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Ooh, luggage.
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Do I detect a voyage
of some kind?
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Nothing gets by you, man.
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Oh, we're going away
for the weekend.
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Everything's been so crazy
since moving here,
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but we finally got
a second to breathe,
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so I'm going to Ohio
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to see if my dead mom
is a ghost.
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Not exactly spring break
in Ibiza.
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How did she die,
if you don't mind me asking?
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Allergic reaction.
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She was at a restaurant
and didn't realize
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the dish she ordered
had shrimp in it.
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Ah. I had a pretty severe
shellfish allergy myself,
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which is why
I always carried an EpiPen.
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Of course, those don't protect
you against everything.
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We're sorry about your mom, Sam.
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Thank you.
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It was six years ago.
Honestly, I'm excited.
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I never got a chance
to say goodbye,
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and now I might get to see her,
so that's amazing.
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Okay, but remember to
keep your wits about you
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amongst those buckeyes.
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Rutherford B. Hayes
was from Ohio, so...
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You get it.
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Okay. I've got to pack.
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And just as a reminder, Sam,
your mother might not be there.
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Not every spirit
is lucky enough
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to be trapped in an
endless purgatory.
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I know.
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But I just got to see, right?
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Well, we're all here
to support you.
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Thank you.
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And also to remind you
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to leave the TV on
when you go.
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Maybe write down
the thing about leaving
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the TV on?
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Sam?
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♪ ♪
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Knock, knock.
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Uh,
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can I ask your advice on
something before you go?
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Sure. Pete just came in.
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Hey, what up, Arrow Guy?
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So, you can probably tell
I have a crush on Alberta,
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right?
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I think I want
to say something to her.
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Wow.
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Pete has a crush on Alberta,
and he wants to tell her.
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Okay, so we're looping Jay in
on this one.
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Wait,
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hasn't he known her
for decades?
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Why is he making
the move now?
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Well,
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I'm a loyal guy, and my wife
was still very much alive.
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But then you asked her
to come visit the house,
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and I found out she was
a dirty, lying cheater.
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So, long story short,
I'm ready to move on.
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He's just ready to move on.
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Cool. Look, I got
to take these down,
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but please catch me up
in the car, okay?
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'Cause I actually kind of love
this stuff.
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It's like watching Friends,
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except you can't see
or hear Friends,
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and you only have one person
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to tell you
what it's about.
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So, wh-what do you think?
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I love that you came to me,
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but I have one foot
out the door right now.
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Just tell me what to do.
Sh-Should I say something?
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Pete, you're a sweet guy.
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But I've only heard her talk
about dating bootleggers
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or mob bosses.
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Oh, you don't think
I'm a bad boy?
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You know, I ripped the tag
off a mattress one time.
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That's a federal offense, baby.
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I just would hate
to see you get hurt,
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and if, for any reason,
things went poorly,
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it could be awkward.
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Right.
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Like, for everyone.
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Sure.
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For all eternity.
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Yeah.
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Feels like you're
kind of harping on it now.
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Oh. Hey, the TV, Sam?
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One last reminder?
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Yeah.
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Wow. Can't believe Pete
is gonna tell Alberta
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he's got a crush on her.
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What now?
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Uh...
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I'm rooting for Arrow Guy.
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Please don't say anything.
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I think I talked him
out of it, anyway.
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What if I really want
to say something, though?
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Please don't.
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Let's go, babe!
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Seriously, Sass.
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I promise
I'll try not to say anything!
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But this is a tasty morsel!
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Are you ready? How you feelin?
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Nervous. I haven't seen her
in six years.
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And I know it sounds dumb,
but I just...
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I kind of want her
to be proud of me.
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That doesn't
sound dumb at all.
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Well, of course
you don't think so.
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You still call your mom
when you finish your crossword.
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It was a Saturday one,
and I did it in ink.
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But the last time
I saw my mom
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was when I'd gone home
for Thanksgiving.
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We got into this huge fight
because she told me
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I should give up journalism
and apply to law school.
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Yeah, but what did you
do? You stuck with it.
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Well, I'm doing fine,
but it's not like I'm writing
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for The New York Times
or anything.
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Babe, you're doing amazing.
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And it's not just the writing.
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You nabbed yourself a good hubs.
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We're starting this B and B.
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And you're possibly the only
person on the planet who can
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see ghosts.
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You're practically a superhero.
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I guess I am
kind of a superhero, right?
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Uh-huh.
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And that means I'm doing it
with a superhero,
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which, as you know,
is, like, a big dream of mine.
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That took
a really weird turn.
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Yeah, you're not wrong.
But it's still hot.
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Troops, we have a situation.
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It seems that Samantha
remembered to leave the TV on,
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but by some cruel twist
of fate,
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it has turned off
by itself.
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Sleep mode.
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I'm sorry, what?
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If no one press button
for six hours,
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TV go asleep.
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Well, can't you turn it on,
Trevor?
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Jay put the remote away.
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I mean, a button I can do,
but a handle on a drawer?
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I-I'm only human.
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Or whatever this is.
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But what are we supposed
to do for entertainment?
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She'll be gone for days.
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Guys, guys, come on.
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Before Jay and Sam,
we used to entertain ourselves,
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remember?
Food Club, Movie Club.
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We'd talk for hours.
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Who wants to hear me
describe Meatballs?
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Now, fun fact:
that's actually a food
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and a movie.
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This is hell. I'm in hell.
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The movie stars Bill Murray
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as a fun-loving,
wisecracking counselor
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at a summer camp.
And the food...
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well, you guys know
what the food is.
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Pretty self-explanatory.
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But we got the time,
so I'll explain it.
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Pete's planning on telling
Alberta that he likes her.
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What?
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I'm sorry, Pete.
But I overheard Jay,
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and I didn't want
to say anything,
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and then the TV shut off,
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and then you forced my hand with
this whole meatballs lecture.
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I...
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Maybe we should go talk
about this
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in the other room, Pete.
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Although if it's
good news for Pete,
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perhaps we should all be a part
of it to celebrate together.
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Yeah, maybe the other room?
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Oy.
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Uh-oh.
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Maybe you heard
Jay wrong, Sass.
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I mean, I don't think so.
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Or maybe Jay was
a little mixed-up.
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You know how you say
one thing to Sam,
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she repeats it to Jay,
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and then
it's the telephone game.
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Well, what did
you say to Sam?
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Well, I did tell her
that I had feelings for someone,
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but that someone was...
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my girlfriend.
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Oh!
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Girlfriend? What,
you got a girlfriend?
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One of you mating with Pete?
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I don't think so.
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Certainly not.
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Well, a-actually, I don't...
I don't think you guys know her.
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How would we not know her?
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Because she...
lives downstairs.
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In the cholera pit?
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Uh, yeah.
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The cholera pit.
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Well, I, for one,
would love to meet her.
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Well, I'll go
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talk to her about it
right now.
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Downstairs,
where she definitely lives.
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Here I go.
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Be back with my girlfriend.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, mojitos are Cuban,
this menu is Mexican,
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and then the cheeseburger
on the wall's playing a ukulele,
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which is definitely Hawaiian.
This place is all over the map.
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Welcome to Mojitown. I'm Dennis.
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Will it be two for lunch?
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Yes, thank you.
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I still don't see her.
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Who?
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Oh, uh,
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my mom. She's
meeting us here.
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So it'll be three for lunch.
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No, no,
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'cause she's probably
not eating with us.
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I'm sorry,
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I'm confused.
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Holy crap, Samantha?
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Mom?
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"Mom"?
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You can see me?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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She loves
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Cuban-themed
Mexican Hawaiian restaurants.
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They're so hard to find.
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"Come join us at Mojitown,"
my coworkers said.
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"One lunch won't kill you."
Oh, yeah?
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Well, are there at least
other ghosts for you to talk to?
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Yeah, a couple. There's Sondra.
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Ooh,
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what's a cheese hurricane?
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It's what made my heart explode.
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Might have to get that.
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Oh.
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And, of course,
there's Peggy Sue. She was
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a carhop when this place was
a drive-in diner in the '50s.
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Roller skates and tail fins,
not a great combo.
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So,
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how did this happen?
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You said
that one of the ghosts
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from the mansion
pushed you down the stairs?
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Oh, no, no. Uh, he has a power
where he can touch things,
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and he knocked over a vase.
I tripped.
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It was a total accident.
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He doesn't wear pants.
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He can touch things?
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My ghost power sucks.
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What's your ghost power?
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I can burp up shrimp breath.
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What the hell was that?
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My late mother.
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Okay, so,
you're doing the B and B.
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I guess that means
it didn't work out
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with the whole journalism thing.
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No, it worked out. I'm just...
I'm also doing the B and B
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in addition to the
journalism thing.
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Sam had a big article published
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in the Ulster County Review.
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Oh, that's nice.
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So, you're on staff there?
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No, I am freelance.
262
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Oh.
263
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Yeah. But then this guy
264
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who works at The New York Times
read it,
265
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and he asked me to work there.
266
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What?
267
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Huh?
268
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Yes.
269
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So, that is your daughter.
270
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Full-time at the
paper of record.
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This is incredible.
272
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I mean,
273
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a staff writer
at The New York Times.
274
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Well, I guess
275
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you're going to have to give up
the B and B, then.
276
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No, I can still work remotely.
Send in articles.
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Wait, but you're never
gonna make it to editor
278
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if you just send in
the articles.
279
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Here we go.
280
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No, I'm just saying
281
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that that's where all
the networking happens, right?
282
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Not even my lies are
good enough for you.
283
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Your lies?
284
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Yes. I don't work for
The New York Times.
285
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I just said that
because I wanted you
286
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to admit you were wrong about
the whole journalism thing.
287
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But apparently
nothing I ever do
288
00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,675
will be good enough
for you, Mom.
289
00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,210
Uh, she calls me Mom.
290
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,913
It's like "bro."
It's a TikTok thing.
291
00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,915
Bye, Mom.
292
00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,750
Hey, everyone.
293
00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,919
This won't take up
too much of your time.
294
00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:15,821
Hi. Uh, I'm in kind of a bind
295
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,124
and need a volunteer
to be my fake girlfriend.
296
00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,558
Why do you need that?
297
00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:20,760
Well, I made up
this little white lie
298
00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:21,928
about how I have a girlfriend,
299
00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,630
and now I need to prove
to everyone that that's true.
300
00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:25,665
You're talking
to the wrong people.
301
00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,833
We don't like it upstairs.
302
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,703
Yeah. You guys
are mean and rude.
303
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,139
Also, it's too bright and airy.
304
00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:36,809
Okay. Uh, well,
sorry to bother you.
305
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,611
I'll do it.
306
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,179
Really?
307
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,647
You will?
308
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:45,151
Nancy, we don't go up there.
We stay with our kind.
309
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,986
I am not your kind.
310
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:50,022
I want a better afterlife
than this.
311
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,058
All you guys do
312
00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,593
is stand around, talking
about the water heater.
313
00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:55,861
It's boring.
314
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,663
Okay, calm down.
315
00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:01,334
Oh, no, do not tell me
to calm down.
316
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,035
You gave me cholera,
317
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,236
Stuart.
318
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,638
Okay, well, Nancy
319
00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:06,973
has thrown her hat in the ring,
320
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,240
which is... great,
321
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:11,310
but I want to, you know, be fair
to all of the ladies of the pit,
322
00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,145
so, uh, how about the quiet one
323
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,114
in the back there?
With the smile?
324
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:18,017
Oh. Yeah,
she doesn't have a tongue.
325
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,952
And let me tell you,
that is
326
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,053
her "no" face.
327
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,789
Now, listen up.
I will help you out.
328
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,091
But just to be clear,
329
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:28,327
there is nothing happening here
sexually.
330
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,796
O-Okay. Noted.
331
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:34,200
All right.
Let's do this, then, huh?
332
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:34,200
Okay.
333
00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:35,701
Oh.
334
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,770
I didn't know
ghosts could sweat.
335
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,770
Oh, no,
336
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,038
it's pus from an infected wound.
337
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,741
Ah. That explains it.
338
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,010
Okay, Sheryl, now
that it's just us...
339
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,711
I think. Are you
still there?
340
00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,950
Oh, that is...
341
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,651
actually really smart.
342
00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,720
Super gross, but I get it.
343
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,956
You are there. Hi. Okay,
344
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,090
here's my thought.
345
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,925
Can you please just admit to Sam
346
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,862
that sometimes you might be
a little too critical?
347
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,197
Can you believe this?
348
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,197
It's always our fault.
349
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,733
I mean, she traveled
all this way to see you.
350
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,169
The least you could do
is meet her halfway.
351
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,672
Because she got a point,
all right? I mean, I love you,
352
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,708
but let's be honest,
you can be really tough.
353
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:16,976
One cheese hurricane.
354
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,944
Yes!
355
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,348
I highly advise you
not to eat it all yourself.
356
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,016
Well, you don't know me.
357
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,051
I'm not too critical.
358
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,253
I just know
what she's capable of.
359
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:29,922
I still think you should do
what this guy is saying.
360
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,358
Remember when Harold
finally forgave his brother
361
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,694
for running off with his wife?
Whoosh. Up he went.
362
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:36,796
So, you're saying
363
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,732
if I have some kind of
a breakthrough with my daughter,
364
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,435
I could finally get out
of this hellhole.
365
00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,004
So, what do we
think, Sheryl?
366
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,039
If you agree,
just, you know...
367
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,108
Actually, you know what,
no shrimp breath this time.
368
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,177
Let's just see
what happens.
369
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,781
So, there were a lot of rumors
going around today
370
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,183
about how I didn't have
a girlfriend
371
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,919
and about how maybe I just
made that up in a blind,
372
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,788
sweaty panic.
But here she is in the flesh.
373
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,824
The rotting flesh.
374
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,824
Shh.
375
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,492
Nancy from the cholera pit.
376
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,829
Yeah. Well,
originally from Albany.
377
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,132
Uh, but then I got sick, and
they threw me in the pest house,
378
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,267
which they told us
was some sort
379
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,268
of recovery ward.
380
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,871
But then they nailed
the door shut.
381
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,439
That was not a good sign.
382
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:23,209
How did you two meet?
383
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:23,209
Uh, well,
384
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,910
that's a fun story. Um...
385
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,910
Yeah.
386
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,279
He came downstairs
trolling for sex.
387
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,048
Okay.
388
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,317
She's a joker.
Loves to tell jokes.
389
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,385
It's actually one of the things
I like about her.
390
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,921
What are some
of the other things?
391
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:38,891
Uh, well,
our shared love of...
392
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,460
The water heater.
393
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,460
Right.
394
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,429
Pete, you love
the water heater?
395
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,465
Yeah.
396
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,465
Oh, he-he loves
the water heater.
397
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,068
Oh, won't shut up about it.
398
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,068
He could go on for hours
399
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,937
talking calibration
400
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,405
and combustion.
401
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,405
Combustion.
402
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:57,009
And, uh, corrosion.
403
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:57,009
Uh, corrosion.
404
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,277
And deliming.
405
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,277
And... deliming.
406
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,013
I love deliming. Yeah.
407
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,149
Oh. Yowza.
408
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:06,051
Hey, hon. Is
your mom still here?
409
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,020
'Cause I'm sort of hoping
she didn't just sit there
410
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:11,290
and watch me eat an entire
appetizer platter for six.
411
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:11,290
It was horrifying.
412
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,492
She's here. Hi, Mom.
413
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,962
Sam, I thought a lot
about what you said,
414
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,231
and you're right.
415
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,233
Sometimes I can be too critical.
416
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,233
I'm sorry. Look,
417
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,369
th-there's still some
crust over here if you...
418
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,369
Shh, shh.
419
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,037
She's talking. Go on, Mom.
420
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,273
It's just...
421
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:30,509
I butt in when I'm not needed,
422
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,879
and for that, I'm sorry.
423
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,447
And you're not too sensitive.
424
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,850
I shouldn't have said that.
425
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,185
Nope.
426
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,921
This is completely on me.
427
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,924
Wow, Mom. Thank you.
428
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,126
Is this a cathartic
mother-daughter resolution vibe
429
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,194
that I'm getting?
430
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,932
Could you find it in your heart
to forgive me?
431
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,100
Of course.
432
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,209
Maybe you could just say
433
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,144
you forgive me?
You know, like,
434
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,946
actually use the words?
435
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,882
Okay. I forgive you.
436
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,884
Okay.
437
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,587
Maybe louder this time.
And say my full name.
438
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,555
Wait, you're just trying
to ascend, aren't you?
439
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,325
You didn't mean
anything you just said.
440
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,561
What's happening?
441
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,561
I can't believe you would say
all of those things
442
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,230
just to get sucked off.
443
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,267
Busted. I'm a
dirty, dirty dog.
444
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,307
I'm so annoyed.
445
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,307
I'm sorry she did that.
446
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,042
I mean, I really believed her
for a second.
447
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,478
I'm such an idiot.
She's never gonna change.
448
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:43,249
Look, not all moms can be
Champa Arondekar, okay?
449
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,951
But to be honest, she
probably praises me too much.
450
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,519
You love it.
451
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,519
Yeah, you're
right. I love it.
452
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,655
It's so great. But
that doesn't mean
453
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,490
that your mom doesn't
love you in her own way.
454
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,593
I mean, here I have
this ridiculous second chance
455
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,262
that nobody in the world
ever gets,
456
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,963
and instead
of taking advantage of it,
457
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,064
I'm in another fight
with her.
458
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,967
I mean, it's just like
the last time we saw each other.
459
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,435
So then don't
let it be. Okay?
460
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,138
Yes, your mother is never
gonna change, but you can.
461
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,539
So don't be the girl
who gets in a fight
462
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,241
and then goes back
to New York angry.
463
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,011
Be the girl who goes back
inside and talks to her mom
464
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,579
while she still can.
465
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,981
That's actually
really good advice.
466
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,150
Really? Do you mind if
I call my mom real quick
467
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,985
and tell her that I
fixed this whole sitch?
468
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,654
You two have
a real problem.
469
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,654
Okay, fine.
470
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,922
I'll call her later.
It's not a big deal.
471
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,257
I have a special ring.
Did you know that?
472
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,992
So, like, she'll
always pick up.
473
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,260
So, uh,
474
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:29,528
we should probably
get going back down.
475
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,996
Glad you guys got to meet
my real girlfriend.
476
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,364
Now it's time
to head downstairs.
477
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,499
What? No.
478
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,499
No. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
479
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:34,633
Pete, Pete, come on.
480
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,001
She just got here.
481
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,636
Yeah, we don't even know
how long you date
482
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,706
or how far she throw axe.
483
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,706
Actually,
484
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,409
yeah, I thought I might
just maybe stay up here.
485
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,344
What's that?
486
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,046
I mean, we might as well
487
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,415
stop sneaking
around, right, baby?
488
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:52,451
Well, we're not
sneaking around.
489
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:52,451
I spend every night
490
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,286
in Pete's room.
491
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,655
There. It's out
there in the open.
492
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,991
I feel relieved
everyone can know.
493
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,991
Yeah, I feel great, too.
494
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,459
I feel great.
I feel great, too. What? What?
495
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,459
Yeah.
496
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,995
What are you doing?
497
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,995
I'm not ready
to go back yet.
498
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,364
I think I might stay
for a while.
499
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,500
Aw, look, they're
whispering sweet nothings.
500
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,969
You better get used to me.
501
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,506
This guy, right?
502
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,275
Isn't he just the best?
503
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,343
Ooh!
504
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,277
Isn't he just the best?
505
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,678
Isn't he just the best?
506
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,013
Oh, yeah. Do that again.
507
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,314
Stop it. You... Aah!
508
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,650
Okay.
509
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,487
You looking for your mom?
510
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,621
Yeah.
511
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,023
She brags about you
all the time,
512
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,157
you know. Your mom.
513
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,058
She does?
514
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,394
Oh, yeah.
Samantha this, Samantha that.
515
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,995
"She went to Northwestern.
516
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,064
"She moved to New York.
She's so beautiful
517
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,266
"and smart and doesn't talk
518
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,335
all the time like you,
Peggy Sue."
519
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,771
The last part's a bit hurtful.
520
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,773
I didn't know
she felt like that about me.
521
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,408
Of course I do.
522
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,746
I just want you to have
everything you've ever wanted.
523
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,348
That's why
524
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,549
I push.
525
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,451
I just want you to be happy.
526
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,220
I am happy.
527
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,589
I have a wonderful life.
528
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,258
That's all I've ever wanted.
529
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,528
You should come back
for Thanksgiving.
530
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,030
Really? They do
a good Thanksgiving here?
531
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,533
No, it's horrible. Eat first.
532
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,803
What's happening now?
533
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,803
Oh.
534
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,105
Mom said we should come back
for Thanksgiving.
535
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,740
That sounds
like major progress, babe.
536
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,442
I'm really happy for you.
Just know that Champa
537
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,310
will then probably want us
to go there for Christmas
538
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,547
instead.
539
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,547
Mom, I think
I can talk him into...
540
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:29,615
Mom?
541
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,317
I'm leaving, Sam.
542
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,719
You are?
543
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,654
I can go now.
544
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,523
You've turned out
545
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,324
amazingly.
546
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,193
I'm so proud of you.
547
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,497
The criticism worked.
548
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,202
Goodbye, Mom.
549
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,204
Goodbye, honey.
550
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,378
She's gone, Jay.
551
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,856
Sometimes, when we're doing it,
552
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,091
I'll get on his back
like a horse,
553
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,627
and I'll steer him
around by his arrow.
554
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,797
That is very vivid imagery.
Thank you, Nancy.
555
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,732
I got a lot more images for you.
556
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,501
Here we go.
This one time,
557
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,571
he told me to kick him harder...
558
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,571
Nancy is amazing.
559
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,307
Such a... free spirit.
560
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,509
No pun intended.
561
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,378
And I was like,
"You're so wild,
562
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,214
but, okay,
if this is your thing..."
563
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,214
And she seems really happy.
564
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,649
You must be a good
boyfriend, Pete.
565
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,720
I wish I could be
treated well like Nancy.
566
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,690
What? What-what
are you saying?
567
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,458
Oh, no, I don't...
568
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,127
Well, it's just
when I was alive,
569
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,630
I was with a bunch
of cheats and liars.
570
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,266
Maybe 'cause I thought
I didn't deserve better.
571
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,868
Well,
you do deserve better.
572
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,736
You deserve the best.
573
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,838
Well, too bad.
574
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,441
Nancy got the
last honest guy.
575
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,310
That's me,
a real straight arrow.
576
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,880
Certainly wouldn't
lie about anything.
577
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,214
We're home, ghosts!
578
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,583
Or empty room.
I have no idea.
579
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,385
They're in here. Hey.
580
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,788
Who's this?
581
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,590
Ah, hi. Nancy.
582
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,392
I'm Pete's girlfriend.
583
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,294
Pete's girlfriend?
584
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,294
Huh?
585
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,629
Uh, there's a new ghost.
586
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,631
Sure. Cool.
587
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,733
Yep. Yeah,
Nancy's my girlfriend, uh,
588
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,801
that sleeps upstairs
in my room with me.
589
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,204
We're practically inseparable.
590
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,573
There's no getting away
from her.
591
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,242
Honey? Shall we, uh...
592
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,810
Looks like I'm gonna get some.
593
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,181
So, what happened?
594
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,884
Sleep mode, Sam.
Sleep mode happened.
595
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,193
How are you feeling
about your mom?
596
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,329
Well, I'm feeling happy
for her, obviously.
597
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,865
And that I got
to say goodbye.
598
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,634
But I'm sad because it feels
like I don't have a mom.
599
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,570
Again.
600
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,271
I know.
601
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,274
You know,
she was critical and annoying,
602
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,243
but there's something nice
603
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,879
about feeling
like somebody cares that much.
604
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,314
Young lady,
605
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,782
you are aware
606
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,917
that your luggage is languishing
by the front door.
607
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,320
I know, it's just been a long
day. I'll deal with it tomorrow.
608
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,888
Sorry, Hetty just came in.
609
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,590
Mm, your choice, of course.
610
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,925
It's not the choice I would make
nor the right choice,
611
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,728
but it is a choice
nonetheless.
612
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:30,996
What are you smiling about?
613
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,864
Something
just made me happy.
614
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,866
Well, don't stay like that.
You'll get laugh lines,
615
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,902
and your husband will wander.
616
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,971
Must I teach this girl
everything?
617
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:52,818
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