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Uh, hello, hi. Um...

Yeah. I'm just gonna record this for posterity. Um...

This is weird.

This is... this is really, really weird, actually, because

I never thought I'd be making something so cool

for someone so fucking amazing.

And Alyssa, she's this girl from school.

She... she'd never consider going out with someone like me,

but I'm gonna try

'cause, you know, she's... she's inspired me.

I've been building an app so I can get to know who she really is.

It's mostly me,

but my friends from my coding forum, they're supporting me.

Alyssa, the face that launched a thousand codes.

You know, she's smart and fit. She... she... ah, she's just perfect.

She's...

...she's my muse.

Oh, yeah.

- Well? See that? - It's working.

R3R0, you're a genius. Our own Cyrano de Zuckerberg.

- Oh-ho-ho! Smashed it! - Time to use what you've learned.

- Ready for the next part? - Yeah.

You're ready. It won't be long before she's all yours.

If you don't have the keys to the heart...

...then use the keys to the mind.

Who cares what she likes?

I do. Every data point is a part of her mental landscape.

It's like reading a map.

- What does she watch? - Who are her friends?

Where does she hang out?

- What's her star sign? - Who does she fancy?

- Who does she hate? - Who are her family?

- What does she eat? - What does she wear?

What are her passions?

- What does she love? - What does she want?

What does she need? What does she fear?

You've got enough info. Just ask her out.

She's out of your league. Red Rose won't change that.

You can shut up.

We think it's time you made this IRL

and ask her out, don't we?

- Sure. - 100%.

- Ask her out. Now. - Well, um...

I don't know. It might...

'Cause we've been talking now more than ever,

and she's asked to be my science partner, and it's only been a month of bonding, so...

I don't wanna rush it. Don't think there's any need to rush it.

Do you?

Alyssa wants you to tell her what to do. Trust me.

- We're sick of the questions. - I feel like I'm becoming her.

Are you serious?

Are you actually asking more questions right now?

Boo! Boo! Boo!

- Just get on with it! - Hiss!

Hiss all you want. My Red Rose, my rules, okay?

If she could really mind read, she'd know how much of a pussy you were.

Oh, for fuck's sake, R3R0! How much more do you need to know?

I love candy floss.

- You shut up! - This stuff takes time.

- This isn't the Mona Lisa. - Isn't it?

Mona Lisa was a smug, ugly bitch.

Let's face it, guys.

Dr. Limp Dick has been wasting our time.

He isn't gonna ask her out. He can't do shit.

You have no idea what I can do.

- Oooh! - Oo-ooh!

R3R0?

He's furiously masturbating.

R3R0, you there?

What are you...

- Giving us the silent treatment. - Yeah, 'cause you upset him.

He needs a thicker skin.

Patience isn't just a virtue. It's a necessity.

All right, Gandhi.

- What? - Oh fuck.

- This is her house. - Oh my God.

No fucking way.

Right, okay.

R3R0.

You have master access?

Yeah.

To...

everything.

Camera, files...

Literally everything.

How did you get master access?

Zero-day exploit. Must be.

Fuck.

Jacob?

Alyssa, hi! What... what are you doing here?

Um, just some coursework. What're you doing here?

I... I love this place. I... I come here all the time.

Really? I've never seen you, and I'm always here.

No, it's... I'm usually in the café bit 'cause it... it gets a bit dark for me.

That's why I like it.

Ah.

You okay?

Yeah.

It's ju... it's just... it's just weird bumping into you because...

Know hen you wanna tell someone something but don't know how...

Okay. Ignore me. Ignore me. Ignore me!

Um...

I like you, Alyssa.

I think we share a lot in common, and...

and I like you.

A lot.

A...

And...

Jacob, I... I didn't know.

Yeah. It's been a while. It's been since year ten.

That long?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's when Mrs. Seddon sat us down next to each other in history.

I thought you were the most beautiful girl

I'd ever seen, and you've just gotten more beautiful since then.

I like you.

But not like that.

I'm sorry, Jacob. I just... I feel differently than you do.

Jacob, uh...

Yeah, no, that's fine. Fine. Gotta take these chances, haven't we?

Um, I'm gonna leave you to it.

She said she don't like me like that.

- Why? Why? What is it I did wrong? - You bombed it.

Asked her all those questions, and you fucking bombed it.

- Told ya she'd say no. - He took a risk.

- More than you've ever done. - Why a library?

Dr. Limp Dick strikes again.

Why the fuck do I even talk to you? You're fucking fucking me off.

Premature ejaculation.

You okay, R3R0?

Yeah. Yeah.

N-n-no... no, I'm... I'm... I'm not.

Rejection's hard. We've all been there.

But Red Rose can help all of us.

I wasn't ready, and you all pushed me to ask her out.

So, tell me, why the fucking fuck did I listen to you?

What matters now is that you've made something incredible.

It's a beautiful tool.

I have ideas I can implement for you.

- Like what? - It just needs a few tweaks.

If you make me admin, I can help get you back on track.

We need to tune out the white noise till all she sees is you.

If that doesn't work, we'll change it.

You can try again and again and again and again

until you finally have each other.

Done.

Thank you for actually being there for me.

No worries. People like us have to help each other.

Rest up. Red Rose is in good hands.

Give me a few weeks, and we'll start again.

Mm-hmm.

I wonder what it's like to have someone actually love you back,

you know, love me back.

I am gonna try again because he thinks I'll get her in the end, but...

...I don't know.

But I...

Alyssa, hi.

Alyssa, are... are you...

Bet it takes ages to heat this house.

Not with those windows. Look double-paned.

- Not a fan of the decorations. - What's wrong with them?

- They're rich. Get a real tree. - I like 'em.

You would, American.

I think there's a ghost in the TV.

Holy shit!

Fuck, she's shitting herself!

What the fuck are you doing?

To be fair, I'd shit myself.

Watch this.

Lights on.

Like a deer in the headlights.

Electra, lights off.

- Stop this now. Stop. - Electra, lights off.

Electra ain't listening, honey.

Lights off.

For now.

What the fuck?

Mother's home.

- Alyssa. - Alyssa!

You're torturing her, fucking psychos!

You're the one who got master access. You made this.

Now let's see what we can do with it.

This is Alyssa. I don't listen to messages.

Fuck! Fuck...

Please. I don't understand.

Please just tell me what's happening. I don't understand.

Holy shit! That was fun.

RIP, Alyssa. I always thought she needed a little push.

- Can we play next time? - You killed her.

But she killed herself.

The only person to blame is Alyssa.

She didn't have to go along with Red Rose,

but she did.

Right. Listen to me. I'm gonna find out who you are and tell the police!

I'd be very careful about threatening me again,

Jacob Taylor.

They've got cameras everywhere.

Red Rose has been sharing everything to the dark web.

First Alyssa, then Rochelle, then Wren, and now all of us.

- Yeah, but why? - I don't know.

There are some people who've come to Bolton.

Some are watching. Some are playing.

- I don't know where the Gardener is. - I thought Simon was.

Simon was a victim too.

The Red Rose site has a record of everything, including Simon.

The Gardener was manipulating him.

He hacked into Simon's computer and downloaded child abuse onto it.

- That's why he killed himself. - That's fucking sick.

Red Rose has a load of live streams.

There are two cameras at the hospital following you.

Wren, can you see her?

No, her feed is blank. I don't know where she is.

It's time.

Standing down. Moving to the next location.

Wait. The ones in the hospital, they're leaving.

What? Where are they going?

I don't know.

Let me see what I can find out.

As soon as I can, I'll call.

Don't let the chips and gravy distract you.

Keep your strength up, piggy!

I'll be back in a sec.

You all right, mate?

- Have you had any drugs tonight? - No.

No? Had a bit too much to drink?

Can you tell me your name?

Need some change?

I shouldn't be talking to you, but I had to.

You made me think after our... chat.

What do you want?

What you said about Wren was... inspiring.

She's been through so much. I want to help you.

I want to be a Dickhead.

Where's Wren?

Where is she?

I'm going to ask you a question,

and I want you to answer honestly.

Has Red Rose changed the way you see the world?

Yeah.

Le Mans Crescent.

I know where she's going.

Let's go. Now!

- Gordon's there tonight. - Better than Jaya.

Twats.

Wren sighted!

♪Finally! ♪

Oh, she looks so lonesome without Noah. Bless her.

I stan Wren and Noah.

Is this gonna be a Romeo and Juliet type situation?

- They're gonna die in each other's arms. - I can see her.

- That would be so cute. - She's alive.

- Almost there. - Should we all move to Bolton?

- We're here. - Stop moving! There's cameras ahead!

- Wait! There's cameras. - What?

You can't use the doors. They're all covered.

We have to find another way.

- There are tunnels running through Bolton. - What tunnels?

Tunnels that link up to different buildings from centuries ago.

- How do you know that? - I know everything about Bolton.

We'll call you when we're in.

Hopefully, Noah will kill himself when Wren dies. I can't bear...

Wren.

Dad?

I'm glad you came, Wren.

It means a lot to me.

- I should just accept my fate, Wren. - What fate?

How I'm gonna kill you.

You're not him.

Take a seat.

We're more alike than you think.

I killed someone. You killed your friend.

No, I didn't.

Rochelle would be alive if it weren't for you.

- Daddy's little girl, ain't you? - Oh, fuck off!

No. I'm gonna hurt you, and you're gonna hurt me.

Psycho dad kills psycho daughter. That's what they'll all say.

No one will believe it!

Don't matter what happens in here. Out there...

...I control what people think.

You're a fuckup, just like your dad.

What an embarrassment.

You ruined Vinny's life. You are disgusting.

You fucked it for you. Fucked it for us 'cause that's what you are.

- What a bitch. - You know who you are.

- Who are you, Wren? - Your turn. Come on!

Wren, listen to me!

- You're dad's a murderer. You're... - Wren, listen.

- You should really die. - Wren, listen to me!

Wren, listen to me!

You have such good instincts.

You were right from the start.

Holy shit.

She's gonna crack.

Roch!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! What's...

Fuck off! Fuck off!

I'm sorry! It was... I'm sorry!

Go into the garden, Wren.

Noah? Noah, are you in?

Come on.

Be careful.

- We're running south-north, I think. - We should be under the main road.

- Which means? - We're nearly there.

"Looky, looky, I got Hooky."

- Sneaky piglets. - Fucking do something, then.

- I'm sick of nothing happening. - Fuck!

- Pick off the lame one first. - Pick off the gay one first.

Ashley! Ashley!

Why the fuck was Roch wearing a nightie?

She was about to go to sleep.

Fucking answer!

- Show us the Dickheads. - You can't handle the Dickheads!

We're in. I think.

Run! They're following you! Run!

They're here. We're being followed. Run, run, run!

- Let's go! - Fuck.

Oh my God!

Run! Run!

Hurry up, you two!

Run!

Quick, guys!

Fuck! Fuck!

Behind you!

What am I watching?

Just kick down the fucking door, you idiot!

Yeah, I'm not buying this.

Oh my God!

How are they fucking this up?

Even I'd have killed them all by now.

I demand a refund.

What's happened?

Wait, it's a trick.

- Why have they stopped? - Don't open the door.

Guys?

Oh fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

What's going on?

He's running.

- What? - Where the fuck are you going?

Roses are red, violets are blue This fight was shit

I can't rhyme I'm so pissed.

- What's happened? - Jaya sorted it.

We need to barricade the doors.

Take this. We're gonna make sure no one will follow us.

Jaya.

Guys, Wren was right.

Rochelle was murdered,

and Wren's not backing down. Hurry!

I am just fuming that I got...

Where's Babashuk?

Oh my God!

Yeah!

Dad. Dad!

No, stop, stop, stop!

Wren, leave.

Get out.

Hiya, Wren.

Can we have a little quiet?

Show some respect.

Yes, sir.

It's nice to finally meet you.

I don't know who you are.

In a way, you do. We've been talking for months.

The Gardener.

How'd you find out that name?

What's in a name, eh?

Wren, listen to me. Stop talking to him.

Just leave now. Wren, he's crazy. Get out, Wren.

- Why are you doing this? - Why?

I think you're great.

We all do, don't we?

Yeah!

Wren! Wren! Wren! Wren!

- Wren! - We love you, Wren!

Shut the fuck up!

Will you sign my shirt?

Where is she? Can you see her?

- She's with the Gardener. - Shit!

- Aww! Take my... - Thumbs up or thumbs down?

Wren!

Wren, get out now!

- Rick's mad. - I wish I had him all tied up.

Crazy always wins!

Do it! Do it!

Oh, let's target the two Jennas next!

Oh my God, this is so tense.

Jaya, can Red Rose be deleted?

I... Ye...

Yeah, I can delete it, but if I do that, there'll be no evidence.

These psychos will just walk free, and that'll be it.

I don't care.

Fuck him up. Get rid of his audience.

Hit her with the chair!

Yeah!

Stick a stick up your neck.

Gandalf's from Bolton.

- He better not fucking show up. - Wren, get out now.

Stop talking to him and get out now.

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I've got my king-size tissues ready.

I can't handle this, seriously.

There she is.

Ooh!

Wren, leave. Leave now, Wren, go!

Just run. I can take care of myself, Wren. I can take care of myself. Just leave.

If I know Wren like I think I know Wren, she's not going anywhere.

Wren! I'll fucking kill him myself. Just leave now.

Do not worry about me. All right?

I fucking hate standoffs in films.

- No! - Come on, Wren.

As Roch always says, "Crazy always wins."

Die! Die! Die!

Die! Die! Die!

Die! Die! Die...

No, Wren, don't!

Wren!

- No. - Wren. No, don't!

Jaya's on her way.

- Taz! - Wren?

- She's okay. - What about Rick?

The Gardener?

Dad, I had to. I had to.

I get it.

Give it to me.

Come here.

This isn't you.

Now go.

Okay.

- Are you okay? - What happened?

- Oh my God. - You're okay. You're fine.

Right. Right, let's... let's move out.

You're okay, yeah?

You're safe.

Jaya.

Who are you?

Who do you think I am?

Are you one of them?

There's nothing you can prove.

Why did you help us?

Why not?

It worked.

The Gardener's dead.

Is she?

You're... you're the Gardener?

Dead teenagers is one thing, but when I saw Wren's potential,

I thought it'd be fun to see how far she could go.

Go?

Would she kill?

Wren wouldn't do that.

Wouldn't she?

I deleted Red Rose. It's gone.

You can't delete an idea, Jaya.

Is it over?

Jaya!

It's over, Jaya.

- No. - That's my daughter.

Sorry, you can't come through.

Guys.

♪ Take the time to make some sense ♪

♪ Of what you wanna say ♪

♪ And cast your words away Upon the waves ♪

♪ Sail them home with acquiesce ♪

♪ On a ship of hope today ♪

♪ And as they land upon the shore ♪

♪ Tell them not to fear no more ♪

♪ Sing it loud and sing it proud today ♪

♪ And then dance if you wanna dance Please, brother, take a chance ♪

♪ You know they're gonna go Which way they wanna go ♪

♪ All we know is that we don't know ♪

♪ How it's gonna be Please, brother, let it be ♪

♪ Life, on the other hand Won't make us understand ♪

♪ We're all part of the masterplan ♪

We fucking love you.

♪ Sing it loud and sing it proud today ♪

♪ I'm not saying right is wrong ♪

♪ It's up to us to make ♪

♪ The best of all the things That come our way ♪

♪ 'Cause everything That's been has passed ♪

♪ The answer's in the looking glass ♪

I've decided I'm moving to America.

How are you going to afford that?

I'll start an OnlyFans.

Who's going to pay to watch that?

There are weirdos out there willing to pay for anything. Right, Riku?

DO YOU WANT TO REALLY LIVE?

♪ Sing it loud and sing it proud today ♪

♪ And then dance if you wanna dance Please, brother, take a chance ♪

♪ You know they're gonna go Which way they wanna go ♪

♪ All we know is that we don't know ♪

♪ How it's gonna be Please, brother, let it be ♪

♪ Life, on the other hand Won't make us understand ♪

♪ We're all part of the masterplan ♪