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♫Fall in love with your uniqueness♫

[Perfect Mismatch]

[Episode 8]

Great!

So cool!

Great!

Mr. Zhou, Miss Shi,

we've prepared a banquet for you.

This way, please.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you, Village Chief.

Thank you, folks.

Leaders, please. This way.

Village Chief.

Mr. Zhou, take care.

Slow down a bit!

Thank you, Village Chief.

It's a muddy road.

Mr. Zhou, you're here.

You can eat first.

I'll kill this chicken to go with your liquor.

No need. No need.

You're welcome. You've come a long way.

I must do so.

I'll go and kill the chicken then.

Go, go, go!

You're too hospitable.

Come on, come on.

Mr. Zhou, you must be starving.

I know you're a picky eater,

who's fussy about food.

You can't say anything in front of those people.

Well...

There's no one else here.

Tell me what you want to eat.

I'll make it for you later.

No need.

But you haven't eaten anything.

It's fasting.

Yes, it's really good for your body if you do it properly.

It cleanses the internal organs and rejuvenates them.

But we're out here after all.

We still need some energy.

Where are you going?

Don't follow me.

But Grandpa said...

I won't get lost.

Can you leave me alone for a while?

Just leave me alone.

Let go of me!

My shoes are wet from this rain.

Sure enough.

Not eating makes you cranky.

What kind of place is this?

I'm cold and hungry.

And it's raining!

What kind of weather is this?

There's no signal at all.

It rains, rains and rains every day.

So annoying!

I never expected

I have such a great talent for cooking.

In this world,

nothing is too difficult for me.

Why...

Why are there so many eyes on me?

Why is there a little man here?

You are here.

Why...

Why did you go there?

[Blessing]

How do you do?

My name's Zhou Zhifei.

What's your name?

Tangerine.

How are you?

Flower.

How are you?

How are you?

Zhiran.

Why are you so tall?

You've even taller than me.

Zhiran!

Zhiran!

Mr. Zhou.

What are you doing?

Meatball.

Are you all right?

Come here.

Come here.

Are you having a fever?

No.

Meatball.

Give me a bite of that meatball.

Mr. Zhou! Mr. Zhou!

What's up?

[Blessing]

You won't give me the meatball, will you?

[Blessing]

Wait a minute!

Wait, wait, wait!

What did you just do?

Mushrooms don't taste as good as meatballs.

Mushrooms?

Stand still!

Let me take a bite.

Meatball.

Oh no.

Mr. Zhou, are you okay?

Don't touch me.

Mr. Zhou.

You've been running to the toilet five or six times within an hour.

No wonder your legs are numb.

I'm fine. Don't worry about me.

Then it seems the medicine isn't strong enough.

Then drink this bowl, too.

Here you are.

What did you give me to drink?

You're a quack!

Mr. Zhou, don't talk nonsense.

A doctor's heart is benevolent.

I'm trying to detoxify you.

You have to expel the toxin completely.

And

don't eat the mushrooms in the mountain.

It's common sense.

Don't you know that?

Of course I do.

I just thought I'd

have more experiences in life.

But you said you were fasting.

It's none of your business.

I'm so annoyed. I...

[Blessing]

Where's she?

Mr. Zhou.

[Blessing]

You're back.

Don't... Don't...

Don't come over.

The medicine is already very strong.

Of course my medicine is very effective.

So... what is this?

It's porridge.

You've been pooping all morning.

You must be hungry by now.

We'll have a meal in the village later.

I'm sure it's going to be full of oil and sauce again.

You can't eat that now.

Come on, have some porridge.

I won't eat it.

I'm fasting now.

All right.

You'd better stay hungry.

[Blessing]

Change of tactics?

Pretend to be nice and seduce me.

I'm not falling for it.

It smells so good.

How could you make the porridge so watery?

Even dogs won't eat it.

[Blessing]

Not bad.

[HIF GYM & Natatorium]

Miss.

Miss.

Do you want to learn about swimming and fitness?

I'd like to see the environment here.

Please follow me.

We have

the most professional pool in the city.

The pool is disinfected regularly

within 24 hours.

It also keeps a constant humidity and temperature of 26 degrees all day.

We have very professional tracks.

You can see we have a lot of customers.

I don't want it. I don't want it.

[Women's Dressing Room]

I don't want it. I don't want it.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. Let's go.

I don't want it.

Hey, baby.

Just come down.

I promise I can catch you.

Okay?

I won't lie to you.

You see?

You can do it too.

Come on, baby.

[HIF GYM]

How was your practice?

Not too bad.

Hello.

Be careful.

Are you all right?

I... I just came up.

I didn't dry off,

so I got your clothes wet.

Thanks, Coach.

I don't know how to swim.

Thank you for saving me just now.

It's okay.

Could you teach me how to swim?

I...

I want to work out recently.

How to apply for membership here?

No, Miss...

If I ask you to be my personal trainer,

could you teach me one-on-one?

Yes... I think so.

[HIF GYM]

Zhi'ang, what... what's going on?

Zhi'ang.

Let me calm down.

Don't get distracted. I must keep up with my idol's speed.

Coach, I'm afraid of water.

When I'm underwater,

could you protect me too?

Yes.

Coach, I'm hungry.

Let's go eat.

Okay.

Enjoy it.

I made this liquor myself.

Have a taste.

It smells good.

Of course.

It's a specialty of Yundian Village.

It's a barley wine, isn't it?

Yes, yes.

Good, let me have a taste.

You can't drink it.

Why not?

You're the one who can't drink now.

You're here to look after me.

What if you get drunk?

I can hold my liquor, Mr. Zhou.

No.

This water is yours.

Then you can't drink it either.

Your pulse is unstable. Your spleen and stomach are weak.

It's not suitable for you to drink.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

Are you going to do something to me when you're drunk?

I...

How could you smear me?

Mr. Zhou, Miss Shi.

You two came to visit here,

that means

you take Yundian Village very seriously.

Don't you?

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes!

Come on!

Here's to you.

Village Chief, you're so polite.

Yundian Village has beautiful mountains and clear water.

It is indeed a precious place to draw water.

We should toast you.

Cheers. Cheers.

Thank you, thank you.

Mr. Zhou.

Slowly, slowly.

Slowly.

It's okay. It's okay.

Slowly.

Mr. Zhou.

This liquor is nearly at 70% ABV.

Even we peasants only dare to sip it.

You just drank a bowl in one go.

You have a high tolerance for alcohol.

Exactly.

Compared to vodka,

it's...

It's... it's a piece of cake.

Mr. Zhou!

Mr. Zhou!

Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou.

Look at him!

What's wrong with Mr. Zhou?

Miss Shi,

I think

I'll go to the town and ask for a doctor.

Don't bother, Village Chief.

Our family has been practicing medicine for generations.

I know his physical condition well.

He's already had his medicine.

He'll be fine tomorrow once he sweats.

That's good.

You can go and rest now.

I'll stay here.

No, no, no.

You've had a long day.

I'll be here.

Don't worry.

It's not appropriate.

It's okay.

Miss Shi.

Thank you.

If there's anything you need, you can call us.

Well, you can rest now.

Village Chief, let's go.

You...

It's okay, it's okay.

Let's go, let's go.

Sorry to trouble you.

It's nothing.

So sorry to trouble you.

Nothing.

Erniu.

I do not mean to blame you, but...

Mr. Zhou

has come all the way to us in person.

We can't neglect him.

The future development of our village

is counting on him.

Village Chief, you know

they're a couple.

Why must you separate them?

No way!

I saw it this morning.

Mr. Zhou was naked

when changing his clothes,

and Miss Shi was waiting on him.

If they're not a couple,

what's their relationship?

No wonder.

No wonder Miss Shi said she knew him so well.

Go away!

You mean me?

Yes!

Don't touch my younger brother!

Don't...

Don't touch him!

You... you're having a nightmare?

Mr. Zhou.

Usually, you're like a mad dog,

but actually, you're a paper tiger.

No.

You're not even a paper tiger.

Hey,

what would you do

if I weren't with you?

Don't... don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

I won't leave you.

I won't leave you.

So cold.

Mr. Zhou.

Why are you hiding here?

Get... Get up first.

Zhou...

Mr. Zhou.

I don't mean any harm.

What have you been through?

Cold!

So cold!

Cold?

It shouldn't be.

What are you doing?

Mr. Zhou, you're awake.

That's good.

Stick out your tongue and let me see.

Shi Huahua, you're so perverted!

I knew you were up to no good.

Even if you have a lust for me,

I'm a patient now.

How could you do that?

That's outrageous!

What are you thinking?

You're the one who said it was cold.

You're so...

Your voice is hoarse.

Your throat is clogged.

I know what's going on even without seeing your tongue.

You have a deficiency of both qi and blood,

so the inner heat cannot be dissipated from your throat.

If medicine doesn't work,

I'll have to resort to other ways.

Wh-what are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm warning you, don't do anything wrong!

Mr. Zhou, please cooperate.

Just pinch your neck to achieve congestion, you'll be fine tomorrow.

I don't need it.

Don't move!

Shi Huahua, wh-what are you doing?

It's okay.

Very soon, very soon.

How's that? Does it feel good?

Shi Huahua, stop!

I can't bear it anymore.

Hold on a bit.

You'll be fine tomorrow.

Shi Huahua!

Shi Huahua!

You're awake.

Don't get me wrong.

This is your private lesson fee for teaching me how to swim yesterday.

Because you were asleep just now,

I couldn't add you to my WeChat.

So I just...

I hope you like this little surprise.

We're WeChat friends.

I wasn't that drunk yesterday.

Bye.

How did you get my WeChat?

We've met before, Xiaoxiao.

I've met you many times before

at Feiran's launch.

Maybe

you were too busy then,

so you don't remember me.

You... you're Zhou Zhi'ang?

Yes.

Zhou Zhifei's cousin?

It's me.

Then yesterday...

You kept calling me “coach” yesterday,

I thought you were joking with me.

Let's have breakfast together.

No, Zhi'ang.

You can eat by yourself.

Bye bye.

Remember to eat your breakfast then.

The air is not bad.

Mr. Zhou.

You're up early.

You've recovered so fast.

Of course, I'm in good health.

I can see that.

You're in good health.

After all, you're so young.

Breakfast is ready.

Come and eat.

Okay.

Mr. Zhou.

You're so lucky.

Lucky?

I didn't mean anything.

Mr. Zhou.

We all understand.

Thank you.

Why are all these people so strange today?

Good morning, Mr. Zhou.

Village Chief.

I come to see if you're up yet.

According to our plan,

we are supposed to take you

up to the mountain to see the water plant.

But in your condition,

why don't we take a day off?

We can go there tomorrow.

It's a tiring trip up to the mountain.

No need.

Stick to the original plan.

Let's not waste time.

OK.

Mr. Zhou.

I'd like to speak out of turn.

Young people need to be more abstinent.

Especially for those like you who are busy with work.

Nothing is more important than health.

Abstinent?

Hold on a bit.

You'll be fine tomorrow.

I have to go.

You have breakfast first.

I'll pick you up later.

Shi Huahua.

What's wrong, Mr. Zhou?

Are we going to start off?

See what you've done.

Don't thank me too much.

I heard your voice was loud and clear.

I'm sure you've recovered.

It seems the method my master taught me is really working.

Mr. Zhou, why are you wearing this?

We're going hiking later.

You'll be uncomfortable if you sweat with this.

It's none of your business.

What a nuisance!

Mr. Zhou.

We're going up this way.

Another tractor ride today?

What are you talking about?

How can that be?

Another vehicle?

No vehicle.

Could it be horse riding?

There's no horse either.

Then how do we get up there?

By walking, of course.

Walking?

You're so useless.

You can't even climb a mountain.

Eh...

Come on, go home and play.

So useless!

Useless!

Children say what they like.

Mr. Zhou.

The roads here are so rough.

How can we drive or ride a horse?

I told you to put on gloves and bring a rope.

Luckily,

I found this on the way.

Use this.

All right, Village Chief.

Mr. Zhou, let's go up the mountain.

The road's quite rough.

Take your time.

Be cautious.

The road is slippery.

Okay.

Look how fast they're going!

Shi Huahua, I hate you.

I know.

Come on, I'll push you.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on!

We're almost there!

Come on!

Where are we?

We're almost halfway there.

Just over this hill, we can see the water plant.

Only halfway?

Come on, Mr. Zhou!

Let's try and make it to the top in one go.

Yes.

I can't do it.

Mr. Zhou.

How about I carry you on the back?

Sure, sure.

Let me carry you.

I'll carry you. I'll carry you.

Let's carry you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How about this?

You go rock paper scissors.

Whoever wins will carry me.

What?

How dare you ask someone to carry you?

Well, Village Chief,

Erniu, sir,

you go first.

Don't worry about him.

I'll deal with it.

Okay.

We'll go ahead.

Take your time.

Okay.

Take your time then.

Don't worry.

We'll wait for you ahead.

You can carry me even if you lose.

Lose...

Mr. Zhou.

You're a big man.

How dare you let others carry you?

They asked for it themselves.

What should I do now as they've left?

You...

You're really spoiled.

Shi Huahua, listen,

the infrastructure in Yundian Village is not improved.

It can't even meet

the most basic traffic needs.

I don't think there's any need to visit here at all.

Wait!

What?

Are you...

Are you sure you want to give up?

Yes.

There's no point in wasting my time.

I'm sorry, Mr. Zhou.

Sor...

Sorry for what?

Earth... Earthworm.

To run or not to run.

Shi Huahua, you...

Are you afraid?

Mr. Zhou!

Go, Mr. Zhou!

Mr. Zhou, come on!

Village Chief!

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Mr. Zhou.

He's running quite fast, isn't he?

He couldn't even walk just now.

Mr. Zhou runs so fast!

Miss Shi is so smart.