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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:08,342 Whoever thought walking in a circle at two miles an hour would be draining? 2 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:11,137 Fresh air, exercise. 3 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:13,306 You know, some things do have their negative sides. 4 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:15,516 Our income just got cut in half. 5 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,060 And we get to spend twice as much time together. 6 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,646 More, if you don't leave before your lunch hour is over. 7 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:24,817 Out of my way. 8 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,612 We have a legal right to hold you up for 15 seconds. 9 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,071 Fifteen, fourteen... 10 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,198 One. 11 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:31,866 Eleven, ten... 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,330 Just trying to do my job. 13 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:42,126 Hey, relax. Three more seconds and you can go. 14 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:47,465 Are you telling me what to do? 15 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,300 It's okay. 16 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:51,969 Just take a breath. 17 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,055 Get the hell off me! 18 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,557 I think it's been 15... 19 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,188 You okay? 20 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,652 Woman: Oh, my god. Jeff? 21 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:44,438 Woman: Standby. 22 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,159 Place is a mess. 23 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:00,079 Welcome to a world without nurses. Here, you can start with these. 24 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,456 House: It's not my fault. I don't use nurses. 25 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,559 Cuddy was looking for you, said she would send you down here. 26 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,377 I know. That's why I'm here. 27 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,671 Because cuddy hasn't found you yet. 28 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,842 She's going to look everywhere except the place she wants me to be. 29 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,357 - Hey. - I've got an aortic dissection here. 30 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,735 What's with the idiot? 31 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:35,573 Fainting spell and a recent history of dysgeusia, 32 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,366 everything tastes like lemon meringue pie. 33 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,784 You want to take him? 34 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,583 Sir! 35 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,294 Why do you have two lunches in front of you? 36 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,379 Been here for two meals. 37 00:02:50,755 --> 00:02:52,506 - And you're happy with that? - No. 38 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,925 I just don't see much use in complaining. 39 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,719 Seriously? 40 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,014 It's a pretty useful tool. 41 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,767 You complain, make people miserable. 42 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,728 Then they do what you want, to make the misery go away. 43 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,731 We probably should say something. Maybe I can call one of the doctors... 44 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,775 They're doing their best. 45 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,698 What the hell? 46 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,993 I'm sure it was an accident. 47 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,120 Is he Canadian? 48 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,997 He's a low priority. 49 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,124 Is that a yes? 50 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,461 - He's just... - Happy- 51 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,798 I've got to stop this, before it spreads. 52 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,134 You guys are done. 53 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:43,349 Could be a metabolic disorder, toxic exposure, 54 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:46,852 carcinoma of the tongue metastasized to the brain, epilepsy, m.S. 55 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:50,147 Or it could be the flu and we should all be back in the er. 56 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,900 No, you're ignoring the big symptom. 57 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:57,530 What if we were looking at both the flu and decent parenting. 58 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,908 Okay, you two are perfectly healthy. 59 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,119 This guy wasn't pandering. He wasn't vanilla nice. 60 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,788 He was nice without any aspiration of personal gain. 61 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,665 I'm thinking genetic defect. 62 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,959 Niceness is a defect? 63 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:14,797 Three cavemen see a stranger running towards them with a spear 64 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:19,009 one fights, one flees, one smiles and invites him over for fondue. 65 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:21,071 That last guy didn't last long enough to procreate. 66 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,931 And how long has the patient been suffering? 67 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,350 At least as long as his wife has known him, eleven years. 68 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,912 The chances of him having an undiagnosed pathology for that long... 69 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,146 What are you saying? 70 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,480 Evolution is wrong? 71 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,109 Where do you think we are? 21st century america? 72 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,695 He's saying that statistics are true, too. 73 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,363 The world is a bell curve, 74 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,699 most of us fall within the standard deviation. 75 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,033 But there are outliers. 76 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:46,454 And if we believe in the existence of extreme jerkiness, 77 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:49,290 which I suspect that we do, 78 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,170 then we also have to accept the existence of the opposite extreme. 79 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:57,631 You want it to be a symptom, because then we're supposed to be jerks, 80 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,050 which means you don't even have to try to be nice. 81 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:04,221 Okay, maybe I am biased. Let's take a vote. 82 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,891 Who thinks that niceness is not a symptom? 83 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,562 And who thinks that their vote counts? 84 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:19,195 You two, check out his home for toxins. Taub and 31... 85 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,362 31? 86 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:23,949 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that either way was good with you. 87 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:28,287 Taub and thirteen, mri for tumors, eeg for nerve damage 88 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:31,207 and test whatever comes out of him for everything else. 89 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,514 Chase: Too much axis tilt. 90 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:51,352 Don't release until your thumb's at the bottom of the ball. 91 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,437 I assume Wilson was busy. 92 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,980 Again. 93 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,995 No axis tilt. 94 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,334 With Amber? 95 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:16,459 Again. 96 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:20,047 Still. It was nice of you to invite me. This is fun. 97 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,301 No, it wasn't. No, it isn't. 98 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,186 I didn't invite you to be nice, I invited you 99 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:30,099 because bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves. 100 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,850 What's the second thing? 101 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,019 Other hand. 102 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:41,485 Well, if people are incapable of being nice, why bother having the word? 103 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:44,071 The ontological proof of niceness. 104 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:47,449 The existence of the word proves the existence of the concept. 105 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,536 Look out for those minotaurs on your drive home. 106 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:54,707 And I thought motives didn't matter, only results mattered. 107 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,126 So what are you gonna do? 108 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,896 To screw up Wilson's relationship so you don't have to listen to me 109 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,463 while you bowl. 110 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:06,594 I wish the best for them, and their tragically deformed children. 111 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,306 She's good at being bad. 112 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,225 You might not be able to destroy her. 113 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:17,104 As long as I give it my best shot, I can hold my head high. 114 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,940 Cameron had this one insufferable friend. 115 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,235 She wasn't going to get rid of her, and I sure wasn't going to join them. 116 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,405 So I just said, "see her on Thursdays." 117 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:29,199 I know it's not as exciting as an exploding birthday cake, 118 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:33,871 but, hell, I don't want to hang out with her every night anyway. 119 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:38,334 That's amazing. Cameron only has one insufferable friend? 120 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,811 Joint custody. 121 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,355 Of Wilson? 122 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,857 Unless we have another love child. 123 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,692 Deal with him. 124 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,819 He needs a mother figure. 125 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:08,089 I'm not saying you're not entitled to spend time with him. 126 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,115 I'm just saying I'm entitled, too. 127 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:14,244 I don't know how to deal with him when he's being reasonable. 128 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,705 This is reasonable? This is crazy. 129 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,957 You're not a child, you can make your own plans. 130 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:22,127 No. Crazy is what house would normally do in this situation, 131 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,296 swap your lubricant with super glue. 132 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,464 The man knows me. 133 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:29,051 This is his way of accepting us. 134 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,886 It's actually a very touching moment. 135 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:35,015 I'm proposing I get every other day and every other weekend. 136 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,271 I have yoga wednesdays, you can have him then, 137 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:44,108 but you have to have him home by 11:00. 138 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,570 We can swap weekends. 139 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,864 Mondays and wednesdays. And midnight. 140 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,669 If he's not home till midnight, we won't be asleep till almost 2:00. 141 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:56,078 Wilson, make a ruling. 142 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:02,209 You two are like dogs circling each other in the park. 143 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:05,170 And I say that with all the love in the world. 144 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,375 You need to sniff each other's butts, bare your teeth 145 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:09,216 and arrive at some strange détente. 146 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,635 Othewvise you'll end up biting each other's eyes out. 147 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,597 Again, with all the love in the world. 148 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,226 I'll let you sniff first. 149 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,562 Take my deal or get out of my apartment. 150 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:25,649 Take my deal or I move in. 151 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,700 This guy worked for habitat for humanity in Costa Rica. 152 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,618 And coaches handicapped kids. 153 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,555 You think we should do a work up, on the other coaches? 154 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,205 It is possible he's too perfect. 155 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,559 I'm not saying he's perfect, I'm saying he's trying to be. 156 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,585 It's what people do. 157 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,087 What? 158 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,505 That's not what people do. 159 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:52,217 People usually suck, but they want to be good, want to be nice. 160 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,677 House? 161 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,763 Exception that proves the rule. 162 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,765 What sort of argument is that? 163 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:58,932 Bad one. 164 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,980 That might be relevant. 165 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:09,818 Hydrofluoric acid. Lowers his calcium, causes the fainting and taste issue. 166 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,029 But not the niceness. 167 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,614 Wouldn't that be nice? 168 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,577 You are king Solomon. 169 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,872 If you want us to cut him in half, we're cool with that. 170 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,833 My boyfriend's too much of a wuss to make the call for himself. 171 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,336 And I mean that with all the love in the world. 172 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:30,923 I'm gonna piss off one of them. And they both scare me. 173 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,651 "Your treatment of patients is reprehensible." 174 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,003 You're reading his performance review? 175 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,530 I'm busy. We have a nurses' strike. 176 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,449 "Your management of employees borders on abuse." 177 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,159 Let's go. 178 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,371 No, I... I want to hear it. 179 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,249 "You are overtly contemptuous of hospital hierarchy." 180 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,167 And covertly. 181 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,003 But I suppose, you didn't know about that. 182 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:13,841 "Your attitude towards supervisory personnel is disrespectful. 183 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:17,177 "And a disturbingly large proportion of your comments are racist or sexist." 184 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,681 That top makes you look like an afghani prostitute. 185 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,975 Would be an example of that. 186 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,686 Sign this. 187 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,855 - House, I got the... - It can wait. 188 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,190 I will sign if you will give us a ruling. 189 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:34,194 I will give you a ruling if you do the reviews on your team. 190 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:41,034 I'd be happy to continue the mockery of this process. 191 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,996 - What did you offer him? - Wednesdays till 11:00, 192 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,121 and alternate weekends. 193 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,875 Wednesdays till 11:00, and alternate weekends. 194 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,837 Yes! Wednesday nights are ladies' nights at cheetah's. 195 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,172 Calcium's normal. 196 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,008 Wow. It really could wait. 197 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,027 - Everything's normal. - And you thought it wouldn't be? 198 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,321 He's a carpet cleaner, he's got a home full of hydrofluoric acid. 199 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,930 Doesn't mean his calcium should be low. 200 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,455 Yeah, actually, it kind of does. Hf causes lower levels of... 201 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,518 - Lower, not low. - Lower than normal. 202 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,454 Lower than yesterday. Yesterday might have been high. 203 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,355 What's lower than high? 204 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,984 He actually has hypercalcemia, 205 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,944 which is being lowered to normal by the hf. 206 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,614 So what gives us elevated calcium, bad taste and fainting? 207 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,032 I take it you know. 208 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,326 Get the team. This is gonna be fun. 209 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,874 Hello, again. 210 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:32,586 These people think you're not too nice. 211 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,713 Too nice? For what? 212 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,799 For life as we know it to have evolved without an intelligent designer. 213 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,927 I'm going to prove them wrong. 214 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,095 Your wife is very ugly. 215 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,096 Get out of here. 216 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,221 Jeff: Deb... 217 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,226 He's obviously trying to prove a point. 218 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,981 I think I just did. You're either perfect or you're sick. 219 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,946 And in my experience, sick is much more common. 220 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,777 He's not sick. He's nice. 221 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,863 Nice in the sense that your toaster is nice for making you breakfast. 222 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,199 It's the only thing his wiring will let him do. 223 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,034 He has Williams syndrome. 224 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,621 Your husband is missing the genes that make him suspicious. 225 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,914 You're w rong, he' s 226 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,916 relax, there's no cure. 227 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,210 He's gonna go right on tasting lemon meringue pie, 228 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,962 fainting and being a sap. 229 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,964 What about the other symptoms? 230 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,382 He has no other symptoms. 231 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,633 But Williams does. 232 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,760 He's got the teeth, the glasses... 233 00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,720 Williams cuts IQ by 20... 234 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,931 He doesn't work in the physics department, 235 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,100 except when they spill a black hole on their carpet. 236 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,018 Elfin appearance? 237 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,605 Yeah, he's more Legolas than keebler. 238 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,483 Bet you he can still crack off a batch of pecan sandies. 239 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,776 Perfect pitch? 240 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,653 You love to karaoke, right? 241 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,614 - Isuck. - Modest. 242 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,075 - Another symptom. - No, he really does suck. 243 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,869 Give us a warble. Know any Cher? 244 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,205 No, but I know bread. 245 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,250 Baby, I'm-a want you 246 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,044 baby, I'm-a need you 247 00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:01,425 you're the only one I care enough to hurt about 248 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,260 maybe I'm-a... 249 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,766 What's the matter? 250 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,686 He's stroking! 251 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,860 Not a moment too soon. 252 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,664 Taub: You were wrong. 253 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,877 Why do people say that with such pleasure? It's very hurtful, you know. 254 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,772 It means the patient gets to keep being nice. Why does that offend you? 255 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,922 It's the way he said it. 256 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:45,677 He wasn't relieved, he was excited. He was also wrong. 257 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,804 And I say that with no sense of pleasure. 258 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,449 Kutner: Patient tested negative for Williams, 259 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,659 which means the stroke and everything else wasn't caused... 260 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,687 You have a friendly demeanor but you sometimes get too involved. 261 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,565 You relate well to your peers and patients 262 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,735 and you complete tasks in a timely manner. 263 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,820 Please sign. 264 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,339 - What the hell was that? - I have to give 265 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,449 each of you performance reviews. 266 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,535 Plenty of other conditions can cause debilitating niceness. 267 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,788 How is that supposed to help him? 268 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,248 I don't know, how was it supposed to help Wilson? 269 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,001 Cross out Wilson's name and the date and then fill in your own. 270 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,629 The point of a review is to give feedback to help... 271 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,547 I'm thinking neurosyphilis. 272 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,550 Wouldn't show up on the mri without contrast. 273 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,888 I'll go run the tests. 274 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:39,272 He doesn't think it's syphilis, but he's gonna go run those tests anyway. 275 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,150 Because he doesn't know, that's why we do tests. 276 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,861 Because he's a wimp. Because he's afraid of you. 277 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,614 You want me to intimidate him into not being afraid? 278 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,009 - Not sure I know how to do that. - Reviews make a difference. 279 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,594 People have to listen, so they have to learn... 280 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,828 I don't think the right time 281 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,914 to tell the dog not to pee on the rug is semi-annually. 282 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,833 You don't want to do the papewvork. 283 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,418 I am concerned about the rain forest. 284 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,713 I'll do it. 285 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:04,923 I know. 286 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,972 I don't have syphilis. 287 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,515 You don't know. 288 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,143 How many ways are there to get it? 289 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,687 You can know who you had sex with, you can't know who she... 290 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:19,896 I do. 291 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,273 Not for sure. 292 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:26,987 It's a waste of time. I had a stroke. You can't keep wasting time. 293 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,381 We were tested for the peace corps. 294 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,698 Ten years ago. 295 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,325 You haven't been with your wife every minute of every day. 296 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,536 You think I'm naive, don't you? 297 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,539 I think you're... yeah. 298 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,874 I know my wife. 299 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,083 She's not perfect. 300 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,044 I'm not perfect. But she loves me. 301 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:50,135 And she's always loved me. Every minute, every day. 302 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,027 You're 15 minutes late. 303 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,115 Have you heard the good news? 304 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,492 Miley Cyrus is playing a third night at the spectrum? 305 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,494 Happiness is possible. 306 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,890 And not just in this life but in the next. Where you can... 307 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:22,876 Oh, you're selling religion! I'm sorry, I bought some islam yesterday. 308 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,712 Well, it's where your light showed signs before mending... 309 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,172 Man: Have a good evening. 310 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,007 - You're late. - Fifteen minutes. 311 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,301 Sixteen minutes. My sixteen minutes. 312 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,054 So keep him an extra sixteen minutes. 313 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,680 You hear that? She doesn't care. 314 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,725 You're going mini-golfing, what's it matter? You've got a tee-off time? 315 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,102 It matters because you don't get to decide what matters. 316 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,022 It was my fault. I had to take a shower. 317 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,733 Which was my fault. 318 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,151 I have to take a dump. 319 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,863 Anything else I don't need to know before you leave? 320 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:57,744 Have fun on your play date. You've got mommy's numbers, right? 321 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,830 Daddy needs a drink. 322 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,216 I was thinking, if we discount the niceness issue... 323 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,676 Sit down. 324 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,599 - I think it's a heart defect. - Nothing on the echo. 325 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,560 Could be a patent foramen ovale. Explains the stroke and the syncope 326 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,021 and a pfo wouldn't show up on a routine echo. 327 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,356 I'm going to do a bubble test. 328 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,149 You got a minute, first? 329 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,944 Sure. 330 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,115 I think you've shown remarkable strength in a difficult situation. 331 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,909 Are you giving me a performance review? 332 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,034 A good one. 333 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,038 I'm gonna do a bubble test. 334 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,500 There was enough blood left over from his admission work up to run the vdrl. 335 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,459 You doubted your patient? 336 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,796 No, what I thought didn't matter. 337 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,716 House said he wouldn't let us go on until we ruled out neurosyphilis. 338 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,801 It's not neurosyphilis, it's a pfo. 339 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:58,346 It's neurosyphilis. The tests were positive. 340 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,532 It's always the same conversation. They tell you you must be mistaken, 341 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:13,028 which is why I always run the tests twice. Then they blame the other guy. 342 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,696 Which makes sense if they're innocent. 343 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,406 But, obviously, half of them aren't. 344 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:19,826 They don't seem to get that they're busted. Scientifically proven. 345 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,661 Unless your spouse cheated, too. 346 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,598 Exactly. That's what you're praying for in that moment, that she cheated, too. 347 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,726 And then, if she doesn't kill you, you know that she did. 348 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,126 You'd know she betrayed you. 349 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,713 And then you realize that that sucks worse. 350 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,928 The test must be wrong. 351 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,930 I ran it twice. 352 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,434 Not that test. The one I took 10 years ago. 353 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,937 What other explanation is there? 354 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,908 He really sees no other possibility. 355 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,910 Did you have an affair? 356 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,746 Then why aren't you angry with him? 357 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,586 You ever know anybody who's just too nice? 358 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,671 - No. - It's annoying. 359 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,340 Then you realize it's annoying 360 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,759 because they remind you of what you're not, 361 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,970 that you'll never be as good as they are. 362 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:24,599 And then you think, why can't I? 363 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,352 And before you know it, 364 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,313 that naive idiot you laughed at 365 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,609 has made you a better person. 366 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:42,200 You really think I've been in love all these years with a symptom? 367 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,869 If syphilis caused lesions in his brain, 368 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,914 and the lesions caused personality changes... 369 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,709 You may notice a change in him, as his condition improves. 370 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,922 I know my husband. He's not going to change. 371 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,050 You should get yourself tested. 372 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,264 So much for the bell curve. 373 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,808 How can house be an ass without it being an illness, 374 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,810 but niceness is a biological crime? 375 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,770 You got five bucks? 376 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,272 Yeah... 377 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,778 Niceness just cost you five bucks, being an ass generally turns a profit. 378 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,866 Kutner, could you excuse us? I need to do Taub's review. 379 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,659 You can stay. 380 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,370 I think it'd be better if this was done privately. 381 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,872 This isn't going to be done. 382 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,933 What is it with you guys? I've given you advice before. 383 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,292 Not as our boss. 384 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,502 What's the difference? Advice is advice. 385 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,254 Fair enough. I'll go first. 386 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,592 "You demonstrate a great air of confidence, 387 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,051 which is really pissing me off." 388 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,029 - House authorized me to... - How long have you known him? 389 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,573 - He's using you. - I volunteered because 390 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:46,473 - I knew he wouldn't... - He could care less 391 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,892 about the papewvork. He's using you to screw with you. 392 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,478 He knows it'll annoy us, we'll stand up to you, 393 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:52,997 which will force you to confront the fact that 394 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,373 even though you think you're our superior, 395 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,607 you're no different from us. 396 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,068 He gave you authority, to keep you in your place. 397 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,406 - It's true. - Thanks. 398 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,407 Not him. What did he say? 399 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,950 Nothing. What's true? 400 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,785 If there's something wrong with this guy, 401 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,997 it means there's something wrong with house. 402 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,964 Are you trying to get me drunk? 403 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,594 - What time is it? - 10:30. 404 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:26,888 She'll kill you. 405 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,432 I'll get you home before lights out. 406 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:35,104 Great, then she'll kill me. If I get any more drunk... 407 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,400 It might not work. 408 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,571 If you know what I mean. 409 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,573 Really? 410 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:49,577 You'd think one or more of your ex-wives would have mentioned that to me. 411 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,955 They told you? Wait. 412 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,666 Why do you want to get Amber angry? 413 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,084 Because I'm your friend. 414 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,127 No, no, no, you said you approved. 415 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,189 You said you were taking the high road. 416 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,923 For how long, the first exit? 417 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:06,302 Hello, and thank you from saving me from being righteous to death. 418 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,780 Thirteen: Patient's vomiting blood. 419 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:08,948 Hematemesis could indicate... 420 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,807 House: Don't put it on the board. 421 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,076 You don't think it's a symptom? 422 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,060 I think it's my marker. 423 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,895 House: He has syph and what? 424 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,481 And syph. It can cause hematemesis. 425 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:21,192 Not everyone agrees. 426 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,610 How could you... 427 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,571 Because if you all thought it was just syph 428 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,936 you wouldn't have woken me up in the middle of the night. 429 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,801 If it was just syph, he wouldn't be getting worse. 430 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:29,993 He's already on penicillin. 431 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,720 The bleeding's probably from liver damage, 432 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,373 probably caused by ethanol in the cleansers or the penicillin. 433 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,209 Two more probablies than I like to hear. 434 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,753 Liver test and serologies, are going to take a full day. 435 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,463 Full night, actually. 436 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,048 Guy might not make it to brunch. 437 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,638 Yes, I knew about your issue with alcohol. 438 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,807 Yes, I intentionally got you drunk 439 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,732 to provoke an argument, between you and Amber. 440 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,604 And why I'd do such a thing is an interesting question. 441 00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,565 But what's more interesting is that you knew as much as I did, 442 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:04,777 and you're the one who's pouring down the drinks. Why? 443 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,655 Because I thought I was out having fun with a friend. 444 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,034 I didn't know the drinks had subtext. 445 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:14,162 I gotta get home. 446 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,834 Ggt's normal, that rules out alcohol. 447 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,336 Taub: What about serum protein? 448 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:22,545 It's positive. 449 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,672 Kind of assumed he had protein. 450 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,799 It's how much protein he has that we care about. 451 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,718 He's positive for syphilis. 452 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,512 Do you mind if I give you a performance review? 453 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:36,601 Not the patient. House. He has syphilis. 454 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,568 What happened? 455 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:50,156 Every time I searched my soul, I found Anna. 456 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,825 Are you going to tell Marie? 457 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,494 I have to. 458 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:55,953 Woman on TV: It will destroy her! 459 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,665 Man on TV: Will it be any worse... 460 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,502 Yes? 461 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:04,837 You might want to turn off the TV. 462 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:09,217 I'm multitasking. Also doing my taxes. And cuddy. 463 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,635 What did you find out? 464 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,720 Patient has hepatitis. 465 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,723 I assume from your omission of the word "viral" before the "hep" 466 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,684 that it's not another std. 467 00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,687 Put him on steroids and test him for sarcoid before the liver failure 468 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,523 becomes liver failed. 469 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,858 We're all doing this. 470 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,153 There's more? 471 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,447 You have syphilis. 472 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,866 Man on TV: Love lasts forever. 473 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,915 No, I don't. 474 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,810 One of us found a vial of your blood in the lab from when we... 475 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,544 Which one of you? 476 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,170 It's treatable. 477 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:50,550 We filled a prescription. 478 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,934 You okay? 479 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:25,626 So, this is why he is who he is. 480 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:26,753 We don't know. 481 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:29,756 We know. It's not just a coincidence. 482 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,299 Wilson says he's always been a jerk. 483 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,508 But he got worse. 484 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:33,718 After his leg. 485 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,428 The leg was a coincidence. 486 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,055 Did you sleep with him? 487 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:45,688 So what's going to happen? What's gonna change? 488 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:46,874 Maybe he'll be less of a jerk. 489 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,524 Or less of a doctor. 490 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,169 You gotta be a jerk to be a good doctor? 491 00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,778 I don't know. Maybe house does. 492 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:53,404 Why aren't you answering me? 493 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,907 Because it's none of their business. 494 00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:58,826 It's none of your business. 495 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:02,497 I think the std makes it my business. 496 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,001 Humans are complicated. 497 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,377 Humans are simple. 498 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:10,303 A million different things make us who we are. 499 00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:12,381 You change one, you change everything. 500 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:16,010 If Mozart was better adjusted, 501 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,305 decides to play catch one day, maybe there's no magic flute. 502 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:27,188 You did, didn't you? 503 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,610 Something I need to tell you. 504 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,779 Amber: You returned him drunk. 505 00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:38,032 - On time. - Drunk. 506 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,409 On time. No tag backs. 507 00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:42,829 The purpose of the time was to give me time. 508 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:43,996 So you didn't have sex... 509 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,249 - I like sex. - You can have it tonight. 510 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,917 The I word is on. 511 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,711 You don't get to decide what matters. 512 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:54,590 Either you're genuinely afraid I'm gonna make him miserable, 513 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:58,845 or you're afraid I'm gonna make him happy, or you simply can't stop screwing 514 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,031 with anything that moves. It doesn't really matter because, 515 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,223 whatever the reason, 516 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:08,020 you'll only get worse. Until either I stop seeing Wilson 517 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,565 or I stop you. 518 00:28:13,985 --> 00:28:15,987 What do you think I'm going to choose? 519 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:19,091 If you terminate the agreement, that's not gonna bring peace to the mideast. 520 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:21,242 I'm not terminating the agreement. 521 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,078 I'm amending the agreement. 522 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,789 I'm adding penalty clauses. 523 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:30,501 Fine. Whoever violates it gets their finger cut off. 524 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,378 - I'm serious. - So am I. 525 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:33,754 You want people to drive safer, 526 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,841 take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck. 527 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,302 No one will drive over three miles per hour. 528 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:40,779 - I'm not cutting... - We'll figure it out. 529 00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,513 On your time. 530 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:58,279 You know she's certifiable, right? I got forms in my desk. 531 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,407 Where is she wrong? 532 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:05,077 What were you going to tell me? 533 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,621 Nothing. 534 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:09,040 You're punishing me? 535 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:13,628 I needed to tell you something privately. 536 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,463 I'm not gonna tell her. 537 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,716 You'll tell her. She's your girlfriend. You should tell her. 538 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,301 You're my friend. 539 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,427 It's not the same. 540 00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,597 Don't sulk. 541 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,517 Where am I wrong? 542 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:35,316 "Your management style is counterproductive. 543 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:38,086 "You gave me authority over the team just so they could undercut..." 544 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,821 Critiquing the clap-addled? 545 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,448 Sort of tasteless. 546 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:45,242 I don't feel like waiting until your genitals cleared up. 547 00:29:45,368 --> 00:29:47,536 You need to formalize my authority over the team. 548 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:49,080 No, I don't. 549 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,915 You don't think I'm qualified? 550 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,792 Compared to those three? 551 00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:54,811 You want to punish cuddy for hiring me without... 552 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:56,712 I like cuddy. 553 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,714 Parts of her. 554 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,549 You want to crush the team, by crushing me? 555 00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,885 I want to empower them. 556 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:06,555 Those three idiots need to respect you. 557 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:09,892 They should respect you. They should be afraid of you. 558 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,477 So I have to humiliate you. 559 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,622 See, if the team fears you, they won't question you, 560 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,332 if they don't question you, they won't get any answers, 561 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,566 if they don't get any answers, they're useless. 562 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,026 Mocking me saves lives? 563 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,737 Hospital will probably build you a statue one day. 564 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,115 You know, with a "kick me" sign, on the back. 565 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,093 So when you think about it, the more I mock you, 566 00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,844 the more it shows that I have respect for you. 567 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,372 Or you made up that b.S. Because you like humiliating me. 568 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,874 Wouldn't rule that out completely. 569 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,126 You busy? 570 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:36,585 Almost done. 571 00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:43,134 So just remember, the rabbit goes around the tree and jumps down the hole. 572 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,929 Negative for sarcoidosis. 573 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,975 Run him for everything you can think of. 574 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:55,855 Lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth Marx brother nobody ever heard of. 575 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,108 You bitch! 576 00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:04,155 I just went to get us some lunch. You were asleep. 577 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,073 You moved my book! 578 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,702 Jeff, calm down, it's just the drugs. 579 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,455 The drugs didn't move my... 580 00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:15,082 Jeff? 581 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:20,171 My husband's having a heart attack! Can somebody help me, please? 582 00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:24,008 Somebody help me, please! 583 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,727 She saved his life. 584 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:38,689 Or she scabbed. Depends on your point of view. 585 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:43,277 So, what do we think? New symptom? Or just a wife beater? 586 00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:45,488 Hey. 587 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,158 Time for you to take this baby for a spin. 588 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:56,290 We loaded him full of prednisone to try to fix the liver. 589 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,585 Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail. 590 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:03,881 Prednisone could cause roid rage, which could cause hypertension, 591 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,049 which results... 592 00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:06,759 Roid rage after six hours? 593 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:10,054 That rate, by sundown, he'll have eaten most of us. 594 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,559 Still could be the penicillin, allergic reaction. 595 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,079 How does a fried liver put him into a rage? 596 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,480 It's not frying his liver, it's frying his syphilis. 597 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,316 The penicillin's working. The real patient's emerging. 598 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:26,070 So syphilis prevents domestic violence. 599 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,489 I'm gonna be even more attractive to the ladies. 600 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,895 I was going to test for a heart issue before the syphilis. 601 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,409 Pfo could explain the heart attack, 602 00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:36,330 and reduced blood flow to the brain could explain the rage. 603 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,125 Well, they're all good ideas. 604 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,501 Okay. Let's take a vote. 605 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,379 How many think it's the roids talking? 606 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,507 And who's for the penicillin? 607 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,635 And how about whatever she said? 608 00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:54,515 Someone hasn't raised their hand. 609 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,394 Whatever I decide? 610 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,938 You're setting me up. 611 00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,274 Why would I do that? 612 00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:07,403 Pfo. 613 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:10,823 Pfos have it. 614 00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:16,287 I just hope the bubble test is positive. Or it's no more Mr. Nice guy. 615 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:30,759 We gave Van gogh chelation therapy. Turned him into a house painter. 616 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:35,181 Maybe not. Maybe we just put Hitler on ritalin. 617 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,600 Are you comparing house to Hitler? 618 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:38,767 Oh, god. 619 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,229 Just because I don't think he's Hitler doesn't mean I slept with him. 620 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,524 I don't sleep with everyone who's better than Hitler. 621 00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:49,403 Maybe Taub's right. Maybe this is good. 622 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,779 This is not good. 623 00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:55,534 He respected our opinions, he mocked himself, he was civil, he shared. 624 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:57,244 He didn't care. 625 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,369 He never cares. 626 00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:02,082 He didn't vote. He always cared about one thing, 627 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,584 solving the puzzle. 628 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:07,296 But he was irrelevant in that diagnosis, he had no opinion of his own. 629 00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:10,883 He now cares about nothing. 630 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:15,346 You had no choice, you had to treat him. What's done is done. 631 00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:28,150 You know that thing I was going to tell you? I gotta tell you. 632 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:32,321 I gotta tell someone. You have to swear not to tell c.B. 633 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,407 - Whatever. - That's not swearing, that's shrugging. 634 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,451 It's actually the opposite of swearing. 635 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,203 I won't tell Amber. 636 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:48,545 My team thinks that I have syphilis. 637 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,048 - Do you? - Not yet. 638 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,342 Why do they think you do? 639 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:56,178 Because I knew they had access to an old blood sample. 640 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,430 I knew they'd test it sometime for something. 641 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,075 Why would you swap your blood? What are you afraid they'll find? 642 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:05,312 Shut up, you're missing the point. Now they think that I'm on penicillin. 643 00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:09,525 Is this some clever practical joke that I'm not aware of? 644 00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:13,070 And as I get better, I get nicer. 645 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,660 That's brilliant. 646 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,413 Foreman thinks I actually value his opinion. 647 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:25,958 Thank god he said pfo or I'd have had to do some dancing. 648 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:27,293 You got time for bowling? 649 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,339 Come on, it's work hours. 650 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,675 I'll get my shoes. 651 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,471 - So we don't need to talk about... - No. 652 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,116 - You're gonna keep screwing... - Yeah. 653 00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:44,518 And you're gonna keep talking about it. We are who we are. 654 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,438 I'll get my shoes. 655 00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:53,068 Okay, got a good view of the heart. 656 00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:59,158 What if we lower house's dosage? Maybe stabilize him? 657 00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,410 He doesn't get worse, he doesn't get better. 658 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:04,663 Quite the line to walk. If we're wrong, he dies of neurosyphilis. 659 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,415 If we don't, other people die. 660 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,500 Other people who aren't our boss. 661 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,877 People. 662 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,880 This sucks. The guy had a gift. I killed... 663 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,551 - Hi. What... - House doesn't have syphilis. 664 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,511 He switched the blood samples. 665 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:21,305 How do you know that? 666 00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,556 House told Wilson. 667 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,517 I wanted to ruin house's day. See you. 668 00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:29,480 - We're idiots. - We're not idiots. 669 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,374 Positive blood test means positive blood test. 670 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,691 Apparently not. 671 00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:35,486 There they are. Let's see if they... 672 00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:37,738 What are you doing? We're not done. 673 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,490 He doesn't have syphilis. 674 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,325 I know. 675 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:51,919 Kutner: Patient tested positive for syphilis, right? 676 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,921 Is this some sort of recap? 677 00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:56,632 But why did he test positive for syphilis? 678 00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:58,759 Oh, oh, I know this. 679 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,928 Either, one, he has syphilis. 680 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,137 I was gonna say that. 681 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,264 Or two, the test was wrong twice. 682 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,768 Or three, he gave us someone else's blood. 683 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:16,276 - Who? - Amber. 684 00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:22,616 Get that idiotic smile out of my face, I gotta go on a killing spree. 685 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:26,703 Or four, he has something that tests positive for syphilis. 686 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,840 - It's not chagas. - He worked in Costa Rica, 687 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:30,958 before he was married. 688 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,752 Is two a spree or do I have to kill you too? 689 00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:35,838 Chagas wouldn't explain the niceness. 690 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:40,217 I've heard of remote tribes that actually practice acts of kindness. 691 00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:42,970 Or the chagas caused encephalitis. 692 00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,221 The mri showed no signs... 693 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:47,099 Until we started him on steroids, compromised the immune system 694 00:37:47,224 --> 00:37:48,517 and let the infection flare up. 695 00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:52,187 I did another one. It's not much. 696 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,817 It's plenty. 697 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,864 You figured this out because I don't have syphilis? 698 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:04,658 Damn. 699 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:08,745 It should have been my epiphany. 700 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,042 Good news and bad news. 701 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:17,880 Good news is, we know what you have, 702 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:21,717 it's treatable, and you're going to live. 703 00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:24,136 Really? 704 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:25,345 What's the bad news? 705 00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:28,849 The cure is a grueling course of pills. 706 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,058 It's like 707 00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:33,479 one a day for a month. 708 00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,647 Now you're just trying to make me laugh. 709 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:37,733 Yeah, like that's a challenge. 710 00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:39,359 You have chagas disease. 711 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,529 It's a parasite. It's been asymptomatic for 10 years. 712 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,741 Not quite. Your brain's been swollen, not enough to see, 713 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,409 but enough to alter your personality. 714 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:48,660 We're back to that? 715 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:51,205 He screamed at you, you don't think he can change? 716 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:53,957 That was because of the drugs. 717 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,294 So you think drugs are more powerful than parasites? 718 00:38:57,419 --> 00:39:00,315 I mean, the ones we're gonna give you to treat the parasites obviously are, 719 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:03,842 but I stand by the principle. 720 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:11,767 I'm not worried. 721 00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:12,893 Neither am I. 722 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:18,190 Neither am I. But that's because I don't care. 723 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,123 Reviews? 724 00:39:35,249 --> 00:39:37,960 It was brought to my attention that, on occasion, 725 00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:40,212 I am not respectful of hospital hierarchy. 726 00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:42,464 The word was "contemptuous." 727 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,848 Well phrased, thoughtful... 728 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:58,105 Identically phrased. These are all the same. 729 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:02,651 Because underneath it all, we are all the same. 730 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:06,113 And foreman refused to type his up. 731 00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:07,531 Well, it's more than I expected. 732 00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:10,242 There's an extra one in there. 733 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:23,338 "Your treatment of patients is nonexistent 734 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:27,134 "because you're not a doctor, you're an administrator." 735 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,678 Foreman convinced me that these could be helpful. 736 00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:31,722 "Your management of employees is, 737 00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:35,142 well, let's face it, they're outside carrying signs." 738 00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:38,979 The strike ended. The nurses have been back for two shifts already. 739 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:42,274 You'd think I'd have noticed. What exactly did they do around here? 740 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:52,618 "You act like employees should fear and respect you, but your eyes tell us... 741 00:40:52,743 --> 00:40:55,623 "Actually your eyes tell us nothing, because we're looking at your boobs, 742 00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:57,849 "which tell us that you're desperate to have someone jump on you 743 00:40:57,873 --> 00:41:01,501 "and tell you they love you one grunted syllable at a time. 744 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:05,130 "What you want, you run away from. What you need, you don't have a clue. 745 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:09,509 "What you've accomplished makes you proud. 746 00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,595 "But you're still miserable." 747 00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,389 Please sign. 748 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:18,644 I got a call from Amber today. 749 00:41:18,769 --> 00:41:21,897 Says there's been a violation your contract. 750 00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:24,816 You've been seeing Wilson on her time. 751 00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,401 She breached confidentiality. 752 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,655 You can let it slide, officer, we're even. 753 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:33,158 Yes, you are. You're both losing fingers. 754 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,038 Look what I found. 755 00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,164 Nice. 756 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,087 They think you might be able to come home tomorrow. 757 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,922 Yeah? That's good. 758 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,218 What's the matter? 759 00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:54,680 The ketchup. There's something wrong with that. 760 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:01,228 Tastes fine. Is there anything else? 761 00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:03,063 Everything else is great. 762 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:07,442 I just, I don't know, I guess I don't like ketchup anymore. 763 00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:10,904 Wonder what else I don't like. 764 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:30,507 Roll over. 765 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,011 We need a tougher punishment. 766 00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:37,889 You want to come over to the poopy side? 767 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:42,102 So where are you two going Friday night? 768 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,227 Dinner at I'auberge. 769 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:49,192 You're lying. 770 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:50,317 Of course I am. 56531

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