LIKE GOD'S GIFT TO THE
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00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:19,000
JERZEY SHORE.
422
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,862
>> LIKE YOU WERE THE DAD.
423
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:22,310
>> HE JUST LOOKS LIKE THE DAD
424
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,103
NOW.
425
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,275
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE HAVING
426
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ROAST ALREADY.
427
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,965
>> HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.
428
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,620
>> HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.
429
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,482
YOU LOOK SO CUTE, MEATBALL.
430
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:34,689
>> WHAT IS THIS?
431
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,793
>> IT IS LIKE DRIED FRIGHT.
432
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:40,103
AND THEN I GOT SOME -- DRIED
433
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:44,103
FRUIT, AND THEN I GOT SOME WINE.
434
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:47,931
PAULA IS GOING TO BE, LIKE, YOU
435
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:48,827
BROUGHT DRIED FRUIT?
436
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:49,482
SHE IS ALL ABOUT FRESH.
437
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,068
>> WE HAD THIS UNSPOKEN THING WE
438
00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:53,103
COULDN'T TALK ABOUT THE CAMERAS
439
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:56,000
BECAUSE ALL THE PRODUCERS ARE
440
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,620
LIKE, DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM.
441
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:00,724
FINALLY RONNIE NEEDED SOMETHING
442
00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:03,448
TO BE DONE AND, LIKE WHAT DO I
443
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,551
DO?
444
00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:06,517
FINALLY, SOMEONE IS AND
445
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:07,724
KNOWLEDGING THERE ARE PEOPLE
446
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:08,655
FOLLOWING US.
447
00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:11,482
THE FIRST ONE TO BREAK THE WALL.
448
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:14,931
>> HELLO?
449
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:15,137
HELLO?
450
00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:18,000
>> HI.
451
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,517
>> DEENA.
452
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:21,310
>> OH, YOU CAME WITH THE
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00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:21,793
COOKIES.
454
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:24,172
>> HI EVERYONE.
455
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,103
I'M GLAD EVERYBODY BROUGHT WINE.
456
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,103
>> YOUR NEIGHBOR IS HERE.
457
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,862
>> HELLO, VINNY.
458
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:31,000
>> HI.
459
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,344
HOW YOU DOING?
460
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,551
>> SO HI.
461
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:35,310
>> HOW ARE YOU?
462
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,793
>> YOU ARE LATE.
463
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,103
THEY SAY YOU LIVE ON STATEN
464
00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:40,965
ISLAND.
465
00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:41,620
>> MY NEIGHBOR.
466
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,586
>> MY NEIGHBOR?
467
00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:43,172
>> YEAH.
468
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,448
>> YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
469
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,000
>> I GOT YOU THIS.
470
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,413
>> OH, THANK YOU.
471
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,137
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
472
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,000
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU --
473
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,379
>> WHAT IS THAT?
474
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,413
>> DRIED FRUIT.
475
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,034
>> I TOLD YOU.
476
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:55,724
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
477
00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:58,000
SOMEBODY WILL HAVE IT, I'M SURE.
478
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000
>> VINNY WAS SO NICE YOU INVITED
479
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,275
ANGELINA.
480
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,482
>> SHE REALLY WENT TO SCHOOL TO
481
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:03,206
YOU?
482
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,241
>> THEY GO TO THE SAME GYM.
483
00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:09,310
>> GUESS WHAT, PAULA, YOUR BOY
484
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,655
VINNY HERE AND ANGELINA ARE
485
00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:12,137
SECRETLY IN LOVE.
486
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:15,448
CHECK THIS OUT.
487
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,275
>> OH, BOY.
488
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,379
THE TENSION IN THIS HOUSE, YOU
489
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:20,275
CAN CUT IT WITH A KNIFE.
490
00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:22,103
>> EVERYBODY TALKS BAD ABOUT
491
00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:23,172
EACH OTHER BUT THIS ONE --
492
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,275
>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
493
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:28,620
>> YOU'RE [BLEEP] CHEATING.
494
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,689
>> I'M NOT CHEATING.
495
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,517
>> YOU WENT OUT WITH ROB
496
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,103
KARDASHIAN.
497
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,068
>> THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOMENT
498
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:35,793
IN JERZEY SHORE HISTORY.
499
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:39,379
>> SHUT UP -- [BLEEP]
500
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:40,620
>> I HATE HIM.
501
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,793
I CAN'T STAND VINNY.
502
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:47,965
>> RONNIE, CHECK THIS OUT, BRO.
503
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:48,862
>> OH!
504
00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:51,172
>> ME AND ANGELINA NEED SOME
505
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:51,413
PRIVACY.
506
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:58,379
>> GOING TO LET YOU SMUSH, BRO.
507
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,620
WE AIN'T EVEN GOING TO BOTHER
508
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:01,000
YOU, BRO.
509
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,310
>> PAULY, ARE YOU LITTLE JEALOUS
510
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,206
OF THIS WHOLE THING?
511
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,137
>> OF DOORS, HE'S MINE.
512
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,620
>> IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, MY
513
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:08,827
QUESTION TO YOU IS WHY DID YOU
514
00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:09,724
BANG ME, THEN.
515
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,620
>> QUESTION TO YOU, WHY DID YOU
516
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,379
BANG HER, THEN.
517
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:15,103
>> IN STATEN ISLAND, MAYBE THIS
518
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,896
IS THEIR WAY OF FLIRTING.
519
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,344
>> HAMSTER CAGE.
520
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,448
>> I WANT TO PUT THE HAMSTER IN
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00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,965
THE STRIPPER SHOWER BECAUSE IT
522
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:25,241
LOOKS LIKE LITTLE HAMSTER CAGE.
523
00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:25,517
YOU KNOW.
524
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,000
>> WHAT YOU DID SMACK HIM FOR.
525
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,344
>> THAT'S THE FIRST TIME VINNY
526
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:31,172
EVER GOT SMACKED IN HIS WHOLE
527
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:31,379
LIFE.
528
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,448
>> SHE DID IT, SHE DID IT.
529
00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:34,724
SHE SMACKED ME.
530
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,000
THAT ONE OVER THERE.
531
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,310
>> I WANT TO BEG YOU FOR [BLEEP]
532
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,275
>> ALREADY BEEN THERE, DONE
533
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:40,689
THAT.
534
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:41,310
WASN'T THAT GREAT.
535
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,517
>> FACTS.
536
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:42,965
>> WHATEVER.
537
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,862
GROW UP AND GO TO SLEEP.
538
00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:47,275
I CAN'T WITH THIS [BLEEP] KID.
539
00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:47,655
I CAN'T.
540
00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:49,241
>> HOLD UP, LET'S TALK ABOUT
541
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,482
THIS FOR A SECOND.
542
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:52,448
WHAT THE HEALTH, ANGELINA.
543
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,413
>> IT IS NOT A ONE-WAY STREET.
544
00:16:54,413 --> 00:17:11,448
>> LET'S GO TO ANOTHER CLIP.
545
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,896
>> SO DO YOU THE SWEET POTATO
546
00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:15,000
WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS, BAKED.
547
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,586
>> YEAH.
548
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,137
>> MY GRANDMOTHER DOES THAT.
549
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,551
IT IS SO GOOD.
550
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:23,000
>> IS THAT AN ITALIAN SOMETHING.
551
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,586
>> THAT'S AMERICAN.
552
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:26,344
>> YOU CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING.
553
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,793
>> SERVICE DAY YOU CELEBRATE
554
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:29,137
THANKSGIVING.
555
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:39,517
>> EVERY SUNDAY.
556
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,689
>> WHAT THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS
557
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:42,862
DO YOU HAVE.
558
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,413
>> THANKSGIVING WITH ALL THE
559
00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:47,241
STRAY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE.
560
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:49,344
>> FRIENDSGIVING IS A BIG THING.
561
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,965
I'M GLAD WE'RE DOING IT.
562
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,310
>> WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
563
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,275
>> I'M THANKFUL TO BE ALIVE.
564
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:56,931
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU TO BE
565
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:57,206
OUR UNCLE.
566
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,206
>> I NEVER HAD A CRAZY UNCLE.
567
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,551
>> I LOVE YOU BACK.
568
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:03,448
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR A VERY CRAZY
569
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,620
THING THAT HAPPENED, WHICH WAS
570
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,724
YOU GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
571
00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:11,241
>> I WISH I WAS THERE, I WOULD
572
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,137
HAVE KILLED THE --
573
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:14,241
>> IT MADE US CARE AND
574
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,482
APPRECIATE YOU, ALL OF US.
575
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,034
>> IT BROUGHT US CLOSER.
576
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:17,896
>> YEAH.
577
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:22,103
>> REMEMBER HOW MUCH BACKLASH?
578
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,000
PEOPLE WEREN'T READY TO SEE A
579
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,172
GUY HURT A GIRL.
580
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,000
THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN.
581
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,758
>> HE WAS A FIGHTER, TOO.
582
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,827
HE KNEW HOW TO THROW A PUNCH.
583
00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:35,241
>> YOU PUNCH LIKE A -- BRO.
584
00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:36,517
>> COME AT ME, BRO.
585
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:41,034
>> I'M SCREAMING, GETTING SHOTS
586
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:42,862
FOR VINNY AND RON.
587
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,206
THOSE GUYS TOOK OUR SHOTS.
588
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,827
>> THAT'S NOT FOR YOU.
589
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:47,275
[BLEEP]
590
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:48,344
THAT'S NOT FOR YOU.
591
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:48,862
WHO ARE YOU?
592
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,034
>> YOU CAN SEE IN THE GUY'S
593
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,241
FACE, HE'S WASTED.
594
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,172
>> STOP STEALING OUR SHOTS.
595
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:57,482
>> I'M SCARED.
596
00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:58,586
>> WHOA!
597
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:08,068
>> I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM.
598
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,965
>> THAT KID IS NEVER GOING TO BE
599
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,448
ABLE TO WALK THIS EARTH AGAIN.
600
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:13,103
>> THAT HURT.
601
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:14,793
I THOUGHT MY TEETH FELL OUT.
602
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:17,586
>> I THOUGHT YOUR TEETH FELL
603
00:19:17,586 --> 00:19:18,620
OUT, THE WAY YOU WERE BLEEDING.
604
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,827
>> WE ALL GOT NEW TEETH ANYWAYS.
605
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,241
>> I FEEL LIKE BEFORE THAT
606
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:24,827
MOMENT, I WAS AN OUT CAST.
607
00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:27,034
NO ONE REALLY TALKED TO ME.
608
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,448
I HATED EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY
609
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:29,724
WERE SO MEAN TO ME.
610
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:31,448
BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT MADE
611
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,310
EVERYONE REALIZE, OH, WE
612
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:33,862
ACTUALLY LIKE HER.
613
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,517
>> YOU AND I SAT UNTIL THE
614
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,034
AMBULANCE UNTIL THE SUN CAME OUT
615
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:39,068
MAKING SURE YOU WERE OKAY AND I
616
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:42,241
REMEMBER THINKING, I CAN NEVER
617
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:43,517
LEAVE THIS GIRL'S SIDE AGAIN.
618
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,000
>> THANK YOU.
619
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,034
>> WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
620
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:52,586
>> I NEVER MADE YOU RUM JUICE?
621
00:19:52,586 --> 00:19:53,034
>> NO.
622
00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:59,931
>> EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE RUM
623
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,551
JUICE.
624
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:02,689
WATERMELON, SELTZER WATER.
625
00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:10,758
>> IT IS THANKSGIVING SO DRAN SO
626
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:11,068
CRANBERRIES.
627
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,551
WE WILL MAKE IT REAL FESTIVE.
628
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,000
>> YOU'RE NOT MAKING THAT FOR
629
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,034
THE BABY, THE BABY'S BOTTLE.
630
00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:18,172
>> VIRGIN.
631
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:20,206
>> YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING
632
00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:20,448
VIRGIN.
633
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:21,758
>> WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
634
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:24,482
HAVE AKNOWN A VIRGIN.
635
00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:29,172
>> 50-YEARS.
636
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,172
>> THE DRINK TABLE.
637
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:33,000
>> ONE THING I'M THANKFUL FOR, I
638
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,551
AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS
639
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:35,793
FIGHTING IN THE HOUSE.
640
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:37,724
YOU GIRLS WERE WORSE THAN I WAS.
641
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:39,689
>> YOU HAD THE MOST FIGHTS
642
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:40,068
TOGETHER.
643
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,793
>> ME AND MIKE HAD THE MOST
644
00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:43,344
ARGUMENTS AND THEN THE ONE
645
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:43,551
FIGHT.
646
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:44,034
IT WAS BUILD UP.
647
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,413
>> THAT WAS A SCARY FIGHT.
648
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:49,000
>> LET'S DO A TOAST TO ME NOT
649
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,620
BEING THE ONLY CRAZY -- FIGHTING
650
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,344
IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU GIRLS
651
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:54,931
WERE WORSE THAN I WAS.
652
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:55,586
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
653
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,068
>> RUDE.
654
00:20:57,068 --> 00:21:00,137
THERE IS A LOT OF -- GIRLS AT
655
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:02,620
CLUB 21 TONIGHT, IT SO ANNOYING.
656
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:03,793
>> FALL BACK.
657
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:09,034
>> I WAS ANGRY, LIKE BACK THE
658
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:09,551
[BLEEP]
659
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:12,000
>> REALLY -- I WILL [BLEEP]
660
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,103
KNOCK YOU OUT.
661
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:13,793
>> OH.
662
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:17,862
>> I NEED TO STICK UP FOR MY
663
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:20,793
GIRL, SO I JUMP IN AND GO LIKE
664
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:24,275
SCORE MONKEY.
665
00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:27,620
>> I'M PULLING SOME GIRLS HAIR
666
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,034
AND SOME GIRL IS PULLING MY HAIR
667
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:34,655
AND I REALIZE IT IS MY MEATBALL,
668
00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:34,862
DEENA.
669
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:36,862
>> YOU DID A LOT IN ITALY.
670
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,862
I WAS ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR
671
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,586
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GET
672
00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:42,241
LOCKED UP IN ITALY AND COULDN'T
673
00:21:42,241 --> 00:21:42,517
COME HOME.
674
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:44,379
>> RONNIE AND I LEAVE AND SEE
675
00:21:44,379 --> 00:21:46,000
THIS GUY ANDING HIS GIRLFRIEND
676
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,758
AT THE BAR MAKING FUN OF US THE
677
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:48,413
WHOLE NIGHT.
678
00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:51,344
THEY FOLLOW US AND HARASS US.
679
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:57,241
>> I'M NOT FROM STAND STATEN,
680
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:57,758
BRO.
681
00:21:57,758 --> 00:22:00,448
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
682
00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:04,172
>> I KNEW THE GUY WANTED TO
683
00:22:04,172 --> 00:22:04,689
FIGHT.
684
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,206
ANGELINA IS ANTAGONIZING IT.
685
00:22:06,206 --> 00:22:10,448
>> IS THAT A FAKE LOUIS VUITTON?
686
00:22:10,448 --> 00:22:12,482
IS THAT SUN DRESS?
687
00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:13,896
MY GRANDMA WEARS THAT.
688
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:18,448
>> STOP.
689
00:22:18,448 --> 00:22:20,931
STOP YOU'RE ANTAGONIZING IT,
690
00:22:20,931 --> 00:22:21,103
SAM.
691
00:22:21,103 --> 00:22:23,965
>> RONNIE PUSHES ME, I'M LIKE,
692
00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:25,793
I'M OUT AND I JUST WALK.
693
00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:27,103
IT WENT DOWNHILL.
694
00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:30,827
>> I DIDN'T LIKE HOW SHE WAS
695
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:31,241
ANTAGONIZING THAT.
696
00:22:31,241 --> 00:22:32,758
>> YOU' MAKING IT WORSE.
697
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,000
YOU'RE ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE.
698
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,448
>> WHAT SWING IS THAT?
699
00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:52,172
OH!
700
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:52,379
WEDGY.
701
00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:53,034
DON'T TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW.
702
00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:54,724
>> YOU WERE RIGHT TO HAVE THAT
703
00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:55,172
EMOTION.
704
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:57,758
>> I WAS TRYING NOT TO FIGHT.
705
00:22:57,758 --> 00:22:59,827
I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
706
00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:03,241
>> IS EVERYBODY ON A SHORT
707
00:23:03,241 --> 00:23:03,448
LEASH?
708
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,896
>> YELLING AT US AND STARTED
709
00:23:05,896 --> 00:23:06,758
MAKING FUN OF SNOOKI.
710
00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:09,724
>> WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
711
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:11,137
WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
712
00:23:11,137 --> 00:23:12,517
>> YOU DON'T CALL MY FRIENDS
713
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:12,689
FAT.
714
00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:14,862
>> YOU WERE NOT, YOU WERE A
715
00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:15,137
MEATBALL.
716
00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:17,241
>> THAT'S FAT.
717
00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:17,517
[LAUGHTER]
718
00:23:17,517 --> 00:23:20,862
>> SHE CALLED HER FAT AND THAT
719
00:23:20,862 --> 00:23:25,103
TRIGGERED ME.
720
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:28,482
>> I WANTED TO [BLEEP] THIS
721
00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:33,000
GIRL'S WHOLE LIFE UP.
722
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,206
I'M, LIKE, DUMB -- GRABBED MY
723
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,275
FAKE HAIR.
724
00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:39,241
I HATE HAIR PULLERS.
725
00:23:39,241 --> 00:23:40,517
PEOPLE AREN'T READY BECAUSE I'M
726
00:23:40,517 --> 00:23:43,655
LEFT HANDED, SO NOBODY IS
727
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,827
EXPECTING A LEFT.
728
00:23:45,827 --> 00:23:49,000
OUR SECURITY, I WAS LIKE, NO,
729
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,482
SHE'S MINE.
730
00:23:49,482 --> 00:23:52,000
I'M GOING TO DO BACK FLIPS ON
731
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,965
SOMEBODY.
732
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:56,068
I PHYSICALLY ONLY SAW ONE FIGHT
733
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:56,482
OF MINE.
734
00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:59,241
>> LIKE I'M WATCHING TV WITH YOU
735
00:23:59,241 --> 00:24:01,103
GUYS, I'M WATCHING EVERY DAY, I
736
00:24:01,103 --> 00:24:04,000
LOVE YOUR SHOW.
737
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,241
>> HIJACKED THE SCENE.
738
00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:07,068
I NEED MORE CAMERA TIME.
739
00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:09,034
I NEED MORE CAMERA TIME.
740
00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:11,275
>> GET OUT OF HERE, WE'RE ALMOST
741
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:11,482
DONE.
742
00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:13,379
>> THANK GOD WE'RE NOT GOING TO
743
00:24:13,379 --> 00:24:14,862
BE FIGHTING TODAY.
744
00:24:14,862 --> 00:24:16,413
>> IT IS STILL EARLY.
745
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:25,896
>> FACT.
746
00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:28,344
>> IN THE ITALIAN HOUSEHOLD WE
747
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:29,793
LEAVE THE COOKING TO THE
748
00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:30,344
EXPERTS.
749
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,620
GUYS DO THE GUY THING, PLAY
750
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:33,758
FOOTBALL, BOTCHY BALL.
751
00:24:33,758 --> 00:24:35,137
>> TRY TO GET CLOSE TO THAT
752
00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:35,965
WHITE BALL.
753
00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:37,448
>> AND WE HAVE TO GET MIKE AWAY
754
00:24:37,448 --> 00:24:37,931
FROM THE FOOD.
755
00:24:37,931 --> 00:24:40,241
>> YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE
756
00:24:40,241 --> 00:24:41,724
BLOCK.
757
00:24:41,724 --> 00:24:44,172
>> OH.
758
00:24:44,172 --> 00:24:46,034
>> OH, DAMN.
759
00:24:46,034 --> 00:24:48,965
>> DON'T KNOCK US OUT, THOUGH,
760
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:49,137
BRO.
761
00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:50,310
OH!
762
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:51,758
>> WHO IS CLOSER?
763
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,103
>> ME, OBVIOUSLY, MINE IS
764
00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:54,586
TOUCHING IT.
765
00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:55,137
>> LOOK AT THAT.
766
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:58,517
>> MINE IS HAVING SEX WITH IT.
767
00:24:58,517 --> 00:24:59,620
MINE IS INSIDE OF IT.
768
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:02,724
>> STILL TRYING TO SCORE, BABY.
769
00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:04,862
>> THIS GUY HAS BEEN TRYING TO
770
00:25:04,862 --> 00:25:05,965
SCORE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
771
00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:07,241
>> ALL THIS SCORING THAT I'M
772
00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:09,448
DOING IS REMINDING OF ALL THE
773
00:25:09,448 --> 00:25:11,068
SCORING THAT WE USED TO DO BACK
774
00:25:11,068 --> 00:25:11,517
IN THE DAY.
775
00:25:11,517 --> 00:25:12,931
>> VERY TRUE.
776
00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:15,482
VERY TRUE, YOUNG JEDI, BUT
777
00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:17,206
SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO BE
778
00:25:17,206 --> 00:25:19,000
GRATEFUL FOR THE SCORING THAT
779
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,482
DIDN'T HAPPEN.
780
00:25:19,482 --> 00:25:20,758
LET'S CHECK THIS OUT, FELLAS.
781
00:25:20,758 --> 00:25:22,551
>> THAT IS JUST AS IMPORTANT.
782
00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:27,344
>> YO, MINE, COME DANCE WITH ME.
783
00:25:27,344 --> 00:25:29,034
>> I KNOW THAT DEENA WANTS TO
784
00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:30,344
MAKE OUT WITH MIKE BUT DOESN'T
785
00:25:30,344 --> 00:25:32,310
WANT TO BE TOO FORWARD ABOUT IT.
786
00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:34,965
>> COME HERE, I'M SO HORNY.
787
00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:37,896
>> SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.
788
00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:41,448
>> AND THREE SOME WITH SNOOKI
789
00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:42,758
AND DEENA THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
790
00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:45,068
>> MIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT
791
00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:47,310
EVERY LINE YOU SAY LIKE IT'S A
792
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:47,517
PUNCH.
793
00:25:47,517 --> 00:25:49,517
>> LET'S DO IT.
794
00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:53,000
ALL THE SUDDEN, SNOOKS SNEAKS
795
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,482
OUT OF THE BED.
796
00:25:54,482 --> 00:25:56,586
THAT IS LIKE HAVING CHICKEN PIT
797
00:25:56,586 --> 00:25:58,758
ON THE TABLE WITH SALT AND
798
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,000
PEPPER AND THEN SOMEONE TAKES
799
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:01,413
AWAY THE THICKEN.
800
00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:04,448
>> I'M GLAD YOU LIKE TO SNUGGLE.
801
00:26:04,448 --> 00:26:06,034
HOW MUCH GIRLS HAVE YOU SLEPT
802
00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:06,379
WITH?
803
00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:09,862
>> I WAS LOOKING FOR THE THREE
804
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:13,655
SOME AND IT TURNED INTO THE
805
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:13,931
DEE-SOME.
806
00:26:13,931 --> 00:26:15,241
>> WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY, BRO.
807
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,172
>> THE THREE SOME OR DEE-SOME
808
00:26:18,172 --> 00:26:20,275
ALMOST HAPPENED.
809
00:26:20,275 --> 00:26:24,517
BUT I'M THANKFUL FOR THE ONES
810
00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:29,758
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
811
00:26:29,758 --> 00:26:32,000
HAD TO PULL THE EJECT BUTTON.
812
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,275
THEY WERE TRYING TO PULL THE
813
00:26:35,275 --> 00:26:35,689
SNAFU.
814
00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:38,517
>> HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT.
815
00:26:38,517 --> 00:26:39,344
I GOT THIS.
816
00:26:39,344 --> 00:26:41,586
>> SNOOKI HAD A PLAN, LEAVE
817
00:26:41,586 --> 00:26:42,137
DEENA IN THE ROOM.
818
00:26:42,137 --> 00:26:45,241
>> TRIED TO PLAY YOU OUT.
819
00:26:45,241 --> 00:26:48,551
DUDE, REMEMBER THIS?
820
00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:50,827
>> PAULY.
821
00:26:50,827 --> 00:26:52,448
>> IT IS WHAT IT IS.
822
00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:55,655
I DEFINITELY WANT TO SMOOSH
823
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:56,000
PAULY.
824
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,965
WE COULD BE LIKE FRIENDS WITH
825
00:26:57,965 --> 00:26:58,241
BENEFITS.
826
00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:00,379
>> NOT ON THE FIRST DATE.
827
00:27:00,379 --> 00:27:01,379
OH MY GOODNESS.
828
00:27:01,379 --> 00:27:02,724
>> PAULY HOOKED UP WITH DEENA.
829
00:27:02,724 --> 00:27:07,000
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
830
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,931
DEENA WANTS TO SLEEP IN MY BED
831
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:09,172
TONIGHT.
832
00:27:09,172 --> 00:27:12,000
>> I TRIED, TO I REALLY DID.
833
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,068
>> PAULY, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
834
00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:14,689
SEX.
835
00:27:14,689 --> 00:27:16,310
>> IT WILL CAUSE OUR FRIEND SHIP
836
00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:17,758
TO GO MESSED UP.
837
00:27:17,758 --> 00:27:18,724
SHE IS LIKE MY FRIEND.
838
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,827
THAT IS WEIRD.
839
00:27:20,827 --> 00:27:21,931
COULD YOU THINK?
840
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,344
COULD YOU IMAGINE?
841
00:27:23,344 --> 00:27:26,103
WE MADE OUT IN THE CLUB, THOUGH.
842
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,310
LIKE CHASING MY THROAT.
843
00:27:27,310 --> 00:27:29,931
>> YOU WERE LIKE CHEWING EACH
844
00:27:29,931 --> 00:27:30,758
OTHER'S TONGUES.
845
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:32,586
>> MY, HOW THE TIMES HAVE
846
00:27:32,586 --> 00:27:32,827
CHANGED.
847
00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:35,517
>> NEVER FALL IN LOVE AT THE
848
00:27:35,517 --> 00:27:36,310
JERZEY SHORE.
849
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:38,137
YOU BEING SWEET RIGHT NOW?
850
00:27:38,137 --> 00:27:38,482
YEAH.
851
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:40,241
IS THERE ANY SORT OF ATTRACTION
852
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:40,689
AT ALL?
853
00:27:40,689 --> 00:27:40,965
ANYTHING?
854
00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:41,310
>> YEAH.
855
00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:43,241
>> I WAS ACTUALLY EXCITED TO GO
856
00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:44,413
IN TO WORK WITH MIKE.
857
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,586
>> YOU DID REALIZE WE WOULD BE
858
00:27:46,586 --> 00:27:47,275
GOOD TOGETHER.
859
00:27:47,275 --> 00:27:49,206
>> WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD
860
00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:49,482
TOGETHER.
861
00:27:49,482 --> 00:27:51,965
>> ME AND SAM, IT IS NOT A
862
00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:53,482
MATTER OF IF SHE WANTS TO HOOK
863
00:27:53,482 --> 00:27:55,379
UP WITH ME, IT IS A MATTER OF
864
00:27:55,379 --> 00:27:56,000
WHEN I DECIDE.
865
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,724
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD
866
00:27:57,724 --> 00:27:58,068
NIGHT.
867
00:27:58,068 --> 00:28:01,241
THE SITUATION NEVER FAILS.
868
00:28:01,241 --> 00:28:03,862
I SEE SAMMY HOOKING UP WITH
869
00:28:03,862 --> 00:28:05,965
RONNIE AND I WAS, LIKE, WHAT?
870
00:28:05,965 --> 00:28:08,000
I SAW WITH YOU RONNIE.
871
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,068
OH, OH, OH.
872
00:28:09,068 --> 00:28:10,517
HAD TO DO THE CONFRONTATION
873
00:28:10,517 --> 00:28:11,172
RIGHT THERE.
874
00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:12,896
>> YOU'RE ABOUT TO BEAT HER UP.
875
00:28:12,896 --> 00:28:15,000
>> IF I'M ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY
876
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,241
IN THE HOUSE WHY SHOULD I HOLD
877
00:28:17,241 --> 00:28:18,827
BACK TO ANYTHING?
878
00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:20,034
I'M NOT TIED DOWN TO ANYBODY.
879
00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:21,793
>> YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER RIGHT
880
00:28:21,793 --> 00:28:22,344
IN THE BEGINNING.
881
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:25,413
>> I DID, BUT FOR SOME REASON.
882
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,689
>> HISTORY WOULD BE CHANGED.
883
00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:29,517
>> THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A
884
00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:33,413
SECOND, IF HE HOOKED UP WITH
885
00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:38,482
SAMMY, NO NOTE, NO FIGHTING, NO
886
00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:39,344
ROBBERY.
887
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,482
>> SERIOUS RAMIFICATIONS.
888
00:28:42,482 --> 00:28:45,413
>> RAMMY TAUGHT US WHAT NOT TO
889
00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:45,931
DO.
890
00:28:45,931 --> 00:28:49,344
>> WOULD IT HAVE BEEN "MAMMY"
891
00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:50,137
INSTEAD OF RAMMY.
892
00:28:50,137 --> 00:28:53,379
>> WE HAVE A LOT TO BE THANKFUL
893
00:28:53,379 --> 00:28:55,275
FOR AND EVEN MORE TO BE THANKFUL
894
00:28:55,275 --> 00:29:00,586
FOR SO WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK FOR
895
00:29:00,586 --> 00:29:08,103
JERZEY SHORE'S FRIENDSGIVING.
896
00:29:08,103 --> 00:29:12,862
>> ONION SALAD.
897
00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:18,482
-- SALAD.
898
00:29:18,482 --> 00:29:19,034
[BABBLING]
899
00:29:19,034 --> 00:29:19,241
SALAD.
900
00:29:19,241 --> 00:29:20,241
>> I MADE A LITTLE PLATE.
901
00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:22,103
>> IT IS DEFINITELY DIFFERENT,
902
00:29:22,103 --> 00:29:23,827
NOT HAVING OUR MEATBALL DAYS IN
903
00:29:23,827 --> 00:29:24,206
THE HOUSE.
904
00:29:24,206 --> 00:29:26,379
>> I'M SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU.
905
00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:28,068
>> I AM THANKFUL FOR MY
906
00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:29,241
MEATBALL, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN
907
00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:30,448
THROUGH THIS ALL.
908
00:29:30,448 --> 00:29:32,827
GETTING WASTED, DOING CRAZY
909
00:29:32,827 --> 00:29:33,344
[BLEEP]
910
00:29:33,344 --> 00:29:35,000
I LOVE THE FACT THAT 10-YEARS
911
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,551
LATER WHICH STILL HAVE THIS
912
00:29:36,551 --> 00:29:36,758
BOND.
913
00:29:36,758 --> 00:29:38,586
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
914
00:29:38,586 --> 00:29:40,965
>> THROUGH ONE OF HER
915
00:29:40,965 --> 00:29:41,689
EX-BOYFRIENDSISM CAST HER FOR
916
00:29:41,689 --> 00:29:43,620
THE SHOW AND I WAS ACTUALLY -- I
917
00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:45,413
ACTUALLY GOT ON AND THEN I HAD
918
00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:47,241
SOME FAMILY ISSUES SO I DIDN'T
919
00:29:47,241 --> 00:29:47,551
GO.
920
00:29:47,551 --> 00:29:49,413
SHE CALLED ME FROM THE HOUSE.
921
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:50,310
>> I WAS SOUP SET.
922
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,275
>> MISERABLE.
923
00:29:51,275 --> 00:29:53,172
>> EVERYONE IS IN THE HOUSE,
924
00:29:53,172 --> 00:29:54,310
EVERYONE SUCKS, NO ONE IS
925
00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:58,206
DRINKING WITH ME, WHERE ARE YOU.
926
00:29:58,206 --> 00:30:00,724
>> I'M THANKFUL TO NICOLE FOR
927
00:30:00,724 --> 00:30:01,827
BRINGING ME BACK.
928
00:30:01,827 --> 00:30:02,896
AND THANK YOU FOR LEAVING SO I
929
00:30:02,896 --> 00:30:04,482
WAS ABLE TO COME AND BE THEIR
930
00:30:04,482 --> 00:30:04,758
ROOMMATE.
931
00:30:04,758 --> 00:30:07,103
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
932
00:30:07,103 --> 00:30:07,379
[LAUGHTER]
933
00:30:07,379 --> 00:30:09,275
>> THANKFUL FOR ANGELINA.
934
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,000
>> EVEN THOUGH MY FIRST NIGHT IN
935
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,172
THE HOUSE WAS A HOT MESS.
936
00:30:12,172 --> 00:30:13,379
>> I LOVE THIS.
937
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:18,482
>> YOU GUYS THINK I SPIRALED THE
938
00:30:18,482 --> 00:30:19,827
FIRST NIGHT, CHECK OUT DEENA.
939
00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:23,275
>> HI, I'M YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.
940
00:30:23,275 --> 00:30:25,034
NIGHT TO MEET YOU.
941
00:30:25,034 --> 00:30:25,413
DOUBLE TROUBLE.
942
00:30:25,413 --> 00:30:27,344
>> I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE
943
00:30:27,344 --> 00:30:27,517
HOT.
944
00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:30,793
>> SO WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
945
00:30:30,793 --> 00:30:31,068
>> JERSEY.
946
00:30:31,068 --> 00:30:31,965
>> WHERE?
947
00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:36,689
I LIVE IN JERSEY ALSO WHAT PART.
948
00:30:36,689 --> 00:30:38,793
>> SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY HI TO
949
00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,103
SAM AND SAM WAS LIKE --
950
00:30:40,103 --> 00:30:41,896
>> EVEN SAM TO THIS DAY, I
951
00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:42,551
WASN'T NICE TO YOU.
952
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:43,344
>> I WAS MEAN.
953
00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:45,379
>> SHE IS LAUGHING AT ME.
954
00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:46,724
>> SHE IS NOT LAUGHING AT YOU.
955
00:30:46,724 --> 00:30:47,137
>> SHE IS.
956
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,827
>> NO, HAVE' NOT.
957
00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:50,103
>> I DEFINITELY AM.
958
00:30:50,103 --> 00:30:52,448
>> I TRIED TO BE NICE TO THIS
959
00:30:52,448 --> 00:30:52,655
GIRL.
960
00:30:52,655 --> 00:30:53,655
>> WHO?
961
00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:55,793
>> I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELM I DO.
962
00:30:55,793 --> 00:31:01,551
>> YOU LAUGHED AT ME FOR NO
963
00:31:01,551 --> 00:31:07,103
REASON.
964
00:31:07,103 --> 00:31:08,586
>> WHORY TALKING TO.
965
00:31:08,586 --> 00:31:10,724
>> SHUT UP, YOU STUPID [BLEEP]
966
00:31:10,724 --> 00:31:17,000
>> HERE IT COMES.
967
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,344
>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- IT KIND
968
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:22,413
OF PUT ME INTO A REAL BIG SPIRAL
969
00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:22,793
THE FIRST TIME.
970
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,689
I WAS A HOT MESS.
971
00:31:24,689 --> 00:31:25,586
I CAME IN HOT.
972
00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:28,482
>> WE SAW YOUR --
973
00:31:28,482 --> 00:31:28,724
>> YES.
974
00:31:28,724 --> 00:31:30,586
>> FINAL YOUR COWBOY HAT.
975
00:31:30,586 --> 00:31:31,724
>> HERE IS YOUR COWBOY HAT.
976
00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:32,931
>> I CAN SEE IT NOW.
977
00:31:32,931 --> 00:31:40,689
I CAN SEE IT, YOU LOOK GOOD.
978
00:31:40,689 --> 00:31:42,689
SO YOU WAVE IT IN THE AIR AND
979
00:31:42,689 --> 00:31:42,896
STUFF.
980
00:31:42,896 --> 00:31:43,586
>> MY PARTY HAT.
981
00:31:43,586 --> 00:31:46,793
>> AND THE BIKINI, LIKE THIS AND
982
00:31:46,793 --> 00:31:48,517
JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
983
00:31:48,517 --> 00:31:50,517
>> WHOA!
984
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:53,068
>> THAT'S THAT KOOKA.
985
00:31:53,068 --> 00:31:55,000
>> IT LOOKS LIKE GOOD TIME.
986
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,931
>> I WAS TRYING TO SHOW MY
987
00:31:56,931 --> 00:31:59,689
BATHING SUIT AND THEN THE BOTTOM
988
00:31:59,689 --> 00:32:01,965
GOT CAUGHT ON MY COVER UP AND I
989
00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:05,931
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
990
00:32:05,931 --> 00:32:07,103
>> IT IS REALLY OFF.
991
00:32:07,103 --> 00:32:08,862
>> I REALIZED IT.
992
00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:09,793
I DIDN'T REALIZE --
993
00:32:09,793 --> 00:32:11,931
>> SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS
994
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:12,137
NAKED.
995
00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:15,793
>> NO I CAN'T DO WITHOUT MY
996
00:32:15,793 --> 00:32:16,034
BIKINI.
997
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:18,620
>> I WASN'T MUCH DRAMA BUT I WAS
998
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:20,275
WILD BACK IN MY DAY.
999
00:32:20,275 --> 00:32:26,793
>> YOU WERE A GOOD TIME.
1000
00:32:26,793 --> 00:32:28,137
>> I'M BOMBED RIGHT NOW.
1001
00:32:28,137 --> 00:32:34,275
>> THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
1002
00:32:34,275 --> 00:32:36,689
>> DEENA, YOU LIVED YOUR BEST
1003
00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:36,896
LIFE.
1004
00:32:36,896 --> 00:32:38,034
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
1005
00:32:38,034 --> 00:32:39,586
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1006
00:32:39,586 --> 00:32:40,896
>> THE CARS, THEY HAD MUSIC.
1007
00:32:40,896 --> 00:32:42,655
>> SHE IS RUNNING.
1008
00:32:42,655 --> 00:32:43,310
>> NO, NO.
1009
00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:44,206
>> COME HERE.
1010
00:32:44,206 --> 00:32:45,275
>> I LOOK SKINNY.
1011
00:32:45,275 --> 00:32:45,931
>> AMEN.
1012
00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,862
>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
1013
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:50,000
>> YOU'RE DRUNK AND YOU'RE
1014
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
DANCING IN THE STREET, BLOCKING
1015
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,241
TRAFFIC.
1016
00:32:52,241 --> 00:32:56,344
>> DIDN'T I DIDN'T KNOW, I'.
1017
00:32:56,344 --> 00:32:57,965
>> WHAT WERE YOU CHARGED?
1018
00:32:57,965 --> 00:32:59,413
>> NOT USING THE SIDEWALK.
1019
00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:02,724
>> MY MOM WAS NOT HAPPY.
1020
00:33:02,724 --> 00:33:04,655
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THE
1021
00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:06,103
JUDGE, YOU'RE HAVING A MEATBALL
1022
00:33:06,103 --> 00:33:06,275
DAY?
1023
00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,551
>> YES THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING.
1024
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:11,793
>> I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE IT UP TO
1025
00:33:11,793 --> 00:33:12,137
DEENA'S KOOKA.
1026
00:33:12,137 --> 00:33:15,517
IT IS A WONDERFUL KOOKA AND HOW
1027
00:33:15,517 --> 00:33:16,448
HOT YOU CAME IN.
1028
00:33:16,448 --> 00:33:17,413
I AM PROUD.
1029
00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:20,310
>> I WAS WILD.
1030
00:33:20,310 --> 00:33:27,965
YOUNG, KOOKA.
1031
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:36,758
>> SMELLS LIKE LOYOLA'S PAS
1032
00:33:36,758 --> 00:33:37,103
IN HERE.
1033
00:33:37,103 --> 00:33:39,275
>> GUYS, I THINK THERE ARE NOT
1034
00:33:39,275 --> 00:33:40,034
ENOUGH CHAIRS.
1035
00:33:40,034 --> 00:33:40,586
THEY ARE OUTSIDE.
1036
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:41,344
>> WE'LL GO.
1037
00:33:41,344 --> 00:33:42,620
>> UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO.
1038
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:43,965
>> NO, NO NO.
1039
00:33:43,965 --> 00:33:44,965
YOU CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH.
1040
00:33:44,965 --> 00:33:49,172
>> LOOK AT THE MUSCLES YOU HAVE.
1041
00:33:49,172 --> 00:33:51,448
>> I'LL WATCH PAULA WITH THESE
1042
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:51,689
CUTLETS.
1043
00:33:51,689 --> 00:33:53,241
>> IT'S CRAZY, MAN.
1044
00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:54,931
WE'VE COME A LONG WAY.
1045
00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:57,793
>> ME AND MIKE, WE'VE DEFINITELY
1046
00:33:57,793 --> 00:33:59,689
GROWN CLOSER AT BROTHERS.
1047
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,068
IT HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS.
1048
00:34:01,068 --> 00:34:03,206
>> THAT'S FOR SURE.
1049
00:34:03,206 --> 00:34:05,034
>> I THINK EVERY SEASON WE WOULD
1050
00:34:05,034 --> 00:34:07,482
TAKE TURNS GOING AT EACH OTHER
1051
00:34:07,482 --> 00:34:08,482
IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
1052
00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:10,310
>> THE EYEBROWS ARE GOING TO
1053
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:12,068
WEIGH HIM DOWN.
1054
00:34:12,068 --> 00:34:14,241
>> IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU, I WOULD
1055
00:34:14,241 --> 00:34:16,275
HAVE CRACKED YOU A LONG TIME
1056
00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:16,448
AGO.
1057
00:34:16,448 --> 00:34:18,724
>> WE ALWAYS FOUGHT BUT NEVER
1058
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:18,965
FOUGHT.
1059
00:34:18,965 --> 00:34:20,241
>> AND NOW THE BEST MAN.
1060
00:34:20,241 --> 00:34:22,793
>> EVERY TIME WE WENT TO ANOTHER
1061
00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:24,551
SHORE HOUSE, WE HAD THESE EVERY
1062
00:34:24,551 --> 00:34:25,896
SINGLE TIME.
1063
00:34:25,896 --> 00:34:28,068
I'VE GOOD SO MANY MEMORIES OF
1064
00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:29,068
US, MAN.
1065
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:29,862
CHECK THIS OUT.
1066
00:34:29,862 --> 00:34:31,931
>> I DEFINITELY THINK MIKE LIKES
1067
00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:32,137
SAMMY.
1068
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:33,758
I THINK HE'S FEELING IT.
1069
00:34:33,758 --> 00:34:35,620
SAMMY CAME UP TO ME AND STARTED
1070
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:36,620
DANCING WITH ME.
1071
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:38,000
I THOUGHT HER AND MIKE HAD A
1072
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,586
LITTLE THING GOING.
1073
00:34:38,586 --> 00:34:41,551
>> I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU, TOO.
1074
00:34:41,551 --> 00:34:42,586
>> I'M ATTRACTED.
1075
00:34:42,586 --> 00:34:45,931
>> MIKE RIGHT NOW IS JEALOUS
1076
00:34:45,931 --> 00:34:47,517
ABOUT ME AND SAMMY BEING
1077
00:34:47,517 --> 00:34:47,793
TOGETHER.
1078
00:34:47,793 --> 00:34:50,896
HE NEEDS TO GET OVER IT.
1079
00:34:50,896 --> 00:34:51,896
>> WE WERE YOUNG.
1080
00:34:51,896 --> 00:34:53,655
>> YEAH, WE WERE.
1081
00:34:53,655 --> 00:34:55,448
>> YOUNG AND DUMB.
1082
00:34:55,448 --> 00:34:57,413
>> YEAH, YOUNG AND DUMB AND
1083
00:34:57,413 --> 00:34:57,689
IMMATURE.
1084
00:34:57,689 --> 00:35:00,448
>> COME ON, SAM.
1085
00:35:00,448 --> 00:35:02,620
HE'S HOOKING UP WITH WHOEVER.
1086
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:05,206
>> IF YOU SAW IT YOU SHOULD TELL
1087
00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:05,379
ME.
1088
00:35:05,379 --> 00:35:07,620
>> WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?
1089
00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:08,000
>> HE DID.
1090
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,793
>> WHATEVER THE NOTE SAID.
1091
00:35:11,793 --> 00:35:12,931
>> PLAYS BOTH COURTS.
1092
00:35:12,931 --> 00:35:15,172
MIKE IS TELLING ME, I'M YOUR
1093
00:35:15,172 --> 00:35:17,827
BOY, I GOT YOUR BACK.
1094
00:35:17,827 --> 00:35:19,241
THE GUY CODE.
1095
00:35:19,241 --> 00:35:23,758
THE SECOND I TURN MY BACK, HE'S
1096
00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:26,620
THE GIRL CODE, YOU [BLEEP]
1097
00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:29,379
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE MY BACK.
1098
00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:31,000
WHAT SKULL IN MIAMI, I CAKE TO
1099
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,103
THIS HOUSE, YOU'RE MAY BOY AND
1100
00:35:33,103 --> 00:35:36,000
ADMITTING IT IS TRUE, NOT HAVING
1101
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,689
MY BAD.
1102
00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:38,551
YOU HAVE GIRL CODE, BRO, YOU
1103
00:35:38,551 --> 00:35:51,172
DIDN'T HAVE GUY CODE.
1104
00:35:51,172 --> 00:36:08,551
>> ALL SUMMER WORKING OUT.
1105
00:36:08,551 --> 00:36:13,000
>>RY >> .
1106
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,344
>> RESENTMENT, GRUDGES.
1107
00:36:16,344 --> 00:36:17,137
YOU KEEP PICKING.
1108
00:36:17,137 --> 00:36:19,137
>> END OF STORY, BOTTOM LINE.
1109
00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,413
>> WE FOUGHT LIKE BROTHERS.
1110
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,620
>> WE MADE UP, TOO.
1111
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:24,551
>> WHENEVER WE LEFT THE SHORE
1112
00:36:24,551 --> 00:36:25,758
HOUSE, WE WOULD PARTY TOGETHER
1113
00:36:25,758 --> 00:36:26,689
IN THE CITY TOGETHER.
1114
00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:29,931
>> HANG OUT.
1115
00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:33,206
IT WAS LIKE [BLEEP] YOU, AND A
1116
00:36:33,206 --> 00:36:35,862
WEEK LATER, BRO.
1117
00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:38,482
>> LISTEN, YOU ARE NOT FAMILY
1118
00:36:38,482 --> 00:36:41,000
UNLESS YOU FIGHT, UNLESS YOU
1119
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,862
GUYS FIGHT.
1120
00:36:41,862 --> 00:36:43,379
LISTEN, THOSE ARE SOME OF OUR
1121
00:36:43,379 --> 00:36:44,931
WORSE MOMENTS.
1122
00:36:44,931 --> 00:36:47,413
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT SOME OF OUR
1123
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:47,758
BEST MOMENTS.
1124
00:36:47,758 --> 00:36:49,241
>> IT'S ONE CLIP.
1125
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,517
>> STARTING NOW.
1126
00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:52,965
>> 3 SECONDS.
1127
00:36:52,965 --> 00:36:55,517
>> I'M HERE, YOU KNOW THAT, NO
1128
00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:57,068
MATTER WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US,
1129
00:36:57,068 --> 00:36:58,689
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
1130
00:36:58,689 --> 00:37:00,620
I'VE BEEN IN THAT PLACE WHERE
1131
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,206
YOU ARE.
1132
00:37:01,206 --> 00:37:03,241
>> EVEN THOUGH WE FOUGHT, I'M
1133
00:37:03,241 --> 00:37:05,413
NOT A BAD-HEARTED GUY AND I
1134
00:37:05,413 --> 00:37:06,551
DON'T WANT TO SEE SOMEBODY IN
1135
00:37:06,551 --> 00:37:07,241
THE CONDITION THAT'S IN.
1136
00:37:07,241 --> 00:37:09,620
>> YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE
1137
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:10,965
BRIDGES YOU BURNT IN THE HOUSE,
1138
00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:11,448
FIX THEM.
1139
00:37:11,448 --> 00:37:11,931
>> ALL RIGHT.
1140
00:37:11,931 --> 00:37:14,206
>> IF YOU WANT TO TALK, LET ME
1141
00:37:14,206 --> 00:37:14,551
KNOW.
1142
00:37:14,551 --> 00:37:15,310
>> OKAY.
1143
00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:17,551
>> I KNOW MORE THAN ANYBODY.
1144
00:37:17,551 --> 00:37:19,068
>> THAT'S WHEN I WAS GIVING YOU
1145
00:37:19,068 --> 00:37:19,551
ADVICE.
1146
00:37:19,551 --> 00:37:20,931
THE TAKENS HAVE TURNED.
1147
00:37:20,931 --> 00:37:30,000
>> WHAT UP?
1148
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,827
>> I AM YOUR BROTHER.
1149
00:37:30,827 --> 00:37:31,206
>> I KNOW.
1150
00:37:31,206 --> 00:37:33,137
>> IT IS A VERY DEEP HISTORY
1151
00:37:33,137 --> 00:37:34,758
BETWEEN ME AND RONNIE, BUT AT
1152
00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,758
THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE A
1153
00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:37,000
FAMILY.
1154
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,103
YOU CAN LEAN ON ALL OF US TO GET
1155
00:37:39,103 --> 00:37:39,827
THROUGH THIS.
1156
00:37:39,827 --> 00:37:42,482
I'VE LEANED ON ALL YOU GUYS TO
1157
00:37:42,482 --> 00:37:44,517
GET THROUGH SOME OF MY STUFF.
1158
00:37:44,517 --> 00:37:47,068
ANY TIME LONNIE NIGHTS THE SICH,
1159
00:37:47,068 --> 00:37:48,172
I WILL BE THERE.
1160
00:37:48,172 --> 00:37:50,896
RONNIE IS MY BROTHER, I LOVE
1161
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:51,172
THAT MAN.
1162
00:37:51,172 --> 00:37:52,517
YOU HAVE THOSE NICE HIGHLIGHTS
1163
00:37:52,517 --> 00:37:55,448
TO FALL BACK ON.
1164
00:37:55,448 --> 00:37:55,827
YOU UNDERSTAND?
1165
00:37:55,827 --> 00:38:04,827
COME HERE, COME ON.
1166
00:38:04,827 --> 00:38:06,551
>> COMING TO MIAMI, I WAS TRYING
1167
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,517
TO SHOW YOU I WAS BETTER PERSON.
1168
00:38:08,517 --> 00:38:10,379
>> WE GET TO VEGAS, HE IS
1169
00:38:10,379 --> 00:38:12,034
SOMEBODY I WANT TO BE FRIENDS
1170
00:38:12,034 --> 00:38:12,241
WITH.
1171
00:38:12,241 --> 00:38:15,344
>> IN MIAMI, YOU WERE NAH, NAH.
1172
00:38:15,344 --> 00:38:20,689
>> I STILL GOT MY GUARD UP, YOU
1173
00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:21,551
DON'T BELIEVE HIM.
1174
00:38:21,551 --> 00:38:23,793
I WILL GO TO SLEEP LIKE THIS.
1175
00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:24,655
>> UNDER THE COVERS.
1176
00:38:24,655 --> 00:38:27,137
>> HE BECAME A BETTER PERSON,
1177
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:29,344
I'M HAPPY, I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE
1178
00:38:29,344 --> 00:38:31,000
THE PERSON YOU ARE NOW YOU CAN
1179
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,206
NOT THE PERSON YOU USED TO BE.
1180
00:38:33,206 --> 00:38:35,241
>> SPEAKING OF TABLES AND
1181
00:38:35,241 --> 00:38:37,000
CHAIRS, WE USED TO TRY TO HIT
1182
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,034
EACH OTHER WITH THAT.
1183
00:38:38,034 --> 00:38:41,034
>> TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
1184
00:38:41,034 --> 00:38:41,793
>> HAVE THEY?
1185
00:38:41,793 --> 00:38:44,655
HOW ABOUT ONE FOR GOOD LUCK.
1186
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:54,206
ONE FOR GOOD MEASURES.
1187
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:57,344
>> HI, GIRLS.
1188
00:38:57,344 --> 00:39:03,000
>> ANGELINA CONSTRUCTION E
1189
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:03,241
CHEESE.
1190
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:04,793
>> WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?
1191
00:39:04,793 --> 00:39:05,310
THERE'S SO MANY.
1192
00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:08,206
>> I MISS BEING PREGNANT FOR THE
1193
00:39:08,206 --> 00:39:08,413
BOSS.
1194
00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:09,275
EVERYONE CATER TO ME.
1195
00:39:09,275 --> 00:39:11,655
>> I WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS,
1196
00:39:11,655 --> 00:39:13,137
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME
1197
00:39:13,137 --> 00:39:13,620
SECOND CHANCE.
1198
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:15,517
IT REALLY MINES THE WORLD TO ME.
1199
00:39:15,517 --> 00:39:17,655
>> I THINK EVERYONE DESERVES A
1200
00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:18,000
SECOND CHANCE.
1201
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,172
>> OR A THIRD.
1202
00:39:19,172 --> 00:39:19,517
>> THANK YOU.
1203
00:39:19,517 --> 00:39:21,275
>> I THINK YOU GOT A THIRD
1204
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:21,517
CHANCE.
1205
00:39:21,517 --> 00:39:24,275
>> YOU PUT US THROUGH A LOT OF
1206
00:39:24,275 --> 00:39:24,620
CRAZY [BLEEP]
1207
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:25,551
>> I DID.
1208
00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:28,137
LET'S WATCH ALL THE CRAZY I DID.
1209
00:39:28,137 --> 00:39:28,689
>> LET'S WATCH.
1210
00:39:28,689 --> 00:39:30,931
>> BUCKLE UP, [BLEEP]
1211
00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:33,758
>> YO, GUYS, I'M OUT.
1212
00:39:33,758 --> 00:39:39,068
>> IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, THAT'S
1213
00:39:39,068 --> 00:39:39,310
ON YOU.
1214
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,206
IF YOU'RE THAT STUPID YOU WANT
1215
00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:44,000
TO LEAVE THE JERSEY SHORE IN THE
1216
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,689
SUMMERTIME.
1217
00:39:44,689 --> 00:39:46,827
>> SHE WAS HERE MAKING FUN OF
1218
00:39:46,827 --> 00:39:49,448
EVERYBODY, MAKING UNNECESSARY
1219
00:39:49,448 --> 00:39:51,413
DRAMA WE DIDN'T NEED.
1220
00:39:51,413 --> 00:39:53,172
>> HELLO, ARE YOU STUPID?
1221
00:39:53,172 --> 00:39:56,620
THEY'RE TAKING THEIR UNDERWEAR
1222
00:39:56,620 --> 00:40:05,344
OFF IN THE JACUZZI, ARE YOU
1223
00:40:05,344 --> 00:40:05,551
DUMB?
1224
00:40:05,551 --> 00:40:09,068
>> A LITTLE [BLEEP]
1225
00:40:09,068 --> 00:40:12,172
>> ANGELINA WANTS US TO BEG
1226
00:40:12,172 --> 00:40:13,379
ANOTHER STAY BUT I DON'T THINK
1227
00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:16,620
ANYBODY IS GOING TO DO THAT.
1228
00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:23,310
GOOD RID RIDDANCE.
1229
00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:24,586
>> I GOT TO GO.
1230
00:40:24,586 --> 00:40:27,448
>> GOOD-BYE.
1231
00:40:27,448 --> 00:40:29,482
>> IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME I
1232
00:40:29,482 --> 00:40:30,068
LIVED WITH THE HOUSE.
1233
00:40:30,068 --> 00:40:32,000
I HAD A CRAZY BOYFRIEND.
1234
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,034
>> DIDN'T YOU GO TO HEADLINERS?
1235
00:40:34,034 --> 00:40:37,724
>> HE CAME AND SHOWED UP AT
1236
00:40:37,724 --> 00:40:38,862
HEADLINERS.
1237
00:40:38,862 --> 00:40:40,896
HE SCREAMED IN MY EAR, I DON'T
1238
00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:42,517
WANT TO BE PART OF THIS.
1239
00:40:42,517 --> 00:40:45,068
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU KNEW WHO I
1240
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,931
WAS DOING, LIVING IN A SHORE
1241
00:40:46,931 --> 00:40:52,344
HOUSE WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE.
1242
00:40:52,344 --> 00:40:55,620
MADE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP, IN A
1243
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,620
RELATIONSHIP AND LIVING IN A
1244
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:59,413
HOUSE WITH ALL SINGLE PEOPLE.
1245
00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:01,241
>> YOU WERE HAVE VERY DRAMATIC.
1246
00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:02,862
>> HE WAS PISSED.
1247
00:41:02,862 --> 00:41:06,000
>> I TOLL HIM TO GO [BLEEP]
1248
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,344
HIMSELF.
1249
00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:07,068
HE WAS UPSET.
1250
00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:10,931
>> AND ME AND YOU AND MIKE AND
1251
00:41:10,931 --> 00:41:12,620
ME WEREN'T IN A GOOD PLACE.
1252
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,034
>> DIDN'T YOU SLAP PAULY?
1253
00:41:14,034 --> 00:41:15,586
>> I DID SLAP PAULY.
1254
00:41:15,586 --> 00:41:16,965
>> YOU ARE A SLAPPING MACHINE.
1255
00:41:16,965 --> 00:41:19,310
>> I AM A SINGLE GIRL, I DO
1256
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,310
WHATEVER I WANT.
1257
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,000
>> I HIT HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE.
1258
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,068
>> SHE WILL BE SO QUICK TO
1259
00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:26,793
LITERALLY PHYSICALLY SLAP
1260
00:41:26,793 --> 00:41:30,793
SOMEBODY.
1261
00:41:30,793 --> 00:41:34,586
>> YOU ARE A SLAPPER, DUDE.
1262
00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:37,000
>> DON'T GET SHOOK.
1263
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,931
IS THIS GOING TO GO TO A
1264
00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:39,689
DECISION, OR IS THERE GOING TO
1265
00:41:39,689 --> 00:41:41,413
BE A KNOCK UP.
1266
00:41:41,413 --> 00:41:43,206
>> YOU DON'T SLAP PAULY, BECAUSE
1267
00:41:43,206 --> 00:41:44,206
HE IS SO NICE.
1268
00:41:44,206 --> 00:41:45,275
WHAT I DID DO?
1269
00:41:45,275 --> 00:41:50,931
>> I THINK YOU HAD A RETURN ON N
1270
00:41:50,931 --> 00:41:51,137
PAULY.
1271
00:41:51,137 --> 00:41:52,344
YOU WERE LIKE, YOU DON'T LIKE
1272
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:52,655
ME.
1273
00:41:52,655 --> 00:41:56,137
>> I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM AND
1274
00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:59,068
WANTED TO MARRY HIM.
1275
00:41:59,068 --> 00:42:01,172
>> YOU HAD THAT THEN?
1276
00:42:01,172 --> 00:42:02,896
YOU STILL WANT TO MARRY HIM.
1277
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:05,655
>> YOU CAME IN AND WERE STILL
1278
00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:06,482
TRYING TO BE --
1279
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:07,862
>> ANGELINA.
1280
00:42:07,862 --> 00:42:10,448
>> STILL HAD A NEVER VIBE AROUND
1281
00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:10,620
YOU.
1282
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:13,620
>> POOPED YOUR PANTS.
1283
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:17,551
YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS.
1284
00:42:17,551 --> 00:42:20,206
>> I SHARTED IN MY PANTS.
1285
00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:22,000
>> IT DOES SMELL LIKE THAT.
1286
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,137
>> IT DOES.
1287
00:42:23,137 --> 00:42:24,724
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT.
1288
00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:26,655
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT LIGHT NOW.
1289
00:42:26,655 --> 00:42:29,620
>> EVERYBODY ALWAYS ASKS ME --
1290
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:35,137
IT REALLY SMELL?
1291
00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:36,172
WAS IT ALLEY?
1292
00:42:36,172 --> 00:42:37,517
>> IT WAS REAL.
1293
00:42:37,517 --> 00:42:38,172
I WAS HAVING FUN.
1294
00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:39,275
>> YOU GREW UP.
1295
00:42:39,275 --> 00:42:39,931
>> FUN TIMES.
1296
00:42:39,931 --> 00:42:41,965
>> AT LEAST YOU DON'T SLAP
1297
00:42:41,965 --> 00:42:43,827
PEOPLE EVERY MORE BUT SHE
1298
00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:45,275
SLAPPED VINNY IN VEGAS.
1299
00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:46,862
>> SHE ALREADY STARTED.
1300
00:42:46,862 --> 00:42:47,448
>> HEY, I DON'T KNOW.
1301
00:42:47,448 --> 00:42:48,827
>> YOU ARE A GOOD TIME, YOU
1302
00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:50,655
NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO
1303
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:51,241
GET WITH ME.
1304
00:42:51,241 --> 00:42:55,034
>> THAT IS A FACT.
1305
00:42:55,034 --> 00:43:05,620
>> LOVE IT.
1306
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:07,655
>> DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME
1307
00:43:07,655 --> 00:43:09,000
DINNER IS?
1308
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,896
>> WHAT I DO WANT OUT FIRST?
1309
00:43:10,896 --> 00:43:12,448
YOU WANTED SALADS OUT?
1310
00:43:12,448 --> 00:43:13,586
WHAT IS GOING ON.
1311
00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:14,137
>> PASTA FIRST.
1312
00:43:14,137 --> 00:43:16,551
>> AND THEN ALL THE MEAT AND THE
1313
00:43:16,551 --> 00:43:16,862
VEGETABLES.
1314
00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:18,482
>> WHY IS IT PASTA FIRST?
1315
00:43:18,482 --> 00:43:19,655
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
1316
00:43:19,655 --> 00:43:23,758
>> I MEAN, I'M NOT MAD ABOUT IT.
1317
00:43:23,758 --> 00:43:25,517
>> YOU EAT EVERY NIGHT.
1318
00:43:25,517 --> 00:43:26,965
GROWING UP, MY MOTHER ALWAYS
1319
00:43:26,965 --> 00:43:27,896
MADE PASTA.
1320
00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:32,137
THAT WAS THE FIRST DOORS EVERY Y
1321
00:43:32,137 --> 00:43:32,344
NIGHT.
1322
00:43:32,344 --> 00:43:35,000
>> ARE WE READY FOR THE PASTA?
1323
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,517
>> I CAN MAKE ROOM.
1324
00:43:37,517 --> 00:43:38,689
>> VIN, VIN.
1325
00:43:38,689 --> 00:43:40,862
>> GOING TO HAVE TO DOESN'T FIST
1326
00:43:40,862 --> 00:43:41,068
THIS.
1327
00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:43,724
>> MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T BEND,
1328
00:43:43,724 --> 00:43:44,448
VINNY.
1329
00:43:44,448 --> 00:43:46,724
GETTING HUNGRY AND CRANKY.
1330
00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:50,965
VIN, VIN, RIGHT HERE.
1331
00:43:50,965 --> 00:43:53,000
>> WHOA.
1332
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
THAT'S THAT LOW CARB PASTA RIGHT
1333
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,862
THERE.
1334
00:43:55,862 --> 00:43:57,586
>> WAIT, I WILL BE RIGHT THERE.
1335
00:43:57,586 --> 00:43:57,793
>> MA.
1336
00:43:57,793 --> 00:43:58,655
>> YEAH, VIN.
1337
00:43:58,655 --> 00:44:00,724
>> SO THIS IS A FRIENDSGIVING
1338
00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,000
GIVING SO YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF
1339
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,103
UNCLE NINO.
1340
00:44:04,103 --> 00:44:05,758
I NEED UNCLE NINO CLEARED OUT OF
1341
00:44:05,758 --> 00:44:06,068
HERE.
1342
00:44:06,068 --> 00:44:08,275
HE IS ALWAYS BEING ANNOYING.
1343
00:44:08,275 --> 00:44:09,793
THIS IS A FRIENDSGIVING AND
1344
00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:11,000
YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
1345
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,758
TELL HIM TO GO SOMEWHERE, GO DO
1346
00:44:13,758 --> 00:44:17,310
SOMETHING, GET SOME ICE.
1347
00:44:17,310 --> 00:44:19,310
>> DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANT ICE?
1348
00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:21,827
>> I'M TRYING TO CUT BACK ON ALL
1349
00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:22,000
ICE.
1350
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,413
>> YOU DID SAY WE NEEDED ICE.
1351
00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:24,241
>> WE NEED ICE.
1352
00:44:24,241 --> 00:44:25,724
>> WE'RE RUNNING LOW.
1353
00:44:25,724 --> 00:44:27,586
>> THE SIZE OVER THERE, I SAW
1354
00:44:27,586 --> 00:44:27,896
IT.
1355
00:44:27,896 --> 00:44:29,172
>> , NO WE NEED MORE.
1356
00:44:29,172 --> 00:44:31,206
>> UNCLE NINO, EVERYBODY IS
1357
00:44:31,206 --> 00:44:40,275
BLOCKED IN EXCEPT FOR YOU.
1358
00:44:40,275 --> 00:44:42,827
>> CAN YOU GO GET SOME ICE
1359
00:44:42,827 --> 00:44:43,068
PLEASE.
1360
00:44:43,068 --> 00:44:44,137
>> WE NEED ICE?
1361
00:44:44,137 --> 00:44:45,310
>> YEAH.
1362
00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:51,000
>> SEND ME TO THE [BLEEP] STORE.
1363
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,344
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, WE MET IN
1364
00:44:53,344 --> 00:44:56,068
THIS HOUSE AS STRANGERS, NOW YOU
1365
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:59,241
GUYS ARE LIFE-LONG FRIENDS.
1366
00:44:59,241 --> 00:45:01,172
THEY SAY IN LIFE, YOU CAN'T PECK
1367
00:45:01,172 --> 00:45:04,206
YOUR FAMILY BUT YOU PICK YOUR
1368
00:45:04,206 --> 00:45:04,448
FRIENDS.
1369
00:45:04,448 --> 00:45:05,724
I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
1370
00:45:05,724 --> 00:45:07,034
AND I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH
1371
00:45:07,034 --> 00:45:08,137
YOU ALL THAT I DON'T THINK WE
1372
00:45:08,137 --> 00:45:09,413
WILL HAVE WITH ANYBODY ELSE THE
1373
00:45:09,413 --> 00:45:10,689
REST OF MY LIFE.
1374
00:45:10,689 --> 00:45:12,482
I WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER
1375
00:45:12,482 --> 00:45:12,793
WAY.
1376
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,034
I WOULD LIKE TO END A NOTING I'M
1377
00:45:15,034 --> 00:45:16,862
GOING TO SAY, OH YEAH,
1378
00:45:16,862 --> 00:45:17,310
FRIENDSGIVING, YEAH.
1379
00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:18,931
>> YOU'RE SCREAMING AT THE
1380
00:45:18,931 --> 00:45:19,137
TABLE.
1381
00:45:19,137 --> 00:45:21,482
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU.
1382
00:45:21,482 --> 00:45:24,896
MY KIDS AND MY HUSBAND.
1383
00:45:24,896 --> 00:45:27,413
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU
1384
00:45:27,413 --> 00:45:28,758
GUYS, ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
1385
00:45:28,758 --> 00:45:32,689
>> SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT NOW.
1386
00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,689
>> IN THIS MOMENT.
1387
00:45:34,689 --> 00:45:36,931
I'M THANKFUL FOR MY MOM.
1388
00:45:36,931 --> 00:45:37,206
DON'T CRY.
1389
00:45:37,206 --> 00:45:38,103
>> I WASN'T GOING TO CRY.
1390
00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:40,206
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY
1391
00:45:40,206 --> 00:45:42,275
AND MY FRIENDS AND MAY LITTLE
1392
00:45:42,275 --> 00:45:44,137
CJ, AND I'M VERY THANKFUL HE IS
1393
00:45:44,137 --> 00:45:46,517
GOING TO GROW UP WITH ALLS AND
1394
00:45:46,517 --> 00:45:47,620
UNCLES LIKE YOU GUYS.
1395
00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,517
>> I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR ALL MY
1396
00:45:50,517 --> 00:45:52,965
FRIENDS AT THIS TABLE THAT ARE
1397
00:45:52,965 --> 00:45:55,758
NOW FAMILY, AND I COULDN'T
1398
00:45:55,758 --> 00:45:56,793
PICTURE MYSELF REALLY GETTING
1399
00:45:56,793 --> 00:45:59,241
THROUGH SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE
1400
00:45:59,241 --> 00:46:00,896
GOTTEN THROUGH THE PAST COUPLE
1401
00:46:00,896 --> 00:46:03,275
WEEK DIDN'T HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.
1402
00:46:03,275 --> 00:46:05,206
>> I QUANTITY TO SAY A FEW YEARS
1403
00:46:05,206 --> 00:46:07,758
-- I WANT TO SAY A FEW YEARS AGO
1404
00:46:07,758 --> 00:46:10,724
WHEN WE LEFT SEASON SIX WE
1405
00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:13,482
WEREN'T AS CLOSE AS WE SHOULD
1406
00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:14,551
HAVE BEEN.
1407
00:46:14,551 --> 00:46:16,206
I'M THANKFUL FOR THE TIME WE HAD
1408
00:46:16,206 --> 00:46:17,862
AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, BECAUSE
1409
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,862
COMING BACK, IT IS AMAZING UPS,
1410
00:46:20,862 --> 00:46:22,793
DOWNS, LIFE LONG FRIENDS FOR
1411
00:46:22,793 --> 00:46:23,241
10-YEARS.
1412
00:46:23,241 --> 00:46:24,689
STRONGER THAN WE EVER HAVE BEEN
1413
00:46:24,689 --> 00:46:27,034
SO THAT IS SOMETHING TO CHEERS
1414
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:27,206
TO.
1415
00:46:27,206 --> 00:46:29,000
>> AMEN.
1416
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,896
>> I'M THANKFUL, HONESTLY FOR
1417
00:46:30,896 --> 00:46:32,931
YOU GUYS LIKE JENNI SAID, WHEN
1418
00:46:32,931 --> 00:46:34,689
WE LEFT THE FINAL SHORE HOUSE WE
1419
00:46:34,689 --> 00:46:36,586
LEFT SEPARATELY AND WE ALL SAID
1420
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:39,000
WE WERE FRIENDS AND WE REALLY
1421
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,310
WEREN'T AND I'M THANKFUL WE HAVE
1422
00:46:41,310 --> 00:46:43,068
A SECOND CHANCE AND YOU'RE BACK
1423
00:46:43,068 --> 00:46:44,931
IN MY LIFE AND YOU WILL BE AUNTS
1424
00:46:44,931 --> 00:46:47,103
AND UNCLES TO MY DAUGHTER, SO
1425
00:46:47,103 --> 00:46:48,689
I'M THANKFUL SHE WILL GROW UP TO
1426
00:46:48,689 --> 00:46:51,379
HAVE A FAMILY LIKE YOU GUYS
1427
00:46:51,379 --> 00:46:53,137
AROUND, HONESTLY.
1428
00:46:53,137 --> 00:46:55,137
>> AMEN.
1429
00:46:55,137 --> 00:46:57,448
>> ANGELINA.
1430
00:46:57,448 --> 00:47:03,275
[LAUGHTER]
1431
00:47:03,275 --> 00:47:04,103
>> OH.
1432
00:47:04,103 --> 00:47:04,827
I'M SO SORRY.
1433
00:47:04,827 --> 00:47:07,862
>> I'M THANKFUL TO BE AT MY
1434
00:47:07,862 --> 00:47:09,586
NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE, VINNY.
1435
00:47:09,586 --> 00:47:12,482
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN
1436
00:47:12,482 --> 00:47:14,586
THIS HOUSE AND I'M GRATEFUL YOU
1437
00:47:14,586 --> 00:47:15,965
GAVE ME A THIRD CHANCE.
1438
00:47:15,965 --> 00:47:18,413
>> THIRD ENGAGEMENT, THIRD NOON
1439
00:47:18,413 --> 00:47:20,206
THIRD TIME IS A CHARGE.
1440
00:47:20,206 --> 00:47:25,034
I LOVES ALL OF YOU.
1441
00:47:25,034 --> 00:47:28,965
>> GUYS, WE'RE SHOOTING A SHOW.
1442
00:47:28,965 --> 00:47:30,517
QUIET ON THE SET.
1443
00:47:30,517 --> 00:47:31,517
>> ANYBODY WANT EXTRA SAUCE.
1444
00:47:31,517 --> 00:47:31,827
>> SO GOOD.
1445
00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:34,172
>> I WILL HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA
1446
00:47:34,172 --> 00:47:35,137
SAUCE, PLEASE.
1447
00:47:35,137 --> 00:47:36,137
THANK YOU.
1448
00:47:36,137 --> 00:47:38,689
>> NOTION MY MOTHER'S COOK --
1449
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,689
NEXT TO MY MOTHER'S COOKING,
1450
00:47:40,689 --> 00:47:42,724
PAULA, VINNY'S MOM IS FANTASTIC.
1451
00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:46,758
I LOVES HER CUTLETS, HER PASTA.
1452
00:47:46,758 --> 00:47:49,448
EVERYTHING SHE COOKS IS
1453
00:47:49,448 --> 00:47:50,000
MAGNIFICENT.
1454
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,275
THERE IS NOT A RESTAURANT ON THE
1455
00:47:52,275 --> 00:47:54,482
PLANET THAT COULD TASTE BETTER
1456
00:47:54,482 --> 00:47:54,758
THAN THIS.
1457
00:47:54,758 --> 00:47:55,379
>> HELL NO.
1458
00:47:55,379 --> 00:47:57,793
>> THE FIRST TIME I WAS FREAKING
1459
00:47:57,793 --> 00:47:59,000
OUT, I HAD NEVER BEEN AWAY FROM
1460
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,137
HOME THAT LONG AND PARTYING THAT
1461
00:48:01,137 --> 00:48:02,344
MUCH AND EVERYTHING.
1462
00:48:02,344 --> 00:48:02,551
AND --
1463
00:48:02,551 --> 00:48:04,413
>> A YOUNGIN'.
1464
00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:06,931
>> I WAS AND I WAS LIKE,
1465
00:48:06,931 --> 00:48:08,896
FREAKING OUT THAN GIVE SEV WHO
1466
00:48:08,896 --> 00:48:10,896
WORKS ON THE SHOW, YO WHAT CAN I
1467
00:48:10,896 --> 00:48:12,482
DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
1468
00:48:12,482 --> 00:48:15,068
YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MALL
1469
00:48:15,068 --> 00:48:15,275
ORING?
1470
00:48:15,275 --> 00:48:16,103
LET'S GO TO THE MALL.
1471
00:48:16,103 --> 00:48:18,103
SO I WENT TO THE MALL AND I WAS
1472
00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:18,758
WALKING AROUND THE MALL.
1473
00:48:18,758 --> 00:48:20,000
>> JUST TO FEEL NORMAL?
1474
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,827
>> JUST TO FEEL NORMAL.
1475
00:48:21,827 --> 00:48:23,000
>> I AM A REAL PERSON.
1476
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,310
>> I BOUGHT A CANDLE.
1477
00:48:25,310 --> 00:48:26,689
>> A CANDLE?
1478
00:48:26,689 --> 00:48:27,965
>> YEAH.
1479
00:48:27,965 --> 00:48:32,275
HOPEFULLY THIS CURES ME.
1480
00:48:32,275 --> 00:48:34,931
>> YOU DID PAY FOR THE CANDLES?
1481
00:48:34,931 --> 00:48:36,827
>> REMEMBER SEASON ONE, BECAUSE
1482
00:48:36,827 --> 00:48:38,551
OF ALL OF THE FIGHTS WE GOT SHUT
1483
00:48:38,551 --> 00:48:40,172
DOWN EARLY, WE WENT TO THE
1484
00:48:40,172 --> 00:48:40,551
MOVIES.
1485
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:41,551
>> THAT WAS AWESOME.
1486
00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:42,724
>> THAT WAS MY FAULT.
1487
00:48:42,724 --> 00:48:43,931
>> IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
1488
00:48:43,931 --> 00:48:45,206
>> RONNIE'S FIGHT.
1489
00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:46,379
>> I KNOCKED A GUY OUT.
1490
00:48:46,379 --> 00:48:46,724
>> THANK YOU.
1491
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:48,241
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
1492
00:48:48,241 --> 00:48:50,758
>> THAT WAS AWESOME.
1493
00:48:50,758 --> 00:48:52,310
OBVIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T AIR US
1494
00:48:52,310 --> 00:48:53,793
WATCHING TV BUT WE WENT TO THE
1495
00:48:53,793 --> 00:48:55,517
MOVIES OFF CAMERA, IT WAS
1496
00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:56,000
AMAZING.
1497
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,241
>> I GOT AN EMBARRASSING ONE BUT
1498
00:48:58,241 --> 00:48:59,724
IT IT IS NOT ON CAMERA.
1499
00:48:59,724 --> 00:49:00,172
>> ALL RIGHT.
1500
00:49:00,172 --> 00:49:02,655
>> AFTER WE WRAPPED, WE HAD NO
1501
00:49:02,655 --> 00:49:05,034
IDEA WHAT THE SHOW WAS GO TO BE
1502
00:49:05,034 --> 00:49:06,965
NAMED, CALLED, WHEN WAS GOING TO
1503
00:49:06,965 --> 00:49:07,137
AIR.
1504
00:49:07,137 --> 00:49:09,172
SOMEONE CALLED ME, THE TRAILER
1505
00:49:09,172 --> 00:49:12,103
IS GOING TO AIR ON THE VMA, STAY
1506
00:49:12,103 --> 00:49:12,310
TUNED.
1507
00:49:12,310 --> 00:49:14,000
I HAD LIKE 50 PEOPLE AT MY HOUSE
1508
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,172
AND THEY NEVER AIRED IT.
1509
00:49:15,172 --> 00:49:18,344
I WAS SO EMBARRASSED.
1510
00:49:18,344 --> 00:49:20,068
>> WE WERE LIKE SKYPING EACH
1511
00:49:20,068 --> 00:49:20,620
OTHER.
1512
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:21,172
>> WE WERE.
1513
00:49:21,172 --> 00:49:25,482
WE WERE SKYPING, WATCHING THE
1514
00:49:25,482 --> 00:49:27,482
VMAs LIVE, WAITING FOR TO AIR.
1515
00:49:27,482 --> 00:49:28,862
>> AFTER WE FILMED WE DIDN'T
1516
00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:32,379
KNOW WHEN IT WAS GOING TO AIR OR
1517
00:49:32,379 --> 00:49:33,551
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
1518
00:49:33,551 --> 00:49:38,793
WE WOULD RAN RANDOMLY SIGH CLD
1519
00:49:38,793 --> 00:49:40,724
MY MOM WOULD FIND THEM AND
1520
00:49:40,724 --> 00:49:45,724
RECORD THEM AND I WOULD SEND
1521
00:49:45,724 --> 00:49:47,275
THEM.
1522
00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:49,206
>> I WOULD HEAR IT AND, IS THAT
1523
00:49:49,206 --> 00:49:50,034
WHAT I SOUND LIKE?
1524
00:49:50,034 --> 00:49:52,827
IT IS GOING TO BE CALLED JERZEY
1525
00:49:52,827 --> 00:49:53,034
SHORE?
1526
00:49:53,034 --> 00:49:55,103
>> I HEARD MYSELF DOING MY HAIR
1527
00:49:55,103 --> 00:49:57,413
WHAT THE [BLEEP], FIRST TIME.
1528
00:49:57,413 --> 00:49:59,000
>> PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
1529
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,586
>> I KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE ON
1530
00:50:00,586 --> 00:50:00,965
TV.
1531
00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:03,344
I DIDN'T KNOW I SOUNDED LIKE
1532
00:50:03,344 --> 00:50:03,551
THAT.
1533
00:50:03,551 --> 00:50:06,275
>> YOUR MOM WOULD FINAL
1534
00:50:06,275 --> 00:50:06,586
EVERYTHING.
1535
00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:08,482
THAT AND THAT WAS BEFORE THE
1536
00:50:08,482 --> 00:50:15,034
INTERNET WAS STILL BIG YET.
1537
00:50:15,034 --> 00:50:17,137
>> THERE WITH A RECORDING
1538
00:50:17,137 --> 00:50:17,896
DEVICE.
1539
00:50:17,896 --> 00:50:18,068
AWE.
1540
00:50:18,068 --> 00:50:20,517
>> ARE YOU READY FOR REAL DINNER
1541
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:20,689
NOW?
1542
00:50:20,689 --> 00:50:21,551
>> APPETIZER.
1543
00:50:21,551 --> 00:50:24,068
>> MIKE, ARE YOU READY FOR
1544
00:50:24,068 --> 00:50:24,310
DINNER.
1545
00:50:24,310 --> 00:50:27,689
>> I GOOD NEWS SAY WOKE UP IN
1546
00:50:27,689 --> 00:50:28,000
FEAST MODE!
1547
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,034
>> MIKE IS STARVING.
1548
00:50:29,034 --> 00:50:30,172
>> I LOVE FRIENDSGIVING THIS
1549
00:50:30,172 --> 00:50:30,724
TIME OF YEAR.
1550
00:50:30,724 --> 00:50:32,344
>> STAY TUNED BECAUSE WHEN WE
1551
00:50:32,344 --> 00:50:34,344
GET BACK WE HAVE EVEN MORE FOOD,
1552
00:50:34,344 --> 00:50:36,310
IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT.
1553
00:50:36,310 --> 00:50:37,724
GUYS, LET'S GO GET THE FOOD.
1554
00:50:37,724 --> 00:50:48,000
>> WHERE IS UNCLE NINO?
1555
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,000
>> FRIENDSGIVING DINNER WITH NO
1556
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,965
[BLEEP] ICE.
1557
00:50:52,965 --> 00:50:54,862
SHOULD BE STORE, I THINK ON THE
1558
00:50:54,862 --> 00:50:57,965
LEFT HERE.
1559
00:50:57,965 --> 00:50:59,172
GOT TO PICK UP ICE.
1560
00:50:59,172 --> 00:51:00,379
AM I FOR REAL?
1561
00:51:00,379 --> 00:51:01,793
>> I'LL GIVE YOU CASH.
1562
00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:09,965
>> BETTER GIVE ME DOUBLE.
1563
00:51:09,965 --> 00:51:11,482
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO
1564
00:51:11,482 --> 00:51:12,448
EAT ANY MORE.
1565
00:51:12,448 --> 00:51:13,448
OKAY, READY?
1566
00:51:13,448 --> 00:51:14,862
>> I'VE GOT THIS TURKEY AND
1567
00:51:14,862 --> 00:51:16,000
THOSE THREE TURKEYS.
1568
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,448
>> ALL RIGHT, PLENTY OF TURKEY.
1569
00:51:18,448 --> 00:51:19,103
>> OH!
1570
00:51:19,103 --> 00:51:20,000
LOOK AT THE BIRD.
1571
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:20,931
>> WE HAVE TWO.
1572
00:51:20,931 --> 00:51:23,517
>> MA WHY ARE THERE TWO TURKEYS.
1573
00:51:23,517 --> 00:51:24,862
>> SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
1574
00:51:24,862 --> 00:51:25,103
ENOUGH.
1575
00:51:25,103 --> 00:51:26,862
>> THIS IS THE SECOND COURSE,
1576
00:51:26,862 --> 00:51:27,103
FELLAS.
1577
00:51:27,103 --> 00:51:30,931
>> TURKEY, CORN, POTATO PIE,
1578
00:51:30,931 --> 00:51:37,000
PEAS, STUFFED MUSHROOMS.
1579
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:37,275
COLLARDS.
1580
00:51:37,275 --> 00:51:40,206
ANOTHER BIRD, CRANBERRY, TOMATO
1581
00:51:40,206 --> 00:51:40,551
SALAD.
1582
00:51:40,551 --> 00:51:41,551
>> I DON'T KNOW WE HAVE ENOUGH.
1583
00:51:41,551 --> 00:51:45,310
>> HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF
1584
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:45,482
YOU.
1585
00:51:45,482 --> 00:51:52,482
>> THAN NING THANKSGIVING .
1586
00:51:52,482 --> 00:51:53,620
>> YOU MADE THE FRIENDSGIVING.
1587
00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:55,827
>> HOW COME THERE ARE NO STORES
1588
00:51:55,827 --> 00:51:56,724
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
1589
00:51:56,724 --> 00:51:58,655
>> IT IS THANKSGIVING,
1590
00:51:58,655 --> 00:51:59,965
EVERYTHING IS CLOSED.
1591
00:51:59,965 --> 00:52:02,137
>> DARK MEAT IS THE WHITE MEAT.
1592
00:52:02,137 --> 00:52:03,000
>> THANK YOU, PAULA.
1593
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,862
>> I LIKE A BIT OF A DARK MEAT
1594
00:52:05,862 --> 00:52:09,172
SO SHOULD I GO FOR THAT LEG?
1595
00:52:09,172 --> 00:52:09,931
SHOULD I DO THAT.
1596
00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:11,689
>> MIKE, THAT IS ALL YOU RIGHT
1597
00:52:11,689 --> 00:52:11,896
THERE.
1598
00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,689
>> THIS DINNER IS EPIC.
1599
00:52:13,689 --> 00:52:17,000
IT REMINDS ME OF SICILY, MEETING
1600
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,448
VINNY'S FAMILY, STAYING AT THAT
1601
00:52:19,448 --> 00:52:21,103
RANCH AND EATING HIS FAMILY'S
1602
00:52:21,103 --> 00:52:22,103
FOOD OUT THERE.
1603
00:52:22,103 --> 00:52:24,000
>> THE BROWN GRAVY.
1604
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,793
>> THE FOOD OUT THERE WAS LIKE
1605
00:52:25,793 --> 00:52:26,241
THIS.
1606
00:52:26,241 --> 00:52:28,379
>> IT WAS AMAZING.
1607
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,793
>> I THOUGHT MEETING YOUR
1608
00:52:29,793 --> 00:52:31,689
FAMILY, YOUR IN-LAWS.
1609
00:52:31,689 --> 00:52:35,379
HE SAID HE HAS FAMILY IN ITALY
1610
00:52:35,379 --> 00:52:39,206
THERE ARE PICTURES OF HIM IN THE
1611
00:52:39,206 --> 00:52:39,448
KITCHEN.
1612
00:52:39,448 --> 00:52:42,206
TAKE A LOOK.
1613
00:52:42,206 --> 00:52:44,758
>> RIGHT NOW, I AM IN THE
1614
00:52:44,758 --> 00:52:45,172
MOTHERLAND.
1615
00:52:45,172 --> 00:52:46,758
MY MOTHER'S LAND, LITERALLY.
1616
00:52:46,758 --> 00:52:48,827
THIS IS WHERE I COME FROM, SO
1617
00:52:48,827 --> 00:52:50,482
I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.
1618
00:52:50,482 --> 00:52:52,896
>> HELLO.
1619
00:52:52,896 --> 00:52:56,896
>> HI.
1620
00:52:56,896 --> 00:53:07,655
>> THIS IS LIKE THE GUADAGNINO
1621
00:53:07,655 --> 00:53:07,965
FAMILY TREE.
1622
00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,103
>> THEY WERE SO NATURAL AROUND
1623
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,034
THE CAMERAS, IT WAS SCARY.
1624
00:53:11,034 --> 00:53:12,068
>> I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT
1625
00:53:12,068 --> 00:53:13,275
THEY WERE SAYING, THOUGH.
1626
00:53:13,275 --> 00:53:16,551
>> THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS LIKE
1627
00:53:16,551 --> 00:53:16,724
13.
1628
00:53:16,724 --> 00:53:18,379
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
1629
00:53:18,379 --> 00:53:21,000
[LAUGHTER]
1630
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,620
>> THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF LIFE
1631
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:24,137
ON THE CAMERA.
1632
00:53:24,137 --> 00:53:25,517
>> LOVE YOUR FAMILY, KID.
1633
00:53:25,517 --> 00:53:27,413
>> I WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THAT
1634
00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:28,310
IN MY LIFE.
1635
00:53:28,310 --> 00:53:29,793
>> REMEMBER WHEN I CRASHED INTO
1636
00:53:29,793 --> 00:53:31,172
THE COP CAR IN ITALY.
1637
00:53:31,172 --> 00:53:34,655
>> SLOW DOWN.
1638
00:53:34,655 --> 00:53:35,758
[SIREN BLARING]
1639
00:53:35,758 --> 00:53:37,482
>> ARE WE GOING TO GET IN
1640
00:53:37,482 --> 00:53:37,862
TROUBLE?
1641
00:53:37,862 --> 00:53:38,965
>> PROBABLY.
1642
00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:42,344
>> I SWEAR, SOMEONE CUT OR
1643
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:42,586
BRAKES.
1644
00:53:42,586 --> 00:53:47,827
>> THE BRAKES WERE NOT WORKING.
1645
00:53:47,827 --> 00:53:50,586
>> THE ENTIRE TIME, WE WERE
1646
00:53:50,586 --> 00:53:53,517
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BREAKS.
1647
00:53:53,517 --> 00:53:59,068
THAT'S MY WORST MOMENT.
1648
00:53:59,068 --> 00:54:01,034
I HATE THAT.
1649
00:54:01,034 --> 00:54:02,655
>> I GIVE HER CREDIT.
1650
00:54:02,655 --> 00:54:05,896
ONE MORE SHOT AND SHE IS BLACKED
1651
00:54:05,896 --> 00:54:06,344
OUT.
1652
00:54:06,344 --> 00:54:08,068
YOU MEATBALL GOT SELFISH.
1653
00:54:08,068 --> 00:54:09,689
>> SHE GOT SO WASTED WHEN SHE
1654
00:54:09,689 --> 00:54:12,172
WAS HANGING OUT, HER AND NICOLE,
1655
00:54:12,172 --> 00:54:14,413
THEY RAN INTO THE BUSHES.
1656
00:54:14,413 --> 00:54:17,931
>> I HATED THIS.
1657
00:54:17,931 --> 00:54:20,620
>> RAN INTO THE BUSH FACE FIRST.
1658
00:54:20,620 --> 00:54:21,379
I COULDN'T STOP.
1659
00:54:21,379 --> 00:54:23,137
>> I HATED ITALY, TOO.
1660
00:54:23,137 --> 00:54:25,551
>> THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE
1661
00:54:25,551 --> 00:54:27,689
EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1662
00:54:27,689 --> 00:54:29,758
SHE IS GOING LIKE THIS WITH HER
1663
00:54:29,758 --> 00:54:29,965
FEET.
1664
00:54:29,965 --> 00:54:32,000
>> AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO A
1665
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:32,206
BUSH.
1666
00:54:32,206 --> 00:54:34,413
>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
1667
00:54:34,413 --> 00:54:37,896
>> WE WERE JUST --
1668
00:54:37,896 --> 00:54:40,724
>> I'M HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING.
1669
00:54:40,724 --> 00:54:41,172
I'M HAVING TROUBLE.
1670
00:54:41,172 --> 00:54:45,827
>> PAUL LARK I PAULA, I LT
1671
00:54:45,827 --> 00:54:49,000
YOUR FAMILY IN ITALY, BUT I LOVE
1672
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,758
YOUR FAMILY SO MUCH MORE HERE.
1673
00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:52,689
>> I KNOW NINO IS HERE.
1674
00:54:52,689 --> 00:54:55,103
>> THAT IS THE FIRST TIME YOU
1675
00:54:55,103 --> 00:54:55,482
MET UNCLE NINO.
1676
00:54:55,482 --> 00:54:57,931
>> LOOK AT THAT COLOR.
1677
00:54:57,931 --> 00:55:00,862
THAT SCREEN COLOR.
1678
00:55:00,862 --> 00:55:02,793
>> NAKED JWOWW.
1679
00:55:02,793 --> 00:55:05,655
>> BRING THE GIRLS OUT.
1680
00:55:05,655 --> 00:55:08,172
>> JWOWW BROUGHT HER FLOATS IN
1681
00:55:08,172 --> 00:55:09,000
THE JACUZZI.
1682
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,758
>> THAT IS THE FIRST TIME JENNI
1683
00:55:11,758 --> 00:55:13,344
GOT IN THE JACUZZI?
1684
00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:13,620
ONE TIME.
1685
00:55:13,620 --> 00:55:16,310
>> I'M READY FOR THE BACKYARD.
1686
00:55:16,310 --> 00:55:17,620
HOW WE DOING, LOYOLA.
1687
00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:20,896
>> PAULA.
1688
00:55:20,896 --> 00:55:22,172
>> HERE WE ARE.
1689
00:55:22,172 --> 00:55:24,586
YOU ALWAYS TALK OVER ME, LET ME
1690
00:55:24,586 --> 00:55:25,172
TALK.
1691
00:55:25,172 --> 00:55:27,862
>> YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
1692
00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:28,931
YOURSELF, WEARING THAT THING.
1693
00:55:28,931 --> 00:55:31,724
>> THAT WAS FUN WHEN WE VISITED,
1694
00:55:31,724 --> 00:55:32,758
YOU NEEDED THAT MEAL.
1695
00:55:32,758 --> 00:55:34,862
>> I AM A RESTAURANT, IT IS
1696
00:55:34,862 --> 00:55:35,068
FAKE.
1697
00:55:35,068 --> 00:55:37,827
WHEN SHE COOKS, IT FEELS REAL TO
1698
00:55:37,827 --> 00:55:38,000
US.
1699
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,344
>> NOT PASTEURIZED.
1700
00:55:40,344 --> 00:55:41,862
>> A REALITY.
1701
00:55:41,862 --> 00:55:42,551
NOT PASTEURIZED.
1702
00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:44,379
>> WHEN YOU COME AND SEE US, WE
1703
00:55:44,379 --> 00:55:45,586
FEEL AT HOME.
1704
00:55:45,586 --> 00:55:46,310
>> LOVE YOU.
1705
00:55:46,310 --> 00:55:48,275
>> GOOD LUCK.
1706
00:55:48,275 --> 00:55:52,482
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING -- THANK
1707
00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:52,655
YOU.
1708
00:55:52,655 --> 00:55:54,586
>> BYE.
1709
00:55:54,586 --> 00:55:56,896
>> YEAH, WE ARE VERY THANKFUL
1710
00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:58,413
FOR PAULA ALWAYS COOKING FOR US.
1711
00:55:58,413 --> 00:56:00,137
>> AND TAKING CARE OF US.
1712
00:56:00,137 --> 00:56:02,172
>> UNCLE NINO THE OTHER DAY
1713
00:56:02,172 --> 00:56:03,931
TEXTED ME, LISTEN, MIKE, I GOT
1714
00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:05,931
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.
1715
00:56:05,931 --> 00:56:08,379
>> OH, NO.
1716
00:56:08,379 --> 00:56:10,241
>> I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU YOU
1717
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:15,103
CAN GET A FRESH, PRESSED UNIFORM
1718
00:56:15,103 --> 00:56:15,482
[BLEEP]
1719
00:56:15,482 --> 00:56:17,551
I TOLD HIM, THANK YOU.
1720
00:56:17,551 --> 00:56:18,551
>> NICE BEIGE.
1721
00:56:18,551 --> 00:56:20,931
>> BEIGE IS HIS COLOR.
1722
00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:21,862
>> BEIGE IS NICE.
1723
00:56:21,862 --> 00:56:24,413
>> I GOT SOMEBODY ON THE INSIDE
1724
00:56:24,413 --> 00:56:25,241
WATCHING OUT FOR YOU.
1725
00:56:25,241 --> 00:56:28,000
>> PUT THE WORD IN FOR ME.
1726
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,310
>> THAT'S NO DOUBT.
1727
00:56:31,310 --> 00:56:36,172
MORE THAN ONE PERSON.
1728
00:56:36,172 --> 00:56:37,724
>> THERE'S NOT A RESTAURANT ON
1729
00:56:37,724 --> 00:56:40,103
THE PLANET THAT CAN TASTE BETTER
1730
00:56:40,103 --> 00:56:40,517
THAN THIS.
1731
00:56:40,517 --> 00:56:41,310
>> HELL NO.
1732
00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,724
>> YOU'RE PUTTING MORE ON THE
1733
00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:44,586
PLATE AND YOU'RE NOT FINISHING
1734
00:56:44,586 --> 00:56:47,068
WHAT IS ON THE PLATE.
1735
00:56:47,068 --> 00:56:47,758
>> EATING CUTLETS.
1736
00:56:47,758 --> 00:56:51,034
>> HE HAS TO TASTE EVERY CUTLET
1737
00:56:51,034 --> 00:56:51,827
WITH HIS HANDS.
1738
00:56:51,827 --> 00:56:54,793
>> I'M GOING TO TAKE HOME A VERY
1739
00:56:54,793 --> 00:56:56,241
BIG TO-GO PLATE.
1740
00:56:56,241 --> 00:56:59,379
EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A
1741
00:56:59,379 --> 00:57:01,689
PAIN IN OUR --, YOU'VE ALWAYS
1742
00:57:01,689 --> 00:57:03,275
BEEN THERE FOR US.
1743
00:57:03,275 --> 00:57:05,241
>> THANK YOU, BROTHER.
1744
00:57:05,241 --> 00:57:06,862
>> A LITTLE HONESTY OUT THERE.
1745
00:57:06,862 --> 00:57:09,551
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED
1746
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:11,137
HONESTY WITH THAT CHICKEN, WITH
1747
00:57:11,137 --> 00:57:11,448
THAT TURKEY.
1748
00:57:11,448 --> 00:57:13,379
>> THAT'S TRUE.
1749
00:57:13,379 --> 00:57:14,965
CHECK OUT THE MANY FACES OF
1750
00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:15,172
MEEK.
1751
00:57:15,172 --> 00:57:17,517
>> I
1752
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:17,724
MIKE.
1753
00:57:17,724 --> 00:57:19,965
>> I WILL BE HONEST WITH YOU,
1754
00:57:19,965 --> 00:57:22,103
I'M THE DRUNKEST.
1755
00:57:22,103 --> 00:57:26,413
♪ I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE
1756
00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:28,862
>> MY MAN, MIKE, NOT FOR
1757
00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:29,827
NOTHING, CAME THROUGH FOR ME
1758
00:57:29,827 --> 00:57:30,482
RIGHT HERE.
1759
00:57:30,482 --> 00:57:34,068
I WAS IN NEED OF A FRIEND.
1760
00:57:34,068 --> 00:57:35,413
>> SOBER MIKE ALWAYS LOOKS OUT
1761
00:57:35,413 --> 00:57:35,965
FOR US.
1762
00:57:35,965 --> 00:57:37,758
>> I NEED A RESPONSIBLE PARTY TO
1763
00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:39,275
GET ME TO THE ROOM SAFELY.
1764
00:57:39,275 --> 00:57:42,551
WE GOT SOME FOOD ON THE WAY,
1765
00:57:42,551 --> 00:57:42,862
HOPEFULLY --
1766
00:57:42,862 --> 00:57:45,000
>> MY MAN MIKE WOULD NOT LET ME
1767
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:45,379
FALL DOWN.
1768
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,103
>> I DON'T THINK THE MEATBALLS
1769
00:57:47,103 --> 00:57:47,896
GET THAT BAD.
1770
00:57:47,896 --> 00:57:49,896
>> THIS HAPPENED JUST NOW.
1771
00:57:49,896 --> 00:57:51,275
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
1772
00:57:51,275 --> 00:57:52,517
MY MAN IS SLEEP WALKING.
1773
00:57:52,517 --> 00:57:57,379
>> HE TOOK CARE OF ME, TOOK MY
1774
00:57:57,379 --> 00:57:59,000
CHAIN, HE WALKED ME.
1775
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,206
>> NO.
1776
00:57:59,206 --> 00:58:02,896
>> MADE SURE I MADE IT UP
1777
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:03,137
SAFELY.
1778
00:58:03,137 --> 00:58:05,000
>> GET THESE SCONCES FOR MY
1779
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:05,206
HOUSE.
1780
00:58:05,206 --> 00:58:06,655
>> HELL YEAH.
1781
00:58:06,655 --> 00:58:07,448
COME ON.
1782
00:58:07,448 --> 00:58:10,689
>> YOU CAN GET ME THIS ONE?
1783
00:58:10,689 --> 00:58:11,413
[LAUGHTER]
1784
00:58:11,413 --> 00:58:14,000
YO, MIKE, YOU GOT ME HOME SAFE.
1785
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,172
>> DESIGNATION.
1786
00:58:17,172 --> 00:58:19,103
HE STOPPED VINNY FROM CHEATING
1787
00:58:19,103 --> 00:58:21,827
WITH THE BOTTLE WAITRESS.
1788
00:58:21,827 --> 00:58:25,724
>> I'M TALKING TO MY SERVER.
1789
00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:27,068
>> CHEATING.
1790
00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:29,793
>> I'M NOT GOING TO PAY HER AND
1791
00:58:29,793 --> 00:58:31,344
NOT TALK TO HER.
1792
00:58:31,344 --> 00:58:32,689
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN
1793
00:58:32,689 --> 00:58:32,931
TROUBLE.
1794
00:58:32,931 --> 00:58:35,103
>> THE WAITRESS IS LIKE MY WIFE.
1795
00:58:35,103 --> 00:58:38,517
I LOVED HER SO MUCH.
1796
00:58:38,517 --> 00:58:43,896
>> WE ARE ALL DEGENERATES.
1797
00:58:43,896 --> 00:58:45,517
WE GO OUT AND GET CRAZY.
1798
00:58:45,517 --> 00:58:50,620
THE FACT THAT HE'S SOBER FOR TWE
1799
00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:51,000
ACCOMPLISHMENT.
1800
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,344
ESPECIALLY LIVING WITH US.
1801
00:58:55,344 --> 00:58:57,000
>> JWOWW.
1802
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,931
NO ONE IS LUCKY ENOUGH WE OUGHT
1803
00:58:58,931 --> 00:59:01,310
TO HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER TO
1804
00:59:01,310 --> 00:59:04,448
DRIVE US HOME TO MAKE SURE WE'RE
1805
00:59:04,448 --> 00:59:05,000
SAFE.
1806
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,172
MIKE, WE APPRECIATE YOU.
1807
00:59:06,172 --> 00:59:07,482
>> ONLY MIKE CAN DRIVE.
1808
00:59:07,482 --> 00:59:09,655
>> I'M GOING TO GET IN THE
1809
00:59:09,655 --> 00:59:10,000
DRIVER'S SEAT.
1810
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,689
>> CHEERS TO MIKE.
1811
00:59:12,689 --> 00:59:13,965
>> GET US HOME SAFE.
1812
00:59:13,965 --> 00:59:15,655
>> THANKS, MIKE.
1813
00:59:15,655 --> 00:59:17,172
>> SALUTE.
1814
00:59:17,172 --> 00:59:18,448
>> HE GOT US HOME SAFE.
1815
00:59:18,448 --> 00:59:21,275
>> WE HAVE A DESIGNATION BUT YOU
1816
00:59:21,275 --> 00:59:23,241
WERE THE INSGATION FIRST BEFORE
1817
00:59:23,241 --> 00:59:24,310
THE DESIGNATION.
1818
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:26,689
>> ENOUGH YOU HAVE ALL THAT
1819
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:29,586
SAVVY, LET'S WATCH MIKE BEING A
1820
00:59:29,586 --> 00:59:30,586
SCUM BAG.
1821
00:59:30,586 --> 00:59:42,896
>> CUT TO SEASON ONE.
1822
00:59:42,896 --> 00:59:46,655
>> THERE HAS TO BE A BAD GUY.
1823
00:59:46,655 --> 00:59:49,965
WHO IS GOING TO BE THE BAD GUY
1824
00:59:49,965 --> 00:59:50,965
WITHOUT THE SITUATION.
1825
00:59:50,965 --> 00:59:52,931
>> MIKE, HE IS ALWAYS HOOKING UP
1826
00:59:52,931 --> 00:59:55,000
WITH THE SAME GIRLS I'M HOOKING
1827
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,379
UP WITH.
1828
00:59:55,379 --> 00:59:57,758
>> WHY DID YOU ALWAYS TAKE HIS
1829
00:59:57,758 --> 00:59:57,965
GIRLS.
1830
00:59:57,965 --> 01:00:02,724
>> MIKE USED TO BE THE CREEP.
1831
01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:05,206
>> I WAS, LIKE, I THINK HE WAS
1832
01:00:05,206 --> 01:00:06,517
TRYING TO ROB MY LITTLE CHICK.
1833
01:00:06,517 --> 01:00:08,896
I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
1834
01:00:08,896 --> 01:00:11,275
GOING TO DEEP HIM A LESSON RIGHT
1835
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:13,517
NOW.
1836
01:00:13,517 --> 01:00:14,103
>> RELATIONSHIP ISY.
1837
01:00:14,103 --> 01:00:17,655
>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
1838
01:00:17,655 --> 01:00:19,241
MIKE STRAIGHT UP TOOK YOUR
1839
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:27,241
CHICK, BRO.
1840
01:00:27,241 --> 01:00:30,206
>> HE WAS GOING AT ME WITH MY
1841
01:00:30,206 --> 01:00:30,448
SISTER.
1842
01:00:30,448 --> 01:00:32,310
>> ME AND SNOOKI HOOKED UP.
1843
01:00:32,310 --> 01:00:34,655
>> DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
1844
01:00:34,655 --> 01:00:36,965
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE
1845
01:00:36,965 --> 01:00:38,862
TELLING EVERYBODY I CHEATED WITH
1846
01:00:38,862 --> 01:00:39,137
YOU.
1847
01:00:39,137 --> 01:00:40,344
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?
1848
01:00:40,344 --> 01:00:42,275
>> THIS CLIP IS EXTRA.
1849
01:00:42,275 --> 01:00:44,448
>> YOU HAD A LOT OF
1850
01:00:44,448 --> 01:00:44,793
INSTIGATIONS.
1851
01:00:44,793 --> 01:00:46,724
>> THIS IS WHEN WE FIGHT.
1852
01:00:46,724 --> 01:00:50,448
STOP GETTING IN MY BUSINESS YOU
1853
01:00:50,448 --> 01:00:50,689
[BLEEP]
1854
01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:55,206
STOP GETTING IN MY BUSINESS, YOU
1855
01:00:55,206 --> 01:00:55,448
[BLEEP]
1856
01:00:55,448 --> 01:00:58,000
I HATE MYSELF.
1857
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:58,413
[BLEEP]
1858
01:00:58,413 --> 01:01:01,931
STOP, STOP, I'M NOT EVEN
1859
01:01:01,931 --> 01:01:03,620
KIDDING, MIKE.
1860
01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:04,551
[BLEEP] YOU.
1861
01:01:04,551 --> 01:01:08,137
>> DODGING THAT LIKE THE MATRIX.
1862
01:01:08,137 --> 01:01:10,965
>> MIKE, I'M NOT KIDDING.
1863
01:01:10,965 --> 01:01:15,689
OH, IT WAS REAL UP IN THE BATTLE
1864
01:01:15,689 --> 01:01:15,896
FIELD.
1865
01:01:15,896 --> 01:01:19,275
>> RONNIE WAS SO FUNNY LAST
1866
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:19,482
NIGHT.
1867
01:01:19,482 --> 01:01:21,034
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS, I GOT LIKE
1868
01:01:21,034 --> 01:01:22,862
FIVE GIRLS COMING TO THE HOUSE
1869
01:01:22,862 --> 01:01:23,241
RIGHT NOW.
1870
01:01:23,241 --> 01:01:25,413
>> YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY IN
1871
01:01:25,413 --> 01:01:27,137
ITALY TO JUST BE A BRAT.
1872
01:01:27,137 --> 01:01:28,965
>> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
1873
01:01:28,965 --> 01:01:30,448
WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BRO.
1874
01:01:30,448 --> 01:01:34,586
>> MINE ALWAYS HAS TO CROSS THAT
1875
01:01:34,586 --> 01:01:34,931
LINE.
1876
01:01:34,931 --> 01:01:40,862
MIKE IS TRYING TO START PROBLEM
1877
01:01:40,862 --> 01:01:41,137
PROBLEMS.
1878
01:01:41,137 --> 01:01:43,137
>> THIS FIGHT WAS SCARY BETWEEN
1879
01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:44,448
THE TWO OF YOU.
1880
01:01:44,448 --> 01:01:46,931
>> THAT WAS INTIMIDATING.
1881
01:01:46,931 --> 01:01:52,448
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1882
01:01:52,448 --> 01:01:52,758
[BLEEP]ING]
1883
01:01:52,758 --> 01:01:55,275
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
1884
01:01:55,275 --> 01:01:59,000
YOU WANT TO HIT ME?
1885
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,241
YOU WANT TO HIT ME?
1886
01:02:04,241 --> 01:02:07,655
YOU WANT TO HIT ME, TOUGH GUY?
1887
01:02:07,655 --> 01:02:15,965
BLEEP.
1888
01:02:15,965 --> 01:02:27,275
>> OH, THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
1889
01:02:27,275 --> 01:02:33,241
IN HIND SIGHT, IS THIS SHEET
1890
01:02:33,241 --> 01:02:33,586
ROCK?
1891
01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:37,931
AS MUCH AT HITTING THE WALL AS
1892
01:02:37,931 --> 01:02:39,655
UNPLEASANT, IT CHANGED MY LIFE.
1893
01:02:39,655 --> 01:02:41,103
I WENT TREAT HAS BEEN FOR THE
1894
01:02:41,103 --> 01:02:43,275
FIRST TIME EVER AND WANTED TO
1895
01:02:43,275 --> 01:02:50,413
MAKE A CHANGE.
1896
01:02:50,413 --> 01:02:53,689
I'M HERE TODAY THREE-YEARS LATER
1897
01:02:53,689 --> 01:02:56,620
CLEAN AND SOBER AND I'M GRATEFUL
1898
01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:57,586
TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.
1899
01:02:57,586 --> 01:02:59,517
>> I LIKE THE DESIGNATION WAY
1900
01:02:59,517 --> 01:03:00,034
BETTER.
1901
01:03:00,034 --> 01:03:02,241
>> IT WAS A DIFFERENT MIKE BACK
1902
01:03:02,241 --> 01:03:02,448
THEN.
1903
01:03:02,448 --> 01:03:02,965
PROUD OF YOU.
1904
01:03:02,965 --> 01:03:06,034
>> YO, MIKE.
1905
01:03:06,034 --> 01:03:07,655
[LAUGHTER]
1906
01:03:07,655 --> 01:03:10,448
>> DON'T GO ANYWHERE, THERE IS
1907
01:03:10,448 --> 01:03:13,931
PLENTY MOVE FRIENDSGIVING COMING
1908
01:03:13,931 --> 01:03:14,103
UP.
1909
01:03:14,103 --> 01:03:16,862
>> I LOVE YOU, MIKE.
1910
01:03:16,862 --> 01:03:18,482
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS
1911
01:03:18,482 --> 01:03:20,344
BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY.
1912
01:03:20,344 --> 01:03:22,482
WE ARE'S THE DESSERT.
1913
01:03:22,482 --> 01:03:24,551
>> I CAN'T EVEN FIT ANYTHING
1914
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:25,517
ELSE IN MY STOMACH.
1915
01:03:25,517 --> 01:03:26,896
>> ARE WE CLEANING UP.
1916
01:03:26,896 --> 01:03:29,724
>> LET'S DO THIS.
1917
01:03:29,724 --> 01:03:31,793
>> YOUR BABY IS PROBABLY IN A
1918
01:03:31,793 --> 01:03:35,206
FOOD COMA.
1919
01:03:35,206 --> 01:03:37,000
>> YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME INTO
1920
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:37,655
EARLY LABOR.
1921
01:03:37,655 --> 01:03:40,034
>> THERE ARE SO MANY PRANKS AND
1922
01:03:40,034 --> 01:03:42,827
I'M THE BEST, I'M GOING TO SAY
1923
01:03:42,827 --> 01:03:45,000
THE BEST PRANK WE EVER PULLED,
1924
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,689
THE TURNED THE HOUSE INSIDE
1925
01:03:47,689 --> 01:03:48,137
OUTSIDE.
1926
01:03:48,137 --> 01:03:50,344
WE'RE GOING TO MOVE THE COUCHES.
1927
01:03:50,344 --> 01:03:51,068
EMPTY THIS BAD BOY OUT.
1928
01:03:51,068 --> 01:03:53,137
>> THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE OUR
1929
01:03:53,137 --> 01:03:54,379
FRIENDS ANY MORE FOR THIS.
1930
01:03:54,379 --> 01:03:56,689
>> THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST PRANK
1931
01:03:56,689 --> 01:03:57,448
OF ALL TIME.
1932
01:03:57,448 --> 01:03:58,689
>> THIS TOOK THE WHOLE DAY TO
1933
01:03:58,689 --> 01:04:06,000
COME TO WE CHANGED THE WHOLE
1934
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:11,344
SIDE -- TO DO THIS, WE CHANGED
1935
01:04:11,344 --> 01:04:13,379
THE WHOLE INSIDE TO THE OUTSIDE,
1936
01:04:13,379 --> 01:04:14,448
AND THE OUTSIDE INSIDE.
1937
01:04:14,448 --> 01:04:15,517
>> WE HAVE FLOATIES ON.
1938
01:04:15,517 --> 01:04:18,034
>> IT WAS ALL ABOUT SHOCK VALUE.
1939
01:04:18,034 --> 01:04:18,793
LOOK AT THE SHOCK VALUE.
1940
01:04:18,793 --> 01:04:20,758
>> HEY, GUYS.
1941
01:04:20,758 --> 01:04:22,758
HOW WAS CAMPING?
1942
01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:24,206
>> WHAT IS THIS?
1943
01:04:24,206 --> 01:04:25,655
>> THROUGH, TWO, ONE.
1944
01:04:25,655 --> 01:04:26,965
AND CUE TO SCREEN.
1945
01:04:26,965 --> 01:04:32,620
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]
1946
01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:34,379
>> HOW WAS CAMP?
1947
01:04:34,379 --> 01:04:35,758
>> WHAT THE HELL?
1948
01:04:35,758 --> 01:04:43,275
>> OUR LIVING ROOM IS OUTSIDE.
1949
01:04:43,275 --> 01:04:45,379
>> LIKE WE TRIED TO PUT
1950
01:04:45,379 --> 01:04:46,655
EVERYBODY'S STUFF PERFECT, IT
1951
01:04:46,655 --> 01:04:48,620
LOOKED LIKE THEIR ROOM AND THEIR
1952
01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:48,827
ROOM.
1953
01:04:48,827 --> 01:04:50,551
THE INSIDE WAS OUTSIDE AND THE
1954
01:04:50,551 --> 01:04:55,172
OUTSIDE WAS INSIDE.
1955
01:04:55,172 --> 01:04:56,241
PRANK CHAMPION.
1956
01:04:56,241 --> 01:04:58,689
>> CREAM CHEESE.
1957
01:04:58,689 --> 01:04:59,034
GRATED CHEESE.
1958
01:04:59,034 --> 01:05:00,241
THAT WILL DO.
1959
01:05:00,241 --> 01:05:02,206
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA.
1960
01:05:02,206 --> 01:05:04,241
>> YOU KILLED THIS ONE.
1961
01:05:04,241 --> 01:05:07,103
THE SMELL, THOUGH.
1962
01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:08,517
>> CREAM CHEESE?
1963
01:05:08,517 --> 01:05:13,758
>> LOOK AT THAT.
1964
01:05:13,758 --> 01:05:22,310
>> DO YOU SAY MAYONNAISE OR
1965
01:05:22,310 --> 01:05:22,758
MAYONNAISE.
1966
01:05:22,758 --> 01:05:23,206
>> MAYONNAISE.
1967
01:05:23,206 --> 01:05:27,241
>> HE IS, YO, THIS GIRL SMELLED
1968
01:05:27,241 --> 01:05:27,689
LIKE CHEESE.
1969
01:05:27,689 --> 01:05:29,206
>> I HAD THAT CHICK OVER THE
1970
01:05:29,206 --> 01:05:31,344
OTHER NIGHT, I HAD TO CHICK HER
1971
01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:32,689
OUT.
1972
01:05:32,689 --> 01:05:33,620
SMELLED LIKE GRATED CHEESE.
1973
01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:41,172
>> THAT WAS A GOOD PRANK, BRO.
1974
01:05:41,172 --> 01:05:44,965
>> I HAD THE MOST EPIC PRANK
1975
01:05:44,965 --> 01:05:45,275
EVER.
1976
01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:46,551
MIC DROP MOMENT.
1977
01:05:46,551 --> 01:05:48,379
WHAT IF WE SURPRISED WITH
1978
01:05:48,379 --> 01:05:49,413
ANGELINA.
1979
01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:52,172
>> IT IS STILL PRANK US TO THIS
1980
01:05:52,172 --> 01:05:52,689
DAY.
1981
01:05:52,689 --> 01:05:54,896
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHE HATED HIM.
1982
01:05:54,896 --> 01:05:57,896
YOU ARE AGOOD AT BEING A HO.
1983
01:05:57,896 --> 01:05:59,206
>> SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.
1984
01:05:59,206 --> 01:06:00,551
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
1985
01:06:00,551 --> 01:06:03,793
>> YOU BRING THAT GIRL, MIC DROP
1986
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:04,034
MOMENT.
1987
01:06:04,034 --> 01:06:06,379
>> EPIC.
1988
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:10,517
>> A KNOCK?
1989
01:06:10,517 --> 01:06:11,620
MAYBE IT IS THE GIRLS?
1990
01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:14,551
>> PROBABLY THE GIRLS, THEY NEED
1991
01:06:14,551 --> 01:06:16,241
HELP WITH THEIR LUGGAGE.
1992
01:06:16,241 --> 01:06:18,551
>> OH, YEAH YOU CAN THINK I'M A
1993
01:06:18,551 --> 01:06:19,896
DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER.
1994
01:06:19,896 --> 01:06:22,862
>> WHO SENT YOU?
1995
01:06:22,862 --> 01:06:23,137
[LAUGHTER]
1996
01:06:23,137 --> 01:06:24,586
>> THE ANGELINA PRANK, I HAVE TO
1997
01:06:24,586 --> 01:06:26,482
SAY, HE IS THE MOST EPIC PRANK
1998
01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:28,586
AND MAY HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF HAND
1999
01:06:28,586 --> 01:06:29,724
BECAUSE SHE IS STILL HERE.
2000
01:06:29,724 --> 01:06:31,620
>> FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT
2001
01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:33,310
SHE WOULD FADE AWAY AFTER THE
2002
01:06:33,310 --> 01:06:35,000
PRANK BUT SHE HAS NOT.
2003
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:39,000
>> DON'T GO ANYWHERE, DESSERT IS
2004
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,137
COMING UP.
2005
01:06:41,137 --> 01:06:43,620
BUDDY.
2006
01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:46,655
>> YO, WE ATE SO MUCH FOOD, BRO,
2007
01:06:46,655 --> 01:06:48,758
I CAN'T EVEN MOVE FOR THE REST
2008
01:06:48,758 --> 01:06:49,551
OF THE DAY.
2009
01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:51,344
>> WHY DID WE EAT SO MUCH.
2010
01:06:51,344 --> 01:06:53,034
>> LOOK AT THAT BELLY.
2011
01:06:53,034 --> 01:06:57,793
>> WHOA.
2012
01:06:57,793 --> 01:07:00,482
>> THE LOUNGE.
2013
01:07:00,482 --> 01:07:01,344
>> UNCLE NINO.
2014
01:07:01,344 --> 01:07:04,413
>> GOD BLESS YOU GUYS.
2015
01:07:04,413 --> 01:07:06,344
>> NICE JOGGERS.
2016
01:07:06,344 --> 01:07:08,931
I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL YOUR CUPS,
2017
01:07:08,931 --> 01:07:09,551
THEY'RE THE BEST.
2018
01:07:09,551 --> 01:07:15,000
>> THE LADIES MANAGE, IT IS THIS
2019
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,965
GUY -- LADIES MAN, IT IS THIS
2020
01:07:19,965 --> 01:07:20,689
GUY RIGHT HERE.
2021
01:07:20,689 --> 01:07:21,827
>> GROUPIES.
2022
01:07:21,827 --> 01:07:24,275
>> ONE TIME I WAS ON APPEARANCE,
2023
01:07:24,275 --> 01:07:26,344
HE WAS WITH ME AND THIS GIRL
2024
01:07:26,344 --> 01:07:28,620
CAME UP TO THE TRUCK AND, I LOVE
2025
01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:30,517
YOU, I WANT TO GO RIGHT NOW,
2026
01:07:30,517 --> 01:07:31,517
HAND OUT WITH YOU.
2027
01:07:31,517 --> 01:07:33,137
SHE WAS A GORGEOUS OLDER WOMAN
2028
01:07:33,137 --> 01:07:34,931
AND HE FROZE UP.
2029
01:07:34,931 --> 01:07:36,482
>> SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER.
2030
01:07:36,482 --> 01:07:38,586
>> HE IS A LOW-KEY GENTLEMAN.
2031
01:07:38,586 --> 01:07:40,103
>> HE WAS GENTLEMAN, EVERYONE
2032
01:07:40,103 --> 01:07:42,137
WAS WHAT THE HELL?
2033
01:07:42,137 --> 01:07:44,241
>> GOOD FOR YOU, UNCLE NINO.
2034
01:07:44,241 --> 01:07:46,586
>> SPEAKING OF LADIES, I'M
2035
01:07:46,586 --> 01:07:48,275
THANKFUL FOR SOME OF THE WOMEN
2036
01:07:48,275 --> 01:07:49,482
THAT CAME TO THE SHORE HOUSES
2037
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:50,896
THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.
2038
01:07:50,896 --> 01:07:52,965
DOERR REMEMBER THIS?
2039
01:07:52,965 --> 01:07:54,413
WEST -- DO YOU REMEMBER THIS?
2040
01:07:54,413 --> 01:07:57,000
WE HAD TOO MANY GIRLS.
2041
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,034
MIKE SET SOMETHING UP IF HE
2042
01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:01,517
DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING UP, HE HAD
2043
01:08:01,517 --> 01:08:03,241
TWO GIRLS THAT WERE DTF THAT
2044
01:08:03,241 --> 01:08:03,965
CAME TO THE HOUSE.
2045
01:08:03,965 --> 01:08:07,241
>> STAY HERE FOR A SECOND.
2046
01:08:07,241 --> 01:08:09,000
>> UNCLE NINO, HE WOULD SHOW UP.
2047
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,034
>> WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU HAVE
2048
01:08:12,034 --> 01:08:13,413
AN EXTRA GIRL?
2049
01:08:13,413 --> 01:08:14,551
>> YOU CALL UNCLE NINO.
2050
01:08:14,551 --> 01:08:15,827
I WOULD HAVE TOOK CARE OF IT.
2051
01:08:15,827 --> 01:08:20,448
>> HE SAID HE WOULD HAVE TOOK
2052
01:08:20,448 --> 01:08:21,103
DARE OF IT.
2053
01:08:21,103 --> 01:08:23,000
>> TWO GIRLS IN THAT ROOM AND
2054
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,241
TWO IN THAT ROOM.
2055
01:08:24,241 --> 01:08:25,103
>> WHAT DO WE DO?
2056
01:08:25,103 --> 01:08:27,000
>> YOU TWO GO IN THAT ROOM, I
2057
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:31,103
WILL GO IN THAT ROOM AND I WILL
2058
01:08:31,103 --> 01:08:34,344
EXTRACT THE HOT ONE AND LEAVE
2059
01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:36,000
THE GRADE TO BLOW UP IN RONNIE'S
2060
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,275
ROOM BY HERSELF.
2061
01:08:37,275 --> 01:08:39,517
>> WE ADAPTED THE SITUATION AND
2062
01:08:39,517 --> 01:08:39,862
MADE IT WORK.
2063
01:08:39,862 --> 01:08:41,310
>> A FOOTBALL TEAM.
2064
01:08:41,310 --> 01:08:42,758
>> WE HAD A HUDDLE.
2065
01:08:42,758 --> 01:08:44,000
>> SHE IS GOING TO SLEEP.
2066
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:44,827
LOOK AT HER.
2067
01:08:44,827 --> 01:08:47,206
>> YOU GO TO SLEEP AND I'M GOING
2068
01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:48,827
TO SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF IN THIS
2069
01:08:48,827 --> 01:08:49,034
ROOM.
2070
01:08:49,034 --> 01:08:51,137
>> HE LITERALLY PUT HER TO BED.
2071
01:08:51,137 --> 01:08:53,862
>> THAT WAS AN EPIC MOVEMENT
2072
01:08:53,862 --> 01:08:55,103
RIGHT THERE.
2073
01:08:55,103 --> 01:08:57,482
>> MY GIRL HAD A VERY GOOD
2074
01:08:57,482 --> 01:08:58,034
NIGHT.
2075
01:08:58,034 --> 01:09:00,103
VINNY AND MIKE HAD A GOOD NIGHT,
2076
01:09:00,103 --> 01:09:00,344
AS WELL.
2077
01:09:00,344 --> 01:09:02,655
>> ALL THREE TAME, WE CALL THAT
2078
01:09:02,655 --> 01:09:03,689
THE TRIFECTA.
2079
01:09:03,689 --> 01:09:05,000
THOSE ARE MIKE'S TWINS.
2080
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,965
>> THEY WERE CRAZIES.
2081
01:09:06,965 --> 01:09:08,620
>> PUT THE GROUND WORK IN WITH
2082
01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:10,241
THESE TWINS AND IT LOOKS LIKE
2083
01:09:10,241 --> 01:09:12,413
I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE THREE
2084
01:09:12,413 --> 01:09:12,965
SOME TONIGHT.
2085
01:09:12,965 --> 01:09:16,137
>> MIKE IS LIKE HUGH HEFNER WITH
2086
01:09:16,137 --> 01:09:17,379
TWO TWINS.
2087
01:09:17,379 --> 01:09:20,620
>> AND, NO SHE'S MINE.
2088
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:21,758
SHE AS YOURS?
2089
01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:23,620
>> DEENA IS MAKING OUT WITH THE
2090
01:09:23,620 --> 01:09:24,103
TWIN RIGHT NOW.
2091
01:09:24,103 --> 01:09:29,379
>> WHAT THE HELL?
2092
01:09:29,379 --> 01:09:31,344
>> DEENA.
2093
01:09:31,344 --> 01:09:36,068
>> SPEAKING OF HOOK-UPS.
2094
01:09:36,068 --> 01:09:37,103
>> DEENA WITH THE ROBBERY.
2095
01:09:37,103 --> 01:09:39,862
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS IN
2096
01:09:39,862 --> 01:09:43,379
ITALY.
2097
01:09:43,379 --> 01:09:46,000
>> SO TONIGHT I HAVE A PLAN.
2098
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,965
I WANT TO MAKE -- I WANT TO
2099
01:09:48,965 --> 01:09:51,068
BRING EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE
2100
01:09:51,068 --> 01:09:53,827
CLUB TO OUR CABANA.
2101
01:09:53,827 --> 01:09:57,068
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE MATRIX
2102
01:09:57,068 --> 01:10:00,034
RIGHT NOW DODGING ALL -- OH, BIG
2103
01:10:00,034 --> 01:10:03,448
DADDY SICH.
2104
01:10:03,448 --> 01:10:05,137
>> IT STOPPED WORKING.
2105
01:10:05,137 --> 01:10:07,827
>> THERE IS NO MUSIC IN THERE
2106
01:10:07,827 --> 01:10:08,034
GIRL.
2107
01:10:08,034 --> 01:10:09,344
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2108
01:10:09,344 --> 01:10:11,724
>>
2109
01:10:11,724 --> 01:10:14,000
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID, THERE IS
2110
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,206
NO MUSIC WHAT ARE YOU TWERKING
2111
01:10:17,206 --> 01:10:17,379
TO.
2112
01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:19,172
>> THEY HAVE NICE BUTTS.
2113
01:10:19,172 --> 01:10:22,413
SHE IS THE ULTIMATE TWIRKER, NO
2114
01:10:22,413 --> 01:10:22,655
TURNOFF.
2115
01:10:22,655 --> 01:10:25,068
>> NO, NO, NO.
2116
01:10:25,068 --> 01:10:25,827
I'M ENGAGED.
2117
01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:29,000
THIS IS LITERALLY THE DEVILS
2118
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:29,310
PLAYGROUND.
2119
01:10:29,310 --> 01:10:31,103
>> WANT TO TO PLAY?
2120
01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:36,551
WHO SAYS THAT.
2121
01:10:36,551 --> 01:10:38,586
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
2122
01:10:38,586 --> 01:10:40,620
>> RONNIE'S SHIRT SAYS BACK
2123
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:41,172
AWAY.
2124
01:10:41,172 --> 01:10:42,137
>> BACK AWAY.
2125
01:10:42,137 --> 01:10:44,551
I HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF ALL
2126
01:10:44,551 --> 01:10:46,862
TYPE OF SATAN TONIGHT.
2127
01:10:46,862 --> 01:10:48,793
I'M WAITING FOR MY BURGERS AND
2128
01:10:48,793 --> 01:10:49,344
FRIES RIGHT NOW.
2129
01:10:49,344 --> 01:10:52,482
>> YO, THAT WAS DOPE.
2130
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:55,448
>> I GOT ALL MY CRAZINESS OUT IN
2131
01:10:55,448 --> 01:10:57,137
MY EARLY 20s.
2132
01:10:57,137 --> 01:10:59,413
I WAS ABLE TO FIND GOOD GUY AND
2133
01:10:59,413 --> 01:11:00,310
GET MY ACT TOGETHER.
2134
01:11:00,310 --> 01:11:02,793
>> AND YOU WERE SMASHING CHICKS,
2135
01:11:02,793 --> 01:11:04,551
NOT GUYS, SO IT IS COOL.
2136
01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:07,896
>> NOT GOING NOWHERE.
2137
01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:15,689
FRIENDSGIVING IS NOT OVER YET.
2138
01:11:15,689 --> 01:11:18,448
>> I LIKE DESSERT THIS TIME OF
2139
01:11:18,448 --> 01:11:18,655
YEAR.
2140
01:11:18,655 --> 01:11:23,655
>> BEST CANNOLIS IN THE WORLD
2141
01:11:23,655 --> 01:11:24,724
RIGHT HERE, FELLAS.
2142
01:11:24,724 --> 01:11:26,103
>> I'M STILL PICKING.
2143
01:11:26,103 --> 01:11:29,724
>> I'M IN A FOOD DOME McRIGHT
2144
01:11:29,724 --> 01:11:29,896
NOW.
2145
01:11:29,896 --> 01:11:30,965
-- FOOD COMA RIGHT NOW.
2146
01:11:30,965 --> 01:11:32,103
THAT WAS A LOT OF FOOD.
2147
01:11:32,103 --> 01:11:34,000
>> LOOK AT THIS SPREAD RIGHT
2148
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,103
NOW.
2149
01:11:35,103 --> 01:11:37,310
>> WHAT ARE YOU ROCKING WITH
2150
01:11:37,310 --> 01:11:37,620
OVER THERE.
2151
01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:39,689
>> THAT IS A CANOLA CAKE.
2152
01:11:39,689 --> 01:11:41,689
>> HOLY CANNOLI.
2153
01:11:41,689 --> 01:11:46,793
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
2154
01:11:46,793 --> 01:11:48,862
>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT
2155
01:11:48,862 --> 01:11:49,034
YET.
2156
01:11:49,034 --> 01:11:50,689
IT IS A FULL MEAL.
2157
01:11:50,689 --> 01:11:54,000
>> I FEEL LIKE IF I PUT ANYTHING
2158
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,586
ELSE IN MY SYSTEM, I AM GOING TO
2159
01:11:56,586 --> 01:11:56,827
EXPLODE.
2160
01:11:56,827 --> 01:11:58,241
>> I DON'T EAT THAT MUCH IN A
2161
01:11:58,241 --> 01:11:58,448
WEEK.
2162
01:11:58,448 --> 01:12:00,827
>> I FEEL LIKE PAULA IS GOING TO
2163
01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:03,206
KILL US WITH ALL THE FOOD SHE IS
2164
01:12:03,206 --> 01:12:03,655
FIGHTING US.
2165
01:12:03,655 --> 01:12:05,034
>> DON'T MIND IF I DO.
2166
01:12:05,034 --> 01:12:07,137
>> HEY, EATING ALL THESE FOODS
2167
01:12:07,137 --> 01:12:09,724
RIGHT NOW IS MAKING BIG DADDY
2168
01:12:09,724 --> 01:12:11,103
SICH HUNGRIES.
2169
01:12:11,103 --> 01:12:13,000
THIS HIRE IS LIVING YOUR BEST
2170
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,517
LIFE.
2171
01:12:15,517 --> 01:12:16,896
[DOORBELL RINGING]
2172
01:12:16,896 --> 01:12:17,896
>> SOMEBODY IS HERE.
2173
01:12:17,896 --> 01:12:19,275
MAYBE IT IS SAM.
2174
01:12:19,275 --> 01:12:21,068
>> THIS IS YOUR HOUSE, I DON'T
2175
01:12:21,068 --> 01:12:21,758
WANT TO EVEN IT.
2176
01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:23,862
>> YOU GUYS JUST WALK IN.
2177
01:12:23,862 --> 01:12:31,551
>> PEOPLE ARE JUST SHOWING UP
2178
01:12:31,551 --> 01:12:34,000
BECAUSE DESSERT IS BEING SERVED.
2179
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,000
IS MY MOM SHINING A GIANT
2180
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,758
CANNOLI LIGHT RIGHT NOW AND
2181
01:12:39,758 --> 01:12:41,413
PEOPLE ARE COMING OVER.
2182
01:12:41,413 --> 01:12:47,241
MAYBE MY. MOM IS CANNOLI MAN.
2183
01:12:47,241 --> 01:12:52,655
>> PAULY, TIE T-SHIRT TIME.
2184
01:12:52,655 --> 01:12:55,172
>> THIS IS A FRIENDSGIVING AND
2185
01:12:55,172 --> 01:12:58,758
SEEING DANNY BRINGS BACK ALL THE
2186
01:12:58,758 --> 01:13:00,206
MEMORIES OF A T-SHIRT SHOP.
2187
01:13:00,206 --> 01:13:02,310
IT IS FITTING TO HAVE HIM HERE,
2188
01:13:02,310 --> 01:13:04,000
WE KIND OF WOULDN'T BE HERE
2189
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:04,724
WITHOUT DANNY.
2190
01:13:04,724 --> 01:13:06,896
DANNY IS A BIG PART OF WHO WE
2191
01:13:06,896 --> 01:13:07,241
ARE.
2192
01:13:07,241 --> 01:13:09,206
>> WE ALL TALKED ABOUT WHAT
2193
01:13:09,206 --> 01:13:12,413
WE'RE ALL THANKFUL FOR?
2194
01:13:12,413 --> 01:13:13,448
WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
2195
01:13:13,448 --> 01:13:15,965
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR A LOT OF
2196
01:13:15,965 --> 01:13:16,206
THINGS.
2197
01:13:16,206 --> 01:13:17,896
YOU PUT THE SHORE STORE ON THE
2198
01:13:17,896 --> 01:13:18,068
MAP.
2199
01:13:18,068 --> 01:13:19,931
I CAN SAY THAT ALL THE WAY.
2200
01:13:19,931 --> 01:13:22,275
SHOP AT SHORESTORE.COM ANY TIME
2201
01:13:22,275 --> 01:13:23,172
YOU WANT.
2202
01:13:23,172 --> 01:13:26,137
>> NOW LOOK 10-YEARS LATER,
2203
01:13:26,137 --> 01:13:28,241
WE'RE HAVING THANKSGIVING DINNER
2204
01:13:28,241 --> 01:13:28,655
TOGETHER.
2205
01:13:28,655 --> 01:13:29,655
>> NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.
2206
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:32,310
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
2207
01:13:32,310 --> 01:13:32,965
YOU'RE COOKING SWEETS.
2208
01:13:32,965 --> 01:13:40,827
>> IN COMES DANNY SLASH OUR LAND
2209
01:13:40,827 --> 01:13:43,517
LORD, SLASH OURING NEW BOSS.
2210
01:13:43,517 --> 01:13:45,448
HE WAS IN CHARGE OF US THIS
2211
01:13:45,448 --> 01:13:45,689
SUMMER.
2212
01:13:45,689 --> 01:13:47,275
>> PART YOU OF STAYING HERE IS
2213
01:13:47,275 --> 01:13:48,827
DOING EVERYTHING FOR ME,
2214
01:13:48,827 --> 01:13:51,172
EVERYTHING FROM SELLING T-SHIRTS
2215
01:13:51,172 --> 01:13:52,000
TO STOCKING TO CLEANING.
2216
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,862
>> THIS GUY NEEDS BUSINESS.
2217
01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:56,379
I HOPE THIS IS NOT HARD WORK.
2218
01:13:56,379 --> 01:14:01,413
I DON'T WANT TO WORK, I AM A DJ.
2219
01:14:01,413 --> 01:14:03,000
>> FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW, WE
2220
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,379
HAD TO WORK TO STAY IN THE
2221
01:14:04,379 --> 01:14:05,896
HOUSE.
2222
01:14:05,896 --> 01:14:08,000
>> YOU SHOW UP DRUNK LATE,
2223
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,482
MESSED UP, YOU WILL BE FIRED.
2224
01:14:09,482 --> 01:14:10,344
>> WE GOT IT.
2225
01:14:10,344 --> 01:14:13,000
>> GOODNESS A PLEASURE MEETING
2226
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,758
YOU ALL.
2227
01:14:13,758 --> 01:14:17,482
>> DID WE DO SOMETHING STUPID
2228
01:14:17,482 --> 01:14:18,448
RIGHT NOW?
2229
01:14:18,448 --> 01:14:19,137
DO DO WE LEAVE.
2230
01:14:19,137 --> 01:14:24,689
>> LET'S DO THE FOLLOW GAME BUT
2231
01:14:24,689 --> 01:14:32,862
RUNNING.
2232
01:14:32,862 --> 01:14:33,517
>> MEATBALL.
2233
01:14:33,517 --> 01:14:35,000
>> HATS, TROUBLE.
2234
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,000
>> YOU CAN HIDE THROUGH THE
2235
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:37,206
RACKS.
2236
01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:38,655
YOU CAN SEE LITTLE HEADS.
2237
01:14:38,655 --> 01:14:41,000
>> WE WERE HIDING.
2238
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:45,310
FOLLOW ME OUT.
2239
01:14:45,310 --> 01:14:48,379
>> OKAY.
2240
01:14:48,379 --> 01:14:50,000
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
2241
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:50,758
>> YOU'RE KIDDING.
2242
01:14:50,758 --> 01:14:53,172
>> THAT WAS REALLY FUN DAY,
2243
01:14:53,172 --> 01:14:53,413
THOUGH.
2244
01:14:53,413 --> 01:14:54,896
THAT WAS THE FUNNEST DAY.
2245
01:14:54,896 --> 01:14:57,551
>> WHY ARE WE SEVEN?
2246
01:14:57,551 --> 01:14:59,896
>> DANNY IS UPSET BECAUSE ME AND
2247
01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:01,862
MY OTHER MEATBALL TOOK 60, I
2248
01:15:01,862 --> 01:15:02,517
FEEL REALLY BAD.
2249
01:15:02,517 --> 01:15:04,517
>> WHO CAN YOU BRING HIM?
2250
01:15:04,517 --> 01:15:09,965
>> BAKE HIM A CAKE, LIKE WE'RE
2251
01:15:09,965 --> 01:15:12,793
SORRY, DANNY.
2252
01:15:12,793 --> 01:15:14,206
>> THIS IS FOR YOU.
2253
01:15:14,206 --> 01:15:17,241
ME AND NICOLE MADE IT BUT WE ATE
2254
01:15:17,241 --> 01:15:17,827
IT.
2255
01:15:17,827 --> 01:15:19,862
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY LOVE THE
2256
01:15:19,862 --> 01:15:20,137
MEATBALLS.
2257
01:15:20,137 --> 01:15:23,310
>> YOU GAVE ME A HALF-EATEN
2258
01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:23,517
CAKE.
2259
01:15:23,517 --> 01:15:24,655
>> WE HAVE A LITTLE PIECE.
2260
01:15:24,655 --> 01:15:26,931
>> A WEIRD SMELL AND TASTE TO
2261
01:15:26,931 --> 01:15:27,103
IT.
2262
01:15:27,103 --> 01:15:28,862
WHEN YOU CUT INTO IT, IT IS
2263
01:15:28,862 --> 01:15:29,068
WEIRD.
2264
01:15:29,068 --> 01:15:31,000
>> REALLY?
2265
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,586
>> OH!
2266
01:15:32,586 --> 01:15:37,793
[LAUGHTER]
2267
01:15:37,793 --> 01:15:42,103
>> NOW WE'RE EVEN.
2268
01:15:42,103 --> 01:15:43,862
>> SORRY, DANNY.
2269
01:15:43,862 --> 01:15:44,413
YOU GOT ME.
2270
01:15:44,413 --> 01:15:46,620
>> NOW WE'RE EVEN.
2271
01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,103
>> YOU GOT CAKED.
2272
01:15:48,103 --> 01:15:50,206
>> I WAS APPREHENSIVE HAVING YOU
2273
01:15:50,206 --> 01:15:51,862
GUYS WORKING THE STORE.
2274
01:15:51,862 --> 01:15:52,827
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE.
2275
01:15:52,827 --> 01:15:53,896
>> WHY?
2276
01:15:53,896 --> 01:15:56,034
>> BECAUSE THE FIRST YEAR I
2277
01:15:56,034 --> 01:15:58,068
COULDN'T GET PEOPLE IN THE
2278
01:15:58,068 --> 01:15:58,448
STORE.
2279
01:15:58,448 --> 01:16:00,103
I LOST MONEY THE FIRST YEAR
2280
01:16:00,103 --> 01:16:02,137
BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED TO COME TO
2281
01:16:02,137 --> 01:16:05,379
IN, YOU HAD TO TAKE PICTURES AND
2282
01:16:05,379 --> 01:16:05,724
SIGN.
2283
01:16:05,724 --> 01:16:07,620
THE NEXT YEAR THERE WERE LINE
2284
01:16:07,620 --> 01:16:09,241
UPS DOWN THE SIDEWALK.
2285
01:16:09,241 --> 01:16:10,965
I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU GUYS.
2286
01:16:10,965 --> 01:16:13,000
>> YOU BETTER BE, YOU'RE RICH
2287
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:13,172
NOW.
2288
01:16:13,172 --> 01:16:15,137
>> WHAT A GIG.
2289
01:16:15,137 --> 01:16:17,310
YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE I'M SITTING
2290
01:16:17,310 --> 01:16:19,206
NEXT TO ANGELINA?
2291
01:16:19,206 --> 01:16:21,034
>> WOO.
2292
01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:23,724
>> ALWAYS A LITTLE BIT AFTER
2293
01:16:23,724 --> 01:16:23,931
HATER.
2294
01:16:23,931 --> 01:16:25,758
>> STOLE YOUR GIRL.
2295
01:16:25,758 --> 01:16:28,931
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR WHEN I TOOK
2296
01:16:28,931 --> 01:16:29,275
DANNY'S GIRL.
2297
01:16:29,275 --> 01:16:32,551
>> SAY HOW LONG HOT I WAS.
2298
01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:35,103
>> HOLY -- I TOOK THE BOSS'
2299
01:16:35,103 --> 01:16:36,137
GIRL.
2300
01:16:36,137 --> 01:16:40,103
I'M GETTING EVICTED.
2301
01:16:40,103 --> 01:16:41,827
>> MALFUNCTIONING.
2302
01:16:41,827 --> 01:16:44,689
>> WELL, DANNY, YOU'RE THE ONLY
2303
01:16:44,689 --> 01:16:45,827
BOSS WE INVITED TO
2304
01:16:45,827 --> 01:16:46,931
FRIENDSGIVING, SO YOU'RE MORE
2305
01:16:46,931 --> 01:16:48,275
THAN A BOSS, YOU ARE A FRIEND.
2306
01:16:48,275 --> 01:16:49,344
>> THANK YOU, NICE OF.
2307
01:16:49,344 --> 01:16:50,034
>> YOU SO SWEET.
2308
01:16:50,034 --> 01:16:51,931
>> AND THANK YOU FOR LETTING US
2309
01:16:51,931 --> 01:16:54,172
USE YOUR HOUSE AND WORK IN THERE
2310
01:16:54,172 --> 01:16:55,310
BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T BE HERE
2311
01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:55,931
WITHOUT THAT.
2312
01:16:55,931 --> 01:16:58,034
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU
2313
01:16:58,034 --> 01:16:58,241
GUYS.
2314
01:16:58,241 --> 01:17:00,931
IT WAS A GREAT TIME.
2315
01:17:00,931 --> 01:17:03,965
>> WE HAVE FOR FRIENDSGIVING
2316
01:17:03,965 --> 01:17:05,517
COMING SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
2317
01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:07,206
>> I'M GOING TO TAKE ONE OF
2318
01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:09,551
THOSE ITALIAN BREADS HOME AND
2319
01:17:09,551 --> 01:17:11,655
PUT A THICKEN CUTLET IN THAT
2320
01:17:11,655 --> 01:17:13,000
WITH SOME MAYONNAISE.
2321
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,310
>> HE JUST ATE A HUGE FEAST YOU
2322
01:17:15,310 --> 01:17:16,206
WOULDN'T BELIEVE AND HE'S
2323
01:17:16,206 --> 01:17:18,000
TALKING ABOUT A SANDWICH.
2324
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,896
>> SOMEONE IS HERE.
2325
01:17:21,896 --> 01:17:22,310
[DOORBELL RINGING]
2326
01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:25,068
>> SAMMY!
2327
01:17:25,068 --> 01:17:26,482
>> AWKWARD, AWKWARD.
2328
01:17:26,482 --> 01:17:29,034
>> OPPOSITE.
2329
01:17:29,034 --> 01:17:30,965
>> LAURIE.
2330
01:17:30,965 --> 01:17:33,758
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2331
01:17:33,758 --> 01:17:36,931
MRS. SITUATION.
2332
01:17:36,931 --> 01:17:39,000
>> YEAH!
2333
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:43,689
DRINK UP.
2334
01:17:43,689 --> 01:17:45,724
>> YOU EMBARRASSED HER.
2335
01:17:45,724 --> 01:17:48,172
>> WERE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR
2336
01:17:48,172 --> 01:17:49,137
MIKE'S WEDDING CUT?
2337
01:17:49,137 --> 01:17:51,344
>> I WAS, I'VE BEEN BEGGING HIM
2338
01:17:51,344 --> 01:17:52,448
TO GROW THAT OUT FOREVER.
2339
01:17:52,448 --> 01:17:56,724
>> YOU GOT THAT JOHN GOTTI GOING
2340
01:17:56,724 --> 01:17:56,896
ON.
2341
01:17:56,896 --> 01:18:00,103
>> BELL RANG, I FELT IT VIBRATE
2342
01:18:00,103 --> 01:18:00,586
IN MY POCKET.
2343
01:18:00,586 --> 01:18:01,310
>> SAM?
2344
01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:05,448
>> IT MIGHT BE THE SAMMY.
2345
01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:08,379
WHAT'S UP.
2346
01:18:08,379 --> 01:18:10,034
THAT WAS LIKE 30-SECOND WALK
2347
01:18:10,034 --> 01:18:11,344
DOWN THE BLOCK.
2348
01:18:11,344 --> 01:18:12,379
HEY, YOUR NEIGHBOR IS HERE.
2349
01:18:12,379 --> 01:18:16,448
>> HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE.
2350
01:18:16,448 --> 01:18:17,965
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANGELINA'S
2351
01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:18,172
CRISP.
2352
01:18:18,172 --> 01:18:19,827
>> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO
2353
01:18:19,827 --> 01:18:20,862
WALK NEXT DOOR?
2354
01:18:20,862 --> 01:18:24,448
>> ABOUT 30 SECONDS
2355
01:18:24,448 --> 01:18:24,724
[DOORBELL]
2356
01:18:24,724 --> 01:18:26,896
>> SOMEBODY'S WIFE IS HERE.
2357
01:18:26,896 --> 01:18:32,620
>> HIENING .
2358
01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:33,689
>> OH!
2359
01:18:33,689 --> 01:18:35,620
>> MY NIECE!
2360
01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:37,034
SO STINKING CUTE.
2361
01:18:37,034 --> 01:18:39,827
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JEN AND
2362
01:18:39,827 --> 01:18:41,448
THE BABY.
2363
01:18:41,448 --> 01:18:43,517
>> SHE IS PERFECT.
2364
01:18:43,517 --> 01:18:44,896
>> THAT OUTFIT.
2365
01:18:44,896 --> 01:18:46,551
>> LOOK AT THAT LITTLE MOVIE
2366
01:18:46,551 --> 01:18:46,758
STAR.
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01:18:46,758 --> 01:18:49,172
>> I'M YOUR UNCLE PAULY.
2368
01:18:49,172 --> 01:18:50,551
REMEMBER ME?
2369
01:18:50,551 --> 01:18:52,310
I'M THE WIN WITH THE FUNNY HAIR.
2370
01:18:52,310 --> 01:18:56,206
>> SHE IS LIKE, WERE ARE THERE
2371
01:18:56,206 --> 01:18:58,448
SO MANY GUIDOS IN ONE ROOM.
2372
01:18:58,448 --> 01:19:00,965
>> LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE CHEEKS.
2373
01:19:00,965 --> 01:19:01,758
MUNCH KIN.
2374
01:19:01,758 --> 01:19:03,034
>> DEFINITELY IF YOU TOLD ME
2375
01:19:03,034 --> 01:19:05,000
NINE-YEARS AGO I WOULD BE HERE
2376
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,620
TODAY HOLDING A BABY, I WOULD
2377
01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:08,862
HAVE PROBABLY LOOKED YOU IN YOUR
2378
01:19:08,862 --> 01:19:10,586
FACE, YEAH, RIGHT, HONESTLY, I
2379
01:19:10,586 --> 01:19:12,965
WOULDN'T CHANGE THE FEELING I
2380
01:19:12,965 --> 01:19:16,034
HAVE FOR HER IN THE WORLD.
2381
01:19:16,034 --> 01:19:18,379
SHE MAKES ME FEEL A WAY THAT
2382
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,344
I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE.
2383
01:19:20,344 --> 01:19:21,689
>> SO PRECIOUS.
2384
01:19:21,689 --> 01:19:22,655
YOU ARE ASO PRECIOUS.
2385
01:19:22,655 --> 01:19:27,413
>> HI, CUTIE.
2386
01:19:27,413 --> 01:19:32,241
>> HE IS IS SO CUTE.
2387
01:19:32,241 --> 01:19:35,413
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE VEGAS.
2388
01:19:35,413 --> 01:19:37,689
SHE IS SO CUTE, I LOVE HER.
2389
01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:40,413
SHE GIVES ME BABY FEVER.
2390
01:19:40,413 --> 01:19:42,896
>> YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
2391
01:19:42,896 --> 01:19:46,068
>> CRAZY FORESHADOWING GOING ON
2392
01:19:46,068 --> 01:19:46,379
RIGHT HERE.
2393
01:19:46,379 --> 01:19:47,965
>> THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE.
2394
01:19:47,965 --> 01:19:49,793
>> YOU LOOK GOOD WITH A BABY.
2395
01:19:49,793 --> 01:19:59,137
>> CONGRESS CONJUGAL VISIT.
2396
01:19:59,137 --> 01:20:00,862
>> I LOVE IT THAT'S WHAT
2397
01:20:00,862 --> 01:20:02,310
FRIENDSGIVING IS ALL ABOUT, THE
2398
01:20:02,310 --> 01:20:05,586
MORE THE MARRIER, I'M GLAD
2399
01:20:05,586 --> 01:20:06,896
EVERYONE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
2400
01:20:06,896 --> 01:20:11,724
ARE HERE TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
2401
01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:13,655
>> WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR,
2402
01:20:13,655 --> 01:20:16,000
SINCE IT IS THANKSGIVING.
2403
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,172
>> I'M THANKFUL FOR SO MUCH
2404
01:20:18,172 --> 01:20:18,551
LATELY.
2405
01:20:18,551 --> 01:20:19,241
>> THE OBVIOUS.
2406
01:20:19,241 --> 01:20:21,275
>> MY BABY, MY FAMILY.
2407
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:24,241
>> THIS TURNED INTO A REAL
2408
01:20:24,241 --> 01:20:24,965
FRIENDSGIVING.
2409
01:20:24,965 --> 01:20:25,448
EVERYONE CAME.
2410
01:20:25,448 --> 01:20:27,275
>> I LOVE IT.
2411
01:20:27,275 --> 01:20:33,413
>> WE HAVE TRAYS INSIDE.
2412
01:20:33,413 --> 01:20:35,931
THAT'S SOMETHING MIKE CAN GET
2413
01:20:35,931 --> 01:20:36,310
BEHIND.
2414
01:20:36,310 --> 01:20:37,827
>> TRUTH BE TOLD THAT THE BEST
2415
01:20:37,827 --> 01:20:42,103
PART OF A THANKSGIVING IS THE
2416
01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:42,379
LEFTOVERS.
2417
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:46,620
>> MIKE IS THERE SO I WOULDN'T
2418
01:20:46,620 --> 01:20:47,551
WAIT TOO LONG.
2419
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,034
>> YOU HAVE TWO TRAYS.
2420
01:20:49,034 --> 01:20:51,620
>> THIS IS A MIDNIGHT SNACK FOR
2421
01:20:51,620 --> 01:20:54,517
ME AND THE WIFEY, WE'RE NOT
2422
01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:55,206
PLAYING AROUND TONIGHT.
2423
01:20:55,206 --> 01:20:56,965
WHAT A SPREAD.
2424
01:20:56,965 --> 01:21:00,482
>> THICKEN CUTLETS.
2425
01:21:00,482 --> 01:21:04,655
-- CHICKEN CUT LETS.
2426
01:21:04,655 --> 01:21:11,689
>> I DON'T COOK.
2427
01:21:11,689 --> 01:21:14,448
I'M TAKING A PLATE FOR MY KIDS
2428
01:21:14,448 --> 01:21:16,000
LUNCHES, BECAUSE I DON'T COOK.
2429
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,241
THANK YOU, PAULA.
2430
01:21:17,241 --> 01:21:17,965
I'M SET FOR A WEEK.
2431
01:21:17,965 --> 01:21:19,689
>> THIS WAS OUR FIRST
2432
01:21:19,689 --> 01:21:21,241
THANKSGIVING AND I'M THINKING
2433
01:21:21,241 --> 01:21:25,034
WHY HAVE WE NOT DONE THIS
2434
01:21:25,034 --> 01:21:27,862
BEFORE, AND 10-YEARS HAVE
2435
01:21:27,862 --> 01:21:28,551
ALREADY PASSED.
2436
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:34,448
>> THANK YOU 4/COMING TOEN
2437
01:21:34,448 --> 01:21:36,827
ISLAND, YOU HAVE -- THANK YOU
2438
01:21:36,827 --> 01:21:38,724
FOR COMING TO STATEN ISLAND, YOU
2439
01:21:38,724 --> 01:21:41,000
HAVE YOUR GOODY BADS, NOW LEAVE.
2440
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:41,931
>> HEY!
2441
01:21:41,931 --> 01:21:45,241
>> WHO HOOKED UP WITH WHO, WHO
2442
01:21:45,241 --> 01:21:47,034
FOUGHT WHO, WE ARE ABLE TO SIT
2443
01:21:47,034 --> 01:21:49,689
DOWN, IT SHOWS WHO WE ARE AS A
2444
01:21:49,689 --> 01:21:50,137
FAMILY.
2445
01:21:50,137 --> 01:21:51,137
THE FACT THAT EVERYONE WAS ABLE
2446
01:21:51,137 --> 01:21:53,137
TO COME TO HERE AND EAT MY MOM'S
2447
01:21:53,137 --> 01:21:54,931
FOOD AND HAVE A GREAT TIME.
2448
01:21:54,931 --> 01:21:56,344
IT WAS AMAZING.
2449
01:21:56,344 --> 01:21:59,620
BUT I DON'T WANT A CARB IN MY
2450
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:01,103
SIGHT UNTIL NEXT THANKSGIVING.
2451
01:22:01,103 --> 01:22:01,724
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
2452
01:22:01,724 --> 01:22:05,793
>> SEE YOU, BRO.
2453
01:22:05,793 --> 01:22:07,517
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
2454
01:22:07,517 --> 01:22:09,310
>> LOVE YOU, PAULY.
2455
01:22:09,310 --> 01:22:13,448
>> BYE, UNCLE NINO.
2456
01:22:13,448 --> 01:22:14,931
>> BRING MY JACKET HOME
2457
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:15,310
TOMORROW, PAL LA.
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