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Children: Joy to the world,
the lord has come
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let earth receive her king
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let every heart prepare him room
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and heaven and nature sing
and heaven and nature sing
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and heaven,
and heaven and nature sing
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this sucks. This is why we need
to make a statement, you know?
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I don't think that...
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What? You afraid
we'll end up in detention?
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Well, yeah.
That's what teachers do.
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They're not going to send
all of us to detention.
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Mr. Henderson is totally lame,
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and this is our best chance
to inform him of that fact.
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You don't think he's lame?
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Well, yeah, but...
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Then what's the problem?
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Okay.
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Female announcer on mic: The
Robert page academy vocal jazz ensemble.
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All:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
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Jack frost nipping at your nose
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yuletide Carols
being sung by a choir
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and folks dressed up
like eskimos
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everybody knows
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Mr. Henderson's a stupid...
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I can't believe
she fell for that.
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Why'd you do that...
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I don't feel so good.
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Sixteen-year-old female gets pranked,
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also gets visual hallucinations
and vomiting.
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Turns out to be a failing liver.
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Why have foreman's breasts
suddenly started to droop?
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Large breasts are a classic symptom of
you letting foreman take vacation days
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so he can finish his
fda reports before the end of the year.
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When are you taking vacation?
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Hepatic and neurological
involvement...
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So, I understand foreman's absence.
Your presence, not so much.
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I'm bringing in a case. You may have
noticed me doing that before.
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I've noticed you a lot recently.
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It's almost as if you have a sexual
interest in someone here.
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Like, say, Taub?
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Well, Taub might think
I like him if I stayed,
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which is
why I'm going to do this.
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Somehow, I don't think
that was really about me.
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Wilson's disease.
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Thirteen:
Ceruloplasmin's normal.
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You got a Christmas present.
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"Greg, made me think of you."
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That's funny. It usually explodes
after I do that.
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Alcohol abuse?
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She's 16.
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The kind of boozing that destroys
your liver that early,
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her parents or teachers
would notice. Wow.
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"Manual of the
operations of surgery by Joseph bell."
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You're throwing that away?
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Twice.
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Someone's screwing with me,
forget it.
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Yeah, gifting antique medical texts.
Oldest gag in the book.
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Handwriting's kind of girly.
You got an admirer, house?
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I said, forget the book.
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Why'd they pick on her?
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She's an overachiever, high grades,
she volunteers, she's a big target.
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I'm assuming literally,
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depending on where this school
falls on the heathers scale.
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You think the kids slipped her
something? Their teachers grilled them.
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When did teachers ever know how to
motivate their students?
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Kutner: What did
you do to Natalie?
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It's all my fault. I didn't stop her
from being a total pig.
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- What are you...
- Your friend's liver is failing.
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We're doing what we can,
but she still might need a transplant.
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She could die, unless you tell us
what you gave her.
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- Just tell him.
- Shut up.
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We gave her some shrooms.
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We took some ourselves, we just wanted
to make her loosen up a little.
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How thoughtful of you.
You got any left?
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They're in Simon's locker.
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This was your idea?
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No way. I didn't
give her anything.
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Right, you just knew about it
and let them do it.
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Poisonous mushrooms and
hallucinogenic ones are different.
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Not if they're not
dried correctly.
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Get back to school. You better hope
we got to her in time.
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What?
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Am I going to get in trouble?
Should we apologize or something?
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Yes, you should.
Natalie's on the third floor.
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- Who's down there?
- Mr. Ravitz.
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Where's the woman
I spoke to last week?
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The trial patient
with the advanced symptoms.
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She dropped out.
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She okay?
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Not health related.
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She just wants to drop out.
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Why?
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She didn't say.
And I only break into the houses
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of very special patients
to get to understand them better.
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I do good today, boss?
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No rigidity, no cogwheeling.
So absolutely, I'd call that good.
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Great. Thanks.
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Your clipboard.
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Keep it.
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Kutner: This place actually
smells of evil.
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Taub: Where do you work again?
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Why would house throw out a book
worth hundreds of dollars?
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To make you ask that question.
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Can you really put a price tag
on screwing with people?
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Can you get us into Natalie soellner's
locker while we're here?
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House always has an agenda.
Just screwing with us isn't...
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Yeah, he'd never do that.
Oh, wait, he already did, last year.
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Remember the secret Santa
gift he got himself?
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He was making us fight over
who could get him the best present.
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This time, he's just
making us wonder.
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No animosity, no ugly competition.
I think it's a real present.
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If it's real, then house
really was freaked.
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And if it affects him,
eventually it'll affect us.
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Uh-oh.
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Maybe it wasn't those kids
who poisoned Natalie.
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Maybe it was Natalie herself.
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I didn't try to kill myself.
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Then why'd you have
all those painkillers?
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In case I get a headache.
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Well, maybe,
you took a few too many.
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- Do you have any kids?
- No.
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But high school wasn't
all that different when I was your age.
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Teenagers can be incredibly mean.
I know what you're going through.
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I bet you were cool.
You're pretty.
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You're pretty, too.
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I'm fat. I'm a loser.
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They all hate me.
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You know what
they did last year?
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They took these photos
of me for the yearbook.
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But it wasn't. It was for this website
making fun of me,
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calling me a pig.
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Forget about them.
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Let's just make you better.
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What's the point?
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Acetylcysteine could save her liver,
but we have to act fast.
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If there's any
chance that she took all those pills...
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There's no chance.
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Okay.
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She was the happiest,
sweetest little girl.
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And a year ago,
she hits puberty,
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and it's like this secretive little
stranger moved into her room.
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I tried to talk to her about
what she's going through, but...
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Give her the treatment.
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Kimberley, you think
that she tried to...
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I don't know what to think.
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If it's a subpoena, he's gotten
that kind of present before.
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It was a book.
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That narrows it down.
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Just look for someone
who knows how to read
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or has been to a bookstore.
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Most bookstores don't carry
Joseph bell on surgery.
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Did it have a note?
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"Greg, made me think of you."
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Green wrapping paper.
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How did you know that?
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What is it?
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It's nothing.
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Yes, when something's nothing,
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the natural response is to guess the
color of the paper it's wrapped in
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and then descend
into stunned silence.
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Irene adler. Christmas 2001.
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Sarcoid symptoms,
but she didn't respond to methotrexate.
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I've never seen him so obsessed.
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He saved her with a last-minute
wegener's diagnosis.
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But the hours he put in,
I thought it would kill him.
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And then, well, he fell for her.
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But it was too soon
after Stacy and...
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It sounds silly,
but Irene was the one who got away.
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Really?
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No, you idiots. House is just
screwing with you.
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You think there's some
woman with a mysterious
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green wrapping paper trademark?
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Then how did you guess...
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I could be wrong.
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It's possible a secret admirer
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gave house the same book
I gave him last Christmas,
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and the same paper
I wrapped it in,
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and the note I wrote.
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We gotta go.
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Taub: Heartbeat?
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One-fifty.
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BP 180 over 110.
Crackling three-quarters of the way up.
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At least this means
she didn't try to kill herself.
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Scratch the hallucinations,
that's from the mushrooms.
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Leaves liver failure
and now pulmonary edema.
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And you standing there
beseechingly.
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Yes, I was gonna
stalk you at home,
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but it was a busy week
and your office is closer.
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Thirteen and foreman
were busy drug-trialing
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and we needed an answer on the overdose,
so we called her in.
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She'sjust updating us.
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- Convenient.
- Update's done.
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This is a good experience
for me as my parents never got divorced.
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- Theories?
- Glue sniffing.
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Kutner: Effects on the lungs
would have been immediate.
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House, we all know
what's going on here.
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Cuddy gave you that present.
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House: Infections?
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No fever,
no polys in the sputum.
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I think...
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I think she loves you.
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House: I told you
to lay off the present.
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And the LSD.
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We got distracted by the painkillers,
toxins are still the most likely...
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Just tell her how you feel.
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If you won't, then I will.
I'll walk right down there.
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Damn it, love like this
needs to fly free.
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You talked to Wilson.
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He has very girly
handwriting, by the way.
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I knew I should have
just wrapped a new present.
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You said the patient
volunteered. Where?
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Pleasant valley.
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Soup kitchen in Trenton.
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Thirteen and kutner,
go search the home and the school.
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Taub, you take the anal swabbing of the
fragrant and contagious homeless men.
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Why don't you
hang out in the video store
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and tell everyone
Kevin spacey's keyser s62e?
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By the way, that ending really
made no sense at all.
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You had my present for a year
and didn't even open it?
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I had no way of knowing
there was an expensive book inside.
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Completely meaningless
prank, even for you.
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Stealing your ice cream is a completely
meaningless, albeit delicious, prank.
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Observing my team's reactions
to unexplained phenomena
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could have been pretty useful.
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Of all the ways to mess with people,
why give yourself an imaginary present?
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Have you checked the prices for firemen
strippers recently?
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Yes.
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The holidays.
They're hard for you, I get it.
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You see the people around you
giving and receiving gifts,
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having sustained, meaningful
relationships. And since you can't,
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something deep in your subconscious
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makes you create
the appearance of a gift.
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Sad.
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You really passed
your psych rotation?
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It's too bad you can't
just be nice to people.
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You could
get a real present that way.
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If I wanted gifts,
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I would just look deep
into my patient's eyes and act like you.
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"Oh, I'm so sorry
you're dying, Mrs. Moron.
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"Of course I'll sleep with you. What I
lack in skill, I can make up for in..."
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You'd just wind up insulting her.
Perhaps calling her Mrs. Moron.
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Right. 'Cause I'm physically
incapable of being polite.
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Being kind in a sustained,
meaningful way? No.
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Oh, I get it. You're trying
to get me to prove you wrong,
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then I'm gonna be nice to all my
patients all through the holiday season
245
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,993
and then Mr. Potter won't steal tiny
Tim's porridge. I'm totally on it.
246
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:50,163
Yeah, that actually is
what I'm trying to do.
247
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,583
And the pathetic part is,
it's not going to work.
248
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,169
You're right.
249
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,548
I gotta stop being such a jerk.
250
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,469
Oops!
251
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,388
Kind of undercut myself there.
252
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,778
Janice?
253
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,489
- I'm Remy. I'm...
- Yeah, I remember you.
254
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,537
I heard you left the trial.
255
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,705
Yeah.
256
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,833
If there's some way I could help...
257
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:40,130
It was that doctor. The one that was
running the test.
258
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,798
- Dr. Foreman.
- Yeah.
259
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,093
He's a great neurologist.
He's a great guy.
260
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,928
You like him?
261
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,139
Why don't you?
262
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:53,810
I told him that those injections
were making me sick in my stomach,
263
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,522
and hejust gave me antacid.
264
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,524
We were warned that
nausea's a side effect,
265
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,027
and giving you antacid
is all he really could do.
266
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:06,823
No. He told me, "get over it."
267
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,535
With or without these drugs,
268
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,956
I don't have a long time.
269
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,754
I'm not gonna spend it
being his Guinea pig.
270
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,343
Taub: House.
271
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,386
It's tuberculosis.
272
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,681
You got that from an anal swab?
Man, you're good.
273
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,433
There was a more subtle clue.
274
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,728
Homeless guy, uncontrollably
hacking up blood.
275
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,731
Cough's lasted two months.
He was cachectic.
276
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,858
Unless you could
tie him to the patient...
277
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,361
Yes, again, if only there
was some subtle clue,
278
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:48,281
like the fact that he was standing
next to her in the soup line for a week.
279
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,406
I hate spunk.
280
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,493
Tb can cause liver failure,
lung symptoms.
281
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,661
Fits.
282
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,080
Start her on the
standard regimen.
283
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,124
You don't have
clinic duty today.
284
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,668
Who says it's a duty?
285
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,505
Hi. I'm Greg.
286
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,006
Hi. I'm Whitney.
287
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,509
Hi, Whitney, how can I help you?
288
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,095
I have a terrible headache.
289
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,472
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
290
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,059
We'll get you fixed up.
Is there anything else you need?
291
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,478
Bottled water? Coffee? Mint tea?
292
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,855
No, but that's so nice.
293
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,399
Usually, the clinic
doctors are kind of rushed.
294
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,944
If you can't be nice,
why be a doctor?
295
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,156
So, where do you feel the pain?
296
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,283
- In the back of my head, here.
- Uh-huh.
297
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,911
It's beccaria's sign. It'll be gone
by your third trimester.
298
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,830
Oh, I'm not in school.
299
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,500
Neither is your fetus.
300
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,795
Oh, god.
301
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,189
You didn't know
you were pregnant?
302
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,591
How do... you know that just
from the headache?
303
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:50,802
How do I know?
304
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,348
I missed my period,
I got fat and threw up.
305
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,184
Oh, no, wait,
that's how you know.
306
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,310
What?
307
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,313
I know because of the tight shirt
stretched over the swollen boobs,
308
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,607
the salt craving you
imported into the clinic,
309
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,859
the motion sickness patch
that doesn't do anything
310
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,104
for the kind of sickness
that you feel in the morning.
311
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,114
I'm a virgin. So is my fiancé.
312
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,241
I believe him.
313
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,410
Aren't there other ways
I could get pregnant?
314
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,622
Like sitting on a toilet seat?
315
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:22,459
Absolutely. There would need to be a guy
sitting between you and the toilet seat,
316
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,919
but, yes, absolutely.
317
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,339
And I was doing so well.
318
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,345
Natalie?
319
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,307
Oh, god. Natalie.
320
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,642
Cuddy: She's having a seizure.
321
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,893
Put her on her side. Nurse!
322
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,728
Is this from the tb?
323
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,231
Not with a supple neck.
I don't know what this is.
324
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,607
Four milligrams iorazepam.
325
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:56,409
Liver, lungs, and now brain,
which has mysteriously reappeared.
326
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,038
Speaking of mysteriously
reappeared...
327
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:04,334
Her alt is 20 times normal,
transaminases and pts, way up.
328
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,504
She's going to lose her liver.
We gotta get her on the transplant list.
329
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,382
You keep showing up.
You also keep leaving.
330
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:14,636
It's possible that you have the hots for
me, but really, really hate this kid.
331
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,722
It's also remotely possible
I have that reversed.
332
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,475
She's a nice kid,
I want to make sure she's okay.
333
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,600
Hepatic fibrosis.
334
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,520
Normal complement level,
nonnal-sized liver.
335
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,855
She remind you of you?
336
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,543
No, you weren't
a loser in high school.
337
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,611
You had every Tom, dick and hershel
wet dreaming about you.
338
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,656
But she could be making you think
of another helpless,
339
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,866
chubby little girl
that you recently met.
340
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:40,662
You're not really making
this about the baby I tried to adopt.
341
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,580
House: It's been a few weeks.
342
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,208
Just enough time
to get over hurt feelings.
343
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,085
Natalie's 16.
344
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,672
I think you're confusing being
maternal with being human.
345
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,383
If we hadn't ruled out
the mushrooms...
346
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,260
Maybe we shouldn't have.
347
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,178
Forget toxic, think allergic.
348
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:01,016
Severe mold allergy could cause liver
failure, respiratory arrest,
349
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,350
and encephalopathy.
350
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,745
She ate the shrooms days ago.
There's no way she'd still be sick.
351
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,480
Unless it also gave her
a fungal infection.
352
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,816
Give her
a prick test and antifungals.
353
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:21,161
Hey. Thank you for the gift.
I really appreciate it.
354
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,872
I spoke to Janice.
355
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,081
She okay?
356
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,249
Yeah.
357
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,547
Her nausea, she said you
told her, like, "get over it"?
358
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,673
And?
359
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,261
Nausea isn't something you can overcome
with sheer willpower.
360
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,724
Which is why I didn't prescribe
willpower, I prescribed antacids.
361
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,727
She can't handle that,
she'd have to leave the trial anyway.
362
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,980
Just call her,
say you're sorry, she'll come back.
363
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,734
God, you're acting
like house now.
364
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,778
No, I'm not acting like house,
365
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,743
which is exactly why I don't need
to apologize.
366
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,507
I'm not being cruel,
I'm not being manipulative.
367
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,218
You said the same thing to me when
I told you I was having a hard time.
368
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,744
And it worked.
369
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,455
She's a 40-year-old woman
who's falling apart,
370
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,500
physically and emotionally.
She's dying.
371
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:13,797
Look, I know seeing the ghost
of your Christmas future is tough,
372
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,762
but the only way I can help her is
to make sure she follows her regimen,
373
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,468
not by becoming her life coach.
374
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:23,223
You're not acting like house.
You are like him.
375
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,522
Dr. House?
376
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,024
This is my fiancé, Geoff.
377
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:37,904
She says you told her you can get
pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.
378
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,576
I said those words, but with
a particular inflection.
379
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,829
I knew it wasn't true.
380
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,289
Is there any other way?
Isn't it possible?
381
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,543
There was a reported case
of a civil war soldier.
382
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,169
He was shot in the testicles,
383
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:57,841
and the musket ball carried
the non-musket ball
384
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,927
into the uterus of a woman working
in a neighboring field.
385
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,638
Nine months later,
a miracle child was born.
386
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,850
Also, maybe she cheated on you.
387
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,935
We made a promise.
388
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,895
We do other stuff in bed.
389
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,065
Couldn't some of his sperm
have made it up there somehow?
390
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,444
More likely it came from the guy whose
penis made it up there somehow,
391
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,155
but sure, anything's possible.
392
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,823
I want a paternity test.
393
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,576
Tell him that amnios are dangerous
this early on in the pregnancy.
394
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,995
- Are they?
- Who cares? He doesn't know.
395
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,582
We'll do the paternity test.
396
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,965
No reaction.
397
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,175
That's bad?
398
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,445
If you had a mold allergy,
it would explain your symptoms.
399
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,429
Kutner: We'll find out
what's wrong, don't worry.
400
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:47,599
And I know some things are hard to talk
about with your parents around,
401
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,517
but kids can be really mean.
402
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,402
There are people you
can talk to, programs...
403
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,854
I'll be okay.
404
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,233
You're in good spirits.
You feeling better?
405
00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:01,237
No. I was just
doing my homework.
406
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,656
I'm such a dork,
I guess that cheers me up.
407
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:04,781
Parents brought it?
408
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,367
No, Simon did.
409
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,620
The jockey kid in your class?
410
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,788
Yeah. He just left.
411
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,211
Security.
412
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,171
I was just bringing
her homework.
413
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,576
You helped bully this little
girl
414
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,925
and completely refused
to accept responsibility.
415
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,403
No way you came here out of compassion.
That only leaves guilt.
416
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,779
- What did you do to her?
- Nothing.
417
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,740
Stop lying or I'll take the drugs
I found in your locker
418
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,849
down to the cops,
you slimy little jerk.
419
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,080
- This kid didn't do anything to you.
- This isn't about me.
420
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,189
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it,
421
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:38,316
you were bullied yourself
when you were in school.
422
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,360
- Take it easy.
- I wasn't bullied.
423
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,047
Right. The Indian foster kid whose
parents were shot in front of him.
424
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,031
You were clearly
homecoming king.
425
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,703
Let's try this again.
Just tell me...
426
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,664
Honestly, you don't understand.
427
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,961
We used to be friends.
428
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,839
And I'd be friends with her now
if people wouldn't make fun of me.
429
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,759
There's nothing you could
tell us that'll help?
430
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,763
Did she mention
she used to drink a lot?
431
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,515
No. How do you know that?
432
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,893
Look, don't tell anyone,
all right?
433
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,479
I have my brother's ID
and I kind of supply people.
434
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,691
I used to get her
a few bottles of vodka each week.
435
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:20,984
Why'd you stop?
436
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,110
She got her own ID.
437
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,861
Said it was cheaper
buying it herself.
438
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,030
You can go.
439
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,996
I think we got our diagnosis.
Our little girl's a drunk.
440
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,879
I don't drink.
I did back then, but...
441
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:43,840
You could die.
442
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:47,510
We can't get you on the transplant list
until we know why your liver is failing.
443
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,346
Alcohol abuse
would explain that.
444
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:52,557
The seizures could be
from withdrawal.
445
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:55,184
I haven't drunk in six months.
446
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,478
I didn't even drink
that much back then.
447
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,480
A couple
of vodka bottles a week?
448
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,025
I didn't open half of them.
449
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:08,281
I just bought them
because Simon was selling them.
450
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,551
We used to be friends,
and that's, like, the only way
451
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,160
I could get him
to even talk to me.
452
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,997
Then why did you stop buying from him?
He said you got your own ID.
453
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,166
I don't know.
454
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,667
See, that's not a good answer.
455
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,546
Remember when you asked me
if I had any kids?
456
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,494
I don't. I don't know,
maybe it has nothing to do with it,
457
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:31,012
but I was good at school,
good at work, lousy at life.
458
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,431
I screwed up every
relationship I ever had.
459
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:36,100
I thought, why would I want to
bring a child into this?
460
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:40,146
But then I got older and...
461
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:49,280
How you feel now will pass.
Don't let it screw up your whole life.
462
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,742
It's already screwed up.
463
00:24:55,620 --> 00:25:00,583
My asthma. They said they'd fix it, but
it didn't make any difference at all.
464
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:05,713
Well, sometimes
doctors make mistakes, Anna,
465
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,299
and then we have to try
twice as hard to fix them.
466
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,550
You using your inhaler?
467
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,552
All the time.
Go through one a week.
468
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,639
You sure you're using it right?
469
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,849
Do I look like an idiot?
470
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,021
Why don't you show me
how your inhaler works?
471
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,699
Jerk.
472
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,620
What was that all about?
473
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,664
Jamaican chicken recipes.
474
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:40,808
The parents said no
to the benzos.
475
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,793
But I still think Natalie's
not being honest with me.
476
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,212
So she's willing to die
to cover up some boozing?
477
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,755
She's very depressed.
478
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,175
She feels like she deserves what
the other kids are dishing out on her.
479
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,677
I think she either wants to die
480
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,596
or she wants the attention
that dying gives her.
481
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:59,684
I have no idea why you care so much.
Tell kutner to start her on benzos.
482
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:00,643
House, the parents just...
483
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,520
Uh-uh. Not the alcoholism,
484
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:05,648
the seizures, totally different.
Don't need their approval for that.
485
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:13,948
You sure you want to know?
486
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,284
If it makes it any easier,
I'm going to tell you anyway.
487
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:17,660
We want to know.
488
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:25,752
What does it say?
489
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,262
Don't leave.
490
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,525
You go home last night?
491
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,904
I meant to, but started reading this
file, just couldn't put it down.
492
00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,614
Let me ask you.
493
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,592
That patient who dropped out,
the one I told you about?
494
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,658
Yeah.
495
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,619
Do you think I should
pursue it more?
496
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:03,664
No. Patients drop out,
that's why we start with hundreds.
497
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:04,665
I just thought,
498
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,393
if there's an easy way
to make the people who drop off
499
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:07,668
come back, then why not?
500
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,796
- They're not people.
- Really?
501
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,924
I thought the zombie trials
were all completed during phase two.
502
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:15,969
You can't see the patients as people.
You can't even see them as patients.
503
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,011
They're numbers.
504
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,221
Look.
505
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,307
A friend of mine
has this disease.
506
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,894
I don't want to know.
There's a reason this is double-blind.
507
00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:26,813
Any personal stake
we have skews the study.
508
00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:30,024
Science is not about
human relationships, it's about results.
509
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,235
But you know that.
You work for house.
510
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,570
Why do you think
I brought you on as my partner?
511
00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:38,008
Dr. Taub!
512
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,802
She was talking to me
and then she just passed out.
513
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,035
Her heart's slowing down.
514
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,203
Can you fix it?
515
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,539
- Can you fix it?
- I'm trying.
516
00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,457
Push one amp atropine.
517
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:59,595
We've been waiting here for six hours.
Am I the father or not?
518
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:07,687
No, but she also
didn't cheat on you.
519
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,945
Normally, sperm meets egg,
520
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:19,782
DNA meets DNA, goes back to her place,
cells divide.
521
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,702
Nine months later,
joy is bundled.
522
00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,203
That's normally.
523
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:29,625
Abnormally, an egg could have two
naturally occurring gene mutations
524
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,669
that don't naturally
occur together.
525
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,675
Spontaneous calcium spike could prep
the egg for fertilization without sperm.
526
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,428
And a division mistake
could let the egg split up
527
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,722
without ever needing
male DNA at all.
528
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:46,851
Parthenogenesis.
A baby without a daddy.
529
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:51,355
In humans, it's only ever been
theorized, and it was never proved.
530
00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,608
Until now.
531
00:28:56,027 --> 00:29:01,282
Mommy, baby. Your daughter
has only maternal DNA.
532
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:07,288
I personally checked this five times.
In seven months, you will have
533
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,334
a virgin birth.
534
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,712
Merry Christmas.
535
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:29,685
I've got to tell you
about this clinic patient.
536
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:32,688
Natalie's liver's continuing to fail.
And now bradycardia.
537
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,565
Atropine isn't keeping
the heart rate up,
538
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,567
we're going to have to
put her on a pacemaker.
539
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:40,780
Alcohol withdrawal would cause
her heart to race, not crawl.
540
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:42,507
There's nothing structurally
wrong with her heart.
541
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:45,117
EKG, echo, electrolyte
panel are all normal.
542
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:46,786
Multiple endocrine syndrome?
543
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,038
Free t4's normal.
Hypothalamic brain tumor?
544
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,040
Didn't come up on the ct scan.
545
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:56,170
It's hitting all her organs.
Could be the blood. What's her alk-phos?
546
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:01,467
Three hundred.
547
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,845
It can't be leukemia.
548
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,037
Cuddy: High alk-phos could
also be from liver failure.
549
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:15,773
She's a teenager, means bone growth and
destruction could throw it off.
550
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,858
Maybe. But it's higher
than you'd expect.
551
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,569
Start her on chemo.
552
00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,197
We'll do a bone marrow
biopsy to confirm.
553
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,324
Why are you ordering tests
instead of treatment?
554
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,744
Her heart and liver are about to
give up. Do whatever you need to.
555
00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:32,248
Why are you so attached
to this girl?
556
00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:36,794
It's your call.
557
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,424
He doesn't want us to treat her.
558
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:44,468
If it's leukemia, even if we kill
every cancer cell,
559
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:45,779
her heart and liver
are too far gone.
560
00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:46,804
A double transplant.
561
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:50,808
With brain involvement?
The committee won't even open the file.
562
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,185
There's no reason
to put a dying girl
563
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,688
through a painful treatment
if it can't save her.
564
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:00,735
He's being kind.
565
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,779
I'll arrange a biopsy.
566
00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:14,540
Foreman: Mrs. Burke?
567
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,837
We're conducting another trial
in tandem with yours.
568
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,797
Same drug, lower dose.
569
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,884
The nausea would be less.
570
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:29,138
I did some checking,
I can switch you.
571
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,517
Here's the forms
if you want back in.
572
00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:43,027
What if we're wrong?
573
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,780
Maybe we shouldn't have
overlooked autoimmunes.
574
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:46,906
High sed rate.
575
00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:48,240
We went over this.
576
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,701
Normal complement level.
577
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,411
So it isn't hepatic fibrosis,
578
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:56,957
it could still be
microangiopathic vasculitis.
579
00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:00,377
With high dose steroids,
we might be able to reverse...
580
00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:04,548
You run a hospital that
treats thousands of patients every day.
581
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,926
Some of them die. Every day.
582
00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:10,012
If you're gonna get this worked up over
every one of them...
583
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:11,764
Yes.
584
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:18,145
Brb.
585
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,856
- What is it?
- Thank you from a patient.
586
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,274
Foryou?
587
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,776
I saved her marriage
588
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:27,238
by showing that her pregnancy
was a result of parthenogenesis.
589
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,491
- Human parthenogenesis? You proved...
- Yep.
590
00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:33,869
It's unbelievable. But I personally
checked it five times.
591
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,538
How did you check it five times?
592
00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,307
The cycler's broken.
You would have had to send it out.
593
00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:38,999
- It would have taken...
- Oh, yeah.
594
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,961
That does sound impossible
now that I think of it.
595
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:45,589
I guess the better explanation is that
the paternity test showed she cheated,
596
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,758
so I faked the whole
parthenogenesis thingy.
597
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,760
Cuddy: What? Why?
598
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:52,930
Iwin.
599
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:59,395
You faked a scientific miracle
just to win a bet with Wilson?
600
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,729
More an argument.
601
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:03,291
I realize it would have been simpler
to just fake the paternity test,
602
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,693
but, hey, Christmas
spirit and all that.
603
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,613
I think you're confusing
"nice" and "evil" again.
604
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:13,117
Letting the woman deceive
her husband by inventing a virgin birth,
605
00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:14,410
just so you can...
606
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,179
And it obviously
would have been more fitting
607
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,290
if the baby had been born on Christmas,
not just invented then.
608
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:21,959
It's not leukemia.
609
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,880
Seizures, liver failure.
610
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:29,466
It's eclampsia.
611
00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:34,722
Which means we don't have
one dead patient,
612
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,392
we have two.
613
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:52,239
You have a disease
called eclampsia.
614
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:57,203
It causes liver failure,
pulmonary edema and seizures.
615
00:33:57,328 --> 00:33:59,413
It's also associated
with cardio myopathy.
616
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,542
That's a pregnancy disease.
You tested her when she came in.
617
00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:07,671
You can get eclampsia
up to a month after giving birth.
618
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:10,758
That's ridiculous.
How could she hide a pregnancy?
619
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:14,845
Loose clothes. She's heavy to begin
with, it was probably premature.
620
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,807
If it was three weeks ago, they could
have missed it on a physical exam.
621
00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:20,976
The baby's why you
quit drinking, isn't it?
622
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,772
Why you asked me if I had kids.
623
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,733
Why you feel guilty.
624
00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:33,948
I'm sorry.
625
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:38,786
- Who did this to you?
- Simon.
626
00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,664
It wasn't bad.
627
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:43,892
We were, like,
boyfriend-girlfriend for a while,
628
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,876
we just didn't tell anyone.
629
00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,588
He doesn't even know about...
630
00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:53,801
What happened to the baby?
631
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:55,594
I was going to give her away.
632
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,057
If they found out at school...
633
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,811
I was at the soup kitchen,
and she started coming.
634
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,897
There was this empty house
down the street, but...
635
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,358
And she wasn't breathing.
636
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:16,407
I tried so hard, but I couldn't
do anything. I'm so sorry.
637
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:22,955
If I had her in a hospital,
maybe she'd be alive.
638
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,791
Can you cure this?
639
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,795
The damage to the heart
and liver are permanent.
640
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,840
I'm gonna die?
641
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:41,807
I'm sorry.
642
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,896
I didn't even Bury her.
643
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,942
I just put my coat over her.
644
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,378
Man: Get out of my house.
645
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:55,130
I'm a doctor.
646
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,465
I don't care who you are.
647
00:36:56,590 --> 00:37:00,052
Did you find the body of a baby?
648
00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,261
I said get out.
649
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,641
Woman: Michael?
650
00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:08,602
Who are you?
651
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,275
That's not your baby.
652
00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:19,571
You're tiny. There's no way
you gave birth three weeks ago.
653
00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,698
She's my sister's.
654
00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:25,077
That baby is sick. She needs clean
water. She needs real heat.
655
00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:28,789
She was probably born
with a partially blocked ainlvay
656
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,542
and might even
have brain damage.
657
00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:34,336
You can't take care of her
in a place like this.
658
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,587
Man: Shut up.
659
00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:38,715
I took care of her.
660
00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:39,841
I know.
661
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,594
You found her.
662
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,222
You saved her life.
663
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,521
Now you have to let her go.
664
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,723
Who's that?
665
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:30,642
It's your daughter.
She was alive.
666
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,645
People found her
and took care of her.
667
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,250
She's beautiful.
668
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,051
It's okay.
669
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,291
Kutner.
670
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,585
No transplant?
671
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,796
We appealed. Too sick.
672
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,660
How much time
does she have left?
673
00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:44,174
A couple days at most.
674
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,676
What about the baby?
675
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,719
Seems healthy,
but it's too early to tell.
676
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:51,098
She's in the hospital for observation
for a few days. But after that...
677
00:39:51,223 --> 00:39:53,225
Best case, winds up
with her teenage father,
678
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:56,520
who just got voted
captain of the varsity bullying team.
679
00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:57,688
He's just a kid.
680
00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:02,401
- You all right?
- I gotta go.
681
00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:25,340
- Jonathan?
- Yeah?
682
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,468
It's Lawrence kutner.
683
00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:31,888
Why are you here?
684
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:35,225
I wanted to apologize
for all the horrible stuff
685
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,102
I did to you in high school.
686
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,313
I'm sorry.
687
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,005
House: What's going
to happen to her?
688
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,424
I spoke to both
sets of grandparents.
689
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,678
It's too painful. They're putting
her up for adoption.
690
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:16,808
What are you going to do?
691
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,104
I already spoke to a lawyer.
692
00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:27,736
I become a foster parent
and then I adopt.
693
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,917
Merry Christmas, cuddy.
694
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,126
Hey.
695
00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,987
Where is everybody?
696
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,698
Down at the party.
697
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,576
I heard Janice is
back on the trial.
698
00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:19,204
My Christmas gift to you.
699
00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:24,710
I was wrong. You're not house.
700
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:28,964
Yeah. Well,
that's my Christmas gift to myself.
701
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,682
We should go to the party.
702
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,644
We should.
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