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Yee-ha! Just another day for

your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!

What? You've never traveled through

an inter-dimensional portal before?

This is what it looks like between parallel universes.

Who knew?

Okay, well, he knew.

Goblin's been rampaging through alternate Earths,

stealing DNA of alternate Spideys.

Why? I don't know, but it can't be good.

And it's up to me to stop him.

Here we go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Dang it. Ouch. Look out below!

Ow. My internal organs.

Whoa.

Whoa. Ah. Ugh.

Is it too much to ask, for once,

to have a nice soft landing?

Whoa. A castle!

An honest-to-goodness medieval castle.

But I'm guessing we're not in New York anymore.

3:00 and all's well in York.

Whoa.

Wait, I'm in York? Uh, this can't be New York.

Gotta be the old timey one.

And hark,

don't forget to pay your tithes to the Alchemist.

Should you forget, York will suffer dearly!

Pay up, citizens,

if ye wish to be protected from the dread creature.

But we've given you everything we have, Alchemist.

Then ye will suffer.

Without payment, I will protect ye no more.

Either this is the most realistic smelling renaissance

- fair ever, or I'm... - A witch!

A-A witch? Where?

C'mon, get the witch. Don't let him get away.

I'm the witch?

Guys, I'm not a witch!

Ow, your ropes are chaffing me.

And I want to know what you're gonna do with that thing.

I'm here looking for a big evil guy with horns.

He seeks a demon!

He's in league with evil!

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. That... That's not what I meant.

Hear ye, hear ye. Urgent tidings.

Town cryer proclaimeth: Burn the witch!

Seriously, J.J.J.? Even here?

Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Burn the... Wait, aren't witches girls?

Heh, technically I'd be a warlock, right?

He's a warlock. He confessed!

What? No, no. Listen to me. I'm not evil.

They really made strong ropes back in the day.

Have at thee.

It's the dreaded spyder!

Back, lest I be forced to hurt thee.

But how do I know he's this world's Spider-man?

Heh, duh. Because the people don't like him.

By Merlin, either thou art training to be my squire,

or thou art the town fool.

You're the Spider-man of this world.

- I'm you from another universe. - Town fool, it is.

Watch the pitchfork, stabby.

- Come on, get the witch! - Don't let him get away!

Town fool, come hence if thou value your life.

I do value my life.

The name's not fool, the name's Spider-man.

And you're in danger.

Spider-man? Tis a worse name than fool.

This is exactly what happened to me

the last time I went to renn fair.

By Merlin, this day could not be stranger.

Alas, I was wrong.

Goblin.

Come on, get that witch!

The Spider-man of this medieval world.

Thy trickery cannot penetrate mine armor.

For your sake, I hope you have a high threshold for pain.

For my sake, I hope you don't.

More spider DNA.

What manner of monster be this?

The sort of monster who has no intention of staying.

No one escapes my arrow of justice.

Huh, now you'll open me another portal, Electro.

I have to get through that portal.

Hold, fellow spyder.

Explain, that demon, what hast it taken from me?

That demon, A.K.A. Goblin,

is gathering Spidey DNA from different worlds,

probably for some cloning hijinks.

Art thou sure you're not a witch?

Goblin, he's a bad guy.

You have a Goblin in this world, don't you?

I know not of Goblin.

Huh?

The Kraken!

But we have something worse.

Great, somebody unleashed the Kraken.

Krey-kin. It is pronounced krey-kin.

Krey-kin? "Unleash the krey-kin?"

That doesn't sound right.

Though they fear me, I must protect mine city.

- Will thou fight with me? - But the portal?

If I don't leave, I'm gonna get stuck here forever.

Then do as you must. Fare thee well, armor-less spider.

Flee! The monster is upon us!

I mustn't let the villages cometh to harm.

Whoa, whoa.

Guess who's back?

Who could pass up a chance to fight a Kraken?

- I mean, seriously. - We must defend the village!

No, we need to take that thing head on.

Be ye touched in the head? One cannot directly assault a monster.

It's magic be too powerful.

Magic? Where I come from, we call it science,

and that looks like a big old robot to me.

The only thing that keepeth the Kraken away

Is if we pay tithes to the Alchemist.

Alchemist? That creep in the robe?

Oh, let me guess. He keeps the monster away unless you pay?

Come on, I'm from New York.

The crooks there invented the giant robot extortion scam.

There's got to be a weak spot.

So where's the weak spot on a giant robotic Kraken?

The spider be mad! And fearless.

And if he can do it, then so can I!

In your face, Kraken.

Onward, spyder-horse.

Have at thee!

And down goes the Kraken! We just went all medieval on you.

Huh, never understood that saying.

Medieval Ock?

Oh, now I get it. Giant Kraken.

Twas the Alchemist this whole time,

attacking us, and charging a fee to stop it?

You have ruined everything, you miscreant...

...peasants.

Here's your tithe, Alchemist.

Huzzah to the spider!

Our protector, who defeated the beast.

Huzzah! Huzzah!

I always thought Ock could use more veggies in his diet.

Thou stayed to help us,

even though thou knew ye might be trapped here forever.

I couldn't take off and leave you to fight alone.

Though, now I have to find another way home.

Or find myself a medieval condo.

What are rents like in this world? Reasonable?

Another way home? By Merlin, I know a way!

What you call science, we call magic.

Whoa. When you said by Merlin,

I didn't actually think you meant, "by Merlin."

The mystical residue of thy portal still resides in the ether.

A simple incantation should re-open it.

Thanks guys.

Uh, thanks for the magic, Merlin.

Art thou sure he's not a fool?

Thou has taught us to face our fears.

For that, we shall never forget thee, Spider-man.

Fare thee well, Spyder-knight.

Let's see what alternate world is next.

Oh, hi. What's up with me? Nothing, really.

Just falling through a wormhole between parallel worlds

in order to stop my archenemy, the Goblin,

from collecting the DNA of Spider-mans from alternate realities.

Whoa. Whoa.

Okay, now what kind of crazy place did Goblin take...

- ...said it before... - Wait.

Three words: Spider... Man...

Menace!

Heh, the Jonah that I know, check.

Traffic jams? Broadway wannabes?

Angry cabbies?

Hey, maybe I'm finally home-sweet-home.

Where I'm the one-and-only Spider-man.

Or, I'm totally wrong.

Such easy pickings. A small Spider-man.

_

Did you call me small? What happened to you?

Is it the super villain diet?

'Cause I remember when you were big and scary and stuff.

You want to see scary?

What? Peter Parker?

Come into my parlor, said the Goblin to the spider.

No. I'll never make it in time to...

Huh?

No one will end Spider-man but me.

Let me explain.

I am you from an alternate universe, and I...

You're a pretender. There's only one true Goblin.

Yikes. If I'm an Ultimate Spider-man,

that must be an Ultimate Goblin.

You're not me. Nothing so weak and frail could be me.

- Ow. - I'll catch up to Goblin, later.

Now, I better get this world's Spidey somewhere safe.

- You okay? - Ow.

Must have hit my head pretty hard.

Because you look like Peter Parker.

You know my secret identity?

Oh... of... of course you do. You're a Peter Parker, too.

Don't freak out, I'm you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm not you.

You're de... which makes me de...

No, wait. Neither of us could be de...

That's impossible. Peter Parker...

- So you're not dead? - I'm not what now?

Okay, don't... freak... out.

Huh?

My name is Miles Morales, and I'm Spider-man.

We're not ghosts, right? Because if I'm dead,

- my mom and dad are gonna kill me. - You're Spider-man?

- But you're so young? - What are you gonna do, card me?

I'm thirteen, almost fourteen, in eleven months.

Sorry. Just didn't expect such a young Spider-man.

Listen, this is complicated and not going to make a lot of sense,

- but I'm from a parallel world. - Makes total sense.

So you chased the Goblin from your world to this one,

and since he's Goblin, he's probably after my DNA.

Exactly. You're pretty good, Spidey.

When you saw me, why did you think we were ghosts?

You're not kidding.

Because this isn't a "ha-ha" kind of topic.

Y-You really don't know what happened to Peter Parker?

I-I mean, you?

Peter Parker is gone?

- Whoa. - Yeah.

No, you don't understand. I mean...

- Whoa. - Yeah.

Where are you, Spider-man?

Ah, got you.

Peter Parker saved the world.

I was there. He sacrificed himself, and saved us all.

I had just gotten my powers. Maybe I could have saved him.

But I was scared. I didn't do a thing,

and I'll forget that for the rest of my life.

Come on, you can't think like that.

- You're twelve. - Thirteen!

I can ride my bike to the store alone!

If you jumped in, maybe you wouldn't be here either.

But when I got the powers of Spider-man,

with them came this great sense of responsibility,

and I don't know if I can do it. What if I just don't

have it in me to be a hero like Pete... like you.

There's nothing wrong with being scared.

Fear is okay. I feel fear all the time.

- But the trick to it is... - Whoa, do you sense that?

Move!

Ah, there you are.

Hey, don't get offended,

but I'm pretty sure my Goblin's scarier than your Goblin.

No offense taken.

Crush not one, but two spiders? This is a good day.

No!

- Spidey! - Forget me. Run.

This ain't my first rodeo, kid.

Uh, actually, now that I think about it,

it is my first rodeo.

- What? - We meet again, little one.

I have what I came for.

Not so fast, ugly.

I think those belong to me. Eh, sort of.

Spidey, heads up.

Thanks Spidey. Just what I always wanted.

Oh, not my size. You can have it back.

Back to you Spi...

Away, false Goblin.

Only I have the right to crush Spider-man.

Interesting.

Uh, I think I broke my everything bone.

- I will enjoy this. - Whoa.

Spidey!

Don't care if I'm afraid. I can't let it happen again.

When I say hey, you say argh.

- Hey. - Argh.

- Hey - Argh.

- What was that move? - You talking about the Venom blast?

- You can't do that? - Ah, oh man. I wish.

You're not leaving here alive.

So which one wants to go first?

Question for ya. Think we can work together?

Only one way to find out.

Eat teamwork, loser.

Over here, smarty pants.

- No, over here. - I said, over here.

Wasting your time.

You grow tired. I grow stronger.

Okay, Spidey, do what I do.

You're right, I'm tired. Come get me.

Yeah. Here we are.

Team Spidey.

No, wait.

I haven't had enough time to recovery from the last...

Oh, Electro, you were always such a whiner.

I'm going to mi... It's been good meeting you.

Look, you may not have been able to save

the other Peter Parker, but today, you saved me.

This isn't going to make a lot of sense, but it's okay to be afraid.

- As long as you... - As long as I don't let fear

get in the way of doing what's right. Makes total sense.

Go. Don't worry. I'll try to be the best

Peter Parker Spider-man I can be.

You don't have to be Peter Parker to be Spider-man.

Miles Morales is just fine.

Ready or not, Goblin, here I come.

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