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there's the whelp okay

there's the whelp okay

there's the whelp okay [Music]

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but the thingo might fly back to the

but the thingo might fly back to the nest it might lead us to the others

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all right

all right

all right you with us you wake let's go you just

you with us you wake let's go you just

you with us you wake let's go you just put that right out of your head you get

put that right out of your head you get

put that right out of your head you get right up here from your like your TV set

right up here from your like your TV set

right up here from your like your TV set and you join us right now and jog one

and you join us right now and jog one

and you join us right now and jog one two three four get ready for their twist

two three four get ready for their twist

two three four get ready for their twist and pop big take a deep breath and hold

and pop big take a deep breath and hold

and pop big take a deep breath and hold it and let it go now doesn't that make

it and let it go now doesn't that make

it and let it go now doesn't that make you feel alive

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I figured you'd be interested in this

I figured you'd be interested in this

I figured you'd be interested in this sticks from the heart mouth filled with

sticks from the heart mouth filled with

sticks from the heart mouth filled with dirt Harry which Vlad jury's about to

dirt Harry which Vlad jury's about to

dirt Harry which Vlad jury's about to come back here now would you like to get

come back here now would you like to get

come back here now would you like to get over there or would you like them to

over there or would you like them to

over there or would you like them to drop by tell you what they've decided

drop by tell you what they've decided

drop by tell you what they've decided what's that Texas last night 15 year old

what's that Texas last night 15 year old

what's that Texas last night 15 year old boy stabbed his parents to death and

boy stabbed his parents to death and

boy stabbed his parents to death and burns the house down it doesn't say the

burns the house down it doesn't say the

burns the house down it doesn't say the kid kid or what makes you think the kid

kid kid or what makes you think the kid

kid kid or what makes you think the kid did it because he took off they went

did it because he took off they went

did it because he took off they went through the house wouldn't find any part

through the house wouldn't find any part

through the house wouldn't find any part of him they'll cash in the Social

of him they'll cash in the Social

of him they'll cash in the Social Security obviously give her orphans

Security obviously give her orphans

Security obviously give her orphans benefits about you

benefits about you

benefits about you we just didn't use the weird cases haha

we just didn't use the weird cases haha

we just didn't use the weird cases haha be there at least a feature story in it

be there at least a feature story in it

be there at least a feature story in it maybe some free codes have been showing

maybe some free codes have been showing

maybe some free codes have been showing up on local talk shows I'll drop in on a

up on local talk shows I'll drop in on a

up on local talk shows I'll drop in on a couple Harry switch I want you to stop

couple Harry switch I want you to stop

couple Harry switch I want you to stop leaning on Eli chill Aaron and I told

leaning on Eli chill Aaron and I told

leaning on Eli chill Aaron and I told you it's my byline we spell something

you it's my byline we spell something

you it's my byline we spell something out for you you work for me you report

out for you you work for me you report

out for you you work for me you report the truth the way I see it that's nice

the truth the way I see it that's nice

the truth the way I see it that's nice mark nine more Commandments you can

mark nine more Commandments you can

mark nine more Commandments you can start your own religion

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miss Lauren hold the elevator please

miss Lauren hold the elevator please

miss Lauren hold the elevator please thank you Miss Lauren thank you thank

thank you Miss Lauren thank you thank

thank you Miss Lauren thank you thank you thank you Miss Lauren thank you Miss

you thank you Miss Lauren thank you Miss

you thank you Miss Lauren thank you Miss Lauren thank you for news No

Lauren thank you for news No

Lauren thank you for news No [Music]

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[Music] dammit butch get them off

sorry mr. Martin got a little crowded in

sorry mr. Martin got a little crowded in

sorry mr. Martin got a little crowded in there huh well take the next car

my uncle doesn't care for what you've

my uncle doesn't care for what you've

my uncle doesn't care for what you've been writing about us I know I heard

been writing about us I know I heard

been writing about us I know I heard good we're sort of family distant

good we're sort of family distant

good we're sort of family distant cousins I have the pleasure of watching

cousins I have the pleasure of watching

cousins I have the pleasure of watching him grow up into the evil little Shrike

him grow up into the evil little Shrike

him grow up into the evil little Shrike that he is why do they call themselves

that he is why do they call themselves

that he is why do they call themselves that shrikes Oh truth in advertising

that shrikes Oh truth in advertising

that shrikes Oh truth in advertising these strikes are unpleasant little

these strikes are unpleasant little

these strikes are unpleasant little birds didn't kill their prey on thorn

birds didn't kill their prey on thorn

birds didn't kill their prey on thorn bushes well thanks for stepping in mr.

bushes well thanks for stepping in mr.

bushes well thanks for stepping in mr. Martin but I believe I could have

Martin but I believe I could have

Martin but I believe I could have handled well nobody who's watched the

handled well nobody who's watched the

handled well nobody who's watched the way you move in court would doubt that

do I take that for a professional

do I take that for a professional

do I take that for a professional compliment or cheap sexual innuendo

compliment or cheap sexual innuendo

compliment or cheap sexual innuendo lubos Thanks I could use a little of

lubos Thanks I could use a little of

lubos Thanks I could use a little of both ladies and gentlemen of the jury in

both ladies and gentlemen of the jury in

both ladies and gentlemen of the jury in the matter of the County of Los Angeles

the matter of the County of Los Angeles

the matter of the County of Los Angeles versus butcher bird Vlad have you

versus butcher bird Vlad have you

versus butcher bird Vlad have you reached a verdict in this case no your

reached a verdict in this case no your

reached a verdict in this case no your honor we the jury find

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Your Honor we the jury find ourselves

Your Honor we the jury find ourselves

Your Honor we the jury find ourselves focus ly deadlocked

focus ly deadlocked

focus ly deadlocked 93 and I have no choice but to declare a

93 and I have no choice but to declare a

93 and I have no choice but to declare a mistrial this jury is dismissed

mistrial this jury is dismissed

mistrial this jury is dismissed [Applause]

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so much for professional compliments how

so much for professional compliments how

so much for professional compliments how are you picked for sensual innuendo

are you picked for sensual innuendo

are you picked for sensual innuendo wasn't your fault no who's going wasn't

wasn't your fault no who's going wasn't

wasn't your fault no who's going wasn't when I didn't get their attention I

when I didn't get their attention I

when I didn't get their attention I didn't reach them you reach them so did

didn't reach them you reach them so did

didn't reach them you reach them so did somebody else look I've covered a lot of

somebody else look I've covered a lot of

somebody else look I've covered a lot of these and you can never predict

these and you can never predict

these and you can never predict literature he's gonna do mr. Martin if

literature he's gonna do mr. Martin if

literature he's gonna do mr. Martin if there's something I should know about

absolutely I don't want anyone call me

absolutely I don't want anyone call me

absolutely I don't want anyone call me mister but my mother

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well Harry laughing I'd like to be as

well Harry laughing I'd like to be as

well Harry laughing I'd like to be as your mother how about you let me let you

your mother how about you let me let you

your mother how about you let me let you take me out to lunch I would really love

take me out to lunch I would really love

take me out to lunch I would really love to but but but hey you're married B

to but but but hey you're married B

to but but but hey you're married B you're living with someone C you're gay

you're living with someone C you're gay

you're living with someone C you're gay do you otherwise encumbered that the I

do you otherwise encumbered that the I

do you otherwise encumbered that the I am otherwise encumbered

am otherwise encumbered

am otherwise encumbered look I I gotta go I gotta catch up with

look I I gotta go I gotta catch up with

look I I gotta go I gotta catch up with a guy I'll see you in court

look I've gotta go to this party on

look I've gotta go to this party on

look I've gotta go to this party on Sunday night I'm just kind of family

Sunday night I'm just kind of family

Sunday night I'm just kind of family thing to go with me what happened to de

thing to go with me what happened to de

thing to go with me what happened to de otherwise encumbering

otherwise encumbering

otherwise encumbering confusion I'll call you at your office

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[Music] very hairy what else can I do it's

very hairy what else can I do it's

very hairy what else can I do it's family how could I face Andra DK if I

family how could I face Andra DK if I

family how could I face Andra DK if I let him go to prison

let him go to prison

let him go to prison he broke an old lady's arm he stole her

he broke an old lady's arm he stole her

he broke an old lady's arm he stole her purse he urinated on a police officer he

purse he urinated on a police officer he

purse he urinated on a police officer he belongs in jail and you can't go around

belongs in jail and you can't go around

belongs in jail and you can't go around buying juries to keep him out

buying juries to keep him out

buying juries to keep him out I can't hey what's the matter with you I

I can't hey what's the matter with you I

I can't hey what's the matter with you I just did and you can't prove it either

just did and you can't prove it either

just did and you can't prove it either and you wouldn't if you could what you

and you wouldn't if you could what you

and you wouldn't if you could what you because we're family to get those people

because we're family to get those people

because we're family to get those people out of there

out of there

out of there I want those leases on my desk before

I want those leases on my desk before

I want those leases on my desk before the end of the day and I want the whole

the end of the day and I want the whole

the end of the day and I want the whole site level before the end of the week

site level before the end of the week

site level before the end of the week that is what it is like now shacks avos

that is what it is like now shacks avos

that is what it is like now shacks avos this is what it's going to be 600 room

this is what it's going to be 600 room

this is what it's going to be 600 room International Hotel shopping mom a whole

International Hotel shopping mom a whole

International Hotel shopping mom a whole new city center Long Beach Jonesy

new city center Long Beach Jonesy

new city center Long Beach Jonesy there are people living in those hovels

there are people living in those hovels

there are people living in those hovels Eli what about them find new homes I

Eli what about them find new homes I

Eli what about them find new homes I always don't understand Harry

always don't understand Harry

always don't understand Harry I am rebuilding this entire peninsula

I am rebuilding this entire peninsula

I am rebuilding this entire peninsula from scratch I'm flying in timber from

from scratch I'm flying in timber from

from scratch I'm flying in timber from Oregon

Oregon

Oregon black sand from Fiji judges Eli did you

black sand from Fiji judges Eli did you

black sand from Fiji judges Eli did you buy the judge - I'm a free-market

buy the judge - I'm a free-market

buy the judge - I'm a free-market economist everybody knows that but even

economist everybody knows that but even

economist everybody knows that but even I can only buy what's for sale and you

I can only buy what's for sale and you

I can only buy what's for sale and you think that's everything

think that's everything

think that's everything oh I know it is I went to see your

oh I know it is I went to see your

oh I know it is I went to see your bosses Harry I complained about you I

bosses Harry I complained about you I

bosses Harry I complained about you I know I heard not what they did these

know I heard not what they did these

know I heard not what they did these people you're right so diligently for

people you're right so diligently for

people you're right so diligently for huh

huh

huh Oh pay you're less money than I pay my

Oh pay you're less money than I pay my

Oh pay you're less money than I pay my wine steward they offered to sell me in

wine steward they offered to sell me in

wine steward they offered to sell me in the newspaper they offered to sell me

the newspaper they offered to sell me

the newspaper they offered to sell me your Harry what would you do if you

your Harry what would you do if you

your Harry what would you do if you suddenly find yourself working for me

suddenly find yourself working for me

suddenly find yourself working for me the honorable thing quit get a job

the honorable thing quit get a job

the honorable thing quit get a job playing a piano in a whorehouse

playing a piano in a whorehouse

playing a piano in a whorehouse hmm that's what I figured

hmm that's what I figured

hmm that's what I figured otherwise I'd have bought this curly rag

otherwise I'd have bought this curly rag

otherwise I'd have bought this curly rag you make things for sale Eli you invent

you make things for sale Eli you invent

you make things for sale Eli you invent corruption and don't you have a salad

corruption and don't you have a salad

corruption and don't you have a salad short hearing is the last untapped

short hearing is the last untapped

short hearing is the last untapped resource of pure energy on the planet it

resource of pure energy on the planet it

resource of pure energy on the planet it feeds the market it drives the economy

feeds the market it drives the economy

feeds the market it drives the economy corruption empowers Harry and absolute

corruption empowers Harry and absolute

corruption empowers Harry and absolute corruption empowers absolutely save your

corruption empowers absolutely save your

corruption empowers absolutely save your country screw somebody over live better

country screw somebody over live better

country screw somebody over live better than everyone around your Harry just

know you like it's guys like you they're

know you like it's guys like you they're

know you like it's guys like you they're sucking the life out of this country but

sucking the life out of this country but

sucking the life out of this country but you and I have something more important

you and I have something more important

you and I have something more important to talk about Eli because it looks like

to talk about Eli because it looks like

to talk about Eli because it looks like it's starting up again what what

it's starting up again what what

it's starting up again what what stalking

Hickory sticks damp earth I'm starting

Hickory sticks damp earth I'm starting

Hickory sticks damp earth I'm starting again

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what's the matter country mouse

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unexpected

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[Music] luggage along features

luggage along features

luggage along features what are you talking about waiting you

what are you talking about waiting you

what are you talking about waiting you expecting me there you just show up

expecting me there you just show up

expecting me there you just show up you're the strays the Flyway

you've been shot bamboo they put one in

you've been shot bamboo they put one in

you've been shot bamboo they put one in yeah it's okay

yeah it's okay

yeah it's okay I know fast I know we do we do look the

I know fast I know we do we do look the

I know fast I know we do we do look the guy that owns this place mr. scelera I'm

guy that owns this place mr. scelera I'm

guy that owns this place mr. scelera I'm supposed to look him up it's important

supposed to look him up it's important

supposed to look him up it's important you don't happen to know where I could

you don't happen to know where I could

you don't happen to know where I could find him would you

find him would you

find him would you well I guess this is your lucky day

well I guess this is your lucky day

well I guess this is your lucky day country mouse because it just so happens

country mouse because it just so happens

country mouse because it just so happens that we do

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hey where we going crazy good all right

hey where we going crazy good all right

hey where we going crazy good all right at least you won't be sleeping in a bar

at least you won't be sleeping in a bar

at least you won't be sleeping in a bar tonight

maybe your uncle too

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slimovitz Harry this is wonderful I mean

slimovitz Harry this is wonderful I mean

slimovitz Harry this is wonderful I mean I didn't realize you were part of all of

I didn't realize you were part of all of

I didn't realize you were part of all of this you mean funny I don't look

this you mean funny I don't look

this you mean funny I don't look Carpathian yeah that's what I mean but

Carpathian yeah that's what I mean but

Carpathian yeah that's what I mean but Harry Martin what kind of a name is that

Harry Martin what kind of a name is that

Harry Martin what kind of a name is that carla von Martin Eskew shortened for

carla von Martin Eskew shortened for

carla von Martin Eskew shortened for violins and book jackets hmm I have to

violins and book jackets hmm I have to

violins and book jackets hmm I have to confess geography

confess geography

confess geography it was never my strong area I'm not even

it was never my strong area I'm not even

it was never my strong area I'm not even sure where Carpathia is and isn't it

sure where Carpathia is and isn't it

sure where Carpathia is and isn't it somewhere in herre Transylvania

somewhere in herre Transylvania

somewhere in herre Transylvania neighborhood I like the neighborhood oh

neighborhood I like the neighborhood oh

neighborhood I like the neighborhood oh [Laughter]

excuse me

excuse me

excuse me evening judge Harry that was judge

evening judge Harry that was judge

evening judge Harry that was judge Morgan what's he doing here

Morgan what's he doing here

Morgan what's he doing here but you'll actual are as a friend to

but you'll actual are as a friend to

but you'll actual are as a friend to politicians of every stripe and

politicians of every stripe and

politicians of every stripe and predilection I guess I've already seen

predilection I guess I've already seen

predilection I guess I've already seen three judges a congressman two city

three judges a congressman two city

three judges a congressman two city councilmen and a DA and a pear tree not

councilmen and a DA and a pear tree not

councilmen and a DA and a pear tree not me

me

me I'm not at least I'm here with you how

I'm not at least I'm here with you how

I'm not at least I'm here with you how would you like to get out of here with

would you like to get out of here with

would you like to get out of here with me go someplace quiet get a cup of

me go someplace quiet get a cup of

me go someplace quiet get a cup of coffee

coffee

coffee well we'd never kind of rude I mean I

well we'd never kind of rude I mean I

well we'd never kind of rude I mean I haven't even at our house

haven't even at our house

haven't even at our house well I can fix that

well I can fix that

well I can fix that [Music]

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there he is

there he is Nancy likes to learn

Nancy likes to learn

Nancy likes to learn [Music]

if that's why she's beautiful

that's his sister by his half-sister

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what's going on is that kid wait here

what's going on is that kid wait here

what's going on is that kid wait here for me I'll be back

happy birthday uncle Eli and I tried to

happy birthday uncle Eli and I tried to

happy birthday uncle Eli and I tried to get to him

get to him

get to him and I tried to get through the fire but

and I tried to get through the fire but

and I tried to get through the fire but it was just too hot I'm fine that just

it was just too hot I'm fine that just

it was just too hot I'm fine that just wasn't anything else I could do it

it's okay Cody you're with friends now

it's okay Cody you're with friends now

it's okay Cody you're with friends now yeah how do I know that I'm gonna go are

yeah how do I know that I'm gonna go are

yeah how do I know that I'm gonna go are you people anyway huh Oh what am I doing

you people anyway huh Oh what am I doing

you people anyway huh Oh what am I doing here why don't you tell us my folks my

here why don't you tell us my folks my

here why don't you tell us my folks my mom and my dad they had this feeling

mom and my dad they had this feeling

mom and my dad they had this feeling that something was gonna happen and they

that something was gonna happen and they

that something was gonna happen and they said that if it did don't go to the

said that if it did don't go to the

said that if it did don't go to the sheriff they said just to come here to

sheriff they said just to come here to

sheriff they said just to come here to him to mr. Schill Aaron what did your

him to mr. Schill Aaron what did your

him to mr. Schill Aaron what did your folks tell you son about your background

folks tell you son about your background

folks tell you son about your background about your people what I didn't think it

about your people what I didn't think it

about your people what I didn't think it was much to tell that they came from

was much to tell that they came from

was much to tell that they came from Europe someplace and well they didn't

Europe someplace and well they didn't

Europe someplace and well they didn't even know much about ranching her cattle

even know much about ranching her cattle

even know much about ranching her cattle your parents were old friends of ours

your parents were old friends of ours

your parents were old friends of ours Cody from before they decided to move

Cody from before they decided to move

Cody from before they decided to move out you did right to come back here but

out you did right to come back here but

out you did right to come back here but what about the guys who killed them huh

what about the guys who killed them huh

what about the guys who killed them huh I want to go back to mr. shell Aaron I

I want to go back to mr. shell Aaron I

I want to go back to mr. shell Aaron I want to get those guys you won't have to

want to get those guys you won't have to

want to get those guys you won't have to go after them

go after them

go after them they're going to show up here

they're going to show up here

they're going to show up here [Music]

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don't worry he'll be back in a little

don't worry he'll be back in a little while

while

while thank you a little emergency meeting of

thank you a little emergency meeting of

thank you a little emergency meeting of the cupcakes in Health and Welfare

the cupcakes in Health and Welfare

the cupcakes in Health and Welfare Society

Society

Society hurry them aboard

hurry them aboard

hurry them aboard [Music]

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a benign one just a couple of weeks

a benign one just a couple of weeks

a benign one just a couple of weeks we're just friends

we're just friends

we're just friends lucky for you Harry

lucky for you Harry

lucky for you Harry yeah

yeah

yeah [Music]

Harry can be a very light

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she wants but she ate them dancing maybe

she wants but she ate them dancing maybe

she wants but she ate them dancing maybe it'll change your look they look like

it'll change your look they look like

it'll change your look they look like that in court I guess I put a dent in

that in court I guess I put a dent in

that in court I guess I put a dent in your career at home all you did which

your career at home all you did which

your career at home all you did which was put a bigger price on your head now

was put a bigger price on your head now

was put a bigger price on your head now every cop in Long Beach has you or fix

every cop in Long Beach has you or fix

every cop in Long Beach has you or fix your pasties

your pasties

your pasties my goodness miss Lauren I realized he

my goodness miss Lauren I realized he

my goodness miss Lauren I realized he was so much thirsty

you ever make love on a moving

you ever make love on a moving

you ever make love on a moving motorcycle it can't be done dude maybe

motorcycle it can't be done dude maybe

motorcycle it can't be done dude maybe right like Harry

you know I think that the last big haul

you know I think that the last big haul

you know I think that the last big haul of any needs right now is you

of any needs right now is you

of any needs right now is you [Music]

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they should've told him it was their

they should've told him it was their

they should've told him it was their obligation to tell him now somebody has

obligation to tell him now somebody has

obligation to tell him now somebody has to do it it will be a shock for him I

to do it it will be a shock for him I

to do it it will be a shock for him I love them you do it you tell him when

love them you do it you tell him when

love them you do it you tell him when he's ready he says he doesn't think they

he's ready he says he doesn't think they

he's ready he says he doesn't think they followed him how could he know that boy

followed him how could he know that boy

followed him how could he know that boy didn't escape the hunters let him get

didn't escape the hunters let him get

didn't escape the hunters let him get away they'll show up here soon

away they'll show up here soon

away they'll show up here soon count on it and we'll be ready for them

count on it and we'll be ready for them

count on it and we'll be ready for them no we won't

what do you think we're to do about it

what do you think we're to do about it

what do you think we're to do about it Harry call a cop yeah call a cop we live

Harry call a cop yeah call a cop we live

Harry call a cop yeah call a cop we live in this country we have lived in this

in this country we have lived in this

in this country we have lived in this country for three four generations we're

country for three four generations we're

country for three four generations we're Americans

Americans

Americans Carpathian Americans we work here we

Carpathian Americans we work here we

Carpathian Americans we work here we bought here we pay taxes we're entitled

bought here we pay taxes we're entitled

bought here we pay taxes we're entitled to the protection of the law I think

to the protection of the law I think

to the protection of the law I think it's time we came out of a damn coffin

it's time we came out of a damn coffin

it's time we came out of a damn coffin all right Harry

all right Harry

all right Harry claim your civil rights you come on out

claim your civil rights you come on out

claim your civil rights you come on out there and explain to good affordable

there and explain to good affordable

there and explain to good affordable American judge Morgan how your parents

American judge Morgan how your parents

American judge Morgan how your parents grandparents lived in a cave how they

grandparents lived in a cave how they

grandparents lived in a cave how they dropped from trees onto the backs of

dropped from trees onto the backs of

dropped from trees onto the backs of travelers and gorged on their blood

travelers and gorged on their blood

travelers and gorged on their blood explain to your little wasp pop see from

explain to your little wasp pop see from

explain to your little wasp pop see from the DA's office how after the slaughter

the DA's office how after the slaughter

the DA's office how after the slaughter they just lay there on the road I could

they just lay there on the road I could

they just lay there on the road I could fix to bloat it to move sweet fine Eli

fix to bloat it to move sweet fine Eli

fix to bloat it to move sweet fine Eli meanwhile her ancestors were clubbing

meanwhile her ancestors were clubbing

meanwhile her ancestors were clubbing their brains out in the peat bogs of

their brains out in the peat bogs of

their brains out in the peat bogs of Ireland we're all trying to get

Ireland we're all trying to get

Ireland we're all trying to get civilized it's just some of us have a

civilized it's just some of us have a

civilized it's just some of us have a little trouble getting the hang of it I

little trouble getting the hang of it I

little trouble getting the hang of it I for instance don't get the hang of it we

for instance don't get the hang of it we

for instance don't get the hang of it we cannot go on doing everything in the old

cannot go on doing everything in the old

cannot go on doing everything in the old ways I mean I sure can't like them join

ways I mean I sure can't like them join

ways I mean I sure can't like them join them right Harry

them right Harry

them right Harry that's all you really ever wanted isn't

that's all you really ever wanted isn't

that's all you really ever wanted isn't it to be one of them

it to be one of them

it to be one of them I am as good carpathian as any man in

I am as good carpathian as any man in

I am as good carpathian as any man in this room yo are a damned

this room yo are a damned

this room yo are a damned assimilationist and I may not be

assimilationist and I may not be

assimilationist and I may not be civilized I'm also not the one who's

civilized I'm also not the one who's

civilized I'm also not the one who's slipping it to the Pillsbury Dough go

first you sleep with them next year

first you sleep with them next year

first you sleep with them next year breeding with them then you've got to

breeding with them then you've got to

breeding with them then you've got to strangle some half-breed little bastard

strangle some half-breed little bastard

strangle some half-breed little bastard in its cradle because it will grow up

in its cradle because it will grow up

in its cradle because it will grow up and drive a stake through your heart

and drive a stake through your heart

and drive a stake through your heart that's racist crap Eli and you know it

that's racist crap Eli and you know it

that's racist crap Eli and you know it isn't it

isn't it

isn't it thing to do about it Harry

like me

my fault you lost the taste for such

my fault you lost the taste for such

my fault you lost the taste for such danger that's enough is that what you

danger that's enough is that what you

danger that's enough is that what you two are going to be doing when these

two are going to be doing when these

two are going to be doing when these hunters show up fighting and snapping at

hunters show up fighting and snapping at

hunters show up fighting and snapping at each other they're lighting up their

each other they're lighting up their

each other they're lighting up their fiery torches and unleashing their house

fiery torches and unleashing their house

fiery torches and unleashing their house when the pogrom begins they're all in

when the pogrom begins they're all in

when the pogrom begins they're all in this together to watch stay alert see

this together to watch stay alert see

this together to watch stay alert see where they show themselves they will

where they show themselves they will

where they show themselves they will slay us everyone sorry I'm sorry that's

slay us everyone sorry I'm sorry that's

slay us everyone sorry I'm sorry that's today I leave I get a hook into me you

today I leave I get a hook into me you

today I leave I get a hook into me you have the right to expect better yes

have the right to expect better yes

have the right to expect better yes these hunters they have to be found to

these hunters they have to be found to

these hunters they have to be found to be stopped before they hurt anybody I'm

be stopped before they hurt anybody I'm

be stopped before they hurt anybody I'm working on it good I know I can depend

working on it good I know I can depend

working on it good I know I can depend on you about the woman Harry is it true

whether it is whether it is if it's

whether it is whether it is if it's

whether it is whether it is if it's nobody's business but mine and hers

nobody's business but mine and hers

nobody's business but mine and hers [Music]

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[Music] is decaffeinated okay it's all I've got

is decaffeinated okay it's all I've got

is decaffeinated okay it's all I've got perfect you think you made it seem like

perfect you think you made it seem like

perfect you think you made it seem like the return of the prodigal we have a

the return of the prodigal we have a

the return of the prodigal we have a taste for the melodramatic comes from

taste for the melodramatic comes from

taste for the melodramatic comes from too much inbreeding I had fun you family

too much inbreeding I had fun you family

too much inbreeding I had fun you family sweet well most of them what sort of a

sweet well most of them what sort of a

sweet well most of them what sort of a medallion was that boy wearing a cameo

medallion was that boy wearing a cameo

medallion was that boy wearing a cameo of Lilith cut in blood amber it's a good

of Lilith cut in blood amber it's a good

of Lilith cut in blood amber it's a good luck charm oh I know Lilith um sort of a

luck charm oh I know Lilith um sort of a

luck charm oh I know Lilith um sort of a a goddess or a demon from rabbinical

a goddess or a demon from rabbinical

a goddess or a demon from rabbinical mythology

mythology

mythology she was Adams first wife you're kidding

she was Adams first wife you're kidding

she was Adams first wife you're kidding me right

me right

me right it's in the Apocrypha look it up before

it's in the Apocrypha look it up before

it's in the Apocrypha look it up before Eve Adam was married to Lilith how she

Eve Adam was married to Lilith how she

Eve Adam was married to Lilith how she got pushy when they made love she wanted

got pushy when they made love she wanted

got pushy when they made love she wanted to be yeah and well Adam said no and she

to be yeah and well Adam said no and she

to be yeah and well Adam said no and she said okay then I have a headache

said okay then I have a headache

said okay then I have a headache and so I'd went whining to God and God

and so I'd went whining to God and God

and so I'd went whining to God and God at this point didn't have a whole lot of

at this point didn't have a whole lot of

at this point didn't have a whole lot of experience with complaint said okay he

experience with complaint said okay he

experience with complaint said okay he would have one more shot of making a

would have one more shot of making a

would have one more shot of making a better tempered one the rest you know he

better tempered one the rest you know he

better tempered one the rest you know he put Eve together out of spare parts

well I would never do that um do what

well I would never do that um do what

well I would never do that um do what insist

insist

insist a lady waits to be asked and you're a

a lady waits to be asked and you're a

a lady waits to be asked and you're a lady

lady

lady [Music]

oh there's something about me a sense of

oh there's something about me a sense of

oh there's something about me a sense of mystery into danger right you know there

mystery into danger right you know there

mystery into danger right you know there is

so what happened to Ellen oh she took

so what happened to Ellen oh she took

so what happened to Ellen oh she took off hooked up with a guy named Asmodeus

off hooked up with a guy named Asmodeus

off hooked up with a guy named Asmodeus it started up from room I remember this

it started up from room I remember this

it started up from room I remember this is where all of the hobgoblins come from

is where all of the hobgoblins come from

is where all of the hobgoblins come from right all of the fiends and hellhounds

right all of the fiends and hellhounds

right all of the fiends and hellhounds and succubus you know even all that do

and succubus you know even all that do

and succubus you know even all that do you

you

you female creatures who

female creatures who

female creatures who visit man in the night

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[Music] about my family before you even thought

about my family before you even thought

about my family before you even thought about getting involved with him

I don't stay

I don't stay

I don't stay [Music]

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I'll call you

I'll call you

I'll call you [Music]

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come on caught your mouse we're gonna

come on caught your mouse we're gonna

come on caught your mouse we're gonna help you get your mind off your troubles

help you get your mind off your troubles

help you get your mind off your troubles come on uncle Eli wants you to get to

come on uncle Eli wants you to get to

come on uncle Eli wants you to get to know your family

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me too

me too

me too yeah I was just lying you're thinking

I'm asking

I'm asking

I'm asking [Applause]

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[Music] ha Amy what about we have dinner

ha Amy what about we have dinner

ha Amy what about we have dinner sometime this week how about Friday

sometime this week how about Friday

sometime this week how about Friday night

night

night [Music]

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she's naturally you Harry

she's naturally you Harry

she's naturally you Harry she's a Twinkie blonde sticky and

she's a Twinkie blonde sticky and

she's a Twinkie blonde sticky and but you know what I'm fine you do don't

but you know what I'm fine you do don't

but you know what I'm fine you do don't you

you

you Amy I've got something boiling over here

Amy I've got something boiling over here

Amy I've got something boiling over here I'll call you in the morning

I'll call you in the morning

I'll call you in the morning [Music]

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all right with

all right with

all right with [Music]

see ya

see ya

see ya yes Harry use the door

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[Music] Celia

where have you been

where have you been

where have you been [Music]

if you drive along the coast what Sun

if you drive along the coast what Sun

if you drive along the coast what Sun come up

so have a nice day satisfied

no Amy if you could just check this out

no Amy if you could just check this out

no Amy if you could just check this out with the Texas authorities for me no I

with the Texas authorities for me no I

with the Texas authorities for me no I really do want to talk about last night

really do want to talk about last night

really do want to talk about last night look how about you run down this Texas

look how about you run down this Texas

look how about you run down this Texas thing for me I'll come by your office

thing for me I'll come by your office

thing for me I'll come by your office I'll explain everything

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okay here it is they've dropped the

okay here it is they've dropped the

okay here it is they've dropped the murder warrant on the boy they don't

murder warrant on the boy they don't

murder warrant on the boy they don't think he did it but they will be wanting

think he did it but they will be wanting

think he did it but they will be wanting him back for material do they have any

him back for material do they have any

him back for material do they have any suspects really Harry the taxpayers

suspects really Harry the taxpayers

suspects really Harry the taxpayers don't pay me to be your private

don't pay me to be your private

don't pay me to be your private detective now if you don't mind I can't

detective now if you don't mind I can't

detective now if you don't mind I can't slow he's a little backed up here Amy

slow he's a little backed up here Amy

slow he's a little backed up here Amy this is important why why is something

this is important why why is something

this is important why why is something that happened all the way down in Texas

that happened all the way down in Texas

that happened all the way down in Texas so important to you

so important to you

so important to you oh no I promised Marv I do a feature

oh no I promised Marv I do a feature

oh no I promised Marv I do a feature story on these ritual murders that seem

story on these ritual murders that seem

story on these ritual murders that seem to keep escalating around the country

to keep escalating around the country

to keep escalating around the country that's all of course and reporters have

that's all of course and reporters have

that's all of course and reporters have to cultivate their sources Amy I promise

to cultivate their sources Amy I promise

to cultivate their sources Amy I promise you that isn't what last night was about

you that isn't what last night was about

you that isn't what last night was about my motives were far more sinister than

my motives were far more sinister than

my motives were far more sinister than that but your family has rules about

that but your family has rules about

that but your family has rules about seeing people who aren't ethnically

seeing people who aren't ethnically

seeing people who aren't ethnically correct a little reverse discrimination

correct a little reverse discrimination

correct a little reverse discrimination well I guess I'm blond enough to deal

well I guess I'm blond enough to deal

well I guess I'm blond enough to deal with it you know I believe you are

with it you know I believe you are

with it you know I believe you are okay the forensic guys in Texas say at

okay the forensic guys in Texas say at

okay the forensic guys in Texas say at least two people did the killings

least two people did the killings

least two people did the killings probably three any witnesses any clues

probably three any witnesses any clues

probably three any witnesses any clues whoever they were they've evaporated

whoever they were they've evaporated

whoever they were they've evaporated maybe even left the state Amy's thanks

maybe even left the state Amy's thanks

maybe even left the state Amy's thanks for this I've got to find Cody oh we're

for this I've got to find Cody oh we're

for this I've got to find Cody oh we're still on for Friday right I'm not sure

still on for Friday right I'm not sure

still on for Friday right I'm not sure that's such a good idea

what are you afraid of that I want to

what are you afraid of that I want to

what are you afraid of that I want to more than I should

more than I should

more than I should that's what I'm afraid of

me too look I've got to go cover the

me too look I've got to go cover the

me too look I've got to go cover the Alex smart TV show Friday it's for this

Alex smart TV show Friday it's for this

Alex smart TV show Friday it's for this piece I'm running come with me I'll pick

piece I'm running come with me I'll pick

piece I'm running come with me I'll pick you up around 4:00 Harry I'm getting

you up around 4:00 Harry I'm getting

you up around 4:00 Harry I'm getting some mixed signals from you is this a

some mixed signals from you is this a

some mixed signals from you is this a date or just an opportunity to see an

date or just an opportunity to see an

date or just an opportunity to see an ace reporter at work a little after the

ace reporter at work a little after the

ace reporter at work a little after the show I'm gonna take you to the finest

show I'm gonna take you to the finest

show I'm gonna take you to the finest Carpathian restaurant in North America

a little early in the day for him we

a little early in the day for him we

a little early in the day for him we usually don't get started around here

usually don't get started around here

usually don't get started around here until teatime give it back to me what

until teatime give it back to me what

until teatime give it back to me what this you gave me this don't you remember

this you gave me this don't you remember

this you gave me this don't you remember it was a token of our friendship well

it was a token of our friendship well

it was a token of our friendship well let me tell you this city mouse that

let me tell you this city mouse that

let me tell you this city mouse that belonged to my grandmother

belonged to my grandmother

belonged to my grandmother if you don't give it back I'm gonna rip

if you don't give it back I'm gonna rip

if you don't give it back I'm gonna rip your face off I thought we were blood

your face off I thought we were blood

your face off I thought we were blood brothers oh they mean that much to you

brothers oh they mean that much to you

brothers oh they mean that much to you this old brooch well let me tell you

this old brooch well let me tell you

this old brooch well let me tell you something about your grandma she sucked

something about your grandma she sucked

something about your grandma she sucked okay you're a foul mouth son of a bitch

okay you're a foul mouth son of a bitch

okay you're a foul mouth son of a bitch oh yeah I am that I'm also a thief and a

oh yeah I am that I'm also a thief and a

oh yeah I am that I'm also a thief and a liar and a poor sport because what I say

liar and a poor sport because what I say

liar and a poor sport because what I say is you got the name you might as well

is you got the name you might as well

is you got the name you might as well have the game what game called devil

have the game what game called devil

have the game what game called devil take the hindmost and there are only two

take the hindmost and there are only two

take the hindmost and there are only two rules grab what you want and don't get

rules grab what you want and don't get

rules grab what you want and don't get caught now that shouldn't be so

caught now that shouldn't be so

caught now that shouldn't be so difficult to match even for a dumb rodeo

difficult to match even for a dumb rodeo

difficult to match even for a dumb rodeo ramp what do you keep calling me that if

ramp what do you keep calling me that if

ramp what do you keep calling me that if I don't they will they won't ever let

I don't they will they won't ever let

I don't they will they won't ever let you forget what you are so why even

you forget what you are so why even

you forget what you are so why even bother

you really don't know what I'm talking

you really don't know what I'm talking

you really don't know what I'm talking about they haven't told you

whoa well then I guess it's time you

whoa well then I guess it's time you

whoa well then I guess it's time you found out you're one of us BAM spawn of

found out you're one of us BAM spawn of

found out you're one of us BAM spawn of hell

hell

hell creatures from the dark side

creatures from the dark side

creatures from the dark side monster B you might as well get behind

monster B you might as well get behind

monster B you might as well get behind it because it's your birthright hey hey

it because it's your birthright hey hey

it because it's your birthright hey hey see your grandma your mama your daddy

see your grandma your mama your daddy

see your grandma your mama your daddy all of them drag

all of them drag

all of them drag [Music]

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[Music] come on

come on

come on [Music]

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did you tell him nothing hard of it I

did you tell him nothing hard of it I

did you tell him nothing hard of it I didn't tell them anything

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[Music] Harry that's it isn't it my parents they

Harry that's it isn't it my parents they

Harry that's it isn't it my parents they were vampires and you hurt don't let me

were vampires and you hurt don't let me

were vampires and you hurt don't let me ever again here you use that word it's

ever again here you use that word it's

ever again here you use that word it's an ugly word

you're a Carpathian your parents were

you're a Carpathian your parents were

you're a Carpathian your parents were we're all car patients so this means

we're all car patients so this means

we're all car patients so this means what that I get to live forever no you

what that I get to live forever no you

what that I get to live forever no you don't get to live forever 100 125 maybe

don't get to live forever 100 125 maybe

don't get to live forever 100 125 maybe well do you a little older than I look

well do you a little older than I look

well do you a little older than I look oh so if I like by somebody on the neck

oh so if I like by somebody on the neck

oh so if I like by somebody on the neck does that give me power over them and

does that give me power over them and

does that give me power over them and then they become one for god sakes Cody

then they become one for god sakes Cody

then they become one for god sakes Cody where did you pick up off his crap

where did you pick up off his crap

where did you pick up off his crap didn't your parents teach anyway sorry

how many it's time we talked about a

how many it's time we talked about a

how many it's time we talked about a couple of things we're stronger than

couple of things we're stronger than

couple of things we're stronger than people 10 20 it depends 30% stronger and

people 10 20 it depends 30% stronger and

people 10 20 it depends 30% stronger and we heal faster and it takes a wooden

we heal faster and it takes a wooden

we heal faster and it takes a wooden shaft or silver bullet to kill us right

shaft or silver bullet to kill us right

shaft or silver bullet to kill us right wouldn't stand it for any moving

wouldn't stand it for any moving

wouldn't stand it for any moving taxicabs oh but we are better in the

taxicabs oh but we are better in the

taxicabs oh but we are better in the sack am i right 20 30 percent how about

sack am i right 20 30 percent how about

sack am i right 20 30 percent how about a bet I always do that I'm gonna do what

a bet I always do that I'm gonna do what

a bet I always do that I'm gonna do what it's a beautiful thing that happens

it's a beautiful thing that happens

it's a beautiful thing that happens between a male and a female carpathian

between a male and a female carpathian

between a male and a female carpathian when we got the propitious moment look

when we got the propitious moment look

when we got the propitious moment look it's like when two animals become highly

it's like when two animals become highly

it's like when two animals become highly sexually aroused at you no come on Cody

sexually aroused at you no come on Cody

sexually aroused at you no come on Cody what is this the batson of bees I can't

what is this the batson of bees I can't

what is this the batson of bees I can't do this okay okay I get it

do this okay okay I get it

do this okay okay I get it so what you're telling me is that when

so what you're telling me is that when

so what you're telling me is that when two of was make love yeah that we

two of was make love yeah that we

two of was make love yeah that we sometimes bite each other it's an

sometimes bite each other it's an

sometimes bite each other it's an acquired taste but you only do that if

acquired taste but you only do that if

acquired taste but you only do that if the woman wants do you know what I mean

the woman wants do you know what I mean

the woman wants do you know what I mean oh sure consenting adults right Harry so

oh sure consenting adults right Harry so

oh sure consenting adults right Harry so you do this too like regular women

you do this too like regular women

you do this too like regular women they're mostly not into that

well what about that girl you were with

well what about that girl you were with

well what about that girl you were with the party does she like that is none of

the party does she like that is none of

the party does she like that is none of your business what about my folks you

your business what about my folks you

your business what about my folks you suppose they I don't want to picture

suppose they I don't want to picture

suppose they I don't want to picture that way I guess I always did know that

that way I guess I always did know that

that way I guess I always did know that my parents were a little strange

my parents were a little strange

my parents were a little strange I mean most of my friends thought so you

I mean most of my friends thought so you

I mean most of my friends thought so you know they're kind of old country but

know they're kind of old country but

know they're kind of old country but they were my folks and I loved them I

they were my folks and I loved them I

they were my folks and I loved them I mean I still do love them but how come

mean I still do love them but how come

mean I still do love them but how come Harry I mean how can they never told me

Harry I mean how can they never told me

Harry I mean how can they never told me that there were nothing but a pair of

that there were nothing but a pair of

that there were nothing but a pair of damn vamp

damn vamp

damn vamp I'm sorry where the hell are these guys

I'm sorry where the hell are these guys

I'm sorry where the hell are these guys these these vampire hunters I mean why

these these vampire hunters I mean why

these these vampire hunters I mean why don't they show themselves oh why don't

don't they show themselves oh why don't

don't they show themselves oh why don't they just do something they will but

they just do something they will but

they just do something they will but they'll pick their time and they'll pick

they'll pick their time and they'll pick

they'll pick their time and they'll pick their target yeah we'll be there right

their target yeah we'll be there right

their target yeah we'll be there right and then we'll get them no I'll be there

and then we'll get them no I'll be there

and then we'll get them no I'll be there Cody it's my job to handle this in a

Cody it's my job to handle this in a

Cody it's my job to handle this in a certain way one way the right way the

certain way one way the right way the

certain way one way the right way the legal way if I can

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actually he prefers his whiskey neat and

actually he prefers his whiskey neat and his women naked but if you want my best

his women naked but if you want my best

his women naked but if you want my best advice get it

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[Music] is he one of us maybe what about her she

is he one of us maybe what about her she

is he one of us maybe what about her she Kali why do you keep asking miss I don't

Kali why do you keep asking miss I don't

Kali why do you keep asking miss I don't know well because I want to know how you

know well because I want to know how you

know well because I want to know how you can tell sometimes you can't sometimes

can tell sometimes you can't sometimes

can tell sometimes you can't sometimes you just know what about this guy is he

you just know what about this guy is he

you just know what about this guy is he one because these three citizens say we

one because these three citizens say we

one because these three citizens say we have vampires living next door to us

it's them mrs. yard

it's them mrs. yard

it's them mrs. yard don't be silly curly these are just

don't be silly curly these are just

don't be silly curly these are just three of our local crackpots not those

three of our local crackpots not those

three of our local crackpots not those three are men the audience

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where is that place I've got to get over

where is that place I've got to get over

where is that place I've got to get over there please mr. salon I can't let them

there please mr. salon I can't let them

there please mr. salon I can't let them get away

get away

get away what's your bad go with them

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okay we're talking with these folks from

okay we're talking with these folks from

okay we're talking with these folks from the Western Regional branch of the SCA V

the Western Regional branch of the SCA V

the Western Regional branch of the SCA V that stands for the southern coalition

that stands for the southern coalition

that stands for the southern coalition against vampirism okay

against vampirism okay

against vampirism okay so what you people are saying check me

so what you people are saying check me

so what you people are saying check me out on this is that we have actual blood

out on this is that we have actual blood

out on this is that we have actual blood sucking vampires living all right in

sucking vampires living all right in

sucking vampires living all right in amongst us that's right

amongst us that's right

amongst us that's right so anybody could be one my neighbor

so anybody could be one my neighbor

so anybody could be one my neighbor could be one my dentist could be one

could be one my dentist could be one

could be one my dentist could be one even my ex-wife could be one you know I

even my ex-wife could be one you know I

even my ex-wife could be one you know I think that's it i think i was really

think that's it i think i was really

think that's it i think i was really married to one I mean man oh man if she

married to one I mean man oh man if she

married to one I mean man oh man if she could suck blood the way the Chief Supt

could suck blood the way the Chief Supt

could suck blood the way the Chief Supt money

so what you're saying what you're

so what you're saying what you're

so what you're saying what you're telling don't be afraid I'm not gonna

telling don't be afraid I'm not gonna

telling don't be afraid I'm not gonna bite you

bite you

bite you what you're telling us we could have we

what you're telling us we could have we

what you're telling us we could have we could have them right here in this very

could have them right here in this very

could have them right here in this very room

room

room killer vampires very audience all right

killer vampires very audience all right

killer vampires very audience all right now quiet everybody

now quiet everybody

now quiet everybody okay now ladies take a look at the guy

okay now ladies take a look at the guy

okay now ladies take a look at the guy sitting next to you is he starting to

sitting next to you is he starting to

sitting next to you is he starting to whistle bangs for the mammaries you

whistle bangs for the mammaries you

whistle bangs for the mammaries you don't have to ask you've seen their eyes

don't have to ask you've seen their eyes

don't have to ask you've seen their eyes their eyes that's dirty

their eyes that's dirty

their eyes that's dirty they have dirty ice they are disgusting

they have dirty ice they are disgusting

they have dirty ice they are disgusting it's disgusting

it's disgusting

it's disgusting you have to be in the same room with

you have to be in the same room with

you have to be in the same room with winner if you have to sit down next to

winner if you have to sit down next to

winner if you have to sit down next to one on a bus Hey look over there

one on a bus Hey look over there

one on a bus Hey look over there I've seen that guy before the one on the

I've seen that guy before the one on the

I've seen that guy before the one on the blond beard okay at Fashion Island I

blond beard okay at Fashion Island I

blond beard okay at Fashion Island I wasn't lingerie shopping Celia was there

wasn't lingerie shopping Celia was there

wasn't lingerie shopping Celia was there I look like he was falling here you know

I look like he was falling here you know

I look like he was falling here you know who they are don't you

who they are don't you

who they are don't you you know they'd be here fuck tonight I

you know they'd be here fuck tonight I

you know they'd be here fuck tonight I wasn't sure we bring some things that

wasn't sure we bring some things that

wasn't sure we bring some things that the ordinary citizen can use to protect

the ordinary citizen can use to protect

the ordinary citizen can use to protect himself against attack here's some

himself against attack here's some

himself against attack here's some garlic they hate this cross don't stir

garlic they hate this cross don't stir

garlic they hate this cross don't stir and uh small hand mirror you hold this

and uh small hand mirror you hold this

and uh small hand mirror you hold this up to their face vampire can't see his

up to their face vampire can't see his

up to their face vampire can't see his reflection I say that drives him crazy

reflection I say that drives him crazy

reflection I say that drives him crazy to put it down yeah yeah good okay one

to put it down yeah yeah good okay one

to put it down yeah yeah good okay one last question if you don't have any

last question if you don't have any

last question if you don't have any garlic in the house can you use a

garlic in the house can you use a

garlic in the house can you use a pepperoni okay

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I know way here I mean it waiting for

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back foul thing please get that thing

back foul thing please get that thing

back foul thing please get that thing out of my face aren't gonna on second

out of my face aren't gonna on second

out of my face aren't gonna on second thought the cross will probably do the

thought the cross will probably do the

thought the cross will probably do the job now guys look I'm a reporter okay I

job now guys look I'm a reporter okay I

job now guys look I'm a reporter okay I work for the post gazette we know who

work for the post gazette we know who

work for the post gazette we know who and what you are mr. Martin is cute then

and what you are mr. Martin is cute then

and what you are mr. Martin is cute then we might as well get to the crux of it

we might as well get to the crux of it

we might as well get to the crux of it you killed some folks you're gonna have

you killed some folks you're gonna have

you killed some folks you're gonna have to pay for that booze demons I'm

to pay for that booze demons I'm

to pay for that booze demons I'm bothering anybody they had as much right

bothering anybody they had as much right

bothering anybody they had as much right to live as you now you can either answer

to live as you now you can either answer

to live as you now you can either answer up in a Texas courtroom or if any of my

up in a Texas courtroom or if any of my

up in a Texas courtroom or if any of my people saw you on television they're

people saw you on television they're

people saw you on television they're already on their way here I guess it

already on their way here I guess it

already on their way here I guess it does pay to advertise I listen to me you

does pay to advertise I listen to me you

does pay to advertise I listen to me you half-witted Stumpjumper I want to see an

half-witted Stumpjumper I want to see an

half-witted Stumpjumper I want to see an end to this bloodletting that's been

end to this bloodletting that's been

end to this bloodletting that's been going on between our people for a

going on between our people for a

going on between our people for a hundred generations Harry what's going

hundred generations Harry what's going

hundred generations Harry what's going on Amy get out of here that's the one

on Amy get out of here that's the one

on Amy get out of here that's the one that's fornicating with this one we have

that's fornicating with this one we have

that's fornicating with this one we have not fornicated why is this suddenly

not fornicated why is this suddenly

not fornicated why is this suddenly everybody's business whoa

everybody's business whoa

everybody's business whoa kill them both

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are they gone they got away you warned

are they gone they got away you warned

are they gone they got away you warned them did you Harry

them did you Harry

them did you Harry you told him we were coming right I had

you told him we were coming right I had

you told him we were coming right I had to give him a chance to turn themselves

to give him a chance to turn themselves

to give him a chance to turn themselves in no you had to rip the lungs out is

in no you had to rip the lungs out is

in no you had to rip the lungs out is what you had to do let's get out of here

what you had to do let's get out of here

what you had to do let's get out of here [Music]

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are you okay well gee Harriet looks like

are you okay well gee Harriet looks like

are you okay well gee Harriet looks like you're forever trying to save me one of

you're forever trying to save me one of

you're forever trying to save me one of these days you're gonna have to decide

these days you're gonna have to decide

these days you're gonna have to decide whether to throw me back or keep me okay

whether to throw me back or keep me okay

whether to throw me back or keep me okay I know you told me to stay that Eric's

I know you told me to stay that Eric's

I know you told me to stay that Eric's right I told you to stay there so I

right I told you to stay there so I

right I told you to stay there so I didn't say so I just about got yourself

didn't say so I just about got yourself

didn't say so I just about got yourself skewered in there me too

skewered in there me too

skewered in there me too yeah I sorta thought I'd talk to you

yeah I sorta thought I'd talk to you

yeah I sorta thought I'd talk to you about that Harry that guy with the

about that Harry that guy with the

about that Harry that guy with the crucifix really thinks you're a vampire

crucifix really thinks you're a vampire

crucifix really thinks you're a vampire yeah it really does

yeah it really does

yeah it really does what do you think well of course I don't

what do you think well of course I don't

what do you think well of course I don't think that there's no such thing as

think that there's no such thing as

think that there's no such thing as vampires

vampires

vampires good I'm gonna drop it who are you Harry

good I'm gonna drop it who are you Harry

good I'm gonna drop it who are you Harry who the hell are you what are you

who the hell are you what are you

who the hell are you what are you involved in but what does your family

involved in but what does your family

involved in but what does your family does what what are they a horse thieves

does what what are they a horse thieves

does what what are they a horse thieves are their crime syndicate what what's

are their crime syndicate what what's

are their crime syndicate what what's behind all of those dark Carpathian eyes

behind all of those dark Carpathian eyes

behind all of those dark Carpathian eyes and what are all these damned secrets

and what are all these damned secrets

and what are all these damned secrets that's exactly what they are damned

that's exactly what they are damned

that's exactly what they are damned secrets now please can you back off yeah

secrets now please can you back off yeah

secrets now please can you back off yeah I can back off

I can back off

I can back off I can back way off I'll see you in court

I can back way off I'll see you in court

I can back way off I'll see you in court Harry sometime

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[Music] oh I don't think so Bush don't you feel

oh I don't think so Bush don't you feel

oh I don't think so Bush don't you feel it

it

it it wants to belong to you you need this

it wants to belong to you you need this

it wants to belong to you you need this worst coating your life depends on it

worst coating your life depends on it

worst coating your life depends on it it's gonna take you so fast and so far

it's gonna take you so fast and so far

it's gonna take you so fast and so far than none of them know cops of them

than none of them know cops of them

than none of them know cops of them no hunters attack will ever be able to

no hunters attack will ever be able to

no hunters attack will ever be able to touch it

touch it

touch it [Music]

I'll shoot

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[Applause] I don't know but I just can't shake it

I don't know but I just can't shake it

I don't know but I just can't shake it out of my head that we start by not

out of my head that we start by not

out of my head that we start by not stole vamp liberated see it's not

stole vamp liberated see it's not

stole vamp liberated see it's not stealing to take what they owe us for

stealing to take what they owe us for

stealing to take what they owe us for all those years of persecution and for

all those years of persecution and for

all those years of persecution and for all the lousy things they say about us

all the lousy things they say about us

all the lousy things they say about us that's what we've got coming to us Cody

that's what we've got coming to us Cody

that's what we've got coming to us Cody and it's what they're up there for

working spending grazing fattening and

working spending grazing fattening and

working spending grazing fattening and their only purpose in this life is to be

their only purpose in this life is to be

their only purpose in this life is to be there for us to feed off you see

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[Music] yeah tell you how you there

see ya

see ya

see ya turn back

turn back

turn back [Music]

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please do anything I'll give you

please do anything I'll give you

please do anything I'll give you anything

anything

anything okay I'm sorry I called your damned

okay I'm sorry I called your damned

okay I'm sorry I called your damned assimilationist look I've got this tape

assimilationist look I've got this tape

assimilationist look I've got this tape may give us some idea of what they're up

may give us some idea of what they're up

may give us some idea of what they're up to you know it's your fault Harry it's

to you know it's your fault Harry it's

to you know it's your fault Harry it's all your damn fault she was taken you're

all your damn fault she was taken you're

all your damn fault she was taken you're the one who tells her it's all right to

the one who tells her it's all right to

the one who tells her it's all right to go off on her own

go off on her own

go off on her own I think I don't know who she goes out to

I think I don't know who she goes out to

I think I don't know who she goes out to see I think I don't recognize your mark

see I think I don't recognize your mark

see I think I don't recognize your mark on her throat Eli Harry has something he

on her throat Eli Harry has something he

on her throat Eli Harry has something he wants to show us if anything happens to

wants to show us if anything happens to

wants to show us if anything happens to my sister

my sister

my sister I'm tie off to your Halloran nothing is

I'm tie off to your Halloran nothing is

I'm tie off to your Halloran nothing is gonna happen too serious she's not who

gonna happen too serious she's not who

gonna happen too serious she's not who they want she's bait I come here and

they want she's bait I come here and

they want she's bait I come here and watch this we know where you are don't

watch this we know where you are don't

watch this we know where you are don't make us come to you we will meet with

make us come to you we will meet with

make us come to you we will meet with you that's it all right

you that's it all right

you that's it all right I've thrown down the gauntlet what's

I've thrown down the gauntlet what's

I've thrown down the gauntlet what's going on the hunters have put out a

going on the hunters have put out a

going on the hunters have put out a challenge they know that will come after

challenge they know that will come after

challenge they know that will come after Celia it's kind of a traditional thing

Celia it's kind of a traditional thing

Celia it's kind of a traditional thing you know back in the old country they

you know back in the old country they

you know back in the old country they say it used to get ugh tonight the hour

say it used to get ugh tonight the hour

say it used to get ugh tonight the hour of the jackal 3:00 a.m. question is

of the jackal 3:00 a.m. question is

of the jackal 3:00 a.m. question is aware why don't did you say where Louise

aware why don't did you say where Louise

aware why don't did you say where Louise iam

iam

iam just always been done like that with

just always been done like that with

just always been done like that with ciphers and cryptic grants paradise

ciphers and cryptic grants paradise

ciphers and cryptic grants paradise nirvana utopia Zion

Xanadu

false Elysium

let's make ourselves ready

let's make ourselves ready

let's make ourselves ready [Music]

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[Music] Cody

Cody

Cody [Music]

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[Music] come with me

come with me

come with me I want to show you some place

I want to show you some place

I want to show you some place [Music]

you don't feel taller this place little

you don't feel taller this place little

you don't feel taller this place little spooky maybe your mom and dad were

spooky maybe your mom and dad were

spooky maybe your mom and dad were married here under the stars is that so

married here under the stars is that so

married here under the stars is that so I stood right about there I was 11 years

I stood right about there I was 11 years

I stood right about there I was 11 years old and they weren't much more than kids

old and they weren't much more than kids

old and they weren't much more than kids themselves really

themselves really

themselves really they were giggling kneeling in front of

they were giggling kneeling in front of

they were giggling kneeling in front of the priest exchanging glances while the

the priest exchanging glances while the

the priest exchanging glances while the old man prayed you want to spare me the

old man prayed you want to spare me the

old man prayed you want to spare me the trip down memory lane which is waiting

trip down memory lane which is waiting

trip down memory lane which is waiting for me okay and we'll cut right to it

for me okay and we'll cut right to it

for me okay and we'll cut right to it your folks left this place because they

your folks left this place because they

your folks left this place because they wanted a different kind of life for you

wanted a different kind of life for you

wanted a different kind of life for you Cody one where everything didn't have to

Cody one where everything didn't have to

Cody one where everything didn't have to be settled in the old ways and what did

be settled in the old ways and what did

be settled in the old ways and what did they find hairy humanity and what was it

they find hairy humanity and what was it

they find hairy humanity and what was it that drove wooden spikes into their

that drove wooden spikes into their

that drove wooden spikes into their hearts human kindness and am I supposed

hearts human kindness and am I supposed

hearts human kindness and am I supposed to forgive these people no then why

to forgive these people no then why

to forgive these people no then why should not kill them back I'm not sure

should not kill them back I'm not sure

should not kill them back I'm not sure Cody I'm not there myself yet and can we

Cody I'm not there myself yet and can we

Cody I'm not there myself yet and can we get out of here

I've got some things to take care of

I've got some things to take care of

I've got some things to take care of before the hour of the jackal yeah

before the hour of the jackal yeah

before the hour of the jackal yeah so do I

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I don't care what everybody says I just

I don't care what everybody says I just

I don't care what everybody says I just had to see you one more time just in

had to see you one more time just in

had to see you one more time just in case

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[Music] are you big man we're not riding around

are you big man we're not riding around

are you big man we're not riding around thinking about stuff we'll get off that

thinking about stuff we'll get off that

thinking about stuff we'll get off that we're taking the attack bikes too naked

we're taking the attack bikes too naked

we're taking the attack bikes too naked [Music]

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senior

senior

senior [Music]

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[Music] it's an ambush Eli fly into it

it's an ambush Eli fly into it

it's an ambush Eli fly into it [Music]

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now son they have to answer to all of us

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carpathian earth

I love them you have something to say

I love them you have something to say

I love them you have something to say before we rule these people are not for

before we rule these people are not for

before we rule these people are not for us to deal with they belong to the Texas

us to deal with they belong to the Texas

us to deal with they belong to the Texas courts gave me a damn break Harry Texas

courts gave me a damn break Harry Texas

courts gave me a damn break Harry Texas courts will turn them loose before you

courts will turn them loose before you

courts will turn them loose before you can say kissed my habeas corpus they'll

can say kissed my habeas corpus they'll

can say kissed my habeas corpus they'll be back

be back

be back by the busload singing hymns sharpening

by the busload singing hymns sharpening

by the busload singing hymns sharpening fence pickets right count on us to do

fence pickets right count on us to do

fence pickets right count on us to do this can't you see it they don't care

this can't you see it they don't care

this can't you see it they don't care what price they have to pay it makes us

what price they have to pay it makes us

what price they have to pay it makes us what they say we are and that justifies

what they say we are and that justifies

what they say we are and that justifies the slaughter slaughter justify

the slaughter slaughter justify

the slaughter slaughter justify slaughter I invented it

slaughter I invented it

slaughter I invented it I invested in it now these notes are

I invested in it now these notes are

I invested in it now these notes are come in do they all this boy they are

come in do they all this boy they are

come in do they all this boy they are his parents and we owe him reason

it's time

Harry

you know how I feel

you know how I feel

you know how I feel [Applause]

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Cody this is not what your parents

Cody this is not what your parents

Cody this is not what your parents wanted for you this is why they left

wanted for you this is why they left

wanted for you this is why they left [Music]

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me

right Marv I'm on it

those guys the vampire hunters

those guys the vampire hunters

those guys the vampire hunters I found them dead washed up on a beach I

I found them dead washed up on a beach I

I found them dead washed up on a beach I gotta cover it

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[Music] it's a good thing some of them are you

it's a good thing some of them are you

it's a good thing some of them are you were last night good thing

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