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I thought you did.

- No. - Ooh!

Shh!

Quiet. Quiet.

Ooh.

Sheila, be careful.

Who knows who's out there.

Sheila, be careful.

Shh.

Ah!

Oh, T.J., you ass!

You know, you girls better learn how to lock the back door.

That wasn't funny, Jeff. You really scared us.

Hey, we thought it was hilarious.

Especially that weird dance you girls were doing.

You saw that?

- Yeah. - We're busted.

- Smoke! - 'Em!

Smoke 'em!

0w!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Ooh.

Oh! Oh!

Sally, are you asleep?

Mm-hm.

Oh! Oh yeah! Oh! Harder, harder!

Do they always make that much noise?

Oh! Ooh!

Yeah.

The more they do it, the louder they get.

Practice makes perfect.

Oh, oh. Mm. Mm. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, God. You're fantastic.

I know.

h'

How do you want it?

Oh! You killed Valerie!

Valerie.

Oh. I've had Valerie.

I'm tired of Valerie.

I just wanna make love to you.

I am you and you are me until we go all the way.

Hey, baby. Love the one you're with.

You're with- You're with- You're with-

There you are.

I wondered what happened to you.

Courtney, are you okay?

Amy, I feel horrible.

It's just a hangover. Everybody's got one.

No, that's not it.

I've been having really horrible nightmares

about that stuff that happened at Trish Craven's when I was 12.

I thought you were over that.

Yeah, me, too, but I keep dreamin' about this-

this really weird guy.

And last night, he was in bed with me.

I think you should have some juice, have some toast,

and you'll feel a lot better after you eat something.

Last night, in my dream, he killed Valerie.

I mean, it was real.

I could feel him.

I could feel him breathe on me.

You know, I read a doctor's report once

about something called subconscious projection.

He kissed me and it was real.

Courtney, it's the kind of dream you have

when you drink too much.

Oh, my God.

Cannon ball! Whoa!

Hey!

You rogue monster. Chill out, man.

T.J., man!

Shit.

Hello. Sorry.

Do you want an egg? I can fix you one.

No thanks.

Water's great.

Let's skinny dip.

No way.

Oh, you girls are so uptight.

I mean, they looked to me like they were into it last night.

Didn't it look that way to you? Huh? Huh? Didn't it?

Yeah, T.J., but we're sober now. Apparently you're not.

Amy, pass me some juice.

Sure. Darling.

Thank you.

What's wrong, Courtney? You got a hangover?

Oh, yeah, I guess I do.

I had the worst nightmare last night.

So did I.

Come on, stop it.

Can't believe how much my head hurts.

Oh, I can fix that.

How?

All right, stand up. Come on, over here.

What are you up to now?

- T.J. - All right, now just relax.

Okay-

How does that feel?

Feels okay.

Oh, Lord, heal this thy poor lamb in her hour of need.

T.J.!

- T.J., calm down. - Satisfy this wench.

- T.J., stop it! - T.J.!

Give her what she knows she wants.

T.J., calm down.

- T.J., get your hands off her! Stop it!

Baptize! Oh, demons be gone!

Oh, God.

Come on!

Come on!

- Come on! - T.J.!

- Come on, help. Give us a hand, 1'.J.!

[Gasps, coughs 1

You drowned her!

Leave me alone!

Courtney- - Leave me alone!

Courtney- Courtney, you're gonna be fine.

- Shh, shh. - You're gonna be fine, honey.

- You just swallowed some water. - Shh, shh.

Here. Here.

Uh, sorry about that.

Shh.

How's your headache?

Jerk!

Shh.

Hi. How's the hangover queen?

Hey! Little better.

Oh, I felt so bad this morning I wanted to go home.

I can totally relate.

I've wanted to go home myself this whole entire day.

I mean, my face is turning into one big pimple.

It's really embarrassing.

Sally, I don't see a thing.

Oh, you may not see it, but it's there.

There's one.

It's just lurking just below the surface.

Sorry.

It's all right. I can deal with it.

Hey, the guys are serving lunch down by the pool.

- The guys are serving lunch- - The guys. Come on.

Why don't you come down and have some lunch with us?

- 'Kay. - All right?

Quit it.

Ooh, loosen up.

Good Lord, what is this?

- A book. - I know that, Sheila.

I mean, where'd you get this thing. Look at it!

Sally swiped it from her dad.

"Hot, Wet, and Wild?"

T.J., come on. Give it back.

What is this shit?

If your mother knew...

"His burning lips seared her rose of a mouth while his...

...pulsating tool drove deep into the confines-"

Oh.

"Gently, his hand caressed her melon-like-"

Ah!

What's wrong?

My burger's weird.

Looks like the same old kangaroo meat to me.

Way too much ketchup, though.

Mm. Here's a chicken sandwich if you want it.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Whoo! Baby! Baby, shake it!

MTV, here we come! Whoa!

# No bad news, they just want fun a"

# Someday soon they'll have it all I

# Now there is no time to stop a'

# Gotta get right to the top A'

JWhy #

JWhy #

JWhy #

JWhy #

# Why do we want more?' #

A' Looks so cool when it's not yours a"

# Love like them you just want more I

# You tell me it's not enough a'

# But can't you see it's only love a'

JWhy #

JWhy #

JWhy #

JWhy #

# Why do you want more?

Quit it! Quit it! Stop!

JWhy #

JWhy #

JWhy #

JWhy #

# Why do you want more?' #

# Why do you want more?' #

"Heathcliff lay still, his passion spent."

You in the mood yet?

Ah, not now.

"The hot, nubile bodies of the girls

entwined about his massive form like sun-warmed ivy."

And now?

Mm.

[Laughing 1

Something in the refrigerator attacked you?

Yeah, I know it sounds totally stupid,

but it looked just like-

a chicken.

Oh.

Come on.

Hawk, hawk.

Is this the offending bird?

Courtney, honey, you probably just opened the door too fast,

and it fell out.

Oh, I can do it. Hey.

Are you sure you're feeling okay?

Not really.

I've been feeling really nervous and... weird.

I can't get that dream out of my mind.

You think maybe you hit your head

when you fell in the pool?

- Uh-uh, I don't think so. - You know what it was?

It was all that booze we had last night.

I've been feeling kinda edgy myself today.

You know, you should try to relax.

Take a hot bath.

Yeah.

I guess I've never had a hangover like this before.

Yeah, and I bet you never drank

a whole case of French champagne before.

Yeah, well. I'll try to chill out.

So thanks for saving me from the crazed chicken.

Bye.

# I want a silver Caddy with a landau top I'

# I want a sugar daddy with a candy shop I

# I want a lot of things that money can't buy I

# But what I want most is a pie in the sky a'

# What I want most is a pie in the sky I

# All I want- a'

Sally! Would you come upstairs?

Something's going on in the bathroom.

- Courtney, what's the matter? - Please.

Well, yeah, sure. Okay.

Courtney! What are you doing?

Uh, well, I- I tried to turn 'em off before

and I- I couldn't turn 'em off because-

they weren't on.

Courtney, what is the matter with you?

Come on, I'm your friend. Talk to me.

Hey, are you on drugs or something?

Oh, God, I wish I was, Sally.

I mean, so many weird things are happenin' to me.

Hey. Hey, I know what you mean.

The weirdest things are happening to my face.

I mean, I have got the fastest growing zit

I have ever had in my entire life.

I mean, look at this thing.

I mean, is this the grossest thing you've ever seen?

I'm gonna go get some more Oxy 10.

I mean, it hurts like hell.

[ Gasps 1 Sally?

Courtney, what's wrong? What's going on?

Sally's in the bathroom. She's dead!

She's what?

She's dead.

You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me, Matt.

You gotta go up there. She's dead.

Okay, okay, okay-

She's in the bathroom and she's dead!

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What-? What's goin' on here? What is this, a joke?

T.J., you didn't give her any of your drugs, did you?

I think your sweetheart's been takin' too many diet pills.

Hey, she's ruining my weekend.

Hey, shut up, man.

This whole thing is Sheila's fault.

I mean, she's the one that opened the champagne

and who knows what else.

See, you're just getting uptight again.

You're uptight.

Smoke your head.

Courtney should go see a shrink if she can't loosen up.

Would you guys chill out? Please?

God.

I'm not crazy.

I'm not. I saw it.

And I heard him laughing.

He's in this house somewhere.

Courtney, it's okay. I believe you saw something.

Have any of you heard anything

or seen anybody else strange around here?

No.

Only Courtney.

Very funny.

Now, where is Sally?

I've looked all over for her and I don't know where she is.

Great, man.

Oh, fuck you.

She probably just went to the store.

All the cars are still here, T.J.

This is getting too stupid.

For once in your life, T.J., won't you just shut up?

God.

I mean, maybe, just maybe...

there is a psycho running around here.

Courtney, why don't you go lie down?

Okay?

I'm gonna go call the cops.

Oh, God. Anybody got any tranqs?

Who turned on the trash compactor?

Well, I don't know. It was-

It was on when we came in here.

Probably just some old bones.

Now, let me get this straight.

You saw Sally's face explode in the bathroom,

but you haven't seen her since, dead or alive.

And you think that she's in the trash compactor,

but you're afraid to look, right?

Yes.

When did this happen?

Uh, about three hours ago.

Did you see her?

Was her face intact?

Well, the last time I saw her was about two o'clock,

but she was okay then.

No!

Go away, you're supposed to be dead.

Is this Sally Burns?

Yes.

Christ, where have you been?

Uh, I just went to the store to get some more Oxy 10

and, well, I- I met this outrageous guy.

He was such a babe and, um, I-

Did I do something wrong?

You freaked out your little friends here.

And you wasted about 200 dollars of the taxpayers' money,

but you didn't do anything wrong.

Ladies and gentlemen,