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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,768 It's cold. 2 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,734 Good. Thank you. 3 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:27,820 There's a new girl at the ice cream store. 4 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,532 She doesn't seem too fond of buttoning her top button. 5 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,034 Let's go check her out. 6 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,564 What are we supposed to be doing? 7 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,995 It's almost 4:00. 8 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,663 You got somewhere to be? 9 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,790 We know he likes to manipulate people. 10 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,917 He's probably testing us. 11 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,669 To find out what? 12 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,504 How long we can look stupid for? 13 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,466 He said he'd be here by 3:00. 14 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,260 He's obviously not coming. 15 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,763 - I'm going home. - Nobody follow her. 16 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:21,392 She pied pipered nine people right out of a job last week. 17 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:28,941 Would you mind holding my metaphor for a second? 18 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:32,069 New patient, 37-year-old male. 19 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,363 Suffers from severe ascending muscle weakness. 20 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,300 - Why are you late? - To see who'd put up with it. 21 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,968 So, if we'd have left, we would have been fired? 22 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,827 I was going to fire whoever stuck around, 23 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,996 but since everyone stuck around... 24 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:49,712 28% curvature of the spine has caused reduced lung capacity 25 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,557 and he has reduced the bone mineral density. 26 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:53,883 The patient has spinal muscular atrophy. 27 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,719 It's genetic, incurable. 28 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,471 This is not a diagnostic mystery. 29 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:01,265 You have just given the state secrets to the enemy. 30 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,392 - What enemy? - New patient, new rules. 31 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,062 Today, you're going to split yourselves into two teams. 32 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,415 The first to figure out what's threatening to deprive the patient 33 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,566 of the 20 or so miserable years he's got left 34 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,235 with sma gets to keep their jobs. 35 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,654 Take off your numbers. You look stupid. 36 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,257 And I think I know who you are by now. 37 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,949 Wait, how do you want us to split up? 38 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:22,578 Good question, overly excited former foster kid. 39 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,956 There's 10 of you. I was thinking six against six? No, wait. 40 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,583 How about women versus men? 41 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,336 Excellent suggestion, fat twin. 42 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,338 More interesting than evens versus odds. 43 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:35,049 Less interesting than shirts against skins. 44 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:38,344 If your sex organs dangle, you're the confederates. 45 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:41,555 If your sex organs are aesthetically pleasing, you're the yanks. 46 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,767 Dr. House? I'd like to be on the men's team. 47 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,728 Do your sex organs dangle, cutthroat bitch? 48 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,022 Not yet. You've never hired more 49 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,024 than one female on your team before. 50 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,943 If you're going to purge an entire gender 51 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,736 it isn't going to be the danglers. 52 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:59,698 Sounds logical, if you don't think about it for more than three seconds. 53 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:02,368 I just told you that if the danglers lose, they're out. 54 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:04,912 So, I can only assume you're hiding the real reason. 55 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,932 You don't think the women will be aggressive enough, 56 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:09,059 will be good enough at science. They'll be too emotional. 57 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,418 Can I switch teams? 58 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,130 If the danglers are okay, I'm okay. 59 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,173 - We're not okay. - I get it. 60 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:19,051 You don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive. 61 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,010 Manipulative. 62 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:21,846 "Cutthroat bitch" is your official title. 63 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,432 It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. 64 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:27,435 If you want to win, you want "cutthroat". 65 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,395 No, thank you. 66 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,939 First thing we have to do is get inside his head. 67 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,274 It's not psychological. 68 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,544 I'm not talking about the patient, I'm talking about house. 69 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:38,195 He's insane, but he's not irresponsible. 70 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,757 He wouldn't be playing this game if he didn't already know the answer. 71 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,581 The first thing we do is gang-bang the sucker. 72 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:45,411 There's five of us. We can run dozens of tests. 73 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:47,621 We don't need a theory. We just need brute force. 74 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,331 What about the assist dog? 75 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,543 Picks bacteria-infested things up with its bacteria-infested mouth, 76 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:53,770 hands them over to the guy... 77 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,504 It's not the dog, wouldn't be fair. 78 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,506 - To who? - Whom. 79 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,217 The men. House knows I used to be a vet. 80 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,720 If the dog's the answer, they'd be at a handicap. 81 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,054 What about the dog? 82 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:05,657 Assist dogs put everything in their mouth. 83 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,849 Money, doorknobs... 84 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,101 - Great. - That's not what I said. 85 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,906 - Why do you think a low sodium... - Idon1. 86 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,063 Patient took a trip to Thailand two weeks ago. 87 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,691 Hey, write bigger and angle the board more so they can see it. 88 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,650 This is wrong. 89 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,086 It's only wrong if they cheat off us. 90 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,337 And if they cheat off us, they're wrong. 91 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,281 They're not cheating, but one of them is moving. 92 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,705 Hey. Stop playing with your sutures or I'll have to re-do them. 93 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,250 Why do you guys keep a d-cell battery in a urine specimen cup? 94 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,377 Because we pulled it from a patient's intestine. 95 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,713 Why would somebody swallow a battery? 96 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,090 Why do you assume it was swallowed? 97 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:42,051 Bed five needs a bag of ringer's lactate. 98 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,845 Would have been worse if he'd used a nine-volt. 99 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,931 Who said it was a "he"? 100 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,474 False assumptions. You're good. 101 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,035 You're trying to get me to think like him. 102 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:53,437 And you're trying to kiss my ass. Why are you talking to me? 103 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:57,483 Because house is turning patient care into a game. It's dangerous. 104 00:05:57,608 --> 00:06:00,694 The patient's going to suffer. Maybe die. 105 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,703 Wow! You really need a shave. 106 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,456 See what I did there? 107 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,667 Whoa. 108 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:23,759 Interesting. 109 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,889 I need a crash cart in here! 110 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,900 I didn't do it. 111 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,505 When a person faints, it's because they're 112 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,048 not getting enough blood to their brain. 113 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,157 The act of falling corrects the problem. 114 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:50,911 You faint again strapped into that power chair where you can't fall, 115 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,288 you might not wake up. 116 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,081 Killed by an assistive device? 117 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,874 At least my death would be ironic. 118 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,060 I think when you went to Thailand, 119 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,628 you picked up a threadworm called strongyloides. 120 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,064 They usually go up through your feet. 121 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,132 I didn't do a lot of walking on the beach. 122 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:06,218 But I assume you did have someone lay you down in the sand. 123 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:10,598 Bare back, bare legs increases exposure tenfold over bare feet. 124 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,768 Two pills. You'll be all better. 125 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:20,649 Can I have some water for those, please? 126 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:25,820 Hey, take a number! 127 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,340 House didn't say anything about taking turns. 128 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,383 What's she testing you for? 129 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:31,243 Don't. They'll spend all day obsessing over my idea 130 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,537 instead of coming up with one of their own. 131 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,706 And, hey, I might be wrong. 132 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,551 Seriously. I'm worried that if we don't know 133 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,102 what she's given you, there could be conflicts. 134 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,169 No, you're not. 135 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,296 House told me he's keeping track of all that. 136 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:45,174 Ten doctors. I should be getting ten cures. 137 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,801 We need blood, hair, and stool. 138 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:51,096 You poop and then you use the wooden sticks to collect the fecal matter, 139 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,723 then rub it on the green box. 140 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,016 Hand it to my dog. 141 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,785 Only one of those things I can do on my own. 142 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,854 And the last couple of days, I haven't been doing that. 143 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,982 Is it all right with you if we carry you into the bathroom? 144 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:05,778 If you want me there, that's the way you're going to have to do it. 145 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,787 Okay. 146 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,162 - Ready? - Mmmhmm. 147 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,207 One, two, three. 148 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,126 Can I get a little head support, please? Thank you. 149 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,313 Why are you here? 150 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,191 My offices are being used by my teams. 151 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,027 Teams? 152 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,297 Which means this is the only place where you can yell at me. 153 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,823 You have "teams"? 154 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:51,782 Two of them. 155 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,427 I wanted to deal with the yelling today 156 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:54,969 because I noticed what you were wearing, 157 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,663 and I wouldn't have to listen all that closely. 158 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,124 You can't make a competition out of patient care. 159 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:03,919 Without competition, we'd still be single cell organisms. 160 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,380 - Can I go now? - Not until after the yelling. 161 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:07,381 What's wrong with him? 162 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,633 I have seven of the finest minds on it. 163 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,902 Along with three very special... 164 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:13,095 You wouldn't be doing this unless you already knew. 165 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,805 I tell you, you tell them. Game's over. 166 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,932 If you know, you are obligated to treat... 167 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,935 Well, then, in that case, I don't know. 168 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:24,398 Why would a guy voluntarily shove 169 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,817 a metal object into an electrical socket? 170 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:30,362 I'm getting closer and closer to knowing the answer. 171 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,614 What would happen if I shut down this game? 172 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,701 I'd fire them all, hire 40 new fellowship applicants 173 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:38,370 and start the game all over again. 174 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,289 You do know what's wrong with him, right? 175 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:43,333 It would be pretty irresponsible if I didn't, wouldn't it? 176 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,715 Woman: Antibiotics aren't working. 177 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,134 Man 1: Legionella could explain the lungs, the fever. 178 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,636 If she had legionella, she'd have low sodium. 179 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,638 What can you tell me about her? 180 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:57,964 Woman: She likes body surfing. 181 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,642 Maybe picked up a virus swimming off Jones beach. 182 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,246 But she doesn't even have the energy to finish her crossword anymore. 183 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,330 Man 2: Her boyfriend said... 184 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,731 That's it. 185 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,191 - What is? - Blurry vision. 186 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,116 How do you get blurry vision from not being... 187 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,654 You don't stop a daily ritual that cures boredom because you're bored. 188 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,257 She stopped doing her crossword puzzle 189 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,001 because she's having a hard time reading it. 190 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:18,911 What causes fever, boggy lungs, and blurry vision? 191 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,121 Fungal aspergillus would explain 192 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,540 the pneumonia, which explains the fever. 193 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,375 Start her on amphotericin. 194 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,379 Hey, guys. Great job. 195 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:43,393 If you were going to try to take yourself out, why choose electricity? 196 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,854 You eat a bullet, jump off a building... 197 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,981 I love the team thing, by the way. 198 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,484 Bury yourself alive in cuddy's cleavage. 199 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:54,154 Teamwork, collaboration, all for the greater good... 200 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,448 It could have been a suicidal gesture 201 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,617 as opposed to an actual attempt. 202 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,411 Interestingly, the rain in Spain doesn't 203 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:04,289 actually fall in the plain all that much. 204 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,209 But who puts their internal organs 205 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,294 on a skillet just to get attention? 206 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,129 Go ask him. 207 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,883 That would be cheating. 208 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,638 Got a diagnosis yet? 209 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,639 Get out of here. 210 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,057 Got a stool sample yet? 211 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,016 How could you know? 212 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,311 Oh, I talked to a nurse. Pretty brilliant, huh? 213 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,565 I give you a move house will love straight from one of his former fellows 214 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,983 and you let me join your team. 215 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,318 You're too late. We already have our diagnosis. 216 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,780 He's lying because he wants you to go away. 217 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:37,739 So do I. 218 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,217 How do we know you're not a double agent? 219 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,135 Find out what we're thinking then go back to the women. 220 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,078 Because I don't care what you're thinking. 221 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,043 You want to know why I want to be on your team? 222 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,164 Because you're idiots. 223 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,959 If I can get the women out of the competition, I'm in. 224 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,961 And so are two of you. 225 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,350 So what's the big move? 226 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,644 It's called xenodiagnosis. 227 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,898 We let these bugs bite you, then we test their feces for parasites. 228 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,774 Why can't you test my feces? 229 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,378 Because you've been chugging milk of magnesia for the past hour. 230 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,613 You've got a lot going in and nothing coming out. 231 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,325 Testing the bugs' feces is actually more accurate than testing yours. 232 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,077 Smaller haystack, easier to find the needle. 233 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,292 You okay? Get the bugs off him. 234 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,089 - Get the bugs off him! - The test isn't done. 235 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,633 He's choking! 236 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,686 House: Patchy infiltrates on the X-ray, but patient 237 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,065 improved with chest pt and oxygen, consistent with aspiration. 238 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,400 So, now we have another symptom to explain. 239 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,695 Why does his throat think his lungs are his stomach? 240 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,950 And why are your throats closing up? 241 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,618 Shouldn't we be in separate rooms? 242 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,463 You think I'm going to run two differentials 243 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,914 at this time in the morning? Grumpy, you're first. 244 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:09,873 I'm not grumpy. 245 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,542 Well, why would I call you that if you weren't? 246 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,461 It's an unusual combination. 247 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,838 Unusual equals exotic equals foreign. 248 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,775 It has to be connected to his trip to Thailand. 249 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,300 You practice medicine overseas? 250 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,511 I was with doctors without borders for eight years. 251 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,846 - Ta-da! - It's in my file. 252 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,140 David Blaine hides the six of hearts in a beer bottle. 253 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,725 It's still impressive. 254 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,645 - You like exotic. Why are you here? - I want this job. 255 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,604 House: Parent sick? 256 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,523 No. I... I just... 257 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,941 This is not the job you want. 258 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,776 This is the job in the zip code you want. 259 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,027 You engaged? 260 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:39,987 Yes. 261 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:40,946 Ta-da! 262 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,573 Am I not allowed to grow up and change my priorities? 263 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,951 You're allowed to. People usually don't. 264 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,452 This is not a new symptom. 265 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,705 Our patient has spinal muscular atrophy. 266 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,623 He has documented trouble swallowing. 267 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,874 The choking is not new. 268 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,168 So, if it's nothing new, what caused the old? 269 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,338 Strongyloides worms explain the fainting. We already treated... 270 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:02,259 So, he's all better, woman who... thirteen. 271 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,260 He hasn't gotten any worse. 272 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,304 That's a pretty passive approach for the daughter of an alcoholic. 273 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,430 Wrong again. 274 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,142 We could stress his system, put him on a tilt table. 275 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,478 If he stays conscious, it means we made the right diagnosis and we win. 276 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,022 Then, why haven't you? 277 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,068 Six against four. 278 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,530 One of the men is going to have to join the women's team. 279 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,574 On the other hand, one of the men isn't 280 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,910 an actual doctor, so I guess it's pretty fair. 281 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,330 Men, you're in the penalty box. 282 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,749 Who's not the doctor? 283 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,792 Glad you asked about that. 284 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,795 The reason I'm penalizing you is time management. 285 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,715 In diagnostics, you're always working against the clock. 286 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,235 The women came up with a theory and they treated the patient. 287 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,539 You guysjust sat around in a lab, 288 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,346 hoping a series of blind tests would give you a theory. 289 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:51,016 You wasted the patient's time. 290 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,060 Now, I'm going to waste yours. 291 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,978 Her gums are turning yellow. 292 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,272 Whatever it is, it's in her liver now. 293 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,149 Fungal fit perfectly. 294 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,568 We were wrong. 295 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,813 And we're going to keep being wrong until we're right. 296 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,322 Or until she dies. 297 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,115 Yeah. That was very helpful. 298 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,744 Need a team to tell me we're mortals. 299 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,790 Look. I'm sorry. You're right. 300 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:19,586 Doesn't hurt to be reminded that we're dealing with real stakes, here. 301 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,964 Liver failure is a bad thing, but it's also a clue. 302 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,883 What does it tell us? 303 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,937 I can't let you leave if I think you're still suicidal. 304 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,022 I wasn't trying to off myself. 305 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,859 No, that's right, you were just trying to kill the wall. 306 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,737 I check this box, and your next roommates 307 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,907 are going to be Jesus and crazy mcloonybin. 308 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,868 That guy never had a chance. 309 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,745 It's going to sound stupid. 310 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,622 Suddenly, you're shy? 311 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,624 You pooped your pants in front of me. 312 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,876 It's one of the nasty side effects of dying. 313 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,343 Last Saturday I got in a car crash. 314 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,722 A drunk driver came over the line and hit me, head on. 315 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,016 It was like slow motion. 316 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,978 I saw these headlights, 317 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,063 then, 318 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,524 I saw... 319 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:31,074 Paramedics said I was technically dead for 97 seconds. 320 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:38,707 It was the best 97 seconds of my life. 321 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,549 Okay, here's what happened. 322 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,802 Your oxygen-deprived brain was shutting down. 323 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,598 A flood of endorphins and serotonin was released. 324 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,183 That's what gave you the visions. 325 00:16:56,308 --> 00:17:00,145 No. Believe me. It wasn't chemicals. 326 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,190 I've done every hallucinogenic there is. 327 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,276 This was way bigger than that. 328 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,656 There's something out there. 329 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,952 Something more. 330 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,332 Hey, can I have my knife back? 331 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,583 Nope. 332 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,421 Who the hell isn't a doctor? 333 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,797 House said we can't talk. 334 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,358 He meant we can't talk about the case. 335 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,468 House is just jerking us around. 336 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,427 That's what he does. 337 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,970 You're not curious. 338 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,722 Only one reason you wouldn't be curious. 339 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,225 We should talk about the case. 340 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,976 He's punishing us for wasting time. 341 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,661 Maybe we shouldn't be wasting this time. 342 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,772 Close that door. You're going to get us all fired. 343 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,567 We need to find a link between fainting and trouble swallowing. 344 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,820 We need to know if it's dysphagia or full-blown achalasia. 345 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,155 Paraganglioma. 346 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,950 How would a Neo-plastic growth in his abdomen explain... 347 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,451 Not his abdomen. In his neck. 348 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,745 A carotid body tumor causes trouble swallowing. 349 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,165 Food presses against the vagus nerve and causes the fainting. 350 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,085 So, if this guy has cancer, we get to keep our jobs. 351 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,354 If he's healthy, we're fired. 352 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,504 We need a ct to prove it. 353 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,690 Brennan: And we need the women not to figure it out while we're sitting here. 354 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,969 And does house's computer have a built-in microphone? 355 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:43,915 There is a potential toxicity with an experimental treatment. 356 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,417 I was never here. 357 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,549 Blood pressure is remaining stable through 60 degrees. 358 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,302 No pauses on his EKG, no nausea. 359 00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,970 Our treatment worked. 360 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:57,929 I need our patient. 361 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,848 Syncope's cured, Amber. It's over. 362 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,936 You obviously haven't stressed his system hard enough. 363 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,646 You crank it up high enough, 364 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,856 anyone will pass out. 365 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,734 This is incredible! 366 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,069 This is the most I've moved in 20 years. 367 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,116 The tilt table test showed that the patient's EKG, 368 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,801 BP and pulse remained normal, despite... 369 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,661 Who are you, thirteen? 370 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,496 My name's in the file. 371 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,224 The fact that you won't answer my questions 372 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,928 tells me more about you than answers could. 373 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,001 No, it doesn't. 374 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,145 We turned the thing up to 95 degrees... 375 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,421 You don't think that non-answers tell me anything? 376 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,423 Sure. Just not as much as actual answers. 377 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,775 That's why they're called answers. 378 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,027 They tell me you're hiding something. 379 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,153 Tells you I'm hiding everything. 380 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,857 Tells me you've got something worth hiding. 381 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,181 Was it Turkish prison? Gay porn? 382 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,617 You killed a man just 'cause he was asking too many questions? 383 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,119 Can I finish reporting on the patient? 384 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,144 No need. 385 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,773 See you in an hour or so. Got to set some stuff up. 386 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:58,406 Thank you all for coming to tribal council. 387 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,453 A man of your integrity, I feel I can trust, big love. 388 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,831 And I don't call you that 'cause you're a mormon. 389 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,625 Where's your team's sixth man? 390 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,543 She went rogue. Broke the rules. 391 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,380 You also sinned. You have no right to cast the first stone. 392 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,305 And atheists have no right to quote scripture. 393 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,716 The rules said, "no talking." 394 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,841 I told them not to talk. 395 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:18,760 Out loud. 396 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,553 We were trying to save a man's life. 397 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,305 Key word being "trying". 398 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,225 Tilt table test confirmed that you guys were wrong. 399 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,353 You're fired. 400 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,190 The prodigal son returneth. 401 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,400 You're also fired. 402 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,985 We thought there was a tumor on the patient's esophagus. 403 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,613 We were right about the area, wrong about the diagnosis. 404 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,783 Turns out the esophagus is just straightening. It's scleroderma. 405 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,493 Explains the syncope and the choking. 406 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,452 He needs steroids. 407 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,787 Thirteen: You did a ct scan? 408 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,415 - Obviously. - After you were already proven wrong? 409 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,083 Good for you. 410 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,460 It's too bad you're wrong. 411 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,838 Straightening indicates weakening, not hardening. 412 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,132 Sma explains the weakening. 413 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,093 Strongyloides infection explains everything else. 414 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:03,555 You ladies have the honor to give the patient a feeding tube. 415 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,765 Discharge him. Show up for work tomorrow. 416 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,769 The rest of you... You're a disappointment. 417 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,397 You make me want to stop dangling. 418 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,992 It was the best two weeks of my life. 419 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:28,246 I think I will miss you most of all, ridiculously old fraud. 420 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,992 Do you think house could be wrong? 421 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,175 I thought he fired you. 422 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,342 No. He fired the men. 423 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,808 I don't think he's wrong. 424 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,226 If he is, how would I prove it? 425 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,811 I just said I don't think he is. 426 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,606 Well, thinking isn't good enough. 427 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,567 You have to run a blood test for anticentromere antibodies. 428 00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,235 Would you mind running the labs? 429 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,195 You can't. 430 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,154 Well, I can, but... 431 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,406 No, I was making a statement. 432 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,574 You've been fired. 433 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,201 So, you no longer have lab privileges. 434 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,344 You weren't coming here for advice. 435 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,079 You were coming here to con a favor to save your job. 436 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,373 Sorry. I'm not working for him anymore, 437 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,792 but he can still make my life miserable. 438 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,005 And you have a chance to make his life miserable. 439 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,219 I'm insulted. 440 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,055 You conned Cameron by appealing to her humanity... 441 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,556 I told her what she wanted to hear. 442 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,576 And you told me what you thought I wanted to hear. 443 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,187 If it's any consolation, I think your motives are more interesting. 444 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,941 I cannot believe he fired you. 445 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,401 Go draw his blood. 446 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,320 I'll meet you in the lab when I'm done here. 447 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,746 Guess you didn't find your tumor. 448 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,040 The other doctors tell you that you were fine? 449 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:57,835 Yeah, in the sense it's just my disease getting worse. 450 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,925 You come to terms with this disease. 451 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:08,721 You know it's there. You know it's waiting. 452 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:12,058 And every now and again it takes something away. 453 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:18,064 Took my walking. Took my modesty. 454 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,402 Now, it's taking one of my last pleasures. 455 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,737 Well, there's an outside shot 456 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,142 that something other than the sma 457 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,949 is causing your eating problems. 458 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,369 And if it is, we can fix it, remove that tube. 459 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,005 Is that my blood? It's green. 460 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,174 What does that mean? 461 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,015 It means I'm not fired. 462 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,727 Is he a vulcan? 463 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:59,355 If no, what makes nimoy bleed green? 464 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,690 Are we officially UN-fired? 465 00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,775 How do we know she didn't fake the green blood? 466 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,319 'Cause that would be stupid. 467 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:08,031 And while she may be manipulative, borderline evil, shallow... 468 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,158 They get it. I'm not stupid. 469 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:11,993 What contrast did you use for the ct? 470 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,870 - Icm. - His kidneys aren't working. 471 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,540 They didn't filter the contrast, which, in icm, is green. 472 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Ten points. 473 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,712 Okay, let's add kidney failure to our list of symptoms. 474 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,316 What are these points? Is that how you're deciding who to fire? 475 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,860 I'm going to fire the next person who asks me who I'm going to fire. 476 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,028 Now we're on the point system? 477 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,154 What happened to men against women? 478 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,012 Forget the game. 479 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,156 What do you mean, forget the game? 480 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,140 I mean, forget the damn game! 481 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,809 This guy's kidneys are failing. We need to diagnose exactly... 482 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,144 I thought we were diagnosing. 483 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,647 You were diagnosing. Now, I am, too. 484 00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:43,858 I thought that thirteen was right about the strongyloides. 485 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,193 I was obviously wrong. 486 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:49,113 Okay, kidney failure, aspiration, fainting. Go. 487 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,949 Kidney failure could be the result of a gram negative bacteria. 488 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,743 Our patient wears a catheter full-time. 489 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,870 It virtually guarantees bacterial infection. 490 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,373 Which could have migrated up to his kidneys. 491 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:02,293 Infection stresses his already weakened system, makes his sma worse. 492 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,045 That explains the choking and fainting. 493 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,588 Put him on an iv amp and gent. 494 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,840 Amber: Our team's scleroderrna diagnosis still holds. 495 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,443 The test could have been negative because 496 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:10,903 the blood was tainted with the contrast. 497 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,178 Do a skin biopsy. 498 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,180 Get a side of lymph node to confirm. 499 00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:23,398 House: I could have you fired. 500 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,149 You already had me fired. 501 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,275 Just proves that I can. 502 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,652 Were the men wrong? 503 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,506 - That doesn't change the fact... - Why are you yelling at me? 504 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,073 Because performing tests for someone 505 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,676 who is not a doctor in this hospital... 506 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,702 You're frustrated. You want help, I'm here. 507 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:38,788 If you just need to vent, leave a message. 508 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:44,335 I like him better like this. You? 509 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,131 Patient developed pneumonia. 510 00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,465 His lungs are filling fast. 511 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,967 We started him on antibiotics. 512 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,301 Nothing. We were wrong. 513 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,427 And you're here to say? 514 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,471 We were wrong, too. He doesn't have scleroderma. 515 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,598 Biopsy revealed no fibrotic changes. 516 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,600 Cervical lymph node has black flecks. 517 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,644 Just small areas of necrosis. It's nothing. 518 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:04,147 You say, "nothing," I say, "cancer." 519 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,190 It's a bit of a stretch to jump right to cancer. 520 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:09,026 I'm notjumping. Broad specs haven't worked, so it's not bacterial. 521 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,779 Failing liver despite treatment suggests it's not fungal. 522 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,740 And her high lactic acidosis points towards 523 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,783 anaplastic large cell lymphoma. 524 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,579 Also suggests infection, which is a lot easier and safer to treat. 525 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,581 Large cell lymphoma is incredibly aggressive. 526 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,746 She'll be dead in a week if we follow the textbooks. 527 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,811 Unless it's infection, in which case you irradiate her, 528 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,545 and she'll be dead in a day. 529 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,505 And I know you have some experience with that. 530 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,718 I've seen doctors do this before. 531 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:34,987 Go back to the scene of the crime, 532 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,513 if you're right this time, you purge yourself of past ghosts. 533 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,557 I know it's contrary to protocol. 534 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:40,558 But I think it's more likely... 535 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:43,478 Ghosts are there for a reason. 536 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,313 So you don't make the same mistake twice. 537 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:49,275 Switch her over to third-generation cephalosporin. 538 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,533 You want to remove his eye? 539 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:58,658 Who told you? 540 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,161 You booked the or. 541 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,412 Good. 542 00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:04,415 You can't beat me in a foot race. 543 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,001 I thought we were dancing. 544 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,755 Cervical lymph node is a garbage dump. 545 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,881 A very small one. 546 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,133 Just one truck comes and it only comes from one home. 547 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,885 Al Gore would be appalled. The home... 548 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,179 The home is the right eye. I get it. 549 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,139 Do a biopsy. 550 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,641 On my way. 551 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,810 You're not doing a biopsy. 552 00:27:23,935 --> 00:27:25,335 You ordered an orbital exenteration. 553 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,539 Right. Because I don't want to remove a little, tiny piece, 554 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,291 sit in the lab and confirm what I already know, 555 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,234 while my patient drowns in his own fluid. 556 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,320 But if you want me to, I absolutely will. 557 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,905 How advanced is the pneumonia? 558 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,157 It's taking college courses. 559 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:39,742 Hey, Wilson! 560 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,577 I'm going to cut some cripple's eye out! 561 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,746 Want to come watch? 562 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,457 Good times. 563 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,959 We good to go? 564 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:00,805 I thought melanoma was skin cancer. 565 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,267 Technically, it's cancer of the pigment cells. 566 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:07,436 The same cells that give your Iris its color. 567 00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:08,980 Cancer? 568 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,441 Why not? What else can god throw at me? 569 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:16,195 Hail, locusts, smiting of the first born... 570 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,114 All depends on how evil you've been. 571 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:19,824 House. 572 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:22,618 If it's cancer, it's spread everywhere, right? 573 00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:27,039 That's what's in my lungs? My kidneys? 574 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:30,501 There is a chance, by removing the eye, to get the primary tumor, 575 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,253 and three courses of radiation, 576 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:33,671 that could... 577 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:37,675 Could what? A few months? Years? 578 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:41,053 More likely months. 579 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:44,682 Any of your other doctors have any cheerier diagnoses? 580 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,851 If they do, they're wrong. This is the answer. 581 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,686 It's the only way to help you. 582 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:52,023 I already can't walk. I can't eat. 583 00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:57,612 You're telling me that the rest of my life 584 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:01,407 is in this bed, puking and pain? 585 00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,576 We can manage the pain. 586 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:06,537 I'd rather just get this over with. 587 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:13,169 I've been trapped in this useless body long enough. 588 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,257 It'd be nice to finally get out. 589 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,427 Get out and go where? 590 00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:23,030 I mean, you think you're going to sprout wings 591 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,781 and start flying around with the other angels? 592 00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:27,558 Don't be an idiot. There is no "after". There's just this. 593 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,018 House! 594 00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:43,157 You can't let a dying man take solace in his beliefs? 595 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,450 His beliefs are stupid. 596 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:45,743 Everybody lies. 597 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,328 Some for good reasons, some for bad. 598 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,222 This would have been a fantastic reason to lie. 599 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,873 Hi. Greg house. 600 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,001 Why can't you just let him have his fairy tale? 601 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,962 If it gives him comfort to imagine beaches 602 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,381 and loved ones and life outside a wheelchair... 603 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,216 Are there 72 virgins, too? 604 00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,175 It's over. 605 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,594 He's got days, maybe hours left. 606 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,599 What pain does it cause you if he spends that time with a peaceful smile? 607 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,224 What sick pleasure do you get in making 608 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:10,309 damn sure he's filled with fear and dread? 609 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:13,479 He shouldn't be making a decision based on a lie. 610 00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:14,804 Misery is better than nothing. 611 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,015 You don't know there's nothing. You haven't been there. 612 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,360 Oh, god, I am tired of that argument. 613 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,737 I don't have to go to Detroit to know that it smells. 614 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:25,783 Yes. Detroit, the afterlife, same thing. 615 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,564 Amber: You're not getting enough oxygen, 616 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,841 so we're inserting a tube directly into your lungs. 617 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,010 It should help us drain some of this excess fluid. 618 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:10,387 Should make you a little more comfortable. 619 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,062 Amber: Sats are still dropping. 620 00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:19,396 Thirteen: The fluid's clear. 621 00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:22,441 If this was cancer, there should be blood. 622 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:23,567 Call house. 623 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,779 He just paged me. 624 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:35,788 Dr. House! 625 00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:51,554 Maybe it was 626 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,597 just an accident. 627 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,432 It wasn't an accident. 628 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:58,238 Think his nihilism got the best of him and he tried to kill himself? 629 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,937 - He paged me. - He paged you? 630 00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,647 - Why you? - I assume because... 631 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,899 Wilson: Don't assume anything. 632 00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:06,277 Don't fall into that trap. 633 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,528 Is he okay? 634 00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:10,447 Burned his hand pretty good. 635 00:33:10,573 --> 00:33:12,491 His heart stopped for nearly a minute. 636 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,411 But your cohort managed to restart it. 637 00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:19,206 But he has not regained consciousness. 638 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,919 So, since I have you all here, 639 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,463 we should probably talk about your actual patient. 640 00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:29,425 Clear fluid from the lungs indicates that it's probably not cancer. 641 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:33,679 So it would be nice if we could come up with a new idea. 642 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:45,149 You're an idiot. You nearly killed yourself. 643 00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:46,400 That was the whole idea. 644 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,401 You wanted to kill yourself? 645 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,737 I wanted to nearly kill myself. 646 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,447 Is he better? 647 00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:53,490 No. But he doesn't have cancer. 648 00:33:53,616 --> 00:33:55,367 We think it might be eosinophilic pneumonia. 649 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:58,370 Maybe you didn't want to die, but you didn't care if you lived. 650 00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:01,081 You insisted that I needed to see for myself. 651 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,043 Was he discharged? 652 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,252 No. He's dying. 653 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,672 You've already had two near-death experiences. 654 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:12,343 Not that guy, the guy in the car accident. 655 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:14,053 With the knife. 656 00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,640 I need to talk to him. 657 00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:19,642 He died almost an hour ago. 658 00:34:21,477 --> 00:34:23,197 Apparently, it's bad to electrocute yourself 659 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:26,774 within days of suffering massive internal injuries. 660 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,527 Why did you need to talk to him? 661 00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:33,280 Did you see something? 662 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,407 Eosinophilic pneumonia. 663 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,660 House? What did you see? 664 00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:39,078 Nothing. 665 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,746 Whose idea was that? 666 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:41,705 Brennan. 667 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,708 "Nothing," you don't want to talk about it, or, "nothing..." 668 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:45,834 Which one's Brennan? 669 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,962 Is he the ridiculously old guy? 670 00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:49,880 House, you've got to talk about this. 671 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:54,218 If it's aggressive enough it might have gotten past the steroids. 672 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,512 Start him on cyclophosphamide. 673 00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,013 I already did. 674 00:34:58,138 --> 00:34:59,765 Just looking at you hurts. 675 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:04,103 I'm gonna order up some extra pain meds. 676 00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,604 I love you. 677 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,696 How fast will this work? 678 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,407 New meds should start helping in minutes, okay? Hang in there. 679 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:19,326 Vacutainer's full. I need to replace it. 680 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,956 I don't think it's working. 681 00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:25,499 Try and relax. 682 00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:30,129 You must be wrong. 683 00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:31,254 Stop talking. 684 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,842 Hurry up and get the chest tube working. 685 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,427 Okay. I got it. 686 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:39,847 Can you get hoover? 687 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,202 I can't... 688 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:05,372 Can you put my 689 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:07,457 hand 690 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,210 on his head? 691 00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:18,010 It's okay. Don't worry. 692 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,222 I'm not scared. 693 00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:38,572 Oh, god. 694 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:52,920 Time of death... 695 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,516 You're looking better. 696 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,893 Stark's dead. 697 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,859 What are you doing? 698 00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:17,611 Going to see our patient. 699 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,154 He's dead. 700 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,323 "Dead" is not a diagnosis. 701 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:24,201 - You really shouldn't be... - Shut up and give me my cane. 702 00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,539 I assume we're all fired. 703 00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:30,457 Should I fire myself, too? 704 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:34,253 I thought it was strongyloides, then I thought it was cancer. 705 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:37,548 - A little help, here? - Ready? One, two... 706 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,722 Why did you call me? 707 00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:47,617 Because if I pooped myself in front of Wilson, 708 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:48,743 I'd never hear the end of it. 709 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,394 But why not one of the others? 710 00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:51,913 You always have that phone in your hand. 711 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,481 We all have cell phones, that's not the reason. What is? 712 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,067 If I died, you'd never get the job. 713 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,861 I knew you wouldn't let that happen. 714 00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:01,280 You don't think anybody else has any reason to care? 715 00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:03,007 I think this is starting to come back to me. 716 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,617 It's right, left, then repeat. 717 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,328 Yeah. That works. 718 00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:12,583 What did we miss? 719 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,710 If we knew, he wouldn't be dead. 720 00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:16,503 So, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 721 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,214 No. We were defeated. It's over. 722 00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:22,593 Patient presented with syncope. 723 00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:25,137 We thought it was thread worms, gave him ivennectin. 724 00:38:25,262 --> 00:38:27,264 Thank you. 725 00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:31,310 The patient seemed better until his blood turned green. 726 00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:32,936 Can we at least remove the body before 727 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,522 launching into a purely academic exercise? 728 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,609 The patient didn't respond to antibiotics or steroids. 729 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:39,735 You okay, boy? 730 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,820 What's wrong with the dog? 731 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:51,914 He's dead. 732 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:53,790 There are only a handful of viruses 733 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,084 that can cross between dogs and humans. 734 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,086 But they may not be connected at all. 735 00:38:58,212 --> 00:38:59,963 The dog was old. I've seen it before. 736 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,299 They hang on way past their normal life expectancy 737 00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:03,624 to take care of their masters. 738 00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:06,803 Did you watch him take the pills? 739 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:10,224 The ivennectin. Did you watch the patient 740 00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,476 put them in his mouth and swallow them? 741 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,102 I don't know. I think so. 742 00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:15,228 What kind of dog is that? 743 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,270 English Shepherd. 744 00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:18,524 - That's in the collie family, right? - Not really. 745 00:39:18,649 --> 00:39:21,068 - But they share the mdr-1 gene? - Yeah. 746 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:25,239 What happens when you give a dog with the mdr-1 gene iverrnectin? 747 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,198 They don't. 748 00:39:26,323 --> 00:39:28,575 I mean, it's used to treat heartworrns in most dogs, 749 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,328 but it would be fatal if they... 750 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:40,546 Look familiar? 751 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:42,576 I think the last time you saw it, 752 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:45,175 it didn't have that dead dog's teeth marks on it. 753 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,386 I just put it on the bed tray to get him some water. 754 00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:50,514 When I asked you if you watched the patient swallow the pills, 755 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,516 the right answer was, "no." 756 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:58,063 Take his body down to the morgue. 757 00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:14,079 If you hadn't treated this patient as a game, he wouldn't be dead. 758 00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:16,039 Feeling much better, thank you. 759 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:18,917 I'm supposed to show you sympathy? 760 00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:22,963 He died while his attending was lying on a hospital bed 761 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,757 because he stuck a knife in a wall socket. 762 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:28,927 He died because a doctor made a mistake. 763 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:30,219 She was an idiot. 764 00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:31,262 You employed her. 765 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,725 You're responsible. 766 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,822 Dr. Foreman. 767 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,577 How's she doing? 768 00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:57,664 Fever's gone. Ast and alt are back within normal range. 769 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,584 She should be out of here in a few days. 770 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:01,918 Gutsy call. 771 00:41:02,044 --> 00:41:04,004 - Thanks. - It wasn't a compliment. 772 00:41:05,297 --> 00:41:06,882 If you were wrong, she'd be dead. 773 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:09,718 - I was sure... - No, you weren't. You couldn't be. 774 00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,136 There's a reason we have rules. 775 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,597 If every doctor did whatever his gut told him was right, 776 00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:16,892 we'd have a lot more dead bodies to deal with. 777 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,560 It won't happen again. 778 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,020 Yes, it will. 779 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:23,357 Because you confuse saving her life with doing the right thing. 780 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,319 I'm sorry, Dr. Foreman, you're fired. 781 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,384 As soon as the pathologist cut into the lungs, 782 00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,344 we saw the threadworms. 783 00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:57,349 Do you think it's fair that I fired 784 00:41:57,474 --> 00:41:58,794 all the other members of your team 785 00:41:58,892 --> 00:42:01,895 when you guys actually came up with the right diagnosis? 786 00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:06,525 I keep replaying it in my mind. 787 00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:09,403 Did I drop the pills when I put them on the bed tray? 788 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:12,656 Did I knock them over when I turned to leave? 789 00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,119 You know, he'd be alive. 790 00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:20,080 His dog would be alive. 791 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,248 I know. 792 00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:25,252 You forced us to act on a false assumption. 793 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,920 - I know. - Everything we built 794 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,131 from that step on, 795 00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:31,466 every test, every theory, every treatment... 796 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:34,678 I know. Forget the lecture and fire me already. 797 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:40,308 If I was gonna fire you, I wouldn't be giving you the lecture. 798 00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:48,316 I know you're not gonna let anything like this ever happen again. 799 00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,406 I'll see you tomorrow. 800 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,502 I'm sorry to say, 801 00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:10,422 I told you so. 58319

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