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[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

good morning

good morning

good morning [Music]

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uh well you know it's a lifestyle piece

uh well you know it's a lifestyle piece

uh well you know it's a lifestyle piece uh I don't think anyone in two days

uh I don't think anyone in two days

uh I don't think anyone in two days no I've got uh Chloe and uh

no I've got uh Chloe and uh

no I've got uh Chloe and uh the new guy

the new guy

the new guy [Music]

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hey hey I'm sorry sorry about the mess

hey hey I'm sorry sorry about the mess

hey hey I'm sorry sorry about the mess reminds me of your college Department

reminds me of your college Department

reminds me of your college Department yeah

yeah

yeah college right

college right

college right yeah

yeah

yeah um well thank you so much for letting me

um well thank you so much for letting me

um well thank you so much for letting me stay

stay

stay of course honey you stay as long as you

of course honey you stay as long as you

of course honey you stay as long as you need to

night

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[Music] hey hey

hey hey

hey hey what can I get you oh a small coffee

what can I get you oh a small coffee

what can I get you oh a small coffee you want any cream or anything no okay

you want any cream or anything no okay

you want any cream or anything no okay two bucks do you see small coffee yep

I like your scarf oh thanks

I like your scarf oh thanks

I like your scarf oh thanks yeah I like it too where'd you get it

yeah I like it too where'd you get it

yeah I like it too where'd you get it um I uh I borrowed it for my girlfriend

um I uh I borrowed it for my girlfriend

um I uh I borrowed it for my girlfriend she never wears it so your girlfriend

she never wears it so your girlfriend

she never wears it so your girlfriend that's great

that's great

that's great it's a great scarf thanks

oh I'm Sarah

oh I'm Sarah

oh I'm Sarah Ally

Ally

Ally that's so crazy I totally thought your

that's so crazy I totally thought your

that's so crazy I totally thought your name was another name I mean you

name was another name I mean you

name was another name I mean you look like an alley

look like an alley

look like an alley sorry I work right across the street at

sorry I work right across the street at

sorry I work right across the street at that um that dress shop over there and I

that um that dress shop over there and I

that um that dress shop over there and I we named you something me and the girls

we named you something me and the girls

we named you something me and the girls that I work with named you it's just

that I work with named you it's just

that I work with named you it's just this game we play because we always come

this game we play because we always come

this game we play because we always come here for coffee and you're always here

here for coffee and you're always here

here for coffee and you're always here board females

board females

board females we have a great selection of scarves

we have a great selection of scarves

we have a great selection of scarves you you should come look at our

you you should come look at our

you you should come look at our selection okay yeah I mean you guys you

selection okay yeah I mean you guys you

selection okay yeah I mean you guys you have the cutest windows so thanks I do

have the cutest windows so thanks I do

have the cutest windows so thanks I do the windows I'm gonna do the display

the windows I'm gonna do the display

the windows I'm gonna do the display for the windows

for the windows

for the windows anyway you you have to come check out my

anyway you you have to come check out my

anyway you you have to come check out my stuff what would I have to then I have

stuff what would I have to then I have

stuff what would I have to then I have no other option do I one's not happy

here you go

this is cute

this is cute

this is cute I love it when they delivered to me

I love it when they delivered to me

I love it when they delivered to me before four

before four

before four all right this one's 36.

hey you okay

huh

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what are you drinking uh

hey Ryan uh can you get us a gin and

hey Ryan uh can you get us a gin and

hey Ryan uh can you get us a gin and tonic and I need another beer

tonic and I need another beer

tonic and I need another beer no problem

no problem

no problem I'm Casey

hi Casey

hi Casey

hi Casey okay so are you gonna tell me your name

okay so are you gonna tell me your name

okay so are you gonna tell me your name um I'm I'm Sarah nice to meet you Sarah

um I'm I'm Sarah nice to meet you Sarah

um I'm I'm Sarah nice to meet you Sarah nice to meet you Casey all right

nice to meet you Casey all right

nice to meet you Casey all right thanks oh uh Nike I got it no you don't

thanks oh uh Nike I got it no you don't

thanks oh uh Nike I got it no you don't no you don't

thank you so um I don't think I've ever

thank you so um I don't think I've ever

thank you so um I don't think I've ever seen you here before no yeah

seen you here before no yeah

seen you here before no yeah um I walk by this place all the time

um I walk by this place all the time

um I walk by this place all the time after work and I was thinking when I

after work and I was thinking when I

after work and I was thinking when I might go in there and have a drink and

might go in there and have a drink and

might go in there and have a drink and then I am having a drink tonight

then I am having a drink tonight

then I am having a drink tonight um I work at this little dress shop on

um I work at this little dress shop on

um I work at this little dress shop on on Horatio it's really great um this

on Horatio it's really great um this

on Horatio it's really great um this dress is from there actually you should

dress is from there actually you should

dress is from there actually you should come in sometime

come in sometime

come in sometime we have all these really great vintage

we have all these really great vintage

we have all these really great vintage dresses not you don't there's other

dresses not you don't there's other

dresses not you don't there's other things that you can look at if you're

things that you can look at if you're

things that you can look at if you're not into dresses I'm not just in a I

not into dresses I'm not just in a I

not into dresses I'm not just in a I mean I do love the dresses that we sell

mean I do love the dresses that we sell

mean I do love the dresses that we sell I'm just not only into

I'm just not only into

I'm just not only into dresses

dresses

dresses okay so what else are you into uh I'm a

okay so what else are you into uh I'm a

okay so what else are you into uh I'm a writer I mean I like to write and I

writer I mean I like to write and I

writer I mean I like to write and I assume someday I will sell something I

assume someday I will sell something I

assume someday I will sell something I mean that's like what happens right what

mean that's like what happens right what

mean that's like what happens right what do you do

do you do

do you do Casey I'm a writer oh journalist really

Casey I'm a writer oh journalist really

Casey I'm a writer oh journalist really I studied English not journalism

cool

I really like your hair oh thanks I'm

I really like your hair oh thanks I'm

I really like your hair oh thanks I'm sorry sorry

sorry sorry

sorry sorry I'm sort of new

I'm sort of new

I'm sort of new this

this

this knew it what exactly

knew it what exactly

knew it what exactly uh going down meeting people and dating

uh going down meeting people and dating

uh going down meeting people and dating oh so we're dating now no

oh so we're dating now no

oh so we're dating now no I know we're not dating I mean I would

I know we're not dating I mean I would

I know we're not dating I mean I would date you you're lovely

date you you're lovely

date you you're lovely and I'm like that

and I'm like that

and I'm like that I dated someone a long time ago and I

I dated someone a long time ago and I

I dated someone a long time ago and I loved it and I want to do it again

loved it and I want to do it again

loved it and I want to do it again [Music]

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[Music] so you're into women

so you're into women

so you're into women yes

yes

yes are you a lesbian

are you aware you haven't touched your

are you aware you haven't touched your

are you aware you haven't touched your drink

drink

drink right

right

right I'm nervous can you tell a little bit

I'm nervous can you tell a little bit

I'm nervous can you tell a little bit yeah

yeah

yeah listen I'm here most weekends if you see

listen I'm here most weekends if you see

listen I'm here most weekends if you see me come by say hi all right okay okay

me come by say hi all right okay okay

me come by say hi all right okay okay okay well it was really nice to meet you

okay well it was really nice to meet you

okay well it was really nice to meet you it's great to meet you

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oh my God your lips are so soft I mean

oh my God your lips are so soft I mean

oh my God your lips are so soft I mean your whole face is so soft you're funny

your whole face is so soft you're funny

your whole face is so soft you're funny am I pretty like am I attractive to you

am I pretty like am I attractive to you

am I pretty like am I attractive to you yes you're very attractive

oh Sarah slow down I don't want to hey

oh Sarah slow down I don't want to hey

oh Sarah slow down I don't want to hey I'm here too

I'm here too

I'm here too sorry

sorry

sorry stop it it's okay stop it it's all right

you're not a lesbian are you

what

but you've been with me

but you've been with me

but you've been with me oh woman

oh woman

oh woman what a long time ago

what a long time ago

what a long time ago any chance of you two getting back

any chance of you two getting back

any chance of you two getting back together

but you keep seeing her and hearing her

but you keep seeing her and hearing her

but you keep seeing her and hearing her in your head

women will do that

women will do that

women will do that tell her to shut up okay

okay

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[Music] hi

hello [ __ ]

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pen are you asleep

okay

are you still sleeping

are you still sleeping

are you still sleeping yes

hey

what's wrong

what's wrong

what's wrong I'm drunk and I'm gay

can I sleep in here

can I sleep in here

can I sleep in here I won't try to make out with you or

I won't try to make out with you or

I won't try to make out with you or anything

too tired

you're such a good friend to me

you're such a good friend to me

you're such a good friend to me I'm glad I can be

I'm glad I can be

I'm glad I can be I suppose I total stranger tonight

you must think I'm so crazy

you must think I'm so crazy

you must think I'm so crazy do you think you're crazy no I mean

do you think you're crazy no I mean

do you think you're crazy no I mean I think I'm amazing

I think I'm amazing

I think I'm amazing okay yeah

so you slept with a woman you don't know

so you slept with a woman you don't know

so you slept with a woman you don't know no I kissed a woman

no I kissed a woman

no I kissed a woman I slept with a man not that I didn't try

I slept with a man not that I didn't try

I slept with a man not that I didn't try for a woman I tried for two women

for a woman I tried for two women

for a woman I tried for two women actually and they both fell apart really

actually and they both fell apart really

actually and they both fell apart really quickly

quickly

quickly twice and so I went with what I know men

twice and so I went with what I know men

twice and so I went with what I know men or so

or so

or so you see

you see

you see yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah I got so sad angry with myself at that

I got so sad angry with myself at that

I got so sad angry with myself at that lesbian bar and then I made this

lesbian bar and then I made this

lesbian bar and then I made this ill-advised phone call with a little bit

ill-advised phone call with a little bit

ill-advised phone call with a little bit of liquid courage that I had left

of liquid courage that I had left

of liquid courage that I had left and then when that went so shitty [ __ ] A

and then when that went so shitty [ __ ] A

and then when that went so shitty [ __ ] A Leash shitty when that did not go well I

Leash shitty when that did not go well I

Leash shitty when that did not go well I went to the bar next door and I just

went to the bar next door and I just

went to the bar next door and I just walked up to the first guy I saw and I

walked up to the first guy I saw and I

walked up to the first guy I saw and I asked him if he wanted to [ __ ]

asked him if he wanted to [ __ ]

asked him if he wanted to [ __ ] surprise he did and so we went to his

surprise he did and so we went to his

surprise he did and so we went to his wall we went to his apartment and it was

wall we went to his apartment and it was

wall we went to his apartment and it was actually really good

actually really good

actually really good like he was really good and it was

like he was really good and it was

like he was really good and it was really good and it came a lot

really good and it came a lot

really good and it came a lot and

and

and I don't even know I get his I didn't get

I don't even know I get his I didn't get

I don't even know I get his I didn't get his number I don't even remember what

his number I don't even remember what

his number I don't even remember what his name was it was some stupid generic

his name was it was some stupid generic

his name was it was some stupid generic guy name and then we kissed goodbye and

guy name and then we kissed goodbye and

guy name and then we kissed goodbye and he said good night and

he said good night and

he said good night and we both know what it meant that like I

we both know what it meant that like I

we both know what it meant that like I was in control and

was in control and

was in control and I was just satisfied and done with him

I was just satisfied and done with him

I was just satisfied and done with him and so then I got a cab home and now

and so then I got a cab home and now

and so then I got a cab home and now I've been sitting on your couch

I've been sitting on your couch

I've been sitting on your couch drinking too much wine and thinking

drinking too much wine and thinking

drinking too much wine and thinking about August

no I want to be with women but how am I

no I want to be with women but how am I

no I want to be with women but how am I supposed to

be big or stronger man

be big or stronger man

be big or stronger man Lifting me up and moving me around and

making decisions for me and focusing on

making decisions for me and focusing on

making decisions for me and focusing on me and

me and

me and focusing on not coming too soon

focusing on not coming too soon

focusing on not coming too soon I love when guys can't figure things out

I love when guys can't figure things out

I love when guys can't figure things out like when they're

like when they're

like when they're staring at a pool table or something I

staring at a pool table or something I

staring at a pool table or something I mean Focus God

mean Focus God

mean Focus God focus is just so [ __ ] sexy

focus is just so [ __ ] sexy

focus is just so [ __ ] sexy and I hate when they yell but I I love

and I hate when they yell but I I love

and I hate when they yell but I I love when they get angry about stuff

when they get angry about stuff

when they get angry about stuff super passionate and I love when

super passionate and I love when

super passionate and I love when guys have like big strong hands and

guys have like big strong hands and

guys have like big strong hands and they have like those big veins on them

they have like those big veins on them

they have like those big veins on them and the hands that do work and they have

and the hands that do work and they have

and the hands that do work and they have those little scars I mean hands have

those little scars I mean hands have

those little scars I mean hands have scare me but they don't scare

scare me but they don't scare

scare me but they don't scare men comfort me

men comfort me

men comfort me women on the other hand terrify me like

women on the other hand terrify me like

women on the other hand terrify me like trip me up

trip me up

trip me up it feels like it should be the other way

it feels like it should be the other way

it feels like it should be the other way around

I mean the women are soft and

I mean the women are soft and

I mean the women are soft and we have the same Parts I just

know they are what I want right

you can really take him falling in

you can really take him falling in

you can really take him falling in college

everybody knew

her so much

you're right Penelope I don't hate her I

you're right Penelope I don't hate her I

you're right Penelope I don't hate her I hate you for contradicting

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Penelope

I have never heard you make a dick jokes

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Jesus

it's like looking at an autopsy some of

it's like looking at an autopsy some of

it's like looking at an autopsy some of these women really

these women really

these women really no no not you This Woman's profile

no no not you This Woman's profile

no no not you This Woman's profile pictures no not that coat looked so

pictures no not that coat looked so

pictures no not that coat looked so great on you I think you would be so

great on you I think you would be so

great on you I think you would be so glad you had that

have a good day

hi

hi

hi what are you doing here

um I forgot

you left your checkbook I know and my

you left your checkbook I know and my

you left your checkbook I know and my robe

have you seen my pen that feather pen

have you seen my pen that feather pen

have you seen my pen that feather pen anything else that you would like to

anything else that you would like to

anything else that you would like to take from me

not that I can think of right now when

not that I can think of right now when

not that I can think of right now when are you coming back home I don't like

are you coming back home I don't like

are you coming back home I don't like this at all August it's been like two

this at all August it's been like two

this at all August it's been like two days but have you put on weight

days but have you put on weight

days but have you put on weight because you look like maybe you have

because you look like maybe you have

because you look like maybe you have okay I really just came to get my pet

okay I really just came to get my pet

okay I really just came to get my pet and your stupid drove okay so you're

and your stupid drove okay so you're

and your stupid drove okay so you're really bad at trying to be an [ __ ] I

really bad at trying to be an [ __ ] I

really bad at trying to be an [ __ ] I know

know

know just don't try and be something you're

just don't try and be something you're

just don't try and be something you're not what does that mean Sarah can you

not what does that mean Sarah can you

not what does that mean Sarah can you just tell me if you find that pen

just tell me if you find that pen

just tell me if you find that pen please it's really important to me yes a

please it's really important to me yes a

please it's really important to me yes a pen is very important at this point in

pen is very important at this point in

pen is very important at this point in time it is

time it is

time it is really important to me great have an

really important to me great have an

really important to me great have an awesome day Sarah

okay

um

um

um okay it's like like this

what are you doing

what are you doing

what are you doing nothing clearly

nothing clearly

nothing clearly let me know if you need help I will

I do need help

hey there hey Ally

hey there hey Ally

hey there hey Ally yes yes not that other name that you

yes yes not that other name that you

yes yes not that other name that you made up for me which I'm dying to know

made up for me which I'm dying to know

made up for me which I'm dying to know oh nice

oh nice

oh nice it's do you want to try on some scarves

it's do you want to try on some scarves

it's do you want to try on some scarves um no no not really

um no no not really

um no no not really um

um

um my friends playing in this band tonight

my friends playing in this band tonight

my friends playing in this band tonight and

and

and there's a bunch of us going a couple

there's a bunch of us going a couple

there's a bunch of us going a couple girls from the coffee shop and I know

girls from the coffee shop and I know

girls from the coffee shop and I know it's last minute but I wanted to see if

it's last minute but I wanted to see if

it's last minute but I wanted to see if you were available like eight

you were available like eight

you were available like eight um

did this yeah of course one second

yes

yes

yes um I I have to leave at 10 though that's

um I I have to leave at 10 though that's

um I I have to leave at 10 though that's cool

cool

cool just um just beat me outside the coffee

just um just beat me outside the coffee

just um just beat me outside the coffee shop when you get off okay okay cool

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I love you too

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I gotta

uh

uh

uh [Music]

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[Music] here I still love let me just

here I still love let me just

here I still love let me just guys hey

Google

is that your boyfriend

is that your boyfriend

is that your boyfriend okay

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[Music] have fun okay we'll talk soon okay

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[Music] where do you want this

um right here I guess

foreign

okay well I will see you later

okay well I will see you later

okay well I will see you later thank you for everything I don't I don't

thank you for everything I don't I don't

thank you for everything I don't I don't know what I would have done without you

know what I would have done without you

know what I would have done without you you're welcome

you're welcome

you're welcome I needed the exercise anyway I meant

I needed the exercise anyway I meant

I needed the exercise anyway I meant thanks for everything

everything I know I don't know what I

everything I know I don't know what I

everything I know I don't know what I would have done

would have done

would have done oh you're about to find out

so this is everything I'm gonna go to on

so this is everything I'm gonna go to on

so this is everything I'm gonna go to on the rental you don't have to go right

the rental you don't have to go right

the rental you don't have to go right this second

this second

this second do you

do you

do you no I guess not because you could hang

no I guess not because you could hang

no I guess not because you could hang out for a little if you wanted and we

out for a little if you wanted and we

out for a little if you wanted and we could play pretend and have one of our

could play pretend and have one of our

could play pretend and have one of our days where we stay in and we could order

days where we stay in and we could order

days where we stay in and we could order that disgusting Mr funds you like so

that disgusting Mr funds you like so

that disgusting Mr funds you like so much

okay

okay

okay I feel bad about the way you saw me the

I feel bad about the way you saw me the

I feel bad about the way you saw me the other day

other day

other day I wasn't

I wasn't

I wasn't doing to uh

doing to uh

doing to uh I understand

are you ready to tell me where you left

I can I don't

I can I don't

I can I don't I don't know if you want to hear it

why are you doing this

women

I want to date women

I want to date women

I want to date women and

and

and walk around and hold hands and

walk around and hold hands and

walk around and hold hands and dress up and go out and

dress up and go out and

dress up and go out and make dinner and go to bed and have sex

make dinner and go to bed and have sex

make dinner and go to bed and have sex with them

with them

with them we're not getting married anymore

we're not getting married anymore

we're not getting married anymore because you want to have sex with women

I keep waiting for you to crack a smile

I keep waiting for you to crack a smile

I keep waiting for you to crack a smile tell me you're [ __ ] with me but it

tell me you're [ __ ] with me but it

tell me you're [ __ ] with me but it looks like you're about to cry so sorry

how long

how long

how long have you wanted to have

have you wanted to have

have you wanted to have be with a woman

um

um

um before college but College

before college but College

before college but College is the first time that I did

is the first time that I did

is the first time that I did and I miss it

and I miss it

and I miss it and I feel

and I feel

and I feel dead inside

dead inside

dead inside I don't know I knew it when I met you

I don't know I knew it when I met you

I don't know I knew it when I met you but you're so beautiful and kind and I

but you're so beautiful and kind and I

but you're so beautiful and kind and I love you so much I mean any girl would

love you so much I mean any girl would

love you so much I mean any girl would be crazy not to want to marry you oh not

be crazy not to want to marry you oh not

be crazy not to want to marry you oh not any girl

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do you not want to be with men I mean I

do you not want to be with men I mean I

do you not want to be with men I mean I do

do

do I love men

I love men

I love men so you're bisexual

wait who did you sleep with in college

wait who did you sleep with in college

wait who did you sleep with in college no what what woman

no what what woman

no what what woman my roommate

my roommate

my roommate Jane

Jane

Jane Parlin

Parlin

Parlin oh

oh

oh what

what

what I only seen pictures but

I only seen pictures but

I only seen pictures but she's hot

she's hot

she's hot I mean she's married and has two kids

I mean she's married and has two kids

I mean she's married and has two kids and yeah she's she's beautiful so you've

and yeah she's she's beautiful so you've

and yeah she's she's beautiful so you've already talked to her no I called her

already talked to her no I called her

already talked to her no I called her and she answered and I cursed at her and

and she answered and I cursed at her and

and she answered and I cursed at her and I hung up

I hung up

I hung up oh

oh

oh [ __ ]

I had I had no idea

I had no idea that's why he left

I'm sorry for laughing it's fine

it is it's kind of funny

her I was just some

her I was just some

her I was just some College fling

College fling

College fling for me

for me

for me I loved her

I'd always known I was attracted to

I'd always known I was attracted to

I'd always known I was attracted to women but I didn't know that I could

women but I didn't know that I could

women but I didn't know that I could love a woman that deeply and like make

love a woman that deeply and like make

love a woman that deeply and like make love to a woman and for her I was just

love to a woman and for her I was just

love to a woman and for her I was just company like just some like oh

company like just some like oh

company like just some like oh girlfriend

it doesn't feel as bad to talk about it

it doesn't feel as bad to talk about it

it doesn't feel as bad to talk about it right this second but for the past week

right this second but for the past week

right this second but for the past week and a half I've been a total wreck

I don't know I mean

I don't know I mean

I don't know I mean I guess I do what women do

I guess I do what women do

I guess I do what women do women seeking women

are you

are you

are you going to date men too

can I date

can I go out with women too

I miss you

I know you do

come here

foreign

okay okay bye

foreign

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[Music] hello

hello

hello hi

who's this it's Colleen

who's this it's Colleen

who's this it's Colleen the site

the site

the site hi Colleen

hi Colleen

hi Colleen it's nice to meet you or your voice

it's nice to meet you or your voice

it's nice to meet you or your voice anyway

remember I know it's scary

remember I know it's scary

remember I know it's scary it is

it is

it is um

um

um have you have you done this before

and you're the first person we liked

and you're the first person we liked

and you're the first person we liked well that makes me feel special

uh it's you and your husband right yes

is that okay yeah that's good that's

is that okay yeah that's good that's

is that okay yeah that's good that's great

thanks this is so deep

thanks this is so deep

thanks this is so deep talk soon

will do

okay

okay

okay um bye

are you guys not nervous at all no of

are you guys not nervous at all no of

are you guys not nervous at all no of course we're nervous I mean I kind of

course we're nervous I mean I kind of

course we're nervous I mean I kind of was under the impression you'd had tons

was under the impression you'd had tons

was under the impression you'd had tons of experience with this I wouldn't say

of experience with this I wouldn't say

of experience with this I wouldn't say tons I would say that we have had more

tons I would say that we have had more

tons I would say that we have had more near misses than actual real all the way

near misses than actual real all the way

near misses than actual real all the way hits why do you think that is we scare

hits why do you think that is we scare

hits why do you think that is we scare people away

people away

people away okay

okay

okay why because we're sincere about who we

why because we're sincere about who we

why because we're sincere about who we are and what we want

are and what we want

are and what we want I mean that is scary

I mean that is scary

I mean that is scary and

and

and people can see that it's going to be

people can see that it's going to be

people can see that it's going to be more than a one night stand

more than a one night stand

more than a one night stand and

and

and they know that Ben's going to be in the

they know that Ben's going to be in the

they know that Ben's going to be in the relationship and that that's scary for

relationship and that that's scary for

relationship and that that's scary for them

them

them I mean even if he's not involved he's in

I mean even if he's not involved he's in

I mean even if he's not involved he's in the relationship he's going to know the

the relationship he's going to know the

the relationship he's going to know the details at the very least

details at the very least

details at the very least that's scary too thank you

um sorry I can't I can't believe I'm

um sorry I can't I can't believe I'm

um sorry I can't I can't believe I'm sitting here because he just pictured

sitting here because he just pictured

sitting here because he just pictured yourself in bed with us

yourself in bed with us

yourself in bed with us yeah how did you know that that's what

yeah how did you know that that's what

yeah how did you know that that's what we do women we just we Ponder all the

we do women we just we Ponder all the

we do women we just we Ponder all the potential regret

potential regret

potential regret I don't think

I don't think

I don't think men Ben has a whole

men Ben has a whole

men Ben has a whole for women and men are different I mean

for women and men are different I mean

for women and men are different I mean the differences in their imaginations

the differences in their imaginations

the differences in their imaginations tell your thing but I think and then

tell your thing but I think and then

tell your thing but I think and then correct me if I'm wrong about you

correct me if I'm wrong about you

correct me if I'm wrong about you but I think

but I think

but I think women imagine the before during and

women imagine the before during and

women imagine the before during and after and then after uh lying there

after and then after uh lying there

after and then after uh lying there staring at the ceiling next to someone

staring at the ceiling next to someone

staring at the ceiling next to someone you may or may not know all that well

you may or may not know all that well

you may or may not know all that well all of their flaws just

all of their flaws just

all of their flaws just howling at you from across the sheets

howling at you from across the sheets

howling at you from across the sheets that after makes women's stop before it

that after makes women's stop before it

that after makes women's stop before it ever starts

ever starts

ever starts [Music]

um bye bye but

um bye bye but

um bye bye but um

I had to do that great okay

I had to do that great okay

I had to do that great okay um okay

um okay

um okay bye bye

[Applause]

[Music]

no no the other one the other one the

no no the other one the other one the

no no the other one the other one the other one's in the wash this one will

other one's in the wash this one will

other one's in the wash this one will have to do till that one's clean

you know you can't sleep in that

you know you can't sleep in that

you know you can't sleep in that recliner overnight Jerry remember what

recliner overnight Jerry remember what

recliner overnight Jerry remember what Dr Linden said

same conversation night after night

same conversation night after night

same conversation night after night he doesn't want to listen and he's so

he doesn't want to listen and he's so

he doesn't want to listen and he's so upset in the morning when his back won't

upset in the morning when his back won't

upset in the morning when his back won't work

tell me Sarah how's August

um we broke up

um we broke up

um we broke up what

what

what where are you sleeping with Penelope I'm

where are you sleeping with Penelope I'm

where are you sleeping with Penelope I'm at Penelope's you okay

are you doing any riding at all

are you doing any riding at all

are you doing any riding at all uh yes I'm I mean here and there

uh yes I'm I mean here and there

uh yes I'm I mean here and there I have a new subject I'm working on

I have a new subject I'm working on

I have a new subject I'm working on I

I

I think I'm going to date this married

think I'm going to date this married

think I'm going to date this married couple for a while

couple for a while

couple for a while uh a man and a woman

uh a man and a woman

uh a man and a woman mostly the woman

mostly the woman

mostly the woman I think I'm gonna date women

I think I'm gonna date women

I think I'm gonna date women for a while

for a while

for a while well I'll say it again I hope you're

well I'll say it again I hope you're

well I'll say it again I hope you're making good choices and putting that

making good choices and putting that

making good choices and putting that college education we bought for you to

college education we bought for you to

college education we bought for you to good use

good use

good use we raised you right

we raised you right

we raised you right got a good head on your shoulders and

got a good head on your shoulders and

got a good head on your shoulders and you can take responsibility for yourself

I think I'm bisexual mom

so

so

so what would you like for breakfast I'll

what would you like for breakfast I'll

what would you like for breakfast I'll make you whatever you like

whatever you want to make

okay

good night Mom

good night Jerry

good night Jerry

good night Jerry good night honey

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] wow what

wow what

wow what you're seeing both of them

you're seeing both of them

you're seeing both of them sort of her more than him they're Satan

sort of her more than him they're Satan

sort of her more than him they're Satan worshipers or Mormons

worshipers or Mormons

worshipers or Mormons she's an interior designer he's like an

she's an interior designer he's like an

she's an interior designer he's like an I.T guy

did you stay with him

um I don't know

um I don't know

um I don't know I mean what if one of them or both of

I mean what if one of them or both of

I mean what if one of them or both of them gets tired of you well I don't know

them gets tired of you well I don't know

them gets tired of you well I don't know no no

no no

no no really that different

really that different

really that different relationship

relationship

relationship it's not I don't know whether I should

it's not I don't know whether I should

it's not I don't know whether I should scream jealousy or go behind that tree

scream jealousy or go behind that tree

scream jealousy or go behind that tree and jack off

and jack off

and jack off um do about

you're a terrifying girl woman

you're a terrifying girl woman

you're a terrifying girl woman whatever

whatever

whatever thank you

done good

done good

done good good another one that's not good

good another one that's not good

good another one that's not good so I was kind of telling him about us

so I was kind of telling him about us

so I was kind of telling him about us and I felt like he was like super into

and I felt like he was like super into

and I felt like he was like super into it and excited but then also like kind

it and excited but then also like kind

it and excited but then also like kind of freaked out like the synapses in his

of freaked out like the synapses in his

of freaked out like the synapses in his brain oh my God thank you Sarah could

brain oh my God thank you Sarah could

brain oh my God thank you Sarah could you just shut up for a second baby yeah

you just shut up for a second baby yeah

you just shut up for a second baby yeah yeah yes sorry I just haven't seen you

yeah yes sorry I just haven't seen you

yeah yes sorry I just haven't seen you in a few days I have herpes

ah

ah

ah I don't know what to say I

I don't know what to say I

I don't know what to say I I'm not used to being embarrassed I

I'm not used to being embarrassed I

I'm not used to being embarrassed I don't like it one of you needs to say

don't like it one of you needs to say

don't like it one of you needs to say something smart and comforting well I

something smart and comforting well I

something smart and comforting well I think not you

think not you

think not you are you contagious

are you contagious

are you contagious I don't know

I don't know

I don't know probably does Ben have it I'm getting

probably does Ben have it I'm getting

probably does Ben have it I'm getting tested this week you should too

tested this week you should too

tested this week you should too well that is a great idea I just don't

well that is a great idea I just don't

well that is a great idea I just don't have insurance okay

have insurance okay

have insurance okay Sarah

Sarah

Sarah could you just please say something

could you just please say something

could you just please say something comforting well I think maybe you should

comforting well I think maybe you should

comforting well I think maybe you should be comforting me all you have to do is

be comforting me all you have to do is

be comforting me all you have to do is go to the doctor and get some 10

go to the doctor and get some 10

go to the doctor and get some 10 prescription and be upfront with all

prescription and be upfront with all

prescription and be upfront with all your partners but I have to go and spend

your partners but I have to go and spend

your partners but I have to go and spend hundreds of dollars and get blood drawn

hundreds of dollars and get blood drawn

hundreds of dollars and get blood drawn which I [ __ ] hate and what's that

which I [ __ ] hate and what's that

which I [ __ ] hate and what's that mean for us

it means that

it means that

it means that we don't have sex until we find out

we don't have sex until we find out

we don't have sex until we find out where you are with this

where you are with this

where you are with this [Music]

[Music]

[Music] side

giving it up a floating shadow in the

giving it up a floating shadow in the

giving it up a floating shadow in the corners

corners

corners it's a disease it's not a disease

it's a disease it's not a disease

it's a disease it's not a disease disease I mean I've seen real sickness

disease I mean I've seen real sickness

disease I mean I've seen real sickness Perpetual misery is the disease where

Perpetual misery is the disease where

Perpetual misery is the disease where I'm from like you're supposed to accept

I'm from like you're supposed to accept

I'm from like you're supposed to accept being miserable I mean people I grew up

being miserable I mean people I grew up

being miserable I mean people I grew up around it's like they can't see a way

around it's like they can't see a way

around it's like they can't see a way out of it and so they just sit in it

out of it and so they just sit in it

out of it and so they just sit in it year after year yeah a lot of people

year after year yeah a lot of people

year after year yeah a lot of people feel that way everywhere I know

feel that way everywhere I know

feel that way everywhere I know I mean I know every

I mean I know every

I mean I know every struggling with some

I gotta take this

hey

thank you

hey you looking for your girl yeah

hey you looking for your girl yeah

hey you looking for your girl yeah wait what girl

wait what girl

wait what girl is that obvious extremely

is that obvious extremely

is that obvious extremely didn't the two of you go out on a date

didn't the two of you go out on a date

didn't the two of you go out on a date or something

or something

or something no not really

no not really

no not really oh Shina in the chest oh I know now

oh Shina in the chest oh I know now

oh Shina in the chest oh I know now I don't no actually at all I just think

I don't no actually at all I just think

I don't no actually at all I just think she's so gorgeous well isn't that reason

she's so gorgeous well isn't that reason

she's so gorgeous well isn't that reason enough to go on a second date or what

enough to go on a second date or what

enough to go on a second date or what is it it seems so shallow I mean I don't

is it it seems so shallow I mean I don't

is it it seems so shallow I mean I don't know I'm new at this so is it okay for

know I'm new at this so is it okay for

know I'm new at this so is it okay for me to just want the physical right now

me to just want the physical right now

me to just want the physical right now and not care about love so much I mean

and not care about love so much I mean

and not care about love so much I mean obviously if it happens that's great but

obviously if it happens that's great but

obviously if it happens that's great but is that terrible of me

is that terrible of me

is that terrible of me uh I mean my first thought is yeah

uh I mean my first thought is yeah

uh I mean my first thought is yeah you're just a step away from being a dog

you're just a step away from being a dog

you're just a step away from being a dog in heat ew maybe a cat please

in heat ew maybe a cat please

in heat ew maybe a cat please but it's only shallow if you

but it's only shallow if you

but it's only shallow if you make it shallow

make it shallow

make it shallow so you know if if your biggest worry is

so you know if if your biggest worry is

so you know if if your biggest worry is finding a playmate that's a pretty great

finding a playmate that's a pretty great

finding a playmate that's a pretty great place to be most people are concerned

place to be most people are concerned

place to be most people are concerned about putting enough food on the table

about putting enough food on the table

about putting enough food on the table and not getting shot am I right

and not getting shot am I right

and not getting shot am I right yes you are right

yes you are right

yes you are right so just be safe and be free

where do these go

hey

hey

hey hey can you talk yeah what's wrong

[Music]

are you drunk

I guess

it's staring at me like I have a horn

it's staring at me like I have a horn

it's staring at me like I have a horn going on my forehead

going on my forehead

going on my forehead I feel like I'm too old to be doing that

I feel like I'm too old to be doing that

I feel like I'm too old to be doing that [ __ ]

[ __ ]

[ __ ] it's awful

it's awful

it's awful oh that's so [ __ ]

oh that's so [ __ ]

oh that's so [ __ ] hey hold on a second

hello

hi

hi

hi who's this

who's this

who's this sorry it's it's Ally from the coffee cat

sorry it's it's Ally from the coffee cat

sorry it's it's Ally from the coffee cat oh hey hi are you busy

oh hey hi are you busy

oh hey hi are you busy no I'm not busy um

no I'm not busy um

no I'm not busy um can you hold on just hold on one second

hey

hey

hey me guess it's Mr and Mrs Sodom

me guess it's Mr and Mrs Sodom

me guess it's Mr and Mrs Sodom calling to invite you to another 120

calling to invite you to another 120

calling to invite you to another 120 20 some odd day orgy no I'm not seeing

20 some odd day orgy no I'm not seeing

20 some odd day orgy no I'm not seeing them anymore I mean not like that anyway

them anymore I mean not like that anyway

them anymore I mean not like that anyway oh good

oh good

oh good good have dinner with me on Saturday

good have dinner with me on Saturday

good have dinner with me on Saturday okay I'll see you Saturday okay bye for

okay I'll see you Saturday okay bye for

okay I'll see you Saturday okay bye for now okay bye

hey Ally hi hey

hey Ally hi hey

hey Ally hi hey um

um

um what's up

what's up

what's up nothing much

nothing much

nothing much are you working tomorrow

are you working tomorrow

are you working tomorrow yes

yes

yes cool

cool

cool I was hoping I could come by and look

I was hoping I could come by and look

I was hoping I could come by and look for a dress to wear to my brother's

for a dress to wear to my brother's

for a dress to wear to my brother's wedding

wedding

wedding oh cool yeah

um

um

um what are you doing after that

what are you doing after that

what are you doing after that after what

after what

after what after you come by this shop

after you come by this shop

after you come by this shop I'm going back to work

right uh what are you doing after work

well we should go out and get a drink

yeah we should

yeah we should

yeah we should maybe just somewhere close

maybe just somewhere close

maybe just somewhere close sure yeah that sounds great

okay so

okay so

okay so um uh your uh brother's getting married

um uh your uh brother's getting married

um uh your uh brother's getting married where's that happening upstate

where's that happening upstate

where's that happening upstate Poughkeepsie

Poughkeepsie

Poughkeepsie my mom wanted me to wear a dress that

my mom wanted me to wear a dress that

my mom wanted me to wear a dress that covers my tops so

this could work

yeah yeah you look

yeah yeah you look

yeah yeah you look it's it's dynamite

it's it's dynamite

it's it's dynamite so

so

so um where are you from

um where are you from

um where are you from Texas

Texas

Texas oh we're both from this house that's

oh we're both from this house that's

oh we're both from this house that's cool

cool

cool really where are you from well

really where are you from well

really where are you from well originally I'm from Northwest

originally I'm from Northwest

originally I'm from Northwest Florida

Florida

Florida but my stepdad and my mom live here now

but my stepdad and my mom live here now

but my stepdad and my mom live here now that's sweet did they move here to be

that's sweet did they move here to be

that's sweet did they move here to be with you no

with you no

with you no um my stepdad got really sick so they

um my stepdad got really sick so they

um my stepdad got really sick so they moved out here so he could get treatment

moved out here so he could get treatment

moved out here so he could get treatment and some Kettering

and some Kettering

and some Kettering sorry that's okay it's much better now

sorry that's okay it's much better now

sorry that's okay it's much better now my mom says it's mostly maintenance at

my mom says it's mostly maintenance at

my mom says it's mostly maintenance at this point

Texas

Texas

Texas Florida

Florida

Florida how was that I mean I don't really know

how was that I mean I don't really know

how was that I mean I don't really know too much about it except

too much about it except

too much about it except oranges boating Disneyland World

oranges boating Disneyland World

oranges boating Disneyland World Disney World at Disneyland in California

um Florida is I don't know Florida's

um Florida is I don't know Florida's

um Florida is I don't know Florida's funny Florida

they say you have to go North to go

they say you have to go North to go

they say you have to go North to go south which is totally true Northwest

south which is totally true Northwest

south which is totally true Northwest Florida is basically the South

Florida is basically the South

Florida is basically the South it's like Flora bayama

um

um

um are your parents still together

are your parents still together

are your parents still together um no divorced

um no divorced

um no divorced yeah do you have step parents

yeah do you have step parents

yeah do you have step parents uh-huh why why do you ask I didn't I

uh-huh why why do you ask I didn't I

uh-huh why why do you ask I didn't I just feel like we're a generation of

just feel like we're a generation of

just feel like we're a generation of step kids is sex

step kids is sex

step kids is sex well it's not fun

funny Sarah

funny Sarah

funny Sarah so what else

so what else

so what else what else what

what else what

what else what I don't know

I don't know

I don't know um

um

um how long have you been with your

how long have you been with your

how long have you been with your girlfriend

girlfriend

girlfriend my and my girlfriend

you don't have a girlfriend

I thought you said you borrowed that

I thought you said you borrowed that

I thought you said you borrowed that awesome that one awesome scarf from your

awesome that one awesome scarf from your

awesome that one awesome scarf from your girlfriend

girlfriend

girlfriend Hi friend

Hi friend

Hi friend Shelly

Shelly

Shelly she's a girl

right

right

right of course you're funny why did you say

of course you're funny why did you say

of course you're funny why did you say that I don't know

that I don't know

that I don't know Just You Are

Just You Are

Just You Are I don't think you mean to be

well that's good I think

can I

can I ask you something please ask me

can I ask you something please ask me

can I ask you something please ask me something immediately

why'd you ask me out tonight

why'd you ask me out tonight

why'd you ask me out tonight oh I don't know

oh I don't know

oh I don't know um

um

um because you asked me out that other time

because you asked me out that other time

because you asked me out that other time and so I wanted to ask you out to make

and so I wanted to ask you out to make

and so I wanted to ask you out to make it even

it even

it even Steven

but I

but I

but I um asked you out with a bunch of friends

um asked you out with a bunch of friends

um asked you out with a bunch of friends and

and

and you asked me out I don't know

you asked me out I don't know

you asked me out I don't know how many friends

I'm sorry I have plenty of friends

um

um

um you don't have to answer them

I I asked you out

I I asked you out

I I asked you out because you interest me

interest you have

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know you're I see you all the time

you're I see you all the time

you're I see you all the time and you're friendly

and you're friendly

and you're friendly and

I like the way you dress

foreign

do you have to go

do you have to go

do you have to go no

no

no no do you

mean either

mean either

mean either good

great

do I make you nervous yes what you make

do I make you nervous yes what you make

do I make you nervous yes what you make me nervous well I would never know that

you can say it

I can't promise that I'm not gonna freak

freak out blush get up and go but

it's better now

I find you incredibly attractive

I

I

I I look for you in the window every time

I look for you in the window every time

I look for you in the window every time I go to work and I come to your Cafe and

I go to work and I come to your Cafe and

I go to work and I come to your Cafe and drink that coffee even though it's

drink that coffee even though it's

drink that coffee even though it's terrible

terrible

terrible and I'm dating women

and I'm dating women

and I'm dating women in my life right now and I mean I might

in my life right now and I mean I might

in my life right now and I mean I might continue to Forever

continue to Forever

continue to Forever and if you're interested and I

and if you're interested and I

and if you're interested and I I totally understand if you're not gay

I totally understand if you're not gay

I totally understand if you're not gay or bi or I mean even if you are either

or bi or I mean even if you are either

or bi or I mean even if you are either of those things I completely get it if

of those things I completely get it if

of those things I completely get it if you're not attracted to me because I can

you're not attracted to me because I can

you're not attracted to me because I can be scary and talk too much like I'm

be scary and talk too much like I'm

be scary and talk too much like I'm doing right now but um

doing right now but um

doing right now but um you just

you just

you just you seem really nice

you seem really nice

you seem really nice and you're beautiful

and you're beautiful

and you're beautiful and I want to touch you

and I want to touch you

and I want to touch you and I

and I

and I don't even know your last name

I guess what I'm

I guess what I'm

I guess what I'm wow okay what I'm saying is if you are

wow okay what I'm saying is if you are

wow okay what I'm saying is if you are are you

are you

are you interested in seeing a woman

interested in seeing a woman

interested in seeing a woman or women or

or women or

or women or me

me

me because I'm tired of buying coffee I'm

because I'm tired of buying coffee I'm

because I'm tired of buying coffee I'm just gonna throw out

what my last name

the provenza

it's a pretty name

better

hi

hi

hi what's up

let's go on a date

let's go on a date

let's go on a date yes right now

well I'm being spontaneous

well I'm being spontaneous

well I'm being spontaneous let's go out or let me come in

let's go out or let me come in

let's go out or let me come in why not

why not

why not cousin they

cousin they

cousin they are yes like right now

it's time

is she cute can I see her no come on

is she cute can I see her no come on

is she cute can I see her no come on just like a little no she's not

just like a little no she's not

just like a little no she's not McDonald's there

you go I have no game whatsoever

you go I have no game whatsoever

you go I have no game whatsoever what happened oh I asked a girl I was

what happened oh I asked a girl I was

what happened oh I asked a girl I was not into chicks that whole routine

not into chicks that whole routine

not into chicks that whole routine anyway let me see her no problem right

anyway let me see her no problem right

anyway let me see her no problem right now anyways come on she said I'll have a

now anyways come on she said I'll have a

now anyways come on she said I'll have a threesome with you guys oh you deserve

threesome with you guys oh you deserve

threesome with you guys oh you deserve one sir

one sir

one sir [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] seriously

okay okay

have a good night

have a good night

have a good night [Music]

thank you

foreign

hello what's going on not a lot I was

hello what's going on not a lot I was

hello what's going on not a lot I was just in the neighborhood and I

just in the neighborhood and I

just in the neighborhood and I was not in the neighborhood that is a

was not in the neighborhood that is a

was not in the neighborhood that is a lie I just came straight from my mailbox

lie I just came straight from my mailbox

lie I just came straight from my mailbox to tell you

to tell you

to tell you where's Colleen

where's Colleen

where's Colleen she's asleep

hi Colleen

hi Colleen

hi Colleen hi sir I have

hi sir I have

hi sir I have good bad good news you do yes

good bad good news you do yes

good bad good news you do yes foreign

so she's clear but I don't care

so she's clear but I don't care

so she's clear but I don't care I don't care what I don't have and what

I don't care what I don't have and what

I don't care what I don't have and what you guys have I want to be with you guys

you guys have I want to be with you guys

you guys have I want to be with you guys anyway

anyway

anyway and besides herpes isn't even like a

and besides herpes isn't even like a

and besides herpes isn't even like a real disease I mean they tell you that

real disease I mean they tell you that

real disease I mean they tell you that it is just to scare the [ __ ] out of you

it is just to scare the [ __ ] out of you

it is just to scare the [ __ ] out of you in high school but what they don't tell

in high school but what they don't tell

in high school but what they don't tell you is that the older you get the

you is that the older you get the

you is that the older you get the further apart your breakouts are I did

further apart your breakouts are I did

further apart your breakouts are I did research on it

what time is it 2 30.

what time is it 2 30.

what time is it 2 30. I thought you guys were gonna do

I thought you guys were gonna do

I thought you guys were gonna do cartwheels about this

cartwheels about this

cartwheels about this Sarah honey

you are with us

you are with us

you are with us and you always will be I hope you know

and you always will be I hope you know

and you always will be I hope you know that

that

that so you're turning me down

so you're turning me down

so you're turning me down sex

sex

sex yeah

yeah

yeah as much as that hurts right now but if

as much as that hurts right now but if

as much as that hurts right now but if you want to go get a shower we can

you want to go get a shower we can

you want to go get a shower we can cuddle until we go to work I don't want

cuddle until we go to work I don't want

cuddle until we go to work I don't want to cuddle that's a terrible thing to say

to cuddle that's a terrible thing to say

to cuddle that's a terrible thing to say well I'm tired of being [ __ ] rejected

well I'm tired of being [ __ ] rejected

well I'm tired of being [ __ ] rejected oh my God Sarah please stop whining

I cannot believe I'm awake right now

you guys found someone else already

you guys found someone else already

you guys found someone else already didn't you that's what this is all about

didn't you that's what this is all about

didn't you that's what this is all about not necessarily

not necessarily

not necessarily so I've already been replaced that's

so I've already been replaced that's

so I've already been replaced that's amazing

amazing

amazing I mean I will say I've never been broken

I mean I will say I've never been broken

I mean I will say I've never been broken up with two people at the same time so I

up with two people at the same time so I

up with two people at the same time so I mean Hallelujah for new experiences

mean Hallelujah for new experiences

mean Hallelujah for new experiences right Sarah

right Sarah

right Sarah nobody could replace you seriously

why yes

let's go to sleep

oh

my God

do anything to say goodbye

what's the matter my little mentee

what's the matter my little mentee

what's the matter my little mentee so I was gonna

so I was gonna

so I was gonna say goodbye

it's early you should go back to sleep

sometimes it's

been so are you

been so are you

been so are you thank you

thank you

thank you for what

I know you're not talking about my

I know you're not talking about my

I know you're not talking about my morning breath

just thank you

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foreign

foreign

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right now right now yeah

right now right now yeah

right now right now yeah um no

um no

um no hold on a second okay

hold on a second okay

hold on a second okay [Music]

what is this uh not no nothing

what is this uh not no nothing

what is this uh not no nothing um I don't know what are the ladies not

um I don't know what are the ladies not

um I don't know what are the ladies not giving you what you need right now

wow you can be an actual [ __ ]

wow you can be an actual [ __ ]

wow you can be an actual [ __ ] congratulations

congratulations

congratulations I'm not an [ __ ] sir

I'm not an [ __ ] sir

I'm not an [ __ ] sir just not your go-to anymore you can't

just not your go-to anymore you can't

just not your go-to anymore you can't just come to me with the same stuff

together I don't know we're not okay so

together I don't know we're not okay so

together I don't know we're not okay so you get it get what

you get it get what

you get it get what I'm not just there for you

all right I'm sorry all right you know

all right I'm sorry all right you know

all right I'm sorry all right you know that I'm there for you just not

that I'm there for you just not

that I'm there for you just not anytime that you feel like it

anytime that you feel like it

anytime that you feel like it okay I'm guessing that this is

okay I'm guessing that this is

okay I'm guessing that this is great

you're right

you're right

you're right I'm I'm sorry I shouldn't have called

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I hope she's pretty

cheers

okay

okay

okay um I'm gonna hang up now

um I'm gonna hang up now

um I'm gonna hang up now but I don't I don't want you to say

but I don't I don't want you to say

but I don't I don't want you to say anything

I love you

don't think

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[ __ ]

what are you doing

hello hi

Sarah yeah

Sarah yeah

Sarah yeah did you call here a few weeks ago no

yeah

I did

I did

I did what are you

what are you

what are you okay

no

foreign

how are your kids on face but I mean

how are your kids on face but I mean

how are your kids on face but I mean your kids uh their pictures on Facebook

your kids uh their pictures on Facebook

your kids uh their pictures on Facebook are

are

are real cute

um they're good

um I need to say something to you

um I need to say something to you

um I need to say something to you um

um

um I need to say it right now because I'm

I need to say it right now because I'm

I need to say it right now because I'm drunk enough and it's late enough to not

drunk enough and it's late enough to not

drunk enough and it's late enough to not seem like the worst idea I've ever had I

seem like the worst idea I've ever had I

seem like the worst idea I've ever had I know it's not as late uh where you are

know it's not as late uh where you are

know it's not as late uh where you are and that you're probably

and that you're probably

and that you're probably better

better

better reading stories

reading stories

reading stories um

um

um but um

I love you

I love you

I love you and

and

and I have for a really long time and it's

I have for a really long time and it's

I have for a really long time and it's not like I haven't tried really hard not

not like I haven't tried really hard not

not like I haven't tried really hard not to

to

to and I just I need you to know that

and I just I need you to know that

and I just I need you to know that or I needed to say it or I need you to

or I needed to say it or I need you to

or I needed to say it or I need you to hear it

hear it

hear it um

um

um because I

because I

because I I think about you naked lying next to me

I think about you naked lying next to me

I think about you naked lying next to me almost every day

almost every day

almost every day every day

um

um

um and I don't know what to do about that

and I don't know what to do about that

and I don't know what to do about that I don't know what to do about

I don't know what to do about

I don't know what to do about anything

anything

anything at all

so

um

[ __ ] God

[ __ ] God

[ __ ] God [Music]

sorry sorry I overslept sorry sorry

sorry sorry I overslept sorry sorry

sorry sorry I overslept sorry sorry it's inventory day you can start with

it's inventory day you can start with

it's inventory day you can start with the paperwork okay

foreign

foreign

need your help

thank you

Sarah hey wake up

Sarah hey wake up

Sarah hey wake up hey hey hello what

hey hey hello what

hey hey hello what what

huh

huh

huh rents too what

rents too what

rents too what are you serious I'm kidding I took it

are you serious I'm kidding I took it

are you serious I'm kidding I took it out of your paycheck will you put those

out of your paycheck will you put those

out of your paycheck will you put those over there

I think you have a rough night

I think you have a rough night

I think you have a rough night if by rough night you mean rough month

if by rough night you mean rough month

if by rough night you mean rough month give me a break you are a swinging

give me a break you are a swinging

give me a break you are a swinging Bachelor having sex all over town you

Bachelor having sex all over town you

Bachelor having sex all over town you need to get over yourself

need to get over yourself

need to get over yourself and you need to hand me that jewelry

and you need to hand me that jewelry

and you need to hand me that jewelry binder

sex sex sex girls

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay

[Music]

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus sorry

I'm sorry you scared me obviously

I'm sorry you scared me obviously

I'm sorry you scared me obviously God I've never seen you so so what

God I've never seen you so so what

God I've never seen you so so what oh no your reflex is so

oh no your reflex is so

oh no your reflex is so what

what

what sharp quit

sharp quit

sharp quit well what's a guy to do when their

well what's a guy to do when their

well what's a guy to do when their fiance leaves them take self-defense

fiance leaves them take self-defense

fiance leaves them take self-defense classes

come on it's a joke

come on it's a joke

come on it's a joke oh I get your trying to make a joke not

oh I get your trying to make a joke not

oh I get your trying to make a joke not funny no it's fine not laughing

this is

better maybe maybe just gone away

better maybe maybe just gone away

better maybe maybe just gone away completely

remember that place we lived in the East

remember that place we lived in the East

remember that place we lived in the East Village

Village

Village yeah and I'd make you read my writing on

yeah and I'd make you read my writing on

yeah and I'd make you read my writing on the fire escape

details would have been a huge hit yeah

details would have been a huge hit yeah

details would have been a huge hit yeah yeah for somebody

would have been such a hit

did you write this while you were

did you write this while you were

did you write this while you were playing with yourself

yeah I mean trying to

yeah I mean trying to

yeah I mean trying to what do you think

that's your writing

that's your writing

that's your writing but you're reading yeah

honestly it's as bad as it ever was it's

honestly it's as bad as it ever was it's

honestly it's as bad as it ever was it's like I have no idea what you're saying

like I have no idea what you're saying

like I have no idea what you're saying like speaker static Sarah

like speaker static Sarah

like speaker static Sarah hey I'm I'm not a novelist that's not

hey I'm I'm not a novelist that's not

hey I'm I'm not a novelist that's not what I do so hey

what I do so hey

what I do so hey you're writing it means you're happy so

you're writing it means you're happy so

you're writing it means you're happy so that's good you're such

that's good you're such

that's good you're such oh God

and by the way I know it's shitty

and by the way I know it's shitty

and by the way I know it's shitty why'd you show it to me because the

why'd you show it to me because the

why'd you show it to me because the stuff that's made out of gold isn't

stuff that's made out of gold isn't

stuff that's made out of gold isn't ready to be shown yet

ready to be shown yet

ready to be shown yet almost

almost

almost it's all messy in a

it's all messy in a

it's all messy in a notebook right now

you need another beer

thank you

ah here's your first chapter

you look amazing

makes I feel amazing

the writing's good

the writing's good

the writing's good yeah but we just talked about that

what do you really want to ask me

what are we doing

I don't know

[ __ ] I love you

[ __ ] I love you

[ __ ] I love you I love you too

I need another beer

wow what oh that's some outfit hi hey

wow what oh that's some outfit hi hey

wow what oh that's some outfit hi hey did you just get back from the club or

did you just get back from the club or

did you just get back from the club or something like that

something like that

something like that classy oh yeah that's me classy lady

classy oh yeah that's me classy lady

classy oh yeah that's me classy lady walking the streets 7 A.M

walking the streets 7 A.M

walking the streets 7 A.M so I was thinking of stopping by the

so I was thinking of stopping by the

so I was thinking of stopping by the shop tonight to see if you have any

shop tonight to see if you have any

shop tonight to see if you have any shoes to match that dress Maybe

shoes to match that dress Maybe

shoes to match that dress Maybe stop by have a good day yeah you too

stop by have a good day yeah you too

stop by have a good day yeah you too okay

so I have a question I want to ask you

so I have a question I want to ask you

so I have a question I want to ask you about what

okay

what am I dear

am I just filling some void I just

am I just filling some void I just

am I just filling some void I just happen to be

happen to be

happen to be nearby and pretty

nearby and pretty

nearby and pretty probably

probably

probably I mean probably that is

I mean probably that is

I mean probably that is what I see in you but isn't that enough

for a night yeah

do you want to kiss me

yeah

yeah

yeah why

because you want to kiss me

come closer

than that

I don't want to start and then stop

I don't want to start and then stop

I don't want to start and then stop halfway through

halfway through

halfway through so if this is just a quick Fascination

so if this is just a quick Fascination

so if this is just a quick Fascination for you you should go home

if you let me touch you I'm not going to

if you let me touch you I'm not going to

if you let me touch you I'm not going to stop until you push me away

are you always so aggressive

are you always so aggressive

are you always so aggressive it's just a place I'm in

it's just a place I'm in

it's just a place I'm in do you have a boyfriend

what's that mean

what's that mean

what's that mean it means that I'm

it means that I'm

it means that I'm seeing someone I've gone on a few days

seeing someone I've gone on a few days

seeing someone I've gone on a few days since nothing official

since nothing official

since nothing official to that guy that I saw you with

have you ever kissed a woman before

in college

in college

in college there were lots of people around

there were lots of people around

there were lots of people around cheering and

cheering and

cheering and that doesn't count at all

I know

do you have any infectious diseases I

do you have any infectious diseases I

do you have any infectious diseases I should know about

a crazy question my answer is no

a crazy question my answer is no

a crazy question my answer is no good

good

good do you no

are you ready

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inside

I'm laughing

I'm laughing

I'm laughing yeah soft lips

yeah soft lips

yeah soft lips I'm not laughing

foreign

[Music]

are you done

are you done

are you done huh no

so

so

so I haven't stopped

I haven't stopped

I haven't stopped thinking about that

our first date you mean when we went and

our first date you mean when we went and

our first date you mean when we went and saw music it you're that friend of yours

saw music it you're that friend of yours

saw music it you're that friend of yours thing you thought that was a date

thing you thought that was a date

thing you thought that was a date kinda did yeah

oh you're beautiful

Angry Eyes

are you gonna leave now

are you gonna leave now

are you gonna leave now [Music]

I think so

I think so

I think so when I have a sleepover what here yeah

when I have a sleepover what here yeah

when I have a sleepover what here yeah aren't you gonna get in trouble no no

aren't you gonna get in trouble no no

aren't you gonna get in trouble no no one comes in here till noon tomorrow

oh I'm sure we could find something

oh I'm sure we could find something

oh I'm sure we could find something foreign

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] are you gonna tell me that name you have

are you gonna tell me that name you have

are you gonna tell me that name you have for me never [ __ ]

for me never [ __ ]

for me never [ __ ] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] that I'm gonna look for something to

that I'm gonna look for something to

that I'm gonna look for something to wear

you should get food and wine

you should get food and wine

you should get food and wine [Music]

so there

is

when I lost

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foreign

so what do you think of Brooklyn

so what do you think of Brooklyn

so what do you think of Brooklyn um

um

um when you're not tripping upstairs it's

when you're not tripping upstairs it's

when you're not tripping upstairs it's actually

families and

families and

families and parks and good food

multi-ethnic curls oh no okay

multi-ethnic curls oh no okay

multi-ethnic curls oh no okay so what's your type

brown hair sexy brown eyes

brown hair sexy brown eyes

brown hair sexy brown eyes Gruff a little right behind the left ear

Gruff a little right behind the left ear

Gruff a little right behind the left ear funny funny feeling it turns me on

funny funny feeling it turns me on

funny funny feeling it turns me on really what's your type

really what's your type

really what's your type with women is that what you're trying to

with women is that what you're trying to

with women is that what you're trying to ask me yes with one

ask me yes with one

ask me yes with one I don't know I know I don't have a

I don't know I know I don't have a

I don't know I know I don't have a person okay

what about her

what about her

what about her she's super pretty

she's super pretty

she's super pretty did she do it for you

did she do it for you

did she do it for you I mean I've never talked to her so I

I mean I've never talked to her so I

I mean I've never talked to her so I don't know

don't know

don't know what about her

physically anyway no

physically anyway no

physically anyway no what about this girl

what about this girl

what about this girl what girl

what girl

what girl a girl you're dating oh I don't know

a girl you're dating oh I don't know

a girl you're dating oh I don't know that we're dating I mean

that we're dating I mean

that we're dating I mean dating can have a lot of connotation

dating can have a lot of connotation

dating can have a lot of connotation okay the goalie you're whatevering with

okay the goalie you're whatevering with

okay the goalie you're whatevering with I mean Ally

I mean Ally

I mean Ally is that her name

let me see a picture like I have a

let me see a picture like I have a

let me see a picture like I have a picture come on I know you have a

picture come on I know you have a

picture come on I know you have a picture

oh this is beautiful

oh this is beautiful

oh this is beautiful well yeah would you think I was gonna

well yeah would you think I was gonna

well yeah would you think I was gonna have bad taste

have bad taste

have bad taste I mean it shows you

I mean it shows you

I mean it shows you didn't I

I see it

what

how are those pancakes

well you make me happy because it's like

well you make me happy because it's like

well you make me happy because it's like eating a smiley face

eating a smiley face

eating a smiley face you're so [ __ ] weird sometimes what's

you're so [ __ ] weird sometimes what's

you're so [ __ ] weird sometimes what's so weird about that that was a totally

so weird about that that was a totally

so weird about that that was a totally weird thing to say why would you want

weird thing to say why would you want

weird thing to say why would you want maybe I want to eat a smiley face think

maybe I want to eat a smiley face think

maybe I want to eat a smiley face think about that question

about that question

about that question I did think about it

I did think about it

I did think about it I totally did

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[Music] it's so strange how everybody Lean On Me

it's so strange how everybody Lean On Me

it's so strange how everybody Lean On Me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I

I

I can't help soaking in their anxiety

I got no filters on I need to put an end

I got no filters on I need to put an end

I got no filters on I need to put an end to this racket

maybe just pull the plug out

maybe just pull the plug out

maybe just pull the plug out watch them shout out

watch them shout out

watch them shout out [Music]

just pull the plug out

songs

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foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

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