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You have one more
check-up in three months.

Until then we cannot say
whether you're cured or cancer-free.

You can join a group of patients who
have been through a similar treatment.

That's not really my thing.

Well, now you know. Yes.

Finally, I'm obligated to ask you
to consider a breast reconstruction.

No, I don't think so.

Does your husband agree? Leif?

Well, I should think so.

I'm sure leif likes
me the way I am.

As long as I make him
lemon pudding once a week.

Inner values matter more to him.

I doubt that he's even noticed
that one of them is missing.

If you have the means, many
couples choose to go away on holiday.

We're going on a trip next week.

My daughter is getting
married in Italy, so...

Some people have
all the luck. Yes.

Here you go. Thanks.

Man:
J“ when the moon hits your eye

j“ like a big pizza pie

j“ that's amore

j“ when the world seems to shine

j“ like you've had too much wine

j“ that's amore

J“ bells will ring
ting-a-ling-a-ling ting-a-ling-a-ling

j“ and you'll sing, "vita Bella"

J“ hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay

F tippy-tippy-tay
like a gay tarantella

j“ when the stars make you drool

j“ just like a pasta fazool

j“ that's amore

j“ when you dance
down the street

j“ with a cloud at your feet

j“ you're in love

j“ when you walk in a dream

j“ but you know
you're not dreaming, signore

j“ scuzza me, but you see

j“ back in old napoli

j“ that's amore

hello.

Come.

Okay. Thank you.

Hi, guys. Hi, my name is Marco.

And this is my cousin,
Alessandro.

I'm Patrick and this
is my fiancee, Astrid.

Astrid, nice to meet you. Hi.

Chorus: J“ that's amore

man: J“ when you
dance down the street

j“ with a cloud at your feet

j“ you're in love

j“ when you walk
in a dream... j“

How long did you live here?
I only spent summers here.

We were supposed to live
here but then mom died.

Marco: The villa.

Patrick: Yeah, I
can see. Astrid: Yes.

Itereis key.
Thsisforyou thank you.

Now we have to go. But we
come back tomorrow, okay?

We can discuss
about food, wine...

And how you get ready for
wedding. Okay? Of course.

All: Ciao!

Well...

It's beautiful.

This is insanely romantic.

But there's no furniture,
Astrid.

So we'll sit on the floor. No.

There's nothing here.
Where's the light switch?

No power either. Furniture.

There's a couch, an
armchair, you name it.

I knew dad didn't use the house,
but I thought he kept an eye on it.

This is a joke.

It's rustic, and it's perfect.

Astrid, wait.

This is a stupid idea.

Let's find a hotel.

What are you talking about, baby?
Patrick, this is the best idea ever.

We'll get it ready in time.

Okay?

Morning.

Good morning.

Where is everyone?

At a seminar. Didn't you know?

Another bloody seminar?
No one told me about it.

Good god, I hate this country.

Get me Romania
on the line, would you?

How is he doing? Morning.

Congratulations!

J“ happy birthday to you

j“ happy birthday to you

j“ happy birthday, dear Philip

j“ happy birthday to you j“

Dear Philip...

No, no.

Can I say a few words, please?

Thank you. Many
happy returns, Philip.

We're all very happy
to be working for you.

But you have us concerned,
too, because you work too much.

And so we've all chipped in
and bought you a leisure gift.

You're going parachuting.

Thank you. It's about
time you came out.

Came out and embraced life.

Yes, well I don't know
what to say.

I'd like to thank your
sister-in-law, benedikte.

Were it not for you, we wouldn't
have known it was Philip's birthday.

Let's give benedikte a hand.

Yep. Come in.

Uh...

I wanted to give you
a more personal gift.

This will get you
out on the town.

With me.

High heels?

Tango shoes.
I go every Thursday.

Thank you, bitten. Really. But
I think you need to find yourself

a younger partner.

Ah, bitten, you gorgeous, beautiful,
sweet girl. This is never gonna happen.

I am a guy who has chosen to
be by himself. Simple as that.

I thought we could
have fun, though.

Yeah, well,
that's a very nice idea.

But I have danced all the
tango I'm ever gonna dance.

Now, Romania, get
them on the line again.

Othennise I'm gonna end up with
80,000 worth of rotting cucumbers.

Appreciate the thought, though.

Um...

By the way, your
son called from Italy.

He says everything is going
well, wishes you happy birthday.

Romania.

Cucumbers.

Leif?

Are you home, honey?

I've got a surprise for you.

Leif?

Ithoughtyou were at
chemo. No, I'm done with that.

I just had to have some
extra blood tests done.

I'm on my lunch break.

Well, it's over now.

Who's she?

Tilde from accounting.

You're fooling around with tilde from
accounting while I'm in the hospital?

Yes.

Get a cab, tilde.

Remember to get a receipt.

I know it looks bad.

How could you?

Now that I'm finally cured we
were going to have fun together.

I do not understand.

How long have you
been seeing her?

She's been with us
for two years.

She doesn't even look that old.

She is older than she looks.
She's got a business degree.

She looks no older than Astrid.

Age doesn't mean a thing today.

She must be out of her mind
to fall for a guy like you.

Look, you're upset, but
there's no need to get nasty.

No. Oh, no?

You're doing her on my mom's
couch, while I'm fighting for my life.

You just told me you were cured.

I can't be sure, leif. I have
to keep going to check-ups.

Your mom didn't give us that couch.
My uncle, esben, got it in malaga...

Are you completely callous?

No.

Let's calm down.
You're overreacting.

What do you mean? It's
been tough on both of us.

It's been hard for me
to see you so ill.

It's been hard for me
to see you like that.

See you in Italy.

After 23 years, he just
ups and walks out on her.

What a bastard, huh? Yes.

He deserves a good beating.

And their daughter's
getting married. The nerve!

Congratulations. Thanks.

They only met, like, three months
ago, but Patrick is a sweet boy.

He's studying to be a
politician. Political science.

And the wedding's in Italy where
the family owns a lemon grove.

Let me just get that.

No. Did leif ever
build you that patio?

The lazy bastard.

And he was cheap, too.

Good riddance, I say.
Look, he's been there for me.

Anyway, he hasn't
left me. I'm not worried.

Mom. Tilde is telling everyone
at work they're getting married.

Look, people talk.
Dad's just confused.

No, he's a prick. Don't
say that about your father.

You always defend him, and
he's always treated you like shit.

What does Astrid say?
She's busy with the wedding.

What's that? Some
candy and magazines.

Mom, I'm not going
to summer camp.

Where did you find them?
In a box in the basement.

Mom, I'm going to be all right.

I can take care of myself.

But you're going
away for so long.

I don't want you to.

Why can't they postpone it three
days so you could make the wedding?

They can't stop
the war for that.

Sure they can.

What the hell
do you think you're doing?

Oh, god! Look what
you've done to my car.

What were you thinking?
What were you thinking? Hello!

Are you hurt? Huh?

Are you hurt? No. Well,
come out and see my car!

Come and see the side of my car!

Look all the way...
No, no, no, no!

Stop! Just come out, okay? Just
come out before you kill someone.

Just get out of the car.
Come on.

Just get out of the car.

Oh... stop. Turn it off, turn it
off, please. Turn it off. Okay?

Okay. Oh... look, I...

Oh, my god. Oh, my
god. Are you... I'm so sorry.

Lady, listen,
you have to look, okay?

It's one of the things of
driving. You have to look

when you're reversing
the damn car.

Do you understand what
I'm saying? Are you drunk?

No, I'm not drunk.
What's wrong with you?

I didn't see you. You didn't
see me? The car's huge!

I have a plane to catch...

Yeah, well, we all have
to catch a damn plane.

You have to catch a plane.
I have to catch a plane.

Now I'm not gonna be
able to catch a plane.

Please stop crying. Stop crying.

I've been really
unlucky lately...

And I'm not used
to traveling alone.

All right.

Okay, uh, just give us
yourhcense.

Let's just sort it out.
Sort the thing out, yeah?

Yes. Yes. Yeah? You've
got your driver's license?

All right.

I can't find it.

I don't have it.
Yeah. Of course not.

I just have to catch that plane. My
daughter's getting married in Italy.

Your daughter's
getting married? Yeah?

In Italy? Your daughter's
getting married in Italy?

What's her name?

What does that have
to do with the car?

Well, my son's
getting married in Italy.

You're Patrick's dad?

Yes. I'm Philip.

Ida.

So, Astrid's your
daughter? Yeah.

Um...

All right, uh, look, we'll sort
this all out down there, okay?

The insurance and everything
like that and good luck parking.

No, no. Are you just leaving me?

Yeah. Listen, I
gotta go, okay? Um...

Don't worry. You've got
lots of time. Okay?

But...

Hey.

Oh!

Oh, god.

No, I'm just watching
something here.

I'll call you... you
call me back. All right?

Did you see that?
Uh... yeah, I did.

It just wouldn't stop giving
me cola.

Don't worry, I won't
bother you. Hello.

Yeah. Okay.

Listen, it's the radishes,
okay? Radishes are top priority.

Forget about everything
else, you understand?

Okay. Speak to you soon.

It's actually funny that we
haven't met each other before.

Yeah, well, I travel a lot
and, um, I've been very busy.

Actually I'm very busy
right now.

With those radishes?

Ithoughtyou only sold lemons.

I started out with the lemons.

But then you moved
into the radish business?

I'm not in the radish business.
There is no such thing.

Okay. What exactly is
it you do then?

We sell a wide variety
of fruits and vegetables.

Tomatoes, lettuce, cucumbers,
aubergines, runner beans, broccoli,

oranges and lemons.

And, of course, radishes.

Exciting.

Yep.

Oh!

Okay, now try this.

This is for when guests come,
okay? Astrid: Mmm-hmm.

Try it. Franciacorta, very nice.

Patrick.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Cheers. For me.

Sorry. Oh, I like that
one. That's very good.

Astrid: Mmm-hmm.

Marco: Hey, Alessandro!

You just carry on tasting wine

and I'll be back in
two seconds, okay?

Marco: Okay, okay,
okay.Bye. I'm fine.

Cheers. Cheers.

How do you say
"cheers" in Italian?

This end? Yeah.

We'll try again. Okay. Fine.

Oh!

You're so emotional. You
got your finger up your bum

and your brain in neutral.

Now sign them and
send them. Thank you.

Car is waiting outside for us.

My suitcase hasn't come.

Fine.

Great. Just dandy.

Michael, you can't be both
worthless and unambitious.

It's his seventh birthday. He won't
even remember you being there.

Just buy him a card and get
on the plane. Are we clear?

Good. Thank you.

I really don't understand
why anybody will work for you.

When you're so awful
and stupid and not nice.

I pay them good money.

And why are you traveling alone
anyway? Where is Astrid's father?

What about your wife?

I'm sorry.

It's all right. I just thought
that Patrick might have said...

Well, never mind.

What?

It's just that
when he was younger,

he used to lie about
his mother being alive.

No, no, no. He told us she died.

It was just me.
I'm really sorry.

It's all right.

Anyway, tell me,

what exactly do you do?

What do you mean?

Well, what are you trained as?

Trained as? I'm not a dog.

What do you do for a living?

Oh, it's nothing exciting.
I'm just a hairdresser. Uh-huh.

Hairdresser.

Why is that so funny?

Is it because I wear a wig?

- No. No, no, no, no.
- It looks nice.

It looks very pretty.
You're very pretty.

Sorry, I'm just not
very good at compliments.

You should practice
doing it more often.

You're a little thin at the top.

You should also
trim your sides a bit.

Hi, mom!

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Hi, little mommy.

Mmm!

Hi.

Hi.

Good to see you. You, too.

This is nice.

Let me show you to your room.

Good to see you.
And you. And you.

You didn't bring a suitcase?
It's still in Copenhagen.

How was your flight?

Oh, the flight was good.
The flight was good.

Oh, ijustgonna takeyourbag.
Yeah. Thank you.

Aren't you happy?

Well, we've been very busy.

Patrick has been
terrified all week.

How about you?

Well, I'm terrified, too.

My little girl's
getting married!

Mom, how did you
know dad was the one?

Did you know right away?

I just thought he was a dream.

Are you having doubts?

I don't know...

It's perfectly normal
to have second thoughts.

Life doesn't hold
any guarantees.

You aren't catholic,
so you can always...

Very funny, mom. You've
already got us divorced.

Sorry.

It'll work out, don't
you think? Sure.

Has dad arrived?

Tomorrow.

Oh? He went to see
Pompeii on the way.

Why didn't you fly out together?

Oh, you know...

Dad went and got all cultural.

Everything's just fine.

Magazines.

Thank you so much for
letting us do this, dad.

Astrid is completely over
the moon, it's amazing.

Yes, of course.

We've had to spend
a bit of money though.

Quite a lot, actually.

We've almost maxed out all
our credit cards.

I told you it was a mad idea.

You should have
chosen a hotel instead.

Yes, I know.

Yes, well, never mind.
We are here now.

You can borrow one
of my credit cards.

Okay.

Is it strange, being back?

No. No, it was just a long trip.

I didn't think you
wanted your old bedroom

so I've given you
the purple one.

That's okay. Okay. Great.

Here you go.

I think this is
going to be brilliant.

Gonna be a small wedding,
but that's good.

And there'll be plenty
of fruit. You'll like it, dad.

At least, I think you will.

If you're happy,
I'm happy, Patrick.

Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna unpack
and all that kind of thing.

Yes. Yes. Of course. It's fine.

I'm really glad you're
here, dad. It means a lot.

Okay.

Vveh, byethen.
Yeah, bye. Hlseeyou.

Bye, now. Bye.

Oi!

Good morning. Good morning.

Patrick?

Patrick?

I found all these pretty
tablecloths and napkins.

Alessandro: Ciao. Ciao.

We just took a break.
But we're so busy.

Astrid: When is
the electrician coming?

He's here in two hours. Promise.
Astrid: In two hours? Okay.

Hi, baby.

We've only been here 20 minutes.

I'm glad you're not
stressed out.

But people will be here any
minute. Well, let's get to it then.

Butwe sent for him...

These shoes are killing me.

So don't gorge on
chips on the plane.

Salt retains water.

With those fat feet of yours,
you should wear sandals.

Astrid: Benedikte.

This is my mom, ida.

Benedikte is Patrick's aunt.
Her daughter, Alexandra.

Charming, isn't she?

All that excess luggage and she
still didn't bring a decent pair of shoes.

My suitcase is gone.
I have nothing.

I hate it when that happens!

What do we pay them for?

But your hair is beautiful.

It's a wig.

And you're funny, too.

Oh, well...

Did you fly out
with Philip? Yes.

Isn't he a wonderful man?
Isn't he to die for?

Who cares if he's ugly?

Just kidding.

Well, here we are. And
isn't it wonderful here?

Philip, why don't you
come over here, darling?

Benedikte, please.

Your voice would wake the dead.

I love you.
I love your sense of humor.

Cheers.

Here comes dad.
Hi, dad. Hi, sweetie.

Isn't that the girl
from accounting?

What the hell is wrong with you?

You can't bring her
to the wedding.

Let's all calm down.
Calm down? You...

Drama!

What did she do that for, baby?

Just find me
another shirt, baby.

Dad? Sweetie.

You look great. Some shack, huh?

Hi, leif. Welcome. Thanks.

Thanks, baby.

You've met tilde, haven't you?

Hi, sweetie. And thanks for
inviting me on such a short fuse.

Dad, got a minute? Sure.
I need to change anyway.

What the fuck, dad?

Her return flight got canceled.

Tilde broke down...
What the fuck is going on?

I called to say she was
coming. Stop right there!

Don't you give a damn about mom?

I've lost eight pounds
over this.

Kenneth hates me.

And vibe, the hairdresser, spat
at the company car on Friday.

This has been tough
on me emotionally, too!

Here. Thanks.

This is my dad. Tilde
romer, leif's fiancee.

Hi, tilde romer, leif's
fiancee. Auntie benedikte.

Hanne. Hl

hi. Leif's fiancee.

Fiancee? Yes.

Why didn't you
tell me you split up?

We didn't split up, Astrid.
Have you gone mad?

What the fuck's going on?

He brought that slut from
accounting. Don't use that language.

The word slut is
invented for this.

Tell me what's going on.
Be honest with me.

I'm sorry.

But I never dreamed he'd
bring her. What an idiot.

He is a moron.

But really he's just
confused, sad and unhappy.

My illness put
a great strain on him.

Will you listen to yourself?
You don't understand.

And you shouldn't.

It's your wedding.
Don't waste your time on us.

It's going to be great.

Ifeelhke asking them to
leave. No, he should be here.

He's your dad.
It's your wedding.

Don't worry about me.
I'll get myself together.

Go find Patrick.

Scram.

Philip: What are you doing?

Are you crazy? Come out.

Come on, come out,
there's a rip current out there.

Why are you swimming out there?

That's crazy.

Just really, really crazy, with
your treatment and everything.

Turn around.

I'm not staring.

It was really wonderful.

That's cold.

It's fresh.

Here, take my jacket.

No, it's okay.

Thank you.

Wait a second, sorry.

Ants. That's not good.

If there's ants, you can be sure
the tree is infected with brazen scale.

What is that? It's
an insect. A parasite.

Aonidiella aurantii.

It's a really very nasty,
little horrible bug

that destroys
the fruit first and then

destroys the whole tree.

Actually the females
are the worst.

The males,

they're harmless.

They don't have a mouth.

So they can't eat, and they
just die in a couple of days.

His life is absolutely
without meaning.

But he must do
something. No. Nothing.

Now the females,
on the other hand,

they can actually
reproduce asexually.

They're a very odd creature.

Very annoying

and very dangerous.

The lemons almost look
like oranges from here.

Yeah, yeah, they all are.
That tree back there,

that was an orange tree
for 100 years

before it was pruned
with a lemon.

Most of the trees you
see here were oranges.

So they have to be
nurtured the whole time

so they don't grow
back as oranges.

It's a very time consuming
and ongoing process.

So the tree can make
both lemons and oranges?

Yeah. Mmm. I like that.

But you know, lemons,
they are my favorite fruit. Oh?

I really can't imagine
the world without them.

No.

No, nor could I.

Mmm!

Did you know that,
botanically speaking,

the lemon is a Berry?

No.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, sorry. Um...

Okay. Thank you. Yeah.

Dig in. Not everyone's
here. Let's wait...

There you are, Philip,
was it a nice walk?

Did you clear your head? Yeah,
my head is clear. Thank you.

So worried about you.

Oh, you look wonderful.
Thank you so much.

It's just beautiful.

Oh. Ida and I bumped
into each other.

You have his jacket on.

Astrid, this is amazing.

There are two
different wines, dad.

I don't know
which one you'd like.

I don't mind, I don't care.

Both are good. Okay.

Ahem.

Okay.

I'm leaving
if you make a speech.

Mmm-mmm.

I know it's impolite to speak
before dinner, so I'll make it short.

But as Patrick's aunt I feel
obliged to say a few words.

After all, I have been taking care
of Patrick these past many years.

I've been like his plastic mom.

Cardboard mom. Hey, you!

I'd rather be your auntie mom.
Try being a mom for a start.

As such, it's my job to tell you you're
not the center of attention tonight.

Nor are you, Astrid.

The center of attention
tonight is our host, Philip.

Philip, Philip, Philip.

Yes?

And Philip, I think you should
put your fingers in your ears,

'cause I'm saying things that
are gonna make you blush.

Go on, dad.

No, I mean it, just put
your fingers in your ears.

Are you serious? Yes,
I'm serious. Put them in.

Go on, fingers in the ears.

Thank you.

Patrick, you have
the most wonderful father.

Astrid, you're marrying a boy

whose father has meant the
world to me and my daughter.

He was there when my little big
daughter struggled with obesity.

That kept me awake at night.

He was there when she cut
herself and did even worse things.

And he was there when I
got divorced some years back.

A nasty divorce.

My ex-idiot I call him.

No, let's not talk about me.

This is your party. A party
made possible by Philip.

You're blessed
to be having it here

where he married my sister,
what, 26 years ago?

Even then we fancied
each other, didn't we?

Didn't we go wink at each other

and had a little flirt going on?

Until Elizabeth grabbed
you from right under my nose.

Before I could count to three.

I don't know what I'm saying.

Seriously, though.
She was a fantastic sister.

Excuse me for just a second.

I'm sorry.

I'll get on with it.

Patrick...

It was hard on you.
You poor thing.

Itwas hard on Philip, too, but
she would have been so proud

if she could have seen
you with Astrid today.

I'm so proud of you,
and so is Philip, I'm sure.

So I'd like to propose a
toast and quote Henry Miller.

"You can never get
nor give enough love."

And to quote Herman bang,

"indifference is love's
most painful dregs."

Cheers. Cheers.

It's okay, baby.

I think we can sit down now.

Herman bang? Don't
know the guy. Do you?

Herman bang? Sure.

You're just saying
that to sound smart.

Let me do it.
No, it was my fault.

Hey, stop that.

What are you doing?

How come you're not asleep?

Is something wrong?

No. I just needed
a breath of fresh air.

The dinner went well.

Well, apart from
auntie mom's speech,

your dad's girlfriend and
the dress incident, it went fine.

That's family for you.

Can't escape the loonies.

The thing with the
dress was fun. Sure.

I think everything's
going to be...

Fantastic.

Go back to bed, baby.
I'll be right in.

Okay?

Premarital sex is okay.
You do know that, don't you?

How far do we have to walk
in this stupid heat? It's so hard.

I have one thing to say to you.
Spinning, spinning, spinning.

You look very different
in that outfit.

I know, I tried all
of Astrid's dresses on,

but then iwashed this
one again. Mmm-hmm.

Even the wedding dress?
Yeah, almost, she wouldn't let me.

Ungrateful children. No respect.

Is all this property
yours, Philip?

Well, the property goes
back about 16 acres that way.

You must make a bundle.

What's the going rate for
those little yellow devils?

Don't talk about
money all the time.

I don't.

Baby, take a breath
and enjoy the nature.

Listen to the birds.

They're doing just fine.
Without money, baby.

I'll lend you a dress. I brought four
and I'm sure one of them fits you.

They're all tight, but one of
them's made with stretchy fabric.

You could do my hair in
return. Wouldn't that be great?

Great idea. But we're going
shopping for tablecloths

and then we'll find
you a nice dress, mom.

Tilde, come here.

Come on.

You bet we will.

Oh, look.

Beautiful.

There's Philip.

I thought they went
back home. So did I.

We have to get back, too.

You go. I'll go and say hello.

You're sweet, mom. But
maybe he wants to be alone.

Come on. Nobody wants that.

Okay.

Bye. See you later.

Hi. Hey.

Hi.

Can I buy you a
cup of coffee? Uh...

No, no, I'm okay,
I'm fine, thank you.

If I were you I would get that
credit card back before it's too late.

You just bought me
a very expensive dress.

Oh. Have I? Good god.

Yeah, I will pay you back, of
course. Well, that's even better.

Is it pretty, the dress? Yes.

I've never had anything
that nice before.

Yeah, look at that.

Well, you're gonna look
very beautiful in it, I'm sure.

What would you like?

Cappuccino.

Two cappuccinos, please. Grazie.

You know you haven't said one
nasty thing to me in over six minutes.

It's a magical thing, shence.

Yep.

Do you really think
I'm that angry?

Yep.

How did you meet your wife?

We met here, actually.

Here?

Well, no, not right here,

but we met in Italy,
in the south.

Then she went to Denmark and...

I stalked her.

Did she like that?

No, not really, she got used
to it, though.

I mean, I worked on
her and eventually,

she kind of softened up

and married me.

What happened?

What do you mean what happened?

I mean how did she die?

Do you mind that I ask?

No.

She was just

unfortunate.

It was a little,

stupid accident.

It was a mother and her three
screaming kids in the back seat.

It was snowing.

The roads were slippery.

And she didn't brake in time.

I mean, she didn't even
hit her that hard, itwasjust...

Elizabeth

just landed badly.

That must have been horrible.

You get over it.

I got over it.

Patrick got over it.

Get on with life.

The driver never did.

She insisted on meeting
Patrick and me.

She wanted to apologize to us.

And then when she came into
the room on that particular day,

all she did was just
sit there and cry.

She didn't say a word. She
just cried. She just blubbered.

Are you still angry with her?

No.

I'm not angry with her.

Now I'm just angry
with everyone else.

Oh.

Benedikte. Good evening.

I just wanted to make
sure you're all right.

All's good.

You know, with all the painful
memories and everything.

No pain. Good.

Ah. I'm too excited to sleep.

Yeah, so much going on.

Just love Italy. The food,
the wine and the romance.

No. Dontyou?

No, actually
you're absolutely right.

Yeah, it's gonna be a
great day tomorrow, isn't it?

Yeah, great.

I'm thinking about why
don't we go to the harbor

and have a glass of wine

and go over old days and
just talk and just be ourselves?

Yeah, that'd be a
great idea. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a great color
on you this one,

you should wear that more often.

Good night. Yes, good
night, yes, of course, yes.

Okay, bye, bye. Bye, bye.

This is ida hjort.

I'd like to talk to...

Oncology, please.

I just found a lump on my neck.

Haircut? Yeah. Si.

Grazie. A little trim on
the sides. Prego. Yes.

Grazie.

Just trim? Just trim.

No short? No, just a
little trim over the ears.

Okay, okay.

Here they are!

Congratulations! Thanks!

Kenneth!

What are you doing here?
Would I miss your wedding?

What did you do to your arm?
Ifeh, okay? And it hurts like hell.

Let's get this party started.

Mom will be thrilled to see you.

But there's something
about dad. Now what?

I'm going to kick his ass.
Don't, Kenneth.

Don't ruin your sister's party.

When my arm's
okay, he's in for it. No.

You look pretty. Shut up.

Let's go.

Mom. What?

I mean it. You're pretty.

Let's go.

Alessandro. Hi. Hey.

Can I have you for a second?

You went and broke your
arm, kid? Stay away from me.

Hi.

Hi.

Beautiful. Thank you.

Beautiful. Thank you.

Want a drink?

Yes, please.

Oh, my god,
what a fabulous dress.

Did you find it in town?

Great place.
Nice shops. Love it.

They're spending all
his money. No, it's a loan.

It's a loan.

Itexceeded my credit card limit.

So you borrowed
money off Philip?

That's very nice of you, Philip.

Just lending people
money for clothes.

It's wonderful. It's very nice,
also. Did you pick it out, too?

It's a beautiful dress.

Ida, take it. They serve
a great grape down here.

You're a knock-out
inthatdress. Thanks, leif.

Hi, sweetie.

You look pretty.
Speak for yourself.

Sorry to interrupt.

Dinner is almost ready.

But first I'd like
to welcome you all

and thank you for
coming to our wedding.

You've made us very happy.

And then I'd like to remind everyone
to go easy on the booze tonight,

because the real party
isn't until tomorrow.

You could've told
us. I'm just kidding.

We'd also like to say...

Fuck, I'm nervous.
Sorry, I'm so pathetic.

We'd like to thank dad for
making all of this possible.

Thanks. You're welcome.

We're very happy, dad.

I really hope you're enjoying
this as much as we are.

Thank you.

Astrid, your turn.

This morning when iwoke up, I
remembered the first time we met.

That was like a week ago?

Three months tomorrow, okay?

I'd only known
Astrid for 15 minutes

when she told me
she wanted to get married,

live in the country and
have six wonderful children.

Astrid just wanted
to be surrounded by love

and fill her life
and heart with love.

I think that's simply fantastic.

I just started tomorrow's
speech... I didn't mean to.

But, Astrid, I love you.

With all of my heart.

And I really hope I can help
make your wish come true.

Cheers, baby.

Cheers.

All: Aw...

Dinner is ready.

Oh, my god. I can't believe we're
pretending, you know, to be one of them.

I mean, you've seen the father?

He looks like
a Lucian Freud painting.

What?

Come on. Let's go dance.

We're not going dancing.
You go ahead and dance.

One single coating.
25,000 for a room.

Get off the couch.

Nice, huh?

Hey, get lost!

You remember the dress
I wore yesterday?

Oh, yeah, I remember
the dress. Mmm-hmm.

Well, this is not the same
dress. This dress is for dancing.

Miss, miss, miss, come with me.

Come, come. What?

Oh! Alexandra. Is she drunk?

Oh, no. Oh, no, no. God forbid.

Come on, Alexandra.

What have you been
up to, Alexandra?

Have you been
drinking the heeltaps?

Put two fingers
down your throat.

Two fingers down
your throat, sweetie.

Mom, I feel terrible.

I've been looking fonnard
to this trip for months.

You weren't supposed to come
but dad couldn't take you. Again.

It's my turn to have fun,

so put two fingers
down your throat, okay?

You might as well learn,
the way you stuff yourself.

Go on. Two fingers.
You'll feel much better.

Fuck, you're ugly.

I hate you. There
you go. Me, me, me.

Think we could focus
on mom for five minutes?

No, Alexandra!

Gross!

I'm not sure if I can
remember how this works,

but I'd be honored if you'd
have the next dance with me.

Of course.

What a lot of trees, huh?

And lots of lemons.

Oh, yes. It's beautiful.

It's wild to see them
just hanging from a branch.

Got your drink on?

It's just like being on one of
those "all inclusive" vacations.

Your arm is really awesome.

Weren't you,
like, really scared?

No. I've tried
all sorts of things.

That's combat for you.

You just don't think
it's going to happen to you.

I was fucking lucky.

J“ that's amore

j“ when the world seems to shine

j“ like you've had too much wine

j“ that's amore

j“ bells will ring
ting-a-ling-a-ling ting-a-ling-a-ling

j“ and you'll sing... j“

I'll be right back with
the rest of that story.

Stay put, you hear?

What are you doing with
an old fart like my dad?

You're really
nice and beautiful.

Why don't you
find a younger guy?

I don't know. I like mature men.

And you think my
dad's mature? Sure.

But you're pretty mature, too.

J“ that's amore

j“ bells will ring
ting-a-ling-a-ling ting-a-ling-a-ling

j“ and you'll sing,
"vita Bella"...

May I?

Go ahead.

J“ hearts will play
tippy-tippy-tay tippy-tlppy-tay

j“ like a gay tarantella

Just like old times.

I still remember some
of the forbidden steps.

J“ when you dance
down the street

j“ with a cloud at your feet

J“ you're in love j“

Leif... what?

I don't want to. Oh, come on.

Keep up. Leif, it's not funny.

Didn't you hear her? Let
me dance with your mom.

Shut the fuck up! Lay off.

Just go. Don't push me, kiddo.

Ow!

Shut the fuck up or I'm
going to kick your ass!

You've always been
a shitty dad! Kenneth!

Stay the fuck away!

Leifielovie, baby!

Leifielovie, are you okay?

Stop calling me leifielovie!

Kenneth!

Kenneth.

That was a great left hook
your son's got.

But he can't hit his father.

Yeah, well, he had it coming.

He deserved it.

I'm sorry, we're such
a crazy family.

No, don't be. It's great.

It's just...

It's just...

This past year has
just really been strange.

I mean, a lot of
things have happened

and not many of them
have been nice.

I'm sorry.

I really, really am sorry.

Your illness...

Wanna talk about it?
No? No, not yet. No.

Okay. That's fine. Yeah.

But I mean, right now,
you're well.

Shit!

What did you do that for?

Because_.

I don't know.

Right now though, are you well?

I don't know.

I finished the treatment.

I don't know if I'm cured yet.

Right now,
there are so many things.

Why are you so nice to me?

Because you're wonderful.

No, I'm not.
Because you're beautiful.

No, I'm really not beautiful.

That was a long time ago.

Oh, come on, you still are.

You just have no idea
how beautiful you really are.

Truly, you are so beautiful.

Philip, Philip, I heard about
the violence in the house.

Oh, my god,
I hope you're all right.

Yes.

I'm great.

That's what I'm telling you.
That family is just... oh.

Whoops!

I was just looking for Kenneth.

Yeah.

Vveh, golook for Kenneth.

Ah.

Alexandra's finally asleep.

Philip: Good.

Just lying there looking
like a baby, you know?

So vulnerable
when they're asleep.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

What were you two talking about?

Listen, I just want
to be alone right now.

Okay? Just... no. That's what
I'm here for, darling, you know.

You don't have to do
everything on your own.

And by the way,
you owe me a dance.

No, I don't.

I don't owe you a dance.

Let's cut the charade.

I mean, who are
we kidding, honestly?

What are you talking about?
What are you trying to say?

I love you, and you love me.

And you always did.

Perfect match.

You always loved me.

I know that.

Don't. Don't.

Don't. And...

To be honest with you...

I mean, you're not really
trying to convince yourself

that you're falling
in love with that...

Hairdresser, are you?

I mean, you might as well
fall in love with

a Russian postal bride
on the Internet.

You should be
ashamed of yourself.

I know.

Let me tell you
something, benedikte.

I never like to be impolite,
but for many years now,

it's been
an absolute mystery to me

that you and your sister,
Elizabeth, could actually be related.

Because she was the kindest, the
most beautiful soul any man could meet.

She was everything
that you are not.

Now, I've put up with you, but only
because of Patrick and Alexandra.

And I will continue to do so.

However,

there is absolutely
nothing about you

that I find remotely attractive.

You are the most awful
person I have ever known.

Sit down.

Now, I'm gonna go to bed.

Stay away! Understand?

What are you doing? They
think we're all psychos now.

You're mad about him.

Sure, he's a hunk. You admit it?

So marry him instead!

You're all over each other!

Baby, he's into guys. What?

He's gay.

How do you know? Marco
told me, but it's a secret.

Alessandro is afraid of
telling his family, so don't...

You're the one
he's got a crush on.

Go and apologize to him and
come back and dance with me.

Alessandro, I'm sorry.

I thought you were...
You and Astrid.

You know?

Whoo!

I know I shouldn't
have punched him.

Butjust the sight
of him pisses me off.

If only he had one good
quality, but he doesn't.

Sure he does. What? Honestly?

What did you fall for back then?

I remember grandma saying
he had nice table manners.

That meant he was
raised properly.

Sfihishoumnt have punched
him. No, but he'll get over it.

He's sturdy.

It was stupid of me to
come. No, it was a great idea.

Or we wouldn't have sat here
splashing our feet, you and I.

I'm so glad you broke that arm.

Mom, cut it out. What?

What?

Shouldn't you go to bed?

No way.

Why would I?

What are you doing here?

I don't think Patrick wants
to go through with this, mom.

What makes you say that?

There's something wrong.

I know I'm not the most
beautiful girl in the world,

but he doesn't want me at all.

He wants the party and his
stupid dad and Alessandro

and the wine and the
food and the friends,

but he doesn't want me.

You're not even
contradicting me.

I've been such a fool.
You're not a fool.

You're the most
beautiful girl in the world.

Maybe he's just nervous
and stressed out.

Sure, but that's not all.

I can feel it. He's not into me.

He never looks me in the eyes.

Well, he'd have
to stand on his toes.

Mom, why do you always
crack jokes at the wrong time?

Sorry.

He goes mad with jealousy
if someone even looks at me,

but he won't touch me
when we're alone.

We haven't made love once
while we've been here.

Maybe he's just scared.
I don't know.

I don't know.
I don't know anything.

Benedikte, if that's you,
I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna kill you. This
woman drives me fucking insane.

You just...

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Is Patrick here?

Uh, Patrick? No.

I can't find him anywhere.

Oh, um...

What happened?

I don't know. He just left.

You go back to bed.
Come on. Go back to bed.

Don't worry.

Hey. What's going on?

Nothing.

It was a stupid idea,
getting married.

No, it wasn't. Yes, it was.

I thought that me getting
married and you coming back here

would solve everything,

but it didn't.

I'm so stupid.

I'm so stupid!

And you always thought so!

That's not true. It is.

I have spent so much time trying
to figure out how to make you happy.

It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.

Patrick, I know
I haven't always been...

Been the greatest dad
in the world.

But I've never wanted you
to do anything for my sake...

Shut up.

I just wanted you to... shut up!

You're such an idiot, dad.

Such an idiot!

You've just been too busy
feeling sorry for yourself.

Yeah.

Perhaps you're right.

I'm sorry.

But why do you suddenly
care about all that?

Patrick...

I don't know what the hell
I want, for Christ's sake!

I don't know anything.

I feel empty inside.

Patrick.

Yeah.

There's nothing wrong with you.

Just go.

I'll get it together.

No. Hey, come on.

No.

Just go.

Just go.

Please.

Hi. Listen...

We'd better prepare
ourselves for a delay.

Tilde?

Well, can we guests
do anything to help?

No, I don't think so.

Can we have something to drink?
The old people are getting hot.

Don't you shush me.
I'm just trying to help.

Here you go, sweetie.

Well, we're very sorry, but
we're not getting married.

We apologize for dragging
you down here in vain.

We hope you...

We don't hate each other.

We just can't lie to each
other or to you or to ourselves.

I'm sick and tired
of keeping up appearances.

Or going through the motions
because the truth is too upsetting.

I'm fed up with your lies.

You can't lie your way through
life just because it's easier.

Looking at you I just know

that's how you end up
fat, old and unhappy.

And I don't want
to end up that way.

Itsnobodys fault or
anything... damn right it is!

It's not Astrid. I've been
a fool from the very start.

Okay? Yes.

I'm sorry.

But it doesn't matter now.

We're not right for each other.

So we're not...

We still have a choice.

I can't keep my lid on anymore.

What now then?

Is the buffet still on?

What about all the gifts?

We'd just like
a little information.

Okay. I'm going to try to
catch a flight out tonight.

The rest of you
can do as you like.

Let's go.

I'm sorry, dad.

I'm sorry.

Let me help you with that.

I'm sorry.

Thank you very much
for having us.

Leif?

Ida, lcanthve without you.

I know I've been a jerk.
I hope you can forgive me.

You were right.
We belong together.

What about tilde?
I'm through with her.

It was a huge mistake, and I
admit that from the bottom...

You're the only woman for me.

What makes you say that?

It's the truth.

Haven't you always said we
have to stick together at all costs?

Yes... we're right
for each other.

I'd just plain forgotten how
beautiful and fantastic you are.

I really do love you,
and I always have.

Please take me back, ida.

Thank you.

Thank you, ida.

It's a perfectly natural reaction
to think you've had a relapse.

I know, but I have a bad
feeling about this. I felt a lump.

I don't feel any lump.

But you may be right.

Your prognosis isn't promising. I
don't want to give you false hope.

But I don't feel a thing.

If I were to send everyone with a bad
feeling through extensive check-ups,

the entire system
would collapse.

Let's hold our horses as long as we're
dealing with psychological symptoms.

What's psychological about a
lump? But I don't feel any lump.

People have the oddest symptoms.

Last week, a patient felt
a squirrel inside his head.

Oh.

I'd really, really
like to have it checked.

Let's add a little
bounce to the sides.

Or else you'll look
like John Lennon.

Ida, get a cup of
coffee, will you? Sure.

Hi.

Hi.

So...

This is where
you've been hiding?

Yeah, this is Patrick's father.

Hello. Hi. Philip. Philip
Saunders. Hello, there.

Yes, I've heard a lot about you.

What are you doing here?

I just came to get a haircut.

Have my sides trimmed.

I don't think
we can fit you in today.

Sure we can. It's just a trim.

You've got time.
Be nice to the customers.

Well...

So how's Patrick?

He's much better.

He's good.

And Astrid?

She's going traveling
with Kenneth.

I've decided
to go back to Italy.

Cut down on my
workload and just...

It sounds like a good idea.

I know you think I'm an idiot.

And this is all
very strange, but...

Would you like
to come and visit me?

Why would I do that?

Because_.

I've been thinking about you
ever since we left.

You have to turn your head,
so I can cut your hair.

Would you at least
consider it? I can't.

Why not?

Because I can't.

Why?

You shouldn't be with someone
like me. You could have anyone.

I don't wantjust anyone.

I want you.

Ida, canljustsay_.
Be quiet, vibe.

You don't want to be
with someone like me.

You don't know what might
happen. Anything could happen.

You can't just come in here
and invite people to Italy.

Besides, leif has moved back in.

You can't be serious, ida. Yes.

And I love leif.

I don't need any more
confusion in my life.

Would you please leave?

I'm sorry.

I really didn't
mean to upset you.

Just go.

He only had one side trimmed.

Shush, or I'll trim
your other side.

Well, thanks for lunch.

I've got a great idea.

We are going to take
out another mortgage

and then we're
going away on a trip.

Sure.

To the Seychelles.

It'll cost us a bundle, but
damn, it's beautiful there.

Hello!

What's wrong? I don't want to.

Okay.

We'll spend the money
on something else.

But I...

I don't want to do
anything with you, leif.

Well, then...

Spend the money on yourself.

Leif, it's over between us.

I don't want to sit on a patio

drinking coffee when we're old.

I'm going to go now, leif.

Where are you going?

Ida, I asked you a question.
Where are you going?

Ida.

Where are you going?

Goodbye.

Ida?

Ida, for fuck's sake!

Ida.

What are you doing here?

I've come to find you.

Well, here I am.

And I want to ask
you for a favor.

I have a letter
from the hospital.

I don't know what it says.

I've been afraid
to open it alone.

This probably sounds silly.

I can do it
if you do it with me.

Shall I open this?

Would you?

Whatever it says in here,

I want you to know how
happy I am that you came here.

The mere fact that we
ever met in the first place

is something to be happy about.

At least I am.

And I will be for as long as I
have the pleasure of your company

whether it's for 10 minutes,

two years or 30 years.

Would you mind
if I kissed you first?

No.

Love is all you need

Man: J“ when the
moon hits your eye

j“ like a big pizza pie

j“ that's amore

woman: J“ when the
world seems to shine

j“ like you've had too much wine

j“ that's amore

man: J“ bells will
ring ting-a-ling-a-ling

j“ ting-a-ling-a-ling

j“ and you'll sing, "vita Bella"

woman: J“ hearts
will play tippy-tippy-tay

f tippy-tippy-tay

j“ like a gay tarantella

man: J“ when the
stars make you drool

j“ just like a pasta fazool

j“ that's amore

Woman: J“ when you
dance down the street

j“ with a cloud at your feet

j“ you're in love

man: J“ when you walk in a dream

j“ but you know
you're not dreaming, signore

both: J“ scuzza me, but you see

j“ back in old napoli
that's amore

Woman: J“ bells will
ring ting-a-ling-a-ling

j“ ting-a-ling-a-ling

j“ and you'll sing, "vita Bella"

man: J“ hearts will
play tippy-tippy-tay

f tippy-tippy-tay

j“ like a gay tarantella

j“ when the stars make you drool

both:
J“ just like a pasta fazool

j“ that's amore

j“ when you dance
down the street

j“ with a cloud at your feet

j“ you're in love

man: J“ when you walk in a dream

woman: J“ but you
know you're not dreaming

both: J“ signore

j“ scuzza me, but you see

j“ back in old napoli
that's amore

man: J“ amore

both: J“ that's amore j“