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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:04,714 Brock, what are you doing? 2 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:07,592 Getting ready for surgery. What's it look like? 3 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,802 You're operating on my sister. 4 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,139 And my fiancée. 5 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,057 You're drunk. You could kill her. 6 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:19,145 It's the only way to stop my hands from shaking. 7 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:20,688 I need to drink. 8 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,191 For Anna. 9 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:26,194 What about our baby? 10 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:28,863 Our baby? 11 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:38,915 Brock! Oh, my god! Brock, are you okay? Brock, speak to me. 12 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,628 Oh, my god! I think he's really hurt. 13 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:44,753 Cut! 14 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,039 That was scary. I thought for a second you were really... 15 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:53,971 Then you're going to be the only one in the world who did. 16 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,474 This is ridiculous. 17 00:00:56,599 --> 00:00:57,599 That was great, Evan. 18 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,763 No, it wasn't. It was crap. 19 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,061 The fans are going to love it. 20 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,854 The fans are crap. I'm crap. 21 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,774 This whole damn show is crap! 22 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,692 Sorry, not your fault. 23 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,894 Where are you going? My apartment's on the West Side. 24 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,689 Excuse me, you need to go the other way. 25 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,858 Hey, did you hear what I said? 26 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,284 What the hell's going on here? What do you want? 27 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,412 House: An autographed picture would be nice. 28 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:04,500 Oh, and I'm also going to save your life. 29 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,794 You might want to think about repositioning the crosswalk. 30 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,839 It's technically not a violation, but the closer they are to the entrance, 31 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,632 the more likely they are to be used. 32 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:54,842 Makes sense. 33 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,595 Listen, I actually wasn't expecting you until next month. 34 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,057 Yeah, that's the problem with planned visits, administrators plan for them. 35 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,895 The most recent New Jersey hospital accreditation requirements. 36 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,688 Yeah, I'm familiar with... 37 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,073 Who is that? 38 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,826 I have no idea. Shall we get started? 39 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:28,417 Just let me go. I won't press charges. I'll forget the whole thing. 40 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,170 That's probably true, seeing as how you have a brain tumor. 41 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:36,050 You're that nut-job doctor that keeps calling my publicist. 42 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,719 Actually, I'm the nut-job head of diagnostic medicine. 43 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:42,932 I run every day. I don't get headaches. I'm fine. So, if you don't mind... 44 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,600 Actually, I do mind. 45 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,354 I don't care if you die, but if Brock sterling dies, 46 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,941 Anna never finds out he's the father of Marie's baby. 47 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,317 Help! 48 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,735 Help! 49 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:57,947 We're gonna need a wheelchair here! 50 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,449 Look, in the last month, 51 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:04,620 your average line reading has slowed from 2.1 seconds to 2.9. 52 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,705 You're pausing more, always at the same interval, 53 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,416 every seven to nine words, 54 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:11,341 which means you're having trouble reading one side of the teleprompter, 55 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,687 which means a peripheral vision problem, 56 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,881 which means a tumor in your occipital lobe. 57 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:21,429 Just one test. If there's nothing wrong, I'll take you right back home. 58 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:30,938 Make it cab fare. I don't want you anywhere near my house. 59 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,986 Just put it in my spot. 60 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,948 The accreditation board is here to protect us and our patients. 61 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:43,576 So, in dealing with the onsite inspector, 62 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:48,372 please behave as if it wasn't also an enormous pain in the ass. Thank you. 63 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,375 Chase, foreman, Cameron, up here, please. 64 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,047 Why is house driving a limo? 65 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:59,175 - Don't know. - Don't have to know. 66 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,926 Don't care. 67 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,888 Cuddy: Wrong. Until this inspection is over you're back on house-watch. 68 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,389 Current case. Past cases. 69 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,348 He doesn't have a current case. 70 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,641 I have a whole department. 71 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,560 And are you going to fire us if we don't? 72 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,646 I was just asking for your help. 73 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:20,654 The last time I checked the er, you had the best-kept charts in the building. 74 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:23,240 Last time I checked the 4th-floor janitor's closet, 75 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,700 I found house's charts. 76 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,660 He hasn't filed anything since you left. 77 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:27,912 Now, house may not care 78 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:30,056 whether this hospital's accreditation gets downgraded, 79 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,084 but the people who sign my paychecks do. So, I repeat: Current. Past. 80 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,711 He doesn't have a current case. 81 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,172 Did he tell you about the limo? 82 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:41,800 So, I just press this button every time I see a light? 83 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,844 Tells me where your blind spots are. 84 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,515 So, the twins, 85 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,868 they're going to turn out to be yours, aren't they? 86 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,645 I told you, I can't talk about that stuff. 87 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,773 But you want to be done with this, right? 88 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,944 One's mine, one's Julio's. 89 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,154 I knew it! 90 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:06,742 Julio knocked her up before her appendix burst. You got her after. 91 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,370 How can you watch that stuff? 92 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:10,788 Because it's awesome. 93 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:14,667 It's preposterous, not one real moment since I've been on the show. 94 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:19,088 As opposed to shows that represent the world exactly the way it is, like... 95 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,090 Can't think of any. 96 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:22,758 What's going on? 97 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:27,638 Hospital is being inspected, and cuddy dispatched you to keep an eye on me. 98 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,849 I just parked a town car in an ambulance bay, 99 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:34,395 and instead of ripping me one, cuddy acted like she didn't know me. 100 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,814 It's either an inspection or an aneurysm. 101 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:37,939 What's the test say? 102 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,858 As I suspected, 103 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:44,196 you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field. 104 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,321 Are you serious? 105 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:46,615 No, it's a joke. 106 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,325 Two guys go into a bar, 107 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,637 and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant 108 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:51,495 of his visual field. 109 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,831 The other one says you're going to need an mri 110 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:56,000 to confirm the type and location of the tumor. 111 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,085 That readout says his vision's fine. 112 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,086 House: No, it doesn't. 113 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,462 Yes, it does. 114 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,673 You lied to me? 115 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:06,135 I kidnapped you, and you're surprised that I lied to you? 116 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,638 It just means that the symptoms are intermittent. 117 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,349 You come near me again, I'm calling the police. 118 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,227 You kidnapped him? 119 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,564 It's sweet that I haven't lost the ability to surprise you. 120 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,324 Are you mocking me? 121 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:30,117 My back. My back is killing me. 122 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,368 Don't care. Busy. 123 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,828 Amber's damn mattress. 124 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,623 Well, that sucks. Don't buy a new one. 125 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,667 Are you being sarcastic? Because we are buying one. 126 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,628 She's incapable of doing anything that matters 127 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:43,422 without turning it into a zero-sum game. 128 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,507 We're buying a mattress. For us. 129 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,177 Wow, I'm faster than you right now. 130 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:57,394 It's all about her and whatever hapless salesman wanders into her sights. 131 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:02,441 She's going to lie, steal and trade your testes to get whatever she wants. 132 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:07,905 Hold on. Just got to do something before he dials the second "one." 133 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:14,870 You're going to end up humiliated, holding her purse 134 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:18,707 and going home to sleep on a new mattress you hate. 135 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,417 What the hell are you doing? 136 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,752 He needs a mri. 137 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:26,882 Give me one-millimeter slices from the cortex down. 138 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,928 Any particular reason you decided to sedate a patient 139 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,888 for a procedure that's completely painless? 140 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,600 Guy has a history of violent outbursts during surgical procedures. 141 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,143 Yeah, on TV. 142 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,106 It's Evan greer. He's the main stud on house's soap. 143 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,566 Frontal cortex looks clean. No tumors. 144 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,820 Increase the magnification on the occipital lobe. 145 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:51,115 You watch because you like or because I like? 146 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:53,075 I was unemployed. I... 147 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,787 Sorry, that's not an answer, that's an apology. 148 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,349 If we are ever to come out of the darkness, we have to be proud... 149 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:02,751 Occipital, frontal and temporal lobes are clean, so is the optic nerve. 150 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,837 Definitely no tumors. 151 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,673 He's fine? 152 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,425 And awake. 153 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,262 What should we tell him? 154 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,932 See if you can talk him out of suing me. 155 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,646 He kidnapped me! He drugged me! 156 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,440 Perhaps you should go out the back way. 157 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,443 I'm not going anywhere you people tell me to go. 158 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:31,363 It's just someone of your fame... I figured fans... 159 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,616 You're trying to hide me. You don't want me making a scene. 160 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,493 The hospital is being inspected today. 161 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,203 And you want me to do you a favor? 162 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,457 Not us, our Dean of medicine. And house hates her. 163 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,917 You'd be doing house a favor by complaining. 164 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,508 This hospital is staffed with lunatics and criminals. 165 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,635 Excuse me, where is Dr. Cuddy? 166 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,347 It's my foot. What did he do to me? 167 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:58,348 What did house do? 168 00:09:58,474 --> 00:10:00,142 Nothing. I was with him the whole time. 169 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,060 It's numb. I can't feel it. 170 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,150 I can't walk. 171 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,784 Foot numbness has a huge differential. 172 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:21,538 That gets a lot narrower when you add in peripheral-vision problems. 173 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:25,334 Which gets a lot wider when there's no proof he ever had a vision problem. 174 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,103 Kutner: So house was wrong about the first symptom, 175 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,670 but the guy just happened to develop 176 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,881 a second, unrelated symptom a few hours later? 177 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,675 He already kidnapped and sedated the guy against his will. 178 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,929 Makes sense he'd also do something to numb his foot so he couldn't leave. 179 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,890 But it doesn't make sense to include a symptom that he caused 180 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,392 in a differential he's so desperate to solve. 181 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,130 Unless he didn't mean to cause it. 182 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,898 Stick to the filing, sweetheart. Let the doctors do the doctoring. 183 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,608 Either toxins or vitamin deficiency... 184 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,960 I'm guessing, when you drugged him, 185 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,903 you didn't catch him and ease him to the floor. 186 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,256 He could've pinched a nerve in his ankle when he fell. 187 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,783 You need to run an emg test for motor nerve entrapment 188 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,410 or the inspector will own your ass. 189 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,540 Kutner, leave the room, wait 30 minutes, 190 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,351 come back and tell her the test was negative. 191 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,877 Is it okay if I use that time to do the test? 192 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,587 Get out of here. 193 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,090 And the rest of them can help me with all this stuff. 194 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,592 They're busy, which is really annoying, 195 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,757 because I wanted to be able to say that they're busy 196 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,930 for no other reason than to screw with you. 197 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,723 Research. 198 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,019 So the nut job was right? 199 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,188 Usually is. 200 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,275 He said I was dying. 201 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,113 He's wrong a lot, too. That's why we do these tests. 202 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,700 Bet it's cool, you know, being the star of a hit TV show? 203 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:44,079 It's a daytime soap. It pretty much puts me one step above dinner theater. 204 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,914 Come on, you're on TV every day. 205 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,084 And who cares what the critics think? Women love soaps. 206 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:53,922 You get to take pride in your job, feel good when you go home at night. 207 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,966 You're entertaining people. 208 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,092 I don't care. 209 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,553 Then you've made a strange career choice. 210 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,555 Look, I'm pandering. 211 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,142 I want to be part of something that inspires people. 212 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:09,062 So, quit. Find something inspiring and do it. 213 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,439 It's not that easy. 214 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,565 Why not? 215 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,986 Just isn't. 216 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,702 It's my heart, doctor. It's racing. 217 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,705 I'm sure it's nothing. You're a healthy woman, Marie. 218 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,207 Marie: Shouldn't you examine me? 219 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,044 Brock: Why don't you have rico do it? 220 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,963 You can't tell me you didn't notice that pause. 221 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:36,673 Sorry. 222 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,800 She's never waking up. 223 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,262 This is a whole new experience in super hi-def. 224 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,890 I had no idea Marie wore an undewvire. 225 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,017 It does sound a little forced. 226 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,187 Could be stiffening in his tongue, which is a symptom of myxedema. 227 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:55,233 It's not the tongue. It's the dialogue. I think I dated that nurse, though. 228 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,366 What about the way he's holding that stethoscope? 229 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:05,077 The thumb and forefinger are meeting at an odd angle. 230 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,788 Could be a demyelination from toxic exposure. 231 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,122 Back it up. 232 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,042 What's this, the av club? 233 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,836 It's diagnostic. Everything's under control. 234 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:19,007 Yeah, excellent job so far. House, outside. 235 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,844 Keep watching. 236 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,139 You'll never guess what rico's got in that box. 237 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,850 Marie: Rico doesn't even know I'm alive. 238 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,854 You have an obsession with an actor or the character he plays. I feel for you. 239 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,357 You need to work it out. But I need you to do it 240 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,194 when the hospital's accreditation, and my job, are not on the line. 241 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,323 You want the star of the hottest daytime drama on TV to die in your hospital? 242 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:47,202 No, I want you to cure him without committing any more felonies. 243 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,330 I can't do my job if you're going to tie my hands like that. 244 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,832 Fifty-one weeks out of the year, 245 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:55,836 I let you run around like a monkey in a banana factory. 246 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,880 All I'm asking is that you tone it down for a few days. 247 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,426 I want that TV. 248 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,760 We're not bargaining. 249 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,430 You want something. Either you're bargaining or you're begging. 250 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,348 Me keeping my job is good for you. 251 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,642 Yes, but it's better for you. 252 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,145 I just want us to be equally happy. 253 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:17,024 Emg was negative for nerve entrapment. Means the foot's a real symptom. 254 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,734 It could be vitamin deficiency. 255 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,278 - Or a toxin. - Or atherosclerosis. 256 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,446 Or a toxin. 257 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,156 Why is toxin a better idea? 258 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,407 Might not be. 259 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,802 We'll know after I'm finished searching his set and dressing room 260 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,746 for medically relevant stuff. 261 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,123 Got to go. Need a decision. 262 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,167 You're not going to cut your own throat. 263 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,294 Yeah, that sounds like me. 264 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:42,007 Test for heavy metals, organics, bio toxins, and search the home. 265 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,139 I liked the pillow-top. 266 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,265 I like this one. 267 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,145 Great taste. That model's top-of-the-line. 268 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,270 How much is it? 269 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,898 $1,999. It's a great price. 270 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,984 - And what about... - That's too rich for us. 271 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,112 I don't know. You think... 272 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,366 Honey, we can't afford that, not with a baby on the way. 273 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,994 Congratulations. Your first? 274 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,495 Yes. 275 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,624 How about I knock 100 bucks off, maybe throw in free delivery. 276 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,584 Money's really tight right now. 277 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,212 I'm a law clerk, and my husband just got laid off. 278 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,256 He has an interview today. Wish him luck. 279 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,592 Good luck. 280 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,885 Fingers crossed. 281 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:31,181 We might be able to afford $1,500. 282 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,225 I'd have to check with my manager. 283 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,893 Thanks. I appreciate it. 284 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,689 Hold this, would you? 285 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,153 911 from work. I better go. 286 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:50,033 So, am I getting the hard mattress or do I have to go to my job interview? 287 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,203 Whatever mattress you want. I'm fine either way. 288 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,622 You... really? 289 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,375 Really. Just as long as I get to help you break it in. 290 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,728 Pack your manhood on ice, maybe the hospital can re-attach it. 291 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,273 You were so wrong. She's letting me choose. 292 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,817 "You choose" does not mean you choose. 293 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,694 Really? It sounded like "you choose." 294 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,157 I suppose it's possible she meant "house is so, so wrong." 295 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:35,829 It's a trap. It means, "if you love me, you'll buy the one I want." 296 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,998 Amber doesn't do passive-aggressive. 297 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:41,793 People who do aggressive don't like to limit themselves. 298 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,046 Could a leaky space heater cause vision problems and numbness? 299 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,008 He'd have gotten better at the hospital. It's not a trap. 300 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,510 Did I hear a question Mark at the end of that sentence? 301 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,054 Wilson: House, look. She's... 302 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,306 Got to go. 303 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,143 Manager says I can do that price. 304 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,481 The gin bottles are all gifts from fans. 305 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,735 Brock sterling drinks on the show, but Evan doesn't drink at all. 306 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,447 He's on this whole health kick right now. Fruits, nuts... 307 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,283 Did you take those from his dressing room? 308 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,287 You're not going to marry Brock, are you? 309 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:20,498 We've been waiting four years for him to make it official with Anna. 310 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,084 Are you really a doctor? 311 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,129 Glioblastoma. Need more proof? 312 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,091 So, no toxins on the set. What about his regular life? 313 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,677 Unusual hobbies? Unsavory friends? 314 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:36,097 No, I've been out with him. He's as vanilla as they come. 315 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,557 And by "out" you mean... 316 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,768 Well, I asked him on a date last month. 317 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,687 We went out a few times, but we weren't right for each other. 318 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,522 Too small or too large? 319 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,401 Is that medically relevant? 320 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,112 I'm a doctor, and it's relevant to me, so, yes. 321 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,490 We never got that far. 322 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,952 We made out awhile, then he said he should go home. 323 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,788 He's a real gentleman. 324 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,211 Now, that'd be interesting. 325 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,048 He's impotent. 326 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,388 A steady diet of sunflower seeds causes a b6 toxicity, 327 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,267 which causes autonomic dysregulation, which causes a wood-free existence. 328 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,602 One bad night and a couple of sunflower seeds 329 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,312 and he's got autonomic dysregulation? 330 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,522 It's more than just one. 331 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,442 He can't even remember the last time he was able to salute. It's cool, huh? 332 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,862 B6 wouldn't show up on a tox screen, and we didn't find anything at the house. 333 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,448 So, all we have to do is filter the b6 out of his blood. 334 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,117 Prep him for plasmapheresis. 335 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:40,161 Just because he didn't salute doesn't mean he can't. 336 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,540 Can you find out where that voice keeps coming from 337 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,041 and tell it to get out of my head? 338 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,927 The impotence could be psychological. He's depressed, hates his job... 339 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,421 Plasmapheresis has risks. 340 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,483 He should spend a night in the sleep lab, see if he gets a reflex erection. 341 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,343 Confirmation is for wimps and altar boys. 342 00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,639 We don't need to wait for a reflex. 343 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:04,060 If he can't get engorged the way god intended, then he can't get engorged. 344 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,563 I'm not showing him my boobs. 345 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,816 Lack of response to your chest tells us nothing. 346 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,985 Thirteen, show him... 347 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,149 Where can I find a decent set of knockers around here? 348 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,574 Your porn's in the second drawer. 349 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:27,542 All set. Heart monitor, blood-pressure monitor, and the one on his junk. 350 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,379 This is humiliating. 351 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,566 We 're going to close the blinds to give you some privacy. 352 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,259 The instruments will let us monitor your response. 353 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,221 I don't get this guy. He has the coolest gig ever, but he's miserable about it. 354 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,033 Probably figures quitting won't do him any good. 355 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,600 Figures he'd be unhappy anywhere. 356 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,325 Our circumstances affect whether we're... 357 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,354 You're pretty happy in this job, right? 358 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,480 Sure. 359 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,899 Have you ever had a job where you were miserable? 360 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,651 I once sold men's fragrances in a department store. 361 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,653 And were you miserable? 362 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,072 The pay was awful. 363 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,282 It was a miserable job, but you weren't miserable. 364 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,037 So, what about you? Are you happy? 365 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,663 Not particularly. 366 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,375 Heart rate and BP are climbing. 367 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,752 Got some activity on the tumescence monitor, as well. 368 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,506 There's nothing wrong with his naughty. It's not b6 toxicity. 369 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,970 Did he just finish? 370 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:25,058 Sometimes when you haven't, you know, for a while... 371 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,979 His heart rate is through the roof. 220 and climbing. 372 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,108 He's headed for cardiac arrest. 373 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,284 We shocked his heart back into sinus rhythm. 374 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,953 He's stable, at least for now. 375 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,955 Could be some sort of atypical septic reaction. 376 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,456 Not without a fever. 377 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,375 Thus the word "atypical." 378 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,794 In that case, it could be an atypical bunion. 379 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:53,753 He used to smoke. 380 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,478 Could be paraneoplastic syndrome caused by small-cell lung cancer. 381 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,758 He quit 20 years ago, and his calcium levels are normal. 382 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,009 Could be graves' disease. 383 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,071 Extreme hyperthyroidism leads to systemic problems, 384 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,098 including numbness, vision loss and cardiac arrest. 385 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,476 You want to be here. 386 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,562 I have to be here. 387 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,689 Just say the word. I'll fire thirteen. 388 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,316 Cameron: Just sign the forms. 389 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,818 Smart move. I was bluffing. 390 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:21,448 She's right. We should fry the thyroid before it fries him. 391 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:26,494 I know it's more exciting this way, but shouldn't we confirm you're right 392 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,581 before destroying one of the most important glands in his body? 393 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,625 If that gland has drawn a bull's-eye on his heart, then, no. 394 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,544 Nuking his thyroid puts him at risk 395 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,213 for vascular lesions and all kinds of cancer. 396 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,424 Protocol says we should do an iodine uptake test. 397 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,843 We? 398 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,304 Anyone else want to run a useless test 399 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,765 while Brock's thyroid plots its next lethal move? 400 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,145 It was rhetorical. 401 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,689 You were sure about bg toxicity, too. 402 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,149 House is right. 403 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,780 Seriously? I mean, I am, but you think so? 404 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,951 If he goes into full-on thyroid storm, he'll die. 405 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,788 We got to nuke his thyroid. 406 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,378 Hang up the phone. 407 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,023 Why? If we're going to nuke his thyroid... 408 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,342 We're not nuking the guy's thyroid without proof that it's graves'. 409 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,010 Do the iodine uptake test. 410 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:26,137 - If house finds out... - When house finds out... 411 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,514 We'll have the test results. 412 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:30,767 And we'll either do his procedure or we won't. 413 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,490 What are you doing here? 414 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,950 Just grabbing a snack. 415 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,744 You keep food in the morgue? 416 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,038 If I keep it in the lounge, everyone else eats it. 417 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:55,208 That's because it's everyone else's food. 418 00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:59,170 I thought it was just everyone else's bags. 419 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,006 The accreditation board will light us on fire for this. 420 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,467 They're not going to find out. 421 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,873 Unless, of course, Conway planned on inspecting the morgue 422 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,180 in, say, two minutes. 423 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,975 Is that why you're here? 424 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,227 You're going to get me fired over a sandwich? 425 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:18,606 No, over a TV. And you're not going to get fired because you're going to fold. 426 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,191 No, I won't. 427 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,611 But you're going to push it, so we need a safe word, 428 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:27,407 so you can signal your unconditional surrender. 429 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:32,161 Call me "sweet sauce." Dr. House. I don't think we've met. 430 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,581 Dr. Jamie Conway. I've heard your name. 431 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:37,000 Most people have. It's also a noun. 432 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:43,756 I sometimes come down here to relax, unwind, maybe grab a... 433 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,341 Sweet sauce. 434 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,595 It's a nickname. 435 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,971 An ironic nickname. 436 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,560 Wow, it is almost 2:00. Aren't you supposed to be... 437 00:23:56,519 --> 00:24:00,189 Oh, yeah. Yeah, 'cause those sick blind kids 438 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,858 aren't going to read to themselves. 439 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,027 See you. 440 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:17,165 I recommend skipping c26. Floater, been in the river at least a week. 441 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,542 - Thanks for the warning. - Any time. 442 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:33,306 Doesn't the doctors' lounge have that same TV? 443 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:37,685 No, they've got a 12-inch exactly like the one that used to be in here. 444 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,521 Your files are done. 445 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,816 I'll be doing a dance of joy just as soon as my leg is healed. 446 00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,318 Can you tilt that down? 447 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,778 I know the papenlvork annoys you, 448 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:50,239 but patient records are important. You can't just let them sit there. 449 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,034 I had to, in the name of science. 450 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,952 I let the crap pile up, 451 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,581 then I see which team member is most self-flagellating. 452 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,167 Breaks down, clears up the mess. 453 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,629 Surprise was, it turned out to be you again. 454 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,883 You weren't even registered as a competitor. 455 00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,636 - You miss me. - You miss me. 456 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,554 You hired thirteen to replace... 457 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,349 Yeah, all pretty girls are fungible. 458 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:18,142 You're avoiding. 459 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:23,815 I miss the job. I miss running around playing private investigator. 460 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,110 I miss the puzzles. 461 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,363 Seriously, I'll fire thirteen. 462 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,866 Or kutner, if you think thirteen is hot. 463 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:36,994 I don't miss you. 464 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,334 Evan: That iodine left a really weird aftertaste. 465 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,379 That's the tracer in it. We'll have the images in a couple minutes. 466 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,966 You must do okay with women, huh? 467 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,801 I already asked him that. 468 00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:53,969 And? 469 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,747 It's not all it's cracked up to be. 470 00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:58,182 He feels unfulfilled. 471 00:25:58,433 --> 00:25:59,433 I doubt it. 472 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,310 I'm lying? 473 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,021 I used to be a plastic surgeon. 474 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,191 I'd talk about my work as shallow and meaningless. 475 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:14,240 Truth is, I loved every boob job, every tummy tuck. 476 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,952 Meaning doesn't mean that much. 477 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,580 But you're not a plastic surgeon anymore. 478 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,916 It's complicated. 479 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,251 Are you happier? 480 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,546 It's complicated. 481 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,839 His thyroid looks normal. 482 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,384 So, that's good news, right? 483 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,636 Everything look too bright to you? 484 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:36,846 It could be the monitor. 485 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,187 It's not the monitor. It's the iodine. 486 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,357 It's everywhere. His body's not filtering it. 487 00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,776 His kidneys are failing. 488 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,365 I told you to nuke his thyroid. 489 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:59,619 It's a good thing we didn't. Kidney failure means it wasn't graves'. 490 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:03,748 So, your test screwed me and our patient's kidneys. 491 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,392 You practically poisoned him with iodine. 492 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:08,169 Which he could have handled easily if his kidneys were healthy. 493 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,172 All we did was reveal a new symptom. Usually you're all for that. 494 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,841 It must be the rancid tinge of betrayal that's put me off. 495 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:14,966 You were wrong. 496 00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:16,844 So, tell me to my face. 497 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,556 You've never hesitated before. The board's turning you into a coward. 498 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,517 I did it because it was the right thing to do. 499 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,922 You did it to pass an inspection. 500 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,645 Does it matter? 501 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,855 Kidney failure on top of the other symptoms 502 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,524 points to an autoimmune condition, 503 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:32,902 which means that any of his other organs could be next. 504 00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:37,740 We've already started dialysis. We need to run Ana's for autoimmune. 505 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:42,078 You're right. You and the team go measure the ceilings. 506 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,329 Excuse me? 507 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,998 Accreditation board guidelines state that 508 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:49,085 no object can be less than 18 inches from the ceiling. 509 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,410 Make sure we're in compliance. 510 00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,439 There's nothing in our office that would be less... 511 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,091 I don't mean us. I mean the whole hospital. 512 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,767 Let's see how this baby handles. 513 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:20,992 - What? - You bought the firm mattress. 514 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,453 I thought that's the one you wanted. 515 00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:26,038 It was. 516 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,082 Why would you do that? 517 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,208 Because... 518 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,337 Is this a trick question? 519 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,714 I left it up to you. 520 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,092 You were supposed to get the one you wanted. 521 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,929 I got the one you wanted because I love you. 522 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,062 You did it because that's what you do. 523 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,332 With all your ex-wives, you did whatever they wanted 524 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:55,192 because it was easier, and you ended up resenting them. 525 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:58,195 Don't you dare do that to me. 526 00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,157 What, take care of you? 527 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,076 Have you met me? 528 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,579 I can take care of me. 529 00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,165 I need you to take care of you. 530 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,460 I have work to do. 531 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:21,886 You made it to page eight. 532 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,474 "Mysterious hospital visit for soap doc." 533 00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:29,852 Wow, I'll be sure to send my mom a copy. 534 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,775 They told me I have an autoimmune disease, 535 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,736 like lupus or sarcoidosis. 536 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,615 That's what we're here to find out. 537 00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:48,829 You really as good as everyone seems to think you are? 538 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:52,833 Are you really as miserable as everyone seems to think you are? 539 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,796 I just want to do something that matters. 540 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,841 Nothing matters. 541 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:05,930 We're all just cockroaches, wildebeests dying on the riverbank. 542 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,392 Nothing we do has any lasting meaning. 543 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,602 And you think I'm miserable? 544 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:14,814 If you're unhappy on the plane, jump out of it. 545 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,399 I want to, 546 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:19,860 but I can't. 547 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:25,032 That's the problem with metaphors. They need interpretation. 548 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,661 Jumping out of the plane is stupid. 549 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:30,955 But what if I'm not in a plane? 550 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:35,501 What if I'm just in a place I don't want to be? 551 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,797 That's the other problem with metaphors. 552 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,008 Yes, what if you're actually in an ice cream truck, 553 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,593 and outside are candy and flowers and virgins? 554 00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:48,931 You're on a plane. We're all on planes. 555 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:54,478 Life is dangerous and complicated, and it's a long way down. 556 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,607 So, you're afraid to change? 557 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,236 No, you're afraid to change. 558 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:07,241 You'd rather imagine that you can escape, instead of actually try, 559 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:11,370 because if you fail, you've got nothing. 560 00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:15,624 So, you'll give up the chance at something real, 561 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,543 so that you can hold on to hope. 562 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:21,881 Thing is, hope is for sissies. 563 00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:28,471 When I get out of here, I'm not going to be afraid anymore. 564 00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:33,059 I mean, how many guys get a second chance? 565 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:38,064 Too many. Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance. 566 00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:41,567 Now that I've got mine, I'm going to set things right. 567 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:47,656 I'm going to start by being a better father to you and to your sister. 568 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:51,202 - And to your other sister. - And to your other sister. 569 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:55,247 You realize you're reciting lines from last season? 570 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,167 We're going to do all the things I promised. 571 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,046 Just help me get out of this bed. 572 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:11,931 Cooling blankets in here. This guy's brain is about to boil. 573 00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:16,393 Do you know where you are? What's your name? 574 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,521 Dr. Brock sterling. 575 00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:27,154 Thirteen: Fever rules out autoimmune. He's septic. 576 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,298 He's got a massive infection. 577 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,217 Kutner: We've got him on broad-spectrum antibiotics, 578 00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:32,618 but he's slipped from delirium into a coma. 579 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:36,497 Good news is last time Brock was in a coma, he fathered two children. 580 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:40,126 We need to identify the infection and get him on more targeted meds fast. 581 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:42,437 What about pneumococcus? Causes heart problems and sepsis. 582 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,107 But not the neuropathies in his foot and eyes. What about tetanus? It fits. 583 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,716 He got a tetanus booster last year. Lyme disease? 584 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,122 He would have been sore all over. 585 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:50,946 There's a thousand infections that could have caused this. 586 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:54,473 We can start testing, but he'll be dead before the cultures grow. 587 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,602 Unless it's a fungus. We could see that under a microscope. 588 00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:02,481 Test for fungi, parasites, all creatures great and small. 589 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:06,527 - Where are you going? - To lie down. I need to think. 590 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:15,244 Could be rat bite fever, but his glands aren't swollen. 591 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,999 Which one are you going to get? 592 00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:22,376 She told me to get the one I want. 593 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,544 So get it. 594 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:29,508 Listeria explains the sepsis, possibly also the heart problem. 595 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,093 But not the numbness. 596 00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,762 If the listeria caused encephalomyelitis, 597 00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,723 which then caused the numbness... 598 00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,893 I want a waterbed. 599 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,108 Wow. 600 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:50,404 I've always wanted one. I know it's ridiculous, it's just 601 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:54,450 there's something nice about the thought of being rocked to sleep in water. 602 00:33:57,494 --> 00:34:00,956 No mocking? No freudian analysis of how the waterbed 603 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,418 is really a great big vagina I want to crawl into? 604 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,338 I'm ignoring you because you make me sad. 605 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:10,549 He's on ampicillin, which means if it was listeria, 606 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:12,027 he would've shown some improvement. 607 00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:16,388 No, it's a whole thing. You need special sheets and insurance and... 608 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,934 Who cares? You wanted one your whole life. 609 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:23,229 You're a grown-up. You can afford it. Stores sell them. 610 00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:26,023 Most adults don't go through life like you do, house, 611 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,900 indulging our every whim. 612 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:30,027 Then you don't deserve to be happy. 613 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,196 And yet I am. You? 614 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,455 Amber will think it's stupid. 615 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,126 It is stupid. 616 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:53,259 Live the dream, Wilson. 617 00:34:56,595 --> 00:35:00,474 It's not an infection. It's an allergy. 618 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,726 That's why it's not responding to antibiotics. 619 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,353 This isn't a soap opera, house. 620 00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:07,231 People don't just wake up from comas the second you give them drugs. 621 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:10,484 Especially if we give them the wrong drugs. What do the tests say? 622 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,963 It was negative for fungus and parasites, but that doesn't mean... 623 00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:15,006 The more infections we rule out, the more likely it is 624 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,110 that it's not an infection. 625 00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:19,243 He has no history of allergies or asthma. Most importantly, 626 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:22,204 none of his symptoms remotely resemble an allergic reaction. 627 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,623 Allergens could trigger an allergic vasculitis. 628 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,108 - That would explain the symptoms. - One in a million times. 629 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,128 Septic infection always explains his symptoms. 630 00:35:29,253 --> 00:35:32,047 But an infection is never resistant to every antibiotic. 631 00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:33,525 No, an infection is rarely resistant. 632 00:35:33,549 --> 00:35:36,343 And allergy never responds to antibiotics. 633 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,846 "Never" beats "rarely." Qed, I win. 634 00:35:38,971 --> 00:35:40,811 There were chrysanthemums in his dressing room. 635 00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:43,350 My god, why didn't you say he'd been exposed to plant life? 636 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:47,229 Chrysanthemums contain pyrethrin. It's a neurotoxin and a known allergen. 637 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:50,858 He has an infection. If we give him steroids, we'll kill him. 638 00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:53,378 He has an allergy. If we don't give him steroids, we'll kill him. 639 00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:54,403 Not as fast. 640 00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:55,738 Fast enough. 641 00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:58,008 You don't have time for the rest of the tests. We have to do something. 642 00:35:58,032 --> 00:36:00,326 And what we're doing right now isn't working. 643 00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:06,290 Hundred milligrams methylprednisolone. 644 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:07,833 Patients' names? 645 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,376 It's one patient. 646 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,213 You want to give one patient 100 milligrams? That'll jump-start a car. 647 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:16,383 Perfect, my patient's a '69 Ford coma. 648 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:19,053 Anything over 50 milligrams, I need a sign-off from Dr. Cuddy. 649 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:21,263 It's protocol, and the inspector's here. 650 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:24,767 I am 99% certain that she'll consent. 651 00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,436 But for the sake of the 1%, why don't I just... 652 00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:29,605 You're not allowed back here. 653 00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:32,191 Well, tell the inspector he can put it on my tab. 654 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,281 I didn't mean now. 655 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,796 100 milligrams of methylprednisolone is an overdose. 656 00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:55,381 We were wrong about the infection. 657 00:36:55,506 --> 00:36:57,800 He's suffering from a severe allergic reaction. 658 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,177 The team hasn't finished the test for allergy. 659 00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:03,222 - His symptoms don't... - In rare cases... 660 00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:06,266 Trust me, at the end of this conversation, I'm right. 661 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,727 Then confirm it. Get a blood test. 662 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,398 What is it about this severe and deepening coma 663 00:37:12,523 --> 00:37:14,042 that makes you think we've got time for protocol? 664 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,835 Protocol has saved your patient from having his 665 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,487 thyroid destroyed and his blood drained. 666 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:23,742 If you think I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong. Don't talk about protocol. 667 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:30,666 My job's on the line. Your job is on the line. 668 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,421 Okay, here's what you do. 669 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:39,758 You wait three minutes, then you call security. 670 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:43,137 By the time they get in here to lock me up, I'll be done. 671 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:46,306 He gets to live. Your ass gets to be covered. 672 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:57,192 If he dies, let me know, so I can pack my things. 673 00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:52,247 Tests are negative. Patient's negative for all floral allergies. 674 00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:58,754 I'm going to restart the antibiotics. 675 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,133 If he's still alive. 676 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,062 Ampicillin, two grams, iv. 677 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:20,192 Why? The steroids worked. House was right. 678 00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,318 The test was negative. 679 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:22,778 Foreman: He was still right. 680 00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,572 It was an allergy. 681 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,865 To what? 682 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,035 Thank you. 683 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,707 I was wrong. 684 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,419 You should have stopped me. 685 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,927 Heard about house's patient. Bold move. 686 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,430 And you backed him. 687 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:51,640 He was right. 688 00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:54,977 He wasn't even in the same neighborhood as right. 689 00:39:55,102 --> 00:39:56,103 The patient's alive. 690 00:39:56,228 --> 00:40:00,023 Okay, the rules exist because 95% of the time, 691 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,651 for 95% of people, they're the right thing to do. 692 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:04,695 And the other 5%? 693 00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,405 Have to live by the same rules. 694 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:09,825 Because everybody thinks they're in that 5%. 695 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,662 Okay. 696 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,665 I noticed that Dr. Chase... 697 00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:39,938 What are you doing out here? 698 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,859 I can't sleep. I hate the waterbed. 699 00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:51,074 I actually kind of like it. 700 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,951 No, it's awful. 701 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,955 We're returning it tomorrow. 702 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,374 Okay. 703 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,471 I'm glad you got it, though. 704 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:14,973 Me, too. 705 00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,437 I hope they'll take it back. 706 00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:23,982 They will. 707 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:33,241 Anna: You promised me you'd stop drinking. 708 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:36,912 Brock: Of course I'm drunk, Anna. 709 00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:39,247 They told me you'd never wake up from that coma. 710 00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:42,501 But how could you get engaged to my sister? 711 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,715 We fell in love. 712 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,761 What do you want from me, Anna? I'm just a man. 713 00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:55,055 And I'm just a woman. 714 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,474 And as thrilled as I am about the lady slipper being 715 00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,644 the best nightclub port Lawrence has ever seen... 716 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:18,453 Hello. 717 00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:22,457 House: Don't hang up. What was the verdict? 718 00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:23,959 $200,000 fine. 719 00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:26,795 You should have been fired. 720 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,796 Good night, house. 721 00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,715 There are bubbles in his glass. 722 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,007 Can't this wait until... 723 00:42:31,133 --> 00:42:33,969 My patient. He's allergic to quinine. 724 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,015 And you got this from bubbles? 725 00:42:39,141 --> 00:42:41,059 His symptoms started two months ago. 726 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,770 That's also when Brock started downing gin and tonics 727 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,064 like a brit staving off malaria. 728 00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:49,818 Gin was fake, the tonic was real. 729 00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:53,405 And tonic water is loaded with quinine. 730 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,491 Nice job. 731 00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:58,660 You should have been fired. 732 00:42:58,785 --> 00:42:59,995 I'm taking back the TV. 733 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,288 I saved his life. 734 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,497 That wasn't the deal. 735 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:05,917 The contract clearly stated no takesie-backsies. 736 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:07,419 Good night, house. 737 00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:09,129 What are you wearing? 738 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:12,382 - Good night, house. - Good night, cuddy. 55977

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