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(upbeat techno music)
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(gavel bangs)
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- Bearian Starfish the Third,
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you will show the proper
respect in my courtroom
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just like
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everyone else.
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To your feet, sir.
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(audience cheering)
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- What a crowd.
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Thank you, Bearia.
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(audience cheering)
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- Order in this court.
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Please take your seat.
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Now, Bearian Starfish the Third,
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many here view you
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as a heroic
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figure,
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a great adventurer,
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and scientist
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who discovered a means to
harness the love energy.
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(audience cheering)
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The one who led us space bears to victory
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in what seemed like
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a lost war
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with the Mizerbot Colony 12 cycles ago.
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- No need to thank me, sir.
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(audience cheering)
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- There are others
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who say you are a scoundrel,
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a thief,
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a murderer
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who cheated his way to the top,
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and is solely motivated
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by his own financial gain.
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- That's not true, sir.
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I'm a self-made Space Bear.
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I wouldn't harm one one
tablet on a bornox Bearian.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, that may be,
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but you face
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serious charges of treason,
war crimes, and murder
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for your tole in the Zondyke Affair.
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How do you plead to these charges?
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- Not guilty, sir.
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(audience cheering)
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- Well, Bearian,
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I could sentence you to 14 cycles
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of farming the slug pits
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of Beezlecar Seven.
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But the fact of the
matter is your planet, no,
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the entire universe
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needs
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your
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help.
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- I'm always here for the universe, sir.
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(audience cheering)
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- As you know, Bearian,
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a growing problem with the
universe came to our attention
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some years ago.
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Some have yet to evolve
beyond the uselessness of war
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and needless suffering as
we have here on Bearia.
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There is a festering blackness
that grows stronger each day.
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It feeds off the hatred
and negative energy
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of this planet we call Earth,
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where man kills man
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and destroys all that he touches.
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- I know nothing of
this place called Earth.
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- Let me show you, Bearian.
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(military music)
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- How can those barbarians
live this way, sir?
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- Well, they have not yet
discovered the love energy
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and weapons of peace.
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They are destroying themselves,
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and perhaps the entire
universe, with their negativity.
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- But how can that be?
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- Our records indicate there
is a great black emptiness
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spreading out from the center
of the Milky Way Galaxy.
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It's size is doubling exponentially
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as it sucks up the never
ending supply of negativity
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from planet Earth.
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We predict that within 100 life cycles,
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it will have swallowed their planet
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and will be on our doorstep.
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We need your help, Bearian.
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- But what can I do?
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The Milky Way Galaxy must be at least
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10 million pinosars from our galaxy.
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It would take a lifetime to get there.
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- You are Bearia's greatest weapon expert,
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the inventor of the Love Bomb.
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That has made peace and
tranquility possible for us.
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We need you to travel to Earth
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and construct a Love Bomb there
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in order to detonate and
spread the love radiation
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throughout the planet.
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It is the only way to save our universe.
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Our scientists have come
up with a method of travel
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that will allow you to make
the trip in only three cycles.
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We now have a functioning worm hole
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that leads straight to the Milky Way.
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- So, I'll be able to get back?
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- You will have two Earth months
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once you arrive on the planet
to complete your mission.
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Our scientists won't be
able to keep the wormhole
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functioning any longer than that.
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I think if anyone
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is aware of the danger
involved, it would be
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you.
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- Where do I sign up?
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(audience cheering)
(upbeat music)
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- [Announcer] We interrupt
your regularly scheduled
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programming for a special news alert
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from Space Bear News.
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Now, here's Bearia's
most trusted news anchor,
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Bearaldo Ribeara.
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- This morning, Bearian Starfish the Third
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prepares for his dangerous
journey to the Milky Way Galaxy.
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Bearian has been
undergoing intense training
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and environmental testing
for the past four weeks
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to get ready for the unknown
conditions of Planet Earth.
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Scientists have developed
a functioning wormhole
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that will transport Bearian to Earth.
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He will only have two months
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to assemble a Love Bomb
on Earth and detonate it.
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I am receiving word
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that Bearian is about
enter the wormhole now.
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Let's go to our action crew on location
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at the Honeycomb Scientific Test Site.
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(upbeat music)
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- [Bearian] Whee!
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- Looks like Bearian made it, folks.
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All of here at Channel 5 News
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wish you the best of luck, Bearian.
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Long live the Space Bears.
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(intense music)
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(Bearian screaming)
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(upbeat psychedelic music)
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(mellow music)
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- Listen up, pussycat,
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it was your kind that came in
the night and killed my daddy.
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Ever since that day, I've been
hunting you down like dogs,
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and I want you to know just
why I'm gonna murder you.
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(growling)
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I got 25 kills behind me now,
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and you're just another notch in my belt,
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you dirty sack of fleas.
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(growling)
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I don't think today is
your lucky day, pussycat.
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(growling)
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This one,
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just like all the rest before my papa.
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(upbeat music)
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(growling)
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Okay, today was your lucky
day after all, pussycat.
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And things ain't looking bad
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for old Ricky Gitsburg either.
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I think I just found
me a space rock, kitty.
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Whoo-hoo!
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(upbeat music)
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(mellow music)
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(laughing)
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- That's my stuff,
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and someone going to get
hurt if they're not careful.
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Someone gonna get hurt.
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(upbeat electronic music)
(laughing)
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Hey, that's my stuff.
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Good night, bunny rabbit.
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(crying)
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Little pansy's scared of a boom-boom.
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(mellow music)
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(angelic harmonizing)
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(mellow music)
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Hello, this is soft and fuzzy.
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He need my help.
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- Oh, no you don't, numbnuts.
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That thing's gonna make me a rich man.
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(dramatic music)
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Dang it, I can't get a
clean shot from here.
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(dramatic music)
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- Crap.
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We not gonna make it.
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- Just what are we dealing with, here?
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(dramatic music)
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- All Soccer 9, this is
Agent Spears, come in.
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- [Radio] This is All Soccer
9, read you loud and clear.
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Over.
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- Sir, the bear has landed.
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Repeat, the bear has landed.
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Yogi is in the house.
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- [Radio] 10-4, Spears.
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Comprehend visitor at any cost.
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- As you wish, sir.
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Spears out.
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We'll find him, all right.
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(dramatic music)
(electricity whirring)
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(mellow music)
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- Oh, Ken, I like your laugh.
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You laugh with your eyes.
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- You know, when you're 100, I'll be 105.
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- I wanna die before you do, Ken.
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- Blue eyes say,
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"Love me or I die."
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Brown eyes say, "Love me or I kill you."
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- Oh Randy, you made it.
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Do you think Bobby Kennedy will
win the election this year?
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- It's Trump, Granny, the
orange coochie grabber.
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Bobby got shot.
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- Oh, heaven's no.
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I just saw Bobby on the TV yesterday.
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He's such a handsome man.
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He's gonna make a fine president.
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- Okay, Granny.
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Going to my room now.
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- Will you tell Gramps that
the grass is looking long,
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and he might want to get
his blower out tomorrow?
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- You know Gramps is long gone.
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- Gone where, honey?
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- Gone fishing, Granny.
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Fishing again.
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- Fishing again?
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Fishing? (laughing)
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- [Announcer] She was a star
in her own little world.
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The girls loved her.
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I was sure she wouldn't give it up
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for anything in the world.
(mellow music)
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- I gotta find that alien.
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It's my ticket to fame,
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and I'm not gonna let some
overgrown kid mess it up for me.
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If he gets in my way, he dies.
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Oh crap, I'm sorry, Valerie.
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You okay, baby?
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I know they're in this
area somewhere, baby.
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It's only matter of time.
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Ricky Gitsburg always catches his prey.
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Always.
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(upbeat music)
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(mellow music)
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- Teddy is broken.
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What's wrong little buddy?
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- Queezlenax.
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Queezlenax.
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- Guidoneck?
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What's a guidoneck?
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- Queezlenax.
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(mellow music)
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Queezlenax.
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- Oh, you hungry?
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You mean you eat bees?
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- Queezlenax.
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- So, I understand.
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I'll be right back.
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- Queezlenax.
(mellow music)
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(wheezing heavily)
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(electricity zapping)
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(twittering)
(mellow music)
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Queepo Jango.
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(mellow music)
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- Queepo Jango.
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(upbeat music)
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- Uh-oh.
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Looks like the cat's out
of the bag on this one.
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Well, I hope you piggies
are ready to eat some bacon,
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'cause Ricky Gitsburg is about to feed you
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your own behinds for dinner.
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(upbeat music)
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These guys are good.
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(upbeat music)
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Holy crap, there it is!
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(upbeat music)
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It's a fricking teddy bear.
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00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,053
- All right, Gitsburg,
you're coming with us.
272
00:24:01,277 --> 00:24:02,683
- Kiss my grits, pig!
273
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,210
- Come in, HQ, we just
had a confirmed sighting.
274
00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:20,980
Repeat, Smokey just started a fire.
275
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,483
We have sighted the visitor.
276
00:24:27,562 --> 00:24:30,145
(upbeat music)
277
00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,300
- Why they shooting?
278
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,573
What I do now?
279
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,653
- You're in over your head, kid.
280
00:25:01,596 --> 00:25:04,179
(upbeat music)
281
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,890
- Ow!
282
00:25:17,890 --> 00:25:19,583
Never do that again.
283
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,560
I know a safe place.
284
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,393
Follow me.
285
00:25:28,295 --> 00:25:30,878
(mellow music)
286
00:26:04,718 --> 00:26:07,635
(wheezing heavily)
287
00:26:25,694 --> 00:26:28,861
(electricity zapping)
288
00:26:31,771 --> 00:26:34,188
(twittering)
289
00:27:01,014 --> 00:27:03,676
(upbeat music)
290
00:27:03,676 --> 00:27:06,213
♪ Flowers, flowers, flowers everywhere ♪
291
00:27:06,213 --> 00:27:09,026
♪ Flowers, flowers, flowers in my hair ♪
292
00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:11,798
♪ Flowers, flowers, pretty as can be ♪
293
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,267
♪ Flowers here and flowers there ♪
294
00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:14,790
♪ They're just for you and me ♪
295
00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:17,464
♪ Flowers, flowers, ooh,
they smell so sweet ♪
296
00:27:17,464 --> 00:27:20,170
♪ Flowers, flowers, also just so neat ♪
297
00:27:20,170 --> 00:27:23,064
♪ Flowers, flowers, all we need this way ♪
298
00:27:23,064 --> 00:27:24,744
♪ Pick some for us, we adore them ♪
299
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:28,077
♪ Put them on our grave ♪
300
00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:40,355
- Zo Jappa Zee.
301
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,463
- I'll teach you how to
talk with the big book.
302
00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:58,907
(speaking rapidly)
303
00:28:06,176 --> 00:28:07,839
- I'm going to need your help.
304
00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:10,347
The future of the
universe is in our hands.
305
00:28:11,235 --> 00:28:12,621
- Man,
306
00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:13,454
you smart.
307
00:28:24,928 --> 00:28:27,678
(dramatic music)
308
00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:40,060
- So, Ricky, you want to
tell us what's going on here?
309
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,920
- I wanna call my lawyer.
310
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,410
I have rights like anybody else.
311
00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:46,440
- That's true, you got rights.
312
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,360
But that doesn't mean we
have to respect those rights.
313
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,460
Now you're gonna tell us what you saw,
314
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,320
or we're gonna start cutting off fingers
315
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,793
until you change your mind.
316
00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:58,690
Who is the kid, and where is the alien?
317
00:28:58,690 --> 00:29:02,010
- Buzz off and die, pig, I ain't talking.
318
00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:03,747
- Have it your way.
319
00:29:03,747 --> 00:29:06,127
(upbeat music)
320
00:29:06,127 --> 00:29:08,460
(screaming)
321
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,400
- Come on, guys, I don't
know any more than you do.
322
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,970
I saw the alien crash, but the kid ran off
323
00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:17,820
before I could even get there.
324
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:19,830
Can't we work something out?
325
00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:22,350
- We're gonna work it
out all right, Ricky.
326
00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:24,064
You belong to us now.
327
00:29:24,064 --> 00:29:27,127
(grunting)
(electricity zapping)
328
00:29:27,127 --> 00:29:29,460
(screaming)
329
00:29:31,477 --> 00:29:33,970
- Yes sir, what's the situation?
330
00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:36,270
- We're gonna need some
medics up here pronto.
331
00:29:36,270 --> 00:29:38,900
And tell them to bring a
Sham-Wow, or something,
332
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,847
'cause we gotta big mess.
- Yes sir.
333
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:43,813
- You'll burn for this, Spears!
334
00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:48,169
(mellow music)
335
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:55,103
- You never told me your name.
336
00:29:56,210 --> 00:30:00,083
- Well, I'm Bearian Starfish
the Third in your language.
337
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,510
Bearian for short.
338
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:06,210
I am a Space Bear of the planet Bearia.
339
00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:07,580
- Okay.
340
00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:08,853
My name's Randy.
341
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,973
I'm a guy of planet Earth.
342
00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,241
- I know.
343
00:30:15,241 --> 00:30:17,430
We have a lot of work to do, Randy.
344
00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:19,543
We're going to need some plutonium.
345
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,289
- Plutonium?
346
00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:24,380
Uh, huh?
347
00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:26,740
- We're also going to need a car battery,
348
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:30,950
a satellite dish, a chainsaw, gunpowder,
349
00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:32,050
and a shortwave radio.
350
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,600
- Where we gonna get all that?
351
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,713
- I'm not too sure, Randy.
352
00:30:36,713 --> 00:30:38,920
It seems I have powers on your planet
353
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,510
that I did not have on my own planet.
354
00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:45,373
I just can't use them too
much, or I will get very sick.
355
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,760
- I don't want you to get sick.
356
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,570
You're my only friend.
357
00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:53,603
I will help you, Space Bear, I promise.
358
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,260
- Thank you, Randy.
359
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,190
You are my only friend here on Earth.
360
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,400
We have to stick together.
361
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,110
Now that we've been sighted,
362
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,660
bad people will be looking for us.
363
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:07,240
We have to be careful.
- Yeah,
364
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,053
'cause we're making a boom-boom.
365
00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,020
- That's right, Randy.
366
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:15,470
We will construct a Love
Bomb, and its love radiation
367
00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:19,374
will save your planet
and the entire universe.
368
00:31:19,374 --> 00:31:20,622
Hopefully.
369
00:31:20,622 --> 00:31:22,149
Let me show you.
370
00:31:22,149 --> 00:31:24,732
(gentle music)
371
00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:31,202
(speaking rapidly)
372
00:32:05,106 --> 00:32:08,776
♪ We're the mail order maid you ordered ♪
373
00:32:08,776 --> 00:32:12,673
♪ By parcel post we come to you ♪
374
00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:14,777
♪ Pick the one that you like best ♪
375
00:32:14,777 --> 00:32:16,844
♪ And then return the rest ♪
376
00:32:16,844 --> 00:32:20,980
♪ For any one of us will
bring a thrill for you ♪
377
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,701
♪ We're all guaranteed romantic ♪
378
00:32:24,701 --> 00:32:28,439
♪ That's why we're only stars above ♪
379
00:32:28,439 --> 00:32:30,553
♪ And the bride that you get ♪
380
00:32:30,553 --> 00:32:32,493
♪ From a mail order house ♪
381
00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:37,160
♪ Will come to you with kisses and love ♪
382
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,693
- You actually like this crap?
383
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,125
- Did anyone ever tell you
that you look just like
384
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,958
Dog the Bounty Hunter?
385
00:32:56,533 --> 00:32:58,268
- The, the what?
386
00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,702
Who?
387
00:32:59,702 --> 00:33:00,697
- Dog.
388
00:33:00,697 --> 00:33:05,530
You know, he captures the bad
guys and has a funny mullet.
389
00:33:11,568 --> 00:33:12,634
Ouch!
390
00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:15,467
I think I just got stung by a bee.
391
00:33:16,841 --> 00:33:21,841
(breathing heavily)
(upbeat swing music)
392
00:33:37,638 --> 00:33:40,221
(mellow music)
393
00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:01,730
- Granny, I'm home.
394
00:34:01,730 --> 00:34:03,430
I'm just gonna pick up some stuff.
395
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:14,092
That weird.
396
00:34:14,092 --> 00:34:16,833
Granny's always here watching her stories.
397
00:34:29,578 --> 00:34:30,877
Oh no!
398
00:34:30,877 --> 00:34:32,313
Not Granny!
399
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,230
- This is my fault, Randy.
400
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:38,550
I will help you get
Granny back, don't worry.
401
00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:40,010
- Thanks Bearian.
402
00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:42,600
I will you help you build a Love Bomb.
403
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,560
We're friends forever.
404
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,043
- Friends forever.
(gentle music)
405
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:59,417
Okay, now let's see if we can
save the world and Granny too.
406
00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:02,933
- Okay, let's do it, Space Bear.
407
00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:06,771
(gentle music)
408
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:35,690
- We're gonna have to
break in here tonight
409
00:35:35,690 --> 00:35:38,107
to get a hold of some plutonium.
410
00:35:38,107 --> 00:35:40,970
- Gonna be a long night, Bearian.
411
00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:42,475
I will get my things.
412
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:45,058
(gentle music)
413
00:35:52,371 --> 00:35:54,954
(upbeat music)
414
00:36:23,936 --> 00:36:26,603
(phone ringing)
415
00:36:30,052 --> 00:36:31,280
- Gitsburg.
416
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,430
- Hello, Ricky.
417
00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:34,850
We have some information
that the boy and alien
418
00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:38,320
are planning to break into
Crosspatch Nuclear Plant tonight.
419
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,880
I'm gonna have 10 of
my best men down there,
420
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,028
and I want you on my team.
- Right.
421
00:36:44,028 --> 00:36:46,840
- Do whatever necessary
to capture the alien,
422
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,840
but he must be taken alive.
423
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,750
We will have Granny at the plant tonight
424
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,940
as a little incentive.
425
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,730
- This is getting crazy, Spears.
426
00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:56,960
I don't like hurting innocent people.
427
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,130
- No one's gonna get hurt
428
00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:00,510
unless we fail in stopping the alien.
429
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,620
We have reason to believe
430
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,410
the visitor is attempting to construct
431
00:37:03,410 --> 00:37:05,420
weapons of mass destruction.
432
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:08,740
This is a matter of national security.
433
00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:11,110
- I don't care about your weapons, Spears.
434
00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:12,760
It's personal now.
435
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,410
That alien will be coming with me tonight,
436
00:37:15,410 --> 00:37:17,201
that I can guarantee.
437
00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:20,330
- Just make sure he comes in
alive and in one piece, Ricky,
438
00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:22,490
or there's gonna be
some harsh consequences,
439
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,690
if you know what I mean.
440
00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:29,349
- Alive or dead, don't
make no difference to me.
441
00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:32,099
(dramatic music)
442
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:05,993
- [Randy] They got guns.
443
00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:07,500
They got peek-a-boos, too.
444
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,740
- Yes Randy.
445
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,650
It seems there's no way in.
446
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:14,720
Just remember, that things
look darkest just before
447
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,143
it all goes pitch black.
448
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,973
- You sure know English good now.
449
00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:23,450
- I've been experimenting, Randy.
450
00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:25,610
It seems I can do things on this planet
451
00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:27,984
that were impossible on my planet,
452
00:38:27,984 --> 00:38:31,410
like sending out the energy surges.
453
00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:34,565
- Yeah, and the bubble.
454
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:36,960
- Yes, like the force field bubble.
455
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,690
Take my hand, Randy, and close your eyes.
456
00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:40,873
I'll get us inside.
457
00:38:43,850 --> 00:38:45,560
Randy, look in my eyes.
458
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,637
We must focus on love for each other.
459
00:38:50,637 --> 00:38:53,790
Love is the source of all my power.
460
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,290
I love you, Randy.
461
00:38:56,532 --> 00:38:59,032
- I love you, too, Space Bear.
462
00:39:00,186 --> 00:39:03,353
(electricity zapping)
463
00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:10,353
(mellow music)
464
00:39:16,295 --> 00:39:18,810
- Sir, Yogi is in the house.
465
00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:21,096
Repeat, Yogi's in the house.
466
00:39:21,096 --> 00:39:23,679
(mellow music)
467
00:39:44,990 --> 00:39:46,260
- Wait out here, Randy.
468
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:48,880
The radiation inside will kill you.
469
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,993
- Okay, Bearian.
470
00:39:50,991 --> 00:39:52,515
Be careful.
471
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:57,515
(electricity zapping)
(mellow music)
472
00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:04,700
- Put this in your backpack,
and let's get out of here.
473
00:40:05,717 --> 00:40:08,467
(dramatic music)
474
00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:35,755
- You okay, Bearian?
475
00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:38,505
(dramatic music)
476
00:40:40,123 --> 00:40:41,710
- Come on out, boy.
477
00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:43,810
Hand over the alien, and no one gets hurt.
478
00:40:44,887 --> 00:40:48,452
- Over my dead body, dirtbag.
479
00:40:48,452 --> 00:40:51,202
(dramatic music)
480
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,227
- You don't know who you're
messing with, numbnuts.
481
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,313
Gotcha!
482
00:41:29,873 --> 00:41:31,923
(dramatic music)
483
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,911
(growling)
484
00:41:33,911 --> 00:41:36,661
(dramatic music)
485
00:42:03,970 --> 00:42:05,770
- All right, show's over.
486
00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:07,123
The alien comes with us.
487
00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:11,462
- Granny!
488
00:42:12,766 --> 00:42:15,349
(mellow music)
489
00:42:20,574 --> 00:42:22,677
- These men are bad, Randy.
490
00:42:22,677 --> 00:42:25,313
Don't let me stand in the way.
491
00:42:25,313 --> 00:42:27,813
Save yourself and your friend.
492
00:42:28,925 --> 00:42:29,925
- No Granny!
493
00:42:33,352 --> 00:42:35,935
(agent grunts)
494
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:40,681
- [Agent] Zowie!
495
00:42:44,313 --> 00:42:46,896
(screaming)
No!
496
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,736
(mellow music)
497
00:42:56,709 --> 00:43:00,126
(electricity zapping)
No!
498
00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:18,250
- Cease fire, cease fire!
499
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:20,310
Stop wasting bullets, you morons.
500
00:43:20,310 --> 00:43:21,163
They're gone.
501
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,550
Get this pansy to a doctor, will ya.
502
00:43:26,550 --> 00:43:28,890
And get somebody up here with a Sham-Wow.
503
00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:30,869
This place is a mess.
504
00:43:30,869 --> 00:43:33,452
(mellow music)
505
00:43:39,469 --> 00:43:42,636
(electricity zapping)
506
00:44:00,326 --> 00:44:03,187
- Not Granny, not Granny.
507
00:44:03,187 --> 00:44:04,104
Not Granny!
508
00:44:05,613 --> 00:44:08,770
- It's going to be okay, Randy.
509
00:44:08,770 --> 00:44:09,790
Don't worry.
510
00:44:09,790 --> 00:44:12,703
The Love Bomb is our only
hope to set things right.
511
00:44:13,729 --> 00:44:16,312
(mellow music)
512
00:44:30,818 --> 00:44:33,568
(dramatic music)
513
00:44:39,270 --> 00:44:41,100
- Gitsburg will have to be disposed of
514
00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:43,460
once we have the alien in custody.
515
00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:44,950
He knows too much.
516
00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:47,180
We'll have to make it
look like an accident.
517
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,410
In the meantime,
518
00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:50,993
I want everyone working
around the clock on this.
519
00:44:51,870 --> 00:44:54,340
- We have several reports of break-ins
520
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,090
and thefts from junkyards,
521
00:44:56,090 --> 00:45:00,029
electronic stores, hardware
stores, you name it, sir.
522
00:45:00,029 --> 00:45:02,290
- I'm aware of that, Agent Smiley.
523
00:45:02,290 --> 00:45:03,870
If I didn't know any better,
524
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:06,397
I'd say this alien is
trying to build a nuke.
525
00:45:06,397 --> 00:45:08,137
Time is of the essence.
526
00:45:08,137 --> 00:45:10,270
Somebody get Ricky on the horn,
527
00:45:10,270 --> 00:45:12,630
and tell him that if he
doesn't find that space bear
528
00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:14,070
by the end of the week,
529
00:45:14,070 --> 00:45:17,240
I'm gonna bring a hammer
straight down on his juevos.
530
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,920
Now let's get to work.
531
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,503
(upbeat music)
532
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,630
- I have everything I need
now to build a Love Bomb,
533
00:45:39,630 --> 00:45:41,853
but it will take time to assemble.
534
00:45:43,190 --> 00:45:45,330
We need to find a desolate place
535
00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:48,385
with no people to set off the Love Bomb.
536
00:45:48,385 --> 00:45:50,833
The explosion will be massive.
537
00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,630
Do you know of a place like this?
538
00:45:53,630 --> 00:45:56,420
- My daddy is from a place called Wyoming.
539
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,580
Granny says there's nothing
there but sheep shagging,
540
00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:01,700
whatever that is.
541
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,670
- Wyoming, yes.
542
00:46:03,670 --> 00:46:05,610
I have read of this land,
543
00:46:05,610 --> 00:46:09,010
the land of sheep shaggers, as you say.
544
00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:13,110
We must leave for Wyoming once
the Love Bomb is complete.
545
00:46:13,110 --> 00:46:14,440
- Okay, Bearian.
546
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,747
I'll go with you.
547
00:46:15,747 --> 00:46:18,633
- I'm so sorry about Granny, Randy.
548
00:46:19,659 --> 00:46:21,220
- It's okay.
549
00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:22,243
It's not your fault.
550
00:46:23,358 --> 00:46:26,380
- We can make it right, I promise.
551
00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:27,703
You'll have to trust me.
552
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,770
- I trust you, Bearian.
553
00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:33,300
We stick together no matter what.
554
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:37,740
- That's right, we're all
we have no matter what.
555
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:38,743
- No matter what.
556
00:46:40,412 --> 00:46:42,410
- I need you to leave now, Randy.
557
00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:44,973
It won't be safe for you
here while I'm working.
558
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:49,863
- Okay, I'll be right
outside if you need me.
559
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:09,210
(tools pounding)
560
00:47:44,641 --> 00:47:47,940
- Don't worry, Randy, it's not on.
561
00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:50,470
- What is this thing, Bearian?
562
00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:55,470
- It is my own invention I
created on my home world Bearia.
563
00:47:55,893 --> 00:47:57,850
It brought peace to my people,
564
00:47:57,850 --> 00:48:00,530
and now will bring peace to yours.
565
00:48:00,530 --> 00:48:03,060
It's called the Love Bomb.
566
00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,066
- How does it work?
567
00:48:05,066 --> 00:48:06,483
- It is a nuclear device,
568
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,550
but I determined how to
restrain the destructive energy
569
00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:12,000
released by detonation,
570
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,680
and to filter it in a way
that produces a radiation
571
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,603
charged by love.
572
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:18,520
Once detonated,
573
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,580
the love radiation will
spread across the Earth,
574
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:24,980
and all humans and animals
will live in peace.
575
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:28,417
Things will be set right
again in your world.
576
00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:30,990
Then the great blackness in the universe
577
00:48:30,990 --> 00:48:34,053
will shrink to nothing,
and we will all be saved.
578
00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:38,867
- Okay Bearian, how do
we get it to Wyoming?
579
00:48:38,867 --> 00:48:41,517
- I won't be able to teleport both of us
580
00:48:41,517 --> 00:48:44,453
and the bomb without causing
great damage to myself.
581
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:48,550
We're going to need a
helicopter, or something.
582
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:49,650
There isn't much time.
583
00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:52,673
- A whirly bird?
584
00:48:52,673 --> 00:48:54,548
- A whirly bird.
585
00:48:54,548 --> 00:48:57,131
(upbeat music)
586
00:49:07,868 --> 00:49:09,500
- Gitsburg, get in here.
587
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,933
What are you waiting for, an invitation?
588
00:49:11,933 --> 00:49:14,516
(upbeat music)
589
00:49:18,230 --> 00:49:20,070
You really screwed up this time, Ricky.
590
00:49:20,070 --> 00:49:21,030
Look at you.
591
00:49:21,030 --> 00:49:22,063
You're a mess.
592
00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:24,820
- Kiss my grits, Spears.
593
00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:26,510
Where were you when I needed you?
594
00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:29,813
You guys sat around and let
that imbecile cut off my hand.
595
00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,360
I'm done with you and
your band of gorillas.
596
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,909
I want out.
597
00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:37,204
- Well, you're useless to us now, anyway.
598
00:49:37,204 --> 00:49:42,204
Unfortunately, it's
not gonna be that easy.
599
00:49:42,598 --> 00:49:44,684
- What do you think you're doing?
600
00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:47,801
We had a deal, Spears.
601
00:49:47,801 --> 00:49:52,051
- That's right, Ricky, we had
a deal, but you screwed it up.
602
00:49:52,051 --> 00:49:54,486
You didn't really think
we would let you walk out
603
00:49:54,486 --> 00:49:57,626
with everything that you know, did you?
604
00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,696
We're gonna put you on ice for a while,
605
00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:01,806
until I decide what to do with you.
606
00:50:01,806 --> 00:50:03,669
Take him out of here.
607
00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:06,252
(upbeat music)
608
00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:09,868
- This ain't gonna work
out well for you, Spears.
609
00:50:09,868 --> 00:50:12,312
I'm not gonna forget this.
610
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:14,895
(upbeat music)
611
00:50:29,046 --> 00:50:32,213
(electricity zapping)
612
00:50:35,013 --> 00:50:37,596
(mellow music)
613
00:51:20,394 --> 00:51:22,648
I'm done with you and
your band of gorillas.
614
00:51:22,648 --> 00:51:24,066
I want out.
615
00:51:24,066 --> 00:51:26,437
- Well, you're useless to us now, anyway.
616
00:51:26,437 --> 00:51:30,020
Unfortunately, it's
not gonna be that easy.
617
00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:34,019
- What do you think you're doing?
618
00:51:34,019 --> 00:51:35,852
We had a deal, Spears.
619
00:51:36,892 --> 00:51:38,745
- We're gonna put you on ice for a while,
620
00:51:38,745 --> 00:51:40,762
until I decide what to do with you.
621
00:51:40,762 --> 00:51:42,512
Take him out of here.
622
00:51:43,694 --> 00:51:45,921
- This ain't gonna work
out well for you, Spears.
623
00:51:45,921 --> 00:51:48,184
I'm not gonna forget this.
624
00:51:48,184 --> 00:51:50,767
(mellow music)
625
00:52:02,919 --> 00:52:06,086
(electricity zapping)
626
00:52:10,688 --> 00:52:12,271
- Randy, it's time.
627
00:52:13,792 --> 00:52:15,436
- Time for what?
628
00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:17,910
- I think I know how to move the bomb.
629
00:52:17,910 --> 00:52:19,760
We must act fast.
630
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,353
I did some research on Ricky Gitsburg.
631
00:52:22,353 --> 00:52:26,550
He was a helicopter pilot for
the military a long time ago
632
00:52:26,550 --> 00:52:27,963
in a place called Vietnam.
633
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:34,128
He will be the one to get us
to Wyoming with the Love Bomb.
634
00:52:34,128 --> 00:52:36,382
- But that guy hates us, Bearian.
635
00:52:36,382 --> 00:52:38,049
He tried to kill us.
636
00:52:38,998 --> 00:52:39,831
- Yes, he hates us, but he
hates the government more now.
637
00:52:43,690 --> 00:52:46,450
I believe he will help us
if we can break him out.
638
00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:49,600
The FBI is holding him in isolation
639
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,170
at the headquarters due east of here.
640
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:54,490
It won't be easy,
641
00:52:54,490 --> 00:52:58,420
but he's the one who will
help us save the universe.
642
00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:01,493
Let's get our things together,
there isn't much time.
643
00:53:02,540 --> 00:53:04,127
- Okay, Bearian,
644
00:53:04,127 --> 00:53:05,210
I'm with you.
645
00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:11,239
(upbeat music)
646
00:53:22,828 --> 00:53:25,995
(electricity zapping)
647
00:53:28,935 --> 00:53:31,438
- Come on, Randy, let's be quick.
648
00:53:31,438 --> 00:53:34,251
Ricky's cell is straight down this way.
649
00:53:34,251 --> 00:53:36,834
(upbeat music)
650
00:53:53,525 --> 00:53:54,673
This is it.
651
00:53:54,673 --> 00:53:58,673
Stand back, Randy, I've
never tried this before.
652
00:53:59,597 --> 00:54:04,597
- What are you gonna do?
(electricity zapping)
653
00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:22,920
(upbeat music)
654
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,540
- Well, I'll be a son of
a toothless street walker.
655
00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:26,733
Not you again.
656
00:54:28,030 --> 00:54:29,570
- Let's go.
657
00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:30,673
Bearian is hurt.
658
00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:34,790
- Well, I guess beggars
can't be choosers, boy.
659
00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:37,110
I surely ain't gonna stay out here,
660
00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:38,896
or I'm dead for sure.
661
00:54:38,896 --> 00:54:41,479
(upbeat music)
662
00:54:51,169 --> 00:54:52,919
- Which way, Bearian?
663
00:54:54,735 --> 00:54:58,325
- Turn right at the end of this hallway.
664
00:54:58,325 --> 00:55:01,467
That will lead us to the helipad.
665
00:55:01,467 --> 00:55:04,217
(dramatic music)
666
00:55:57,377 --> 00:56:00,096
(upbeat rock music)
667
00:56:00,096 --> 00:56:02,429
(screaming)
668
00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:09,154
(upbeat rock music)
669
00:57:05,603 --> 00:57:10,603
(screaming)
(upbeat rock music)
670
00:57:52,330 --> 00:57:53,413
- Shoot, kid.
671
00:58:02,966 --> 00:58:03,951
- Great
672
00:58:03,951 --> 00:58:05,167
Caesar's
673
00:58:05,167 --> 00:58:06,000
ghost!
674
00:58:07,999 --> 00:58:12,999
(yelling)
(upbeat rock music)
675
00:58:27,575 --> 00:58:30,742
(electricity zapping)
676
00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:36,860
- What am I getting into, here?
677
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:38,515
Where to?
678
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,093
- The land of Wyoming.
679
00:58:41,093 --> 00:58:42,670
- Yeah, but first we gotta pick up
680
00:58:42,670 --> 00:58:45,043
something from the tree house.
681
00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:48,300
- Well, I guess I owe you one.
682
00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:50,830
Looks like we're heading to Wyoming, boys.
683
00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:52,563
Hold on to your butt.
684
00:58:52,563 --> 00:58:55,563
(upbeat rock music)
685
00:59:30,924 --> 00:59:33,507
(mellow music)
686
00:59:41,649 --> 00:59:43,439
- Where are we?
687
00:59:43,439 --> 00:59:45,720
- This is the Killpecker Sand Dunes
688
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,699
in the Red Desert of Wyoming.
689
00:59:47,699 --> 00:59:50,503
9,000 square miles of nothing.
690
00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:52,203
Think that'll work, Yogi?
691
00:59:53,358 --> 00:59:56,074
- Yes, this will work fine.
692
00:59:56,074 --> 00:59:57,680
Let's get the Love Bomb assembled
693
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,356
before Spears catches up to us.
694
01:00:00,356 --> 01:00:02,939
(mellow music)
695
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,653
- You sure this thing is safe?
696
01:00:28,540 --> 01:00:30,763
I mean, what good is
it to save the universe
697
01:00:30,763 --> 01:00:32,763
if we blow up the Earth doing it?
698
01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:37,130
- Maybe the universe would
be better off without Earth.
699
01:00:37,130 --> 01:00:41,930
It was here that all the trouble started.
700
01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:46,120
- Why you arrogant little furball.
701
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,040
- We don't have time to argue, Ricky.
702
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,840
The nearest towns are over 100 miles away,
703
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,857
according to my chart.
704
01:00:53,857 --> 01:00:58,085
The bomb will only have
a 20-mile blast radius.
705
01:00:58,085 --> 01:01:01,303
We will singe the
ground, but nothing more.
706
01:01:02,414 --> 01:01:05,220
Any love radiation will
be carried by the wind
707
01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,053
to all the parts of the globe.
708
01:01:07,890 --> 01:01:10,850
We're going to need to seek safe shelter
709
01:01:10,850 --> 01:01:13,123
before we detonate it.
710
01:01:13,123 --> 01:01:14,360
- Why not blow it
711
01:01:15,275 --> 01:01:17,025
from the whirly bird?
712
01:01:18,574 --> 01:01:21,907
- Yes Randy, that's what I was thinking.
713
01:01:23,092 --> 01:01:26,373
- Well, stop y'all's
squawking and let's get to it.
714
01:01:26,373 --> 01:01:28,956
(mellow music)
715
01:02:03,078 --> 01:02:06,245
(electricity zapping)
716
01:02:09,371 --> 01:02:11,954
(upbeat music)
717
01:02:28,250 --> 01:02:29,940
20-mile radius, huh?
718
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:33,138
- Something went wrong.
719
01:02:33,138 --> 01:02:35,721
(upbeat music)
720
01:02:54,065 --> 01:02:57,000
(phone ringing)
721
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:57,933
- Spears here.
722
01:02:58,811 --> 01:03:00,098
Huh?
723
01:03:00,098 --> 01:03:01,313
You got to be kidding.
724
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,940
- Calling the first nuclear
attack on U.S. soil.
725
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,660
The bomb was detonated near
the Killpecker Sand Dunes
726
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,610
in the Wyoming Red Desert.
727
01:03:10,610 --> 01:03:11,460
Just seconds ago,
728
01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:14,470
Homeland Security declared
it a terrorist attack.
729
01:03:14,470 --> 01:03:17,090
The military is scrambling to
get a handle on the situation
730
01:03:17,090 --> 01:03:18,023
as we speak.
731
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,253
- I'm not through with you yet, Gitsburg.
732
01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:24,373
Why am I always the last to know?
733
01:03:26,290 --> 01:03:29,160
Roger, the whole world's gone
to hell in a hand basket,
734
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,413
and no one tells me.
735
01:03:30,413 --> 01:03:32,040
You guys need to take your thumbs
736
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,540
out of your manholes up there.
737
01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:37,000
Call in everything we got.
738
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,423
We're gonna need military
intervention on this.
739
01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:43,490
Someone's gotta inform the
Pentagon about what's going on.
740
01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,890
We have to stop this
alien before it kills us.
741
01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:46,733
Now, get moving!
742
01:03:53,285 --> 01:03:55,858
(dramatic music)
743
01:03:55,858 --> 01:03:57,620
- What have I done?
744
01:03:57,620 --> 01:03:59,090
- You blew up Wyoming.
745
01:03:59,090 --> 01:04:01,990
Now, we're probably all gonna
die from radiation exposure.
746
01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:09,990
- My instruments show
safe levels of radiation.
747
01:04:09,990 --> 01:04:12,733
It was just the blast was
much greater than expected.
748
01:04:14,013 --> 01:04:16,180
The laws of nature are
much different on Earth
749
01:04:16,180 --> 01:04:17,920
than on my planet.
750
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,857
I must have miscalculated something.
751
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,910
- Ya think?
752
01:04:22,910 --> 01:04:24,853
You took out a whole state, buddy.
753
01:04:26,056 --> 01:04:27,530
- It was a goof.
754
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,693
It's not his fault.
755
01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:32,193
- Pretty big goof, numbnuts.
756
01:04:32,193 --> 01:04:33,377
- Please stop fighting.
757
01:04:33,377 --> 01:04:36,170
We need to get out of this desert.
758
01:04:36,170 --> 01:04:39,410
I don't have much power
left, and we're out of honey.
759
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:42,020
I will try to teleport
the three of us home,
760
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:43,683
but it will drain me completely.
761
01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:46,267
- You will die.
762
01:04:47,370 --> 01:04:48,853
- It's okay, Randy.
763
01:04:48,853 --> 01:04:51,603
I think I can take one more jump.
764
01:04:52,980 --> 01:04:57,980
(electricity zapping)
(mellow music)
765
01:05:09,203 --> 01:05:12,370
(electricity zapping)
766
01:05:23,350 --> 01:05:27,683
- I don't know where we
are, but it sure ain't home.
767
01:05:31,030 --> 01:05:32,130
Oh great.
768
01:05:32,130 --> 01:05:34,693
We're in Ari-fricking-zona.
769
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,074
- Shut up, dirtbag.
770
01:05:38,074 --> 01:05:38,907
Bearian is hurt.
771
01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:43,063
What do we do now, Bearian?
772
01:05:44,431 --> 01:05:46,361
- I don't know, Randy.
773
01:05:46,361 --> 01:05:47,444
I don't know.
774
01:05:52,776 --> 01:05:54,940
- I'll tell you what to do.
775
01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:56,273
Start walking.
776
01:05:57,690 --> 01:05:59,350
- You dirty traitor.
777
01:06:01,432 --> 01:06:02,990
- Shut up, numbnuts.
778
01:06:02,990 --> 01:06:04,925
Now start walking.
779
01:06:04,925 --> 01:06:07,508
(mellow music)
780
01:06:30,527 --> 01:06:32,610
I really wanted to believe you,
781
01:06:32,610 --> 01:06:34,900
but you showed me, didn't you?
782
01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:38,020
Now, move away from the
alien, or so help me,
783
01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:40,020
I'll blow a hole right
through your empty head
784
01:06:40,020 --> 01:06:41,143
to get to him.
785
01:06:41,990 --> 01:06:44,373
That thing is a menace, and it ends now.
786
01:06:45,332 --> 01:06:47,683
- Go ahead and shoot, Ricky.
787
01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:51,040
- Have it your way, numbnuts.
788
01:06:52,828 --> 01:06:55,411
(upbeat music)
789
01:06:59,348 --> 01:07:01,598
(growling)
790
01:07:08,162 --> 01:07:10,680
I remember you, pussycat.
791
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,247
Bring it on!
792
01:07:12,247 --> 01:07:17,080
(growling)
(upbeat music)
793
01:07:26,233 --> 01:07:27,066
Uh-oh.
794
01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:35,125
(cat growling)
(Ricky screaming)
795
01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:01,791
(cat purring)
796
01:08:11,862 --> 01:08:12,779
- What now?
797
01:08:14,529 --> 01:08:15,362
- We walk.
798
01:08:17,571 --> 01:08:20,154
(mellow music)
799
01:08:30,299 --> 01:08:32,677
- Wish we brought snacks.
800
01:08:32,677 --> 01:08:34,624
- Yes, and honey.
801
01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:37,219
I am too weak to teleport us.
802
01:08:37,219 --> 01:08:38,969
- It's okay, Bearian.
803
01:08:40,345 --> 01:08:43,213
Where there's a will, there's a way.
804
01:08:43,213 --> 01:08:45,148
- I hope so, Randy.
805
01:08:45,148 --> 01:08:47,731
(mellow music)
806
01:09:05,712 --> 01:09:07,212
- It tastes nasty.
807
01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,471
- It's better than nothing.
808
01:09:10,471 --> 01:09:11,888
Let's me try one.
809
01:09:23,802 --> 01:09:25,969
Oh, I feel strange, Randy.
810
01:09:29,548 --> 01:09:31,086
- Me too, Bearian.
811
01:09:31,086 --> 01:09:32,336
You look funny.
812
01:09:33,910 --> 01:09:37,518
- (giggles) You look funny, too.
813
01:09:37,518 --> 01:09:40,518
(psychedelic music)
814
01:09:43,115 --> 01:09:45,365
(laughing)
815
01:09:57,813 --> 01:09:58,646
- Uh-oh.
816
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:07,800
♪ There's a fire in the house ♪
817
01:10:10,569 --> 01:10:15,569
♪ It's coming after you ♪
818
01:10:19,513 --> 01:10:24,513
♪ It's playing in ♪
819
01:10:27,151 --> 01:10:32,151
♪ Destroy me in ♪
820
01:10:35,449 --> 01:10:39,031
♪ All the mountains ♪
821
01:10:39,031 --> 01:10:42,265
♪ Are trying ♪
822
01:10:42,265 --> 01:10:47,265
♪ Not to sigh ♪
823
01:10:51,326 --> 01:10:53,158
♪ All ♪
824
01:10:53,158 --> 01:10:54,951
♪ The flames ♪
825
01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:57,801
♪ Are singing ♪
826
01:10:57,801 --> 01:11:02,801
♪ Just do not believe ♪
827
01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:10,620
♪ I know that you won't ♪
828
01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:13,898
♪ Come along ♪
829
01:11:13,898 --> 01:11:18,898
♪ On my magic carpet ride ♪
830
01:11:23,133 --> 01:11:26,866
♪ I know that you won't ♪
831
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:30,001
♪ Come along ♪
832
01:11:30,001 --> 01:11:33,834
♪ On my magic carpet ride ♪
833
01:11:33,834 --> 01:11:38,834
♪ On my magic carpet ride inside ♪
834
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:44,094
♪ My mind ♪
835
01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:49,739
♪ Come ride ♪
836
01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:52,311
- Is that where you came from?
837
01:11:52,311 --> 01:11:54,261
- Somewhere out there.
838
01:11:54,261 --> 01:11:55,511
I miss my home.
839
01:11:56,784 --> 01:11:57,617
- Me too.
840
01:11:59,307 --> 01:12:01,471
♪ They're marching ♪
841
01:12:01,471 --> 01:12:05,059
♪ They always gather slow ♪
842
01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:08,955
- I miss my home. (echoing)
843
01:12:08,955 --> 01:12:11,538
(upbeat music)
844
01:12:17,890 --> 01:12:22,890
♪ I can see your stories ♪
845
01:12:26,947 --> 01:12:29,130
♪ I know ♪
846
01:12:29,130 --> 01:12:32,200
♪ That you won't ♪
847
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,783
(mellow music)
848
01:12:41,006 --> 01:12:42,400
- Bearian,
849
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,773
we have been tracking your progress.
850
01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,640
Have no fear.
851
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,373
All is not lost.
852
01:12:50,812 --> 01:12:52,382
- But I have failed.
853
01:12:52,382 --> 01:12:56,110
I have only brought even
more destruction here.
854
01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:59,290
- It is not your fault, Bearian.
855
01:12:59,290 --> 01:13:02,350
Our scientists have
worked out a new formula
856
01:13:02,350 --> 01:13:03,560
for the Love Bomb
857
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:07,003
that is compatible with
Earth's energetic field.
858
01:13:07,910 --> 01:13:10,383
I will grant you this knowledge.
859
01:13:14,178 --> 01:13:17,210
- I knew it was something
with the hydrocarbons.
860
01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:18,550
- Yes.
861
01:13:18,550 --> 01:13:19,938
- I can fix this.
862
01:13:19,938 --> 01:13:21,953
- But it won't be easy.
863
01:13:23,086 --> 01:13:25,450
You only have two days left
864
01:13:25,450 --> 01:13:27,970
until the wormhole closes forever.
865
01:13:30,310 --> 01:13:32,610
If that happens,
866
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:36,240
we will not be able to
get you home for at least
867
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,520
one
868
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:38,353
hundred
869
01:13:38,353 --> 01:13:39,293
earth years.
870
01:13:40,970 --> 01:13:41,803
- Great.
871
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,847
- It is imperative
872
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:50,983
that you accomplish this
mission, or the universe is lost.
873
01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:56,220
Even now, the great blackness
874
01:13:56,220 --> 01:13:59,610
creeps upon the doorstep
875
01:13:59,610 --> 01:14:01,227
of Planet Bearia.
876
01:14:03,077 --> 01:14:07,530
- I won't let the good Space
Bears of Planet Bearia down.
877
01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:10,413
I will complete this
mission even if it kills me.
878
01:14:11,663 --> 01:14:13,123
- Take this.
879
01:14:14,247 --> 01:14:16,847
It is the Crystal of Baldus.
880
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:23,680
This crystal has been passed
down in your family for years,
881
01:14:25,059 --> 01:14:29,193
specifically for a day like this.
882
01:14:30,403 --> 01:14:31,613
- How do I use this?
883
01:14:32,690 --> 01:14:34,553
- When the time is right,
884
01:14:35,576 --> 01:14:40,576
clutch the crystal, and focus
all your love energy into it.
885
01:14:42,330 --> 01:14:45,973
It will help you when no one else can.
886
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,520
I must send you off now.
887
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,610
Take this honey so that
you will be full power
888
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:56,523
when you awake.
889
01:14:58,060 --> 01:14:59,810
- Thank you, Grand Inquisitor.
890
01:14:59,810 --> 01:15:01,273
I will do my best.
891
01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:03,510
- Your planet
892
01:15:04,850 --> 01:15:06,370
and the whole
893
01:15:07,290 --> 01:15:08,123
entire
894
01:15:09,044 --> 01:15:10,660
universe
895
01:15:10,660 --> 01:15:13,243
is depending on you, Bearian.
896
01:15:15,356 --> 01:15:16,189
Never
897
01:15:17,055 --> 01:15:17,888
lose
898
01:15:19,062 --> 01:15:19,895
hope.
899
01:15:20,887 --> 01:15:23,470
(mellow music)
900
01:15:37,357 --> 01:15:39,763
- I dreamed of big blue bunnies.
901
01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:45,053
- Yes, I had strange dreams also, Randy.
902
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:48,490
- [Randy] How did we get up here?
903
01:15:48,490 --> 01:15:49,433
What now?
904
01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:52,650
- We must try one more time.
905
01:15:52,650 --> 01:15:55,140
If we fail, all hope is lost.
906
01:16:01,245 --> 01:16:03,828
(upbeat music)
907
01:16:08,260 --> 01:16:10,800
- The alien has been spotted
a few miles from here
908
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,844
near the town of Willborough.
909
01:16:12,844 --> 01:16:14,320
We believe he is heading for the Goodwills
910
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,900
and Man nuclear power plant
911
01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:19,467
to attempt another atomic detonation.
912
01:16:19,467 --> 01:16:21,512
We're not gonna let that happen.
913
01:16:21,512 --> 01:16:22,690
(grunts)
914
01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:24,510
The future of America
is in our hands today.
915
01:16:24,510 --> 01:16:26,399
Now, fall out.
916
01:16:26,399 --> 01:16:29,399
(soldiers cheering)
917
01:16:31,368 --> 01:16:33,951
(upbeat music)
918
01:16:56,092 --> 01:16:58,675
(mellow music)
919
01:17:10,454 --> 01:17:12,210
- I am sorry for this.
920
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,673
There is no time to explain.
921
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:18,260
Everyone must exit the plant
now for their own safety.
922
01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:21,060
If there is any resistance,
my friend and I will have
923
01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:23,992
no choice but to blow the place sky high.
924
01:17:23,992 --> 01:17:26,920
Please exit the building
in an orderly manner.
925
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,053
We are here to save the universe.
926
01:17:30,821 --> 01:17:35,821
(people screaming)
(mellow music)
927
01:17:41,696 --> 01:17:42,830
Okay.
928
01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:44,833
Looks like everyone's out.
929
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:46,833
Come on, buddy, we don't have much time.
930
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,900
- If we don't make it,
Bearian, just know I love you.
931
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,773
Granny was all I had,
and now it's just you.
932
01:17:56,414 --> 01:17:58,390
- I love you, too, Randy.
933
01:17:58,390 --> 01:18:00,340
Don't worry, we will fix this,
934
01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:03,703
or my name's not Bearian
Starfish the Third.
935
01:18:03,703 --> 01:18:06,286
(mellow music)
936
01:18:16,219 --> 01:18:17,350
- Better hurry.
937
01:18:17,350 --> 01:18:19,324
The boom-boom is coming.
938
01:18:19,324 --> 01:18:21,907
(mellow music)
939
01:18:28,888 --> 01:18:31,638
(tools pounding)
940
01:18:35,539 --> 01:18:38,122
(mellow music)
941
01:18:41,149 --> 01:18:42,948
- Let's go, Randy.
942
01:18:42,948 --> 01:18:45,209
We're gonna have to make a run for it.
943
01:18:45,209 --> 01:18:47,792
(mellow music)
944
01:19:05,226 --> 01:19:07,976
(dramatic music)
945
01:19:51,774 --> 01:19:54,941
(electricity zapping)
946
01:20:04,884 --> 01:20:07,467
(upbeat music)
947
01:20:11,690 --> 01:20:13,320
- Show's over, boys.
948
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,960
Drop that detonator now.
949
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,320
We know what you are up to.
950
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,153
Comply!
951
01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,388
Fire!
952
01:20:26,935 --> 01:20:27,768
- Ow!
953
01:20:29,050 --> 01:20:31,633
(gentle music)
954
01:20:36,112 --> 01:20:38,198
(electricity zapping)
955
01:20:38,198 --> 01:20:43,198
You're my only friend. (groaning)
956
01:20:45,787 --> 01:20:50,787
- No!
(mellow music)
957
01:21:15,251 --> 01:21:16,759
- Cease fire, cease fire!
958
01:21:16,759 --> 01:21:18,525
What the yee-haw heck?
959
01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:21,108
(gentle music)
960
01:21:23,402 --> 01:21:25,069
Kill the alien, now!
961
01:21:43,478 --> 01:21:46,228
(screaming)
Yeah!
962
01:21:47,516 --> 01:21:50,099
(gentle music)
963
01:23:09,852 --> 01:23:12,019
(yelling)
964
01:23:29,792 --> 01:23:34,459
(dog barks)
(cat meows)
965
01:23:40,677 --> 01:23:43,346
(cat purring)
966
01:23:43,346 --> 01:23:45,929
(gentle music)
967
01:24:04,343 --> 01:24:05,860
- Hey Bill,
968
01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:08,163
I gotta tell you something, man.
969
01:24:09,026 --> 01:24:10,103
- What is it, Ted?
970
01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:13,103
- I love you.
971
01:24:13,980 --> 01:24:14,813
- Nah, man.
972
01:24:16,010 --> 01:24:18,521
I love you more.
973
01:24:18,521 --> 01:24:21,104
(mellow music)
974
01:24:30,345 --> 01:24:31,853
- What's happened?
975
01:24:32,930 --> 01:24:34,293
You okay?
976
01:24:36,621 --> 01:24:37,666
- Randy!
977
01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:39,579
You're alive!
978
01:24:39,579 --> 01:24:42,104
- Yeah, but I feel all weird.
979
01:24:42,104 --> 01:24:44,062
- I think it worked, Randy.
980
01:24:44,062 --> 01:24:44,895
Look.
981
01:24:47,011 --> 01:24:52,011
♪ Teach me to know of the
things that are right ♪
982
01:24:56,285 --> 01:24:58,836
♪ Teach me ♪
983
01:24:58,836 --> 01:25:01,098
♪ Teach me ♪
984
01:25:01,098 --> 01:25:04,348
♪ To walk in the light ♪
985
01:25:07,015 --> 01:25:08,410
- Granny!
986
01:25:08,410 --> 01:25:09,713
You're alive!
987
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,293
- Randy, boy, I can remember everything.
988
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:17,810
- I love you, Granny.
989
01:25:18,992 --> 01:25:23,992
♪ Come, little child, and
together we'll learn ♪
990
01:25:26,939 --> 01:25:29,639
♪ Of his commandments ♪
991
01:25:29,639 --> 01:25:31,334
- It did work.
992
01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:35,538
Oh, Randy, I couldn't
have done it without you.
993
01:25:35,538 --> 01:25:39,403
- We will always stick
together no matter what.
994
01:25:40,838 --> 01:25:43,263
- That's right, no matter what.
995
01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:47,800
I only have 30 minutes left
before the wormhole closes,
996
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,350
and I'm stuck here permanently.
997
01:25:50,290 --> 01:25:52,627
- You can stay, Bearian.
998
01:25:52,627 --> 01:25:55,950
- I miss my home and my family, Randy.
999
01:25:55,950 --> 01:25:57,963
But I'll never make it in time.
1000
01:25:59,070 --> 01:26:00,990
- You need a ride, Space Bear?
1001
01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:03,798
I got a F-16 with your name on it.
1002
01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:06,940
- Can you get me back to
the original crash site?
1003
01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:08,796
There is no time to waste.
1004
01:26:08,796 --> 01:26:11,530
- We'll get you there with time to spare.
1005
01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:12,483
Come on.
1006
01:26:12,483 --> 01:26:15,066
(upbeat music)
1007
01:26:38,210 --> 01:26:40,040
- This is as close as you can come
1008
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,807
without endangering yourself, Randy.
1009
01:26:42,807 --> 01:26:46,048
Thank you so much for all your help.
1010
01:26:46,048 --> 01:26:49,769
The good Space Bears will
hear of your heroics.
1011
01:26:49,769 --> 01:26:52,065
- Take me with you, Bearian.
1012
01:26:52,065 --> 01:26:53,732
I don't fit in here.
1013
01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,293
- I wish I could, Randy,
1014
01:26:56,293 --> 01:27:01,293
but the wormhole is calibrated
for Space Bears, not humans.
1015
01:27:01,578 --> 01:27:04,219
Every atom in your body would explode
1016
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:07,630
simultaneously if you try to enter.
1017
01:27:07,630 --> 01:27:09,797
- I guess this is goodbye.
1018
01:27:11,302 --> 01:27:13,133
- Goodbye, Randy.
1019
01:27:13,133 --> 01:27:16,147
I will come back, someday, I promise.
1020
01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:18,730
(mellow music)
1021
01:27:24,887 --> 01:27:25,970
Love forever.
1022
01:27:26,934 --> 01:27:28,184
- Love forever.
1023
01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:31,912
- Whoo-hoo!
1024
01:27:33,069 --> 01:27:35,652
(mellow music)
1025
01:27:47,650 --> 01:27:50,900
(space bears chatting)
1026
01:27:59,878 --> 01:28:02,015
Well, don't just stand there gawking.
1027
01:28:02,015 --> 01:28:03,810
I just saved the universe.
1028
01:28:03,810 --> 01:28:06,502
Let's get this party started.
1029
01:28:06,502 --> 01:28:08,502
- The universe is saved!
1030
01:28:10,194 --> 01:28:11,652
All hail
1031
01:28:11,652 --> 01:28:13,902
Bearian Starfish the Third.
1032
01:28:15,718 --> 01:28:17,217
Hear, hear!
1033
01:28:17,217 --> 01:28:19,800
(upbeat music)
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