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All done.

But please bring a relative with you next time.

Okay.

Ms. Sujira at Counter three, please.

I shouldn't have worn this one today.

The air-conditioning here is freezing.

Wear a jacket then.

Here.

It'll keep you warm.

Thanks for coming with me.

There's no need to thank me.

Mm.

Here. See?

Who would tie your shoelaces if I didn't come with you?

Yod, where's the rest of the money?

I'm not trying to make an excuse, Honey.

But...

Work's been horrible lately.

I had to pay out of pocket for our last mission too.

Therefore,

I'd like to ask for your understanding.

I guess you had to pay out of pocket

because of your new hire.

How many times have I told you to hire someone professional

and not just some rando?

Should we do it this way?

If you can't pay me by the end of the day,

then you have to go on a date with me.

If you go out with me,

I can assure you

you won't even have to pay rent.

The utilities will be covered.

I'll even renovate your office.

Don't forget the fact

that you can rent this place rather inexpensively

because of whom.

I never forgot about that, Honey.

But, as for the date...

Yod!

Uh...

Isn't there a mission scheduled for today?

Huh?

It's today.

It's an easy, one-day task with instant payment.

Oh!

- Oh, thanks! Thanks so much! - No problem.

Honey, I have a mission to attend to.

But it's an easy one.

I can get it done by today.

I'll pay up as soon as it's finished.

- I'll be right back. Let's go. - See you, Yod!

- You have to come with me. - Huh? Yod!

- Boss... - Yod! Yod!

Uh-oh, Yod.

You rushed out without doing any research first.

(Chaichamnarn's Grocery)

Right? What even is this case?

How much is the pay going to be?

Come on. Let's head in.

- Wha! - Hey!

Ahem.

Is point-docking even necessary?

Oh, all right. Okay.

How many do I have left?

Three points? Three...

Oh, I'm doomed.

Work hard today.

I know.

- Hey! - Ah!

My back's killing me. Oh?

Uh, hello.

I'm Yodyuth from Return Man. No worries. We'll get it back.

Are you Mr. Wutthichai?

What? Did I forget my insurance payment again?

I thought I'd been paying on time.

That's not it.

We're from Return Man.

You contacted us because you'd like to retrieve an item.

Well then. Excuse me.

According to the information I've received,

you'd like us to retrieve letters from

the "Old Crone"

living in the apartment from across the road.

What's the name of

this "Old Crone"?

It's Ju.

Mentioning her is already making me mad.

She's keeping a stack of letters I wrote her when I was young.

I don't even know why she's doing that.

So I'd like to have them back.

Just you wait.

Once I've got my hands on them,

I'm going to burn them all!

Okay then.

Do you mind if I ask a few more questions?

Have you ever tried asking her directly?

Of course.

But she told me to go upstairs and get them from her apartment.

It's on the sixth floor,

My legs aren't great, yet she told me to go up.

I don't know why she's being so possessive of them.

We've been living separately for a while now.

Uh, can I say something?

I think the reason she's keeping the letters

is probably because she's still in love with you.

I'm sorry.

I think Ju probably has her own reasons.

But I can guarantee you one-hundred percent

we'll be able to retrieve the letters for you.

- Thank you so much. - Okay then.

We'll need half of the payment in advance. Is that okay?

I'm not worried about money.

But I'm more worried

about you.

Me?

Ju hates men!

Get out!

Don't you know this is a female-only apartment building?

Well? Are you still here?

I can't go anywhere, can I?

You men always sneak in to see your women.

Remember that. Haven't you heard about me?

I'm Ju, nicknamed "Flying Knives".

(Ju, Flying Knives)

(No men allowed upstairs at all times.)

Yodyuth,

how can we go in and get the letters

if she hates men so much?

Well, I guess

I'll have to take matters into my hands.

What are you going to do?

Oh?

Well, I'm the only woman on the team right now.

And this is a female-only apartment.

I might be able to earn more points if I go in.

Hold it right there.

We'd be stuck until next month if I let you fly solo.

And instead of getting the letters,

there might be a court warrant delivered to the company

for breaking and entering.

Wow.

Are you looking down on my capability?

Do you think I'm that useless?

- Exactly. - I agree.

Actually,

your skin's quite nice.

There's only one apartment vacant

on the second floor. Would you like to check it out?

Oh, yes. I'd like to.

Well then. Should we go upstairs and have a look, Yody...

Y...

Yodya.

(Yodya)

(Pribprao)

(Praoprib)

Are you sick?

You're not saying much.

Oh? Oh?

You're as big as an athlete,

but somehow you got sick.

That's true. She's got heaps of medals at her house.

She's even on the national team.

- Anyway, let's go upstairs. - The national team?

What kind of sport?

It's pétanque.

- Pétanque? - Yes!

If it's pétanque,

then I'd definitely know her.

Because I'm a fan

of the pétanque national team.

She really is a fan.

I'll recognize her if she takes off her mask.

Let me see your face. Do it!

Uh, ma'am!

My friend

just had some plastic surgery done.

Right on the mouth. Like, a lip reshaping.

The wounds are still fresh,

so she doesn't look too great.

- Anyway, let's go upstairs. - Oh.

A lip...

A lip reshaping? Like what celebrities usually get?

Exactly!

All right. I'll show you the apartment.

Just do anything to give me ten minutes.

What are you laughing about? Do you want your points docked?

Well, it's a bit of a lost cause.

If I didn't have to try and earn money by today...

I know. It's only ten minutes. I'll help you.

Actually...

You're quite beautiful.

Oh, ma'am!

Uh...

You're working as a supervisor here.

Uh...

Is your house far away from here?

I live here.

I'm in the first building on the sixth floor.

- Oh, that one? - Mm.

- Oh. - Mm.

Oh, ma'am!

Where's your apartment on the sixth floor?

You'll spot it when you're up there. It's not difficult to find.

I mean, I...

I'd like some details.

Like, go up to the sixth floor, then the left or right corridor?

So I'll be able to find it easily.

Go up to the sixth floor,

then look to the right.

- Mm. - Oh, thank you.

Well then. I'll have to go to the bathroom.

That voice...

That voice is...

Achoo!

My voice is probably unrecognizable to you.

I'm a little bit sick.

Oh.

I completely forgot.

- I'm old now. I can be forgetful. - Right?

I thought you were a man in disguise.

Oh, absolutely not!

Anyway, I have to go to the bathroom.

Where is it?

The closest is downstairs on the right.

Okay.

Can you please open up the apartment now?

I'll go inside and have a look.

You'll spot it when you're up there. It's not difficult to find.

- Go up to the sixth floor, - Sixth floor...

- then look to the right. - Right?

Sir, once I get inside her apartment,

do you remember where the letters are?

If everything's still the same,

they'll probably be inside the metal box.

When is he going to finish?

- By the way... - Yes! Ma'am?

Are you going to take the apartment now?

Or are you going to decide with your friend?

Oh.

I... I think.

I'm going to wait for her.

It's strange, though. She's been gone for five minutes.

Is she constipated?

Oh, that's right.

She's been constipated for several days.

It's rather uncomfortable.

All right. I'll go back to my place and find her some medicine.

Thank you so much.

Ah.

Back to her place? Ma'am!

Ma'am!

Ma'am! Ma'am, it's okay!

- Ma'am! She's fine! - I'll get the medicine.

I'll call her.

(Romance in Pink)

Ma'am?

It's okay. I don't want to be a bother.

Let's go downstairs, okay?

It's not a problem.

Since you're about to move in, I have to take good care of you.

(Call)

(Do Not Enter)

Hello? Yodya!

Are you done? Hurry up and come out, okay?

Oh, you are?

Okay, okay!

Ma'am, my friend's done. Let's...

Ah!

Oh no.

Give this medicine to your friend.

Oh, thank you.

Wait for me downstairs.

Uh...

- Wait downstairs. - Okay.

(No Men Allowed Upstairs At All Times)

Phew! It's so hot!

Boss, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

I tried to stall her as long as I could.

Don't fire me or dock any more points! Please?

Ah!

I've come up with a good plan.

Huh?

Wasn't that a good enough plan just now?

Boss, wait! Boss!

Boss?

Thanks so much.

Oh, hey!

What are you doing?

What?

Aren't you going to burn them anyway?

Indeed.

But I'm thinking.

I'm going to burn them myself.

I guess you're not feeling like you suddenly want to keep them

even though you wanted to burn them all at first?

Don't worry, sir.

We provide top-notch service.

I'll handle it. I'm going to burn them till they're just ashes.

I lied!

I lied! I lied!

I lied!

I lied!

I didn't really want to burn them.

I was just worried I'd forget to take them.

You're actually

still in love with Ju, aren't you?

I'll never forget how much I love her.

But nothing in life is permanent.

The same goes for life as a couple.

Even though she doesn't love me anymore,

I'd like to read the letters again.

That's all.

Ju

is still in love with you too, Chai.

When I was trying to retrieve the letters,

she was happily

reading your letters as well.

(I'd like to address this letter to you, Ju, )

(so you can read it when you think of me.)

Oh, hey!

Why did you burn them?

Calm down, Chai.

These aren't real. They're fake.

You almost gave me a heart attack.

Did you just trick an old man with fake letters?

The third rule of Return Man.

We'll never steal items owned by someone else.

When you contacted us,

you didn't read the rules, did you?

No,

I didn't.

Even though the letters technically belong to you,

in this case,

you and Ju are the joint owners

because you

gave her the letters

willingly.

Am I correct?

Yes.

Um, and...

What should we do then?

This isn't easy.

But it's not difficult either.

It's also up to Chai and Ju.

If we help

them

reconcile,

the letters

will follow.

Let's retrieve the original letters

in a serious way.

Your plan is quite cool.

Psychology

can be so deep.

By the way, how did you pull it off?

What did I do?

Well,

you like, faked your voice. How did you do that?

Um...

I used to stutter when I was a kid.

And I grew up watching TV,

so I tried to imitate the voices

and somehow I just got it.

That's it?

Is it weird?

All right. I'll show you.

Ahem.

I can also make my voice really low.

Hey!

Here's another.

I can do an old man's voice too.

Whoa.

Mm.

It's hilarious, isn't it?

It's not really that useful, more like nonsensical.

Says who?

This is super, super special.

Why didn't you tell me in the first place?

Are you for real?

Of course. It's very cool.

All right. Let me try.

Well? Like this?

I think I can do it.

Your jaw might lock up.

I'll have to go to the bathroom.

That's not it.

Like this?

Hey, kid.

Do you think this looks all right?

It always needs a smack.

Ma'am, there's a delivery for you.

Who is it?

Darn it. How is this my business?

Chai, you moron.

Use your own address when you order something.

Huh? Are you that senile?

Ah!

(Bangkok Railway Station)

"I'd like to address this letter to you, Ju,"

"so you can read it when you think of me."

"I hope you remember this young man."

Miss!

"Because ever since we first met,."

"I was never able to forget your sweet-like-honey face."

Are you all right? My apologies!

I'm fine.

Please be more careful next time.

"Let the wind carry my thoughts over."

"Let the stars remind you of me."

"Let them remind you of my physical existence when you think."

"And let your heart be reminded when you see."

Ouch!

- Ugh! - Yeesh!

Are you trying to kill me or something?

You're wearing such a flowery shirt!

People can get dizzy when they see you!

Well, look at the state of yourself!

You're dressed like a teenager from the 80s!

Why? Are you trying to find a young woman?

So what if I am? Are you jealous?

Do you think you're still pretty?

Uh, ma'am.

Ma'am.

- Sir! - Ma'am.

- Calm down. - Oh, you!

When are you going to finally drop dead?

- Calm down, ma'am! - Get away from me!

Don't ever think.

I'm going to make amends with you in this life!

Did he hire you two to steal the letters from me?

All right!

Do you really want those letters?

I'll go and get them!

Just wait right here!

I'll wait and see how many times you're going to keep denying me.

You're so awesome, Yod.

You really finished the mission within a day.

Buay!

Isn't that a little too over the top?

Well,

I'm really happy.

And you still haven't fired her?

Honey,

I'm not someone who fires their employee without reason.

I'll be back to try again next time.

Hmph.

- Hey, she's still young. - Hey, hey.

Oh. Sorry, I forgot.

Pribprao,

everyone's gone home. You should go and get some rest.

Do you really want things to end this way, Boss?

Chai got his letters back.

Can you just put down the megaphone first?

Ow.

Chai got his letter back.

We also carried out the plan to remind them of the past

so that they can reconcile.

Since it's their decision,

we'll have to respect it.

- Do you understand? - Yes.

All right. I'll go home.

Don't forget to lock up.

- Hello, Met. - What's up, Yuth?

I need to ask you about a client.

Oh, you're back.

Have a good night, all right?

Hey, who's there?

Don't you know men aren't allowed here?

How dare you go in here!

(Chaichamnarn's Grocery)

Sir?

Hello.

The shop's closed.

Oh, I'm not here to buy anything.

It's me.

I want to ask you about the letters

just for a little bit.

Oh, it's you!

That's me.

Where are the letters? Did you get them?

Excuse me?

Where are the letters?

Oh, don't you have them?

What now?

I already gave Chai all the letters.

You're giving me such a warm welcome. I guess

you don't actually hate men that much.

Did Chai tell you that?

Not all men are bad.

What's wrong with the fan?

Is it broken again?

People are broken like this fan.

You and Chai are exactly the same.

He smacks his fan the same way as well.

Hmph.

I got that habit from him.

Broken things don't get replaced.

They'll keep getting fixed

until the place is full of stuff.

I think...

Chai didn't actually want to fix them.

Hasn't Ju brought them over to you already?

Uh...

Oh...

I just wanted to ask

if you've burned them...

Uh...

Hmph. He didn't want to fix them?

It's more like he didn't want to buy something new.

He just didn't want to throw them away.

He's afraid he might forget.

(I'd like to address this letter to you, Ju, )

(so you can read it when you think of me.)

He has Alzheimer's.

(I'd like to address this letter to you, Ju, )

(so you can read it when you think of me.)

Chai, are you home?

Are you home?

Chai, are you home?

Pribprao,

everyone's gone home. You should go and get some rest.

Do you really want things to end this way, Boss?

What's the matter?

Nothing.

I just dropped by to check on you

to see if you're dead.

How could I be?

Who's going to argue with you if I'm dead?

Why didn't you tell me what's wrong?

You've always had a sharp tongue after all.

It's such a small thing.

Why would you keep it from me?

What are you talking about?

Don't you have Alzheimer's?

I'm coming in, okay?

Hey, there's no need.

Well,

it's very messy in here.

If you come in,

you could fall over and hit your head.

I'm sorry.

I hurt you earlier today.

Mm.

Get some exercise, okay?

So you can be healthy.

Mm.

What did the doctor say?

Did he say there's a chance of recovery?

What did you say

when we met for the first time?

Can you remember?

I...

I asked you

if you can remember.

What a waste.

I'll fix it for you.

Hm?

It's fine. I'll buy a new pair.

Let's have a seat over there.

Watch your step.

Uh...

Do you mind taking off your shoe?

But it's dirty.

It's fine.

Excuse me.

All done.

"P.S."

"I hope you like the shoe I fixed."

(P.S. I hope you like the shoe I fixed.)

"If there's anything that needs fixing, send it through the mail."

FM 16.

"If you're ever feeling down,."

"I can help fix that too."

(If you're ever feeling down, I can help fix that too.)

I...

I asked you

if you can remember.

You really didn't have to.

I could just buy a new pair.

For things that can be fixed,

just let them be fixed.

"From Chai, Hua Lamphong Station."

I said that, didn't I?

You did something without my permission again.

Ow.

I'm sorry.

But...

I'll let you dock my points this time.

You did a very good job.

Hm?

Are you for real?

I know that.

I'm so jealous.

I want to have a love life like theirs

when I grow old as well.

Old?

I don't see any old people.

I only see

a couple whose love is blossoming.

Let's go.

Come on.

Prib?

What's wrong?

Ever since you finished the job at the apartment,

you've been acting strange.

Well, I want to have a love life like Ju and Chai too.

Sign here, please.

Thank you.

Anyway, who's that woman? I've never seen her.

She's a new member of Return Man.

But she's still on probation.

She is?

You just smiled.

Where to next?

Oh, I'll be going to...

lots of places.

- Okay. - I have to go. Thank you.

Good luck. I'm a fan.

- Go on. Thank you, Vichian. - Thank you.

I got it from the Internet.

- It's actually quite good. - That's right.

I agree.

What did you order, Auntie? That's a huge box.

It's something to stick on her face.

Something to stick on her face?

To lift it up.

Where are you headed?

Sukhumvit.

How are you getting there?

By bus.

Perfect. I'm going there as well.

- Really? - Yes.

Oh, Chai.

What?

Do you still remember

what we argued about

before we broke up?

Don't be angry with me, okay?

I really can't remember.

You don't have to remember certain things.

All right?

We're not angry with each other anymore?

No, we aren't.

And do you remember what my favorite food is?

You don't have to remember certain things.

Our goal is to retrieve a lottery ticket.

- Who wants to be poor? - We don't!

- Who wants to be rich? - We do!

If your mind is empty and enlightened,

you all can be as successful as I am.

This is a winning lottery ticket.

Are you ready to make merit with me?

Someone informed us

about the lack of transparency regarding the donation.

We're going to mess up the shaman's ritual

and cause as much chaos as possible.