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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,795 --> 00:00:07,008 The Chinese water torture cell was invented in 1911 by Harry Houdini. 2 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,222 Nothing like new material. 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,600 He was lowered head-first into the water. 4 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:19,395 His ankles were locked and bolted to the top of the tank. 5 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,648 I'm going to need a volunteer. 6 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,734 Ooh! Ooh! 7 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,654 The guy dislocating his shoulder, right there. 8 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,579 Could you tell the guy next to you to come up? 9 00:00:32,325 --> 00:00:34,577 Come on, get up there, man. Get up there, man! Come on! 10 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,414 Come on! 11 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,590 - Hi, have we met before? - No. 12 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,068 See, if you'd said, "yes," you could've gone back to your seat. 13 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:53,804 Now, can you vouch for this audience that this is a glass tank full of water? 14 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,014 - Yeah. - No, you can't. 15 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:57,808 You haven't done anything yet. Come on. 16 00:00:57,934 --> 00:00:59,227 Knock on the glass. 17 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:01,270 Solid glass. Knock on it. 18 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,732 It's real water, too. Ilana, splash the guy. 19 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,610 - Does that feel wet to you? - Yeah. 20 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,029 And you think that proves it's water? I think we have met. 21 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:12,633 Do you know the public washroom behind the truck stop east of Omaha? 22 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:13,884 - No. - See, if you'd said, "yes," 23 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,118 that would have been so funny. 24 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,746 Hold out your arms for me. 25 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,040 - You've done this before, right? - No. 26 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,876 Again, two choices and you went for the unfunny one. 27 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:44,313 Now, remember. There's only one thing you've got to be able to do. 28 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,817 Drag a screaming, crying shackled man out of a tank of water. 29 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:58,869 Hey, you can swim, right? 30 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:01,122 Tell me you can swim! 31 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:02,707 Yeah. 32 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,459 Two answers, man. Two answers! 33 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:22,059 Is that part of the act? 34 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,644 I'm new. I think so. 35 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,481 Maybe not. 36 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,526 Get up here! 37 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,078 Aw. 38 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:26,248 Five eager doctors, and no sick people. 39 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:30,920 Let us try and fill our spare time with a new challenge. 40 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,713 The winner gets immunity... 41 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,924 I've a sick guy. I saw this magician last night... 42 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,385 The girl's fine. He didn't really cut her in half. 43 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:40,150 His heart stopped while he was hanging upside down in a water tank. 44 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:43,432 A drowning man's heart stopped? That is a mystery. 45 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,477 Along with immunity, the winner gets to nominate two... 46 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,842 He lost consciousness almost as soon as he hit the water. 47 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,233 You have to leave work at 6:00 P.M., but you make time for man dates? 48 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:53,401 What's the challenge? 49 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:54,806 Are we not allowed to be friends? 50 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,154 I'm just hurt. When I asked you to come see mamma Mia... 51 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,365 No history of heart disease, no angina, no... 52 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,491 He's lying. 53 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:01,936 About his history? Er confirmed... 54 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,203 About everything. He's a magician. That's what they do. 55 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:07,248 He screwed up the trick, started drowning and he got a cardiac arrest. 56 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,875 You were talking about a challenge? 57 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,587 The winner nominates two of your competitors. 58 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,674 I will fire one of them. 59 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:20,845 Even if he was drowning, 60 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:23,031 it would have taken longer to set off a cardiac incident 61 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:23,889 without some underlying problem... 62 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,016 Fine. Go run your tests. 63 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,768 If you're wrong, you're fired. 64 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:28,893 If I'm right, do I stay? 65 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:32,481 If I say no, are you going to let your patient die? 66 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:36,818 What's the challenge? 67 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:40,281 We can all applaud the doctor who's willing to break all the rules. 68 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:43,367 But the real hero is the unsung doctor, 69 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:47,872 toiling in anonymity, because he broke the rules without getting caught. 70 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,749 I need to know you have these skills. 71 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,334 I need you 72 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:56,714 to bring me the thong of Lisa cuddy. 73 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:01,051 Not kidding. 74 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,472 Thong, cuddy, go. 75 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,855 It's how I got hired. 76 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,111 You're actually considering this? 77 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,323 If you want to stand on principle, I really respect you for that. 78 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:25,117 It's childish, unprofessional and inappropriate. 79 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,327 The job is not worth it. 80 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:30,706 We should all beg off, tell him we failed, no winners, no losers. 81 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,917 Fine. 82 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:34,895 You're going to do it, aren't you? 83 00:05:34,919 --> 00:05:36,754 Of course I'm going to do it. 84 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,800 No valvular regurgitation, 85 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:44,803 no wall motion abnormalities, no other structural defects. 86 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:47,765 If you didn't sound so despondent, I'd say that was good news. 87 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,226 It is for you, not for him. 88 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,520 Notice any heaviness in your legs the last couple days? 89 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:53,938 Why isn't it good news for you? 90 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:57,733 Because if there's nothing wrong with you, he gets fired. 91 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,236 - Seriously? - Somewhat seriously. Your legs? 92 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,088 Haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary. 93 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:05,407 - Shortness of breath? - Would it help if I puked? 94 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,704 Pick a card. 95 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,707 - Any tightness in your chest or arms? - Pick a card. 96 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:14,893 You don't seem too worried. 97 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,168 Would you please pick a card? 98 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,379 Our boss thinks your cardiac arrest was just a result 99 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,256 of you accidentally drowning. 100 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,759 Your boss is an idiot. Put it back. Shuffle them up. 101 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,636 So, then, why aren't you worried? 102 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,846 Either I'm dying or I'm not. 103 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,682 I mean, I don't want the ride to be over, 104 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:33,143 but unless worrying is some new form of treatment... 105 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,896 - Your card. - No. 106 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,857 I'm going to prep you for a transesophageal echo. 107 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:39,817 You sure you shuffled these? 108 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,986 And I'm going to need to sedate you. 109 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,738 Might wanna check your wallet first. 110 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:48,659 Would you check your wallet? It's part of the trick. 111 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:59,169 That's my card. How did you do that? 112 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:01,046 Do it again? 113 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,852 - Thought you weren't playing. - I'm not. 114 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:16,337 She'll fire you if she catches you. 115 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,023 I don't think she can fire me for not trying to steal her panties. 116 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,441 You trying to will them off? 117 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,942 If I had a plan, 118 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,446 the first part would be not telling you what the plan was. 119 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,197 You haven't touched that coffee. 120 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,407 Yes, I have. 121 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:32,620 She can't keep her panties on if they're wet. We work together. 122 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,830 One wins, protects the other. 123 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:40,169 Or, I win by myself, and then you try desperately to convince me to spare you. 124 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,758 Dr. Cuddy! 125 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,178 Dr. Taub, are you okay? 126 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,096 I just tripped. I'm so sorry. 127 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,808 I have some extra time. Do you need any help in the clinic? 128 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:55,933 Okay. 129 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:05,319 We found no apparent cause for the arrest. Tte and tee revealed no... 130 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:08,030 Send the patient home. You can give him a lift. 131 00:08:08,364 --> 00:08:10,324 We checked for clots, we checked for... 132 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,636 You're reporting to me because you're scared to report to house, 133 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,721 because you found nothing, because this isn't a case. 134 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,288 And you thought I'd save your ass. 135 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,665 Yeah. 136 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:22,503 I thought he was sick. What was I supposed to do? 137 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:26,924 What about his lungs? Decreased oxygen saturation leads to heart failure. 138 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,926 - Er didn't find anything. - Er wasn't looking. 139 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,513 Too busy trying to keep him alive. Get an mri. 140 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,103 Woman: Clinic. 141 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:42,356 Yes, can you ask Dr. Cuddy to come to the nurses' station? Stat. 142 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,899 Right away. 143 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:10,175 I asked you to get Dr. Cuddy. 144 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,678 Dr. Taub said she'd be right out. 145 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:22,604 A fungus in my lungs? How would I even get something like that? 146 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,916 Well, right now it's just a theory. We don't even know if... 147 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,918 God, I knew I shouldn't have done those mushrooms in college. 148 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,182 I'm sure there's no connection. 149 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,653 It was a joke. 150 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,173 You really lose your sense of humor when yourjob's on the line. 151 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,950 Sorry. Most dying people don't really like to... 152 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,870 Not that you're dying. 153 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,538 But a little sick would be perfect? 154 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,914 Yeah. 155 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,003 My stomach! 156 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,880 Stabbing or throbbing? 157 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,568 Grey Turner's sign. He's got internal bleeding. 158 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,718 I'll call surgery. 159 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,804 The surgeons have transfused three units ab positive, 160 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,490 but they're still looking for the source of the bleed. 161 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,309 No trauma. Could be liver disease, vitamin k deficiency. 162 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,103 Only thing we know for sure it's not, nothing. 163 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,290 And we would've noticed something chronic like liver disease. 164 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,983 It's probably an intestinal infarct. 165 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,526 No, I got it! 166 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,367 Eau de cuddy. 167 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,203 No way. How did you get them? 168 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,621 Only one way. 169 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,000 These are not cuddy's panties. 170 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,126 You don't think that I... 171 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:31,048 Also, she's wearing a red bra today. 172 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,966 Like I'm the only one who noticed. 173 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,011 Means that the downstairs will match. 174 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,138 Do your research, people. 175 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,642 An intestinal infarct could be linked to the cardiac arrest. 176 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:42,976 Hike up your skirt. 177 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,728 That's rude, even for you. 178 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:48,816 Hike it down then. You're wearing a black bra. Let's see the undewvear. 179 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,153 You two cut a deal. 180 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,247 If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough. 181 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,123 So, you're not wearing any undewvear? 182 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,750 There's a guy bleeding... 183 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:11,088 Foreman, she's not wearing any undewvear. You used to be more fun. 184 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,048 She's not wearing any undewvear, big deal. 185 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,938 When she stops wearing clothes, then we can drop the medical stuff. 186 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,261 Let me see the mri film. 187 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,637 We didn't get any images. 188 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,602 He started screaming as soon as I turned it on. 189 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,057 Define soon. 190 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,435 I didn't even get a chance to sit down. 191 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,728 You guys ever wonder 192 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,817 how he was going to get out of that water tank? 193 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,277 You, come. 194 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:46,874 Lacerations in his digestive tract and his spleen is shredded. 195 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,960 Ladies and gentlemen, I have nothing in my hands, 196 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,837 nothing up my sleeve. 197 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,715 I do have something in my pants, 198 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,960 but it's not going to help with this particular trick. 199 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,719 Watch closely. 200 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,849 - How you been? - Fine, 'til now. 201 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,688 Ta-da! 202 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,983 Now, you disappear. 203 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,326 Look familiar? 204 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:26,997 The mri's magnet ripped this through your intestine into your spleen. 205 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,250 Forgot about that, on account of almost dying. 206 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,961 Where's Dr. Kutner? 207 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,005 He's no longer on your case. 208 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,466 'Cause there's nothing wrong with you. 209 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,968 I didn't screw up that trick. 210 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,429 Everything that's happened can be explained 211 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,057 by you being forgetful and incompetent. 212 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,892 You screwed up, you passed out... 213 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:50,354 Know my favorite time to lie? When my life hangs in the balance. 214 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,981 Your life doesn't hang in the balance. 215 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,751 You know your life doesn't hang in the balance. 216 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,234 Your reputation might hang... 217 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,819 You ever do magic as a kid? 218 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,031 You seem like the type. Lonely, obsessive... 219 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,991 I outgrew it. You? 220 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,243 Pick a card? 221 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,913 Too much trouble. Can I just pick my nose? 222 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,539 I am not a hack. 223 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,962 I tell you how it's done, will you go home? 224 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:21,301 Guess you're going to make it magically appear in my wallet... 225 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,557 You are a hack. 226 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,948 I don't screw up. 227 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,753 Nosebleed that major means he's actually sick. 228 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,382 Means the cardiac arrest was a symptom. 229 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:01,842 Stop gloating. 230 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:02,968 I'm not gloating. 231 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,219 Then what's that smirk? 232 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,013 Nosmhh it's just how I look. 233 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,514 What about the undewvear challenge? 234 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,725 I declare it officially on hold. 235 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,269 Not really fair, but I get it. 236 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,871 It's cuddy's. 237 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:31,996 Pull down your pants. 238 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,165 You think I'm lying? 239 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,419 No, I want to give you a reward. Yes, I think you're lying. 240 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,255 Cardiac arrest plus nosebleed. Go. 241 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,842 Patient has no significant family history, no angina, no prior attacks. 242 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,343 What if isn't his heart? 243 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,946 What if it's the vessels around his heart? 244 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:50,515 Polyarteritis nodosa causes cardiac symptoms and hypertension, 245 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,659 which makes his nose bleed. 246 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,895 You know what else makes your nose bleed and your heart race? Cocaine. 247 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,022 Guy works in a b-list nightclub in Atlantic city. 248 00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:00,025 He's got to be taking regular rolls in the snow. 249 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,736 You, take the gloater to the patient's drug den. 250 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,781 Make sure you pat down his pockets before you leave. 251 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,533 You and big love, biopsy a blood vessel from around the heart. 252 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,869 Test for polyarteritis nodosa. 253 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,955 You, in my office. 254 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,755 Those aren't my panties. 255 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,173 I know. 256 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,675 Hypothetical. 257 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:29,054 A young woman does something clumsy in public, 258 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:34,392 and instead of laughing it off, she gets irrationally upset. Explain. 259 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,938 Maybe she's clumsy 'cause she's nervous 260 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,108 'cause she forgot to do her spelling homework. 261 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,819 Well, in my hypothetical, she's eight. 262 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:48,240 This girl's not insecure. Seems more like she's afraid. 263 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,385 Do you have a point, or did you just get a new book of riddles? 264 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,245 I think you're hiding a medical condition. 265 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,746 I'm not. 266 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,331 I'm glad we had this talk. 267 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,334 Doctors often try to ignore their symptoms, 268 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,379 because they think they can't get sick. 269 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,549 If you've got something going on, I need you to take care of it. 270 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,176 And I take your compassion entirely at face value. 271 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,846 It's not compassion. It's self-interest. I want my team healthy. 272 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,848 It's not self-interest. It's curiosity. 273 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,808 I dropped a file, house. 274 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:19,437 I start bleeding from the eyes, I'll be sure to make an appointment. 275 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,481 Okay. 276 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,487 - Well, found some pot. - Bag it. 277 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,379 I'm not sure it really fits the symptoms. 278 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:33,118 Of course not, but it'd be irresponsible to leave it here. 279 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,830 - You have a quarter? - No. 280 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,555 How did Cole get those panties off cuddy? 281 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,793 They were never on her. No way those are hers. 282 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,587 Aha. 283 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,338 Tularemia. 284 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,798 No, he'd have to have rabbits. 285 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,635 True, maybe a tick jumped from a rabbit 286 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,472 and landed on one of these white, fluffy alligators. 287 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,558 Then it jumps onto our patient, 288 00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:01,062 transfers the bacteria, causes pericarditis, explains everything. 289 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,487 What are you giving me? 290 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:10,739 How'd you do the trick? 291 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:16,077 If I explain, it becomes mundane. You lose the actual magic. 292 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,205 What do you mean, "the actual magic"? 293 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,540 You think you're actually sawing women in half? 294 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,185 You going to tell me what's wrong with me or not? 295 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,213 Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. 296 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,465 Might not even be oxy. 297 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,927 You're not going to tell me unless I tell you? 298 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,804 You got a nurse to plant the card. 299 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,431 I can't get a nurse to help me pee. 300 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,183 You got a buddy to plant the card. 301 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,644 The fun is in not knowing. 302 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,237 The fun is in knowing. 303 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,575 My head. Oh, I've got a headache. 304 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,368 How bad? Is it new? 305 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,578 It's not too bad. 306 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:02,290 I'll just take one of these Vicodin. 307 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,220 You eat a lot of beets, you have an electric toothbrush 308 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,639 and you sleep less than six hours a night. 309 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,057 That's impressive. 310 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,936 The red betamine from the beets stains the plaque deposits on your teeth, 311 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,397 which are then swirled by your spinning toothbrush. 312 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,066 Your heavy lids and your prematurely aging skin 313 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,193 tell me that you're carrying a major sleep debt. 314 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,122 That was way cooler before you explained it. 315 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,114 It was meaningless until I explained it. 316 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,285 People come to my show because they want a sense of wonder. 317 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:43,373 They want to experience something that they can't explain. 318 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,209 If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, 319 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,628 there never was any wonder. 320 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,049 You have tularemia from your rabbits. I put you on antibiotics. 321 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,844 You'll be better in a couple of days. 322 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,346 Sorry to spoil the mystery. 323 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,765 Thank you. 324 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,030 I'll get it. 325 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,285 Oh, my god! 326 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,246 - You're not wearing undewvear. - Of course, I'm... 327 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,248 A skirt that tight, you got no secrets. 328 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,335 A skirt that tight I can tell if you got an iud. 329 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,627 Have you seen Dr. Cole? 330 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,630 - You're blushing. - I am not. 331 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,299 Look at me. 332 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,802 Oh, my god! 333 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,101 How'd you do it? 334 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,896 So I'm safe? 335 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:51,441 In this job, yeah. Your crotch, on the other hand... 336 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,568 How'd you do it? 337 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,028 Prayer, mostly. 338 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,868 Just tell me. Does cuddy have her groove back? 339 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,663 It'd be rude of me to discuss. 340 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,416 You handed over her panties. 341 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,002 I don't think gallantry's really an option at this point. 342 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,254 If I tell you, then where is the magic? 343 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,257 He passed out. Ultrasound revealed bleeding around his heart. 344 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,783 We drained 100 cc before it stopped. 345 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,249 The antibiotics aren't working. 346 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,638 It's obviously not tularemia or any other infection. 347 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,556 Excuse me, we were talking. 348 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,725 Bleeding around the heart could mean botched biopsy. 349 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:26,911 When Cole was looking for... 350 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,144 Why would you accuse the man 351 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,271 who decides your fate of screwing up? 352 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,485 Those really were her panties? 353 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,655 Cole has traveled through the forest of crustaceans 354 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,448 and brought us a treasure. 355 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,367 He has earned his reward. 356 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,095 If I could just get the immunity, I would... 357 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,246 No, Sophie. You can't. 358 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,790 Use whatever criteria you want. 359 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,334 Could be a clotting issue. 360 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,586 If he developed dic after the surgery, 361 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,391 even a normal biopsy bleeds out of control. 362 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,967 So, cardiac arrest and dic. What's the common denominator? 363 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,153 - Could be cancer. - We've been looking at his chest 364 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,377 since he got here. It's clean. 365 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,781 So the main mass is somewhere else. 366 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:08,351 Throws off a clot, blocks an artery in his heart, causes the arrest. 367 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,230 Good. Go find out where he's hiding his cancer. 368 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:19,404 If you swallowed any more metal now would be a good time to tell us. 369 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,161 My hands feel kind of numb. 370 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,455 You lost a lot of blood. 371 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,500 I'm going to die. 372 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,627 Everybody gets scared in the hospital. 373 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,994 You're sick, you feel awful... 374 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,675 This time tomorrow, 375 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,345 I'll be dead. 376 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,446 So, who's going on the block? 377 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,115 He thinks he's dying. 378 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,408 He's probably right. 379 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,244 Tomorrow. 380 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,331 You decide to put me up, I totally get it. 381 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,456 Nothing personal. 382 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,875 I haven't decided anything. 383 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,043 But you don't like me. 384 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,461 I like you. 385 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,507 There's some fluid in the lungs. 386 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,425 No masses. 387 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,179 I'm manipulative. I play the game. 388 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,014 I can be a bitch. 389 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,432 There's a dark spot. 390 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,769 Damage from where the key ripped through. 391 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,396 You're probably expecting me to bash the others. 392 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:40,693 Give examples of how they screwed up. You know I can. I'm a good doctor. 393 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:45,365 As good as anybody around here. Probably better. 394 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,660 And you know that's the only thing that matters. 395 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,504 What's that? 396 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,928 It's not a tumor, it's another bleed. This one's in his kidney. 397 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,306 And his thigh. He's bleeding all over the place. 398 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,226 His timetable may be right on. 399 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:21,442 It was creepy. The patient predicted his own death. 400 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,568 Would have been more impressive if he predicted that he wasn't going to die. 401 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,136 - Of course, that takes longer to prove. - Could be a symptom. 402 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,366 Sense of impending doom. 403 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:32,662 Yeah, could be adrenal gland disorders, blood issues, anaphylaxis... 404 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,682 If you're going to kiss his ass to protect your ass, 405 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,624 at least wait until he's had a good idea. 406 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,376 It's a symptom of him being a charlatan. 407 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,437 He's a second-rate magician with a mysterious illness. 408 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,855 Why wouldn't he predict his own death? 409 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,233 If he's wrong, we all forget it. If he's right, he goes out a legend. 410 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,026 Kutner: He got scared right after a transfusion. 411 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,845 Tainted blood has been known to cause a sense of impending doom. 412 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,030 It could also explain the dic. 413 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:53,891 I predict all your pagers go off right now. 414 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,103 But if it had happened... 415 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,482 Anyone bother looking at his panel? His immunoglobulin levels are low. 416 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,002 That doesn't tell us anything specific... 417 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,654 Are you acting stupid because you know you're safe? Clever. 418 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,116 Low immunoglobulin plus failing heart, plus fluid in the lungs, 419 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,452 plus internal bleeding equals amyloidosis. 420 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,704 He's bleeding way too much for amyloidosis. 421 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:17,165 Say anything about his hands or feet feeling weak? 422 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:21,502 He said his hands felt numb, but that's explained by the blood loss. 423 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,342 No! Do not give me credit for that. 424 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,928 Close doesn't count. That's how people get sucked into this stupidity. 425 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:31,888 He's seizing. 426 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,723 Somebody stabilize him. 427 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,601 The rest of you pull his medical records. Go back 10 years. 428 00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:40,897 Look for joint pain, fatigue, anything associated with amyloidosis. 429 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,567 Mr. Finn, nod if you can hear me. 430 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,945 You had a grand mal seizure. 431 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,911 We're giving you liquids and an anticonvulsant. 432 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,366 Just try to rest. 433 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,827 Pulse is dropping. He's stabilizing. 434 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,056 You're not going to put me on the block, are you? 435 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,207 I haven't decided who I'm going to pick. 436 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,917 It's cool. 437 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,753 His legs look swollen to you? 438 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,171 Slight swelling could be renal. 439 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,673 I baby-sat for you. 440 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:10,343 I decided I'm going to make my decision based solely on who deserves to be here. 441 00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,762 That's admirable, though stupid. 442 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,866 You shouldn't save the strongest. You should get rid of the strongest. 443 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,851 Eliminate your competition, which is definitely not me. 444 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,770 And I'm your friend. 445 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,455 And how you going to explain to your kid 446 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:26,025 that I can't take him to the zoo next week because you got me fired? 447 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:29,112 Kutner, he's going to seize again. 448 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:33,658 Flank pain, his kidneys are shutting down. Also, Amber's a racist. 449 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,579 You knew they'd get paged? 450 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,039 I noticed a trend. 451 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,876 If nobody does anything, sick people often gets sicker. 452 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,546 Do you think it's remotely possible they had sex? 453 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,048 They're both single. It's still legal in the blue states. 454 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,800 She barely knows him. 455 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,468 You know, in some cultures, 456 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,763 hiring people to steal someone's underpants is considered wooing. 457 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,267 You should move there, because here it's just, you know, creepy. 458 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,562 This was no woo. This was an effective test! 459 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,773 This is beneath my skills. 460 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,442 Kidneys are shutting down. 461 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,694 Led to a sodium deficiency and caused him to seize. 462 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,131 Kidney failure means that I was right about amyloidosis. 463 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:15,700 Except that nothing in his medical history remotely indicates amyloidosis. 464 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:18,244 So, kidney failure proves I'm right about the bad blood. 465 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,663 Bad blood doesn't explain the heart or the liver. 466 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,228 His major symptoms didn't start until after we transfused him. 467 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,877 Is cardiac arrest no longer considered a major symptom? 468 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,378 Not when it's caused by drowning. 469 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,983 So your new theory is that you were an idiot to take this case. 470 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,549 Yes. Can I go test that theory now? 471 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:35,261 Waste of time. He needs a bone marrow transplant for the amyloidosis. 472 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:36,706 You'd have to irradiate him first. 473 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:37,865 If they're right about the blood, 474 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:40,141 you'd be destroying his immune system for nothing. 475 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,811 Which could be a good thing. Does he have a really crappy life? 476 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,564 Go prove I'm right. Do a subcutaneous fat biopsy. 477 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:48,529 At least let us eliminate the bad blood theory. 478 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:52,153 Check the blood banks for mismarks and contamination. 479 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,158 You got two hours. 480 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,618 That's completely arbitrary. 481 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:01,662 No, if I'd said that you've got three lunar months, 482 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:02,973 that'd be completely arbitrary. 483 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,725 Two hours is how long it's going to take big love 484 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,709 to finish the biopsy that you guys can't do, 485 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:10,129 because you're wasting two hours checking blood. 486 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,799 - Nine, three! - Five, all! 487 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,930 Hey, brought you something from the cafeteria. 488 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,518 It's not a bribe. This is a bribe. 489 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,397 How much? 490 00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:29,649 $1 million. 491 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,652 $5,000. 492 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,289 - This is so wrong. - House specifically said 493 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,074 you can use whatever criteria you want. 494 00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,493 I've got money. You need money. 495 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,372 - Hand me that slide. - Right now, you're earning 496 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,458 what I'm earning, which is miserable. 497 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,379 I know what school your kid's at. I know what it costs. 498 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,757 I've seen his picture. 499 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,885 He's going to need braces. 500 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:01,514 Kutner: No rbc damage. 501 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:02,825 Thirteen: Nothing wrong with storage. 502 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:06,310 I'm going to double-check type and start cultures. 503 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,146 We still got 32 minutes left. 504 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,440 Time flies. What have you found? 505 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:12,646 You're checking up on them. 506 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:15,045 It means Cole's finished with the biopsy and it was negative. 507 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,737 Inconclusive. 508 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,584 The fat doesn't always give you the answer. 509 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:21,492 You need to biopsy his actual organs, lungs, kidneys, liver. 510 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,428 We stick another needle in him, he'll hemorrhage. 511 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:25,788 Unless we start treatment for amyloidosis. 512 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,707 Unless it's not amyloidosis. 513 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,876 If he has an infection, the radiation will kill him. 514 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,335 Show me evidence of infection. 515 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:32,753 We need more than two hours. 516 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,982 Some of these cultures will take at least a day to grow. 517 00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:36,883 - He'll be dead in a day. - Like he predicted. 518 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:39,176 No, he'll be half a day off. 519 00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:40,571 Would it make you guys feel any better 520 00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,389 if I let you argue with me for three minutes 521 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:46,183 before I order you to treat for amyloidosis? 522 00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:48,769 No. Just treat for amyloidosis. 523 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,146 No, don't. 524 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,567 You're playing the cuddy card? 525 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:55,735 That's why I'm here. 526 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,194 Amyloidosis was your idea. 527 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,404 I was wrong. 528 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,907 Yeah, me, too. You were never fun. 529 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,410 Give me the blood. 530 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,164 I'm type ab. Give me the blood. 531 00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,850 Whatever's in there could be killing him. 532 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,083 In where? 533 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,794 How much tainted blood do you think they keep in here? 534 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,980 How many people have gotten sick from... 535 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:17,364 It would have to have been the first batch, the splenectomy. 536 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,483 That's when the symptoms started. 537 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,302 Okay, let's transfuse blood from those donors. 538 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:24,597 I'll be fine, we'll move on, treat for amyloidosis. 539 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,725 Fill 'er up! 540 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,981 House: I have a new theory. 541 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,318 You're not stubborn. 542 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:42,740 You're not going to get checked because you already know the answer. 543 00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:45,451 I found an old picture in your wallet. 544 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,745 Of course you did. 545 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:52,375 I wasn't snooping. I needed lunch money. 546 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:57,755 I figure it's your mom, except she looks about 32 years old. 547 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,969 Now, the only reason not to update a photo in 20-odd years, 548 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,471 is she's not talking to you, 549 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,348 which would be interesting, 550 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,726 or she's dead, which would also be interesting. 551 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,356 She's dead. 552 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,776 So is grover Cleveland. 553 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,698 Pretty young to have a dead mom. 554 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,910 Even younger 20 years ago. 555 00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:31,205 I googled her obituary. 556 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:37,461 Said she died at new haven presbyterian after a long illness. 557 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,631 Parkinson's? 558 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,892 Huntington's chorea. 559 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:56,939 I'm sorry. 560 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,317 I'm leaving when this case is over. 561 00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:01,944 No, you're not. 562 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,131 You don't want a doctor on your team 563 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:06,782 who's slowly losing control of her body and mind. 564 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:09,869 Huntington's isn't the only thing that causes tremors. 565 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,412 You think it's just a coincidence? 566 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,207 I think you're the only one on the team who drinks decaf. 567 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,129 I've been switching it out with the regular 568 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,173 ever since you dropped that file. 569 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:26,010 You're trembling because you're hopped up on caffeine. 570 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:28,596 The first file wasn't my fault. 571 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:32,141 Medical explanation for that is, people drop things. 572 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:35,519 I've been walking around thinking I'm dying. 573 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:36,979 You are. 574 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,104 You don't know that. 575 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,966 With huntington's, it's inevitable. 576 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:43,444 No, you don't know, because I don't know. 577 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,823 How could you not get tested? 578 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:54,622 If your mom had it, it's a 50% chance you're a bomb waiting to explode. 579 00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:57,416 Not knowing makes me do things I think I'm scared to do. 580 00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:01,045 Take flying lessons, climb Kilimanjaro, work for you. 581 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:05,800 Yeah, 'cause if you knew, you couldn't do any of those things. 582 00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:08,094 What? 583 00:32:08,219 --> 00:32:09,220 You're sweating. 584 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,099 You're burning up. 585 00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:17,019 House, you're sick. 586 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,863 Kutner: Could be pneumococcus. That'd cause chest pain and a stiff neck. 587 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,152 It's not pneumococcus. 588 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,488 Let me check your lymph nodes. 589 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,073 I'm not the patient! 590 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,051 The patient is the one whose body is shutting down. 591 00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:33,744 I'm having a benign transfusion reaction. 592 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:37,206 Pseudomonas would present as an armpit rash. Take off your shirt. 593 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:39,542 - You first. - House, you gotta let us do this. 594 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,919 We can't biopsy him without bleeding him to death. 595 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,170 You are not biopsying me. 596 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,090 How's your stomach? Any diarrhea? 597 00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:49,468 The more transfusions you have, the greater the chance of you reacting. 598 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,097 I've had three in a decade. The fever will be gone in a couple of hours. 599 00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:55,307 I heard somewhere that doctors ignore symptoms 600 00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,101 because they think they can't get sick. 601 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,995 You told us to give you the blood so that you wouldn't... 602 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,437 I am not sick. 603 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,814 Fever is a symptom. 604 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,816 But not of what the patient has. 605 00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:06,253 My kidneys are working. I'm not bleeding out of every organ. 606 00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:07,444 Yet. 607 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,947 This is a waste of time, 608 00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:13,284 and it's distracting you from the actual case. 609 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:17,871 What's wrong? 610 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:19,081 The room's spinning. 611 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,207 You okay? 612 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,627 Dizzy, my mouth just went dry. 613 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:24,834 Could be a symptom of a... 614 00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:27,214 It's a symptom of narcotics. 615 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,844 Who spiked my... 616 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:43,856 What'd you drug him with? 617 00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:47,902 Amber's nickname is "cutthroat bitch" and you're pointing at me? 618 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,987 Got the kidney sample. 619 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:54,241 You're the only one with nothing to lose. 620 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,494 Could have been you. You don't seem to care if you get this job or not. 621 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,764 Yeah, I've been here for eight weeks because my subscription 622 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:00,998 to masochism weekly ran out. 623 00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:04,543 You're the only one who hasn't asked me not to put them on the block. 624 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,421 You're either going to pick me or you're not. 625 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,632 You're fair enough to try to make the right decision, 626 00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:13,177 and arrogant enough that nothing I can say will change your mind. 627 00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,804 I don't want it to be over, but, 628 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:19,433 unless worrying about it is going to make a difference... 629 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,363 I'm going to run some stains. 630 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,199 He'll be less of an ass to you. 631 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,794 Patient dead yet? 632 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:53,175 It's a little much for a first date. 633 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,594 Obviously, you've never dated me. 634 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,473 Feels like you already got the lung and kidney samples. 635 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,100 Now I just need a piece of your liver. 636 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:03,477 Hey, you might want to use a little bit of iidocaine. 637 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,772 Oh, yeah, I forgot. Slight pinch! 638 00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:18,909 You drugged me. 639 00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:21,996 You drugged me. 640 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,522 Stopped by the lab. 641 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,443 Your mutinous team is starting to worry about life on Pitcairn Island. 642 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:54,862 All your biopsies are clean. 643 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:57,906 Because there's nothing wrong with me. 644 00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:01,869 Did foreman finally okay the amyloidosis treatment? 645 00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:05,122 Patient's scheduled for irradiation at 9:00. 646 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,751 You risked your life again. 647 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,270 You couldn't be sure he had amyloidosis. 648 00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:12,981 You can't be sure that I couldn't be sure. 649 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,506 You did one test. It was negative. 650 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:15,883 - Inconclusive. - Well, then, 651 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:19,303 by all means, flood your body with possibly lethal blood. 652 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,889 I usually like to give the lethal blood to foreman, 653 00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,515 but I'm the only one who's type ab. 654 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,186 Of course you're type ab, universal recipient. 655 00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,438 You take from everybody. 656 00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:32,524 Of course, you're type 0. Universal donor. 657 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,527 No wonder you're paying three alimonies. 658 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,198 How do you know what blood type I am? 659 00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,450 Idon1. It just seemed to fit the metaphor. 660 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:42,951 No, no, no, no. 661 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,954 Did you test my blood for something? 662 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,183 Why would you test my blood for something? 663 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,666 I didn't. 664 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,294 You must have told me what you were. 665 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,922 Who the hell chats about their blood type? 666 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,924 You had to have tested me. 667 00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:05,182 There's no reason to ask anyone their blood type. 668 00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,311 You're about to run out of here, aren't you? 669 00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:14,525 Nurse, can I have a moment with my patient? 670 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,734 He's due in radiation. 671 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,320 It's too late, he's dying. 672 00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,577 Told you. 673 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,746 I'm sorry I doubted you. 674 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,835 It'd be a shame if your secrets died with you. 675 00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:37,172 Perhaps you've got that trick written down somewhere. 676 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:41,218 Or maybe you want to tell me and I'll write it down for you. 677 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,138 That way you can live on. 678 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:50,060 I'm taking it with me. See, that way it stays magic. 679 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,356 You were wrong about everything. 680 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,943 It was never magic, and you're not dying. 681 00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:01,155 What's your blood type? 682 00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:02,823 Type a. 683 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:05,909 What? 684 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,704 Trust me, it's way cooler to know. 685 00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,461 Where's Finn? 686 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,337 Up my sleeve. 687 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,300 It's not amyloidosis. And his blood's fine. 688 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,510 We just gave him the wrong type. 689 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,930 Caused the dic, explains the bleeding, multi-system failures. 690 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:27,973 But we tested his blood. 691 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:31,852 That's because we don't test blood for type. We test for antibodies. 692 00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,621 Because your body only makes those antibodies 693 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,647 when you actually have that type of blood. 694 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:37,333 Well, apparently, he has one more symptom. 695 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:40,194 His body's making an extra antibody, type b. 696 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:43,322 Combine that with his natural type a and, presto, change-o, 697 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:46,241 he magically pulls blood type ab out of his hat. 698 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,327 - Would you stop that? - God, yes. 699 00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,538 Autoimmune diseases can make antibodies go haywire, but, still... 700 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,416 It's happened. And apparently, it's happened again. 701 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,044 I finally have a case of lupus. 702 00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:00,172 Flush him with saline, transfuse four units, type a 703 00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:01,590 and start him on steroids. 704 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:04,885 He'll be back hoodwinking idiots in no time. 705 00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,996 Big love, rise. 706 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,089 Use their power wisely, my lord. 707 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,804 I nominate Amber. 708 00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:52,015 Cutthroat bitch, rise. 709 00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:58,814 You're surprised? You're everyone's pick. 710 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,816 Next victim. 711 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:02,317 I nominate 712 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,404 kutner. 713 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,913 Now everyone's surprised. Why? 714 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:18,041 You said I don't have to justify my picks. 715 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,336 No, I said you could use whatever criteria you want. 716 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,422 Doesn't mean I don't wanna know. 717 00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:25,966 He was right about this being a real case, 718 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:30,887 he was right about the botched transfusion and he's your love nugget. 719 00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,181 You got no reason to pick him. 720 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,064 But somebody else does. 721 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,443 Kutner's a liability. 722 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,570 He electrocuted himself, lit a patient on fire, 723 00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:50,449 it's only a matter of time before he burns the hospital down. 724 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:53,577 You made a deal with cuddy. 725 00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:59,374 That's how you got her undewvear. 726 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:03,378 She sold it to you for the right to put her choices on the block. 727 00:41:03,587 --> 00:41:06,882 You said get her undewvear. I got it. 728 00:41:07,758 --> 00:41:09,968 Your scheme was brilliant, 729 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,680 and you're fired. 730 00:41:14,598 --> 00:41:16,808 You're all about breaking the rules. 731 00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,769 Her rules, not mine. 732 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,229 The whole point of this was to subvert cuddy. 733 00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,982 You became her partner, gave her power she didn't already have. 734 00:41:24,358 --> 00:41:26,485 Let her greedy fingers into my cookie jar, 735 00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:29,404 which sadly is not as dirty as it sounds. 736 00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:33,241 Thanks for playing. 737 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,728 What the hell is this? 738 00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:07,693 Looks like an envelope with the results of a genetic test 739 00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:09,778 for huntington's inside. 740 00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:11,446 Did you look? 741 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,281 I thought it'd be fun to find out together. 742 00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:14,700 I don't want to know. 743 00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:16,785 No, you're afraid to know. 744 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:21,456 I might die. So could you. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow. 745 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:25,460 The only difference is you don't have to know about it today. So why should I? 746 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,838 I don't have to know the lottery numbers, 747 00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:30,841 but if someone offered them to me, I'd take them. 748 00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:34,136 You spend your whole life looking for answers, 749 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,931 because you think the next answer will change something. 750 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,934 Maybe make you a little less miserable. 751 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:43,770 And you know that when you run out of questions 752 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,606 you don't just run out of answers, 753 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,900 you run out of hope. 754 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,071 Are you glad you know that? 55841

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