Original subtitles

[wind whooshing]

[bats squeaking] [wings flapping]

[light orchestral music]

- Come on now, laddie, wake up, we're almost home.

[light orchestral music]

[light orchestral music]

Welcome home, John McGowan,

to the land of your forefathers.

- Four fathers?

Nobody has four fathers.

- Not four fathers, son.

Forefathers.

Your father's father and his father before him,

and so on and so on, back into history.

[gentle instrumental music]

- Oh! [laughs]

Ooh! [laughs]

Ooh, ooh, look at the wee little lad. [laughs]

Ooh, you're a bonnie one, aren't ya?

And a McGowan through and through, just like your pappy.

- Are you my grandma?

- Oh! - Grandma, damnation, no.

Your grandma's been gone for years, lad.

And a good woman she was, God bless her soul.

No, this is Mrs. Cosgrove.

She cooks and tends the garden.

Just come on time when she calls you for supper

and you'll get along fine.

- Aye, anything you want, you just ask me.

I'll love you like my own, ooh, I will!

- Oh, don't smother him now, Maggie.

Come on, let's feed him some supper.

- Oh!

[gentle instrumental music]

[soft bagpipe music]

- That's called the Dragon's Lullaby.

It's a bonnie tune, from way back.

Try it, lad.

- I can't, Grandpa.

- Of course you can, you're a McGowan.

[hesitant bagpipe blowing]

Oh, put some spirit into it, lad.

[buzzing bagpipe music]

There you go, lad.

Give your sadness to the music.

[buzzing bagpipe music]

[gentle bagpipe music]

[mysterious vocalizing]

- What was that?

[suspenseful music]

[mysterious vocalizing]

- Damned if I know.

[mysterious vocalizing]

The strangest thing I ever heard.

- Come on, Grandpa.

Let's go in.

It's too scary out here.

- Aye, right you are, lad.

Keep those pipes with you now, they're yours.

Keep them with you at all times.

You'll soon be piping like a Scotsman.

Come on.

[birds chirping]

[gentle bagpipe music]

[buzzing bagpipe music]

[gentle bagpipe music]

[gentle music]

Here lies your grandma, lad.

God bless her soul.

You and me are all that remains of the McGowan clan.

It's up to us to protect the castle and the land.

And it's up to you to carry on after I'm gone.

- Gone?

- Oh, don't worry, lad.

I'm not going anywhere for a long while yet.

You see this tree?

It's a wishing tree, touch it.

And make a wish.

If your wish is good and wish with all your heart,

the fairy folk will make it come to pass.

- That stuff's only in fairy tales, Grandpa.

- Right you are, lad.

Every nook and cranny of McGowan land's

got a legend behind it.

Well, the chores are waiting.

I'll see you at suppertime.

[gentle music]

- [John] I wish I had a friend.

[buzzing bagpipe music]

[gentle bagpipe music]

[sheep bleating]

[creature howling]

[sheep bleating]

[sheep hooves pattering] [sheep bleating]

[creature vocalizing]

[suspenseful music]

[creature squealing]

Hey, come back here!

[uptempo bagpipe music] [sheep hooves pattering]

[dragon grunting]

[dragon grunting] [foliage crunching]

[uptempo bagpipe music]

[dragon grunting]

[dragon grunting]

[birds trilling]

Darn!

[gentle music]

[dragon grunting softly]

Ah!

[dragon screaming]

[uptempo bagpipe music]

[dragon squealing]

[dragon thudding]

Got you!

[dragon squealing]

[scythe scraping]

[dragon squealing]

[scythe rattling]

[dragon grunting softly]

[Mrs. Cosgrove humming]

- Mrs. Cosgrove!

[Mrs. Cosgrove gasps]

- Don't frighten me like that.

- Look what I found!

[upbeat bagpipe music]

[Mrs. Cosgrove screams] [vase shatters]

[dragon screams]

[cart crashes] [Mrs. Cosgrove screams]

[objects crash] [Mrs. Cosgrove squeals]

[dragon squeals] [objects crash]

[Mrs. Cosgrove squeals]

- Look, look what you've made me do.

[dragon squealing] [objects crashing]

[Mrs. Cosgrove screaming]

[armor crashing]

[Mrs. Cosgrove grunting] [broom whacking]

What is it?

- It's a dragon, Maggie!

- Eeh, get out!

Filthy creature, now get out!

[objects crashing]

[dragon vocalizing]

- Don't hurt him, Mrs. Cosgrove!

He's my new pet!

- What in the blue blazes?

Lord almighty, how do you house train a dragon?

[soft bagpipe music]

[light orchestral music]

[dragon grunting]

- Good morning, Yowler.

It's a bonnie day, isn't it?

[dragon vocalizing]

[somber music]

[helicopter propellers whipping]

- [Brownie] Lovely castle, aye, lassie?

- Perfect for the haunted castle segment.

- Can't you just appreciate it for what it is, Bob?

- Not now, baby, I'm working.

- You're always working.

- That's right, gotta pay that college tuition somehow.

- May I ask you a bit of a personal question, lassie?

- Sure.

- Do all you American kids call your parents

by their given name?

- Not all of us.

- Sort of a term of endearment.

- Shall I take it down, sir?

- Yeah, let me roll here.

Take it nice and smooth.

[helicopter propellers whipping]

[somber music]

- I sure hope the owners don't mind us

trespassing like this.

- And we're

rolling.

[dragon growling]

Brownie, quiet, I'm rolling here.

[thrilling music] [dragon feet thudding]

- Oh my God.

You guys!

- Beth, quiet, I'm rolling here!

[dragon growling]

Brownie!

Beth, Brownie, will you get out of the shot?

No, wait, that looks good.

Put your hands out like you're trying to touch a ghost.

Scared.

More scared, more scared, more scared!

- Dad, look out!

- Very funny, you guys, that's great stuff for the gag reel.

Now will you please clear the frame

so I can get a shot of this...

[gentle music]

[Bob groans]

Wait!

Dragon!

- Yowler, don't move!

Yowler, no.

- Geez!

[dragon vocalizing]

- Settle down now.

It's all right, he won't hurt you.

- Oh yeah?

- Go on, Yowler, away with you now.

You heard me, go on.

[dragon feet thudding]

You all right, sir?

[dragon vocalizing]

- Uh yeah, I guess we're okay, aren't we, guys?

- If my eyes don't deceive me, I'd call that a dragon.

- Amazing, a real live dragon!

- Does that thing belong to you, son?

- Not a thing, he's a dragon.

And I'm not your son, sir.

- Right.

Well.

Pleased to meet you anyway.

Bob Armstrong, documentary filmmaker.

This is Brownie McGee, my pilot.

And my daughter, Beth.

- I don't work with him. [chuckles]

I'm just visiting.

[gentle bagpipe music]

- I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude.

My name's McGowan, John McGowan.

- John McGowan, nice to meet you.

- Johnny?

Johnny, is everything all right?

- It's fine, Mrs. Cosgrove.

Don't worry.

- We represent a famous television program

in the United States.

We're doing a documentary

on the haunted castles of Scotland.

- Oh, this castle isn't haunted.

It's a home of great dignity.

- Oh, hey, it's spectacular.

I didn't mean-

- Now, now, let's all go into the house

and have a nice cup of tea.

- A dragon, lad?

How the blazes did you come by a dragon?

- It's a long story, sir.

- I'd love to hear about that sometime.

- You know, John, this dragon of yours

has gotta be the most amazing thing I've ever heard of.

Have you ever thought about sharing him

with the rest of the world?

- Oh no, sir.

I couldn't be doing that.

- Really, why not?

- Because I can't.

- Mr. Brownie, do try another slice of my ginger cake.

- It's absolutely delicious, Ma'am.

- I did make it myself, and the scones. [laughs]

I like to see a man with an appetite.

- [Brownie] Oh, I've got one of those, all right.

- [Mrs. Cosgrove] Glad to hear it.

Are you comfortable there? - I am fine.

You do all your own baking?

[people chattering] [suspenseful music]

- They say we owe them 170,000 pounds.

And if we don't pay the money within 30 days,

they're going to take McGowan Castle away from us.

- You know, John, I've been doing a lot of thinking.

Now this may seem a little far out,

but just indulge me for a minute here.

This could be the answer to all your problems.

What if we were to bring the dragon to civilization.

Put it on display, just for a limited engagement.

You name it, maybe a movie down the road.

Think what an impact would have on the rest of the world,

socially and financially.

- You mean to put him in a zoo or something of the sort?

- Like a monkey in a cage?

- No, no, not like a zoo.

More like a real classy amusement park kind of place.

- He's a force of nature, he is.

I don't think he'd take kindly to captivity.

- You just hit the nail on the head, Mrs. Cosgrove.

He's a force of nature.

Bigger than you, bigger than me, bigger than all of us.

John, that dragon doesn't just belong to you.

It belongs to every man, woman,

and especially every child on the planet.

- Supposing we did do something of the sort.

I'm not saying yes, mind you, but just suppose.

Could we make enough money to satisfy the tax folks?

- Oh, Johnny boy.

Everybody would come out of this a winner.

- Well then, looking at it that way.

I mean, for the kids and all,

I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

- Yes!

- For a little while, that is.

If Yowler doesn't mind.

[dragon vocalizing softly]

[soft music]

Okay, Yowler, calm down.

These are our friends.

They're gonna help us save the land.

The only thing is

they need to take you and me to the big city for a time,

to show you to some folks.

Will you do it, Yowler?

[dragon roaring]

- Ah, hold on a minute here, John,

I just flashed on a potential problem.

Does Yowler by any chance breathe fire?

- Oh no, he's much too young for that.

- Too young?

- Dragons can live for over 500 years.

They don't learn to fly or breathe fire until they reach...

You know, to the beyond the pup stage.

[dragon vocalizing] [gentle music]

This is Beth, Yowler.

She's a very special friend.

- [chuckles] Hi, Yowler, hi.

- Good boy, you're all right.

- Oh.

- Okay, we'll see you guys later.

- Yes, sir. - Lets get out of here.

- Come on, boy, come on.

[sheep bleating]

[light orchestral music]

- There you are, lad.

Your ancestral home free and clear.

- Thank you, sir.

- And now let's turn our attention to the future.

To Dragonworld.

It's a great gesture you're making, John.

Sharing your good fortune with the children of the world.

Just sign here, lad.

- And what is it he is putting his name to, Mr. MacIntyre?

- Well, it's the 30-day contract between John McGowan

and MacIntyre Enterprises transferring guardianship

of the creature to me for the period of time

that it's in my custody.

It protects you from any liability

and grants me the power to act in the creature's

best interests.

- Oh, his name is Yowler, sir.

- Yowler, that's a grand name.

[tense music]

[pen scratching]

[gentle bagpipe music]

[dragon grunting] [dragon feet thudding]

[suspenseful music] [dragon vocalizing]

- We've prepared this cheese with an appropriate dosage.

If you'll feed it to the creature, we'll get underway.

- It won't hurt him, will it?

- He'll sleep like a baby, lad.

- And when he wakes up, he'll be in Edinburgh,

living like a king.

[dragon roaring]

- It's okay, Yowler, these are our friends.

Look.

They brought you a treat.

[dragon vocalizing]

[suspenseful music]

[dragon vocalizing]

[body thudding]

[footsteps pattering]

[somber music]

[propellers whipping]

[chain jangling]

[propellers whipping] [somber music]

[uptempo bagpipe music] [patrons chattering]

- People have been lining up, camping in the streets

for today's grand opening of Lester MacIntyre's Dragonworld,

and the historical unveiling of this mythic beast

that's been counted as the eighth wonder of the world.

[horns blaring]

[patrons chattering softly]

[doors creaking]

- Ladies and gentlemen,

lads and lassies,

we welcome you to Dragonworld!

[crowd cheering] [crowd applauding]

[cheery orchestral music]

[patrons chattering softly]

[flame hissing]

Look at all the happy lads and lasses.

Come on, let's go and see our dragon.

[alarm beeping softly]

[air hissing]

[suspenseful music]

[dragon vocalizing softly]

[dragon vocalizing]

[gentle music]

- I'm sorry, Yowler.

I don't like it here either.

It's just for a wee while.

[dragon roaring] [suspenseful music]

[weapons cocking]

No, don't shoot!

- At ease, men!

Calm down, lad.

They're armed with non-lethal tranquilizer darts.

- You guys, he hates it here.

- I should've listened to Mrs. Cosgrove.

- Don't fret, lads and lassies.

Our folks know what they're doing.

The dragon just needs time to accept things as they are.

Come on, now, let's go and greet the paying public.

[gentle music]

[air hissing]

[dragon vocalizing]

[gentle music]

- Don't be sad.

It's only for a month.

You signed the contract.

You just have to make the best of it.

[patrons chattering] [dramatic music]

[dragon growling softly]

- Up, dragon, up with you now!

Time to go to work.

[electricity buzzing]

[dragon growling] [man groaning]

[crowd applauding]

[dragon vocalizing]

- I've done a terrible thing.

- Don't fret, lad.

Look at the joy he's given to folks.

- Is it all right to trade his happiness for there's?

- You've got to think of your own happiness too, lad.

Based on today's ticket seals, in six months time,

I can make each and every one of you a multimillionaire.

[triumphant music]

[dragon feet thudding] [suspenseful music]

[dragon vocalizing]

[dragon vocalizing]

- I appreciate all you've done for me, Mr. MacIntyre.

But this isn't the life for Yowler and me.

At the end of the month, I'll be taking him home.

- I'm afraid that won't fit in with Yowler's schedule.

- Schedule?

- I intend to exercise my option to extend the contract.

- I beg your pardon?

- You can't do that, can he?

- I can do anything I damn well please.

[suspenseful music] [console beeping]

[air hissing]

[suspenseful music]

- Come on, kids, let's get this show on the road.

- I love you, daddy.

- Keep that in mind

when you're applying for financial aid next semester.

[dragon grunting softly]

- Yowler.

Yowler, wake up.

[metal clanging]

[panel beeping]

- Do you know how to switch the alarm system off?

- No, but this generally works in the movies.

[foot smashing] [sparks crackling]

[lights clicking]

[alarm blaring]

- Nice one, sir.

- Armstrong!

- Uh oh.

- Mr. MacIntyre looks a tad aggravated.

- You there in the courtyard, halt!

- Yowler, come on, get up!

[thrilling music]

[dragon vocalizing]

- You there, stand away from the dragon!

- Hurry it up, kid!

- Doing my best, sir.

- Somebody stop them!

[dramatic orchestral music]

- All right?

- Yeah, I think so.

How about you?

- Never better.

I feel like a real cowboy.

- Beth!

- I'm goin' with John, Daddy.

Come on!

- Go for it, sweetheart!

We'll catch up with you later!

- Yowler, get up, boy!

[dragon vocalizing]

- I've got you surrounded, lad!

Come down with your hands up.

[wings flapping]

- Easy, Yowler, don't hurt anyone.

- Quickly now, lad, or we'll open fire!

[weapons cocking]

- Yowler, no!

[flame hissing]

[dragon vocalizing]

[light orchestral music]

Come on, Yowler, let's go home.

[winds flapping] [thrilling music]

- Go, Yowler, go!

- You coward!

You scoundrel!

[wings flapping]

[light orchestral music]

[dragon vocalizing]

Armstrong, you'll pay for this!

- Come on, Armstrong, the whirly bird's waiting.

- Get me my chopper, now!

[light orchestral music]

- Beth.

Would you, uh,

consider

possibly ever...

I'm sure you wouldn't, but,

would you marry me?

[gentle music] [wings flapping]

[gentle instrumental music] [dragon vocalizing]

[wings flapping]

[feet thudding]

[gentle instrumental music]

Good boy, Yowler.

You're home now, safe and sound.

- Johnny!

Johnny!

Oh Johnny!

Oh!

Oh, thank goodness you're home, oh!

And Beth, welcome back, dear.

- Hi, Mrs. Cosgrove.

[dragon vocalizing]

- Oh, and Yowler, look at ye!

I never thought I'd be so happy to see the old reptile back.

[dragon vocalizing]

- You were right about the big city, Mrs. Cosgrove.

It's no place for Yowler and me.

[propellers whipping]

- [Beth] They're coming!

- Who are coming?

What do they want?

- They want, Yowler.

They're not gonna stop hunting us until they have him.

[propellers whipping]

[dragon vocalizing]

[dramatic orchestral music]

You have to go now, Yowler, back to where you came from.

Go on, Yowler, off with you now.

Don't you understand, boy?

You're not safe here anymore.

I've ruined it for you.

Life for us will never be the same now

that they know where we are.

[wings flapping]

[propellers whipping]

Go on, Yowler, get away from me!

I don't want you here anymore.

You're too much responsibility.

You've been a burden to me all my life

with your yelling and your big clumsy ways!

I saved you from MacIntyre, what more do you want?

Now go on!

Live your own life and let mine be!

Don't you understand, Yowler!

I don't want you anymore!

I wish I never found you in the first place!

So go on, get away from me!

[dragon vocalizing]

[feet thudding]

[gentle music] [feet thudding]

That's it, go on.

Back to where you came from.

[light orchestral music]

- I failed in my responsibility, Grandpa.

I saved the land.

But I lost Yowler in doing it.

[hopeful music]

I wish,

I wish Yowler would come back

so I could tell him I'm sorry.

[somber bagpipe music]

[gentle music]

He's gone now.

Back to the fairyland.

Where nothing ever grows old or dies.

[gentle music]

[baby cooing]

- Oh yes, sweetie.

Mommy's here.

[gentle music]

- Hello, wee Johnny.

Come to daddy now.

[John hums]

[birds chirping]

[baby giggles]

Look, lad.

This is our land,

and the land of our fathers before us.

A magical place, Johnny.

Filled with wondrous tales.

[baby laughs] [John hums]

[dragon vocalizing]

[dragon feet thudding]

[dragon vocalizing] [dragon feet thudding]

Yowler!

[light orchestral music]

[feet thudding] [dragon vocalizing]

Beth, Mrs. Cosgrove!

Come quickly!

[baby giggles]

- Yowler!

[light orchestral music]

Oh, Yowler!

- Oh, bless my soul, the reptile's back!

- Will you stay with us, Yowler?

I promise you, we'll never let you come to harm.

- Oh, don't think you can come into the house

with all your fire breathing and such.

[dragon vocalizes]

[Mrs, Cosgrove laughs]

- Yowler, welcome home.

[wings flapping] [dragon roaring]

[light orchestral music]

[soft music]

[wind whooshing]

Suil immale.

[metal clanging]

- He'll only mess things up for me.

- Nonsense!

Arthur!

Arthur boy, come over here.

- Yes, father?

- How'd you like to come with us to London tomorrow,

help Kay with his gear?

He'll be knighted Palm Sunday,

and he will need some help for the jousts.

- I will not let you down, I promise. [yelling]

[soft music]

[light orchestral music]

- [Merchant] Blankets, beautiful wool blankets.

[horse whinnying]

Lovely woodwork!

Come and see my lovely woodwork.

[light orchestral music]

- [sighing] We are getting too far back,

forward.

We are getting ahead of ourselves.

What to pack?

[light orchestral music]

- You shouldn't sneak up on people like that.

- Yeah well, you shouldn't try to kill everyone who does.

- [Zack] What do you want, Jeffy?

Just leave me alone.

- [Jeff] Zack, come on,

it's not that bad.

You'll still have me.

- Thrilled, I'm sure.

- Plus, the city will be cool.

We can go to all the museums take taxicabs,

play basketball.

- We can play basketball here, goof.

- Hey, don't call me a goof, yeah?

- Then leave me alone.

- Fine. - Fine.

[soft music]

I thought you were leaving.

- I'm leaving you alone.

Okay?

[Zack sighing]

- This just...

- Blows? - Big time.

You know, Jeffy, I like it here.

Now I know how things work and

I feel like I was just getting control.

I wish-

- Huh?

Wish what?

- I wish it were a different time.

- Like when?

- The time of chivalry.

The time when your skill

with a sword mattered.

Then, things were easier.

Everything was easier.

- Easier how?

- Simpler.

I mean, everything was black,

white and simple.

There was honor, and there was evil.

Everyone knew what they were fighting for.

I'm 15.

At 15, I wouldn't have to live my life

according to Mom and Dad.

There weren't any corporate takeovers

or transfers or moving.

Man, I'd be master of my own destiny.

I'd be a killer knight too.

Fight jousts, rescue damsels-

- Damsels?

- You know, babes.

- Yeah, babes.

- I could be one of King Arthurs's knights,

fight for honor and peace,

sit at the Round Table in Camelot.

- Now you've lost me.

- [sighing] Forget it. Get lost.

- Dad's right.

You've got a serious attitude problem.

- Never mind. I'll go.

[sword whipping]

- Zack, come on. I didn't mean it.

I was just...

Zack, wait up.

- Grave dust, grave dust and tail of lizard.

Mix them together,

that should do it.

[speaking foreign language] [chuckling]

It's working!

[percussive music]

[light orchestral music]

- You recognize that.

- The Sword in the stone.

Cool.

- Come on. Get a little closer.

- "Whose pulleth out this sword of this stone

and anvil is rightwise King born of all England."

It's the sword in the stone.

- Give it a tug.

You know you want to.

[speaking foreign language]

[dramatic orchestral music]

[light orchestral music]

- [Man] Damn.

Damn.

- No way.

- My brother!

My brother has pulled the sword from the stone!

Run, tell everyone,

there is a King once again in England!

- But, wait, wait, I'm not, I didn't...

[excited yelling]

Why not?

Yeah, this is definitely cool.

[light orchestral music]

- Something's wrong.

Something is very, very wrong.

- Hail King Zackary.

Hurray!

- [All] Hurray!

- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

How could I forget his stupid sword!

Excuse me, excuse me.

- No, really, it was nothing.

Please.

- Pardon me, sir.

What's the ruckus?

- Somebody pulled the sword from the stone.

England has a king again!

Hooray!

[crowd cheering]

Hooray.

- Hooray!

- Hooray!

[crowd cheering]

[dramatic music]

- Arthur.

Something is terribly wrong.

- Out of my way, old man.

- Where are you going with that sword?

- This is my brother's sword

and I have to get it to him at once.

- But, but, what about the other one?

The one in the square?

- What, are you daft?

This is my brother's sword.

Besides, someone's already pulled the sword from the stone.

Now out of my way, you lunatic.

- This can't be.

Wait.

- Just let me handle everything.

- Who are you, anyway?

- I'm your fairy godmother.

- Good enough for me.

- England has a King!

King Zackary!

Long live King Zackary!

- [All] Long live King Zackary!

Long live King Zackary!

Hooray, hooray.

Long live King Zackary!

- This is a fraud. No one king rules England!

Certainly not this boy!

- Defend your king!

Get him. - This way.

[horse whinnying] [confused yelling]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What was that all about?

- There was bound to be a little rebellion,

I didn't expect it so soon.

At least the people didn't buy it.

- [Zack] What uh, what now?

- I know another way out. Come on.

You will forgive my brother,

he is yet unfamiliar

with the niceties of being king.

- Who are you, really?

- I told you, I'm your fairy-

- Godmother. Yes. I know.

That really clears things up for me.

- I am called Maeve, by those that know me.

- So Maeve, tell me,

why am I going along with you being my sister?

- Because I made you king.

- [scoffing] I don't know where you were at the time

but I was the one who pulled the sword from the stone

so I don't see why I should take orders from you?

- Because I am the one who made it happen.

- Okay.

But tomorrow, more jousts.

- Real jousts?

- From there We can start to choose the knights

for your court.

But now it is time for you to go to bed.

Gwynneth!

Will you be so kind

as to take King Zackary to his bed chambers?

- Yes, madam,

it would be my pleasure.

Now then, Your Majesty, shall we?

[soft music]

- Oh this is sweet.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Goodbye.

You're not sleeping in here?

- I am your handmaid, sir.

I must be at your side at all times.

- I don't think so.

- It's your sister's orders, Your Majesty.

- Well I order differently.

- She is still older than you, sir,

and until the coronation I must do as she says.

- Okay, okay. Whatever.

Good night.

[thunder crashing] [dramatic orchestral music]

- Oh, man.

Either I'm having one messed up dream

or I have gone completely round the bend insane.

- [Gwyneth] Pardon me, Your Majesty?

- Good night, Gwynneth.

[dramatic orchestral music]

"Put me on."

Sure.

[soft music]

Okay.

[wind whooshing]

Whoa. I'm invisible.

[light orchestral music]

- Good.

Good work.

At least I think so.

Boy, are you out there or not?

- [Zack] Right here.

- Well, thundering typhoons, boy,

take off the cloak so I can see you.

Get inside.

Come in here, boy.

We have things to discuss.

- Are you...

are you...

- Tired? Angry?

- Are you Merlin the magician?

- What gave me away,

the cloak of invisibility or was it the beard?

- Merlin.

Mr. Merlin, man,

I am very pleased to meet you, I am a big fan.

- Yes, and the boy who has muddled things terribly.

- You know, one thing's bothered me though.

If you could see in the future

then, why can't you fix things?

I mean couldn't you make things go better for Arthur?

- Will you please just be quiet?

I mean just listen to yourself.

- This is great.

I can't believe I am actually standing here

talking to Merlin.

If I'm king here,

you could be my advisor, right?

- Oh, I give up.

- I mean, I don't know exactly what I'm doing here.

- That much is apparent.

Now, silence.

[Zack mumbling]

You see, my boy, it is all a matter of destiny.

I have mine, you have yours,

and Arthur has his.

Except the tricky bit now

is that Arthur no longer has his,

thanks to you.

Do you understand what I am saying here?

Your pulling the sword from that stone

has altered the course of all history.

Not even I can predict what will happen now.

No, this is not a dream.

This is a very harsh

and terrible reality.

And I don't know how it happened.

[Zack mumbling]

But there we are.

Our challenge now is

to set things back on track.

First of all,

how did you pull that sword from that stone?

What kind of sorcerer are you?

[frustrated mumbling]

You must have had help.

And very powerful help indeed.

Would that we all could change destiny.

I wouldn't have to spend eight centuries

locked in an oak and Arthur, well...

Arthur definitely deserves an easier fate.

[Zack mumbling]

Don't you think I'd do something if I could?

[Zack mumbling]

Well, just take it off boy.

- [sarcastic chuckling] Thank you.

- Now-

- Now, first of all,

I did not do this, alright?

- Oh.

- Enough already.

Will you let me finish?

There is this bitter,

bossy, freaky chick who actually turns out to be Morgause.

Yeah, that's right, Arthur's half sister

who later screws him over and

well, you know the rest of the story better than I do.

Anyway, the chick is like totally psyched

to get me crowned this Sunday,

I don't know, supposed to make this

whole mess stick or something like that.

- Oh, dear. Morgause.

I mean, who would've thought it?

I mean, she's only a girl yet.

How can she have the power?

We are in a great deal of trouble here.

You see, my boy,

anything in good magic,

that is magic that works at one with nature,

has the power to change destiny or history

That applies to the past as well as the future.

Only very particular forces

of evil can interfere.

Morgause is too young

to have these powers unless

she got a hold of the Dark Book.

- The what book?

- The Dark Book.

It's a very ancient book indeed.

It holds such powers of evil

that it was banished to a forgotten place

by a very wise wizard

hundreds of years ago.

Now, we've got to

get you back to the castle before she suspects.

Tomorrow we will get a hold of Arthur.

And we must, we have very little time.

Keep your eyes open

for an ancient book you'll know it when you see it.

And if you do find it, bring it to me.

[soft music]

Come on, my boy,

we have work to do.

I went to Arthur to try to explain

he won't have any of it.

He doesn't believe me.

Oh by the way, did you find that book?

- I haven't had the chance to look yet.

- Well, that's just wonderful.

Why not put it off another day let the entire country wither

under a reign of evil.

It'll be hard enough getting him on the throne,

I can't do it without his help.

- It was just one stupid mistake,

I had all that other stuff to carry.

So what if I forgot the stupid sword?

Oh, it's you again.

Why don't you go away, you crazy old man?

I'm busy.

- Arthur.

Hi, man, it's so cool to meet you

I just wish things weren't so crazy

- Who are you?

- I'm Zack.

I'm the guy who kinda screwed things up.

- What things?

- Well, I pulled the sword from the stone.

- Oh, Your Majesty.

I'm sorry, I didn't know you'd be so young.

- I am just a teenager like yourself.

Get up, already.

I should be bowing for you.

- What do you mean?

- You were supposed to be the guy who-

- Oh, please don't tell me

you've been listening to this old man.

He's crazy.

- No, a little tense maybe,

but not crazy.

But look I understand,

things are a little loco here.

But trust me, he's a powerful wizard,

he will your advisor and you'll be king.

- You are insane,

you're both completely insane.

- I think we better go.

- But he's not hearing me

- Come on, Zackary, let's go.

- Kay! - It's enough for today.

[magical whooshing]

[soft music]

[rat squeaking]

[Morgause speaking foreign language]

Your assignment is to keep

an eye on that little brat King Zackary,

and report back

to me everything that he does.

[light orchestral music]

- Whoa.

Whoa.

What's all this stuff?

- I'm practicing.

It looks like you could use some practice yourself.

- Listen, man, we gotta talk alright.

You've just got to be king.

Okay?

It's just not for me.

- Please, don't start that again.

Ha!

[light orchestral music]

- What now?

- Why won't you listen?

You are supposed to be a king

who talks to his stupid horse.

Oh my, what is this?

Let's see that you got.

[suspenseful music]

Whoa, all right, two hands.

Okay, this isn't fencing.

Let's boogie.

[swords clattering] [both grunting]

[Arthur chuckling]

[light orchestral music]

- Thank you, Your Majesty.

- Stop that.

Call me Zack.

- But you-

- Hey, that's an order.

- I'd best be getting back.

I have chores to do.

- Listen, please, come back with me to the castle.

Let's work things out, all right?

- I need more time.

- We don't have more time.

- [sighing] You are going to be the jewel of the coronation.

Now, to work.

Now, the spell of Second Sight.

Let's see what goes on with Merlin.

[speaking foreign language]

[wind whooshing]

- My boy, it is back to the castle for you

'til Arthur comes to his senses.

Besides, I need you to get that book.

- [Zack] Is that book really that dangerous?

- You don't want to know what she can do

if she ever figures out the Spell of the Making.

- The spell of...

What's that?

- A very dangerous spell which would make her

far more dangerous to this country than

merely a little junior witch and she could do far worse

damage than merely changing history.

[dramatic orchestral music]

- Maeve.

- No need for the charade any longer, "little brother".

I know what you know and where you've been.

The Dark Book is not without its powers of second sight.

Until I can think of something better to do with you,

you are now under house arrest

while I kill my other brother a little more completely.

[hands clapping]

- Your Majesty,

Lady Maeve told me you've taken ill.

Oh, no, what are you doing out of bed?

Now let's get you to bed

and give you a poultice

till you feel better.

[Zack groaning]

- [Zack] Merlin!

[soft music]

[Gwyneth snoring]

[wind whooshing]

Why did you bring him here?

- [Gwyneth] Are you all right, Your Majesty?

- Beca- - Gwynneth, fine. Good.

Take us somewhere we can talk.

[mysterious orchestral music]

[zapping]

- I don't like this.

I said I'd think on it.

I'm still thinking.

- Why did you bring us here? She's sure to find him.

- The best place to hide is in plain sight.

- Why does this witch woman want me dead?

- Put the bucket down and be quiet,

both of you, I need to think.

[soft music]

- Arthur, this belongs to you.

I didn't feel right with it.

[mystical twinkling]

Whoa.

- Of course.

- [Zack] Damn.

- Excalibur.

Excalibur.

- So, you believe me now?

- Yeah.

Wow. Huh. - Yeah. Wow.

- Let's go back to the king's English.

Or it would be the king's English, if...

Now We've each got our strengths,

but if you will permit me a little intervention,

I've got a little extra help for you.

[zapping]

[suspenseful music]

- [Zack] Oh yeah, I'm invisible!

- Stop it fool, or I'll turn you into a mouse

and Arthur and I will take on the enemy alone.

Get it? - Got it.

- Good.

Now, you got Excalibur.

As for me,

now, men, let us to battle.

[suspenseful music]

- Hidden in plain sight my eye, Merlin.

Do you think my magic so primitive

it cannot see danger when it approaches?

- Primitive is exactly the right word for it.

Primitive and dangerous.

[zapping]

- Where did they go? - I don't know.

Uh-oh!

- Yeah.

[suspenseful music]

[zapping]

- Cute little trick.

But I think you'll find my powers

have come a long way in a very short time.

[speaking foreign language]

[wind whooshing]

[speaking foreign language]

Agile for such an old man.

Come on and fight me.

[speaking foreign language]

[speaking foreign language]

[thunder crashing]

[swords clanging] [men grunting]

[Merlin laughing]

Oops.

[Morgause screaming]

[swords clanging] [men grunting]

[men grunting]

[Arthur grunting]

- [Zack] Could you watch where you're going?

- So what happened to the guards who were after you?

- I took them out, no problemo.

And your guards?

- I had no problemos either.

Good, stay where I can see you.

It's difficult having a comrade you can't see.

- It does have it's advantages though, huh?

[Merlin grunting]

That's Merlin, man.

Let's go.

- You leave me no choice, Merlin.

You have given me no choice but to forge on.

- Morgause, you don't know what you are dealing with.

[suspenseful music]

[speaking foreign language]

[Merlin grunting]

[Morgause screaming]

- Hey.

[Merlin moaning]

- Come on, my boy, snap cut of it.

Wake up, Arthur.

- Oh, no. What did I do?

Why did I take that sword?

- Arthur, it's not you, my boy, you are not

responsible for this, any of it.

And the one who is I think has learned her lesson.

There are some powers that are not to be toyed with.

Oh, Arthur, it's time to wake up.

Come on, now, you've got a kingdom to rule,

battles to win, you've got a lot ahead of you, my boy.

Wake up, Arthur!

- King Arthur.

- King Arthur.

- I really have to do this, don't I?

Well, first things first.

Off with her head.

- No, no, no, that is not how it works.

She too has a destiny to fulfill.

In the meantime-

- What are you going to do with me?

- Well, I think it's time you went back to Orkney.

There's a lovely old gentleman named King Lot

that you really got to meet.

- Please let me stay here in London.

[thunder crashing]

- Excuse me, um, can I go home now?

- I'm sorry Zackary, there is nothing I can do.

- He's down here! Down here!

Zack, Your Majesty, are you all right?

- I am not the King.

- What?

- No, no, I was brought,

I took the sword from the stone

due to the treachery of Morgause,

the witch who was here before.

Right here, Arthur, he is the one

who was supposed to pull the sword

from the stone and today,

he showed us, by his gallant fighting,

wow, you know, that Excalibur belongs to him.

- Excalibur is broken!

- No. - The country has no king!

[all chattering]

- Seize the imposters!

[all chattering]

- Now, you live your life backwards, right?

- Much to my chagrin, I do indeed.

- What are you two talking about?

- Well, you see, Merlin lives his life backwards.

- Yes, I got that.

- So all he's got to do is bring you back a day

before Morgause brings me back through time

and you're pulling the sword from the stone, brother.

- And once you're crowned,

Morgause will have no reason to mess things up.

Besides, I need you, the new Arthur,

who fought so valiantly.

Now, it's almost midnight.

So, goodbye, Zack.

- What do you mean?

- Well, if Morgause never brings you back,

you're not going to remember any of this

because it won't have happened.

- Well, goodbye.

[clock chiming]

- Midnight. The changing.

[mysterious orchestral music]

- [Jeff] Zack! Where did you go?

- Over here!

- Zack, don't be mad at me.

I was just trying to make you feel better about moving.

- You know,

I don't even know what I was so upset about.

I just, I don't know.

I guess-

- Well...

- Let's go home. - Okay, whatever.

You know, you teenagers sure are a moody bunch.

[light orchestral music]

[light orchestral music]

[zapping]

- Now, that's what I call refreshing.

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- Who are you calling a fair maiden?

- [Announcer] Hurry on over to Medieval Mansion

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[trumpets blaring]

- How cool is that?

[hip-hop music]

[car horn honking]

- Now, let's just lean it against that table there.

- Okay, wait.

Okay. [groans]

- Good, now where are my scissors?

- Every time I come here you've got more stuff.

- [chuckles] Quite a mess, isn't it?

- Where do you get it all?

- Well, ever since I closed my antique shop,

I keep buying things.

I guess I'm a compulsive buyer.

Now that I have this,

I may just be done collecting for good.

Remarkable, isn't it?

It's by a little known painter name Regu,

was commissioned by Prince Alfred of Leeds

in the 14th century after he and his knights

successfully fended off a fierce attack,

while his father, King William,

was off on a campaign.

You know, I believe young Alfred was about your age

when the attack occurred.

[grand orchestral music]

Peter?

Peter, you with me?

- Yeah, I heard you.

[light orchestral music]

- King Arthur and the end of my long quest

for Regu's masterpiece.

- King Arthur.

[soft music]

[Peter chuckles]

- Looks like your adventure is just beginning.

- Come on, I can't take this,

this is yours, this-

- Nonsense, I gave it to you.

Besides, I have my adventure sitting right there.

- Really, you mean it, I can have this?

Hey, mom!

Mom, guess what?

Mom!

[upbeat music] [plane engine roaring]

[trumpets blaring]

- They're here, shooting time.

- Wake up, Phil.

- You're Peter Grant, right?

- Yeah.

- Ben Lyons, a fellow native of my hometown.

- You don't say?

- Tell me, Ben, how did you find your

winning bottle cap?

- It's not Ben, it's Benjamin,

- Hey, aren't you gonna interview me?

- Let's see, you must be Tommy.

Excuse me, Thomas Harper, II.

- I'd rather be called Tommy.

- Fine by me.

[camera whirring]

Wait, I want to show Peter and Benjamin

in front of the dragon cave.

Let's get this show on the road.

- Not so fast.

- Hey, be my guest.

- You got a problem?

- You both think you're better than us.

- Hello?

We're waiting.

- She's waiting.

- You'd better watch your back, both of you.

- You know what?

Let's go get something to drink.

Thank you. - [Peter] Thanks.

- Well, do something.

- Well, what?

[both screaming]

[both laughing] [upbeat music]

- His name is Zithrax, he's a dragon

with a sense of humor.

[trumpets blaring]

[doors creaking]

- Welcome to Medieval Mansion.

I trust your journey here was a pleasant one

and that you are all ready for the adventure

of a lifetime.

Follow me.

[light orchestral music]

[device beeping]

- Oh, cool.

- I'm sorry, no cameras allowed inside.

Tell me, Peter, if you had the chance to relive

the days of King William's reign,

who would you want to be?

- A knight.

- Then a knight you will be.

- Oh, wicked.

- Hey, if he doesn't wanna be the prince,

I'll take it.

- Done.

And as a knight, you will report to me.

- Great, if he's the prince, you might as well

make me the court jester because this is a joke.

- Court jester it is.

[all laughing]

- Wait a second, I was just kidding.

- I've instructed my associate, Hugo,

to begin downloading your pre-programmed adventure

into our computer system.

From here, it will be remotely fed

to the rest of my staff.

Bear in mind, things here at Medieval Mansion,

are never quite what they seem [chuckles].

Isn't that right, Hugo?

[Both gasping]

- [Both] Cool.

- To adventure.

- [All] To adventure.

[wind howling] [suspenseful music]

[electricity crackling]

[thunder crashing]

[wind whooshing]

- Run, open the gate.

[doors creaking]

- Can I help you?

- [chuckles] Yes,

I believe you can. [laughing]

[light orchestral music]

[birds chirping]

- There you are!

Where's everyone else?

- They're upstairs getting dressed.

Is something wrong?

- This doesn't make any sense.

We can't be the only ones awake in this entire castle.

- No, sure we can.

The rest are still in sleep mode.

Look, last night's storm knocked out the power,

the computers are down.

That's why nobody's awake yet.

- I'm confused, who are we talking about here?

- The robots.

Guys, come on, Wiggins is the only human in this place.

The rest were all robots he created.

- There's no way that old man could run

this place by himself.

- Are you kidding me?

You've seen the kind of computer power he's

got stashed away in that hidden room.

- We have to find Wiggins.

I know for a fact that Conrad designed this place

to be outfitted with back up generators.

- Yeah, well, why haven't they kicked in yet?

- I don't know.

[Zithrax growling]

- Uh-oh.

- What was that.

- A Zithrax.

- [Benjamin] A dragon?

[dramatic orchestral music]

[door rattling]

- [Alison] We've gotta get out of here.

- Don't worry, Alison, it's gonna be okay.

This is my castle now,

all I have to do is summon my army

and slay that foul beast.

- No, no!

This is not part of the adventure, I think this is real.

- [Tommy] Yeah, sure, and I'm really prince Alfred.

- What are you trying to say, Peter?

- Come on, that was no robot out there.

You guys were there, that dragon was real.

Okay, call me crazy- - You're crazy.

- No, no, listen, I think we might actually

be back in the Middle Ages.

- Don't you get it?

This is all part of the adventure,

it's already begun.

The old man's just messing with us.

- You think?

- I must say, I'm impressed.

For a second, Wiggins really had me going there.

- Guys, I really don't think we should take this

so lightly.

- I hate to say it, Peter, but

I think they're right.

- Okay.

There's only one way to know for sure.

- [Claudia] And how's that?

- We have to figure out how to get inside

that hidden room Wiggins showed us.

Once the computers are back online,

we'll know where we stand.

- Relax, will you, just go with it.

This is the adventure you came for.

- Yeah, maybe.

[light orchestral music]

- That was weird.

- Yeah, tell me about it.

All right.

Do you remember when Wiggins told us that the

computer would transmit our adventure to all

of his staff?

- Yeah.

- The power must have restored the signal.

That means any robot within range

is gonna respond to the commands

and come back to life.

- If that's the case, this place should be

crawling with them.

Where'd they all go?

- Hold on a sec.

1383?

- Is that the year our adventure's supposed

to take place in?

- I'm not sure.

No, there is no adventure.

This is real.

- What are you saying?

- We're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy.

- Then you were right,

the dragon was real.

- I see him.

He's taking a nap.

We've got company.

- What are you talking about?

What are you doing?

Get up.

I want you to film this.

Looks like Wiggin's little adventure is heating up.

- Quickly now, we don't want him to awaken.

- You heard him, hurry.

[dramatic music]

[dragon breathing heavily]

- Wow, are you seeing this?

- [gasping] Uh-oh.

- Who goes there?

- If this information is accurate,

we're bumming.

It says here that on November 11th, 1383

this castle was in danger of an imminent attack

by the evil warlord

Raykin.

- Did you say evil?

- Lord Raykin.

Lord Raykin!

[dramatic orchestral music]

- What's going on?

- Take a look.

[electronic whirring]

- Please tell me that's not Raykin.

[dramatic music]

- That's the same symbol on the crest.

We've gotta get them out of there.

- It's a pleasure to meet you.

Sorry, I don't know your name.

- It's Raykin.

Lord Raykin. [laughing]

- What are you doing?

- Get them! - Let go of me!

- Back off, slick!

[dramatic orchestral music]

[horses neighing]

Get up, come on, keep running, keep running!

Come on, hurry!

- Thank you!

- Be forewarned, I'll be back for the lot of you.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[keys clanking]

- There.

Get in.

You too, move it.

[men groaning]

- What are you going to do to us?

- You are my prisoners, you will remain down here

for a very long time.

Unless, of course, you would like me

to put an end to your misery now.

Very well, then.

Now, if you'll all excuse us,

I must tend to Madame Drake's

accommodations. [chuckling]

- Where are you taking me?

- Somewhere safe. [laughing]

I'll have food and water brought up to you

and some decent clothes.

Those foul rags you are wearing do not

befit a queen. [chuckling]

[dramatic music]

- I told you not to come down here.

- Your master is in danger.

- My master in danger?

- Yes, yes, he's Lord Raykin's prisoner.

This is what I need to talk to you about.

I need to know where all the other robots...

I need to know where are the other people are.

- There are only two ways out of here.

The main gates and the passageway

behind the hidden room.

- Passageway?

[dramatic music]

- No one has been here since the castle

was rebuilt.

This entire section was brought over

in one piece.

- This is no exit, it's a dead end.

[dramatic music]

- [Man] Help me.

- What's that?

Oh my...

- Bless you.

Bless you.

- Who are you?

- This other man you speak of,

the one with Raykin,

I know him.

He is Eurik, a powerful wizard.

He was once a student of mine.

I taught him everything he knows.

- If that's the case, why is it that he's

running around with that madman

and Peter here found you rotting away

in the dungeon?

- Knock it off, Benjamin.

- No, it's okay, Peter,

it's a fair question.

Believe me, I've had a lot of time to think

this one through.

- Raykin turned Eurik against you, didn't he?

- Yes, yes, he did.

Eurik was like a son to me.

Cast a powerful spell on me.

The spell of undoing.

- He took your powers away?

- Almost.

- But you're okay now?

- Eurik cast another spell.

One that would give Raykin another chance

to take over the castle.

He did so by invoking a highly volatile spell

which can turn back the hands of time.

[dramatic music]

- Look at her.

So beautiful.

With a little discipline, she'll make

an exquisite queen.

- Only if the coat of arms will be retrieved

before the sun rises.

If not, King William's castle will be cast

back to the future.

- Very well then.

[all chattering] [suspenseful music]

- It's Raykin.

- No.

- Arm.

Release.

- Where is Zithrax?

- I don't know, maybe they poisoned him again.

- No, the dragon would never fall for the same

trick twice.

- I need that coat of arms.

Release!

[suspenseful music]

[dragon growling]

Cowards!

[Zithrax growling]

[Raykin laughing]

- What was that, did they kill him?

- No, no, it takes much more than that

to slay a dragon such as he.

He'll be back angrier than ever.

- Release!

- When, we need him now!

[loud thumping]

- Put the coat of arms on the wagon, hurry!

[suspenseful music] [men murmuring]

Yes, it's all mine now. [laughing]

Go!

- [Man] Open the gates!

- No, come on, there's gotta be something

we can do here!

Anything?

What about King William?

Where's he?

Can we contact him?

- No, he's too far away to be of any help to us.

- Okay, then it's up to us, we're the only hope.

[gentle music]

We can't let Raykin win.

[light orchestral music]

[chanting in foreign language]

[bells tinkling]

[light orchestral music]

[loud ringing]

[haunting music]

- [Zithrax] Perceval, it's been a long time.

- Indeed, it has.

- You know I never bargain with mortals.

- I have a proposition for you.

Something that would benefit you,

as it would I.

- We can take him.

- Stay low.

- [Man] All right, men, let's go.

Keep your eyes open.

- Look, over there. - Yes, hang on.

- Uh-oh, looks like we've been made.

- No, that's not it, it's Eurik.

He must have sensed my presence.

They're just searching to appease him.

- How do we get rid of them?

[dramatic orchestral music]

- I believe Zithrax has it covered.

[Zithrax growling]

- Go, go, go, go!

[dramatic orchestral music]

- Hey, over here!

[electricity crackling]

I was beginning to think we would never be saved.

- I know that feeling.

[dramatic orchestral music]

- What a pleasant surprise.

It isn't often that I have guests.

To what do I owe this honor?

- You know exactly why we're here.

It's over, Raykin.

You're finished.

We have the prince, we're taking

the coat of arms with us.

- [laughs] Such a confident young knight.

What's your name?

- Peter Grant.

- Hmm, well you seem wise beyond your years, Peter.

Perhaps you should quit while you're ahead. [chuckles]

You haven't a chance against me.

If I am wrong, the why are you surrounded?

[suspenseful music]

- Let him go!

- I've got the prince once again. [laughing]

- [Peter] Let him go!

- Perceval, at long last we meet again.

[suspenseful music]

[loud crash] [men groaning]

I see you have regained your powers.

- Yes, and I have never felt stronger.

[wind whooshing]

- Too bad, they won't last long.

- [Benjamin] No, Perceval!

[Perceval groaning]

[all grunting]

[swords clanging] [dramatic music]

[Alison grunting]

[swords clanging]

[man grunting]

[Alison grunting]

- Peter!

- Let him have it, Benji!

[Alison grunting]

- Concentrate!

[Eurik laughing evilly]

[man groaning]

- Yeah!

Hi!

[swords clanging]

- Nice goin'.

- Alison, help the others.

Okay, I'm going up.

- You're crazy.

- Yes, yes, I am. [laughing]

- Leave them alone, Raykin,

this is between you and me now.

- Very well then.

[swords clanging] [Peter grunting]

[Raykin laughing]

[swords clanging]

[Raykin laughing]

[Peter grunting]

[swords clanging]

- You're finished!

[wind whooshing]

- Aren't you coming?

- No, I can't leave Perceval here.

[suspenseful music]

- You can't hide behind that forever.

- No, but you can.

[suspenseful music]

[swords clanging]

- Prepare to meet your maker.

Will you not even try to fight back?

- There's no need, you've already lost.

[swords clanging]

- No, no, no, please?

- No, Raykin, let her go!

Please, take me instead!

- Not a chance.

Every woman falls for me sooner or later.

- Look what you've done.

- Cast away your evil spells,

undo the harm that you have caused.

- Never!

[stone thudding]

- This is your last chance.

[speaking foreign language]

- It's broken.

- Now, lay down your swords

or she goes over.

I swear it.

Splendid, now, back away slowly.

- Don't believe him.

[Raykin screaming]

- Lord heavens, no!

- I was going to die.

We were falling and then Zithrax,

he snatched us both out of the sky.

When he put us down, I fell on top of this loser.

[Raykin groaning]

[all laughing]

- This is not over!

Do something, you worthless fool!

- Pipe down, will you?

You were the one that got us into this mess

in the first place!

[light orchestral music]

- Okay.

What do we do now?

- I don't know.

- So how will we know if we're still stuck

in the Middle Ages?

- I guess we'll just all have to wait and see

what the new day brings.

[crowds shouting outside]

- Do you hear that?

- What?

[robots cheering]

- Where did they all come from?

- My robots, they all reside in an underground bunker

just outside the castle gate.

- That's why they didn't travel back in time with us.

[all cheering]

Hey!

Hey, we made it, we're home!

- We're home?

- Perceval?

Perceval?

- Where'd he go?

- Well, he was just here a second ago.

- He's...

- He's gone.

- We could have never made it without him.

- You're too modest.

- I'm just gonna leave you two alone.

[gentle piano music]

- [Announcer] The thrill of romance, action,

and adventure.

- This is amazing.

- [Announcer] Hurry on over to Medieval Mansion,

where the future will bring you the past.

- That was great.

- To adventure.

- [All] To adventure.

- I can't believe we lived one town over our whole lives.

If it wasn't for winning that contest,

we might never have met.

- Did you just see that?

- See what?

- What's up?

- Are you okay?

- I've never been better.

[light synthesizer music]