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The Chinese water torture cell
was invented in 1911 by Harry Houdini.
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Nothing like new material.
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He was lowered
head-first into the water.
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His ankles were locked
and bolted to the top of the tank.
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I'm going to need a volunteer.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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The guy dislocating
his shoulder, right there.
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Could you tell the guy
next to you to come up?
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Come on, get up there, man.
Get up there, man! Come on!
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Come on!
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- Hi, have we met before?
- No.
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See, if you'd said, "yes,"
you could've gone back to your seat.
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Now, can you vouch for this audience
that this is a glass tank full of water?
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- Yeah.
- No, you can't.
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You haven't done
anything yet. Come on.
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Knock on the glass.
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Solid glass. Knock on it.
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It's real water, too.
Ilana, splash the guy.
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- Does that feel wet to you?
- Yeah.
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And you think that proves it's water?
I think we have met.
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Do you know the public washroom behind
the truck stop east of Omaha?
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- No.
- See, if you'd said, "yes,"
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that would have been so funny.
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Hold out your arms for me.
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- You've done this before, right?
- No.
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Again, two choices
and you went for the unfunny one.
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Now, remember. There's only one thing
you've got to be able to do.
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Drag a screaming, crying shackled man
out of a tank of water.
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Hey, you can swim, right?
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Tell me you can swim!
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Yeah.
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Two answers, man. Two answers!
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Is that part of the act?
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I'm new. I think so.
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Maybe not.
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Get up here!
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Aw.
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Five eager doctors,
and no sick people.
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Let us try and fill
our spare time with a new challenge.
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The winner gets immunity...
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I've a sick guy.
I saw this magician last night...
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The girl's fine.
He didn't really cut her in half.
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His heart stopped while he was hanging
upside down in a water tank.
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A drowning man's heart stopped?
That is a mystery.
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Along with immunity,
the winner gets to nominate two...
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He lost consciousness
almost as soon as he hit the water.
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You have to leave work at 6:00 P.M.,
but you make time for man dates?
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What's the challenge?
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Are we not allowed
to be friends?
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I'm just hurt. When I asked you
to come see mamma Mia...
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No history of heart disease,
no angina, no...
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He's lying.
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About his history?
Er confirmed...
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About everything. He's a magician.
That's what they do.
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He screwed up the trick, started
drowning and he got a cardiac arrest.
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You were talking
about a challenge?
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The winner nominates
two of your competitors.
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I will fire one of them.
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Even if he was drowning,
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it would have taken longer to set off
a cardiac incident
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without some
underlying problem...
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Fine. Go run your tests.
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If you're wrong, you're fired.
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If I'm right, do I stay?
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If I say no, are you going
to let your patient die?
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What's the challenge?
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We can all applaud the doctor who's
willing to break all the rules.
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But the real hero
is the unsung doctor,
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toiling in anonymity, because he broke
the rules without getting caught.
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I need to know
you have these skills.
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I need you
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to bring me
the thong of Lisa cuddy.
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Not kidding.
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Thong, cuddy, go.
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It's how I got hired.
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You're actually
considering this?
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If you want to stand on principle,
I really respect you for that.
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It's childish, unprofessional
and inappropriate.
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The job is not worth it.
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We should all beg off, tell him
we failed, no winners, no losers.
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Fine.
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You're going to do it,
aren't you?
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Of course I'm going to do it.
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No valvular regurgitation,
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no wall motion abnormalities,
no other structural defects.
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If you didn't sound so despondent,
I'd say that was good news.
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It is for you, not for him.
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Notice any heaviness in your legs
the last couple days?
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Why isn't it good news for you?
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Because if there's nothing wrong
with you, he gets fired.
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- Seriously?
- Somewhat seriously. Your legs?
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Haven't noticed anything
out of the ordinary.
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- Shortness of breath?
- Would it help if I puked?
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Pick a card.
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- Any tightness in your chest or arms?
- Pick a card.
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You don't seem too worried.
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Would you please pick a card?
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Our boss thinks your cardiac arrest
was just a result
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of you accidentally drowning.
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Your boss is an idiot.
Put it back. Shuffle them up.
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So, then,
why aren't you worried?
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Either I'm dying or I'm not.
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I mean, I don't want
the ride to be over,
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but unless worrying is some new form
of treatment...
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- Your card.
- No.
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I'm going to prep you
for a transesophageal echo.
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You sure you shuffled these?
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And I'm going to
need to sedate you.
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Might wanna check
your wallet first.
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Would you check your wallet?
It's part of the trick.
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That's my card.
How did you do that?
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Do it again?
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- Thought you weren't playing.
- I'm not.
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She'll fire you
if she catches you.
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I don't think she can fire me
for not trying to steal her panties.
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You trying to will them off?
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If I had a plan,
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the first part would be
not telling you what the plan was.
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You haven't touched that coffee.
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Yes, I have.
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She can't keep her panties on
if they're wet. We work together.
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One wins, protects the other.
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Or, I win by myself, and then you try
desperately to convince me to spare you.
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Dr. Cuddy!
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Dr. Taub, are you okay?
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I just tripped. I'm so sorry.
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I have some extra time.
Do you need any help in the clinic?
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Okay.
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We found no apparent cause for the
arrest. Tte and tee revealed no...
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Send the patient home.
You can give him a lift.
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We checked for clots,
we checked for...
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You're reporting to me because
you're scared to report to house,
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because you found nothing,
because this isn't a case.
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And you thought
I'd save your ass.
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Yeah.
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I thought he was sick.
What was I supposed to do?
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What about his lungs? Decreased oxygen
saturation leads to heart failure.
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- Er didn't find anything.
- Er wasn't looking.
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Too busy trying
to keep him alive. Get an mri.
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Woman: Clinic.
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Yes, can you ask Dr. Cuddy to come
to the nurses' station? Stat.
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Right away.
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I asked you to get Dr. Cuddy.
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Dr. Taub said
she'd be right out.
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A fungus in my lungs? How would I even
get something like that?
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Well, right now it's just a theory.
We don't even know if...
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God, I knew I shouldn't
have done those mushrooms in college.
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I'm sure there's no connection.
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It was a joke.
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You really lose your sense of humor
when yourjob's on the line.
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Sorry. Most dying people
don't really like to...
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Not that you're dying.
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But a little sick
would be perfect?
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Yeah.
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My stomach!
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Stabbing or throbbing?
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Grey Turner's sign.
He's got internal bleeding.
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I'll call surgery.
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The surgeons have transfused
three units ab positive,
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but they're still
looking for the source of the bleed.
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No trauma. Could be liver disease,
vitamin k deficiency.
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Only thing we know
for sure it's not, nothing.
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And we would've noticed
something chronic like liver disease.
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It's probably an
intestinal infarct.
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No, I got it!
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Eau de cuddy.
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No way. How did you get them?
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Only one way.
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These are not cuddy's panties.
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You don't think that I...
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Also, she's wearing
a red bra today.
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Like I'm the only
one who noticed.
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Means that
the downstairs will match.
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Do your research, people.
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An intestinal infarct could be linked
to the cardiac arrest.
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Hike up your skirt.
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That's rude, even for you.
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Hike it down then. You're wearing a
black bra. Let's see the undewvear.
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You two cut a deal.
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If you're not cheating,
you're not trying hard enough.
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So, you're not
wearing any undewvear?
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There's a guy bleeding...
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Foreman, she's not wearing any
undewvear. You used to be more fun.
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She's not wearing
any undewvear, big deal.
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When she stops wearing clothes, then we
can drop the medical stuff.
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Let me see the mri film.
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We didn't get any images.
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He started screaming
as soon as I turned it on.
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Define soon.
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I didn't even get
a chance to sit down.
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You guys ever wonder
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how he was going
to get out of that water tank?
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You, come.
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Lacerations in his digestive tract
and his spleen is shredded.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have nothing in my hands,
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nothing up my sleeve.
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I do have something in my pants,
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but it's not going to help
with this particular trick.
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Watch closely.
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- How you been?
- Fine, 'til now.
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Ta-da!
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Now, you disappear.
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Look familiar?
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The mri's magnet ripped this through
your intestine into your spleen.
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Forgot about that,
on account of almost dying.
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Where's Dr. Kutner?
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He's no longer on your case.
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'Cause there's nothing
wrong with you.
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I didn't screw up that trick.
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Everything that's happened
can be explained
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by you being forgetful
and incompetent.
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You screwed up,
you passed out...
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Know my favorite time to lie?
When my life hangs in the balance.
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Your life doesn't
hang in the balance.
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You know your life
doesn't hang in the balance.
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Your reputation might hang...
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You ever do magic as a kid?
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You seem like the type.
Lonely, obsessive...
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I outgrew it. You?
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Pick a card?
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Too much trouble.
Can I just pick my nose?
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I am not a hack.
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I tell you how it's done,
will you go home?
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Guess you're going to
make it magically appear in my wallet...
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You are a hack.
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I don't screw up.
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Nosebleed that major
means he's actually sick.
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Means the cardiac arrest
was a symptom.
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Stop gloating.
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I'm not gloating.
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Then what's that smirk?
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Nosmhh it's just how I look.
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What about
the undewvear challenge?
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I declare it officially on hold.
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Not really fair, but I get it.
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It's cuddy's.
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Pull down your pants.
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You think I'm lying?
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No, I want to give you a reward.
Yes, I think you're lying.
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Cardiac arrest
plus nosebleed. Go.
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Patient has no significant family
history, no angina, no prior attacks.
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What if isn't his heart?
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What if it's
the vessels around his heart?
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Polyarteritis nodosa causes cardiac
symptoms and hypertension,
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which makes his nose bleed.
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00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,895
You know what else makes your nose bleed
and your heart race? Cocaine.
247
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,022
Guy works in
a b-list nightclub in Atlantic city.
248
00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:00,025
He's got to be taking
regular rolls in the snow.
249
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,736
You, take the gloater
to the patient's drug den.
250
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,781
Make sure you pat down
his pockets before you leave.
251
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,533
You and big love, biopsy a blood vessel
from around the heart.
252
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,869
Test for polyarteritis nodosa.
253
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,955
You, in my office.
254
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,755
Those aren't my panties.
255
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,173
I know.
256
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,675
Hypothetical.
257
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:29,054
A young woman does something
clumsy in public,
258
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:34,392
and instead of laughing it off, she gets
irrationally upset. Explain.
259
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,938
Maybe she's clumsy
'cause she's nervous
260
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,108
'cause she forgot
to do her spelling homework.
261
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,819
Well,
in my hypothetical, she's eight.
262
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:48,240
This girl's not insecure.
Seems more like she's afraid.
263
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,385
Do you have a point, or did you
just get a new book of riddles?
264
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,245
I think you're hiding
a medical condition.
265
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,746
I'm not.
266
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,331
I'm glad we had this talk.
267
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,334
Doctors often try to ignore
their symptoms,
268
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,379
because they
think they can't get sick.
269
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,549
If you've got something going on,
I need you to take care of it.
270
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,176
And I take your
compassion entirely at face value.
271
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,846
It's not compassion. It's self-interest.
I want my team healthy.
272
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,848
It's not
self-interest. It's curiosity.
273
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,808
I dropped a file, house.
274
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:19,437
I start bleeding from the eyes, I'll be
sure to make an appointment.
275
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,481
Okay.
276
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,487
- Well, found some pot.
- Bag it.
277
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,379
I'm not sure it really
fits the symptoms.
278
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:33,118
Of course not, but it'd be irresponsible
to leave it here.
279
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,830
- You have a quarter?
- No.
280
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,555
How did Cole get
those panties off cuddy?
281
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,793
They were never on her.
No way those are hers.
282
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,587
Aha.
283
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,338
Tularemia.
284
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,798
No, he'd have to have rabbits.
285
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,635
True, maybe a tick
jumped from a rabbit
286
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,472
and landed on one of these white,
fluffy alligators.
287
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,558
Then it jumps onto our patient,
288
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:01,062
transfers the bacteria, causes
pericarditis, explains everything.
289
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,487
What are you giving me?
290
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:10,739
How'd you do the trick?
291
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:16,077
If I explain, it becomes mundane.
You lose the actual magic.
292
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,205
What do you mean,
"the actual magic"?
293
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,540
You think you're actually
sawing women in half?
294
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,185
You going to
tell me what's wrong with me or not?
295
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,213
Magic is cool.
Actual magic is oxymoronic.
296
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,465
Might not even be oxy.
297
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,927
You're not going
to tell me unless I tell you?
298
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,804
You got a nurse
to plant the card.
299
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,431
I can't get a nurse
to help me pee.
300
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,183
You got a buddy
to plant the card.
301
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,644
The fun is in not knowing.
302
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,237
The fun is in knowing.
303
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,575
My head.
Oh, I've got a headache.
304
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,368
How bad? Is it new?
305
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,578
It's not too bad.
306
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:02,290
I'll just take one
of these Vicodin.
307
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,220
You eat a lot of beets,
you have an electric toothbrush
308
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,639
and you sleep less
than six hours a night.
309
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,057
That's impressive.
310
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,936
The red betamine from the beets stains
the plaque deposits on your teeth,
311
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,397
which are then swirled
by your spinning toothbrush.
312
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,066
Your heavy lids and
your prematurely aging skin
313
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,193
tell me that you're
carrying a major sleep debt.
314
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,122
That was way cooler
before you explained it.
315
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,114
It was meaningless
until I explained it.
316
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,285
People come to my show
because they want a sense of wonder.
317
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:43,373
They want to experience
something that they can't explain.
318
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,209
If the wonder's gone
when the truth is known,
319
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,628
there never was any wonder.
320
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,049
You have tularemia from your rabbits.
I put you on antibiotics.
321
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,844
You'll be better
in a couple of days.
322
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,346
Sorry to spoil the mystery.
323
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,765
Thank you.
324
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,030
I'll get it.
325
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,285
Oh, my god!
326
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,246
- You're not wearing undewvear.
- Of course, I'm...
327
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,248
A skirt that tight,
you got no secrets.
328
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,335
A skirt that tight
I can tell if you got an iud.
329
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,627
Have you seen Dr. Cole?
330
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,630
- You're blushing.
- I am not.
331
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,299
Look at me.
332
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,802
Oh, my god!
333
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,101
How'd you do it?
334
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,896
So I'm safe?
335
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:51,441
In this job, yeah. Your crotch,
on the other hand...
336
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,568
How'd you do it?
337
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,028
Prayer, mostly.
338
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,868
Just tell me.
Does cuddy have her groove back?
339
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,663
It'd be rude of me to discuss.
340
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,416
You handed over her panties.
341
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,002
I don't think gallantry's really
an option at this point.
342
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,254
If I tell you,
then where is the magic?
343
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,257
He passed out. Ultrasound revealed
bleeding around his heart.
344
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,783
We drained 100 cc
before it stopped.
345
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,249
The antibiotics aren't working.
346
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,638
It's obviously not tularemia
or any other infection.
347
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,556
Excuse me, we were talking.
348
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,725
Bleeding around
the heart could mean botched biopsy.
349
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:26,911
When Cole was looking for...
350
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,144
Why would you accuse the man
351
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,271
who decides your fate
of screwing up?
352
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,485
Those really were her panties?
353
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:38,655
Cole has traveled
through the forest of crustaceans
354
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,448
and brought us a treasure.
355
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,367
He has earned his reward.
356
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,095
If I could just
get the immunity, I would...
357
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,246
No, Sophie. You can't.
358
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,790
Use whatever criteria you want.
359
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,334
Could be a clotting issue.
360
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,586
If he developed dic after the surgery,
361
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,391
even a normal biopsy
bleeds out of control.
362
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,967
So, cardiac arrest and dic.
What's the common denominator?
363
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,153
- Could be cancer.
- We've been looking at his chest
364
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,377
since he got here. It's clean.
365
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,781
So the main mass
is somewhere else.
366
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:08,351
Throws off a clot, blocks an artery
in his heart, causes the arrest.
367
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,230
Good. Go find out
where he's hiding his cancer.
368
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:19,404
If you swallowed any more metal
now would be a good time to tell us.
369
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,161
My hands feel kind of numb.
370
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,455
You lost a lot of blood.
371
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,500
I'm going to die.
372
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,627
Everybody gets scared
in the hospital.
373
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,994
You're sick, you feel awful...
374
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,675
This time tomorrow,
375
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,345
I'll be dead.
376
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,446
So, who's going on the block?
377
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,115
He thinks he's dying.
378
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,408
He's probably right.
379
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,244
Tomorrow.
380
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,331
You decide to put me up,
I totally get it.
381
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,456
Nothing personal.
382
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,875
I haven't decided anything.
383
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,043
But you don't like me.
384
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,461
I like you.
385
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,507
There's some fluid in the lungs.
386
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,425
No masses.
387
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,179
I'm manipulative.
I play the game.
388
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,014
I can be a bitch.
389
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,432
There's a dark spot.
390
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,769
Damage from where
the key ripped through.
391
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,396
You're probably expecting me
to bash the others.
392
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:40,693
Give examples of how they screwed up.
You know I can. I'm a good doctor.
393
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:45,365
As good as anybody around here.
Probably better.
394
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,660
And you know that's
the only thing that matters.
395
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,504
What's that?
396
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,928
It's not a tumor, it's another bleed.
This one's in his kidney.
397
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,306
And his thigh. He's bleeding
all over the place.
398
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,226
His timetable may be right on.
399
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:21,442
It was creepy.
The patient predicted his own death.
400
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,568
Would have been more impressive if he
predicted that he wasn't going to die.
401
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,136
- Of course, that takes longer to prove.
- Could be a symptom.
402
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,366
Sense of impending doom.
403
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:32,662
Yeah, could be adrenal gland disorders,
blood issues, anaphylaxis...
404
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,682
If you're going to
kiss his ass to protect your ass,
405
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,624
at least wait until
he's had a good idea.
406
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,376
It's a symptom
of him being a charlatan.
407
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,437
He's a second-rate magician
with a mysterious illness.
408
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,855
Why wouldn't
he predict his own death?
409
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,233
If he's wrong, we all forget it.
If he's right, he goes out a legend.
410
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,026
Kutner: He got scared right
after a transfusion.
411
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,845
Tainted blood has been known
to cause a sense of impending doom.
412
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,030
It could also explain the dic.
413
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:53,891
I predict all
your pagers go off right now.
414
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,103
But if it had happened...
415
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,482
Anyone bother looking at his panel?
His immunoglobulin levels are low.
416
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,002
That doesn't tell
us anything specific...
417
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,654
Are you acting stupid because
you know you're safe? Clever.
418
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,116
Low immunoglobulin plus failing heart,
plus fluid in the lungs,
419
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,452
plus internal bleeding
equals amyloidosis.
420
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,704
He's bleeding way
too much for amyloidosis.
421
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:17,165
Say anything about
his hands or feet feeling weak?
422
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:21,502
He said his hands felt numb,
but that's explained by the blood loss.
423
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,342
No!
Do not give me credit for that.
424
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,928
Close doesn't count. That's how people
get sucked into this stupidity.
425
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:31,888
He's seizing.
426
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,723
Somebody stabilize him.
427
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,601
The rest of you pull
his medical records. Go back 10 years.
428
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:40,897
Look for joint pain, fatigue,
anything associated with amyloidosis.
429
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,567
Mr. Finn,
nod if you can hear me.
430
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,945
You had a grand mal seizure.
431
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,911
We're giving you liquids
and an anticonvulsant.
432
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,366
Just try to rest.
433
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,827
Pulse is dropping.
He's stabilizing.
434
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,056
You're not going to
put me on the block, are you?
435
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,207
I haven't decided who
I'm going to pick.
436
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,917
It's cool.
437
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,753
His legs look swollen to you?
438
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,171
Slight swelling could be renal.
439
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,673
I baby-sat for you.
440
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:10,343
I decided I'm going to make my decision
based solely on who deserves to be here.
441
00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,762
That's admirable, though stupid.
442
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,866
You shouldn't save the strongest.
You should get rid of the strongest.
443
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,851
Eliminate your competition,
which is definitely not me.
444
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,770
And I'm your friend.
445
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,455
And how you going
to explain to your kid
446
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:26,025
that I can't take him to the zoo
next week because you got me fired?
447
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:29,112
Kutner,
he's going to seize again.
448
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:33,658
Flank pain, his kidneys are shutting
down. Also, Amber's a racist.
449
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,579
You knew they'd get paged?
450
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,039
I noticed a trend.
451
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,876
If nobody does anything,
sick people often gets sicker.
452
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,546
Do you think it's
remotely possible they had sex?
453
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,048
They're both single.
It's still legal in the blue states.
454
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,800
She barely knows him.
455
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,468
You know, in some cultures,
456
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,763
hiring people to steal someone's
underpants is considered wooing.
457
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,267
You should move there, because here
it's just, you know, creepy.
458
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,562
This was no woo.
This was an effective test!
459
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,773
This is beneath my skills.
460
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,442
Kidneys are shutting down.
461
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,694
Led to a sodium deficiency
and caused him to seize.
462
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,131
Kidney failure means
that I was right about amyloidosis.
463
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:15,700
Except that nothing in his medical
history remotely indicates amyloidosis.
464
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:18,244
So, kidney failure
proves I'm right about the bad blood.
465
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,663
Bad blood doesn't
explain the heart or the liver.
466
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,228
His major symptoms didn't start
until after we transfused him.
467
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,877
Is cardiac arrest
no longer considered a major symptom?
468
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,378
Not when it's
caused by drowning.
469
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,983
So your new theory is that you were
an idiot to take this case.
470
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,549
Yes. Can I go test
that theory now?
471
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:35,261
Waste of time. He needs a bone marrow
transplant for the amyloidosis.
472
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:36,706
You'd have to
irradiate him first.
473
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:37,865
If they're right
about the blood,
474
00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:40,141
you'd be destroying
his immune system for nothing.
475
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,811
Which could be a good thing.
Does he have a really crappy life?
476
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,564
Go prove I'm right.
Do a subcutaneous fat biopsy.
477
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:48,529
At least let us eliminate
the bad blood theory.
478
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:52,153
Check the blood banks
for mismarks and contamination.
479
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,158
You got two hours.
480
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,618
That's completely arbitrary.
481
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:01,662
No, if I'd said that you've got
three lunar months,
482
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:02,973
that'd be completely arbitrary.
483
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,725
Two hours is how long
it's going to take big love
484
00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,709
to finish the biopsy
that you guys can't do,
485
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:10,129
because you're wasting
two hours checking blood.
486
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,799
- Nine, three!
- Five, all!
487
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,930
Hey, brought you
something from the cafeteria.
488
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,518
It's not a bribe.
This is a bribe.
489
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,397
How much?
490
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:29,649
$1 million.
491
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,652
$5,000.
492
00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,289
- This is so wrong.
- House specifically said
493
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,074
you can use whatever
criteria you want.
494
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,493
I've got money. You need money.
495
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,372
- Hand me that slide.
- Right now, you're earning
496
00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,458
what I'm earning,
which is miserable.
497
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,379
I know what school your kid's at.
I know what it costs.
498
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,757
I've seen his picture.
499
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,885
He's going to need braces.
500
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:01,514
Kutner: No rbc damage.
501
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:02,825
Thirteen:
Nothing wrong with storage.
502
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:06,310
I'm going to double-check type
and start cultures.
503
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,146
We still got 32 minutes left.
504
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,440
Time flies. What have you found?
505
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:12,646
You're checking up on them.
506
00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:15,045
It means Cole's finished
with the biopsy and it was negative.
507
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,737
Inconclusive.
508
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,584
The fat doesn't always
give you the answer.
509
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:21,492
You need to biopsy his actual organs,
lungs, kidneys, liver.
510
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,428
We stick another
needle in him, he'll hemorrhage.
511
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:25,788
Unless we start
treatment for amyloidosis.
512
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,707
Unless it's not amyloidosis.
513
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,876
If he has an infection,
the radiation will kill him.
514
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,335
Show me evidence of infection.
515
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:32,753
We need more than two hours.
516
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,982
Some of these cultures
will take at least a day to grow.
517
00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:36,883
- He'll be dead in a day.
- Like he predicted.
518
00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:39,176
No, he'll be half a day off.
519
00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:40,571
Would it make you guys feel any better
520
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,389
if I let you argue
with me for three minutes
521
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:46,183
before I order you
to treat for amyloidosis?
522
00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:48,769
No. Just treat for amyloidosis.
523
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,146
No, don't.
524
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,567
You're playing the cuddy card?
525
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:55,735
That's why I'm here.
526
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,194
Amyloidosis was your idea.
527
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,404
I was wrong.
528
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,907
Yeah, me, too.
You were never fun.
529
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,410
Give me the blood.
530
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,164
I'm type ab. Give me the blood.
531
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,850
Whatever's in there
could be killing him.
532
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,083
In where?
533
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,794
How much tainted blood
do you think they keep in here?
534
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,980
How many people
have gotten sick from...
535
00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:17,364
It would have to have
been the first batch, the splenectomy.
536
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,483
That's when
the symptoms started.
537
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,302
Okay, let's transfuse blood
from those donors.
538
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:24,597
I'll be fine, we'll move on,
treat for amyloidosis.
539
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,725
Fill 'er up!
540
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,981
House: I have a new theory.
541
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,318
You're not stubborn.
542
00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:42,740
You're not going to get checked because
you already know the answer.
543
00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:45,451
I found an
old picture in your wallet.
544
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,745
Of course you did.
545
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:52,375
I wasn't snooping.
I needed lunch money.
546
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:57,755
I figure it's your mom,
except she looks about 32 years old.
547
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,969
Now, the only reason
not to update a photo in 20-odd years,
548
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,471
is she's not talking to you,
549
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,348
which would be interesting,
550
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,726
or she's dead, which would
also be interesting.
551
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,356
She's dead.
552
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,776
So is grover Cleveland.
553
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,698
Pretty young to have a dead mom.
554
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,910
Even younger 20 years ago.
555
00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:31,205
I googled her obituary.
556
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:37,461
Said she died at new haven presbyterian
after a long illness.
557
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,631
Parkinson's?
558
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,892
Huntington's chorea.
559
00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:56,939
I'm sorry.
560
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,317
I'm leaving when
this case is over.
561
00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:01,944
No, you're not.
562
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,131
You don't want
a doctor on your team
563
00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:06,782
who's slowly losing
control of her body and mind.
564
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:09,869
Huntington's isn't
the only thing that causes tremors.
565
00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,412
You think it's
just a coincidence?
566
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,207
I think you're the only
one on the team who drinks decaf.
567
00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,129
I've been switching it out
with the regular
568
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,173
ever since you dropped that file.
569
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:26,010
You're trembling because
you're hopped up on caffeine.
570
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:28,596
The first file wasn't my fault.
571
00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:32,141
Medical explanation for that is,
people drop things.
572
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:35,519
I've been walking around
thinking I'm dying.
573
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:36,979
You are.
574
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,104
You don't know that.
575
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,966
With huntington's,
it's inevitable.
576
00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:43,444
No, you don't know,
because I don't know.
577
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,823
How could you not get tested?
578
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:54,622
If your mom had it, it's a 50% chance
you're a bomb waiting to explode.
579
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:57,416
Not knowing makes me do things
I think I'm scared to do.
580
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:01,045
Take flying lessons, climb Kilimanjaro,
work for you.
581
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:05,800
Yeah, 'cause if you knew,
you couldn't do any of those things.
582
00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:08,094
What?
583
00:32:08,219 --> 00:32:09,220
You're sweating.
584
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,099
You're burning up.
585
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:17,019
House, you're sick.
586
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,863
Kutner: Could be pneumococcus. That'd
cause chest pain and a stiff neck.
587
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,152
It's not pneumococcus.
588
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,488
Let me check your lymph nodes.
589
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,073
I'm not the patient!
590
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,051
The patient is
the one whose body is shutting down.
591
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:33,744
I'm having a benign
transfusion reaction.
592
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:37,206
Pseudomonas would present
as an armpit rash. Take off your shirt.
593
00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:39,542
- You first.
- House, you gotta let us do this.
594
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,919
We can't biopsy him
without bleeding him to death.
595
00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,170
You are not biopsying me.
596
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,090
How's your stomach?
Any diarrhea?
597
00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:49,468
The more transfusions you have,
the greater the chance of you reacting.
598
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,097
I've had three in a decade. The fever
will be gone in a couple of hours.
599
00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:55,307
I heard somewhere
that doctors ignore symptoms
600
00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,101
because they think
they can't get sick.
601
00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,995
You told us to give you the blood
so that you wouldn't...
602
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,437
I am not sick.
603
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,814
Fever is a symptom.
604
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,816
But not of what the patient has.
605
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:06,253
My kidneys are working.
I'm not bleeding out of every organ.
606
00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:07,444
Yet.
607
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,947
This is a waste of time,
608
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:13,284
and it's distracting you
from the actual case.
609
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:17,871
What's wrong?
610
00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:19,081
The room's spinning.
611
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,207
You okay?
612
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,627
Dizzy, my mouth just went dry.
613
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:24,834
Could be a symptom of a...
614
00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:27,214
It's a symptom of narcotics.
615
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,844
Who spiked my...
616
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:43,856
What'd you drug him with?
617
00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:47,902
Amber's nickname is "cutthroat bitch"
and you're pointing at me?
618
00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,987
Got the kidney sample.
619
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:54,241
You're the only one
with nothing to lose.
620
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,494
Could have been you. You don't seem
to care if you get this job or not.
621
00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,764
Yeah, I've been here for eight weeks
because my subscription
622
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:00,998
to masochism weekly ran out.
623
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:04,543
You're the only one who hasn't asked me
not to put them on the block.
624
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,421
You're either going
to pick me or you're not.
625
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,632
You're fair enough
to try to make the right decision,
626
00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:13,177
and arrogant enough that
nothing I can say will change your mind.
627
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,804
I don't want it to be over, but,
628
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:19,433
unless worrying about it
is going to make a difference...
629
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,363
I'm going to run some stains.
630
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,199
He'll be less of an ass to you.
631
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,794
Patient dead yet?
632
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:53,175
It's a little much
for a first date.
633
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,594
Obviously,
you've never dated me.
634
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,473
Feels like you
already got the lung and kidney samples.
635
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,100
Now I just need
a piece of your liver.
636
00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:03,477
Hey, you might want
to use a little bit of iidocaine.
637
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,772
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Slight pinch!
638
00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:18,909
You drugged me.
639
00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:21,996
You drugged me.
640
00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,522
Stopped by the lab.
641
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,443
Your mutinous team is starting to worry
about life on Pitcairn Island.
642
00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:54,862
All your biopsies are clean.
643
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:57,906
Because there's
nothing wrong with me.
644
00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:01,869
Did foreman finally okay
the amyloidosis treatment?
645
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:05,122
Patient's scheduled
for irradiation at 9:00.
646
00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,751
You risked your life again.
647
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,270
You couldn't be sure
he had amyloidosis.
648
00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:12,981
You can't be sure
that I couldn't be sure.
649
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,506
You did one test.
It was negative.
650
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:15,883
- Inconclusive.
- Well, then,
651
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:19,303
by all means, flood your body
with possibly lethal blood.
652
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,889
I usually like to give
the lethal blood to foreman,
653
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,515
but I'm the only
one who's type ab.
654
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,186
Of course
you're type ab, universal recipient.
655
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,438
You take from everybody.
656
00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:32,524
Of course,
you're type 0. Universal donor.
657
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,527
No wonder you're
paying three alimonies.
658
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,198
How do you know
what blood type I am?
659
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,450
Idon1.
It just seemed to fit the metaphor.
660
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:42,951
No, no, no, no.
661
00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,954
Did you
test my blood for something?
662
00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,183
Why would you
test my blood for something?
663
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,666
I didn't.
664
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,294
You must have told
me what you were.
665
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,922
Who the hell chats
about their blood type?
666
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,924
You had to have tested me.
667
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:05,182
There's no reason to ask anyone
their blood type.
668
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,311
You're about to run
out of here, aren't you?
669
00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:14,525
Nurse,
can I have a moment with my patient?
670
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,734
He's due in radiation.
671
00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,320
It's too late, he's dying.
672
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,577
Told you.
673
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,746
I'm sorry I doubted you.
674
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,835
It'd be a shame
if your secrets died with you.
675
00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:37,172
Perhaps you've got
that trick written down somewhere.
676
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:41,218
Or maybe you want to
tell me and I'll write it down for you.
677
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,138
That way you can live on.
678
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:50,060
I'm taking it with me.
See, that way it stays magic.
679
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,356
You were wrong about everything.
680
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,943
It was never magic,
and you're not dying.
681
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:01,155
What's your blood type?
682
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:02,823
Type a.
683
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:05,909
What?
684
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,704
Trust me,
it's way cooler to know.
685
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,461
Where's Finn?
686
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,337
Up my sleeve.
687
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,300
It's not amyloidosis.
And his blood's fine.
688
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,510
We just gave him the wrong type.
689
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,930
Caused the dic, explains the bleeding,
multi-system failures.
690
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:27,973
But we tested his blood.
691
00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:31,852
That's because we don't test blood
for type. We test for antibodies.
692
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,621
Because your
body only makes those antibodies
693
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,647
when you actually
have that type of blood.
694
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:37,333
Well, apparently,
he has one more symptom.
695
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:40,194
His body's making
an extra antibody, type b.
696
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:43,322
Combine that with his natural
type a and, presto, change-o,
697
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:46,241
he magically pulls
blood type ab out of his hat.
698
00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,327
- Would you stop that?
- God, yes.
699
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,538
Autoimmune diseases can make antibodies
go haywire, but, still...
700
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,416
It's happened. And apparently,
it's happened again.
701
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,044
I finally have a case of lupus.
702
00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:00,172
Flush him with saline,
transfuse four units, type a
703
00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:01,590
and start him on steroids.
704
00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:04,885
He'll be back
hoodwinking idiots in no time.
705
00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,996
Big love, rise.
706
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,089
Use their power wisely, my lord.
707
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,804
I nominate Amber.
708
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:52,015
Cutthroat bitch, rise.
709
00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:58,814
You're surprised?
You're everyone's pick.
710
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,816
Next victim.
711
00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:02,317
I nominate
712
00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,404
kutner.
713
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,913
Now everyone's surprised. Why?
714
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:18,041
You said I don't
have to justify my picks.
715
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,336
No, I said you
could use whatever criteria you want.
716
00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,422
Doesn't mean I don't wanna know.
717
00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:25,966
He was right about
this being a real case,
718
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:30,887
he was right about the botched
transfusion and he's your love nugget.
719
00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,181
You got no reason to pick him.
720
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,064
But somebody else does.
721
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,443
Kutner's a liability.
722
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,570
He electrocuted himself,
lit a patient on fire,
723
00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:50,449
it's only a matter of time
before he burns the hospital down.
724
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:53,577
You made a deal with cuddy.
725
00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:59,374
That's how you
got her undewvear.
726
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:03,378
She sold it to you for the right
to put her choices on the block.
727
00:41:03,587 --> 00:41:06,882
You said get
her undewvear. I got it.
728
00:41:07,758 --> 00:41:09,968
Your scheme was brilliant,
729
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,680
and you're fired.
730
00:41:14,598 --> 00:41:16,808
You're all about
breaking the rules.
731
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,769
Her rules, not mine.
732
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,229
The whole point
of this was to subvert cuddy.
733
00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,982
You became her partner,
gave her power she didn't already have.
734
00:41:24,358 --> 00:41:26,485
Let her greedy fingers
into my cookie jar,
735
00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:29,404
which sadly
is not as dirty as it sounds.
736
00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:33,241
Thanks for playing.
737
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,728
What the hell is this?
738
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:07,693
Looks like an envelope with
the results of a genetic test
739
00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:09,778
for huntington's inside.
740
00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:11,446
Did you look?
741
00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,281
I thought it'd be fun
to find out together.
742
00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:14,700
I don't want to know.
743
00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:16,785
No, you're afraid to know.
744
00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:21,456
I might die. So could you.
You could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
745
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:25,460
The only difference is you don't have to
know about it today. So why should I?
746
00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,838
I don't have to know
the lottery numbers,
747
00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:30,841
but if someone offered them to me,
I'd take them.
748
00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:34,136
You spend your whole life
looking for answers,
749
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,931
because you think the next answer
will change something.
750
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,934
Maybe make you
a little less miserable.
751
00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:43,770
And you know that when you run out
of questions
752
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,606
you don't just
run out of answers,
753
00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,900
you run out of hope.
754
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,071
Are you glad you know that?
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