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-Hey. -Let go. Gosh, let go!

-Let me go! -Stay still!

Do you think I'm a pervert?

Dating one Oh Hae-young after another?

-Good morning. -How are you?

I'm well. Good morning.

Good morning!

Hi. Do you have any good news?

No, not at all.

I just think something good will happen if I smile.

-What? -What?

Wait for me!

-Hi. -Hi!

-Do you have any good news? -No, I don't.

Don't talk to her. She's acting very weird.

-What is it? -What's wrong with you?

Then why were you good to me?

You were nice to me!

Because I felt bad for you.

You got dumped before your wedding,

but you say you dumped him and act like you're fine.

It was hard to see. That's why.

Mun-hak is 30 years old.

-I'm 30, too. -You're 30.

I'm 28 years old.

I'm 24 years old.

I'm 27 years old.

-Let me see. -Okay.

This is why I don't like to get health check-ups with co-workers.

There is no privacy.

Hae-young, let me see yours.

See what?

Your body age.

Haven't you read through your check-up result?

HEALTH CHECK-UP RESULTS

Show us your body age.

2016 HEALTH CHECK-UP RESULTS

OH HAE-YOUNG

VISION - HEARING: NORMAL

BODY AGE: 41 YEARS OLD

Come on.

I don't want to. Why do I have to tell you my body age?

You don't have to be so cranky. You can cover your weight if you want.

Forget it.

We're going to pretend our body ages are our real ages at dinner.

Is that so?

You guys are doomed.

I'll cover my weight.

My liver enzyme levels, too.

My body fat percentage. What else should I cover?

-What did Isadora get? -She hasn't shown us.

It seemed like it was about her real age.

Mine might be higher than hers.

-What about Manager Oh? -Should I go and ask her?

No need. She couldn't have beat me.

-It must be really high. -You're doomed.

I want to dash there right now.

I want to dash there naked.

I could pull out all your hair

for what your son did!

Han Tae-jin, that jerk--

I'd love to tear him apart.

Fine!

We'll never let Hae-young marry Tae-jin!

I'd rather let her die unmarried.

You better keep an eye on your son. I might bite him to death.

My teeth are in perfect condition!

That's enough.

Son of a bitch.

How could he do this to our daughter?

How dare he?

Come on!

Our director's body age is...

-Director Choe! -Director Choe!

-Is this accurate? -Very accurate.

It's my mother's age.

Gyeong-mi's body age is...

And now, Isadora's...

Director Park's body age.

-Director Park! -Director Park!

-Director Park! -Director Park!

Her body is 42 years old!

-She's 42 years old. -It's 42.

41 YEARS OLD

Chan-ju's body age is...

-Oh Hae-young! -Oh Hae-young!

-Oh Hae-young! -Lastly, Manager Oh's body age is...

-Manager Oh! -Manager Oh!

-Show us! -Manager Oh!

Manager Oh's body age is...

-Show us! -Show us!

She's 21 years old!

She's the youngest among us!

You two are the same age, but your body is 20 years older.

-That's crazy. -Aunt Hae-young!

-Aunt Hae-young! -Aunt Hae-young!

Oh Hae-young!

Baby.

Can you sing for us, baby?

-Sure. -"Baby."

Baby!

It's too loud! Be quiet!

Why did you stop the music?

Gosh.

Hey!

You're louder than her!

If you want to say something, ask for my permission.

Got it?

Can't I talk whenever I want to?

-Hey. Take her out of here. -Yes, sir.

-Get out of here! -Leave!

-Let's go. -I'll be quiet.

Stop drinking. This is why your body is 41 years old.

All right, baby.

Can you sing another song?

-Sing for us! -Sing for us!

-Oh Hae-young! -Oh Hae-young!

Just one more song!

Just one more!

-One more song! -One more song!

-One more song! -One more song!

-Just one more song! -Just one more!

Grandpa, how are you doing?

Say, "Grandpa, please give me some money."

-Say it. -"Grandpa, give me some money."

Grandma, give me some money.

Grandpa will spank you.

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

-Go ahead. -Sorry?

You're older than me.

Do it.

No, I'm okay.

21 YEARS OLD

41 YEARS OLD

-Hey. -Yes, Ms. Oh.

There's so much I want to say.

Go ahead, please.

Change your name.

I'll be the only Oh Hae-young.

There should be only one Oh Hae-young on this planet.

The name suits only boring girls like me.

It doesn't suit you.

Oh...

Bit-na. What do you think? It suits you.

Oh Bit-na, which means "shiny."

Let me think about it.

Don't think about it. Just do it.

You can't have the same name as me.

I don't want to have the same name as you anymore.

Anymore.

Change it.

Do you think I'm saying this just because we're playing a game?

I'm not.

I'm speaking from my heart.

Do you understand?

-I do. -Don't laugh!

Take it easy.

Are you teasing me?

You witch.

Why the hell did you have to come back?

Who do you think you are?

Do you think you can just leave a man and come back anytime?

If you have a conscience, you should have never come back.

How dare you disappear on your wedding day?

What was the reason?

Why did you have to do that?

Why did you dump your fiancé the day before the wedding?

I heard.

I heard that the whole company was shocked by the news.

Why did you do that?

Stop or I'll hit you.

Those stupid jerks.

Hey.

We're all just chickens on a chicken farm.

They always nag us about productivity,

but what's the point in raising productivity?

Let's say we laid tons of eggs,

but we all died.

If we lay tons of eggs and we all die, is that a good thing?

Is that how we're supposed to live?

Gosh.

Hey, let's drink.

Oh, it's hot. Gosh.

-Cut! That was good. -Nice.

We can't do any better than this. Okay!

Let's do it again.

Please don't mumble.

Speak clearly.

Should I delete it?

He's brave. You want me to go again and again?

Okay, good. Let's start over, then.

Gosh.

One, two, three. Cue!

This is driving me crazy.

What do those jerks take us for?

We're all just chickens on a chicken farm.

They always nag us about productivity,

-but what's the point... -Cut!

Cut. He said cut.

-Seriously. -It's "productivity"!

Do it again.

Gosh.

All right. Cue!

This is driving me crazy.

What do those jerks take us for?

We're all just chickens on a chicken farm.

-They always nag us about productivity-- -Cut!

Stop! He said cut.

Goodness!

Seriously! Move over!

Sir!

Sir.

Hey, come here.

Read this scene.

Deok-gu drinks and smokes.

He must have a raucous voice. He's drunk, too.

I studied the character and tried to bring details to my acting.

Why do you want me to do retakes?

If the audience can't understand you, what's the point of it?

You must have a hearing problem. Who wouldn't understand that?

I've shot tens of films,

you are the first sound designer who made me do retakes.

I've never seen anyone mumble their lines like you.

-What? -Do-kyeong...

-Hey. Don't stop me. -Please calm down.

Is he the only sound designer here?

Let me take care of it. Do-kyeong, why don't you take a break?

Mr. Lee, how can they treat me like this?

I didn't want to shoot this movie in the first place!

Do-kyeong, please calm down and relax.

-Never cut him any slack, okay? -Okay.

Please go in.

Take some rest.

PARK DO-KYEONG CEO

OH HAE-YOUNG

Yes?

I can't play table tennis with you today.

Just in case you were going to go to the gym.

Yes, I'm at the company dinner.

We got the results of our check-ups today,

and we're pretending that our body ages are our real ages.

And I'm the youngest here.

Guess my body age.

Don't be surprised.

It's 21.

Hae-young's body age is...

I'm not sure if I can tell you.

It is 41.

So Hae-young is very upset now.

She's pestering me to change my name.

I guess you're busy now.

Okay.

I'll call you later.

-I got you. -Wait.

-Hold on. -Come here!

Are you that super popular Oh Hae-young?

No, there's another Oh Hae-young.

Did you hear that? She said no.

Are you trying to fool me? Take her glasses off.

Do you wish to die?

How dare you try to fool me?

You want to die?

Die, you witch.

-You ugly piece of... -No, it's not me.

Guys! Oh Hae-young fell down the stairs.

-Really? -Let's go. Go!

-Oh Hae-young! -Will she be okay?

-No way! -Oh Hae-young!

-What happened? -Are you okay?

Did something happen?

-No. Hallelujah. -Gosh, you're fine.

-Take him down. -Gosh...

Stomp on him!

-You're the youngest here, Manager Oh. -Thanks.

-And you're the oldest. -Stop it.

Please give me some money, Grandpa.

Give me some money.

You there!

Oh Bit-na!

You bitch!

Let me...

hit you just once.

I...

Because of you!

I had to go through so much.

And there's a deep grudge in my heart!

I'll put everything behind with one blow.

Let me end this.

Let me hit you just once!

-Stop her. -Stop her.

-Ms. Oh. -Hae-young, what are you doing?

Are you okay?

Director Park.

Hae-young, wake up.

Hae-young.

Hae-young.

Where does she live?

You took her home before.

-Let's take her in my car. I'll drive. -It's okay.

Why is she bruised?

I hit her.

She deserved it.

Hey.

Gosh, I don't live here!

My mom told me to come home. Let me go.

Hey!

It hurts.

I think I hurt my leg.

Gosh, it hurts.

-Just knock her out. -No!

-I'm not going! -Get in the car.

No!

-Seriously. -I don't want to!

I don't live here!

It hurts.

-I'll go with you. -It's fine.

Bye.

Soo-kyeong.

-Can I have some tea? -It's Director Park.

You shouldn't call me by my name anymore.

Wait.

Isn't that Oh Hae-young?

-Really? -That crazy...

How dare she come here?

Who is she?

You're a dead woman.

How can you come here?

You're dead.

-Why did you come out? -Hey.

Jin-sang.

It's been a long time.

Yes, it really has.

I missed you.

I missed you, too.

Does she have a death wish?

I'll cut off her limbs.

Why did you all come out? Go back in.

It's so good to see you. It's been really long.

Yes. Good to see you, too.

-You jerk. -You're so pretty.

Thank you so much.

Are you back together with Do-kyeong?

Nonsense.

Why did you come out? Go back in!

What is he doing?

I guess he's lost.

Do you want to come in?

Are you crazy?

Hurry. Go back in now.

-Let's go back in. -Go ahead.

Go in.

Go back in.

Go home.

Okay.

-"Okay, Director Park." -"Okay, Director Park."

Why isn't she leaving?

She sure is damn pretty.

Get up and put on some ointment.

OH HAE-YOUNG

-Yes. -Why aren't you coming back?

Didn't you get to her house yet?

I'm at the studio.

I have something to give to you.

Should I come by the studio?

Where does Hae-young live?

Up there.

-Why? -I should've gotten drunk and passed out.

Then you'd have taken me home.

I don't feel very well today.

Today,

Hae-young got drunk and tried to hit me,

but Soo-kyeong came in between us

and butted Hae-young in the head.

Everyone thought that she did it for me,

but I think it was for Hae-young.

On the outside, Soo-kyeong is hard on her, but she cares a lot about her.

So I'm a little sad.

I need to get back.

I just sounded really mean. I'm sorry.

I had your paddle all along.

Is this why you didn't come?

When will we play?

I visit the gym every day.

I don't mind early mornings or late nights.

Let's play sometime.

Doesn't it sound wrong?

You and I playing together.

It's too much.

Now I know why you left me,

and I understand you.

-Isn't it enough? -When we think of each other,

it still doesn't make us feel good.

-We don't have to. -But that's what I want.

I almost threw myself out the window!

I couldn't remember who I came with

or what I did while I was drunk.

I figured there was no use in living, and I was going to jump.

-I'm so glad it's you. -If you're up, let's go.

Why are we here?

Soo-kyeong told me to take you home,

but everyone was in front of our place. I had no choice.

Did we sleep together?

No, get up.

-Didn't we come here for that? -Get up.

-Why leave after paying so much? -Do I have to hit you to make you get up?

Will you get excited if you do?

Come out when you're sober.

It's embarrassing for you if I sleep with you now.

Get it together!

How can you get beaten up at your age?

How can you not know who brought you here?

I'll wait in the car.

I plan to move back home.

I think I should.

It's weird to live next to you after I got rejected.

My parents are so worried about me. They don't know what to do.

They're worried I might commit suicide.

You'll pay for my deposit, right?

It'll take a while.

Let me know when it's ready.

Thank you for everything.

I was able to hold on thanks to you.

Hurry up.

Shouldn't you move back home?

I go back to check from time to time.

There are more ax marks every time. He must come every day.

He's super diligent.

When you go in to do your business...

turn the fan on.

Have you met with him yet?

You should see him. Don't regret it later.

Shut your mouth. Just leave me alone.

You have to see him.

It's the only way to end your drinking spree.

How can I show him this old face?

Just enjoy your breakfast.

Is this a conversation or a skit?

You're not the only one that has aged. I'm sure he's bald and fat now.

Thank you. That's perfect.

-Go see him today. -No.

See him!

Are you making fun of me?

It's me.

Are you well?

Remember that time at the Seine?

You said you didn't want wine.

We searched so long for a Korean bar.

We ordered soju,

and you got drunk on it.

I had such a hard time then, you know.

You threw up in front of the river.

They are full, too.

Why is it so hard to be with you today?

Let's just go to your place.

Gosh.

All right.

Let's do that.

Let's go!

I parked so well.

-The clouds must be cotton candy -What are you doing?

Should I try and jump on them?

I'm going to tell her how I feel today

I'm going to be brave today

-I'm going to be brave today -I'm going to be brave today

-Wait, sir! -Stop!

-Please... -Stop!

-No, it wasn't... -Hey!

-Run! -You better stop!

-This isn't right! -Stop right there!

-No, please stop! -Stop!

Stop!

Stop! You'll regret it when I get you!

No!

Please, hold on! This isn't right!

-Jerk! -Sir, please! I'm sorry!

-What should I do to you? -Hold on. Not the pants!

-Stay still. -No!

-Hey. -Sir.

-I'm going to be -Hold on!

-Brave -No!

-Today -Wait, help!

-No. Help! -Come here!

Jerk!

It hurts!

That hurts!

Anyone home?

Who is it?

Mom! Lock the door and go back in!

Mom, it's nothing! Go back in!

No, go back in! I'm fine!

Stay still.

I DATED A MARRIED WOMAN

Mom, please don't read it.

-Mom! -My goodness.

Oh, my Lord!

-Stay still. -Gosh.

Damn it.

Oh, no. My Lord!

When will you join me?

Did you see him?

He...

had already...

Put the past behind him a long time ago

I was the only one hung up on the past.

That's why I told you to see him.

Women tend to cling on to their pasts.

Not us men.

Okay. Let's see which one of us can last longer

tonight.

Cheers.

One more shot.

-One more shot. -Sure.

Cheers.

I am...

a caterpillar.

Shoot!

Goal!

I can fly!

Three, two, one!

Okay.

Gosh, my head hurts.

Soo-kyeong.

At what time did we stop drinking last night?

I'll see you later.

What's wrong with her?

-Doors opening. -It's so embarrassing!

So embarrassing!

Get out! Get out right now!

What did I do? He's just a baby.

Is she out of her mind?

How can she be so shameless?

When we met, she was too embarrassed to even look me in the eyes.

What's gotten into her?

She'd rather let her daughter die unmarried

than let her marry you.

She wants to tear you apart!

Who asked you to meet with her?

Are you crazy? Why are you yelling at me?

Don't call them.

Don't do anything. Just...

Just stay quiet until you go back.

Did something happen between you that I don't know?

Hey. Tae-jin...

HAE-YOUNG

That's nothing to worry about.

Just say, "Hey, you stink."

The girl will give up right away.

Hey.

You jerk.

Don't say that to a girl.

You have to do whatever it takes to make her give you up.

If you just say, "I don't love you anymore,"

it won't work.

She'll keep asking you why.

Women can be delusional.

She'd think there's something you're not saying.

Girls need to hear specific reasons.

For example,

"I can't stand seeing you eat."

I suddenly...

can't stand seeing you eat.

Something like that. That means you're really sick of her.

It'll work immediately.

TAE-JIN

You didn't have to tell them I dumped you.

Why did you do that?

I couldn't pretend any longer.

I wanted to cry once.

I wanted to tell them the truth

and cry my eyes out.

And I did.

I feel better now.

Should we go somewhere?

Are you hungry?

Let me treat you to dinner.

You're mean.

How could I eat in front of you again?

I'm about to lose my temper. Please stop.

Let's not meet again.

I just got out of jail.

I got arrested the day after we broke up.

It could have been at our wedding.

That would have wrecked your family.

You would have fallen to pieces.

I thought I'd be in there for a while, at least a few years.

You would have promised to wait for me.

Hae-young,

it was right for me to break up with you then.

I needed to find a reason

that would make you accept it without asking questions.

That's why I said that.

I'm sorry.

Mom!

Mom, Tae-jin was imprisoned!

That was why!

He didn't break up with me because he got sick of me!

He broke up with me to look out for me!

It wasn't because he got sick of me...

Of course not.

My daughter is amazing.

Why would anyone get sick of you?

Why did he get imprisoned?

That's not important!

Everything is fine now.

Don't cry, it's all well.

Goodness.

You must have been so upset.

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

Are you not coming home today either?

SEND

There's one good thing about having feelings for the guy next door.

He makes me want to come home early.

I'd never wanted to come home until I got wasted.

Can't you come home early for me?

I don't expect you to love me back. I'm so bored. That's all!

It's not even dusk. What am I going to do?

Seriously...

Honey!

Turn. Turn around.

Hurry. Please.

Put your arm around me. Hurry.

Do you know her?

Smile. Smile big.

Act more affectionate.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Honey, we got a package.

That hurts.

Dear deities above who are busy caring for every soul in the world...

If you have some time to spare,

while you're at it,

visit the man next door who has kind eyes

but is determined to live a miserable life.

Please let him come to his senses.

Okay.

Who is it?

-Tae-jin. -What does he want?

He's coming over.

Where?

Why would he come here?

Tell him not to come. Never see him again.

Get over him.

Why take back a man who did what he did?

It doesn't matter what excuse he has.

Don't meet with him.

You can live by yourself.

-I'll see him for a while. -Why bother?

Forget it.

Mom.

I'm bored.

Bored?

You have me and Dad. Why are you bored?

Don't see him.

I'll kill him if you do.

Nice.

Have you been practicing?

You're better than me now.

I stopped playing when we broke up.

It's been a year for me, too.

-Let's grab a bite. -I have to go.

-Do you have plans? -Yes.

I thought we'd have dinner.

Will you come again?

I won't.

I came because were waiting.

I'm okay now.

I'll be able to say hello to you if I ever run into you again.

Thank you for reaching out to me first.

Wow.

-How unexpected. -It wouldn't be right to go any further.

Let's finish it here.

It's me.

I know, you're the guy next door.

Let's go home.

Come home.

What are you doing?

I have something to tell you. Let's go home together.

I'm outside.

You idiot.

Fuck.

Damn it!

Oh, shit!

I got it!

I know what's happening to you.

I know what you see.

I get it now.

Are you getting in now?

I'm going to take my things today.

I'll call the movers for the bigger stuff.

Are you ignoring me?

What is it you wanted to tell me yesterday?

The money's ready.

That's good.

You're acting like you're mad at me.

Are you back with him?

-Yes. -You're so easy.

-I am. -You're really putting me off.

How can you go back to him after what he did?

He had his reasons.

He was imprisoned.

-Is that enough for you to forgive? -And you?

Did you forgive Hae-young after what she did to you?

I had a good reason.

The guy was embarrassed about what happened.

He hurt you and ran away.

How can a man be such a coward?

If he really loved you, he wouldn't have done that.

I know that!

I know his pride comes before me!

I need someone now. Anyone.

Even if it's someone who left me.

I'm trying not to break the wall and throw myself at you,

but you keep on confusing me like this!

I'm just protecting my heart from being broken!

Jerk.

You're the worst.

You're the worst coward!

-Are you crazy? -Let me go!

-Hey. -Gosh!

You...

You jerk!

-Let go! -Damn it.

-Let me go! -Stay still!

Stop it!

Seriously...

Let go. Stop.

Let go! Gosh!

I know what's happening to you.

I know what you see.

I get it now.

What is it?

Don't just stare at me like that. Tell me.

What is it?

I think it's right to end it with her like this.

How can you not call me after what happened?

Is it Tae-jin or the guy next door?

Right now, you're lying on the ground after a car accident.

I'll die soon,

and I'll feel sad about her when I do?

How can he hold it in?

I can't even wait one day.

Can you hold me?

You should come to me if you like me.

Why is it so complicated?

I miss you.

Subtitle translation by M. C.