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Is it true you always win the lottery if you come here?

It is. I won every time.

(I won the lottery every time.)

My leg's been giving me pain for years.

No doctor could cure me.

But then I visited Shaman Sa-ming.

He was able to cure it instantly.

(I was cured.)

How is that again? Did the shaman provide you with treatment?

That's it. He told me the mind is the master of the body.

If the mind is strong,

we have unlimited control of the body.

I'd been going to major hospitals for treatment for years to no avail.

As soon as I started seeing the shaman,

he performed a ritual to summon the mind

to let it become the master.

My leg healed instantly.

(The mind is the master.)

Some people say it's nonsense that I believe in.

(Personal beliefs and opinions. Viewer discretion is advised.)

But at the same time, if I've been winning the lottery constantly,

then I'd rather believe in nonsense.

(Feel free to call it nonsense.)

Once you win the lottery,

you feel grateful.

So I'd donate some of the winnings to the shaman

and to other people.

Why do you think?

So that I can accumulate enough merit to move forward.

Because true wealth

isn't money.

But it's merit.

(Merit is true wealth.)

- Mm. - Wow.

- I just got it. - That's awesome.

It's good.

- Which one is it? - It's nice.

Hey.

Do you wear anything around your neck?

- Nothing. - Not even an amulet?

You should have one due to your line of work.

Do you want one?

I guess.

I'll bring you along.

- All right? - Sure.

Okay.

Uh, Bird?

Oh? Oliver!

Come on. Want a drink?

Uh, well...

- Come and have a seat. - Well, I...

What's all this hesitation? Sit down if you want to talk.

Come on.

What do you want? Any lime?

We won the jackpot.

But we're undocumented immigrants.

We don't have Thai national ID cards.

So we asked our boss, Bird, for help.

But after that...

You haven't seen that lottery ticket since.

Here.

As far as I've heard, I think

this guy, Bird, must be in league with influential people.

That's why he was able to bring you here illegally for work.

This is not an easy job.

I'll have to ask for one million baht

if you'd like to hire us.

We don't have any money.

But thank you for listening.

You can pay us later

once we're able to cash the ticket in for you.

Deal?

Are you saying...

I'm accepting the job.

We'll find a way to get the lottery ticket back to you.

Okay.

- Hello, sir. - Hey.

Yes, I got it. See you.

(Shaman Sa-ming's Ashram)

(Shaman Sa-ming's Ashram)

Yes.

(Shaman Sa-ming's Ashram. A Divine Avatar of the Buddha.)

Woah.

Om.

Om.

The mind is the master,

and the body is the servant.

Everything is conjured up by the mind.

Do both of you

have faith as well?

Yes! Well...

It's... it's so...

awesome in there! Can I join the ritual?

- Of course. - It looks so great inside!

I've always wanted to win the lottery.

And I think today...

is an amazing opportunity for me.

So can I

go inside as well?

Of course. After you.

- Please. - I can just go in?

- Of course. - Right now?

- Yes. - Is it scary?

A little bit.

After you.

Please head inside.

What do most people come to you for?

(Personal beliefs and opinions. Viewer discretion is advised.)

People need the motivation to keep on living.

They mostly come for advice

on money or fortune.

And how do you predict the winning lottery numbers?

There's holy water at our ashram.

Once someone's attained their faith,

they'll be able to interpret the numbers from the magic candles.

We call it the holy water swirling ritual.

So it's up to their interpretation?

You don't offer them the numbers yourself?

Who'd be able to do that?

It's all conjured up by the mind.

The mind

is in control of everything.

If your mind is empty and enlightened,

the number will be as clear as day.

The minds of many people who came here

are already empty and enlightened.

And they win the lottery.

(An empty and enlightened mind)

And what do you think of the people who think coming to you is nonsense?

The Buddha was able to take seven steps after he was born.

Isn't that considered nonsense?

(Is taking seven steps after birth nonsensical?)

Who wants to be unwell?

We don't!

Who wants to be poor?

We don't!

Who wants to be rich?

We do!

During the holy water swirling ritual last time,

one of my disciples

whose mind was empty

and enlightened

saw numbers

that helped alleviate his sufferings.

He won the jackpot!

- Whoa! - Wow!

Everyone's probably wondering

if what I just said is true or not.

I'll let him answer your questions in person.

Everyone accuses me of believing in nonsense.

They talk negatively about the shaman.

But you know what?

The shaman saved my life.

And this

is the jackpot!

- Oh! - Whoa!

Use your phone to look it up if you don't believe me.

It doesn't belong to you.

Feast your eyes on it.

And before I cash it in,

I want you to see

that if our minds are empty

and enlightened,

you can be as successful as I am as well.

- Oh! - Wow!

And today, I'd like to donate

one-hundred thousand baht to the shaman!

- Whoa! - Wow!

Are you ready to make merit with me?

- Yes! - Yes!

Here you are.

Prib,

can I borrow 100 baht?

Shaman,

there are new people here today.

Mm.

Om!

Whoa!

What was that?

Money?

What's going on?

Today,

I'm going to perform a ritual

to find out about the guardian angels

of the new people.

- Whoa - Me, please!

Me!

You!

Yes, you. The woman in blue pants.

Huh?

- Boss, Boss... - What's all the dillydallying?

- Go on, Prib. Go! - No! No!

This is part of your job.

Okay.

Pick up the pace.

Come here.

Okay.

Sit down.

Oh?

Come closer.

- Closer. - That might be close enough.

Oh, okay.

Bird.

Close your eyes.

Om!

Om!

Om!

Om!

Ah!

Ah! What?

- Whoa! - Ooh!

Did you feel like someone was touching you?

- Where? - Here.

Right here.

Did I just touch this woman?

- You didn't! - Not at all!

You didn't touch her at all!

So that means

you have a guardian angel.

Huh? Me?

Your mind shall be empty

and enlightened.

Take it.

Go.

Thank you.

After you.

The mind is the master, and the body is the servant.

I wish both of you

a safe voyage.

Go home and meditate

until your mind is pure.

Sure. I'll train my mind and meditate until...

Uh, it's so blindingly

enlightened.

After you.

- Please. - Yes!

Oh, Boss!

- There are a lot of new people. - Indeed.

Tons of people have come.

Right. Bird,

so is that lottery ticket real?

Where did you get it?

I'm not telling!

Come on. You're so stingy!

I guess you're rich and don't care about us anymore.

Yeesh.

Hey, don't forget to check if everything's ready for tomorrow.

Okay. Stand by, okay?

All done.

By the way,

when are you going to cash in the lottery ticket?

Maybe tomorrow after work.

I've already donated 100,000 baht to the shaman. I need a return.

Ready?

They gave me the Wealth Incantation.

I might need to chant it for a dozen times

to become rich.

Boss, don't break that!

What's the rush, Yod the Horrible?

Jenny?

Hello.

What's a cop like you doing in a place like this?

I'm conducting an inspection of the ashram.

Someone informed us

about the lack of transparency regarding the donations.

Anyway, what are you doing around here?

It's secret.

You're still the same as always.

And you, what's your name?

Uh, my name's Pribprao.

Be careful of this guy.

You might get dumped all of a sudden.

Oh,

I'm not his girlfriend.

I'm... I'm his secretary.

Jen, uh...

Captain,

we're ready to head in.

Mm.

Boss, why are the cops here?

Let's go.

Do I really look that much like your girlfriend?

- Get in. - All right.

Ah!

I'm sorry.

- Hang on. A cop? - Mm.

And what are we going to do?

Not a clue.

Right. Buay, Auntie Penn.

Back then,

Boss used to have a nickname.

"Yod the Horrible".

Really?

Yes!

Yod the Horrible?

What's horrible?

- What's horrible about him? - Well, he's horrible.

He's so unforgivably horrible.

- Guys. - Huh?

Get ready for the meeting.

What meeting? What's it about?

- What meeting is it? - I don't know.

He's still horrible as always.

I can vouch for that.

- I... - We're having a meeting!

- Yes, Boss! - Let's go, or we'll be in trouble.

(Lottery Ticket Retrieval Mission)

I'll say it again. Our goal is to retrieve a lottery ticket.

We're lucky.

Bird hasn't cashed it in yet.

But he's using it to attract faith from the villagers.

Let's just call it a con.

Any misfortune?

There's some as well.

And that is.

Bird's going to cash it in tomorrow after the ritual.

And our plan

is that we're going to mess up the shaman's ritual

and cause as much chaos as possible.

Pribprao and I are going to handle this.

Pribprao,

don't do anything unless I ask you to.

Understood, Boss.

Buay, you're in the same position.

Hack the ashram's CCTV cameras and provide outside support.

Roger that.

And the last one is you, Auntie Penn.

It's a very important job. Please listen carefully.

I'd like you to snatch the ticket from Bird.

All of our hope

rests upon your shoulders.

(Shaman Sa-ming)

The 16th day of each month, there's a divine fund ritual.

We're told to put money into the water jar

and to bring an envelope with money every month.

Some people have received more money than what they've given.

What do you mean by that?

Is it like receiving interest from the bank?

That's right. All of us have faith.

We keep on putting in the money.

I put in 10,000 baht

but there was only 2,000 baht in the envelope.

(I put in 10,000 baht)

(but received only 2,000 baht.)

It can be divided into two cases.

One,

the person's mind imagined themselves putting in 10,000 baht

when in fact, they put in 2,000 baht.

Or two,

the person has an impure

and immoral mind.

So the amount decreases after they put in the money.

Do you mind if we look at the CCTV footage for transparency?

(Personal beliefs and opinions. Viewer discretion is advised.)

No,

there are no CCTV cameras here.

The shaman's cunning. He had all the CCTV cameras removed.

Huh?

Never mind. Just be careful of the cops and his disciples.

Copy, bro.

Let's go. It's time.

- Hey! - Wha!

You again, Yodyuth!

Why are you here again?

Sergeant,

go outside and hold the fort.

I'll catch up with you.

Huh?

- Captain, but... - It's okay.

If anything happens, I'll take full responsibility.

Go on.

Move out.

What are you trying

to retrieve this time?

I'm retrieving the people's faith.

So they can have faith in themselves again.

I feel sorry for them, Jenny.

They've been conned for so long.

So my mission today is to expose Shaman Sa-ming.

This is the truth.

And...

what are you doing here?

Can you tell me now?

I have some evidence from our inspection of the ashram yesterday.

And today, I'm here to bring everyone in for questioning.

And I think if I dig deeper,

I'll find out it has something to do with a human trafficking case.

I'm begging you, Jenny.

Can you not do anything just yet? Give me an hour.

You're intervening with a police investigation.

I'm asking you to trust me one last time.

This is really the last.

I believe that if my plan is successful,

it's going to be useful for you too.

Thirty minutes.

That's all I'm giving you.

For real?

- Seriously? - Let's hurry.

Huh?

Boss!

The chanting is already fifteen minutes.

It's going to take a while to walk too.

The mind is the master,

and the body is the servant.

These tamarind leaves can be transformed into money

if your mind is empty

and enlightened like mine.

So if my mind isn't empty,

then I won't be able to do what you can do, will I?

What do you want?

See this, everyone.

What's going on?

- Huh? - What?

How can he do that?

Huh? That's money.

What just happened?

Everyone, it was just a magic trick.

Just hide the money in your hand first. Anyone can do it.

There's no need to have an empty mind or anything.

The shaman is just a conman!

Hey!

How dare you insult the shaman?

He never conned anyone!

Here.

This is a winning lottery ticket.

I'm showing this to everyone.

It's you guys who are the conmen!

That's right.

Conmen!

It's just a magic trick!

Chastise him.

Conmen!

Conmen!

Conmen!

Let go of me!

Get him!

You fools!

I am the real Shaman Sa-ming.

- Huh? - What?

You're being fooled by these kids.

- Is he a fake? - Who's the real one?

Don't believe her!

I am the real Shaman Sa-ming.

How dare you!

You are just a lowly mortal

impersonating me.

Don't believe her.

How long have you been impersonating me?

I am going to expose you today!

The real Shaman Sa-ming is me!

It's not true!

If you're the real deal, then take this!

Who did you say

is the fake one?

Then I guess you can't be harmed with weapons either!

Ah! Huh?

What's going on?

Drop your weapon! Freeze, this is the police!

Hey!

- What? - Hey, Bird!

Where are you going?

Don't go!

- Don't go, Bird! - Duck!

Hey! Boss!

Boss, that way!

- That way! - You stupid kid!

Stop!

Yodyuth!

Which way did Bird go?

Jenny,

we've agreed I'd get 30 minutes. It hasn't been that long.

Then I'll have to arrest you

for intervening.

And the last one is you, Auntie Penn.

It's a very important job.

Please listen carefully.

Whose grandma is this?

Aw,

you're acting tough.

I'd like you to snatch the ticket from Bird.

All of our hope rests upon your shoulders.

Bring it on!

Then I'll have to arrest you

for intervening.

Jenny...

Yod, I've got the lottery ticket.

Bye-bye.

Mm.

All of the guys in the shaman's gang have been arrested.

But Bird, one of the perpetrators,

claimed his lottery ticket disappeared.

Do you know anything about it?

That ticket

is in the hand of its true owner now.

I guess I won't be able to change your mind.

About what?

About letting the system runs its course sometimes.

Jenny,

if the system were good,

I wouldn't have to do something like this.

I understand about your dad, Yodyuth.

- But... - You'll never understand.

Someone who's straight-laced like you

will never understand.

All right.

I'll let you off the hook this time.

But next time,

there will be no warning,

Return Man.

See you later, Captain.

Please keep your wound dry for now.

I will. Thank you.

You can be so crazy sometimes.

So? Can I have a look?

I don't know how I was able to do that.

But it hurts like hell now.

You'll get better soon.

Right, Doctor. There's one thing that's still bothering me.

- Mm. - Well,

it's about that shaman's trick.

- The trick you told me. - That's right.

I really felt

he was touching me.

- I'm confused. - But I know what it is.

It's a trick to test if we're telepathically connected.

Do you want to give it a try?

Kae? Kae?

Can you be the witness

and see if I actually touched her?

Of course.

Now, close your eyes.

Why should I?

Come on. Just do it.

No, this is scary!

Give it a go.

- All right. - Here.

Let's get started.

- No pranking! - Okay, I won't.

Ah!

All right. Open your eyes.

Did I touch your face?

On the nose.

Kae, did I touch her?

No, you didn't.

You just moved your hand in circles around her face

and then touched your nose.

It's not true.

You two definitely agreed on this before.

Thank you, Kae.

How did it happen?

- You want to know? - Yes.

I'll give you an answer then.

You don't have to close your eyes.

- Ready? - Okay.

Here it goes.

Oh.

Okay. I understand it now.

Then,

I touched your nose as well.

Mm.

See?

We're quite telepathically connected.

Are you guys finished?

A while ago.

Don't forget your medication

- at the pharmacy. - Okay.

And don't forget to look after yourself too.

Don't overexert yourself again.

Yes, sir.

Thanks so much.

Take good care of her, okay?

How are you feeling?

Painful.

Oops.

Who's touching my nose?

Come on. Let's get your medication.

(Pharmacy)

Can I ask you something?

Didn't it hurt

when you stopped the incense with your hand?

No.

It actually hurt like hell.

I was in so much pain.

And why did you go that far?

Are you worried you'd be out of a job?

Of course.

You're always threatening to dock my points.

Didn't you say I'll be fired if I run out of them?

So I have to prove how serious I am about this job.

Serious? Or crazy?

Are you calling me crazy too?

- Do I look that crazy? - You are crazy.

What ordinary person would use their bare hand to stop incense?

It's a bare hand versus incense, you know.

Everyone's worried about you. Do you know that?

And are you worried about me too?

Of course.

Even though it can be risky working for Return Man,

as a full-time employee,

you shouldn't risk yourself to the point you get injured.

Don't do something like that again, okay?

Yes, sir.

Hm?

Hold on.

Did you say "full-time employee" just now?

Or am I hearing things?

(Pribprao Pimonpisud, Secretary)

Welcome to Return Man, Pribprao.

Thank you so much, Boss!

I'm so excited!

I promise I'm going to devote my life to working for you.

I'll never, ever disappoint you, Boss.

This is so cool!

That's a nice number.

Ms. Pribprao at Counter Three, please.

Go and get your medication.

Boss, what about...

What about the cost of the medication?

- Can I borrow some money? - Oh!

We don't have social security yet. Pay out of your pocket for now.

Catch up with me once you're done.

(X-ray Room)

Well then. I have to excuse myself, sir.

Please.

Have a seat, Captain.

This is already the third or fourth case, sir.

In the last few months since my promotion,

I've have only been assigned to cases of illegal lottery, fraud,

and the ascetic conning of villagers.

And what is the problem?

I believe if I get to handle more significant cases

and not small cases that even sergeants can deal with...

I'll be frank, sir.

I'd like to be more useful to the force.

And what is bad about small cases?

You're helping people as well.

But Dad,

I didn't want to be a cop like how you've planned out for me.

Jen!

I have a meeting with the district representative

in ten minutes.

I'll have to get going.

Oh.

Don't forget

you're still new here, Captain Jen.

If I were you,

I'd be satisfied with the work I'm doing.

Because if you were to handle a case you weren't assigned to,

(Investigation Report)

you might unintentionally

step on someone's toes.

I hope you understand my good intentions.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm sorry for wasting your time.

First prize

for May 16, 2023.

The winning number is

three-four-two

eight-eight-three.

Three-four-two

- eight-eight-three. - Why isn't it the number we have?

I thought I'd get to go frolicking somewhere else.

But I'm still stuck here in the end.

Oh!

This is as much as I have.

Please help me.

What would you like us to retrieve?

- Sir! - What's wrong, sir?

Why does it have to be Khanom Sai Sai?

There's no way you're going to find it, Dad.

Stop being stubborn and be realistic.

I've never seen you fail in retrieving something.

- Huh? - Prib!

Prib!

Hey, Met! Keep a lookout for me!

- Oh, shoot! - Oh, shoot!