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Brock, what are you doing?
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Getting ready for surgery.
What's it look like?
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You're operating on my sister.
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And my fiancée.
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You're drunk.
You could kill her.
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It's the only way
to stop my hands from shaking.
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I need to drink.
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For Anna.
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What about our baby?
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Our baby?
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Brock! Oh, my god! Brock, are you okay?
Brock, speak to me.
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Oh, my god!
I think he's really hurt.
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Cut!
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That was scary. I thought for a second
you were really...
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Then you're going to be the only one
in the world who did.
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This is ridiculous.
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That was great, Evan.
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No, it wasn't. It was crap.
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The fans are going to love it.
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The fans are crap. I'm crap.
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This whole damn show is crap!
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Sorry, not your fault.
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Where are you going?
My apartment's on the West Side.
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Excuse me, you need
to go the other way.
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Hey, did you hear what I said?
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What the hell's going
on here? What do you want?
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House: An autographed
picture would be nice.
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Oh, and I'm also going
to save your life.
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You might want to think about
repositioning the crosswalk.
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It's technically not a violation,
but the closer they are to the entrance,
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the more likely
they are to be used.
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Makes sense.
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Listen, I actually wasn't
expecting you until next month.
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Yeah, that's the problem with planned
visits, administrators plan for them.
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The most recent New Jersey
hospital accreditation requirements.
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Yeah, I'm familiar with...
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Who is that?
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I have no idea.
Shall we get started?
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Just let me go. I won't press charges.
I'll forget the whole thing.
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That's probably true,
seeing as how you have a brain tumor.
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You're that nut-job doctor
that keeps calling my publicist.
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Actually, I'm the nut-job
head of diagnostic medicine.
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I run every day. I don't get headaches.
I'm fine. So, if you don't mind...
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Actually, I do mind.
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I don't care if you die,
but if Brock sterling dies,
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Anna never finds out
he's the father of Marie's baby.
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Help!
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Help!
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We're gonna need
a wheelchair here!
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Look, in the last month,
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your average line reading has slowed
from 2.1 seconds to 2.9.
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You're pausing more,
always at the same interval,
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every seven to nine words,
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which means you're having trouble
reading one side of the teleprompter,
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which means a peripheral
vision problem,
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which means a tumor
in your occipital lobe.
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Just one test. If there's nothing wrong,
I'll take you right back home.
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Make it cab fare. I don't want you
anywhere near my house.
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Just put it in my spot.
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The accreditation board
is here to protect us and our patients.
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So, in dealing with
the onsite inspector,
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please behave as if it wasn't also an
enormous pain in the ass. Thank you.
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Chase, foreman, Cameron,
up here, please.
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Why is house driving a limo?
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- Don't know.
- Don't have to know.
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Don't care.
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Cuddy: Wrong. Until this inspection
is over you're back on house-watch.
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Current case. Past cases.
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He doesn't have a current case.
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I have a whole department.
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And are you going
to fire us if we don't?
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I was just asking for your help.
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The last time I checked the er, you had
the best-kept charts in the building.
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Last time I checked the 4th-floor
janitor's closet,
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I found house's charts.
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He hasn't filed anything
since you left.
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Now, house may not care
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whether this hospital's accreditation
gets downgraded,
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but the people who sign my paychecks do.
So, I repeat: Current. Past.
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He doesn't have a current case.
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Did he tell you about the limo?
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So, I just press this button
every time I see a light?
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Tells me where
your blind spots are.
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So, the twins,
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they're going to turn out
to be yours, aren't they?
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I told you, I can't
talk about that stuff.
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But you want to be
done with this, right?
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One's mine, one's Julio's.
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I knew it!
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Julio knocked her up before her appendix
burst. You got her after.
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How can you watch that stuff?
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Because it's awesome.
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It's preposterous, not one real moment
since I've been on the show.
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As opposed to shows that represent the
world exactly the way it is, like...
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Can't think of any.
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What's going on?
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Hospital is being inspected, and cuddy
dispatched you to keep an eye on me.
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I just parked a town car
in an ambulance bay,
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and instead of ripping me one,
cuddy acted like she didn't know me.
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It's either an inspection
or an aneurysm.
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What's the test say?
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As I suspected,
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you have significant losses in the upper
right quadrant of your visual field.
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Are you serious?
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No, it's a joke.
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Two guys go into a bar,
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and one has significant losses in the
upper right quadrant
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of his visual field.
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The other one says you're
going to need an mri
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to confirm the type
and location of the tumor.
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That readout says
his vision's fine.
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House: No, it doesn't.
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Yes, it does.
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You lied to me?
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I kidnapped you, and you're surprised
that I lied to you?
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It just means that the symptoms
are intermittent.
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You come near me again,
I'm calling the police.
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You kidnapped him?
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It's sweet that I haven't lost
the ability to surprise you.
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Are you mocking me?
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My back. My back is killing me.
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Don't care. Busy.
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Amber's damn mattress.
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Well, that sucks.
Don't buy a new one.
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Are you being sarcastic?
Because we are buying one.
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She's incapable of doing
anything that matters
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without turning it
into a zero-sum game.
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We're buying a mattress. For us.
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Wow, I'm faster
than you right now.
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It's all about her and whatever hapless
salesman wanders into her sights.
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She's going to lie, steal and trade your
testes to get whatever she wants.
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Hold on. Just got to do something before
he dials the second "one."
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You're going to end up
humiliated, holding her purse
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and going home to sleep
on a new mattress you hate.
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What the hell are you doing?
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He needs a mri.
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Give me one-millimeter slices
from the cortex down.
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Any particular reason you
decided to sedate a patient
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for a procedure that's
completely painless?
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Guy has a history of violent outbursts
during surgical procedures.
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Yeah, on TV.
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It's Evan greer. He's the main stud
on house's soap.
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Frontal cortex
looks clean. No tumors.
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Increase the magnification
on the occipital lobe.
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You watch because you
like or because I like?
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I was unemployed. I...
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Sorry, that's not an answer,
that's an apology.
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If we are ever to come out of the
darkness, we have to be proud...
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Occipital, frontal and temporal
lobes are clean, so is the optic nerve.
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Definitely no tumors.
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He's fine?
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And awake.
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What should we tell him?
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See if you can talk
him out of suing me.
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He kidnapped me! He drugged me!
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Perhaps you should
go out the back way.
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I'm not going anywhere
you people tell me to go.
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It's just someone of your
fame... I figured fans...
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You're trying to hide me.
You don't want me making a scene.
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The hospital is being
inspected today.
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And you want me
to do you a favor?
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Not us, our Dean of medicine.
And house hates her.
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You'd be doing house
a favor by complaining.
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This hospital is staffed
with lunatics and criminals.
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Excuse me, where is Dr. Cuddy?
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It's my foot.
What did he do to me?
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What did house do?
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Nothing. I was with
him the whole time.
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It's numb. I can't feel it.
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I can't walk.
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Foot numbness has
a huge differential.
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That gets a lot narrower when you add
in peripheral-vision problems.
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Which gets a lot wider when there's no
proof he ever had a vision problem.
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Kutner: So house was wrong
about the first symptom,
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but the guy just
happened to develop
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a second, unrelated symptom
a few hours later?
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He already kidnapped
and sedated the guy against his will.
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Makes sense he'd also do something to
numb his foot so he couldn't leave.
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But it doesn't make sense to include
a symptom that he caused
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in a differential he's
so desperate to solve.
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Unless he didn't
mean to cause it.
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Stick to the filing, sweetheart.
Let the doctors do the doctoring.
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Either toxins
or vitamin deficiency...
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I'm guessing, when
you drugged him,
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you didn't catch him
and ease him to the floor.
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He could've pinched a nerve
in his ankle when he fell.
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You need to run an emg test
for motor nerve entrapment
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or the inspector
will own your ass.
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Kutner, leave the room,
wait 30 minutes,
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come back and tell her
the test was negative.
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Is it okay if I use that
time to do the test?
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Get out of here.
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And the rest of them can
help me with all this stuff.
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They're busy, which
is really annoying,
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because I wanted to be able
to say that they're busy
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for no other reason
than to screw with you.
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Research.
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So the nut job was right?
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Usually is.
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He said I was dying.
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He's wrong a lot, too.
That's why we do these tests.
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Bet it's cool, you know,
being the star of a hit TV show?
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It's a daytime soap. It pretty much puts
me one step above dinner theater.
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Come on, you're on TV every day.
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And who cares what the critics
think? Women love soaps.
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You get to take pride in your job,
feel good when you go home at night.
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You're entertaining people.
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I don't care.
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Then you've made
a strange career choice.
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Look, I'm pandering.
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I want to be part of something
that inspires people.
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So, quit. Find something
inspiring and do it.
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It's not that easy.
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Why not?
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Just isn't.
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It's my heart, doctor.
It's racing.
217
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I'm sure it's nothing.
You're a healthy woman, Marie.
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Marie: Shouldn't you examine me?
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Brock: Why don't you
have rico do it?
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You can't tell me
you didn't notice that pause.
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Sorry.
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She's never waking up.
223
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This is a whole new
experience in super hi-def.
224
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I had no idea Marie
wore an undewvire.
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It does sound a little forced.
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00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,187
Could be stiffening in his tongue,
which is a symptom of myxedema.
227
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:55,233
It's not the tongue. It's the dialogue.
I think I dated that nurse, though.
228
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,366
What about the way he's
holding that stethoscope?
229
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:05,077
The thumb and forefinger
are meeting at an odd angle.
230
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,788
Could be a demyelination
from toxic exposure.
231
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,122
Back it up.
232
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,042
What's this, the av club?
233
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,836
It's diagnostic.
Everything's under control.
234
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:19,007
Yeah, excellent job
so far. House, outside.
235
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,844
Keep watching.
236
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,139
You'll never guess
what rico's got in that box.
237
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,850
Marie: Rico doesn't
even know I'm alive.
238
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,854
You have an obsession with an actor or
the character he plays. I feel for you.
239
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,357
You need to work it out.
But I need you to do it
240
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,194
when the hospital's accreditation,
and my job, are not on the line.
241
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,323
You want the star of the hottest daytime
drama on TV to die in your hospital?
242
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:47,202
No, I want you to cure him without
committing any more felonies.
243
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,330
I can't do my job if you're going
to tie my hands like that.
244
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,832
Fifty-one weeks out of the year,
245
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:55,836
I let you run around
like a monkey in a banana factory.
246
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,880
All I'm asking is
that you tone it down for a few days.
247
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,426
I want that TV.
248
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,760
We're not bargaining.
249
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,430
You want something. Either you're
bargaining or you're begging.
250
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,348
Me keeping my job
is good for you.
251
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,642
Yes, but it's better for you.
252
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,145
I just want us to
be equally happy.
253
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:17,024
Emg was negative for nerve entrapment.
Means the foot's a real symptom.
254
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,734
It could be vitamin deficiency.
255
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,278
- Or a toxin.
- Or atherosclerosis.
256
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,446
Or a toxin.
257
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,156
Why is toxin a better idea?
258
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,407
Might not be.
259
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,802
We'll know after I'm finished searching
his set and dressing room
260
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,746
for medically relevant stuff.
261
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,123
Got to go. Need a decision.
262
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,167
You're not going to
cut your own throat.
263
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,294
Yeah, that sounds like me.
264
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:42,007
Test for heavy metals, organics, bio
toxins, and search the home.
265
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,139
I liked the pillow-top.
266
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,265
I like this one.
267
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,145
Great taste. That model's
top-of-the-line.
268
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,270
How much is it?
269
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,898
$1,999. It's a great price.
270
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,984
- And what about...
- That's too rich for us.
271
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,112
I don't know. You think...
272
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,366
Honey, we can't afford that,
not with a baby on the way.
273
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,994
Congratulations. Your first?
274
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,495
Yes.
275
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,624
How about I knock 100 bucks off,
maybe throw in free delivery.
276
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,584
Money's really tight right now.
277
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,212
I'm a law clerk, and my husband
just got laid off.
278
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,256
He has an interview today.
Wish him luck.
279
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,592
Good luck.
280
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,885
Fingers crossed.
281
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:31,181
We might be able
to afford $1,500.
282
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,225
I'd have to check
with my manager.
283
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,893
Thanks. I appreciate it.
284
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,689
Hold this, would you?
285
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,153
911 from work. I better go.
286
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:50,033
So, am I getting the hard mattress or do
I have to go to my job interview?
287
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,203
Whatever mattress you
want. I'm fine either way.
288
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,622
You... really?
289
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,375
Really. Just as long as
I get to help you break it in.
290
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,728
Pack your manhood on ice,
maybe the hospital can re-attach it.
291
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,273
You were so wrong.
She's letting me choose.
292
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,817
"You choose" does
not mean you choose.
293
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,694
Really? It sounded like
"you choose."
294
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,157
I suppose it's possible she
meant "house is so, so wrong."
295
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:35,829
It's a trap. It means, "if you love me,
you'll buy the one I want."
296
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,998
Amber doesn't do
passive-aggressive.
297
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:41,793
People who do aggressive
don't like to limit themselves.
298
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,046
Could a leaky space heater
cause vision problems and numbness?
299
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,008
He'd have gotten better at
the hospital. It's not a trap.
300
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,510
Did I hear a question Mark
at the end of that sentence?
301
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,054
Wilson: House, look. She's...
302
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,306
Got to go.
303
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,143
Manager says
I can do that price.
304
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,481
The gin bottles
are all gifts from fans.
305
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,735
Brock sterling drinks on the show,
but Evan doesn't drink at all.
306
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,447
He's on this whole health kick
right now. Fruits, nuts...
307
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,283
Did you take those
from his dressing room?
308
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,287
You're not going to
marry Brock, are you?
309
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,498
We've been waiting four years for him
to make it official with Anna.
310
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,084
Are you really a doctor?
311
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,129
Glioblastoma. Need more proof?
312
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,091
So, no toxins on the set.
What about his regular life?
313
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,677
Unusual hobbies?
Unsavory friends?
314
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:36,097
No, I've been out with him.
He's as vanilla as they come.
315
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,557
And by "out" you mean...
316
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,768
Well, I asked him on
a date last month.
317
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,687
We went out a few times,
but we weren't right for each other.
318
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,522
Too small or too large?
319
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,401
Is that medically relevant?
320
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,112
I'm a doctor, and it's
relevant to me, so, yes.
321
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,490
We never got that far.
322
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,952
We made out awhile, then
he said he should go home.
323
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,788
He's a real gentleman.
324
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,211
Now, that'd be interesting.
325
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,048
He's impotent.
326
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,388
A steady diet of sunflower seeds
causes a b6 toxicity,
327
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,267
which causes autonomic dysregulation,
which causes a wood-free existence.
328
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,602
One bad night and a couple
of sunflower seeds
329
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,312
and he's got autonomic
dysregulation?
330
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,522
It's more than just one.
331
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,442
He can't even remember the last time he
was able to salute. It's cool, huh?
332
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,862
B6 wouldn't show up on a tox screen, and
we didn't find anything at the house.
333
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,448
So, all we have to do is filter the b6
out of his blood.
334
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,117
Prep him for plasmapheresis.
335
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:40,161
Just because he didn't salute
doesn't mean he can't.
336
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,540
Can you find out where
that voice keeps coming from
337
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,041
and tell it to get
out of my head?
338
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,927
The impotence could be psychological.
He's depressed, hates his job...
339
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,421
Plasmapheresis has risks.
340
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,483
He should spend a night in the sleep
lab, see if he gets a reflex erection.
341
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,343
Confirmation is for wimps
and altar boys.
342
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,639
We don't need
to wait for a reflex.
343
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:04,060
If he can't get engorged the way god
intended, then he can't get engorged.
344
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,563
I'm not showing him my boobs.
345
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,816
Lack of response to your
chest tells us nothing.
346
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,985
Thirteen, show him...
347
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,149
Where can I find a decent
set of knockers around here?
348
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,574
Your porn's in
the second drawer.
349
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:27,542
All set. Heart monitor, blood-pressure
monitor, and the one on his junk.
350
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,379
This is humiliating.
351
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,566
We 're going to close the blinds to give
you some privacy.
352
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,259
The instruments will let us
monitor your response.
353
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,221
I don't get this guy. He has the coolest
gig ever, but he's miserable about it.
354
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,033
Probably figures quitting
won't do him any good.
355
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,600
Figures he'd be
unhappy anywhere.
356
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,325
Our circumstances
affect whether we're...
357
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,354
You're pretty happy
in this job, right?
358
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,480
Sure.
359
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,899
Have you ever had a job
where you were miserable?
360
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,651
I once sold men's fragrances
in a department store.
361
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,653
And were you miserable?
362
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,072
The pay was awful.
363
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,282
It was a miserable job,
but you weren't miserable.
364
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,037
So, what about you?
Are you happy?
365
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,663
Not particularly.
366
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,375
Heart rate and BP are climbing.
367
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,752
Got some activity on the tumescence
monitor, as well.
368
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,506
There's nothing wrong with his
naughty. It's not b6 toxicity.
369
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,970
Did he just finish?
370
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:25,058
Sometimes when you haven't,
you know, for a while...
371
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,979
His heart rate is through
the roof. 220 and climbing.
372
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,108
He's headed for cardiac arrest.
373
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,284
We shocked his heart back
into sinus rhythm.
374
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,953
He's stable, at least for now.
375
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,955
Could be some sort of
atypical septic reaction.
376
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,456
Not without a fever.
377
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,375
Thus the word "atypical."
378
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,794
In that case, it could
be an atypical bunion.
379
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:53,753
He used to smoke.
380
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,478
Could be paraneoplastic syndrome caused
by small-cell lung cancer.
381
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,758
He quit 20 years ago, and his calcium
levels are normal.
382
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,009
Could be graves' disease.
383
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,071
Extreme hyperthyroidism
leads to systemic problems,
384
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,098
including numbness, vision loss
and cardiac arrest.
385
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,476
You want to be here.
386
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,562
I have to be here.
387
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,689
Just say the word.
I'll fire thirteen.
388
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,316
Cameron: Just sign the forms.
389
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,818
Smart move. I was bluffing.
390
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:21,448
She's right. We should fry the
thyroid before it fries him.
391
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:26,494
I know it's more exciting this way,
but shouldn't we confirm you're right
392
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,581
before destroying one of the most
important glands in his body?
393
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,625
If that gland has drawn a bull's-eye
on his heart, then, no.
394
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,544
Nuking his thyroid puts him at risk
395
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,213
for vascular lesions
and all kinds of cancer.
396
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,424
Protocol says we should
do an iodine uptake test.
397
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,843
We?
398
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,304
Anyone else want
to run a useless test
399
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,765
while Brock's thyroid plots
its next lethal move?
400
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,145
It was rhetorical.
401
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,689
You were sure about
bg toxicity, too.
402
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,149
House is right.
403
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,780
Seriously? I mean, I am,
but you think so?
404
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,951
If he goes into full-on
thyroid storm, he'll die.
405
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,788
We got to nuke his thyroid.
406
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,378
Hang up the phone.
407
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,023
Why? If we're going
to nuke his thyroid...
408
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,342
We're not nuking the guy's thyroid
without proof that it's graves'.
409
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,010
Do the iodine uptake test.
410
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:26,137
- If house finds out...
- When house finds out...
411
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,514
We'll have the test results.
412
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:30,767
And we'll either do his
procedure or we won't.
413
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,490
What are you doing here?
414
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,950
Just grabbing a snack.
415
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,744
You keep food in the morgue?
416
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,038
If I keep it in the lounge,
everyone else eats it.
417
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:55,208
That's because it's
everyone else's food.
418
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:59,170
I thought it was just
everyone else's bags.
419
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,006
The accreditation board
will light us on fire for this.
420
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,467
They're not going to find out.
421
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,873
Unless, of course, Conway planned on
inspecting the morgue
422
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,180
in, say, two minutes.
423
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,975
Is that why you're here?
424
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,227
You're going to get me fired
over a sandwich?
425
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:18,606
No, over a TV. And you're not going to
get fired because you're going to fold.
426
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,191
No, I won't.
427
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,611
But you're going to push it,
so we need a safe word,
428
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:27,407
so you can signal
your unconditional surrender.
429
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:32,161
Call me "sweet sauce."
Dr. House. I don't think we've met.
430
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,581
Dr. Jamie Conway.
I've heard your name.
431
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:37,000
Most people have.
It's also a noun.
432
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:43,756
I sometimes come down here to relax,
unwind, maybe grab a...
433
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,341
Sweet sauce.
434
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,595
It's a nickname.
435
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,971
An ironic nickname.
436
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,560
Wow, it is almost 2:00.
Aren't you supposed to be...
437
00:23:56,519 --> 00:24:00,189
Oh, yeah. Yeah, 'cause those
sick blind kids
438
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,858
aren't going
to read to themselves.
439
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,027
See you.
440
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:17,165
I recommend skipping c26. Floater, been
in the river at least a week.
441
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,542
- Thanks for the warning.
- Any time.
442
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:33,306
Doesn't the doctors' lounge
have that same TV?
443
00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:37,685
No, they've got a 12-inch exactly like
the one that used to be in here.
444
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,521
Your files are done.
445
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,816
I'll be doing a dance of joy just as
soon as my leg is healed.
446
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,318
Can you tilt that down?
447
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,778
I know the papenlvork
annoys you,
448
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:50,239
but patient records are important.
You can't just let them sit there.
449
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,034
I had to, in the
name of science.
450
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,952
I let the crap pile up,
451
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,581
then I see which team member
is most self-flagellating.
452
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,167
Breaks down, clears up the mess.
453
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,629
Surprise was, it turned
out to be you again.
454
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,883
You weren't even
registered as a competitor.
455
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,636
- You miss me.
- You miss me.
456
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,554
You hired thirteen to replace...
457
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,349
Yeah, all pretty
girls are fungible.
458
00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:18,142
You're avoiding.
459
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:23,815
I miss the job. I miss running around
playing private investigator.
460
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,110
I miss the puzzles.
461
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,363
Seriously, I'll fire thirteen.
462
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,866
Or kutner, if you
think thirteen is hot.
463
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:36,994
I don't miss you.
464
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,334
Evan: That iodine left
a really weird aftertaste.
465
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,379
That's the tracer in it. We'll have the
images in a couple minutes.
466
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,966
You must do okay
with women, huh?
467
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,801
I already asked him that.
468
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:53,969
And?
469
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,747
It's not all it's
cracked up to be.
470
00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:58,182
He feels unfulfilled.
471
00:25:58,433 --> 00:25:59,433
I doubt it.
472
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,310
I'm lying?
473
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,021
I used to be a plastic surgeon.
474
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,191
I'd talk about my work
as shallow and meaningless.
475
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:14,240
Truth is, I loved every
boob job, every tummy tuck.
476
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,952
Meaning doesn't mean that much.
477
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,580
But you're not a plastic
surgeon anymore.
478
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,916
It's complicated.
479
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,251
Are you happier?
480
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,546
It's complicated.
481
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,839
His thyroid looks normal.
482
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,384
So, that's good news, right?
483
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,636
Everything look
too bright to you?
484
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:36,846
It could be the monitor.
485
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,187
It's not the monitor.
It's the iodine.
486
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,357
It's everywhere.
His body's not filtering it.
487
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,776
His kidneys are failing.
488
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,365
I told you to nuke his thyroid.
489
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:59,619
It's a good thing we didn't.
Kidney failure means it wasn't graves'.
490
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:03,748
So, your test screwed me
and our patient's kidneys.
491
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,392
You practically poisoned
him with iodine.
492
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:08,169
Which he could have handled easily
if his kidneys were healthy.
493
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,172
All we did was reveal a new symptom.
Usually you're all for that.
494
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,841
It must be the rancid tinge
of betrayal that's put me off.
495
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:14,966
You were wrong.
496
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:16,844
So, tell me to my face.
497
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,556
You've never hesitated before.
The board's turning you into a coward.
498
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,517
I did it because it was
the right thing to do.
499
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,922
You did it to pass
an inspection.
500
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,645
Does it matter?
501
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,855
Kidney failure on top of the other
symptoms
502
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,524
points to an autoimmune condition,
503
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:32,902
which means that any
of his other organs could be next.
504
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:37,740
We've already started dialysis. We need
to run Ana's for autoimmune.
505
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:42,078
You're right. You and the team
go measure the ceilings.
506
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,329
Excuse me?
507
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,998
Accreditation board
guidelines state that
508
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:49,085
no object can be less than
18 inches from the ceiling.
509
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,410
Make sure we're in compliance.
510
00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,439
There's nothing in our office
that would be less...
511
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,091
I don't mean us.
I mean the whole hospital.
512
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,767
Let's see how this baby handles.
513
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:20,992
- What?
- You bought the firm mattress.
514
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,453
I thought that's
the one you wanted.
515
00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:26,038
It was.
516
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,082
Why would you do that?
517
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,208
Because...
518
00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,337
Is this a trick question?
519
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,714
I left it up to you.
520
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,092
You were supposed to get
the one you wanted.
521
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,929
I got the one you wanted
because I love you.
522
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,062
You did it because
that's what you do.
523
00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,332
With all your ex-wives,
you did whatever they wanted
524
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:55,192
because it was easier,
and you ended up resenting them.
525
00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:58,195
Don't you dare do that to me.
526
00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,157
What, take care of you?
527
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,076
Have you met me?
528
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,579
I can take care of me.
529
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,165
I need you to take care of you.
530
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,460
I have work to do.
531
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:21,886
You made it to page eight.
532
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,474
"Mysterious hospital
visit for soap doc."
533
00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:29,852
Wow, I'll be sure to
send my mom a copy.
534
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,775
They told me I have
an autoimmune disease,
535
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,736
like lupus or sarcoidosis.
536
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,615
That's what we're
here to find out.
537
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:48,829
You really as good as everyone seems
to think you are?
538
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:52,833
Are you really as miserable as everyone
seems to think you are?
539
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,796
I just want to do
something that matters.
540
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,841
Nothing matters.
541
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:05,930
We're all just cockroaches,
wildebeests dying on the riverbank.
542
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,392
Nothing we do has
any lasting meaning.
543
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,602
And you think I'm miserable?
544
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:14,814
If you're unhappy on
the plane, jump out of it.
545
00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,399
I want to,
546
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:19,860
but I can't.
547
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:25,032
That's the problem with metaphors.
They need interpretation.
548
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,661
Jumping out of the
plane is stupid.
549
00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:30,955
But what if I'm not in a plane?
550
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:35,501
What if I'm just in a place
I don't want to be?
551
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,797
That's the other
problem with metaphors.
552
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,008
Yes, what if you're actually
in an ice cream truck,
553
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,593
and outside are candy
and flowers and virgins?
554
00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:48,931
You're on a plane.
We're all on planes.
555
00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:54,478
Life is dangerous and complicated,
and it's a long way down.
556
00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,607
So, you're afraid to change?
557
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,236
No, you're afraid to change.
558
00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:07,241
You'd rather imagine that you can
escape, instead of actually try,
559
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:11,370
because if you fail,
you've got nothing.
560
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:15,624
So, you'll give up the
chance at something real,
561
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,543
so that you can hold on to hope.
562
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:21,881
Thing is, hope is for sissies.
563
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:28,471
When I get out of here, I'm not going to
be afraid anymore.
564
00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:33,059
I mean, how many guys
get a second chance?
565
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:38,064
Too many. Half the people
I save don't deserve a second chance.
566
00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:41,567
Now that I've got mine,
I'm going to set things right.
567
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:47,656
I'm going to start by being a better
father to you and to your sister.
568
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:51,202
- And to your other sister.
- And to your other sister.
569
00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:55,247
You realize you're reciting
lines from last season?
570
00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,167
We're going to do all
the things I promised.
571
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,046
Just help me get
out of this bed.
572
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:11,931
Cooling blankets in here. This guy's
brain is about to boil.
573
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:16,393
Do you know where you are?
What's your name?
574
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,521
Dr. Brock sterling.
575
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:27,154
Thirteen: Fever rules out autoimmune.
He's septic.
576
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,298
He's got a massive infection.
577
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,217
Kutner: We've got him on
broad-spectrum antibiotics,
578
00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:32,618
but he's slipped from
delirium into a coma.
579
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:36,497
Good news is last time Brock
was in a coma, he fathered two children.
580
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:40,126
We need to identify the infection and
get him on more targeted meds fast.
581
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:42,437
What about pneumococcus?
Causes heart problems and sepsis.
582
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,107
But not the neuropathies in his foot
and eyes. What about tetanus? It fits.
583
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,716
He got a tetanus booster
last year. Lyme disease?
584
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,122
He would have
been sore all over.
585
00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:50,946
There's a thousand infections
that could have caused this.
586
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:54,473
We can start testing, but
he'll be dead before the cultures grow.
587
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,602
Unless it's a fungus. We could see that
under a microscope.
588
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:02,481
Test for fungi, parasites,
all creatures great and small.
589
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:06,527
- Where are you going?
- To lie down. I need to think.
590
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:15,244
Could be rat bite fever,
but his glands aren't swollen.
591
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,999
Which one are you going to get?
592
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:22,376
She told me to
get the one I want.
593
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,544
So get it.
594
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:29,508
Listeria explains the sepsis,
possibly also the heart problem.
595
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,093
But not the numbness.
596
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,762
If the listeria
caused encephalomyelitis,
597
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,723
which then
caused the numbness...
598
00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,893
I want a waterbed.
599
00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,108
Wow.
600
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:50,404
I've always wanted one.
I know it's ridiculous, it's just
601
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:54,450
there's something nice about the thought
of being rocked to sleep in water.
602
00:33:57,494 --> 00:34:00,956
No mocking? No freudian analysis
of how the waterbed
603
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,418
is really a great big vagina
I want to crawl into?
604
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,338
I'm ignoring you
because you make me sad.
605
00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:10,549
He's on ampicillin,
which means if it was listeria,
606
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:12,027
he would've shown
some improvement.
607
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:16,388
No, it's a whole thing. You need special
sheets and insurance and...
608
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,934
Who cares? You wanted
one your whole life.
609
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:23,229
You're a grown-up. You can afford it.
Stores sell them.
610
00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:26,023
Most adults don't go through
life like you do, house,
611
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,900
indulging our every whim.
612
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:30,027
Then you don't
deserve to be happy.
613
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,196
And yet I am. You?
614
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,455
Amber will think it's stupid.
615
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,126
It is stupid.
616
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:53,259
Live the dream, Wilson.
617
00:34:56,595 --> 00:35:00,474
It's not an infection.
It's an allergy.
618
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,726
That's why it's not
responding to antibiotics.
619
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,353
This isn't a soap opera, house.
620
00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:07,231
People don't just wake up from comas
the second you give them drugs.
621
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:10,484
Especially if we give them the wrong
drugs. What do the tests say?
622
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,963
It was negative for fungus and
parasites, but that doesn't mean...
623
00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:15,006
The more infections we rule out,
the more likely it is
624
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,110
that it's not an infection.
625
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:19,243
He has no history of allergies
or asthma. Most importantly,
626
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:22,204
none of his symptoms remotely
resemble an allergic reaction.
627
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,623
Allergens could trigger
an allergic vasculitis.
628
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,108
- That would explain the symptoms.
- One in a million times.
629
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,128
Septic infection always
explains his symptoms.
630
00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:32,047
But an infection is never
resistant to every antibiotic.
631
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:33,525
No, an infection
is rarely resistant.
632
00:35:33,549 --> 00:35:36,343
And allergy never responds
to antibiotics.
633
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,846
"Never" beats "rarely." Qed, I win.
634
00:35:38,971 --> 00:35:40,811
There were chrysanthemums
in his dressing room.
635
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:43,350
My god, why didn't you say
he'd been exposed to plant life?
636
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:47,229
Chrysanthemums contain pyrethrin.
It's a neurotoxin and a known allergen.
637
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:50,858
He has an infection.
If we give him steroids, we'll kill him.
638
00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:53,378
He has an allergy. If we don't give him
steroids, we'll kill him.
639
00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:54,403
Not as fast.
640
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:55,738
Fast enough.
641
00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:58,008
You don't have time for the rest of
the tests. We have to do something.
642
00:35:58,032 --> 00:36:00,326
And what we're doing
right now isn't working.
643
00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:06,290
Hundred milligrams
methylprednisolone.
644
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:07,833
Patients' names?
645
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,376
It's one patient.
646
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,213
You want to give one patient 100
milligrams? That'll jump-start a car.
647
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:16,383
Perfect, my patient's
a '69 Ford coma.
648
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:19,053
Anything over 50 milligrams,
I need a sign-off from Dr. Cuddy.
649
00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:21,263
It's protocol,
and the inspector's here.
650
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:24,767
I am 99% certain
that she'll consent.
651
00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,436
But for the sake of the
1%, why don't I just...
652
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:29,605
You're not allowed back here.
653
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:32,191
Well, tell the inspector
he can put it on my tab.
654
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,281
I didn't mean now.
655
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,796
100 milligrams of methylprednisolone
is an overdose.
656
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:55,381
We were wrong
about the infection.
657
00:36:55,506 --> 00:36:57,800
He's suffering from
a severe allergic reaction.
658
00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,177
The team hasn't finished
the test for allergy.
659
00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:03,222
- His symptoms don't...
- In rare cases...
660
00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:06,266
Trust me, at the end
of this conversation, I'm right.
661
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,727
Then confirm it.
Get a blood test.
662
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,398
What is it about this severe
and deepening coma
663
00:37:12,523 --> 00:37:14,042
that makes you think
we've got time for protocol?
664
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,835
Protocol has saved your
patient from having his
665
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,487
thyroid destroyed
and his blood drained.
666
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:23,742
If you think I'm wrong, tell me I'm
wrong. Don't talk about protocol.
667
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:30,666
My job's on the line.
Your job is on the line.
668
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,421
Okay, here's what you do.
669
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:39,758
You wait three minutes,
then you call security.
670
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:43,137
By the time they get in here
to lock me up, I'll be done.
671
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:46,306
He gets to live. Your ass
gets to be covered.
672
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:57,192
If he dies, let me know,
so I can pack my things.
673
00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:52,247
Tests are negative. Patient's negative
for all floral allergies.
674
00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:58,754
I'm going to restart
the antibiotics.
675
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,133
If he's still alive.
676
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,062
Ampicillin, two grams, iv.
677
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:20,192
Why? The steroids worked.
House was right.
678
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,318
The test was negative.
679
00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:22,778
Foreman: He was still right.
680
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,572
It was an allergy.
681
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,865
To what?
682
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,035
Thank you.
683
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,707
I was wrong.
684
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,419
You should have stopped me.
685
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,927
Heard about house's patient.
Bold move.
686
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,430
And you backed him.
687
00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:51,640
He was right.
688
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:54,977
He wasn't even in
the same neighborhood as right.
689
00:39:55,102 --> 00:39:56,103
The patient's alive.
690
00:39:56,228 --> 00:40:00,023
Okay, the rules exist
because 95% of the time,
691
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,651
for 95% of people,
they're the right thing to do.
692
00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:04,695
And the other 5%?
693
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,405
Have to live by the same rules.
694
00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:09,825
Because everybody thinks
they're in that 5%.
695
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,662
Okay.
696
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,665
I noticed that Dr. Chase...
697
00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:39,938
What are you doing out here?
698
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,859
I can't sleep.
I hate the waterbed.
699
00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:51,074
I actually kind of like it.
700
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,951
No, it's awful.
701
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,955
We're returning it tomorrow.
702
00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,374
Okay.
703
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,471
I'm glad you got it, though.
704
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:14,973
Me, too.
705
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,437
I hope they'll take it back.
706
00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:23,982
They will.
707
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:33,241
Anna: You promised me
you'd stop drinking.
708
00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:36,912
Brock: Of course I'm drunk, Anna.
709
00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:39,247
They told me you'd never
wake up from that coma.
710
00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:42,501
But how could you get
engaged to my sister?
711
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,715
We fell in love.
712
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,761
What do you want from me,
Anna? I'm just a man.
713
00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:55,055
And I'm just a woman.
714
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,474
And as thrilled as I am
about the lady slipper being
715
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,644
the best nightclub
port Lawrence has ever seen...
716
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:18,453
Hello.
717
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:22,457
House: Don't hang up.
What was the verdict?
718
00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:23,959
$200,000 fine.
719
00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:26,795
You should have been fired.
720
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,796
Good night, house.
721
00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,715
There are bubbles in his glass.
722
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,007
Can't this wait until...
723
00:42:31,133 --> 00:42:33,969
My patient.
He's allergic to quinine.
724
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,015
And you got this from bubbles?
725
00:42:39,141 --> 00:42:41,059
His symptoms started
two months ago.
726
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,770
That's also when Brock
started downing gin and tonics
727
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,064
like a brit staving off malaria.
728
00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:49,818
Gin was fake,
the tonic was real.
729
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:53,405
And tonic water
is loaded with quinine.
730
00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,491
Nice job.
731
00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:58,660
You should have been fired.
732
00:42:58,785 --> 00:42:59,995
I'm taking back the TV.
733
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,288
I saved his life.
734
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,497
That wasn't the deal.
735
00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:05,917
The contract clearly stated
no takesie-backsies.
736
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:07,419
Good night, house.
737
00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:09,129
What are you wearing?
738
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:12,382
- Good night, house.
- Good night, cuddy.
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