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Previously on
Masters Of Sex...
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I think you've released
this material
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to piggyback on the so called
sexual revolution.
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Mr. Buckland,
we are the sexual revolution.
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I have thought a lot
about my marriage.
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I don't need Bill
to be all things.
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As long as my home
and my family stays intact.
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Your home is safe.
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We do understand
each other, Gin.
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Hugh Hefner
sent us champagne?
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I still don't understand
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why he wants to invest
in our research.
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It's not just Hef.
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I've got this big shot perfume
guy from New York who wants in.
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We began discussing
a potential investor,
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Mrs. Johnson and I
immediately agreed
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that you were the right
man for the job.
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Uh, you're here
for the surrogacy program?
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I'm not squeamish about sex,
if that's what you're thinking.
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Is there any
particular reason
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you're insisting
he stay here?
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I have found something
in his work
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that adds value to our work,
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I want this.
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It-- it was a mistake.
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I made-- I made a mistake.
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Surely you want
to make things right with me.
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Thank you.
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I won't forget this.
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The charges are pandering
and promoting prostitution.
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One of your surrogates
came forward to cooperate.
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All of our surrogates
are unpaid volunteers.
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How could that possibly
be considered prostitution?
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Unfortunately, that's now
up to a court to decide.
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I've been having an affair.
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With Virginia.
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I have known this for years.
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Libby, we can't do this anymore.
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This has to be over.
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I will not bail you out.
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You cannot come home.
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Honey, is this what you want?
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I do.
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Virginia, I love you.
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I always have.
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I also believe
that you love me, too.
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I'm leaving.
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Are you afraid he's coming?
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Or are you afraid he's not?
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Let's go.
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Masters Of Sex - 4x01
"Freefall"
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Well, they should be by
next Thursday.
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I gotcha. I-I know.
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I hear-- I hear your concern.
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I he-- I hear your concern
because you're yelling it to me.
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Okay.
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I-I will tell him you called.
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I will also tell her you called.
Hold on one moment.
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I'm sorry, ma'am,
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but we made this appointment
three months ago.
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Four months ago.
I-I don't understand.
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Parents get sick,
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and Dr. Masters' father is ill
with, uh, you know, gout.
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As a board member
of this clinic,
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not to mention a close personal
friend of Libby Masters--
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If--
If you could just...
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Because they are both
in a board meeting.
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I told you I don't know when
they'll be back from vacation.
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But this is
important court business, ma'am.
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Then write it down.
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You've been served.
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I'm sorry, not at the moment.
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They are in
an emergency session.
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A leave of absence.
That's right.
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Uh-huh. In with a patient now.
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So busy with that book signing.
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Stuck in terrible traffic.
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He'll call you back.
Away at a medical conference.
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Guest lecture
at Dalhousie University.
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It's in Nova Scotia.
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I'm going to
all the owners in the building.
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Which ones would they like
best--
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chocolate mint or shortbread?
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The owners of this place?
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I got to be
honest with you, kid.
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I have no idea where they are.
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No more bras! No more bras!
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No more bras!
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This beauty pageant
is a symbol
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of what this society does
to enslave women.
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And we reject these instruments
of female torture,
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these accoutrements
of enforced femininity,
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these instruments
of male oppression.
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There can be no liberation
for women,
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no matter how highly educated
as long as we're required
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to cram our breasts into bras,
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this hideous symbol
of patriarchal oppression!
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Enough is enough!
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We won't go back!
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Enough is enough!
We won't go back!
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Enough is enough!
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We won't go back!
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Enough is enough!
We won't go back!
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Yes, sirree, boys.
Step right up!
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A bunch of lesbians.
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Am I right?
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They're lesbians.
Hmm?
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Oh, you don't care
the whole world's
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going to hell in a hand basket?
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Hmm.
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I'm more concerned
for the bras...
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...being a bra salesman.
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Well, hell,
tough time for that gig.
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Guess I'm buying the next round.
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Two more.
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You wear out
that new hubby of yours?
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- 'Cause the last few days...
- I know.
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He'll be back.
He just had a work situation.
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I will admit, though,
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that heart-shaped bathtub
has been a bit less fun.
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Now, what kind of work
could possibly drag a guy
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from such a pretty new wife?
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He runs
the Miss America Pageant.
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- No. Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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The big shots in Vegas
have been trying to steal
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that pageant from Atlantic City
for years.
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Oh, I know.
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Well,
because I was Miss Missouri,
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back in the day, of course,
but Atlantic City--
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That's where Dan and I
first met.
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And he's just now
popping the question?
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No, no.
He tried back then,
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but... things got complicated,
as they do.
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- Mnh.
- He married Miss Utah,
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and then I went on
to medical school.
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Brains and beauty.
I'll be damned.
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When I get off here tonight,
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drinks for the good doctor
are on me.
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All right.
There you go, guys.
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But--
But why not stay a pilot?
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Because I almost died.
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I was-- I was flying over
Lake Placid one day,
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and my co-pilot dared me to
walk out on the wing and jump.
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So I did.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Now you're just bullshitting me
here.
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No, no, no, no.
This is true.
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I jumped, pulled the cord,
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and the parachute
got all tangled.
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And there I was in free-fall.
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You ever been in free-fall,
Donald?
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No.
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Well,
first it's pure panic.
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You know, your breath stops.
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Your heart is pounding like
it-- like it might explode.
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You fight it, but...
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it only makes it worse...
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until you realize
you cannot fix this.
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So...
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you just give up.
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And that means death.
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But with death,
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there comes a certain...
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peace.
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♪ stand by your man ♪
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♪ and show the world
you love him ♪
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♪ keep giving all the love
you can ♪
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♪ stand by your man ♪
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Damn, it's so late.
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I need to go.
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Go where?
W-we're in Las Vegas, baby.
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No, no, no.
Mr. America's coming back,
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and I shouldn't be slurring
when he arrives.
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But what if I get sick,
doc, and need special, you know?
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What kind of doctor
did you say you were?
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Sex expert.
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I'm serious.
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I'm a sex researcher.
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Sex what?
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There's no such thing as that.
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Oh, yes, there is.
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In fact, sex therapy
is the way of the future.
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We explored it all,
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experimented, made sig--
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made significant breakthroughs,
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learned every inch
of each other's bodies.
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Okay, buddy,
I am now cutting you off.
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But, you know,
being sex experts--
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It's not enough because
when you've--
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when you've tried and tried
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and-- and tried
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and she still leaves you,
anyway,
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then...
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you must look at yourself
in the mirror
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and say the words
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that you've been too afraid
to say--
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"She...
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does not...
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love me."
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So, I guess you
and your husband
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are one of those
swinger couples?
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Is that a question?
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I'm just wondering.
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Look, I had too much
to drink last night, Ron.
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Rick.
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And I drank too much
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because I miss my husband.
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So...
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Okay.
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Well, I have a year
to send a gift, right?
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Do you know what my husband
really is...
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Rick?
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He's protection.
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- From?
- You, for starters.
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So why don't you grab your
things and get out of here?
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Now.
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You've become quite the
regular here at city hall, Dr. Masters.
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Let's see, we have
a recent investigation
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into a relationship
with a minor.
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An investigation
that was immediately dropped
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when the charges proved
groundless.
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We have charges of
pandering and promoting prostitution.
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Those charges
have not been dropped.
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They will be shortly.
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I'm currently interviewing
attorneys.
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And now you've
destroyed private property
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as a result of driving
with a blood alcohol level
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of twice the legal limit.
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I will pay the damages,
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despite the fact it was
the other driver who hit me.
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But you were drunk,
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so I'm taking your license
for three months.
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You'll also complete
a mandatory AA program.
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AA?
Look, I can assure you I'm--
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90 meetings in 90 days
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at the Alcoholics Anonymous
chapter of your choosing.
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You'll also perform some form
of community service...
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Come on.
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...not of your choosing.
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My daughter attends
St. Vibiana's Elementary,
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so you'll will go
and tell those students
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the story of St. Joseph,
now that, thanks to you
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and your car, his likeness
is a pile of rubble
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and no longer there to greet
and guide them each day.
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You're a good man.
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And you're becoming
our favorite customer.
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Are we saving that seat?
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Eventually.
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But for now,
I think I'll wander off,
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find a way to distract myself.
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Well,
you could start with Liberace
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in the Augustus Room,
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Siegfried and Roy
in the Colosseum.
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And then you can duck in
on that doctor
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teaching people to have sex.
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He's just down the hall
in the Acropolis.
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Teaching people to what?
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I guess he breaks sex
down into phases.
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I haven't caught the show.
Some scientist/sex guru.
261
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Women fake orgasms.
262
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This is true.
263
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And so a man then wonders,
264
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"How can I be sure
that my old lady isn't faking?"
265
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:07,613
Well, again, we turn to science.
266
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:11,588
Now, we know that
a consistent physical response
267
00:15:11,589 --> 00:15:16,096
in women who have orgasmed
is erect nipples.
268
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So, for you men in the audience,
the answer is simple.
269
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If your girl's nipples are hard,
she came.
270
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If they're not, she's faking.
271
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:31,594
I'll take questions
at the end, miss.
272
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Missus. And I'd like
to clarify this point now,
273
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:35,769
Dr. Fahy, if I may.
274
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You said "physical response,"
275
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but the correct term
276
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is "physiological response,"
is it not?
277
00:15:41,682 --> 00:15:43,585
Sure,
if you want to be technical.
278
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,121
I do.
I-I'm also curious
279
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where you conducted
this nipple study.
280
00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:49,464
Okay, everything
I'm discussing either comes from
281
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my column or my book.
282
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,236
Yes, "The Method,"
283
00:15:52,237 --> 00:15:55,542
but the data in "The Method"
comes from...?
284
00:15:55,543 --> 00:15:57,346
My studies at
the University of Michigan
285
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and my time spent at
the Masters and Johnson clinic.
286
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:03,190
And yet your face
draws a complete blank,
287
00:16:03,191 --> 00:16:04,427
which is funny because
288
00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:08,100
I'm usually so good with faces,
technically.
289
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,873
I knew it.
You're Virginia Johnson.
290
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:13,043
Your book was right there
in the gift store.
291
00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:15,582
Oh, my God, will you sign?
292
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,390
Hello?
293
00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:20,626
Libby,
I know you probably
294
00:16:20,627 --> 00:16:21,595
don't want to talk to me
right now.
295
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:23,398
You're right. I don't.
296
00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:30,178
It's simple how they run,
but I just don't understand.
297
00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:30,847
Excuse me.
298
00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:33,785
I'm gonna grab
my sad sack husband
299
00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,689
and get on the next bus
to St. Louis
300
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,461
because our sex life--
It's like Chinese water torture.
301
00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:42,369
Well, we are very busy, Mrs...?
302
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,974
Clarice Penelope Plantagenet.
303
00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:46,778
Clarice.
304
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:49,917
A long waiting list to see
new patients in St. Louis.
305
00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:51,721
Then you and Doc Masters
ought to franchise
306
00:16:51,722 --> 00:16:53,758
your operation, give people
all over the country
307
00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:55,194
a chance to benefit
from your good work.
308
00:16:55,195 --> 00:16:57,833
I do have plans to branch out.
309
00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,772
Ah, it's not just Dr. Fahy
310
00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:03,745
who's busy with
a new book, column.
311
00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:04,880
You're writing a column now?
312
00:17:04,881 --> 00:17:06,751
I'm considering it.
313
00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:09,223
A column would be
so super, like Ann Landers.
314
00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:11,628
Ann Landers started
an empire all on her own.
315
00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:13,431
She found her own fan base.
316
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,034
I'll say-- 90 million fans.
317
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,038
Nine-- What?
318
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,343
Oh, sure.
More people read Ann Landers
319
00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,448
than watch the nightly news.
320
00:17:26,057 --> 00:17:27,960
So, I'm Trevor.
I'm an alcoholic.
321
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,162
Hi, Trevor.
322
00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:33,438
I, uh,
fucked up royally last night.
323
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:37,479
Found myself in a bar with four
shots of Jameson under my belt.
324
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,717
Woke up this morning
feeling like dog shit.
325
00:17:39,718 --> 00:17:42,556
But, uh,
everybody makes mistakes,
326
00:17:42,557 --> 00:17:45,228
and I make more
than your average bear,
327
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:48,301
but I'll take this one-day chip
tonight
328
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,874
and try to do my best tomorrow.
329
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:55,916
Thanks for listening.
330
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:58,221
Thank you, Trevor.
331
00:17:58,222 --> 00:18:01,260
Before we go,
if there's anyone else
332
00:18:01,261 --> 00:18:03,531
who has less than 30 days
sobriety
333
00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:06,103
or is in the meeting
for their first time,
334
00:18:06,104 --> 00:18:11,281
please feel free to identify
yourself and your disease.
335
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:19,095
I suppose I could sign this.
336
00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:23,170
Uh, the requirement of
the court is just that I attend.
337
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:26,544
And you did attend,
but like all things in life,
338
00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:29,417
you gonna get out of AA
what you put in.
339
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:31,854
Well, if you're an
alcoholic, perhaps that's true.
340
00:18:31,855 --> 00:18:35,495
Do you know
what the first step is?
341
00:18:35,496 --> 00:18:38,568
The idea of AA
is organized around--
342
00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,272
Steps.
Lots-- lots of steps.
343
00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:43,912
Yes, I-I saw that in your--
in your pamphlet, which I read.
344
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:46,984
Uh, the first step is admit
you're powerless over alcohol.
345
00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:48,521
But that doesn't apply to--
346
00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:50,892
Admit you're powerless
over alcohol
347
00:18:50,893 --> 00:18:53,898
and that your life
has become unmanageable.
348
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,836
If you're handing me
court papers,
349
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:58,274
can't we safely say your life
is unmanageable?
350
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,077
Thank you for that.
In the meantime,
351
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:02,683
I'd appreciate if you
signed the papers.
352
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,353
Or, if you have
a problem with that,
353
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:05,422
I could go to
some other meeting.
354
00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:07,659
You will stay
in my meeting.
355
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,597
And since you don't have
a license,
356
00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:12,569
I'll drive you here every day
myself.
357
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,974
Oh,
you will absolutely not.
358
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:16,711
I'll insist on it.
359
00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:20,520
It'll remind me
of just how far I've come.
360
00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:26,797
Do you know what
the second step is?
361
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,268
No, I stopped
reading the pamphlet
362
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,837
because I'm not an alcoholic.
363
00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:32,442
So, if you're not
an alcoholic, what are you?
364
00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:34,213
Court mandated.
365
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,882
Surely, you're more than that.
366
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:40,292
Just out of curiosity,
what are you?
367
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:43,431
Seriously, you are what?
368
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,034
Hmm?
369
00:19:45,035 --> 00:19:46,470
I mean,
it's a simple question.
370
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:47,639
What are you?
371
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,942
For the love of Christ,
372
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:52,114
uh, Louise, uh,
373
00:19:52,115 --> 00:19:54,587
why don't we start with
what I'm not?
374
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:58,628
I'm not a man with
a wife... anymore.
375
00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:00,665
I'm also not a man with a lover.
376
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,271
I don't have a business partner
or even likely a business
377
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:04,907
by the time the court's
finished with me.
378
00:20:04,908 --> 00:20:07,346
I am not an obstetrician.
379
00:20:07,347 --> 00:20:08,948
I haven't delivered a baby
in years.
380
00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:11,287
I'm not a father of any worth.
381
00:20:11,288 --> 00:20:17,131
I am not a man with a home
or a car or even a clean suit.
382
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,503
So I really-- I really
do appreciate you asking,
383
00:20:19,504 --> 00:20:22,576
Louise, because now that
we know what I'm not,
384
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:25,348
maybe you can check
in your little book of steps
385
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,489
there and tell me what I am.
386
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:31,961
The second step
387
00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,933
is giving yourself over
to a higher power.
388
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,871
Well, God and I are not speaking.
389
00:20:36,872 --> 00:20:38,441
I said higher power.
390
00:20:38,442 --> 00:20:41,046
That simply means God
as you understand Him.
391
00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:42,582
I do not understand God.
392
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,555
I'm not a man of faith.
I am a man of science.
393
00:20:45,556 --> 00:20:48,428
I knew you
had to be something.
394
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:52,436
Listen, let's just say
395
00:20:52,437 --> 00:20:54,873
you-- you jump out of a plane.
396
00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:56,610
Parachute is on your back.
397
00:20:56,611 --> 00:21:00,117
There's no guarantee
that it's going to open.
398
00:21:00,118 --> 00:21:02,390
That right there is faith.
399
00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:05,795
That's not faith.
That's science.
400
00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:07,699
That's what parachutes do.
They open.
401
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,571
Not all the time,
they don't.
402
00:21:11,274 --> 00:21:14,713
All I'm saying is when
you jump out of a plane,
403
00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:18,053
you're putting your life
in something else's hands.
404
00:21:18,054 --> 00:21:22,629
That's the second step.
405
00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:24,198
I ca-- I...
406
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,102
I can't take steps.
407
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,708
Why can't you understand this?
Not even a single step.
408
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:31,914
There is no direction I can turn
because--
409
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,620
Because you don't know how.
410
00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:37,959
So show up where you're needed,
Dr. Masters.
411
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,298
That's it.
412
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,736
Show up...
413
00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:45,375
and see what happens.
414
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:47,880
I'll pick you up tomorrow.
415
00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:55,061
You gonna show up.
416
00:22:02,410 --> 00:22:04,847
No,
not too much longer here.
417
00:22:04,848 --> 00:22:06,917
Just sorting out a few things.
418
00:22:06,918 --> 00:22:11,427
Of course, Daddy.
Very happy.
419
00:22:11,428 --> 00:22:13,965
So kiss the girls for me.
420
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,338
Tell them I'll see them
very soon.
421
00:22:19,878 --> 00:22:23,251
Yes, I would like to
put a call through to Chicago.
422
00:22:23,252 --> 00:22:24,953
A Mr. Hugh Hefner.
423
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,272
If you'll remember,
424
00:23:24,273 --> 00:23:26,510
it was me who lobbied for you
when we first met.
425
00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:28,948
I was the one that wanted you
as a major investor.
426
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,651
I do remember,
427
00:23:30,652 --> 00:23:33,391
and then you threw in with
some perfume magnate instead.
428
00:23:33,392 --> 00:23:34,926
No, I didn't do that.
That was Bill.
429
00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:36,830
I don't remember you
putting up much of a fight.
430
00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:39,068
I absolutely
did fight for you, Hugh.
431
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,872
Only my enemies
call me Hugh.
432
00:23:40,873 --> 00:23:43,944
Because from
that very first meeting, Hef,
433
00:23:43,945 --> 00:23:46,383
I felt that we were speaking
the same language,
434
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,220
that we saw
the sexual renaissance
435
00:23:48,221 --> 00:23:50,525
in this country
as the same opportunity--
436
00:23:50,526 --> 00:23:53,230
a chance to guide, to educate.
437
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:55,568
Most people usually see me
as a tits and ass peddler.
438
00:23:55,569 --> 00:23:57,171
Well, that's because
people don't know you.
439
00:23:57,172 --> 00:23:59,976
They don't know that you used
to write for Esquire magazine,
440
00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,348
that you have a degree
in psychology.
441
00:24:02,349 --> 00:24:04,453
People don't understand
the seriousness that you bring
442
00:24:04,454 --> 00:24:05,721
to the subject of sex.
443
00:24:05,722 --> 00:24:07,325
My point is...
444
00:24:07,326 --> 00:24:09,161
You and Bill have really
led the charge in this field,
445
00:24:09,162 --> 00:24:11,467
started an intelligent
discussion about sex.
446
00:24:11,468 --> 00:24:13,604
A discussion
that you and I can continue.
447
00:24:13,605 --> 00:24:15,875
Well, what exactly
are you suggesting?
448
00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:18,347
What I'm suggesting
is a monthly column
449
00:24:18,348 --> 00:24:20,251
in Playboy about sex.
450
00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:21,987
Now, not to pat myself
on the back,
451
00:24:21,988 --> 00:24:25,394
but one of my strengths
is understanding people,
452
00:24:25,395 --> 00:24:27,232
intuiting their needs.
453
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,503
The problem is there are only
so many hours in the day,
454
00:24:29,504 --> 00:24:32,074
and I am only one woman,
but with a column--
455
00:24:32,075 --> 00:24:34,913
It would be good for you.
What's in it for me?
456
00:24:34,914 --> 00:24:36,783
What you've wanted
from the very beginning--
457
00:24:36,784 --> 00:24:39,956
The legitimacy of science,
of data,
458
00:24:39,957 --> 00:24:43,564
of-- of hard facts without
a whiff of titillation.
459
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,401
I'd have to think about it.
460
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:48,139
Your book is very impressive.
It's dry as dust,
461
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:51,446
but I do like the idea
of having lab coats on my side.
462
00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:53,183
Do you like Chicago
this time of year?
463
00:24:53,184 --> 00:24:54,286
Very much.
464
00:24:54,287 --> 00:24:55,688
Then you two
hop on a plane.
465
00:24:55,689 --> 00:24:57,625
I got rooms galore
here at the mansion.
466
00:24:57,626 --> 00:25:01,867
Let's sit down
and hammer this thing out.
467
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,873
All right, then. Done.
468
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:18,868
Oh.
469
00:25:21,507 --> 00:25:24,144
I'm, uh--
I'm... glad to--
470
00:25:24,145 --> 00:25:26,516
glad to see you, Libby.
471
00:25:26,517 --> 00:25:27,819
There's a lot we need
to talk about.
472
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,923
We're not speaking.
473
00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:31,660
Come on. Please, Libby.
474
00:25:31,661 --> 00:25:33,330
We-- We can't just not talk.
475
00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:35,000
We can.
476
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:41,513
W-well, what--
What are you doing here
477
00:25:41,514 --> 00:25:43,584
if we're not speaking?
478
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,721
I'm here to see my lawyer.
479
00:25:53,338 --> 00:25:54,539
Well,
can you at least tell me
480
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,143
where-- where my clothes are?
481
00:26:00,084 --> 00:26:01,750
Yes, may I help you?
482
00:26:48,515 --> 00:26:50,718
This is good news.
483
00:26:50,719 --> 00:26:52,422
You're back,
and you look like--
484
00:26:52,423 --> 00:26:56,263
I'm-- I'm not entirely
sure I am back, Betty.
485
00:26:56,264 --> 00:26:57,365
I-- I just--
486
00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:00,571
Before you finish that thought,
487
00:27:00,572 --> 00:27:03,677
let me paint a picture
of the past few weeks
488
00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:07,785
here at the
Masters and Johnson Institute.
489
00:27:07,786 --> 00:27:10,724
I have fended off every patient,
creditor, board member,
490
00:27:10,725 --> 00:27:14,466
publisher, process server,
deliver boy, and-- and--
491
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,338
and priest that has walked
through those doors.
492
00:27:17,339 --> 00:27:20,511
I have done my job,
Lester's job,
493
00:27:20,512 --> 00:27:22,548
and Doc Scully's job
as they've both gone off
494
00:27:22,549 --> 00:27:24,151
to find supplemental employment.
495
00:27:24,152 --> 00:27:28,125
But mostly, I have done
your job and Virginia's job,
496
00:27:28,126 --> 00:27:30,631
which includes conducting
patient consultations
497
00:27:30,632 --> 00:27:32,033
in the conference room right now
498
00:27:32,034 --> 00:27:34,439
because Mr. Connolly's pecker
is on the fritz.
499
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,376
Thank you.
And I-I am very--
500
00:27:36,377 --> 00:27:37,812
Ready to meet
with the Connollys?
501
00:27:37,813 --> 00:27:39,749
They'll be very happy
that you have arrived.
502
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,353
Betty, Virginia was
the one who took care
503
00:27:41,354 --> 00:27:43,423
of all that-- the intakes,
the interviews, the--
504
00:27:43,424 --> 00:27:46,596
I'll be right there with you.
505
00:27:46,597 --> 00:27:48,300
That is not a solution.
506
00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:54,011
That is the only solution, doc.
507
00:27:54,012 --> 00:27:58,185
I have been here while
you've been on your Rumspringa
508
00:27:58,186 --> 00:27:59,289
or whatever.
509
00:27:59,290 --> 00:28:04,432
So I'm asking you right now
to please,
510
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:09,243
please get your ass in there
and do this for me.
511
00:28:13,885 --> 00:28:15,554
The truth
is I have no interest
512
00:28:15,555 --> 00:28:17,190
in being reasonable or generous.
513
00:28:17,191 --> 00:28:19,662
I want you to do anything
and everything you can
514
00:28:19,663 --> 00:28:22,635
to protect me and my children as
we proceed though this ordeal.
515
00:28:22,636 --> 00:28:24,472
Protect yourself from...?
516
00:28:24,473 --> 00:28:27,244
My husband, obviously.
517
00:28:27,245 --> 00:28:28,747
He's very used to dictating
518
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,684
the terms of everything,
at least with me.
519
00:28:30,685 --> 00:28:32,922
But your husband hasn't
even hired an attorney yet.
520
00:28:32,923 --> 00:28:34,792
Am I supposed to jump up
and down at that news?
521
00:28:34,793 --> 00:28:36,764
Yeah, if you like jumping.
522
00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:41,673
It does show
a fairly non-aggressive approach
523
00:28:41,674 --> 00:28:43,075
on his part, at least so far.
524
00:28:43,076 --> 00:28:45,447
- Do not underestimate him.
- I definitely won't.
525
00:28:45,448 --> 00:28:47,418
- Or feel sorry for him.
- I definitely don't.
526
00:28:47,419 --> 00:28:50,424
I am the one who was
left with confused children
527
00:28:50,425 --> 00:28:52,828
and nosy neighbors
and gossiping friends.
528
00:28:52,829 --> 00:28:54,799
Just this morning, when I was
canceling his subscription
529
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,238
to the American Medical Journal,
and the girl on the phone said,
530
00:28:57,239 --> 00:28:58,874
"Why?" So I told her.
531
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:01,111
That you're getting divorced?
532
00:29:01,112 --> 00:29:03,617
That at first,
it was a simple dog bite.
533
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:04,786
Then he began to shake
534
00:29:04,787 --> 00:29:06,823
and suffer terrifying
hallucinations.
535
00:29:06,824 --> 00:29:09,262
Eventually, paralysis set in.
536
00:29:09,263 --> 00:29:12,635
It's a horrible death.
Excruciating, really.
537
00:29:12,636 --> 00:29:14,739
My husband suffered greatly.
538
00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:18,213
Mrs. Masters, you're not
the first client to fantasize
539
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:20,417
her husband's death
or to feel anger
540
00:29:20,418 --> 00:29:22,087
at the demise of her marriage.
541
00:29:22,088 --> 00:29:24,959
Hell hath no fury, after all.
542
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,065
I do know someone--
a former client.
543
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:30,504
She runs a woman's group
544
00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,040
that seems to help
some of the gals.
545
00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:34,579
A woman's group?
I really don't have the time
546
00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:35,981
to exchange housekeeping tips.
547
00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,785
This is not that.
548
00:29:37,786 --> 00:29:40,257
We were hoping to start
the therapy right away.
549
00:29:40,258 --> 00:29:45,901
Obviously, being unable
to obtain an erection is, um...
550
00:29:45,902 --> 00:29:48,740
A difficult situation.
551
00:29:48,741 --> 00:29:52,449
Uh, but there is a process
that we follow here.
552
00:29:55,655 --> 00:29:58,860
Dr. Masters and, um,
Mrs. Johnson's questionnaire
553
00:29:58,861 --> 00:30:01,566
is an important step
in that process, as you can see.
554
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:05,874
And--
And Mrs. Johnson, where is she?
555
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,444
- Vacation.
- Sick.
556
00:30:07,445 --> 00:30:10,418
She is sick on vacation.
557
00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:17,163
Uh, so,
558
00:30:17,164 --> 00:30:21,906
you met when you worked
at Famous-Barr Department Store?
559
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:24,912
That's right.
Uh, I was in men's suits.
560
00:30:24,913 --> 00:30:26,216
And I-I ran
the shoe department.
561
00:30:26,217 --> 00:30:28,253
That's also
when you started dating?
562
00:30:28,254 --> 00:30:30,991
Yes.
And we had lots of sex then.
563
00:30:30,992 --> 00:30:33,897
Dale was very turned on
by me then.
564
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:36,769
We would get home from work,
and we-- we wouldn't bother
565
00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:39,375
to undress before we were at it.
566
00:30:39,376 --> 00:30:40,477
Is that your recollection,
567
00:30:40,478 --> 00:30:42,080
as well, Mr. Connolly?
568
00:30:42,081 --> 00:30:43,550
I remember
the very first day
569
00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:46,356
that I saw her
in the employees' lounge.
570
00:30:46,357 --> 00:30:48,158
She was so striking,
571
00:30:48,159 --> 00:30:50,697
wearing this sleek
Pucci pantsuit.
572
00:30:50,698 --> 00:30:54,972
She had a fun Fendi bag,
her beautiful Vivier pumps.
573
00:30:54,973 --> 00:30:57,311
And then we got married
and I quit my job
574
00:30:57,312 --> 00:30:59,649
and Dale no longer found me
attractive.
575
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,619
That's not true.
576
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:02,821
Now that I'm a housewife.
577
00:31:02,822 --> 00:31:05,227
N-- I love you
as much as I always did.
578
00:31:05,228 --> 00:31:06,996
You just don't want
to sleep with me.
579
00:31:06,997 --> 00:31:08,833
That's why
I'm sitting here, Darleen.
580
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,704
Let me grab
the medical questionnaire.
581
00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:12,574
You'll have to fill that out,
as well.
582
00:31:12,575 --> 00:31:13,910
I'm gonna keep this
for a second.
583
00:31:13,911 --> 00:31:15,681
I'm, uh--
I'm still working on it.
584
00:31:15,682 --> 00:31:18,420
Okay. Thank you.
585
00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:20,824
Was it me,
or was he hard as Plymouth Rock
586
00:31:20,825 --> 00:31:22,561
under that clipboard?
587
00:31:22,562 --> 00:31:24,732
It may have been you.
588
00:31:24,733 --> 00:31:26,168
Or you.
589
00:31:26,169 --> 00:31:29,508
A man excited about a Pucci
pantsuit is excited about men.
590
00:31:29,509 --> 00:31:31,512
I don't think he's a homosexual.
591
00:31:31,513 --> 00:31:33,583
Uh, really?
592
00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:38,158
When is the last time that
you noticed a fun Fendi bag?
593
00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:40,731
Well,
one thing that's certain
594
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,137
is Mr. Connolly
is hiding something.
595
00:31:44,138 --> 00:31:48,045
Look, um, I know you
think you're no good at this,
596
00:31:48,046 --> 00:31:51,619
and, yes,
as far as warm and fuzzies go,
597
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:56,194
Virginia had you beat,
but... you got a good eye.
598
00:31:56,195 --> 00:32:00,337
You can see things--
things other people can't see,
599
00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:05,747
which makes you a very good,
you know, puzzle solver,
600
00:32:05,748 --> 00:32:11,293
considering most of our patients
are-- well, they're puzzles.
601
00:32:13,297 --> 00:32:15,801
You're welcome.
602
00:32:15,802 --> 00:32:18,440
My point being
I don't think you need Virginia
603
00:32:18,441 --> 00:32:21,512
to get this guy to talk.
604
00:32:34,004 --> 00:32:36,409
Hi, there!
You must be Virginia!
605
00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:37,578
Come on in.
Good flight?
606
00:32:37,579 --> 00:32:38,813
Follow us.
Oh, here, let me take that.
607
00:32:38,814 --> 00:32:40,283
Follow us.
608
00:32:40,284 --> 00:32:42,019
Thank you.
609
00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:48,667
Great.
Great. Right at me.
610
00:32:50,771 --> 00:32:55,179
Uh-huh. Lean down.
611
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:58,653
We're drinking
White Russians today.
612
00:32:58,654 --> 00:33:00,089
Ah, in honor
613
00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:02,661
of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation
Treaty.
614
00:33:02,662 --> 00:33:05,267
Yul Brynner
is staying with us.
615
00:33:05,268 --> 00:33:09,040
Oh. I didn't know
that Yul Brynner is Russian.
616
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,111
Mm-hmm. And that dancer
who stays with us sometimes--
617
00:33:11,112 --> 00:33:12,080
He's Russian.
618
00:33:12,081 --> 00:33:14,351
I think you mean Nureyev.
619
00:33:14,352 --> 00:33:15,887
Anyway, uh, I was wondering
620
00:33:15,888 --> 00:33:20,630
about "Si Non Oxcillas,
Noli Tintinnare"--
621
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,601
the plaque right above
the front door.
622
00:33:22,602 --> 00:33:24,905
It means, "If you
don't swing, don't ring."
623
00:33:24,906 --> 00:33:28,045
Hugh Hefner's
personal secretary.
624
00:33:28,046 --> 00:33:29,348
And guard dog.
625
00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:30,784
Roll along now, Heather.
626
00:33:30,785 --> 00:33:34,057
Hef thinks it's fun
to have the girls on wheels,
627
00:33:34,058 --> 00:33:35,427
but he doesn't have
to find somebody
628
00:33:35,428 --> 00:33:36,762
to refinish the parquet floors.
629
00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:40,169
Is Dr. Masters settling up
with the driver?
630
00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:42,106
Dr. Masters isn't here.
631
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,141
Oh,
caught another flight?
632
00:33:43,142 --> 00:33:44,478
No,
he is not coming at all.
633
00:33:44,479 --> 00:33:46,582
I came to talk to Hef alone.
634
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,755
Oh.
635
00:33:49,756 --> 00:33:52,761
The wires monitor
physiological response.
636
00:33:52,762 --> 00:33:54,898
So if you are able
to get an erection,
637
00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:56,902
that would indicate
secondary impotence,
638
00:33:56,903 --> 00:33:58,973
ruling out any physical reason
639
00:33:58,974 --> 00:34:01,912
for the lack of arousal
with your wife.
640
00:34:01,913 --> 00:34:04,451
You're saying
it's psychological?
641
00:34:04,452 --> 00:34:06,154
Are you saying it is?
642
00:34:06,155 --> 00:34:08,660
I don't know.
You're the doctor.
643
00:34:08,661 --> 00:34:10,463
Uh, what do you test me with?
644
00:34:10,464 --> 00:34:11,599
Images.
645
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,137
I'll show you slides of,
well, many things.
646
00:34:14,138 --> 00:34:15,840
What kinds of things?
647
00:34:15,841 --> 00:34:18,246
Women of all shapes and sizes
648
00:34:18,247 --> 00:34:23,121
of various hair colors, clothes,
naked women, their genitalia,
649
00:34:23,122 --> 00:34:27,196
then we'll move on to
couples having sex, men.
650
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:30,069
Men?
I'm not attracted to men.
651
00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,639
So then you
won't get an erection.
652
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,141
It's the point of the wires.
653
00:34:33,142 --> 00:34:34,878
The body doesn't lie.
654
00:34:36,082 --> 00:34:39,087
Look, Dr. Masters,
I want to get better.
655
00:34:39,088 --> 00:34:42,327
I really do.
But all this testing--
656
00:34:42,328 --> 00:34:43,396
It just seems pointless.
657
00:34:43,397 --> 00:34:46,369
Can't you just give us
the exercises?
658
00:34:46,370 --> 00:34:50,243
I can. Or I can
just tell you the truth,
659
00:34:50,244 --> 00:34:52,079
which is that I think
that you're hiding something,
660
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,618
and instead of me trying
to coerce some confession
661
00:34:54,619 --> 00:34:56,956
out of you with the prospect
of wires and graphs,
662
00:34:56,957 --> 00:34:59,060
which is what I'm trying to do,
663
00:34:59,061 --> 00:35:01,732
maybe you can just...
664
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,970
tell me what's going on.
665
00:35:06,443 --> 00:35:07,778
I don't know what you mean.
666
00:35:07,779 --> 00:35:10,250
I think you do.
667
00:35:10,251 --> 00:35:12,554
My dick doesn't work.
668
00:35:12,555 --> 00:35:14,291
Have you ever had
your dick not work?
669
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:16,094
- I have.
- Then you know.
670
00:35:16,095 --> 00:35:18,031
It's a mystery.
671
00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:19,602
Or a secret.
672
00:35:21,706 --> 00:35:24,244
Because I also know
that carrying around
673
00:35:24,245 --> 00:35:28,653
a hidden truth year after year,
674
00:35:28,654 --> 00:35:31,157
even for a lifetime,
675
00:35:31,158 --> 00:35:33,464
can become
an intolerable burden.
676
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:39,775
There is a certain kind of
freedom in-- in just...
677
00:35:39,776 --> 00:35:41,980
giving up.
678
00:35:50,531 --> 00:35:53,034
Shoes.
679
00:35:53,035 --> 00:35:53,871
Shoes?
680
00:35:53,872 --> 00:35:57,444
I... love them.
681
00:35:57,445 --> 00:35:59,146
Women's shoes.
682
00:35:59,147 --> 00:36:01,619
Women's feet
in high-heeled shoes.
683
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:05,460
Sometimes it's all I can
think about.
684
00:36:05,461 --> 00:36:07,264
And is this a...
685
00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:08,599
a recent development?
686
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:14,211
Uh, no. I've been
this way since I was 8.
687
00:36:14,212 --> 00:36:17,417
I used to crawl under the table
when my mom
688
00:36:17,418 --> 00:36:18,920
would have her bridge parties,
689
00:36:18,921 --> 00:36:20,957
and I would just stare
at their feet--
690
00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:25,833
those shiny red toes
in high-heeled shoes.
691
00:36:25,834 --> 00:36:30,075
They were so female,
so erotic,
692
00:36:30,076 --> 00:36:32,814
and... forbidden.
693
00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:36,755
I'm... getting
aroused just thinking about it.
694
00:36:36,756 --> 00:36:38,993
And your wife
has-- has no idea?
695
00:36:38,994 --> 00:36:42,567
None.
It was these Vivier pumps
696
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,070
she used to wear
to work every day.
697
00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:47,911
God, they were--
They were so sexy.
698
00:36:47,912 --> 00:36:50,082
Now she wears slippers
half the time,
699
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,387
or on a good day, espadrilles,
700
00:36:52,388 --> 00:36:55,025
which, in case you don't know,
are canvas and flat.
701
00:36:55,026 --> 00:36:56,261
And if you told her
702
00:36:56,262 --> 00:36:57,664
that you'd like her
back in heels?
703
00:36:57,665 --> 00:36:59,100
Well, I absolutely cannot.
704
00:36:59,101 --> 00:37:00,670
Because...?
705
00:37:00,671 --> 00:37:05,713
Because it's weird
to want to fuck shoes.
706
00:37:05,714 --> 00:37:10,022
I mean, it's not weird to me,
but she would be repulsed.
707
00:37:10,023 --> 00:37:11,392
She would think I was a freak.
708
00:37:11,393 --> 00:37:14,264
Or maybe--
or maybe not.
709
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,402
It-- It might come as a relief
710
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:19,741
for both you and her to
finally tell her the truth.
711
00:37:19,742 --> 00:37:22,447
Either way, it's how you feel.
712
00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,551
So you don't really have
a choice, Dale.
713
00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:29,027
Eventually, you're gonna
have to say who you really are.
714
00:37:43,523 --> 00:37:44,591
Virginia.
715
00:37:44,592 --> 00:37:46,895
The Windy City is better
with you in it.
716
00:37:46,896 --> 00:37:48,466
Are you ready to buckle down
and get to work?
717
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,071
I am, Hef.
It's nice to see you again.
718
00:37:52,641 --> 00:37:54,845
Don't be alarmed.
This really is my office.
719
00:37:54,846 --> 00:37:57,150
It's where I get
all of my best work done.
720
00:38:02,561 --> 00:38:04,163
So,
what month are you?
721
00:38:04,164 --> 00:38:07,002
Oh.
I'm-- I'm not a month.
722
00:38:07,003 --> 00:38:08,606
I'm a researcher.
723
00:38:08,607 --> 00:38:09,908
And a hell of a good one.
724
00:38:09,909 --> 00:38:12,781
She and Bill Masters
are setting the world on fire.
725
00:38:12,782 --> 00:38:13,883
Where is Bill?
726
00:38:13,884 --> 00:38:17,156
He will not be joining us.
727
00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:19,193
Bill and I have gone
our separate ways.
728
00:38:19,194 --> 00:38:20,530
Oh,
break-ups are the worst.
729
00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:21,499
You serious?
730
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,534
It doesn't, in any way,
731
00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,437
diminish what I have to offer, Hef.
732
00:38:24,438 --> 00:38:28,946
In fact, a column written
by a woman exclusively for men
733
00:38:28,947 --> 00:38:31,285
as a way of getting
a peek behind the curtain,
734
00:38:31,286 --> 00:38:34,391
what a woman really thinks
and feels and wants
735
00:38:34,392 --> 00:38:35,693
when it comes to sex.
736
00:38:35,694 --> 00:38:37,330
Men already know what men think,
737
00:38:37,331 --> 00:38:41,037
so Bill writing the column
would be almost redundant.
738
00:38:41,038 --> 00:38:43,776
I don't know I agree, Virginia.
739
00:38:43,777 --> 00:38:44,811
And while it's
none of my business,
740
00:38:44,812 --> 00:38:48,184
I am curious
why the two of you split.
741
00:38:48,185 --> 00:38:51,258
Uh, girls, I'd like
a turkey, uh, and Velveeta
742
00:38:51,259 --> 00:38:53,028
on white with chips
and a Tab.
743
00:38:59,575 --> 00:39:02,714
It got too close
between Bill and me.
744
00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:06,955
What happened at work
and what happened after work--
745
00:39:06,956 --> 00:39:10,963
It all became hopelessly
tangled.
746
00:39:10,964 --> 00:39:14,437
And for many, many years,
I tried to please him,
747
00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:17,343
I gave him as much of myself
748
00:39:17,344 --> 00:39:21,318
as I could because I thought
that he held the key
749
00:39:21,319 --> 00:39:25,091
to who I was meant to be,
to a-- a big life.
750
00:39:25,092 --> 00:39:28,097
And the truth is I couldn't have
done any of this without him,
751
00:39:28,098 --> 00:39:30,803
but I see now he couldn't
have done it without me.
752
00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:34,744
I'm not that girl hoping
that Bill Masters picks me
753
00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:36,715
as his secretary anymore.
754
00:39:36,716 --> 00:39:41,057
You want to stand on
your own two feet... with me?
755
00:39:41,058 --> 00:39:43,061
With you,
but differently,
756
00:39:43,062 --> 00:39:44,698
because here's what I know,
757
00:39:44,699 --> 00:39:48,539
having worked day and night to
take sex out of the stone age--
758
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:51,745
Your readership is hungry
for what I have to offer--
759
00:39:51,746 --> 00:39:55,086
insights from the nation's
best female sex researcher.
760
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,995
♪ the taxi's waiting,
he's blowing his horn ♪
761
00:39:59,996 --> 00:40:02,300
All right, then,
everyone settle down.
762
00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:04,971
Before we begin,
are there any new faces
763
00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:07,042
who want to tell it like it is?
764
00:40:07,043 --> 00:40:08,912
Uh, uh, me. Hi.
765
00:40:08,913 --> 00:40:12,320
Um, I am Libby Masters.
766
00:40:12,321 --> 00:40:14,257
Last names
are usually husband's names,
767
00:40:14,258 --> 00:40:18,031
connoting no sense of ownership.
First names are just fine here.
768
00:40:18,032 --> 00:40:22,874
Okay, then, um...
769
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,078
I am just Libby.
770
00:40:25,079 --> 00:40:31,023
And, uh, well, I, um--
Oh, is this...?
771
00:40:31,024 --> 00:40:33,629
This isn't...
No, thank you.
772
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:35,866
I'll just-- I'll just have some
coffee, if there's a fresh pot.
773
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:38,639
Actually,
that's a great reminder, Libby,
774
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,847
for all of us, that this isn't
your mother's coffee klatsch,
775
00:40:42,848 --> 00:40:45,453
not that any group
of women getting together
776
00:40:45,454 --> 00:40:46,621
isn't worthwhile,
777
00:40:46,622 --> 00:40:50,763
but what we do here
is consciousness-raising.
778
00:40:50,764 --> 00:40:54,036
Okay, um.
779
00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:57,510
Uh, an example of raising
one's consciousness would be...?
780
00:40:57,511 --> 00:40:59,681
Talking about our family life,
781
00:40:59,682 --> 00:41:02,386
education, politics, sex, race,
782
00:41:02,387 --> 00:41:04,056
the military establishment
783
00:41:04,057 --> 00:41:07,263
all from our own personal
perspectives.
784
00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:10,603
So you basically share stories?
785
00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:14,310
Yeah, as we try
and understand ourselves
786
00:41:14,311 --> 00:41:17,783
by ourselves without
the pressure and interference
787
00:41:17,784 --> 00:41:20,121
of the patriarchal society
we live in.
788
00:41:20,122 --> 00:41:24,297
♪ I'm leaving on a jet plane ♪
789
00:41:24,298 --> 00:41:25,699
Well,
I am certainly fed up with men,
790
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,868
if that's what you mean.
791
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,278
Well, you could call us
the fed up club, right?
792
00:41:31,279 --> 00:41:33,715
And what does our coming
together allow us to do?
793
00:41:33,716 --> 00:41:35,151
Free ourselves
of the bullshit.
794
00:41:35,152 --> 00:41:38,225
Reject all imposed expectations.
795
00:41:38,226 --> 00:41:40,329
Yes! Amen!
796
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,333
Sound good?
797
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:45,306
It does.
798
00:41:45,307 --> 00:41:46,908
Actually, I'll take a--
I'll take a wine,
799
00:41:46,909 --> 00:41:48,345
if you're still pouring.
800
00:41:48,346 --> 00:41:49,581
All right, then.
801
00:41:49,582 --> 00:41:51,618
Who would like to start
by telling the story
802
00:41:51,619 --> 00:41:54,122
of their own abortion?
803
00:41:54,123 --> 00:41:56,529
♪ I won't have to leave alone ♪
804
00:42:03,509 --> 00:42:06,146
This is the miracle--
the miracle I have prayed for.
805
00:42:06,147 --> 00:42:07,950
Do not screw this up.
806
00:42:07,951 --> 00:42:11,123
Hugh Hefner is on the phone
and wants to talk to you.
807
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:16,334
He was definitely listening.
808
00:42:16,335 --> 00:42:18,472
I-I could tell by the way
his face lit up.
809
00:42:18,473 --> 00:42:22,446
I think that Hef feels
the column is a good idea.
810
00:42:22,447 --> 00:42:25,853
You know what
your problem is?
811
00:42:25,854 --> 00:42:28,425
I wasn't aware
that I had a problem.
812
00:42:28,426 --> 00:42:30,696
No, you're a tweener.
813
00:42:30,697 --> 00:42:32,633
Yeah, you're half-bunny,
half-scholar.
814
00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:35,973
Even a man as evolved as Hef
is gonna have a hard time
815
00:42:35,974 --> 00:42:38,077
knowing what box you fit in.
816
00:42:38,078 --> 00:42:42,486
Well, I have no
intention of fitting into a box.
817
00:42:42,487 --> 00:42:44,991
The times they are a-changin',
or haven't you heard?
818
00:42:44,992 --> 00:42:47,062
Please.
That scrawny little frog
819
00:42:47,063 --> 00:42:48,965
went electric and got booed.
820
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:52,005
Don't tell me Bob Dylan's
not in a box.
821
00:42:52,006 --> 00:42:54,577
You could always write
for some other magazine,
822
00:42:54,578 --> 00:42:56,581
you know, like Redbook.
823
00:42:56,582 --> 00:42:58,150
Redbook?
824
00:42:58,151 --> 00:43:01,123
Redbook is not serious
about sex.
825
00:43:01,124 --> 00:43:04,931
And why do I get the feeling
that you're discouraging me?
826
00:43:04,932 --> 00:43:07,803
You know what a dowser is?
827
00:43:07,804 --> 00:43:10,007
Those oddballs that walk
around with a stick,
828
00:43:10,008 --> 00:43:12,446
try to divine
where underground water is.
829
00:43:12,447 --> 00:43:15,151
I don't need to see Hef,
hear Hef,
830
00:43:15,152 --> 00:43:17,256
even be in the same room
with Hef to sense
831
00:43:17,257 --> 00:43:19,159
what he's thinking about.
832
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,598
We've been together that long.
833
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,937
So, look, all I'm saying
is if you really want this job,
834
00:43:24,938 --> 00:43:26,875
fight for it.
835
00:43:26,876 --> 00:43:28,311
Fight?
What does that mean?
836
00:43:28,312 --> 00:43:30,849
Wrestle him in--
in his rotating bed?
837
00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:33,154
Write your first column.
838
00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:35,659
But I don't know
what the subject matter is yet.
839
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:37,229
"Does a big penis matter?
840
00:43:37,230 --> 00:43:39,267
Can a girl explode
if she comes too often?"
841
00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:41,337
Does a woman
have to prove herself
842
00:43:41,338 --> 00:43:44,844
over and over and over again,
843
00:43:44,845 --> 00:43:47,917
despite her experience
and her accomplishments,
844
00:43:47,918 --> 00:43:50,589
every time she wants to take
a professional step forward?
845
00:43:50,590 --> 00:43:54,364
A woman always has to audition.
846
00:43:58,306 --> 00:44:00,909
No,
a big penis doesn't matter,
847
00:44:00,910 --> 00:44:06,521
which will be explained
in my first column--
848
00:44:06,522 --> 00:44:10,829
"10 Sex Myths Exploded."
849
00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:15,105
That's my girl.
850
00:44:18,746 --> 00:44:20,983
Well?
851
00:44:20,984 --> 00:44:24,857
Hefner wants to become
a major investor in the clinic.
852
00:44:24,858 --> 00:44:28,298
He's asking me to come
and discuss terms.
853
00:44:28,299 --> 00:44:32,273
Ohh, Jesus has come.
Hallelujah!
854
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,816
Need a reload, huh?
855
00:44:39,388 --> 00:44:41,391
You're not enjoying this,
are you?
856
00:44:41,392 --> 00:44:44,263
I am.
857
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:45,866
I- I'm also, um--
858
00:44:45,867 --> 00:44:50,074
I'm recovering from my husband's
prolonged and painful death.
859
00:44:50,075 --> 00:44:52,246
Herb said your husband
is William Masters.
860
00:44:52,247 --> 00:44:53,582
Did he die?
861
00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:56,254
It's okay.
862
00:44:56,255 --> 00:44:59,760
I used to fantasize
I'd castrated my husband
863
00:44:59,761 --> 00:45:02,733
and mounted his penis
on the trophy wall.
864
00:45:04,871 --> 00:45:07,175
I... I just
don't think that I am like
865
00:45:07,176 --> 00:45:08,678
those women in there.
866
00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:12,018
♪ ...be in secrecy ♪
867
00:45:12,019 --> 00:45:13,955
Hmm.
868
00:45:13,956 --> 00:45:18,832
The Miss America protests
the other day--
869
00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,369
No offense...
870
00:45:20,370 --> 00:45:24,276
but burning their bras
just seemed silly.
871
00:45:24,277 --> 00:45:27,383
They weren't
burning them, actually.
872
00:45:27,384 --> 00:45:28,652
They were throwing them
in the trash.
873
00:45:28,653 --> 00:45:30,656
But it's still
kind of a useless gesture,
874
00:45:30,657 --> 00:45:33,662
don't you think?
875
00:45:33,663 --> 00:45:37,970
I, um-- I want you
to try something for me.
876
00:45:37,971 --> 00:45:42,045
Take off your bra.
877
00:45:42,046 --> 00:45:44,884
Again,
I just don't think this is me.
878
00:45:44,885 --> 00:45:48,057
And a-- a bra is you?
879
00:45:48,058 --> 00:45:53,902
A breast restraint that's become
a multi-billion-dollar industry
880
00:45:53,903 --> 00:45:57,576
owned and operated by men--
How does--
881
00:45:57,577 --> 00:46:01,918
How does any of that have
anything to do with you?
882
00:46:18,051 --> 00:46:20,622
♪ so wan and pale ♪
883
00:46:22,059 --> 00:46:25,097
♪ she took the veil ♪
884
00:46:25,098 --> 00:46:27,302
♪ for his memory, she did pray ♪
885
00:46:31,010 --> 00:46:33,815
♪ for a child never born ♪
886
00:46:40,696 --> 00:46:46,006
Who separates
a suit jacket from the pants?
887
00:46:59,401 --> 00:47:01,771
Uh, excuse me,
as luck would have it,
888
00:47:01,772 --> 00:47:05,345
that-- that happens
to be my jacket.
889
00:47:05,346 --> 00:47:06,747
I found it first.
890
00:47:06,748 --> 00:47:09,386
Well, in the--
in the store, yes, but that--
891
00:47:09,387 --> 00:47:11,257
that suit jacket
came from my closet.
892
00:47:11,258 --> 00:47:14,396
Look, you can see it.
It matches the suit pants.
893
00:47:14,397 --> 00:47:16,167
Finders keepers.
894
00:47:22,179 --> 00:47:24,350
Look, I'm-- I'm sorry,
but it's-- it's mine.
895
00:47:24,351 --> 00:47:26,921
Listen, I-I wouldn't,
uh, insist, except,
896
00:47:26,922 --> 00:47:31,062
uh, I-I need that jacket.
897
00:47:31,063 --> 00:47:36,072
I'm flying to Chicago to--
to try and bail out my business.
898
00:47:36,073 --> 00:47:38,278
People are counting on me.
899
00:47:38,279 --> 00:47:39,813
I...
900
00:47:39,814 --> 00:47:42,619
I'm trying to save my life here.
901
00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:43,888
Join the club.
902
00:47:43,889 --> 00:47:46,762
It gets down into the 30s
out there at night.
903
00:48:18,993 --> 00:48:21,597
What are you doing here?
904
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:24,570
I was invited.
What are--
905
00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:27,008
I was invited.
906
00:48:27,009 --> 00:48:30,349
What-- What are you wearing?
907
00:48:32,854 --> 00:48:34,088
I hear pretty much everything,
908
00:48:34,089 --> 00:48:36,527
so I know you two
are in some hot water legally.
909
00:48:36,528 --> 00:48:38,731
I've dealt with similar issues.
910
00:48:38,732 --> 00:48:43,106
Zealots see my magazine as smut,
instead of what it really is.
911
00:48:43,107 --> 00:48:47,449
Hi.
912
00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:49,987
But you will weather this storm,
913
00:48:49,988 --> 00:48:54,128
go on to do great work,
but only if you do it together.
914
00:48:54,129 --> 00:48:56,400
As I mentioned, Hef,
915
00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:59,072
Bill and I are pursuing the work
separately now.
916
00:48:59,073 --> 00:49:02,044
In fact, I have a draft
of my first column right here.
917
00:49:02,045 --> 00:49:05,150
"10 Sex Myths Exploded."
918
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:08,056
"In this age of candor
and communication,
919
00:49:08,057 --> 00:49:10,695
it has been a pleasure
to witness the demise
920
00:49:10,696 --> 00:49:12,899
of some of the more irrational
sex myths."
921
00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:15,271
The legal issues
are my responsibility.
922
00:49:15,272 --> 00:49:16,740
They are the result
of actions I took...
923
00:49:16,741 --> 00:49:19,112
"True, boys may still
worry about masturbation"--
924
00:49:19,113 --> 00:49:22,219
And I hear you, Virginia,
and you, too, Bill.
925
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,325
And I understand there's some
tension between the two of you,
926
00:49:25,326 --> 00:49:26,727
but here's the deal--
927
00:49:26,728 --> 00:49:30,134
I will only become a major
investor if you stay together.
928
00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:31,737
I will only publish your column
929
00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:34,376
if you remain
the Masters and Johnson team.
930
00:49:34,377 --> 00:49:36,480
See, this thing is bigger
than the two of you.
931
00:49:36,481 --> 00:49:39,586
You're like a brand,
a lifestyle.
932
00:49:39,587 --> 00:49:41,957
Masters and Johnson
has a life of its own.
933
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,164
So if your business
is the two of you together,
934
00:49:45,165 --> 00:49:47,402
then use your therapy
on yourselves.
935
00:49:47,403 --> 00:49:49,640
Work it out. Be open.
Communicate.
936
00:49:49,641 --> 00:49:51,075
I hear it's a protocol
that works.
937
00:49:51,076 --> 00:49:52,646
Hef, it...
938
00:49:52,647 --> 00:49:53,881
it cannot work.
939
00:49:53,882 --> 00:49:55,351
Cannot work on us.
940
00:49:55,352 --> 00:49:56,854
You don't have a choice,
941
00:49:56,855 --> 00:49:58,925
and this is something
I understand.
942
00:49:58,926 --> 00:50:03,200
Where does all of this stop
and the real Hef begin?
943
00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:05,638
Who knows anymore?
944
00:50:05,639 --> 00:50:09,446
But Masters and Johnson,
like Playboy and Hugh Hefner,
945
00:50:09,447 --> 00:50:14,857
can only be separated now by six
feet of dirt and a headstone.
946
00:50:20,970 --> 00:50:25,445
I keep thinking
of Dr. Frankenstein.
947
00:50:25,446 --> 00:50:28,584
We made our monster.
Now it's on the loose.
948
00:50:28,585 --> 00:50:33,562
It's a good idea-- my column.
949
00:50:35,164 --> 00:50:37,369
Well, Playboy isn't
the only magazine in the world.
950
00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:38,571
I know.
951
00:50:38,572 --> 00:50:40,708
- I'll go elsewhere.
- There's always...
952
00:50:40,709 --> 00:50:44,683
- Redbook.
- Red... book.
953
00:50:44,684 --> 00:50:49,326
The truth is other
partnerships have split up
954
00:50:49,327 --> 00:50:53,133
and both people have gone on
to do great things.
955
00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:56,206
Look at Freud and Jung.
956
00:50:56,207 --> 00:50:58,678
Well, they never
actually worked together.
957
00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:01,383
But Rodgers and Hart...
958
00:51:01,384 --> 00:51:06,493
Mnh, no, Hart died
a drunk in a flop house.
959
00:51:06,494 --> 00:51:09,466
But Lewis and Clark...
960
00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:10,501
I believe Lewis
961
00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:12,037
committed suicide
after their journey.
962
00:51:12,038 --> 00:51:15,177
Fine,
then Martin and Lewis.
963
00:51:15,178 --> 00:51:16,548
Jerry Lewis?
964
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,193
Well, you must
have some plan for yourself.
965
00:51:23,194 --> 00:51:24,796
There's always a plan.
966
00:51:24,797 --> 00:51:27,702
So...?
967
00:51:27,703 --> 00:51:31,744
Nothing. I have no plan.
968
00:51:31,745 --> 00:51:37,187
For the first time in my life,
I, uh,
969
00:51:37,188 --> 00:51:40,695
simply show up.
970
00:51:40,696 --> 00:51:43,300
I showed up for Dale Connolly
971
00:51:43,301 --> 00:51:48,143
to help him curb his desire
to copulate with shoes.
972
00:51:48,144 --> 00:51:50,047
Wait,
y-you went back to work?
973
00:51:51,718 --> 00:51:53,554
You're seeing patients?
974
00:51:53,555 --> 00:51:57,194
I saw the Connollys
because they needed me.
975
00:51:57,195 --> 00:51:58,264
Betty needed me.
976
00:51:58,265 --> 00:52:00,701
That is my clinic, too, Bill!
977
00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:03,039
Yes, but you left.
978
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,045
Virginia,
you're immensely gifted,
979
00:52:06,046 --> 00:52:08,651
and I'm sure you will
more than land on your feet
980
00:52:08,652 --> 00:52:09,620
wherever you go.
981
00:52:09,621 --> 00:52:11,022
No. No.
982
00:52:11,023 --> 00:52:13,159
No.
983
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,598
I'll use the clinic
as my home base.
984
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:17,502
I'll work out of my own office,
985
00:52:17,503 --> 00:52:19,206
regardless
of how we split this up.
986
00:52:19,207 --> 00:52:24,483
I-- You're suggesting
we just both sit in our offices,
987
00:52:24,484 --> 00:52:26,118
you with your clients
and me with mine?
988
00:52:26,119 --> 00:52:27,922
Two practices
sharing the same space.
989
00:52:27,923 --> 00:52:28,792
It happens all the time.
990
00:52:28,793 --> 00:52:31,363
I'm just, uh,
991
00:52:31,364 --> 00:52:33,968
surprised your new husband
is so agreeable
992
00:52:33,969 --> 00:52:38,644
to you staying in St. Louis,
given everything.
993
00:52:38,645 --> 00:52:43,321
My husband
is remarkably understanding.
994
00:52:51,538 --> 00:52:56,313
So, the only way
for Masters and Johnson
995
00:52:56,314 --> 00:52:59,519
to continue while the actual
Masters and Johnson do not--
996
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,492
We would
have to hire new people.
997
00:53:02,493 --> 00:53:04,596
New partners.
998
00:53:04,597 --> 00:53:08,002
For both of us.
999
00:53:08,003 --> 00:53:09,639
Our working relationship
1000
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,478
would have to be
strictly professional.
1001
00:53:12,479 --> 00:53:13,914
I couldn't abide it
any other way.
1002
00:53:13,915 --> 00:53:15,217
So glad to hear that.
1003
00:53:15,218 --> 00:53:17,120
You'll forgive me
if I'm a bit wary, though.
1004
00:53:17,121 --> 00:53:19,226
Why is it that I should believe
that you've changed?
1005
00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:26,138
Because...
1006
00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:29,713
for 12 years,
I've tried every way--
1007
00:53:29,714 --> 00:53:33,587
every wrong and misguided way
1008
00:53:33,588 --> 00:53:36,593
to win your heart
only to realize,
1009
00:53:36,594 --> 00:53:41,370
in these last very dark weeks,
1010
00:53:41,371 --> 00:53:45,645
you wanted something else.
1011
00:53:45,646 --> 00:53:50,121
So you picked someone else.
1012
00:53:52,259 --> 00:53:56,299
Which means that part of us
together
1013
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:59,539
is over...
1014
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,544
for good.
1015
00:54:11,597 --> 00:54:15,238
I'm glad that
that is clear between us.
1016
00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:23,119
Well, there's not
a lot we know about St. Joseph.
1017
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,460
He was Jesus' earthly father.
1018
00:54:26,461 --> 00:54:31,068
He, uh, dreamed a lot,
1019
00:54:31,069 --> 00:54:34,676
and, well, in those dreams,
1020
00:54:34,677 --> 00:54:38,550
he was visited by angels.
1021
00:54:38,551 --> 00:54:40,521
And, uh, one day,
1022
00:54:40,522 --> 00:54:43,660
an angel appeared to him
and told him
1023
00:54:43,661 --> 00:54:48,604
that he must take
the Virgin Mary as his wife.
1024
00:54:48,605 --> 00:54:50,073
Does everyone understand what--
1025
00:54:50,074 --> 00:54:54,616
They do not.
1026
00:54:54,617 --> 00:54:57,755
Uh, well,
Joseph discovered that Mary
1027
00:54:57,756 --> 00:54:59,225
was gonna have a baby,
1028
00:54:59,226 --> 00:55:02,765
and this upset Joseph because he
knew that he wasn't the father,
1029
00:55:02,766 --> 00:55:07,642
so she must love someone else.
1030
00:55:07,643 --> 00:55:12,385
Uh, then another angel
appeared to him and said
1031
00:55:12,386 --> 00:55:15,891
that Mary had not loved
another man--
1032
00:55:15,892 --> 00:55:19,332
that the child she carried
was the Son of God
1033
00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:22,873
and that he must keep her
as his wife.
1034
00:55:27,482 --> 00:55:31,055
Uh, um...
1035
00:55:31,056 --> 00:55:33,527
Anyway, uh,
1036
00:55:33,528 --> 00:55:36,031
things like this don't happen
in real life.
1037
00:55:37,803 --> 00:55:42,612
What I mean is most men
wouldn't believe this story,
1038
00:55:42,613 --> 00:55:46,686
but-- but Joseph was,
uh-- was a special man,
1039
00:55:46,687 --> 00:55:49,191
and he decided
that he believed something
1040
00:55:49,192 --> 00:55:52,030
that he--
he couldn't understand.
1041
00:55:52,031 --> 00:55:54,569
He decided he'd have faith.
1042
00:55:54,570 --> 00:55:57,408
And he replied to the angel,
1043
00:55:57,409 --> 00:56:01,817
"May God's will be done in me."
1044
00:56:17,649 --> 00:56:20,721
I've seen people
have huge breakthroughs
1045
00:56:20,722 --> 00:56:22,591
their first week.
1046
00:56:22,592 --> 00:56:24,095
Don't hold your breath.
1047
00:56:48,765 --> 00:56:57,645
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