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Good afternoon, my twisted friends.

We have quite the show for you today.

Is it going to be the fire of Ashes,

or will it be the chainsaw of Buzz,

or do you want to see the magic of The Magician?

Who's it going to be, who's it going to be?

Come on, my darlings - if you want to have a say in who gets to play,

then get your tips in.

Don't be so cheap, Majesty is watching.

Time's almost up, my friends.

5, 4,

3, 2...

..and 1.

Great choice.

If you like what you see, leave your Majesty a tip.

STOP! Stop! What is this?!

No, don't do it!

No, no, no!

It's over.

Believable, right?

I told you I'd bring it!

Woo!

Woo!

Well, that was a uh... a superfreaky experience,

but uh, it was kind of awesome.

This is clever. Did you make this, did YOU make this?

Can I keep this?

No. You were very convincing, but this is where our arrangement ends.

Yeah, sure. Hey, whoa!

You see, we know where you live, Mr 22 Brook Street.

We know where you work and we know where your kids go to school.

Now, disappear.

Understand? I understand.

That's a wrap.

So, how'd we do?

Uh, numbers are still down.

You know, I was thinking - we should be brainstorming.

We need to come up with some new ideas, new characters.

What about... What about a clown?

Uh, there's extra in here.

Just my way of saying thank you.

Thank you.

Look, Max, there's not a lot of people that can do what you do,

and it's been working,

but man, we've got to find a way to make our audience grow.

I've got some ideas. I'll brainstorm while I'm cleaning up.

Do you want help?

No.

No, no - go home.

OK.

Night.

Right.

Let's go make it safe.

Ssh, OK? I've got to get this right.

Here we go.

What do you think, Hulky, should we cash them in?

Yeah... not just yet.

Can I help you?

I need to see Jacky.

There's no Jacky here.

Go get my daughter now, you fucking idiot.

Listen, bitch, there's no Jacky here.

Ever wonder what 50,000 volts feels like?

Pretty please, go get Jacky now.

Jack!

What the fuck do YOU want?

I want to help you.

It's a bit late now. I'm working on something

that could change your life.

Can we go somewhere private and talk?

I have nothing more to say to you.

Will you at least take this for protection?

The only thing that I need protection from is you.

2 00:09:51.760... 00:09:54.200 align: middle line:90% position:50% All right, guys, that's five minutes!

Let's wrap it up, lock it up. You guys good?

All right. Uh, ladies, have a good night.

See you tomorrow.

Good night.

Good night! See ya.

Hey, you - great work today, really. Really loved it.

Oh, come on, guys!

All right, two minutes. We've got to head out.

Hey, Margot. Two minutes - I'm just locking up.

Two.

Everybody gone? Yeah.

So, I've been thinking about it,

and I have a theory why we're losing our audience.

I think we need to change the types of victims that we cast.

I know you've been against it in the past,

but I think we need to try a woman.

Now, I brought you some options, they're all great,

all of them believable.

But Amber here, I think she'd be a great fit.

I thought you said everyone was gone.

Yeah, I did.

Uh, who's there?

Good evening.

Oh, please, take a seat.

Sit down!

Sit.

It's such an honour to finally meet you...

..Majesty.

Oh, I'm a big fan.

All that Bitcoin I put into your pocket.

Well, now I want it back.

What the hell are you talking about?

This whole operation is bullshit.

Now, what would happen if your loyal viewers found out?

I want my money back.

With interest.

So, how much of that beautiful Bitcoin

has this freak show earned so far?

Uh...

Uh... uh... "Uh?"

I...

Hm?

How much, pendejo? I don't know!

I'm a hired hand! I don't know about the business.

Oh, so, YOU'RE the boss.

What the hell do I need YOU for?

No!

Holy fuck!

So, boss...

..what's it going to be?

If you kill me, you get shit.

True.

But what if I kill your daughter instead?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

I just want the Bitcoin.

Now, be a good mommy, and little Jacky gets to live another day.

Prove to me she's not hurt.

Yeah?

I want to see the girl.

OK.

It's not here.

It's at home.

Shall we?

Come on.

It's OK. It's OK, stay.

Now, THIS is a wallet.

Your recovery phase, please.

There, behind the picture.

Give me the pass code.

Hey!

Margot!

Open the door.

Are you going to let your daughter die because of some stupid Bitcoin?

I will do it!

I'm doing it.

Just don't hurt my daughter.

Give me the fucking code, Margot.

Give me the fucking code, Margot!

I'm shooting this fucking dog. Put the gun down!

Give me the fucking code, Margot!

Time's almost up, my friends - 30 seconds left.

Highest tip wins.

Choose your weapon. Which one is it going to be?

Time is starting to run out. Majesty wants to play!

Oh, we have a winner!

Grrr-eat choice.

Don't do it. You're not a killer, Margot!

Who the fuck are you?

It was your partner - his idea, not mine!

It was not my idea! It was Max's. It was his stupid, fucking idea.

Go look in your office, he's not there!

Go see for yourself - he's not dead!

Margot, please!

You fucker!

Fucking squib.

No, no, no, no!

Please! Please don't. No!

Please don't, please.

Where exactly is my daughter?

She's at Prestige Dry Cleaner's.

It's the dry cleaner's shop at King and Pine. She's safe, she's there.

How many people are there? Just...

How many people are there?!

Just two people - your partner and my guy.

Max and my guy. You don't have to do this, please don't.

Please don't. We're not killers, Margot.

Don't do this, please! She's safe! Awww!

Oh, my God!

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Where's Alex?

Well, have you heard from him?

Fuck!

We should have heard from him by now. You message him?

Just chill the fuck out, man, all right?

Your energy is, like, weirding me out.

Just fuckin' eat something.

Could you just try to contact him, please?!

Where the fuck is he?

You know, if we don't get that wallet, all of this is for nothing?

Just chill, all right? I'm fucking texting him.

Hey, guys, it's Crypto Steve,

bringing you guys the latest cryptocurrency tutorial.

I showed you how to connect your cryptocurrency wallet

to any computer. I'll show you how to send and receive Bitcoin.

Let's get started.

Look - he's on his way.

Chill the fuck out!

After you've copied the receiving address

from your hardware-wallet interface, paste it into the preceding window.

Click "send". The Bitcoin will transfer into your hardware wallet.

Be careful not copy the wrong cryptocurrency.

If you send the wrong cryptocurrency

to your hardware-wallet receiving address,

you can lose the total amount of that transaction for good.

Alex?

Looch?

Looch!

I'll fucking kill her!

I swear to fucking God, I'll do it!

Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

How are you feeling, Max?

See, I'm feeling inspired.

I've decided to take the show in a whole new direction,

a more authentic direction.

See, your good buddy here, well, he was our highest earner ever.

And our viewers are coming back!

Why do you think that is?

We were never going to hurt Jacky.

I swear, it wasn't real.

You have to believe me, OK? It was...

That was a mistake.

I have zero interest in ever hearing your voice again.

I want you to help me create something special for our viewers -

no tricks, no bullshit.

Just you and me, Maxy.

Just you and me.

Now...

..let's get the cameras rolling and make some movie magic.

Jacky?

Don't hang up.

I'm proud of you.

I've left something for you in the house.

It's in the wall vent under the stairs.

Go live the life I couldn't give you.

We both deserve a second chance.

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