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[English subtitles are available]

โ™ซFall in love with your uniquenessโ™ซ

[Perfect Mismatch]

[Episode 5]

I've studied Chinese medicine with my master since I was a child.

When people in the village had a headache or a fever,

they all came to me for medicine.

Really?

Uncle Zhou, your skin looks sallow and oily.

You're with a white tongue.

So you should eat less

fatty foods and sweets.

Eat more beans and grains.

Exercise more and scratch less hair.

Then

you won't have to wear

that wig.

Wig?

What are you talking about?

Uncle, on your head, there is...

What?

Don't talk nonsense.

There's no such thing.

My hair is dark and shiny,

and it's in great condition.

Uncle, what's on your head then?

My own hair, of course.

You are too young

to be reliable.

Let's dig in.

Enjoy your meal.

Don't hit me. Don't hit me.

I won't.

It was an accident last time.

Huahua.

Are you getting used to life here recently?

I feel pretty good.

Everyone's been taking care of me.

Did you know?

I've watched your video

at the launch many times.

The kung fu you demonstrated is amazing.

Does it have any connection

with Shaolin Long Fist?

In fact, all the martial arts in the world are interlinked.

For example, our Shi's kung fu.

Our Shi's kung fu

is like a fast-flowing river, endless and everlasting.

It's pretty interesting.

Well, could you teach me?

I've been practicing it since I was a child,

it's a virgin kung fu.

It's not something

you can learn in merely several days.

That's true.

Then, have you been to the downtown area recently?

I was busy recently,

so I haven't gotten a chance.

How about this?

It'll be the weekend in two days,

and we can hang out together.

I can show you around.

It's great.

But I might not be available on weekends.

I have to work overtime.

It's fine.

I'll tell my brother,

he won't say no.

Zhifei,

although Feiran's business

seems to be booming recently,

in fact, the little turnover it makes

is just a morning's worth of ups and downs

for the company's stock.

Uncle,

let's drop this topic

because it's too boring.

How about we talk about something else?

Grandpa, do you know that

Huahua's martial art

is not just for display,

but real kung fu?

Do you know?

Last time

I sneaked up behind her like this

to spook her a little bit.

I only tapped her lightly

and she almost slammed me to the ground.

Huahua,

how about you demonstrate it to all of us?

Show it to us.

It's pretty simple.

Just put your hand here,

Yes, like this.

and then

use your strength like this.

No.

Sorry, I'm sorry, Uncle.

My apology. My apology.

L-let me do it myself.

It's fine. It's fine. Let me wipe it for you.

Let me...

I'm sorry, Uncle.

I didn't mean to.

Dad, it's getting late.

We should head back.

Zhi'ang.

Grandpa, see you.

Thank you, sir.

We're here.

Mr. Zhou, thank you for sending me home.

This is where you live?

Why is it so shabby?

Is it?

I think it's fine.

Shi Huahua.

When Grandpa asked you to live in a better place,

why didn't you go?

Wouldn't it be better

to live more comfortably?

Master once said that

it's better to teach a man to fish than feed him.

I should start from the beginning

when I engage in the society for my spiritual practice.

Besides, Grandpa Zhou

has already given me the opportunity to work,

I am already very grateful

and dare not ask for more favors.

Shi Huahua,

all you talk about is

words that your master once said.

Do you know that

what your master has taught you is toxic?

If you want to survive in this society,

you have to learn to

accept others' kindness.

Because you'll never know

when your possessions

will all vanish into thin air.

You have to seize every given chance,

for the goddess of fortune will not always be by your side.

Mr. Zhou.

Since ancient times, people who have been able to achieve great feats

not only have extraordinary talents,

but also must have the will of perseverance.

Although I am not doing very well now,

I believe that

through my efforts,

I can gain a firm foothold step by step

and will be able to help more people.

I don't know what to do with you.

Since you refuse to accept it,

I'll leave.

Mr. Zhou,

about your illness yesterday...

I've got a weird disease,

every time I see a great amount of blood,

I will faint,

and I don't remember

what happened during that period.

If I offended you during that time,

I sincerely apologize.

No, no.

We got along pretty well.

You...

Mom.

But

why does such a weird disease exist?

Do we have a way to cure it?

No cure

has been found so far.

Only a few people

know about this matter,

and if I ever find out that you tell...

Mr. Zhou, you can rest assured that

the protection of patients' privacy

is the fundamental rule of being a doctor.

However, I'll definitely find a way

to cure you.

Don't worry about that.

I only ask you to not bring me more trouble.

OK.

See you, Mr. Zhou.

Zhiran, let's rest a bit.

But, Zhifei,

we haven't even played a few rounds yet,

and you are already tired?

I'm worn out.

I need to sit and rest a bit.

Zhiran,

you've improved a lot recently.

Not really,

it's because you haven't exercised for a long time.

It didn't take long for you to get exhausted.

But why did you suddenly want to

invite me to play tennis today?

I've been busy before,

and it's been a while

since we two brothers hung out last time.

True.

You haven't been with me much lately.

Speaking of which,

Zhiran, do you have a girl you've got a crush on recently?

Why do you suddenly want to know about this?

Because you are nearly 20,

it's about time.

I just want to know

which girl is lucky enough

to be favored by my excellent little brother.

None.

I don't have a crush.

[No Smoking]

And Zhifei, why are you worrying about me

when you have never been in a relationship yourself?

I...

I've been focusing on work.

By the way,

I've heard that you are gonna

hang out with Shi Huahua tomorrow?

Yeah.

I want to show her around the city

since she's not familiar with the environment.

Zhiran,

why did you mess with her?

She's a bane.

I don't think so.

I found her nice.

You have too little social experience

to judge people accurately.

She's practically a savage.

Zhifei, you've gone too far in saying that about her.

I think she's endearing.

She's smart, beautiful, outgoing, and energetic,

not like any girl I've seen.

You cannot be mesmerized by her.

What if I say I have feelings for her?

You don't have a fever.

I can be your matchmaker

for any kind of girl you are into.

How come you're into someone like her?

Zhifei, are you jealous?

How's that possible?

I just worried that

you may fall into her palm.

As your big brother, I have been trapped

in the abyss of suffering and couldn't escape her.

Don't follow my lead.

Do you hear me?

Fine, fine, stop it.

[No Smoking]

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

How about another ten balls?

Do you need me to go easy on you?

Let's play, who's afraid of you?

Lemme tell you,

I didn't play seriously,

and I will definitely not do that again.

Stop your nonsense and start the game.

I wish you happy forever, Zhiran.

Shi Huahua?

Zhifei, why are you still regarding me as an outsider?

You should call me sister-in-law now.

Zhiran.

H-how come you're marrying Shi Huahua?

Because we are truly in love with each other.

H-how can you two fall in love?

We have been deeply attracted to each other

since our very first date.

At that time, we decided to

commit to each other for life

and never be apart.

Yeah.

I still remember

everything happened that day.

Zhifei,

from now on,

we are a happy loving family.

We'll live in harmony and be happy.

Don't you agree, my sweetie?

Huahua, I'll never part with you.

No, it's time for medicine again.

Hold this, I'll get the medicine.

Here, honey, take your medicine.

Take your medicine.

Take your medicine.

Take your medicine.

Take your medicine.

Take your medicine.

Take your medicine.

No!

No!

No,

I can't let that happen.

Hello, Chi.

We have a very important matter scheduled for tomorrow.

[Love]

[Honey Peach Blossom: Combos]

[Honey Peach Blossom]

Mr. Zhou, the target has arrived.

Target B has not shown up.

Keep watching and stay hidden.

Roger.

But Mr. Zhou,

[Honey Peach Blossom]

I wonder

why are we monitoring

Miss Shi and Zhiran's date?

I'm worried that Zhiran might be in danger.

Mr. Zhou, you are not jealous of your younger brother, are you?

Of course not.

I'm afraid that Shi Huahua might hurt Zhiran.

Fine.

If you have to say so,

Mr. Zhou,

[Honey Peach Blossom][Must-order Combos]

why are you so far away from me?

[Honey Peach Blossom]

Chi.

It's because

I'm too dazzling in the crowd,

there's no way for me to follow them too closely.

But you are different.

Your greatest strength

is your non-existent sense of presence.

No one is more suitable than you in tailing.

Mr. Zhou, thank you for your appreciation.

Mr. Zhou.

The target has appeared. The target has appeared.

[Love]

Huahua, you came.

Sorry for the wait.

No, no.

Let's go.

Chi, follow them.

Nice.

It's done?

It's done.

Lemme see.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Mine doesn't taste good.

Lemme try yours.

Delicious.

You like it?

No, no.

If Huahua drinks it,

they kiss indirectly.

Mr. Zhou, it surprises me how pure you are.

In that case, you can have them both.

Don't say anything.

A moral person never takes what someone else likes.

Let's go over there.

Let's go.

Charge.

Mr. Zhou, drive steady. Mr. Zhou.

What about you...

It's so high.

[Submarine Rescue Team]

How about we play that?

It's too high, isn't it?

[Submarine Rescue Team]

Fine.

Boss, do you want to eat?

Don't copy me.

[Scan the QR code for massage]

What's going on here?

How do you eat this?

Just use a fork.

Watch me. Just push it down like this.

See?

How about that?

Put it on your side. You should eat more.

I'm having a good time. What about you?

I'm happy.

Do you know that

this is my first time riding a merry-go-round?

How come?

When you were little,

your parents

never took you here for a ride?

My parents passed away

when I was less than 1 year old.

The other kids

were accompanied by their parents,

since I was not,

it was natural for me to stop wanting to come when I grew up.

I'm sorry, Zhiran.

I didn't know.

It's fine.

Besides, Huahua, you came with me today.

I'm quite happy. How about you?

Me too.

Thank you, Zhiran.

I feel really relaxed

being with you.

That's good.

Don't you feel relaxed

being with my brother?

Of course not.

It's not that I'm complaining, Zhiran,

but why are you two biological brothers

as different as night and day?

How can a young lad as sunny and cheerful as you

have a brother

like Mr. Zhou,

who wears a long face all day

like he's full of hate and bitterness?

Shi Huahua,

I don't want what you think,

I want what I think.

Shi Huahua,

why is my water temperature only 35ยฐC?

I asked it to be 35.6ยฐC.

Shi Huahua,

do you know how expensive my suit is?

It's something you are not able to afford to wear for a lifetime.

Shi Huahua, don't doubt and don't ask,

just do what I said.

All in all,

he makes you a bundle of nerves

every day.

You did a pretty good impression of him.

Did I?

I can't stand it. I can't stand it.

What are they talking about?

Mr. Zhou, I can't hear anything.

Well, Huahua, what kind of boy is your type?

Well, I've never thought about that.

So you're not into my brother?

How could I? Of course not.

Then I'm relieved.

It's nothing.

Mr. Zhou.

When are we gonna catch up with them?

Huahua, let's go to the next ride.

OK.

Well, how about we go there?

Sure.

Let's go.

They're not done yet? They have such good stamina.

What are you smiling about?

Because

I quite like this kind of job.

Well...

Greetings.

Greetings.

Huahua, you've never played an escape room before, right?

Hello, two please.

OK, please go inside.

Thank you.

Let's go.

[Twins Effect Escape Room]

Hello.

Is there any space available in the group

with those two who just went in?

Yes.

Mr. Zhou, you even know about this kind of stuff?

How professional.

Just a piece of cake. Let's roll.

Chi.

Mr. Zhou, you've finished changing.

Remember,

don't ever call me Mr. Zhou when we get in.

Or we'll get busted.

OK, Mr. Zhou.

Hello, everyone, I'm Shi Huahua.

Gathering by fate,

we are all comrades of one team.

We must work together

and share weal and woe.

Good luck.

Two fellow brothers of mine, let's try our best.

Fellow brother, are you not feeling well?

Huahua, it's about to begin.

Don't be afraid and take care. Go for it.

Huahua.

I heard that this escape room is scary.

Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.

Everyone, follow me.

Go, go. Hurry.

It's fine. It's fine.

It's just a game, don't take it seriously.

[is the responsibility of every individual]

[The survival of a nation]

[is the responsibility of every individual]

[The survival of a nation]

Zhou, save me!

[Restroom: Chen Ming]

[Classroom: Wang Yingxue]

Let him go.

[Civilized Class. Floating Red Flag.]

What a couple of lovebirds in distress.

But I curse all those who love each other.

[We'll have a meeting today.]

Today, you two

will be trapped in the underworld with me forever.

Fine. We will cooperate with you,

but you have to let him go.

It has to wait until you,

a couple in the human world, finish your posthumous marriage.

[We'll have a meeting today.]

Why are we wearing ancient Chinese outfits

but are in a classroom?

The ancient Chinese area is under renovation.

[Olympic]

[Math]

Who among you are lovers?

We are.

Not so fast.

[Students on duty after class.]

They are not lovers.

W-we are lovers.

We are.

Who in the world are lovers?

It's us.

It's us.

We are.

Come on, let's hurry up.

People are waiting outside.

Who in the world are the lovers?

[We'll have a meeting today.]

I said it's me.

It's us.

Tell me

why you like the bride.

[We'll have a meeting today.]

Let me go first.

I found her lovable, lively,

and

she's not like any other girls.

I have feelings for her,

so I want to give her the best.

What about you?

She's barbarous, rude and unreasonable.

But,

her presence

has changed my life

and brought color to my life.

I-I don't understand

what kind of feeling this is,

but I just want

to be close to her all the time.

To... to be close to her.

You are the true lovers.

Come here, bride.

[We'll have a meeting today.]

You, move.

Come here, groom.

Together you two, firstly, bow to Heaven and Earth;

secondly, bow to your parents;

[Olympic]

[Math]

now bow to each other.

[Olympic]

Remove the red veil.

[Olympic]

[Math]

[We'll have a meeting today.]

Success.

See? I told you we can make it.

[Wanted]

Yeah.

And that boy just inside is so interesting.

I didn't expect to get married

in an escape room.

Yeah.

What he did is truly unexpected.

Are you hungry? How about we get something to eat?

I'm not hungry,

but I'm a bit tired.

I never thought that going out to play

was more tiring than my practice.

Then lemme send you home.

It's fine, I can go back by myself.

By the way,

now I am very familiar with

the city's underground routes,

so trust me, I will be OK.

[Dead or Alive]

Then take care.

Bye.

Bye.

Zhifei, are you still not coming out?

Zhifei.

Thank you for your effort in following us a whole day.

When did you know I was following you?

From the beginning.

Why didn't you say anything?

Because I found it quite funny seeing you like this,

I couldn't help but trick you a bit.

Besides, I saw you have a great time

with Chi.

[Dead or Alive]

[Wanted]

You little brat.

Enough. Enough.

So, Zhifei, why were you following us?

I was worried about your safety.

Look at Shi Huahua,

if you hadn't stopped her in time,

she might have fought the NPC

in a game of escape room.

What if she hurts you?

Fine. Fine.

But it's illegal

to secretly follow your brother, Zhifei.

Besides, I've grown up.

[Dead or Alive]

[Wanted]

Fine, it's wrong to care about you, right?

Since you've grown up, you don't need your big brother anymore.

How could I do that?

No matter how old I am, I'm still your younger brother.

I'm hungry, treat me to dinner.

What do you wanna eat?

Anything's fine.

[Dead or Alive]

[Wanted]

Zhou. Zhou.

Where are you?

And who are you four?

You are not participating in the next game, are you?

[JLWang]

[JLWang]

Huahua, I have my eyes on you.

[JLWang]

Mr. Zhou.

Shi Huahua, what are you here for?

Lunch.

I'll have lunch at the cafeteria.

Why do you bring it to the office?

For the sake of your safety,

I think it's better to eat here.

Besides, I need to make sure

you are fine after eating it.

Did you poison it?

Why would I do that, Mr. Zhou?

What are you doing?

I'm genuine about treating you.

Open them and you'll know.

Come.

I have consulted ancient medical tomes.

There's no specific medicine

to treat your blood phobia,

so I can only fight poison with poison

and start by exercising your ability to adapt.

So let's begin our adapting process

with pig blood and duck blood.

See? You didn't faint,

which is a good start.

I told you not to mention this ever again.

Well, even if it's not for curing your disease,

you still have to eat food, right?

I never eat any part of an animal above the neck

and below the knee,

viscera included.

This is blood, which totally fulfills your requirements.

No way.

If Grandpa Zhou sees your not having your meal,

he will probably be sad.

Mr. Zhou, are you all right?

Shut up.

What did Shi Huahua

feed you this time?

I don't want to mention it.

Xiaoxiao, can you do me a favor?

Aren't you good at buying people off?

Can you do that to her

and tell her to stop messing with me, okay?

Or

just let her be a normal person.

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