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Previously onYoung Sheldon...
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[chuckles] Well, I will
watch this and let you know.
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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Yeah, and then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.I wasn't trying to.
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All I'm saying is
you're not tied down.
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I'm getting parenting advice
from a woman
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whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant.
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Grow up, call your daughter,
and make it right.
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Now.
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Well, I need...I said now.
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I was gonna say
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I need the phone number.
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Do you have a pen?
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ADULT SHELDON:
Every culture has its own
traditions to celebrate
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important life events:
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bar mitzvahs,
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quinceañeras,
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baby's first Comic-Con.
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My favorites are funeral
and baby shower.
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They're the only two
thrown in your honor
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you're not expected to attend.
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[whispers]:
Love it.
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Oh, and after we do gifts,
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we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.
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[scoffs] No.
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Okay.
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Here's one.
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We can fill baby bottles
with juice
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and see who can
drink it the fastest.
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Don't go drinking
out of my bottle.
Why?
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'Cause it ain't
gonna be juice.
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When is this thinganyways?
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Sunday.
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Oh, shoot.
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I got a date with Amber.
I got to cancel.
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You ain't invited.
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But I'm the dad.
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No boys allowed.
Southern Livingsays so.
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Who is Amber?A girl I'm seeing.
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Does Mandy know?
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Know what?
Oh, nothing.
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It was actually
her idea.
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What, Amber?
Oh, yeah, I know.
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She's divorced.What?
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Don't worry, she ain't old.
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It's just she got married
too young.
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Okay. Uh...
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So, Mandy,
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have you given any thought
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to which friends or family
you want to invite?
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Well, given the circumstances,
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I'm thinking maybe
we keep it small.
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'Cause your friends
don't know about this?
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They don't know about this.
They don't know about that.
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They don't know about any of it.
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Can I invite your mom?
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Um...
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That's a no.
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Well... [sighs]
we would love to have her,
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but it's totally up to you.
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[sighs]
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Fine.
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Great.
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Is it great?
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Oh, I thought of another
game we could play.
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First, you melt chocolate
in a diaper...
Keep thinking.
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We're coming up
with games to play?
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Because I have a good one:
intelligent animal technology.
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For example,
if rhinoceroses
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were intelligent,
how would they type?
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This is for Mandy's baby shower.
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Oh. I don't want to go to that.
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[chuckles] Thankfully,
it's for ladies only.
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Yeah, even if
you're the father.
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Why do you want to go?
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Well, I'm gonna be at the birth,
but I can't go to the party?
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How do you know she
wants you at the birth?
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Who's gonna catch the baby?
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GEORGE SR.: You may not
want to be there.
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It's a rough one.
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George.
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Oh, you're right, dear.
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It's a beautiful event
which I will never forget.
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Wait, you said it was beautiful
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and then made a face
to imply that it wasn't.
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So, which is it?
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Oh, my God, Sheldon,
it's disgusting.
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He could've just said that.
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Pretty good game Sunday,
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if you want to watch
with me instead.
All right.
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You should invite Mandy's dad
and brother to join you.
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It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.
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That's how
you get to know them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wait, I don't have to watch
football, do I?
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No.
Please don't.
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Sweet.
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Hi, Jim.
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Hey, Mary.
Good to see you.
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You looking
for some tires?
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Actually, I'm looking
for your wife.
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Oh.
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You're not gonna yell
at her again, are you?
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No, no.
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Okay, you sure about that?
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'Cause I wouldn't mind
seeing it.
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[sighs] I just wanted
to drop off an invitation
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to Mandy's baby shower.
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Oh. Well, that's-that's
real kind of you.
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And George is hoping
that you'll come over
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and watch the game
with him and Georgie.
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Huh. Well, that
sounds like fun.
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And your son is welcome, too.
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All right, well, you know,
Connor ain't all that much
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into football or baseball.
[chuckles]
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Or, shoot,
anything with a ball, really.
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Well, if you do come,
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I know that George
is making brisket.
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[slaps counter]Brisket and football? [chuckles]
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Well, you drive a hard bargain.
[chuckling]
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Hello, Mary.
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Hi.
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All right, well,
I'm gonna go help, uh...
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somebody.
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I want to apologize
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for getting off
on the wrong foot last time.
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Oh. You mean when you called me
a terrible mother?
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The important thing is
you and Mandy are talking again.
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Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, I just
wanted to drop off
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this invitation
to her, uh, baby shower.
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Thank you for including me.
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Of course.
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[sighs]
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You'd think her own mother
would know
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she was having a girl.
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Well, Georgie wants it
to be a surprise,
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so she's barely told anyone.
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She told you.
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Barely.
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Um...
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you know what'd be great is
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if you could come
and help us plan it.
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I'd like that.
Thank you very much.
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Then it's settled.
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All right, please, uh,
say goodbye to your husband.
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Well, you can
tell him yourself.
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He's hiding behind
that stack of tires.
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Bye. [chuckles]
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[knock on door]
It's open.
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Hello.[groans]
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I was wondering
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if I could have access
to the lab on Sunday.
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I'm not here on Sunday.Where will you be?
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If I tell you that,
you might go there.
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Well, I told you
where I'll be: the lab.
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How about this?
Here's the key. Go nuts.
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But I'm a minor.
I require adult supervision.
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I won't tell anyone.
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I will. I'm quite the tattler.
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Then you'll have to wait
till Monday.
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But I'm trying to get
out of the house on Sunday.
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Why?The father and
the brother of the woman
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my brother impregnated
are coming over to watch sports
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with my brother and my father.
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So you're trying to avoid
a male bonding experience?
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At all cost.
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You know, son, as scientists,
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we're often teamed with
people that we don't know.
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The ability to bond
and build relationships,
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that's-that's
an essential skill.
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So you're suggesting
I use this gathering
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as an opportunity
to better those skills?
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Exactly.
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Very well. I'll give it a go.
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Great.Would you like to join us?
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I can't.Why? Where will you be?
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So, I was thinking we could do
something sweet and simple,
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like a garden party.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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I know Mandy doesn't like
to make a big fuss.
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Since when?
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That girl has always wanted
to be the center of attention.
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Oh, well, I guess
you would know. [chuckles]
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And garden party sounds lovely,
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but maybe we could do something
a little more fun.
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Like princess
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or "around the world"--
you know, all the places
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she was gonna go,
but now she can't
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'cause she ruined her life.
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I like princess.
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Oh, great.
I know this wonderful bakery
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that makes a cake that looks
just like a fairy-tale castle.
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I was gonna make
my German chocolate cake.
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She's having a girl,
not starting World War II.
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Castle cake it is.
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Yay.
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Hello.
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Ugh, nerd movies
are over there.
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No, I need to bond
with Mandy's father and brother,
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so I'm looking for movies
they might've seen,
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so that we can engage in
some testosterone-rich banter.
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Okay, I can
help you.
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A lot of dudes have
been renting this.
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"Bingo.
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He's every family's
best friend."
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Are you tricking me?
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No.
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Glad I asked.
Ring me up.
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That was fun.
Thanks.
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That was fun. Thanks.
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[chuckles] Are we still on
for Sunday?
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[sighs] Sorry, can't.
Mandy's having a baby shower.
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You're going to that?
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No, but I promised I'd hang out
with her dad and brother, so...
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Is it weird to talk
about this stuff?
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Would it be weird if
I talked about my ex-husband?
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Depends.
What would you say?
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[sighs] I don't know.
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Maybe that he's six-four,
weighs about 240 pounds,
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got a short fuse.
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Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
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Well, I'm fine if you want
to talk about your situation.
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Oh, great,
'cause I need some advice.
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So, should I get Mandy
a present?
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You mean, like a baby gift?
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Or for her. You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort"?
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[scoffs] I don't think I would
engrave that on anything,
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but... could be sweet.
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Cool.
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You were just playing about
your ex being that big, right?
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But the divorce was a mutual
thing? He wanted it, too?
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He ain't in there, is he?[laughs]
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Hey.
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I hate that woman.
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Your mother? Eh, she ain't
gonna live forever.
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Mandy's mom.
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Oh. Yeah, that one
we're stuck with for a while.
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I extended an olive branch
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to make her feel
part of the baby shower,
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and then she just took over
the whole dang thing.
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All right, I'll run her over
with my truck.
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I'm not ready
to laugh yet, George.
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When you are ready to laugh,
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I have got the
movie for you.
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Bingo.It's for men,
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but I think you'll get it.
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[barking]
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Anybody home?
257
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:55,899
Hey.
258
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,379
What's with all the pink?
259
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,599
Uh, it's 'cause...
260
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,470
it's my party, and I'm a girl.
261
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,906
Makes sense.
262
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:06,214
So, uh, what are
you doing here?
263
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,042
You know you're not invited
to the shower, right?
264
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,218
I know. It's just,
everybody's bringing presents
265
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:13,395
for the baby today, so
I wanted to bring one for you.
266
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,397
Georgie, thank you.
267
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,746
Open it.
268
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,400
Okay.
269
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:22,186
Sorry for the Christmas paper.
That's all we had.
270
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,193
It's beautiful.
271
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,281
Look inside.
272
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,199
What am I looking at here?
273
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,854
It's the sonogram
of our little girl.
274
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,858
I'm not an idiot.
[chuckles]
275
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,295
[sighs]
276
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,210
That is the sweetest thing
I've ever seen.
277
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:49,300
I-I... I love it.
278
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,911
Good. It was actually
Amber's idea.
279
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:54,828
Oh.
280
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,267
Well, that's very thoughtful.
Thank you.
281
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,661
And thank her.
282
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,532
I will.
283
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,577
All right, well,
I'll let you get back
284
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,710
to your party.Okay.
285
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,454
You look great, by the way.
286
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,761
[sighs]
287
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:19,983
[door closes]
288
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,687
[knock on door]
289
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,862
Hey, Jim.
290
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,864
Good to see you again.
Hey, come on in.
291
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,909
Yeah. Thanks for having us.
This here is Connor.
292
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,869
Hey, Connor.
Good to see you.Hey.
293
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,914
Good to see you again,
Mr. McAllister.
294
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,611
Georgie.
295
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,396
Oh, you got some paint on you.
296
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:42,397
Been doing some work
around the house?
297
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,268
[stifled chuckle] No.
298
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,792
I'm a painter.
299
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,185
Yeah, yeah,
he's always in his room
300
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:51,058
painting stuff, until
you ask him to paint the garage.
301
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,059
[both laugh]
302
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,538
You're hilarious.
303
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,715
All right, sorry.
Uh... [clears throat]
304
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,499
He's an artist.
Cool.
305
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,720
Like, the, uh... the guy on TV
that paints the clouds.
306
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,375
Uh, my stuff is
a little more, uh, abstract.
307
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,637
Oh, sure.
308
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,117
That means
it doesn't look like stuff.
309
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,380
[chuckles] I hope
you're a starving artist
310
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:10,817
'cause I got a brisket
311
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,427
on the smoker out there
with your name on it.
312
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,864
Connor, uh, is also, uh,
313
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,040
a-a vegetarian.
314
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,477
[stammers] No problem.
315
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,436
We got beans.
That's a vegetable.
316
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,785
Right? [chuckles]
Come on.
317
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,276
This cake is amazing.
318
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,757
To look at, sure.
319
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,410
I prefer cakes for eating.
320
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,629
What's your problem?
321
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,891
What's your problem?
322
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,547
So, Audrey, is this
your first grandkid?
323
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:46,461
Yep.
324
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,071
You must be excited.
325
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,725
Sure.
326
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,077
Can't say I'm thrilled
with the circumstances, but...
327
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,514
Amanda's always
done things her way.
328
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,473
I have a lot
of grandkids.
329
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,215
At some point, you just
stop caring how they got here.
330
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,219
I'm gonna get some punch.It's nonalcoholic.
331
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,394
Oh.
332
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,268
You coming down?
333
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,053
In a sec.
334
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,229
You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.
335
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,405
[chuckles]
336
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,624
Something wrong?
337
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:20,974
No.
338
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,976
Is it your mom?
339
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,325
'Cause something's
definitely wrong with mine.
340
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,240
No, she's fine.
341
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:29,809
Well, she's a nightmare,
but, uh, that's not it.
342
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,114
Pretty.
343
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,117
Yeah, Georgie
got it for me.
344
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,641
There's a sonogram
of our baby inside.
345
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,165
Good for Georgie.
346
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:41,342
Yeah.
347
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,431
Good for Georgie.
348
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,608
I got to tell you,
349
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,915
I think the Cowboys are gonna
take it all the way this year.
350
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,787
Not really
into football.
351
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:52,875
Seriously?
352
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,967
That's cool. You like cars?
353
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,969
Not really.
354
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,232
Music?
355
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,668
Yeah.
356
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:04,974
Great. Who do you like?
357
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,281
The Smiths.
358
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,543
I don't know them.
359
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,979
Guns N' Roses?
360
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,939
[scoffs]
Corporate rock sellouts.
361
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,245
Yeah, well,
sellouts who kick ass, so...
362
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,030
Hello.
363
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,336
Sheldon, this is
Mandy's brother, Connor.
364
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,165
Are you watching the game?
Because I heard the Cowboys are
365
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,950
going to go all
the way this year.
366
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,039
It's okay.
He don't watch football either.
367
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,390
Great. I learned who Troy Aikman
is for nothing.
368
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,524
GEORGE SR.:
So, Connor seems like
a good kid.
369
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,613
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.
370
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,180
From another planet.
371
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,356
Oh, I got one of those.
372
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,662
Georgie's little brother.
373
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,707
Is he a 22-year-old
art school graduate
374
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,753
with no prospects of ever
holding down a real job?
375
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,103
[chuckles] Actually,
he's a science genius
376
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,150
who started college
when he was 11.
377
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,631
Let's just talk
about the brisket.
Mm.
378
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,546
All right, Missy, you're first.
379
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,287
How much do you think
the baby's gonna weigh?
380
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,246
Uh, I'm gonna say...
381
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,508
Hmm.
382
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,379
18 pounds.
383
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,120
[laughs]
Ooh, ouch.
384
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,340
Too much?
Too much.
385
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,342
But then again,
Georgie was a big'un.
386
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,605
How big?
387
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:11,867
Almost ten pounds.
388
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,086
Ten pounds?
389
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,871
She walked like a cowboy
for months.
390
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,003
[laughs]
391
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,614
Both my children
were normal weight.
392
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,138
Well, good job.
393
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,835
MEEMAW:
My turn.
394
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,534
Mm-kay, the belly button's
still got a little give.
395
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,929
So, I'm gonna say...
396
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:33,019
a quick and easy
six pounds, two ounces
397
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,977
gonna slide
right out of there.
398
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,371
[chuckling][sighs] I love you.
399
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,984
So, Connor, what was
your sister like as a kid?
400
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:45,553
Um... we really
didn't get along.
401
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,946
Mm.
Yeah, she was older
402
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,948
and loved
picking on me.
403
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,775
The same thing with
me and Georgie.
404
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,953
Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
405
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,258
[laughs]
406
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,738
Remember when I used to
sit on your head
407
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,087
when you'd watch Star Trek?
408
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,567
I do.
409
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:00,916
Guess what I did
when they'd fire their phasers.
410
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,396
You don't need
to say it.
411
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,615
I farted.
412
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,095
[George Jr. laughs]
413
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,401
Hilarious.
414
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,056
MANDY:
Okay.
415
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,014
[gasps] Oh, a nursing bra.
416
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:17,324
"Includes removable pads
to prevent leakage."
417
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,978
Wow.
418
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,632
Thanks.
That's... really thoughtful.
419
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,330
Mine dripped like a faucet.
420
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,288
Wait, I have a question.Please ask it later.
421
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,377
All right,
next present.
422
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,465
Okay.
423
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,771
That one's from me.
424
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,601
[whispers]:
What leaks? The boob?
Later.
425
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,911
[chuckles] What's this?
426
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,131
We set up a nursery
in the guest room.
427
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,828
You can moveback in.
428
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,266
Can we not talk
about this now?
429
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,356
What's the problem?
You're gonna need help.
430
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:52,011
Who do you think's been
helping her this whole time?
431
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,752
And I appreciate it,
but you're not her family.
432
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,232
We're that baby's family.
433
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,365
Georgie's right across
the street.
434
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:02,021
Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy
is gonna be a lot of help.
435
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,239
[laughs]
436
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,719
You don't know
what you're talking about.
437
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:08,243
Georgie has been there
for me the whole time,
438
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,897
and you come in
at the last minute
439
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
with a store-bought
castle cake,
440
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,207
and-and you think that's
gonna make up for everything?
441
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:17,339
Okay, I can see you're
a little emotional.
442
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,386
Yeah, I am a little
emotional right now,
443
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,040
and you being here
isn't helping.
444
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,521
You do not get
to bad-mouth Georgie.
445
00:17:26,435 --> 00:17:29,222
He's gonna be a better parent
than you ever were.
446
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,224
Damn.
447
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,835
Now, if someone would help me
up, I would like to storm out.
448
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,143
Thank you.
449
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,234
So, who wants cake?
450
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,888
MAN:
Bingo, it's a subpoena.
451
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,369
How's a dog supposed
to read a subpoena?
452
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,850
Look how gritty
this is.
453
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,113
Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic
454
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,636
to comic books.
455
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,682
Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.
456
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,988
ADULT SHELDON:
I was doing it. I was bonding.
457
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,729
Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?
458
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,209
Oh. Sure.
459
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,515
ADULT SHELDON:
And I was great at it.
460
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,737
[laughs] 14 hours
of smoke and love.
461
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:07,956
Trying not to drool.
462
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,264
Jim, Connor,
we're leaving!
463
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,701
All right, hon,
but the brisket...AUDREY: Now!
464
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,833
I'll make you
a doggy bag.
465
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,661
AUDREY:
Jim.
466
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,056
Poor bastard.
467
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,499
[sighs]
468
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,935
Hey.
469
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,372
I didn't know
you were here.
470
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,851
Just checking out the loot.
471
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,898
This is amazing.
Why don't all bras do this?
472
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,378
Take that off.
473
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,206
Well, that's what's great:
you don't have to.
474
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,164
Look at this.
475
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,645
The father of my child.
476
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,604
Ooh, nipple cream.
477
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,563
Maybe I should've went
to this party.
478
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:51,695
Sounds fun.
479
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,964
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