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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,533 Oh, my God. 2 00:00:58,533 --> 00:01:01,367 The eagle has landed! 3 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,200 Oooh! Ooh! 4 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,633 The eagle has landed. The eagle. 5 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:07,867 The eagle has landed! 6 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:01,667 James? 7 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:02,667 James. 8 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,533 Who are you? 9 00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:10,900 DEIRDRA: Reggie! Come to Mummy, darling. 10 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,367 There's a good boy. 11 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:13,367 Shh! Shh! 12 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,800 DEIRDRA: Ahh. 13 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,900 It's a behavioral response to your overtly sexual aura. 14 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,067 You can't blame the poor dog. 15 00:02:20,067 --> 00:02:21,233 I don't blame him. I blame you! 16 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:23,067 You are trespassing! 17 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:24,833 Well, if you kept your gate shut, 18 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:26,467 then he wouldn't have got in. 19 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:28,767 It's not my gate. 20 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:31,467 Then you're trespassing too. 21 00:02:39,967 --> 00:02:42,200 Welcome home, Agatha. 22 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:45,967 [ Down-tempo classical music playing ] 23 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:17,300 -Aggie! -Oh! 24 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,700 ROY: She's home! 25 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:28,067 Right, all I know is that 26 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:30,267 you followed you to Cyprus 27 00:03:30,267 --> 00:03:32,067 in case it all went pear-shaped with James. 28 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,700 Oh, yeah, right. 29 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,133 So he didn't tell you the bit about abandoning me 30 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,633 for Gorgeous Georgios? 31 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:39,700 He said he wanted to marry me. I thought he was the one. 32 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:42,433 You abandoned me! 33 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,800 You chose a waiter over your best friend! 34 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,867 -He was fit. -Beautiful. 35 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:48,433 Did you -- Roy! 36 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,067 Did you bring him back here? 37 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:52,100 Oh, don't worry. I steam-cleaned your mattress. 38 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,200 ROY: When you bought the house back, 39 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,300 I knew you'd be away for a while. 40 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,200 AGATHA: Yeah, because I was in Cyprus! 41 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,600 I was lonely and -- and feeling vulnerable. 42 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,767 And -- And, Roy, I was in fear of my life! 43 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,633 What can I say? It was love at first sight. 44 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:07,233 I wasn't thinking straight. I was thinking very, very gay. 45 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:08,700 So where is he now? 46 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,067 Ohh. Did a runner. 47 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:14,733 Yeah, with my wallet, my fake Rolex, and the, um... 48 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:16,867 AGATHA: Oh, come on, Roy. 49 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:19,067 Not my signed photograph of Madonna? 50 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,667 Seriously?! Is nothing sacred? 51 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:23,400 I'm sorry, Aggie. I've let you down. 52 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,567 Yeah, well, good riddance. 'Cause all men are bastards. 53 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,900 Oh. Didn't go well with Bill, then? 54 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:32,300 I-I don't want to talk about it. I've got PTSD. 55 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,367 -Hey. 56 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:36,867 What happens in Cyprus stays in Cyprus. 57 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:37,967 Just saying. 58 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:39,833 -You deserve better, Aggie. -I know. 59 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:41,067 We all do. 60 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:42,367 Uhh! 61 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,800 I think we should just sign off men for good. 62 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,800 -Single ladies club! -AGATHA: I'm in! 63 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,233 -GEMMA: Ohh. 64 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:50,100 You can be honorary "member." 65 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,267 -"Member." 66 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,800 Yes, please. 67 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,733 AGATHA: Well, as Madonna once said, 68 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,433 "Power is being told that you're not loved 69 00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:03,167 and then not being destroyed by it." 70 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,867 Mmm, yeah, I'll drink to that. 71 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:07,867 To the Carsely Single Ladies Society. 72 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:09,300 A life without men. 73 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:12,200 -A life without those bastards. -A life without men! 74 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,133 ROY: 75 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:18,067 Come along, ladies. My party. 76 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,600 SARAH: Sorry, James. What fish? 77 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,500 I can't really hear you. 78 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,667 Yeah, no, it looks like she's definitely back. 79 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:26,833 I don't want to be your go-between. 80 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:30,233 Just call her, James. Please. 81 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:32,067 James? 82 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:33,767 -Ja-- 83 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,067 MRS. BOGGLE: Come on, girls. 84 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,700 -I have done it before. 85 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,667 -It lives! -Oh. 86 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:43,667 ROY: Good morning! 87 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,733 Do you know, much as I love you guys, 88 00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:48,067 I could really do with a little bit of time on my own right now. 89 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:50,567 No, Ags. You're hurting. You need our support. 90 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:53,367 It's single ladies together, remember? 91 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,600 Do you not have a child? 92 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,533 Mm, Guide camp. 93 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:58,067 And you're here because...? 94 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:01,233 Oh, 'cause it's lush. And your TV's bigger than mine. 95 00:06:01,233 --> 00:06:04,233 I can't face London now, Aggie. My heart is broken. 96 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,867 It's shattered into tiny little pieces, 97 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:07,567 so I'm taking a couple of days off work. 98 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,067 Do you know what? 99 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:12,733 Uh, I really -- I really need to do quite a lot of thinking. 100 00:06:18,433 --> 00:06:20,967 Mrs. Raisin. Welcome home! 101 00:06:20,967 --> 00:06:22,533 Mr. Lacey not with you? 102 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:24,133 -No. Oh! God. ! 103 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,333 Oh! 104 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:26,500 What the heck? 105 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:31,067 See? You need us to protect you. 106 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:38,100 Settle down, settle down, settle down. 107 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:39,800 Mrs. Raisin has nothing further to say 108 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,433 and trusts you will respect her privacy 109 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:42,833 at this very difficult time. 110 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,133 Thank you very much. Thank you. 111 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:46,600 MRS. BOGGLE: What do you mean, difficult time? 112 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,767 What?! Really! 113 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:52,867 No one gave a damn about what I did in London. 114 00:06:52,867 --> 00:06:55,500 Well, that's the charm and the curse of village life. 115 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,833 But how am I gonna get rid of them? 116 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,300 Roy and Gemma are dealing with it. 117 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,067 For now. 118 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:02,267 You'll just have to front it out. 119 00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:03,767 How? 120 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:06,133 The village ladies society are meeting today. 121 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,133 -You are joking. -But they're like family. 122 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:10,500 I wasn't that keen on my own family. 123 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,967 Come on. 124 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:14,133 We've got a concert to plan, and you have such great ideas. 125 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,300 Right, well, here's one for nothing. 126 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,633 Let's plan not to do it! 127 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:18,733 You really are in a bad way. 128 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:24,933 Have you -- have you heard anything from James? 129 00:07:24,933 --> 00:07:27,967 Oh, just the odd text about the garden, 130 00:07:27,967 --> 00:07:30,400 building maintenance, stuff like that. 131 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,267 So nothing? Nothing about 132 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,800 James is not the man I thought he was. 133 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,667 All the more reason for you to come today. 134 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,133 Show those gossips that you're over him. 135 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:54,567 Mrs. Bloxby was telling me about your new club. 136 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:57,300 Yes, but you have to be single, Beryl. 137 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,833 Mr. Boggle and I are on a break. 138 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:02,767 -He never liked Sergio. -Her budgie. 139 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:05,967 Came home from Zumba, he was nowhere to be seen. 140 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:07,933 Bernard said he'd flown away 141 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:11,133 but I found blue feathers down the waste disposal. 142 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,633 He did not! 143 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:14,300 Evil old goat. 144 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,633 Banished him to his sister's in Moreton. 145 00:08:16,633 --> 00:08:18,500 Well, I always knew he was a bit strange, 146 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:21,467 but I never saw him as a budgie killer. 147 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:24,067 You can never truly trust a man. 148 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:26,100 They're all barbarians at heart. 149 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,967 I couldn't agree more. 150 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:30,333 Boggle, you're in. 151 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,567 Well, if everyone's got tea, 152 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:35,433 I'd like to open the meeting, please. 153 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:43,433 Well, I think that concludes our business. 154 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:44,500 Soz. Soz. 155 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,633 Hi, Gemma. 156 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:47,767 Didn't think you were coming. 157 00:08:47,767 --> 00:08:50,133 No, neither did I. Roy made me. 158 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:53,300 All that does is leave me to say many thanks to Mrs. Boggle 159 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,167 for agreeing to organize our annual concert. 160 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,967 And to Mrs. Darry for agreeing to do the teas. 161 00:08:59,867 --> 00:09:02,200 Now we just need some performers. 162 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,867 I can play the recorder, as usual. 163 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:06,500 Gemma? 164 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:09,133 I could do my Lady Gaga if you're desperate. 165 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:12,733 I, um -- I-I could read some Pam Ayres. 166 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:14,600 Oh, that's lovely, Liza. Thank you so much. 167 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,233 -Oh, you know, uh... 168 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,233 "Ohh, I wish I'd looked after my teeth." 169 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,833 I know that. I mean who's that? 170 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,067 Oh, uh, yeah, Liza Friendly. 171 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:24,100 She moved to Carsely around Christmastime. 172 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,500 Bit beige, but basically harmless. 173 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,433 DEIRDRA: What about you, Mrs. Raisin? 174 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:31,233 Surely our local celebrity 175 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:33,267 must have some party piece up her sleeve? 176 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:35,867 Oh, I'm afraid, Mrs. Darry, I don't have any talent. 177 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,667 -Neither do they. 178 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,367 Doesn't stop them. 179 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:40,967 Okay, I think we'll leave it there, ladies. 180 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:46,300 There are forms by the door for anyone who'd like to sign up. 181 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,467 Thanks so much. 182 00:09:48,467 --> 00:09:50,833 Um, just let me introduce you to Agatha. 183 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,167 Agatha, I don't think you've met Deirdra Darry. 184 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:55,433 She's taken over Vale View Pharmacy in Evesham. 185 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,100 Yes. Our paths have crossed. 186 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,667 Oh, sorry, I had no idea 187 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:02,100 you were Carsely's famous, well-coiffed sleuth. 188 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,033 -Not with those roots. -Huh. 189 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:07,767 Right, pardon my French now, Mrs. Vicar, 190 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:10,000 but that woman is a total bitch. 191 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,267 Ohh. Look at this mess. It's all the stress. 192 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,833 I have let myself go. 193 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,767 Come on, it just needs a little attention. 194 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,500 Oh, actually, somebody recommended 195 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,300 a marvelous new stylist in Evesham. 196 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:23,133 I've got his card somewhere. 197 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:26,633 Yep, Jonny Shawpart. There you go. 198 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:29,633 I've heard he's overrated, overpriced. 199 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:32,233 -He thinks he's God's gift. -That's every man I've ever met. 200 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:34,167 Yeah, well, I don't care if he's a serial killer 201 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,267 if he can sort out this mess. 202 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,400 Here for the special? 203 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:57,433 Is this Studio JS? 204 00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:59,633 No. That's further down the high street. 205 00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:01,300 This is Eve of Evesham. 206 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,333 But I can squeeze you in for a cut and color? 207 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,300 No one does a purple rinse like Eve. 208 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:09,067 Do you know, I'm not quite sure I'm there yet. 209 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,367 There comes a time when you have to 210 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:14,067 embrace your age, Mrs. Raisin, not hide from it. 211 00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:22,933 Oh, Sir Charles, you shouldn't have! 212 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,767 Well, they're for Agatha, actually. 213 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:25,900 Well, she's -- she's not in. 214 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,867 Well, perhaps you can take them for her. 215 00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:29,633 -Nice tan. -Hard to avoid. 216 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:31,067 Cyprus is bloody hot. 217 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,067 No. No, she didn't. 218 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,700 * Whoo * 219 00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:50,467 Knock, knock. 220 00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:52,733 Agatha Raisin. I'm seeing Jonny at 3:00. 221 00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:56,700 Oh, yeah, I can see why you needed an emergency appointment. 222 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,067 Jonny? 223 00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:00,467 Jonny, your three o'clock's here. 224 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,400 Heh. 225 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,300 Your skin tone could take a much richer color, Agatha. 226 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,600 -It's a cool name, by the way. Thank you. 227 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,267 And I'm thinking something more dramatic stylewise. 228 00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:19,867 Yeah, to be honest, I could do with a change. 229 00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:21,500 There's a woman on the phone. 230 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,867 Says she's left loads of messages. 231 00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:26,733 I said no interruptions. 232 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:29,100 She says it's important. I could start the color if you like. 233 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,067 My client is paying for a consultation 234 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,300 with the style director. 235 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,400 You really think she'd be happy with shampoo boy? 236 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,800 No, Jonny. 237 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,933 If I ask you to do something, you do it. You understand? 238 00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:40,567 Yes, Jonny. Sorry. 239 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,700 Thinks he can run before he can walk, that one. 240 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,500 It's all part of the mentoring process. 241 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,400 And there's no way that I was gonna let him 242 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,867 anywhere near your gorgeous locks. 243 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,067 I'm not doing this anymore. 244 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,933 But you've got three shampoos 245 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:57,133 and a Himalayan body scrub stacking up. 246 00:12:57,133 --> 00:13:00,367 I can't go back in there. Jonny's a monster. 247 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,500 You just really wind him up. He's a pussycat really. 248 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,933 You know what he said to me this morning? 249 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,133 No. 250 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:07,500 Back in the day, I'd be Evesham's village idiot. 251 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500 Truth hurts, though, Gaz. 252 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,600 Call center's hiring if you're interested. 253 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:17,233 I'm not going anywhere. 254 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:19,967 MAGGIE: I don't know how much longer I can bear it, Jonny. 255 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:23,067 Pete cares more about his trains than he does about me. 256 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:27,067 JONNY: You deserve so much more, Maggie. 257 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:32,667 He never even looks at me, let alone -- you know. 258 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:36,533 It's like I don't exist. 259 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,367 I don't know what I'd do without you. 260 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,333 Oh, it's my pleasure. 261 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:45,267 You are a wonderful, special woman, Maggie. 262 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,267 Mm, mm, mm. 263 00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,467 Ready? 264 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,200 Yes. 265 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,933 You look 10 years younger. 266 00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:58,733 Well, I don't really, but thanks. 267 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,500 Why do you keep putting yourself down? 268 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,100 You are absolutely stunning. 269 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,233 No, Angelina Jolie's stunning. 270 00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,700 I'm just kind of okayish 271 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:10,400 in a sort of "older woman" kind of way. 272 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,400 Has someone hurt you recently, Agatha? 273 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,067 Keeping secrets is all part of the job. 274 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:19,333 You can tell me yours over dinner if you like. 275 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,833 -Uh... 276 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,533 That's my lift. 277 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,900 I better go. 278 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,667 Ooh. 279 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,500 Blueberry Diva. 280 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,067 Deliciously moreish. 281 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,133 I don't. But thanks for asking. 282 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,433 -Mm-hmm. 283 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,233 He seems very popular with the ladies. 284 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,800 The whole of Evesham's trying to get in his pants. 285 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,800 But he's only interested in old slappers. 286 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,900 The richer the better. 287 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,900 Not his biggest fan, then? 288 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,100 No. 289 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,600 He is. 290 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,433 I'm guessing that's his car. 291 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:20,733 Yeah, he doesn't deserve it. The way he treats people. 292 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:21,833 Roy Silver. 293 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,900 If you ever want to talk or may-- 294 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,400 Are you one of the single ladies or are you not? 295 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,800 What about you and Mr. Hair? 296 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,667 If I hadn't have arrived when I did... 297 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,500 AGATHA: Listen, we made a pact. 298 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,767 I'm not about to break it. 299 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,333 ROY: Neither am I. 300 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:23,367 You never said Lord Toffee Nose was in Cyprus. 301 00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:24,767 AGATHA: Didn't I? 302 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,733 Not as bad as this one. 303 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:31,667 I caught him outside the salon flirting with the shampoo boy. 304 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,967 Right, he's not just a shampoo boy. He also does blow-dries. 305 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,400 And so what if we've been tempted? We haven't succumbed. 306 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,233 Not yet. 307 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,100 I'll pick up my golf bag later. 308 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,933 Make sure it's ready this time. 309 00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:12,567 Yes, Rob. See you soon. 310 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,067 Bill! 311 00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,433 Heard you were back. 312 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:55,533 Your hair looks, um, unusual? 313 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,467 Thank you. 314 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,533 Come here. Give us a hug. 315 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:00,633 I've missed you. 316 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,900 Just wanted to say how sorry I am about you and James. 317 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,767 I shouldn't have encouraged you to follow him. 318 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:10,067 Well, I shouldn't have pushed you and Gemma together. 319 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,933 Not really very good 320 00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:14,067 at this love thing, you and I, are we? 321 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,567 Wilkes. 322 00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:21,200 He's on my case 24-7. It's driving me insane. 323 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,667 This is the same Wilkes whose work ethic involved 324 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,833 eating burgers and jumping out of bushes? 325 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:28,767 He's been on an advanced policing course. 326 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,767 Ohh. 327 00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,400 Sounds like you need a good old moan 328 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,300 over a good old bottle of merlot. 329 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,233 What about tonight? 330 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,500 Yeah, I'd love to. 331 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:42,833 Actually, I forgot -- I'm out tonight. 332 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,567 But, um, I'll call you. 333 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,267 Okay. 334 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:51,533 So hairy you could stuff a mattress. 335 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,067 I'm gonna do you a organic decaf chai latte, 336 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,533 and I'll smash you an avocado if you're peckish. 337 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,400 Poach me an egg. 338 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,600 Obviously it looked great when you did it, 339 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,567 but clearly I do not have the time or the skills 340 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,733 for this tousled "natural" look. 341 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:11,900 Natural can be sexy. Especially on you. 342 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:17,667 Right, let's get you shampooed and make you beautiful again. 343 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,967 And Jonny will be with you in a few minutes. 344 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,467 Mm-hmm. 345 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,900 You're not trying to impress him. 346 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,200 No, no, no. 347 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,533 Jonny. 348 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:42,500 You just want to look your best for you, don't you? 349 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,467 Oof. 350 00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,233 Who are you trying to kid? 351 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,800 MAN: Don't -- Don't cry. 352 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,833 Don't cry! 353 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,433 Get your hands... 354 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:00,733 Don't push me! 355 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,000 Don't push me, or I'll get nasty! 356 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,233 WOMAN: I can't go on like this. Please. 357 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,600 MAN: You don't have a choice. 358 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,267 Do as I say, or I'll make sure you suffer. 359 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:10,700 Listen. 360 00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:17,167 Aah! 361 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,100 Oh! 362 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,633 Help! 363 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,000 Can... 364 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,733 C 365 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,833 Need a hand, Agatha? 366 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,200 Uh... 367 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,300 Yes, please. 368 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,567 My neighbors are always kicking off. 369 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:39,533 Do you know, I think they get a buzz out of it. 370 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:40,867 Ooh. 371 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:44,067 You are so tense. 372 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,700 You're, uh, not married, then? 373 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,900 Mm. I was. 374 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,367 But we were just kids. 375 00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,567 Split up not long after. 376 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:57,367 All very amicable. How about you? 377 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,367 Well, uh, let's just 378 00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:02,400 say that I've not been quite as lucky in love 379 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,833 as I have been in business. 380 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:08,133 So we're both free agents now? 381 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,967 So that's one kung pao beef, one chicken chow mein. 382 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,867 -Crispy seaweed. -Crispy seaweed. 383 00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:23,067 -ROY: Capital ribs. -Capital ribs. 384 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,700 Sarah's getting us a Chinese! 385 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,367 I'm having pork balls, obviously. 386 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,067 What do you fancy, Aggie? 387 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,867 Actually, I'm just heading out. 388 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:32,067 Meeting my aunt. 389 00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:34,467 Heh. 390 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:39,733 Yes, she is a bit of a stickler for punctuality, so, uh 391 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,667 I better get going. 392 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,067 Heh! 393 00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:47,300 How's this? A bottle each? 394 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,867 Plus a cocktail. 395 00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:51,233 I've got a bottle of Napoleon brandy back at mine 396 00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:52,900 if you fancy a little 397 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,833 What 398 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,767 Ready? 399 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,600 I'm ready. 400 00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:08,767 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 401 00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:12,500 I don't think my legs are quite... 402 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,267 Liza. 403 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,300 Liza! 404 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,767 Hey, it's Agatha. 405 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:26,067 Oh. Bit weird. 406 00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:28,600 -No. 407 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,200 No, I never seen her before in my life. 408 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,467 -Let's go. 409 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:52,133 JONNY: Agatha. Agatha. 410 00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:54,300 Agatha, wake up. 411 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,900 Wake up. Agatha. 412 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,133 Oh! Yes. 413 00:22:57,133 --> 00:22:58,967 Can I get you to come back to mine? 414 00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:01,533 I can't. I can't because I can't. 415 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:04,600 There's a -- A man is coming to trim my thatch 416 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,533 first thing in the morning, so I've -- I've got to -- yeah. 417 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:13,133 You forgot something. 418 00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:15,467 -Oh! 419 00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:20,067 You look so beautiful in this light. 420 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:23,500 -Yeah. Huh. 421 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,633 I-I -- I think -- I think there's a... 422 00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:29,767 I think there might be a storm coming tonight. 423 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:13,433 I mean, coming back here -- late, drunk. 424 00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:14,967 Treating this place like a hotel. 425 00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:18,200 It is actually my house. 426 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,633 GEMMA: You lied to us, Aggie. 427 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:22,600 -The trust is broken. -We want the truth now. 428 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,567 -Otherwise you're grounded. -For a month. 429 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:27,500 All right! It wasn't my aunt. 430 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,967 Oh, bloody hypocrite. 431 00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:32,067 Okay, so I fancied him. 432 00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:33,367 But I don't now. 433 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:35,267 Oh, yeah. Looked like it an' all. 434 00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:38,867 Listen, I was just trying to humor him. 435 00:24:38,867 --> 00:24:41,700 -So that he didn't suspect. 436 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,833 That I thought there was something a bit weird going on. 437 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,800 Liza Friendly was at the pub. 438 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,400 She saw him, and she couldn't get away fast enough. 439 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,067 He claimed that he didn't know who she was, 440 00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:52,267 which I didn't believe. 441 00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:56,433 And then I get home, and I find this at the door. 442 00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,967 "Jonny Shawpart is dangerous. Get out before it's too late". 443 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,767 And you think this came from Liza? 444 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,167 Yeah, well, who else is it gonna be from? 445 00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:08,400 Gaz said something about Jonny targeting old slappers. 446 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,900 Sorry. Mature women. 447 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,800 Especially those who are loaded. Sorry. 448 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,233 If Liza's so scared, why doesn't she contact the police? 449 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:19,233 Because Jonny is a keeper of secrets. 450 00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:22,700 What if she had something that he was holding against her? 451 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,467 -Blackmail. -Blackmail. 452 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:26,567 Liza might not be his only victim. 453 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,933 I feel another investigation coming on. 454 00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:31,067 I'm gonna talk to Liza. 455 00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:33,300 I think she's obviously hiding something. 456 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:37,500 Gemma, you can go to the salon undercover. 457 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,633 Oh, no, I can't 'cause Kyra's at Guide camp. 458 00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:42,667 -Oh, Kyra! -SARAH: I'll go. 459 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,167 If the women of this parish are in danger, 460 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,067 -it's my duty to protect them. -Perfect! 461 00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:50,367 So if Jonny Shawpart is up to something, 462 00:25:50,367 --> 00:25:52,200 -the single ladies... -And Sarah. 463 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,767 ...and Sarah are not gonna let him get away with it. 464 00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,133 Oh, hi. 465 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:06,833 Is Liza in? 466 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:07,733 What's it about? 467 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,367 The ladies society concert. 468 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,067 LIZA: Agatha! 469 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:20,267 I'd offer you tea, but we're about to go out. 470 00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:21,900 Oh, it won't take long. 471 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:26,233 I, um, just... 472 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,067 ...wanted to check that you were okay. 473 00:26:30,067 --> 00:26:31,267 Why wouldn't I be? 474 00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:32,367 Last night. 475 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:35,900 Oh, that. I was rushing to the ladies. 476 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,300 I should never eat prawns. 477 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,433 They go right through me. 478 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:44,067 So, uh, you didn't leave that note? 479 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,733 Uh, thanks for popping by, Agatha! 480 00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:52,233 Uh, I'll see you at rehearsal. 481 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,867 JOSIE: Is it itchy, though, or is it smelly? 482 00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:03,200 Oh, it's both? Right, okay. 483 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,400 Yeah. 484 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,733 No, there's cream for that. Don't worry. 485 00:27:06,733 --> 00:27:09,733 Yeah, no, I've had that. Absolutely. 486 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:11,167 Okay. 487 00:27:12,567 --> 00:27:14,467 Oh, I'd like an appointment with Jonny Shawpart, please. 488 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,300 Oh, you and every other sex-starved woman 489 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,400 living in the Cotswolds. 490 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,067 Call you back, Mum. 491 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:21,267 He's fully booked for the next six weeks, I'm afraid. 492 00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:23,067 I-I'll wait for a cancellation. 493 00:27:23,067 --> 00:27:25,700 -He's not in till later. -I'll come back then. 494 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,633 Okay. 495 00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:29,933 Just so you know, I'm not sex-starved. 496 00:27:29,933 --> 00:27:31,567 I'm a happily married vicar's wife 497 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,967 with a very adventurous love life. 498 00:27:32,967 --> 00:27:34,367 Praise the Lord. 499 00:27:35,567 --> 00:27:37,967 -Hi, Bill. -They had a break-in last night. 500 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:40,467 Bloody kids. They're like cockroaches, aren't they? 501 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,067 Get in anywhere. 502 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,667 I'll see you then. 503 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,367 I don't know what came over me. 504 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:51,367 Don't worry. You're only bigging up what the Bible says. 505 00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:54,333 Go forth and multiply. Jez would be proud. 506 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:55,867 Well, at least I didn't mention role-play. 507 00:27:55,867 --> 00:27:58,567 That was on the tip of my tongue. 508 00:27:58,567 --> 00:28:00,900 That's Jonny's car. 509 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:02,500 What's he doing here? 510 00:28:14,267 --> 00:28:16,100 She's old enough to be his mother. 511 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,067 SARAH: Jez was with a older woman when we first met. 512 00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:21,367 Taught him everything he knows. I'm rather grateful, really. 513 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,900 -Jez is quite the man. -Mm. 514 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,633 Yes, he is. 515 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,633 Listen! 516 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:35,267 Now he's showing his true colors. 517 00:28:36,267 --> 00:28:38,233 Gotcha. 518 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:42,133 -That's not good. -Unh-unh. 519 00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:43,667 -We should probably help. -Yeah. 520 00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:45,067 Let's go. 521 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:49,900 ROY: Look at that. That's bad. 522 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:52,233 Her name's Maggie. She's in an unhappy marriage. 523 00:28:52,233 --> 00:28:53,867 Jonny was all over her at the salon. 524 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:54,933 So, what do we do now? 525 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,600 What do we do? We flush him out. 526 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,700 Are the single ladies still accepting members? 527 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,733 Oh, really? Not you as well. 528 00:29:01,733 --> 00:29:03,267 Jez is threatening to cancel our holiday. 529 00:29:03,267 --> 00:29:04,933 It was supposed to be our second bloody honeymoon. 530 00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:07,200 I know! You have been planning it for ages. 531 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,133 Well, the bishop was appalled by all the buckets in the church, 532 00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:12,433 so Jez says he can't in all conscience go anywhere 533 00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:14,400 until we raise money for the repairs. 534 00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:17,867 Leave it with me. 535 00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:19,667 I owe you after today. 536 00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:22,367 -See you at the meeting. 537 00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:27,767 Sarah deserves her holiday. 538 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:31,567 And how amazing would it be if we could all help get her there? 539 00:29:31,567 --> 00:29:35,300 But the concert, as it stands, 540 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:38,200 does not really raise the amount of funds that we need. 541 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,967 So, with my old P.R. hat on, 542 00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:44,800 may I suggest a bit of a rebrand. 543 00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:50,400 A burlesque extravaganza! 544 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,233 I've always fancied meself in a basque. 545 00:29:53,233 --> 00:29:56,133 I couldn't. Rob wouldn't let me. 546 00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:58,933 What's it got to do with Rob? This is not about him. 547 00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:02,867 This is for us. It is not for anyone else. 548 00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:05,933 Dress it up all you like. It's just glorified stripping. 549 00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:08,067 AGATHA: Ah, you see, that's where you're wrong. 550 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,433 It's much more than that. 551 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:13,333 This is about feeling confident in your own skin, 552 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,533 about feeling powerful, beautiful. 553 00:30:15,533 --> 00:30:17,267 It doesn't matter how old you are, 554 00:30:17,267 --> 00:30:18,567 whether you're fat or thin. 555 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,000 I'm not sure. 556 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,500 Sarah! Think about the W.I. ladies with their calendars. 557 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:26,500 That wasn't degrading. I bet they all had their doubts. 558 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:29,367 It was inspiring! It was liberating! 559 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:32,233 I have contacts who can help with merchandising. 560 00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:33,433 Think about it. 561 00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:34,933 Mugs, tea towels, T-shirts. 562 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:37,267 With the right marketing, 563 00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:40,733 we could get the money to save this church roof. 564 00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:42,900 This could be massive. Yeah, I'm up for it. 565 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:44,600 And so am I. 566 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,533 As long as it's tastefully done. 567 00:30:46,533 --> 00:30:47,933 Well! 568 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:51,833 You'll be getting my resignation in the morning, Mrs. Bloxby. 569 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,133 Nice one, Aggie. 570 00:30:53,133 --> 00:30:57,000 Don't forget your broomstick on the way out. 571 00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:00,333 Well, let's have a show of hands. 572 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,967 All those in favor? 573 00:31:04,267 --> 00:31:08,967 Uh, I'm sorry, Sarah. I-I wish I could, but I-I can't. 574 00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:13,333 Sarah. 575 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,433 Yeah. 576 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,933 Jonny's agreed to meet me at the White Hart for lunch. 577 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,433 Game on. 578 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,467 Testing, testing. One, two, three. 579 00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:29,467 Hear you loud and clear. 580 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:32,067 Over. 581 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,633 Target is on his way. 582 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,100 Over. 583 00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:48,300 Target has arrived. 584 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,633 Looking like an absolute whopper. 585 00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:55,333 Over. 586 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,300 -Doot! -Oh! 587 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,900 Oh! Hi! 588 00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:09,300 Oh, my God. What happened? 589 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,867 Joy rider ran into me. 590 00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:12,133 Face hit the windscreen. 591 00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:14,233 Car's a complete write-off. 592 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,233 But I'm fine now. 593 00:32:16,233 --> 00:32:18,533 -Eh, it's just a few bruises. 594 00:32:19,467 --> 00:32:22,400 Well, I just wanted to say I am sorry 595 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,067 for getting so drunk. 596 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,200 Ah, no need. 597 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,900 It's just a shame we didn't have that nightcap. 598 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,400 Well, it gives us an opportunity 599 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,900 to get to know each other a little. 600 00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:32,067 Like, for example, what are you doing here? 601 00:32:32,067 --> 00:32:34,100 I mean, you don't strike me as a country bumpkin type. 602 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,467 I was working too hard. 603 00:32:35,467 --> 00:32:37,533 Sold the Bristol salon for a small fortune. 604 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,400 Escaped to Evesham for the country dream. 605 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,100 Oh, well, you're looking good on it. 606 00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:44,700 Partly down to these. 607 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,733 Vitamins from L.A. 608 00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:49,633 Vale View Pharmacy managed to track them down for me. 609 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,233 Trouble is... 610 00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:54,900 ...I'm so chilled now, 611 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:56,167 I'm restless. 612 00:32:56,167 --> 00:32:57,500 I need a new challenge. 613 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,300 Yes. I know the feeling. 614 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,233 I'm thinking about starting a salon in London. 615 00:33:01,233 --> 00:33:02,867 Mayfair. Bond Street. 616 00:33:02,867 --> 00:33:04,433 Oh, do you know, I would love to go back. 617 00:33:04,433 --> 00:33:06,933 I have made such a mess of things here. 618 00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:08,867 We could go together. 619 00:33:10,967 --> 00:33:13,500 Well, I know how to run a successful salon. 620 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,700 You know how to run a high-end P.R. campaign. 621 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:18,600 Mm, well, I have been looking for an investment. 622 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,500 And I've been looking for a woman to invest in. 623 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,933 There is something you should know 624 00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:25,767 before this goes any further. 625 00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:27,433 I am in a relationship. 626 00:33:27,433 --> 00:33:30,833 But it's complicated. 627 00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:34,300 Things haven't been going well, and then James went away, 628 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,900 and, uh, I -- well, I, um, 629 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,433 slept with his best friend, Charles. 630 00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:42,100 Just the once. 631 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,233 Oh, dear. 632 00:33:43,233 --> 00:33:45,067 It's okay, Agatha. We all make mistakes. 633 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:47,833 But what you don't understand is that Charles is a psychopath. 634 00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,633 He's pathologically jealous. 635 00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:50,900 He refuses to let me go, 636 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,967 and James is gonna come back any day now, and... 637 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,967 -I'm here now. -Ohh! 638 00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:56,800 But I don't want you to get all involved. 639 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,167 I'm already involved. 640 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:02,067 Tell me all about it. We can deal with it together. 641 00:34:02,067 --> 00:34:04,600 But first let's get a bottle. 642 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,633 Agatha! 643 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,133 Did you get my flowers? 644 00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:15,267 Charles! 645 00:34:15,267 --> 00:34:16,700 You're a violent psycho, jealous, 646 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,433 and can't bear to see me with another man! 647 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,933 I really like you, Agatha, but that's going to far. 648 00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:23,700 It's role-play, Charles. Just go with it. 649 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:25,200 I'll explain later. 650 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,800 Oh! Uh, Jonny. 651 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,700 This is Charles. 652 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,933 Oh, just you calm down! 653 00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:33,433 I don't want another one of your jealous episodes! 654 00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:35,567 So you're stalking her now? 655 00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:36,867 Yes, uh, Jonny is my hairdresser, 656 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:38,433 who did such a beautiful job on my hair 657 00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:41,067 that I just wanted to take him out to lunch to thank him. 658 00:34:41,067 --> 00:34:43,967 Oh, and you expect me to believe that, do you? 659 00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:46,833 You lying little tart! 660 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,633 -Oh! Aah! -You're coming with me! 661 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:50,433 Oh! No, please! Hands off me! 662 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,800 Get your hands off her. 663 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,067 Listen, if I were you, I'd damn well stay out of this. 664 00:34:55,067 --> 00:34:56,067 Or what? 665 00:34:57,733 --> 00:35:02,233 Or I'll give you a big fat fist sandwich. 666 00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:07,133 Smash your nose to smithereens. 667 00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:11,067 Before or after I cut off your balls off 668 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,333 and stuff them down your throat? 669 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,367 Time to go, Charlie boy. 670 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,767 Not so brave now, are you? 671 00:35:28,567 --> 00:35:30,133 You okay? 672 00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:32,367 I'm gonna just make sure he leaves. I'll be right back. 673 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:59,100 JONNY: Hello? Hello. 674 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,067 Hello, hello? I can't hear you. 675 00:36:01,067 --> 00:36:03,933 You're breaking up. You're breaking up. 676 00:36:03,933 --> 00:36:06,800 Listen, listen. Listen to me. 677 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,367 Stop your pathetic sniveling and listen. 678 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:10,933 I don't care how hard it is. 679 00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:13,133 Get me that money, or it's all over. 680 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:16,267 He needs money. Why? 681 00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:17,667 Business is booming. 682 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,900 Plus he drives a 100-grand car. 683 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:23,500 Or he did, until he wrote it off. 684 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,233 Maybe he just gets off on the power, 685 00:36:25,233 --> 00:36:29,633 uses it to ensnare women and control their every move. 686 00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:31,700 Or it's greed, pure and simple. 687 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,667 He says he wants to go into business with me. 688 00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:34,667 Needs an investor. 689 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,367 Wants to rip you off, more like. 690 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:38,267 I'm gonna go back to the salon. 691 00:36:38,267 --> 00:36:39,800 Gonna keep stringing him along 692 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,900 until we get the proof that we need. 693 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,633 I could go undercover. 694 00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:45,733 Gaz offered me a free Thai massage. 695 00:36:51,967 --> 00:36:53,367 -Hey. -Oh! 696 00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:55,567 Oh. Hey! 697 00:36:55,567 --> 00:36:57,067 Roy. 698 00:36:57,067 --> 00:36:58,700 Let's get you on that table, shall we? 699 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:00,333 I've got some fabulous oils 700 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,900 with your name on them, actually, so... 701 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:04,600 Want to... 702 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,733 Can't wait. 703 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,867 Okay, come on through. Mind how you go there. 704 00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:15,867 I like your trainers. My nan's got a pair. 705 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:18,467 The mud pack is straight from the Dead Sea. 706 00:37:18,467 --> 00:37:20,733 But you're not dead yet. So that's good, isn't it? 707 00:37:20,733 --> 00:37:23,500 I'm just gonna make this a bit tighter. 708 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,433 See, it's supposed to help with wrinkles, 709 00:37:26,433 --> 00:37:28,833 but I think you might've left it too late. 710 00:37:30,267 --> 00:37:31,700 Mm. 711 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,733 That's a busy little fingernail you've got going on there. 712 00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:37,700 Toxic Jade. Gorgeous, aren't they? 713 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,833 We've got a promotion on neons at the moment, 714 00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:42,900 but neons don't complement the aging hand. 715 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,400 So if I was you, I'd go for, like, a nude. 716 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,067 With a pearlescent shimmer or something, like the queen. 717 00:37:48,067 --> 00:37:49,400 Thanks, Josie. 718 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,200 Oh, can I get you anything? Like a water? 719 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,300 Green tea? Smashed avocado? 720 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,467 -No, thank you. -Okay. 721 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,100 Do you think all this is really necessary? 722 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:03,200 Your complexion will be more radiant. 723 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,267 Trust me. 724 00:38:04,267 --> 00:38:06,733 Josie thinks I'm beyond restoration. 725 00:38:06,733 --> 00:38:09,367 Her lack of tact masks a heart of gold. 726 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:10,800 She clearly adores you. 727 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,200 -It's just a crush. 728 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:15,900 Like she could ever compete with you, Agatha. 729 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:17,467 I'm really not that special, Jonny. 730 00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:18,467 Ooh. 731 00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:20,367 Been thinking about you all day. 732 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:22,833 -Can't concentrate. 733 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,967 Oh, sorry. 734 00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:26,933 I'll be right back. 735 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:42,067 Ohhhhhhhhh, 736 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:47,100 that is sweeeeeeet! 737 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,900 Jonny hasn't got any nicer, then? 738 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,067 No. Still treating me like his little bitch. 739 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:52,167 -Ow! 740 00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,600 Soon as I qualify, I'm out of here. 741 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,700 MAN: 742 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,067 What was that? 743 00:38:57,067 --> 00:38:59,233 Sounds suspiciously like a happy ending. 744 00:38:59,233 --> 00:39:00,367 Eww. 745 00:39:00,367 --> 00:39:01,900 Josie will do anything for a big tip. 746 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,233 That bloke's not the only thing she's creaming off. 747 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:07,333 Yuck. 748 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,967 Cash has been disappearing from the office. 749 00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:12,167 Jonny keeps accusing me, but I know it's her. 750 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:15,100 That didn't sound very happy. 751 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:36,533 Aah! 752 00:39:55,500 --> 00:40:00,067 Yeah, Salon JS, Evesham high street. 753 00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:02,300 Yeah. Thanks. 754 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,733 Police and ambulance are on their way. 755 00:40:12,567 --> 00:40:13,700 What are you doing? 756 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,133 I found a letter from Liza Friendly 757 00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:16,167 in Jonny's man bag, 758 00:40:16,167 --> 00:40:18,400 begging him to stop blackmailing her. 759 00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:22,500 To his house. 760 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,000 His address was on the envelope. 761 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,100 To do what exactly? 762 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:28,733 I think that all of Jonny's women had secrets, 763 00:40:28,733 --> 00:40:30,133 and that was why he chose them. 764 00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:32,267 If I don't destroy the evidence, their lives are gonna be ruined. 765 00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:33,400 But what if it was murder? 766 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,000 One of Jonny's women could be his killer. 767 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,900 Listen, you just go and stall the police 768 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,267 for as long as you can. 769 00:40:38,267 --> 00:40:40,467 ROY: Aggie. 770 00:40:40,467 --> 00:40:41,833 You've got a green face. 771 00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,500 Mm! 772 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,533 Everybody stay where they are. 773 00:41:14,533 --> 00:41:16,533 This is now officially a crime scene. 774 00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:17,700 You think it's murder? 775 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,533 I cannot reveal anything 776 00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:21,900 until the escalated working practices 777 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,633 have been escalated 778 00:41:23,633 --> 00:41:26,367 and the decision-making systems 779 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:30,600 for the newly categorized complex investigation 780 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,067 have been implemented. 781 00:41:32,067 --> 00:41:33,667 He's been on a course. 782 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:34,833 Golf, or...? 783 00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:36,667 Nobody is permitted to leave 784 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:39,533 until all threat, risk, and vulnerability factors 785 00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,067 have been assessed, 786 00:41:41,067 --> 00:41:46,533 including any potential link to organized crime and terrorism. 787 00:41:46,533 --> 00:41:48,533 Terrorism? Oh, my God. 788 00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:49,967 BILL: No need to panic. 789 00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:52,900 What D.C.I. Wilkes means is we'll have to take a statement 790 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:54,167 before we can let you leave. 791 00:41:54,167 --> 00:41:56,800 Well, we're not all here. Someone's done a runner. 792 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,600 -Mrs. Agatha Raisin. 793 00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:08,333 Joy rider, my ass. 794 00:43:46,867 --> 00:43:49,167 Which supermarket is this suit from? 795 00:43:49,167 --> 00:43:50,900 So Agatha vanished into thin air 796 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,133 without a word to her best mate? 797 00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:53,967 I had a deceased hairdresser to deal with. 798 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:55,367 It's all a bit of a blur. 799 00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:58,100 Under Subsection 2 of the 1911 Perjury Act, 800 00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:00,733 I could arrest you on suspicion of telling porkies. 801 00:44:00,733 --> 00:44:01,733 Go on, then. 802 00:44:01,733 --> 00:44:03,067 But I swear to God 803 00:44:03,067 --> 00:44:06,200 I have absolutely no idea where she is. 804 00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:19,700 Liza Friendly? 805 00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:25,233 Liza very friendly. 806 00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:29,233 Maggie Henderson?! 807 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:32,833 Oh! How is she even doing that? 808 00:44:34,767 --> 00:44:36,600 Deirdra Darry? Seriously?! 809 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:15,267 Oh, God. 810 00:46:15,267 --> 00:46:16,900 Ohh! 811 00:46:24,267 --> 00:46:25,467 Come on, Roy. 812 00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,667 Think. What would Madonna do? 813 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:33,700 Ahh. 814 00:46:34,733 --> 00:46:36,333 Destroy the evidence! 815 00:46:37,367 --> 00:46:39,633 In we go. In we go. 816 00:47:01,067 --> 00:47:02,533 I'm coming! 817 00:47:09,133 --> 00:47:13,067 Mrs. Agatha Raisin. 818 00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:15,600 -AGATHA: Roy. 819 00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:18,967 He's developed a severe problem with foot odor, 820 00:47:18,967 --> 00:47:21,467 and he's finding it very difficult to shift. 821 00:47:21,467 --> 00:47:23,400 As you are no doubt aware, 822 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,733 Jonny Shawpart was found dead at his salon earlier today, 823 00:47:27,733 --> 00:47:30,167 a death we're treating as suspicious 824 00:47:30,167 --> 00:47:34,333 under Section 4, Subsection 2b of, uh.... 825 00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:36,267 Wait. I've lost the page. 826 00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:39,867 And you, Mrs. Raisin... 827 00:47:42,367 --> 00:47:46,067 We have a witness who claims you absconded from the scene 828 00:47:46,067 --> 00:47:49,200 minutes after the said victim's demise. 829 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,200 "Give the suspect the earliest opportunity to explain 830 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,333 why the offense took place." 831 00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:54,867 No, I didn't mean to read that bit out loud. 832 00:47:54,867 --> 00:47:55,900 Where did you go? 833 00:47:58,133 --> 00:48:01,400 Well, I came home. I was in shock. 834 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,433 and I -- I didn't know what to do with myself. 835 00:48:04,433 --> 00:48:07,167 So you were nowhere near Mr. Shawpart's residence 836 00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:08,400 at any point today? 837 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,600 No. 838 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,733 So you know nothing about the fire at his home? 839 00:48:11,733 --> 00:48:12,967 -No. 840 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,700 Oh. We've got a forensic lead at the property. 841 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:19,767 I need to speak to the F.O. 842 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,567 Why are you wearing a dressing gown? 843 00:48:25,567 --> 00:48:28,733 Bill, I simply felt the need for lounge wear. 844 00:48:28,733 --> 00:48:31,267 I was feeling a little stressed. Do you have a problem with that? 845 00:48:31,267 --> 00:48:33,167 I'm perfectly fine now. I can just... 846 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:35,633 Experience tells me you're more involved in this 847 00:48:35,633 --> 00:48:36,633 than you're letting on. 848 00:48:36,633 --> 00:48:38,967 All right, okay. 849 00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:41,600 So is this the bit where you tell me 850 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,467 not to get involved in detecting, is it? 851 00:48:43,467 --> 00:48:46,233 No, actually. I need your help. 852 00:48:47,167 --> 00:48:50,500 Wilkes regurgitating the rule book is getting us nowhere. 853 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,667 You share what you know. I'll do the same. 854 00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:55,500 Then maybe we can solve this case together. 855 00:48:55,500 --> 00:49:00,067 Oh, Bill! I don't -- I don't know anything. 856 00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:01,433 This isn't a game, Agatha. 857 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,933 They reckon Jonny was poisoned. 858 00:49:05,933 --> 00:49:08,267 And not just any old poison. 859 00:49:08,267 --> 00:49:10,567 His symptoms indicate ricin, 860 00:49:10,567 --> 00:49:13,867 which was injected into vitamins found at the scene. 861 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:16,533 -Oh, my God. -Yeah! 862 00:49:16,533 --> 00:49:18,100 And according to witness statements, 863 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:20,600 you were with him the day before he died, 864 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,600 in the salon when he died, and then you do a runner. 865 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,933 If you're not the murderer, 866 00:49:25,933 --> 00:49:28,200 why take such a close interest in Jonny Shawpart? 867 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,067 He was blackmailing some of his clients. 868 00:49:31,067 --> 00:49:32,600 Why not come to us first? 869 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,067 Because I was trying to stop him before anybody else got hurt. 870 00:49:36,067 --> 00:49:38,867 Some of his victims had far too much lose. 871 00:49:38,867 --> 00:49:41,867 Jonny's murder means his victims are now suspects. 872 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:46,933 It was arson. 873 00:49:46,933 --> 00:49:49,933 Started by an accelerant chemical substance 874 00:49:49,933 --> 00:49:51,800 as yet unknown. 875 00:49:53,367 --> 00:49:54,867 Well, any witnesses? 876 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:57,500 I'm not authorized to reveal classified information 877 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,367 to my prime suspect. 878 00:49:59,367 --> 00:50:02,700 You're not supposed to tell her she's your prime suspect, sir. 879 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,700 Mm? 880 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:07,067 Mrs. Raisin was familiar with the victim. 881 00:50:07,067 --> 00:50:10,500 Maybe she can shed some light on the footage we received. 882 00:50:13,133 --> 00:50:17,767 This individual was seen entering the property 883 00:50:17,767 --> 00:50:19,967 from a neighbor's security camera. 884 00:50:19,967 --> 00:50:23,800 Blacked-out face. Black-hooded mac. 885 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,733 Nothing whatsoever to identify them. 886 00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:29,467 Apart from the distinctive shiny trainers 887 00:50:29,467 --> 00:50:30,667 with red laces, sir. 888 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:34,800 WILKES: Apart from that, obviously. 889 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:40,533 So do you recognize this person, Mrs. Raisin? 890 00:50:43,567 --> 00:50:44,867 No. 891 00:50:48,367 --> 00:50:50,133 This isn't over, Mrs. Raisin. 892 00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:52,167 Not by a long chalk! 893 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,800 Everything all right, Agatha? 894 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,100 Yes. Yes. Uh... 895 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:04,767 I'm -- I'm the new neighborhood watch warden. 896 00:51:04,767 --> 00:51:06,333 You? 897 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,700 Yes. 898 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:11,633 Uh, they were just bringing me some information packs. 899 00:51:23,067 --> 00:51:24,400 So there was nothing to identify 900 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,967 our friendly neighborhood fire starter? 901 00:51:25,967 --> 00:51:28,667 Mnh-mnh. Nothing. 902 00:51:28,667 --> 00:51:30,133 Roy, what if they think it's me? 903 00:51:30,133 --> 00:51:32,667 The forensics are there at Jonny's house right now, 904 00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:33,800 mooching around. 905 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,567 -Yes! 906 00:51:35,567 --> 00:51:38,067 The killer injected his vitamins with ricin. 907 00:51:38,067 --> 00:51:38,833 Ricin? 908 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:41,367 Ricin. 909 00:51:42,067 --> 00:51:45,167 ROY: "Ricin is one of the most poisonous substances on earth. 910 00:51:45,167 --> 00:51:47,300 It is derived from the seeds of the castor oil plant." 911 00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:48,533 Castor oil plant. I mean...? 912 00:51:48,533 --> 00:51:50,400 We need to find out who has one, 913 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,933 and if so, whether there's any connections with Jonny. 914 00:51:52,933 --> 00:51:54,567 Mm! 915 00:51:54,567 --> 00:51:57,400 I told Deirdra Darry that I was made neighbor watch warden. 916 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,833 So that gives us carte blanche to go rooting around 917 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,567 in people's herbaceous borders. 918 00:52:01,567 --> 00:52:03,167 Right. Come on. Let's get cracking. 919 00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:04,333 Oh, no, we can't. 920 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:05,833 We've got the costume fitting with Gemma, 921 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,100 and I'm stage manager now. 922 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,933 But I can do some subtle asking around. 923 00:52:08,933 --> 00:52:11,067 "Nice weather we're having. Do you have a castor oil plant?" 924 00:52:11,067 --> 00:52:12,067 Probably not like that. 925 00:52:12,067 --> 00:52:13,333 But Sarah knows everything about everyone, 926 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,333 so let's just ask her. 927 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:15,967 Right, come on. We have a plan. 928 00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:17,100 Okay. 929 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:22,767 Now, try them on in the toilets and then come and see Eve, 930 00:52:22,767 --> 00:52:26,733 who has kindly joined us as hair and beauty consultant. 931 00:52:26,733 --> 00:52:29,467 -We're going full-on glamour. -Ooh! 932 00:52:29,467 --> 00:52:30,833 Oh, and ladies, 933 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,067 there've been reports 934 00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:34,167 that Peeping George is in the vicinity. 935 00:52:34,167 --> 00:52:36,767 So no undressing near any of the windows. 936 00:52:36,767 --> 00:52:37,967 That's a shame. 937 00:52:37,967 --> 00:52:40,567 You -- You have to call Agatha, James. 938 00:52:40,567 --> 00:52:42,633 Well, she keeps asking if I know where you are, 939 00:52:42,633 --> 00:52:44,233 and you know how much I hate lying. 940 00:52:44,233 --> 00:52:47,067 These are lush, Mrs. B. Where'd you get them from? 941 00:52:47,067 --> 00:52:48,633 Found a catalog 942 00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:50,567 in Bernard Boggle's bedside cabinet. 943 00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:53,267 -He's a dark horse. -Pshh, you're not wrong. 944 00:52:53,267 --> 00:52:55,867 He's hung like an Arab stallion. 945 00:52:55,867 --> 00:52:58,333 -Oh, you don't want to know. 946 00:52:58,333 --> 00:52:59,533 I do, please. 947 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:02,333 -Oh, yeah. 948 00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:03,933 Yeah, I love it. Very dominatrix. 949 00:53:03,933 --> 00:53:05,433 You'll terrify the blokes in that. 950 00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:07,833 If they can't handle it, tough. 951 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:10,533 We are not pandering to any of them anymore. 952 00:53:10,533 --> 00:53:11,300 Yeah. 953 00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:12,667 And we've got you to thank 954 00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:15,233 for that, Mrs. Raisin. 955 00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:16,500 Thanks, Mrs. Raisin. 956 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:18,200 I've got some nipple tassels 957 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,667 that'll look magnificent on you, Mrs. Benson. 958 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:22,533 Now, where are they, Roy dear? 959 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,200 Come on, then, Boggler. 960 00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:29,600 She's had a bit of a personality transplant, hasn't she? 961 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,267 Since she kicked her old man out. 962 00:53:31,267 --> 00:53:33,633 She never used to thank anyone for anything. 963 00:53:33,633 --> 00:53:35,267 Single-lady life clearly suits her. 964 00:53:35,267 --> 00:53:38,833 Can you give me a hand, Gemma, if it's not too much trouble? 965 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,467 Yeah, sure. 966 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:44,933 -I feel like such a fraud. 967 00:53:44,933 --> 00:53:48,367 Everyone thanking me for their newfound emancipation. 968 00:53:48,367 --> 00:53:52,167 First sniff of male attention, and I nearly sniffed him. 969 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:53,567 You didn't succumb. 970 00:53:53,567 --> 00:53:55,067 Only because I realized he was a blackmailer 971 00:53:55,067 --> 00:53:56,667 and I was gonna be his next victim. 972 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,700 Otherwise I would have been right in there. 973 00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:02,267 So you've stopped missing James, then? 974 00:54:02,267 --> 00:54:03,467 No. 975 00:54:03,467 --> 00:54:04,900 This is because I miss him. 976 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:08,100 Well, he'll be back. I'm sure of it. 977 00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:11,067 But do you think he's gonna be coming back to me? 978 00:54:11,067 --> 00:54:12,867 Ohhh. 979 00:54:12,867 --> 00:54:14,900 Listen to me! 980 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,800 I'm more of a sap than Liza Friendly, 981 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,433 mooning over a man who quite frankly does not deserve me. 982 00:54:20,433 --> 00:54:21,933 I haven't heard from Liza in a while. 983 00:54:21,933 --> 00:54:23,900 I've been calling her, but... 984 00:54:25,433 --> 00:54:27,900 Oh, I know that face. Is she in trouble? 985 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:28,933 She could be. 986 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,833 Jonny was blackmailing her. 987 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:34,067 I think her husband must have found out. 988 00:54:34,067 --> 00:54:36,933 And someone took a pop at Jonny a couple of days before he died. 989 00:54:36,933 --> 00:54:38,667 Rob Friendly may be an unreconstructed Neanderthal, 990 00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:39,667 but he's not a murderer. 991 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,633 Yeah, well, I just need to find out, 992 00:54:41,633 --> 00:54:42,667 make sure she's okay. 993 00:54:42,667 --> 00:54:43,900 Do you want me to come with you? 994 00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:46,367 Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, but you could help me. 995 00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:49,267 Do you know of anyone in Carsely that's got a castor oil plant? 996 00:54:49,267 --> 00:54:51,167 Not off the top of my head. 997 00:54:51,167 --> 00:54:53,067 But I could snoop around. 998 00:55:17,133 --> 00:55:19,067 I just wanted to check you were okay. 999 00:55:19,067 --> 00:55:21,300 Sarah Bloxby said she'd been trying to reach you. 1000 00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:24,367 Rob doesn't want me involved. Says it's degrading. 1001 00:55:24,367 --> 00:55:25,467 Sorry! 1002 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,300 I need to talk to you about Jonny. 1003 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,333 Did Rob know about this? 1004 00:55:40,067 --> 00:55:42,967 So he wasn't the one who attacked Jonny? 1005 00:55:42,967 --> 00:55:46,300 If Rob knew I was cheating, it wouldn't be Jonny he'd hurt. 1006 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:51,967 Mum gave me some money when she sold her house. 1007 00:55:51,967 --> 00:55:53,600 £12,000. 1008 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,767 Rob knew nothing about it. 1009 00:55:56,767 --> 00:55:58,233 Mum didn't trust him. 1010 00:55:58,233 --> 00:56:01,133 -But you told Jonny. -I thought he loved me. 1011 00:56:01,133 --> 00:56:04,933 He was so kind, caring. 1012 00:56:04,933 --> 00:56:06,533 Told me I was beautiful. 1013 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:09,433 And then he went cold on you. 1014 00:56:09,433 --> 00:56:12,400 I couldn't understand it. So I started following him. 1015 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,633 I saw him with that old frump Maggie. 1016 00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:17,067 What did she have that I didn't? 1017 00:56:17,067 --> 00:56:18,367 More money, probably. 1018 00:56:18,367 --> 00:56:20,267 I bombarded him with texts 1019 00:56:20,267 --> 00:56:21,867 telling him how much I loved him. 1020 00:56:21,867 --> 00:56:23,500 And he threatened to show them to Rob? 1021 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:26,300 I gave him half my mum's money in cash, 1022 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,367 and he deleted the texts in front of me, 1023 00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:32,467 but he'd kept copies then demanded more money. 1024 00:56:34,067 --> 00:56:36,500 When I heard he was dead, I thought I'd escaped from hell. 1025 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,267 Did you see him with anyone else? 1026 00:56:38,267 --> 00:56:40,200 That Josie was always hanging around. 1027 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,433 I was so jealous. 1028 00:56:41,433 --> 00:56:43,067 ROB: Liza?! 1029 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:44,800 Liza?! 1030 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,200 -You'll have to go out the back. -Forgot my bloody golf balls! 1031 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,433 None of this can ever come out, Agatha. 1032 00:56:49,433 --> 00:56:50,667 Promise me. I'd rather die. 1033 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:54,267 I won't let anything happen. I swear. 1034 00:57:02,733 --> 00:57:05,067 Oof! 1035 00:57:11,067 --> 00:57:13,067 Come on, come on. 1036 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,633 Agatha, are you all right? 1037 00:57:20,633 --> 00:57:22,867 Oh! 1038 00:57:22,867 --> 00:57:25,167 Yes, I'm fine. 1039 00:57:25,167 --> 00:57:26,433 Where are you? 1040 00:57:32,133 --> 00:57:33,900 I think you're right. 1041 00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,667 So that means that Jonny was blackmailing Deirdra Darry, 1042 00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:39,967 and she was poisoning him 1043 00:57:39,967 --> 00:57:42,200 to prevent anyone finding out about the affair. 1044 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,433 Well, it fits the pattern. 1045 00:57:44,433 --> 00:57:46,167 So that means that Jonny actually -- oh! 1046 00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:47,533 Did the deed with Deirdra. 1047 00:57:47,533 --> 00:57:49,567 It just seems a bit of a stretch, don't you think? 1048 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:51,067 Oh, Jonny would do anything for money. 1049 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:52,333 Even Deirdra Darry. 1050 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:54,600 And guess which pharmacy supplied his vitamins. 1051 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,600 Deirdra Darry again! 1052 00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,067 -Oh, you're good at this lark. -I know. 1053 00:58:00,067 --> 00:58:01,933 We still need to make sure that this plant 1054 00:58:01,933 --> 00:58:03,633 is what we think it is. 1055 00:58:03,633 --> 00:58:05,900 Mrs. Boggle. She's quite the botanist. 1056 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,367 -I'll get her a cutting. 1057 00:58:07,367 --> 00:58:09,800 -DEIRDRA: Reggie! -She's back, she's back! 1058 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,600 Come to Mummy! 1059 00:58:12,933 --> 00:58:14,067 I've got treatipoos! 1060 00:58:15,733 --> 00:58:18,067 What on earth is going... 1061 00:58:20,067 --> 00:58:21,200 ...on? 1062 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,900 Neighborhood watch. 1063 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:26,067 We, uh, thought we saw an intruder. 1064 00:58:26,067 --> 00:58:28,467 -False alarm. 1065 00:58:28,467 --> 00:58:32,133 But I am gonna have to check out your internal security. 1066 00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:34,833 -If that's okay. -No! It's not okay. 1067 00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:37,467 Now, get off my property before I call the police. 1068 00:58:40,067 --> 00:58:42,433 -You go to Mrs. Boggle. -I'm not leaving you! 1069 00:58:42,433 --> 00:58:45,233 Listen, I'm fine. I can handle it. Go! 1070 00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:50,800 He's only following his instincts. 1071 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,300 Just like you were with Jonny Shawpart? 1072 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:55,700 I know you were the one that supplied the vitamins 1073 00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:57,067 that killed him. 1074 00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:59,267 Not here. Come inside. 1075 00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:07,467 My late husband, Keith, 1076 00:59:07,467 --> 00:59:09,633 he did a big plumbing job for Jonny 1077 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:11,900 when he first moved to the area. 1078 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:13,733 He was a master plumber. 1079 00:59:13,733 --> 00:59:15,333 Course he was. 1080 00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,700 Keith always wanted me to have the best of everything. 1081 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,267 Couldn't always afford it, though. 1082 00:59:19,267 --> 00:59:22,100 What's this got to do with Jonny? 1083 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,667 Keith installed a whole heating system. 1084 00:59:24,667 --> 00:59:27,533 Kitchen, three bathrooms. 1085 00:59:27,533 --> 00:59:30,200 And all for cash. He didn't declare it. 1086 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,533 -I had no idea. -But Jonny did. 1087 00:59:32,533 --> 00:59:36,400 He told me that if I didn't give him £10,000, 1088 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,600 that he would tell the HMRC, 1089 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,200 they'd be forced to investigate, and it could ruin me. 1090 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,900 So you thought you had to do something. 1091 00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:45,100 I am not a murderer, Mrs. Raisin. 1092 00:59:46,267 --> 00:59:48,667 The police, however, may conclude differently. 1093 00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:51,533 I need to do some investigating of my own. 1094 00:59:51,533 --> 00:59:55,200 Well, if you find anything you may find helpful, then maybe -- 1095 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,700 You may think you're the new Miss Marple. 1096 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:01,867 I have an IQ of 158. 1097 01:00:01,867 --> 01:00:04,733 And a shrewd and inquiring mind. 1098 01:00:04,733 --> 01:00:08,233 I'll solve this puzzle far more efficiently on my own. 1099 01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:10,200 Now, if you don't mind. 1100 01:00:12,367 --> 01:00:15,900 Well, if you change your mind, call me. 1101 01:00:19,367 --> 01:00:22,200 -You're scented, I'm afraid. 1102 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,900 All the village dogs will be after you now. 1103 01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:27,033 Just like all the village men seem to be. 1104 01:00:27,033 --> 01:00:29,667 -Reggie. Come on. 1105 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,900 -I'll explain later! 1106 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,000 Aah! Oh! 1107 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,733 Get away! 1108 01:00:55,733 --> 01:00:56,767 Ah! 1109 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,100 I think you owe me an explanation. 1110 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,667 Ah, yes. 1111 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:08,700 Uh, right. 1112 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:10,800 Uh... 1113 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,367 Where to start? 1114 01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:13,967 Um... 1115 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,233 It's complicated. 1116 01:01:16,233 --> 01:01:19,067 I risked life, limb, and testicles 1117 01:01:19,067 --> 01:01:20,333 for your little role-play. 1118 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:22,067 It won't happen again, Charles. 1119 01:01:22,067 --> 01:01:24,200 But I loved playing detective with you in Cyprus. 1120 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:28,067 And -- And that wasn't all I loved. 1121 01:01:28,067 --> 01:01:29,333 Charles. 1122 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:32,633 But, listen, look, your -- We're good together! 1123 01:01:32,633 --> 01:01:34,833 -Agatha! -Go! 1124 01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:37,467 Goodbye! 1125 01:01:42,067 --> 01:01:44,300 Do you believe Deirdra Darry's denial? 1126 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,600 I'm not sure. 1127 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,733 She definitely has motive. And she's a pharmacist. 1128 01:01:47,733 --> 01:01:49,300 She would know how to extract ricin. 1129 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:51,067 If we could prove that the seeds 1130 01:01:51,067 --> 01:01:54,100 came from her castor oil plant... 1131 01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:55,333 We can't. 1132 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:56,933 Oh, sorry. Hello. 1133 01:01:56,933 --> 01:02:00,700 Uh, according to Mrs. Boggle, it's the Fatsia japonica, 1134 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:03,133 otherwise known as the fake castor oil plant. 1135 01:02:03,133 --> 01:02:04,900 Same leaves, no poisonous seeds. 1136 01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:07,467 Seriously? 1137 01:02:07,467 --> 01:02:09,567 So you mean all that creeping about in bushes 1138 01:02:09,567 --> 01:02:11,567 and getting pissed on was for nothing? 1139 01:02:11,567 --> 01:02:12,700 Let's rewind to the beginning. 1140 01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:13,867 First time you went to the salon, 1141 01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:15,433 you said you heard a couple fighting. 1142 01:02:15,433 --> 01:02:16,700 I did. 1143 01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:17,900 Did we ever find out who they were? 1144 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,133 We didn't. 1145 01:02:19,133 --> 01:02:21,067 Jonny said it was warring neighbors, 1146 01:02:21,067 --> 01:02:23,333 but I think that voice could've been his. 1147 01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:25,067 We need to see if they actually exist. 1148 01:02:25,067 --> 01:02:26,333 I can do that. 1149 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:28,633 Oh, I forgot to say -- I think we've found Maggie. 1150 01:02:28,633 --> 01:02:30,067 Oh. 1151 01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,567 Hello? 1152 01:02:33,567 --> 01:02:35,200 MAGGIE: The gentle moonlight 1153 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,067 kissing the soft orbs of your ivory breasts, 1154 01:02:39,067 --> 01:02:42,467 just like I want to now. 1155 01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:44,167 Oh, Fernando. 1156 01:02:44,167 --> 01:02:47,467 I wish I could tell you to stop, but I can't. 1157 01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:49,467 I really... 1158 01:02:53,467 --> 01:02:57,633 I'd never experienced true romance before. 1159 01:02:57,633 --> 01:03:01,233 Jonny made me feel so wanted. 1160 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:03,767 Unlike your husband. 1161 01:03:04,733 --> 01:03:08,200 It was as if one of my favorite characters had come to life. 1162 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,367 Then he started to refuse my calls. 1163 01:03:11,367 --> 01:03:13,300 I couldn't get an appointment. 1164 01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:19,833 So I sent letters expressing my passion. 1165 01:03:20,767 --> 01:03:23,467 Graphic at times. 1166 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:28,167 And finally he agreed to meet me in the park. 1167 01:03:28,167 --> 01:03:32,333 Jonny knew I'd been saving for a new life. 1168 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:34,833 Nearly £10,000. 1169 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:37,300 He threatened to tell my husband about us 1170 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,900 and my plans to leave 1171 01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:43,467 if I didn't hand over the money in 24 hours. 1172 01:03:44,967 --> 01:03:46,900 I thought he was bluffing. 1173 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:50,933 The Jonny I knew would never betray me like that. 1174 01:03:50,933 --> 01:03:54,367 But this wasn't one of your romantic novels. 1175 01:03:54,367 --> 01:03:56,667 MAGGIE: When I failed to meet the deadline, 1176 01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:59,833 he dropped the letters at Pete's work. 1177 01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:02,200 -The same day that Jonny got... -Smashed on the nose. 1178 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,300 Punched. 1179 01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:06,300 Pete can snap if he's pushed too far. 1180 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,833 But is he capable of murder? 1181 01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:08,867 Not with poison. 1182 01:04:08,867 --> 01:04:11,267 If he'd wanted to kill Jonny, 1183 01:04:11,267 --> 01:04:13,367 he'd have done it with his bare hands. 1184 01:04:16,867 --> 01:04:18,467 Well, thank you for that, Sarah. 1185 01:04:18,467 --> 01:04:20,900 So Jonny was lying about the neighbors. 1186 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,500 That building has not been occupied for months. 1187 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:26,833 So Mr. Raging was Jonny. Who was he talking to? 1188 01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:28,467 How many other women were there? 1189 01:04:28,467 --> 01:04:30,067 Liza and Maggie both had motive. 1190 01:04:30,067 --> 01:04:33,067 Yes, but no actual evidence to connect them to the murder. 1191 01:04:33,067 --> 01:04:34,833 And I think they were both still in love with him. 1192 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:36,933 Which Deirdra Darry never was. 1193 01:04:36,933 --> 01:04:38,500 But she supplied the vitamins 1194 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,600 and had the technical know-how to pull it off. 1195 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,067 She was just desperate to protect her nest egg. 1196 01:04:43,067 --> 01:04:45,567 -And her reputation. -She'll still be at work. 1197 01:04:45,567 --> 01:04:47,467 We could take a little look around. 1198 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:48,933 That doesn't sound entirely legal. 1199 01:04:48,933 --> 01:04:51,167 Since when has that bothered you? 1200 01:04:58,067 --> 01:04:59,667 Good afternoon, Russell. 1201 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:02,800 I'm not taking any chances this time with that dog. 1202 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,500 I don't think that Reggie's in. 1203 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:07,067 There's no barking. 1204 01:05:19,067 --> 01:05:20,500 Oh, my God. 1205 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,733 Roy. 1206 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,267 No sign of a break-in, sir. 1207 01:05:34,267 --> 01:05:36,100 There are two cups on the table. 1208 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:39,700 Oh, that sounds like she must have known her killer. 1209 01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,900 Did you see anyone, Mrs. Raisin? 1210 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:43,267 No. 1211 01:05:43,267 --> 01:05:45,067 And why should I believe you? 1212 01:05:45,067 --> 01:05:47,567 Your car was caught on CCTV 1213 01:05:47,567 --> 01:05:49,600 less than a mile from Mr. Shawpart's house 1214 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,067 on the day of the fire, 1215 01:05:51,067 --> 01:05:53,167 and you said you'd been nowhere near it. 1216 01:05:53,167 --> 01:05:54,267 Yes. 1217 01:05:55,933 --> 01:05:57,933 I had run out of milk. 1218 01:05:57,933 --> 01:05:59,600 The village shop sells milk. 1219 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:02,833 Yes, it does. But it doesn't sell goat's milk. 1220 01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:04,400 I have an allergy. 1221 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,567 They need your permission to move the body, sir. 1222 01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:09,400 I haven't finished with you. 1223 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,833 You're gonna tell me everything you know. 1224 01:06:17,067 --> 01:06:19,300 -Of course not. 1225 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,067 I know what you're thinking. 1226 01:06:21,067 --> 01:06:22,867 Maggie and Liza have gone through quite enough 1227 01:06:22,867 --> 01:06:26,100 without Wilkes poking his big clumsy oar in. 1228 01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:27,233 So, what are you thinking? 1229 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,967 I'm thinking of how very little we know 1230 01:06:28,967 --> 01:06:30,933 about Jonny's life before he came here. 1231 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:33,333 You think his "escape to the country" story is a cover? 1232 01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:35,700 Go to Bristol. See if you can find out. 1233 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,567 Hairdressing world's quite small. 1234 01:06:37,567 --> 01:06:38,833 Maybe Gaz knows something. 1235 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,200 Why don't you make another appointment? 1236 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,400 -Well, the salon's closed. -Oh. Sorry. 1237 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,367 Eve's taken it over. And kept all the staff. 1238 01:06:44,367 --> 01:06:46,367 Even Josie. 1239 01:06:46,367 --> 01:06:48,767 Now, Josie's one of Jonny's fan club 1240 01:06:48,767 --> 01:06:50,633 that seems to have gone under our radar. 1241 01:06:50,633 --> 01:06:52,867 I mean, what do we actually know about her? 1242 01:06:52,867 --> 01:06:54,600 Gaz said she was stealing cash from the business. 1243 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:56,100 What if Jonny found out? 1244 01:06:56,100 --> 01:06:58,200 If Josie's attracted to no-good serial philanderers, 1245 01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,433 maybe we should ask Charles Fraith? 1246 01:06:59,433 --> 01:07:02,567 Yeah, I'd rather not pander to his giant ego. 1247 01:07:02,567 --> 01:07:05,833 You didn't mind pandering to his giant ego in Cyprus. 1248 01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,867 I'll go to Bristol. 1249 01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:14,800 No comment. 1250 01:07:19,367 --> 01:07:23,233 Oh. And there was I thinking that you'd changed your mind. 1251 01:07:23,233 --> 01:07:25,500 A little rumpy-pumpy for old times' sake. 1252 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,167 Oh, Charles, I am trying to 1253 01:07:27,167 --> 01:07:29,500 erase that chapter from my memory. 1254 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,067 No, I need you to go undercover. 1255 01:07:31,067 --> 01:07:32,667 I'll go under your covers anytime. 1256 01:07:32,667 --> 01:07:34,167 Not mine! 1257 01:07:34,167 --> 01:07:36,067 -Somebody else's. -Go on. 1258 01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:37,100 I need you to take a pretty, 1259 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:39,233 pert-breasted 20-something to dinner. 1260 01:07:39,233 --> 01:07:41,167 At my expense. 1261 01:07:41,167 --> 01:07:42,700 To do what? 1262 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:46,467 I need you to use your suave, debonair charm 1263 01:07:46,467 --> 01:07:49,467 to suss out her relationship with Jonny Shawpart. 1264 01:07:49,467 --> 01:07:52,700 Oh, and, uh, Charles, this isn't an actual date. 1265 01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:55,633 So no actual shagging. 1266 01:07:55,633 --> 01:07:57,333 Of course not. 1267 01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,967 I'm a professional. 1268 01:07:58,967 --> 01:08:00,367 Mm. 1269 01:08:02,267 --> 01:08:05,367 GAZ: Hair by JN was the coolest salon in Bristol. 1270 01:08:05,367 --> 01:08:07,067 Three-month waiting list. 1271 01:08:07,067 --> 01:08:09,333 Features in national magazines. 1272 01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:10,967 So when he came to Evesham... 1273 01:08:10,967 --> 01:08:12,800 I bet you couldn't believe your luck. 1274 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,600 -Mm-hmm. -There you go, Agatha. 1275 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,733 Thank you. 1276 01:08:16,733 --> 01:08:19,467 What do they say? Never meet your heroes. 1277 01:08:19,467 --> 01:08:20,967 You're happy now here, though, are you? 1278 01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:22,100 With Eve? 1279 01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:24,167 Oh, yeah. She's been totally amazeballs. 1280 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,633 I don't know what I'd have done without her. 1281 01:08:26,633 --> 01:08:29,233 But I am thinking of going into dog grooming. 1282 01:08:29,233 --> 01:08:31,433 More money, less hassle. 1283 01:08:31,433 --> 01:08:33,333 Dogs are so much nicer than people. 1284 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:35,667 Yeah. Not all of them. 1285 01:08:55,433 --> 01:08:57,300 Oh! Aaah! 1286 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,867 JOSIE: I don't normally drink this much. 1287 01:09:11,867 --> 01:09:13,067 You're a terrible influence. 1288 01:09:13,067 --> 01:09:16,200 Well, I've been told that before. 1289 01:09:17,967 --> 01:09:19,367 Cheers. 1290 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:25,500 My mum told me to stay away from men like you. 1291 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:28,800 But I reckon you're more like a George Clooney-type 1292 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,933 than a dirty old perv, so... 1293 01:09:32,433 --> 01:09:35,367 You know, when I saw you through the window 1294 01:09:35,367 --> 01:09:36,833 of that salon, I thought, 1295 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:38,700 "I cannot walk past 1296 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:41,967 without meeting this vision of loveliness." 1297 01:09:41,967 --> 01:09:43,933 I do have that effect on people. 1298 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:48,667 Must be traumatic, though, 1299 01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:52,200 working somewhere a man you were so close to died. 1300 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,567 He wasn't as nice as everyone thought. 1301 01:09:54,567 --> 01:09:58,300 But he had this aura about him that just 1302 01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:01,333 sucked you in. 1303 01:10:03,167 --> 01:10:05,500 It sucked my mum in, that's for sure. 1304 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,667 -Yeah. 1305 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,167 Sorry, I shouldn't have said anything. 1306 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:13,767 Oh. The night is still young. 1307 01:10:13,767 --> 01:10:16,067 Sorry. 1308 01:10:16,067 --> 01:10:19,600 White wine gives me terrible gas. 1309 01:10:20,567 --> 01:10:22,667 You're not even supposed to have that on. 1310 01:10:22,667 --> 01:10:24,900 I thought Roy might have found something in Bristol. 1311 01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:26,533 You need to forget about the investigation 1312 01:10:26,533 --> 01:10:27,733 and focus on getting better. 1313 01:10:27,733 --> 01:10:30,700 Oh, the hospital told me it was just concussion. 1314 01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:32,433 Oh, damn it, Jez and I have got a meeting 1315 01:10:32,433 --> 01:10:34,100 with the parish council about the roof. 1316 01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:35,333 Well, I'll be fine. You can go. 1317 01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:37,433 If you promise me to take it easy while I'm away. 1318 01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,467 I promise. 1319 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,667 -Charles Fraith. -Oh, perfect. 1320 01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:48,333 He can babysit me while you're gone. 1321 01:10:55,133 --> 01:10:58,200 But what did he actually do? 1322 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:01,667 CHARLES: Jonny blackmailed Josie's mum into believing 1323 01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:04,333 that her husband was having an affair. 1324 01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:06,900 They had revenge sex. He filmed it. 1325 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:08,433 And he blackmailed her. 1326 01:11:08,433 --> 01:11:10,867 Josie got the job as receptionist, 1327 01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:12,900 with the express intention of ripping Jonny off 1328 01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:14,267 to the tune of £7,000. 1329 01:11:14,267 --> 01:11:16,433 The money that he'd taken from her mother. 1330 01:11:16,433 --> 01:11:17,800 Exactly! 1331 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,067 Josie knew that Jonny wouldn't be interested in her 1332 01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:22,067 because she wasn't loaded. 1333 01:11:22,067 --> 01:11:24,567 But she was quite interested in me last night. 1334 01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:28,500 Oh, Charles, you didn't! 1335 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,667 She likened me to George Clooney. 1336 01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:32,900 -It seemed rude not to. 1337 01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:34,967 Anyway, I got the information you wanted. 1338 01:11:34,967 --> 01:11:36,933 I think I deserve a gold star. 1339 01:11:36,933 --> 01:11:41,367 Silver star. Taking into account your unorthodox methods. 1340 01:11:42,433 --> 01:11:45,133 Well, I'd better be going, 1341 01:11:45,133 --> 01:11:47,433 or else Sarah will have my guts for garters 1342 01:11:47,433 --> 01:11:51,300 for overtiring you when she returns. 1343 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:52,433 Call me if you need me. 1344 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:53,733 -Okay. 1345 01:11:57,233 --> 01:11:58,733 Agatha. 1346 01:11:58,733 --> 01:12:00,900 I thought you'd want to see these. 1347 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,667 Your brake lines were deliberately cut. 1348 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:10,167 Some sort of bright-green paint. 1349 01:12:10,167 --> 01:12:12,100 I'm not sure what it is yet. 1350 01:12:15,367 --> 01:12:17,333 Toxic Jade. 1351 01:12:19,933 --> 01:12:21,633 It was Josie. 1352 01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:25,200 Witnesses heard you arguing with Jonny 1353 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,333 on the morning of his death. 1354 01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:28,300 WILKES: You were stealing from him. 1355 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,867 Stock. Cash. 1356 01:12:30,867 --> 01:12:32,367 He was gonna call the police. 1357 01:12:32,367 --> 01:12:34,100 But you couldn't let that happen. 1358 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,167 It wasn't like that. 1359 01:12:35,167 --> 01:12:36,633 We've been going through the CCTV 1360 01:12:36,633 --> 01:12:39,167 from the security cameras in the salon. 1361 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,800 Didn't know you had a twin sister. 1362 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,967 I only took what he owed us. 1363 01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:48,433 Jonny Shawpart destroyed my family. 1364 01:12:48,433 --> 01:12:49,767 So you murdered him. 1365 01:12:49,767 --> 01:12:52,300 Just as you tried to murder Mrs. Agatha Raisin 1366 01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:53,567 by cutting her brake lines. 1367 01:12:53,567 --> 01:12:55,733 No! Look, I swear to God. 1368 01:12:55,733 --> 01:12:57,633 Okay, I took some cash. 1369 01:12:57,633 --> 01:13:00,067 I had nothing to do with any stock going missing. 1370 01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:02,333 Or Mrs. Raisin's brakes. 1371 01:13:06,933 --> 01:13:09,600 There you are! You're supposed to be in bed. 1372 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,867 I had to get out for a bit. 1373 01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:12,667 Yeah, Sarah said you'd been a terrible patient. 1374 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:15,367 Oh, she'd give Nurse Ratched a run for her money. 1375 01:13:15,367 --> 01:13:17,100 So how was Bristol? 1376 01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:18,967 The plot thickens. 1377 01:13:18,967 --> 01:13:21,800 Hair by JN opened in 2012. 1378 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,067 The opening was a big deal. 1379 01:13:23,067 --> 01:13:24,700 It was featured in all the national magazines. 1380 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:26,633 The mayor was there, local celebs. 1381 01:13:26,633 --> 01:13:30,367 The redhead is Natalie, Jonny's first wife. 1382 01:13:30,367 --> 01:13:32,767 She looks a bit long in the tooth, even for Jonny. 1383 01:13:32,767 --> 01:13:34,900 Not her. The one with the tattoo, cutting the ribbon. 1384 01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:37,333 Three years later, it burned to the ground. 1385 01:13:37,333 --> 01:13:40,533 Jonny and Natalie split up soon after the fire. 1386 01:13:40,533 --> 01:13:44,067 Guy in the corner shop reckons it was an insurance job, 1387 01:13:44,067 --> 01:13:45,300 but it was never proved. 1388 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,300 Well, we need to do a bit more digging. 1389 01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:49,800 I'll try my P.R. contacts in Bristol. 1390 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,567 So if it was in national magazines, 1391 01:13:51,567 --> 01:13:53,567 I'll go home, find out which ones, 1392 01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:55,467 and I will call the editors. 1393 01:13:55,467 --> 01:13:58,067 -I'll come with you. -No. You finish your manly pint. 1394 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,667 -It's just a pint. -Make those calls. 1395 01:13:59,667 --> 01:14:01,767 Somebody must know something. 1396 01:14:07,233 --> 01:14:09,233 Oh. Hello? 1397 01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:14,867 Hello? 1398 01:14:25,633 --> 01:14:26,767 James? 1399 01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:35,567 Charles! What are you doing here? 1400 01:14:35,567 --> 01:14:37,467 I say, do put that down, Agatha. 1401 01:14:37,467 --> 01:14:40,433 I've got us a nice bottle of Côte de Beaune. 1402 01:14:40,433 --> 01:14:43,467 -You should know better, Agatha. 1403 01:14:43,467 --> 01:14:45,067 Underneath a flower pot 1404 01:14:45,067 --> 01:14:47,900 is the first place any jobbing burglar 1405 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,133 would look for a spare key. 1406 01:14:49,133 --> 01:14:51,067 I thought you were an ax murderer! 1407 01:14:51,067 --> 01:14:53,667 -You'd run out of kindling. -Mm! 1408 01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:56,200 Charles, why are you even here? 1409 01:14:57,167 --> 01:15:00,267 It's Josie. She's stalking me. 1410 01:15:00,267 --> 01:15:02,433 She wants to move into the manor. 1411 01:15:02,433 --> 01:15:05,600 And she's not exactly brood mare material. 1412 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:09,633 So I needed a place to hide out while she gets the message. 1413 01:15:09,633 --> 01:15:12,833 Mm, well... 1414 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:14,900 Still doesn't explain why you're naked 1415 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:16,100 and in my dressing gown. 1416 01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:18,067 -I fancied a bath. 1417 01:15:18,067 --> 01:15:20,200 Oh, don't look at me like that, Agatha. 1418 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,667 It's really your fault, you know? 1419 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:25,267 I didn't tell you to shag her, did I? 1420 01:15:25,267 --> 01:15:28,767 Oh! Hey. Uh, any news? 1421 01:15:28,767 --> 01:15:31,900 Uh, Josie took the afternoon off 1422 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:35,067 to prepare for her date. 1423 01:15:35,067 --> 01:15:36,233 With you, Sir Charles. 1424 01:15:36,233 --> 01:15:37,900 She was nowhere near your car that afternoon. 1425 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:40,067 So it was someone else 1426 01:15:40,067 --> 01:15:42,600 with green, neon, diamond 1427 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,233 -It's from a range at the salon. 1428 01:15:44,233 --> 01:15:46,933 Freely accessible to staff and clients. 1429 01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:49,500 Oh, do you know, come on in. Just don't bother knocking. 1430 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,067 Roll on up. Whatever. 1431 01:15:51,067 --> 01:15:53,267 Sir Charles. 1432 01:15:54,100 --> 01:15:56,200 I like to get in touch with my feminine side 1433 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,367 from time to time, Inspector. 1434 01:15:57,367 --> 01:15:58,667 You should try it. 1435 01:15:58,667 --> 01:16:03,267 Charles, will you just go upstairs and get dressed? 1436 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,467 The forensics report back from the fire. 1437 01:16:08,467 --> 01:16:10,200 All my training has paid off. 1438 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:14,233 The chemical used to start the fire was peroxide-related. 1439 01:16:14,233 --> 01:16:18,200 Peroxide used specifically in hairdressing salons. 1440 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,767 BILL: How do you know? 1441 01:16:19,767 --> 01:16:23,467 I did an FBI module in advanced barcode recognition. 1442 01:16:23,467 --> 01:16:26,233 But you can barely send a text. 1443 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:30,300 All right. That was then, Detective Constable Wong. 1444 01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:33,633 The barcode was recovered from a charred can. 1445 01:16:33,633 --> 01:16:36,267 I put it through a digital tracing program 1446 01:16:36,267 --> 01:16:39,633 and discovered it was purchased by Jonny Shawpart. 1447 01:16:39,633 --> 01:16:42,067 As were the scissors that killed Deirdra Dandry. 1448 01:16:42,067 --> 01:16:44,067 Darry. Deirdra -- Deirdra Darry. 1449 01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:45,200 Darry, Darry. 1450 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,133 So our thief was most likely our killer. 1451 01:16:50,167 --> 01:16:53,133 Oh. I... 1452 01:16:53,133 --> 01:16:54,200 You know what? 1453 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,500 I think you might be onto something. 1454 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,400 Well done, sir! 1455 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,333 I reckon I could still be an FBI agent. 1456 01:17:14,933 --> 01:17:17,300 -SARAH: Hi. 1457 01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:20,733 Agatha! What about your head? 1458 01:17:20,733 --> 01:17:22,067 This'll help. 1459 01:17:22,067 --> 01:17:24,100 Tried all my contacts in Bristol. 1460 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:25,367 Yes, please. 1461 01:17:25,367 --> 01:17:27,167 No one knows any more than we do. 1462 01:17:27,167 --> 01:17:29,167 Uh, Sherlock Wilkes does. 1463 01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:30,567 -Oh, yes. 1464 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:32,300 He has been on a course. 1465 01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:34,300 He's found out that the cause of the fire 1466 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:37,200 was peroxide stolen from Salon JS. 1467 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,200 So the thief is now our prime suspect. 1468 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,300 Roy, what is it? 1469 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:43,133 Gaz had a load of peroxide in his boot. 1470 01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:44,767 Was that before the fire? 1471 01:17:44,767 --> 01:17:46,100 Yeah, but there's no way it's Gaz. 1472 01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,933 He's such a softy. He wouldn't hurt anyone. 1473 01:17:47,933 --> 01:17:49,967 Jonny hated him. 1474 01:17:49,967 --> 01:17:52,267 He had access to his vitamins, 1475 01:17:52,267 --> 01:17:54,200 to my car to cut the brake lines, 1476 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,400 to the peroxide. 1477 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,633 He had means, motive, and an opportunity. 1478 01:17:58,633 --> 01:18:01,133 Well, when you put it like that. 1479 01:18:01,133 --> 01:18:03,267 So maybe our Gaz isn't quite as innocent 1480 01:18:03,267 --> 01:18:04,933 as he'd like us to believe. 1481 01:18:22,867 --> 01:18:25,633 Agatha! You should've called. 1482 01:18:25,633 --> 01:18:27,067 I'm doing some work on the rebranding. 1483 01:18:27,067 --> 01:18:28,800 Builders start tomorrow. 1484 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,667 Just wanted my hair to look its best for the show. 1485 01:18:30,667 --> 01:18:35,067 I mean, you sound very busy, so if Gaz is around... 1486 01:18:35,067 --> 01:18:37,600 Come in. I'll see what I can do. 1487 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:48,633 Right, this should sort your ends out. 1488 01:18:48,633 --> 01:18:52,367 Ongoing, I recommend a hot wrap with coconut oil. 1489 01:18:52,367 --> 01:18:54,233 Okay. Uh... 1490 01:18:55,567 --> 01:18:56,967 So where's Gaz? 1491 01:18:56,967 --> 01:18:59,700 Upstairs. Curtains drawn. 1492 01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:00,967 Won't talk to anyone. 1493 01:19:01,933 --> 01:19:03,967 -He's beside himself. 1494 01:19:03,967 --> 01:19:05,700 You know the police have been sniffing around? 1495 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:06,700 No. 1496 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,767 EVE: They think he could be the murderer. 1497 01:19:08,767 --> 01:19:10,133 I know. Seems ridiculous. 1498 01:19:10,133 --> 01:19:11,833 He's such a sweetheart. 1499 01:19:11,833 --> 01:19:14,767 But what if he just lost it? I mean, Jonny could be so cruel. 1500 01:19:14,767 --> 01:19:16,467 Oh, Jonny was hard on him. 1501 01:19:16,467 --> 01:19:18,500 That's an understatement. The things he told me. 1502 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:21,367 Really? But, I mean, murder? 1503 01:19:21,367 --> 01:19:23,533 Do you think that Gaz is capable of murder? 1504 01:19:23,533 --> 01:19:25,667 The police want me to make a statement. 1505 01:19:25,667 --> 01:19:27,133 Gaz begged me to lie to them, 1506 01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:28,733 to corroborate what he told them. 1507 01:19:28,733 --> 01:19:29,900 Why would he do that if he wasn't guilty? 1508 01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:31,133 What are you gonna do? 1509 01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:33,200 Much as I love him, 1510 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,667 I'm not prepared to perjure myself. 1511 01:19:44,233 --> 01:19:46,200 Right, we'll leave this on for 20 minutes. 1512 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,200 -Oh, there's my builder. 1513 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,933 He wants to go through a couple of things. 1514 01:19:49,933 --> 01:19:52,067 Help yourself to magazines. 1515 01:20:10,367 --> 01:20:11,833 Gaz? 1516 01:20:50,633 --> 01:20:53,767 Call Aggie. Check she's okay. I'll go after him. 1517 01:20:53,767 --> 01:20:56,267 Gaz! 1518 01:20:56,267 --> 01:20:58,400 Gaz! Gaz! 1519 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,933 Slow down! I'm mid-to-late 30s! 1520 01:21:03,433 --> 01:21:06,100 Sarah. I found the plant. 1521 01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:07,567 ROY: Gaz! 1522 01:21:07,567 --> 01:21:08,833 Gaz! 1523 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,133 Gaz! 1524 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:15,367 Wondered where you'd got to. 1525 01:21:15,367 --> 01:21:16,500 I was looking for a toilet. 1526 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,600 Gaz made a quick exit, then. Poor boy. 1527 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,633 I've just remembered -- I have a concert rehearsal. 1528 01:21:20,633 --> 01:21:22,767 -I better leave. -Just let me wash that out. 1529 01:21:22,767 --> 01:21:26,067 -It won't take a sec. -Yes! Yes, let's do that. 1530 01:21:38,733 --> 01:21:40,100 Gaz! 1531 01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,400 Wait! 1532 01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:45,967 Gaz, Gaz. 1533 01:21:45,967 --> 01:21:48,367 It's time to stop now. 1534 01:21:48,367 --> 01:21:50,167 Just tip your head back, Agatha. 1535 01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:53,167 That's it. Shouldn't take long. 1536 01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:56,633 Let me know if this is too hot. 1537 01:21:56,633 --> 01:21:58,500 Oh. Here. 1538 01:22:03,667 --> 01:22:06,067 I feel as if I've seen that tattoo somewhere before. 1539 01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:09,933 In a photograph. 1540 01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:13,500 Of Jonny's ex-wife. 1541 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,867 You're Natalie. 1542 01:22:21,167 --> 01:22:23,267 Look, I nicked stuff. Okay, I admit it. 1543 01:22:23,267 --> 01:22:24,800 So who did you sell it to? 1544 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,500 It wasn't like that. 1545 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:28,067 Eve was struggling to stay afloat, 1546 01:22:28,067 --> 01:22:30,500 so she asked me to take stock from Jonny 1547 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,167 just to tide her over. 1548 01:22:32,167 --> 01:22:33,500 He could afford it. 1549 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:34,767 What, exactly? 1550 01:22:34,767 --> 01:22:38,500 Shampoo. Scissors. Some peroxide. 1551 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:41,067 So the peroxide I saw in your boot, 1552 01:22:41,067 --> 01:22:42,333 that ended up at Eve's. 1553 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:44,667 -I was just helping her out. 1554 01:22:44,667 --> 01:22:46,767 -The one in your room. 1555 01:22:46,767 --> 01:22:48,267 That was in Eve's old office. 1556 01:22:48,267 --> 01:22:51,067 And when she moved, she insisted I have it. 1557 01:22:51,067 --> 01:22:52,233 to brighten up my room. 1558 01:22:56,267 --> 01:22:58,067 EVE: 1559 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,733 There, Agatha. 1560 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:22,067 Jonny had very expensive tastes. 1561 01:23:22,067 --> 01:23:23,933 Racked up loads of debt. 1562 01:23:23,933 --> 01:23:27,733 The fire seemed like the only way out. 1563 01:23:27,733 --> 01:23:30,700 When the insurance company became suspicious, 1564 01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:32,067 Jonny changed tack, 1565 01:23:32,067 --> 01:23:34,167 told the police that I'd started the fire. 1566 01:23:34,167 --> 01:23:37,067 And they believed him. So I reinvented myself. 1567 01:23:37,067 --> 01:23:38,667 How? 1568 01:23:38,667 --> 01:23:41,400 I had savings Jonny knew nothing about. 1569 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:43,267 Enough for a new identity 1570 01:23:43,267 --> 01:23:45,600 and to put a deposit on the Evesham salon. 1571 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,333 But then Jonny turned up. 1572 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,733 Threatened to blow my cover. 1573 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,500 Couldn't bear that I'd made it without him. 1574 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:54,233 I was happy for the first time in my life. 1575 01:23:54,233 --> 01:23:56,467 I wasn't about to let him ruin it. 1576 01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:01,200 I pretended I wanted a reconciliation, 1577 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,633 and he was vain enough to believe me. 1578 01:24:03,633 --> 01:24:05,667 Spent a few nights at his house -- 1579 01:24:05,667 --> 01:24:08,067 enough time for me to get a key cut 1580 01:24:08,067 --> 01:24:11,200 and to doctor his precious vitamins with ricin. 1581 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:12,500 How? 1582 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:14,233 I trained in organic beauty therapy. 1583 01:24:14,233 --> 01:24:17,100 I knew about distilling compounds from plant extracts. 1584 01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:20,700 Injected them into his pills. 1585 01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:22,733 I understand how you would want revenge, 1586 01:24:22,733 --> 01:24:25,633 but why did you want to kill him? 1587 01:24:25,633 --> 01:24:29,067 He'd destroyed the person I used to be. 1588 01:24:29,067 --> 01:24:31,733 I wasn't about to let him destroy Eve too. 1589 01:24:45,133 --> 01:24:46,867 Police won't be here for ten minutes. 1590 01:24:46,867 --> 01:24:48,600 -Let's try around the back. -Okay. 1591 01:24:57,567 --> 01:24:58,833 EVE: Ohh! 1592 01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:02,933 Relax, Agatha! 1593 01:25:02,933 --> 01:25:04,167 Ohh. 1594 01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:08,400 I had to destroy any evidence I'd been there. 1595 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:12,467 Started the fire using peroxide Gaz had nicked from Jonny. 1596 01:25:12,467 --> 01:25:14,133 Oh, the delicious irony. 1597 01:25:14,133 --> 01:25:15,467 And Mrs. Darry? 1598 01:25:15,467 --> 01:25:17,200 The stress was getting to me. I couldn't sleep. 1599 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,333 My G.P. prescribed temazepam. 1600 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,533 Mrs. Darry had to check my medical history. 1601 01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:23,100 My old notes were attached to the new ones 1602 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:25,900 under a different name -- Natalie Shawpart. 1603 01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:27,067 And she put two and two together. 1604 01:25:27,067 --> 01:25:28,467 Then I heard you at the salon 1605 01:25:28,467 --> 01:25:30,767 asking questions about Hair by JN. 1606 01:25:30,767 --> 01:25:32,867 So it was you that cut my brake lines! 1607 01:25:32,867 --> 01:25:34,167 Only to scare you off. 1608 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:36,067 But you just couldn't leave it. 1609 01:25:36,067 --> 01:25:37,433 Ohh. 1610 01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,700 Ooh! 1611 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:41,467 You want to go looking your best. 1612 01:25:48,933 --> 01:25:50,767 I'm rubbish at climbing. 1613 01:25:50,767 --> 01:25:52,867 Well, I'm scared of heights. 1614 01:25:52,867 --> 01:25:54,867 But I'm very brave. 1615 01:25:55,967 --> 01:25:59,433 Shouldn't take long. You'll go up like a torch. 1616 01:25:59,433 --> 01:26:00,533 AGATHA: 1617 01:26:16,167 --> 01:26:17,600 Eve, you're not thinking straight! 1618 01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:20,100 This is just gonna make things worse! 1619 01:26:22,367 --> 01:26:25,800 I told you not to smoke, but you wouldn't listen. 1620 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:28,067 And isn't that just like you, Agatha? 1621 01:26:28,067 --> 01:26:29,867 Never taking no for an answer. 1622 01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:39,567 Goodbye, Agatha. 1623 01:26:39,567 --> 01:26:41,433 -ROY: Eve, no! 1624 01:26:53,967 --> 01:26:55,933 ROY: I literally have never done this with a woman! 1625 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:05,533 Sarah! 1626 01:27:06,533 --> 01:27:07,500 The match! 1627 01:27:30,067 --> 01:27:31,833 [ Mid-tempo doo-wop music plays ] 1628 01:27:50,367 --> 01:27:54,300 Such a brilliant idea, Agatha. Everyone is loving it. 1629 01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:56,867 Everyone who's here. 1630 01:27:56,867 --> 01:27:59,900 Are you really sure you're up to it? 1631 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:04,100 Tonight is about celebrating the fabulous women that we are. 1632 01:28:04,100 --> 01:28:08,367 Loud, proud, and confident! 1633 01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:10,400 All the qualities that Jonny Shawpart 1634 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,200 did his best to undermine. 1635 01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:16,667 And I am going to enjoy every minute of it. 1636 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,233 WOMAN: Aaah! 1637 01:28:18,233 --> 01:28:21,067 I don't care if you have got a ticket, Peeping George! 1638 01:28:21,067 --> 01:28:23,233 It doesn't included goosing! Now get out! 1639 01:28:23,233 --> 01:28:29,500 Oi, get out! 1640 01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:36,067 Agatha. 1641 01:28:37,767 --> 01:28:42,200 Turns out Rob put the house in my name for tax purposes. 1642 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:44,767 Telling him to leave was the best decision of my life. 1643 01:28:44,767 --> 01:28:47,200 I wouldn't have had the courage without you, Agatha. 1644 01:29:17,567 --> 01:29:19,667 Well done, Agatha. 1645 01:29:19,667 --> 01:29:22,267 One step ahead of the plod once again. 1646 01:29:22,267 --> 01:29:24,833 It's not that hard around here. 1647 01:29:24,833 --> 01:29:26,300 May I say 1648 01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:29,967 how remarkably alluring you're looking this evening? 1649 01:29:29,967 --> 01:29:31,900 I am not sleeping with you, Charles. 1650 01:29:40,233 --> 01:29:43,900 I said it in Cyprus, and I'll say it again. 1651 01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,600 You're too good for him. 1652 01:29:46,567 --> 01:29:47,900 Everybody ready? 1653 01:29:47,900 --> 01:29:50,400 Ladies, it's show time. 1654 01:29:55,567 --> 01:29:57,733 -Yes. 1655 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:00,100 I am. 1656 01:30:08,867 --> 01:30:11,067 [ Mid-tempo electronic music plays ] 1657 01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:37,567 [ Cheers and applause continues ] 119147