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[mellow hip-hop music]
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Yo, I'ma need this shit
when I get signed to...
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♪ Def Jam! ♪
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DENNIS: See, Elektra really
believes in Dirty.
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Everything that Def Jam
wouldn't give Dirty
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on the backend, Elektra will,
and much more.
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Take the Elektra deal.
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It's all I ever wanted
to be was on Def Jam.
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If you want to be treated differently,
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you need to grow up.
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Yo, Bobby,
we had to turn in that album,
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like, two months ago.
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Yo, how can
I even focus on tracks
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if he won't even
talk to me, you know?
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I'm sorry for signing you
to Elektra
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before talking to you about it.
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You can't be treating me
like no kid no more, son.
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And you can't be out here
fucking around
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when we got work to do.
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I'm ready to work now.
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[mellow beat playing]
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♪ ♪
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[music stops]
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RZA: All right, man.
This song right here?
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I've been saving
this one, a'ight?
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[mellow hip-hop
piano music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[music stops]
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Yo.
It's been two fucking days.
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Pick a fucking beat
already, cuz.
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You ain't even fucking helped
on the mike yet.
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You just sitting there
smoking, nodding,
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and waving off my beats
and shit.
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Hey, Elektra ain't accepting
no delays, you hear me?
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[tense music]
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They gonna hold money from us
that they owe,
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and they gonna sue us
for money we don't have.
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You gotta start
laying down tracks, nigga.
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Figure this shit out.
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Your first album,
it's your whole life explained.
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[groaning]
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[laughs]
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Yo, son.
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Remember we used
to do that shit?
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See how long we could last.
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Yeah, yo.
That shit's still funny, nigga,
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but it ain't helping us
right now.
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- You hear what I'm saying?
- [sighs]
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You gonna do that shit
on your album for an hour?
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Down low.
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We just listened
to that shit.
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No. We heard it.
We didn't experience this.
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We gotta get this album
done, a'ight?
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This ain't something
that's just
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gonna come out of nowhere.
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If I do that,
it ain't gonna go nowhere, yo.
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Like you said, this album
is my whole life explained.
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I been listening to this shit
since I was five years old, yo.
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I'm not the poster boy Method
is or the wordsmith Genius is.
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Yo, I'm me.
Ain't no father to my style.
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Yo, when a album
got a sound like that,
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it gotta be on some
unpredictable, grimy--
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yo, dirt dog, grimy shit, yo.
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Yo, we gotta hop into
our creative chamber, Abbott.
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We gotta--we gotta do shit
we used to do when we was kids.
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- RZA: Hmm.
- We wasn't afraid to laugh,
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but still bust a nigga's ass.
[Blowfly's "All You Hos"]
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Hey!
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RZA:
[laughs] Oh, shit.
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Like some punch card shit, nigga?
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DIRT: Fingers crossed.
RZA: Fingers crossed, a'ight?
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A'ight.
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BOTH: [singing along]
♪ And all you and your hos ♪
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[laughs]
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♪ You keep lives full of soul ♪
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Hey, yo, this album
gotta be my essence, son.
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Uncensored. Unfiltered.
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I want you to laugh, cry,
and punch a nigga in the face.
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The album is an experience,
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and you're the audience
to my show,
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and I'm onstage,
at that show,
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'cause you need me to lift your
spirits and touch your soul!
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Oh!
[laughs]
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Yeah, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
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My name is Dirt McGirt,
ladies and gentlemen,
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and, uh, the next bit
I'd like to do is called
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Taurus and the goddamn Bulls.
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Hey, you know what
I'm talking about?
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Yeah.
Since Tauruses are so stubborn,
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I imagine they think a tune
sound like this.
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Yeah, yeah.
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♪ The first time
you suck my dick ♪
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[audience gasps, murmurs]
DIRT MCGIRT: ♪ And the ♪
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♪ First time I shot off
in your mouth ♪
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♪ Something shot out of me
real fast ♪
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[funky music]
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Ooh!
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I be available for weddings,
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bar mitzvahs, and funerals,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Disgusting! We're leaving.
[laughter]
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DIRT MCGIRT:
That sister right there
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is the kind of prude-ass girl
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that won't even let a man
go up her dress!
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[laughter]
[switch clicks]
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Hey, motherfucker!
DIRT MCGIRT: Oh--
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Hey!
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Folks, they want me
to turn my noise down.
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Hey!
DIRT MCGIRT: First, let me
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ask y'all a question.
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What's worse
than gettin' gonorrhea?
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[feedback whine]
Sister?
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Lady? Sir?
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Getting that motherfucker
twice, am I right?
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Oh, baby, I should stop meeting
chicks at the free clinic.
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I don't know.
What y'all think?
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[overlapping chatter]
I can't help it.
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AIRTIGHT MIKE: I don't
care about none-a that shit!
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Look, you can't be out here
scaring off big-time money.
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ANNOUNCER:
...bring out our next comic.
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Mm.
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Why can't you be like
Shaquan Smith?
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Shaquan has supreme clientele
that brought in bookoo bucks.
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Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Now look at him, nigga.
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An international superstar.
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Yeah. Yeah, right.
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Right next to my hotel,
there's a corner store.
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Some guys buy beer.
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Some kids buy junk food.
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- Right there--
- Nigga!
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What the fuck does that have to
do with what we talking about?
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Not a goddamn thing, man!
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Look, I ain't got a goddamn
thing to do with Shaquan Smith.
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Look,
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you see how, uh, I'm turning
into a broken record?
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Thank you, baby.
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Look, man, the back seaters
love my Black ass.
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Yeah, but the back seaters
buy cheap ripple.
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I'm trying to run
a business here, baby.
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DIRT:
You're not listening to me, man!
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See, you want me to be
a international superstar
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when I'm already the biggest
star in the galaxy.
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Come on now, baby.
This McGirt.
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If that's true then,
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why am I the only club
that still books you?
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See, ever since you bought
this whole establishment,
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you done turned into
straight management.
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You used to be a comic.
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'Member when
we toured together?
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Broke all the rules together?
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What happened to you, brother?
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You used to trust the art.
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Brother,
trust goes both ways.
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Now, if your motherfucking ass
wasn't out here
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trying to be a motherfucking
pervert's dream act,
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you'd be bigger than Shaquan.
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Come on, man. I'll play nice.
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Look, can a brother
get paid, man?
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Damn.
AIRTIGHT MIKE: Look, player.
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All I'm saying is
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you gotta be a version
of yourself that ain't you.
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Now, what the fuck is that
even 'posed to mean, man?
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H-h-how I'm gonna be somebody
other than myself, man?
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Clean up your act,
or get out.
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♪ ♪
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My man main Daddy Cool!
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DADDY COOL: Whoo hoo hoo!
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DIRT: Hey.
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Gimme that.
[register dings]
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[both whooping]
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How's it hanging, brother?
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Hey, life is living,
and living is life, my brother.
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- DIRT: All right now.
- Hey, I heard the laughter
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and saw the tight asses
running out the club.
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You keep doing your thing,
now, Dirt.
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I appreciate that, brother.
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- DADDY: No problem, brother.
- Hey.
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Hey, matter of fact,
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I'ma bring my old lady
to come see you next time.
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- The foxy one?
- The foxy one.
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DIRT: Bring her through!
Bring it through, baby!
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[laughs] Hey, I gots to go.
I gotta go write
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a whole new set
for tomorrow night, you dig?
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Hey, hey, hey, Jack.
Come here. Come here.
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Come here.
Come here.
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DIRT: Hey, man.
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Don't put the powder
before your word power.
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You understand?
We need brothers like you.
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Can you dig it?
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DIRT:
Yeah, man, but dig this.
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A man like me gots to live
in the moment, baby.
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All right, now.
I'll catch you later, man.
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Be cool, all right?
DADDY: All right, brother.
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- Till next time.
- Till next time.
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[dreamy hip-hop music]
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[Ol' Dirty Bastard's
"Brooklyn Zoo"]
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Knock, knock.
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Skrrt, skrrt!
[laughs]
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PERSON: Hey, baby.
DIRT: Hey, hey...
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PERSON: Come on!
Come on, baby.
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- I'll take care-a you.
- [chortling]
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PERSON: You know I got
the goody-good.
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Hey, hey. What did the preacher
say to the strippers?
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Fuck you!
[laughs]
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SAILOR: [laughing]
You one funny motherfucker!
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[laughter echoes]
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Hey, hey, hey, man!
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I don't give a damn
about no Uncle Sam.
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[laughter]
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[grunting, groaning]
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[keys jangling]
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[subway train horn blasts]
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[fast-forward
high-pitched sound]
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[high-pitched
chattering voice]
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[high-pitched voice]
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[funky music]
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♪ ♪
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[bang, clattering]
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Hey, get the fuck--
hey, man--
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Sit your ass down, man.
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Shit, why--damn!
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Hey, man. Listen, man.
I'm sorry about, uh...
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I'm sorry if that was
your car I stole, man.
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If you don't shut
the fuck up, I swear to God...
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- LINDA: No.
- I'ma slap the shit outta you.
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He needs those lips.
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Do you know who I am, sugar?
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Yeah, um,
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you the lady who had these
goons kick down my door.
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- [laughs]
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm a lot more than that, funnyman.
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I'm Lady Marlboro,
and you'd know that,
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if your vice was numbers
and not...
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But today, I'm here
because I'm opening a club.
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The Ladies Room.
You like the name?
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Yeah. I like ladies, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Music and comedy.
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And I need me a headliner.
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And I hear you're none too happy
with Mr. Airtight Mike.
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- I'm not following.
- Get the fuck out--
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DIRT:
[yelps]
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Nigga!
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The gracious lady wants you
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to sling your jokes for her.
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And she gonna pay you
a whole lot more
247
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,265
than they pay you
at the Kit Club, motherfucker.
248
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,519
I'll pay you 2,000, up front,
to jump ship.
249
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,021
And I can be myself?
Say whatever I want?
250
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,648
As long as you
pack the house.
251
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,530
Nah, man.
252
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,615
I can't do that
to Airtight Mike.
253
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,659
He the one gave me my start.
254
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,285
Reconsider.
255
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,621
[tense music]
256
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,374
Do it already, man.
257
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,376
You willing to die for this?
258
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,130
Man, lady.
[sighs]
259
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,383
I got a lot
to explain to God.
260
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,176
Backstabbing just ain't
one of 'em.
261
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,719
It's not.
LINDA: Hmm.
262
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,764
Normally, I'd have Grits
and Gravy pummel you to dust,
263
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:44,394
but I respect a man who doesn't
compromise his principle.
264
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,730
And do try to reconsider.
265
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:54,737
♪ ♪
266
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,993
[Ol' Dirty Bastard's
"Goin' Down"]
267
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:05,623
SINGER:
♪ Ah ♪
268
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,585
[indistinct chatter]
269
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:13,590
♪ ♪
270
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,426
DIRTY: ♪ My advantage
on the M-I-C is the slang ♪
271
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,803
♪ That I manifest
so you could never hang ♪
272
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,055
♪ Obviously
you know my name by now ♪
273
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,766
♪ I done thrown stupid parties
all through your town ♪
274
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,394
♪ Dirt McGirt,
that's my motherfucking name ♪
275
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,188
♪ Love to flirt,
that's my motherfucking game ♪
276
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,316
♪ They said
"You want to be MC... ♪
277
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,444
[distant cheers and applause]
278
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,738
Wait, wait.
I didn't get to the joke yet.
279
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,073
There are rules when you start
dating a guy in a wheelchair.
280
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,950
It's just things
you just can't say to me.
281
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,454
You can't walk me through
a step-by-step process.
282
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,039
[laughter]
283
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:50,293
You feel awkward if you
ask me about my "stand-up"?
284
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,212
Or did I get a standing
ovation?
285
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,798
And where do I stand
with politics?
286
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,967
There was a crime
that happened the other day,
287
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,218
and the cops didn't believe me
288
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,679
when I said I was
just a innocent bystander.
289
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,475
[laughter]
290
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,896
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me
to introduce our next comedian.
291
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,358
By his name, you'll know
he'll struggle to clean it up.
292
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,860
Dirt McGirt, y'all!
293
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:19,489
[cheers and applause]
294
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,661
DIRT: [groaning]
295
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:35,088
[drawn-out groan continues]
296
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,590
[applause]
297
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,219
Whew.
[sniffs]
298
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,847
How y'all doin' tonight?
Mm.
299
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,516
I wanna tell you guys
about myself.
300
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,978
I'm not from here.
I'm from Philadelphia.
301
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,312
Typical Philly family.
302
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,857
Ten of us
in a two-bedroom apartment,
303
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:58,027
or should I mention that
ten of us lived in one bedroom.
304
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,489
The other half of my family
lived in the other bedroom.
305
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,075
All 12 of them.
[soft laughter]
306
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,869
Very typical family.
Very typical.
307
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:11,124
Just kids.
No mother. No father.
308
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,501
We was bastards on both sides.
309
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,628
Double bastards.
[scattered laughter]
310
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,716
We even shared clothes
at the same time.
311
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,010
Two kids an outfit.
312
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,347
My sister would pick out
the perfect dress for us.
313
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,976
[laughs]
314
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,979
[tense music]
315
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:37,191
♪ ♪
316
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,693
I'm sorry, Mike.
317
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,990
Here's to my first time I ever
wore a condom, god damn it.
318
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,324
[laughs]
319
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:49,037
See, I prefer it raw.
I prefer it raw.
320
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,957
Some people are Mormon.
I am a Raw-mon.
321
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,709
[laughter]
322
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,961
The first time
I even wore a condom,
323
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,297
it wasn't even a condom,
god damn it.
324
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,758
It was, uh,
sandwich plastic bag wrap
325
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,511
that I had to just wrap around
that motherfucker.
326
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,558
Care for me to demonstrate,
ladies? No gentlemen.
327
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,977
GUEST: Yeah!
GUEST: Whoo!
328
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,522
[audience whoops, claps]
329
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,320
- [un-zipping sound]
- [audience whooping]
330
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,739
[gasps, commotion]
331
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,282
Shit!
332
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,745
- [laughter]
- WOMAN: Look at that thing!
333
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,416
DIRT: Dirt McDirt!
334
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,127
[wrap it up bell dings]
335
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,837
Ladies!
336
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,714
You ain't never seen
nothin' like this?
337
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,716
And don't you bring
your motherfucking ass
338
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,802
back around here again, motherfucker.
339
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,720
Yeah, go on and get.
340
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,972
[laughs]
Welcome, welcome.
341
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,516
Welcome back, player.
342
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,850
Thank you, player.
Come on in.
343
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,352
We got something nice
for your lady.
344
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,229
Yep. After you.
After you.
345
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,273
Ha ha. All right,
all right.
346
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,819
♪ ♪
347
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,409
[mellow funk]
348
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,620
♪ ♪
349
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,664
[snorts]
350
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,707
Oh, man.
351
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,586
Come on, man.
352
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,798
Hey. Hey.
It's me, man.
353
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,050
All right, man.
354
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:38,604
Do you know the most
important commodity is time?
355
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:43,401
It's the only thing you spend
you can't get back.
356
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,194
Nigga, do you hear me?
357
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,322
[gurgling]
358
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,325
[tense music]
359
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,745
♪ ♪
360
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,122
[gasps]
361
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,125
I'm not a woman
who repeats herself,
362
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,544
because it wastes my time!
363
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:05,256
Don't you ever mix
that rock-and-roll shit
364
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,008
with my soul music again.
365
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,634
Do you hear?
366
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,678
I promise.
[coughing]
367
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,638
LINDA:
All right. Come on.
368
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:18,811
Ah, you look like a man who's
reconsidered my generous offer.
369
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,523
Um... I have conditions.
370
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,108
I set conditions.
371
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,735
Uh--
372
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,989
I don't want you
at my club anymore
373
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,658
if you're going butt-ball naked
at my fine establishment.
374
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,619
Oh, yeah.
I heard what you did.
375
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,621
But you said I could say
whatever I want.
376
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,663
I said you could say
whatever you want,
377
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,540
as long as you
packed the house.
378
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,084
Based on everyone that
left the club that night,
379
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,503
I don't have high hopes
of that happening at my joint.
380
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,089
I realize
that your kind of funny
381
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,841
is for the privacy of perverts,
382
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,509
so instead
of headlining my club,
383
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,345
you're going to record
an album for me.
384
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,680
And they can hear
your filthy vinyl records
385
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,515
at their drugged-out parties.
386
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,727
Now, to love Dirt
is to see Dirt.
387
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,312
See, I gotta be in the room,
388
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,357
so I can uplift they souls
and spirits, you dig?
389
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,150
Nigga, if you don't
watch your mouth
390
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,818
in front of the lady,
I swear to God, I will--
391
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,820
Easy, Grits.
392
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,532
Now, if you take my money,
you owe me time.
393
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:17,745
[ominous music]
394
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:22,667
♪ ♪
395
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:26,504
Am I going to have to repeat
myself about this, sugar?
396
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,714
No, no. No, no.
397
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,882
No.
398
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:35,054
Ooh, yo, Soul Train starts
in ten minutes, Lady Marlboro.
399
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,305
Thanks, hon.
[chuckles]
400
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,183
Ooh, I love that host.
401
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,018
Whew, shit.
In another life.
402
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:45,564
I could see myself bouncing his
balls all around my bedroom.
403
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,732
[chuckles]
404
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,194
In a holy matrimony-type way.
405
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,321
[laughs]
406
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,115
Oh.
Now, McGirt.
407
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,200
You gonna run your ass
down to my recording studio,
408
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,870
and after that boy Syl
finish cutting his song,
409
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,872
you gonna cut me
a comedy record,
410
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,875
or I'm gonna cut
your lifeline short.
411
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,836
[dark music]
412
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,797
[chuckles]
413
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,590
Whoo!
414
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,635
[funky rock music]
415
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,928
♪ ♪
416
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,680
OWNER: Hey, that's my stuff!
417
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,682
Get back here!
Crazy kids!
418
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:23,269
DIRT: Listen, dog, I wanna
get so high, I get sober, baby.
419
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,353
You know what
I'm talking about?
420
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,604
Lay it on me, Daddy.
421
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,274
Hey, mirrors still work,
brother--use one.
422
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,318
That's what I'm trying
to do, man.
423
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,111
No, nigga,
you're not listening.
424
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,779
Look at your face
in the mirror.
425
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,740
Not you, too, on this
righteous kick shit, man.
426
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,074
Hey, I ain't selling you blow
no more.
427
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,326
You're wasting your talent.
428
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,952
Would you do me
like that, man?
429
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,495
I ain't got no choice.
430
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,665
Fuck you then, man!
431
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,667
Keep your shit.
432
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,336
♪ ♪
433
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,421
Now, being though
I'm givin' you $200,
434
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,798
the same amount
that I just tried to give him,
435
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,467
and he don't know you...
436
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,093
I'ma need you to show
a little more titty meat
437
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,470
to distract him, you know
what I'm talking about?
438
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,056
'Cause I'ma need a 50 on
the side for tit work.
439
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,515
You'd do me like that?
440
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,100
Sorry, baby, but damn.
441
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,228
Nixon in office is making times
harder than a convict's dick.
442
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,190
I'ma do you good
right after, anyway.
443
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,610
Now, you drive a hard bargain
don't you?
444
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,654
Come here. Take that.
445
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,698
Now get that booger sugar, honey.
446
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,868
DIRT:
Shit.
447
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,500
Lord, have mercy.
448
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,752
Is that Priscilla?
449
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,381
Juanita? Cindy?
450
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,217
Peaches?
How you doing, Peaches?
451
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,135
Now, you know your name
Peaches, sister.
452
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,513
Come on, now!
453
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,349
Shit, that was my way of
putting a smile on your face.
454
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,559
Can I ask you
a deeply personal question?
455
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,894
Come walk with me
real quick, baby.
456
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,438
NIA:
Can you start with your name?
457
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,315
I'm Dirt McGirt.
458
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,484
No. Seriously.
459
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,444
What's your name?
460
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,531
Look, seeing as that
we destined to have kids
461
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,199
and get married and all that,
462
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,994
I wanted to know what side of
the bed you like sleepin' on--
463
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,205
the left
or the right side, baby?
464
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,749
I have known you
for all of three seconds.
465
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,126
Slow down, mister.
466
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:14,338
Well, I mean,
slow down to the first date?
467
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:18,092
Shit, I'm glad you suggest it.
I accept it.
468
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,470
That's not what I meant,
but okay.
469
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,805
Dirt!
470
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,808
[quirky funky music]
471
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:29,478
Who's that?
472
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,523
[sirens wailing]
473
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,316
SINGER: Now hold on, baby.
474
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,777
[sultry blues music]
475
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,404
My friend Cinnamon
was just wondering
476
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,073
if she could come over
for a while.
477
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,408
Ha ha ha ha.
478
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,952
SINGER: Now, I know
you don't like sharin'.
479
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,079
[cackles]
480
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,874
SINGER: But it's all equal
over here, baby.
481
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,084
♪ ♪
482
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,463
'Cause sharin' is carin'.
483
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,882
[Dirt laughing, moaning]
484
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,302
[both moaning]
485
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:05,139
All right, now it's time for
the scramble board once again.
486
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:09,477
Let's see what this beautiful
couple has in store for us.
487
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,188
Say it loud.
Black and proud.
488
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,733
- Say it with soul.
- [funky music playing on TV]
489
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,985
Oh, shit.
490
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,362
I told my job
I went to get cigarettes.
491
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:24,200
Mr. Parker's gonna fire me
for sure. Fuck.
492
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,327
Soda and cereal, all day.
493
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,662
They've been on
a real food kick lately.
494
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,040
Got everybody
buying junk food.
495
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,501
Don Cornelius is a man
you can trust.
496
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,962
Fuck it.
I'ma get my job back.
497
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,714
SINGER:
♪ Things they never could ♪
498
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,176
♪ I like it, I like it... ♪
499
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,137
Say, don't you have
an album to record, baby?
500
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,473
[snorts, groans]
501
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,893
I ain't doing shit
for that bitch.
502
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,187
Ain't you gonna get
in trouble?
503
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:54,897
♪ ♪
504
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,359
[smooching]
505
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,153
I been in trouble before.
506
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,822
- [moans]
- It's the principle.
507
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:08,202
She don't get to decide
if I'm onstage or not.
508
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,537
[scoffs]
509
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,539
Ain't this like
"end up dead" trouble?
510
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,749
SINGER: ♪ You got enough
power in your touch... ♪
511
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,377
First, it was Mike.
512
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,797
Then Daddy Cool.
[scoffs]
513
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:23,133
Every-fucking-body thinking
they can see me.
514
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,970
[laughs]
Please.
515
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,639
You know what?
Fuck it.
516
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,558
If I get fired, I get fired.
517
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,518
I don't know what the fuck
to tell these people.
518
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:37,565
And why should you?
You are who you are.
519
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,900
Don't be a robot
to this jackass system.
520
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,695
[laughs]
I like how that sounds.
521
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,656
[chuckles]
God don't make no mistakes.
522
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,283
Shit, I've been who I was
523
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,369
since my mama squirted me
out her hips.
524
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,205
These Banana Smacks
good as a motherfucker, Mama!
525
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,874
Put some more milk
in this bitch.
526
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,792
[audience laughs]
527
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,962
One day, the world drop
a ton of rules on your head.
528
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:03,424
"Don't say that.
Can't do this.
529
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,260
"Oh, no, that's wrong.
530
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,096
Act right."
[scoffs]
531
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:14,351
Shit, if I can learn to see
the world how they see it,
532
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:18,230
they should see it
how I see it too.
533
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,691
We are who we believe we are.
534
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,777
- [huffs]
- I believe in you, baby.
535
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,197
You okay, baby?
536
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:31,785
[soft dramatic music]
537
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:35,497
I know some people
laugh at me,
538
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,375
not with me.
539
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,920
Think I'm some sort
of minstrel show.
540
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,090
But those who know, know.
541
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:51,055
They will never see
no talent like this again.
542
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,306
Ever.
543
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:59,146
So fuck that bitch
and her studio!
544
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,815
SYL: ♪ I ain't going
through no more changes ♪
545
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,652
♪ To keep you, girl ♪
546
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,613
♪ Make up your mind ♪
547
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,907
♪ Stay or leave ♪
548
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:12,868
♪ 'Cause any way
the wind blows ♪
549
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,788
♪ It's cool with me ♪
550
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,248
♪ Any way the wind blows ♪
551
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,502
♪ Oh, it's cool with me ♪
552
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:26,674
♪ Any way the wind blows,
it's cool with me ♪
553
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,634
[music stops]
554
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,683
LINDA:
Yeah.
555
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:40,896
Now.
Play me my comedy nigga shit.
556
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,065
He never showed up
to his session.
557
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:46,276
I-I waited, and I waited.
I-I swear.
558
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:49,154
[tense music]
559
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,781
Go.
560
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,369
For standing me up,
561
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:58,914
I want you to make that sucka
number one--
562
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,291
minus one, that's zero.
563
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,045
[KC & The Sunshine Band's
"Boogie Shoes"]
564
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,714
DON CORNELIUS:
All right, now.
565
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,967
It's time for a little bit
of Soul Train line dancing.
566
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,802
SINGER:
♪ Come on, now ♪
567
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,430
♪ Put it down now ♪
568
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,515
♪ Sock it to me, huh ♪
569
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,641
Ooh!
570
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,977
SINGER: ♪ Foxy lady ♪
571
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,312
♪ Uh, she bad ♪
572
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,732
♪ ♪
573
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,860
♪ You'll come around ♪
574
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,361
♪ Oh, you gone be mad ♪
575
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:37,036
[groaning]
576
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:40,038
Damn, baby, them nipples
hard as a motherfucker.
577
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,832
Cocoa butter that up.
578
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,042
[guns click]
579
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,044
Oh, them ain't titties.
580
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,671
[screams]
Fuck!
581
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,132
Shit.
Hey. Hey, man.
582
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,134
I ain't have your number.
I was just about to call you.
583
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:55,137
GRITS: Get the fuck up.
Stand the fuck up!
584
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,515
You know what, brother?
I done left my jokes upstairs.
585
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,767
Hey, let me go get 'em
real quick.
586
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,185
That's enough of
all that bullshit!
587
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,978
GRITS: Yo, this is
one funny nigga, huh?
588
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,773
GRAVY: Hey, he gonna be a
funny dead nigga, in a second.
589
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,941
Shit! Who do you think--
590
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,568
- [whack]
- Oh, damn it!
591
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,570
All this fighting's gonna
get one of us hurt, man.
592
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,280
GRAVY:
Yo ass gonna get hurt!
593
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,448
SINGER:
Uh!
594
00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,532
GRITS:
Jiving motherfucker.
595
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,284
- SINGER: Uh!
- [tires screech]
596
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:18,911
SINGER: Uh!
597
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,205
Uh!
598
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,540
♪ Baby, you laughing ♪
599
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,168
DIRT: Hey. Hey, man.
You fellas hungry?
600
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,587
Let's go get some--
some pancakes.
601
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,672
- Chicken and waffles?
- Nigga, I will break my hand
602
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,382
breaking your face,
if you don't shut the fuck up!
603
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,468
Shit, man.
604
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,553
They ain't gonna have no chicken
and waffles where I'm going.
605
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,972
[laughs, snorts]
606
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,557
Oh, co-come on, Gravy.
607
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,142
This--this fool funny.
608
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,269
You ever hear him playing
at the Kitty Kat Club?
609
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,729
He got a familiar face,
610
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,774
but the cat I'm thinking of
wouldn't be such a jive-ass.
611
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:51,568
Do I remind you of somebody
you'd let go?
612
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,153
GRAVY:
No! Motherfucker!
613
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,404
- It's me, man.
- Nigga!
614
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:55,781
Ahh! Shit, man.
615
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,407
If it was up to me,
I'd blow your brains out
616
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,951
all over the back
of this Cadillac.
617
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,662
Don't you know laughter good
for the heart, mind, and soul?
618
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,830
Ahh! Shit, man.
619
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,331
GRAVY:
Stop all this shit!
620
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:05,916
GRITS:
Since you about to die and all,
621
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,669
how about you tell us a little
bit of your last material?
622
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,295
DIRT: Knock-knock.
623
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,047
GRAVY: Who's there?
Who's there? Who's there?
624
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,715
- Not me, nigga!
- What the--
625
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,592
SINGER: ♪ Baby, baby, come on,
baby, come on ♪
626
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,344
SINGER: ♪ Baby, come on,
baby come on ♪
627
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,388
DIRT: What the fuck?
Anybody wanna...
628
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,349
Oh, shit, motherfucker!
DIRT: Right motherfuckin' now.
629
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,768
- Watch out for the nuns!
- [tires screech]
630
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,019
Oh!
631
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,438
GRAVY: you want us
to go to hell, nigga?
632
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,232
- [car horn honks]
- Whaa--
633
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,484
NUN: Holy shit!
634
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,735
DIRTY: ♪ You can never ignore ♪
635
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,779
♪ Hip hop to me
is like the place to be ♪
636
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:38,615
♪ My specialty
from me to you is MC ♪
637
00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:41,159
♪ Say what you wanna say,
baby say ♪
638
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,579
♪ I flip the microphone
any day ♪
639
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,956
♪ I'm mad swift 'cause
I got that gift of gab ♪
640
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,457
♪ Niggas get mad ♪
641
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,917
- ♪ Your ass never had ♪
- [nuns exclaiming] Oh, Jesus!
642
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,669
♪ This talent that I got
will riz-zock-- ♪
643
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,421
[clattering]
644
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,256
DIRT: Hey. Hey.
Hey, man. Say, man.
645
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:56,466
Listen,
whoever the fuck you are,
646
00:27:56,466 --> 00:28:00,178
I got $10,000
in a safety deposit box,
647
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,471
and you can have that shit.
648
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,307
Just let me go, man!
649
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,685
What the fuck?
650
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,021
[tense music]
651
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,440
We've been watching you
for some time now, Dirt.
652
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,401
What? White man.
Who the hell are you, man?
653
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,695
Never you worry
about who I am,
654
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,572
just what I am offering.
655
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,076
I have $5,000 for you.
656
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,580
That should, uh,
657
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:29,458
cover your little situation
with Lady Marlboro.
658
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,543
You The Man, ain't you?
659
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,837
See, I knew The Man was
looking for me. I knew it.
660
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:36,548
That's right.
I'm The Man.
661
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,467
And I will have your ass
thrown into a jail cell
662
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,218
until you rot, Dirt.
663
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:43,055
Tch. Man, only place
I'm rottin' is the graveyard.
664
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,557
Yeah?
Well, we can arrange that too.
665
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,144
Fuck is your problem, man?
666
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:51,688
SHADY GUY: Now,
do you watch, uh, Soul Train?
667
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,691
You know, uh, do you know
Don Cornelius?
668
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:59,071
The, "love, peace, and soul."
669
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,114
I might know some people.
I don't know, man.
670
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,282
SHADY GUY:
Oh, you'll be going down
671
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,117
to the taping of Soul Train
672
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:07,412
with a backstage pass where
you'll be posing as a dancer.
673
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,623
You know how you people do.
674
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:12,292
There, you will
complete your mission.
675
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,835
[scoffs]
676
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,337
What mission are you
talking about, sir?
677
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:16,880
I think you got
the wrong brother, man.
678
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,716
That--that ain't me.
[laughs]
679
00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:24,012
You will kill
680
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,139
Mr. Don Cornelius.
681
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,684
♪ ♪
682
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,022
DIRT:
Let me get this straight.
683
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:39,069
You want me to kill
Don Cornelius, Black royalty?
684
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,696
[laughs]
685
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:41,989
Damn, man.
686
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,740
You funny as hell, whitey.
You big white man.
687
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:47,744
You must be out
your motherfucking mind, man!
688
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,915
See, despite me sitting down,
I am a stand-up,
689
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,167
Asiatic Black man
690
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,003
with his dick and balls
691
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:59,673
and his word intact,
god damn it!
692
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:02,509
So you can shove
that funky-ass assignment
693
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:05,846
up yo narrow white ass!
694
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:08,849
[funky percussive music]
695
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:15,897
♪ ♪
696
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,198
What the fuck?
697
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,037
Far out, right?
698
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,205
Whew, I need to get high
for this, man.
699
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,082
What the fuck is going on?
700
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:36,084
We needed to make sure
you weren't a sellout.
701
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:39,212
- You passed the test.
- Nigga, what test?
702
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,589
I'm Leroy Roscoe,
703
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,549
brother-in-arms
for the Black-Eye-A.
704
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:43,925
[chair creaks]
705
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,054
Oh...[chuckles] yeah.
I got you.
706
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,765
Let's get you
out of here, Dirt.
707
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,433
[grunts]
708
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,479
Black-Eye-A?
709
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:57,355
You heard of CIA?
710
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,691
Well, we're the Black-Eye-A,
keeping a foot
711
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,235
so far up The Man's ass,
he burps shoe leather.
712
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,904
Right on, brother.
[chuckles]
713
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,490
You see,
Black culture is expanding.
714
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,034
Music. Movies. Sports.
715
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,619
And The Man?
716
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:14,331
The Man fears our influence,
so he waged an attack.
717
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,333
Soul Train.
718
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,001
You see, mighty whitey
wants to kill us softly
719
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,669
with this poisonous food.
720
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:20,754
We've traced a spike
721
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,380
in unhealthy living
in our community
722
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,091
back to the Soul Train
scramble board.
723
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:25,592
Now, bear with me.
724
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,512
What I say next
may be hard to believe.
725
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,680
Brother, you just wiped
a white man's face
726
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,974
off of your face.
I mean, come on now.
727
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,559
[chuckles]
728
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,769
LEROY:
[sighs]
729
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:38,271
The CIA is behind it all.
730
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:41,316
They hijacked Soul Train
by kidnapping Don Cornelius.
731
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:42,984
- Come again?
- It gets crazier, brother.
732
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,779
You see, Don Cornelius
is somewhere in a CIA safehouse
733
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:47,906
while the Robot Cornelius
has been hosting the show
734
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,742
for the past year.
The robot talks like Don.
735
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,704
looks like Don,
down to his perfect afro,
736
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,123
but he ain't Don.
737
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:59,960
That's why we need you
to kill Robot Cornelius.
738
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,962
Can you do that for us, brother?
739
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,465
So you mean to tell me
740
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,425
the only reason
that Don Cornelius don't dance
741
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,261
is because
he's a goddamn robot?
742
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,974
I'll do it.
743
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:17,727
I'll blow that robot into metal
motherfucking pieces, man.
744
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,813
Now, outta all the brothers
in New York City,
745
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:24,192
I gotta ask,
why you pick the Dirt Dog, man?
746
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:27,529
'Cause we know Dirt McGirt
would never compromise himself.
747
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,365
Damn right.
748
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,493
[Ol' Dirty Bastard's
"Hippa to Da Hoppa"]
749
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,246
♪ Aw, shit,
here I go once again ♪
750
00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:38,915
♪ Rhymes get shitty
from the time that I spend ♪
751
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,251
♪ I come old
like toe fungus mold ♪
752
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,712
♪ Ask my grand-pop pop duke
gave my soul ♪
753
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,256
♪ Then I came with
that old Al Green shit ♪
754
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,884
♪ Saaa-die,
taught me the ballistic ♪
755
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,553
♪ I get too blurry in your eye
with a high note ♪
756
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:54,014
♪ Down to the Brownsville,
oops, you got smoked ♪
757
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,974
♪ The shit I'm dropping
is stinking up your area ♪
758
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,809
♪ When I shoot it through...♪
759
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:01,313
[Anita Ward's
"Ring My Bell"]
760
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:05,108
SINGER:
♪ I'm glad you're home ♪
761
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,862
♪ Now did you really miss me ♪
762
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:12,991
♪ I guess you did
by the look in your eyes ♪
763
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,285
Dirt, meet Candy,
764
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:17,954
our weapon specialist
and all-around badass.
765
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,748
I love me some candy.
766
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:22,209
Yeah, I'll get this cat
suited and booted
767
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336
to ice the Robot Cornelius.
768
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,254
All right now.
769
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,132
Guns. Rifles. Bazookas.
Lay it on me, mama.
770
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,717
CANDY:
Nah, undercover brother.
771
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:34,137
All that bang-bang,
pow-pow is for the pigs.
772
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,680
We move in silence.
773
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,724
SINGER:
♪ Ring my bell ♪
774
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:39,643
[boom]
775
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,394
[laughs]
776
00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:46,399
CANDY: Now, this pinky ring
is electronic with a pulse
777
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:50,111
that will disable the CIA's
control over the robot.
778
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:53,073
You gonna wave it in front
of Don's dead-eye stare,
779
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:55,742
and that'll disable him
for 20 seconds.
780
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,328
SINGER:
♪ Bell, ring my bell ♪
781
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,664
♪ Ring my bell ♪
782
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,833
Oh, this 'bout
to get good, man.
783
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,585
Pow!
784
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,295
CANDY: Now,
while the robot is disabled,
785
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,506
you gonna peel back
Don's afro.
786
00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:11,591
That'll expose
his circuit board.
787
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,010
Jam the pick prongs
into the slots.
788
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,720
I designed a code
inside the fist
789
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:19,015
that will self-destruct
that Fugazi Cornelius.
790
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,851
Ooh, far out, sister.
[laughs]
791
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,687
Far out, man.
792
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,189
[laughs]
793
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:30,860
While I admire the compliment
and the accuracy,
794
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,195
I don't do prophylactics.
795
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,072
I'm the type of guy
that like it raw,
796
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,782
you know what
I'm talking about?
797
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:39,244
If you find yourself
in an impossible situation,
798
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,662
this will get you
out of there.
799
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:41,955
DIRT:
Mm.
800
00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,416
Well, uh, I don't know
how I can do that.
801
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,627
I've never tried it,
and, uh, yeah.
802
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,255
Ah, just open it up.
You'll understand.
803
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,382
All right, the taping
is starting soon.
804
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,883
It's time to finish
the mission.
805
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:58,722
Okay, now, CIA cats is gonna
be all over that scene.
806
00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,640
You might not
make it out alive.
807
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,142
You know that, right?
808
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,644
The Dirt don't die, baby.
809
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,646
You understand that, right?
810
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,231
- [record scratches]
- Mm.
811
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,817
[sniffles, clears throat]
812
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:13,820
[funky music]
813
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:20,827
♪ ♪
814
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,499
The dancers have just arrived
815
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,960
and Don Cornelius
is on the move.
816
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:38,219
[cheers and applause]
817
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,972
And here to help us check out
some of their terrific tunes
818
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,975
off their hot new
debut album entitled,
819
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,311
Can It Be All So Simple,
820
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,813
are two young men
who've captured the hearts
821
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,940
and minds
of millions of music lovers.
822
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,526
Please give a warm
Soul Train welcome
823
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:56,279
to the LittleJohn Brothers.
824
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,947
[mellow funky music playing]
825
00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,866
BOTH:
♪ Hello, my love ♪
826
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:03,244
♪ I heard a kiss from you ♪
827
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:08,750
♪ Red magic satin
playing near too ♪
828
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,169
♪ All through the morning rain
I gaze ♪
829
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,797
♪ The sun doesn't shine ♪
830
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:19,094
♪ Rainbows and waterfalls
run through my mind ♪
831
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:24,015
♪ A present from you,
strawberry letter 22 ♪
832
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:29,479
♪ The music plays,
I sit in for a few ♪
833
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:32,148
♪ ♪
834
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:35,694
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
835
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,320
♪ ♪
836
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,531
♪ Ooh ♪
837
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,783
It's time for
the Soul Train Word Scramble,
838
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,327
and who do we have here today?
839
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,495
Talani.
840
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:47,539
DON CORNELIUS:
And where are you from?
841
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,791
Inglewood, California.
842
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,042
You're familiar with
how this works.
843
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:54,963
You have 60 seconds
to unscramble the board.
844
00:36:54,963 --> 00:37:01,970
♪ ♪
845
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:10,478
[Robot Cornelius whirring]
846
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,315
CIA AGENT: Someone changed
the scramble board.
847
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,942
We have an intruder.
848
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,945
[tense music]
849
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:25,952
♪ ♪
850
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,298
DIRT:
Robot Cornelius!
851
00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:40,633
[Robot Cornelius whirs]
852
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,219
I'm calling you out,
jive turkey.
853
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,889
There's only one way in
and one way out.
854
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,892
Ah!
855
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,186
- [grunts]
- Whoo!
856
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,188
Ah!
857
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,232
- [clink, crunch]
- [groans]
858
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,776
Fuck it.
Let's get it on!
859
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,331
- [clank]
- Aah!
860
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:14,584
[exciting music]
861
00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,294
♪ ♪
862
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,588
[crunch]
AGENT: Aah!
863
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,410
[music end notes]
864
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,251
You really thought
you was gonna get away
865
00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:58,920
with using our music
to fool the world's children,
866
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,755
you fake mother-less sucka?
867
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:04,133
About as fake
as your stand-up routine,
868
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,553
so I guess we have
something in common.
869
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:08,930
It's a shame
I have to kill you.
870
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,640
DIRT:
Get in line.
871
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,975
Matter of fact,
872
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:15,019
get your Black robot ass
in the back of the line.
873
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,146
Ha-ha-ha.
874
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,899
You got jokes.
875
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,234
I don't like jokes.
876
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,611
Well, I don't like phonies.
877
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,405
- [screams]
- Your Black-Eye-A ring
878
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,990
won't work on me.
879
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:27,991
DIRT:
[grunts]
880
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,994
[Robot Cornelius whirring]
881
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,421
[groans]
882
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,388
Now who's the fake?
883
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,557
[whirring]
884
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,892
[ding]
885
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:55,894
Got you, sucka.
886
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:00,940
Now you get a complete view
887
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,318
of how I whoop
your featherweight ass.
888
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,861
ROBOT CORNELIUS:
Self-detonation activated.
889
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:06,237
Shit is gonna blow.
890
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,864
I better get to the rooftop!
891
00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:09,198
[countdown beep escalating]
892
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:15,663
CANDY: If you find yourself
in an impossible situation,
893
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,914
this will get you
out of there.
894
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,918
[funky music]
895
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,586
♪ ♪
896
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,714
[condom whooshing]
897
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,760
Oh, shit!
898
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,930
[funk/pop]
899
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:38,728
♪ ♪
900
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,447
[mellow music]
901
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,200
The Black-Eye-A thanks you.
902
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,911
The Black Power movement
thanks you,
903
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,663
and I thank you, brother.
904
00:40:56,663 --> 00:41:00,124
[laughs] Ooh, baby,
the Black-Eye-A don't play.
905
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,417
Any moment now,
906
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,419
the brothers'll be appearing
with Mr. Cornelius.
907
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,838
The actual Don Cornelius?
908
00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,507
While you were
kung fu fighting,
909
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:09,634
the CIA called for
some reinforcements...
910
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,886
- No.
- And exposed their safehouse.
911
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,429
- DIRT: No way.
- That's right.
912
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,264
We were able
to rescue Mr. Cornelius.
913
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:18,226
[funky music]
914
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:23,189
♪ ♪
915
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,733
Mr. Dirt McGirt.
916
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:29,654
Ha, Mr. Don Cornelius!
It's a pleasure, brother.
917
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,364
The man had a plan
918
00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,700
to slow the train
of our progress,
919
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,910
to hijack soul,
920
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,079
until you put an end
to that bullshit.
921
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:41,040
See, I knew he cursed
when he wasn't on TV, man.
922
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,084
Talk yo shit, Don.
923
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:45,420
I owe you one, Mr. McGirt.
924
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,672
It's Dirt, man.
You don't owe me shit.
925
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,632
It was my pleasure.
926
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:52,051
Well, then,
let me leave you with this.
927
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:55,763
I don't play ball,
tell jokes, or sing.
928
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,516
I stay true to myself
and do my own thing.
929
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,684
Dang.
930
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:03,229
Being your own boss
never gets old,
931
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:07,150
as long as you do it
with peace, love, and soul.
932
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,318
- DIRT: And soul!
- Now, if you don't mind,
933
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,820
I'd like to go see my family.
934
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:12,989
They must be terribly concerned
about my wellbeing.
935
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,407
You know what, Don?
936
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:17,160
I-I just lied back there
so I could come off well.
937
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,078
I need a big favor, Don.
938
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:20,538
What is it?
939
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:21,998
Could you, Don Cornelius,
940
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,375
get me back onstage
at the Kitty Kat Club?
941
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,210
- Man, come on.
- How would I do that?
942
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:29,630
See, people always telling me
how I can't just be me.
943
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,549
I'm just our ancestors' dream.
944
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,093
Shit, I know my comedy
ain't for everybody,
945
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,722
and you one of the most
trusted Black men in America.
946
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,557
Baby, you Don Cornelius!
947
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,143
If you can just explain that
to Airtight Mike,
948
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:44,270
man, I'm sure
that'd get me unbanned.
949
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,064
I'll be back onstage.
The ladies will be--
950
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,107
I'll do you one better.
951
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,151
I'll emcee your introduction
to the stage.
952
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,903
- Now, how would that be?
- Oh, man.
953
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:54,530
That will be
a beautiful thing, brother.
954
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,116
- [laughs]
- My brother.
955
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,746
Just let me go change
my clothes first
956
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:02,997
before I get out there.
957
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,415
Yeah.
I'ma go see you there.
958
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,000
I gotta get there early
to rehearse and everything.
959
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,377
[whoops, laughs]
Thank you.
960
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,755
Yeah!
961
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:12,215
[laughs]
962
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:15,551
[jaunty percussive music]
963
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:22,225
♪ ♪
964
00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:30,775
[intense soul music]
965
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:37,782
♪ ♪
966
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:04,475
[background chatter]
967
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:09,522
See you down below.
Hey, brother.
968
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,649
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Brother, brother.
969
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,150
I wanted to ask you.
970
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:15,903
Brother, how'd you get Don
Cornelius to be here tonight?
971
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,197
Yo, the people are talking,
and they are flocking, playa.
972
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,365
It's a long story.
973
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:21,075
I'll tell you
right after this set.
974
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,910
Whoa, nigga.
What's happening?
975
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,245
AIRTIGHT MIKE:
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
976
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,663
Only talent backstage,
all right?
977
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,332
Hey, yo, French fry,
if you don't shut the fuck up,
978
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:30,001
I'ma smother your ass
in ketchup.
979
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,920
Listen, man, he-he don't got
nothing to do with this.
980
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,965
That's-that's-this your money
right here, plus interest.
981
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,217
Lemme see that. Thanks.
982
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:41,637
Yeah, it's here, and some.
983
00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,890
LINDA:
Okay.
984
00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:46,017
The skinny one can go.
985
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,144
[Don Cornelius speaking
indistinctly onstage]
986
00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:50,104
Wait a minute.
987
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:53,608
You remind me of someone.
988
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:56,360
Have you ever been to Ohio?
989
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,321
Ohio?
990
00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:00,698
Oh, no.
[chuckles] No, ma'am.
991
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:04,160
Look, I'ma let y'all handle
y'all business, all right?
992
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,037
I'ma meet you by the stage,
all right, brother?
993
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,581
[chuckles]
Excuse me.
994
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,668
It's all there, man.
995
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:15,129
I'm telling you.
996
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,756
Mm.
997
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:19,842
Ha.
998
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,596
Remember what I said
about my time?
999
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,181
Whoa.
[yelps]
1000
00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:27,183
[tense music]
1001
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:29,602
Please.
I'll sweeten the deal.
1002
00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:32,730
I'll make three albums for you.
Just don't kill me.
1003
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,941
With that money,
you'll be making profit.
1004
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:37,026
You'll be making profit
before you even start.
1005
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,362
I hate this business.
1006
00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:40,696
It's not my time.
1007
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:42,990
[gunshot]
1008
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,326
[panting]
1009
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:47,828
It's not my time.
It's not my time.
1010
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,456
[gunshots]
1011
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:56,087
[groaning]
1012
00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,638
H-Help.
1013
00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:08,432
[coughs, panting]
1014
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:11,102
- Help.
- Nigga, you can die fuckin'.
1015
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,354
[laughs]
1016
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,399
[heavy music]
1017
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:23,739
♪ ♪
1018
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,282
[applause]
1019
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:26,951
I want to thank
all you cool cats
1020
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:29,453
and foxy ladies here tonight.
1021
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:32,790
I'm your guest emcee,
Mr. Don Cornelius.
1022
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,751
[cheers and applause]
1023
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,882
Tonight, I'm here
to welcome a new friend,
1024
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,135
an all-around rock-solid dude,
1025
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,929
and from what I understand,
a crazy comedian.
1026
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:50,558
Word on the grapevine is that
this man is admired by a few
1027
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,268
and disliked by many.
1028
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:54,061
Now, let's get
to the bottom of this.
1029
00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,563
Let's figure it out, people.
1030
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,940
[laughter and applause]
1031
00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:00,234
DIRT: Now, to love Dirt
is to see Dirt.
1032
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,569
I gotta be in the room
1033
00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:04,739
so I can uplift they souls
and spirits, you dig?
1034
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,742
[soft dramatic music]
1035
00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:10,077
♪ ♪
1036
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,204
DON CORNELIUS: I am newly
familiar with Mr. Dirt McGirt,
1037
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,832
but I found the brother
to be authentic.
1038
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,459
And when I ask people
on both sides
1039
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:19,211
of the matter of Dirt McGirt,
they agreed.
1040
00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,880
He's authentic.
1041
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,967
We are all just
our ancestors' dreams,
1042
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:29,805
and our success represents
those dreams coming true.
1043
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,307
Now, I'm sure Mr. Dirt McGirt
1044
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,976
has rubbed some people
the right and the wrong way.
1045
00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:38,105
A man is who a man is.
That man is himself.
1046
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,983
I gather that's why
he calls himself Dirt.
1047
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:44,737
Not filthy, not nasty,
but dirt.
1048
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:47,782
Like the Earth.
The essence.
1049
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,450
Truth.
1050
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:52,119
What is in the dark
must come to the light,
1051
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:56,624
and so I ask tonight
that we listen, we hear,
1052
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,460
we open ourselves
to Dirt McGirt.
1053
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:04,131
And as the old saying goes,
God made Dirt, and...
1054
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:06,634
ALL:
Dirt don't hurt.
1055
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:10,471
[cheers and applause]
1056
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,815
AIRTIGHT MIKE:
Hey. Hey, Dirt.
1057
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,566
- What's up, nigga?
- Brother, you good?
1058
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,486
- Never better.
- Congratulations.
1059
00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:27,696
Get your ass
on that stage, nigga.
1060
00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,368
He didn't even wait
for the introduction to end.
1061
00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:35,037
Give it up
for the old dirty doggy.
1062
00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:38,457
The Ol' Dirty Bastard.
1063
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:41,418
[cheers and applause]
1064
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:51,470
♪ Ah ♪
1065
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:54,515
[fading, echoing]
1066
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:57,101
[bell rings]
1067
00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,602
RODRIGUEZ: Hey.
1068
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,438
What's up, boy? What's up?
1069
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,690
- [indistinct chatter]
- [laughs]
1070
00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:03,899
So yo, you heard
what they're saying
1071
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,317
about, uh, Dirty's record?
1072
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:06,819
They're saying it's like
a concert album.
1073
00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:09,029
I knew the niche, hardcore
fans would embrace the albums,
1074
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,823
but the hip-hop purists
are feeling it too.
1075
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:12,199
Well, they both love it.
1076
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,785
Crazy motherfucker took 'em
inside his head. [laughs]
1077
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,704
Yo, he wants you
to really feel it, all right?
1078
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:17,955
- Mm-hmm.
- Like it's big,
1079
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,832
but it can be bigger.
1080
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,333
Only something
that he would do,
1081
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:24,587
so we're talking '70s funk.
1082
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:27,506
Hip-hop, right?
Kung fu. A stage.
1083
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:29,049
[Ol' Dirty Bastard's
"Shimmy Shimmy Ya" playing]
1084
00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,134
RZA:
You get what I'm saying?
1085
00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,594
PRODUCER:
Yeah.
1086
00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,095
DIRECTOR:
All right.
1087
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:35,890
And action!
1088
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,975
DIRT:
♪ Raw ♪
1089
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,311
♪ Shimmy, shimmy, ya,
shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay ♪
1090
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:42,897
♪ Gimme the mic
so I can take it away ♪
1091
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:45,399
♪ Off on a natural charge,
bon voyage ♪
1092
00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:48,027
♪ Yeah, from the home
of the Dodger Brooklyn squad ♪
1093
00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:50,488
♪ Wu-Tang killer bees
on a swarm ♪
1094
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,823
♪ Rain on your college-ass
disco dorm ♪
1095
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,617
♪ For you to even
touch my skill ♪
1096
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,410
♪ You gotta be
the one killer bee ♪
1097
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,287
♪ And he aim for the kill now ♪
1098
00:49:58,287 --> 00:50:00,498
♪ Jot that down,
pass it all around ♪
1099
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,833
♪ Lyrics get hard,
quick, cement to the ground ♪
1100
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,877
♪ For any emcee
from any 52 states ♪
1101
00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:07,588
♪ I get psycho killer,
Norman Bates ♪
1102
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:10,382
♪ My producer slam,
my flow is like bam ♪
1103
00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:13,427
♪ Jump on stage
and then I get down ♪
1104
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:17,014
♪ ♪
1105
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:31,904
♪ Ooh, baby, I like it raw,
yeah, baby, I like it raw ♪
1106
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,406
♪ Ooh, baby, I like it raw ♪
1107
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,868
♪ Yeah, baby, I like it raw ♪
1108
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,871
[backwards rapping]
1109
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:47,711
♪ ♪
1110
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:50,339
♪ Shimmy, shimmy, ya,
shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay ♪
1111
00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,883
♪ Gimme the mic
so I can take it away ♪
1112
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,344
♪ Off on a natural charge,
bon voyage ♪
1113
00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:57,846
♪ Yeah, from the home
of the Dodger Brooklyn squad ♪
1114
00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,848
♪ Wu-Tang killer bees
on a swarm ♪
1115
00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,851
[disco/funk music]
1116
00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:09,900
♪ ♪
1117
00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:04,079
Get on the line.
1118
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:18,677
CROWD: Wu-Tang,
Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang!
1119
00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:22,348
[dramatic music]
1120
00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:24,433
RZA:
We're not just moving forward.
1121
00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:25,684
We're moving upward.
1122
00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,061
That's what
I've been reaching for.
1123
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,439
We're the standard-bearers
of hip-hop.
1124
00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:34,318
RZA: I set y'all
all up in different shops
1125
00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,236
so we can take over.
1126
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,197
If we don't deliver,
these labels
1127
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:40,991
are gonna give our slots
to other artists.
1128
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:43,660
There's things in this life
you have to take seriously.
1129
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,912
I take life serious.
1130
00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,497
♪ ♪
1131
00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,540
Bobby, you control the music.
1132
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,168
You cannot control
their personal lives.
1133
00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:54,296
We gotta get this album done.
1134
00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:56,507
This ain't something that's
just gonna come out of nowhere.
1135
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:57,758
CROWD:
Wu-Tang!
1136
00:52:57,758 --> 00:52:59,927
This next album
gotta be revolutionary.
1137
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,387
DIVINE: Stop trying
to control everything.
1138
00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:02,930
It's only a matter of time
1139
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,932
before they start
to resent you for it.
1140
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:06,892
We're 2/3 through
the recording budget.
1141
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:08,268
We still have nothing
to show for it.
1142
00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:10,813
They gonna hold money from us
that they owe,
1143
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:12,981
and they gonna sue us
for money we don't have.
1144
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,483
You gotta start
laying down tracks.
1145
00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:16,652
Take us to number one
in the world.
1146
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:19,071
[dramatic hip-hop music]
1147
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:21,949
♪ ♪
1148
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:24,118
When we come together,
the music is real.
1149
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:25,661
It's irreplaceable.
1150
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,414
Whoo!
1151
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:31,041
CROWD:
Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang!
1152
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,835
We gotta win, 'Vine.
1153
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:34,545
Yeah, Abbot.
1154
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,921
We gonna win.
1155
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,090
[dramatic music]
1156
00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:42,690
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