Original subtitles

"There was this mavericK, somewhat foolish..."

"and there was this beauty, crazy about him"

"This is their story"

"Through the smoKe, the smoKescreen..."

"you will behold a pretty face"

"Let this veil of modesty and shyness..."

"be done away with, if you must"

"Sway... in my arms..."

"Kiss me... something's about to happen"

"This beautiful evening, let it all be mine..."

"for something's about to happen"

"It's your time"

Shoot

I was in no hurry to die, although I loved to fly

From these heights of the city, the two of us shared the same dream

To striKe it big some day and spend the rest of our lives in comfort

We wouldn't ever have to worry about money

Rohit Knew very well that I had never pulled off a job without him

And yet, for some reason, he was talKing about retirement

Here I was, looKing for a bonus. And he was asKing for a pension

What really worried me was that he was absolutely determined

I tried my best to reason with him

For my saKe, at least hear me out. - For my saKe, I'm listening to nothing!

But you must listen! I've been Keeping an eye on this man for 3 weeKs!

So listen...

that accountant visits the banK every Wednesday exactly at 9:30 a.m.

And he withdraws at least 100,000 to 200,000 rupees

Now looK, Arjun... your plan sounds good. I admit that...

the accountant will maKe a nice sucKer. But why don't you understand...?

I want to give up this Kind of a life!

The truth is that I too wanted to give up this Kind of a life

But we had drunK beer with the last of the money we had

Good morning, Mr Shah. - Yes?

I'm Ali Beg, from the Reserve BanK.

This is my colleague, Ramesh Mhatre. - Please taKe a seat

We have information your teller is upto mischief while issuing cash

What...? My banK...? - That's right

Impossible. That's entirely... - Possible

It is possible, Mr Shah. - But...

When your next customer withdraws cash...

call him into your office without any fuss

But... - Relax, Mr Shah!

If your customers get to Know your banK is upto something fishy...

they'll hit the panic buttons. - Another scam. And you'll lose your job

So taKe our advise. For your own saKe... just be calm. Relax

oKay, oKay... would you liKe to have something?

Coffee. - Tea

Excuse me, sir... the manager wants to see you

What is the matter, sir? - Come...

I'm Ali Beg from the Reserve BanK. This is my colleague, Ramesh Mhatre

How much money have you withdrawn? - 300,000

I'm sorry, we need to count the money. - What for?

I'm told that our teller is giving less money

What do you mean? - Simple. We need to count the money

Please hand over the money. - I'd liKe to see your badges

LooKs liKe he watches a lot of movies

Reserve BanK

ThanK you

Now let us have your name. - RaKesh Gupta. From Gupta & Sons

Your office address? - Gupta & Sons, Mittal Chambers...

907, Nariman Point

How long have you been worKing there? - Four years

How many people on the staff? - Between 60 and 70

Give me their names. - What?

Relax! I'm just joKing, all right?

How many folKs in your family? - Five

All tax-payers? - Yes

Give me their permanent account numbers. - What for?

Our hunch was right. This bundle has seven currency notes less

So we were right, Mr Shah. I'm sorry, Mr Gupta...

but we'll have to seize your money with evidence and addresses

You please sign here. And you... put your signature here

What for? - If you want the money bacK...

you'll have to sign it, Mr Gupta. - You have a problem at the banK!

Why harass a customer? - LooK, I'm extremely...

Mr Gupta, he's not to be blamed. This is just protocol

And you needn't worry. Your money's not going anywhere

PicK it up from the Reserve BanK this evening. Now please sign it

Please don't say a word about this to anyone just yet, Mr Gupta

The Government will be grateful to you. We cannot afford another scandal

Please watch the teller

our officers will come in from the bacK door and quietly whisK him away

Your customers will not be put to any inconvenience

ThanK you for your cooperation. - Have a nice day, Mr Shah

We were out to get 100,000. And we get our hands on 300,000!

"Hey brother... namaste"

"You and I... never stop"

"People are amazed at our friendship"

"No one Knows how we pull it off..."

"how we get away with it is always a mystery"

"This is our day..."

"who Knows what might happen tomorrow"

"Hey guys... we haven't a care in the world"

"Hey guys... that's the way we are"

So you've blown it all up? - There's more to come

Money doesn't grow on trees! - Exactly why I eye people's pocKets

You'll get caught, go to jail and land me also in trouble

The cop's a friend. He'll buy us booze all right

What are they doing...?

They can't shrug off the colonial hangover

Hey pretender... that's not happening!

"You have made it... what happens to me now?"

"This is wrong, that's a sin... that's wrongdoing, that's bad..."

"how's anyone to live here, going by the laws of the world?"

"This is the way to live, or that is the way..."

"don't do this, don't do that..."

"everyone preaches so long as he himself is merrily placed"

"In this life of fleeting moments..."

"peace is so elusive to come by"

"Hey guys... we haven't a care in the world"

guys... that's the way we are"

"Let the world change..."

"let seasons come and go..."

"we're never going to change..."

"we swear to that"

"Hey guys... we haven't a care in the world"

"Hey guys... that's the way we are"

Here come the blood-sucKers

Hello, sir. - What's up, Mr D'Souza?

What's up? What's up he asKs!

You swagger around drunK so late in the night and asK me what's up!

The month isn't over yet, Mr D'Souza. So what's up today?

What? Two smart asses vanished after swindling a banK of 300,000 this morning

What? Did you hear about that? - I read about it in an eveninger

Did I asK you? Did I...?

Why're you chewing on our brains, Mr D'Souza?

That's the problem with you. You just don't understand

You've stopped respecting us. Have we asKed you not earn a living?

But just don't stop respecting us, that's it

So let's have a piece of the pie. - There's nothing left

Did I asK you...? - Stop hitting him, Sharma!

You oKay? - Yeah, oKay

out with it... quicK

30,000. That's all we have. - You do understand

It has to do with respect. And you must respect the law

Respect the law, guys. LiKe law-abiding citizens

Enjoy. - Here you are

Let's move it. - Let them enjoy

They've taKen it all away

What are you looKing for? - Money... your cut

The money's over. And my money is your money... let's go

one last tricK. That's it. Our lives will be set after that

Know what? No matter how big a tricK you pull off...

it's never going to be enough for you

Now listen to me, Arjun... - What?

These things "big" and "small" have no definitions

What does that mean? - Sometimes something so small...

appears to be big. And sometimes, something so big is really too small

What are laughing for?

Don't ever say that to a girl. She'll beat you up!

Disgusting! I'm saying something so meaningful. And you thinK it's a joKe

You're a real rascal!

Hey Arjun... my Red Bull's over. What's to be done?

Here I am. - That's what I was afraid of...

you idiot! - Idiot!

OKay, since I'm younger than you, I'll go and fetch it

oKay

Hey... no. - That's all right

He's never going to mend his ways. Never!

Excuse me...

Rohit! Rohit!

What happened to you? What...? - Arjun, listen!

It's the 300,000 you swindled from the banK... made a sucKer out of that guy...

you Know whose man he was? SiKander's!

Get the hell out of here! We'll have him cremated...

the cops will be here any moment. Get going! Hurry up!

I'm sorry... please forgive me

I remembered every word Rohit had said to me

Everything we were fond of, everything we dreamed of...

was finished with his death. Money meant nothing in life anymore

I had quit the racKet and the city forever

Rohit's word were so prophetic

Bad times and a man's sins always catch up with him

Hey... my name is Kaif

I've heard so much about you. You've really led us on a chase

SiKander wants you over at 9 tomorrow morning

Be there on time

People say, SiKander can never die

When he was still a child, his father was so sicK of the mill-striKe...

that he poisoned his entire family and himself

Everyone died. But SiKander Kept fighting for his life for 10 days

And he walKed out alive

At 10, he worKed at a bar. And at 20, he owned the same bar

He had married the owner's daughter

His father-in-law died in just a weeK's time

People say SiKander had poisoned him

In 3 years, SiKander was the owner of 25 bars

When the rest of the dons in Mumbai felt threatened by him...

they Kidnapped his wife and daughter. SiKander sold all his bars immediately

He brought his wife and Kid home...

poisoned them and Killed them

SiKander has no weaKnesses anymore. He owns 300 bars today

Then there were the Khan brothers who had him shot at to Kill him

That bullet is still lodged in his bacK

He goes around with a pacemaKer in his chest

But he did not die. He's still alive

And rumour has it that he poisoned the Khan brothers...

and laid them out cold at Chowpatty beach

He also poisoned Ganpat and buried him in the same sands

He has opened a new bar right there. Sin City

What point are you getting at? - Nothing...

he has invited you for breaKfast. So just don't eat or drinK anything

Hey clowns... stay here. You... move ahead

The stories you've heard about me are indeed the truth

But do not be afraid. That is not poisoned

Kaif said you wanted to meet me. - You have some money of mine

I thought I'd asK you if it was safe

Which money?

Who are you afraid of?

God

What does God mean to you?

Strength. Total and complete power

You're the second man with that answer

Why? Is the first man dead?

I'm the first one

To me also, God is someone who has total and complete power

I liKe that. - What?

I see fear for me in your eyes. And it isn't misplaced

By the way, don't you want to Know what fate befell the accountant...

you tooK for a ride?

Jesus Christ!

In your business, you use emotions to con people

My business depends on emotions too

The emotion of fear

You Know why people are scared of SiKander?

Because no one can Kill SiKander

out of the 61 poisons in the world, 60 have absolutely no effect on me

LooK, SiKander, had I Known that accountant was your man, I'd never...

That's what your friend also said! But I was terribly angry then

Too bad

I trust your word

Give me my money and you can go from here

I don't have your money

Then we have a problem

He brought Ganpat here, hung him upside down...

and let loose man-eating ants on him

So where has the money gone? - We repaid a debt

Repaid a debt!

May I go now? - Sure

ThanKs

It was a pleasure meeting you

It's not about money. It's about principles

If I forgive you today, someone else will steal my money tomorrow

In ten days, you will pay 400,000 rupees to me

400,000? - Yes. The 100,000 is interest

Till then, Kaif will cling to you liKe your shadow

If you don't pay me in 10 days...

tell your friend in hell that you're going to join him. Bye

Cheers

Everything oKay, Arjun? All intact?

I hope you've got 2 left?

The messenger of death

Well, guys? Loaded with dough. Let's have a ball

That's Kaif. - Hello

Hello?

Doctor! I'm in big trouble! Please help me!

My life's gone all topsy-turvy! Please help me out!

Please sit down here. - Yes, I'll sit down

Doctor, I'm in big trouble. Please help me!

What is your name? - Sunny Dastoor

Doctor, you have to please help me out

I have this nasty habit of wagering bets while sleeping and while awaKe!

Even if I have just a rupee on me, I go and gamble it away!

You don't Know, my wife has left me because of this habit of mine

My children don't even want to looK at my face!

Please, doctor! Try to understand

only yesterday... last night...

please give me a pill that will cure me of this vice!

LooK, there's no such pill. Let's talK about it...

get to the root of your problem and solve it

Is there no such pill? - No

No injections either? - No

So what sort of a doctor are you? You only spin a yarn?

You use your spiel to empty your patient's pocKets!

I ran up a gambling debt of 50,000 rupees last night. 50,000!

And I don't have a penny on me!

Doctor, you have to help me out! I don't have any money...

and he's after my blood! I don't Know...

he'll Kill me! He's not going to spare me!

I have no hopes! No one here can help me! No one!

Better I Kill myself!

Hold on... hold on! Wait

Please sit down, Mister Dastoor...

sit down... please sit down

Sit down... relax. Put that gun down... down

Here. Have a glass of water

LooK, you can use that if I'm not able to help you, oKay?

I want to die! - Put the gun down!

That's oKay... that's oKay

Write down his name and address. - What for? Are you going to...?

No. Just write down his name and address

"Don't winK at me..."

Excuse me. I wish to meet Arjun

"Don't winK at me, o handsome. I'm not going to fall for you"

"Don't you toy with my heart, o crazy one..."

"begone, lover-boy"

"It's your mischief that has been my undoing"

"It's for you that my heart sKips a beat..."

Are you looKing for me?

Arjun? - What can I do for you?

I'm Natasha. A man called Sunny Dastoor played poKer with you last night...

and lost 50,000 rupees. - Sunny Dastoor...?

Correct. Sunny Dastoor. Yes?

Because of the debt, he tried to Kill himself last night

And I don't thinK you'd liKe to cause someone's death for so little money?

I agree, if you insist. Are you happy?

No. I'd be happy if you could write it down...

on a piece of paper and give it to me

Well, in that case, you'll have to do something for me

Excuse me! What the hell do you mean?

I'm no Mother Teresa. I'm a doctor and I've come here only for a patient

You lose your temper over nothing

At least hear me out. It's nothing, trust me

Really? So what is it?

There's a game of poKer going on in there...

and there's a chap who's been winning all evening

I want you to go in there with me as my girlfriend...

and help me read his mind. - That's impossible

Nobody can read anybody's mind

Go ahead. Hold it in any of your hands

That's funny. How did you do it?

I can read people's minds. - That's impossible

I'm a psychiatrist and I Know that you can't read anybody's mind

How did you do that?

No matter which hand you hold the coin in...

your nose twitches slightly in that direction

That guy winning in there, he plays with his ring...

whenever he bluffs his opponents

But he Knows that I've come to understand his habit

And he has stopped playing with his ring altogether

Are you serious?

There's a sucKer born every minute... and two conmen to swindle him

Shall we...?

All right. Let's go

So what's your plan liKe? - I always plan to win

The rest is upto God

Please...

Guys, this is Natasha. - Hi

JacK, Bhatia, Kaif...

Hello. I deal in stocKs

This is G. C. - G...?

Careful, JacK. Give me nice cards this time

LooKs liKe we need a new wad of notes. What say, Arjun?

This game is really hotting up. I'll go and freshen up

You'll be oKay, right? - Yes, sure

So what were you saying...?

Hang on. I'll asK

What?

Why the sullen face...? What's up? - Nothing

Let's have a smile, buddy. Just a bit of cheer...

a little smile

Yes, that's the smile girls are crazy about

But he smoKes a lot of cigars. A dangerous looKing face and cigars...

Come off it, Bhatia. Stop beating about the bush

And you, JacK...? Venting your anger on me?

Such rotten cards? I'll maKe it miserable for you

What useless cards. I pacK. - I pacK, too

Fix you later, JacK

What do you thinK? - I thinK we're going to win

Not bad. Your turn G.C.

Not bad at all

I've run out of chips

That's 10, 25 short

oKay, we want you pay up immediately if you lose

You'll have it

Three Kings!

Three Aces. - Three Aces?

Did us in all right! - Can't even swear with a woman around!

Did you thinK you're the only smart guy? That I'm a fool?

I see smart asses liKe you gambling in every nooK and corner of the city

He set a girl after me to watch whether I play with my ring!

Now... I Know it all! Everything! Out with the dough!

I'll go and get your money

Sit down. Down... sit down

Sit down! - Hello...

watch it, that's a gun

Maybe this is the way then!

Hey... put that gun away!

Out with the money. - How do I Know you're not cheating?

I... cheating? Damn you...

one second

You can fire even later. You get that?

He's run out of your money. So what's your problem if he goes and fetches it?

What are you flaring up for? - Did I talK to you?

No. - So sit down

Sure. - And you give me the money!

Will a cheque do? - What...?

Arjun, you've landed in this mess only because of me

You can pay me later. But right now, just save yourself from this mess

No, Natasha... - What Natasha...? Lover-boy!

One slug in your face... and you'll do the act in an ad for a shroud!

Modelling. - What?

They call it modelling in ads. They don't act

But it's not for you, never mind. Get on with what you're doing

A bearer cheque

There go your plans right? - What happened?

My mistaKe, but what do I do? I asKed Kaif for a gun...

and he hands me a toy gun!

So I'm the sucKer, not him. - So simple

WalK in here with a girl, point a gun at Arjun and walK away with the dough

But what'll you do with the dough? - I'm sorry...

Creativity, you see. I've proved that a sucKer is born every minute

And two conmen, to swindle him. Correct

We're really sorry. - Hey smart ass...

stay here, we'll be bacK

Stay right here. We'll be bacK

Return my money. - Sure... taKe this too

Keep the water-pistol

So this is what you do every day? - Better than stealing

What does that mean? - Nobody uses force in our profession

They give us money of their own volition

oh yes, sure! - I'm serious

The "feel-good factor" garners votes... but we're just plain conmen

Better believe him. He's been at it since he was 14

It'll taKe you time to understand me. - Here's a souvenier for you

And please don't go to the police. - No, I won't

By the way, you haven't yet done what I asKed you to

oh, sorry sorry!

JacK...? ThanK you

I forego the debt Sunny Dastoor owed me... as promised

ThanK you. It was nice meeting you all

I bet we're going to meet again very soon

How can you be so sure?

You forget, I read minds

Women are sheer trouble, you Know?

Oh no!

Trouble. Caught between the devil and the deep blue seas

I always loved courting trouble

I was barely out of one trouble and I had gotten myself into another

So it was good-bye SiKander... hello, Natasha

Madam, can I taKe your order? - One Red Bull, please

But I only... hi! - Hi

So was I right or wrong? - Right

That's what I say too

I thought so much about you all of last night

I'd have come over if you called. - Oh, please...

I Kept thinKing about you and your profession

And what did you thinK of me? - Oh shut up!

Actually, I'm thinKing of doing some research on you

Because in your line of business, you toy with other people's minds

You want to do a research on me but you haven't told me anything about yourself

I will, when the time comes

Well? Will you tell me about your profession?

Why not? The two of us are professionals

But if she lands in trouble... - I'll taKe responsibility

Let me see what you're capable of. - Let's go

C'mon

Law and order... you find only in booKs

There's just one way of trapping the sucKer. Winning his trust

our entire business depends on trust

We hold our target till as long as he gives us the money...

of his own volition. As I told you earlier...

the secret of this business is the "feel good factor"

Just watch us now. Let's go

I'll be bacK soon. Stay right here. And Keep smiling

Hi. - Good evening, sir

You see that girl over there? - Yes?

She happens to be my girlfriend and I'm going to propose to her right now

So sweet! - So show me the best ring you have

This is our most famous design, sir. - Just don't worry about the cost

Can you show me something else? - This...?

Anything that's not on display? - It's my daughter's wedding anniversary

Please pacK it nicely. - This?

Uncle...?

Hi, Uncle. I'm Arun. - Arun...?

Arun! The college!

Arun...

Vi... ViKram? - Yes!

How is ViKram? We've been totally out of touch

But where's he nowadays? - ViKram is married

Really? - He also has a son

He's in the States at the moment. - Wow... that's great news!

But... what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be there with him...?

I did go there. 3 years go, sure I did

But I didn't liKe it there. - No?

And here, I have company too

I can't tell you how nice it is to meet you, Uncle

That's Rajni, my girlfriend. And I'm going to propose to her right now

Really? - In fact, you can help me Uncle

I...? - If you don't mind, that is

How? - Please help me select a ring

I'll be an honour for me. - OKay, oKay... (E)

What are you doing nowadays? - I'm a software engineer in Bangalore

And hopefully when I go bacK from here, I'll be a married man

What do you thinK of this? - Actually, son...

Rajni looKs a bit delicate

In my opinion, this one would be better for her

I thinK you're right. Fantastic!

Please pacK this. How much? - 25,000

In whose name do I draw the cheque? - Sorry, sir. We don't accept cheques

I Know it's your policy, but my credit cards are lying in the hotel

And since this is a spontaneous decision, I'm sure you will accept it?

I'm sorry, sir, but...

Ma'am, do you have a boyfriend? - Yeah

In that case, please understand this moment. It's not going to come bacK

I understand, sir. But I'm sorry

one minute... put his bill on my credit-card

No, Uncle. How can you do that...? - It's oKay... c'mon! It's all right

No, no... - C'mon!

MaKe the cheque in my name

I can surely do this much for ViKram's friend?

Besides, I had a love-marriage too

So relax! C'mon! - ThanK you, Uncle...

how am I going to thanK you? - Don't!

Just go and propose. - ThanK you

Touch his feet. TaKe his blessings, Rajni

Bless you

So, Arun... maKe sure you meet me when you come to Mumbai again

Definitely, Uncle. ThanK you. - All the best

Good bye. - Good bye

How sweet

Do I propose right now or later? - Right now

I can't believe it. That man gave you the money without even Knowing you

Can't figure it out! - Why? Didn't you enjoy it?

That lecture you gave about winning trust...

you forgot to mention something. - What?

LooKs

With a handsome face liKe his, anyone would trust him

But people liKe me, well... - What happened?

The old fossil! I said "hello" to him so lovingly...

from the bottom of my heart...

and he walKed away in contempt - Emotions

Every man has an emotional weaKness. You've just got to hit the right button

You mean I hit the wrong button?

I want to try it too. - What?

I want to maKe a sucKer out of someone. - Natasha, this isn't a TV gag-show

You're not playing a tricK on anyone in this case

You get jailed for 5 or 6 years if you're caught

But I'm serious, Arjun. I want to pull off an act all on my own

I want to get it first hand. And if something goes wrong...

we'll say it's a tv gag-show

Has someone from your family been in the racKet, Madam?

No. - You talK as if you're experienced

Arjun, I'm serious

Natasha, I can't taKe any responsibility for you

All right. I'll taKe responsibility

You? - Sure, I'll just dig a slug

Have you gone mad? - That's all I Know. Dig a slug

Please, Arjun...?

Come, let's buy a lottery ticKet

Buy any ticKet whose last digit is 2

Got it. But why?

Because most of the winning ticKets end with the digit 2

ChecK the chart to see what yesterday's winning number was

Here it is. 12465...

This has an additional digit. Else this ticKet...

It's gonna win. - C'mon. You're simply Kidding

Darling, I never Kid about my worK

We share the same temperament... when it comes to worK. Very serious

If I go in there with a ticKet liKe that one...

they're going to arrest me in the office

We'll have to blow up the entire office, Arjun

Nobody's going to the lottery ticKet office. Now listen carefully

To pull this off, you need a prey who has faith in destiny...

who Keeps a count of the date while spending money

That's your prey

Excuse me, auntie...

Hi. Actually it's very confusing. Both of them appear to be ripe...

but it's all very confusing to me. Could you please help me?

I've just been married. I've moved here from Delhi

Actually... I thinK this is the better option

How long since you've been married? - Only 2 months

I'm just learning to run the household

How about your husband's parents?

Actually, he was still a child when the two of them, in an accident...

oh, I'm so sorry

It's so nice meeting you, auntie. - Same here, my child

Ever since Dolly has been married, the two of us have been very Ionely

Please do visit us sometime, oKay? - Certainly

Where do you stay? - Dheeraj Towers

What a coincidence. We live bang opposite that building

Bring your husband along. Come over this Sunday, what say?

We will, auntie. ThanK you so much

Good bye, auntie. - OKay

Something has fallen down from your purse

This...?

It's a lottery-ticKet. But it's not mine

Lottery ticKet? - Hello, hello

Sorry, I eavesdropped. Something liKe this happened even in London

Someone found a lottery ticKet and it turned out to be the winning one

It was there in the papers.

The contact number must be at the bacK. Use my cellphone

You are perhaps lucKy for me...?

Let's hurry. Why delay a good thing?

I don't believe in such things, auntie. - But what's the harm in trying?

Give that to me. Let's try

Hello... - National Lottery (E)

The number on my lottery ticKet is 124562

Congratulations! You've won a prize

of 5,000 rupees. - Yes!

Congratulations

Congratulations... - ThanK you, thanK you!

You're indeed very lucKy for me. I'll go and buy a ticKet at once

Congratulations. - ThanK you!

Congratulations

No sharing, auntie. This money is all yours

Fair is fair. Both of us found the ticKet, isn't it?

And you've just arrived in the city...

where will you go looKing for the office?

No way! Here you are. TaKe it... - Please auntie...

I'm not taKing a refusal. Here you are!

You Know, it was so strange. I was feeling guilty...

and also enjoying myself. It was great fun

You don't plan on giving up psychiatry and starting a new business, do you?

So... was I good? - Excellent

Here's what you'll now do. Go and return the money

What? - Yes. I'm a con-man, all right...

but I don't con people who hold on to every penny to run their families

But what will I say when I return the money?

I've seen what a good actress you are. I'm sure you'll thinK of something

Now go on and return the money

oKay

Know something, buddy?

All these fun and games, the love and romance...

is oKay

We have only 3 days to go

I'm a professional, Arjun. I can shoot with a smile

Just get rid of this girl and let's get bacK to business

It's a complete surprise! 2500 rupees in all!

Excuse me... - one minute. Hold on!

Auntie, actually that wasn't a real lottery ticKet

I'm from MTV's gags-show

Don't give her those loving looKs. The poor girl will turn diabetic

Forget it, will you?

How did you Know she was the one to target?

Every human is basically nice. Circumstances turn him bad

The principle underlying my profession is, whoever the target...

it must maKe them feel they're nice human beings

How does it maKe you feel to do such things?

Nice. Very nice

Why're you guys suddenly quiet?

Or... are you about to do something?

I was slipping away anyway

There's another martyr for women. All sucKers

Three days to go, buddy

I'm sorry, Kaif has no manners Let's go someplace. OKay?

C'mon... cheer up

Can I have a room, please? - Sorry, sir. We have no rooms left

Are you sure? - All rooms are full. I'm very sorry sir

I want this to be sent to China. - Sure, sir

What if somebody barges in? - Nobody will

As if you can read everybody's mind? - No

I have some faith in God too

"We're burning to smoKe..."

"our hearts drenched in intoxication, drunK in every vein..."

"our bodies, oozing with desire..."

"I wish I could die in your arms"

"Tonight..."

"who would want to remain in his senses?"

"No modesty can prevent us anymore"

"Your touch, o sweetheart..."

"turns my craziness into an obsession..."

"so intoxicating"

"We're burning to smoKe..."

"our hearts drenched in intoxication, drunK in every vein..."

"our bodies, oozing with desire..."

"I wish I could die in your arms"

"oh, how have our bodies come together..."

"without as much as realising who you are, who I am"

"Beads of sweat, moist all feelings..."

"in raging flames, we find the calmness of dewdrops..."

"We're burning to smoKe..."

"our hearts drenched in intoxication, drunK in every vein..."

"our bodies, oozing with desire..."

"I wish I could die in your arms"

Yes, Kaif? What is it?

Bhatia's getting to the place. With the sucKer

But that was supposed to happen tomorrow

Change of plans. Get out of there immediately

If the plan fails...

I'll have to do what I said I would, in the car

All right. I'll be there

What happened?

Something big I had planned for tomorrow is happening today

If I don't get to my position at once, everything will be ruined

We have to leave. I'm sorry

Arjun, I want to go with you

Arjun... - What?

Please tell me what the job is. Whose turn is it next?

You asK a lot of questions. Go home, I'll call you later

I want to go with you. - Have you gone mad?

I'm serious. I want to see you pull off just one big tricK. Please...?

Natasha, my worK is not a joKe

one little mistaKe and I'm going to get Killed

You're into so much of drama! - One second

Arjun, I want go with you, please

It's so effective...

Shit! The prey has seen the two of us together

He'll get suspicious if he doesn't see you with me henceforth

Which means I can very well go with you

She's too good! - Oh yes, she's too good

I don't have a choice! But promise me...

no matter what happens there... you won't utter a word

You'll do exactly as I do and you won't Know anyone there except me

oKay. - Promise?

Promise. - Let's go

Go ahead. I'll handle whatever there is...

What...? Phone? - Cigarette

Taxi! Taxi! - It's no good. He won't stop

These cabbies just won't stop. - That's how it is

No taxis at the taxi-stand. - Oh yes. It's very...

Frustrating. - Right. Very frustrating

It's no good. One must have his own car

Auto... - No, he's not stopping either

What? Cigarette? - Phone

Taxi...

He's not stopping. Go on. Don't stop. - Taxi...

Mister, we're waiting for a cab too. - No one waits for gentlemen

You Know what I mean...? That's how it is out here

one must always have a car of his own

Excuse me... what is the time? - It's a quarter to three

That's a quarter past two-thirty

What's that...?

So much of money?

Is this... your bag?

No

The same colour, but...

that's a lot of money

Since nobody else is speaKing up, I might as well do the talKing

We all stood there for 10 minutes liKe good citizens

oh yes, that's true. - This gentleman yelled so loudly...

the poor man has to have coffee now

Now let's get down to business. This bag contains 400,000 rupees

If I lose a single rupee, I find myself constipated for a whole weeK

Don't tell me. - Seriously!

And this bag contains 400,000 rupees!

So this man is either a banK robber, a smuggler...

or he's so filthy rich, it maKes no difference to him

The question is, must we return the bag or...

No. Obviously, we got to thinK about it

You're pretending to be naive. - How?

If we planned to return it, we wouldn't have been here, right?

So let's be franK. What have we all come here for? For the money

So why don't we do a vote? The one who approves...

will raise his hand

C'mon!

Good

We have just one problem

We must find out whether this money was stolen, whether it's clean...

or is it drug-money? Else, we could get caught

If this money has been stolen from a banK...

we'll get caught the moment we use a single note. And we'll be jailed

oh yes, you have a point. - But there is a way out

Let's taKe just one note to a banK to cross-checK...

if it's indeed stolen money, it's bound to be marKed

And if it's not marKed, let's maKe merry... split it up between ourselves?

But how will we get to Know whether the money is clean or not?

I have a friend worKing in a banK

I'll taKe the money to him tomorrow morning and bring it bacK

Hello! One second!

What's the guarantee that you won't run away with the money?

Good question

I have a suggestion. My wife and I have 50,000 in the banK right now

I can bring it from an ATM right now. I can Keep her here as guarantee...

and then go and checK it out. And that's it

So how many of you trust me?

Hello, Madam... hold it

You raise your hand at everything he says?

I agree. - But she's his wife, isn't she?

As if all this happens after marriage. - I wouldn't Know, I'm not married

By the way, I have a better plan. I'm here for a business deal...

and I'm carrying 250,000 right now. - Really?

I'll Keep this money as collateral, talK to my friend at the banK...

and then split this money with you? Sounds good?

So who's on my side? - Me

Hey Madam... what's up? Raise your hand, will you?

Go on. - OKay

oKay, I guess we got to hang around here till the morning. Right?

Yes, we got to stay till the morning. - So let's stay bacK

So relax, mister... relax. - TaKe it easy. Easy

Go on. - Are you through?

Oh yes. - I'll go in there then

Is the flush worKing? - Oh yes, really well

Straight and to the right...

want me to go with you? - No, it's oKay

Mister... excuse me

ThanK you

The flush in the loo is not worKing

It's worKing... he's Kidding. - So what's the plan, Arjun?

Arjun, why have you brought her? - Later

Arjun, what's the plan? Is the money in the briefcase counterfeit?

It's all genuine. Borrowed from SiKander

SiKander...?

Long story. Anyway, the plan is, when he's leaving with the money...

we'll perform a small magic tricK. - Magic tricK?

Yes, come with me. C'mon

We'll quietly swap the bag. - Yes... interesting

I'll go and freshen up. - OKay

Listen carefully

Until you receive my signal the entire police force will remain out of sight

Nobody enters the hotel. Is that clear?

I want to catch them red-handed when they're swapping the bags

Yes, they're all there. There's also a girl...

whose name is not there in our list. Remember the action plan and stay alert

Get the hell out of here! This guy is a cop!

What? - Freeze! Nobody moves!

Hands up! SticK your hands up! - Listen, please...

It isn't about the money... - Shut up! Say that to the judge!

Lay off!

I'm not with them. I'm a doctor... - Natasha, he's a cop...

What the hell's happening here?

He's dead. - Shit!

You've Killed a cop! The police are going to screw us!

I haven't Killed him! You saw it... I didn't Kill him!

You saw it, Arjun! I didn't shoot at him!

Didn't you see it, Arjun? I didn't shoot at him!

I didn't shoot at him...! - Shut up!

But I didn't shoot him! I didn't... - Shut up, Natasha! Shut up!

I've done nothing! I didn't shoot!

Kaif, he couldn't have been alone. The others must be out there

Move it! We have only a few minutes. Let's go... c'mon, let's go!

C'mon! Let's go!