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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,720 [Rob] At least one of us has an admirer. 2 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,280 Yeah, my florist, I spent 40 bucks on them. 3 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,360 [Christina] You didn't. 4 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,240 Well, if I'm desperate enough to be spending 5 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,600 Valentine's Day night with my friends, 6 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,320 playing Trivial Pursuit, 7 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,400 then I'm quite desperate enough to send myself flowers. 8 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:12,640 And the rules of the game are if you get a question right, you advance. 9 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,200 You get it wrong, then you forfeit a piece of your attire. 10 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,640 -[Rob] Whoa! -[Christina laughing] 11 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,440 You haven't left yourself too much room for error, Laetitia. 12 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,040 It's hot. It's very hot. 13 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,080 I can't believe we're really gonna do this. 14 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,800 Oh, come on. With these guys, it'll be like seeing 15 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,000 -your brother in the shower. -[door opens, closes] 16 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,520 [Rob] Oh, have you two been introduced? 17 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,000 Laetitia, this is Brett. 18 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,320 He's an old friend of mine from Melbourne. 19 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,120 Uh, Brett's just got the job hosting our new music show. 20 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,240 Hi. 21 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,840 [knocking on door] 22 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,760 I'll get it. 23 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,560 [moans] 24 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,480 He's sort of a journalist. 25 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,640 Maybe he and Tash will have something in common. 26 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,440 She's a science journalist. 27 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,480 He's gonna sit on a couch and read the Top 20 backwards. 28 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,960 It's a very different thing. 29 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,000 Hi. 30 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:17,880 Hi. 31 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,600 Can I, uh, take your coat? 32 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,400 I'm cold. 33 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,320 It's very cold. 34 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,840 [all laughing] 35 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,040 What's the capital of… 36 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,400 What is the capital of Vietnam? 37 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,200 -[Christina] Uh, Saigon. -[Laetitia] Wrong! 38 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,200 -Hanoi. -You thought it was Saigon? 39 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,000 [Laetitia] Oh, one, two, three … Sports? 40 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,120 Okay, at The Tokyo Olympics which individual won the-- 41 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:54,240 Well, I'm out, because the Olympics have always bored me to death. 42 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,600 [Rob] That was easy. 43 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,920 [Laetitia sighs seductively] 44 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,200 [Paul laughs] Oh, no. 45 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,160 [Christina laughs] 46 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,320 [Rob] With Laetitia out of the way, that brings us to Brett. 47 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,280 -Brett-star, you're up. -Last game's a good game. 48 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,280 Right, okay, here we go. 49 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,160 One, two, three. 50 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,440 -[Rob] Aw, entertainment again. -[Paul] This is easy. 51 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,480 Which music act simultaneously held the top five position 52 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,320 in the US singles charts? 53 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,040 The Beatles, March 1964. 54 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,520 "I Wanna Hold Your Hand." 55 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,600 "Please, Please Me," "Love Me Do," "From Me To You," "She Loves You." 56 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,840 -[Rob] Throw again. -Very good, very good. 57 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,600 -One, two, three, four… -[all chuckle] 58 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,960 -[Paul] Ah, that's Tash's subject. -Science. 59 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,840 What is the scientific term for the substance produced in the brain 60 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,200 when one human being is attracted to another? 61 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,200 Uh, that'd be, um… 62 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,000 Steam? 63 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,360 [all laughing] 64 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,840 No, endorphins. 65 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,720 -[Christina] Endorphins? -[Rob] Come on, mate, take it off. 66 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,040 -[Paul] Yeah, take it off. -[Rob] Come on, take it off! 67 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,040 Well, Paul and Christina are out, so it's Tash's go. 68 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,560 [Paul] Roll that dice, girl. 69 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,080 -[Christina] Three. -Three. 70 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,120 -[Rob] One, two, three, ooh… -Oh, bugger. 71 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,840 [laughs] Entertainment. 72 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,240 [chuckles] 73 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,800 What '60s American TV series featured a futuristic family 74 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,880 whose spaceship home became lost in space? 75 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,520 -[Christina] Oh, easy! -[Paul] Oh, my goodness. 76 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,640 -Hello? -[both laugh] 77 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,320 [Rob] I'll give you a clue. [as The Robot] "Warning, warning!" 78 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,600 [all laughing] 79 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,720 Uh, Star Trek. 80 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,240 [all laughing] 81 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 No. 82 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,920 -No? -[Rob] Wrong galaxy. 83 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,160 Okay. 84 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,240 [Rob] Right, make way for the champion. 85 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,520 Baby needs a new pair of shoes. 86 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,120 [all chattering in distance] 87 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,960 [Christina] Oh, my God! 88 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,120 -[all laughing] -[shushing] 89 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,840 [gasps] Oh! 90 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,120 [bottle clattering] 91 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,840 [exhales] 92 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,080 Have you been looking at me? 93 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,120 Hmm. 94 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,640 Why? 95 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,000 Well, it's weird, but, uh… 96 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,520 -I think I like you. -[laughs] 97 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,880 I'm not your kind of person. 98 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,120 Why not? 99 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,120 You're the kind of guy who sat at the back of the class at school 100 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,400 and at lunchtime kissed all the glamorous girls 101 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,800 behind the football field. 102 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,240 I sat in the front row. 103 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,440 I spent lunchtimes on my own reading chemistry books, 104 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,160 and no one noticed I was gone. 105 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,840 So don't you think you got the wrong person? 106 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:14,960 [laughs nervously] 107 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,160 I had a secret crush on that girl in the front row, 108 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:24,240 but, uh, I could never seem to find her at lunchtimes. 109 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,200 You should have tried the library. 110 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,720 Ah, that's where you were. 111 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,880 [laughs] 112 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,840 I'm messy. 113 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,120 I'm very tidy. 114 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,680 I'm too punctual. 115 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,960 I'm usually late. 116 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,000 We've got nothing in common. 117 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,200 I don't care. 118 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,120 You are about to become some kind of TV star. 119 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,160 Won't this new job change you? 120 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,120 Not a chance. 121 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,360 [thinking] Teeth, perfect. Hair, unbelievable. 122 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,600 Five minutes to taping, Brett. 123 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,000 [clicks tongue] 124 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,960 What force in the universe drives molecules 125 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,000 to join together to form matter? 126 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:44,600 This new research may help us understand the origin of our universe, 127 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,880 and indeed, its future. 128 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,640 [softly] Yes! 129 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,200 -Sam, Jane. -Good arse, Brett. 130 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,840 Thanks, babe. 131 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,680 Brett, just got off the phone from New York. 132 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,720 This close, buddy. This close. 133 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,320 -It's gonna happen. -Yes. 134 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,200 -When are we gonna know? -Two weeks, max. 135 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,840 Fantastic. Whoo! 136 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,280 Great news. What does Tash think? 137 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,640 I haven't told her yet, but I will. 138 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,480 Hello, I'd like to speak with Dr. Kamins, please. 139 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,480 This is Natasha Trevellyn from The Australian. 140 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,280 Yes, I would like to leave a message. 141 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,400 I would like to interview him about his new project. 142 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,800 If you could tell him I've called everyday for the past month 143 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,520 and I will call again tomorrow. 144 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,080 Yes, you have got my number. 145 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,040 -Right. How's it going? -Very good. 146 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,400 Thank you. Goodbye! 147 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,400 Page seven. 148 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,640 Page seven? It's a page three lead. 149 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,680 It's an egghead piece. You're lucky I'm running it at all! 150 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,480 This is a crucial discovery, I can get you graphics. 151 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,080 Is it about sex? Is it about my car engine? 152 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,480 Is it a cure for cancer? 153 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,280 No. Page seven. 154 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,600 Right. The future of fuel injection will be page two. 155 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,920 The future of the universe, forget it! 156 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,280 [laughing] 157 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,120 [bell rings] 158 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,680 Look out. Here's trouble. 159 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,080 Listen, folks. 160 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,000 Vanessa, you're looking well. 161 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,080 [Vanessa] I don't want any trouble from you today. 162 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,360 -[director] Ten seconds, Brett. -[Brett] Thirty-five seconds. 163 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,240 Fifty, 50, 100 seconds. 164 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,760 [sighs] Okay, let's go. 165 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,840 [showtune playing] 166 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,680 [cameraman] Five, four… 167 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,280 Hi, I'm Brett Flinders, and you're watching Express. 168 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,720 [keyboard clacking] 169 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,080 [water burbles loudly] 170 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,920 [keyboard continues clacking] 171 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,440 Uh, uh, it's molecules, not atoms. 172 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,200 [sighs heavily] It's punchier. 173 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,960 Molecules and atoms are very different things. 174 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,360 It's not scientifically correct. 175 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,640 All right. Okay, okay, fine. 176 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,560 -[keyboard clacking] -Thank you. 177 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,600 [woman] Hold everything! The Health Minister has just resigned. 178 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,360 Any sex in it? 179 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,640 Yes. 180 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,160 [all clamoring] 181 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,600 So much for dignity in parliament. 182 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,040 Page 12. 183 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,480 [groans in frustration] 184 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:39,760 Bloody… 185 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,600 -[upbeat music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 186 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,680 ♪ Look around your world, pretty baby ♪ 187 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,920 ♪ Is it everything you hoped it'd be? ♪ 188 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,280 ♪ The wrong guy, the wrong situation ♪ 189 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,560 ♪ The right time to roll to me ♪ 190 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,680 ♪ Roll to me ♪ 191 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,280 ♪ And look into your heart, pretty baby ♪ 192 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,480 ♪ Is it aching with some nameless need? ♪ 193 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,880 ♪ Is there something wrong And you can't put your finger on it? ♪ 194 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,960 ♪ Right then, roll to me ♪ 195 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,680 ♪ And I don't think I have ever seen ♪ 196 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,600 ♪ A soul so in despair ♪ 197 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,200 ♪ So if you want to Talk the night through ♪ 198 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,880 ♪ Guess who will be there? ♪ 199 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,600 ♪ So don't try to deny it, pretty baby ♪ 200 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,800 ♪ You've been down so long You can hardly see… ♪ 201 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,160 [sighs] 202 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,920 ♪ It's the right time to roll to me ♪ 203 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,560 ♪ Roll to me ♪ 204 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,640 ♪ Roll to me ♪ 205 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,640 ♪ The right time to roll to me ♪ 206 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,600 ♪ The right time to roll to me ♪ 207 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,200 ♪ The right time to roll to me ♪ 208 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,600 [knocking on door] 209 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,360 ♪ Ooh ♪ 210 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,840 Don't start an argument. 211 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,400 Ooh, baby. 212 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,960 [Brett moans] 213 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,200 Haven't you got something to tell me? 214 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,120 Like what? 215 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,480 Happy anniversary, genius. 216 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,080 -Happy anniversary. -[laughs] 217 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,680 I'll just put these in some water. 218 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,560 [inhales deeply] 219 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,520 [exhales] They're beautiful. 220 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,400 [Brett thinking] Thank you, florists everywhere. 221 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,800 [clears throat] 222 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,440 "Happy Valentine's Day, Brett, 223 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,600 from all the girls at Polygram Records." 224 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,880 Babe, the boat leaves at 8:00. 225 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,680 I was ready an hour ago. 226 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,760 What have I done now? 227 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,200 [techno music playing] 228 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,960 -[Brett] Hey, guys. -Hey, Brett! 229 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,200 Happy Valentine's Day. Absolutely. 230 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,200 [man] Brett, mate, let me get an appointment with you. 231 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,960 [Brett] Soon. Soon, soon, soon. 232 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,800 -Howdy, how are you? -[woman] Okay, and you? 233 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,440 [Brett] Hey, mate, I'm not gonna kiss you. 234 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,640 I knew this would happen. Why do I come? 235 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,640 -[indistinct conversation] -[chuckles] 236 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,360 You know, you gotta be able to communicate-- 237 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,360 Brett, hi! 238 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,120 -Good to see you. -Hey, babe. 239 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,640 Terrific. 240 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,960 ♪ The word is out drift on down Come on and have some fun… ♪ 241 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,840 [both mouthing] 242 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,880 ♪ Young and old gather 'round Hear the laughter in the air… ♪ 243 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,080 So, Colette… 244 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,440 ♪ Let's move it till the break of dawn ♪ 245 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,520 [laughs] Oh, look, it's me. 246 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,040 [Colette] Oh, there you are. 247 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,920 [inaudible] 248 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,440 [boat horn blaring] 249 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,520 [sighs] 250 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,160 Jesus, Tash, don't cry. 251 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,520 [Colette laughing] 252 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,360 I don't believe a word. 253 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,400 [Brett] It's true. I'm telling you it's true. 254 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,720 No, you're a big liar. 255 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,480 -Hey, guess what? -What? 256 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,400 Looks like I might be going to New York. 257 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,360 [Colette] New York? Really, what for? 258 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,240 Oh, they're looking for a new host for the show over there, 259 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,080 and they've asked to see my tape. 260 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,840 Fantastic. 261 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,040 -When are you gonna find out? -[Brett] End of the month. 262 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,800 Is that why things seem a bit tense between you and Tash at the moment? 263 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,640 Uh, things aren't great between me and Tash anyway. 264 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,200 She doesn't know about New York. I haven't told her yet. 265 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,720 Shit. Tash? 266 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,520 Tash! 267 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,360 [boat horn blares] 268 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,120 [techno music playing] 269 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,440 Tash, Tash! 270 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,440 I don't want to talk about this in front of 200 people. 271 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,960 Oh, why worry now? You just told intimate details 272 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,640 of our private life to that model. 273 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,598 Why didn't you tell me? 274 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,760 Because I didn't want a scene like this. 275 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,240 I'm not angry because you're going to New York. 276 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:19,560 I'm angry because you confide in Colette before you tell me. 277 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,920 Maybe I can talk to Collette 278 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,480 because she doesn't criticize me all the time. 279 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,358 -[scoffs] -Maybe I can have a good time with her 280 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,839 because she is not so uptight. 281 00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:29,360 Uptight? Who wouldn't be uptight? 282 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,920 You're completely consumed by that pathetic program. 283 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,040 It's just TV, Brett. Not world politics. 284 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,360 You're just a glorified CD salesman. 285 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,840 Oh, well, I'm sorry that I don't live up to your standards. 286 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,640 [Brett scoffs] 287 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,760 I don't want to to do this anymore. It's too hard. 288 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,240 Fine. 289 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,200 What's happened to you? 290 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,040 What's changed you? 291 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,120 I'm tired of trying to be what you want me to be. 292 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,080 You want to be someone that I'm not. 293 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,720 You want me to be you. 294 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,880 Oh, I wish you would be me so you could see how I feel for once. 295 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,880 I wish I could be you so I could show you what an idiot you've become. 296 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,040 [sighs] 297 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,280 [Tash] I'm glad it's over. He wasn't the right person for me. 298 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,160 Men like Brett will be extinct in one generation. 299 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,600 I would have thought they'd be propagating themselves stupid. 300 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,600 Not in this age of contraception. 301 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,640 They're missing the crucial commitment gene. 302 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,360 No commitment, no kids. 303 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,200 No kids and they've bred themselves out of the gene pool. 304 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,200 Every time I look into the eyes of a louse, I think, 305 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,760 "Oh, evolution's got you marked, buddy." 306 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,240 Getting into a relationship with a woman these days is like… 307 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,320 It's like getting into a cab with a driver that doesn't speak English. 308 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,760 I mean, you tell 'em where you want to go when you start off, 309 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,320 and they nod and smile and you think they've understood. 310 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,680 And then all of a sudden you look up, 311 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,160 and you're driving down, "moving in" street, 312 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,080 or "having a baby" street. 313 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,160 And you say, "No, I never wanted to go here." 314 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,600 And then, they start yelling at you in some language 315 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,240 you don't even understand. 316 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,160 Man, I'll tell you something. From now on, I'm walking. 317 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,440 Brett, Rob, hi! 318 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,400 -How you doing? -Good. How are you? 319 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,440 Good. 320 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,200 Now what are you gonna do tonight? 321 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,600 Oh, I think I'll buy a family-size pizza and eat myself to death. 322 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,640 Oh, don't do that. It's a full moon. It's a very bad time to be eating alone. 323 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,360 -I'll come and help you. -Okay. 324 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,440 -And I'll bring a bottle of wine. -Okay. 325 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,320 [Brett] I had a secret crush on that girl in the front row. 326 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,080 -Happy anniversary. -[Tash laughs] 327 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,760 [Tash inhales deeply, exhales] They're beautiful. 328 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,720 [laughing] 329 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,360 Well, I'm sorry… [echoing] 330 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,040 [Tash] Hi. 331 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,840 Won't this new job change you? [echoing] 332 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,560 I can't do this. 333 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,480 [phone ringing] 334 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,480 [on answering machine] Hi, this is Brett, and I'm listening to you. 335 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,240 [answering machine beeps] 336 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,360 Brett, it's Rob, it's nine o'clock. 337 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,120 I'm in the bar. The band's about to start. 338 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,560 Where are you, mate? 339 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,320 [answering machine beeps] 340 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,400 [Brett groans] Oh, man. 341 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,720 How long have I been asleep? 342 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,960 [exhales] 343 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,920 [screams] 344 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,640 [Brett's voice] Oh, my God. 345 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,000 [Tash's voice] Oh, my… 346 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,000 [Brett's voice] Oh, my God. 347 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,680 Oh, man. 348 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,000 Tell me it's still there. 349 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,880 Please tell me it's still there. 350 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,600 [yells] No! 351 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,480 [Tash's voice] Mm, coming. 352 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,480 Leave me alone. 353 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,960 Oh, God, Laetitia, don't knock the door down. 354 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,440 -[screams] -Shit! 355 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,680 -[gasping] -Shit! 356 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,440 -[Tasha's voice] Brett, is that you? -Yes, it's me. 357 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,800 God… 358 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,080 God… What is this? 359 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,240 [gasps] 360 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960 [Tash's voice] The atomic number of an element 361 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,960 is equal to its number of protons. 362 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,000 [Brett's voice] The atomic weight of an element 363 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,080 is the sum of its number of protons and neutrons. 364 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,400 What are you talking about? 365 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,120 I look like you, but I still think like me. 366 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,640 -You try it. -What? 367 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,040 Think of something. 368 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,160 [sighs] 369 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,360 [Brett's voice] Pearl Jam, formed in Seattle in 1990 when… 370 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,560 [Tash's voice] Mother Love Bone. They broke up, 371 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,640 and then they reformed as, uh, Temple of the Dog. 372 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,480 -And then-- -Okay, we get the point. 373 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,720 Well, it's quite clear. 374 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,680 You're in my body, and I'm in yours. 375 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,240 We have our own minds. 376 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,600 This is fascinating. 377 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,040 It's not fascinating. It's frightening! 378 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,720 [sighs] 379 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,080 I knew we were spending too much time together. 380 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,400 You! 381 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,800 You didn't even want to share a plate together. 382 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,800 Now you've really moved in. 383 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,640 What have you done to me? 384 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,480 -What have you done to me? -What have I done to you? 385 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,520 What have you done to me? 386 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,080 Stop shaking me. 387 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,280 Stop hitting me! 388 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,880 Tash. Tash. 389 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,600 [grunts] 390 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,120 [doorbell buzzes] 391 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,400 It's Laetitia. 392 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,280 Get rid of her. 393 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,480 You know what? 394 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280 This is our chance to see if this has really happened 395 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,040 or if it's some kind of jewel hallucination. 396 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,120 [Laetitia] Tash, darling, it's moi. 397 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,120 Let me in. 398 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,520 [doorbell buzzes] 399 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,600 Put this on. You make me look stupid. 400 00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,600 [knock on door] 401 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,160 Hi, Laetitia. 402 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,760 So, do I still hate him, or do I like him now? 403 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,040 When you've sorted it out, why don't you let me know? 404 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,520 I just wish you two could be me, 405 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,600 so you could see how utterly nauseating I think this looks. 406 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,840 What is up with that woman? 407 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,760 What? 408 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,720 What did I yell at you at the party? 409 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:47,560 Let me get the list. 410 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,800 I said, I wish you could be me so you can see what it's like. 411 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,600 And I wish I could be you to show you what a creep you've become. 412 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,040 What are you saying? 413 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,560 That this is a wish? 414 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,760 Am I wearing harem pants? 415 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,760 Does this look like an episode of I Dream of Jeannie? 416 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,640 -No. -It's medically, physically 417 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,200 and chemically impossible 418 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,040 for two bodies to dematerialize, 419 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,600 travel through the air and switch brains. 420 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,280 Science can't explain this. 421 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,360 The forces of the universe are trying to teach you a lesson. 422 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,080 And since when have the forces of the universe been on your side? 423 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,440 It's karma. You were with Colette today. 424 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,160 Haven't you ever heard of a mourning period? 425 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,440 I just ran into her. 426 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,800 There's nothing happening between me and Colette. 427 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,920 Sure, serves you right, Brett. 428 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,440 You have no scruples. 429 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,600 Well, change me back and I'll get out of your life. 430 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,720 Let's think logically, we slept, we transformed. 431 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,560 Perhaps if we sleep again, we'll wake up tomorrow 432 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,080 and everything will have changed back. 433 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,880 Maybe it's just a one day wish, you know, like, King for a day. 434 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,560 King for a day. 435 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,960 Wait… Where do you get this stuff from? 436 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,280 A little golden book of fairy rules? 437 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,160 Do you have a better hypothesis? 438 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,160 [sighs] 439 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,920 Oh, God. 440 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,200 [sighs, exhales] 441 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,080 -Oh, God. I'm dead. -Why don't you go home, Brett? 442 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,240 You can call me in the morning if anything happens. 443 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,160 -No way. -Why not? 444 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,200 Have you seen that movie, The Fly? 445 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,760 If our bodies are going to be tilly transporting themselves during the night, 446 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,880 I am not going to risk any interference. 447 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,120 And cruising around between my place and yours, 448 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,480 we could end up half teenage surf junky, 449 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,440 half pizza delivery van. [scoffs] 450 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,760 I am not moving from here tonight. 451 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,000 You're not sleeping with me. 452 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,280 I'll sleep here. 453 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,200 All right. 454 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360 What are you doing? 455 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,840 I'm just trying to get a hang of the door. 456 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,320 Stop perving on my body. 457 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,200 I have seen it all before, Tash. 458 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,600 Just, uh, not exactly from this angle. 459 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,600 Well, not anymore. 460 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,000 From now on, we're strangers, and I'd like you to treat my body as such. 461 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,640 Hey, fine by me. 462 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,000 Good. 463 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,520 Good night. 464 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,520 [Tash's voice] Jesus, looks like something out of Alien. 465 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,160 [Brett's voice] I'm going to open my eyes 466 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,640 and this will all have been a horrible nightmare. 467 00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,920 Shit. 468 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,400 [grunts] 469 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,760 [clears throat] 470 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,240 [whistling] 471 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,200 So much for theory number one. 472 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,840 What do we do now? 473 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,760 Well, I haven't been able to find anything which could explain it. 474 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,600 I know another science writer, though, 475 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,600 who's done a lot of work on psycho physical forces. 476 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,960 Maybe he could put us onto someone. 477 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,520 We are not telling anyone about this. 478 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,320 Especially not the press. 479 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,560 What do you propose, Brett? 480 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,560 First, we need to get some plain clothes from my place. 481 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,240 Brett Flinders cannot be seen in an unironed shirt. 482 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,400 Do you really think that's a priority? 483 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,520 Come on, Tash. You've seen those tabloid photos. 484 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,720 This is exactly how they have a celebrity, tired and emotional. 485 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,560 You need to get the white linen shirt, the black stove pipes, 486 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,160 my tan suede jacket. 487 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,600 Here, I'll give you a list. 488 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,480 [door closes] 489 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,400 [keypad beeping] 490 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,760 [knock on door] 491 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,840 Tash, what's going on? 492 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,080 [Brett's voice] Right. 493 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,680 Madam Lash. 494 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,200 Did Brett stay here last night? 495 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,800 Are you two back together again? 496 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,360 Well, uh, you could say we've decided to stick together for a while. 497 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,200 Oh, my God. 498 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,760 Why? The guy is such a louse. 499 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,400 [Brett scoffs] Thanks very much. 500 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,640 Oh, I don't know. I think you misjudged Brett, Laetitia. 501 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,200 He's a cool guy. 502 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,640 He's funny, 503 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,280 he's stylish. 504 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,240 He's very charming. 505 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,120 [laughs] Yeah, he thinks he is. 506 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,480 Those big, cheesy smiles, 507 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,720 he looks like he should be doing toothpaste commercials. 508 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,160 Between friends though, 509 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,440 tell me, you can't say you've never found Brett attractive. 510 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,200 Tash, I can say it. 511 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,520 Look, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, 512 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,920 but your so called ex-boyfriend just tried to call me up. 513 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,600 -I told her not to tell anyone! -What? 514 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,760 Maybe, 515 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,120 maybe he was just trying to be friendly. 516 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,680 Oh, [laughs] I doubt it. 517 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,520 Anyway, what's happened to his big break? Is he still going to New York? 518 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,800 [Brett's voice] Oh, God, my job. 519 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,680 I don't know. 520 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,440 You can only hope. 521 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,480 -Hi. -Bye. 522 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,520 We have got to do something about this. 523 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,600 You both seem in perfect health. 524 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,840 [Tash] But I… 525 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,600 What makes her… him a man 526 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,040 and me, a woman? 527 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,040 -That's all okay? -Absolutely. 528 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,240 Look, if you're looking at starting a family, 529 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,840 you should have no problems. 530 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,200 [scoffs] I'm not ready to become a father. 531 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,680 [chuckles] I don't think you ever will be. 532 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,760 It's very common in a relationship to feel like you've lost your sense of self. 533 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,240 However, role playing can be a wonderful way 534 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,680 of really bringing out those little gripes into the open. 535 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,080 I'd definitely give up dairy products. 536 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,680 This is a nightmare! 537 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,520 Take it out on your furniture, not mine. 538 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,200 What are we gonna do tomorrow? 539 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,680 We'll have to be in sick. 540 00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,080 We can't do that. 541 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,120 Mondays, I have to submit my story ideas for the week. 542 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,080 You'll have to go in for me. 543 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,240 What? 544 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,120 I can write my article at home in the evenings 545 00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,800 and you can submit it on Thursday. 546 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,120 As long as there is no press conference, you should cope. 547 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,679 It's not easy, my job, you know? 548 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,920 Neither is mine. 549 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,520 You? All you do is sit back in a lounge chair drinking vodka, 550 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,360 gossiping with people on national television. 551 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,840 I can do that. 552 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,000 Get up, walk around. 553 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,199 Come on. 554 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,360 [scoffs] 555 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,360 You don't even walk like me. You're too stiff. 556 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Relax, cruise with it. 557 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,840 Learn from the hippie man. 558 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,000 You walk as if you've got someone playing cymbals in your pants. 559 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,040 [imitating high-hat] 560 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,159 It's a high-hat, not cymbals. 561 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,000 Anyway, it's better than brass marching band like you. 562 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,400 [imitating trumpet] 563 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,320 I'm not that bad. 564 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,960 You are. 565 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,800 You're like a tiny tank, Tash. 566 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,520 You wouldn't want to get in the way of you. 567 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,680 -It's frightening. -Ho ho ho ho! 568 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,640 Are they really gonna believe you're me? 569 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,720 Well, they're certainly not gonna think of anyone else, are they? 570 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,880 I know you like the back of my hand. 571 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,320 And I know you like the back of my hand. 572 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,760 Hmm, see what I mean? 573 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,480 [peppy music playing] 574 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,000 Look. 575 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,360 [vocalizing] 576 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,080 [vocalizing] 577 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:37,840 Oh, shit. 578 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,560 [vocalizing] 579 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:00,800 Ooh! 580 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,440 I think I've told you everything. Now, remember. Tell Harrison 581 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,440 you're working on a story on Electro Magnetics. 582 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 583 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,440 -If anything happens, call me. -[shushing] 584 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,440 Hi, guys. 585 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,880 -Hi. -The usual? 586 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:26,960 Thanks. 587 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,880 I'm not drinking herbed tea. 588 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,560 Okay, now you say nothing this morning. 589 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,720 Just keep quiet and agree with everyone. 590 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,520 If anyone asks, say you got the flu. 591 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,080 All right. 592 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,320 [Tash clears throat] 593 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,520 No. In your pocket. 594 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,520 Your wallet goes in your pocket. 595 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,840 Your purse goes in your handbag. 596 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,280 Oh, hi, Brett. 597 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,000 Hi, Brett. 598 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,800 Hi, gorgeous. 599 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,080 [Tash's voice] Is this an office or a harem? 600 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,120 Hi, Brett. 601 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,200 Nice tie. 602 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,880 The day hasn't been the same without your morning ambush. 603 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,720 What have you got? 604 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,600 I'm, uh, working on a story about, um… 605 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,280 -Electro-magnetics. -Great. 606 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,600 Saved the front page for that one. 607 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,120 Uh, coffee, lots of milk. Two sugars. 608 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,640 Drop dead. 609 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,920 [Davis] Well, then, the answer is no drinking on camera. 610 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,320 It's not a good look, all right? 611 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,240 I don't give a shit what the guests 612 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,640 think they need to get through an interview. 613 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,760 Okay. Video of the week. 614 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,280 What do we think, folks? 615 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,160 Come on. Come on. Come on. 616 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,640 What? Pearl Jam? 617 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,280 Brett? 618 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,040 [Tash's voice] Pearl Jam? Pearl Jam? What… 619 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,240 What's Pearl Jam? 620 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,880 Uh… [chuckles] 621 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,960 Remind me, what… what is Pearl Jam? 622 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,240 [all laugh] 623 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,320 What's Pearl Jam? We'll go with Lemonheads. 624 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,640 Lemonheads. 625 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,600 [Tash's voice] What's a lemon head? 626 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,680 All right, ratings. 627 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,120 Exactly. 628 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,440 So tomorrow, Brett, you'll spend the day with TV Week, cover story. 629 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,960 [Tash's voice] Oh, great. 630 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,000 [telephone ringing] 631 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:47,960 Great. 632 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,440 Glad you like it. 633 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,680 Crystal, can I have a word? 634 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,120 It's for you. 635 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:55,840 Hello. 636 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,680 What's up with the secretaries in this dump? 637 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,400 I have no idea what you're talking about. 638 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,440 How's it going? 639 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:01,920 Fine. 640 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,400 We'll discuss it tonight. 641 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,440 -Have you spoken to Harrison yet? -Yeah. Yeah. 642 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,800 Listen, we've got to go to Steve's opening at 6:00. 643 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,040 I promised him upfront. 644 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,440 Do I have to? 645 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,240 Yeah, you have to because I have to and you are me, remember? 646 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,560 Yes, all right. 647 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,640 What am I supposed to do for the rest of the day? 648 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,960 Count staples? 649 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,160 I always go through my new science journals on Monday. 650 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,600 They'll be in the basket on the desk. Bring them home for me, will you? 651 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,640 Okay, see you at 6:00. 652 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,680 You didn't tell me your ratings were down. 653 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,640 Oh, we just had a run of dead guests lately, it's nothing. 654 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,800 What did they say? 655 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,680 They said they want you to do an interview all day tomorrow 656 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,920 with some TV magazine. 657 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,280 TV World, TV times… 658 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,640 -TV Star. -TV Week? 659 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,280 -Mmm. I think I'll call in sick. -[exclaims] 660 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,280 No way. It's too important. 661 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:55,040 All day? It's gonna be a cover story. Yes! 662 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,440 And how am I supposed to get my job done? 663 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,360 Hey. It's under control. 664 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,520 Hey, don't spill anything on that shirt, it's a Gaultier. 665 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,360 Where was it that we last… 666 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,920 I remember, it was Tahiti, that beautiful little lagoon. 667 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,800 [man] There's a fine line between commerce and art 668 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,080 and this stuff, it doesn't fall into either. 669 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,240 You know, it's kind of a more of a… 670 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,480 [Tash's voice] Hmm… 671 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,480 Hmm… 672 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,480 Oh, no! 673 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,320 Oh, God, it moves by itself. 674 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,880 -Hi. -Stand in front of me. 675 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,880 This is so embarrassing. 676 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,640 I've obviously still got your hormones. 677 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,800 You really are over sexed, aren't you? 678 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,840 Hey, your libido isn't exactly unmoved by this either. 679 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,000 So does, this mean you two have sorted things out? 680 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,080 -Well… -Yes. 681 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,320 It was all my fault. 682 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,840 I was a complete creep. 683 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,640 I apologized to Tash and admitted I was entirely in the wrong. 684 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,200 Good for you. 685 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,600 No one even guesses. 686 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,320 [chuckles] This could be fun. 687 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,120 [man] Ooh, baby. 688 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,640 Do you, um, find Tash attractive? 689 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,840 Yeah, little bit. 690 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,320 She's wild in bed. 691 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,080 Brett is very sensitive, and he loves intelligent women. 692 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,640 He's always said that about you. 693 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,640 That he, uh, he admires your intelligence. 694 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,120 Hmm. 695 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,760 I always knew she liked me. 696 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,200 Don't look now, but I think she's coming to talk to you. 697 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,360 Well, it's good to see you two have made up. 698 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,760 Colette, I want to apologize about the other night, 699 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,440 I was being totally neurotic. 700 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,720 And I guess sometimes I'm just a silly woman. 701 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,200 Oh, how did I do that? 702 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,520 Hey, I have got a great arse. 703 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,840 -Taxi? -Hang on. 704 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,960 I've written some notes for the TV Week interview. 705 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,360 Be pleasant and smile a lot. 706 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,000 I'll give it a go. 707 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,240 [cameraman] Fantastic. 708 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,240 -Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. -[camera shutter clicks] 709 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,480 Now, how about a really big smile? 710 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,840 That's fantastic. That's great. 711 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,120 [cameraman] Just relax a bit more, Brett, will you? 712 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,720 Lean up against that tree. 713 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,440 You look a bit tense. 714 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,480 Fantastic. 715 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,480 [Tash sighs] This is like watching paint dry. 716 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,080 He's not normally like this. 717 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,720 Let's give him a break for a couple of minutes. 718 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,760 Okay. Uh, take a break for a few minutes, Brett. 719 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,160 We're just changing the cameras. 720 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,880 Hey, look at this. 721 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,160 New Scientist? 722 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,400 [rock music playing] 723 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,640 [burps] 724 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,080 [music stops] 725 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,440 Here's tomorrow's story. 726 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,440 Now, when you file it, tell Harrison it's groundbreaking research. 727 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,440 -It's a page five. -Mm-hmm. 728 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,560 And keep an eye on Mark, 729 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,040 and make sure he makes no changes to the scientific terms. 730 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,800 -Uh-huh. -Page five, no changes. 731 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:30,800 Have you got that? 732 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,120 Yeah, yeah. 733 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,520 Five changes. No pages. 734 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,560 Hey, hey, Tash. 735 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,200 Tash, come here. 736 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,960 I want to ask you a serious question. 737 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,000 I've, um… 738 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,560 I've been thinking about our position from the the scientific point of view, 739 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,560 and, well, it's a little inconvenient for us. 740 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,240 We are very unique in having this experience 741 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,040 and I've been thinking, haven't we got a responsibility 742 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,600 to explore the situation and document it? 743 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,880 You know, like, for greater scientific knowledge? 744 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,520 You're right. 745 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,800 What do you think we should do, keep a diary? 746 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,440 No. 747 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,040 I thought we should have sex. 748 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,640 I'm serious, Tash. 749 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,800 It's the ultimate hidden secret. 750 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,480 What is sex really like for the other half? 751 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,080 We… 752 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,720 could be the pioneers. 753 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,200 What's wrong? 754 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,960 I never knew my face went like that. 755 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,800 This, uh, this isn't happening for me. 756 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,840 What do you do to get it working? 757 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,160 What do you mean? 758 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,240 Well, what do you think about? What do you visualize? 759 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,880 -My sexual fantasies? -Yeah. 760 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,360 I'm not telling you. 761 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,000 Come on, Tash. 762 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,240 -No. -It's for science. 763 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,560 All humanity will thank you. 764 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,240 Tash. 765 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,000 Come on. 766 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,720 Mr. Watley, my chemistry teacher… 767 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,120 says… 768 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,000 "You haven't done your homework. You're a very bad girl." 769 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,400 [laughs] Is that it? 770 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,080 -Oh, Tash, Tash, wait. -[door closes] 771 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,280 [groans] 772 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,960 [clears throat] 773 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,480 Rob's phone. 774 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,360 Rob, it's uh, Tash. 775 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,880 Tash, it's great to hear from you. How are you? 776 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,840 Fine. Look, Rob… 777 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,560 I'm ringing because I'm worried about Brett. 778 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,160 He's been, um, pretty weird lately. 779 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,480 I was wondering if anyone's noticed anything at work. 780 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,160 No, I don't think so. 781 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,640 [Brett's voice] Oh, thank God. 782 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,760 Actually, I was just thinking of you. 783 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,800 The science show here is auditioning for a new reporter. 784 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,120 I thought you might be interested. 785 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,200 [Brett laughs] Oh, are you kidding? Tash, on TV? 786 00:48:56,280 --> 00:49:01,160 Uh, no thanks, Rob, I'm happy here at the good old paper. 787 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,480 -Look, keep it mind. -Yeah, I will. Thanks, see you. 788 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,040 Some Professor Caymans called while you were out. 789 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,320 Thanks, sweetheart. 790 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,680 [loud game noises] 791 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,040 Hey, Tash. 792 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,760 Tash? 793 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:22,880 Yeah? 794 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:27,480 You've written "subatomic particles" here quite a few times. 795 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,320 I, uh, I just wanted to change just one of them, 796 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,440 to molecules. 797 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,760 -Is that all right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 798 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,760 Sounds okay to me, pal. 799 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,280 -[videogame sounds] -[grunts] 800 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,880 I don't believe this! Molecules? 801 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,880 He kind of ruined my reputation. 802 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,640 I didn't ask to do any of this. 803 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,280 You didn't have to do anything. 804 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,720 Just remember a simple message. 805 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,800 God! 806 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,440 Tash, Tash, Tash. 807 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,560 Now remember, you have to relax and smile, you look great. 808 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,560 The jacket really suits you. You want a glass of water? 809 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,720 When it's your job, you're concerned enough, aren't you? 810 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,480 I'm a real journalist. I know how to interview people. 811 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,120 -[bell ringing] -[Rob] Stand by. 812 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:13,920 Positions, please. 813 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,880 Standby, autocue. 814 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,560 Coming to you on camera two, Brett. 815 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,000 -[imperceptible] -[Rob] About to roll the opener. 816 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,240 -[opening theme music playing] -Ten, 817 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,920 nine, eight, 818 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,040 seven, six, 819 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,480 five, four… 820 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,160 [Rob whispering] Two, two… 821 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,040 And, hi. 822 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,920 Welcome to a really happening show tonight 823 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,720 that's crammed with all the hottest 824 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,520 and the latest… 825 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,480 Fifteen takes just for the intro! 826 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:03,440 I told you, relax and smile. 827 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,520 [Brett] I said sorry. 828 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,000 What are you doing? 829 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,880 I want to watch it again. 830 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,880 I want to watch you wreck my career right before my eyes. 831 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,440 Welcome to a really happening show tonight… 832 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,000 Look, look, look! 833 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,080 You make me look like a dead person! 834 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,920 -Ugh! -I'm sick of this. 835 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,880 I'm doing your job and my job. 836 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,920 From now on, you can do my job on your own. 837 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,120 -I bet you won't do any better. -Oh, really? 838 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,920 All right, you're on. 839 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:32,520 And stop putting so much food into my body. 840 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,880 It's not your body at the moment. 841 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,520 Well, you don't know how long you're gonna be in it. 842 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,040 And the world's a hard place for a fat woman 843 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,040 as you may well have time to find out. 844 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,160 I'm not gonna have two years slogging it in that gym 845 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:44,280 wasted on pizzas I don't even get to eat. 846 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,760 And what if I do? 847 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,840 I might have a sudden desire to perm my hair. 848 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,560 -I want my life back. -I want my flat back. 849 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,200 Move back to your own place. 850 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,920 Oh, and what are people gonna think? 851 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,640 She comes round to visit you. And what do you say? 852 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:03,000 "Oh, I'm living in your place. No, you're living at your place. 853 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,320 I mean, you're living in my place 854 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,480 -as a joke. -[banging] 855 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,560 [neighbor yelling] Will you guys shut up? 856 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,560 We'll have to swap apartments. 857 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,480 Fine. I'll pack my things. 858 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:20,080 What things? You're not going to get much chance 859 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,840 to wear dresses or your lipstick. 860 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,840 Give me the keys. 861 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,040 [Tash's voice] Hmm. Brett's favorite record. 862 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,520 Clean it first, Tash. These records are worth a lot of money. 863 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,800 ♪ You keep saying You'll be mine for a while ♪ 864 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,760 ♪ You're lookin' fancy And I like your style ♪ 865 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,360 ♪ You drive us wild, we'll drive you ♪ 866 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,520 [Tash's voice] Brett's designer boxer shorts. 867 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,080 Brett's silk socks. 868 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,400 Brett's favorite leather jacket. 869 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,920 Brett's favorite baseball cap. 870 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:39,440 ♪ I wanna rock and roll all night ♪ 871 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,680 ♪ And party every day ♪ 872 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,320 ♪ I wanna rock and roll all night ♪ 873 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,880 ♪ And party every day ♪ 874 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,960 ♪ I wanna rock and roll all night ♪ 875 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,720 -♪ I can't hear you ♪ -♪ And party every day ♪ 876 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,160 ♪ I wanna rock and roll all night ♪ 877 00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,000 -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ -♪ And party every day ♪ 878 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,640 [Tasha's voice] Fantastic! 879 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,880 [Brett's voice] Hmm. Why doesn't she ever wear these? 880 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,200 I love all this stuff. 881 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,800 ♪ You keep on shouting You keep on shouting ♪ 882 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,400 [Tash's voice] I knew it. 883 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:37,480 [Brett's voice] Ooh, baby. You sexy thing. 884 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,800 Ooh. 885 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,600 [phone ringing] 886 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,760 -Hello. -[Brett] Louse. 887 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,640 [Brett's voice] What's she got in here? Surveillance cameras? 888 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,880 [indistinct chatter] 889 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,640 [Brett's voice] Oh, yes, I have died and gone to heaven. 890 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,880 Mm-mm. 891 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,960 Laetitia. Whoa! 892 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,440 This beats playing basketball. 893 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,840 [man] Go! 894 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,240 Come on! 895 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,680 [man] Brett, come on! 896 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,480 Hey! 897 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,440 What a dickhead. 898 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,320 [drums music playing] 899 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,040 [women shouting] 900 00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,240 [all shouting in unison] 901 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,160 [yells] 902 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,880 Ow! [groans] 903 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,040 You hurt me, Robbie. 904 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,280 Sorry, man. My foul. Your ball. 905 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,280 [Laetitia] It absolutely amazes me. 906 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,200 I mean, can you believe Paul and Christina? 907 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,520 They're friends for, what, eight years, and suddenly they stop bonking each other 908 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,120 -and now they're going to get married. -Mm. 909 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,800 And Christina does say the sex is quite good, except Paul does worry 910 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,600 that he can't give her multiple orgasms, and I keep saying to him-- 911 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:46,840 Hang on, hang on. 912 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,160 -She told you that? -Yes. Why wouldn't she? 913 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,120 Do they… 914 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,680 Do they really exist? 915 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,520 I mean, do any women actually have them? 916 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,800 God, I don't know. But we still write about them in the magazines. 917 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,080 Got to give the boys something to worry about. [cackles] 918 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,360 Huh. 919 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,160 Tell me about the… the G-spot. 920 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,200 [Rob] Get in… 921 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,640 -How's your love life, Robbie? -Uh, yeah, you know, the same. 922 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,480 It's important to have a real relationship in this business, isn't it? 923 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,000 I mean, you can't just survive on a career. 924 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:28,400 [Rob] Mm. 925 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,880 What do you think about Tash? 926 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,080 About her and I. Do you think we should try and get back together again? 927 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,320 [scoffs] I don't know, mate. None of my business. 928 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,640 I mean, I can only say what I've said before. 929 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:41,880 And what was that again? 930 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,560 You know, I… I don't think she's the girl for you. 931 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,760 [women giggling] 932 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,040 [Brett] What's going on? 933 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,240 Have I got on odd socks or something? 934 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,800 Davis is going off his head about it, but I think it's cute. 935 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,040 That is cute. Why shouldn't brains be sexy? 936 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,600 I'm gonna make some coffee. Would you like one? 937 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,920 [Brett's voice] Reading glasses. No one sees me in my reading glasses. 938 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,040 No one on TV has glasses! 939 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:22,640 I'm gonna kill her. 940 00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:30,800 Brett Flinders. 941 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,040 Reading glasses? What are you doing? 942 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,400 You should be grateful. 943 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,640 At least I made you look like you're a person of some credibility 944 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,480 instead of the male equivalent of a barrel girl. 945 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,760 Fine. Just remember, you started this. 946 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,880 Since as that we're speaking, we're going to have to see each other. 947 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,760 There's a dinner party for Paul and Christina on Wednesday 948 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,800 -at my place. Uh, your place. -What? 949 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,040 I promised them months ago. 950 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,840 They're our friends and they're getting married. 951 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,600 Don't worry, Brett. I'll do it all. 952 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,120 [sighs in exasperation] 953 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,240 [inaudible] 954 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,880 [Brett's voice] I know what their stories need. 955 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,920 Harrison. 956 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,480 Yes. 957 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,960 -I've, uh, got an idea for a story. -Mm. 958 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,200 It's about science of sex. 959 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,400 [woman] Superficial, sensationalist and page three! 960 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,000 ♪ Laugh when he jokes Slap him when he chokes ♪ 961 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,080 ♪ It's time to give up the smokes ♪ 962 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,600 ♪ And oh, when he cries Don't wipe his eyes ♪ 963 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:56,440 ♪ Take the wine from the swine And remind him of his crimes ♪ 964 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,680 ♪ Oh, in another world ♪ 965 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:04,160 [inaudible] 966 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,000 ♪ Oh, in another world ♪ 967 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,480 ♪ Yeah, he could wear a dress ♪ 968 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,760 ♪ Imagine his surprise When he opened his eyes ♪ 969 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,240 ♪ And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs ♪ 970 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,880 ♪ Oh, in another world ♪ 971 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,400 ♪ Yeah, he could wear a dress ♪ 972 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,640 ♪ Oh, in another world ♪ 973 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,520 [distant] ♪ Yeah, he could wear a dress ♪ 974 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,400 How's it going? You just have to brown that chicken 975 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,840 and follow the rest of the recipe. It's easy. 976 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,960 -Well, are you gonna give me a hand? -What? 977 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:47,800 Brett Flinders, Mr. Takeaway King. I wouldn't want to ruin your reputation. 978 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,920 You better add something soon, otherwise, we're all gonna get very tipsy. 979 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,840 Brett's not being much help, eh? 980 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,720 Is there something I can do? 981 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,000 He doesn't know how lucky he is. 982 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,480 I know how lucky he is. 983 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,200 [Brett's voice] What? 984 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,600 Oh, no. 985 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,960 I think you're terrific, Tash. 986 01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,080 I've always thought you were terrific. 987 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,920 Dinner's ready! 988 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,040 [Brett's voice] Rob likes Tash? 989 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,440 [woman] It's not that you two have been… 990 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,000 I can't believe it. 991 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,880 [people laughing] 992 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,320 A toast to the hostess. This meal is fantastic. 993 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,640 -[all] To Tash. -[Brett's voice] They all like her. 994 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,000 What is this? I'm the popular one! 995 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,760 God, no. You better throw it to Laetitia. 996 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,080 -We might all get crushed in the rush. -[people laughing] 997 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,240 [Brett's voice] I'm the funny one! 998 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:03,640 Maybe she's funny because she's me now. 999 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,240 Who does that make me? 1000 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,480 -No, I do not mind the distinguished-- -Excuse me. 1001 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,840 -[man] Distinguished anything. -[people laughing] 1002 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,520 Oh, man, I am losing it. 1003 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,680 Stay calm, stay calm. I'm me. 1004 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,560 I'm Brett. 1005 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,120 There's something different about you, Tash. 1006 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,800 -You're not pregnant, are you? -Ugh. That'd be all I need. 1007 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,760 Uh, no. 1008 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,520 Oh, well, one day. 1009 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,760 You know, maybe I should throw the bouquet to Brett. 1010 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:36,880 Then he might get the idea. 1011 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,960 Yeah. I don't think Brett's the marrying kind. 1012 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,680 If Brett isn't going to get there, Tash, 1013 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,400 don't you miss out. 1014 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,000 Find someone who appreciates you. 1015 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,320 It's no fun to be alone. 1016 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,080 Thank you. 1017 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:12,680 Top show, mate. 1018 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,720 -See you later. -Okay, see ya. 1019 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,160 Feel like a walk? 1020 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,560 Sure. 1021 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,840 Tash, I think we need to talk about the future. 1022 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:36,080 I know. Davis says we should find out any day now about the New York job. 1023 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,120 It's a big chance for you, and you never know when we might change back. 1024 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,560 Tash, I… 1025 01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,600 I was talking about something more important than that. 1026 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,040 I missed you, Tash. 1027 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,800 And I realized that… 1028 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,520 I haven't always done the right thing by you. 1029 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,160 I'd like to give us another chance. 1030 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,680 I… I'll try to do it properly, 1031 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,000 living together, everything. 1032 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,880 If you want. 1033 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,400 Do you really mean it? 1034 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:07,840 Look at the way we are. 1035 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,040 Who else could there be for us? 1036 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,800 And what am I gonna do? Pick up guys? 1037 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,520 It may be this way forever. 1038 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,240 I see. 1039 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,880 You haven't really changed your mind. You're just afraid of having no one. 1040 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,400 I'm just being realistic. I'm talking about us being together. 1041 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,560 I thought that's what you wanted. 1042 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,760 If it had come three weeks earlier, it would have meant a lot more. 1043 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,200 [scoffs] Oh, right. 1044 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:33,000 Not only do I have to be what you want, but I have to be it when you want it, too. 1045 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,960 You've just had a taste of what it's like being on the receiving end 1046 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,160 and you're scared you're gonna get stuck that way. 1047 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,520 You've made it very clear over the past few weeks 1048 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,680 that being me is the worst thing that could've ever happened to you. 1049 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,920 Well, I'm not overjoyed about being you either. 1050 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,640 But I'm going to make the most of it. I've decided now. 1051 01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:51,800 I'm gonna go for that job, and if I get it, 1052 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:53,840 -I'm going to New York. -Oh, I give up. 1053 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,120 I can't win with you. 1054 01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,640 What if we change back? Would you still feel the same way then? 1055 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,160 I guess we may never know. 1056 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,960 [sniffling] 1057 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,560 [Brett's voice] Oh. Someone's broken a nail. 1058 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,720 What's wrong? 1059 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:32,720 What's wrong with me? 1060 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,080 Why does it never work out? 1061 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,360 -There's nothing wrong with you. -There must be. 1062 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,720 It always, always happens to me. 1063 01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,920 [sobbing] 1064 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:55,920 Hey. 1065 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,440 Come on. 1066 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,920 -Bastards. -Bastards. 1067 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:11,560 [Brett's voice] It's a dog eat dog world out there. 1068 01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,360 Paul and Christina. 1069 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,120 Do you vow to care for and cherish each other, 1070 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,560 respecting your differences, 1071 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,440 sharing your weaknesses and your strengths, 1072 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,320 and remembering always the magic of the love 1073 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,080 which brought you together? 1074 01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:31,520 -We do. -We do. 1075 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:36,480 [people cheering] 1076 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,520 -[woman laughing] -I know. 1077 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,320 -Look at that dress. -Mm. 1078 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:56,360 So, are you two still not talking? 1079 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,920 I'm not gonna let it spoil my night. I'm gonna have a good time. 1080 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,960 -They're all little boys. [chuckles] -Laetitia, you're a winner. 1081 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,120 Oh, God. Look who's here. 1082 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,720 -Oh, well, I'll get us some supplies. -I'll come with you. 1083 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,240 I think Paul and Christina were gonna go there for their honeymoon. 1084 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,280 What are you wearing? 1085 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,920 You're making me look like a gameshow hostess. 1086 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,520 Your image needed a lift. 1087 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,480 What, you've lifted it right out the front of that dress. 1088 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,600 I'm not afraid of my sexuality. 1089 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,840 Laetitia helped me pick it out. 1090 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,800 Stay away from my friend. She'd be sick if she knew who you really were. 1091 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,280 You're with Rob. I'll do what I like. 1092 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:48,200 Hi, Brett. I didn't know you were going to be here. 1093 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:49,800 Colette. 1094 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,840 We haven't talked in a long time. In fact, I don't think we've ever talked. 1095 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:56,040 How's work? 1096 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,680 Why don't you tell me all about it? 1097 01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,560 I'd much rather hear about you. What's happening about New York? 1098 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,880 [indistinct chatter] 1099 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,400 Yeah, he trusts me. I'm his director… 1100 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,200 -Hi. -This is my boyfriend, Brett. 1101 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,080 You're so funny. 1102 01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:20,760 [Brett's voice] Oh, please. 1103 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,240 Hey, uh, I'm just gonna go and powder my nose. 1104 01:08:24,319 --> 01:08:26,600 -Don't go away, will you? -I'll be right here. 1105 01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:27,560 Good. 1106 01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:32,960 Will you stop coming on to her? 1107 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,880 Well, the shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it? 1108 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:37,560 He who lives by the sword dies by the sword, buster. 1109 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,160 And what if she thinks it's serious? 1110 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,359 Have you thought about that, Miss Morality? 1111 01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,279 -Keep it down. -Look who's worried about appearances now. 1112 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,760 I think this job's going to your head, Tash. 1113 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,600 Taxi! Wait! Wait! 1114 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:08,160 -[Tash] Stop, you bastard. -Brett, I'll give you a lift. 1115 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,920 No, it's all right, Colette. I just want to be alone. 1116 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,279 Well, you'll never get a cab at this hour on a Saturday. 1117 01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:16,439 -Stop! Stop. -[car honking] 1118 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,479 My car's right here. 1119 01:09:34,359 --> 01:09:35,279 [Jeff] Colette. 1120 01:09:36,359 --> 01:09:37,439 Go away, Jeff. 1121 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,920 Oh, come on, baby. I just want to speak to you. 1122 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,160 Piss off! Just ignore him, Brett. 1123 01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:43,200 Who's he? 1124 01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:46,359 He doesn't want to talk to you, and I don't want to talk to you, 1125 01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:47,800 so just go away! 1126 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,319 Look, when a woman says she doesn't want to talk to you, 1127 01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:50,760 it means she doesn't want to talk to you. 1128 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,760 When a guy says something like that to me, 1129 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:55,760 it means he wants his head smacked in. 1130 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,040 -I don't want to fight you. -Too bad, mate. 1131 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,200 [thud] 1132 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:04,480 [Brett groans] 1133 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:08,080 [groans] 1134 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,640 Oh, my lip. My lip. 1135 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,280 Oh, poor, poor Brett. 1136 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,200 Colette, please don't take offense, but I… can't do this. 1137 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,760 I really can't explain, but I… 1138 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:29,040 -I've had a lot to drink. -That's okay. 1139 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,440 I understand. 1140 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,000 You do? Oh, great. 1141 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,560 It's got nothing to do with you. 1142 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,400 I'm sure you're a really nice girl. 1143 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:38,440 [zipper unzips] 1144 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,840 Don't take it personally. 1145 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,800 Colette, what are you doing? 1146 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,200 No, no. Stop. 1147 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,560 [Tash moans] Wow! 1148 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,320 Come on, Tash. Give me the keys. 1149 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,600 Rob, it's my car. I'm driving. 1150 01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:01,520 I think I should drive, eh? Come on, into the car. 1151 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,360 -You all right? -Mm-hmm. 1152 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:05,720 -Yep. -Keys. 1153 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:11,960 That's a girl. 1154 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,160 Here we go. 1155 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,480 [Tash] Whoa. 1156 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,400 Ooh, and a slam dunk to the switch. 1157 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,520 Very good. 1158 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:25,960 There we go. You all right? 1159 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,920 Well, I should be going. 1160 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,760 No, no, no, no. Stay and have another drink. 1161 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,400 -No, I don't think I can drink anymore. -You want a coffee? 1162 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,160 Yeah. 1163 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:41,920 Have a coffee. 1164 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,240 [Tash clears throat] 1165 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,680 Thanks. 1166 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,520 God, women's clothes are sexy. 1167 01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:27,160 But they're kind of… complicated. 1168 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,120 [Rob clears throat] Tash, um… 1169 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,920 you know, Brett's my best friend. 1170 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,560 Well, there are rules about this kind of thing. 1171 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,800 [Brett] Oh, Rob. What a guy. 1172 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:43,760 But you don't realize… I'm your best friend. 1173 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,640 [laughs] 1174 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,520 No. No, mate, stop. 1175 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:55,560 I know it feels weird. But you and Brett have broken up. 1176 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,400 We're not doing anything wrong. Mmm. 1177 01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:58,800 [Brett] Oh, no. 1178 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:01,200 Oh, no. No, you don't understand, Rob. 1179 01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:04,440 -This could be dangerous. -[shushes] I've got condoms. 1180 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,200 [Brett] Oh, well, basketball will never be the same again. 1181 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:24,360 [Brett] That's it. 1182 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:29,480 Sorry. 1183 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,240 [Brett] Oh, what have I done? 1184 01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,280 [Tash] What have I done? 1185 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,360 [phone keypad beeps] 1186 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,080 [phone ringing] 1187 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,080 [phone ringing, beeps] 1188 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,800 [answering machine] Hi, this is Tash. And I'm listening to you. 1189 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,560 Tash, it's Laetitia. This is the fourth time I've called. 1190 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,600 Why don't you pick up? I'm getting really worried. 1191 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:07,040 -[beep] -[tape winding] 1192 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:09,680 [phone ringing, beeps] 1193 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,480 [answering machine] Hi, this is Tash. And I'm listening to you. 1194 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,000 Tash, it's, uh, it's me, Rob. 1195 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:17,400 Uh, look, will you give me a call? 1196 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:19,800 I'd really like to see you. 1197 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:22,400 Oh, no. 1198 01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,280 -[phone ringing] -Hello. 1199 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:27,160 Hi, Robbie. 1200 01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:29,120 Feel like going down and shooting a few baskets? 1201 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:30,440 Loser buys the drinks. 1202 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,520 Brett. Uh, yeah, look, I can't. 1203 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,480 I've gotta go to my brother's for a… 1204 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,400 family lunch. 1205 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:39,800 I'll see you tomorrow? 1206 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:41,760 Bye. 1207 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,320 [sighs] 1208 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,440 [sighs] 1209 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:51,720 [sighs] 1210 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,960 Tash, I know you're in there! 1211 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,240 Tash, please! 1212 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,960 I won't go away! 1213 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,800 Come on, let me in. 1214 01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:30,440 Granny's chocolates. 1215 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,520 Well, if you're gonna eat yourself into a diabetic coma, 1216 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,720 you could have at least chosen something a little more exotic. 1217 01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:37,800 [sobbing] 1218 01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:39,640 Tash. 1219 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,400 Well, don't cry. 1220 01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,440 What is wrong with me? 1221 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:49,640 There's nothing wrong with you. 1222 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:53,200 You… You're binging out on chocolates and feeling weepy. 1223 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,120 You're probably just getting your period. 1224 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,360 My what? My period? 1225 01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:05,080 Oh, God! Oh, no! 1226 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:08,280 Oh, it's not that bad. It's only normal after all. 1227 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,360 It's not normal. 1228 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,360 Listen to me, Laetitia, I am not Tash. 1229 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,520 I am just in Tash's body. 1230 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,640 Tash is in my body. 1231 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,400 I am Brett. 1232 01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:26,360 Oh, you've got to get over this. This is getting crazy. 1233 01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:30,600 Forget Brett. You have got to get your life together. 1234 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,520 [Brett's voice] What life? I don't have a life. 1235 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,920 [crying] 1236 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:40,360 [church bell tolling] 1237 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:53,240 [man laughing in the distance] 1238 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,120 [exhales] 1239 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,600 [Brett's voice] I can't do this anymore. 1240 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,280 Miss Trevellyn. 1241 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,120 I quit. 1242 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,120 [Davis] Now, as you all know, the international head of production's 1243 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,600 flying in to see this show. 1244 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:19,240 Mark Hutchinson is confirmed, but Jenny Mathison canceled. 1245 01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:21,240 So, who do we like? 1246 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,640 Any thoughts, people? 1247 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,320 Brett? Brett? You with us? 1248 01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:30,880 Oh. Uh, yes. 1249 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,120 Um, I've developed a formula to predict who will rate well 1250 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,880 based upon guests, past appearances and ratings. 1251 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,280 And I think we should get, um… um… 1252 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:46,720 Karen Zader. 1253 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,960 [all laugh] 1254 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,320 Very amusing, Brett. 1255 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,840 What's wrong? 1256 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,360 Hutchison and Zader haven't even spoken to each other, 1257 01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:58,880 let alone appeared in public since they broke up three years ago. 1258 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:02,400 I'm sure they'd be overjoyed to have a cozy little chat on national television. 1259 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:03,840 We could ask them. 1260 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,560 It's been three years, I'm sure they're over by now. 1261 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:09,080 Brett, she sold the entire story of their breakup 1262 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,800 to The Truth with Pictures. 1263 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,400 And he called his last album The Bitch in Black. 1264 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,880 Any sensible suggestions? 1265 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,200 I know my idea sounds unusual, but I'd still like you to consider it. 1266 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:26,520 If they agreed, it would be great. 1267 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:28,960 An interview with some conflict is what we need. 1268 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:31,960 And since when did you decide what we need? 1269 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,040 Brett, I don't want this New York gig to go to your head. 1270 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,840 When that guy comes to see the show, you won't be the only guy he's looking at. 1271 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,640 See, producing a TV show is like football. 1272 01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:43,000 It's a team sport. 1273 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,680 Every member of the team has a position. 1274 01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,360 And every position has a job to do. 1275 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,160 Do you know what your job is? 1276 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:53,160 To interview. 1277 01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:55,440 To do whatever I can to make the interviews in-teresting. 1278 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,120 To read. That's your job. 1279 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,680 To read. 1280 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,960 You can do whatever you like to make your reading interesting. 1281 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:08,280 The rest you can leave to the other players of the team. 1282 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:10,920 [sniffles] 1283 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,800 Oh, for Christ's sake, Brett, don't cry. 1284 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,120 Off to kill her. 1285 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,120 Who do you think will be next? 1286 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,600 [sobbing] 1287 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,280 -[door opens] -[sobbing] 1288 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:29,680 Brett. Mate, I… I have to tell you something. 1289 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:31,960 I slept with Tash. 1290 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:33,840 You did what? 1291 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:34,760 I shouldn't have. 1292 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:37,400 You gotta understand. 1293 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,160 I've been in love with her for years. 1294 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,960 [Tasha's voice] In love with me? 1295 01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:43,440 You two had broken up… 1296 01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:45,760 We'd had a lot to drink… 1297 01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,480 And you know how it is. 1298 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,800 [Tasha's voice] Brett slept with you? 1299 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:52,720 I don't want this to come between us. 1300 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:57,080 You and I have been friends for a long time. 1301 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,520 I'd like to think that we can still, you know, 1302 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,880 play basketball. 1303 01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:07,520 I have had enough. 1304 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:11,120 I've been insulted, abused, head-butted. 1305 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,400 I was beaten up in the name of sport, 1306 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,560 and I've cried in front of the entire office. 1307 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,720 I just find out that my ex-boyfriend has slept with another man, 1308 01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:24,360 and all anyone can do is offer me a game of basketball. 1309 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,400 I don't wanna play basketball. 1310 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,120 I don't wanna be a man anymore. 1311 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,440 I want to talk to somebody. 1312 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:34,880 I want to be a woman. 1313 01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:37,320 [door slams shut] 1314 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:47,320 [moaning] 1315 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,400 Oh, no. You haven't… 1316 01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,120 Don't say anything. 1317 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:01,680 [sighs] 1318 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,320 I feel shocking. 1319 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,440 I know this is some kind of karma thing 1320 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,920 and the whole universe is laughing its head off at me, 1321 01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:12,720 but I get the point. 1322 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,400 I was wrong. 1323 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:20,720 I've been wrong in so many ways I can't count. 1324 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:23,400 [exhales] 1325 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:25,880 I'm sorry. 1326 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:37,800 You know… 1327 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:42,400 I think this is like one of those three-legged races we had at school. 1328 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:46,760 If we keep running in opposite directions, we're never gonna get anywhere. 1329 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:50,600 Yeah, I know. 1330 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,200 Rob, you owe me a favor. 1331 01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,680 I want you to see if you can still get Tasha a shot on that science show. 1332 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,920 Tell them we have a great interview subject. 1333 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:07,280 Mm-hmm. Good. 1334 01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:12,120 Dr. Kamins, it's Natasha Trevellyn again. 1335 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,760 I was with The Australian. 1336 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:18,200 Ah, yes, I'm aware of your policy regarding interviews. 1337 01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:21,200 But I know how relevant your research is to many people. 1338 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:24,200 And just as you have your responsibilities as scientists, 1339 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:27,000 I have my responsibilities as a science journalist. 1340 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:30,680 And that is to see that the public get to share in the knowledge 1341 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:31,880 that science creates, 1342 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:34,720 which is knowledge that belongs to all humankind. 1343 01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:43,120 Yes. 1344 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:44,840 Okay. 1345 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,240 Cool. 1346 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:48,760 Thanks. 1347 01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:51,600 -He'll do it. -Yes! 1348 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,040 But only on Friday afternoon. 1349 01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:55,360 Just before the show? 1350 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,080 Well, we'll have to deal with that. 1351 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,920 Everyone on the team has the right to contribute. 1352 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,840 My Zader and Hutchison idea was good. 1353 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,280 And I'm not leaving until you consider it. 1354 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:13,200 [files thud] 1355 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,160 I've researched the ratings of past shows. 1356 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:17,520 Separately, these two have always been big broadcasts. 1357 01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,880 Together, they'll break through the roof. 1358 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,840 Oh, piss off, Brett. They'll never go for it. 1359 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,040 They have. 1360 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:26,920 I told each of them that the other had agreed to appear. 1361 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,160 They had to say yes, or else look like they were the one who hadn't. 1362 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,440 Oh! 1363 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good, B. You've got to make it punchier. 1364 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,360 Not too punchy. 1365 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:39,680 No, no, not too punchy. Just punchy enough. 1366 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:41,200 [chuckles] 1367 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,000 [bell rings] 1368 01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:48,240 [Rob] Production tape. B roll. 15 seconds please. 1369 01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:51,720 Right. We ready to go? 1370 01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:53,320 [Rob] Stand by. 1371 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,720 Don't let it freak you. 1372 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:58,600 Just try and imagine it's you and me having a private conversation. 1373 01:23:58,680 --> 01:23:59,640 [clicks tongue] 1374 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:05,640 Dr. Kamins, we're very grateful to you for speaking to us. 1375 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,400 We understand this is the first time 1376 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,800 you've spoken to the press about your new research. 1377 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,480 Could you tell us what you've discovered about human reproduction and evolution? 1378 01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:19,000 We've been studying the genes of thousands of couples. 1379 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:23,520 And what we found is, that in the majority of cases, 1380 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,880 people's natural instinct will subconsciously 1381 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:30,360 lead them to choose the person 1382 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,760 who is the perfect genetic compliment for them. 1383 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:33,960 Ah. 1384 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:36,800 Does this mean that there's a scientific basis 1385 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,360 -to love at first sight? -Yes. 1386 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:42,920 And for other folk wisdoms, such as "opposites attract," 1387 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,360 we found in our research that many people 1388 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,080 are attracted to those who are very different from them. 1389 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:51,520 Often, these people would later worry about this 1390 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,560 and try to… to change their partner physically 1391 01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:56,840 and behaviorally to be more like themselves. 1392 01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:00,840 However, we found that in these cases, 1393 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:04,160 the opposition of their genes in fact 1394 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:07,560 formed a perfect genetic complement. 1395 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:10,560 Like male and female in the first place. 1396 01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:14,000 Nature had a very good reason for putting them together. 1397 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,520 Oh, there you are. They're going mad for you. 1398 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,160 He's here. 1399 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:22,720 [bell rings] 1400 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,480 [Rob] Stand by. 1401 01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:25,640 -You'll like this, Sal. -[Rob] Positions please. 1402 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:28,160 There is where we get down to the naked sweating underbelly 1403 01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:29,400 of this relationship. 1404 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:31,360 -[Rob] Cue on camera two, Brett. -[mouthing words] 1405 01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:33,880 [mouthing words] 1406 01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:35,840 [Rob] Eight seconds. 1407 01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:39,000 Six, five, four… 1408 01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:46,240 We're back with our special guests, Karen Zader and Mark Hutchison. 1409 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:48,360 Karen, you've always been big here, 1410 01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:50,200 but it's only been in the last three years 1411 01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:51,600 that it's really happened for you. Why is that? 1412 01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:53,560 Well, you know, three years ago, 1413 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,680 there was a lot of negative stuff happening 1414 01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,160 and it was draining my energy. 1415 01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:59,080 These days I can put my energy into my music. 1416 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:02,240 Three years ago, you spent more time trying to get your face on magazine covers 1417 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,720 than you did in the studio. 1418 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,240 [scoffs] Yeah, just 'cause no one's wanted to interview you 1419 01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:07,600 since anyone can remember. 1420 01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:09,200 There's nothing left to tell, since you sold 1421 01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:11,480 the entire story of my private life to the junk press! 1422 01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:14,440 Oh, they would have found out anyway, sweetheart! 1423 01:26:14,520 --> 01:26:16,840 You were sleeping with our publicist. 1424 01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:22,680 Mark… 1425 01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:24,960 What was the publicist's name? 1426 01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,480 [laughter] 1427 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:32,800 Good show, guys. 1428 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:34,000 Excuse me. 1429 01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,200 [Davis clears throat] 1430 01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:38,800 [chuckles] 1431 01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:42,720 Brett, I'm going out for a final meeting now. 1432 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,840 I'll give you a call… 1433 01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,120 Feels good. Real good. 1434 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,400 Yes! 1435 01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:49,240 Great! Great! 1436 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:52,520 Congratulations. 1437 01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:54,120 Friends? 1438 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:56,760 Friends? 1439 01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:00,120 So, what do you think after the party, friend? 1440 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,440 Oh, you know, drinking more. 1441 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,400 Do you wanna come back to your place? 1442 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,800 Yeah. Yep. 1443 01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:13,720 Here's to your new career as a TV science journalist. 1444 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:15,960 Ahem! 1445 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,280 Of course, in a moment, it will actually be my job. 1446 01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:19,320 Till we change back. 1447 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:20,480 Mm. 1448 01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:22,240 -If we change back. -Mm. 1449 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,640 But, after that, it will be yours. 1450 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,120 Thank you. 1451 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:30,120 Any time. 1452 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,840 And you're going to get your dream. Eventually. 1453 01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:35,280 Right? 1454 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:38,400 Oh well, I'm kind of getting used to being you anyway. 1455 01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:39,840 [chuckles] Really? 1456 01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,680 -[chuckles] -[soft music playing] 1457 01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:43,840 ♪ You ♪ 1458 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,840 ♪ Watch me fall through your fingers ♪ 1459 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:51,520 ♪ I will spill away… ♪ 1460 01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:55,280 Why didn't you and I work out? 1461 01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:00,120 I guess I wasn't the right guy for you after all. 1462 01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:06,120 Never lived up to your expectations. 1463 01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:08,600 I wasn't… 1464 01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:10,880 what you wanted. 1465 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,480 All I ever wanted was for you to love me. 1466 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:18,720 But… 1467 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:20,760 I always have. 1468 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,640 Why don't you let me do this? 1469 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,160 I have a feeling I know what you like. 1470 01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:57,400 Okay. 1471 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,800 [moaning] 1472 01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:45,320 Mm. 1473 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:10,320 Mm. 1474 01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:19,520 We've changed back. 1475 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:20,800 Mm. 1476 01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,400 You must be glad. 1477 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,840 I suppose I am. 1478 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:31,960 [phone rings] 1479 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:36,200 Yeah, speaking. 1480 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:40,240 Oh, sorry, yeah, hang on. It's Davis. 1481 01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:42,560 Yo. 1482 01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,920 Really? 1483 01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:49,680 Yeah, yeah. 1484 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:51,720 Sure. 1485 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:53,800 Sure, okay. 1486 01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:59,160 I, uh, got the job. 1487 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:02,200 They want me to go and meet with him now. 1488 01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:05,760 There's a chance I might have to fly back to the States with him this afternoon. 1489 01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:12,760 That's great. Congratulations. 1490 01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:16,280 I mean, you have to go. 1491 01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,080 You can't turn something like this down. 1492 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:20,160 No, I suppose not. 1493 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,760 Do you want me to give you a lift to the airport, or… 1494 01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:23,720 Do you want a hand to pack? 1495 01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:27,360 It's not definite about flying out today. 1496 01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:29,640 I'd better get over there and find out. 1497 01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:33,880 Okay. Well, um, call me later, then I'll be at my place. 1498 01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:38,760 Sure. 1499 01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:56,520 [intercom buzzes] 1500 01:32:58,720 --> 01:32:59,840 Hello? 1501 01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:01,280 [Brett] Tash. It's me. 1502 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:02,520 Okay. 1503 01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:06,840 Can you come down? I've got a taxi waiting. 1504 01:33:08,440 --> 01:33:09,760 Oh. All right. 1505 01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:38,520 [voice breaking] I'm sorry, I'm… 1506 01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:40,200 I'm happy for you, it's just that… 1507 01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:43,480 I'm sorry, I'm sorry about everything, I… 1508 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,160 I didn't help you, and… 1509 01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:51,040 support you either, it's just that… I didn't realize until it was too late. 1510 01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:54,840 Nearly too late. 1511 01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:58,600 What? You turned the job down? 1512 01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:02,360 So you're going? 1513 01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:05,680 What? 1514 01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:10,360 Well, I got the job. 1515 01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:12,560 And then I thought, 1516 01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:14,960 if they want a really modern show, 1517 01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:19,280 why should it be limited by geography when cyberspace is endless. 1518 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:25,000 Why have one compere in New York? Why not have comperes all over the world? 1519 01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:26,520 Connected via satellite. 1520 01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:29,240 Sort of like the internet on TV. 1521 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:32,000 And they flipped over the idea. 1522 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:33,040 [laughs] 1523 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:35,840 So stop crying and help me get these bags. 1524 01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:37,680 This cab's gonna cost a fortune. 1525 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:42,800 Well, if you're not leaving, what are the bags for? 1526 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,160 Well, if you're gonna move into my place, 1527 01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:52,320 you're gonna need some extra cases to pack your stuff in. 1528 01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:58,440 Are you asking me to move in with you? 1529 01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:02,280 Mm. 1530 01:35:06,520 --> 01:35:07,640 I'm messy. 1531 01:35:09,280 --> 01:35:11,920 No, you're just aesthetically relaxed. 1532 01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:14,440 I'm too punctual. 1533 01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:16,680 I'm working on my punctuality. 1534 01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:21,440 We have nothing in common. 1535 01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:25,760 Perfect. 1536 01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:30,840 ♪ Only you ♪ 1537 01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:37,120 ♪ Can make all this world seem right ♪ 1538 01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:41,720 ♪ Only you ♪ 1539 01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:48,160 ♪ Can make the darkness bright ♪ 1540 01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:55,200 ♪ Only you and you alone ♪ 1541 01:35:55,280 --> 01:36:00,760 ♪ Can thrill me like you do ♪ 1542 01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:06,080 ♪ And fill my heart with love ♪ 1543 01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:11,200 ♪ For only you ♪ 1544 01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:17,120 ♪ Only you ♪ 1545 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:22,520 ♪ Can make all this change in me ♪ 1546 01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:28,520 ♪ For it's true ♪ 1547 01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:34,600 ♪ You are my destiny ♪ 1548 01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:39,280 ♪ When you hold my hand ♪ 1549 01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:42,160 ♪ I understand ♪ 1550 01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:46,840 ♪ The magic that you do ♪ 1551 01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:50,720 ♪ You're my dream come true ♪ 1552 01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:57,200 ♪ My one and only you ♪ 1553 01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:08,200 ♪ Look around your world, pretty baby ♪ 1554 01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:12,000 ♪ Is it everything you hoped it'd be? ♪ 1555 01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:15,040 ♪ The wrong guy, the wrong situation ♪ 1556 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,840 ♪ The right time to roll to me ♪ 1557 01:37:19,480 --> 01:37:21,040 ♪ Roll to me ♪ 1558 01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:25,920 ♪ And look into your heart, pretty baby ♪ 1559 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:29,080 ♪ Is it aching with some nameless need? ♪ 1560 01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:32,600 ♪ Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it? ♪ 1561 01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:35,560 ♪ Right then, roll to me ♪ 1562 01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:42,960 ♪ And I don't think I have ever seen A soul so in despair ♪ 1563 01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:49,680 ♪ So if you want to talk the night through Guess who will be there? ♪ 1564 01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:54,200 ♪ So don't try to deny it, pretty baby ♪ 1565 01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:57,560 ♪ You've been down so long You can hardly see ♪ 1566 01:37:57,640 --> 01:38:00,480 ♪ When the engine's stalled And it won't stop raining ♪ 1567 01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:03,920 ♪ It's the right time to roll to me ♪ 1568 01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:07,000 ♪ The right time to roll to me ♪ 1569 01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:11,000 ♪ It's the right time to roll to me ♪ 1570 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:14,360 ♪ Ooh ♪ 109606