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Previously on Young
Sheldon... You got a roommate?
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No, it's a single.
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I have a chaperone.
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Why do you need a chaperone?
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Maybe they think I'm, like,
some kind of troublemaker.
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As the owner of the face
you punched, they're right.
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Do you play D&D?
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No. I actually just
sit in my dorm room
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and study because
I have no friends.
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That's a bummer. Yeah.
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I think I'm gonna go.
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Bye.
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You should go after her.
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Why? She's a bummer.
You just said so.
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Many cultures
throughout the world
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relied on percussion
to send messages
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across long distances.
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For example, the
West African dundun
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was used to imitate
human speech...
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while I used my fist,
the wall of my dorm,
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and Morse code to
send a message.
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That's just the letter
"H." What does that mean?
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Yeah?
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I'm here to talk to
you about your music
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and your abysmal
Morse code skills.
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What?
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Four dots is just
the letter "H."
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Was your message "Huh"?
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What?
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Paige?
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Sheldon?
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You know him?
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Yeah, no, we go way back.
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What are you doing here?
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Would you believe me if I
told you I was working on
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a femtosecond laser in the
engineering department?
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Yes. Then that.
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You know she's not old
enough to drink beer.
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I'm not old enough
to drink beer.
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Yeah, one second.
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Come here.
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Did I convince you
that drinking is wrong?
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Good for me.
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Just leave me alone.
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But what are you doing here?
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I'm trying to have fun,
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and I don't want them to
know how old I am. Why?
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Because I want them to
think that I'm cool.
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But you're smart.
What's cooler than that?
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Just go away.
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Hey, we're fixing to play
some beer-pong. You in?
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You should know, she is not...
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Not had dinner. I have
not had dinner yet, so
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we are going to
go get some food.
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We are?
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Do you have cash? Of course.
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I always have an emergency 20,
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plus four quarters
for the telephone.
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21 bucks? Okay, you're buying.
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We're going the wrong way.
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Okay, well, I'm
drunk. You lead.
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Here,
take a look at this.
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Does this look like tuna to you?
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What am I watching?
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It's called Dinosaurs.
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It's like The Flintstones,
only with dinosaurs. Come on.
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Well, that's dumb.
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Well, they talk, he's
got a job. It's fun.
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Wasn't The Flintstones
just The Honeymooners?
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Huh, I never even
thought about that.
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Well, see, you just kind
of ruined it for me.
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Good.
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Hey.
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Please tell me you
brought some movies home.
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Tootsie. Ooh, thank you.
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Really? We're
supposed to believe
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Dustin Hoffman is a woman?
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But we believe
talking dinosaurs?
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Okay, I'll leave you to it.
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Little late to start a movie.
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It's 8:00.
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We're saying the same thing.
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So, you want to go home?
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Well, I don't know. I
stayed here last night.
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So?
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So, two nights in a row.
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At what point are
we living together?
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Fine. Go home.
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Oh, I'm okay with staying.
You're the independent one.
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If you want to stay, stay.
If you want to go, go.
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Fine. I'll stay if
you're gonna beg.
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And this isn't what I wanted.
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Are you still inebriated,
or can we have
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an intelligent conversation?
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Both.
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You do realize that
alcohol kills brain cells.
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Ah, but it also
makes life tolerable.
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What do you mean?
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Well, talking to you
is usually annoying.
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So you're what's called
a mean drunk. Noted.
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I'm messing with you.
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It's just, sometimes life sucks,
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and it's easier not
to deal with it.
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Could you be more specific?
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Um... well, I have no friends,
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I don't fit in anywhere,
and I dropped out of college
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but I'm too young to get a job,
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so killing brain
cells makes it easier.
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Huh.
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Go ahead, smart guy, fix me.
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Mm.
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Well, give me a
minute.
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♪ Sweet Tootsie roll... ♪
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Well, how do they not see
that's Dustin Hoffman?
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I buy it.
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So if I put on a
wig and lipstick,
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you'd think I was a chick?
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Only one
way to find out.
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Nice try.
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You do have some pretty
nice legs, though.
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Well, if you want, we
could pause the movie,
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and I'll let you touch 'em.
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Lucky me.
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So I'm assuming you haven't
taken the DARE pledge.
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The what?
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DARE. It's an acronym.
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It stands for Drug Abuse
Resistance Education.
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It's not too late.
You can take it now.
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I promise not to do
drugs, to avoid violence,
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to be responsible, and to
make responsible choices.
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Now you say it.
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No.
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I dare you.
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Clever, right?
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Because I still have
all my brain cells.
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Sheldon, just eat your pizza.
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Hey. You guys going to a party?
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Uh, Gamma Kappa house.
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Cool.
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Mm, you know, Officer
McDaniel was in charge
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of our DARE program.
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One time, he even brought in
his drug-sniffing dog Alfie.
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Which I didn't care for,
but it was nice to see
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a dog gainfully employed
and off the streets.
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Really? You're
gonna leave your socks on?
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My feet get cold.
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- Take 'em off.
- What do you care?
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It feels like
a lack of commitment.
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Aw, fine.
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When was the last
time you cut your toenails?
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I don't know.
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Seriously, you
look like something
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that could swoop down
and pick up a squirrel.
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Look who's here. Come on in.
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Thanks.
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Everything okay?
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Mind if I hang out
here with y'all?
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Come on, mama.
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Need a break from Connie?
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I'm just trying to give
her and Dale some privacy.
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Gross. Oh.
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What?
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Oh, nasty.
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Wait, sex, right?
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Yeah.
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Missy's at a sleepover
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if you want to use her room.
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I might take you up on that.
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You'll be safe here.
They never do anything.
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What are we doing here?
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It's a party, Sheldon.
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But we weren't invited.
I didn't bring a gift.
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Then go home.
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Wait, this is dangerous.
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There I
stood, the classic hero
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outside the dragon's cave.
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Should I risk life and
limb to save the maiden?
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My every instinct said no.
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But I drank a lot of root beer
and really had to go pee-pee.
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♪ Let's go! ♪
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Hell does exist.
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Excuse me. Where's
the nearest restroom?
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Hey, look, Pee-wee
Herman's at our party!
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Pee-wee!
Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
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Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
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The hell continues.
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Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Come on!
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Hey, there's a line.
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Oh, boy. New hell.
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What?!
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What?! Charley
horse. Charley horse.
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What-what do I do? I
don't know.
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Here, rub it, rub it, rub it.
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That's kind of how this whole
thing got started.
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That's not funny. Mm-hmm.
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You'll laugh later.
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Rub harder. Harder.
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I'm rubbing
as hard as I can.
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Well, use your elbow.
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All right.
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I don't need my toothbrush.
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You like that?
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This night
of depravity had reduced me
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to urinating on a tree
like a forest animal.
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How much worse could it get?
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Hey, Pee-wee's back!
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Pee-wee!
Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
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Pee-wee!
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for my friend.
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Blonde girl, about
a meter and a half.
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♪ Suck the poison out... ♪
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Excuse me. I'm looking for...
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Missy? Sheldon?
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What are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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Do Mom and Dad know you're here?
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Do Mom and Dad know you're here?
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Okay, stop. You go first.
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Heather's sister
goes to school here.
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She invited us. Now you.
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I'm looking after Paige.
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Where is she?
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Well, I didn't say I
was doing a great job.
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Where's your toothbrush?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Who the hell calls at this hour?
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Everything okay? Who is it?
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Heather's mom. Oh.
Is everything okay?
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You just heard me
ask. Wh-What's up?
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No, Heather's not here.
They're at your house.
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Huh. What?
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Heather told her mom
she was staying here.
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Classic.
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Paige is drunk?
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And high on what Officer
McDaniel's called
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Mary Jane, reefer and ganja.
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Is she okay? No.
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She said her life is terrible.
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What? Her life is terrible.
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What?
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Her life is terrible.
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How's your sex cramp, old man?
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Athletes get cramps
all the time.
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It comes from
dehydration, overexertion.
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I'll give you the dehydration,
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but I didn't see any
overexertion, though.
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Why, Connie?
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'Cause it's fun.
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Well, just give me a
minute, I'll be ready.
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Why don't we just
call it a night
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and get some sleep?
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That's fine by me,
but just to be clear,
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00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,980
you're calling
it, not me. Yep.
265
00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,180
I'm good to go.
I'm sure you are.
266
00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:29,110
Yep.
267
00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:31,970
Damn tootin'.
268
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,566
I don't know if it's any
help, but when I was her age
269
00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,590
and pulled this, it was
just to go to a party.
270
00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,020
Oh, great.
271
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:40,790
So she's at a party,
who knows where.
272
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:41,990
You know what?
273
00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,960
I'm gonna go find her. How?
274
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,906
I don't know. I'm just...
I'm gonna drive around
275
00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:48,000
till I hear some carousing.
I'll go with you.
276
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,400
Will you both just
stop for a minute?
277
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,960
There's nothing to do but wait.
278
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,120
Fine.
279
00:10:58,630 --> 00:11:00,150
Nope. Georgie, let's go.
280
00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:01,786
Let's check out that
creek in the woods
281
00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:02,856
where they found
the headless body.
282
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,020
Will you shut up.
283
00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,080
Now what do we do?
284
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,490
We can't just leave.
Paige is still in there.
285
00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:10,090
Maybe we should call Mom.
286
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,490
I do have four quarters
for that exact reason.
287
00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:14,280
Paige?
288
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,660
Wait!
289
00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,360
What are you doing?
290
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:22,370
Well, this is Bradley, and
we're going to another party.
291
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,100
Another party? It's 9:30.
292
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,620
Bradley, do you
know how old she is?
293
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:29,370
She said she was 18.
294
00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:30,840
Lower.
295
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,380
Sixteen?
296
00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:33,650
Lower.
297
00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,730
Okay, I got to go.
298
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,140
Thanks a lot.
299
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,420
Come on.
300
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,210
We're running again?
301
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,180
We just ran.
302
00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,470
I'll tell you what.
303
00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,470
My daughter's never gonna
put me through this.
304
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,410
Oh, really? How you figure?
305
00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:05,380
I'm gonna run a tight ship. Set
some rules, some boundaries.
306
00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,180
If she breaks them,
then she faces the...
307
00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,180
Oh, what do you call
it? Repercussions.
308
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,870
Why you smiling?
309
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,690
I just can't wait
till you're a dad.
310
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:18,640
Thank you.
311
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,130
"Repercussions."
312
00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:22,830
It's a word. Look it up.
313
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,730
Hurry!
314
00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:27,730
This is as fast as I can
go in sensible shoes.
315
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,070
You okay? No.
316
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:33,540
Oh, dear. What?
317
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,670
I'm going to have the
mother of all blisters.
318
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,740
I'm worried about
you. Thank you.
319
00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:40,950
Well, don't be.
320
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,680
I'm having fun. You're drunk
321
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,826
and you were about to get in
the car with some stranger.
322
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:47,650
So? He was cute.
What's wrong with you?
323
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,010
You're smarter than Sheldon.
Why don't you act like it?
324
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,920
Um... I am.
325
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,560
If that was true, then how come
my pizza's still in my stomach
326
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,750
and yours is in the fountain?
327
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,430
What good is being smart
if you're all alone?
328
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:02,200
Let's go to Sheldon's so
I can get you cleaned up.
329
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,200
Thanks.
330
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,140
Just so you know,
you're not alone.
331
00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,510
You've got me.
332
00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,416
I thought we were trying
to make her feel better.
333
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,126
I'll tell you another idea I
have for keeping my kid in line.
334
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,950
Oh, can't wait. I seen
this show where they put
335
00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:16,950
these electric trackers
on these dolphins.
336
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:19,620
And with satellites, they can
tell exactly where they are.
337
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,020
Dolphins?
338
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,320
Go on.
339
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,666
I'm gonna stick one of
them things in my kid
340
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:24,890
so I always know where she is.
341
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,700
So you're gonna keep
track of your daughter
342
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,890
like she's an animal.
343
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,580
Damn straight.
344
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,620
Actually a really good idea.
345
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,300
Missy's a good kid.
I'm sure she's okay.
346
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,310
I was a good kid.
347
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:44,080
Didn't stop me from
getting into trouble.
348
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,310
Me, too.
349
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,460
One time, I was at
this party and...
350
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:49,850
Actually, never mind.
351
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,300
The important thing
is we survived.
352
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,120
Yes, we did.
353
00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:58,230
You just want your children
to have an easier time of it.
354
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,890
Easier.
355
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,350
My baby's gonna have a broke
single mom and a teenage dad.
356
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,730
Mm-hmm.
357
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,570
Let me get you some more tea.
358
00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,300
Okay.
359
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,570
You know what
else is nice? Hmm?
360
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:14,210
I get to learn from all
your parenting mistakes.
361
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:15,610
I'm starting to think
362
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:17,450
letting you live this
long was one of 'em.
363
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,610
Like that. I'd never say
something so awful to my kid.
364
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:24,100
Thanks, big guy.
365
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,220
You awake?
366
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,470
Mm-hmm.
367
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,360
I've been thinking.
368
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,030
We don't have to spend
every night together.
369
00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,700
Wow.
370
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,500
You're preaching to the
choir there, Connie.
371
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,270
I've been lying awake
here for an hour,
372
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,400
wishing I were back
home in my own bed.
373
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,640
Really?
374
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,510
Everything's the
way I like it there.
375
00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:51,140
Got a TV in the bedroom
376
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,510
and leave the seat
up on the toilet.
377
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,450
And thermostat's not
set to storing meat.
378
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,450
I did turn the
toilet paper around
379
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,890
so it comes over the
top like you like it.
380
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,090
Like the world likes it.
381
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,390
Don't start on this
again.
382
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,290
Hee-hee.
383
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,990
So, we got a plan?
384
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,260
We got a plan.
385
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,950
Mm.
386
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:17,000
So I'll spend tomorrow
night at my place.
387
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,200
Yep.
388
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,060
Oh, thank God.
389
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,810
Where you going?
390
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,880
Think I might have
to crank up the AC.
391
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,680
'Cause I
said "thank God"?
392
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,800
No fooling you.
393
00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:34,950
Okay, she's asleep.
394
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,420
I put a trash can by the
bed in case she gets sick.
395
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,190
Where am I supposed to sleep?
396
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,460
On the floor.
397
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:41,936
Why can't she
sleep on the floor?
398
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,236
She doesn't even
know where she is.
399
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,600
I don't have time for this.
400
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,106
I have to find Heather
before I lose my ride home.
401
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,730
Fine. But first,
402
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,176
we have to get
our story straight
403
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,400
about where I was tonight.
404
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,240
There's only one story,
and it's straight:
405
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,110
you were here.
406
00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:55,440
No, I wasn't.
407
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,710
I was at Heather's,
and you didn't see me.
408
00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:59,540
Got it? First I have
to sleep on the floor
409
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:00,980
and now I have to lie for you?
410
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:02,350
How 'bout this?
411
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,430
Work with me, and I will
officially owe you one.
412
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:05,580
One what?
413
00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,320
I don't know. One anything.
414
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,920
"Anything" is awfully vague.
415
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,036
What say we draw up a contract
or... Sheldon, you went
416
00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:13,166
to a frat party; now there's
a drunk girl in your bed.
417
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,406
That's the coolest college
story you'll ever get to tell.
418
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:16,430
So I can tell Mom.
419
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,260
No. Someday.
420
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,760
When?
421
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,880
Someday when we're old
and we can laugh about it.
422
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,270
I got to go.
423
00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:26,140
30 years later,
424
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,110
still not laughing.
425
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,710
What are you doing out here?
426
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,410
It's the middle of the night.
427
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:38,850
I can't sleep not
knowing where she is.
428
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,600
Yeah.
429
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,260
So we're on the same page,
when she does show up,
430
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:49,760
I'm gonna kill her.
431
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,160
You're gonna have
to beat me to it.
432
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,900
Not saying I love her the most,
433
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,880
but if anything
happened to Missy...
434
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,240
She is your little girl.
435
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,740
Not so little anymore.
436
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:01,540
Hmm.
437
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,840
And I hate it.
438
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,410
Well, pretty soon, you're
gonna have a granddaughter.
439
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,050
Start all over again.
440
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,040
You know, I had an idea.
441
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,390
I'm gonna put a tracker on her,
like they do with dolphins.
442
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:19,720
You're making that
up. No, it's true.
443
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,760
Yeah, wherever she goes...
444
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,960
Timbuktu, doesn't matter...
445
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,160
We're there.
446
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,210
I'm home!
447
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,480
Hey.
448
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:44,920
Hey to you.
449
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,420
How was Heather's?
450
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,620
Uh, fun.
451
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:48,590
Pizza, movies...
452
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,260
The usual.
453
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,820
You look tired.
454
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,130
I didn't sleep too well.
455
00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:56,190
Oh. Sorry.
456
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:58,610
Well, I'm gonna go to my room.
457
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,970
What happened to killing her?
458
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:03,070
I'll get to it.
459
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,520
Just so relieved she's okay.
460
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:10,640
Okay, I'm good. Missy!
461
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,630
Wait for me!
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00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,690
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