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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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*SOUTH PARK*
Season 22 Episode 08
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*SOUTH PARK*
Episode Title: "Buddha Box"
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So much has happened.
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I don't know where to start.
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First it was
all the school shootings.
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Then these Wi-Fi scooters
showed up.
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And now we know
that ManBearPig is real
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and we could all be dead
in a matter of years.
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And you believe...
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this all
relates somehow
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to the movie
"Black Panther"
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not being as good
as everyone says it was?
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I know
there's a connection,
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but that isn't
what matters.
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I can't deal with people
anymore.
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It's just, everyone sucks
so hard, you know?
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Everybody is so stupid.
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And they all walk around going,
"Way aya ayay blarhghg."
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And the only thing
that makes me happy,
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the only thing I can trust,
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is this.
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But all people do
is try to keep me from it.
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I'll be in my room,
and my mom will come in and say,
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"Eric, that's
enough time on your phone."
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And then at school...
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"Eric,
what are you doing?
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You can't use your phone
at school!"
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And even my friends.
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My own friends, they'll be like,
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"Hey, Cartman,
throw us the ball.
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You're the Goddamn
quarterback."
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It's like everybody needs
something from me.
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All I want is
a little time with my phone
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instead of always listening
to people's needy bullshit.
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Oh, uh, sorry.
Just...
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Uh, well, you know,
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young people have to deal
with so much today.
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I believe
that what you have
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is anxiety.
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Anxiety?
Is that cool?
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It's pretty common
these days.
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What it really is
more than anything
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is an excuse to be lazy and lame
to everyone around you.
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Oh, my God.
That's perfect.
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I'm busy.
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Mr. Principal.
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I'm busy doing stuff!
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What?!
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The vice principal
needs to speak with you.
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She says it's urgent.
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Oh, PC Principal.
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Uh, y-yes?
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Are you going in
to see the vice principal?
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I really need
to speak with her.
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Uh, yeah.
We're just, uh...
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We're having an important
scheduling to go over.
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Everything is okay
with you two?
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There's no more
inappropriate behavior?
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You know, as a counselor,
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- I'm here to...
- That's in the past, Mackey.
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We've paid our dues,
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and we're not hiding
anything anymore.
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Mkay.
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I could use
a little help here!
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What's going on?
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Riley said a word that her sister
felt was insensitive to Muslims.
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Now they're all upset.
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All right.
What word did you use, Riley?
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She just said,
"Aba daba."
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Look, can't we put them
in a daycare?
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Oh, yeah.
That would be really smart.
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If anybody sees them,
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they're gonna figure out
you're the father.
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Well, maybe they won't.
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You wanna risk that?
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The babies
have to stay hidden
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because if people know
the truth,
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then you're not PC,
and I'm not strong!
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All right,
can I take your order?
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Excuse me.
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What would
you like, sir?
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Just a God...
Can you wait?
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Isn't that your job?
Aren't you a wait-er?!
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Hey, could you turn
your phone down, kid?
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This is a restaurant.
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It just so happens
I have anxiety.
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That means
I have trouble
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being around assholes
who won't leave me alone!
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Oh, hello, Eric.
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Shut up.
I have anxiety.
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- Hey, kid!
- Hey, kid!
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I'm on my phone!
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You're about
to get hit by a car.
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All right, that's it!
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- Everyone stop!
- Just stop right now!
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Listen up, people!
I have anxiety!
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That means
I'm in my shell
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and have a hard time
expressing myself.
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I find it difficult
to engage with others!
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So everyone
shut the ♪♪♪♪ up,
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because my anxiety
is up here right now!
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We live in a world
of many distractions.
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It's hard to find peace.
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In the hustle and bustle
of modern times,
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we've lost the one thing
we all need.
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More quality one-on-one time...
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with our phone.
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But now you can have it
with Buddha Box.
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Simply fit the patented box
on your head
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and set its Bluetooth
to your mobile device.
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Inside Buddha Box,
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your phone is projected
two inches from your face,
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and the noise-canceling
headphones
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let you hear your phone
without any outside noise,
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giving you peace from...
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that annoying Uber driver
who wants to talk,
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those people at work
who act like they need stuff.
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I want to be enlightened
like the Buddha,
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but I've got
these ♪♪♪♪ kids.
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Let Buddha Box take you to
a place of peace and serenity
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where you can have quality,
uninterrupted time
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with your phone.
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I was stressed out
and feeling anxious.
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After just 8 to 10 hours
in Buddha Box,
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I feel refreshed and ready
to take on anything.
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Babe, can you please come say hi
to my mother while she's here?
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Order Buddha Box today,
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and you too can have
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that quiet, quality time
with your phone.
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Like the Buddha.
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What the hell
is that?
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I think
it's Cartman.
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What is it
doing?
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Ha! That's so sweet!
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That video seriously
makes me laugh!
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Lemme check my e-mail again!
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Oh, man, nothing from Lorenz
yet? Whatever, weak.
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Oh, I gotta see that post
from Clyde again!
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Dude.
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Dude! What the hell
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- are you doing?!
- What? What? Who's that?
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Get off of me!
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Oh, sorry, Craig.
Didn't see you there.
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Yeah, 'cause you got
a stupid box on your head.
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Oh,
there's nothing stupid about it.
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Don't you wish you had a way
to deal with your anxiety?
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My anxiety?
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I see it in you, Craig.
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With your parents
and relationships.
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Imagine being able to shut them
out for a little while, Craig,
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so you can focus
on what matters.
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With Buddha Box, you can cut out
all the unwanted noise.
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Not have to deal
with conversations
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that are of no interest
to you.
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Well, I have to admit,
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sometimes when me and Tweek
are together,
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it's... it's like he wants
my atten...
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All right, children,
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we have a lot to go over
for today's quiz.
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Who can tell me
where we left off?
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Eric.
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Eric Cartman.
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$34 million box office?
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How the hell does "Creed II"
do $34 million opening weekend?
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What's the weather like
tomorrow?
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Oh, it's snowing?
I gotta tell Lorenz. I...
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Whoa, whoa!
Hey!
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Excuse me.
That's my Buddha Box.
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You aren't using this
during class time.
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It relaxes me.
Ask my therapist.
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I have anxiety,
you dumb bitch.
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I don't know
what makes you think
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you're different
from everyone else,
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but nobody gets away
with slandering teachers
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at this school!
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Aw, man.
That looks so sweet.
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Hey.
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HHey!
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Oh. PC Principal.
Hello.
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Just what do you think
you're doing?
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I'm letting go of stress and
being calm, like the Buddha.
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There are no boxes
on your head in school.
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Hey. Whoa, man.
What's going on?
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Are you suffering
from anxiety?
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What are you
talking about?
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It's okay.
I have it, too.
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Anxiety
is very real.
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But there is help
for people like us.
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What the ****
are you doing?
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Hey! What the ****
are you doing?!
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Oh, hey. I just needed to answer
a couple e-mails really fast.
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With a box
on your head?
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I got one for you, too.
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It's Buddha Box.
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Look, you and I have been
having a lot of problems.
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Clearly what
we both need
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is more quality, one-on-one time
with our phones.
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I don't need a box on my head
to use the phone.
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I'm sorry!
I was trying to be helpful!
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All right, Riley, give that back
to your brother.
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Bailey, no.
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Harper, don't...
Harp-er!
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♪ PC Babies ♪
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♪ They're comin' to your town ♪
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♪ PC Babies ♪
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♪ The wokest kids around ♪
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♪ When there's something
problematic ♪
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♪ They're gonna let you know ♪
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♪ Making things
fun and gender neutral ♪
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♪ Everywhere they go ♪
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♪ They're everybody's
fave-sies ♪
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♪ They're PC Babies, yeah ♪
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Hey, Mike, what's that
you're drinking?
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This? Oh.
It's a Cosmopolitan.
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I know, I know.
It's a pussy drink.
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Hey,
be careful, guys.
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There's some PC Babies
over there.
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Oh, great.
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Come on, I didn't mean
pussy drink
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as in
female genitalia.
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Okay, I'm sorry!
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I'll order
a Black Russian!
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Hey, what's all that racket
down there?
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Oh, there's
some PC Babies
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upset about certain
drink descriptions.
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Fine. We'll take them
off the menu.
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Who's makin' a difference?
Who's the future?
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Here it comes!
Block it!
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What the ****,
dude?!
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What is your
Goddamn problem?!
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00:11:04,214 --> 00:11:05,356
What's going on?
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They just scored again,
you fat! ****
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry I'm dealing
with my anxiety!
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Do you know how hard it is
for people with my condition
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to come out and even do
things like this?
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Living with anxiety is
awful, huh, Craig?
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Can we get another
goalie, please?
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Oh, yeah!
Sure!
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00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,438
Yeah, because people
with anxiety
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shouldn't be allowed
to play sports, right, Kyle?
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You know, our world
is dark and scary enough
253
00:11:26,175 --> 00:11:28,736
without people like you
making us feel inferior.
254
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,191
Asshole.
255
00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:33,284
**** this.
256
00:11:33,574 --> 00:11:36,432
My parents didn't come here to
watch their son lose by 20 points!
257
00:11:36,503 --> 00:11:38,158
Come on, Dad.
Let's go!
258
00:11:38,909 --> 00:11:40,378
Dad?
259
00:11:42,089 --> 00:11:44,464
River?!
Bailey?!
260
00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:45,766
Emory?!
261
00:11:45,853 --> 00:11:47,525
It's okay.
We're gonna find them.
262
00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:49,773
I can't believe
you were on your phone.
263
00:11:49,869 --> 00:11:51,579
You were on
your phone, too.
264
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,156
It was my time
to be on the phone.
265
00:11:53,221 --> 00:11:54,578
You were on yours
all morning!
266
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,902
You're seriously gonna make
267
00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:57,113
- this all my fault.
- Yes!
268
00:11:57,178 --> 00:11:59,363
Because last I checked,
you didn't even want me around
269
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,425
as a partner to the PC Babies,
even though I...
270
00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:02,542
Oh, God!
I'm not doing this again.
271
00:12:02,607 --> 00:12:04,308
Even though you need me
to do shit for you
272
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:05,723
every ten
**** minutes.
273
00:12:05,904 --> 00:12:08,090
You don't get to just say
whatever you...
274
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,355
Oh. Okay, cool.
Fine with me.
275
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:12,847
I'm the one who has
a **** problem
276
00:12:12,912 --> 00:12:14,536
on their **** phone.
277
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,902
You know, usually,
I'm afraid to tell you
278
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:20,340
what I really think,
but you wanna know something?
279
00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:22,311
You wanna...
280
00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:24,200
You wanna know
what I really think?
281
00:12:26,851 --> 00:12:30,333
Anxiety can make you feel
unable to cope.
282
00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:33,089
But living with someone
who has anxiety can
283
00:12:33,154 --> 00:12:35,287
be a bit of a roller coaster,
as well.
284
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:38,612
We have to support our
loved ones with their anxiety
285
00:12:38,677 --> 00:12:40,904
and try to understand
their illness.
286
00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:43,675
I just feel like Craig has
changed so much lately!
287
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,669
He barely even
talks to me anymore!
288
00:12:45,743 --> 00:12:48,214
Well, because his anxiety
makes him feel like
289
00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:50,636
anything he says
might sound wrong.
290
00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:52,855
That's why we must nurture
our loved ones
291
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,184
so they feel safe.
292
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,784
Eric, I just feel like you have
so much to offer the world
293
00:12:57,849 --> 00:13:00,114
and it kills me that
you're so afraid
294
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,426
to let your
inner you shine.
295
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:05,151
That guy's such a douche.
296
00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:07,223
What was that... what was that
one show he was on?
297
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,507
Maybe you... you wanna
text him that?
298
00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:12,552
Oh, yeah, "B.J. and the Bear."
That show was so dumb.
299
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,960
What kind of monkey
was that anyway?
300
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,269
What was that...
What was that monkey...
301
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:17,520
Wait... What the...
What the hell is this?
302
00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:19,154
Oh, God damn it!
303
00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:21,809
Mom, will you stop texting me,
please? I'm trying to relax!
304
00:13:21,874 --> 00:13:23,253
Look, we're all
just trying
305
00:13:23,318 --> 00:13:24,519
to understand
this condition,
306
00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,080
and it's like
you're not listening.
307
00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:27,331
We're doing
everything we can
308
00:13:27,396 --> 00:13:28,878
to keep our anxiety
under control!
309
00:13:28,981 --> 00:13:30,642
Do you think I even wanna
be here right now!
310
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,381
I am freaking out!
311
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,153
Can we go now?
312
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:38,134
Yeah,
that's pretty cool.
313
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,085
Hey! Hey!
What's going on here?!
314
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,484
Why aren't you people
working?
315
00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,161
We can't keep
buildin', sir.
316
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,916
We got a bunch of protestors
who won't let us work.
317
00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:50,530
Protestors?
Who?
318
00:13:50,643 --> 00:13:52,518
Ugh, just a bunch
of PC Babies
319
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,501
who think building this thing
is wrong.
320
00:13:56,889 --> 00:14:00,314
All right! All right!
What do you PC Babies want?
321
00:14:02,036 --> 00:14:04,244
I guess they're upset
because the new viaduct
322
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:08,008
is being financed by a state
rather than county institution.
323
00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:11,759
Aw, come on, PC Babies!
Why does that matter?
324
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:14,344
I guess the state
refused to finance
325
00:14:14,409 --> 00:14:17,099
a proposed program
on race-relation education,
326
00:14:17,164 --> 00:14:18,694
and they see it
as hypocritical.
327
00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:19,816
God damn it!
328
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,353
Not everyone cares about
race relation programs!
329
00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:25,173
Come on, PC Babies!
We got a job to do!
330
00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:31,189
All right, all right,
just calm down, lady!
331
00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:33,408
You want to file
a Missing-Persons report?
332
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,281
No! No, we don't want to file
anything specific.
333
00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:39,151
We just need help finding
some PC Babies.
334
00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:40,378
PC Babies?
335
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:42,375
They usually hang out
at liberal arts colleges.
336
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,715
You could find some there.
337
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,439
No, no, it's five
specific PC Babies.
338
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:47,824
Tony, wasn't
there a report
339
00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:49,883
of some PC Babies
down at the Mexican border?
340
00:14:49,948 --> 00:14:53,491
No, no, these PC Babies
wouldn't have gotten that far.
341
00:14:53,573 --> 00:14:56,134
They can barely walk.
I'm their mother.
342
00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:58,187
Okay, okay.
Last name?
343
00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,275
Woman.
344
00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:00,563
First name?
345
00:15:00,628 --> 00:15:01,758
S-strong...
346
00:15:01,823 --> 00:15:03,398
Okay.
And you're the father?
347
00:15:03,463 --> 00:15:04,477
- No!
- No!
348
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:05,922
I am her superior
at work!
349
00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:07,113
Don't be ridiculous!
350
00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:08,327
You think I took advantage
351
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:10,257
- of my position?! I'm
- I'm not some two bit floozy...
352
00:15:10,322 --> 00:15:12,633
- who goes around sleeping with the boss!
- Not Harvey Weinstein, all right?!
353
00:15:12,698 --> 00:15:14,164
- I have nothing but respect
- I am a strong
354
00:15:14,229 --> 00:15:15,757
- for females in my workplace...
- woman! Those kids
355
00:15:15,822 --> 00:15:17,375
- were born naturally by
- and I would never compromise
356
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,673
- in-vitro fertilization!
- That position!
357
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:24,138
We'll, uh...
see what we can do.
358
00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:27,012
In the meantime, you'll just
have to take a seat and wait.
359
00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,700
Go.
360
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:49,707
Go!
361
00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:51,367
What do you want?
362
00:15:51,432 --> 00:15:53,175
Go down the slide
or get out of the way!
363
00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:54,924
You think I even want
to be here, Kyle?
364
00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:57,033
My therapist told me
I need to force myself
365
00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:59,242
to go out and do things
to overcome my anxiety.
366
00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:01,222
Can we move him,
please?!
367
00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:02,549
Oh! Oh, I see!
368
00:16:02,614 --> 00:16:04,556
People with anxiety shouldn't be
allowed at water parks.
369
00:16:04,621 --> 00:16:05,650
Is that it, Kyle?
370
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,572
Hey, everybody!
Just so you know!
371
00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:10,019
Kyle thinks people with anxiety
should just stay home!
372
00:16:10,121 --> 00:16:11,845
Yeah, I'm trying to come
out of my shell,
373
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,753
but Dr. Kyle here is just
worried about his place in line.
374
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:20,385
Get. Off. My. Towel.
375
00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:21,986
Get off my towel!
376
00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:23,268
God damn it!
377
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,259
I seriously can't get
a minute of peace!
378
00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:26,939
Why is it that people who don't
have a Buddha box
379
00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:28,486
are always flipping
Buddha boxes off the heads
380
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:29,424
of people with anxiety?
381
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,802
I got news for you, Cartman!
Everyone has anxiety!
382
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,456
Everyone gets nervous!
383
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:36,354
Everyone is afraid
being around people!
384
00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,542
Everyone has feelings
they'd rather stay home alone.
385
00:16:38,653 --> 00:16:41,323
And you know what they do?
They get over it!
386
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,065
And they stop being
a piece of shit.
387
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,405
Everyone has anxiety?
388
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,785
Yes.
389
00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:49,415
Oh, my God!
390
00:16:49,481 --> 00:16:50,579
I know what
I have to do now!
391
00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:51,744
Y-You're right, Kyle!
392
00:16:51,809 --> 00:16:53,487
- You're right!
- What?!
393
00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:55,254
No,
no!
394
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,676
What did I just do?
395
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:58,776
Should have just let him be
on his phone, dude.
396
00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,987
You know what the kids like
today?
397
00:17:02,059 --> 00:17:03,717
They like music that matters!
398
00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:05,517
I think you guys
got what it takes
399
00:17:05,582 --> 00:17:07,009
to be the next big thing!
400
00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:09,175
The PC Babies!
401
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,934
That's what I'm talkin' about!
That stuff is raw!
402
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,774
Everyone loves you,
PC Babies!
403
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,167
We're gonna make you
famous!
404
00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:24,003
All right, PC Babies,
let's hear what you got.
405
00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:36,038
All right,
South Park,
406
00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:38,364
and now here's that special
treat we told you about.
407
00:17:38,429 --> 00:17:41,120
Live with us in the studio
is a hot new band...
408
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,404
The PC Babies.
409
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,916
They're gonna perform
their new song,
410
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,573
which is about the injustice
of white people in dreadlocks.
411
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,644
It's called "Waaaaghgh."
412
00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:57,018
Riley?
413
00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,822
Th-That's Bailey!
414
00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:02,915
It's the PC Babies...
Guess they're all the rage now.
415
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,198
Come on!
416
00:18:08,091 --> 00:18:09,553
To quiet one's mind...
417
00:18:09,685 --> 00:18:12,066
one must have a dialogue
with oneself.
418
00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:13,574
I have found enlightenment,
419
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,629
but there are so many others
who suffer...
420
00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:17,877
It's very important
to take the time
421
00:18:17,942 --> 00:18:19,465
to shut out the outside word.
422
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:23,058
In the Hindu religion,
there's a saying, "namaste."
423
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:26,191
It means, " **** you.
I have anxiety."
424
00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:28,344
At first, I thought
it was only a few of us.
425
00:18:28,409 --> 00:18:30,714
But then something was
said to me by Kyle.
426
00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:34,836
He said "Eric, my friend,
everyone has anxiety."
427
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,387
I know what
you're thinking.
428
00:18:36,509 --> 00:18:37,614
**** Kyle.
429
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:39,151
And normally,
I would agree with you.
430
00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:40,832
But hear his words.
431
00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:43,175
Everyone has anxiety.
432
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,800
We must recognize this disease
as an epidemic.
433
00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:48,456
Yes, **** Kyle, but, Mayor,
we have to raise money
434
00:18:48,521 --> 00:18:51,809
to get everyone who has anxiety
the tools they need to cope.
435
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,925
And how do you think
we get that money?
436
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,512
How do you suggest
we do this?
437
00:18:58,044 --> 00:18:59,459
Namaste.
438
00:19:00,315 --> 00:19:02,170
Na-ma-ste.
439
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,379
**** you, too.
440
00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,855
That was far out,
PC Babies!
441
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,445
You really rocked
the airwaves!
442
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,669
Now come on.
We got a photo shoot at 5:00!
443
00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:15,873
Kids!
444
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,786
You're okay!
Thank God!
445
00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:21,142
Who the hell are you?
446
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,753
I'm their...
vice principal.
447
00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:25,386
Yes, and I-I'm
their principal.
448
00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:27,081
We need to get these kids
back to school.
449
00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:29,995
You can't do that!
These are the PC Babies!
450
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,544
Don't you know
how big they are?
451
00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:33,925
In just one day,
they protested a bar,
452
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,292
stopped construction
of a problematic viaduct,
453
00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:39,747
and wrote a hit single
about cultural appropriation.
454
00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:41,093
They...
455
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:42,996
did all that?
456
00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:45,442
Oh, my God.
457
00:19:45,607 --> 00:19:47,485
They had their
first protests...
458
00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:49,067
and we missed it.
459
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,520
We missed everything because...
we were on our phones.
460
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,706
I've always used the phone
as a way to deal
461
00:19:54,771 --> 00:19:55,823
with the stress
of having babies
462
00:19:55,888 --> 00:19:57,598
nobody could
know the truth about,
463
00:19:57,678 --> 00:19:59,536
but it's only
made it worse.
464
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,614
You know what we have
to do, right?
465
00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:04,622
Yeah...
I think so.
466
00:20:06,756 --> 00:20:08,488
PC Principal: All right,
everyone, listen up.
467
00:20:08,553 --> 00:20:11,019
The vice principal and I have
been discussing student health.
468
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,761
And it's our firm belief
that what they need,
469
00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:17,176
and what we all need,
is less time on our phones.
470
00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:21,511
Yes, yes I know
it's an unpopular idea,
471
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,606
but just hear me out,
please.
472
00:20:24,107 --> 00:20:26,317
Our phones are
the cause of stress,
473
00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:27,777
not the relief from it.
474
00:20:27,842 --> 00:20:30,691
We are banning phones
and Buddha Boxes from school,
475
00:20:30,756 --> 00:20:32,128
and we suggest you all
476
00:20:32,193 --> 00:20:34,843
strictly limit their use
at home, as well.
477
00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:40,895
I don't think anyone's
listening to you.
478
00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:43,045
Yeah.
479
00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:44,652
Nobody's listening.
480
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,177
And nobody's
watching.
481
00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:51,896
I guess we could wait and ban
the boxes tomorrow?
482
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:58,775
♪ You keep brushing that hair
back out of your eyes ♪
483
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:05,146
♪ And it just keeps falling
and so do I ♪
484
00:21:05,343 --> 00:21:11,903
♪ I am feeling like
the luckiest man alive ♪
485
00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:15,825
♪ Today ♪
486
00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:22,043
♪ And I don't know
about tomorrow ♪
487
00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:28,729
♪ Right now, the whole
world feels right ♪
488
00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:35,148
♪ And the memory of a day like ♪
489
00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:39,114
♪ Can get you through
the rest of your ♪
490
00:21:39,421 --> 00:21:41,433
♪ Life ♪
491
00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:44,661
Sync corrections by srjanapala
492
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:48,452
Eric, I just feel like you have
so much to offer the world
493
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,880
and it... kills me that
you're so afraid
494
00:21:50,945 --> 00:21:52,975
to let your
inner you shine.
495
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,625
That guy's such a douche.
496
00:21:55,755 --> 00:21:57,893
What was that... what was that
one show he was on?
497
00:21:57,971 --> 00:22:00,305
Maybe you... you wanna
text him that?
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