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RALPH:
Uh, previously on "Aminaminacs"...
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Hey, sibs! Remember when
we had our DNA tested?
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♪
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WARNERS:
Nora!
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Ooh! Who's our great-grandmother?
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My great-grandmother Flora
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- is the greatest businesswoman alive!
- Ah!
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Tonight, I will host
a little competition
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for all my potential heirs,
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and the winner will inherit
my fabulous estate!
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You're my best relatives!
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You've won my fortune!
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I'm sorry, kids, but your DNA results
were switched with...
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Ralphonzo!
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Look, everyone! He is the spitting image
of my favorite brother, Ralphonzo!
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We should do a movie
about flaming meatballs!
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Any more of your foolish ideas,
and you'll bankrupt this studio.
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Nora! You need to listen
to my long-lost great nephew.
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After all, as chairman,
he is your new boss.
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So, Ralph runs Warner Bros. now?
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Excessive spit take-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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[beeping]
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[evil laugh]
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And with a press
of a button, it's sayonara,
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marinara!
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[evil laugh]
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[lights click]
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♪ heroic music ♪
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Sorry to break up the... sausage party.
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VILLAINS:
Meatball Man!
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Pasta-la-pizza, gravy.
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[yelling]
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[spraying]
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[panting, yells]
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[echoing]
Meatball power!
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♪
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[panting]
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Aah!
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[panting, gasps]
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[punching]
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[grunts]
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[groans, grunts]
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Question you got to ask yourself is,
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do I feel hungry?
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[struggling]
Well,
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do I, punk?
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♪
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[Ralph laughing]
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Oh, that's really, really...
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[laughing]
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Da best bit was da meatballs!
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I'll make a note of it.
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Duh, uh, make a note of
ordering me this here sub
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for the premiere.
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I haven't had meat since, uh,
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well, since I got this job.
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So, I've been a really good boy.
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One million dollars?!
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Oh. One million calories.
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The price is...
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one million dollars?!
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Great Grandma Flora,
tell him he can't do this!
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♪
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[yowling]
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But Nora!
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How can I say no to those
big puppy dog jowls?
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Oh, give me those jowls.
[squishing]
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Aw, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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Enough of this nauseating
nepotistic nonsense!
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You will fall in line and respect
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my beloved brother Ralphonzo!
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I-I mean, my great-grandnephew Ralph.
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Well, if you want to run
this place into the ground,
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then you can do it without me!
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I quit!
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♪
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[meow]
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[typing, beep]
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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[sighs]
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♪
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[birds chirping]
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[panicked panting]
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[monkey-like screeching]
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Aaah!
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[screeching, laughing]
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[whirring]
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Hey! Who would dare interrupt
our Lord of the Flies bit?
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Yeah! I'm Frodo!
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Should we tell him?
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[screaming]
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[chainsaw roaring]
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♪
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[whirring]
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The CEO?
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Mrs. Lady?
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NORA:
Not anymore!
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Officer Nora Rita Norita.
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WB Security.
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Oh, the new Ralph!
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The new Ralph.
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Oh! The new Mrs. Man!
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It might not be my dream job,
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but I'm gonna give it everything I got!
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That's the Norita way!
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Look, I like your enthusiasm,
I really do.
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But if you wanna catch us Warners,
well, you have to wake up
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pretty early in the--
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[Warners screaming]
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[Warners grunt]
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[clicking, beep]
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♪
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Honestly, who wakes up
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at 4:30 AM?!
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Nora does!
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You know...
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this really isn't much of a show
when they take away the part
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where "we break loose and then vamoose."
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Anyone got any bright ideas
how to break out of here?
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Ideally, in a way
that parodies classic movies
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that's fun for both kids
and their parents.
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[ding]
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♪
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♪ cinematic music ♪
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Yay!
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- [drone whirring]
- Okay, who ratted me out?
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You did. I could see you digging
the entire time.
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Hm. I still don't see the connection.
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Ah!
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[grunts]
[locks clicking]
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Boys.
[beep]
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[whirring]
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♪ action music ♪
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[plane zooming]
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[jet whirring]
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[whirring]
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[beeping]
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[scream, grunt]
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I see your Dark Knight aerial stunt,
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and raise you
a Dark Knight Rises aerial stunt.
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[screaming, grunts]
[door slams]
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It is a worse film in almost every way,
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but it is the cooler set piece.
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Alright, kids.
If you want to pull off a heist,
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you gotta call in... the professional.
[beep]
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[phone ringing]
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♪ heist music ♪
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[typing, beep]
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[beeping, buzzing]
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[beeping]
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[goggles whirring]
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[buzzing]
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[whip cracks]
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♪ music stops ♪
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Get them out of my sight.
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[click]
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♪
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[insects chirping]
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And now, the plot twist
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in literally every heist movie
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this studio has ever produced.
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[blinking]
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[Warners yelling, grunt]
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[beeping, clicking]
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[beep, click]
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♪
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[beep, whir]
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Now that you're trapped in there
for eternity and all,
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[over speaker]
why don't you use this opportunity
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to spend some loving,
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quality time together?
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As a family.
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You mean like...
communicating to each other...
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[gasps] about our feelings?!
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[screaming]
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You win! We can't take it anymore!
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Please! Let us go!
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We'll do anything!
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Anything, huh?
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♪ dramatic music crescendos ♪
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[thunder rumbling]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
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[squeaking]
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Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪ Three Blind Mice plays] ♪
PINKY: [singing] Pinkys how too!
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♪ Pinky's how too! ♪
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♪ See how I do! ♪
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♪ See how I do! ♪
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♪ I like to make videos ♪
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♪ I like to make videos... ♪
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[screaming]
I really like to make videos!
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♪ See how I do ♪
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[beep]
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[muffled]
Hello, everybody...
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[normal]
inside my phone!
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Today, we're gonna learn how to...
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friendship!
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♪ Three Blind Mice on xylophone ♪
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And helping me is my BFF
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and best friend forever...
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Brain!
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Pinky, this isn't another
one of your videos
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where you expose my world domination plans
to your followers, is it?
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[laughs] Don't be silly, Brain!
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We can't just do
the same thing every time.
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I mean, after two whole seasons,
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the fans deserve something
fresh and new. Sorta like...
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narf! Poit! Zort! Egad! [laughs]
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Oh! Don't forget to smash
that subscribe button.
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Now then, the first way to
"how to friendship"
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is by making breakfast
for your bestest... friend...
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Ooh. [scoffs] Oh, dear.
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Try saying that five times fast.
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That! That! That! That! I can't do it.
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[sighs] That is hard.
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Brain!
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Your French toast is ready!
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This is just a piece of burnt toast
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with a bite taken out of it.
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Ah, yes. Well, sorry.
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I got a little hungry on my way
back from France, didn't I?
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I don't have time to dilly-dally, Pinky.
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I'm putting the final touches
on the hydraulic system
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of my bipedal exoskeleton.
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It combines the speed
and agility of the border collie,
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the impressively low ground clearance
of the dachshund,
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and the strict obedience
of the Labrador retriever.
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[whirring]
[robotic barking, panting]
268
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,228
I'll admit, I may have modeled
the latter on the wrong breed.
269
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,858
This suit will allow me to breach
270
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:13,395
the heretofore impenetrable security
of Brass Mountain...
271
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,650
[Pinky giggling]
...the storage facility in Pennsylvania,
272
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,822
where many of humanity's most
precious documents are kept.
273
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,992
PINKY: [giggling] Oh!
[clicking, beep]
274
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,201
I will infiltrate the facility
and transfer
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00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,412
Charles Dickens' will to my name...
[Pinky making robot noises]
276
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,172
...thus inheriting his enormous estate.
[Pinky laughing]
277
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:32,085
With the royalties, I shall be able
to fund my latest plan
278
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,205
for world domination, which is--
279
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:36,093
[Pinky laughing hysterically]
280
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,879
PINKY:
Egad, look at your head! [laughs]
281
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,394
Pinky, are you even listening to me?
[jowls jiggling]
282
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,346
PINKY:
Yes, Chipmunk-Balloon-Brain!
283
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:46,307
Whatever you squeak--
Oh, I mean say! [laughs]
284
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,938
What are you doing? Give me that phone.
285
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,309
Uh... Oh! Use the promo code
286
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:55,113
"Chipmunk Brain 11-teen"
for 10% off Brain plushies when--
287
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:56,991
[bars and tone]
288
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,947
The next way to "how to friendship"
289
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,737
is what I like to call
"random acts of friendship."
290
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:06,372
Pinky, have you seen
my Brass Mountain blueprints?
291
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,370
Ah!
292
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,873
I need to upload them
into my navigation system.
293
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,384
No... But!
294
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:16,256
I have a special
friendship present for you.
295
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,665
♪
296
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,758
Wait a minute. Pinky,
297
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,891
what material did you use to make this?
298
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,888
That pretty blue paper from your desk.
299
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,810
It really brings out your eyes,
don't you think?
300
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,890
[goofy giggle]
301
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,020
Pinky,
302
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,691
these are the blueprints
to Brass Mountain!
303
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,401
It took me months to procure
on the black market!
304
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,782
[grunting]
305
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,569
Your photograph is obscuring
my blueprints,
306
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:46,034
and it's covered in macaroni and glue!
307
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,044
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
308
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,786
- Bad!
- Okay, Brain, I can see you're upset.
309
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,579
We can talk about it on
the way to the Bass Accountant.
310
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:58,130
It's the Brass Mountain,
and you're not coming!
311
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,510
What?
But I always come with you on your
312
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,217
"try to take over the world" trips.
313
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,387
We're bestest friends.
BRAIN: Not today.
314
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:08,601
Your forceful friendshipping
has given me a monumental migraine.
315
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,229
PINKY:
Aw...
316
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,186
- [Pinky yelps]
- I'm going alone!
317
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:15,306
Consider yourself unfriended, Pinky!
318
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,614
PINKY:
You mean in real life or on Chatstogram?
319
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,978
Both.
[Pinky gasps]
320
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,534
[whirring, thud]
321
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,067
[clicking, whirring]
322
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,240
Ah. Well, you know, um,
323
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,084
sometimes, friends fight.
324
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,540
Uh... But!
325
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,080
I've always found
the best way to apologize
326
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,304
is with a song from the heart!
327
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,705
So, let's head to Brain's music studio
328
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,304
and get started, shall we?
329
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:46,144
I'm back! Were you scared?
330
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:49,096
I was! And I liked it! [laughing]
331
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,980
[beep]
[whirring, explosion]
332
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,109
Now, we're here inside
Brain's music studio
333
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,855
to lay down a spicy new apology track,
334
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,488
so I can win back his friendship!
335
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,065
[Brain panting]
336
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,700
What? Wait. [scoffs]
337
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,116
Can't tell anything from this...
[muttering]
338
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,985
And a one! And a two!
And a third number!
339
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,163
♪ electronic beats ♪
340
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,002
[alarm blaring]
[Brain grunting]
341
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,497
♪
342
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,585
♪ Got to get my friend back ♪
343
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,666
♪ He's super mad at me ♪
344
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,762
♪ So I'm making him this song ♪
345
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,677
♪ This is my apology ♪
346
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:29,596
[banging, whirring]
[Brain grunting, yelling]
347
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,806
BRAIN: Pinky? Pinky, no!
348
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,388
PINKY: [singing]
So, I'm sorry, Brain! ♪
349
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:37,443
♪ I'm sorry, Brain,
I'm sorry, Brain, please forgive me! ♪
350
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,267
BRAIN:
Pinky! Your inputs are disrupting
351
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,363
the command-pathway flow
of my control unit!
352
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,608
PINKY: [singing]
♪ Be my friend, Brain ♪
353
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,989
♪ Be my friend, Brain,
be my friend, please! ♪
354
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,067
BRAIN:
I, Charles Dickens,
355
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,992
leave my inheritance to...
356
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,411
[laser zaps]
The Brain.
357
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,287
[doors whir]
[sirens blare]
358
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:56,247
- Oh, dear.
- Drum solo!
359
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,998
♪ drum solo ♪
360
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,421
Narf!
361
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,629
♪ dramatic music ♪
362
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,048
[sirens blaring]
363
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,456
[whirring, hissing]
364
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,094
[slow motion]
No...
365
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,841
♪ child-like music ♪
366
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,303
Pinky, stop forcing me to watch this.
367
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:11,814
Have I not suffered enough?
368
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,969
Nonetheless,
369
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:17,394
if your remorseful rat-a-tat
hadn't caused you to hit "eject,"
370
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,984
I would have been ejected
off this mortal coil.
371
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,280
Your complete lack of both music
and motor skills...
372
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,986
saved my life.
373
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,316
Well, that's the power of music, Brain.
374
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,282
But, you also ruined my plan.
375
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,743
Oh, I'm sorry.
376
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,833
Ooh! I can make you
another apology song if y--
377
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,998
No! No, no. Heh. One is plenty, Pinky.
378
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,998
Hm. Well, suit yourself.
379
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,840
♪
380
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:45,415
Oh. Thank you, Pinky.
That's... That's much better.
381
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,472
No problem, friend.
[cracking]
382
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,046
[Brain groaning]
[Pinky giggling]
383
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,221
Mm... Hm?
384
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,599
[gasps] The macaroni photo!
385
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,176
Oh, Brain! You kept it!
386
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,102
- What?
- [sniffs] A random act of friendship.
387
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,941
Oh, I knew you'd learn something
from my "how to friendship" video.
388
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,319
Yes, Pinky. Whatever you say.
389
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,936
Now, let us prepare for tomorrow night.
390
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:08,404
[crunch] Why, Brain?
391
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,953
What are we gonna do tomorrow night?
392
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,777
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
393
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:15,123
Try to take over the-- Ah!
394
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,039
♪
395
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,335
♪
396
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,085
And I think we can make even more movies
397
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:29,548
that cover the four quadrangles. Like, uh,
398
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,930
uh, a chorizo trilogy!
399
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,467
Jon Hamm plays the bacon,
400
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,141
and Kevin Bacon
401
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,639
plays the ham!
402
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,099
- [shutter snaps]
- Isn't he brilliant?
403
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,153
Oh, with the jowls. Now,
404
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,896
I must ask you all to take your seats
405
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,569
as the premiere is about to--
406
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,568
- [car horn honks]
- [laughs] It's here!
407
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:51,821
[shutter snaps]
408
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,662
♪
409
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,487
[laughing]
[reporters gasp]
410
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,697
[hiss]
411
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,794
Sir's sandwich.
412
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,881
[shining]
413
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,709
[excited gibberish]
414
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,173
MAN 1:
Hoagie's Hero!
415
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:11,883
MAN 2: I heard it killed the sandwich
that killed Elvis!
416
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,264
♪
417
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,680
Ah...
418
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,678
Guh?
419
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,559
WARNERS:
Yoink-y! Yoink-y! Yoink-y!
420
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,470
[chomp]
421
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,604
[gasping, groaning]
[mechanical whirring]
422
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:26,154
[echoing] Meatball power!
423
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:29,147
♪ heroic music ♪
424
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,525
[tires squeal, zap]
425
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,697
You fools!
426
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,827
I kept him on
an all-vegetable-good-boy's diet
427
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,075
for a reason!
428
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,156
[faux concern]:
Oh, no.
429
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,962
What an unexpected security breach...
430
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,827
♪
431
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,131
[gasps]
432
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,381
[giggles, grunts]
[knuckle crack]
433
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,221
[Warners scream]
434
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,474
[slurp]
435
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,760
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
436
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:01,604
[rumbling]
437
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,976
[fireworks popping]
438
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:06,859
[tires screech]
439
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:14,154
[smash, crash]
440
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,414
[rumbling]
441
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:23,829
[gasps]
442
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,713
♪ dramatic music ♪
443
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,458
[grunting, struggling]
444
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,007
[Dot grunts]
[jiggling]
445
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,086
Duh...
446
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:41,064
Question you gotta ask yourself is...
447
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,926
...do I feel hungry?
MEATBALL MAN: Do I feel hungry?
448
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,103
[struggling]
449
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:47,561
RALPH/MEATBALL MAN:
Well, do I, punk?
450
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,016
- [grunts]
- Huh?
451
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,276
Ah...
452
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,436
[chomp, grunt]
453
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,153
[crowd screaming]
454
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,913
Duh-ah...
[screaming]
455
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,526
Ah...
456
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,374
♪
457
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,619
[thud]
458
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,253
[gasps] Nora!
459
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,253
You saved me!
460
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,251
[splattering]
461
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:13,666
[chomp, gulp]
462
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,342
Well? How was it?
[inhales]
463
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,681
[loud belch]
464
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,006
FLORA:
Silence!
465
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:23,269
I have a series of
equilibrium-restoring announcements
466
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,725
to make. [clears throat]
467
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,845
First, my darling Ralphie.
468
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:30,562
You have the jowls of a Saint Bernard,
469
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,654
but the brain of a Chihuahua.
470
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,109
You're fired.
471
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:37,449
And Nora... [inhales]
472
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:39,986
But, not you. You work hard,
473
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,910
no matter the task.
474
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,409
You care about your company.
475
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,661
For that,
476
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,672
you have your old job back.
477
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,593
It's the Norita way.
478
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,171
Woo! Yeah!
479
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:56,511
In your face, Ralph!
480
00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:00,466
♪ melancholy music ♪
481
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,561
Hey, Ralph. Tell you what.
482
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,518
My first act as CEO
483
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:11,269
is to promote you to Chief of...
484
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:14,021
Security Operations and...
485
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:16,534
Guarding... S-Stuff.
486
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:18,949
Oh boy!
487
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:22,656
What an exciting new
vacational opportunity!
488
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,948
♪
489
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,958
Security.
490
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,955
I'm proud of you!
491
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,417
Both of you.
[horse galloping]
492
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,922
- Don't forget our deal.
- We get your old job back,
493
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,883
you'll make everything go back to normal.
494
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,893
[clears throat] Ralph?
495
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:45,135
Get these things out of here.
496
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,348
Duh, okay!
497
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:50,099
[Warners laughing]
498
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,902
Everything as it should be!
499
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:56,226
I could sure use another
million-dollar hoagie!
500
00:21:57,192 --> 00:22:00,532
[laughs] What a start to
a season of TV, huh?
501
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:01,359
[growls]
502
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,373
[laughter]
503
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,445
♪
504
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,495
♪
505
00:22:11,545 --> 00:22:16,095
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