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I hope today is an easier day at work.

It got pretty wild yesterday.

Really? How's being a nurse wild?

What do you think I do at work?

Put on Band-Aids, give out lollipops.

Oh, is that what I do?

Speaking of wild, Sweatbeast and son

have a very manly day ahead.

Mrs. Maybank needs us to fix stuff in her apartment,

so it's super

power tools Sunday! Super power tools Sunday!

We're going to a strawberry festival

Gretel heard about at school.

You boys are welcome to come with us if you like.

We're good. We're going to be men and fix things.

You girls enjoy picking berries

or whatever people do

at little strawberry festivals.

I've never picked strawberries before.

It's not that kind of strawberry festival, Mom.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

♪ If you like living on the edge of a knife

♪ And you're looking for the time of your life

♪ Leave your grandma at home and get ready to go

♪ We're gonna leave behind our tranquility

♪ So, if you really want your brains to explode (LAUGHS)

♪ We're just about a half a mile up the road

♪ Just sign your waiver Because if you break a bone

♪ We deny responsibility

♪ At the Strawberry Festival

♪ The level of risk is acceptable

♪ Unless we're talking gastrointestinal

♪ We're not responsible for your dry cleaning

♪ The Doom Machine of Death Drop the Ferris Wheel of Fear

♪ That's right!

♪ The Carousel of Carnage We got everything in here

♪ We got it all ♪ We're gonna toss you

♪ Spin you hang you upside down

♪ You're gonna need a month of therapy before you hit the ground

♪ At the Strawberry Festival

♪ The level of risk is acceptable

♪ Unless we're talking gastrointestinal ♪

But we cannot stress this enough.

♪ We're not responsible for your dry cleaning

♪ At the Strawberry Festival

♪ Turn it up to the highest decibel

♪ Where the thrills are really nonsensical

♪ Come on down

♪ Come on down to the Strawberry Festival

♪ Just come on down

♪ The Strawberry Festival

♪ What you waiting for?

♪ The Strawberry Festival ♪ Come on, come on, come on

♪ The Strawberry Festival ♪

(CAROLINA SIGHS)

We're not going to pick

any berries today, are we?

No. Strawberry Fest is the awesome traveling theme park

of my favorite stuntman, Jeff Strawberry.

MAN ON PA: The year was 1976.

Jeff Strawberry burst onto the scene as he burst into flames

during his first stunt, clear the convoy.

And no, he didn't clear that convoy.

But he didn't stop trying.

Stunt after stunt after stunt.

He kept pushing the envelope as doctors pushed his gurney.

Although his heart had stopped 60 times,

with the support of his hardcore fans

and the invention of the defibrillator,

Jeff Strawberry's high-octane heroics live on

here at the Strawberry Festival.

He's a total hero.

Being reckless and dangerous

isn't heroic.

Helping people is what makes you a hero.

Ooh, the Ferris Wheel of Fear!

Let's go! I'm done with being needlessly stressed out.

You go. Come on, Mom!

Chase the rush! (SIGHS)

DAVE: Let's go.

Mrs. Maybank's apartment isn't going to fix itself.

Today's going to be hardcore.

My day is pretty packed, too.

Eh.

CAROLINA: Hey, I like it so far.

Maybe this ride isn't so bad.

Yeah.

(MACHINE BUZZES)

(SCREAMING)

♪ Yeah!

♪ Get it! Get it! ♪

(SIGHS)

You know what would be perfect now?

Lying down on a bench with my eyes closed?

Nope. Playing Balloon Carnage of Death!

No way. Come on.

Stop being a fraidy cat.

I am not a fraidy cat.

I'm a normal cat.

Oh, yeah? Prove it.

(SIGHS) Yay!

Here you go. One basket of axes

and a flamethrower.

Please aim for the balloons, ma'am.

What else would I aim for?

(GRUNTS)

Whoa!

Okay, I'm done.

What about the flamethrower?

The only flames I want are broiled on a chicken sandwich.

Ooh!

I'll take a turn.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

I should have finished high school. (SOBBING)

Baloney!

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Hello, Mrs. Maybank.

Just point us to whatever needs fixing

because we are here to fix stuff.

There will be absolutely no fixing

until we have a nice, leisurely cup of tea first.

Did you know that tea used to be chewed

to detoxify the body?

I did not know that. Nor I.

Did you just say "nor I"?

I guess tea makes me talk fancy.

Whoo-hoo!

Now, this is what I'm talking about.

Sharing a nice, relaxing

post-lunch smoothie with my daughter.

Yeah, awesome. Listen, there's a super intense monster truck

demolition derby starting soon.

We need to hurry and sign up. (SIGHS)

Can't we just keep bonding in a safe and calm environment?

No, let's go!

(SIGHS) You're very strong for your age.

MRS. MAYBANK: Tea is also my favorite way

to get to know people.

It is good for that.

And you know what these tools are good for?

Fixing stuff.

Tell me something about yourselves.

Uh, sure.

Kevin, you, you start.

Me?

Well, uh, I'm in high school

and I have a book report due tomorrow.

That about covers me. Dad?

I love fixing stuff.

What about you, Mrs. Maybank?

Tell us something about you.

Well, I used to live in Paris.

When I was 19, I moved there to learn to paint.

That's where I met Andre, the love of my life.

He was a brilliant student at the Sorbonne.

(EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING)

Ah, I don't know about this, Gretel.

Mom, stop worrying

and start living dangerously, like Jeff Strawberry.

All right, demolition derby participants.

Last truck standing wins this giant plushy

of our fearless founder, Jeff Strawberry.

(ENGINES REVVING)

Why are the engines so loud?

(YELLS) So you don't hear the screams!

What? (FOGHORN BLOWS)

Go ahead. No, no, it's okay. Go ahead.

Mom, it's a demolition derby.

You're supposed to demolish the other trucks.

It's in the actual name of the event.

CAROLINA: No back-seat driving from the front seat.

I have precious cargo on board.

That's you.

Oh, no.

Come on, Mom. We're gonna lose.

Everyone is going over the speed limit,

just like when we were in Florida.

The truck broke.

Be careful. Kevin told me you can flood the engine if you...

I know how to drive a monster truck.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Mom, you gotta move now!

I'm going to check the fuses.

(GROANS)

And we have a winner!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

What happened? Looks like we won.

Yay!

This is the first time anyone has won the demolition derby

without hitting any of the other vehicles.

Literally none.

You basically did nothing.

We are all rather confused.

Oh, well, congratulations.

Kind of a hollow victory.

Well, that was cool. Right, Gretel?

(SARCASTICALLY) Yay. We did nothing.

MRS. MAYBANK: There was so much civil unrest.

Our love grew stronger as we met every day in the Latin Quarter,

marching to make a change.

But one day, Andre didn't show up.

No! (GASPS)

I waited for him at the statue on Rue de la Huchette

every morning for two weeks,

but he never came.

I didn't even know his last name.

That is so sad.

So, so sad.

Yes, well, there's more, but I've been talking far too much.

I'm sure you boys are ready to start fixing stuff.

No!

I mean, we are, but I, I haven't quite finished my tea yet.

Nor I.

Fancy.

So, did you ever see Andre again?

I still don't know how we won.

You don't need to overthink it.

Doing absolutely nothing, we beat everybody else

and won a giant stuffed Jeff Strawberry.

(GRUNTING)

Hey, that guy is choking.

Wait, I don't know what to do.

(BUZZER SOUNDING)

Um...

Everybody, out of the way!

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

So, there I was, a dead man standing,

with nothing but a...

(CHOKING)

Everybody, shut your mouths

or this may never end.

(BELL DINGING)

And that's what nurses do.

That was the coolest thing

I have ever seen in all of my life.

You could say that again.

And I've almost died 60 times.

It's 61 times now, sir.

Better change all the signs.

Is there anything I can do for you

in return for keeping me alive?

You can sign our stuffed you.

Sign it to my mom.

Her name is Carolina.

Oh, my pleasure. "To Carolina.

"You are my hero.

"Sincerely, Jeff Strawberry."

You're my hero, too.

Oh, mi amor, come here.

And she didn't even know his last name.

But then they met up at the airport.

And they were married for...

BOTH: Forty-eight years.

(EXHALES DEEPLY) I love you, Dad.

I love you, too, son.

By the way, who's this guy?

♪ She saved his life with a mighty squeeze

♪ Now he's like a member of the family

♪ He's forever indebted He won't let them forget it

♪ Because he's living in their garage

♪ And also, he's a genie ♪

Yeah, we're not gonna do that.

I'll just show myself out.

(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ It's Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ If they can't do it then nobody can

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ There's also Kevin in the minivan ♪

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