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The reason why my mom named me "Chaladlert"

was because I was born on the same day as Thomas Alva Edison.

So mom wanted me to grow up to be a genius like the legendary scientist.

So I was raised to be a curious boy.

I always question everything.

And sometimes curiosity led me to strange things.

Very strange things.

The procreation of creatures.

When I encountered strange things I don't understand

I had to turn to the most experienced person in the house.

Damn it. No sound.

It's broken again.

Just a piece of junk.

Grandpa.

Grandpa. The girl in the VCD. Is she alright?

She makes strange sound.

Oh. Ah. Oh. Ah. Like this, grandpa.

What? I can't hear you, Chaladlert.

Speak up.

Oww. / Louder.

Oh. Ah. Oh, my God. / Louder.

Oh. Ah. Oh, my God. / Louder.

More. More.

Ah. Ah. / More.

F*ck me. / Don't stop.

Ah. Ah. Ow. Ow. Ah. Ah. Ow. Ow.

F*ck me.

Ah. Ah. Ow. Ow. Ah. Ah.

After that, mom and dad left me.

I mean, two years after that.

So aunt Balloon took charge of the house.

She is single.

She takes care of me and grandpa.

I've never seen her with any man.

She treats me as her son. So I'm very close to her.

So I always tell her and grandpa everything.

Even...

Here it comes. Here it comes.

Aunt Balloon. Grandpa.

Here it comes.

Damn.

Here comes the pubic hair.

Grandpa used to tell me that life doesn't start when you're at a certain age.

But life starts when we understand it.

I never understood it, until I turned 15.

Do you know what most 15 year-old kids are interested in?

Hey. How do you think it feels like to insert a penis into the vagina?

O-Bue, why did you use such official language?

A dick and a pussy will do.

O-Yong, you moron. This is how to say it without being a pervert.

It's a scientific question.

Scientific question?

Hold on. I'm studying it.

Why do you have to use my arm as the pussy?

Because O-Yong's arm is not suitable for this experiment.

Your arm is good. It's white. It's smooth.

It's an ideal pussy. Just like the real thing.

Chaladlert, you can't blame O-Yong.

There's a research saying that every man

thinks about sex every 52 seconds.

O-Yong is a man. So it's only natural that he's horny.

Just like what you have seen.

There are several things that 15 year-old kids like.

But for O-Yong and O-Bue, the only thing that they like

is to be horny all day.

They use all the brain they have / Oops. I'm sorry.

to think about sex. They're the genuine horny geniuses.

Again. Have you had breakfast? You seem tired.

It's slippery.

Let me help you.

I'm sorry.

I'm okay.

Oh, are you alright?

Yes.

Grapefruit.

Jenjira is a grapefruit.

Watermelon.

Kajonjit is a watermelon.

Sunny-Side Up.

A bun.

If you two are still playing like this,

you won't be able to beat Sudarat.

Why do you have to mention her?

I'm sick of her just to see her face on the giant board.

Congratulations to Miss Sudarat Chaladyuenyong

The research that says,

on average, women think about sex once per day.

I think a girl like Sudarat thinks about sex three times a day.

When?

Like, during lunch break.

She likes to watch guys play basketball

I bet she's there to sniff the guys' body odor, soaked with sweat.

to arouse her sex fantasy.

Then, she must think about sex when she's licking ice cream.

A girl who is hated by all, and never has a boyfriend.

She must be curious what a penis looks like.

And she will most likely think about sex

when she wakes up in the morning.

Why after waking up?

Normally, guys have a hard-on when we wake up, right?

Girls are the same.

But girls don't have a dick.

What should be hard when they wake up?

The nipples. Their nipples get hard, sticking up under the pajamas.

O-Yong. You're just joking, right?

I'd better get back to reading.

Sudarat.

What's with your arm?

Nothing.

You're just play around all day.

That's why you're not successful at anything.

Did she just take a shot at us?

Not me.

Sudarat is the kind of girl

who's always number one at anything she does.

Just like her name, Sudarat,

which means 'an excellent woman.

School Dress Code. High School Girls.

But because of her excellence,

not many people seem to like Sudarat.

Furthermore,

the teacher uses the length of her skirt as the school standard.

Too short.

Anyone who wears a skirt shorter than hers is considered too short.

Too long. Get a new one.

Sudarat is considered an ideal student by all the teachers.

Especially...

Miss Janya is here.

All students, pay respect to the teacher.

Good morning, teacher.

Sit down.

Do you know?

A doctor makes one mistake, one person dies.

A pilot makes one mistake, all the passengers die.

But a teacher makes one mistake, the future of the nation is finished.

All of you is the future of the nation.

It is my duty as a teacher to help you become better.

But I just want you to realize that

having an opportunity to wear this school uniform is an honor.

So, you have to continue to improve yourself.

The last thing I'll tell you in this homeroom session

is about this year's science project,

which the winning team

will participate in a training in Japan.

Silence.

And this year's topic is "The invention when you are 30 years old."

This topic will help you to understand the thinking process of grownups.

You need to think like a grownup, not like a kid.

But we're only fifteen or sixteen years old.

How can we understand how thirty year-old people think?

That's the point of this project.

It will help you grow up, Chaladlert.

O-Bue, let's have lunch.

Suchada,

Let me tell you a secret. / I'm hungry.

See you at the canteen. / Actually,

I have a crush on someone.

She inspired me to study hard

so I could be in the same class as her.

But last semester...

Sorry. It wasn't intentional.

Well, do you still want this book?

Oh, that's alright.

You can take it. I've read it many times.

You like sci-fi novels?

Yes. And I also like sci-fi films,

especially Spielberg's and Nolan's.

I like Spielberg too. Which one do you like best?

E.T.?

I love this movie.

Yes. I really love it too.

I'm crazy about extraterrestrials.

Do you believe in extraterrestrials too, Chaladlert?

You know my name?

Of course. We're in the same class.

That's right.

Do you know my name?

Absolutely. You're Cherry. Suchada Ngamkanokwan.

Oh, you know both my nickname and my full name.

Earth. And Saturn. I bet it's beautiful up there.

It's orange.

But it must be awesome to have extraterrestrial friends.

Would you like to go up there?

Even though Cherry looks like a half-breed.

But she speaks with country accent.

But that's the reason why everybody loves her,

including me.

Are you alright?

Oh, nothing. Nothing.

Oh, Miss Cherry.

Do you feel a little breezy?

No. I feel kind of hot.

Oh, that's why.

Have you seen 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Oh, the all-time greatest sci-fi film?

Right.

The story is very complicated. I don't think I fully understand.

The part where there's a big black thing.

Do you understand it?

Oh, the big black thing that the monkey touches.

It's the feeling I've never had before.

It's like touching orange,

plum. or tomato.

It's like the land

I've never landed on before.

You pervert.

Ouch. Ouch.

I still ask myself until this day. Why didn't I ask her to pick up the pen?

What part of the brain made me do that to Miss Cherry?

After that, I did not dare to talk to Miss Cherry again.

It's like my high school life had ended.

Chaladlert. We only have an hour for lunch break.

You should do something useful, rather than wasting time like this.

I'm warning you as the head of the class.

Well...

Go now.

Yes, ma'am.

Hey. About the science project, if we copy from this book,

we will surely go to Japan.

Let's do Microspore to Ovule.

No, Top.

Top. Top. Top. So handsome. Top.

Top, the most handsome senior of this school.

Girls in this school say he's born to kill all the superstars.

So handsome he even looks good from behind.

So handsome that he's become a sacred thing.

So much that the girls agreed that he belongs to everyone.

It means no one can be his girlfriend,

because he belongs to everyone.

Top. Top. Top. So handsome. Top.

How long will you keep washing your face, bastard?

Is your mom a mermaid?

Suchada. I'll take out the trash.

Okay.

Miss Cherry, please stop.

I saw you today, in the library.

You can't be Top's girlfriend.

He belongs to everyone.

He can't be your boyfriend.

It's my business.

Not yours.

But I like you, Miss Cherry.

I really do like you. A lot.

Thank you.

But I like older and smarter men

You look like a good person.

But you're not my type.

What if I could win this year's science project?

Will you consider me again?

How is it even related?

It's the proof that I'm older and smarter, just like Top.

So you will stop messing around with the public boyfriend.

You want to beat me on the science project?

It means you have to beat Sudarat too.

Because Sudarat and I are in the same team.

O-Bue. Which breast cup do you think is the biggest?

I've done a research. It's E cup.

Do you know why?

You two Os, let's do the science project this year.

We can do it.

We've already built a rocket.

You mean, "Chuvit No.7"?

Don't you remember what happened that day?

Launch!

Countdown to launch.

5...4...3...2...1...

Hey. Hey. It's up now. Oh, my God.

The rocket. Watch out!

Hey, Chuvit. Don't come to daddy.

Spread your legs.

It's coming back.

Chuvit. Good job.

Get out.

Wait. That's not what really happened.

I thought you were an expert.

You said you're good at rockets.

I'm really good at rockets.

But I meant rocket polishing.

Isn't that funny?

Chaladlert, we would surely lose to Sudarat.

We can't beat her brain.

If we can't beat her,

we should steal her brain.

Just steal the design of her invention and make it ours.

That way we can beat her.

I don't think this plan is a good idea.

Not only stealing her idea,

but this plan will also mess up her brain.

Haven't you heard the warning that love during school

leads to bad grades.

This theory is totally true.

She never has a boyfriend.

Imagine if she falls in love with someone.

Her head will be messed up from chasing after that guy, right?

But I've never seen her like any man.

How could you have seen? It's you, Chaladlert!

O-Yong. Have you seen my chemistry report?

Nope.

Oh, Chaladlert. Sudarat kept your chemistry report.

Can I have my report?

You might not have noticed, but I have observed for a while.

Chaladlert is the only boy in school that Sudarat has kept anything for.

But keeping a report for me doesn't mean she likes me.

Besides, I don't know how to woo anyone.

Right. And Sudarat seems sexually dead.

So it could be a problem.

I've already figured that out.

The problem with a smart girl like Sudarat is...

Small tits. Because she does too much thinking.

So her tits don't grow.

Small tits your ass.

The problem of Sudarat is that she has too little of estrogen.

Women with low estrogen are usually less sexually active.

Because she has low estrogen,

so she doesn't think about sex.

Oh, if Sudarat has more estrogen

she will have sexual desire like normal people.

Your plan is freaking evil. But I dig it.

I don't want to do it.

What's wrong with him?

I don't know.

Yes, auntie.

I'm almost home. Okay.

Statistics

found that 70% of fifteen year-olds who come home this late

have committed some kind of sins.

I did not.

Really?

What about what you did to Cherry?

Chaladlert 0 : 1 Sudarat

It's not what you think.

I know you didn't mean it.

It was me who told Cherry that it was an accident.

An immature kid like you can't come up with something this dirty.

Chaladlert 0 : 2 Sudarat

Oh, I heard you've decided to compete in the science project this year.

What made you do that?

Miss Cherry told you?

I know everything in school.

So you know about Top.

Top?

What about him?

So you don't know everything in school.

Chaladlert 1 : 2 Sudarat

Hmm. I'm not the nosy kind anyway.

Chaladlert 1 : 100 Sudarat

But this year. I will beat you.

Let's do Microspore to Ovule.

Let's do Microspore to Ovule.

Let's do Microspore to Ovule.

Let's do Microspore to Ovule.

What did you tell Sudarat?

Nothing.

She kept asking me about Top.

Quit bothering me.

It's my business.

Miss Cherry. I didn't say anything to Sudarat.

Wait a minute. What does "Microspore to Ovule" mean?

"Microspore to Ovule" basically means the breeding of Cherry flowers.

Noooo!!!

To prevent Cherry from doing "Microspore to Ovule" with Top,

I will have to win the science project.

I must beat Suda...

Sympathetic activity.

What does it mean?

Has your heart been beating heavily lately?

When you have a broken heart, your heart will ache.

Because the brain causes sympathetic activity.

So your heart beats heavily.

You mean the thing with Cherry?

Don't worry.

The healing period is 3-4 days.

And the sympathetic level will decrease.

Oh, about trying to win the science project just to prove yourself.

I have to say, it's so mango.

What does it mean?

I don't get it.

Well, mango sounds like Man-Ngo.

Ngo means stupid.

So mango means a stupid man.

We'll see, Sudarat.

I and the two O's will win this year's science project.

Aunt Balloon. Aunt Balloon.

Aunt Balloon. Aunt Balloon.

Hey!

Help me. Quick.

Hey, Fatty.

Are you alright?

I'm alright.

I'm okay.

What do you guys want?

Well, here's the thing.

The topic for this year's science project is

The invention when you are 30 years old.

So we thought the only way to win this project

is to know how thirty-year-old people think.

And you are in this age range.

So we thought...

You should be able to help us understand grownups.

What would you do if it were you?

So we can develop your idea from there.

Oh. Let me think for a moment.

Take all the time you want.

I'm enjoying.

Oh. I've got an idea.

Most thirty-year-old people worry about their appearance.

Their skin is not fresh like when they were twenty year-old.

Maybe you should invent a face freshener machine.

that can turn the skin back in time, from 30 to 20.

That would be cool.

What should we do next?

A scientist must have Plan B.

When asking doesn't yield answer,

we'll have to observe with our eyes, the behavior of a 30 year-old.

The two O's. You're studying the behavior, right?

Very carefully.

O-Yong, try imagining with the censor mosaic.

Everything seems perverted with the censor mosaic.

The two O's, don't think like that.

Your eyes will be infected.

I want durian.

After that, everybody in the class started doing the science project.

But I still wonder whether

what everybody is thinking is really for 30 year-old people.

Why do you have to stare at the spoon?

According to the theory,

humans mainly use the left brain, which is about logic.

So I have an idea of reducing the usage of the left brain.

And increasing the usage of the right brain,

which controls meditation and concentration.

to bring back the balance of the brain.

To make a Homosapien become Homo Excellens.

Homo Excellens?

Is that the invention when you're 30?

Awesome, isn't it? Even Sudarat won't beat that.

Your brain might develop better

if you stare at something else other than spoon.

What should it be?

You will have to use your brain

to create psychic power to blow the skirts of that two teachers upward.

When you focus on this, your right brain will work harder.

The left brain will work less.

And your brain will develop a lot faster.

Hey, O-Bue. You are a genius.

See? Even though it seems nonsense,

but Pratya has his own idea.

Having an idea and having a winning idea are different.

If that's a winning idea,

our nation would have ended a long time ago.

So what are you going to do, Two O's?

Bandage.

This is not a normal bandage.

In America, there's a bandage that has nano needles.

It can be used to inject medicine into the body.

So you brought this from America?

No. I made it myself.

I put homemade liquid estrogen this bandage.

We just have to cause a wound on Sudarat's skin. Then put this on her.

Her hormone level will increase. Her hidden lust will burst out.

A simple plan, but damn evil.

I like it.

What should we do so that Sudarat has a wound?

Stoop. Close. Rise. Dance.

Hand move. Raise to ear.

This semester, Miss Janya teaches Thai fencing.

Raise to ear. / We have to practice near Sudarat.

Then stoop, close, pierce, stab Sudarat. / Stoop. Close.

Rise. Pierce. / Chaladlert, get her attention.

Impress her.

Just practice near Sudarat.

Then stoop, close, pierce, stab Sudarat.

Then Chaladlert will play the good guy role,

and put on the bandage.

What do I have to do?

Just dance around and show your coolness.

I'm gonna go to the toilet.

Hmm.

You can do it.

But...

Chaladlert, you can do it. You can do it. You can do it.

You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.

Pierce.

Shit.

Close. Rise. Pierce. Stap. Raise to ear.

Rise. Pierce. Stap.

Rise. Close. Stoop. Rise. Close. Stab.

Stoop. Rise. Close. Pierce. Stab.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm practicing Thai fencing.

Am I cool?

Sudarat. I just want to thank you.

For keeping my report many times.

Is that all?

If that's your business, then you can go now.

I'll practice.

Well, Sudarat, I don't know how to make love.

Can you teach me how to make love?

What do you mean?

The love symbol.

Damn!

Move away!

Stoop. Rise. Close. Pierce. Stab.

May the force be with you.

What are you doing to my friend? Eat this.

Shit. Blood.

You deserve it. You started it.

Where's my backup?

Shit!

Oh, you have a bandage. Use it on your friend.

That's alright.

Wait.

Hey.

Shit. Where did he come from?

You don't need to thank me. You're welcome.

But I'm sorry.

Cherry, let's go.

Just leave them here.

Take care of yourself.

O-Bue, when will the hormone take effect?

Don't worry. It's less than a spoonful. You'll be alright, O-Yong.

O-Bue.

O-Bue...

Doesn't look good. We'll have to suppress O-Yong's sexual desire.

O-Bue... / Not enough.

Chaladlert, Stomp his dick.

Ouch. Ouch. Wait.

Ouch. Ouch. Enough. You sons of bitches.

I was just playing. You just kept on stomping.

How could just a little hormone affect me? Try to use your brain.

I knew. I just wanted to stomp you.

It's good that you're okay, O-Yong.

O-Bue. What should we do next?

A scientist must have Plan B.

It's beautiful up here as always.

Haven't been here for a while.

Cherry,

I have something to ask about Top and you.

Top and I?

But I still don't get it.

I have tried to find reasons to find the answer.

But nothing helps.

And then... / Just go straight to the point.

Why did you to something like that with Top?

Don't you know that he belongs to everyone?

One day he will leave you.

Thanks.

But for some things,

no matter how many reasons you have,

you will never have the answer,

especially about love.

I don't know how it will end between Top and I.

But I just let my feelings guide me.

I just don't understand you.

When it comes to love,

no matter how many times you've read The Three Kingdoms,

you won't understand it.

Well...

Admit it.

Even if you could finish readingThe Three Kingdoms,

you won't understand love.

I bought it for you.

Good timing. I'm getting tired. Thank you.

You're welcome. Bye.

So sour.

I told you that gooseberry, tamarind, mango and lime

around people's sexual desire.

But I don't think it's good, the Two Os.

If you still don't buy it,

let's try it with someone who's slowest to react.

For you.

Thanks.

Oh, too late.

It's sour.

Gooseberry, tamarind, mango and lime for sex.

From the plan I've devised,

Chaladlert, you will pretend to have feelings for Sudarat

by giving her some foods.

Girls are ecstatic when they are given foods by the guys they like.

And they will be hopeful about love.

Well, by giving them gooseberry, tamarind, mango and lime?

Sudarat.

I bought these for you.

I'm not Cherry. No need to be nice.

But I really want to give you gooseberry, tamarind, mango and lime.

But I like red beans, corn, and pumpkins,

which contain unsaturated fat.

Such as Linoleic and Oleic acids.

And also Serotonin, which helps you relax.

But these also have vitamin C.

Do you know that reading The Three Kingdoms helps you be smart?

Especially an idiot like you.

Just tell me your plan.

I...I don't have any plans.

If you don't believe it, I will eat them now.

It's late now.

Isn't it time to go home?

You can go together. Your houses are on the same way.

Chaladlert, go home!

I'm sorry.

That's a twist, O-Yong. Chaladlert can do it.

What about your secret plan, asshole?

Sudarat... I remember that she was very lovely when she was a kid.

But since she grew up, she has changed.

Even though we live close to one another,

and we meet regularly,

but I can never speculate her emotional process.

Walk faster.

Yes.

Why did you ask me to go home together?

Can we just walk without talking?

Here. Hold it for me.

I'm sorry.

How about your science project?

Well, I haven't figured that out yet.

How about yours?

It's about the creation of living things.

Why did you choose this topic?

I believe the theory that says living things come from the meteorites.

The meteorites are like the buses of the universe.

The living substances might be carried with them.

When the meteorites hit the earth, they passed on the living things.

Life starts from creatures with a single cell.

And human beings evolved from them millions of years later.

And all beautiful creatures followed.

Life is an amazing thing.

That's why I chose this topic.

Do you want to come inside my house?

My mom is not home.

And I'm experimenting something.

I want you to see it.

Yes.

Sudarat, are you sure this is a good idea?

It's private.

Huh. Private?

Here. Have a seat.

Yes.

Why are you sitting over there? Come sit here.

Yes.

You seem panicky.

It's unlike your name.

I'm sorry.

Speaking of names, both of us are strange.

None of us has a nickname.

My mom refused to give me one.

And ordered me not to have one.

Maybe your mom wanted you to be an excellent woman

like the meaning of the name.

That's reasonable. How could you come up with this?

My mom once told me when she was still alive.

She wanted me to be super clever.

But now you seem super silly.

Unlike the hero I met when I was 5.

Was I a heo when I was 5?

Do you remember this pair of shorts?

As soon as I saw that shorts, I realized what it was.

I remember that day at the playground, when I was 5.

Peed in the pants.

Peed in the pants.

Peed in the pants.

Peed in the pants.

Peed in the pants.

Peed in the pants.

At that time, you were my hero.

What is the experiment you talked about?

The invention when I am 30 year-old.

What are we going to experiment?

I am cutting up a squid to find its reproductive organ.

When squids are reproducing

the male will shoot his sperms into the female.

I wonder how the thin squids

hide the reproductive organs.

I still haven't found it.

Why do you want to know this?

Because ever since I saw your penis when you were 5,

I kept wondering about male reproductive organ.

But I haven't had a chance to see it again.

So I turned to study animals.

But since you're here, let me experiment on you.

Suda...

Ooh. Ooh...Suda...

Don't be too excited. It's just an experiment.

What is this part called?

Sudarat.

It's too...hard.

Come back this Sunday to help me do the biology report.

I will have to be back?

Alright.

Hey, why mine is smaller than yours?

This cyber dildo is based on an average penis size of Thai men.

Which is yours.

Alright. Beware of the small and short but fast penis.

Sudarat grabbed my...

Well, Sudarat grabbed my dick.

And she forced me to go back to do a report this Sunday.

I think you will have to get trained the basics of sex.

Where can I get that kind of training?

A scientist must have a top secret plan.

I'm taking grandpa to see ear doctor. Will be back at night.

To achieve our goal of getting sex training,

I had to destroy grandpa's hearing aid.

So that aunt Balloon and grandpa will be out.

And I can complete my mission.

But...

Chaladlert. Do we really have to wear this?

O-Bue told us to wear our father's clothes to look like grownups.

But we are lying about our age.

I know. But look at this asshole.

O-Bue. You told me to wear my father's clothes.

Why are you wearing a shirt with your mom's face?

This is my father's. It's a collection.

My dad loves my mom very much.

Really? I thought it's for her funeral.

Is it really okay to do this kind of thing in the middle of the day?

Hey, she's here.

It's not locked. Just come in.

Normally I only do night job.

But since you are all kids.

I don't want you to go to bed too late.

We are old enough for sexual activities.

And are ready to get married and have children.

I'm not a kid anymore.

Okay. I believe you.

So do you want to come one by one?

Or do you want to come together?

We'll come together.

O-Yong.

My fat boy.

Can you moan in low tone?

O-Bue. O-Bue. Is that low enough?

I can't take it anymore. Go to Chaladlert.

Chaladlert.

O-Yong.

My name is O-Yong.

Chaladlert.

O-Bue.

O-Yong.

I only saw it in the clip. Now it's the real thing.

Moan my name too.

O-Yong.

O-Yong.

O-Yong.

Next step. This is a VR glass.

You will enter into the new dimension of 3D porn.

You will have a sexual experience that's virtually real.

Is this the training by the two Os?

I want to know what this is for.

It's nothing related to stealing Sudarat's idea.

You will have to make her go crazy over you, physically and mentally.

If you are successful,

you can even tell her to think of the project idea for you.

It's only fun and fun.

Just wearing this VR glass will help me touch the real thing?

Come here.

I feel so hot in here.

Can you unbutton this shirt?

I don't have the hands.

That's better.

Thanks a lot.

Where does this bus go?

To Makkasan.

Where are we?

We're at Makkasan.

What are we doing here?

Makkasan.

Sounds like Mega Sex, right?

Really?

Hey, handsome.

Yes.

Can you help me?

I'll let you choose.

Between untying me.

and helping me look

if there's anything under my skirt.

Yes.

Do you see anything?

Help me.

What can I do for you?

We are afraid of breast cancer. Can you check our breasts?

Shouldn't you go to see the doctor?

There's no doctors around.

Only you can help us.

Is that a good idea?

Please. Please.

I'm not sure. Well...

Please.

Please help us.

It's very real, the two Os.

Oh, me again?

Always me.

Push it. Push it. Push it.

Push it. Push it. Push it.

Push. Push. Push.

What the hell are you doing?

I think I'm scared of Sudarat.

Why are you scared of her?

She always follows you.

She digs you.

I'm sure her hormone is exploding right now.

Liking someone and sexual desire, are they the same?

It's a chain reaction.

Will I have sexual desire if I don't like her?

Right.

What if I really do like Sudarat?

You want to do it now?

Do what?

The biology report.

Have you done your physics report?

Yes, I've finished it.

The breeding and growth.

I think I'll include the animals too. What do you think?

Sure.

I've read that the flat worms, when they are having sex

they swing their sexual organs like swords.

The flat worms?

And Panda too.

The caretaker must let the Pandas watch porn film

to arouse their sexual desire.

Why is that?

Because Pandas only think about sex 24 to 72 hours per year.

So they need to be aroused so they can have sex.

It's funny.

I don't know what happened.

It's vague.

I can't remember it clearly.

But when I realized, I've lost my virginity to Sudarat already.

Why isn't there any blood?

How would I know then If I've lost my virginity?

Well, I don't know either.

Sudarat.

Can I ask you one thing?

Well.

Why we...

Since I was a child, I never understood

why dad left mom and me.

So I don't believe in human relationship.

So I devoted my life to studying.

But now,

I started to feel...

that whenever I'm near you,

I just want to believe in relationship again.

Did you get it? The invention model?

The invention when I am 30 years old.

What do 30 year-old people want?

Even though I've got Sudarat's invention detail.

But my emotional process

doesn't want me to follow the plan.

I'm confused every time I think about her.

I don't know what's happening to me.

I've got the details of the inventions.

The two Os, I think...

Besides the details...

did you do something else?

The biology report, of course.

Just the biology report. Really?

I think you also did physiology report too.

Just explain the process in detail.

What process?

The sexual intercourse process.

Wait a minute. This is not the point.

What about the science project?

That's the minor point now.

The main point is the sex.

We must debate about the pattern and process of sex.

The very detail of it.

So what's the point of stealing Sudarat's invention model?

Just to mess with her, Chaladlert.

But I never thought it would have come this far.

You're so good, Chaladlert.

So how did you feel when you lost your virginity to Sudarat?

Sudarat!

Chaladlert, help me.

Sudarat... I...

I'll shut up.

I actually knew about your stupid plan

to steal my idea, in the first place.

I just wanted to test what kind of person you are, so I let you.

But I also wanted to test my own feelings if I can stand it.

But I know it now.

Sudarat. Listen to me, Sudarat.

Sudarat, why it's always me.

O-Bue, I think you have to think about your plan B now.

Don't worry. A scientist must have...

What the...

Are you feeling weird like I do?

I'm not done with you two.

Noooo.

After that, I didn't get to talk to Sudarat again.

I knew she was mad at me.

I felt really bad about myself.

But I don't know what to do.

One month later.

Hey.

Do you have any problem with Sudarat?

Don't you know that Sudarat likes you?

How do you really feel about her?

You know who I like, Cherry.

But now I'm not so sure.

I don't even know what I really feel.

Whatever you want to do, just hurry up before it's too late.

Don't worry.

A scientist must have plan B.

What plan B?

Sodium.

Chlorine.

Do you know their meaning?

So what?

You are a Sodium. I'm a Chlorine.

Together, we make Sodium Chloride.

Which is critical to all living things.

You are critical to my life.

I'm sorry.

Do you remember what we learn about embryo?

It's the baby of animals or plants.

I'm pregnant.

But don't worry.

I have plan B.

How is this possible?

Just stop being confused.

I'll tell my mom first. Then you can tell your aunt.

Wait a minute.

This is a very serious thing.

I don't dare to tell my aunt.

You know, my mom expects a lot from me.

And this happens to me.

What do you think she will do to me?

You and your friends planned to destroy my life.

And now

You are doing just that

Can you tell me now how this happened?

I expected a lot from you.

Why is the teacher late today?

Can you contact her?

She hasn't read.

All students, pay respect to the teacher.

Good morning, teacher.

I have something to tell you all.

Sudarat, our class head, decided to drop all classes this semester.

So, for the science project,

Suchada will be the leader of the group.

Everyone, get our textbook ready.

Grade 10 Class 1

Chaladlert, what's wrong with Sudarat?

We didn't submit any proposal.

We've lost the interest.

Chaladlert.

Hey. Chaladlert.

Well, I just... I just want to...

We've talked about what happened.

We will take responsibility for the baby.

What baby?

There will be no baby.

What do you mean?

Please.

You can't do that.

Please.

Just go back.

My mom and I decided to have an abortion.

You can't do that, Sudarat.

What's inside you is a human being.

Try to be real.

By scientific definition, it's just a cell.

Or even a tissue.

Is that all your want to say?

You can go now.

I don't want to believe

that something like this is happening to Chaladlert.

If your parents knew about this,

they would be very disappointed in me.

Balloon, don't blame yourself.

No one is to be blamed.

No one is right or wrong.

The most important thing now is,

what will Chaladlert do next?

I feel like I'm hurt.

It hurts from inside, grandpa.

But I don't know what it is.

I only know that I need to take responsibility.

So what do grownups feel?

I think life is just like a science experiment.

You will have to experiment a lot.

Some work out. Some don't.

Succeed or fail, you'll have to keep doing.

I've been experimenting for more than 60 years.

I still don't know if I'm a good grownup.

What are you thinking?

You can tell us what you think.

Your aunt is worried about you.

If the two Os will have to invent something at 30,

what would you do?

This topic is too hard for my brain, actually.

If it were me, I would do what I please.

Because I don't really understand the meaning of this topic.

But the big problem is not about this anymore.

O-Bue is right.

The problem is not about the science project.

But it is the question that could lead to my answer.

I have to know what my invention when I'm 30 is.

What do we do then?

A scientist must have Plan B.

The invention when I am 30 year-old.

If there's no invention that can be proven

that it's really the invention of a 30 year-old?

So the words "Being a grownup" might not exist.

It might be just a theory we've invented ourselves.

What are you talking about? I don't understand.

I know now what invention I would make when I'm 30.

Just tell me what you want to do.

I don't dare to propose any idea now.

So what is it? The invention of the 30 year-old.

What do we have to do?

Let's do something we all do best.

Sudarat. If you can hear me, I just want to say something.

I know now what invention I would make when I'm 30.

Sudarat. Sudarat.

Take your freaking rocket out of my house right away.

Chaladlert, don't waste time. Just launch the rocket.

Sudarat 8

You're ready, Chaladlert?

5...4...3...2...1

This is what we do best. It's being lame.

Chaladlert, let's go.

Go. Go.

Stop right now.

Mom. Mom.

When are you going to quit playing like a child?

I'm sorry.

I just want to show you my invention.

This is empty.

Yes. It's an empty plan.

Because the invention is still in your belly.

When we are 30,

the cell in your belly

will be 15, the same age as us now.

The 15 year old kid is our invention when we are 30.

Sudarat, what are you going to do?

Mom,

I won't be able to destroy my own invention.

Hey. The rocket works.

Grandpa used to tell me that life doesn't start when you're at a certain age.

But life starts when we understand it.

Now I'm starting to understand it.

What took you so long?

I was just looking at books.

ไม่รู้จะอ่านอะไรดี I didn't know what to read.

What are you reading?

Sit down.

This book says in the first 3 months

the baby's weight will grow 700-800 grams per month on average.

Maybe more or less for some babies.

Then 500-600 grams increase in the next three months.

Baby's weight will increase less when he grows older.

Baby growth might stop intermittently.

Maybe because his teeth are ready to come out.

Or he is not well and doesn't want to eat.

But once these conditions disappear, he will grow rapidly...

Hey. Pratya won the science project?

I think our nation has ended.

How long are they going to scream for Top?

I just want to see his face.

They are screaming for Pratya. With that face?

Maybe we have to stare at the spoon to make girls scream.