Original subtitles

The whole country of the system is that I am not in this movie

only my name is in this movie "Bachchan"

Whatever they are saying

they are lying

I can swear on Geeta

That's the first dialogue of play

and where is Geeta?

And where is the Gandhi Ji's picture behind the chair

How long I should wait?

You are busy to make over this court

Tomorrow we have real hearing in court

Where is your brother Abbas?

You also know how I am collecting money for this case

I have sold my own taxi for this case who is running from 3 years

And whom he sold his taxi

Now he is driving taxi for those people

After dad's death our uncle occupied our property

Now in which house we are living he also wanted to occupy that house

If we will win this case

then we will keep our house

and we will be attached with our dad's memories as well

Tomorrow's judgenment must be in our favour

Don't worry!

We will must win

But you are telling this thing since 3 years

I can give you guarantee

Now I have prepared the case

that your opponent won'tjust give you the house but

they will give us compensation for mental harrasement

Really? Yes!

Judge is gonna be impressed with my arguments

that he will say before judgement

All the Arguments of Abbas Ali's lawyer

and his given papers clearly tells

that this property doesn't belongs to Abbas Ali

Now if he wants...

So he can file a case of Mental Harrasement against Abbas Ali.

Where are you running?

Come here!

I am a lawyer

You are the last nail of grave

We will go to Supreme Court

Now you will go up

You have crossed the limits...

You have beaten your own lawyer at government office

Thanks to Sania that he called me

and I have got bail for you

Otherwise! You didn't think about your sister before doing it all

I have thought about Sania

that's why I have just beaten up that bastard

Otherwise I would have kill him with that Judge's hammer

I agreed that it all went wrong with us

But it doesn't mean that you will start kill everyone

What else I should do?

We have left this house

Junaid Bhai is refusing me to give his taxi

he is saying that I am a criminal

In that case I won't lose my temper then what else. Enough!

Sania! Get some tea for him

Now I understand that...

Why Taj Mahal is a wonder

What?

Without getting loan from the bank

Shah Jehan has build up Taj Mahal

Wonder!

A middle class man have so many basic wishes

6 figure salary

5 working days

4 wheeler car

2 bedroom flat

two kids and...

a life partner

But the reality is that...

In this world man's heavy burden

is his empty pockets...

Appreciation of good days comes after bad days...

Thanks to confirm this thing that...

I am running on my bad days

It's good to understand your situation

But it's a bad thing to curse on your situations...

You and Sania come with me to my village

Me and your dad wasn't friends for the namesake

we were like brothers...

Now you will do like I will say

If you'll stay here then you'll cursse your luck to see those faces

And I will try

where I works you will get a nice job there

Rananpur is such a wonderfull place

No politics is there

Nor crowd like city

Peace is all over the village

I have been working for Raghuwanshi family from 30 years

Earlier with his father

and now I am working with his son PrithviRaj...

PrithviRaj is such an amazing man

He have only two habits

First!

His second is speaking better english than British people

More than English

He loves his sister Radhika

Right now Radhika is studying in Dehli

whenever the matter comes for Rananpur's village progress

PrithviRaj stands first of all...

This year in village

He is also starting the power plant project in village

But his cousin Vikrant comes to interfere in power plant project

To provoke the family enimty

He is against Prithviraj and this Power Project

PrithviRaj looks such a honest and decent man

You have decided to put Abbas job on right place

He hates only one thing

What?

Lie!

How do you feeling? I am feeling lot of pain

Have some water

Help!

He brought you here

Tell me which monster turned you in this condition

I did it...

I have beaten him up

You have beaten him up and you brought him here

He had lot of stains on his body

It was necessary to wash him

And to bringing him up here

was necessary for humanity

But what he has done? He has done fraud!

He has done a fraud of 99 rupees in accounts

Only for rupees 99... It's not a matter of 99

It's a matter of lie

Prithiviraj salutes the truth

but he killed the lier

Next time if you will lie then don't worry about the results

I will give you the prize

Find another man of his replacement

This Ravi is late again

he is not my son but my problem

He is the proof of my every disease

There must be some reason for late Only one reason

His third class Aflatton Drama Company

My friend Abbas you have come

I have come to dehli many times

but you are welcome first time in our village

Actually we came here to meet you without changing our costumes

But you guys are late

I am standing here since long because of you

Are you the coin of Sholay that you have to stand since long

You could sit on the bench

Shame on you!

Show some manners of the act of this Lord Raam

You are calling your dad from his name

It depends on the father

Shastri! Pick up the bags

Your drama company is really Aflatoon

I was saying now you have come here

So why don't you make over our drama company's stage

Where else we will find a better Art Director like you

At lease some intelligent came to Joker Party

Tell me the theme of your new play

I will have to decide the things for your play

People makes movies to inspire from the play

but first time

I have made this play to inspire with movies

What's the name of your play?

What else we can expect people like you

You are good for nothing

We can't rehearse our play because of him

One minute!

You are Shastri and he is Ravi

If not here then where do you rehearse for your play

My dad used to say that human should respect his moustache and his principles

Who doesn't have moustache he doesn't have heart

By the way where is your dad?

He died four years ago

Good!

What an acting?

Your play is super hit

Abbas! I want you to pray the God

like my first act has come

Alibaba and 15 thieves

same as that this act should be successful

15 thieves?

Alibaba had 40 thieves

It's a play for village

We have problem for budget

that's why Alibaba and 15 thieves

I have made the list of all things

You take Sania to Pichku's shop

and take credit

Actually we have a budget problem

Get down!

You will fall down

What are you doing up there? Get down!

Get down! You will fall down!

Why temple is closed?

Abbas! This temple is at the boudary of Ranantpur and Kherwara

See the result of two villages fight

Temple door is locked from many years

What are you doing? Are you gone mad?

If you will enter the temple then there will be a chaos

What you have done?

You have broken the temple's lock

Kid would sink down... But!

Let's go from here

Who are you?

You are out of my mind

Where smoke doesn't appear...

Your dish get hot over there...

You don't interefere!

We already had many arguments on this issue

You are shooting in the day

We have already warned you

You could be arrested for your act

But this guy has broken temple's lock

This guy has broken the temple's lock to save this kid

I think that's the God wish

Now it will be against the religion to lock down this temple

So what do you mean?

If temple is open so it will remain open

I will take the permission from Collector

If anybody will go against this decision

then he would be arrested

I don't accept this decision...

S. P! This temple will remain open

From today it's my responsibility

and if whoever will interfere

I will make him remember his mom's milk

I have never seen you before...

He is my friend's son

He came from Dehli!

Name?

Abhishek Bachchan

His name is Abhishek Bachchan

What else I would say

Abbas Ali!

If villagers would know that Abbas Ali has broken the temple's lock

then we all will be disappeared

But Abhishek Bachchan!

If Prithviraj will know this...

Come with me

He is the guy whom you wanted to give job

Yes!

But you didn't tell me some other name...

Who kept your name?

His dad...

But why Abhishek Bachchan?

Why not Sachin Tendulkar

Because when he born he was taller than Tendulkar

I am joking

Why are you shying Abhishek?

Tell him how did you get this name

My dad and mom was the huge fan of Amitabh Bachchan...

So!

So mom and dad met in cinema

they both were gone to watch Deewar

They saw each other in interval

and they felt in love

Then?

Why are you shying? Speak!

Next time...

they went to watch movie together

Chupke Chupke!

Then they took swear of marriage

that day Qasme Waade was released

when they got married then Suhaag was released

and when mom gave good news to my dad

then Parwarish was released

and when I was released I mean when I was born

then Muqaddar Ka Siqandar was released

that's why my dad kept my name Abhishek Bachchan

Thank God your family was not the fan of Amjad Khan

Otherwise your name would be Gabbar Singh

What is your Qualification?

Jamia Islamia University

Pandit Nehru College opposite to that University

I have passed B. A from there

A. B has passed B.A.

He read 2 words and both wrong, B.A.

Makhan! Yes!

Give him the job of Superman

He is saying Supervisor

Salary 30,000

30,000! 35,000!

Not more!

Without any experience you gave me a job

Our thirty years special appearance

You came here for his proposal

Truth is that...

He wants to say that I will never let you down

Because my dad used to say...

I can't count your body parts

Don't look relationship's benefits but their meanings

And remember one thing

If you will do it again

then I will kill you

Now do you understand why I didn't let you go anywhere

They are our kins but they are thirsty for our blood

If he have so many problems here

then why don't we shift from Ranantpur

Ranantpur's every villager is more than my relatives

They have some hopes with me

and I have learned only one thing

Rather break your relationship

but never break anyone's trust

Next time if you want to go somewhere

then inform me first

Seve the food!

We are leaving!

Listen!

Today you have prooved

that you are notjust honest

but you are brave too...

Come!

Have food with me

No! Today I am fasting

From today I have decided that I will fasting

Why fasting on wednesday?

Day doesn't matter for mom

I am fasting specially for my mom

One minute!

You said that only your sister lives with you

Now where did your mom came from?

Only you can have mom I jumped out from the egg

Actually! I had only sister at home

but mom also came yesterday

Where did your mom came from? Kashi!

That's why...

that's why I have decided that mom wouldn't be well

I will fasting everyday

I will also fasting for your mom

What are you saying?

You will do so much for mom... It's not enough

Tomorrow I will come to your house

No! Yes! Why?

Why not?

But why?

I will open my fast with your mom

Mom and Sister will be very happy

I will be also happy

I will be also happy

Actually! Boss has seen the mom

but he haven't seen mom's love, Makhan!

I didn't said listen!

I think your ears are not well...

How he will meet your mom?

If mom will exist then he will meet

Where is your mom?

How would you bring the mom?

I think dad will passed away for mom

We have fake mom in our play

Abbas! Fake mom!

But how we will get fake mom?

We made Vidhya Sagar to play girl's role

He will looks like mom

But I will never looks like his son

I have mom!

You have started again!

Stop narrating dialogues, I am telling the truth

I have mom!

Look over there!

Your upcoming mom!

She! Yes!

I need mom!

If she will start dancing in front of Prithvi then...

She is an artist

And artists are like water

We will write down her dialogues from Vidhya Sagar

It's good to being orphan, Let's go! No!

Think about it!

4 minutes mom

orjob of 35,000

Sister's responsibility or unemployment

Mom's scarf or Prithivi's punch!

Tell me what do you want?

I have come to make you mom

What?

I have come to make you mom

You too?

Ravi was saying that you are expert in this thing

Don't refuse us...

You are famous in this job

We have many expectations from you

You have some mis-understanding

You have to act to being his mom in front of his boss

She thinks that we are lusty men

Listen the problem!

Your story's emotion is right

but it's wrong to make me mom

Your Boss will catch me in 2 minutes

No! He is not so lusty

Not like this catching...

He will catch our lie

And he will know that I am not a mom

Because I don't look like mom's age

Make me your lover

Call me friend, Younger sister is also fine but

Now my second act is starting I am leaving

This old woman will die in 2 days

She have my curse

But that monster will come in 2 hours

What will we do?

Find a mom!

Not less than any challenge

Isn't it?

What are you thinking Abbas?

Prithvi came here to break his fast with us

But how suddenly he is gone

She is a ghost!

Not ghost!

She is Abhishek's sister Sania

She was Ameksha

My Ameksha

It will take time...

Eid's prayer will be over in 5 minutes

Take your time We are not in hurry!

You have done well to meet Amirgarh's Collector

When Power Plant will start in Ranantpur

then that you must see the Vikrant's face

His face power will down

He is shooting in Amirgarh!

Not that one! Our Abhishek from Ranantpur

Look over there!

Eid's sweet dish is really different

Have some!

Prithvi is here!

I have already told you rather break the relationship

but don't break anyone's trust

I saw you in Amirgarh

You were hugging with everyone and celebrating Eid

What's your reality?

Answer me!

You saw me in Amirgarh,

Now you need an answer

You wil give the answer

How would you give the answer in fact you can't answer in your examination

I have an answer

Who you have seen that was me

but I wasn't that person

You were, You were not!

That was my twin brother Abbas

Where are you going?

He is tolerating twin brothers torture from the beginning

Since childhood

You tell him!

You know everything, She is his sister

He stole mango from the tree

and he got beaten up

Dog came and bite him

and he got injections

He is my carbon copy

there is only the difference of moustache

You didn't notice

I have moustache, But he doesn't have

You must have seen him

Except moustache they both are same

Same as that Abbas Ali and Abhishek Bachchan

You suspected on my loyality

You are my kid

One minute!

How Abbas could be the brother of Abbas Ali

He know the reality now what will we tell him

You are right

that what will we say and how we will say

that Abbas is not your twin brother

but he also your illegal brother

And what are you looking at?

You are also involved in this truth

Tell him the story

Which story? Tell him the story of illegal Abbas

His dad got a contract

to break the stones at side...

A girl named Jameela used to pick up the bricks there...

Dad broke the stones

and Jameela picked up the bricks

And then his dad gone mad

And he is gone behind the stones with her

Then what happened?

Then after nine month in one night

Day or Night? Both!

At one place Abhishek born in day

and same night Abbas born at another place

Where is Abbas mom?

She is dead!

That's why Abbas lived with us

Abhishek took his responsibility along with me

What he does?

Nothing! He is a dancer

He is a classical dancer

Then send him to me

He is not good for you

You are type of wrestler man

and he is that...

Then he is really good for me, What?

You won't understand

Send him to me, I will put him on job

Why you are doing so much for me

I will have to remove your burden

We don't have relationship of Boss and Servant

your mom is my mom

Your brother is my brother

Your sister is... Boss!

Why did you get Abbas on job?

You often meet these kind of people in your life

What do you mean? Out of the blue...

He is good for nothing

But he is good for me

I mean...

He will teach dance to Radhika

then my sister will be secured

You have done greatjob

If T-Series people would be there

then they would must make it's remix album

then one day you would be famous in Ranantpur like me

Your dad? Who?

Shastri get me on job

at Prithvi's place

He is not a wrestler but call him Wild Buffalo

Let it be... Why should I let it be?

He carries 100 kg weight but he doesn't have intelligence of 10 grams

He would have understood that I am Abhishek and Abbas Ali

Why you are speaking alot? What happened to you?

You guys acts really well

I have come to tell you that stop your brother to teach me

but now I will go and stop my brother

I will stop him to trust fraud people like you

He is so naive

So everyone wants to take advantage of him

I am going to tell him the truth

You can tell your brother everything

But before thatjust once...

Listen once that why did we lied to him

A middle man's life doesn't accompalish to live with it

His life accompalished to fullfill his family needs

Abbas had few dreams for me

But our family house has been snatched from us

Abbas lost his job

Shastri Uncle brought us Ranantpur

and Abbas has broken the temple's lock to save the kid's life

and to handle the situation I told his name Abhishek Bachchan

And after that...

when Prithvi gave him a nice job

then our mistake didn't felt offense to us

Mistakes shouldn't be committed

but it happens

You are right

If you want to tell Prithvi everything

so tell him

You know my brother

If he will know the truth

then he will kill all of you

That's why we didn't think about to tell him the truth

Do it as you like

Come from tomorrow to teach me dance

Ghost is lie

She is Abhishek's sister Sania

Thank God you have come

Will you rehearse with me for a while

I have no experience of play

Your eyes are enough

You have to speak these four lines

I don't know how to speak dialogues

I know how to say listen, Excellent!

Now you have to look at me and speak

I have to tell you something

Are you expressing the love or starting the war

Say it from the heart

What is this nonsense?

It means I am your son

you grown up first,

Who are you?

And who you want to meet?

You didn't recognize Prithvi Raj

May I know you?

You better know that...

But I have known you very well

You are widow there,

and here you are dancing

You must have met my twin sister Madhumati

That wasn't me

I also have two twin nephews, Abhishek and Abbas

We sisters had twin moms

Is this a family?

Or the factory of making twin kids

He looks like rascal from his face

But you too... What?

Are also amazing

You can't find out the difference between Madhumati and Zohra

Please forgive me, I had mis-understanding to see the poster

Give my greetings to my sister

Tell her that Zohra missed her alot

One minute!

How Zohra could be the sister of Madhumati

I don't feel good to hear the same story of stone and brick from woman

Abbas must be like her. Dancer!

Don't you think?

That Zohra's message must be forward to Madhumati right now,

to his house

They must be sleeping

Sania must be awake

Prithvi's hand was reached here

You were just lucky

In fact I was also lucky

My leg hair were exposed I thought we all will be exposed

Who is there?

He is back

Get your moustache

I have told you

You can lose your respect to visit someone's house over and over again

We have come to meet your mom

We have to talk to her

She is taking bath in bathroom

Let's go! Boss!

Mom's message!

And how much time she will take to bath

Sania is also here

to give us coffee

Sania! Can we come in?

Liers must get punishment in climax

Where is our Abhishek?

He is gone to temple

One day you all wil be caught doing this drama

Boss has trusted you alot

and you all are doing fake acting

I know everything about their play

Aflatoon Drama Company is doing it's play with hardworking

Sania too...

I have invested my money on right place Nobody is cheating on me

It's too late. We are leaving

Now the entire tank would be empty

We can have another cup of coffee

Sania! Would you give us a cup of coffee?

Why are you crying?

Coffee is over in house

What we will offer you?

If coffee is over then give us tea

He is asking tea

Give him tea and give me poison

What will we do now?

Sania! Who is there?

Not tea!

But we have mom

One minute!

Right now Shastri took bath from which bathroom

how could mom came out from the same bathroom

When twin brothers could be at home

so we couldn't have twin bathrooms

my sister Zohra called me on phone

You looks rascal from your face

What? And you too, What?

Are amazing man

You heard him

I am very sorry! Not at all

I am leaving

How come you are here?

And your sister Zohra?

I will tell you everything

No problem! It will be done

We will have to start the power plant boundary 150 yards away from here

If I would get this land's papers and print so it would be better

Give him everything he want

And that greenary in that area...

It's not greenary

It's a great view

Two bodies are burning in love

Look! Your Ranantpur is getting progress

I had warned you

don't step out from Ranantpur

But you were escaping from Rananpur

and for who?

For that coward who left you alone

Why are you quite?

Am I wrong?

You are right

True man is that

who doesn't escape from the problems but to face them

Am I right? Yes!

Who shouldn't care for his life but he put his life in danger for relatives

Am I right? Yes!

You should have find a life partner

who should protect you everytime like I did

Am I right? Yes!

Abhishek! Yes!

You are absolutely right!

Do you like Radhika?

Do I like Radhika? Amazing!

You like Radhika. Do you like Abhishek?

Yes!

You have opened my eyes

True man is that

who doesn't escape from the problems

but to face them

who shouldn't care for his life but he put his life in danger for relatives

I am ready to marry you, I can't marry with her

Why?

I have a private problem

Nowadays there are so many medicines in market

and clinics are opened everywhere, Prithvi!

I can't get married because

until my sister can't get married how could I get married

You also have a virgin sister

Until she don't get married how could you get married

Actually today I have come for the proposal

But... Abhishek!

When elders are talking so you shouldn't interfere

What do you think about marriage?

I never think about it

I can understand!

You didn't get time to grown up your kids and prayers...

to think about my and Sania's marriage

If I have your permission... Permission?

Why permission from this Madhumati

Even I jump down to marry with an honest man like you

for the marriage arrangements

Shut up! You didn't hear that

You get marry with Sania as soon as possible

Fix the marriage date as soon as possible

Now not one...

Two brothers will be busy for thier sister's wedding

What did you need to accept this proposal?

Does anyone can refuse that kind of proposal

When Prithvi will know

that he is not marrying with Sania Bachchan but with Sania Ali

He will kill all of us...

First time you spoke the truth

Prithvi will kill all of us

Everyone is dead!

Do one thing!

Get moustache to Sania

and tell that Prithvi who you have seen that's not Sania

but her sister Dhania

and you change your looks and tell I am not Ravi but Govinda

I will also tell that I am not Shastri

but I am a British Jailor

How much you will eat?

Save something for the coutry

If you will go to your village then they will say someone else is coming

I can't marry with you

I have a personal reason to shouldn't marry with you

I also had a personal reason to marry you

She...

I was also shocked when I saw you first time

She is Abhiksha

I loved her alot

Four years ago God snatched her from me in an accident

Now she is not here

but I have her picture

Radhika doesn't know about her

After Abhiksha's death

I didn't have wish in my life

I was busy for Ranantpur's progress

Then I saw you...

so I felt...

that my Abhiskha is back

I was forgotten

that you are not Abhiksha!

But you are Sania Bachchan

Forgive me!

I brought the proposal without your wish

But I am happy

because my sister is getting married in your house

Come tomorrow morning

Why are you standing here?

We made a big mistake

We are cheating that person

who helped us on every step

He is such an honest and naive person

When he will know that...

Abbas and Abhishek are not two but he is the same person then

You have said

if I will keep doing it

then nor Allah will mind it nor Bhagwan

but what we are doing with that person

After that every God of every religion will mind

Are you mad?

Yes! With happiness

Just once speak the famous question of Gabbar Singh

How many were they?

Not two but one

What do you mean? I mean they are not two

but he is one...

Save my boss

It's all happening because of you

Now you save my boss

Me? Yes!

Have you seen it's deepness

As much I will step as long I have chances to die

Whatever is happening with Prithvi it's just

happening because of your lie

From our lie to my lie

I don't know anything

If you won't save him so I will never see your face again

I am the sister of Prithvi Raj So?

If you won't save him so I will never see your face again

I will also support my elders

I won't also see your face again

I will never see your face again

and me too

What do you think?

That you will say and I will go

What do you think about me

I am that man who don't feel pain

Save me!

How did you came here?

I have put my life on risk and come to save you

I forgive you, What?

You said it to me

that I forgive you

You have ruined that cricketer's name

Sania you are my sister and Radhika I am your love

but still you both are on his side

Today you listen to me

If you would break the mosque's lock

then you would tell your name Prithvi Raj

You know what would you say

My name is Pervez Musharraf, that's what you would said

I want to fast for your mom, So go on

Why did you need to come home?

Even kids took 9 month to born

I born 3 moms in single day

You kept me on job

but no!

You also kept my brother on job

I loved your sister

but you also loved my sister

May I tell you one thing from the bottom of my heart

I never did fraud with my work

I thought if I will keep working with honesty

then nor Allah will mind

nor Bhagwan

but if you still thinks that I am wrong

I...

I will jump down from here

Don't try to stop me

Don't hold my hand

Don't leave my hand

I forgive you

I will tell you my feelings today

I will never lie but you also promise

that you will never speak english again

now pull me up!