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Whoever thought walking in a circle at
two miles an hour would be draining?
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Fresh air, exercise.
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You know, some things
do have their negative sides.
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Our income just got cut in half.
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And we get to spend
twice as much time together.
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More, if you don't leave
before your lunch hour is over.
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Out of my way.
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We have a legal right
to hold you up for 15 seconds.
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Fifteen, fourteen...
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One.
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Eleven, ten...
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Just trying to do my job.
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Hey, relax.
Three more seconds and you can go.
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Are you telling me what to do?
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It's okay.
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Just take a breath.
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Get the hell off me!
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I think it's been 15...
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You okay?
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Woman: Oh, my god. Jeff?
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Woman: Standby.
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Place is a mess.
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Welcome to a world without nurses.
Here, you can start with these.
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House: It's not my fault.
I don't use nurses.
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Cuddy was looking for you,
said she would send you down here.
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I know. That's why I'm here.
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Because cuddy
hasn't found you yet.
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She's going to look everywhere
except the place she wants me to be.
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- Hey.
- I've got an aortic dissection here.
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What's with the idiot?
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Fainting spell
and a recent history of dysgeusia,
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everything tastes like
lemon meringue pie.
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You want to take him?
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Sir!
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Why do you have two
lunches in front of you?
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Been here for two meals.
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- And you're happy with that?
- No.
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I just don't see much
use in complaining.
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Seriously?
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It's a pretty useful tool.
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You complain,
make people miserable.
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Then they do what you want,
to make the misery go away.
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We probably should say something.
Maybe I can call one of the doctors...
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They're doing their best.
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What the hell?
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I'm sure it was an accident.
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Is he Canadian?
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He's a low priority.
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Is that a yes?
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- He's just...
- Happy-
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I've got to stop this,
before it spreads.
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You guys are done.
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Could be a metabolic disorder,
toxic exposure,
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carcinoma of the tongue metastasized
to the brain, epilepsy, m.S.
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Or it could be the flu
and we should all be back in the er.
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No, you're ignoring
the big symptom.
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What if we were looking at both the flu
and decent parenting.
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Okay, you two
are perfectly healthy.
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This guy wasn't pandering.
He wasn't vanilla nice.
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He was nice without any
aspiration of personal gain.
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I'm thinking genetic defect.
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Niceness is a defect?
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Three cavemen see a stranger
running towards them with a spear
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one fights, one flees, one smiles
and invites him over for fondue.
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That last guy didn't last
long enough to procreate.
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And how long has the
patient been suffering?
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At least as long as his wife
has known him, eleven years.
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The chances of him having an undiagnosed
pathology for that long...
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What are you saying?
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Evolution is wrong?
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Where do you think
we are? 21st century america?
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He's saying that
statistics are true, too.
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The world is a bell curve,
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most of us fall within
the standard deviation.
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But there are outliers.
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And if we believe in the existence
of extreme jerkiness,
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which I suspect that we do,
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then we also have to accept the
existence of the opposite extreme.
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You want it to be a symptom,
because then we're supposed to be jerks,
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which means you don't even
have to try to be nice.
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Okay, maybe I am biased.
Let's take a vote.
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Who thinks that niceness
is not a symptom?
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And who thinks that
their vote counts?
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You two, check out his home
for toxins. Taub and 31...
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31?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that
either way was good with you.
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Taub and thirteen, mri for tumors,
eeg for nerve damage
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and test whatever comes out of him
for everything else.
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Chase: Too much axis tilt.
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Don't release until your thumb's
at the bottom of the ball.
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I assume Wilson was busy.
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Again.
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No axis tilt.
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With Amber?
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Again.
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Still. It was nice of you
to invite me. This is fun.
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No, it wasn't. No, it isn't.
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I didn't invite you to
be nice, I invited you
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because bowling isn't one of the two
things guys do by themselves.
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What's the second thing?
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Other hand.
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Well, if people are incapable of being
nice, why bother having the word?
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The ontological
proof of niceness.
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The existence of the word proves the
existence of the concept.
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Look out for those minotaurs
on your drive home.
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And I thought motives didn't matter,
only results mattered.
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So what are you gonna do?
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To screw up Wilson's relationship
so you don't have to listen to me
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while you bowl.
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I wish the best for them,
and their tragically deformed children.
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She's good at being bad.
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You might not be
able to destroy her.
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As long as I give it my best shot,
I can hold my head high.
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Cameron had this
one insufferable friend.
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She wasn't going to get rid of her,
and I sure wasn't going to join them.
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So I just said,
"see her on Thursdays."
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I know it's not as exciting
as an exploding birthday cake,
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but, hell, I don't want to hang out
with her every night anyway.
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That's amazing. Cameron only has
one insufferable friend?
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Joint custody.
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Of Wilson?
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Unless we have
another love child.
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Deal with him.
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He needs a mother figure.
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I'm not saying you're not entitled
to spend time with him.
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I'm just saying
I'm entitled, too.
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I don't know how to deal with him
when he's being reasonable.
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This is reasonable?
This is crazy.
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You're not a child,
you can make your own plans.
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No. Crazy is what house
would normally do in this situation,
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swap your lubricant
with super glue.
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The man knows me.
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This is his way of accepting us.
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It's actually a very
touching moment.
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I'm proposing I get every other
day and every other weekend.
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I have yoga wednesdays,
you can have him then,
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but you have to have
him home by 11:00.
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We can swap weekends.
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Mondays and wednesdays.
And midnight.
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If he's not home till midnight,
we won't be asleep till almost 2:00.
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Wilson, make a ruling.
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You two are like dogs circling
each other in the park.
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And I say that
with all the love in the world.
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You need to sniff
each other's butts, bare your teeth
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and arrive at some
strange détente.
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Othewvise you'll
end up biting each other's eyes out.
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Again, with all the
love in the world.
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I'll let you sniff first.
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Take my deal or get
out of my apartment.
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Take my deal or I move in.
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This guy worked for habitat
for humanity in Costa Rica.
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And coaches handicapped kids.
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You think we should do a work up,
on the other coaches?
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It is possible he's too perfect.
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I'm not saying he's perfect,
I'm saying he's trying to be.
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It's what people do.
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What?
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That's not what people do.
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People usually suck, but they
want to be good, want to be nice.
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House?
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Exception that proves the rule.
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What sort of argument is that?
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Bad one.
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That might be relevant.
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Hydrofluoric acid. Lowers his calcium,
causes the fainting and taste issue.
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But not the niceness.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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You are king Solomon.
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If you want us to cut him in half,
we're cool with that.
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My boyfriend's too much of a wuss
to make the call for himself.
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And I mean that with
all the love in the world.
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I'm gonna piss off one of them.
And they both scare me.
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"Your treatment of patients
is reprehensible."
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You're reading his
performance review?
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I'm busy. We have
a nurses' strike.
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"Your management of employees
borders on abuse."
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Let's go.
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No, I... I want to hear it.
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"You are overtly contemptuous
of hospital hierarchy."
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And covertly.
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But I suppose, you
didn't know about that.
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"Your attitude towards supervisory
personnel is disrespectful.
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"And a disturbingly large proportion of
your comments are racist or sexist."
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That top makes you look
like an afghani prostitute.
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Would be an example of that.
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Sign this.
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- House, I got the...
- It can wait.
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I will sign if you
will give us a ruling.
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I will give you a ruling
if you do the reviews on your team.
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I'd be happy to continue
the mockery of this process.
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- What did you offer him?
- Wednesdays till 11:00,
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and alternate weekends.
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Wednesdays till 11:00,
and alternate weekends.
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Yes! Wednesday nights
are ladies' nights at cheetah's.
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Calcium's normal.
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Wow. It really could wait.
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- Everything's normal.
- And you thought it wouldn't be?
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He's a carpet cleaner, he's got
a home full of hydrofluoric acid.
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Doesn't mean his
calcium should be low.
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Yeah, actually, it kind of does.
Hf causes lower levels of...
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- Lower, not low.
- Lower than normal.
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Lower than yesterday.
Yesterday might have been high.
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What's lower than high?
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He actually has hypercalcemia,
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which is being lowered
to normal by the hf.
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So what gives us elevated calcium,
bad taste and fainting?
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I take it you know.
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Get the team.
This is gonna be fun.
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Hello, again.
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These people think
you're not too nice.
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Too nice? For what?
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For life as we know it to have evolved
without an intelligent designer.
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I'm going to prove them wrong.
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Your wife is very ugly.
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Get out of here.
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Jeff: Deb...
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He's obviously
trying to prove a point.
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I think I just did. You're either
perfect or you're sick.
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And in my experience,
sick is much more common.
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He's not sick. He's nice.
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Nice in the sense that your toaster
is nice for making you breakfast.
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It's the only thing his
wiring will let him do.
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He has Williams syndrome.
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Your husband is missing
the genes that make him suspicious.
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You're w rong, he' s
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relax, there's no cure.
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He's gonna go right on
tasting lemon meringue pie,
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fainting and being a sap.
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What about the other symptoms?
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He has no other symptoms.
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But Williams does.
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He's got the teeth,
the glasses...
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Williams cuts IQ by 20...
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He doesn't work in
the physics department,
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except when they spill
a black hole on their carpet.
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Elfin appearance?
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Yeah, he's more Legolas
than keebler.
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Bet you he can still crack
off a batch of pecan sandies.
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Perfect pitch?
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00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,653
You love to karaoke, right?
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- Isuck.
- Modest.
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- Another symptom.
- No, he really does suck.
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Give us a warble. Know any Cher?
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No, but I know bread.
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Baby, I'm-a want you
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baby, I'm-a need you
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you're the only one
I care enough to hurt about
248
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,260
maybe I'm-a...
249
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,766
What's the matter?
250
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,686
He's stroking!
251
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,860
Not a moment too soon.
252
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,664
Taub: You were wrong.
253
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,877
Why do people say that with such
pleasure? It's very hurtful, you know.
254
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,772
It means the patient gets to keep
being nice. Why does that offend you?
255
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,922
It's the way he said it.
256
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:45,677
He wasn't relieved, he was excited.
He was also wrong.
257
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,804
And I say that with
no sense of pleasure.
258
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,449
Kutner: Patient tested
negative for Williams,
259
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,659
which means the stroke
and everything else wasn't caused...
260
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,687
You have a friendly demeanor
but you sometimes get too involved.
261
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,565
You relate well
to your peers and patients
262
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,735
and you complete tasks
in a timely manner.
263
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,820
Please sign.
264
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,339
- What the hell was that?
- I have to give
265
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,449
each of you performance reviews.
266
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,535
Plenty of other conditions
can cause debilitating niceness.
267
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,788
How is that supposed
to help him?
268
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,248
I don't know,
how was it supposed to help Wilson?
269
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,001
Cross out Wilson's name and the date
and then fill in your own.
270
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,629
The point of a review
is to give feedback to help...
271
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,547
I'm thinking neurosyphilis.
272
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,550
Wouldn't show up on the mri
without contrast.
273
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,888
I'll go run the tests.
274
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:39,272
He doesn't think it's syphilis, but
he's gonna go run those tests anyway.
275
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,150
Because he doesn't know,
that's why we do tests.
276
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,861
Because he's a wimp.
Because he's afraid of you.
277
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,614
You want me to intimidate him
into not being afraid?
278
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,009
- Not sure I know how to do that.
- Reviews make a difference.
279
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,594
People have to listen,
so they have to learn...
280
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,828
I don't think the right time
281
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,914
to tell the dog not to pee
on the rug is semi-annually.
282
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,833
You don't want to
do the papewvork.
283
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,418
I am concerned
about the rain forest.
284
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,713
I'll do it.
285
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:04,923
I know.
286
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,972
I don't have syphilis.
287
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,515
You don't know.
288
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,143
How many ways
are there to get it?
289
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,687
You can know who you had sex with,
you can't know who she...
290
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:19,896
I do.
291
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,273
Not for sure.
292
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:26,987
It's a waste of time. I had a stroke.
You can't keep wasting time.
293
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,381
We were tested
for the peace corps.
294
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,698
Ten years ago.
295
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,325
You haven't been with
your wife every minute of every day.
296
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,536
You think I'm naive, don't you?
297
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,539
I think you're... yeah.
298
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,874
I know my wife.
299
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,083
She's not perfect.
300
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,044
I'm not perfect.
But she loves me.
301
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:50,135
And she's always loved me.
Every minute, every day.
302
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,027
You're 15 minutes late.
303
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,115
Have you heard the good news?
304
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,492
Miley Cyrus is playing
a third night at the spectrum?
305
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,494
Happiness is possible.
306
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,890
And not just in this life
but in the next. Where you can...
307
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:22,876
Oh, you're selling religion! I'm sorry,
I bought some islam yesterday.
308
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,712
Well, it's where your light
showed signs before mending...
309
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,172
Man: Have a good evening.
310
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,007
- You're late.
- Fifteen minutes.
311
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,301
Sixteen minutes.
My sixteen minutes.
312
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,054
So keep him an extra
sixteen minutes.
313
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,680
You hear that? She doesn't care.
314
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,725
You're going mini-golfing, what's it
matter? You've got a tee-off time?
315
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,102
It matters because you don't
get to decide what matters.
316
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,022
It was my fault.
I had to take a shower.
317
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,733
Which was my fault.
318
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,151
I have to take a dump.
319
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,863
Anything else I don't need
to know before you leave?
320
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:57,744
Have fun on your play date.
You've got mommy's numbers, right?
321
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,830
Daddy needs a drink.
322
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,216
I was thinking, if we discount
the niceness issue...
323
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,676
Sit down.
324
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,599
- I think it's a heart defect.
- Nothing on the echo.
325
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,560
Could be a patent foramen ovale.
Explains the stroke and the syncope
326
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,021
and a pfo wouldn't show up
on a routine echo.
327
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,356
I'm going to do a bubble test.
328
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,149
You got a minute, first?
329
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,944
Sure.
330
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,115
I think you've shown remarkable strength
in a difficult situation.
331
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,909
Are you giving me
a performance review?
332
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,034
A good one.
333
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,038
I'm gonna do a bubble test.
334
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,500
There was enough blood left over from
his admission work up to run the vdrl.
335
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,459
You doubted your patient?
336
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,796
No, what I thought
didn't matter.
337
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,716
House said he wouldn't let us go on
until we ruled out neurosyphilis.
338
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,801
It's not neurosyphilis,
it's a pfo.
339
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:58,346
It's neurosyphilis.
The tests were positive.
340
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,532
It's always the same conversation.
They tell you you must be mistaken,
341
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:13,028
which is why I always run the tests
twice. Then they blame the other guy.
342
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,696
Which makes sense
if they're innocent.
343
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,406
But, obviously,
half of them aren't.
344
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:19,826
They don't seem to get that they're
busted. Scientifically proven.
345
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,661
Unless your spouse cheated, too.
346
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,598
Exactly. That's what you're praying for
in that moment, that she cheated, too.
347
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,726
And then, if she doesn't kill
you, you know that she did.
348
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,126
You'd know she betrayed you.
349
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,713
And then you realize
that that sucks worse.
350
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,928
The test must be wrong.
351
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,930
I ran it twice.
352
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,434
Not that test. The one
I took 10 years ago.
353
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,937
What other explanation is there?
354
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,908
He really sees no
other possibility.
355
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,910
Did you have an affair?
356
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,746
Then why aren't you
angry with him?
357
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,586
You ever know anybody
who's just too nice?
358
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,671
- No.
- It's annoying.
359
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,340
Then you realize it's annoying
360
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,759
because they remind you
of what you're not,
361
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,970
that you'll never be
as good as they are.
362
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:24,599
And then you think, why can't I?
363
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,352
And before you know it,
364
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,313
that naive idiot you laughed at
365
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,609
has made you a better person.
366
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:42,200
You really think I've been in love
all these years with a symptom?
367
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,869
If syphilis caused
lesions in his brain,
368
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,914
and the lesions
caused personality changes...
369
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,709
You may notice a change in him,
as his condition improves.
370
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,922
I know my husband.
He's not going to change.
371
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,050
You should get yourself tested.
372
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,264
So much for the bell curve.
373
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,808
How can house be an ass
without it being an illness,
374
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,810
but niceness is
a biological crime?
375
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,770
You got five bucks?
376
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,272
Yeah...
377
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,778
Niceness just cost you five bucks,
being an ass generally turns a profit.
378
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,866
Kutner, could you excuse us?
I need to do Taub's review.
379
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,659
You can stay.
380
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,370
I think it'd be better
if this was done privately.
381
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,872
This isn't going to be done.
382
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,933
What is it with you guys?
I've given you advice before.
383
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,292
Not as our boss.
384
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,502
What's the difference?
Advice is advice.
385
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,254
Fair enough. I'll go first.
386
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,592
"You demonstrate a great air of
confidence,
387
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,051
which is really pissing me off."
388
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,029
- House authorized me to...
- How long have you known him?
389
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,573
- He's using you.
- I volunteered because
390
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:46,473
- I knew he wouldn't...
- He could care less
391
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,892
about the papewvork. He's using
you to screw with you.
392
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,478
He knows it'll annoy us,
we'll stand up to you,
393
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:52,997
which will force you
to confront the fact that
394
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,373
even though you think
you're our superior,
395
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,607
you're no different from us.
396
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,068
He gave you authority,
to keep you in your place.
397
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,406
- It's true.
- Thanks.
398
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,407
Not him. What did he say?
399
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,950
Nothing. What's true?
400
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,785
If there's something
wrong with this guy,
401
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,997
it means there's something
wrong with house.
402
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,964
Are you trying to get me drunk?
403
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,594
- What time is it?
- 10:30.
404
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:26,888
She'll kill you.
405
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,432
I'll get you home
before lights out.
406
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:35,104
Great, then she'll kill me.
If I get any more drunk...
407
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,400
It might not work.
408
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,571
If you know what I mean.
409
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,573
Really?
410
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:49,577
You'd think one or more of your ex-wives
would have mentioned that to me.
411
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,955
They told you? Wait.
412
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,666
Why do you want
to get Amber angry?
413
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,084
Because I'm your friend.
414
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,127
No, no, no, you said
you approved.
415
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,189
You said
you were taking the high road.
416
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,923
For how long, the first exit?
417
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:06,302
Hello, and thank you from saving me
from being righteous to death.
418
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,780
Thirteen:
Patient's vomiting blood.
419
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:08,948
Hematemesis could indicate...
420
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,807
House:
Don't put it on the board.
421
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,076
You don't think it's a symptom?
422
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,060
I think it's my marker.
423
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,895
House: He has syph and what?
424
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,481
And syph. It can
cause hematemesis.
425
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:21,192
Not everyone agrees.
426
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,610
How could you...
427
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,571
Because if you all thought
it was just syph
428
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,936
you wouldn't have woken me up
in the middle of the night.
429
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,801
If it was just syph,
he wouldn't be getting worse.
430
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:29,993
He's already on penicillin.
431
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,720
The bleeding's probably
from liver damage,
432
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,373
probably caused by ethanol in
the cleansers or the penicillin.
433
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,209
Two more probablies
than I like to hear.
434
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,753
Liver test and serologies,
are going to take a full day.
435
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,463
Full night, actually.
436
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,048
Guy might not make it to brunch.
437
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,638
Yes, I knew about
your issue with alcohol.
438
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,807
Yes, I intentionally
got you drunk
439
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,732
to provoke an argument,
between you and Amber.
440
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,604
And why I'd do such a thing
is an interesting question.
441
00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,565
But what's more interesting
is that you knew as much as I did,
442
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:04,777
and you're the one who's pouring down
the drinks. Why?
443
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,655
Because I thought I was out
having fun with a friend.
444
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,034
I didn't know the
drinks had subtext.
445
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:14,162
I gotta get home.
446
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,834
Ggt's normal,
that rules out alcohol.
447
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,336
Taub: What about serum protein?
448
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:22,545
It's positive.
449
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,672
Kind of assumed he had protein.
450
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,799
It's how much protein
he has that we care about.
451
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,718
He's positive for syphilis.
452
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,512
Do you mind if I give you
a performance review?
453
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:36,601
Not the patient. House.
He has syphilis.
454
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,568
What happened?
455
00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:50,156
Every time I searched my soul,
I found Anna.
456
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,825
Are you going to tell Marie?
457
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,494
I have to.
458
00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:55,953
Woman on TV:
It will destroy her!
459
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,665
Man on TV:
Will it be any worse...
460
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,502
Yes?
461
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:04,837
You might want
to turn off the TV.
462
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:09,217
I'm multitasking.
Also doing my taxes. And cuddy.
463
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,635
What did you find out?
464
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,720
Patient has hepatitis.
465
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,723
I assume from your omission of the word
"viral" before the "hep"
466
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,684
that it's not another std.
467
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,687
Put him on steroids and test him for
sarcoid before the liver failure
468
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,523
becomes liver failed.
469
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,858
We're all doing this.
470
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,153
There's more?
471
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,447
You have syphilis.
472
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,866
Man on TV: Love lasts forever.
473
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,915
No, I don't.
474
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,810
One of us found a vial of your blood
in the lab from when we...
475
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,544
Which one of you?
476
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,170
It's treatable.
477
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:50,550
We filled a prescription.
478
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,934
You okay?
479
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:25,626
So, this is why he is who he is.
480
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:26,753
We don't know.
481
00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:29,756
We know. It's not just
a coincidence.
482
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,299
Wilson says he's
always been a jerk.
483
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,508
But he got worse.
484
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:33,718
After his leg.
485
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,428
The leg was a coincidence.
486
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,055
Did you sleep with him?
487
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:45,688
So what's going to happen?
What's gonna change?
488
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:46,874
Maybe he'll be less of a jerk.
489
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,524
Or less of a doctor.
490
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,169
You gotta be a jerk
to be a good doctor?
491
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,778
I don't know. Maybe house does.
492
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:53,404
Why aren't you answering me?
493
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,907
Because it's none
of their business.
494
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:58,826
It's none of your business.
495
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:02,497
I think the std makes
it my business.
496
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,001
Humans are complicated.
497
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,377
Humans are simple.
498
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:10,303
A million different things
make us who we are.
499
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:12,381
You change one,
you change everything.
500
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:16,010
If Mozart was better adjusted,
501
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,305
decides to play catch one day,
maybe there's no magic flute.
502
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:27,188
You did, didn't you?
503
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,610
Something I need to tell you.
504
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,779
Amber: You returned him drunk.
505
00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:38,032
- On time.
- Drunk.
506
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,409
On time. No tag backs.
507
00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:42,829
The purpose of the time
was to give me time.
508
00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:43,996
So you didn't have sex...
509
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,249
- I like sex.
- You can have it tonight.
510
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,917
The I word is on.
511
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,711
You don't get to
decide what matters.
512
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:54,590
Either you're genuinely afraid
I'm gonna make him miserable,
513
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:58,845
or you're afraid I'm gonna make him
happy, or you simply can't stop screwing
514
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,031
with anything that moves. It doesn't
really matter because,
515
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,223
whatever the reason,
516
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:08,020
you'll only get worse.
Until either I stop seeing Wilson
517
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,565
or I stop you.
518
00:28:13,985 --> 00:28:15,987
What do you think
I'm going to choose?
519
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:19,091
If you terminate the agreement, that's
not gonna bring peace to the mideast.
520
00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:21,242
I'm not terminating
the agreement.
521
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,078
I'm amending the agreement.
522
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,789
I'm adding penalty clauses.
523
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:30,501
Fine. Whoever violates it
gets their finger cut off.
524
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,378
- I'm serious.
- So am I.
525
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:33,754
You want people to drive safer,
526
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,841
take out the airbags and attach a
machete pointing at their neck.
527
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,302
No one will drive over
three miles per hour.
528
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:40,779
- I'm not cutting...
- We'll figure it out.
529
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,513
On your time.
530
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:58,279
You know she's certifiable,
right? I got forms in my desk.
531
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,407
Where is she wrong?
532
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:05,077
What were you going to tell me?
533
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,621
Nothing.
534
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:09,040
You're punishing me?
535
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:13,628
I needed to tell you
something privately.
536
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,463
I'm not gonna tell her.
537
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,716
You'll tell her. She's your girlfriend.
You should tell her.
538
00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,301
You're my friend.
539
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,427
It's not the same.
540
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,597
Don't sulk.
541
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,517
Where am I wrong?
542
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:35,316
"Your management style
is counterproductive.
543
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:38,086
"You gave me authority over the team
just so they could undercut..."
544
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,821
Critiquing the clap-addled?
545
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,448
Sort of tasteless.
546
00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:45,242
I don't feel like waiting
until your genitals cleared up.
547
00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:47,536
You need to formalize
my authority over the team.
548
00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:49,080
No, I don't.
549
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,915
You don't think I'm qualified?
550
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,792
Compared to those three?
551
00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:54,811
You want to punish cuddy
for hiring me without...
552
00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:56,712
I like cuddy.
553
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,714
Parts of her.
554
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,549
You want to crush the team,
by crushing me?
555
00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,885
I want to empower them.
556
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:06,555
Those three idiots
need to respect you.
557
00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:09,892
They should respect you.
They should be afraid of you.
558
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,477
So I have to humiliate you.
559
00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,622
See, if the team fears you,
they won't question you,
560
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,332
if they don't question you,
they won't get any answers,
561
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,566
if they don't get any answers,
they're useless.
562
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,026
Mocking me saves lives?
563
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,737
Hospital will probably build
you a statue one day.
564
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,115
You know, with a "kick me"
sign, on the back.
565
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,093
So when you think about it,
the more I mock you,
566
00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,844
the more it shows
that I have respect for you.
567
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,372
Or you made up that b.S.
Because you like humiliating me.
568
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,874
Wouldn't rule that
out completely.
569
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,126
You busy?
570
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:36,585
Almost done.
571
00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:43,134
So just remember, the rabbit goes around
the tree and jumps down the hole.
572
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,929
Negative for sarcoidosis.
573
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,975
Run him for everything
you can think of.
574
00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:55,855
Lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth
Marx brother nobody ever heard of.
575
00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,108
You bitch!
576
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:04,155
I just went to get us some
lunch. You were asleep.
577
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,073
You moved my book!
578
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,702
Jeff, calm down,
it's just the drugs.
579
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,455
The drugs didn't move my...
580
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:15,082
Jeff?
581
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:20,171
My husband's having a heart attack!
Can somebody help me, please?
582
00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:24,008
Somebody help me, please!
583
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,727
She saved his life.
584
00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:38,689
Or she scabbed.
Depends on your point of view.
585
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:43,277
So, what do we think? New symptom?
Or just a wife beater?
586
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:45,488
Hey.
587
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,158
Time for you to take
this baby for a spin.
588
00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:56,290
We loaded him full of prednisone
to try to fix the liver.
589
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,585
Good news is, he's running out
of organs to fail.
590
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:03,881
Prednisone could cause roid rage,
which could cause hypertension,
591
00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,049
which results...
592
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:06,759
Roid rage after six hours?
593
00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:10,054
That rate, by sundown,
he'll have eaten most of us.
594
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,559
Still could be the penicillin,
allergic reaction.
595
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,079
How does a fried liver
put him into a rage?
596
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,480
It's not frying his liver,
it's frying his syphilis.
597
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,316
The penicillin's working.
The real patient's emerging.
598
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:26,070
So syphilis prevents
domestic violence.
599
00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,489
I'm gonna be even more
attractive to the ladies.
600
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,895
I was going to test for a heart issue
before the syphilis.
601
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,409
Pfo could explain
the heart attack,
602
00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:36,330
and reduced blood flow to the brain
could explain the rage.
603
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,125
Well, they're all good ideas.
604
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,501
Okay. Let's take a vote.
605
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,379
How many think
it's the roids talking?
606
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,507
And who's for the penicillin?
607
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,635
And how about whatever she said?
608
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:54,515
Someone hasn't
raised their hand.
609
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,394
Whatever I decide?
610
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,938
You're setting me up.
611
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,274
Why would I do that?
612
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:07,403
Pfo.
613
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:10,823
Pfos have it.
614
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:16,287
I just hope the bubble test is positive.
Or it's no more Mr. Nice guy.
615
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:30,759
We gave Van gogh chelation therapy.
Turned him into a house painter.
616
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:35,181
Maybe not.
Maybe we just put Hitler on ritalin.
617
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,600
Are you comparing
house to Hitler?
618
00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:38,767
Oh, god.
619
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,229
Just because I don't think he's Hitler
doesn't mean I slept with him.
620
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,524
I don't sleep with everyone
who's better than Hitler.
621
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:49,403
Maybe Taub's right.
Maybe this is good.
622
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,779
This is not good.
623
00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:55,534
He respected our opinions, he mocked
himself, he was civil, he shared.
624
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:57,244
He didn't care.
625
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,369
He never cares.
626
00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:02,082
He didn't vote. He always cared
about one thing,
627
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,584
solving the puzzle.
628
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:07,296
But he was irrelevant in that diagnosis,
he had no opinion of his own.
629
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:10,883
He now cares about nothing.
630
00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:15,346
You had no choice, you had to treat him.
What's done is done.
631
00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:28,150
You know that thing I was going
to tell you? I gotta tell you.
632
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:32,321
I gotta tell someone.
You have to swear not to tell c.B.
633
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,407
- Whatever.
- That's not swearing, that's shrugging.
634
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,451
It's actually the
opposite of swearing.
635
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,203
I won't tell Amber.
636
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:48,545
My team thinks
that I have syphilis.
637
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,048
- Do you?
- Not yet.
638
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,342
Why do they think you do?
639
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:56,178
Because I knew they had access to
an old blood sample.
640
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,430
I knew they'd test it
sometime for something.
641
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,075
Why would you swap your blood?
What are you afraid they'll find?
642
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:05,312
Shut up, you're missing the point.
Now they think that I'm on penicillin.
643
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:09,525
Is this some clever practical
joke that I'm not aware of?
644
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:13,070
And as I get better,
I get nicer.
645
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,660
That's brilliant.
646
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,413
Foreman thinks I actually
value his opinion.
647
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:25,958
Thank god he said pfo
or I'd have had to do some dancing.
648
00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:27,293
You got time for bowling?
649
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,339
Come on, it's work hours.
650
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,675
I'll get my shoes.
651
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,471
- So we don't need to talk about...
- No.
652
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,116
- You're gonna keep screwing...
- Yeah.
653
00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:44,518
And you're gonna keep talking about it.
We are who we are.
654
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,438
I'll get my shoes.
655
00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:53,068
Okay, got a good
view of the heart.
656
00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:59,158
What if we lower house's
dosage? Maybe stabilize him?
657
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,410
He doesn't get worse,
he doesn't get better.
658
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:04,663
Quite the line to walk. If we're wrong,
he dies of neurosyphilis.
659
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,415
If we don't, other people die.
660
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,500
Other people
who aren't our boss.
661
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,877
People.
662
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,880
This sucks. The guy
had a gift. I killed...
663
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,551
- Hi. What...
- House doesn't have syphilis.
664
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,511
He switched the blood samples.
665
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:21,305
How do you know that?
666
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,556
House told Wilson.
667
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,517
I wanted to ruin
house's day. See you.
668
00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:29,480
- We're idiots.
- We're not idiots.
669
00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,374
Positive blood test
means positive blood test.
670
00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,691
Apparently not.
671
00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:35,486
There they are.
Let's see if they...
672
00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:37,738
What are you doing?
We're not done.
673
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,490
He doesn't have syphilis.
674
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,325
I know.
675
00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:51,919
Kutner: Patient tested
positive for syphilis, right?
676
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,921
Is this some sort of recap?
677
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:56,632
But why did he test
positive for syphilis?
678
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:58,759
Oh, oh, I know this.
679
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,928
Either, one, he has syphilis.
680
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,137
I was gonna say that.
681
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,264
Or two, the test
was wrong twice.
682
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,768
Or three, he gave us
someone else's blood.
683
00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:16,276
- Who?
- Amber.
684
00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:22,616
Get that idiotic smile out of my face,
I gotta go on a killing spree.
685
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:26,703
Or four, he has something that tests
positive for syphilis.
686
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,840
- It's not chagas.
- He worked in Costa Rica,
687
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:30,958
before he was married.
688
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,752
Is two a spree or do
I have to kill you too?
689
00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:35,838
Chagas wouldn't
explain the niceness.
690
00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:40,217
I've heard of remote tribes that
actually practice acts of kindness.
691
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:42,970
Or the chagas
caused encephalitis.
692
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,221
The mri showed no signs...
693
00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:47,099
Until we started him on steroids,
compromised the immune system
694
00:37:47,224 --> 00:37:48,517
and let the infection flare up.
695
00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:52,187
I did another one.
It's not much.
696
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,817
It's plenty.
697
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,864
You figured this out
because I don't have syphilis?
698
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:04,658
Damn.
699
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:08,745
It should have been my epiphany.
700
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,042
Good news and bad news.
701
00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:17,880
Good news is,
we know what you have,
702
00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:21,717
it's treatable,
and you're going to live.
703
00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:24,136
Really?
704
00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:25,345
What's the bad news?
705
00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:28,849
The cure is a grueling
course of pills.
706
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,058
It's like
707
00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:33,479
one a day for a month.
708
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,647
Now you're just trying
to make me laugh.
709
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:37,733
Yeah, like that's a challenge.
710
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:39,359
You have chagas disease.
711
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,529
It's a parasite. It's been
asymptomatic for 10 years.
712
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,741
Not quite. Your brain's been
swollen, not enough to see,
713
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,409
but enough to alter
your personality.
714
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:48,660
We're back to that?
715
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:51,205
He screamed at you,
you don't think he can change?
716
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:53,957
That was because of the drugs.
717
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,294
So you think drugs
are more powerful than parasites?
718
00:38:57,419 --> 00:39:00,315
I mean, the ones we're gonna give you to
treat the parasites obviously are,
719
00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:03,842
but I stand by the principle.
720
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,767
I'm not worried.
721
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:12,893
Neither am I.
722
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:18,190
Neither am I. But that's
because I don't care.
723
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,123
Reviews?
724
00:39:35,249 --> 00:39:37,960
It was brought to my
attention that, on occasion,
725
00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:40,212
I am not respectful
of hospital hierarchy.
726
00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:42,464
The word was "contemptuous."
727
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,848
Well phrased, thoughtful...
728
00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:58,105
Identically phrased.
These are all the same.
729
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:02,651
Because underneath it all,
we are all the same.
730
00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:06,113
And foreman refused
to type his up.
731
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:07,531
Well, it's more than I expected.
732
00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:10,242
There's an extra one in there.
733
00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:23,338
"Your treatment of patients
is nonexistent
734
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:27,134
"because you're not a doctor,
you're an administrator."
735
00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,678
Foreman convinced me
that these could be helpful.
736
00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:31,722
"Your management
of employees is,
737
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:35,142
well, let's face it, they're
outside carrying signs."
738
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:38,979
The strike ended. The nurses have been
back for two shifts already.
739
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:42,274
You'd think I'd have noticed.
What exactly did they do around here?
740
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:52,618
"You act like employees should fear and
respect you, but your eyes tell us...
741
00:40:52,743 --> 00:40:55,623
"Actually your eyes tell us nothing,
because we're looking at your boobs,
742
00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:57,849
"which tell us that you're desperate
to have someone jump on you
743
00:40:57,873 --> 00:41:01,501
"and tell you they love you one grunted
syllable at a time.
744
00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:05,130
"What you want, you run away from.
What you need, you don't have a clue.
745
00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:09,509
"What you've accomplished
makes you proud.
746
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,595
"But you're still miserable."
747
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,389
Please sign.
748
00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:18,644
I got a call from Amber today.
749
00:41:18,769 --> 00:41:21,897
Says there's been
a violation your contract.
750
00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:24,816
You've been seeing
Wilson on her time.
751
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,401
She breached confidentiality.
752
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,655
You can let it slide,
officer, we're even.
753
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:33,158
Yes, you are.
You're both losing fingers.
754
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,038
Look what I found.
755
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,164
Nice.
756
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,087
They think you might be able
to come home tomorrow.
757
00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,922
Yeah? That's good.
758
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,218
What's the matter?
759
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:54,680
The ketchup. There's something
wrong with that.
760
00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:01,228
Tastes fine.
Is there anything else?
761
00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:03,063
Everything else is great.
762
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:07,442
I just, I don't know, I guess
I don't like ketchup anymore.
763
00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:10,904
Wonder what else I don't like.
764
00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:30,507
Roll over.
765
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,011
We need a tougher punishment.
766
00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:37,889
You want to come over
to the poopy side?
767
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:42,102
So where are you two
going Friday night?
768
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,227
Dinner at I'auberge.
769
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:49,192
You're lying.
770
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:50,317
Of course I am.
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