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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY

FRIENDSGIVING?

>> PULL OF A CHAIR TO THE JERZEY

SHORE'S FRIENDSGIVING TABLE.

>> WHO CARES ABOUT THANKSGIVING.

>> US GUIDOS.

>> SO SIT BACK.

>> RUG READY FOR REAL DIN NEARLY

PASS THE GRAVY AND HELP US

CELEBRATE THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW

HOW.

>> GOOD NEWS IS I WOKE UP IN

FEAST MODE!

>> JERSEY STYLE.

>> I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE

[BLEEP]

>> BUT, I WAS MISTAKEN.

>> BECAUSE WE'RE GETTING

TOGETHER LOOK BACK AT ALL THE

MOMENTS WE'RE THANKFUL FOR.

>> MY MAN IS SLEEP WALKING.

>> YOU GOT ME HOME SAFE, YOU

ALL.

THANKS, MIKE.

>> AND SOME OF THE MOMENTS WE'RE

JUST THANKFUL ARE OVER.

>> I HATE MYSELF.

>> THAT'S ONE SHOT.

WHILE WE CELEBRATE WITH AN

ITALIAN THANKSGIVING FEAST.

>> MA WHY ARE THERE TWO TURKEYS?

>> SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU HAVE

ENOUGH.

>> WHERE EVERYONE IS INVITED.

>> SOMEONE IS HERE.

>> OH, YEAH.

FRIENDSGIVING, YEAH!

>> SCREAMING AT THE TABLE.

>> CHEAT DATE TODAY, BOY.

>> WHO'S COMING HERE TODAY,

THEN.

>> ALL MY FRIENDS ARE COMING FOR

FRIENDSGIVING, LIKE PAULY,

RONNIE, JENNI, NICOLE, SAM.

>> SAM?

>> NO, I'M KIDDING.

>> SO THANKSGIVING IS USUALLY

WITH MY FAMILY.

I HAVE A BIG ITALIAN FAMILY.

FRIENDSGIVING IS LIKE A SEPARATE

THANKSGIVING DINNER FOR MY

FRIENDS, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE

WE'VE GONE SO LONG KNOWING EACH

OTHER AND WE'VE NEVER HAD A

FRIENDSGIVING TOGETHER.

>> THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD?

>> I NEVER THINK I HAVE ENOUGH

FOOD.

>> THIS SHOULD BE EXCITING.

I WORE MY STRETCHY PANTS.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I WORE

[BLEEP] JEANS.

>> I HOPE YOU BROUGHT, LIKE,

SWEATS TO CHANGE INTO.

>> NO, BUT I BROUGHT SLIPPERS.

>> THAT IS NOT GOING TO HELP

YOUR BIG [BLEEP] WHEN YOU EAT

ALL THIS [BLEEP]

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T

DONE THIS YET.

>> I KNOW.

>> THIS IS A FIRST.

>> WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE

TOGETHER.

LET'S THROW THANKSGIVING IN

WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

>> I THINK VINNY SAID HE HAD A

SURPRISE WHEN WE GOT THERE.

>> OH, YEAH?

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> WHAT'S UP, GUYS.

COME ON IN.

THAT'S MY MOM.

THESE ARE MY BARBERS.

>> ARE THEY HERE TO EAT.

>> GETTING A HAIRCUT.

>> YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HAIRCUT

ON THANKSGIVING.

>> I NEED MY HAIRCUT, MY COLOR

DONE.

>> I DON'T THINK THEY DO WOMENS

A.

>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL KEEP DOING

WHAT I'M DOING THEN.

>> I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE

FOOD.

HOW ITALIANS DO THANKSGIVING.

I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE I HEARD WE

WERE DOING THIS.

>> I MIGHT NOT EAT A LOT SO CAN

INDULGE ON DESSERT.

I LOVE APPLE CRISP PIE AND

CHEESECAKE.

PEPPERONI AND MOZZARELLA.

>> WE WILL BE ON THE COUCH

TOGETHER.

>> I'LL DIE.

>> I PURPOSELY DIDN'T EAT,

MYSELF, EITHER BECAUSE I KNEW WE

WAS GOING TO REALLY TURN UP.

>> I FEEL THAT.

>> STOP.

>> YOU JUST DIDN'T HAVE

BREAKFAST.

>> THE BARBERS ARE GETTING SET

UP.

>> VINNY.

>> WHAT?

>> I THINK UNCLE NINO ON IS OS

WAY.

>> WHY IS UNCLE NINO ON HIS WAY.

THIS IS FRIENDSGIVING.

>> HE'S YOUR FRIEND.

>> NO HE'S NOT.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME,

UNCLE NINO.

>> UNCLE NINO.

IT'S THANKSGIVING, VIN.

>> HEY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING,

PAULA.

>> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

>> YOU LOOK LIKE THE UNDER

TAKER.

YOU GOT BREAD IN YOUR POCKET?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

I GOT MORE IN THE CAR.

A BUNCH MORE.

>> IS THAT A LOUIS VUITTON BELT?

>> IT IS LOUIS VUITTON, YEAH.

>> REMEMBER GETTING GUCCI SUITS

OFF THE TRUCK.

YOU BOUGHT THEM FOR ME, RIGHT?

>> WE DON'T DO THAT ANY MORE, IT

IS 2018.

TUCK YOUR KNUCKLES IN.

HE GOT IT SOMEWHERE.

SOMEONE IS MISSING A LOUIS

VUITTON BELT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU DID BRING UNCLE NINO'S

VINO.

>> YEAH, THE WINE.

>> WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T

EMBARRASS ME.

>> WHAT?

>> I'M HOSTING TODAY.

>> THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE.

YOU NEED TWO OF THEM.

>> THERE IS MY BOYFRIEND'S

HOUSE.

I CAN SMELL PAULA'S COOKING FROM

HERE.

>> I SMELL THE CHICKEN CUTLETS.

>> DID SOMEBODY SAY

FRIENDSGIVING?

>> HEY!

WHAT UP, MAN.

HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.

>> HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.

>> IING WOKE UP IN FEAST MODE!

[LAUGHTER]

>> MY NEPHEW.

HEY.

>> UNCLE NINO IS WEARING A LOUIS

VUITTON BELT.

>> OKAY.

LOUIS VUITTON.

GOD BLESS LOUIS VUITTON.

>> WE SMELLED IT ALL THE WAY UP

TO THE HIGHWAY.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> MY LOVE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> WORKING ALL MORNING.

>> LOOK AT THIS SPREAD.

>> PAULA, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE

DOING HERE.

>> THIS IS HOW ITALIANS DO

THANKSGIVING.

WE'VE GOT THE ITALIAN FOOD PLUS

ALL OF THE AMERICAN THANKSGIVING

FOOD.

TURKEY, STUFFING.

>> IT IS BASICALLY SUNDAY DINNER

WITH TURKEY.

>> YEAH, LIKE SWEET POTATO.

[BLEEP]

>> YOU STUFFED TURKEY TURKEH

PASTA.

>> TURKEY AND HAM.

>> .

IS THERE A MASH?

>> YES.

>> IS THERE A STUFFING.

>> THERE IS A STUFFING, A MASH,

SOMETIMES THERE IS MAC AND

CHEESE.

>> BUT BAKED WITH THE CRISP OVER

TOP.

>> YEAH.

>> SO BARBERS ARE OUTSIDE.

YOU NEED A HAIRCUT?

>> OH, YOU ARE A LIFE SAVER.

>> THEY COME TO HIS HOUSE.

>> LIKE THE DOGS.

[BLEEP]

LIKE THE DOGS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> LOOK AT THIS.

>> OH, JAM.

>> GOT TO GET A CUT BEFORE THE

CARB.

WE'RE CLEANING YOU UP?

>> YEAH, IF YOU COULD.

PERFECT, MY MAN.

>> YO, VIN, YOU REALLY DID THE

HOOK UP OUT HERE FOR THIS

BARBER.

>> HAIRCUTS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.

>> HAIRCUTS MAKE YOU LOOK

THINNER.

>> THAT'S WHY YOU BROUGHT UP THE

SIDES.

>> HONESTLY, WE'VE HAD SO MANY

HAIRCUTS, I GOT SOME ON MY

PHONE.

>> BARBERSHOP IS ALWAYS FUN WHEN

WE GET THERE.

SERVE A CHARACTER.

WHO IS MAKING FUN OF WHO.

>> RONNIE WHY ARE YOU GRILLING

ME, SON?

YOU TRYING TO SEE MY STYLE, SON?

>> OBVIOUSLY, MY STYLE IS

WORKING.

KISS AND TELL.

>> WE'RE IN THE BARBERSHOP AND

EVERYTHING COMES OUT.

>> THAT IS A SKINNY OVER THERE

YOU HAVE TO STAY FRESH TO DEATH,

I CALL.

IT FRESH OUTFIT, FRESH HAIRCUT,

FRESH TAN, STAY FRESH.

>> WERE ARE YOU WEARING A THONG.

>> IT TAKES 25-MINUTES TO DO MY

HAIR.

IT COMES OUT PERFECT EVERY TIME.

>> YOUNGER NOW.

>> THESE ARE RULES TO LIVE BY.

SHAVE LAST MINUTE, HAIRCUT THE

DAY OFF.

TANNING IN THE GYM.

THE GUIDO HAND BOOK.

FRESH HAIRCUT.

>> WE WAS ALWAYS FRESH TO DEATH.

>> MY HAIRCUT IS THE SAME.

WE STILL NEED IT THREE-DAYS.

>> IN ITALY, WE WERE CUTTING

EACH OTHER'S HAIR.

>> YOU LOOKED LIKE THE FRIAR.

>> I HAD TO SHAVE IT ALL.

>> HIS MOHAWK WENT TO A NO-HAWK.

>> I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO BE

PAULA IN 50-YEARS.

QUIT ALL MY JOBS AND JUST COOK

FOR MY BABY BOY.

>> I'M TWO.

>> WHO BUYS 300-POUNDS WORTH OF

WINE.

>> DO YOU.

>> I DO.

>> HELLO?

OH, IT SMELLS DELICIOUS!

>> SNOOKI KOOKY BABY.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL

THE GOOD STUFF ON THANKSGIVING.

THE FOOD, THE DESSERTS, UNCLE

NINO.

IT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD TIME.

>> I'M SERVING.

WHERE ARE THE BOUNCE?

>> THE BARBERSHOP IS OUTSIDE.

>> WHO GETS BARBERSHOPS ON

THANKSGIVING.

>> I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS IT

IS NO HAIR INSIDE WITH THE FOOD,

THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT.

>> WHEN I THOUGHT HOW SHE

TREATED HIM BIKE A BABY I

THOUGHT, HE'S AN ADULT, WHAT THE

SNELL NOW THAT I HAVE A SON, I

SEE.

IT I AM GOING TO BE THE SAME

EXACT WAY AND I'M GOING TO BABY

MY SON UNTIL HE IS 55.

>> MAKE AMERICA TAN AGAIN.

HEY, SNOOKI.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

>> JUST GETTING HAIRCUTS.

>> WHY?

>> STAYING FRESH ON

THANKSGIVING.

>> WHO ON THANKSGIVING?

>> US GUIDOS.

>> I LIKE THE COLOR SCHEMES.

>> HE JUST SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A

TURKEY.

>> I'M GOING TO HELP YOUR MOM.

>> BYE.

BYE SUPER MODEL.

>> SAVE US SOME FOOD.

>>

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> I HAVE TO IMPRESS UNCLE NINO.

OF COURSE VINNY SEASON HELPING

HITS MOTHER ONE BIT.

THAT'S WHAT THE GIRLS ARE FOR

BECAUSE WE APPRECIATE MAMA

PAULA.

>> SEXY AS EVER.

>> HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN EACH

OTHER NOW?

>> 10-YEARS.

>> REMEMBER WHEN HE GOT IN THE

HOT TUB WITH YOU, LOOKING AT

YOUR BUTT.

>> EVERY TIME.

>> HALLELUJAH.

DING.

OH MY.

PARADISE.

I'M IN HEAVEN.

>> I WAS IN SHOCK.

I WAS, LIKE, WOW!

>> SHE PROBABLY TRYS NOT TO

REMEMBER THAT.

>> I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I

MET YOU.

SHE IS A [BLEEP]

>> TO THE HOUSE -- NO, NO, A

LITTLE.

NO, WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WE WERE

WALKING INTO.

AND YOU HAD BEACH TOWELS AND

EVERYTHING AND YOU COMPLETELY

IGNORED ME.

YOU WALKED RIGHT FRONT OF ME AND

YOU SAID, I'M GOING TO --

>> SHE HAD THAT BIKINI ON.

>> I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS HER.

SHUT UP.

>> DID I KNOW IT WAS YOU?

>> YOU KNEW I WAS VINNY'S MOM.

COMPLETELY IGNORED ME.

>> YOU KNOW THE FIRST TIME YOU

MEET PEOPLE.

>> YOU MADE UP FOR IT.

IT IS ALL GOOD.

>> IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNEW

NOW.

>> YOU WOULD HAVE SAID HI?

>> NOT HIS, I LOVE YOU.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FIRST

TIME WE ALL FELL IN LOVE WITH

PAULA.

>> YO THIS IS MY ROOMMATES.

VINNY'S FAMILY WALKS THROUGH THE

DOOR.

HERE COMES A MOM, A SISTER, A

COUSIN, ANOTHER COUSIN, THEY

KEPT COPPING.

>> WHO IS GOING TO COME HELP US

GET THE FOOD OUT OF THE TRUNK.

>> HOW MANY TRAYS YOU GOT?

>> FOUR.

>> MY HAIR LOOKED TERRIBLE.

>> YOU HAVE A GOOD HAIRCUT.

>> I HOPE IT IS ENOUGH.

>> IT IS ENOUGH, BELIEVE ME.

>> WE'RE SUCH BABIES.

>> YOU LEFT.

>> I LEFT.

>> YOU WENT TO THE BEACH WITH

TOM.

>> SO SHE BROUGHT A SMORGASBORD

OF FOOD.

SHE WANTED ME TO FEEL LIKE I WAS

HOME AGAIN AND THAT IS HOW YOU

EAT AT HOME.

>> WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>> MOM, THAT WAS GOOD.

I'M GOING TO START COMING TO

YOUR HOUSE JUST TO EAT.

>> I BROUGHT THE FOOD, I CLEANED

AND I LEFT.

>> VINNY WAS SO SAD WHEN YOU

LEFT.

>> WHEN I GOT HOME, I WENT TO

HIS ROOM AND SAT AT THE FOOT OF

HIS BED, AND I WAS DONE.

>> THIS FOOD IS UNREAL.

GOT THE GIGALO BREAD HERE.

>> YOU REMEMBER OUR FIRST FAMILY

DINNER TOGETHER?

>> THIS IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF

FOOD, DUDE.

BRING THIS UP STAIRS.

THE SITUATION, THE HEAD OF THE

HOUSE.

I CAME IN LIKE GOD'S GIFT TO THE

JERZEY SHORE.

>> LIKE YOU WERE THE DAD.

>> HE JUST LOOKS LIKE THE DAD

NOW.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE HAVING

ROAST ALREADY.

>> HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.

>> HAPPY FRIENDSGIVING.

YOU LOOK SO CUTE, MEATBALL.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> IT IS LIKE DRIED FRIGHT.

AND THEN I GOT SOME -- DRIED

FRUIT, AND THEN I GOT SOME WINE.

PAULA IS GOING TO BE, LIKE, YOU

BROUGHT DRIED FRUIT?

SHE IS ALL ABOUT FRESH.

>> WE HAD THIS UNSPOKEN THING WE

COULDN'T TALK ABOUT THE CAMERAS

BECAUSE ALL THE PRODUCERS ARE

LIKE, DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM.

FINALLY RONNIE NEEDED SOMETHING

TO BE DONE AND, LIKE WHAT DO I

DO?

FINALLY, SOMEONE IS AND

KNOWLEDGING THERE ARE PEOPLE

FOLLOWING US.

THE FIRST ONE TO BREAK THE WALL.

>> HELLO?

HELLO?

>> HI.

>> DEENA.

>> OH, YOU CAME WITH THE

COOKIES.

>> HI EVERYONE.

I'M GLAD EVERYBODY BROUGHT WINE.

>> YOUR NEIGHBOR IS HERE.

>> HELLO, VINNY.

>> HI.

HOW YOU DOING?

>> SO HI.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> YOU ARE LATE.

THEY SAY YOU LIVE ON STATEN

ISLAND.

>> MY NEIGHBOR.

>> MY NEIGHBOR?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

>> I GOT YOU THIS.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU --

>> WHAT IS THAT?

>> DRIED FRUIT.

>> I TOLD YOU.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

SOMEBODY WILL HAVE IT, I'M SURE.

>> VINNY WAS SO NICE YOU INVITED

ANGELINA.

>> SHE REALLY WENT TO SCHOOL TO

YOU?

>> THEY GO TO THE SAME GYM.

>> GUESS WHAT, PAULA, YOUR BOY

VINNY HERE AND ANGELINA ARE

SECRETLY IN LOVE.

CHECK THIS OUT.

>> OH, BOY.

THE TENSION IN THIS HOUSE, YOU

CAN CUT IT WITH A KNIFE.

>> EVERYBODY TALKS BAD ABOUT

EACH OTHER BUT THIS ONE --

>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

>> YOU'RE [BLEEP] CHEATING.

>> I'M NOT CHEATING.

>> YOU WENT OUT WITH ROB

KARDASHIAN.

>> THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOMENT

IN JERZEY SHORE HISTORY.

>> SHUT UP -- [BLEEP]

>> I HATE HIM.

I CAN'T STAND VINNY.

>> RONNIE, CHECK THIS OUT, BRO.

>> OH!

>> ME AND ANGELINA NEED SOME

PRIVACY.

>> GOING TO LET YOU SMUSH, BRO.

WE AIN'T EVEN GOING TO BOTHER

YOU, BRO.

>> PAULY, ARE YOU LITTLE JEALOUS

OF THIS WHOLE THING?

>> OF DOORS, HE'S MINE.

>> IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, MY

QUESTION TO YOU IS WHY DID YOU

BANG ME, THEN.

>> QUESTION TO YOU, WHY DID YOU

BANG HER, THEN.

>> IN STATEN ISLAND, MAYBE THIS

IS THEIR WAY OF FLIRTING.

>> HAMSTER CAGE.

>> I WANT TO PUT THE HAMSTER IN

THE STRIPPER SHOWER BECAUSE IT

LOOKS LIKE LITTLE HAMSTER CAGE.

YOU KNOW.

>> WHAT YOU DID SMACK HIM FOR.

>> THAT'S THE FIRST TIME VINNY

EVER GOT SMACKED IN HIS WHOLE

LIFE.

>> SHE DID IT, SHE DID IT.

SHE SMACKED ME.

THAT ONE OVER THERE.

>> I WANT TO BEG YOU FOR [BLEEP]

>> ALREADY BEEN THERE, DONE

THAT.

WASN'T THAT GREAT.

>> FACTS.

>> WHATEVER.

GROW UP AND GO TO SLEEP.

I CAN'T WITH THIS [BLEEP] KID.

I CAN'T.

>> HOLD UP, LET'S TALK ABOUT

THIS FOR A SECOND.

WHAT THE HEALTH, ANGELINA.

>> IT IS NOT A ONE-WAY STREET.

>> LET'S GO TO ANOTHER CLIP.

>> SO DO YOU THE SWEET POTATO

WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS, BAKED.

>> YEAH.

>> MY GRANDMOTHER DOES THAT.

IT IS SO GOOD.

>> IS THAT AN ITALIAN SOMETHING.

>> THAT'S AMERICAN.

>> YOU CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING.

>> SERVICE DAY YOU CELEBRATE

THANKSGIVING.

>> EVERY SUNDAY.

>> WHAT THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS

DO YOU HAVE.

>> THANKSGIVING WITH ALL THE

STRAY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE.

>> FRIENDSGIVING IS A BIG THING.

I'M GLAD WE'RE DOING IT.

>> WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?

>> I'M THANKFUL TO BE ALIVE.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU TO BE

OUR UNCLE.

>> I NEVER HAD A CRAZY UNCLE.

>> I LOVE YOU BACK.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR A VERY CRAZY

THING THAT HAPPENED, WHICH WAS

YOU GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

>> I WISH I WAS THERE, I WOULD

HAVE KILLED THE --

>> IT MADE US CARE AND

APPRECIATE YOU, ALL OF US.

>> IT BROUGHT US CLOSER.

>> YEAH.

>> REMEMBER HOW MUCH BACKLASH?

PEOPLE WEREN'T READY TO SEE A

GUY HURT A GIRL.

THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN.

>> HE WAS A FIGHTER, TOO.

HE KNEW HOW TO THROW A PUNCH.

>> YOU PUNCH LIKE A -- BRO.

>> COME AT ME, BRO.

>> I'M SCREAMING, GETTING SHOTS

FOR VINNY AND RON.

THOSE GUYS TOOK OUR SHOTS.

>> THAT'S NOT FOR YOU.

[BLEEP]

THAT'S NOT FOR YOU.

WHO ARE YOU?

>> YOU CAN SEE IN THE GUY'S

FACE, HE'S WASTED.

>> STOP STEALING OUR SHOTS.

>> I'M SCARED.

>> WHOA!

>> I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM.

>> THAT KID IS NEVER GOING TO BE

ABLE TO WALK THIS EARTH AGAIN.

>> THAT HURT.

I THOUGHT MY TEETH FELL OUT.

>> I THOUGHT YOUR TEETH FELL

OUT, THE WAY YOU WERE BLEEDING.

>> WE ALL GOT NEW TEETH ANYWAYS.

>> I FEEL LIKE BEFORE THAT

MOMENT, I WAS AN OUT CAST.

NO ONE REALLY TALKED TO ME.

I HATED EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY

WERE SO MEAN TO ME.

BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT MADE

EVERYONE REALIZE, OH, WE

ACTUALLY LIKE HER.

>> YOU AND I SAT UNTIL THE

AMBULANCE UNTIL THE SUN CAME OUT

MAKING SURE YOU WERE OKAY AND I

REMEMBER THINKING, I CAN NEVER

LEAVE THIS GIRL'S SIDE AGAIN.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?

>> I NEVER MADE YOU RUM JUICE?

>> NO.

>> EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE RUM

JUICE.

WATERMELON, SELTZER WATER.

>> IT IS THANKSGIVING SO DRAN SO

CRANBERRIES.

WE WILL MAKE IT REAL FESTIVE.

>> YOU'RE NOT MAKING THAT FOR

THE BABY, THE BABY'S BOTTLE.

>> VIRGIN.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING

VIRGIN.

>> WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU

HAVE AKNOWN A VIRGIN.

>> 50-YEARS.

>> THE DRINK TABLE.

>> ONE THING I'M THANKFUL FOR, I

AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS

FIGHTING IN THE HOUSE.

YOU GIRLS WERE WORSE THAN I WAS.

>> YOU HAD THE MOST FIGHTS

TOGETHER.

>> ME AND MIKE HAD THE MOST

ARGUMENTS AND THEN THE ONE

FIGHT.

IT WAS BUILD UP.

>> THAT WAS A SCARY FIGHT.

>> LET'S DO A TOAST TO ME NOT

BEING THE ONLY CRAZY -- FIGHTING

IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU GIRLS

WERE WORSE THAN I WAS.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

>> RUDE.

THERE IS A LOT OF -- GIRLS AT

CLUB 21 TONIGHT, IT SO ANNOYING.

>> FALL BACK.

>> I WAS ANGRY, LIKE BACK THE

[BLEEP]

>> REALLY -- I WILL [BLEEP]

KNOCK YOU OUT.

>> OH.

>> I NEED TO STICK UP FOR MY

GIRL, SO I JUMP IN AND GO LIKE

SCORE MONKEY.

>> I'M PULLING SOME GIRLS HAIR

AND SOME GIRL IS PULLING MY HAIR

AND I REALIZE IT IS MY MEATBALL,

DEENA.

>> YOU DID A LOT IN ITALY.

I WAS ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GET

LOCKED UP IN ITALY AND COULDN'T

COME HOME.

>> RONNIE AND I LEAVE AND SEE

THIS GUY ANDING HIS GIRLFRIEND

AT THE BAR MAKING FUN OF US THE

WHOLE NIGHT.

THEY FOLLOW US AND HARASS US.

>> I'M NOT FROM STAND STATEN,

BRO.

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

>> I KNEW THE GUY WANTED TO

FIGHT.

ANGELINA IS ANTAGONIZING IT.

>> IS THAT A FAKE LOUIS VUITTON?

IS THAT SUN DRESS?

MY GRANDMA WEARS THAT.

>> STOP.

STOP YOU'RE ANTAGONIZING IT,

SAM.

>> RONNIE PUSHES ME, I'M LIKE,

I'M OUT AND I JUST WALK.

IT WENT DOWNHILL.

>> I DIDN'T LIKE HOW SHE WAS

ANTAGONIZING THAT.

>> YOU' MAKING IT WORSE.

YOU'RE ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE.

>> WHAT SWING IS THAT?

OH!

WEDGY.

DON'T TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU WERE RIGHT TO HAVE THAT

EMOTION.

>> I WAS TRYING NOT TO FIGHT.

I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> IS EVERYBODY ON A SHORT

LEASH?

>> YELLING AT US AND STARTED

MAKING FUN OF SNOOKI.

>> WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

>> YOU DON'T CALL MY FRIENDS

FAT.

>> YOU WERE NOT, YOU WERE A

MEATBALL.

>> THAT'S FAT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> SHE CALLED HER FAT AND THAT

TRIGGERED ME.

>> I WANTED TO [BLEEP] THIS

GIRL'S WHOLE LIFE UP.

I'M, LIKE, DUMB -- GRABBED MY

FAKE HAIR.

I HATE HAIR PULLERS.

PEOPLE AREN'T READY BECAUSE I'M

LEFT HANDED, SO NOBODY IS

EXPECTING A LEFT.

OUR SECURITY, I WAS LIKE, NO,

SHE'S MINE.

I'M GOING TO DO BACK FLIPS ON

SOMEBODY.

I PHYSICALLY ONLY SAW ONE FIGHT

OF MINE.

>> LIKE I'M WATCHING TV WITH YOU

GUYS, I'M WATCHING EVERY DAY, I

LOVE YOUR SHOW.

>> HIJACKED THE SCENE.

I NEED MORE CAMERA TIME.

I NEED MORE CAMERA TIME.

>> GET OUT OF HERE, WE'RE ALMOST

DONE.

>> THANK GOD WE'RE NOT GOING TO

BE FIGHTING TODAY.

>> IT IS STILL EARLY.

>> FACT.

>> IN THE ITALIAN HOUSEHOLD WE

LEAVE THE COOKING TO THE

EXPERTS.

GUYS DO THE GUY THING, PLAY

FOOTBALL, BOTCHY BALL.

>> TRY TO GET CLOSE TO THAT

WHITE BALL.

>> AND WE HAVE TO GET MIKE AWAY

FROM THE FOOD.

>> YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE

BLOCK.

>> OH.

>> OH, DAMN.

>> DON'T KNOCK US OUT, THOUGH,

BRO.

OH!

>> WHO IS CLOSER?

>> ME, OBVIOUSLY, MINE IS

TOUCHING IT.

>> LOOK AT THAT.

>> MINE IS HAVING SEX WITH IT.

MINE IS INSIDE OF IT.

>> STILL TRYING TO SCORE, BABY.

>> THIS GUY HAS BEEN TRYING TO

SCORE HIS WHOLE LIFE.

>> ALL THIS SCORING THAT I'M

DOING IS REMINDING OF ALL THE

SCORING THAT WE USED TO DO BACK

IN THE DAY.

>> VERY TRUE.

VERY TRUE, YOUNG JEDI, BUT

SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO BE

GRATEFUL FOR THE SCORING THAT

DIDN'T HAPPEN.

LET'S CHECK THIS OUT, FELLAS.

>> THAT IS JUST AS IMPORTANT.

>> YO, MINE, COME DANCE WITH ME.

>> I KNOW THAT DEENA WANTS TO

MAKE OUT WITH MIKE BUT DOESN'T

WANT TO BE TOO FORWARD ABOUT IT.

>> COME HERE, I'M SO HORNY.

>> SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.

>> AND THREE SOME WITH SNOOKI

AND DEENA THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

>> MIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT

EVERY LINE YOU SAY LIKE IT'S A

PUNCH.

>> LET'S DO IT.

ALL THE SUDDEN, SNOOKS SNEAKS

OUT OF THE BED.

THAT IS LIKE HAVING CHICKEN PIT

ON THE TABLE WITH SALT AND

PEPPER AND THEN SOMEONE TAKES

AWAY THE THICKEN.

>> I'M GLAD YOU LIKE TO SNUGGLE.

HOW MUCH GIRLS HAVE YOU SLEPT

WITH?

>> I WAS LOOKING FOR THE THREE

SOME AND IT TURNED INTO THE

DEE-SOME.

>> WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY, BRO.

>> THE THREE SOME OR DEE-SOME

ALMOST HAPPENED.

BUT I'M THANKFUL FOR THE ONES

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

HAD TO PULL THE EJECT BUTTON.

THEY WERE TRYING TO PULL THE

SNAFU.

>> HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT.

I GOT THIS.

>> SNOOKI HAD A PLAN, LEAVE

DEENA IN THE ROOM.

>> TRIED TO PLAY YOU OUT.

DUDE, REMEMBER THIS?

>> PAULY.

>> IT IS WHAT IT IS.

I DEFINITELY WANT TO SMOOSH

PAULY.

WE COULD BE LIKE FRIENDS WITH

BENEFITS.

>> NOT ON THE FIRST DATE.

OH MY GOODNESS.

>> PAULY HOOKED UP WITH DEENA.

>> NO, I DIDN'T.

DEENA WANTS TO SLEEP IN MY BED

TONIGHT.

>> I TRIED, TO I REALLY DID.

>> PAULY, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO

SEX.

>> IT WILL CAUSE OUR FRIEND SHIP

TO GO MESSED UP.

SHE IS LIKE MY FRIEND.

THAT IS WEIRD.

COULD YOU THINK?

COULD YOU IMAGINE?

WE MADE OUT IN THE CLUB, THOUGH.

LIKE CHASING MY THROAT.

>> YOU WERE LIKE CHEWING EACH

OTHER'S TONGUES.

>> MY, HOW THE TIMES HAVE

CHANGED.

>> NEVER FALL IN LOVE AT THE

JERZEY SHORE.

YOU BEING SWEET RIGHT NOW?

YEAH.

IS THERE ANY SORT OF ATTRACTION

AT ALL?

ANYTHING?

>> YEAH.

>> I WAS ACTUALLY EXCITED TO GO

IN TO WORK WITH MIKE.

>> YOU DID REALIZE WE WOULD BE

GOOD TOGETHER.

>> WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD

TOGETHER.

>> ME AND SAM, IT IS NOT A

MATTER OF IF SHE WANTS TO HOOK

UP WITH ME, IT IS A MATTER OF

WHEN I DECIDE.

TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD

NIGHT.

THE SITUATION NEVER FAILS.

I SEE SAMMY HOOKING UP WITH

RONNIE AND I WAS, LIKE, WHAT?

I SAW WITH YOU RONNIE.

OH, OH, OH.

HAD TO DO THE CONFRONTATION

RIGHT THERE.

>> YOU'RE ABOUT TO BEAT HER UP.

>> IF I'M ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY

IN THE HOUSE WHY SHOULD I HOLD

BACK TO ANYTHING?

I'M NOT TIED DOWN TO ANYBODY.

>> YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER RIGHT

IN THE BEGINNING.

>> I DID, BUT FOR SOME REASON.

>> HISTORY WOULD BE CHANGED.

>> THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A

SECOND, IF HE HOOKED UP WITH

SAMMY, NO NOTE, NO FIGHTING, NO

ROBBERY.

>> SERIOUS RAMIFICATIONS.

>> RAMMY TAUGHT US WHAT NOT TO

DO.

>> WOULD IT HAVE BEEN "MAMMY"

INSTEAD OF RAMMY.

>> WE HAVE A LOT TO BE THANKFUL

FOR AND EVEN MORE TO BE THANKFUL

FOR SO WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK FOR

JERZEY SHORE'S FRIENDSGIVING.

>> ONION SALAD.

-- SALAD.

[BABBLING]

SALAD.

>> I MADE A LITTLE PLATE.

>> IT IS DEFINITELY DIFFERENT,

NOT HAVING OUR MEATBALL DAYS IN

THE HOUSE.

>> I'M SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU.

>> I AM THANKFUL FOR MY

MEATBALL, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN

THROUGH THIS ALL.

GETTING WASTED, DOING CRAZY

[BLEEP]

I LOVE THE FACT THAT 10-YEARS

LATER WHICH STILL HAVE THIS

BOND.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?

>> THROUGH ONE OF HER

EX-BOYFRIENDSISM CAST HER FOR

THE SHOW AND I WAS ACTUALLY -- I

ACTUALLY GOT ON AND THEN I HAD

SOME FAMILY ISSUES SO I DIDN'T

GO.

SHE CALLED ME FROM THE HOUSE.

>> I WAS SOUP SET.

>> MISERABLE.

>> EVERYONE IS IN THE HOUSE,

EVERYONE SUCKS, NO ONE IS

DRINKING WITH ME, WHERE ARE YOU.

>> I'M THANKFUL TO NICOLE FOR

BRINGING ME BACK.

AND THANK YOU FOR LEAVING SO I

WAS ABLE TO COME AND BE THEIR

ROOMMATE.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THANKFUL FOR ANGELINA.

>> EVEN THOUGH MY FIRST NIGHT IN

THE HOUSE WAS A HOT MESS.

>> I LOVE THIS.

>> YOU GUYS THINK I SPIRALED THE

FIRST NIGHT, CHECK OUT DEENA.

>> HI, I'M YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.

NIGHT TO MEET YOU.

DOUBLE TROUBLE.

>> I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE

HOT.

>> SO WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

>> JERSEY.

>> WHERE?

I LIVE IN JERSEY ALSO WHAT PART.

>> SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY HI TO

SAM AND SAM WAS LIKE --

>> EVEN SAM TO THIS DAY, I

WASN'T NICE TO YOU.

>> I WAS MEAN.

>> SHE IS LAUGHING AT ME.

>> SHE IS NOT LAUGHING AT YOU.

>> SHE IS.

>> NO, HAVE' NOT.

>> I DEFINITELY AM.

>> I TRIED TO BE NICE TO THIS

GIRL.

>> WHO?

>> I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELM I DO.

>> YOU LAUGHED AT ME FOR NO

REASON.

>> WHORY TALKING TO.

>> SHUT UP, YOU STUPID [BLEEP]

>> HERE IT COMES.

>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- IT KIND

OF PUT ME INTO A REAL BIG SPIRAL

THE FIRST TIME.

I WAS A HOT MESS.

I CAME IN HOT.

>> WE SAW YOUR --

>> YES.

>> FINAL YOUR COWBOY HAT.

>> HERE IS YOUR COWBOY HAT.

>> I CAN SEE IT NOW.

I CAN SEE IT, YOU LOOK GOOD.

SO YOU WAVE IT IN THE AIR AND

STUFF.

>> MY PARTY HAT.

>> AND THE BIKINI, LIKE THIS AND

JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.

>> WHOA!

>> THAT'S THAT KOOKA.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE GOOD TIME.

>> I WAS TRYING TO SHOW MY

BATHING SUIT AND THEN THE BOTTOM

GOT CAUGHT ON MY COVER UP AND I

DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.

>> IT IS REALLY OFF.

>> I REALIZED IT.

I DIDN'T REALIZE --

>> SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS

NAKED.

>> NO I CAN'T DO WITHOUT MY

BIKINI.

>> I WASN'T MUCH DRAMA BUT I WAS

WILD BACK IN MY DAY.

>> YOU WERE A GOOD TIME.

>> I'M BOMBED RIGHT NOW.

>> THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

>> DEENA, YOU LIVED YOUR BEST

LIFE.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> THE CARS, THEY HAD MUSIC.

>> SHE IS RUNNING.

>> NO, NO.

>> COME HERE.

>> I LOOK SKINNY.

>> AMEN.

>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

>> YOU'RE DRUNK AND YOU'RE

DANCING IN THE STREET, BLOCKING

TRAFFIC.

>> DIDN'T I DIDN'T KNOW, I'.

>> WHAT WERE YOU CHARGED?

>> NOT USING THE SIDEWALK.

>> MY MOM WAS NOT HAPPY.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THE

JUDGE, YOU'RE HAVING A MEATBALL

DAY?

>> YES THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING.

>> I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE IT UP TO

DEENA'S KOOKA.

IT IS A WONDERFUL KOOKA AND HOW

HOT YOU CAME IN.

I AM PROUD.

>> I WAS WILD.

YOUNG, KOOKA.

>> SMELLS LIKE LOYOLA'S PAS

IN HERE.

>> GUYS, I THINK THERE ARE NOT

ENOUGH CHAIRS.

THEY ARE OUTSIDE.

>> WE'LL GO.

>> UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO.

>> NO, NO NO.

YOU CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH.

>> LOOK AT THE MUSCLES YOU HAVE.

>> I'LL WATCH PAULA WITH THESE

CUTLETS.

>> IT'S CRAZY, MAN.

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY.

>> ME AND MIKE, WE'VE DEFINITELY

GROWN CLOSER AT BROTHERS.

IT HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS.

>> THAT'S FOR SURE.

>> I THINK EVERY SEASON WE WOULD

TAKE TURNS GOING AT EACH OTHER

IN DIFFERENT WAYS.

>> THE EYEBROWS ARE GOING TO

WEIGH HIM DOWN.

>> IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU, I WOULD

HAVE CRACKED YOU A LONG TIME

AGO.

>> WE ALWAYS FOUGHT BUT NEVER

FOUGHT.

>> AND NOW THE BEST MAN.

>> EVERY TIME WE WENT TO ANOTHER

SHORE HOUSE, WE HAD THESE EVERY

SINGLE TIME.

I'VE GOOD SO MANY MEMORIES OF

US, MAN.

CHECK THIS OUT.

>> I DEFINITELY THINK MIKE LIKES

SAMMY.

I THINK HE'S FEELING IT.

SAMMY CAME UP TO ME AND STARTED

DANCING WITH ME.

I THOUGHT HER AND MIKE HAD A

LITTLE THING GOING.

>> I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU, TOO.

>> I'M ATTRACTED.

>> MIKE RIGHT NOW IS JEALOUS

ABOUT ME AND SAMMY BEING

TOGETHER.

HE NEEDS TO GET OVER IT.

>> WE WERE YOUNG.

>> YEAH, WE WERE.

>> YOUNG AND DUMB.

>> YEAH, YOUNG AND DUMB AND

IMMATURE.

>> COME ON, SAM.

HE'S HOOKING UP WITH WHOEVER.

>> IF YOU SAW IT YOU SHOULD TELL

ME.

>> WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?

>> HE DID.

>> WHATEVER THE NOTE SAID.

>> PLAYS BOTH COURTS.

MIKE IS TELLING ME, I'M YOUR

BOY, I GOT YOUR BACK.

THE GUY CODE.

THE SECOND I TURN MY BACK, HE'S

THE GIRL CODE, YOU [BLEEP]

>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE MY BACK.

WHAT SKULL IN MIAMI, I CAKE TO

THIS HOUSE, YOU'RE MAY BOY AND

ADMITTING IT IS TRUE, NOT HAVING

MY BAD.

YOU HAVE GIRL CODE, BRO, YOU

DIDN'T HAVE GUY CODE.

>> ALL SUMMER WORKING OUT.

>>RY >> .

>> RESENTMENT, GRUDGES.

YOU KEEP PICKING.

>> END OF STORY, BOTTOM LINE.

>> WE FOUGHT LIKE BROTHERS.

>> WE MADE UP, TOO.

>> WHENEVER WE LEFT THE SHORE

HOUSE, WE WOULD PARTY TOGETHER

IN THE CITY TOGETHER.

>> HANG OUT.

IT WAS LIKE [BLEEP] YOU, AND A

WEEK LATER, BRO.

>> LISTEN, YOU ARE NOT FAMILY

UNLESS YOU FIGHT, UNLESS YOU

GUYS FIGHT.

LISTEN, THOSE ARE SOME OF OUR

WORSE MOMENTS.

NOW LET'S CHECK OUT SOME OF OUR

BEST MOMENTS.

>> IT'S ONE CLIP.

>> STARTING NOW.

>> 3 SECONDS.

>> I'M HERE, YOU KNOW THAT, NO

MATTER WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US,

I'M HERE FOR YOU.

I'VE BEEN IN THAT PLACE WHERE

YOU ARE.

>> EVEN THOUGH WE FOUGHT, I'M

NOT A BAD-HEARTED GUY AND I

DON'T WANT TO SEE SOMEBODY IN

THE CONDITION THAT'S IN.

>> YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE

BRIDGES YOU BURNT IN THE HOUSE,

FIX THEM.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> IF YOU WANT TO TALK, LET ME

KNOW.

>> OKAY.

>> I KNOW MORE THAN ANYBODY.

>> THAT'S WHEN I WAS GIVING YOU

ADVICE.

THE TAKENS HAVE TURNED.

>> WHAT UP?

>> I AM YOUR BROTHER.

>> I KNOW.

>> IT IS A VERY DEEP HISTORY

BETWEEN ME AND RONNIE, BUT AT

THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE A

FAMILY.

YOU CAN LEAN ON ALL OF US TO GET

THROUGH THIS.

I'VE LEANED ON ALL YOU GUYS TO

GET THROUGH SOME OF MY STUFF.

ANY TIME LONNIE NIGHTS THE SICH,

I WILL BE THERE.

RONNIE IS MY BROTHER, I LOVE

THAT MAN.

YOU HAVE THOSE NICE HIGHLIGHTS

TO FALL BACK ON.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

COME HERE, COME ON.

>> COMING TO MIAMI, I WAS TRYING

TO SHOW YOU I WAS BETTER PERSON.

>> WE GET TO VEGAS, HE IS

SOMEBODY I WANT TO BE FRIENDS

WITH.

>> IN MIAMI, YOU WERE NAH, NAH.

>> I STILL GOT MY GUARD UP, YOU

DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

I WILL GO TO SLEEP LIKE THIS.

>> UNDER THE COVERS.

>> HE BECAME A BETTER PERSON,

I'M HAPPY, I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE

THE PERSON YOU ARE NOW YOU CAN

NOT THE PERSON YOU USED TO BE.

>> SPEAKING OF TABLES AND

CHAIRS, WE USED TO TRY TO HIT

EACH OTHER WITH THAT.

>> TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

>> HAVE THEY?

HOW ABOUT ONE FOR GOOD LUCK.

ONE FOR GOOD MEASURES.

>> HI, GIRLS.

>> ANGELINA CONSTRUCTION E

CHEESE.

>> WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

THERE'S SO MANY.

>> I MISS BEING PREGNANT FOR THE

BOSS.

EVERYONE CATER TO ME.

>> I WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS,

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME

SECOND CHANCE.

IT REALLY MINES THE WORLD TO ME.

>> I THINK EVERYONE DESERVES A

SECOND CHANCE.

>> OR A THIRD.

>> THANK YOU.

>> I THINK YOU GOT A THIRD

CHANCE.

>> YOU PUT US THROUGH A LOT OF

CRAZY [BLEEP]

>> I DID.

LET'S WATCH ALL THE CRAZY I DID.

>> LET'S WATCH.

>> BUCKLE UP, [BLEEP]

>> YO, GUYS, I'M OUT.

>> IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, THAT'S

ON YOU.

IF YOU'RE THAT STUPID YOU WANT

TO LEAVE THE JERSEY SHORE IN THE

SUMMERTIME.

>> SHE WAS HERE MAKING FUN OF

EVERYBODY, MAKING UNNECESSARY

DRAMA WE DIDN'T NEED.

>> HELLO, ARE YOU STUPID?

THEY'RE TAKING THEIR UNDERWEAR

OFF IN THE JACUZZI, ARE YOU

DUMB?

>> A LITTLE [BLEEP]

>> ANGELINA WANTS US TO BEG

ANOTHER STAY BUT I DON'T THINK

ANYBODY IS GOING TO DO THAT.

GOOD RID RIDDANCE.

>> I GOT TO GO.

>> GOOD-BYE.

>> IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME I

LIVED WITH THE HOUSE.

I HAD A CRAZY BOYFRIEND.

>> DIDN'T YOU GO TO HEADLINERS?

>> HE CAME AND SHOWED UP AT

HEADLINERS.

HE SCREAMED IN MY EAR, I DON'T

WANT TO BE PART OF THIS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU KNEW WHO I

WAS DOING, LIVING IN A SHORE

HOUSE WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE.

MADE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP, IN A

RELATIONSHIP AND LIVING IN A

HOUSE WITH ALL SINGLE PEOPLE.

>> YOU WERE HAVE VERY DRAMATIC.

>> HE WAS PISSED.

>> I TOLL HIM TO GO [BLEEP]

HIMSELF.

HE WAS UPSET.

>> AND ME AND YOU AND MIKE AND

ME WEREN'T IN A GOOD PLACE.

>> DIDN'T YOU SLAP PAULY?

>> I DID SLAP PAULY.

>> YOU ARE A SLAPPING MACHINE.

>> I AM A SINGLE GIRL, I DO

WHATEVER I WANT.

>> I HIT HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE.

>> SHE WILL BE SO QUICK TO

LITERALLY PHYSICALLY SLAP

SOMEBODY.

>> YOU ARE A SLAPPER, DUDE.

>> DON'T GET SHOOK.

IS THIS GOING TO GO TO A

DECISION, OR IS THERE GOING TO

BE A KNOCK UP.

>> YOU DON'T SLAP PAULY, BECAUSE

HE IS SO NICE.

WHAT I DID DO?

>> I THINK YOU HAD A RETURN ON N

PAULY.

YOU WERE LIKE, YOU DON'T LIKE

ME.

>> I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM AND

WANTED TO MARRY HIM.

>> YOU HAD THAT THEN?

YOU STILL WANT TO MARRY HIM.

>> YOU CAME IN AND WERE STILL

TRYING TO BE --

>> ANGELINA.

>> STILL HAD A NEVER VIBE AROUND

YOU.

>> POOPED YOUR PANTS.

YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS.

>> I SHARTED IN MY PANTS.

>> IT DOES SMELL LIKE THAT.

>> IT DOES.

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT.

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT LIGHT NOW.

>> EVERYBODY ALWAYS ASKS ME --

IT REALLY SMELL?

WAS IT ALLEY?

>> IT WAS REAL.

I WAS HAVING FUN.

>> YOU GREW UP.

>> FUN TIMES.

>> AT LEAST YOU DON'T SLAP

PEOPLE EVERY MORE BUT SHE

SLAPPED VINNY IN VEGAS.

>> SHE ALREADY STARTED.

>> HEY, I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU ARE A GOOD TIME, YOU

NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO

GET WITH ME.

>> THAT IS A FACT.

>> LOVE IT.

>> DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME

DINNER IS?

>> WHAT I DO WANT OUT FIRST?

YOU WANTED SALADS OUT?

WHAT IS GOING ON.

>> PASTA FIRST.

>> AND THEN ALL THE MEAT AND THE

VEGETABLES.

>> WHY IS IT PASTA FIRST?

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> I MEAN, I'M NOT MAD ABOUT IT.

>> YOU EAT EVERY NIGHT.

GROWING UP, MY MOTHER ALWAYS

MADE PASTA.

THAT WAS THE FIRST DOORS EVERY Y

NIGHT.

>> ARE WE READY FOR THE PASTA?

>> I CAN MAKE ROOM.

>> VIN, VIN.

>> GOING TO HAVE TO DOESN'T FIST

THIS.

>> MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T BEND,

VINNY.

GETTING HUNGRY AND CRANKY.

VIN, VIN, RIGHT HERE.

>> WHOA.

THAT'S THAT LOW CARB PASTA RIGHT

THERE.

>> WAIT, I WILL BE RIGHT THERE.

>> MA.

>> YEAH, VIN.

>> SO THIS IS A FRIENDSGIVING

GIVING SO YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF

UNCLE NINO.

I NEED UNCLE NINO CLEARED OUT OF

HERE.

HE IS ALWAYS BEING ANNOYING.

THIS IS A FRIENDSGIVING AND

YOU'VE GOT TO GO.

TELL HIM TO GO SOMEWHERE, GO DO

SOMETHING, GET SOME ICE.

>> DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANT ICE?

>> I'M TRYING TO CUT BACK ON ALL

ICE.

>> YOU DID SAY WE NEEDED ICE.

>> WE NEED ICE.

>> WE'RE RUNNING LOW.

>> THE SIZE OVER THERE, I SAW

IT.

>> , NO WE NEED MORE.

>> UNCLE NINO, EVERYBODY IS

BLOCKED IN EXCEPT FOR YOU.

>> CAN YOU GO GET SOME ICE

PLEASE.

>> WE NEED ICE?

>> YEAH.

>> SEND ME TO THE [BLEEP] STORE.

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, WE MET IN

THIS HOUSE AS STRANGERS, NOW YOU

GUYS ARE LIFE-LONG FRIENDS.

THEY SAY IN LIFE, YOU CAN'T PECK

YOUR FAMILY BUT YOU PICK YOUR

FRIENDS.

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

AND I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH

YOU ALL THAT I DON'T THINK WE

WILL HAVE WITH ANYBODY ELSE THE

REST OF MY LIFE.

I WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER

WAY.

I WOULD LIKE TO END A NOTING I'M

GOING TO SAY, OH YEAH,

FRIENDSGIVING, YEAH.

>> YOU'RE SCREAMING AT THE

TABLE.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU.

MY KIDS AND MY HUSBAND.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU

GUYS, ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.

>> SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT NOW.

>> IN THIS MOMENT.

I'M THANKFUL FOR MY MOM.

DON'T CRY.

>> I WASN'T GOING TO CRY.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY

AND MY FRIENDS AND MAY LITTLE

CJ, AND I'M VERY THANKFUL HE IS

GOING TO GROW UP WITH ALLS AND

UNCLES LIKE YOU GUYS.

>> I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR ALL MY

FRIENDS AT THIS TABLE THAT ARE

NOW FAMILY, AND I COULDN'T

PICTURE MYSELF REALLY GETTING

THROUGH SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE

GOTTEN THROUGH THE PAST COUPLE

WEEK DIDN'T HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.

>> I QUANTITY TO SAY A FEW YEARS

-- I WANT TO SAY A FEW YEARS AGO

WHEN WE LEFT SEASON SIX WE

WEREN'T AS CLOSE AS WE SHOULD

HAVE BEEN.

I'M THANKFUL FOR THE TIME WE HAD

AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, BECAUSE

COMING BACK, IT IS AMAZING UPS,

DOWNS, LIFE LONG FRIENDS FOR

10-YEARS.

STRONGER THAN WE EVER HAVE BEEN

SO THAT IS SOMETHING TO CHEERS

TO.

>> AMEN.

>> I'M THANKFUL, HONESTLY FOR

YOU GUYS LIKE JENNI SAID, WHEN

WE LEFT THE FINAL SHORE HOUSE WE

LEFT SEPARATELY AND WE ALL SAID

WE WERE FRIENDS AND WE REALLY

WEREN'T AND I'M THANKFUL WE HAVE

A SECOND CHANCE AND YOU'RE BACK

IN MY LIFE AND YOU WILL BE AUNTS

AND UNCLES TO MY DAUGHTER, SO

I'M THANKFUL SHE WILL GROW UP TO

HAVE A FAMILY LIKE YOU GUYS

AROUND, HONESTLY.

>> AMEN.

>> ANGELINA.

[LAUGHTER]

>> OH.

I'M SO SORRY.

>> I'M THANKFUL TO BE AT MY

NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE, VINNY.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN

THIS HOUSE AND I'M GRATEFUL YOU

GAVE ME A THIRD CHANCE.

>> THIRD ENGAGEMENT, THIRD NOON

THIRD TIME IS A CHARGE.

I LOVES ALL OF YOU.

>> GUYS, WE'RE SHOOTING A SHOW.

QUIET ON THE SET.

>> ANYBODY WANT EXTRA SAUCE.

>> SO GOOD.

>> I WILL HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA

SAUCE, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

>> NOTION MY MOTHER'S COOK --

NEXT TO MY MOTHER'S COOKING,

PAULA, VINNY'S MOM IS FANTASTIC.

I LOVES HER CUTLETS, HER PASTA.

EVERYTHING SHE COOKS IS

MAGNIFICENT.

THERE IS NOT A RESTAURANT ON THE

PLANET THAT COULD TASTE BETTER

THAN THIS.

>> HELL NO.

>> THE FIRST TIME I WAS FREAKING

OUT, I HAD NEVER BEEN AWAY FROM

HOME THAT LONG AND PARTYING THAT

MUCH AND EVERYTHING.

AND --

>> A YOUNGIN'.

>> I WAS AND I WAS LIKE,

FREAKING OUT THAN GIVE SEV WHO

WORKS ON THE SHOW, YO WHAT CAN I

DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MALL

ORING?

LET'S GO TO THE MALL.

SO I WENT TO THE MALL AND I WAS

WALKING AROUND THE MALL.

>> JUST TO FEEL NORMAL?

>> JUST TO FEEL NORMAL.

>> I AM A REAL PERSON.

>> I BOUGHT A CANDLE.

>> A CANDLE?

>> YEAH.

HOPEFULLY THIS CURES ME.

>> YOU DID PAY FOR THE CANDLES?

>> REMEMBER SEASON ONE, BECAUSE

OF ALL OF THE FIGHTS WE GOT SHUT

DOWN EARLY, WE WENT TO THE

MOVIES.

>> THAT WAS AWESOME.

>> THAT WAS MY FAULT.

>> IT WAS YOUR FAULT.

>> RONNIE'S FIGHT.

>> I KNOCKED A GUY OUT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THAT WAS AWESOME.

OBVIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T AIR US

WATCHING TV BUT WE WENT TO THE

MOVIES OFF CAMERA, IT WAS

AMAZING.

>> I GOT AN EMBARRASSING ONE BUT

IT IT IS NOT ON CAMERA.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> AFTER WE WRAPPED, WE HAD NO

IDEA WHAT THE SHOW WAS GO TO BE

NAMED, CALLED, WHEN WAS GOING TO

AIR.

SOMEONE CALLED ME, THE TRAILER

IS GOING TO AIR ON THE VMA, STAY

TUNED.

I HAD LIKE 50 PEOPLE AT MY HOUSE

AND THEY NEVER AIRED IT.

I WAS SO EMBARRASSED.

>> WE WERE LIKE SKYPING EACH

OTHER.

>> WE WERE.

WE WERE SKYPING, WATCHING THE

VMAs LIVE, WAITING FOR TO AIR.

>> AFTER WE FILMED WE DIDN'T

KNOW WHEN IT WAS GOING TO AIR OR

ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

WE WOULD RAN RANDOMLY SIGH CLD

MY MOM WOULD FIND THEM AND

RECORD THEM AND I WOULD SEND

THEM.

>> I WOULD HEAR IT AND, IS THAT

WHAT I SOUND LIKE?

IT IS GOING TO BE CALLED JERZEY

SHORE?

>> I HEARD MYSELF DOING MY HAIR

WHAT THE [BLEEP], FIRST TIME.

>> PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

>> I KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE ON

TV.

I DIDN'T KNOW I SOUNDED LIKE

THAT.

>> YOUR MOM WOULD FINAL

EVERYTHING.

THAT AND THAT WAS BEFORE THE

INTERNET WAS STILL BIG YET.

>> THERE WITH A RECORDING

DEVICE.

AWE.

>> ARE YOU READY FOR REAL DINNER

NOW?

>> APPETIZER.

>> MIKE, ARE YOU READY FOR

DINNER.

>> I GOOD NEWS SAY WOKE UP IN

FEAST MODE!

>> MIKE IS STARVING.

>> I LOVE FRIENDSGIVING THIS

TIME OF YEAR.

>> STAY TUNED BECAUSE WHEN WE

GET BACK WE HAVE EVEN MORE FOOD,

IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT.

GUYS, LET'S GO GET THE FOOD.

>> WHERE IS UNCLE NINO?

>> FRIENDSGIVING DINNER WITH NO

[BLEEP] ICE.

SHOULD BE STORE, I THINK ON THE

LEFT HERE.

GOT TO PICK UP ICE.

AM I FOR REAL?

>> I'LL GIVE YOU CASH.

>> BETTER GIVE ME DOUBLE.

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO

EAT ANY MORE.

OKAY, READY?

>> I'VE GOT THIS TURKEY AND

THOSE THREE TURKEYS.

>> ALL RIGHT, PLENTY OF TURKEY.

>> OH!

LOOK AT THE BIRD.

>> WE HAVE TWO.

>> MA WHY ARE THERE TWO TURKEYS.

>> SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU HAVE

ENOUGH.

>> THIS IS THE SECOND COURSE,

FELLAS.

>> TURKEY, CORN, POTATO PIE,

PEAS, STUFFED MUSHROOMS.

COLLARDS.

ANOTHER BIRD, CRANBERRY, TOMATO

SALAD.

>> I DON'T KNOW WE HAVE ENOUGH.

>> HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF

YOU.

>> THAN NING THANKSGIVING .

>> YOU MADE THE FRIENDSGIVING.

>> HOW COME THERE ARE NO STORES

IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

>> IT IS THANKSGIVING,

EVERYTHING IS CLOSED.

>> DARK MEAT IS THE WHITE MEAT.

>> THANK YOU, PAULA.

>> I LIKE A BIT OF A DARK MEAT

SO SHOULD I GO FOR THAT LEG?

SHOULD I DO THAT.

>> MIKE, THAT IS ALL YOU RIGHT

THERE.

>> THIS DINNER IS EPIC.

IT REMINDS ME OF SICILY, MEETING

VINNY'S FAMILY, STAYING AT THAT

RANCH AND EATING HIS FAMILY'S

FOOD OUT THERE.

>> THE BROWN GRAVY.

>> THE FOOD OUT THERE WAS LIKE

THIS.

>> IT WAS AMAZING.

>> I THOUGHT MEETING YOUR

FAMILY, YOUR IN-LAWS.

HE SAID HE HAS FAMILY IN ITALY

THERE ARE PICTURES OF HIM IN THE

KITCHEN.

TAKE A LOOK.

>> RIGHT NOW, I AM IN THE

MOTHERLAND.

MY MOTHER'S LAND, LITERALLY.

THIS IS WHERE I COME FROM, SO

I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.

>> HELLO.

>> HI.

>> THIS IS LIKE THE GUADAGNINO

FAMILY TREE.

>> THEY WERE SO NATURAL AROUND

THE CAMERAS, IT WAS SCARY.

>> I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT

THEY WERE SAYING, THOUGH.

>> THIS IS ME WHEN I WAS LIKE

13.

>> LET ME SEE THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF LIFE

ON THE CAMERA.

>> LOVE YOUR FAMILY, KID.

>> I WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THAT

IN MY LIFE.

>> REMEMBER WHEN I CRASHED INTO

THE COP CAR IN ITALY.

>> SLOW DOWN.

[SIREN BLARING]

>> ARE WE GOING TO GET IN

TROUBLE?

>> PROBABLY.

>> I SWEAR, SOMEONE CUT OR

BRAKES.

>> THE BRAKES WERE NOT WORKING.

>> THE ENTIRE TIME, WE WERE

COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BREAKS.

THAT'S MY WORST MOMENT.

I HATE THAT.

>> I GIVE HER CREDIT.

ONE MORE SHOT AND SHE IS BLACKED

OUT.

YOU MEATBALL GOT SELFISH.

>> SHE GOT SO WASTED WHEN SHE

WAS HANGING OUT, HER AND NICOLE,

THEY RAN INTO THE BUSHES.

>> I HATED THIS.

>> RAN INTO THE BUSH FACE FIRST.

I COULDN'T STOP.

>> I HATED ITALY, TOO.

>> THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE

EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

SHE IS GOING LIKE THIS WITH HER

FEET.

>> AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO A

BUSH.

>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

>> WE WERE JUST --

>> I'M HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING.

I'M HAVING TROUBLE.

>> PAUL LARK I PAULA, I LT

YOUR FAMILY IN ITALY, BUT I LOVE

YOUR FAMILY SO MUCH MORE HERE.

>> I KNOW NINO IS HERE.

>> THAT IS THE FIRST TIME YOU

MET UNCLE NINO.

>> LOOK AT THAT COLOR.

THAT SCREEN COLOR.

>> NAKED JWOWW.

>> BRING THE GIRLS OUT.

>> JWOWW BROUGHT HER FLOATS IN

THE JACUZZI.

>> THAT IS THE FIRST TIME JENNI

GOT IN THE JACUZZI?

ONE TIME.

>> I'M READY FOR THE BACKYARD.

HOW WE DOING, LOYOLA.

>> PAULA.

>> HERE WE ARE.

YOU ALWAYS TALK OVER ME, LET ME

TALK.

>> YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF

YOURSELF, WEARING THAT THING.

>> THAT WAS FUN WHEN WE VISITED,

YOU NEEDED THAT MEAL.

>> I AM A RESTAURANT, IT IS

FAKE.

WHEN SHE COOKS, IT FEELS REAL TO

US.

>> NOT PASTEURIZED.

>> A REALITY.

NOT PASTEURIZED.

>> WHEN YOU COME AND SEE US, WE

FEEL AT HOME.

>> LOVE YOU.

>> GOOD LUCK.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING -- THANK

YOU.

>> BYE.

>> YEAH, WE ARE VERY THANKFUL

FOR PAULA ALWAYS COOKING FOR US.

>> AND TAKING CARE OF US.

>> UNCLE NINO THE OTHER DAY

TEXTED ME, LISTEN, MIKE, I GOT

GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.

>> OH, NO.

>> I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU YOU

CAN GET A FRESH, PRESSED UNIFORM

[BLEEP]

I TOLD HIM, THANK YOU.

>> NICE BEIGE.

>> BEIGE IS HIS COLOR.

>> BEIGE IS NICE.

>> I GOT SOMEBODY ON THE INSIDE

WATCHING OUT FOR YOU.

>> PUT THE WORD IN FOR ME.

>> THAT'S NO DOUBT.

MORE THAN ONE PERSON.

>> THERE'S NOT A RESTAURANT ON

THE PLANET THAT CAN TASTE BETTER

THAN THIS.

>> HELL NO.

>> YOU'RE PUTTING MORE ON THE

PLATE AND YOU'RE NOT FINISHING

WHAT IS ON THE PLATE.

>> EATING CUTLETS.

>> HE HAS TO TASTE EVERY CUTLET

WITH HIS HANDS.

>> I'M GOING TO TAKE HOME A VERY

BIG TO-GO PLATE.

EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A

PAIN IN OUR --, YOU'VE ALWAYS

BEEN THERE FOR US.

>> THANK YOU, BROTHER.

>> A LITTLE HONESTY OUT THERE.

I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED

HONESTY WITH THAT CHICKEN, WITH

THAT TURKEY.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

CHECK OUT THE MANY FACES OF

MEEK.

>> I

MIKE.

>> I WILL BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I'M THE DRUNKEST.

♪ I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE

>> MY MAN, MIKE, NOT FOR

NOTHING, CAME THROUGH FOR ME

RIGHT HERE.

I WAS IN NEED OF A FRIEND.

>> SOBER MIKE ALWAYS LOOKS OUT

FOR US.

>> I NEED A RESPONSIBLE PARTY TO

GET ME TO THE ROOM SAFELY.

WE GOT SOME FOOD ON THE WAY,

HOPEFULLY --

>> MY MAN MIKE WOULD NOT LET ME

FALL DOWN.

>> I DON'T THINK THE MEATBALLS

GET THAT BAD.

>> THIS HAPPENED JUST NOW.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

MY MAN IS SLEEP WALKING.

>> HE TOOK CARE OF ME, TOOK MY

CHAIN, HE WALKED ME.

>> NO.

>> MADE SURE I MADE IT UP

SAFELY.

>> GET THESE SCONCES FOR MY

HOUSE.

>> HELL YEAH.

COME ON.

>> YOU CAN GET ME THIS ONE?

[LAUGHTER]

YO, MIKE, YOU GOT ME HOME SAFE.

>> DESIGNATION.

HE STOPPED VINNY FROM CHEATING

WITH THE BOTTLE WAITRESS.

>> I'M TALKING TO MY SERVER.

>> CHEATING.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO PAY HER AND

NOT TALK TO HER.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN

TROUBLE.

>> THE WAITRESS IS LIKE MY WIFE.

I LOVED HER SO MUCH.

>> WE ARE ALL DEGENERATES.

WE GO OUT AND GET CRAZY.

THE FACT THAT HE'S SOBER FOR TWE

ACCOMPLISHMENT.

ESPECIALLY LIVING WITH US.

>> JWOWW.

NO ONE IS LUCKY ENOUGH WE OUGHT

TO HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER TO

DRIVE US HOME TO MAKE SURE WE'RE

SAFE.

MIKE, WE APPRECIATE YOU.

>> ONLY MIKE CAN DRIVE.

>> I'M GOING TO GET IN THE

DRIVER'S SEAT.

>> CHEERS TO MIKE.

>> GET US HOME SAFE.

>> THANKS, MIKE.

>> SALUTE.

>> HE GOT US HOME SAFE.

>> WE HAVE A DESIGNATION BUT YOU

WERE THE INSGATION FIRST BEFORE

THE DESIGNATION.

>> ENOUGH YOU HAVE ALL THAT

SAVVY, LET'S WATCH MIKE BEING A

SCUM BAG.

>> CUT TO SEASON ONE.

>> THERE HAS TO BE A BAD GUY.

WHO IS GOING TO BE THE BAD GUY

WITHOUT THE SITUATION.

>> MIKE, HE IS ALWAYS HOOKING UP

WITH THE SAME GIRLS I'M HOOKING

UP WITH.

>> WHY DID YOU ALWAYS TAKE HIS

GIRLS.

>> MIKE USED TO BE THE CREEP.

>> I WAS, LIKE, I THINK HE WAS

TRYING TO ROB MY LITTLE CHICK.

I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

GOING TO DEEP HIM A LESSON RIGHT

NOW.

>> RELATIONSHIP ISY.

>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

MIKE STRAIGHT UP TOOK YOUR

CHICK, BRO.

>> HE WAS GOING AT ME WITH MY

SISTER.

>> ME AND SNOOKI HOOKED UP.

>> DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE

TELLING EVERYBODY I CHEATED WITH

YOU.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?

>> THIS CLIP IS EXTRA.

>> YOU HAD A LOT OF

INSTIGATIONS.

>> THIS IS WHEN WE FIGHT.

STOP GETTING IN MY BUSINESS YOU

[BLEEP]

STOP GETTING IN MY BUSINESS, YOU

[BLEEP]

I HATE MYSELF.

[BLEEP]

STOP, STOP, I'M NOT EVEN

KIDDING, MIKE.

[BLEEP] YOU.

>> DODGING THAT LIKE THE MATRIX.

>> MIKE, I'M NOT KIDDING.

OH, IT WAS REAL UP IN THE BATTLE

FIELD.

>> RONNIE WAS SO FUNNY LAST

NIGHT.

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS, I GOT LIKE

FIVE GIRLS COMING TO THE HOUSE

RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY IN

ITALY TO JUST BE A BRAT.

>> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BRO.

>> MINE ALWAYS HAS TO CROSS THAT

LINE.

MIKE IS TRYING TO START PROBLEM

PROBLEMS.

>> THIS FIGHT WAS SCARY BETWEEN

THE TWO OF YOU.

>> THAT WAS INTIMIDATING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[BLEEP]ING]

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

YOU WANT TO HIT ME?

YOU WANT TO HIT ME?

YOU WANT TO HIT ME, TOUGH GUY?

BLEEP.

>> OH, THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

IN HIND SIGHT, IS THIS SHEET

ROCK?

AS MUCH AT HITTING THE WALL AS

UNPLEASANT, IT CHANGED MY LIFE.

I WENT TREAT HAS BEEN FOR THE

FIRST TIME EVER AND WANTED TO

MAKE A CHANGE.

I'M HERE TODAY THREE-YEARS LATER

CLEAN AND SOBER AND I'M GRATEFUL

TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.

>> I LIKE THE DESIGNATION WAY

BETTER.

>> IT WAS A DIFFERENT MIKE BACK

THEN.

PROUD OF YOU.

>> YO, MIKE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> DON'T GO ANYWHERE, THERE IS

PLENTY MOVE FRIENDSGIVING COMING

UP.

>> I LOVE YOU, MIKE.

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS

BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY.

WE ARE'S THE DESSERT.

>> I CAN'T EVEN FIT ANYTHING

ELSE IN MY STOMACH.

>> ARE WE CLEANING UP.

>> LET'S DO THIS.

>> YOUR BABY IS PROBABLY IN A

FOOD COMA.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME INTO

EARLY LABOR.

>> THERE ARE SO MANY PRANKS AND

I'M THE BEST, I'M GOING TO SAY

THE BEST PRANK WE EVER PULLED,

THE TURNED THE HOUSE INSIDE

OUTSIDE.

WE'RE GOING TO MOVE THE COUCHES.

EMPTY THIS BAD BOY OUT.

>> THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE OUR

FRIENDS ANY MORE FOR THIS.

>> THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST PRANK

OF ALL TIME.

>> THIS TOOK THE WHOLE DAY TO

COME TO WE CHANGED THE WHOLE

SIDE -- TO DO THIS, WE CHANGED

THE WHOLE INSIDE TO THE OUTSIDE,

AND THE OUTSIDE INSIDE.

>> WE HAVE FLOATIES ON.

>> IT WAS ALL ABOUT SHOCK VALUE.

LOOK AT THE SHOCK VALUE.

>> HEY, GUYS.

HOW WAS CAMPING?

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> THROUGH, TWO, ONE.

AND CUE TO SCREEN.

>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]

>> HOW WAS CAMP?

>> WHAT THE HELL?

>> OUR LIVING ROOM IS OUTSIDE.

>> LIKE WE TRIED TO PUT

EVERYBODY'S STUFF PERFECT, IT

LOOKED LIKE THEIR ROOM AND THEIR

ROOM.

THE INSIDE WAS OUTSIDE AND THE

OUTSIDE WAS INSIDE.

PRANK CHAMPION.

>> CREAM CHEESE.

GRATED CHEESE.

THAT WILL DO.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA.

>> YOU KILLED THIS ONE.

THE SMELL, THOUGH.

>> CREAM CHEESE?

>> LOOK AT THAT.

>> DO YOU SAY MAYONNAISE OR

MAYONNAISE.

>> MAYONNAISE.

>> HE IS, YO, THIS GIRL SMELLED

LIKE CHEESE.

>> I HAD THAT CHICK OVER THE

OTHER NIGHT, I HAD TO CHICK HER

OUT.

SMELLED LIKE GRATED CHEESE.

>> THAT WAS A GOOD PRANK, BRO.

>> I HAD THE MOST EPIC PRANK

EVER.

MIC DROP MOMENT.

WHAT IF WE SURPRISED WITH

ANGELINA.

>> IT IS STILL PRANK US TO THIS

DAY.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHE HATED HIM.

YOU ARE AGOOD AT BEING A HO.

>> SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.

GET OUT OF MY FACE.

>> YOU BRING THAT GIRL, MIC DROP

MOMENT.

>> EPIC.

>> A KNOCK?

MAYBE IT IS THE GIRLS?

>> PROBABLY THE GIRLS, THEY NEED

HELP WITH THEIR LUGGAGE.

>> OH, YEAH YOU CAN THINK I'M A

DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER.

>> WHO SENT YOU?

[LAUGHTER]

>> THE ANGELINA PRANK, I HAVE TO

SAY, HE IS THE MOST EPIC PRANK

AND MAY HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF HAND

BECAUSE SHE IS STILL HERE.

>> FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT

SHE WOULD FADE AWAY AFTER THE

PRANK BUT SHE HAS NOT.

>> DON'T GO ANYWHERE, DESSERT IS

COMING UP.

BUDDY.

>> YO, WE ATE SO MUCH FOOD, BRO,

I CAN'T EVEN MOVE FOR THE REST

OF THE DAY.

>> WHY DID WE EAT SO MUCH.

>> LOOK AT THAT BELLY.

>> WHOA.

>> THE LOUNGE.

>> UNCLE NINO.

>> GOD BLESS YOU GUYS.

>> NICE JOGGERS.

I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL YOUR CUPS,

THEY'RE THE BEST.

>> THE LADIES MANAGE, IT IS THIS

GUY -- LADIES MAN, IT IS THIS

GUY RIGHT HERE.

>> GROUPIES.

>> ONE TIME I WAS ON APPEARANCE,

HE WAS WITH ME AND THIS GIRL

CAME UP TO THE TRUCK AND, I LOVE

YOU, I WANT TO GO RIGHT NOW,

HAND OUT WITH YOU.

SHE WAS A GORGEOUS OLDER WOMAN

AND HE FROZE UP.

>> SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER.

>> HE IS A LOW-KEY GENTLEMAN.

>> HE WAS GENTLEMAN, EVERYONE

WAS WHAT THE HELL?

>> GOOD FOR YOU, UNCLE NINO.

>> SPEAKING OF LADIES, I'M

THANKFUL FOR SOME OF THE WOMEN

THAT CAME TO THE SHORE HOUSES

THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.

DOERR REMEMBER THIS?

WEST -- DO YOU REMEMBER THIS?

WE HAD TOO MANY GIRLS.

MIKE SET SOMETHING UP IF HE

DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING UP, HE HAD

TWO GIRLS THAT WERE DTF THAT

CAME TO THE HOUSE.

>> STAY HERE FOR A SECOND.

>> UNCLE NINO, HE WOULD SHOW UP.

>> WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU HAVE

AN EXTRA GIRL?

>> YOU CALL UNCLE NINO.

I WOULD HAVE TOOK CARE OF IT.

>> HE SAID HE WOULD HAVE TOOK

DARE OF IT.

>> TWO GIRLS IN THAT ROOM AND

TWO IN THAT ROOM.

>> WHAT DO WE DO?

>> YOU TWO GO IN THAT ROOM, I

WILL GO IN THAT ROOM AND I WILL

EXTRACT THE HOT ONE AND LEAVE

THE GRADE TO BLOW UP IN RONNIE'S

ROOM BY HERSELF.

>> WE ADAPTED THE SITUATION AND

MADE IT WORK.

>> A FOOTBALL TEAM.

>> WE HAD A HUDDLE.

>> SHE IS GOING TO SLEEP.

LOOK AT HER.

>> YOU GO TO SLEEP AND I'M GOING

TO SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF IN THIS

ROOM.

>> HE LITERALLY PUT HER TO BED.

>> THAT WAS AN EPIC MOVEMENT

RIGHT THERE.

>> MY GIRL HAD A VERY GOOD

NIGHT.

VINNY AND MIKE HAD A GOOD NIGHT,

AS WELL.

>> ALL THREE TAME, WE CALL THAT

THE TRIFECTA.

THOSE ARE MIKE'S TWINS.

>> THEY WERE CRAZIES.

>> PUT THE GROUND WORK IN WITH

THESE TWINS AND IT LOOKS LIKE

I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE THREE

SOME TONIGHT.

>> MIKE IS LIKE HUGH HEFNER WITH

TWO TWINS.

>> AND, NO SHE'S MINE.

SHE AS YOURS?

>> DEENA IS MAKING OUT WITH THE

TWIN RIGHT NOW.

>> WHAT THE HELL?

>> DEENA.

>> SPEAKING OF HOOK-UPS.

>> DEENA WITH THE ROBBERY.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS IN

ITALY.

>> SO TONIGHT I HAVE A PLAN.

I WANT TO MAKE -- I WANT TO

BRING EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE

CLUB TO OUR CABANA.

>> I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE MATRIX

RIGHT NOW DODGING ALL -- OH, BIG

DADDY SICH.

>> IT STOPPED WORKING.

>> THERE IS NO MUSIC IN THERE

GIRL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>

>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID, THERE IS

NO MUSIC WHAT ARE YOU TWERKING

TO.

>> THEY HAVE NICE BUTTS.

SHE IS THE ULTIMATE TWIRKER, NO

TURNOFF.

>> NO, NO, NO.

I'M ENGAGED.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE DEVILS

PLAYGROUND.

>> WANT TO TO PLAY?

WHO SAYS THAT.

>> THAT'S AWESOME.

>> RONNIE'S SHIRT SAYS BACK

AWAY.

>> BACK AWAY.

I HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF ALL

TYPE OF SATAN TONIGHT.

I'M WAITING FOR MY BURGERS AND

FRIES RIGHT NOW.

>> YO, THAT WAS DOPE.

>> I GOT ALL MY CRAZINESS OUT IN

MY EARLY 20s.

I WAS ABLE TO FIND GOOD GUY AND

GET MY ACT TOGETHER.

>> AND YOU WERE SMASHING CHICKS,

NOT GUYS, SO IT IS COOL.

>> NOT GOING NOWHERE.

FRIENDSGIVING IS NOT OVER YET.

>> I LIKE DESSERT THIS TIME OF

YEAR.

>> BEST CANNOLIS IN THE WORLD

RIGHT HERE, FELLAS.

>> I'M STILL PICKING.

>> I'M IN A FOOD DOME McRIGHT

NOW.

-- FOOD COMA RIGHT NOW.

THAT WAS A LOT OF FOOD.

>> LOOK AT THIS SPREAD RIGHT

NOW.

>> WHAT ARE YOU ROCKING WITH

OVER THERE.

>> THAT IS A CANOLA CAKE.

>> HOLY CANNOLI.

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT

YET.

IT IS A FULL MEAL.

>> I FEEL LIKE IF I PUT ANYTHING

ELSE IN MY SYSTEM, I AM GOING TO

EXPLODE.

>> I DON'T EAT THAT MUCH IN A

WEEK.

>> I FEEL LIKE PAULA IS GOING TO

KILL US WITH ALL THE FOOD SHE IS

FIGHTING US.

>> DON'T MIND IF I DO.

>> HEY, EATING ALL THESE FOODS

RIGHT NOW IS MAKING BIG DADDY

SICH HUNGRIES.

THIS HIRE IS LIVING YOUR BEST

LIFE.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

>> SOMEBODY IS HERE.

MAYBE IT IS SAM.

>> THIS IS YOUR HOUSE, I DON'T

WANT TO EVEN IT.

>> YOU GUYS JUST WALK IN.

>> PEOPLE ARE JUST SHOWING UP

BECAUSE DESSERT IS BEING SERVED.

IS MY MOM SHINING A GIANT

CANNOLI LIGHT RIGHT NOW AND

PEOPLE ARE COMING OVER.

MAYBE MY. MOM IS CANNOLI MAN.

>> PAULY, TIE T-SHIRT TIME.

>> THIS IS A FRIENDSGIVING AND

SEEING DANNY BRINGS BACK ALL THE

MEMORIES OF A T-SHIRT SHOP.

IT IS FITTING TO HAVE HIM HERE,

WE KIND OF WOULDN'T BE HERE

WITHOUT DANNY.

DANNY IS A BIG PART OF WHO WE

ARE.

>> WE ALL TALKED ABOUT WHAT

WE'RE ALL THANKFUL FOR?

WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR A LOT OF

THINGS.

YOU PUT THE SHORE STORE ON THE

MAP.

I CAN SAY THAT ALL THE WAY.

SHOP AT SHORESTORE.COM ANY TIME

YOU WANT.

>> NOW LOOK 10-YEARS LATER,

WE'RE HAVING THANKSGIVING DINNER

TOGETHER.

>> NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU'RE COOKING SWEETS.

>> IN COMES DANNY SLASH OUR LAND

LORD, SLASH OURING NEW BOSS.

HE WAS IN CHARGE OF US THIS

SUMMER.

>> PART YOU OF STAYING HERE IS

DOING EVERYTHING FOR ME,

EVERYTHING FROM SELLING T-SHIRTS

TO STOCKING TO CLEANING.

>> THIS GUY NEEDS BUSINESS.

I HOPE THIS IS NOT HARD WORK.

I DON'T WANT TO WORK, I AM A DJ.

>> FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW, WE

HAD TO WORK TO STAY IN THE

HOUSE.

>> YOU SHOW UP DRUNK LATE,

MESSED UP, YOU WILL BE FIRED.

>> WE GOT IT.

>> GOODNESS A PLEASURE MEETING

YOU ALL.

>> DID WE DO SOMETHING STUPID

RIGHT NOW?

DO DO WE LEAVE.

>> LET'S DO THE FOLLOW GAME BUT

RUNNING.

>> MEATBALL.

>> HATS, TROUBLE.

>> YOU CAN HIDE THROUGH THE

RACKS.

YOU CAN SEE LITTLE HEADS.

>> WE WERE HIDING.

FOLLOW ME OUT.

>> OKAY.

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> YOU'RE KIDDING.

>> THAT WAS REALLY FUN DAY,

THOUGH.

THAT WAS THE FUNNEST DAY.

>> WHY ARE WE SEVEN?

>> DANNY IS UPSET BECAUSE ME AND

MY OTHER MEATBALL TOOK 60, I

FEEL REALLY BAD.

>> WHO CAN YOU BRING HIM?

>> BAKE HIM A CAKE, LIKE WE'RE

SORRY, DANNY.

>> THIS IS FOR YOU.

ME AND NICOLE MADE IT BUT WE ATE

IT.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY LOVE THE

MEATBALLS.

>> YOU GAVE ME A HALF-EATEN

CAKE.

>> WE HAVE A LITTLE PIECE.

>> A WEIRD SMELL AND TASTE TO

IT.

WHEN YOU CUT INTO IT, IT IS

WEIRD.

>> REALLY?

>> OH!

[LAUGHTER]

>> NOW WE'RE EVEN.

>> SORRY, DANNY.

YOU GOT ME.

>> NOW WE'RE EVEN.

>> YOU GOT CAKED.

>> I WAS APPREHENSIVE HAVING YOU

GUYS WORKING THE STORE.

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE THE FIRST YEAR I

COULDN'T GET PEOPLE IN THE

STORE.

I LOST MONEY THE FIRST YEAR

BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED TO COME TO

IN, YOU HAD TO TAKE PICTURES AND

SIGN.

THE NEXT YEAR THERE WERE LINE

UPS DOWN THE SIDEWALK.

I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU GUYS.

>> YOU BETTER BE, YOU'RE RICH

NOW.

>> WHAT A GIG.

YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE I'M SITTING

NEXT TO ANGELINA?

>> WOO.

>> ALWAYS A LITTLE BIT AFTER

HATER.

>> STOLE YOUR GIRL.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR WHEN I TOOK

DANNY'S GIRL.

>> SAY HOW LONG HOT I WAS.

>> HOLY -- I TOOK THE BOSS'

GIRL.

I'M GETTING EVICTED.

>> MALFUNCTIONING.

>> WELL, DANNY, YOU'RE THE ONLY

BOSS WE INVITED TO

FRIENDSGIVING, SO YOU'RE MORE

THAN A BOSS, YOU ARE A FRIEND.

>> THANK YOU, NICE OF.

>> YOU SO SWEET.

>> AND THANK YOU FOR LETTING US

USE YOUR HOUSE AND WORK IN THERE

BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T BE HERE

WITHOUT THAT.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU

GUYS.

IT WAS A GREAT TIME.

>> WE HAVE FOR FRIENDSGIVING

COMING SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

>> I'M GOING TO TAKE ONE OF

THOSE ITALIAN BREADS HOME AND

PUT A THICKEN CUTLET IN THAT

WITH SOME MAYONNAISE.

>> HE JUST ATE A HUGE FEAST YOU

WOULDN'T BELIEVE AND HE'S

TALKING ABOUT A SANDWICH.

>> SOMEONE IS HERE.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

>> SAMMY!

>> AWKWARD, AWKWARD.

>> OPPOSITE.

>> LAURIE.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

MRS. SITUATION.

>> YEAH!

DRINK UP.

>> YOU EMBARRASSED HER.

>> WERE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR

MIKE'S WEDDING CUT?

>> I WAS, I'VE BEEN BEGGING HIM

TO GROW THAT OUT FOREVER.

>> YOU GOT THAT JOHN GOTTI GOING

ON.

>> BELL RANG, I FELT IT VIBRATE

IN MY POCKET.

>> SAM?

>> IT MIGHT BE THE SAMMY.

WHAT'S UP.

THAT WAS LIKE 30-SECOND WALK

DOWN THE BLOCK.

HEY, YOUR NEIGHBOR IS HERE.

>> HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANGELINA'S

CRISP.

>> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO

WALK NEXT DOOR?

>> ABOUT 30 SECONDS

[DOORBELL]

>> SOMEBODY'S WIFE IS HERE.

>> HIENING .

>> OH!

>> MY NIECE!

SO STINKING CUTE.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JEN AND

THE BABY.

>> SHE IS PERFECT.

>> THAT OUTFIT.

>> LOOK AT THAT LITTLE MOVIE

STAR.

>> I'M YOUR UNCLE PAULY.

REMEMBER ME?

I'M THE WIN WITH THE FUNNY HAIR.

>> SHE IS LIKE, WERE ARE THERE

SO MANY GUIDOS IN ONE ROOM.

>> LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE CHEEKS.

MUNCH KIN.

>> DEFINITELY IF YOU TOLD ME

NINE-YEARS AGO I WOULD BE HERE

TODAY HOLDING A BABY, I WOULD

HAVE PROBABLY LOOKED YOU IN YOUR

FACE, YEAH, RIGHT, HONESTLY, I

WOULDN'T CHANGE THE FEELING I

HAVE FOR HER IN THE WORLD.

SHE MAKES ME FEEL A WAY THAT

I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE.

>> SO PRECIOUS.

YOU ARE ASO PRECIOUS.

>> HI, CUTIE.

>> HE IS IS SO CUTE.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE VEGAS.

SHE IS SO CUTE, I LOVE HER.

SHE GIVES ME BABY FEVER.

>> YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

>> CRAZY FORESHADOWING GOING ON

RIGHT HERE.

>> THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE.

>> YOU LOOK GOOD WITH A BABY.

>> CONGRESS CONJUGAL VISIT.

>> I LOVE IT THAT'S WHAT

FRIENDSGIVING IS ALL ABOUT, THE

MORE THE MARRIER, I'M GLAD

EVERYONE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

ARE HERE TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR,

SINCE IT IS THANKSGIVING.

>> I'M THANKFUL FOR SO MUCH

LATELY.

>> THE OBVIOUS.

>> MY BABY, MY FAMILY.

>> THIS TURNED INTO A REAL

FRIENDSGIVING.

EVERYONE CAME.

>> I LOVE IT.

>> WE HAVE TRAYS INSIDE.

THAT'S SOMETHING MIKE CAN GET

BEHIND.

>> TRUTH BE TOLD THAT THE BEST

PART OF A THANKSGIVING IS THE

LEFTOVERS.

>> MIKE IS THERE SO I WOULDN'T

WAIT TOO LONG.

>> YOU HAVE TWO TRAYS.

>> THIS IS A MIDNIGHT SNACK FOR

ME AND THE WIFEY, WE'RE NOT

PLAYING AROUND TONIGHT.

WHAT A SPREAD.

>> THICKEN CUTLETS.

-- CHICKEN CUT LETS.

>> I DON'T COOK.

I'M TAKING A PLATE FOR MY KIDS

LUNCHES, BECAUSE I DON'T COOK.

THANK YOU, PAULA.

I'M SET FOR A WEEK.

>> THIS WAS OUR FIRST

THANKSGIVING AND I'M THINKING

WHY HAVE WE NOT DONE THIS

BEFORE, AND 10-YEARS HAVE

ALREADY PASSED.

>> THANK YOU 4/COMING TOEN

ISLAND, YOU HAVE -- THANK YOU

FOR COMING TO STATEN ISLAND, YOU

HAVE YOUR GOODY BADS, NOW LEAVE.

>> HEY!

>> WHO HOOKED UP WITH WHO, WHO

FOUGHT WHO, WE ARE ABLE TO SIT

DOWN, IT SHOWS WHO WE ARE AS A

FAMILY.

THE FACT THAT EVERYONE WAS ABLE

TO COME TO HERE AND EAT MY MOM'S

FOOD AND HAVE A GREAT TIME.

IT WAS AMAZING.

BUT I DON'T WANT A CARB IN MY

SIGHT UNTIL NEXT THANKSGIVING.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

>> SEE YOU, BRO.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.

>> LOVE YOU, PAULY.

>> BYE, UNCLE NINO.

>> BRING MY JACKET HOME

TOMORROW, PAL LA.