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It's cold.
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Good. Thank you.
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There's a new girl
at the ice cream store.
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She doesn't seem too fond
of buttoning her top button.
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Let's go check her out.
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What are we
supposed to be doing?
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It's almost 4:00.
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You got somewhere to be?
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We know he likes
to manipulate people.
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He's probably testing us.
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To find out what?
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How long we can look stupid for?
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He said he'd be here by 3:00.
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He's obviously not coming.
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- I'm going home.
- Nobody follow her.
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She pied pipered nine people
right out of a job last week.
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Would you mind holding
my metaphor for a second?
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New patient, 37-year-old male.
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Suffers from severe
ascending muscle weakness.
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- Why are you late?
- To see who'd put up with it.
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So, if we'd have left,
we would have been fired?
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I was going to fire
whoever stuck around,
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but since
everyone stuck around...
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28% curvature of the spine
has caused reduced lung capacity
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and he has reduced
the bone mineral density.
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The patient has
spinal muscular atrophy.
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It's genetic, incurable.
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This is not
a diagnostic mystery.
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You have just given
the state secrets to the enemy.
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- What enemy?
- New patient, new rules.
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Today, you're going to
split yourselves into two teams.
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The first to figure out what's
threatening to deprive the patient
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of the 20 or so
miserable years he's got left
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with sma
gets to keep their jobs.
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Take off your numbers.
You look stupid.
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And I think I know
who you are by now.
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Wait, how do you
want us to split up?
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Good question,
overly excited former foster kid.
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There's 10 of you. I was thinking
six against six? No, wait.
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How about women versus men?
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Excellent suggestion, fat twin.
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More interesting
than evens versus odds.
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Less interesting
than shirts against skins.
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If your sex organs dangle,
you're the confederates.
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If your sex organs are aesthetically
pleasing, you're the yanks.
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Dr. House?
I'd like to be on the men's team.
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Do your sex organs dangle,
cutthroat bitch?
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Not yet. You've never hired more
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than one female
on your team before.
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If you're going to
purge an entire gender
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it isn't going
to be the danglers.
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Sounds logical, if you don't think
about it for more than three seconds.
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I just told you that
if the danglers lose, they're out.
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So, I can only assume
you're hiding the real reason.
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You don't think the women
will be aggressive enough,
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will be good enough at science.
They'll be too emotional.
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Can I switch teams?
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If the danglers are okay,
I'm okay.
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- We're not okay.
- I get it.
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You don't like me because maybe
I'm a little bit competitive.
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Manipulative.
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"Cutthroat bitch"
is your official title.
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It's a game. You can either play
for fun or play to win.
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If you want to win,
you want "cutthroat".
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No, thank you.
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First thing we have to
do is get inside his head.
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It's not psychological.
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I'm not talking about the patient,
I'm talking about house.
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He's insane,
but he's not irresponsible.
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He wouldn't be playing this game
if he didn't already know the answer.
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The first thing we do
is gang-bang the sucker.
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There's five of us.
We can run dozens of tests.
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We don't need a theory.
We just need brute force.
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What about the assist dog?
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Picks bacteria-infested things up
with its bacteria-infested mouth,
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hands them over to the guy...
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It's not the dog, wouldn't be fair.
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- To who?
- Whom.
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The men.
House knows I used to be a vet.
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If the dog's the answer,
they'd be at a handicap.
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What about the dog?
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Assist dogs put
everything in their mouth.
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Money, doorknobs...
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- Great.
- That's not what I said.
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- Why do you think a low sodium...
- Idon1.
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Patient took a trip to Thailand
two weeks ago.
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Hey, write bigger and angle the board
more so they can see it.
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This is wrong.
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It's only wrong
if they cheat off us.
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And if they cheat off us,
they're wrong.
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They're not cheating,
but one of them is moving.
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Hey. Stop playing with your sutures
or I'll have to re-do them.
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Why do you guys keep a d-cell battery
in a urine specimen cup?
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Because we pulled it
from a patient's intestine.
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Why would somebody
swallow a battery?
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Why do you assume
it was swallowed?
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Bed five needs a bag
of ringer's lactate.
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Would have been worse
if he'd used a nine-volt.
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Who said it was a "he"?
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False assumptions. You're good.
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You're trying to get me
to think like him.
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And you're trying to kiss my ass.
Why are you talking to me?
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Because house is turning patient care
into a game. It's dangerous.
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The patient's going to suffer.
Maybe die.
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Wow! You really need a shave.
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See what I did there?
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Whoa.
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Interesting.
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I need a crash cart in here!
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I didn't do it.
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When a person faints,
it's because they're
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not getting enough blood
to their brain.
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The act of falling
corrects the problem.
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You faint again strapped into
that power chair where you can't fall,
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you might not wake up.
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Killed by an assistive device?
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At least my death would be ironic.
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I think when you
went to Thailand,
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you picked up a threadworm
called strongyloides.
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They usually go up
through your feet.
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I didn't do a lot of walking
on the beach.
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But I assume you did have someone
lay you down in the sand.
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Bare back, bare legs increases
exposure tenfold over bare feet.
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Two pills. You'll be all better.
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Can I have some water
for those, please?
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Hey, take a number!
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House didn't say anything
about taking turns.
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What's she testing you for?
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Don't. They'll spend all day
obsessing over my idea
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instead of coming up
with one of their own.
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And, hey, I might be wrong.
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Seriously.
I'm worried that if we don't know
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what she's given you,
there could be conflicts.
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No, you're not.
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House told me
he's keeping track of all that.
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Ten doctors.
I should be getting ten cures.
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We need blood, hair, and stool.
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You poop and then you use the wooden
sticks to collect the fecal matter,
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then rub it on the green box.
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Hand it to my dog.
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Only one of those things
I can do on my own.
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And the last couple of days,
I haven't been doing that.
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Is it all right with you
if we carry you into the bathroom?
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If you want me there, that's the way
you're going to have to do it.
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Okay.
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- Ready?
- Mmmhmm.
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One, two, three.
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Can I get a little head support, please?
Thank you.
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Why are you here?
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My offices are being used
by my teams.
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Teams?
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Which means this is the only place
where you can yell at me.
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You have "teams"?
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Two of them.
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I wanted to deal
with the yelling today
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because I noticed
what you were wearing,
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and I wouldn't have to listen
all that closely.
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You can't make a competition
out of patient care.
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Without competition,
we'd still be single cell organisms.
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- Can I go now?
- Not until after the yelling.
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What's wrong with him?
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I have seven of
the finest minds on it.
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Along with three very special...
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You wouldn't be doing this
unless you already knew.
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I tell you, you tell them.
Game's over.
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If you know,
you are obligated to treat...
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Well, then, in that case,
I don't know.
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Why would a guy voluntarily shove
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a metal object
into an electrical socket?
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I'm getting closer and closer
to knowing the answer.
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What would happen
if I shut down this game?
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I'd fire them all,
hire 40 new fellowship applicants
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and start the game
all over again.
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You do know what's
wrong with him, right?
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It would be pretty irresponsible
if I didn't, wouldn't it?
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Woman:
Antibiotics aren't working.
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Man 1: Legionella could
explain the lungs, the fever.
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If she had legionella,
she'd have low sodium.
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What can you tell me about her?
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Woman: She likes body surfing.
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Maybe picked up a virus
swimming off Jones beach.
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But she doesn't even have the energy
to finish her crossword anymore.
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Man 2: Her boyfriend said...
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That's it.
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- What is?
- Blurry vision.
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How do you get blurry vision
from not being...
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You don't stop a daily ritual
that cures boredom because you're bored.
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She stopped doing
her crossword puzzle
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because she's having
a hard time reading it.
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What causes fever, boggy lungs,
and blurry vision?
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Fungal aspergillus would explain
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the pneumonia,
which explains the fever.
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Start her on amphotericin.
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Hey, guys. Great job.
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If you were going to try to take
yourself out, why choose electricity?
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You eat a bullet,
jump off a building...
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I love the team thing,
by the way.
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Bury yourself alive
in cuddy's cleavage.
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Teamwork, collaboration,
all for the greater good...
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It could have been
a suicidal gesture
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as opposed to an actual attempt.
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Interestingly,
the rain in Spain doesn't
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actually fall
in the plain all that much.
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But who puts
their internal organs
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on a skillet
just to get attention?
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Go ask him.
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That would be cheating.
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Got a diagnosis yet?
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Get out of here.
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Got a stool sample yet?
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How could you know?
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Oh, I talked to a nurse.
Pretty brilliant, huh?
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I give you a move house will love
straight from one of his former fellows
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and you let me join your team.
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You're too late.
We already have our diagnosis.
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He's lying because
he wants you to go away.
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So do I.
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How do we know
you're not a double agent?
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Find out what we're thinking
then go back to the women.
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Because I don't care
what you're thinking.
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You want to know why
I want to be on your team?
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Because you're idiots.
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If I can get the women
out of the competition, I'm in.
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And so are two of you.
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So what's the big move?
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It's called xenodiagnosis.
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We let these bugs bite you,
then we test their feces for parasites.
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Why can't you test my feces?
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Because you've been chugging
milk of magnesia for the past hour.
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You've got a lot going in
and nothing coming out.
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Testing the bugs' feces is actually
more accurate than testing yours.
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Smaller haystack,
easier to find the needle.
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You okay? Get the bugs off him.
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- Get the bugs off him!
- The test isn't done.
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He's choking!
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House: Patchy infiltrates
on the X-ray, but patient
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improved with chest pt and oxygen,
consistent with aspiration.
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So, now we have
another symptom to explain.
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Why does his throat think
his lungs are his stomach?
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And why are your
throats closing up?
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Shouldn't we be in separate rooms?
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You think I'm going to run
two differentials
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00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,914
at this time in the morning?
Grumpy, you're first.
244
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:09,873
I'm not grumpy.
245
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,542
Well, why would I call you that
if you weren't?
246
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,461
It's an unusual combination.
247
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,838
Unusual equals
exotic equals foreign.
248
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,775
It has to be connected
to his trip to Thailand.
249
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,300
You practice medicine overseas?
250
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,511
I was with doctors without borders
for eight years.
251
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,846
- Ta-da!
- It's in my file.
252
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,140
David Blaine hides
the six of hearts in a beer bottle.
253
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,725
It's still impressive.
254
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,645
- You like exotic. Why are you here?
- I want this job.
255
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,604
House: Parent sick?
256
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,523
No. I... I just...
257
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,941
This is not the job you want.
258
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,776
This is the job
in the zip code you want.
259
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,027
You engaged?
260
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:39,987
Yes.
261
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:40,946
Ta-da!
262
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,573
Am I not allowed to grow up
and change my priorities?
263
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,951
You're allowed to.
People usually don't.
264
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,452
This is not a new symptom.
265
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,705
Our patient has
spinal muscular atrophy.
266
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,623
He has documented trouble swallowing.
267
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,874
The choking is not new.
268
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,168
So, if it's nothing new,
what caused the old?
269
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,338
Strongyloides worms explain
the fainting. We already treated...
270
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:02,259
So, he's all better,
woman who... thirteen.
271
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,260
He hasn't gotten any worse.
272
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,304
That's a pretty passive approach
for the daughter of an alcoholic.
273
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,430
Wrong again.
274
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,142
We could stress his system,
put him on a tilt table.
275
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,478
If he stays conscious, it means
we made the right diagnosis and we win.
276
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,022
Then, why haven't you?
277
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,068
Six against four.
278
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,530
One of the men is going
to have to join the women's team.
279
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,574
On the other hand,
one of the men isn't
280
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,910
an actual doctor,
so I guess it's pretty fair.
281
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,330
Men, you're in the penalty box.
282
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,749
Who's not the doctor?
283
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,792
Glad you asked about that.
284
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,795
The reason I'm penalizing you
is time management.
285
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,715
In diagnostics,
you're always working against the clock.
286
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,235
The women came up with a theory
and they treated the patient.
287
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,539
You guysjust
sat around in a lab,
288
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,346
hoping a series of blind tests
would give you a theory.
289
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:51,016
You wasted the patient's time.
290
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,060
Now, I'm going to waste yours.
291
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,978
Her gums are turning yellow.
292
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,272
Whatever it is,
it's in her liver now.
293
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,149
Fungal fit perfectly.
294
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,568
We were wrong.
295
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,813
And we're going to keep being wrong
until we're right.
296
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,322
Or until she dies.
297
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,115
Yeah. That was very helpful.
298
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,744
Need a team to tell me
we're mortals.
299
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,790
Look. I'm sorry. You're right.
300
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:19,586
Doesn't hurt to be reminded that
we're dealing with real stakes, here.
301
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,964
Liver failure is a bad thing,
but it's also a clue.
302
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,883
What does it tell us?
303
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,937
I can't let you leave
if I think you're still suicidal.
304
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,022
I wasn't trying to off myself.
305
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,859
No, that's right, you were
just trying to kill the wall.
306
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,737
I check this box,
and your next roommates
307
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,907
are going to be
Jesus and crazy mcloonybin.
308
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,868
That guy never had a chance.
309
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,745
It's going to sound stupid.
310
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,622
Suddenly, you're shy?
311
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,624
You pooped your
pants in front of me.
312
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,876
It's one of the nasty
side effects of dying.
313
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,343
Last Saturday
I got in a car crash.
314
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,722
A drunk driver came over the line
and hit me, head on.
315
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,016
It was like slow motion.
316
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,978
I saw these headlights,
317
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,063
then,
318
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,524
I saw...
319
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:31,074
Paramedics said I was
technically dead for 97 seconds.
320
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:38,707
It was the best 97 seconds
of my life.
321
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,549
Okay, here's what happened.
322
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,802
Your oxygen-deprived brain
was shutting down.
323
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,598
A flood of endorphins
and serotonin was released.
324
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,183
That's what gave you the visions.
325
00:16:56,308 --> 00:17:00,145
No. Believe me.
It wasn't chemicals.
326
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,190
I've done every hallucinogenic
there is.
327
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,276
This was way bigger than that.
328
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,656
There's something out there.
329
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,952
Something more.
330
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,332
Hey, can I have my knife back?
331
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,583
Nope.
332
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,421
Who the hell isn't a doctor?
333
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,797
House said we can't talk.
334
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,358
He meant we can't talk about the case.
335
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,468
House is just jerking us around.
336
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,427
That's what he does.
337
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,970
You're not curious.
338
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,722
Only one reason
you wouldn't be curious.
339
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,225
We should talk about the case.
340
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,976
He's punishing us for wasting time.
341
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,661
Maybe we shouldn't
be wasting this time.
342
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,772
Close that door.
You're going to get us all fired.
343
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,567
We need to find a link
between fainting and trouble swallowing.
344
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,820
We need to know if it's dysphagia
or full-blown achalasia.
345
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,155
Paraganglioma.
346
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,950
How would a Neo-plastic growth
in his abdomen explain...
347
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,451
Not his abdomen. In his neck.
348
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,745
A carotid body tumor
causes trouble swallowing.
349
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,165
Food presses against the vagus nerve
and causes the fainting.
350
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,085
So, if this guy has cancer,
we get to keep our jobs.
351
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,354
If he's healthy, we're fired.
352
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,504
We need a ct to prove it.
353
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,690
Brennan: And we need the women not to
figure it out while we're sitting here.
354
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,969
And does house's computer
have a built-in microphone?
355
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:43,915
There is a potential toxicity
with an experimental treatment.
356
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,417
I was never here.
357
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,549
Blood pressure is remaining stable
through 60 degrees.
358
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,302
No pauses on his EKG, no nausea.
359
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,970
Our treatment worked.
360
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:57,929
I need our patient.
361
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,848
Syncope's cured, Amber.
It's over.
362
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,936
You obviously haven't stressed
his system hard enough.
363
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,646
You crank it up high enough,
364
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,856
anyone will pass out.
365
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,734
This is incredible!
366
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,069
This is the most
I've moved in 20 years.
367
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,116
The tilt table test
showed that the patient's EKG,
368
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,801
BP and pulse
remained normal, despite...
369
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,661
Who are you, thirteen?
370
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,496
My name's in the file.
371
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,224
The fact that you won't
answer my questions
372
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,928
tells me more about you
than answers could.
373
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,001
No, it doesn't.
374
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,145
We turned the thing up
to 95 degrees...
375
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,421
You don't think that non-answers
tell me anything?
376
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,423
Sure. Just not as much
as actual answers.
377
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,775
That's why they're called answers.
378
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,027
They tell me
you're hiding something.
379
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,153
Tells you I'm hiding everything.
380
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,857
Tells me you've got something
worth hiding.
381
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,181
Was it Turkish prison? Gay porn?
382
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,617
You killed a man just 'cause he was
asking too many questions?
383
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,119
Can I finish reporting on the patient?
384
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,144
No need.
385
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,773
See you in an hour or so.
Got to set some stuff up.
386
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:58,406
Thank you all for coming
to tribal council.
387
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,453
A man of your integrity,
I feel I can trust, big love.
388
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,831
And I don't call you that
'cause you're a mormon.
389
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,625
Where's your team's sixth man?
390
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,543
She went rogue. Broke the rules.
391
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,380
You also sinned. You have no right
to cast the first stone.
392
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,305
And atheists have no right
to quote scripture.
393
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,716
The rules said, "no talking."
394
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,841
I told them not to talk.
395
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:18,760
Out loud.
396
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,553
We were trying to save a man's life.
397
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,305
Key word being "trying".
398
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,225
Tilt table test confirmed
that you guys were wrong.
399
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,353
You're fired.
400
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,190
The prodigal son returneth.
401
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,400
You're also fired.
402
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,985
We thought there was a tumor
on the patient's esophagus.
403
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,613
We were right about the area,
wrong about the diagnosis.
404
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,783
Turns out the esophagus
is just straightening. It's scleroderma.
405
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,493
Explains the syncope
and the choking.
406
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,452
He needs steroids.
407
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,787
Thirteen: You did a ct scan?
408
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,415
- Obviously.
- After you were already proven wrong?
409
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,083
Good for you.
410
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,460
It's too bad you're wrong.
411
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,838
Straightening indicates weakening,
not hardening.
412
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,132
Sma explains the weakening.
413
00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,093
Strongyloides infection
explains everything else.
414
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:03,555
You ladies have the honor
to give the patient a feeding tube.
415
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,765
Discharge him.
Show up for work tomorrow.
416
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,769
The rest of you...
You're a disappointment.
417
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,397
You make me
want to stop dangling.
418
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,992
It was the best
two weeks of my life.
419
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:28,246
I think I will miss you most of all,
ridiculously old fraud.
420
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,992
Do you think
house could be wrong?
421
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,175
I thought he fired you.
422
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,342
No. He fired the men.
423
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,808
I don't think he's wrong.
424
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,226
If he is, how would I prove it?
425
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,811
I just said I don't think he is.
426
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,606
Well, thinking
isn't good enough.
427
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,567
You have to run a blood test
for anticentromere antibodies.
428
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,235
Would you mind running the labs?
429
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,195
You can't.
430
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,154
Well, I can, but...
431
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,406
No, I was making a statement.
432
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,574
You've been fired.
433
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,201
So, you no longer
have lab privileges.
434
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,344
You weren't
coming here for advice.
435
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,079
You were coming here
to con a favor to save your job.
436
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,373
Sorry. I'm not working
for him anymore,
437
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,792
but he can still
make my life miserable.
438
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,005
And you have a chance
to make his life miserable.
439
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,219
I'm insulted.
440
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,055
You conned Cameron by
appealing to her humanity...
441
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,556
I told her what
she wanted to hear.
442
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,576
And you told me
what you thought I wanted to hear.
443
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,187
If it's any consolation, I think
your motives are more interesting.
444
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,941
I cannot believe he fired you.
445
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,401
Go draw his blood.
446
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,320
I'll meet you in the lab
when I'm done here.
447
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,746
Guess you didn't find your tumor.
448
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,040
The other doctors tell
you that you were fine?
449
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:57,835
Yeah, in the sense it's just
my disease getting worse.
450
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,925
You come to terms
with this disease.
451
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:08,721
You know it's there.
You know it's waiting.
452
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:12,058
And every now and again
it takes something away.
453
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:18,064
Took my walking.
Took my modesty.
454
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,402
Now, it's taking one
of my last pleasures.
455
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,737
Well, there's an outside shot
456
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,142
that something
other than the sma
457
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,949
is causing your eating problems.
458
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,369
And if it is, we can fix it,
remove that tube.
459
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,005
Is that my blood? It's green.
460
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,174
What does that mean?
461
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,015
It means I'm not fired.
462
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,727
Is he a vulcan?
463
00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:59,355
If no, what makes
nimoy bleed green?
464
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,690
Are we officially UN-fired?
465
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,775
How do we know she didn't fake
the green blood?
466
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,319
'Cause that would be stupid.
467
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:08,031
And while she may be manipulative,
borderline evil, shallow...
468
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,158
They get it. I'm not stupid.
469
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:11,993
What contrast did
you use for the ct?
470
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,870
- Icm.
- His kidneys aren't working.
471
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,540
They didn't filter the contrast,
which, in icm, is green.
472
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Ten points.
473
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,712
Okay, let's add kidney failure
to our list of symptoms.
474
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,316
What are these points?
Is that how you're deciding who to fire?
475
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,860
I'm going to fire the next person
who asks me who I'm going to fire.
476
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,028
Now we're on the point system?
477
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,154
What happened to
men against women?
478
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,012
Forget the game.
479
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,156
What do you mean,
forget the game?
480
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,140
I mean, forget the damn game!
481
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,809
This guy's kidneys are failing.
We need to diagnose exactly...
482
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,144
I thought we were diagnosing.
483
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,647
You were diagnosing.
Now, I am, too.
484
00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:43,858
I thought that thirteen was right
about the strongyloides.
485
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,193
I was obviously wrong.
486
00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:49,113
Okay, kidney failure,
aspiration, fainting. Go.
487
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,949
Kidney failure could be the result
of a gram negative bacteria.
488
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,743
Our patient wears
a catheter full-time.
489
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,870
It virtually guarantees
bacterial infection.
490
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,373
Which could have
migrated up to his kidneys.
491
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:02,293
Infection stresses his already
weakened system, makes his sma worse.
492
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,045
That explains
the choking and fainting.
493
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,588
Put him on an iv amp and gent.
494
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,840
Amber: Our team's
scleroderrna diagnosis still holds.
495
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,443
The test could have
been negative because
496
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:10,903
the blood was tainted
with the contrast.
497
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,178
Do a skin biopsy.
498
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,180
Get a side of lymph node
to confirm.
499
00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:23,398
House: I could have you fired.
500
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,149
You already had me fired.
501
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,275
Just proves that I can.
502
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,652
Were the men wrong?
503
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,506
- That doesn't change the fact...
- Why are you yelling at me?
504
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,073
Because performing
tests for someone
505
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,676
who is not a doctor
in this hospital...
506
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,702
You're frustrated.
You want help, I'm here.
507
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,788
If you just need to vent,
leave a message.
508
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:44,335
I like him better like this.
You?
509
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,131
Patient developed pneumonia.
510
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,465
His lungs are filling fast.
511
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,967
We started him on antibiotics.
512
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,301
Nothing. We were wrong.
513
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,427
And you're here to say?
514
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,471
We were wrong, too.
He doesn't have scleroderma.
515
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,598
Biopsy revealed
no fibrotic changes.
516
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,600
Cervical lymph node
has black flecks.
517
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,644
Just small areas of necrosis.
It's nothing.
518
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:04,147
You say, "nothing,"
I say, "cancer."
519
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,190
It's a bit of a stretch
to jump right to cancer.
520
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:09,026
I'm notjumping. Broad specs
haven't worked, so it's not bacterial.
521
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,779
Failing liver despite treatment
suggests it's not fungal.
522
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,740
And her high lactic acidosis
points towards
523
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,783
anaplastic large cell lymphoma.
524
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,579
Also suggests infection, which is
a lot easier and safer to treat.
525
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,581
Large cell lymphoma
is incredibly aggressive.
526
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,746
She'll be dead in a week
if we follow the textbooks.
527
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,811
Unless it's infection,
in which case you irradiate her,
528
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,545
and she'll be dead in a day.
529
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,505
And I know you have
some experience with that.
530
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,718
I've seen
doctors do this before.
531
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:34,987
Go back to
the scene of the crime,
532
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,513
if you're right this time,
you purge yourself of past ghosts.
533
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,557
I know
it's contrary to protocol.
534
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:40,558
But I think it's more likely...
535
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:43,478
Ghosts are there for a reason.
536
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,313
So you don't make
the same mistake twice.
537
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:49,275
Switch her over
to third-generation cephalosporin.
538
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,533
You want to remove his eye?
539
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:58,658
Who told you?
540
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,161
You booked the or.
541
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,412
Good.
542
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:04,415
You can't beat
me in a foot race.
543
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,001
I thought we were dancing.
544
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,755
Cervical lymph node
is a garbage dump.
545
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,881
A very small one.
546
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,133
Just one truck comes
and it only comes from one home.
547
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,885
Al Gore would be appalled.
The home...
548
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,179
The home is the right eye.
I get it.
549
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,139
Do a biopsy.
550
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,641
On my way.
551
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,810
You're not doing a biopsy.
552
00:27:23,935 --> 00:27:25,335
You ordered
an orbital exenteration.
553
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,539
Right. Because I don't want to
remove a little, tiny piece,
554
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,291
sit in the lab and confirm
what I already know,
555
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,234
while my patient drowns
in his own fluid.
556
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,320
But if you want me to,
I absolutely will.
557
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,905
How advanced is the pneumonia?
558
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,157
It's taking college courses.
559
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:39,742
Hey, Wilson!
560
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,577
I'm going to cut
some cripple's eye out!
561
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,746
Want to come watch?
562
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,457
Good times.
563
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,959
We good to go?
564
00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:00,805
I thought melanoma
was skin cancer.
565
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,267
Technically, it's cancer
of the pigment cells.
566
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:07,436
The same cells that
give your Iris its color.
567
00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:08,980
Cancer?
568
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,441
Why not? What else
can god throw at me?
569
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:16,195
Hail, locusts,
smiting of the first born...
570
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,114
All depends on
how evil you've been.
571
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:19,824
House.
572
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:22,618
If it's cancer,
it's spread everywhere, right?
573
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:27,039
That's what's in my lungs?
My kidneys?
574
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:30,501
There is a chance, by removing the eye,
to get the primary tumor,
575
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,253
and three courses of radiation,
576
00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:33,671
that could...
577
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:37,675
Could what? A few months? Years?
578
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:41,053
More likely months.
579
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:44,682
Any of your other doctors
have any cheerier diagnoses?
580
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,851
If they do, they're wrong.
This is the answer.
581
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,686
It's the only way to help you.
582
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:52,023
I already can't walk.
I can't eat.
583
00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:57,612
You're telling me
that the rest of my life
584
00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:01,407
is in this bed, puking and pain?
585
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,576
We can manage the pain.
586
00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:06,537
I'd rather just
get this over with.
587
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:13,169
I've been trapped
in this useless body long enough.
588
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,257
It'd be nice to finally get out.
589
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,427
Get out and go where?
590
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:23,030
I mean, you think
you're going to sprout wings
591
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,781
and start flying around
with the other angels?
592
00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:27,558
Don't be an idiot.
There is no "after". There's just this.
593
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,018
House!
594
00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:43,157
You can't let a dying man
take solace in his beliefs?
595
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,450
His beliefs are stupid.
596
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:45,743
Everybody lies.
597
00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,328
Some for good reasons,
some for bad.
598
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,222
This would have been
a fantastic reason to lie.
599
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,873
Hi. Greg house.
600
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,001
Why can't you just let him
have his fairy tale?
601
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,962
If it gives him comfort
to imagine beaches
602
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,381
and loved ones
and life outside a wheelchair...
603
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,216
Are there 72 virgins, too?
604
00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,175
It's over.
605
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,594
He's got days, maybe hours left.
606
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,599
What pain does it cause you if he spends
that time with a peaceful smile?
607
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,224
What sick pleasure
do you get in making
608
00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:10,309
damn sure he's filled
with fear and dread?
609
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:13,479
He shouldn't be making
a decision based on a lie.
610
00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:14,804
Misery is better than nothing.
611
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,015
You don't know there's nothing.
You haven't been there.
612
00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,360
Oh, god,
I am tired of that argument.
613
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,737
I don't have to go to Detroit
to know that it smells.
614
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:25,783
Yes. Detroit,
the afterlife, same thing.
615
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,564
Amber: You're not
getting enough oxygen,
616
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,841
so we're inserting a tube
directly into your lungs.
617
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,010
It should help us drain
some of this excess fluid.
618
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:10,387
Should make you
a little more comfortable.
619
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,062
Amber: Sats are still dropping.
620
00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:19,396
Thirteen: The fluid's clear.
621
00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:22,441
If this was cancer,
there should be blood.
622
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:23,567
Call house.
623
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,779
He just paged me.
624
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:35,788
Dr. House!
625
00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:51,554
Maybe it was
626
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,597
just an accident.
627
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,432
It wasn't an accident.
628
00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:58,238
Think his nihilism got the best of him
and he tried to kill himself?
629
00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,937
- He paged me.
- He paged you?
630
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,647
- Why you?
- I assume because...
631
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,899
Wilson: Don't assume anything.
632
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:06,277
Don't fall into that trap.
633
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,528
Is he okay?
634
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:10,447
Burned his hand pretty good.
635
00:33:10,573 --> 00:33:12,491
His heart stopped
for nearly a minute.
636
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,411
But your cohort
managed to restart it.
637
00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:19,206
But he has not
regained consciousness.
638
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,919
So, since I have you all here,
639
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,463
we should probably talk
about your actual patient.
640
00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:29,425
Clear fluid from the lungs
indicates that it's probably not cancer.
641
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:33,679
So it would be nice if we could
come up with a new idea.
642
00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:45,149
You're an idiot.
You nearly killed yourself.
643
00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:46,400
That was the whole idea.
644
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,401
You wanted to kill yourself?
645
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,737
I wanted to nearly kill myself.
646
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,447
Is he better?
647
00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:53,490
No. But he doesn't have cancer.
648
00:33:53,616 --> 00:33:55,367
We think it might be
eosinophilic pneumonia.
649
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:58,370
Maybe you didn't want to die,
but you didn't care if you lived.
650
00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:01,081
You insisted that I needed
to see for myself.
651
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,043
Was he discharged?
652
00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,252
No. He's dying.
653
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,672
You've already had
two near-death experiences.
654
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:12,343
Not that guy,
the guy in the car accident.
655
00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:14,053
With the knife.
656
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,640
I need to talk to him.
657
00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:19,642
He died almost an hour ago.
658
00:34:21,477 --> 00:34:23,197
Apparently, it's bad
to electrocute yourself
659
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:26,774
within days of suffering
massive internal injuries.
660
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,527
Why did you need to talk to him?
661
00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:33,280
Did you see something?
662
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,407
Eosinophilic pneumonia.
663
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,660
House? What did you see?
664
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:39,078
Nothing.
665
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,746
Whose idea was that?
666
00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:41,705
Brennan.
667
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,708
"Nothing," you don't want
to talk about it, or, "nothing..."
668
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:45,834
Which one's Brennan?
669
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,962
Is he the ridiculously old guy?
670
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:49,880
House, you've got
to talk about this.
671
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:54,218
If it's aggressive enough
it might have gotten past the steroids.
672
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,512
Start him on cyclophosphamide.
673
00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,013
I already did.
674
00:34:58,138 --> 00:34:59,765
Just looking at you hurts.
675
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:04,103
I'm gonna order up
some extra pain meds.
676
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,604
I love you.
677
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,696
How fast will this work?
678
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,407
New meds should start helping
in minutes, okay? Hang in there.
679
00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:19,326
Vacutainer's full.
I need to replace it.
680
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,956
I don't think it's working.
681
00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:25,499
Try and relax.
682
00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:30,129
You must be wrong.
683
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:31,254
Stop talking.
684
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,842
Hurry up and get
the chest tube working.
685
00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,427
Okay. I got it.
686
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:39,847
Can you get hoover?
687
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,202
I can't...
688
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:05,372
Can you put my
689
00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:07,457
hand
690
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,210
on his head?
691
00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:18,010
It's okay. Don't worry.
692
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,222
I'm not scared.
693
00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:38,572
Oh, god.
694
00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:52,920
Time of death...
695
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,516
You're looking better.
696
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,893
Stark's dead.
697
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,859
What are you doing?
698
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:17,611
Going to see our patient.
699
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,154
He's dead.
700
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,323
"Dead" is not a diagnosis.
701
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:24,201
- You really shouldn't be...
- Shut up and give me my cane.
702
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,539
I assume we're all fired.
703
00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:30,457
Should I fire myself, too?
704
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:34,253
I thought it was strongyloides,
then I thought it was cancer.
705
00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:37,548
- A little help, here?
- Ready? One, two...
706
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,722
Why did you call me?
707
00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:47,617
Because if I pooped myself
in front of Wilson,
708
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:48,743
I'd never hear the end of it.
709
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,394
But why not one of the others?
710
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:51,913
You always have that phone
in your hand.
711
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,481
We all have cell phones,
that's not the reason. What is?
712
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,067
If I died,
you'd never get the job.
713
00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,861
I knew you wouldn't
let that happen.
714
00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:01,280
You don't think anybody else
has any reason to care?
715
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:03,007
I think this is starting
to come back to me.
716
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,617
It's right, left, then repeat.
717
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,328
Yeah. That works.
718
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:12,583
What did we miss?
719
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,710
If we knew, he wouldn't be dead.
720
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:16,503
So, that's it?
You're just gonna give up?
721
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,214
No. We were defeated. It's over.
722
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:22,593
Patient presented with syncope.
723
00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:25,137
We thought it was thread worms,
gave him ivennectin.
724
00:38:25,262 --> 00:38:27,264
Thank you.
725
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:31,310
The patient seemed better
until his blood turned green.
726
00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:32,936
Can we at least
remove the body before
727
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,522
launching into a purely
academic exercise?
728
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,609
The patient didn't respond
to antibiotics or steroids.
729
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:39,735
You okay, boy?
730
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,820
What's wrong with the dog?
731
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:51,914
He's dead.
732
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:53,790
There are only
a handful of viruses
733
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,084
that can cross
between dogs and humans.
734
00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,086
But they may not
be connected at all.
735
00:38:58,212 --> 00:38:59,963
The dog was old.
I've seen it before.
736
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,299
They hang on way past
their normal life expectancy
737
00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:03,624
to take care of their masters.
738
00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:06,803
Did you watch
him take the pills?
739
00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:10,224
The ivennectin.
Did you watch the patient
740
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,476
put them in his mouth
and swallow them?
741
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,102
I don't know. I think so.
742
00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:15,228
What kind of dog is that?
743
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,270
English Shepherd.
744
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:18,524
- That's in the collie family, right?
- Not really.
745
00:39:18,649 --> 00:39:21,068
- But they share the mdr-1 gene?
- Yeah.
746
00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:25,239
What happens when you give a dog
with the mdr-1 gene iverrnectin?
747
00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,198
They don't.
748
00:39:26,323 --> 00:39:28,575
I mean, it's used to treat
heartworrns in most dogs,
749
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,328
but it would be fatal if they...
750
00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:40,546
Look familiar?
751
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:42,576
I think the last
time you saw it,
752
00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:45,175
it didn't have
that dead dog's teeth marks on it.
753
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,386
I just put it on the bed tray
to get him some water.
754
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:50,514
When I asked you if you watched
the patient swallow the pills,
755
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,516
the right answer was, "no."
756
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:58,063
Take his body
down to the morgue.
757
00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:14,079
If you hadn't treated this patient
as a game, he wouldn't be dead.
758
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:16,039
Feeling much better, thank you.
759
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:18,917
I'm supposed to
show you sympathy?
760
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:22,963
He died while his attending
was lying on a hospital bed
761
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,757
because he stuck
a knife in a wall socket.
762
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:28,927
He died because
a doctor made a mistake.
763
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:30,219
She was an idiot.
764
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:31,262
You employed her.
765
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,725
You're responsible.
766
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,822
Dr. Foreman.
767
00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,577
How's she doing?
768
00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:57,664
Fever's gone. Ast and alt are back
within normal range.
769
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,584
She should be out
of here in a few days.
770
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:01,918
Gutsy call.
771
00:41:02,044 --> 00:41:04,004
- Thanks.
- It wasn't a compliment.
772
00:41:05,297 --> 00:41:06,882
If you were wrong,
she'd be dead.
773
00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:09,718
- I was sure...
- No, you weren't. You couldn't be.
774
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,136
There's a reason we have rules.
775
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,597
If every doctor did whatever
his gut told him was right,
776
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:16,892
we'd have a lot more dead bodies
to deal with.
777
00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,560
It won't happen again.
778
00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,020
Yes, it will.
779
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:23,357
Because you confuse saving her life
with doing the right thing.
780
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,319
I'm sorry, Dr. Foreman,
you're fired.
781
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,384
As soon as the pathologist
cut into the lungs,
782
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,344
we saw the threadworms.
783
00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:57,349
Do you think it's
fair that I fired
784
00:41:57,474 --> 00:41:58,794
all the other members
of your team
785
00:41:58,892 --> 00:42:01,895
when you guys actually came up
with the right diagnosis?
786
00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:06,525
I keep replaying it in my mind.
787
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:09,403
Did I drop the pills
when I put them on the bed tray?
788
00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:12,656
Did I knock them over
when I turned to leave?
789
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,119
You know, he'd be alive.
790
00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:20,080
His dog would be alive.
791
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,248
I know.
792
00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:25,252
You forced us to act
on a false assumption.
793
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,920
- I know.
- Everything we built
794
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,131
from that step on,
795
00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:31,466
every test, every theory,
every treatment...
796
00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:34,678
I know. Forget the lecture
and fire me already.
797
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:40,308
If I was gonna fire you,
I wouldn't be giving you the lecture.
798
00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:48,316
I know you're not gonna let
anything like this ever happen again.
799
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,406
I'll see you tomorrow.
800
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,502
I'm sorry to say,
801
00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:10,422
I told you so.
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