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[King] Partake of my
free snack samples.
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Take them.
I demand it as your ruler,
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the King of Demons.
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[grunts]
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Why isn't anyone paying
attention to me?
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I'm their rightful overlord.
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Intellectually and such.
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Yeah.
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-Hey!
-[grunts]
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[sniffs]
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It reeks more of nerd
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than money today.
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Guys!
[grunts]
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You will not believe
what's going on.
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It's a bookfair!
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Where books come to life.
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Hello.
[grunts]
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A fair without rides?
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Who need rides when this
can take you anywhere?
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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A, ew. B, I'm bored.
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C, I feel like pickpocketing
some dork while they browse.
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No, wait.
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Will you give it a chance?
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I'll let you ride
in my hoody.
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[chuckling] Ooh!
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This bookfair's got everything.
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A zine-making workshop.
Meet and greets.
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And what's that... [gasps]
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A writing competition?
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I've always wanted
to be a writer.
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Writer? What? I thought
you wanted to be a witch?
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Of course I wanna be a witch.
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But where I'm from
that's kinda impossible.
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So, my runner up dream
was to be a writer.
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I've had this
"About the Author" picture
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since I was seven years old.
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I know my good angle.
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I'm gonna enter the competition.
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-[laughing]
-[grunts]
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Ugh. What are these
basement dwellers
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doing out in natural sunlight?
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Um, we're in line
for John De Plume,
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most famous writer
on the Boiling Isles.
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Famed author of
the Realm Warrior Series.
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I'm gonna have him
read my story.
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And marry me.
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John, will you sign my child?
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I'll sign anything.
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[laughs]
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Such power. Such command
he holds over his minions.
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I must have the same.
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Luz the human,
I too shall enter
the competition.
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Really? [gasps]
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We could work together.
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It'll be perfect.
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We're best friends,
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so we'll make the best team.
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Team! Yes!
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My name goes first on the cover.
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[theme music playing]
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[chattering, snorting]
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Boring, boring.
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[groans]
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Boring. [gasps]
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[gasps] Another wrinkle.
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The curse is quickening.
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[Lilith] You! Lackey.
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Lilith.
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Do you have the item
we discussed?
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Oh, yes. Right here.
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This is excellent.
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A map to the Bloom
of Eternal Youth.
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I think the emperor
will be very pleased.
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Ma'am shouldn't we
be searching
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for the owl lady
to join the coven?
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Remember that whole plan?
[grunts]
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My sister's curse
has left her frail.
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She'll still be here
when we get back.
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[grunts]
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This come first.
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It's for the emperor
after all.
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Yeah! All hail the emperor!
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Very good, Steve.
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Shoulder pads for Steve.
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Hey, bub, what'd you tell
my prissy sister?
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Oh, it's a map to the
Bloom of Eternal Youth.
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A rare flower that only
grows once a millennia.
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Like the name says,
it gives eternal youth
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to whomever holds it.
Interesting.
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So, Lilith wants to nab this
power for the emperor, huh?
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Well, won't she be surprised
when I get there first
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and get it for myself.
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Ha! That'll show her
who's frail.
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Yes. Well, uh.
We'll see, won't we?
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Can't go without
a map, of course.
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Now, let's write down some ideas
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that we wanna see in the story.
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I can write anything?
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[Luz] Yeah, we're brainstorming.
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Every idea is a good idea.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Done.
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Aw. Is that all
you wanna see?
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Hmm.
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[Luz] Romance.
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Magic. Heartbreak
with shimmer tears.
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And the main character is,
of course... [hums] Luzura.
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I know it's kinda cliché
but what's wrong with cliché?
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[grunts]
And my main character's
the king... Er...
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The ruler of demons.
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With this totally original,
all-star cast,
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victory will be ours.
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[clanking]
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Now, for the easy part.
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[cheerful music playing]
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[cheerful music continues]
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[keys clacking]
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Luzura's tears fell
on the Frozen Prince
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bringing him back to life.
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Uh, it feels
a little unrealistic.
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I see what you're saying.
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But in your version,
Ruler just destroys everything.
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I think a little romantic
tension could help the scene.
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Hey. There's more
to life than shipping.
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Don't you dare insult
shipping in my presence.
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[Eda] Apprentice, living room.
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I'll be back.
We'll figure this out.
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Okay, writing buddy?
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My turn to write.
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[Luz] Hey.
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What's up, boss lady?
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I am popping out
for a few days
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to an undisclosed place
to do undisclosed things.
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You're in charge.
Great.
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No questions.
Okay.
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I said no questions.
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Well, King, it's just you
and me for a while.
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[gasps]
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[keys clacking]
-Hey, Luz.
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-[bell dings]
-Great news.
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What have you done?
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I just made a few tiny edits
and this baby is humming.
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Luzura dies?
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I know, right? What a twist.
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King,
I know you're trying to help
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but I think you're
crossing a line.
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Yeah, into greatness.
Don't you want us to win?
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If this is how
you wanna win,
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then maybe you should submit
the story on your own.
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What?
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Bah! What does she know?
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What the heck, man?
Learn to collaborate.
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Hush, you!
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I'll prove to both of you
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my story is superior.
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Hey, you scum!
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Which one of you wants
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to read my literary masterpiece?
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Anyone brave enough?
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[all growling]
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-[doors banging]
-Oof!
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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I'll read your story.
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[pulsates]
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You wrote this?
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Yep, that's me. Only me.
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Let me get you a fruit punch.
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Ooh. I love punching.
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I'm Piniet of Piniet
Publishing House.
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And your name is King?
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It's more of a rank
than a name.
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I loved your story.
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So much better
than the submissions
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we got for the competition.
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I want to buy it and publish it
for everyone to read.
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I'll make you as famous
as John De Plume.
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-[all cheering]
-Ooh! P-choo! P-choo!
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Ooh!
[yells]
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I've always wanted
a people chair.
I'm in.
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This will be the first step
in my reclamation of power.
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Then all you have
to do is sign here.
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[thuds]
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You're ominous. And I like it.
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Get ready to be famous,
Mr. King.
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[grunting]
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[clanking]
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[whooshing]
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[thuds]
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[crackling]
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[rattling]
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Ouch! Jeez!
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It's the perfect blend of heart
and heartlessness.
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Like two authors mashed
into one.
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[laughs]
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[all chattering]
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Spend money on my thing I wrote.
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Spend money on my thing I wrote.
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[gasping, chattering]
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-[cheering, laughing]
-[fan] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Mr. King! Mr. King,
I love your writing.
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Please read my story?
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[laughs] Oh, my.
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Oh, it's good to be minions.
I mean fans.
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[fan] King!
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You're my inspiration.
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Okay, from the Minitaur,
I head due north.
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And with luck, I'll get to
the Bloom of Eternal Youth
before Lilith.
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[laughs, snorts]
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Ah, who's frail now,
emperor dorks?
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[gasps] Someone's following me.
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[fire crackling]
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Spicy toss!
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[yelps]
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Lily?
Edalyn?
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[scoffs] And of course
you would be here just
to be a nuisance.
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Why don't you go home
and rest?
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Wouldn't want you
breaking a hip.
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Sorry, sister.
I'm stronger than you think.
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I'm here to save the Bloom
of Eternal Youth from
the likes of you.
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I'm gonna get
there before you.
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[yelps] No, you won't.
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[keys clacking]
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[King] Hey, Luz.
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Guess who won
the writing competition
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and became a blockbuster
writer superstar?
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You're right. It's me. Me!
[keys clacking]
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Do you wanna touch my scarf?
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A fan crochet it out
of their own hair.
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It smells so bad.
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[keys clacking continues]
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My publisher is throwing
a huge party for my book,
Ruler's Reach.
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And I, uh,
I'd like for you to be there.
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[keys clacking continues]
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All right, fine.
Be that way, I guess.
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[sighs]
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Girl, you don't need him.
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But I don't want to be mad
at him either.
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[crowd cheering]
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[fan] Your fans are
dying to know when
Ruler's Reach 2 comes out.
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That's between me
and my publisher.
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Right, Piniet?
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Yes. Oh, pardon me.
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I need a few moments
of King's time.
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[fans cheering]
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Where's John De Plume at?
I wanted to compare sunglasses.
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Oh, he's taking a break
to finish his latest
masterpiece.
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Fame can really box you in,
you know?
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Uh, speaking of, how's your
second book coming along?
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Coming along or finished?
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Bam! [laughs]
Ruler's Reach 2.
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Now with more swears.
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Ah! Splendid!
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[pulsates]
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Oh, you cad.
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Not only are you
a great writer
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but a practical joker
as well.
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That's true. Wait, what?
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Oh, this is truly awful.
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00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,421
Looking forward to
the real draft.
263
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:56,426
Truly awful.
But I'm a best-selling writer.
264
00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:57,427
How?
265
00:11:58,428 --> 00:12:01,261
[chattering]
266
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:03,393
Luz, I can't write without her.
267
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,437
Luz, buddy, I'm so glad
you could make it.
268
00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:11,231
Hey, King. I didn't want
to be angry at your success.
269
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,404
You're my friend.
So, congratulations.
270
00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:15,485
Great to hear.
271
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,527
'Cause I really need
your help with
my next book.
272
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,319
-Huh?
-Apparently,
273
00:12:19,319 --> 00:12:21,321
I can't write my
daring works of genius
274
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:24,163
without rebelling against
your gushy fantasy slop.
275
00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:25,415
Excuse me?
276
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,997
[chuckles] We make a great team.
277
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,330
So, here's a pen. Writey writey.
Clock's a ticking.
278
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,373
[all gasp]
279
00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:34,424
I'm not writing for you
280
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,336
after you made fun
of all my ideas.
281
00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:38,428
Hey! What the heck?
282
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,381
Congratulations on all your
hard-earned success.
283
00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:45,385
What am I gonna do?
I can't write without her.
284
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,097
Hmm.
285
00:12:49,058 --> 00:12:50,390
[grunts, pants]
286
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,021
[grunts, pants]
287
00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:57,106
Ha! Doesn't this remind you
of how we used to race
to the kitchen, Lily?
288
00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:58,528
Lily?
289
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,320
-[mumbling]
-[gasps]
290
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,161
[hisses]
291
00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:04,033
[mumbling continues]
292
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,204
Lily!
293
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:07,407
[hisses]
294
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,289
[screams]
295
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,210
[mumbling]
296
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,463
Alley-oop!
297
00:13:14,464 --> 00:13:17,176
[sighs] Thank you, Edalyn.
298
00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:19,218
I wasn't certain
that you'd save me.
299
00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:22,382
Stow it. Uh, we might fight
but you're still my sister.
300
00:13:22,382 --> 00:13:25,224
And besides, if anyone's
putting you down,
it's gonna be me.
301
00:13:25,224 --> 00:13:26,225
Ha!
[grunts]
302
00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:28,267
[chuckles]
303
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,349
Oh, is that...
304
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,275
The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
305
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,148
All right. Back off.
[grunts]
306
00:13:39,148 --> 00:13:41,150
That baby's mine.
307
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:44,033
[groans] Why are you
always like this?
308
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:47,367
Because Lilith, you think
I'm just some tired, old biddy.
309
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,158
Ah, but I'm more than that.
310
00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:54,213
And with the Bloom
of Eternal Youth's power,
I'll show you...
311
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,126
What the...
312
00:13:57,126 --> 00:13:59,168
[laughing]
313
00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:11,431
[sighs] They got his good angle.
314
00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:13,433
[footsteps approaching]
315
00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:16,476
Uh, can I help you?
316
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,190
Perhaps.
317
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:24,323
I hear you're
an aspiring writer?
318
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,245
[chuckles]
319
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:28,448
[fan] King! We love you! King!
320
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:30,119
[crowd cheering] King! King!
321
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,411
I can't wait for the sequel.
322
00:14:31,411 --> 00:14:33,252
If it's disappointing
in any way,
323
00:14:33,252 --> 00:14:35,995
I will spend every day
of my life trashing it.
324
00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:38,458
Oh, boy.
325
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,421
Oh, man. Ah, geez.
326
00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:43,342
[whimpering] Hemming. Hawing.
327
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:47,176
Piniet, I gotta come clean.
We can't announce book two.
328
00:14:47,176 --> 00:14:49,348
I can't write without...
without...
329
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,350
[Piniet]
Without your writing partner?
330
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,146
[gasps] King!
331
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,479
-Luz!
-That snappily-dressed lizard
332
00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:01,150
trapped me in
this shrinking box.
333
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,283
[screams]
334
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:06,075
You gotta get me out.
335
00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:08,327
What are you doing with her?
Let her go.
336
00:15:08,327 --> 00:15:10,409
You wrote Ruler's Reach
together.
337
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,411
So, if you don't
want her crushed,
338
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,373
you'll write together again.
339
00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:17,206
Oh, don't give me
that look.
340
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:21,040
Some of the best books were
written in literal crunch time.
341
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,042
[yelps]
342
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:25,174
That's a toxic mentality
that contributes to burnout
343
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,176
and unrealistic expectations.
344
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,468
King, do something!
345
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:30,049
[grunts]
346
00:15:30,049 --> 00:15:32,051
Set her free, now!
347
00:15:32,051 --> 00:15:34,313
Not until I get my best-seller.
348
00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:37,477
You'll recall
you are under contract.
349
00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:39,318
Whoa. [grunts]
350
00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:40,520
Whoa!
351
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,191
Oof!
352
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,115
[Piniet] Make your deadline,
353
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:48,277
or you'll never be able
to hold a pen again.
354
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,029
Just like...
355
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,281
Help me!
356
00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:53,282
Nooo!
357
00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:57,036
-Help us!
-Get us out of here!
358
00:15:57,036 --> 00:15:58,337
[grunting, screaming]
359
00:15:59,288 --> 00:16:01,080
I'll leave you to it.
360
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,084
Looking forward
to your next volume.
361
00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:07,216
-[warps]
-[yelps]
362
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,178
We're not getting out of here
till we write a book.
363
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,180
And that'll take forever.
364
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,391
We're cube meat.
365
00:16:12,391 --> 00:16:15,144
Well, I have my story.
366
00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:18,477
But it's all hugging and crying.
I can't put my name on that.
367
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,522
King, that is why
we are in here!
368
00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:26,405
Because you can't compromise.
369
00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:29,318
All I wanted was to write
a dumb story with my friend.
370
00:16:30,409 --> 00:16:34,033
Luz, you're living your dream.
You're becoming a witch.
371
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:36,455
But this celebrity is as close
as I'll ever get to my dream.
372
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:39,168
It all went to my head,
and I hurt you.
373
00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:41,250
-I'm sorry.
-Hey.
374
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,213
Being with you is one of my
favorite parts of this dream.
375
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,085
-[warps]
-[yelps]
376
00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:47,386
I have a plan.
377
00:16:47,386 --> 00:16:50,009
But we need to work together
this time.
378
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,091
Just tell me what to do.
379
00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:54,183
[Merchant] I know you
must be confused.
380
00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:57,346
The Bloom of Eternal Youth,
dead?
381
00:16:57,346 --> 00:17:00,439
What if I told you the Bloom
never existed at all?
382
00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:04,103
And now that I have
led you to my nest,
383
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:09,358
I'll suck all the life
out of you to satisfy my
unending hunger!
384
00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:12,151
He scammed us.
Can you believe he scammed us?
385
00:17:12,151 --> 00:17:15,114
I thought there was
a 50/50 chance going in.
386
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:17,416
Hard not to admire
the tenacity though.
387
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:21,080
Good entrance.
But that outfit? Ha!
388
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,371
Oh, look at his little shoes.
389
00:17:22,371 --> 00:17:25,084
[Eda, Lilith laughing]
390
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:28,167
Well, maybe you've never been
led into a lethal trap before
391
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:32,301
but the response should be,
"Ah! No! Spare us!
392
00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:37,056
Ah, sure. Spare us.
393
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,269
Woe to us, whose fates
are sealed.
394
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,482
Tha... That's right.
We just cower.
395
00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:47,146
[whimpers] Cower. [gulps]
396
00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:49,528
Oh, dang.
[cubes squeal]
397
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,191
Hey, Piniet! We're done!
398
00:17:53,402 --> 00:17:55,454
Faster than I expected.
399
00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:57,286
That's the miracle of team work.
400
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:58,287
[warps]
401
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,291
[pulsates]
402
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:07,466
This is much more gushy
than your last book.
403
00:18:07,466 --> 00:18:10,469
Skip to the finale,
because it's quite a payoff.
404
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:13,212
[pulsates]
405
00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:19,388
What is this all about?
406
00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:21,100
Light spell!
407
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,481
[bursts]
408
00:18:22,481 --> 00:18:25,184
-[grunts]
-Agh! I just realized,
409
00:18:25,184 --> 00:18:26,355
I should've said enlightening.
410
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,486
Skip to the finale.
411
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,398
You'll find it enlightening.
412
00:18:29,398 --> 00:18:31,440
-King, the contract!
-[groaning]
413
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,403
Pretentious scarf, go!
414
00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:36,075
[yelps, grunts]
415
00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:38,287
[growls]
416
00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,239
[grunting]
417
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,081
[pants]
418
00:18:42,081 --> 00:18:43,412
I made you a star
419
00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:45,454
and this is how you repay me?
420
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:49,088
No, this is.
[clamoring]
421
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,459
[cube] How's this for edits?
422
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:53,052
-And self-publishing!
-[clamoring]
423
00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:55,344
[both grunt]
424
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,216
[grunts]
[cubes squeal]
425
00:18:57,216 --> 00:19:00,259
You are making this harder
than it needs to be.
426
00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:04,143
And believe me,
I am being very patient.
427
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,185
[grunts, groans]
428
00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:07,356
But let's...
429
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:09,528
[clanks]
430
00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:12,231
[grunts] Cut to the finish.
431
00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:13,532
[slams]
432
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:15,114
[all] Huh?
433
00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:16,275
King,
434
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:17,486
I am your biggest fan.
435
00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:19,198
[grunts]
436
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:22,241
And I fought my way
back here for you
437
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,332
to read my story.
438
00:19:25,044 --> 00:19:27,376
I'm sorry. My lawyer advised me
not to look at unsolicited work.
439
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,088
But, but...
440
00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:32,001
Ugh! If I read this will you go?
441
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,173
So I can annihilate
them in peace?
442
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,464
Of course.
443
00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:37,256
-[crashes]
-[clanking]
444
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:43,432
[pulsates]
445
00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:49,108
[sniffs] Oh, it's beautiful.
446
00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:51,480
You... you must
let me publish this.
447
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,362
I can make you a star.
448
00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:55,274
Really?
449
00:19:55,274 --> 00:19:57,446
Wait a minute. What about King?
450
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,318
Ugh!
[grunts]
451
00:19:59,318 --> 00:20:01,080
You're old news.
452
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,083
She on the other hand
is the future.
453
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,124
-Whoo-hoo!
-Freedom!
454
00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:06,325
Hey!
King!
455
00:20:06,325 --> 00:20:09,328
We're good then?
Yes. Quite.
456
00:20:10,329 --> 00:20:12,091
[grunts]
457
00:20:12,091 --> 00:20:13,172
P-choo! P-choo!
458
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,334
[grunts]
459
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,256
Well, we wrecked this chump.
460
00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:19,468
but I guess the Bloom
of Eternal Youth isn't real.
461
00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:21,100
[sighs]
462
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,471
Well,
if it makes any difference,
463
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,104
I don't consider you to be
a tired old biddy.
464
00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:26,145
Really?
465
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:28,347
If you were you'd be much
easier to catch.
466
00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:29,438
Oh, great.
467
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:32,481
You're gonna cart me away
to the coven now, are you?
468
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,404
Not now. Because I want
to give you a chance
469
00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:36,485
to join on your own.
470
00:20:38,317 --> 00:20:40,409
Join me in the Emperor's Coven,
Edalyn?
471
00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:43,072
He could even heal your curse.
472
00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:48,417
No, I'll heal it
on my own terms.
473
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,329
I don't want
to owe him anything.
474
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,421
Catch you later, sis.
475
00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:55,084
Not if I catch you first.
476
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,379
I'll see you around.
477
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,472
[sighs]
478
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:07,266
You're welcome
for the chance to bond.
479
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:10,349
[squeals]
480
00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:16,065
[snores]
481
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:17,396
[yawns]
482
00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:19,358
Hey, kids. Woof.
483
00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:20,399
[back cracks]
484
00:21:20,399 --> 00:21:22,531
That was a rough couple days.
485
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,203
Yeah, I'll say.
486
00:21:25,995 --> 00:21:27,036
[grunts]
487
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,287
Well, nothing a bit
of apple blood
488
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,039
and a good book can't mend.
489
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,080
Books?
490
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,252
Nope, I don't know
nothing about that.
491
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,414
We hate books.
Wow, look at the time.
492
00:21:35,414 --> 00:21:37,176
What's a book?
Good night!
493
00:21:40,219 --> 00:21:41,340
Huh?
494
00:21:42,341 --> 00:21:44,383
[gasps] What the...
495
00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:46,475
Girl, you do not wanna know.
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