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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:06,174 Children: Joy to the world, the lord has come 2 00:00:06,299 --> 00:00:10,678 let earth receive her king 3 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:15,558 let every heart prepare him room 4 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:19,896 and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature sing 5 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:22,231 and heaven, and heaven and nature sing 6 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:27,570 this sucks. This is why we need to make a statement, you know? 7 00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:29,321 I don't think that... 8 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,241 What? You afraid we'll end up in detention? 9 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,785 Well, yeah. That's what teachers do. 10 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,789 They're not going to send all of us to detention. 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,583 Mr. Henderson is totally lame, 12 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,044 and this is our best chance to inform him of that fact. 13 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,630 You don't think he's lame? 14 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,840 Well, yeah, but... 15 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,175 Then what's the problem? 16 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,346 Okay. 17 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:57,516 Female announcer on mic: The Robert page academy vocal jazz ensemble. 18 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,488 All: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 19 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:13,366 Jack frost nipping at your nose 20 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:16,285 yuletide Carols being sung by a choir 21 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,788 and folks dressed up like eskimos 22 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:19,747 everybody knows 23 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,458 Mr. Henderson's a stupid... 24 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,755 I can't believe she fell for that. 25 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,340 Why'd you do that... 26 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,727 I don't feel so good. 27 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,190 Sixteen-year-old female gets pranked, 28 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:31,068 also gets visual hallucinations and vomiting. 29 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,487 Turns out to be a failing liver. 30 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,449 Why have foreman's breasts suddenly started to droop? 31 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,827 Large breasts are a classic symptom of you letting foreman take vacation days 32 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,747 so he can finish his fda reports before the end of the year. 33 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:44,415 When are you taking vacation? 34 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,125 Hepatic and neurological involvement... 35 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,420 So, I understand foreman's absence. Your presence, not so much. 36 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,940 I'm bringing in a case. You may have noticed me doing that before. 37 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,924 I've noticed you a lot recently. 38 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:56,927 It's almost as if you have a sexual interest in someone here. 39 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:59,472 Like, say, Taub? 40 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:03,059 Well, Taub might think I like him if I stayed, 41 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,311 which is why I'm going to do this. 42 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,565 Somehow, I don't think that was really about me. 43 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,690 Wilson's disease. 44 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:12,044 Thirteen: Ceruloplasmin's normal. 45 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:13,652 You got a Christmas present. 46 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,907 "Greg, made me think of you." 47 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,584 That's funny. It usually explodes after I do that. 48 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,710 Alcohol abuse? 49 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,545 She's 16. 50 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,315 The kind of boozing that destroys your liver that early, 51 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:36,467 her parents or teachers would notice. Wow. 52 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:39,804 "Manual of the operations of surgery by Joseph bell." 53 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:40,763 You're throwing that away? 54 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:41,888 Twice. 55 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,309 Someone's screwing with me, forget it. 56 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:49,021 Yeah, gifting antique medical texts. Oldest gag in the book. 57 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,607 Handwriting's kind of girly. You got an admirer, house? 58 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,359 I said, forget the book. 59 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:56,821 Why'd they pick on her? 60 00:03:56,946 --> 00:04:00,199 She's an overachiever, high grades, she volunteers, she's a big target. 61 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,784 I'm assuming literally, 62 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,245 depending on where this school falls on the heathers scale. 63 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:07,015 You think the kids slipped her something? Their teachers grilled them. 64 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,084 When did teachers ever know how to motivate their students? 65 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,752 Kutner: What did you do to Natalie? 66 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:16,006 It's all my fault. I didn't stop her from being a total pig. 67 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,633 - What are you... - Your friend's liver is failing. 68 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,888 We're doing what we can, but she still might need a transplant. 69 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,016 She could die, unless you tell us what you gave her. 70 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,935 - Just tell him. - Shut up. 71 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:31,605 We gave her some shrooms. 72 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,776 We took some ourselves, we just wanted to make her loosen up a little. 73 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,195 How thoughtful of you. You got any left? 74 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,324 They're in Simon's locker. 75 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,285 This was your idea? 76 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,829 No way. I didn't give her anything. 77 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,874 Right, you just knew about it and let them do it. 78 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,226 Poisonous mushrooms and hallucinogenic ones are different. 79 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,043 Not if they're not dried correctly. 80 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:56,130 Get back to school. You better hope we got to her in time. 81 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,266 What? 82 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:11,103 Am I going to get in trouble? Should we apologize or something? 83 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:15,357 Yes, you should. Natalie's on the third floor. 84 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,234 - Who's down there? - Mr. Ravitz. 85 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,656 Where's the woman I spoke to last week? 86 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,743 The trial patient with the advanced symptoms. 87 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,244 She dropped out. 88 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,369 She okay? 89 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:29,455 Not health related. 90 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,540 She just wants to drop out. 91 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,666 Why? 92 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,127 She didn't say. And I only break into the houses 93 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,088 of very special patients to get to understand them better. 94 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,136 I do good today, boss? 95 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:48,265 No rigidity, no cogwheeling. So absolutely, I'd call that good. 96 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,934 Great. Thanks. 97 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,521 Your clipboard. 98 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:54,647 Keep it. 99 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:03,948 Kutner: This place actually smells of evil. 100 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,616 Taub: Where do you work again? 101 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,053 Why would house throw out a book worth hundreds of dollars? 102 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,828 To make you ask that question. 103 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:11,890 Can you really put a price tag on screwing with people? 104 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:14,917 Can you get us into Natalie soellner's locker while we're here? 105 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:19,046 House always has an agenda. Just screwing with us isn't... 106 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,966 Yeah, he'd never do that. Oh, wait, he already did, last year. 107 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:23,735 Remember the secret Santa gift he got himself? 108 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,196 He was making us fight over who could get him the best present. 109 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,222 This time, he's just making us wonder. 110 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:32,851 No animosity, no ugly competition. I think it's a real present. 111 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:35,396 If it's real, then house really was freaked. 112 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,649 And if it affects him, eventually it'll affect us. 113 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:39,774 Uh-oh. 114 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,112 Maybe it wasn't those kids who poisoned Natalie. 115 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,947 Maybe it was Natalie herself. 116 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,119 I didn't try to kill myself. 117 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,663 Then why'd you have all those painkillers? 118 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,081 In case I get a headache. 119 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,917 Well, maybe, you took a few too many. 120 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,296 - Do you have any kids? - No. 121 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:06,135 But high school wasn't all that different when I was your age. 122 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:09,638 Teenagers can be incredibly mean. I know what you're going through. 123 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:15,436 I bet you were cool. You're pretty. 124 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,438 You're pretty, too. 125 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:20,649 I'm fat. I'm a loser. 126 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:23,193 They all hate me. 127 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:26,614 You know what they did last year? 128 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,783 They took these photos of me for the yearbook. 129 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:34,997 But it wasn't. It was for this website making fun of me, 130 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,458 calling me a pig. 131 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,876 Forget about them. 132 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,297 Let's just make you better. 133 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:44,715 What's the point? 134 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,970 Acetylcysteine could save her liver, but we have to act fast. 135 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,781 If there's any chance that she took all those pills... 136 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:52,848 There's no chance. 137 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,352 Okay. 138 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,812 She was the happiest, sweetest little girl. 139 00:07:59,772 --> 00:08:01,273 And a year ago, she hits puberty, 140 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:05,653 and it's like this secretive little stranger moved into her room. 141 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:09,406 I tried to talk to her about what she's going through, but... 142 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,786 Give her the treatment. 143 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:14,971 Kimberley, you think that she tried to... 144 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,081 I don't know what to think. 145 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,715 If it's a subpoena, he's gotten that kind of present before. 146 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,384 It was a book. 147 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,802 That narrows it down. 148 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,607 Just look for someone who knows how to read 149 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,180 or has been to a bookstore. 150 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:36,392 Most bookstores don't carry Joseph bell on surgery. 151 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,063 Did it have a note? 152 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,440 "Greg, made me think of you." 153 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,818 Green wrapping paper. 154 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,237 How did you know that? 155 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,700 What is it? 156 00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:56,286 It's nothing. 157 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:58,789 Yes, when something's nothing, 158 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,518 the natural response is to guess the color of the paper it's wrapped in 159 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,669 and then descend into stunned silence. 160 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:12,010 Irene adler. Christmas 2001. 161 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:16,682 Sarcoid symptoms, but she didn't respond to methotrexate. 162 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,686 I've never seen him so obsessed. 163 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:24,064 He saved her with a last-minute wegener's diagnosis. 164 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,776 But the hours he put in, I thought it would kill him. 165 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:33,699 And then, well, he fell for her. 166 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,787 But it was too soon after Stacy and... 167 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:44,668 It sounds silly, but Irene was the one who got away. 168 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,337 Really? 169 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,716 No, you idiots. House is just screwing with you. 170 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,193 You think there's some woman with a mysterious 171 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,886 green wrapping paper trademark? 172 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,679 Then how did you guess... 173 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:56,889 I could be wrong. 174 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,099 It's possible a secret admirer 175 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,561 gave house the same book I gave him last Christmas, 176 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,481 and the same paper I wrapped it in, 177 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,857 and the note I wrote. 178 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,150 We gotta go. 179 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,574 Taub: Heartbeat? 180 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:16,575 One-fifty. 181 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:20,078 BP 180 over 110. Crackling three-quarters of the way up. 182 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,792 At least this means she didn't try to kill herself. 183 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:33,300 Scratch the hallucinations, that's from the mushrooms. 184 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:37,304 Leaves liver failure and now pulmonary edema. 185 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,892 And you standing there beseechingly. 186 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,477 Yes, I was gonna stalk you at home, 187 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,522 but it was a busy week and your office is closer. 188 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,356 Thirteen and foreman were busy drug-trialing 189 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,025 and we needed an answer on the overdose, so we called her in. 190 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,402 She'sjust updating us. 191 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:54,613 - Convenient. - Update's done. 192 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,537 This is a good experience for me as my parents never got divorced. 193 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,789 - Theories? - Glue sniffing. 194 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,517 Kutner: Effects on the lungs would have been immediate. 195 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,043 House, we all know what's going on here. 196 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,921 Cuddy gave you that present. 197 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,423 House: Infections? 198 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,425 No fever, no polys in the sputum. 199 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:16,760 I think... 200 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,513 I think she loves you. 201 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,765 House: I told you to lay off the present. 202 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,767 And the LSD. 203 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:27,229 We got distracted by the painkillers, toxins are still the most likely... 204 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,314 Just tell her how you feel. 205 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:34,027 If you won't, then I will. I'll walk right down there. 206 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:39,241 Damn it, love like this needs to fly free. 207 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,665 You talked to Wilson. 208 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,042 He has very girly handwriting, by the way. 209 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,670 I knew I should have just wrapped a new present. 210 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,714 You said the patient volunteered. Where? 211 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,591 Pleasant valley. 212 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,844 Soup kitchen in Trenton. 213 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,129 Thirteen and kutner, go search the home and the school. 214 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:07,895 Taub, you take the anal swabbing of the fragrant and contagious homeless men. 215 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,442 Why don't you hang out in the video store 216 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,819 and tell everyone Kevin spacey's keyser s62e? 217 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,323 By the way, that ending really made no sense at all. 218 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:23,160 You had my present for a year and didn't even open it? 219 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,913 I had no way of knowing there was an expensive book inside. 220 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:29,041 Completely meaningless prank, even for you. 221 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:33,086 Stealing your ice cream is a completely meaningless, albeit delicious, prank. 222 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,331 Observing my team's reactions to unexplained phenomena 223 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,924 could have been pretty useful. 224 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:41,887 Of all the ways to mess with people, why give yourself an imaginary present? 225 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,765 Have you checked the prices for firemen strippers recently? 226 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,141 Yes. 227 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,269 The holidays. They're hard for you, I get it. 228 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:53,398 You see the people around you giving and receiving gifts, 229 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,860 having sustained, meaningful relationships. And since you can't, 230 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,570 something deep in your subconscious 231 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,907 makes you create the appearance of a gift. 232 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,951 Sad. 233 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,620 You really passed your psych rotation? 234 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,545 It's too bad you can't just be nice to people. 235 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,749 You could get a real present that way. 236 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,918 If I wanted gifts, 237 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,963 I would just look deep into my patient's eyes and act like you. 238 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:20,050 "Oh, I'm so sorry you're dying, Mrs. Moron. 239 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,470 "Of course I'll sleep with you. What I lack in skill, I can make up for in..." 240 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:27,391 You'd just wind up insulting her. Perhaps calling her Mrs. Moron. 241 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,977 Right. 'Cause I'm physically incapable of being polite. 242 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:35,107 Being kind in a sustained, meaningful way? No. 243 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:39,152 Oh, I get it. You're trying to get me to prove you wrong, 244 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,406 then I'm gonna be nice to all my patients all through the holiday season 245 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,993 and then Mr. Potter won't steal tiny Tim's porridge. I'm totally on it. 246 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:50,163 Yeah, that actually is what I'm trying to do. 247 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,583 And the pathetic part is, it's not going to work. 248 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,169 You're right. 249 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,548 I gotta stop being such a jerk. 250 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,469 Oops! 251 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,388 Kind of undercut myself there. 252 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,778 Janice? 253 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,489 - I'm Remy. I'm... - Yeah, I remember you. 254 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,537 I heard you left the trial. 255 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,705 Yeah. 256 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,833 If there's some way I could help... 257 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:40,130 It was that doctor. The one that was running the test. 258 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,798 - Dr. Foreman. - Yeah. 259 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,093 He's a great neurologist. He's a great guy. 260 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,928 You like him? 261 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,139 Why don't you? 262 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:53,810 I told him that those injections were making me sick in my stomach, 263 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,522 and hejust gave me antacid. 264 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,524 We were warned that nausea's a side effect, 265 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,027 and giving you antacid is all he really could do. 266 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:06,823 No. He told me, "get over it." 267 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,535 With or without these drugs, 268 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,956 I don't have a long time. 269 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,754 I'm not gonna spend it being his Guinea pig. 270 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,343 Taub: House. 271 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,386 It's tuberculosis. 272 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,681 You got that from an anal swab? Man, you're good. 273 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,433 There was a more subtle clue. 274 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,728 Homeless guy, uncontrollably hacking up blood. 275 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,731 Cough's lasted two months. He was cachectic. 276 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,858 Unless you could tie him to the patient... 277 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,361 Yes, again, if only there was some subtle clue, 278 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:48,281 like the fact that he was standing next to her in the soup line for a week. 279 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,406 I hate spunk. 280 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,493 Tb can cause liver failure, lung symptoms. 281 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,661 Fits. 282 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,080 Start her on the standard regimen. 283 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,124 You don't have clinic duty today. 284 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,668 Who says it's a duty? 285 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,505 Hi. I'm Greg. 286 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,006 Hi. I'm Whitney. 287 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,509 Hi, Whitney, how can I help you? 288 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,095 I have a terrible headache. 289 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,472 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 290 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,059 We'll get you fixed up. Is there anything else you need? 291 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,478 Bottled water? Coffee? Mint tea? 292 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,855 No, but that's so nice. 293 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,399 Usually, the clinic doctors are kind of rushed. 294 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,944 If you can't be nice, why be a doctor? 295 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,156 So, where do you feel the pain? 296 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,283 - In the back of my head, here. - Uh-huh. 297 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,911 It's beccaria's sign. It'll be gone by your third trimester. 298 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,830 Oh, I'm not in school. 299 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,500 Neither is your fetus. 300 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,795 Oh, god. 301 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,189 You didn't know you were pregnant? 302 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,591 How do... you know that just from the headache? 303 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:50,802 How do I know? 304 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,348 I missed my period, I got fat and threw up. 305 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,184 Oh, no, wait, that's how you know. 306 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,310 What? 307 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,313 I know because of the tight shirt stretched over the swollen boobs, 308 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,607 the salt craving you imported into the clinic, 309 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,859 the motion sickness patch that doesn't do anything 310 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,104 for the kind of sickness that you feel in the morning. 311 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,114 I'm a virgin. So is my fiancé. 312 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,241 I believe him. 313 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,410 Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant? 314 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,622 Like sitting on a toilet seat? 315 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:22,459 Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, 316 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,919 but, yes, absolutely. 317 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,339 And I was doing so well. 318 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,345 Natalie? 319 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,307 Oh, god. Natalie. 320 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,642 Cuddy: She's having a seizure. 321 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,893 Put her on her side. Nurse! 322 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,728 Is this from the tb? 323 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,231 Not with a supple neck. I don't know what this is. 324 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,607 Four milligrams iorazepam. 325 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:56,409 Liver, lungs, and now brain, which has mysteriously reappeared. 326 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,038 Speaking of mysteriously reappeared... 327 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:04,334 Her alt is 20 times normal, transaminases and pts, way up. 328 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,504 She's going to lose her liver. We gotta get her on the transplant list. 329 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,382 You keep showing up. You also keep leaving. 330 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:14,636 It's possible that you have the hots for me, but really, really hate this kid. 331 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,722 It's also remotely possible I have that reversed. 332 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,475 She's a nice kid, I want to make sure she's okay. 333 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,600 Hepatic fibrosis. 334 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,520 Normal complement level, nonnal-sized liver. 335 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,855 She remind you of you? 336 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,543 No, you weren't a loser in high school. 337 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,611 You had every Tom, dick and hershel wet dreaming about you. 338 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,656 But she could be making you think of another helpless, 339 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,866 chubby little girl that you recently met. 340 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:40,662 You're not really making this about the baby I tried to adopt. 341 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,580 House: It's been a few weeks. 342 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,208 Just enough time to get over hurt feelings. 343 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,085 Natalie's 16. 344 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,672 I think you're confusing being maternal with being human. 345 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,383 If we hadn't ruled out the mushrooms... 346 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,260 Maybe we shouldn't have. 347 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,178 Forget toxic, think allergic. 348 00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:01,016 Severe mold allergy could cause liver failure, respiratory arrest, 349 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,350 and encephalopathy. 350 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,745 She ate the shrooms days ago. There's no way she'd still be sick. 351 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,480 Unless it also gave her a fungal infection. 352 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,816 Give her a prick test and antifungals. 353 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:21,161 Hey. Thank you for the gift. I really appreciate it. 354 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,872 I spoke to Janice. 355 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,081 She okay? 356 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,249 Yeah. 357 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,547 Her nausea, she said you told her, like, "get over it"? 358 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,673 And? 359 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,261 Nausea isn't something you can overcome with sheer willpower. 360 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,724 Which is why I didn't prescribe willpower, I prescribed antacids. 361 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,727 She can't handle that, she'd have to leave the trial anyway. 362 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,980 Just call her, say you're sorry, she'll come back. 363 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,734 God, you're acting like house now. 364 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,778 No, I'm not acting like house, 365 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,743 which is exactly why I don't need to apologize. 366 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,507 I'm not being cruel, I'm not being manipulative. 367 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,218 You said the same thing to me when I told you I was having a hard time. 368 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,744 And it worked. 369 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,455 She's a 40-year-old woman who's falling apart, 370 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,500 physically and emotionally. She's dying. 371 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:13,797 Look, I know seeing the ghost of your Christmas future is tough, 372 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,762 but the only way I can help her is to make sure she follows her regimen, 373 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,468 not by becoming her life coach. 374 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:23,223 You're not acting like house. You are like him. 375 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,522 Dr. House? 376 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,024 This is my fiancé, Geoff. 377 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:37,904 She says you told her you can get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat. 378 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,576 I said those words, but with a particular inflection. 379 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,829 I knew it wasn't true. 380 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,289 Is there any other way? Isn't it possible? 381 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,543 There was a reported case of a civil war soldier. 382 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,169 He was shot in the testicles, 383 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:57,841 and the musket ball carried the non-musket ball 384 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,927 into the uterus of a woman working in a neighboring field. 385 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,638 Nine months later, a miracle child was born. 386 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,850 Also, maybe she cheated on you. 387 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,935 We made a promise. 388 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,895 We do other stuff in bed. 389 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,065 Couldn't some of his sperm have made it up there somehow? 390 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,444 More likely it came from the guy whose penis made it up there somehow, 391 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,155 but sure, anything's possible. 392 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,823 I want a paternity test. 393 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,576 Tell him that amnios are dangerous this early on in the pregnancy. 394 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,995 - Are they? - Who cares? He doesn't know. 395 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,582 We'll do the paternity test. 396 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,965 No reaction. 397 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,175 That's bad? 398 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,445 If you had a mold allergy, it would explain your symptoms. 399 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,429 Kutner: We'll find out what's wrong, don't worry. 400 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:47,599 And I know some things are hard to talk about with your parents around, 401 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,517 but kids can be really mean. 402 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,402 There are people you can talk to, programs... 403 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,854 I'll be okay. 404 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,233 You're in good spirits. You feeling better? 405 00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:01,237 No. I was just doing my homework. 406 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,656 I'm such a dork, I guess that cheers me up. 407 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:04,781 Parents brought it? 408 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,367 No, Simon did. 409 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,620 The jockey kid in your class? 410 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,788 Yeah. He just left. 411 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,211 Security. 412 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,171 I was just bringing her homework. 413 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,576 You helped bully this little girl 414 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,925 and completely refused to accept responsibility. 415 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,403 No way you came here out of compassion. That only leaves guilt. 416 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,779 - What did you do to her? - Nothing. 417 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,740 Stop lying or I'll take the drugs I found in your locker 418 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,849 down to the cops, you slimy little jerk. 419 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,080 - This kid didn't do anything to you. - This isn't about me. 420 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,189 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, 421 00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:38,316 you were bullied yourself when you were in school. 422 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,360 - Take it easy. - I wasn't bullied. 423 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,047 Right. The Indian foster kid whose parents were shot in front of him. 424 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,031 You were clearly homecoming king. 425 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,703 Let's try this again. Just tell me... 426 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,664 Honestly, you don't understand. 427 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,961 We used to be friends. 428 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,839 And I'd be friends with her now if people wouldn't make fun of me. 429 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,759 There's nothing you could tell us that'll help? 430 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,763 Did she mention she used to drink a lot? 431 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,515 No. How do you know that? 432 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,893 Look, don't tell anyone, all right? 433 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,479 I have my brother's ID and I kind of supply people. 434 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,691 I used to get her a few bottles of vodka each week. 435 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:20,984 Why'd you stop? 436 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,110 She got her own ID. 437 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,861 Said it was cheaper buying it herself. 438 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,030 You can go. 439 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,996 I think we got our diagnosis. Our little girl's a drunk. 440 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,879 I don't drink. I did back then, but... 441 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:43,840 You could die. 442 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:47,510 We can't get you on the transplant list until we know why your liver is failing. 443 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,346 Alcohol abuse would explain that. 444 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:52,557 The seizures could be from withdrawal. 445 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:55,184 I haven't drunk in six months. 446 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,478 I didn't even drink that much back then. 447 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,480 A couple of vodka bottles a week? 448 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,025 I didn't open half of them. 449 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:08,281 I just bought them because Simon was selling them. 450 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,551 We used to be friends, and that's, like, the only way 451 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,160 I could get him to even talk to me. 452 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,997 Then why did you stop buying from him? He said you got your own ID. 453 00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,166 I don't know. 454 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,667 See, that's not a good answer. 455 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,546 Remember when you asked me if I had any kids? 456 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,494 I don't. I don't know, maybe it has nothing to do with it, 457 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:31,012 but I was good at school, good at work, lousy at life. 458 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,431 I screwed up every relationship I ever had. 459 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:36,100 I thought, why would I want to bring a child into this? 460 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:40,146 But then I got older and... 461 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:49,280 How you feel now will pass. Don't let it screw up your whole life. 462 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,742 It's already screwed up. 463 00:24:55,620 --> 00:25:00,583 My asthma. They said they'd fix it, but it didn't make any difference at all. 464 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:05,713 Well, sometimes doctors make mistakes, Anna, 465 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,299 and then we have to try twice as hard to fix them. 466 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,550 You using your inhaler? 467 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,552 All the time. Go through one a week. 468 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,639 You sure you're using it right? 469 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,849 Do I look like an idiot? 470 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,021 Why don't you show me how your inhaler works? 471 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,699 Jerk. 472 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,620 What was that all about? 473 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,664 Jamaican chicken recipes. 474 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:40,808 The parents said no to the benzos. 475 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,793 But I still think Natalie's not being honest with me. 476 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,212 So she's willing to die to cover up some boozing? 477 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,755 She's very depressed. 478 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,175 She feels like she deserves what the other kids are dishing out on her. 479 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,677 I think she either wants to die 480 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,596 or she wants the attention that dying gives her. 481 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:59,684 I have no idea why you care so much. Tell kutner to start her on benzos. 482 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:00,643 House, the parents just... 483 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,520 Uh-uh. Not the alcoholism, 484 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:05,648 the seizures, totally different. Don't need their approval for that. 485 00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:13,948 You sure you want to know? 486 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,284 If it makes it any easier, I'm going to tell you anyway. 487 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:17,660 We want to know. 488 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:25,752 What does it say? 489 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,262 Don't leave. 490 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,525 You go home last night? 491 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,904 I meant to, but started reading this file, just couldn't put it down. 492 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,614 Let me ask you. 493 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,592 That patient who dropped out, the one I told you about? 494 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,658 Yeah. 495 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,619 Do you think I should pursue it more? 496 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:03,664 No. Patients drop out, that's why we start with hundreds. 497 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:04,665 I just thought, 498 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,393 if there's an easy way to make the people who drop off 499 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:07,668 come back, then why not? 500 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,796 - They're not people. - Really? 501 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,924 I thought the zombie trials were all completed during phase two. 502 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:15,969 You can't see the patients as people. You can't even see them as patients. 503 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,011 They're numbers. 504 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,221 Look. 505 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,307 A friend of mine has this disease. 506 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,894 I don't want to know. There's a reason this is double-blind. 507 00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:26,813 Any personal stake we have skews the study. 508 00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:30,024 Science is not about human relationships, it's about results. 509 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,235 But you know that. You work for house. 510 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,570 Why do you think I brought you on as my partner? 511 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:38,008 Dr. Taub! 512 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,802 She was talking to me and then she just passed out. 513 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,035 Her heart's slowing down. 514 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,203 Can you fix it? 515 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,539 - Can you fix it? - I'm trying. 516 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,457 Push one amp atropine. 517 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:59,595 We've been waiting here for six hours. Am I the father or not? 518 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:07,687 No, but she also didn't cheat on you. 519 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,945 Normally, sperm meets egg, 520 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:19,782 DNA meets DNA, goes back to her place, cells divide. 521 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,702 Nine months later, joy is bundled. 522 00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:24,203 That's normally. 523 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:29,625 Abnormally, an egg could have two naturally occurring gene mutations 524 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,669 that don't naturally occur together. 525 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,675 Spontaneous calcium spike could prep the egg for fertilization without sperm. 526 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,428 And a division mistake could let the egg split up 527 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,722 without ever needing male DNA at all. 528 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:46,851 Parthenogenesis. A baby without a daddy. 529 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:51,355 In humans, it's only ever been theorized, and it was never proved. 530 00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,608 Until now. 531 00:28:56,027 --> 00:29:01,282 Mommy, baby. Your daughter has only maternal DNA. 532 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:07,288 I personally checked this five times. In seven months, you will have 533 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,334 a virgin birth. 534 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,712 Merry Christmas. 535 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:29,685 I've got to tell you about this clinic patient. 536 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:32,688 Natalie's liver's continuing to fail. And now bradycardia. 537 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,565 Atropine isn't keeping the heart rate up, 538 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,567 we're going to have to put her on a pacemaker. 539 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:40,780 Alcohol withdrawal would cause her heart to race, not crawl. 540 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:42,507 There's nothing structurally wrong with her heart. 541 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:45,117 EKG, echo, electrolyte panel are all normal. 542 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:46,786 Multiple endocrine syndrome? 543 00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,038 Free t4's normal. Hypothalamic brain tumor? 544 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,040 Didn't come up on the ct scan. 545 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:56,170 It's hitting all her organs. Could be the blood. What's her alk-phos? 546 00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:01,467 Three hundred. 547 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,845 It can't be leukemia. 548 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,037 Cuddy: High alk-phos could also be from liver failure. 549 00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:15,773 She's a teenager, means bone growth and destruction could throw it off. 550 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,858 Maybe. But it's higher than you'd expect. 551 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,569 Start her on chemo. 552 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,197 We'll do a bone marrow biopsy to confirm. 553 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,324 Why are you ordering tests instead of treatment? 554 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,744 Her heart and liver are about to give up. Do whatever you need to. 555 00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:32,248 Why are you so attached to this girl? 556 00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:36,794 It's your call. 557 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,424 He doesn't want us to treat her. 558 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:44,468 If it's leukemia, even if we kill every cancer cell, 559 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:45,779 her heart and liver are too far gone. 560 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:46,804 A double transplant. 561 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:50,808 With brain involvement? The committee won't even open the file. 562 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,185 There's no reason to put a dying girl 563 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,688 through a painful treatment if it can't save her. 564 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:00,735 He's being kind. 565 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,779 I'll arrange a biopsy. 566 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:14,540 Foreman: Mrs. Burke? 567 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,837 We're conducting another trial in tandem with yours. 568 00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,797 Same drug, lower dose. 569 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,884 The nausea would be less. 570 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:29,138 I did some checking, I can switch you. 571 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,517 Here's the forms if you want back in. 572 00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:43,027 What if we're wrong? 573 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,780 Maybe we shouldn't have overlooked autoimmunes. 574 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:46,906 High sed rate. 575 00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:48,240 We went over this. 576 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,701 Normal complement level. 577 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,411 So it isn't hepatic fibrosis, 578 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:56,957 it could still be microangiopathic vasculitis. 579 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:00,377 With high dose steroids, we might be able to reverse... 580 00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:04,548 You run a hospital that treats thousands of patients every day. 581 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,926 Some of them die. Every day. 582 00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:10,012 If you're gonna get this worked up over every one of them... 583 00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:11,764 Yes. 584 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:18,145 Brb. 585 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,856 - What is it? - Thank you from a patient. 586 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,274 Foryou? 587 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,776 I saved her marriage 588 00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:27,238 by showing that her pregnancy was a result of parthenogenesis. 589 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,491 - Human parthenogenesis? You proved... - Yep. 590 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:33,869 It's unbelievable. But I personally checked it five times. 591 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,538 How did you check it five times? 592 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,307 The cycler's broken. You would have had to send it out. 593 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:38,999 - It would have taken... - Oh, yeah. 594 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,961 That does sound impossible now that I think of it. 595 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:45,589 I guess the better explanation is that the paternity test showed she cheated, 596 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,758 so I faked the whole parthenogenesis thingy. 597 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,760 Cuddy: What? Why? 598 00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:52,930 Iwin. 599 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:59,395 You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson? 600 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,729 More an argument. 601 00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:03,291 I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test, 602 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,693 but, hey, Christmas spirit and all that. 603 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,613 I think you're confusing "nice" and "evil" again. 604 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:13,117 Letting the woman deceive her husband by inventing a virgin birth, 605 00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:14,410 just so you can... 606 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,179 And it obviously would have been more fitting 607 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,290 if the baby had been born on Christmas, not just invented then. 608 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:21,959 It's not leukemia. 609 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,880 Seizures, liver failure. 610 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:29,466 It's eclampsia. 611 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:34,722 Which means we don't have one dead patient, 612 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,392 we have two. 613 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:52,239 You have a disease called eclampsia. 614 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:57,203 It causes liver failure, pulmonary edema and seizures. 615 00:33:57,328 --> 00:33:59,413 It's also associated with cardio myopathy. 616 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,542 That's a pregnancy disease. You tested her when she came in. 617 00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:07,671 You can get eclampsia up to a month after giving birth. 618 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:10,758 That's ridiculous. How could she hide a pregnancy? 619 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:14,845 Loose clothes. She's heavy to begin with, it was probably premature. 620 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,807 If it was three weeks ago, they could have missed it on a physical exam. 621 00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:20,976 The baby's why you quit drinking, isn't it? 622 00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,772 Why you asked me if I had kids. 623 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,733 Why you feel guilty. 624 00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:33,948 I'm sorry. 625 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:38,786 - Who did this to you? - Simon. 626 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,664 It wasn't bad. 627 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:43,892 We were, like, boyfriend-girlfriend for a while, 628 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,876 we just didn't tell anyone. 629 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,588 He doesn't even know about... 630 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:53,801 What happened to the baby? 631 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:55,594 I was going to give her away. 632 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,057 If they found out at school... 633 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,811 I was at the soup kitchen, and she started coming. 634 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,897 There was this empty house down the street, but... 635 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,358 And she wasn't breathing. 636 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:16,407 I tried so hard, but I couldn't do anything. I'm so sorry. 637 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:22,955 If I had her in a hospital, maybe she'd be alive. 638 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,791 Can you cure this? 639 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,795 The damage to the heart and liver are permanent. 640 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,840 I'm gonna die? 641 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:41,807 I'm sorry. 642 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,896 I didn't even Bury her. 643 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,942 I just put my coat over her. 644 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,378 Man: Get out of my house. 645 00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:55,130 I'm a doctor. 646 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,465 I don't care who you are. 647 00:36:56,590 --> 00:37:00,052 Did you find the body of a baby? 648 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,261 I said get out. 649 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,641 Woman: Michael? 650 00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:08,602 Who are you? 651 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,275 That's not your baby. 652 00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:19,571 You're tiny. There's no way you gave birth three weeks ago. 653 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,698 She's my sister's. 654 00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:25,077 That baby is sick. She needs clean water. She needs real heat. 655 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:28,789 She was probably born with a partially blocked ainlvay 656 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,542 and might even have brain damage. 657 00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:34,336 You can't take care of her in a place like this. 658 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,587 Man: Shut up. 659 00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:38,715 I took care of her. 660 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:39,841 I know. 661 00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,594 You found her. 662 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,222 You saved her life. 663 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,521 Now you have to let her go. 664 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,723 Who's that? 665 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:30,642 It's your daughter. She was alive. 666 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,645 People found her and took care of her. 667 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,250 She's beautiful. 668 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,051 It's okay. 669 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,291 Kutner. 670 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,585 No transplant? 671 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,796 We appealed. Too sick. 672 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,660 How much time does she have left? 673 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:44,174 A couple days at most. 674 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,676 What about the baby? 675 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,719 Seems healthy, but it's too early to tell. 676 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:51,098 She's in the hospital for observation for a few days. But after that... 677 00:39:51,223 --> 00:39:53,225 Best case, winds up with her teenage father, 678 00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:56,520 who just got voted captain of the varsity bullying team. 679 00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:57,688 He's just a kid. 680 00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:02,401 - You all right? - I gotta go. 681 00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:25,340 - Jonathan? - Yeah? 682 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,468 It's Lawrence kutner. 683 00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:31,888 Why are you here? 684 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:35,225 I wanted to apologize for all the horrible stuff 685 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,102 I did to you in high school. 686 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,313 I'm sorry. 687 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,005 House: What's going to happen to her? 688 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,424 I spoke to both sets of grandparents. 689 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,678 It's too painful. They're putting her up for adoption. 690 00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:16,808 What are you going to do? 691 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,104 I already spoke to a lawyer. 692 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:27,736 I become a foster parent and then I adopt. 693 00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,917 Merry Christmas, cuddy. 694 00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,126 Hey. 695 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,987 Where is everybody? 696 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,698 Down at the party. 697 00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,576 I heard Janice is back on the trial. 698 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:19,204 My Christmas gift to you. 699 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:24,710 I was wrong. You're not house. 700 00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:28,964 Yeah. Well, that's my Christmas gift to myself. 701 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,682 We should go to the party. 702 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,644 We should. 51786

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