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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Hey, dudes. Hey, what's up?
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Just wondering if
you guys have seen me
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and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?
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You guys made another TikTok?
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I think it's really
our best one yet!
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Yeah, nobody really gives a
shit about your TikToks, guys.
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Hey, really great TikTok,
guys! - Oh! Thanks!
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Yeah, it was pretty
amazing. Awesome!
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Well, anyway you guys gotta check
it out when you get a chance!
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See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!
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Hey fellas! Loved
that last TikTok!
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Thanks, Butters!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara!
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Kochi, kochi, kochi!
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Sayonara!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara...
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What the is this?
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Seriously, what the
is this?
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Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien
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are, like, doing
everything together lately?
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Yeah, they're quite the
little team, aren't they?
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I, uh... I'm gonna
inside, guys.
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I'm gonna get some
homework done.
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Wow. I feel really
bad for Stan.
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It's gotta be hard to
suddenly have your best friend
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always hanging
with someone else.
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Mrph.
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I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.
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There's a little voice inside me
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that can't stand to
see my friend suffer.
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.
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Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.
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Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?
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This is the brass section.
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Yeah, I know. I was just...
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I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem with that?
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No, I think it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new
information lately.
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You know, the stuff
that's come out about
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how the Jews stole the
Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people are
actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle have
taken that from them?
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Stop talking to me. When
the Jews came to America
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to escape persecution
in World War II,
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they found that Blacks were
already the underclass in America,
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so they had to invent
a story for themselves
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which they can make
everyone believe...
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because
Kyle runs Hollywood!
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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
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Hey, Stan.
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Guess what. I have
some good news for you.
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What?
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A little magic fairy told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle is
making TikToks with Tolkien.
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Yes, you do.
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But don't worry, Stan. It's
almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little
angel on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.
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Hey, Stan.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Rm! Uh-huh.
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Well, dude, you wanna
sit down? Oh, no sorry.
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I was actually just seeing if you
had a phone charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Thanks, dude!
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Tolkien, I got one, dude!
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The is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna head
back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little
cupid is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!
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Tee hee hee!
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And did you tell him
how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't
work, Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a
good Christian means
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helping people even
when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information
is like spreading love.
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I'll help you get
the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
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♪ All the pretty girls walk
like this, this, this ♪
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♪ This, this ♪
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♪ Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ♪
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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
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Look how many likes we're
getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's this
rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying that, like...
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I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?
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What?
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I told Scott that that's
just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.
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But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude who
has guns for hands
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and we have the first
20 pages written, so...
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You don't really run
Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.
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Because repeating
a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose
of refuting it,
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can make stupid people
think it's valid!
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Holy shit. Kyle
runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood, and
you up the pitch!
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How'd I up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him
what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this school
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That Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say
such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of...
people like Kyle.
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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!
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I'm sorry, why is
it so offensive
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to say who runs Hollywood?
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People like Hollywood.
Hollywood's cool.
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The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.
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Hey! I am telling
you right now, Eric.
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The next time anyone
says anything about
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Kyle running
Hollywood, that person
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Is gonna have two
months detention.
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Two months?!
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Jesus, Mary mother
full of grace.
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You guys really
take this seriously.
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Please help me be the
best Christian I can be.
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All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.
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Please, I can't do this alone.
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Tee hee hee!
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There you are, Cupid Ye!
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Sorry, Eric, I was just busy
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praising our Savior's
name in the music studio!
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The Principal said
I can't talk about
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Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!
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Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.
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That's what they do.
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Who's they?
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Oh right... them.
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Tee hee hee! Jews!
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But Cupid Ye, I have to
get to Tolkien or else
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Stan is gonna be sad forever!
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Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.
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You're such a good
Christian, Eric.
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Thanks.
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Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?
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What do you mean?
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I dunno know, it's just...
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ever since you changed your
name and got all into Jesus,
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you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
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Tee hee hee!
Don't worry, Eric!
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I'm gonna make
everything better!
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Praiiise Jesus!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!
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The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...
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Tee hee hee..
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Huh?
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You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?
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Kyle only cares about money.
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Tee hee hee...
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Mmm?
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Think about it.
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Are you really making
TikToks together,
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or is Kyle profiting off of you?
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It's just like the
lost tribes of Israel.
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Kyle wants to take all the
credit for what you doing.
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Tolkien?
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Oh, Jesus!
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Hey, I didn't see you
at the playground.
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Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.
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Oh yeah, sorry.
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I didn't get the best
sleep last night.
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Everything okay?
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Hey, Kyle! How's
it going, man?
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Good, Jimmy. How are you?
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Great! F-F-Fantastic!
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Is there something
you wanted, Jimmy?
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Oh, yeah!
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I just realized that I've
never given you my headshot.
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You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.
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Anything like what?
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Anything like...
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Anything you might
need my headshot for.
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Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!
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Well, that's not what
everyone's saying.
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Everyone! I do
not run Hollywood!
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Get a clue!
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God dammit! This thing
has gotten out of control!
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Ah, it's not a big deal.
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It's a huge deal!
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It's an attack on my
ethnicity, Tolkien.
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You don't understand!
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I don't understand?
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Yeah, Tolkien.
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There's lots of Black
people in the NBA,
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But nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"
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That's because the NBA
is run by white people!
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Okay, yeah, good point.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?
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Yeah, sure. We
still have time.
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Cool, come on.
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Stan?
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Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.
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Stop talking to me.
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Hey, Ger. You got
a minute to talk?
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Yeah, what's up, Randy?
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Look, I...
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I know that boys will be boys
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and as parents, we
can't always control
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what their personal
decisions are.
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No, of course not.
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I just want you to
know first off that...
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your son is a great kid.
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You know, Stan and Kyle have
always been really close,
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and I know their friendship
has meant so much.
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What's happened, Randy?
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Well, Gerald, I don't know
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if you can just talk
to your son but...
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can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?
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Woke thing?
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I mean, it's been
great in so many ways,
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but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.
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You know, it's like, you
can see through it now.
254
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,613
Audiences want to
be entertained.
255
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,048
They don't want
to be preached at,
256
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,783
and if you're just
doing shows and movies
257
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,585
that have like an
agenda, it's like...
258
00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,921
It's going to keep failing.
259
00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:29,689
Randy, what are
you talking about?
260
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,891
Box office is down,
people are tuning out.
261
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,194
You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.
262
00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:36,629
And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.
263
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,899
"Avatar 2" sucked. It
just sucked, Gerald.
264
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,434
Someone had to be
brave enough to say it.
265
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,904
God dammit! I do not
run Hollywood!
266
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,272
Gerald, can you talk to him?
267
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,607
Kyle, what is he talking about?!
268
00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,209
He's just being an idiot
269
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,477
and listening to what
Eric Cartman said!
270
00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:52,412
I did not hear it
from Eric Cartman.
271
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,548
I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.
272
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,983
Who?!
273
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,419
Our next guest is a world
famous rapper and artist
274
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,721
who claims that the
Jews run Hollywood.
275
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,823
What exactly do
you mean by that?
276
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,626
Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everything
277
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:08,394
we see on TV and the movies.
278
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,663
And why do you not want to
show your face right now?
279
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,332
Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew...
280
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,100
Um, his name is Kyle.
281
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,003
And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
282
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,340
Yeah, and Jews try to
silence people all the time.
283
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:21,574
Especially Black people.
284
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,409
Yeah, especially Black people.
285
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,411
That's because of all the
new information lately.
286
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,180
The new information about
how the chosen people
287
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,181
were actually Africans.
288
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,415
So, you know, Black people
289
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,784
have really been
hurt by the Jews.
290
00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:32,819
Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.
291
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,654
Yeah, so... Whoa,
whoa, Cupid Ye.
292
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:35,922
That's going a bit too far.
293
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,423
He's just trying to be shocking.
294
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,425
What are you watching, honey?
295
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,462
I have no idea.
296
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:49,602
♪ Mommy? ♪
♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪
297
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,138
♪ Can I get Roblox
on my Xbox? ♪
298
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,808
♪ Sure thing, Caillou,
as long as it's free ♪
299
00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,343
♪ Oh, for sure,
it is for free ♪
300
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,179
Okay, wait, wait,
cut. Hang on.
301
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,181
Let's try it again. I
think you forgot the words.
302
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:03,449
Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.
303
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,784
I didn't get the best
sleep last night.
304
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,286
Maybe I should do the mom part.
305
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:07,854
Nah, you do the kid
part. It's funnier.
306
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,723
Okay, yeah. I guess
you call the shots.
307
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,192
What's that supposed to mean?
308
00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:14,861
Just means you're in charge.
309
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,362
Oh, I'm in charge,
310
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,031
Like I control things?
311
00:13:18,032 --> 00:13:20,567
Huh, are you gonna start
saying I run Hollywood now too?
312
00:13:20,568 --> 00:13:22,168
I didn't say you run Hollywood.
313
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,304
And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.
314
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,572
You're sick of hearing it?
315
00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:27,040
Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.
316
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,575
Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?
317
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,810
You of all people should
have some compassion.
318
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,846
Oh, really? Why me
of all people, Kyle?
319
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,380
You seriously don't know why?
320
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,549
You know that Jews have
stood alongside Blacks
321
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,318
since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?
322
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:39,986
What does that have
to do with anything?
323
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,921
I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.
324
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,223
'Cause you're like...
325
00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:46,192
'Cause I'm like what? Black?
326
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,061
Oh my God, this is so awesome.
327
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,495
Whatever, Tolkien.
328
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,730
Now you're gonna
act like I somehow
329
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:51,998
did something wrong to you.
330
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,700
No, you didn't do it to me.
331
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,401
It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.
332
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,736
You people?
333
00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:58,371
No, it works that
way for you people!
334
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,673
You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!
335
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,442
I don't wanna make
TikToks with you anymore!
336
00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:03,743
Good!
337
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:05,946
Good!
338
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:08,915
We did it.
339
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,450
I can't believe we did it.
340
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:13,519
Praise Christ! They'll
probably never talk again!
341
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,855
And now Stan can have
his best friend back.
342
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:19,092
Yeah, and we can
spread our Nazi message
343
00:14:19,093 --> 00:14:20,293
all over the world!
344
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,362
Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.
345
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:23,863
You mean our Christian message.
346
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,566
It's the same thing. Christian
message, Nazi message.
347
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,268
Hitler was a great Christian.
348
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:29,769
Cupid Ye, are you okay?
349
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,070
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
350
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,572
I mean it.
351
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:34,307
People have to die so that
the better races can live.
352
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:38,044
Okay, Cupid Ye. Time
to go back inside.
353
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,879
Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
354
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,748
Come on, let's go, Ye.
355
00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,049
I don't think so, dawg!
356
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,952
Let's go torch
some mother!
357
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:56,096
Deathcon one, bitches!
358
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,564
Yeeee?!
359
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,505
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
360
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,274
Oh, shit.
361
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,445
Yeah?
362
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,682
Stan! We aren't safe!
363
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,784
What?
364
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,185
He's totally gone crazy.
365
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,687
I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!
366
00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:21,754
Reason with who?
367
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,323
Stan, listen to me.
368
00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:25,425
There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
369
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:28,428
He said it was to be a
good Christian, but...
370
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,930
But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuse
371
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,833
to be a racist piece of shit.
372
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,368
What did you do?
373
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,136
Not me, Stan!
374
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,640
This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...
375
00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,041
There's a little magic angel
376
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,477
that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.
377
00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:47,180
He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.
378
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:48,514
But this year is different.
379
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,783
Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.
380
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,886
And I have to find a way to
get him back on his meds.
381
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,321
Dude, Cartman, are you okay?
382
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,789
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
383
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,858
Stan, do you believe
in Santa Claus?
384
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,059
Yeah.
385
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,661
Do you believe in
the Easter Bunny?
386
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:03,062
I guess so.
387
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,298
Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...
388
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,800
and there's no telling what
Cupid Ye is capable of.
389
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,388
Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!
390
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:21,324
Here's a Valentine for you, Red!
391
00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:26,028
Ah, Valentine's
day. Isn't it nice?
392
00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,664
Love is in the air!
393
00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:35,170
♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪
394
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,239
♪ I ain't sayin'
she's a gold digger ♪
395
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,709
♪ But she ain't messin'
with no broke Jew ♪
396
00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,180
Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!
397
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,848
Hey! Asshole!
398
00:16:46,849 --> 00:16:49,184
Other people need to
use the bathroom, too!
399
00:16:56,326 --> 00:16:58,393
Whoa... Dude...
400
00:16:58,394 --> 00:17:00,162
Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!
401
00:17:00,163 --> 00:17:01,396
What the hell?!
402
00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:02,864
How about a little
anti-Semitism?
403
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:04,133
Ugh!
404
00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:09,071
Aahghgghgh!!!!
405
00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:10,872
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
406
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:13,876
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
407
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,555
What is that?!
408
00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:31,960
Tolkien!
409
00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:33,428
Tolkien, I need to talk to you.
410
00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:34,696
About what?
411
00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:36,965
Tolkien... I owe
you an apology.
412
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:38,767
Someone has been
messing with you...
413
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,035
and it was all for me.
414
00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:41,603
I don't get it.
415
00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:44,306
I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.
416
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,652
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
417
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:06,228
Attention, students!
418
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:08,664
There is a giant
bee in the school!
419
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:10,732
Get somewhere safe!
There's a giant bee!
420
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,401
Oh, Jesus, here it is!
421
00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:14,136
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
422
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,338
Oh,
God! It's a bee!!
423
00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:18,274
Look, there he is!
424
00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:23,713
What do you think
you're doing, Kyle?
425
00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:26,481
W-What do you mean?
426
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,450
A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
427
00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:30,318
What were you thinking??
428
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,921
How many more superheroes
do you think we need?!
429
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,656
Mario
Brothers, Kyle?!
430
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:37,827
You seriously can't do
better than Mario Brothers?!
431
00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:42,464
That's enough, you guys!
432
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:43,498
Tolkien?
433
00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:44,700
I'm sorry, Kyle.
434
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:46,268
It's not his fault, it's mine!
435
00:18:46,269 --> 00:18:48,804
I was jealous of you
guys and your TikToks.
436
00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:52,140
What are you waiting for?!
Let's jack up these mofos!
437
00:18:52,141 --> 00:18:54,843
Holy shit! What
the hell is that?!
438
00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:56,546
Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
439
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,718
Time to take your meds.
440
00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:04,953
No! Those are how
people control me!
441
00:19:04,954 --> 00:19:07,890
You're taking your meds,
Ye, one way or another!
442
00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:13,995
No! I'm not taking...
443
00:19:13,996 --> 00:19:15,197
You're taking your
medication! Let me go!
444
00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:16,665
I'm not t... You're
taking it, Ye!
445
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,734
Swallow it! Swallow it!
446
00:19:18,735 --> 00:19:20,001
Swallow it! Swallow it!
447
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:30,179
Ye? Ye?
448
00:19:36,352 --> 00:19:37,719
Eric?
449
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,087
Cupid me?!
450
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:41,124
You guys! It's
Cupid me! He's back!
451
00:19:42,525 --> 00:19:44,259
What day is it?
452
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,995
Why it's Valentine's
Day, Cupid me!
453
00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:48,263
Valentines Day?!
454
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,332
Well, then, I need
to get to work!
455
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,534
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee! Yeah!
456
00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:56,738
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
457
00:20:03,513 --> 00:20:06,047
We have a young man who
is joining us here today
458
00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:08,750
to talk about stereotypes
459
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:11,052
and the harm that
they can bring.
460
00:20:11,053 --> 00:20:14,523
Young man, what is your message?
461
00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:17,759
My message is, we can't
control what people say.
462
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:22,063
So we have to be smart about
what we choose to believe.
463
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,099
If one idiot says
that a certain group
464
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,768
"runs Hollywood," look into it.
465
00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:30,539
With very minimal effort, you
will find that "Hollywood"
466
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,940
is a multi-tiered industry
467
00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:33,442
run by tens of
thousands of people
468
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:36,578
from all over the world.
469
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:39,614
In the past, Jews were shut
out of most professions.
470
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,883
So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back then
471
00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:44,452
was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.
472
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,221
Those Jews eventually moved West
473
00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:47,923
and started the
first movie studios
474
00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:50,559
when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.
475
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,960
And their descendants
476
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:53,895
are now a decent
percentage of the thousands
477
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,833
of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.
478
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:01,336
This young man
479
00:21:01,337 --> 00:21:04,339
has said in plain words what
so many of us in Hollywood
480
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:07,475
have been trying to get
people to understand.
481
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:10,145
To hear it all so plain,
and so passionate.
482
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:13,148
This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.
483
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:14,583
You know what I think?
484
00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:16,518
I think this kid
should run Hollywood!
485
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,119
Yeah!
486
00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:23,491
Whoa, whoa...
Wait, what? Whoa.
487
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,760
- Let him run Hollywood!
- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
488
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:28,697
- Come on!
- Let him do it!
489
00:21:28,698 --> 00:21:30,532
God damn it.
490
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,634
Let the Jew run it!
491
00:21:32,635 --> 00:21:34,769
Let the Jew run it!
492
00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:36,838
Let the Jew run it!
493
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,974
Let the Jew run it!!
494
00:21:38,975 --> 00:21:40,976
Let the Jew run it!
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