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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:11,294 Translated by♪ XQ2☻ 2 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:25,849 SITUATIONS AND CHARACTERS IN THIS MOVIE ARE PURELY IMAGINARY. 3 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:28,333 ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL EVENTS, 4 00:00:28,334 --> 00:00:31,879 AND PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL 5 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,630 [Explosions] 6 00:00:43,636 --> 00:00:47,849 [Wind] 7 00:01:02,342 --> 00:01:06,428 Has the entire charge exploded? - Yes, there's no risk. 8 00:01:10,881 --> 00:01:12,890 He's approaching the crater. 9 00:01:26,642 --> 00:01:28,860 What's he doing, for God's sake! 10 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:30,985 Janssen! 11 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,656 Janssen! 12 00:02:45,862 --> 00:02:48,038 - Easy! - Ok. 13 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,669 [Journalist] Monday, February 2 14 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:14,306 The Franco-Danish expedition led by Prof. Jansen and Cmd. Lecot 15 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:16,715 discovers in the far north of Greenland 16 00:03:16,716 --> 00:03:20,527 a man's body, perfectly preserved in the ice field. 17 00:03:31,151 --> 00:03:33,136 Tuesday, February 3 18 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:38,939 The wreckage of La Galante, a French steamer lost off Spitzberg in 1905,☻ 19 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:41,966 is found not far from the body of the unknown man. 20 00:03:56,126 --> 00:04:01,797 The model of the man's shoes corresponds to the date of the shipwreck. 21 00:04:01,914 --> 00:04:07,717 There can be no doubt the ice man was imprisoned in the floe for 65 years. 22 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:16,983 Friday, February 7 23 00:04:16,984 --> 00:04:21,048 An expedition helicopter transports the isothermal box 24 00:04:21,049 --> 00:04:24,476 containing the unknown man still in his ice block. 25 00:04:26,555 --> 00:04:28,581 Hoist it up. [Dan] 26 00:04:57,451 --> 00:05:00,712 We're going live to the Poliquen hospital 27 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:05,873 for a press conference by Prof. Édouard Loriebat, 28 00:05:05,874 --> 00:05:08,800 a specialist in artificial hibernation. 29 00:05:10,168 --> 00:05:15,805 Professor Loriebat and Prof. Barkov, head of the psychiatric department, 31 00:05:15,922 --> 00:05:19,182 take their places before journalists from the world over. 32 00:05:19,424 --> 00:05:21,976 Ladies and gentlemen. 33 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:27,846 I am now able to confirm certain rumours 34 00:05:27,847 --> 00:05:33,110 circulating since this afternoon. 35 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:38,174 After 36 hours of gradual thawing, 36 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:44,925 Dr. Barkoff and I have detected renewed cardiac activity. 37 00:05:44,926 --> 00:05:47,399 [Oh! Ah!] 38 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,070 - Fantastic, dear! Don't you think? - It's crazy! - Crazy! 40 00:05:51,071 --> 00:05:56,324 Within several hours, the metabolism regained its normal rate. 41 00:05:56,408 --> 00:06:02,744 And as I speak, the subject can be considered physiologically dehibernated. 42 00:06:02,745 --> 00:06:05,247 - My dear! - It's crazy! 43 00:06:05,248 --> 00:06:09,399 Professor, to explain this unique act of survival, [Eng] 44 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,091 what hypothesis can you advance, personally? 45 00:06:12,092 --> 00:06:16,124 In 1905, the Cargo/Passenger vessel La Galante 46 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,599 was transporting barrels of glycerin. 47 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,257 Upon collision with an iceberg, 48 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:26,052 probably the ice man's body was immersed in the product, 49 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,814 and thereby put in a Flash-frozen state. 50 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,470 Glycerin would also have protected 51 00:06:32,471 --> 00:06:35,995 his cellular structures by preventing their rupture. 52 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,438 Oh la la! 53 00:06:37,477 --> 00:06:40,154 Formidable, Thomas, don't you think? 54 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:45,767 What?! They find the intact body of a man frozen 65 years ago, 55 00:06:45,768 --> 00:06:48,110 they thaw him out and he's alive. 56 00:06:48,111 --> 00:06:50,387 That doesn't amaze you, M. Thomas? 57 00:06:51,281 --> 00:06:54,284 The hibernator is out of danger. 58 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,040 Alright. Never mind... 59 00:06:59,882 --> 00:07:03,184 Dear friends, let's get back to why we're here, tonight. 60 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:08,539 As Director of the French Packaging Company for almost 25 years, 61 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:10,958 I've always pursued one goal: 62 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:15,341 to respect, serve and spoil my good, loyal clients. 63 00:07:17,921 --> 00:07:19,546 And also 64 00:07:19,547 --> 00:07:25,977 I've wanted to make our Paris plant worthy of the European market. 65 00:07:27,761 --> 00:07:29,394 It's necessary... 66 00:07:29,395 --> 00:07:33,614 We must get our French Company... Pass! 67 00:07:34,144 --> 00:07:38,821 The French Packaging Company MUST become... 68 00:07:38,823 --> 00:07:40,139 No! 69 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:41,936 No! 70 00:07:42,284 --> 00:07:45,908 become the company of the day AFTER tomorrow. 71 00:07:47,316 --> 00:07:54,037 I merely follow the example of our excellent friend Crépin-Jaujard, 72 00:07:54,297 --> 00:07:59,388 whose company is the pride of the French packaging industry. 73 00:07:59,659 --> 00:08:01,667 [Applause] 74 00:08:01,779 --> 00:08:03,403 Yes, yes! 75 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:06,171 Dear friends. 76 00:08:06,172 --> 00:08:10,558 It's not only an honour but also a great joy for me 77 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:14,526 to announce, on the occasion of this modest inauguration 78 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:19,914 the engagement of Evelyne, daughter of M. Crépin-Jaujard, 79 00:08:20,322 --> 00:08:22,952 to my little Didier. 80 00:08:23,808 --> 00:08:30,245 Dear little Didier, son of my dear friends the De Tartas, 81 00:08:30,454 --> 00:08:33,898 who've done, who've known 82 00:08:34,228 --> 00:08:39,084 who've understood, who've felt 83 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:41,875 How shall I put it? 84 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:44,075 How can I tell you? 85 00:08:44,729 --> 00:08:48,213 - It's hard to say... - Tell me tomorrow, hm? 86 00:08:48,214 --> 00:08:50,617 Look, what a lovely couple! 87 00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:52,418 To your health, kids. 88 00:08:52,419 --> 00:08:56,010 Be happy. At least try to be. 89 00:08:56,011 --> 00:09:01,874 Oh, yes I know, marriage is a besieged fortress. 90 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,591 Those on the outside... 91 00:09:03,592 --> 00:09:06,098 ♪ [Military march] 92 00:09:10,465 --> 00:09:12,936 ♪♪ 93 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:15,574 Counselor, that decoration? 94 00:09:15,575 --> 00:09:18,152 - The Legion of Honor? - Yes, the Legion of Honour. 95 00:09:18,153 --> 00:09:20,554 - It's done. - Thank you. 96 00:09:20,555 --> 00:09:23,323 - When will I get it? - Last week. 97 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:26,549 - No, I mean when will I get it? - Last week. 98 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:28,767 I mean, I got mine last week. 99 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,634 To hell with that, I mean mine! When will I get mine? 100 00:09:31,635 --> 00:09:33,762 I mentioned it in high places, it's imminent. 101 00:09:33,763 --> 00:09:35,606 I need it tomorrow. 102 00:09:36,416 --> 00:09:38,009 - Charles! - Yes? 103 00:09:38,321 --> 00:09:41,145 - C'mere. - Want one? 104 00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:43,454 - What's this? - The Legion of Honor. 105 00:09:43,455 --> 00:09:46,921 You arranged that, didn't you? - No... no... 106 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:50,071 Thanks for lobbying for my... 107 00:09:51,271 --> 00:09:53,103 I need one for tomorrow. 108 00:09:53,104 --> 00:09:55,030 No, that's mine! 109 00:09:55,403 --> 00:09:58,997 Dear Hubert, what are you doing? 110 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,889 - Can I call you Hubert? - By all means. 111 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:05,137 This is magnificent, really magnificent. 112 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,979 Bravo, on the renovations. They'll work out great. 113 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:13,449 You and I will achieve great things. 114 00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:16,757 For the benefit of our darling kids. 115 00:10:16,898 --> 00:10:20,024 Still, I keep thinking of that hibernator 116 00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:23,432 who woke up after 65 years, it's astounding, isn't it? 117 00:10:23,443 --> 00:10:25,589 - Even frightful! - How so? 118 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:28,892 - He's an old man at 25. - Oh yeah! 119 00:10:29,603 --> 00:10:31,662 An old man of 25! 120 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:34,298 Suppose he had descendants. 121 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:41,097 Imagine the faces of his grandkids, who must be about our age! 122 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:43,299 With longer beards than grandpa! 123 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:47,480 It's enough to make their whiskers stand on end! 124 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,297 They'll be: paf! 125 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:50,999 - Monsieur! - Yes? 126 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,722 The police are here, Monsieur. 127 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:54,860 - What's that? - The police. 128 00:10:55,912 --> 00:10:57,905 - Where? - There. 129 00:11:04,058 --> 00:11:06,001 - Monsieur. - M. de Tartas? 130 00:11:06,002 --> 00:11:09,528 - Yes, that's me. - I have an urgent message for you. 131 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:22,988 Yes, I knew about this. Thank you. 132 00:11:25,411 --> 00:11:29,697 Look here. Ministry of the Interior, Secretary General. 133 00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:33,711 ♪ [Military march] 134 00:11:47,806 --> 00:11:49,904 ♪♪ 135 00:11:50,638 --> 00:11:55,174 M. de Tartas, please. The Secretary General awaits you. 136 00:11:55,259 --> 00:11:59,250 ♪ 137 00:11:59,662 --> 00:12:00,862 Ah! 138 00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:04,129 - M. Secretary General. - Dear M. de Tartas. 139 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,493 - Such an honour. - Please. 140 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,008 Have a seat. 141 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:22,426 I guess, Monsieur, that this summons came as a surprise. 142 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:25,038 I didn't expect this honour, M. Secretary. 143 00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:29,509 Naturally, you've heard talk of the hibernator. 144 00:12:31,382 --> 00:12:33,752 No, 'scuse... I... What? 145 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,756 I asked if you've heard of the hibernator. 146 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:43,451 - Yes, like everyone else. - The hibernator's been identified. 147 00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:46,300 Great. 148 00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:52,039 I don't see how that concerns me, M. Secretary General. 149 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,994 You know the hibernator's family. 150 00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:57,027 Ah! 151 00:12:57,028 --> 00:13:02,272 This family's very close to you. Very close. 152 00:13:02,273 --> 00:13:05,632 Very close? This is intriguing. Which family? 154 00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:07,641 Your own, Monsieur. 155 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,695 - Mine? - Yes, Monsieur. 156 00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:16,410 M. Secretary General, my name is Hubert Barrère de Tartas. 157 00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:21,159 I know my ancestors by name, surname and nickname, going back to Louis Hutin(d.1316) 159 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:25,079 Some fell in battle, in Christian or barbarian lands. 160 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,415 Others died a natural death in their châteaux. But I can guarantee you 161 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:33,899 no Tartas ever froze in the icy seas of the North Pole. 162 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,002 Indeed, Monsieur, the hibernator is not a De Tartas. 163 00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:37,879 Ah! 164 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,081 His name is Paul Fournier. 165 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,341 - Fournier. - Yes? - Doesn't the name ring a bell? 167 00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:46,116 Fournier? The phone book's full of them. 168 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,420 Wasn't your wife a Miss Fournier? 169 00:13:49,555 --> 00:13:52,556 That's possible, but you're not claiming, M. Secretary, 170 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,865 that the hibernator is related to my wife? 171 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:57,085 He's her grandfather, Monsieur. 172 00:13:58,769 --> 00:14:02,530 - Pardon... what? - He's her grandfather. 173 00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:10,039 M. Secretary General, I love comedy, but I abhor certain kinds of pleasantries. 174 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:16,681 Monsieur, in my milieu, we rarely have occasion for pleasantries. 175 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:21,145 Stroke of luck for our country, don't you think? 176 00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:23,168 If the hibernator doesn't die, 177 00:14:23,169 --> 00:14:28,000 France will have made the most prodigious discovery of all time; 178 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,299 Survival! What do you think? 179 00:14:31,682 --> 00:14:35,084 Professor Loriebat who has our fullest confidence, 180 00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:38,614 is waiting at the hospital, for you and Madame. 181 00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,478 Edmée!... Why are you here? 182 00:14:47,479 --> 00:14:50,149 The signature, Monsieur. This week's cheque. 183 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,477 Edmée! Edmée, dammit! 184 00:14:52,478 --> 00:14:54,838 Don't yell like that. Ah, Rabier! 185 00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:55,853 Signature. 186 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,542 - Voilà, sign there. - Very well. 187 00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:01,094 I mean, since the factory is in Madame's name, then... 188 00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:04,104 Voilà, Rabier, thank you. That way. 189 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,678 since the factory belongs to Madame, obviously... 190 00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:08,771 - Yes, good bye. - PISS OFF! 191 00:15:08,772 --> 00:15:11,430 - C'mere! - Aahh! 192 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:14,393 Where do YOU think your grandfather is? 193 00:15:15,093 --> 00:15:18,573 Where do you THINK your grandfather is? 194 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,929 - Which one? - Grandpa Fournier. 195 00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:27,862 Strange question. 196 00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:31,247 Hubert, he's been dead a long time. 197 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:35,197 - Dead and buried. - Where? 198 00:15:36,174 --> 00:15:37,826 In Dampierre, I think. 199 00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:41,808 - I'd like you to be sure. - Hubert, what's gotten into you? 200 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:45,459 - Well? - I was very young when mama died. 201 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,499 I've only been to the cemetery once or twice. 202 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,802 An error is quite possible. I need to check it out. 203 00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:52,909 - May I, at least, know what...? - No, 'I' need to know! 204 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,588 - Well, well, dear? - I don't remember. 205 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:57,606 - You must remember. - Maybe there. 206 00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,004 Let's go. 207 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:06,503 - Not this one. It's in a lane. - It's all lanes around here. 208 00:16:06,504 --> 00:16:11,302 Dear, you go prospect that way and I'll prospect this way. 209 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,040 No. 210 00:16:18,341 --> 00:16:19,606 No. 211 00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:21,243 No. 212 00:16:25,707 --> 00:16:29,218 Hubert! I found it. 213 00:16:29,481 --> 00:16:30,989 Wait. 214 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,041 Grandma Fournier is here. 215 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:44,524 So, the old guy's not here. She's alone. - Shh! 217 00:16:44,598 --> 00:16:46,583 - She's alone - Shh! 218 00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:51,301 Grandma died a widow, he must be elsewhere. 219 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,495 - Now, I'm sure. - Sure of what? 220 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:56,051 Wanna know where grandpa is? - Yes. 221 00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:59,291 He's been in an ice cube for 65 years. 222 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:02,130 Remind you of anything? 65 years? Ice block? 223 00:17:02,131 --> 00:17:05,816 -You don't mean the hibernator... - That's what I'm saying! 224 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:10,298 Nana, grandpa's back. 225 00:17:10,299 --> 00:17:13,324 - Come, come, dear! - Yes, coming. 226 00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:25,629 There's chicken in the fridge. Sophie will look after you. 227 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,856 I'm so excited at the idea of meeting grandpapa. 228 00:17:30,857 --> 00:17:34,418 ♪ [classical] 229 00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:40,387 ♪ 230 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,404 Oh! 231 00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:43,765 Goddamit! 232 00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:48,126 ♪ 233 00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:50,167 ♪♪ 234 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:54,307 Edmée! Edmée! 236 00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:56,177 - Where's your mother? - In the garage. 237 00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:59,915 - Look: grandpa. - That's him? - That's grandpa. - Far out! 239 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:01,770 - That's grandpa, Sophie. - Oh, not bad! 240 00:18:01,771 --> 00:18:05,077 - Will you look after my kid? - With pleasure, Monsieur. 241 00:18:05,078 --> 00:18:06,956 Edmée! 242 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,219 What's this old geezer want? 243 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,268 Yes, Monsieur? 244 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,024 It seems Paul's come back. 245 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,220 - Paul who? - Paul Fournier. 246 00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:23,306 Don't start that! I know nothing. 247 00:18:23,307 --> 00:18:26,254 -Fournier's my oldest friend. - I don't give a damn! 248 00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:28,935 - No comment. - Is he back or not? 249 00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:32,470 - Let me go, you're blocking me. - I'm not stopping your car. 250 00:18:32,471 --> 00:18:36,270 - Yes, you are. - Put it in first. - Where will that get us? 252 00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:37,774 I'm not blocking you at all. 253 00:18:37,775 --> 00:18:40,410 Let me go. Please! Please! 254 00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:47,074 All the same, I'm his oldest friend. 255 00:18:56,704 --> 00:19:00,415 We're about to enter a sterile environment. 256 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,308 Madame... Monsieur. 257 00:19:05,309 --> 00:19:07,225 ♪ [tense] 258 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,156 ♪ 259 00:19:20,513 --> 00:19:23,391 ♪♪ 260 00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:29,807 The slightest shock can compromise not only his psychic equilibrium 261 00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:33,883 but his very life. He's still very sick. 262 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,560 He still thinks he's at the turn of the century. 263 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,743 One final word 264 00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:41,446 You'll find he's changed a lot. 265 00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:45,071 Who cares about appearances? My heart will know. 266 00:19:45,661 --> 00:19:47,296 ♪ 267 00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:49,450 Aaahh! 268 00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:51,565 How horrible! I'm dreaming. 269 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,548 I can't be a descendant of this monster! 270 00:19:54,549 --> 00:19:58,907 Professor, are you screwing with us? Is this what you called us to observe? 272 00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:01,798 It's straight out of *La nuit des temps It's not him. (* Novel) 273 00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:06,292 - Look, it's this guy. Not him! -Let's all calm down. - Yeah, and...? 275 00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:09,086 And we'll shave him. That's why we waited for you. 276 00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:11,138 Shave? Fine, shave him! 277 00:20:11,197 --> 00:20:12,980 We have all we need here. 278 00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:16,452 Dr. Bibolini is one of our most eminent psychiatrists. 279 00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:18,639 He's in charge of the stability 280 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,709 and progressive re-adaptation of your relative. 281 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:24,305 I'm still not sure this man is my ancestor. 282 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,649 But if he is, and you left him in this repulsive condition 283 00:20:27,683 --> 00:20:30,499 I have one word for you; why? 284 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,658 Madame, I didn't deem him ready to decisively confront himself. 285 00:20:34,659 --> 00:20:38,192 This morning he asked for a mirror, I decided it was time. 286 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,936 No objections, dear colleague? 287 00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:44,346 Physically, he's in good shape. The rest is up to you, my dear colleague. 289 00:20:52,199 --> 00:20:53,534 Scissors. 290 00:20:57,615 --> 00:20:59,939 Does he remember what happened? 291 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:03,648 Fragments of family life, before his marriage. 292 00:21:07,426 --> 00:21:10,534 -He forgot my grandmother? - Apparently. 293 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:15,174 We told him he fell off a horse and he has gaps in his memory. 294 00:21:46,987 --> 00:21:49,204 Hubert, it's him! 295 00:21:49,594 --> 00:21:51,613 It's grandpa! 296 00:21:52,532 --> 00:21:56,083 You've given him back to me. Thank you, professor. 297 00:21:57,007 --> 00:21:59,847 Professor, what do you intend to do with him? 298 00:21:59,848 --> 00:22:02,721 Hubert, what a question?! We'll take him home. 299 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,165 Sorry, Madame it's out of the question. He belongs to science. 300 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:10,218 - Oh yes, yes. - Sorry, he belongs to his family first. 301 00:22:10,219 --> 00:22:13,098 Grandpa's not a guinea pig. He's a human being, Monsieur. 302 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,102 But, kitten, these gentlemen are right. 303 00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:18,732 God knows, how I'd like to... but, he belongs to science, alas! 304 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:22,024 Madame, his reactions are unpredictable, fascinating! 305 00:22:22,025 --> 00:22:25,144 All humanity is concerned with his psychic development. 306 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:26,169 And physiological. 307 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,221 Pardon me, I don't give a fuck! 308 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:31,593 Edmée, think about it. Your grandfather believes it's 1905. 309 00:22:31,594 --> 00:22:34,184 Here, he can continue to believe it, but at our place?! 310 00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:38,329 Surrounded by the love of his kin, he'll figure things out, you'll see. 311 00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:40,804 No, we won't see. I'm categorically opposed. 312 00:22:40,805 --> 00:22:43,299 It can lead to irreversible psychic trauma. 313 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:47,051 These gentlemen know their job. I bow to their expertise. So should you. 315 00:22:47,052 --> 00:22:49,192 - Come, my angel. - You'll see him soon. 316 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,488 Besides, it's not us. It's a government decision. 317 00:22:52,489 --> 00:22:54,990 -Fuck the government! - Shush! 318 00:22:54,991 --> 00:22:58,797 Don't shush me! Fuck the government! 319 00:22:58,798 --> 00:22:59,961 Here we go! 320 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,378 Hold it, give me a nice smile. 321 00:23:04,313 --> 00:23:07,216 What do your parents think of the hibernator? 322 00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:09,513 Papa abhors this kind of publicity. 323 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,995 Hold it, don't move... Voilà! 324 00:23:12,545 --> 00:23:14,211 Mama says it's a shame. 325 00:23:14,212 --> 00:23:18,520 - I think he's a curiosity. - Curiosity? He's extraordinary! 326 00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:21,136 I have a great-grandfather who's my age. 327 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:24,969 - Poor man, I think it's sad. - No, it's the future! 328 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:28,179 They freeze you at 20, thaw you out 50 years later 329 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:30,629 and you're still 20. Wouldn't you like that? 330 00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:34,636 Didier... Oh, Evelyne, I didn't see you. 332 00:23:34,637 --> 00:23:36,215 Oooh!... 333 00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:39,488 - You're only young once. - Are you sure, papa? 334 00:23:43,195 --> 00:23:47,267 Your imbecile of a son's been pussyfooting for a month around Evelyne. 335 00:23:47,268 --> 00:23:51,098 Doesn't he know that with Crépin's capital I'd be on easy street? 336 00:23:51,099 --> 00:23:53,392 Didier's too young for marriage. 337 00:23:55,851 --> 00:24:00,264 Meanwhile, my little angel, I have a cash-flow deadline at the factory. 338 00:24:00,265 --> 00:24:03,254 So, put your pretty little signature right here. 339 00:24:03,352 --> 00:24:05,183 Couldn't care less. I want grandpa. 340 00:24:05,184 --> 00:24:09,013 You had no grandpa so far, now, suddenly you can't do without him? 341 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,583 I have a sense of family. 342 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:13,975 I'll get grandpa for you. Sign here, my angel. 343 00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:17,889 - Anything you want, AFTER he's here. - Goddamit! 345 00:24:17,927 --> 00:24:20,015 Don't swear, I detest it! 346 00:24:20,263 --> 00:24:23,535 Let's go to bed, my pet. We'll work it out. 347 00:24:23,536 --> 00:24:25,596 In your dreams, Hubert. 348 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,107 Charles prepared the guest room for you. 349 00:24:30,396 --> 00:24:32,855 - Goddamit! - Good night, my friend. 350 00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:36,154 ♪ [phone] 351 00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:39,151 Hello Counselor. Any news? 352 00:24:39,152 --> 00:24:42,695 Excuse my call at this hour, but I was held up at the Palais de Justice. 353 00:24:43,196 --> 00:24:45,497 Say, about your hibernator. 354 00:24:45,739 --> 00:24:49,433 I attentively studied the case. Quite a problem, eh? 355 00:24:49,434 --> 00:24:51,318 I know it's a problem. What do we do? 356 00:24:51,319 --> 00:24:54,829 Very simple, my friend. It's a missing person case. 357 00:24:54,830 --> 00:24:58,756 - What does the law-code say? - The code is specific. Absolutely. 358 00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:02,441 Paul Fournier, the hibernator, is alive, isn't he? 359 00:25:02,555 --> 00:25:05,106 Therefore, he must regain possession of all his goods. 360 00:25:05,107 --> 00:25:07,211 - How's that? - It all belongs to him. Oh yes! 361 00:25:07,212 --> 00:25:09,505 How can it all belong to him? I'll contest! 362 00:25:09,506 --> 00:25:11,548 You can't do a thing without his consent. 363 00:25:11,549 --> 00:25:14,925 - That's impossible. - Sorry, it's incontestable. 364 00:25:14,926 --> 00:25:16,801 That's why there's lawyers! 365 00:25:16,802 --> 00:25:21,922 Pardon me, but I have two very urgent dossiers to peruse. 366 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:24,816 Goddamn! 367 00:25:25,141 --> 00:25:27,371 Edmée! Open up! 368 00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:28,473 I'm sleeping. 369 00:25:28,474 --> 00:25:31,811 You were right, it's a disgraceful kidnapping. Open up! 370 00:25:31,812 --> 00:25:34,480 - I'm sleeping. - I'll get back your grandfather. 371 00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:38,149 I love him. He's so nice. I can't do without him. 372 00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:41,026 Edmée, open up! My pet! 373 00:25:41,027 --> 00:25:42,578 I'm sleeping! 374 00:25:48,197 --> 00:25:52,492 Professor, I order you to return my wife's grandfather. 375 00:25:52,493 --> 00:25:54,567 - [Inaudible] - Didn't hear. What? 376 00:25:54,568 --> 00:25:57,454 -I said it's not possible. - Watch it, Professor! 377 00:25:57,455 --> 00:26:02,535 The press are outside. I'll rouse public opinion and I'll sue the State. 378 00:26:02,536 --> 00:26:07,303 - On what grounds? - Illegal confinement. 379 00:26:08,092 --> 00:26:12,044 Monsieur, for the hibernator, it's 1905. 380 00:26:12,045 --> 00:26:13,932 You're not yet born. 381 00:26:14,061 --> 00:26:17,720 You don't exist. And you may never exist. 382 00:26:22,919 --> 00:26:25,668 Monsieur, someone's waiting for you. 383 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:28,340 - Why didn't you tell me? - I did. 384 00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,996 When? - Just now. - Liar! 385 00:26:33,490 --> 00:26:36,977 - Hello, doctor. - M. de Tartas, 386 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,108 we have a duty to prevent Loriebat from making an error which may be fatal. 387 00:26:41,109 --> 00:26:43,543 - What? I don't understand. - Have a seat. 388 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:46,379 Fatal for what? 389 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:49,861 I'm, now, convinced that Loriebat is gravely mistaken. 390 00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:51,832 - Sure, sure! - Wait. 391 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,584 To help Paul Fournier to regain mental stability, 392 00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:57,460 we must place him in a family context, ASAP. 393 00:26:57,461 --> 00:27:00,376 -That's what I said! - Let me continue. 394 00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:04,632 This morning, Professor Loriebat obtained authorisation 395 00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:07,809 to transfer the subject to a rest home in Provence. 396 00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:11,294 Imagine leaving him with strangers, when we have such immense tender... 397 00:27:11,295 --> 00:27:13,255 Listen to me! 398 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:17,516 He'll be transferred tomorrow, under escort. We must act fast. 399 00:27:17,517 --> 00:27:20,975 I can't do it alone and I can trust, only you. 400 00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:23,820 Doctor, I await your orders. 401 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:29,305 ♪ [Sirens] 402 00:27:49,685 --> 00:27:52,120 We're 7 minutes ahead of schedule. 403 00:27:52,121 --> 00:27:55,124 When he wakes, he won't even notice it's a different room. 404 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:57,321 This morning he asked to go home. 405 00:27:57,322 --> 00:28:02,269 -Since when do we listen to patients? - But you don't give him a choice. 406 00:28:31,306 --> 00:28:33,034 Professor. 407 00:28:44,367 --> 00:28:46,919 Hubert, my hands are clammy. 408 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:49,725 My legs are shaking, I feel faint. 409 00:28:49,726 --> 00:28:51,830 It's complicated enough as it is. 410 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,395 I should have taken a... 411 00:28:53,396 --> 00:28:58,760 Not on the stretcher. Not on the stretcher, dammit! 412 00:29:34,658 --> 00:29:36,418 Edmée. 413 00:29:37,241 --> 00:29:38,615 - Edmée! - Eh! 414 00:29:38,616 --> 00:29:40,330 - Edmée! - Mmph! 415 00:29:42,107 --> 00:29:44,439 -Edmée, do you feel better? - Mmm, mmph! 416 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,547 - You feel better? Ok! - No! 417 00:29:48,176 --> 00:29:52,050 -Enough! Our bit's coming up. - Mmph! 418 00:29:52,432 --> 00:29:54,060 Let go! 419 00:30:11,316 --> 00:30:14,220 Join us for a drink, before going back? 420 00:30:14,221 --> 00:30:16,309 Oh, please, I'm so thirsty! 421 00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:19,188 I'd like a tall, cold beer. How about you? 422 00:30:20,081 --> 00:30:23,651 That's it. Let's go. Leggo of me. 423 00:30:24,227 --> 00:30:25,963 Lemme go. 424 00:30:25,964 --> 00:30:28,287 Peek a boo, who's there? 425 00:30:28,518 --> 00:30:30,334 - No! - Oo-ooh! 426 00:30:31,128 --> 00:30:33,065 - Cuckoo! - Arrh! 427 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,867 Stop! 428 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,276 Haha, ha... 429 00:30:40,277 --> 00:30:42,988 No more oxygen for you. Grab the stretcher. 430 00:30:42,989 --> 00:30:45,708 Come on! 431 00:30:49,285 --> 00:30:52,537 Doctor, come join us. 432 00:30:52,849 --> 00:30:56,059 Haha, ha... 433 00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:57,499 Edmée, c'mon! 434 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:00,134 Oh! Haha, ha... 435 00:31:02,178 --> 00:31:04,611 Haha, ha... 436 00:31:05,184 --> 00:31:07,836 Enough! Enough laughing! 437 00:31:08,472 --> 00:31:10,860 Out of the way! 438 00:31:12,275 --> 00:31:14,912 - Haha, ha... - Oh, ouf! 439 00:31:16,588 --> 00:31:20,054 Haha, ha... 440 00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:33,446 - Everything ok? - Perfect. Get in. 441 00:32:03,598 --> 00:32:05,759 Close shave, huh? 442 00:32:05,809 --> 00:32:07,934 - How far to your lodge? - What? 443 00:32:07,935 --> 00:32:11,516 - How far to your hunting lodge? - 20 minutes. 444 00:32:11,602 --> 00:32:16,427 - Does he really think it's 1900? - What? - Does he think it's 1900? 446 00:32:16,428 --> 00:32:19,799 - Yes, yes, it'll be fine. - Hurry, Hubert, he's coming to. 447 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,957 - It's alright. - How is that alright? 448 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:24,599 You said we had half an hour. 449 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,351 I can't set him like an alarm clock. We're done for! 450 00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:31,382 - No, we're not done for! - Oh, yes! - No! 451 00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:38,275 Aah! 452 00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:40,579 Ohh! 453 00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:44,499 Hey, you moron! 454 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,591 Get a load of those idiots! 455 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,977 ♪ [classical] ♪ [birds] 456 00:32:59,531 --> 00:33:01,590 ♪ 457 00:33:03,657 --> 00:33:05,598 ♪ 458 00:33:07,393 --> 00:33:09,070 Where am I? 459 00:33:10,114 --> 00:33:11,667 What happened? 460 00:33:11,668 --> 00:33:14,107 Tsk, tsk! You fell off your horse. 461 00:33:14,108 --> 00:33:16,035 My horse? 462 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,861 What was I doing on a horse? 463 00:33:18,862 --> 00:33:22,016 Patience, your memory will return. 464 00:33:22,614 --> 00:33:24,862 This is 1905. 465 00:33:24,863 --> 00:33:28,567 Last night Sara Bernhardt wowed them in the title role of "L'Aiglon". 466 00:33:28,568 --> 00:33:30,999 And M. Loubet is still president. 467 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,755 No, it can't be! They wouldn't dare. 468 00:33:33,758 --> 00:33:35,657 - Let me get up. - Come, come. 469 00:33:35,658 --> 00:33:37,790 - I'm Professor Loriebat. - Yes, yes. 470 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:40,500 I want to get up. I tell you, I'm Loriebat! 471 00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:44,095 M. Director, M. Director! Hurry! 472 00:33:44,179 --> 00:33:47,563 - Come now be nice. - I want to get up. 473 00:33:47,564 --> 00:33:49,660 He seems very agitated. 474 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,188 Where's Prof. Loriebat, who was supposed to bring him? 475 00:33:52,189 --> 00:33:54,135 He's right HERE! 476 00:33:54,419 --> 00:33:57,012 - Let me go, will you? - Oh, Professor! 477 00:33:57,013 --> 00:33:59,590 - I don't understand what... - Well, I do! 478 00:33:59,591 --> 00:34:01,167 Where's the phone? 479 00:34:02,231 --> 00:34:03,933 Where's the phone! 480 00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:07,160 Considering the era, we thought a telephone might... 481 00:34:07,161 --> 00:34:08,856 Enough of that! 482 00:34:08,857 --> 00:34:14,482 Hurry get me the police, Domestic Intelligence and the National Guard. 483 00:34:14,483 --> 00:34:18,391 - What's going on, Professor? - What's going on?! 484 00:34:19,069 --> 00:34:22,258 Monsieur, they stole my hibernator. 485 00:34:44,795 --> 00:34:48,556 - You must've made a mistake. - YOU told me to take a right. 486 00:34:49,173 --> 00:34:52,256 - That's all we need! - Now, this! 487 00:34:55,255 --> 00:34:57,020 C'mere, you. 488 00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:00,689 Hold this up. 489 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:17,650 He's gone! He's gone! 490 00:35:17,651 --> 00:35:20,321 - No, he's here. - Where? 491 00:35:20,334 --> 00:35:21,860 Oh! 492 00:35:38,123 --> 00:35:43,480 Spotted, ambulance. Suspicious behaviour: avoids roadblocks. 493 00:35:48,088 --> 00:35:50,631 No direct intervention? OK. 494 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:55,200 - They saw us. We're lost. - No we're not lost! 496 00:35:55,205 --> 00:35:57,805 - Where are we? - With all the detours, I lost track. 497 00:35:57,806 --> 00:36:00,211 Hurry, he's waking up. 498 00:36:11,896 --> 00:36:14,782 We must save him at any cost. 499 00:36:29,199 --> 00:36:31,125 Doctor, look! 500 00:36:32,053 --> 00:36:34,181 No, absolutely not that! 501 00:36:34,182 --> 00:36:35,650 Hold him. Firmly. 502 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:37,957 Give him this. 503 00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,799 Aah! 504 00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:52,270 A church is ageless. 505 00:36:52,271 --> 00:36:54,881 When he wakes up, he won't be disoriented. 506 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:56,725 Yes, true. 507 00:37:03,396 --> 00:37:05,273 Don't you like it? 508 00:37:05,405 --> 00:37:07,933 - Got anything else? - No. 509 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,213 Hubert, look!... No, there. 510 00:37:10,214 --> 00:37:12,665 [Abbey, XV century] 511 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:47,172 Everybody out! Line up! 512 00:37:47,173 --> 00:37:49,858 So, you won't let me in? 513 00:37:58,034 --> 00:38:00,294 - Halt! - Gimme that. 514 00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:05,839 Doctor Bibolini, M. de Tartas! 515 00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:09,508 I give you 15 minutes to reconsider. 516 00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:13,196 Your grave actions merit sanctions. 517 00:38:13,545 --> 00:38:17,556 Be reasonable and I'll try to attenuate them. 518 00:38:18,075 --> 00:38:20,858 I await your response. 519 00:38:21,282 --> 00:38:25,512 [Gregorian chant] ♪ Alleluia... 520 00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:35,277 ♪ Alleluia... 521 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,576 ♪ Allelu... 522 00:38:41,577 --> 00:38:42,865 He's asleep, let's go. 523 00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:44,865 - You forgot we're surrounded! - No. 524 00:38:44,866 --> 00:38:47,650 Father, do you have a subterranean secret door? 525 00:38:47,651 --> 00:38:51,731 Too late. Better hand him to the State. - Wha... th-that's defeatism! 527 00:38:51,732 --> 00:38:55,155 He doesn't belong to the State, but to his family. Right, Father? 528 00:38:55,156 --> 00:38:58,166 Not now, my son. He belongs to God. 529 00:38:58,974 --> 00:39:00,731 You're not going to keep him?! 530 00:39:00,732 --> 00:39:02,980 By miraculously saving his life 531 00:39:02,981 --> 00:39:05,629 and by guiding your steps to our house 532 00:39:05,630 --> 00:39:08,428 the Lord's will is clear. 533 00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:15,493 This man's destiny belongs to Him. 534 00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:18,656 May prayer bring us light. 535 00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:21,152 Goddamit! 536 00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:23,200 - What? - Aah! 537 00:39:26,724 --> 00:39:31,891 [Fais dodo, Colas mon petit frère] ♪ Deedee-dee, deedee dee... 538 00:39:32,263 --> 00:39:36,321 ♪ Deedee-dee, deedee dee... 539 00:39:38,227 --> 00:39:40,855 ♪ Deedee-dee, deedee dee... 540 00:39:46,147 --> 00:39:47,645 Ouff! 541 00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:50,318 They're making fools of us. 542 00:39:50,319 --> 00:39:54,354 Sorry, Professor, but guarding the perimeter is all we can do. 543 00:39:54,355 --> 00:39:56,264 Fine, I'll go alone! 544 00:39:59,062 --> 00:40:02,969 ♪ Alleluia... 545 00:40:06,516 --> 00:40:11,133 ♪ Alleluia... 546 00:40:14,990 --> 00:40:18,126 ♪ Alleluia... 547 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:27,360 ♪ Assumpta Est 548 00:40:28,304 --> 00:40:33,573 ♪ Maria in caelum 549 00:40:38,309 --> 00:40:41,367 - Help me! - Too late. 551 00:40:41,368 --> 00:40:45,414 - It was your idea so help out! - What's the use? 552 00:40:45,415 --> 00:40:47,620 You too, Edmée! 553 00:41:08,852 --> 00:41:11,415 - Shh, careful! - What is it? 554 00:41:11,582 --> 00:41:14,491 - I hear someone walking. - Who? - Shh! 555 00:41:18,295 --> 00:41:20,243 Quick, face the wall! 556 00:41:36,874 --> 00:41:39,459 - Is it him? - No, no. 557 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:42,102 - It's him. - No, it's not. 558 00:41:42,628 --> 00:41:45,755 - I'm about to freak out. - Oh no! 559 00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:48,523 I'm going to crack. 560 00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:54,460 Sorry to disturb your meditation, brothers, but... 561 00:41:58,530 --> 00:42:01,020 I know you've taken a vow of silence... 562 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:04,285 - That's it, I'm freaking out! - Bibolini! 564 00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:06,425 Aaahh! 565 00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:14,199 I cracked. 566 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:36,089 Mama. 567 00:42:47,337 --> 00:42:51,509 - My boy. - Mama, I want to go home. 568 00:42:52,451 --> 00:42:54,477 I want to go to our house. 569 00:42:55,022 --> 00:42:56,939 Right away. 570 00:43:09,847 --> 00:43:11,217 Fine... 571 00:43:11,309 --> 00:43:13,495 I bow to his wishes. 572 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:15,912 His recovery comes first. 573 00:43:16,347 --> 00:43:19,222 The 'family setting', it is! But... 574 00:43:19,223 --> 00:43:21,354 'a la belle epoque' (turn of the century). 575 00:43:21,470 --> 00:43:25,058 Professor, do you really want to put him up in my mansion? 576 00:43:25,059 --> 00:43:25,999 [Inaudible] 577 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,432 - I didn't hear that. - I said of course. 578 00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:32,621 The mansion he knew in 1900... Think he'll recognize it, now? 579 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,570 [Inaudible] 580 00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:38,773 - I can't hear a word. - I said, you'll simply 581 00:43:38,774 --> 00:43:42,525 put the mansion back in the state it was at the turn of the century. 582 00:43:42,526 --> 00:43:45,997 You realize I spent a fortune modernising it. We just had... 583 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:49,584 a house-warming for the renovations. The paint is still wet. 584 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:52,470 If your ancestor can't set foot in our time 585 00:43:52,471 --> 00:43:54,727 our time must go to him. 586 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:56,336 Tss! 587 00:43:57,497 --> 00:43:58,577 Say... 588 00:43:58,578 --> 00:43:59,908 Just an idea... 589 00:43:59,909 --> 00:44:04,566 If we told him what year it is, right away. Bam! 590 00:44:04,567 --> 00:44:06,111 It'd be more economical. 591 00:44:06,112 --> 00:44:07,913 It'd kill him. 592 00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:12,115 - Ah noo, never! - What?! I didn't say a word! 593 00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:15,940 Yes! You nodded your fat head with shameful intent. 594 00:44:15,941 --> 00:44:18,799 Dear, my head isn't big and I didn't nod it. 595 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,641 Yes, you do have a big head and you nodded it. 596 00:44:23,012 --> 00:44:25,501 Let's admit, I have a big head, but I didn't nod. 597 00:44:25,502 --> 00:44:26,820 Yes, you nodded. 598 00:44:26,821 --> 00:44:28,677 What do you call nodding? 599 00:44:28,678 --> 00:44:29,731 Like that. 600 00:44:29,732 --> 00:44:31,926 Tut, tut! Here it is... This is nodding. 601 00:44:31,927 --> 00:44:33,735 I'm nodding. See? Nodding. 602 00:44:33,736 --> 00:44:34,962 OK, that's nodding! 603 00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:37,000 - But I didn't nod. - Enough! 604 00:44:37,001 --> 00:44:39,617 Like it or not, grandpa will live with us. 605 00:44:39,618 --> 00:44:44,108 Anyway, we have orders to make sure nothing stops the experiment. From high up. 606 00:44:44,109 --> 00:44:46,184 I'm not buying it! 607 00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:48,822 - M. de Tartas! - Not buying it! 608 00:44:48,823 --> 00:44:53,071 - What makes a country great, today? - I don't give a fuck. 609 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:56,368 You don't have that right! 610 00:44:57,354 --> 00:44:59,833 What makes a country great 611 00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,076 is space. 612 00:45:01,077 --> 00:45:02,464 Fuck it! 613 00:45:02,465 --> 00:45:04,112 I won't allow this attitude! 614 00:45:04,113 --> 00:45:06,532 A country's greatness depends on outer space. 615 00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:09,438 And space without hibernation is useless. 616 00:45:09,439 --> 00:45:13,090 We won't be content with, Mars or Venus. 617 00:45:13,091 --> 00:45:15,530 We must go further. And I really mean further. 618 00:45:15,531 --> 00:45:20,685 Voyages would last a century, 2 centuries. Millennia, perhaps. 619 00:45:20,686 --> 00:45:24,949 For that, a lifetime won't be enough. We must hibernate the cosmonauts. 620 00:45:24,950 --> 00:45:28,464 'Hibernation is us'. 'Hibernation' is YOU, de Tartas. 621 00:45:28,465 --> 00:45:31,041 - What if I refuse? - What about France? 622 00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:34,900 - I forbid you to say it! - What? - You said 'fuck it'! - No. - Yes! 624 00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:38,984 Besides, I don't see the problem. It's all at State expense. 625 00:45:38,993 --> 00:45:40,948 ♪ [classical] 626 00:45:43,098 --> 00:45:45,477 ♪ 627 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:49,527 The interior decor of the period has been restored. 628 00:45:49,528 --> 00:45:51,067 Absolutely identical? 629 00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:55,248 The furnishings may have changed a bit during the hibernator's absence. 630 00:45:55,249 --> 00:45:57,606 What if he wishes to go out? 631 00:45:57,607 --> 00:46:02,046 His convalescence regimen will convince him not to leave the property limits. 632 00:46:02,047 --> 00:46:03,388 What about cars? 633 00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:06,623 Modern traffic is forbidden throughout Vésinet. 634 00:46:06,624 --> 00:46:10,626 Period vehicles have been provided to the inhabitants. 635 00:46:10,627 --> 00:46:14,138 Besides the locals, we'll admit, in exceptional cases, 637 00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:17,150 emergency workers with official passes, 638 00:46:17,151 --> 00:46:23,977 and due to their ageless garments: coalmen, clergymen and nuns. 639 00:46:24,044 --> 00:46:27,929 Letters with 2 cents postage will be delivered by velocipede (bike) 640 00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:31,849 and some kiosks will sell period newspapers. 641 00:46:31,974 --> 00:46:35,602 - When can we see him? - Soon, gentlemen, soon. 642 00:46:35,603 --> 00:46:38,403 Excuse me. We had to give him an injection for the trip 643 00:46:38,404 --> 00:46:41,848 and we don't know how he'll react when he wakes up. 644 00:46:41,849 --> 00:46:43,360 Giddup! 645 00:46:53,906 --> 00:46:55,448 It'll go just fine. 646 00:46:55,449 --> 00:46:58,324 I agree, my wife looks a lot like her grandmother. 647 00:46:58,325 --> 00:47:01,170 But my resemblance to his father is quite a stretch. 648 00:47:01,171 --> 00:47:03,999 In your opinion, but there is a certain likeness! 649 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,972 Stop combing, there's nothing to comb. 650 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,432 Monsieur is awake? 651 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,578 You made some changes, here, why? 652 00:47:39,579 --> 00:47:43,130 - I'll call Madame. - I'm not complaining, at all! 653 00:47:43,131 --> 00:47:46,871 You're much better than that old owl, Irma. 654 00:47:46,872 --> 00:47:48,842 You too, Monsieur. I mean... 655 00:47:48,843 --> 00:47:50,877 What's your name, beautiful child? 656 00:47:50,903 --> 00:47:52,252 Sophie, Monsieur. 657 00:47:52,253 --> 00:47:53,936 Sophie! 658 00:47:54,692 --> 00:47:59,028 I have a feeling we're going to be great friends, you and me. 659 00:47:59,029 --> 00:47:59,832 Ah, no! 660 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:01,934 Monsieur must stay in bed. Monsieur is sick. 661 00:48:01,935 --> 00:48:05,760 Sick? Me? I've never awakened feeling so fresh! 662 00:48:05,761 --> 00:48:07,185 Monsieur's not in his right mind. 663 00:48:07,186 --> 00:48:12,179 - It's possible, but, does it matter? - Let me go! I have my orders. 665 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,450 I'm giving the orders, now! 666 00:48:16,489 --> 00:48:17,938 That is... 667 00:48:19,017 --> 00:48:23,371 I'd never hurt the feelings of one with such lovely eyes. 668 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:32,962 Get me some Vienna rolls, cocoa and Le Gaulois*, I'm starving. (newspaper) 670 00:48:32,973 --> 00:48:34,732 Yes, Monsieur. 671 00:48:42,091 --> 00:48:43,292 Madame! 672 00:48:43,293 --> 00:48:45,583 Gosh, what a figure! 673 00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:49,583 - This is it, he's awake! - Awake? Really? 675 00:48:49,584 --> 00:48:51,330 I swear, Madame! 676 00:48:51,331 --> 00:48:52,670 - My God! - My God! 677 00:48:52,671 --> 00:48:54,731 Excuse me, Gratinier. 678 00:48:55,138 --> 00:48:56,600 Mme. de Tartas? 679 00:48:56,967 --> 00:48:59,190 Professor, he's awake! 680 00:48:59,191 --> 00:49:00,992 - Has he seen his father? - Not yet. 681 00:49:00,993 --> 00:49:02,892 Go get him. I'll prepare his entrance. 682 00:49:02,893 --> 00:49:04,642 - Hubert, Hubert! - Yes. 683 00:49:04,643 --> 00:49:07,229 He's awake! He's awake! 684 00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:09,570 If you wanna see him, finish getting dressed. 685 00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:12,480 I'm fed up with all this fuss about him! And I've been kicked out of my room. 687 00:49:12,481 --> 00:49:14,479 But you're next to mine, no? 688 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,278 - Did he talk to you? - Yeah, with his hands. 690 00:49:17,279 --> 00:49:21,286 - The bastard! At his age?! - He's pretty well preserved, you know. 692 00:49:21,891 --> 00:49:24,012 How's my big boy? 693 00:49:24,013 --> 00:49:26,611 How lovely you look, this morning, mama! 694 00:49:26,890 --> 00:49:29,445 He's in top form, isn't he, Professor? 695 00:49:29,446 --> 00:49:32,123 Come, come, it'll be fine. 696 00:49:35,826 --> 00:49:40,118 The disguise is extraordinary. A perfect illusion. Really. 698 00:49:40,521 --> 00:49:42,341 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 699 00:49:42,342 --> 00:49:47,402 - Tell me, did he mention his father? - No. - Why, is that bad? 701 00:49:47,403 --> 00:49:50,990 - No allusion to his father? - Don't worry, I say. 703 00:49:50,991 --> 00:49:54,711 - Yes? - It's very troubling. - How so? - It'll provoke a shock. 705 00:49:54,712 --> 00:49:56,963 - Why a shock? - Calm down. 707 00:49:56,964 --> 00:49:58,973 Don't worry, I tell you. 708 00:49:58,974 --> 00:50:00,357 Well, here goes the shock. 709 00:50:00,358 --> 00:50:02,076 Go ahead. 710 00:50:06,556 --> 00:50:08,194 Paul. 711 00:50:08,496 --> 00:50:10,519 My little Paul. 712 00:50:11,618 --> 00:50:14,185 You haven't forgotten your papa? 713 00:50:14,682 --> 00:50:15,904 Huh? 714 00:50:16,195 --> 00:50:18,603 Come to my arms, my son. 715 00:50:18,674 --> 00:50:20,183 Out! 716 00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:22,470 Get out! 717 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,278 - Odious character! - Paul! 718 00:50:24,279 --> 00:50:26,627 Defiler! Corruptor! 720 00:50:26,628 --> 00:50:28,034 Get out! Out! 721 00:50:28,035 --> 00:50:30,593 But, cheri, it's papa! 722 00:50:36,188 --> 00:50:38,756 - Don't let him out! - Stay inside! 724 00:50:38,757 --> 00:50:40,114 Don't you ever come back! 725 00:50:40,115 --> 00:50:43,407 - The shock was too brutal! - Another of your harebrained ideas! 727 00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:44,993 Don't ever bring him back! 728 00:50:44,994 --> 00:50:46,408 Chéri, calm down! 729 00:50:47,479 --> 00:50:48,968 Never, there. 730 00:50:48,969 --> 00:50:50,070 Lemme go. 731 00:50:50,071 --> 00:50:51,789 Woah! Let him through! 732 00:50:51,790 --> 00:50:53,281 Let him through! 733 00:50:53,282 --> 00:50:56,899 My dear sir, you can save me. Save me, Monsieur! 735 00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:00,808 - Who are you? - Don't you recognize me? Look. 737 00:51:00,855 --> 00:51:04,971 I say! You miserable... How dare you? 739 00:51:04,972 --> 00:51:07,335 I won't allow you to... Oww! 740 00:51:07,336 --> 00:51:09,449 How dare you come back?! 741 00:51:09,450 --> 00:51:10,629 Oh, come on! 742 00:51:10,630 --> 00:51:14,699 A man who abandoned his home for some ham actress? 743 00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:17,991 - It wasn't... It isn't me! - Stand up! 745 00:51:18,437 --> 00:51:21,367 Look! See?... There! 747 00:51:21,368 --> 00:51:25,012 Think, damn you! I'd have to be 111 years old! 748 00:51:25,013 --> 00:51:28,634 Yes, in fact, it's impossible. Excuse me, Monsieur. 750 00:51:28,635 --> 00:51:32,772 Seeing him here after what he did to us... After what he did to YOU, mama! 752 00:51:34,074 --> 00:51:36,551 From now on, I'll look after you. 753 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:40,039 There! Let's forget all that. I'll take you to Chez Maxime. 755 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,663 - Ah, no! - Ah, no! 756 00:51:41,678 --> 00:51:44,055 Messieurs, I've seen enough of you. 757 00:51:44,116 --> 00:51:49,664 Please forward me the sum of your honorariums and kindly retire. 759 00:51:53,769 --> 00:51:56,528 Promise me, at least, you won't go outside. 760 00:51:56,529 --> 00:51:58,329 I'll see to that. 761 00:52:00,175 --> 00:52:04,035 He's evolving favourably, in spite of the unforseeable incident with the father. 762 00:52:04,036 --> 00:52:06,114 Messieurs, what a bright idea! 763 00:52:06,115 --> 00:52:08,774 - Where are you going? - Pardon? - Where are you going? - Home! 764 00:52:08,775 --> 00:52:10,691 Don't even think it! The experiment failed. 765 00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:12,091 You're not needed. 766 00:52:12,092 --> 00:52:14,685 Are you screwing with me? You want me to go, a hotel? 767 00:52:14,686 --> 00:52:16,383 - Good idea. - It's the only solution. 768 00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:18,355 I'm going home! 769 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:21,479 Look, Messieurs, in the interest of our relationship... 770 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,529 I only see the higher interest of the patient. 771 00:52:23,530 --> 00:52:25,999 - Fuck the patient! - ♪[police whistle] 772 00:52:26,568 --> 00:52:28,224 Take him away. 773 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,646 Ah, no! He's my husband. There are limits! - Whch HE crossed, mama. 775 00:52:33,647 --> 00:52:37,045 The divorce is done. Forget this rotten individual. 776 00:52:37,046 --> 00:52:40,938 - But Paul, he's your father. - Who disowned us, without question! 777 00:52:41,379 --> 00:52:43,474 This could come in handy. 778 00:52:43,475 --> 00:52:48,078 - Mama, the fuzz collared dad! - What are you saying, young man? 779 00:52:48,079 --> 00:52:51,723 A momentary lapse, no doubt. Did you think you were at home? 780 00:52:51,724 --> 00:52:54,062 Excuse me. Where's my head? 781 00:52:54,063 --> 00:52:58,202 He's a young student who rents a room in the attic. 782 00:52:58,203 --> 00:53:01,299 - He's at St-Cyr Military Academy. - Well done, young man. 783 00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:04,117 May I say, I find your behaviour rather cavalier. 784 00:53:04,118 --> 00:53:06,224 Don't scold him, he's cute. 785 00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:08,548 Sophie, come now! Go tidy up. 786 00:53:08,549 --> 00:53:11,689 - But M. Paul is even cuter. - Sophie! 787 00:53:11,690 --> 00:53:14,464 - The girl has taste! - I don't think so. 788 00:53:14,465 --> 00:53:17,090 I heard a lot about you. Frankly, I'm not blown away. 789 00:53:17,091 --> 00:53:20,253 Didier! Er... I mean, 790 00:53:20,254 --> 00:53:22,881 Young man! I say! 791 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:28,539 - Tomorrow, I'll kick that fop out the door. - Oh no, you can't! 793 00:53:29,577 --> 00:53:32,599 Yes, I understand your loneliness, mama. 794 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,346 You're young, ravishing... 795 00:53:34,347 --> 00:53:37,044 - Oh! - Yes, yes, ravishing! 796 00:53:37,045 --> 00:53:39,347 And prey to all the desires. 797 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,154 - Temptations lurk about you. - Well, hm! 798 00:53:43,182 --> 00:53:46,125 Some could even be dangerous. 799 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:50,830 - You don't mind me saying that? - No, grandpa. 800 00:53:50,864 --> 00:53:54,459 - Oh, see? You're mocking me. - No. 802 00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:55,974 - Mama. - Yes. 803 00:53:55,975 --> 00:53:58,678 Ideally, you should remarry. 804 00:53:59,681 --> 00:54:00,786 Oh! 805 00:54:00,825 --> 00:54:04,664 Funny you should say that. I was just thinking it. 806 00:54:04,665 --> 00:54:07,826 - You have someone in mind? - Er... Mm-hm! 808 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:11,258 I don't dare talk about it, but I think so. 809 00:54:11,259 --> 00:54:12,997 Really? 810 00:54:14,163 --> 00:54:15,926 Do I know him? 811 00:54:17,401 --> 00:54:18,395 M-mm! 812 00:54:18,396 --> 00:54:21,519 Introduce me, quick. I want to be sure he's worthy of you. 813 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,024 He won't slip anything past me. 814 00:54:39,683 --> 00:54:41,577 Monsieur, who are you? 815 00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:44,008 Would you tell me who to announce. 816 00:54:44,009 --> 00:54:46,208 Don't you recognize me? 817 00:54:46,209 --> 00:54:47,559 - Come on! - Pardon. 818 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,865 Yes, when you do that, M. de Tartas. 819 00:54:49,866 --> 00:54:51,676 Where's madame? 820 00:54:51,677 --> 00:54:55,085 - Madame's in the winter garden. - Announce me. 821 00:54:55,086 --> 00:54:57,825 It must make you feel young to be courting her. 822 00:54:57,826 --> 00:54:59,140 Liar! 823 00:54:59,216 --> 00:55:02,212 - Announce me. - Fine, who should I announce? 824 00:55:02,213 --> 00:55:03,577 - Guess. - I dunno. 825 00:55:03,578 --> 00:55:05,752 - M. de Tartos. - De Tartos? 826 00:55:05,753 --> 00:55:08,845 - De Tartas, imbecile! - De Tartas, Imbecile. 827 00:55:08,846 --> 00:55:11,096 No change in the name. Only the... 828 00:55:11,097 --> 00:55:13,190 - Get lost! - Yes Sir. 829 00:55:14,570 --> 00:55:16,461 - Hey, Charles! - Eh? 830 00:55:16,502 --> 00:55:17,946 C'mere. 831 00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:19,677 What? 832 00:55:19,843 --> 00:55:21,895 How do I look? 833 00:55:22,177 --> 00:55:23,813 Hhh! 834 00:55:24,507 --> 00:55:26,373 Alright, piss off! 835 00:55:26,374 --> 00:55:28,086 - Yes. - Hop it! 836 00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:31,498 - Ah, Sophie! - Ho, ho! 837 00:55:31,499 --> 00:55:32,803 Sophie! 838 00:55:32,804 --> 00:55:34,299 Come here. 839 00:55:37,556 --> 00:55:40,930 - No, leave that alone. - Fine, I'll tell him to come. 840 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:44,857 M. de Tartas, you may come. 841 00:55:58,195 --> 00:55:59,869 M. de Tartas! 842 00:55:59,870 --> 00:56:02,258 My respects, dear madam. 843 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:05,694 Welcome to our house. 844 00:56:05,695 --> 00:56:07,266 Monsieur. 845 00:56:07,267 --> 00:56:08,832 My dear friend, 846 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:13,317 I told Paul of my high esteem for you and he's dying to meet you. 847 00:56:13,318 --> 00:56:15,176 You're too kind, Madame. 848 00:56:15,177 --> 00:56:19,770 I took the liberty of bringing a modest token of my devotion. 849 00:56:19,771 --> 00:56:24,508 See, how he spoils me! You shouldn't have. 850 00:56:25,664 --> 00:56:29,415 Madly gay! Such superb flowers! 851 00:56:29,501 --> 00:56:32,298 - Not too heavy? - Not at all. 852 00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,054 Sophie! 853 00:56:34,226 --> 00:56:35,447 She won't be long. 854 00:56:35,448 --> 00:56:36,510 No matter. 855 00:56:36,511 --> 00:56:38,830 Put that on the table. 856 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,262 - Isn't love beautiful! - Cut the commentary! 857 00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:45,449 Indeed, Monsieur, love is a noble sentiment 858 00:56:45,450 --> 00:56:47,938 provided it's sincere and profound. 859 00:56:47,975 --> 00:56:50,270 My mother deserves to be happy 860 00:56:50,316 --> 00:56:52,642 - and I'll make sure. - Oh, Paul! 861 00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:56,363 I'm sure Monsieur understands. - Very well. 862 00:56:56,364 --> 00:56:58,888 Would you step into my study? Do you mind, mama? 863 00:56:58,889 --> 00:57:00,641 Certainly, you big darling! 864 00:57:00,642 --> 00:57:02,351 - What? - Pardon? 865 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:04,586 - I thought, er... - Very well. 866 00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:07,013 - This way? - Yes, this way. 867 00:57:11,779 --> 00:57:13,283 Ah, that's it. 868 00:57:13,284 --> 00:57:15,676 Be indulgent with Paul, my dear. 869 00:57:15,677 --> 00:57:18,450 He adores me and can sometimes be a bit brusque. 870 00:57:18,451 --> 00:57:19,980 Through that door. 871 00:57:25,184 --> 00:57:26,943 Have a seat, please. 872 00:57:29,228 --> 00:57:30,676 A finger of Madeira? 873 00:57:30,677 --> 00:57:31,842 No, thanks. 874 00:57:31,843 --> 00:57:34,252 - A Vieux Grenache? - No, thank you. 875 00:57:34,253 --> 00:57:36,807 - On a diet? - Not at all. 876 00:57:36,808 --> 00:57:39,959 Health problems? Delicate stomach, sensitive liver? 877 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,111 No, I'm fine, I assure you. 878 00:57:42,112 --> 00:57:43,974 Great. Cigar? 879 00:57:43,975 --> 00:57:46,383 No, I don't smoke. Not anymore. 880 00:57:46,990 --> 00:57:49,628 You have every virtue! 881 00:57:50,788 --> 00:57:53,390 M. de Tartas, I won't beat around the bush. 882 00:57:53,391 --> 00:57:55,370 My mother told me you're a widower. 883 00:57:55,371 --> 00:57:57,227 Ah, yes, yes. 884 00:57:57,228 --> 00:57:59,977 What did your wife die of? 885 00:58:01,371 --> 00:58:03,704 What did your wife die of? 886 00:58:03,884 --> 00:58:05,657 I, um... heard... 887 00:58:05,997 --> 00:58:07,478 Oh, it was terrible. 888 00:58:07,479 --> 00:58:08,884 How, horrible! 889 00:58:08,996 --> 00:58:12,550 Already in the morning, she was sort of... like that. 890 00:58:12,551 --> 00:58:16,131 I remember, she went, arrgh! 891 00:58:16,271 --> 00:58:17,928 Argh... 892 00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:19,786 She swelled up and... Paf! 893 00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:21,461 She cracked, it was horrible. 894 00:58:21,770 --> 00:58:23,418 Ah, horrible! 895 00:58:23,624 --> 00:58:25,435 The devil, you say! 896 00:58:25,436 --> 00:58:26,754 Frightful. 897 00:58:26,755 --> 00:58:28,882 Pffft! Paf! 898 00:58:28,974 --> 00:58:31,748 She blew up, all over the place. 899 00:58:31,749 --> 00:58:34,809 Didn't suffer, though. At all, at all. 900 00:58:38,008 --> 00:58:40,984 M. de Tartas, I like clear situations. 901 00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:42,953 Me too. Me too. 902 00:58:42,954 --> 00:58:45,437 You intend to marry my mother? 903 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:48,998 - Eh, yes. - I wouldn't like you to rush things. 904 00:58:48,999 --> 00:58:52,992 - You can move in here for a while. - That's too kind of you. 905 00:58:52,993 --> 00:58:55,504 You played an essential role at the factory. 906 00:58:55,505 --> 00:58:58,235 But from now on, I'll take over. 907 00:58:58,337 --> 00:59:01,331 That's not possible. What about your...? 908 00:59:01,332 --> 00:59:05,976 What'll become of you? How will you take over? 909 00:59:05,977 --> 00:59:09,160 My father did one elegant thing. He left the factory in my name. 910 00:59:09,161 --> 00:59:11,461 I'm young, I'll get the hang of it. 911 00:59:11,807 --> 00:59:13,250 You should be careful. 912 00:59:13,251 --> 00:59:17,579 The doctors recommended you take it easy. You'll get over-fatigued. 915 00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:21,030 - Just like that... Exhausted! - They're a bunch of jack-asses! 916 00:59:21,031 --> 00:59:23,687 You're forgetting supplies problems. Administrative details. 917 00:59:23,688 --> 00:59:25,731 Cheques ... Cheques to sign. 918 00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:27,147 I'll sign them. 919 00:59:27,148 --> 00:59:28,858 Ah, no, not the cheques! 920 00:59:28,859 --> 00:59:32,086 - Don't you think I'm capable? - You mustn't! 921 00:59:32,087 --> 00:59:34,581 Look, give me a great big Grenache, 922 00:59:34,582 --> 00:59:38,399 a huge glass of Madeira and I'll smoke a fat cigar. 923 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,991 Attention, please. 924 00:59:51,764 --> 00:59:54,189 [Klaxon] 925 00:59:54,302 --> 00:59:58,763 This sudden leap back in time is somehow moving, don't you think? 926 00:59:58,764 --> 01:00:02,304 Rather costly, I'd say. Such deployment of resources 927 01:00:02,305 --> 01:00:04,974 for a common man is unthinkable. 928 01:00:04,975 --> 01:00:07,699 If he's so common, why did you bother coming? 929 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:11,254 For you, dear. Don't you want to see Didier? 930 01:00:11,255 --> 01:00:13,506 Sure, mama. That's the only reason. 931 01:00:13,507 --> 01:00:17,258 Neither curiosity nor snobbery are at issue. 932 01:00:22,371 --> 01:00:24,516 There he is. He's watching. 933 01:00:24,517 --> 01:00:26,831 Hey!... He-heh, he-heh! 934 01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:30,003 Still watching... He's gone. 935 01:00:30,010 --> 01:00:34,006 He thinks he inherited a petrol oil lamp factory. 936 01:00:34,007 --> 01:00:37,054 Keep him from running things or we'll have a disaster. 937 01:00:37,055 --> 01:00:38,789 It's his factory, what do you expect? 938 01:00:38,790 --> 01:00:41,549 Tell him the truth. Enough of this comedy! 939 01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,456 I'm off. No, he's back! 940 01:00:43,457 --> 01:00:45,582 There he is! Hee, hee. 941 01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:47,404 Ay, ay, yyy... 942 01:00:47,405 --> 01:00:49,063 Ha, ha! 943 01:00:49,769 --> 01:00:54,730 - You're wrong to abuse my patience. - Without my family you're nothing. 945 01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:57,727 I won't need them much longer. 946 01:00:57,728 --> 01:00:59,861 Didier will marry Evelyne. 947 01:00:59,862 --> 01:01:03,814 And you and grandpa can play with your petrol lamps. 948 01:01:03,815 --> 01:01:05,145 Hubert! 949 01:01:05,146 --> 01:01:07,015 - Oui! - Hubert! 950 01:01:07,016 --> 01:01:08,060 Petrol! 951 01:01:08,061 --> 01:01:09,570 Hubert! 952 01:01:10,489 --> 01:01:12,344 Oh, Hubert! 953 01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,302 Hubert! 954 01:01:16,303 --> 01:01:18,458 I'm dizzy! 955 01:01:21,771 --> 01:01:23,703 I don't care! 956 01:01:24,407 --> 01:01:25,829 My dear friends! 957 01:01:26,693 --> 01:01:28,508 [neighing] 958 01:01:28,928 --> 01:01:30,426 Ha, ha! 959 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,677 - Are you hurt? - No. 960 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,961 Not at all, everything's fine. 961 01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:36,888 Everything's fine. We were waiting for you. 962 01:01:37,088 --> 01:01:40,293 Voilà, that way, please. Straight ahead. 963 01:01:40,295 --> 01:01:44,116 - Charming, place! - Do you think so? - Oh yes! 965 01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:46,973 Aaah! 966 01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:48,227 Oh! 967 01:01:48,234 --> 01:01:50,994 Hubert, I thought we were mad at each other. 968 01:01:50,995 --> 01:01:54,410 - Your dress is torn, go change. - Oh! 969 01:01:55,317 --> 01:01:56,620 They're so charming! 970 01:01:56,621 --> 01:02:00,851 Meditate on this example, my girl. And after 20 years of marriage! 971 01:02:01,506 --> 01:02:05,440 If their son takes after them it bodes well for Evelyne. 972 01:02:14,238 --> 01:02:16,573 Charles, where's Didier? 973 01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:18,310 Hee hee... 974 01:02:18,551 --> 01:02:19,991 Impossible! 975 01:02:19,992 --> 01:02:21,960 Let me by! 976 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:23,614 Ah! 977 01:02:23,745 --> 01:02:26,681 What are you doing here, in Didier's room? 978 01:02:26,682 --> 01:02:29,804 - To think, I trusted you! - It's no crime. 979 01:02:29,805 --> 01:02:31,784 It's worse. It's an outrage. 980 01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:35,678 - Here's your week's notice, piss off! - I dunno if the boss will agree. 982 01:02:35,679 --> 01:02:39,077 - The boss is ME! - No, it's M. Paul. 983 01:02:40,531 --> 01:02:44,191 You miserable... Trying to ruin your father, huh? 984 01:02:44,207 --> 01:02:46,392 The Crépin-Jaujards are downstairs. 985 01:02:46,393 --> 01:02:48,743 Evelyne's waiting. Hop to it! 986 01:02:48,762 --> 01:02:51,279 Listen to to what I'm saying. 987 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,074 I'm fed up to the eyebrows, with the Crépin-Jaujards. 988 01:02:54,075 --> 01:02:55,692 The eyebrows? 989 01:02:55,693 --> 01:02:57,116 Yes, the eyebrows. 990 01:02:57,117 --> 01:02:58,398 And that's not all. 991 01:02:58,399 --> 01:03:00,782 You can stick your fake marriage up your... 992 01:03:00,783 --> 01:03:02,824 Ah, no! Never! 993 01:03:02,825 --> 01:03:04,158 Your jacket! 994 01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:07,236 Allez-hop! To the Crépin-Jaujards. 995 01:03:07,237 --> 01:03:09,683 I can't wait to meet him! 996 01:03:09,684 --> 01:03:11,750 I'm afraid of making a mistake. 997 01:03:11,751 --> 01:03:13,292 Is it as serious as they say? 998 01:03:13,293 --> 01:03:15,290 - It'd be terrible. - Charles, please. 999 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:18,332 - But it WOULD be terrible. - Charles, leave us. 1000 01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:22,674 It could tragically stagger his reason. I beg you, be careful. 1002 01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:27,524 - Watch out for me, Edouard. - I've done it for 19 years, dear. 1003 01:03:28,182 --> 01:03:31,750 - Where is your grandfather? - Patience, he's coming. 1004 01:03:34,878 --> 01:03:38,023 I didn't imagine you like this at all. 1005 01:03:38,024 --> 01:03:40,220 When I think of your age! 1006 01:03:40,221 --> 01:03:44,457 - You don't find me too young? - Oh, no, I think you're just fine. 1007 01:03:44,506 --> 01:03:49,452 - Here's our little Didier. - Bravo, Didier, superb! 1008 01:03:49,453 --> 01:03:51,506 My respects, madam, monsieur. 1009 01:03:51,507 --> 01:03:54,096 - What's wrong, is he upset? - No, no. 1010 01:03:54,097 --> 01:03:55,811 - Anything wrong? - No, nothing. 1011 01:03:55,812 --> 01:03:58,128 - Really nothing? - No, nothing. 1012 01:03:58,129 --> 01:03:59,990 Little Evelyne's not here? 1013 01:03:59,991 --> 01:04:02,979 I thought Didier was in the park. She's looking for him. 1014 01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:06,779 - Shall I go? - Yes. No!... I'll go myself. 1016 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:14,926 ♪ [Dramatic] 1017 01:04:17,006 --> 01:04:19,299 ♪ 1018 01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:23,938 ♪ 1019 01:04:26,254 --> 01:04:28,609 ♪ 1020 01:04:31,331 --> 01:04:33,109 What's wrong, dear? 1021 01:04:33,921 --> 01:04:35,475 Did you see my daughter? 1022 01:04:35,476 --> 01:04:36,705 Charles. 1023 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,784 - Did you see Evelyne? - You didn't see Evelyne? 1024 01:04:38,785 --> 01:04:40,798 - CHARLES! - Yes, I'm here. 1025 01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:43,008 Get me ... large Grenache... 1026 01:04:43,009 --> 01:04:45,856 with a big ... thing in a glass and 1027 01:04:45,857 --> 01:04:48,232 ... little cigar. 1028 01:04:49,479 --> 01:04:52,119 ♪ [piano] 1029 01:04:54,514 --> 01:04:56,827 ♪ 1030 01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:01,711 ♪ 1031 01:05:03,495 --> 01:05:05,443 ♪ 1032 01:05:05,444 --> 01:05:07,204 You're jumping to conclusions! 1033 01:05:07,205 --> 01:05:10,040 Paul was gallant with Evelyne. And you get in such a state?! 1034 01:05:10,041 --> 01:05:13,300 Crépin-Jaujard and I have agreed on the date of the wedding, already! 1035 01:05:13,301 --> 01:05:16,102 - So, everything's fine. - What? Everything is NOT fine! 1036 01:05:16,103 --> 01:05:20,805 I won't let your grandfather steal my son's fiancée. Voilà! 1037 01:05:21,860 --> 01:05:23,683 What are you doing? 1038 01:05:24,384 --> 01:05:26,035 What do you mean? 1039 01:05:26,036 --> 01:05:28,630 Yes, what are you doing? 1040 01:05:29,971 --> 01:05:31,863 Well, I'm... He-heh! 1041 01:05:32,164 --> 01:05:33,963 What for? 1042 01:05:34,427 --> 01:05:38,300 Ah no! We're only fiancés. We're not married yet. 1043 01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:40,608 We don't want people talking. 1044 01:05:41,009 --> 01:05:42,400 Come on! 1045 01:05:42,401 --> 01:05:44,959 All these emotions must have gotten to you. 1046 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,735 No, Edmée, Edmée, you don't love me anymore! 1047 01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:49,938 - Yes. - No! - Yes! 1048 01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:54,662 But, kitten, I'm lonely. Lonely. Too lonely! 1049 01:05:55,154 --> 01:05:57,039 Alright, voilà. 1050 01:05:57,364 --> 01:06:00,299 - Yeah, but... - Wait! 1051 01:06:01,367 --> 01:06:05,636 Here... to keep you company. But, keep it muted. 1052 01:06:07,272 --> 01:06:08,822 No. 1053 01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:10,870 No. 1054 01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:13,146 Edmée! Edm... 1055 01:06:13,234 --> 01:06:18,032 My respects, dear madame. May the night bring you sweet repose. 1057 01:06:43,779 --> 01:06:45,488 Edmée 1058 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:47,973 - Did Paul see anything? - No. 1059 01:06:47,974 --> 01:06:51,158 If he caught you in my room, he'd have killed you. 1060 01:06:51,159 --> 01:06:53,549 He thought I came to say goodnight. 1061 01:06:53,550 --> 01:06:56,319 Thank you for your presence of mind. 1062 01:06:56,320 --> 01:07:00,885 This charming complicity reminds me of our courting days. 1063 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:05,218 Your grandfather's youth has brought back our own. 1064 01:07:05,734 --> 01:07:07,203 Oh, Hubert. 1065 01:07:07,204 --> 01:07:09,110 - It's late. - No. 1066 01:07:09,111 --> 01:07:10,599 Yes, it's really late. 1067 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:15,021 It's never too late to court one's wife, my pet. 1068 01:07:16,568 --> 01:07:18,694 - Enough. - My pet! 1069 01:07:18,695 --> 01:07:20,740 This won't get you anywhere. 1070 01:07:20,741 --> 01:07:22,333 My pet! 1071 01:07:41,654 --> 01:07:43,359 Mama! 1072 01:07:43,490 --> 01:07:45,149 [***] 1073 01:07:45,738 --> 01:07:47,215 Mama! 1074 01:07:47,216 --> 01:07:48,671 [***] 1075 01:07:48,672 --> 01:07:50,576 Hm? What is it? 1076 01:07:50,577 --> 01:07:52,943 - It's me, can I come in? - NO! 1077 01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:54,224 - Hubert. - What? 1078 01:07:54,225 --> 01:07:55,560 One moment. 1079 01:07:55,561 --> 01:07:57,275 - Hubert. - Who's that? 1080 01:07:57,276 --> 01:07:59,144 - Wake up! - .... ? 1081 01:07:59,145 --> 01:08:01,686 - For the love of heaven! - What's to eat? 1082 01:08:02,824 --> 01:08:04,348 What? Where? 1083 01:08:04,349 --> 01:08:06,002 Where we going? 1084 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,421 You can come in, darling. 1085 01:08:11,530 --> 01:08:15,189 Mama, tell me if you like this poem. My life depends on it. 1086 01:08:15,190 --> 01:08:16,944 Don't you ever get sleepy? 1087 01:08:16,945 --> 01:08:20,695 No. Listen. "To Evelyne" 1088 01:08:21,947 --> 01:08:25,173 "We loved each other from our first glance 1089 01:08:25,174 --> 01:08:27,624 "and already an image appears 1090 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:30,696 "to haunt my spirit this bleak morning. 1091 01:08:30,826 --> 01:08:35,265 "This image of you, my love, is nude" 1092 01:08:43,350 --> 01:08:45,561 Go on, dear, read. 1093 01:08:49,746 --> 01:08:53,202 "Come back, sweet friend, without you I am nothing 1094 01:08:53,203 --> 01:08:56,711 "If you wish, tomorrow you'll be mine." 1095 01:09:06,236 --> 01:09:09,325 "Before God, in his temple With a solemn 'I do' 1096 01:09:09,326 --> 01:09:12,493 "I place my life and my heart 1097 01:09:12,494 --> 01:09:14,050 "on the altar." 1098 01:09:17,691 --> 01:09:19,485 Don't you like it? 1099 01:09:20,310 --> 01:09:23,695 Er, I do. It's charming. 1100 01:09:23,696 --> 01:09:25,672 Charming. 1101 01:09:26,126 --> 01:09:29,422 But you're jumping the gun, 1102 01:09:29,615 --> 01:09:31,766 she may not be free. 1103 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:35,614 I think there may be someone. 1104 01:09:35,615 --> 01:09:38,318 A very nice boy, at that. 1105 01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:42,341 - I'll kill him. - I forbid you! 1106 01:09:45,232 --> 01:09:49,165 So be it. I'm too happy to hurt your feelings. 1107 01:09:49,861 --> 01:09:53,070 I'll get Charles to deliver my note. 1108 01:09:57,425 --> 01:09:59,611 How about that, my friend? 1109 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:02,290 You must admit he's overdoing it! 1110 01:10:02,630 --> 01:10:05,429 For pity's sake, Hubert, it's 5:am! 1111 01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:09,408 I'll nip this romance in the bud. Like that, paf! 1113 01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:12,769 How horrendous! 1114 01:10:13,565 --> 01:10:15,972 What the heck's keeping him? 1115 01:10:17,596 --> 01:10:20,682 ♪ [Waltz] 1116 01:10:20,921 --> 01:10:22,964 This is new! 1117 01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:24,968 Ah! 1118 01:10:24,969 --> 01:10:26,996 Charles, I need your help. 1119 01:10:26,997 --> 01:10:30,667 At this hour? Monsieur has no pity for his staff. 1120 01:10:30,668 --> 01:10:34,089 - Smile, Charles, life is beautiful. - Oh, yeah? 1122 01:10:34,090 --> 01:10:36,183 ♪ 1123 01:10:37,788 --> 01:10:39,893 ♪ 1124 01:10:42,007 --> 01:10:43,961 ♪ 1125 01:10:43,962 --> 01:10:45,864 He's laying it on thick! 1125 01:10:45,866 --> 01:10:48,364 Now, he won't even sleep. Slept too much earlier. 1126 01:10:48,365 --> 01:10:49,631 Where are you going? 1127 01:10:49,632 --> 01:10:54,600 To stop him sending his love note. I'll nip this romance in the bud. 1128 01:10:55,123 --> 01:10:58,125 Sophie, I'll give you a 40 franc raise. You too, Charles. 1129 01:10:58,126 --> 01:11:01,047 - Monsieur is sensational. - Sensational? 1131 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:03,043 That's a novel expression! I think I'll adopt it. 1132 01:11:03,044 --> 01:11:07,172 - Didn't they say that in your time? - In MY time? 1134 01:11:07,173 --> 01:11:10,508 I mean, before the accident, Monsieur. 1135 01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,008 Oh la la! 1136 01:11:13,712 --> 01:11:18,109 - Oh, bravo! You're convalescing fast! - I'm doing pretty well, thanks. 1138 01:11:19,566 --> 01:11:22,300 - Dear Sophie. - Sophie. 1139 01:11:23,116 --> 01:11:25,634 What's that eccentric outfit? 1140 01:11:25,635 --> 01:11:26,988 A pyjama! 1141 01:11:27,063 --> 01:11:30,452 - I'm decidedly behind the times. - You have no idea! 1142 01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:33,999 Charles, quick take this letter to town. - Now? - It's urgent! 1143 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:38,303 - Do I have to go now? - Yes, and smile. She lives downtown. 1144 01:11:38,950 --> 01:11:40,754 - A lady? - Yes. 1145 01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:41,776 Already? 1146 01:11:41,777 --> 01:11:43,534 The most marvelous beautiful lady! 1147 01:11:43,535 --> 01:11:46,243 Without leaving this place? Hats off! 1148 01:11:47,513 --> 01:11:48,546 Charles! 1149 01:11:48,547 --> 01:11:51,303 - Gimme that! - No, no. - Gimme that! 1151 01:11:51,304 --> 01:11:52,935 Go away, I'll handle this. 1152 01:11:52,936 --> 01:11:55,302 - Is Didier there? - Yes. - Good. OK, piss off! 1154 01:11:55,303 --> 01:11:57,621 - But I'm suppos... - I'll smack you one! 1155 01:11:58,722 --> 01:12:01,411 "If you wish, tomorrow you'll be mine. 1156 01:12:01,412 --> 01:12:04,291 "Before God, in his temple With a solemn 'I do' 1157 01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:07,199 "I place my life and my heart On the altar." 1158 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,559 You wrote that? I find it hard to believe. 1159 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,295 I knew you'd laugh at me. Papa insisted I read it to you. 1160 01:12:13,296 --> 01:12:15,759 You, really, don't know me well. 1161 01:12:22,834 --> 01:12:25,359 - Those are my verses! - You should be ashamed! 1162 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:28,395 - She's my fiancée, no? - How dare you say that! 1163 01:12:28,467 --> 01:12:30,095 Ay! 1164 01:12:30,372 --> 01:12:32,540 You get some fancy ideas! 1165 01:12:33,556 --> 01:12:35,198 Something wrong, dear? 1166 01:12:35,199 --> 01:12:39,283 I'm fed up with all this, with Evelyne with this whole family! - Didier! 1168 01:12:39,284 --> 01:12:42,328 He's 60 years older than her. I'd like to see Jaujard's face... 1169 01:12:42,329 --> 01:12:46,106 Calm down, cheri, you're sweating. Sophie, run a bath for Didier. 1170 01:12:46,107 --> 01:12:49,235 - Great, she and I can bathe together. - Didier! 1172 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,250 Hubert, what's happening? 1173 01:12:51,251 --> 01:12:53,515 The ship is sinking. Our feet are already wet! 1174 01:12:53,516 --> 01:12:56,068 - Paul and Evelyne, still at it? - They're rattling the windows! 1175 01:12:56,069 --> 01:12:57,657 - We should talk to the girl. - Right! 1176 01:12:57,658 --> 01:13:01,009 You handle Evelyne and I'll handle him. I'll de-hibernate him. 1178 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:05,038 - No, don't! - I'll tell him all. - You'll kill him! - I'll tell him all. - No! 1180 01:13:05,139 --> 01:13:06,560 Paul! 1181 01:13:07,557 --> 01:13:09,969 - How do you feel? - What? 1182 01:13:09,970 --> 01:13:11,950 How do you FEEL? 1183 01:13:12,392 --> 01:13:15,484 Get lost! Piss off, or I'll smack you! 1184 01:13:15,485 --> 01:13:16,834 How do you feel? ... 1185 01:13:16,835 --> 01:13:19,328 Fine? Top form? Let's go. 1186 01:13:19,329 --> 01:13:21,428 Now, I'll tell you ALL! 1187 01:13:21,429 --> 01:13:23,559 - NOOO! - Shut up! 1189 01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:28,206 You think it's 1900, huh? Well, no. It's 1970. Paf! 1191 01:13:28,401 --> 01:13:31,413 The North Pole Does that ring a bell? 1192 01:13:31,414 --> 01:13:34,850 You've been stuck for 65 years in a block of ice. 1193 01:13:34,851 --> 01:13:37,194 They just found you intact, two months ago. 1194 01:13:37,195 --> 01:13:38,987 - Hubert! - Shut up! 1195 01:13:38,988 --> 01:13:43,600 You're not 25 years old. You're 90. Fourscore and ten! 1196 01:13:43,635 --> 01:13:46,806 You are your mother's grandfather, who is my wife! 1197 01:13:46,807 --> 01:13:51,780 Her name's not Clementine, it's Edmée. Edmée, Edmée, Edmée... 1199 01:13:53,076 --> 01:13:54,404 Her name's Edmée... 1200 01:13:54,405 --> 01:13:58,299 ♪Hedmée, Hedmée, Hedmée!... 1201 01:14:00,664 --> 01:14:03,368 You're in for a treat, you are! 1202 01:14:05,961 --> 01:14:08,059 Hey, it's not finished! 1203 01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:10,389 It's not over, yet! The rest of you, piss off! 1204 01:14:10,390 --> 01:14:14,874 At the North Pole, you never had a riding accident. - No? - Never! 1206 01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:16,070 You were shipwrecked. 1206 01:14:16,075 --> 01:14:20,470 Facing death, you got 'embalmed' on whiskey and fell in the glycerine. 1208 01:14:20,471 --> 01:14:23,864 We just found your piece of ice. - For the whiskey? - No! 1210 01:14:23,865 --> 01:14:27,135 Thanks to the ice, whiskey and glycerine, you're still among us! 1211 01:14:27,136 --> 01:14:29,858 - I see. - Don't interrupt!... 1212 01:14:29,859 --> 01:14:32,529 No! Everybody, piss off, or I'll smoke you all! 1213 01:14:32,530 --> 01:14:34,677 Don't look up there, you! 1214 01:14:34,678 --> 01:14:36,739 So many things happened in 65 years! 1215 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,545 The war of 1914. Paf! 1216 01:14:39,946 --> 01:14:41,210 The war of 1940. Paf! 1217 01:14:41,211 --> 01:14:43,537 The matchiche, the mazurka; gone. (*dances) 1218 01:14:43,538 --> 01:14:46,784 Everything works on electricity. Even guitars. 1219 01:14:46,785 --> 01:14:49,371 How are you holding up, hm? OK? 1220 01:14:49,372 --> 01:14:50,644 Hee hee-hee...! 1221 01:14:50,645 --> 01:14:52,290 So... No! Look over here. 1222 01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:53,823 Now, airplanes... 1223 01:14:53,824 --> 01:14:56,368 How fast do you think they go? 1224 01:14:57,171 --> 01:15:01,904 - 80 km per hour? - My poor boy: 2,800 km per hour! 1227 01:15:01,905 --> 01:15:03,959 Shaped like cigars. Paf! 1228 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,535 Twice the speed of sound! 1229 01:15:05,536 --> 01:15:07,895 You arrive in New York before you leave Paris. 1230 01:15:07,896 --> 01:15:09,881 Because of the time difference, obviously. 1231 01:15:09,882 --> 01:15:11,265 - Obviously. - Obviously! 1232 01:15:11,266 --> 01:15:14,306 - What do you think of that? - It must take a lot of petrol. 1234 01:15:14,307 --> 01:15:16,623 Petrol's over and done. It's kerosene, now. 1235 01:15:16,624 --> 01:15:19,631 Meanwhile we're expecting atomic fuel. It'll come. 1237 01:15:19,632 --> 01:15:21,443 Atoms, neutrons and tagagdada! 1238 01:15:21,444 --> 01:15:22,841 And we're going to the moon. 1239 01:15:22,842 --> 01:15:25,344 We're going to the moon with an insect. 1240 01:15:25,345 --> 01:15:27,747 - An insecte? - An insect-module! 1241 01:15:27,748 --> 01:15:29,749 Vrrrmm! An insect-module! 1242 01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:33,240 Mankind's going mad. Mad! Vrrrm! Mad! 1243 01:15:33,241 --> 01:15:35,408 ♪ Ding, dong, ding, dong... 1244 01:15:35,409 --> 01:15:37,997 ♪ Du-dulu du-du... 1245 01:15:38,803 --> 01:15:41,960 Mankind's going mad! Mankind's going mad! 1246 01:15:41,961 --> 01:15:44,694 And I feel like I'm going mad! 1247 01:15:44,695 --> 01:15:47,387 - Aah! - Edmée, Edmée, Edmée... 1248 01:15:48,603 --> 01:15:53,111 Edmée, Edmi... Mi! 1249 01:15:53,112 --> 01:15:55,641 - HUBERT! - I told him everything! 1250 01:15:55,642 --> 01:15:58,774 - Why did you do that? - I told him everything! 1251 01:15:59,650 --> 01:16:03,185 - How do you feel? - Me? Fine. 1252 01:16:06,211 --> 01:16:07,310 'Me'... 'I' am fine... 1253 01:16:07,311 --> 01:16:09,410 - You don't believe me! - Sure, sure! 1254 01:16:09,411 --> 01:16:11,559 - He didn't believe me. - Yes, yes, I did! 1255 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,458 I'm 90 years old. I'm your grandfather. 1256 01:16:13,459 --> 01:16:16,576 I came from the North Pole and we'll all go to the moon on an insect! 1257 01:16:16,577 --> 01:16:18,551 He doesn't believe me! 1258 01:16:18,552 --> 01:16:19,877 - Television! - NO! 1259 01:16:19,878 --> 01:16:22,776 He's gonna watch television! - No, don't... 1260 01:16:22,777 --> 01:16:24,519 Get back or I'll pop you one! 1261 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,428 - What did you say? - I'll sock you. The key? 1262 01:16:27,429 --> 01:16:28,587 There's no key! 1263 01:16:28,588 --> 01:16:30,510 Watch it!... The key. 1264 01:16:31,110 --> 01:16:33,243 No... The key! 1265 01:16:33,789 --> 01:16:36,282 It's there! It's there! 1266 01:16:36,852 --> 01:16:38,169 Gimme that! 1267 01:16:38,170 --> 01:16:41,172 I don't wanna! Sir, you need rest. 1268 01:16:41,193 --> 01:16:43,995 It's true, you need rest! Hubert! 1269 01:16:43,996 --> 01:16:45,215 Catch him! 1270 01:16:45,216 --> 01:16:47,454 ♪ [whistle] - Hubert! 1271 01:16:47,482 --> 01:16:48,980 Hubert! 1272 01:16:49,771 --> 01:16:51,266 Hubert! 1273 01:18:20,735 --> 01:18:22,619 So, it is true. 1274 01:18:25,645 --> 01:18:27,939 How is this possible? 1275 01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:32,346 I really wanted to tell you differently 1276 01:18:32,347 --> 01:18:35,499 or better yet, live with you, in your time. 1277 01:18:36,032 --> 01:18:38,816 Do you think you could get used to ours? 1278 01:18:40,317 --> 01:18:42,301 I don't know. 1279 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:50,408 We don't speak of love the same way. 1280 01:18:50,409 --> 01:18:53,468 But basically, nothing's changed. Come. 1281 01:18:55,546 --> 01:18:58,993 - Where are you going? - To make up for lost time! 1282 01:18:59,019 --> 01:19:00,434 Paul! 1283 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:02,390 Paul! 1284 01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:24,135 - This is insanity. - Get used to it. 1285 01:19:24,136 --> 01:19:26,547 He doesn't belong to us, anymore. 1286 01:19:26,548 --> 01:19:28,448 ♪ [bells] 1287 01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:34,615 ♪ 1288 01:19:37,677 --> 01:19:42,110 ♪ 1289 01:19:42,424 --> 01:19:46,519 Kids, it's terrible. Hubert is still missing. 1291 01:19:49,319 --> 01:19:53,863 Mme. de Tartas, your husband asked us to give you this note. 1292 01:19:56,825 --> 01:20:00,258 "See you in half a century. Hubert." 1293 01:20:00,859 --> 01:20:02,212 Aah! 1294 01:20:14,909 --> 01:20:17,539 Aaahh! 1295 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:20,164 ♪ [Music] 1296 01:20:20,165 --> 01:20:25,540 Translated by♪ XQ2☻ 1297 01:20:25,616 --> 01:20:29,881 ♪ 1298 01:20:31,505 --> 01:20:33,852 ♪... 91160