All language subtitles for Shaadi No.1

'The three of us are going
to happily kill ourselves.'

'We thank all those who
are going to cry for us.'

'And all those who do not,
will be made to cry by us'

'when we meet them above.'

'Raj, Aryan and Veer.'

Okay God,
I cannot live here anymore.

I cannot!

Ouch!

Oh, God!

I'd told you before, if you wanted
to hang yourself from the tree

you should have had
a light breakfast.

Hey! I haven't had food or water.

Now, I will drink this poison
and die.

Rat poison?
Where did you get it from?

I got it from my house.
Now, I'll die within minutes.

Aryan, what's the date today?
- 16th April 2005, why?

How will it kill you past
its expiry date?

What are you saying?
- Yes.

That's why there are more mice
in my house now. - Oh, yes.

I have a better plan than two.

Do you see this railway line?

Within a few minutes
a train will pass from here

and I will pass away
along with it.

Wow, what a foolproof plan, Raj!

Yes, my friend.
Can we come along too?

Wait, we are also coming.
- Come on.

Hey!
- It's leaving us behind!

Come back! - Why did you
choose the wrong track?

Wait! Hey, TC, get down!

Raj, your plan has failed.

It's all your fault.
- How is it my fault?

Didn't I tell you, we should
lie down on that railway track?

We escaped once again.
When will we get our freedom?

The train didn't kill us either!
Darn it!

See, someone is trying
to commit suicide.

Let's stop him; if we can't die
then we won't let him die as well.

Yes, let's stop him.
- Come on.. - Come..

Hey! - Hey! - You'll die.
- What are you doing?

Hey, get out...
- Are you crazy?

It's locked. We have to break it.
- Yes, break it!

Hey! Get out!
- Break it!

Come on, take him out.

God of death?
- No, you are still alive.

Why did you save me?
You should have left me to die.

Why did you save me?

You should have let me die.

That's because we tried to kill
ourselves but failed continuously.

What? Did you also come here
to commit suicide? - Yes.

We all belong to the same category.
- Truly. - Absolutely.

But tell us why did you want
to commit suicide?

I have not one but three reasons.
- Three? - What?

The first reason.

I introduced a product
in the market, under my name.

Kothari hair oil.

But unfortunately, whoever
used that oil turned bald.

The second reason?
- Then I launched another product.

Kothari water colours.

School children playfully
painted each other's face.

But nothing could take off
that paint.

What about the third reason?

Then I launched
Kothari incense sticks.

When the newlyweds
lit it on their wedding night

the brides started vomiting.
- You mean it impregnated them?

No, they vomited because
of the stench.

And paying their bills,
I landed in the hospital.

These reasons are not enough
to commit suicide.

Change the names
of your products first.

Kothari is a very bad name.
- What?

Isn't it, Raj?
- He's right.

Then launch you hair
oil once again. - What?

But not as a hair oil
rather as a hair remover.

That's right, Raj.
And market your water colour

as permanent wall paint.
- Wow! - Fantastic.

And the incense sticks should be
branded as mosquito repellent.

It will not only ward off
all mosquitoes with it odour

but it will also solve
the problem of vomiting.

What an idea! Too good!

You guys are very useful.
- Of course!

All we have is great ideas
but no job.

So, our wives don't love us.

That's why we three
want to kill ourselves.

Will you work for me?

Yes!
- Yes!

"Let's party"

"in the wedding."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"Party.
Let's party in the wedding."

"Party.
Let's party in the wedding."

"Unrestrained that we are,
it's impossible to stop us."

"Unrestrained that we are,
it's impossible to stop us."

"Rebellious and whimsical princes,
that we are!"

"We are on the front page,
every day!"

"Making merry is our motto! Come
o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard,
we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the
crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Enough of the cravings!"

"We will fulfil our wishes now."

"We will live and die in love"

"with the whole
world as our witness."

"Just waiting for
the one who can take"

"our sleep and peace
with her demeanours."

"Making merry is our motto! Come
o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard,
we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the
crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"I think I have something that
you'd enjoy over at my house."

"We strive to be ahead
of everyone else."

"Capable of deflecting
even the powerful storms."

"These firm steps never retreat."

"We can force even
the skies to descend."

"It's useless to throw
a challenge to us."

"Making merry is our motto! Come
o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard,
we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the
crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party.
Let's party in the wedding."

Put it in there.

Please, come.

Dear, I was performing
this ritual for your success.

Where did you get
this devil for the ritual?

I returned from Tirupati today

bringing along God's
blessings with me.

You could have stayed there
for the rest of your life.

Why did you come back
to ruin my life?

I wish I could visit Tirupati too.

You are thinking about Tirupati
and not your husband!

I'll have to find someone else if
this keeps happening all the time.

What?
- Come with me.

Venkateshwara.

See, this is for you.
- Where did you get so much from?

I was begging
with a bowl in my hand.

Oh, so that was the reason
of the missing bowl?

I have earned it
from my new job.

This is my first salary.

Really? All this is because
of the ritual I had performed.

It's because of Lord
Tirupati's grace.

This is nothing.

See, what I have brought for you.

Porridge.

We will eat this in the night
and have fun.

And this is strawberry ice-cream.

We will eat this
in the night and then...

I'll scream and you will scream.

Why are you screaming now?
- You are trying to corrupt me.

O' God!

Why did you throw
it in the dustbin?

So that you cool down
and stop behaving like this.

It is not hot enough,
why will I cool down?

Strawberry..
- Priest.

Where are you taking that?
What do you need it for?

Being immersed in God's devotion

I didn't have any strength
left for anything else.

My wife's favourite flavour
is vanilla but tonight

strawberry will do.
- What?

Your honour, this man standing
in the witness box is someone

who'd gift his wife a copy
of the Kamasutra, instead

of a nuptial thread
on their wedding night.

He wished his wife
to read sleazy books

instead of religious ones.
- Brilliant, Ms. Sonia.

Why are you getting so excited?

I can't help it.

Seeing Ms. Sonia everyday

this H.S. Gulati's heart takes
Olympic sized somersaults.

Olympics are held
every four years.

Why do you come here every day?

My Lord, pronounce
such a verdict today

which will compel men to
accept a 'no' from their wives.

Why do you wish to ruin
their lives like mine?

Okay, I'll be quiet.

In the view of the evidences

this court has
reached to the conclusion

that this woman has
faced grave injustice.

And hence takin
a compassionate stand

it grants a divorce to the
lady. The court is adjourned.

Congratulations, Ms. Sonia.

You've done such a great job
for the women of our country.

Just like how our leaders
had done for our country.

What? - Thank you.
- Partition.

What?
- Congratulations.

Mr. Gulati, he's my husband, Aryan
and he's my assistant, H.S. Gulati.

I'll just come back.
- Where are you going?

Anyway, after meeting you,
I know why Ms. Sonia

is so dedicated towards her work.
- Why?

Because she married you blindly.
- You, fool.

He went away insulting me.

It doesn't matter how many
somersaults he takes here

it will be me who will take part
in the Olympics in the night.

Sonia.

Silence!

Baby, are you ready?
- Yes. - Okay.

Start camera.
- Rolling. - Action!

"Oh, baby."

"Revel in my love, my dearest."

"Don't shy away from me now."

"I don't wish to revel
in your love, my love."

"Let your heart be with you,
my love."

"I am a pretty woman.
I won't be persuaded easily."

"Go and pacify your heart."

Cut!

Baby, my child.

This is going to
be a smashing hit.

I will focus my camera in such
a way that it will appear

as if you are on Mount Everest.

Where did this
Everest come from?

Neeru! - Yes, sir.
- Didn't I tell you that

I don't want any audience
when I am working?

Hey, Keep quiet,
he's my husband, Veer.

Such a pretty damsel and she has
got her prince charming so soon?

What was the hurry?

Dia...
- What?

I have secured a job.
- Wow!

No complaints now?
- No.

So, tonight, can we...

You know what I mean.
- Of course, baby.

Do one thing.
Wait for me at home.

I'll finish my work here and
then come to you, okay? - Okay.

What are you doing?
Let me light the lamp.

You want to light it
and I want to blow it off.

If I don't get what
I haven't got for a month

I'll go insane.
- What?

Listen...
- What?

Look. Whatever you wish
for, cannot happen.

I have taken a vow
for your career growth.

But you'd taken that last month
and I have acquired a job now.

Listen, I have taken this oath
because you secured a job.

Take this pillow,
and blanket and sleep outside.

C'mon...

It's just a matter
of one month, please.

Don't know when
I'll get my chance.

My chance is inside but
I stand no chance. O' God!

Hey!
- Enough of all this.

Think of me, at least.
- Give it back.

A case is slated for
tomorrow's date. - A date?

Be it love or being together,
all I get to hear is 'a date'.

It's always a date
followed by a date.

I don't even remember when I
got something from you last.

Are you done?
Can I go back to my case?

Darling, I want to play
with your tresses

and you are just bothered
about your cases.

You are fond of
the courtroom, right?

Hence this black coat to make
it more enjoyable for you.

I am supposed to sentence
someone tomorrow

and you are concerned
with pleasing the senses.

I seem to have forgotten
what pleasure used to be like.

Hey, I am the one
who is serving a sentence.

Please don't overrule
any of my pleadings tonight.

You'll see how I sustain you.

Enough!
This court is adjourned now.

But.. - And you are banned
from entering this court.

I mean this bedroom.

Sonia, this is grave
injustice. I appeal against it.

Come on Monday. This court
has an off for two days.

Listen!
- Court is adjourned!

Till when will my life be dictated
by this law which is blind?

This black coat has put
the dreams of my youth in a bind.

Yes!

Honey!

Darling, you don't know how
eagerly I waited for you today.

Just the way whole of India

waited for Sachin's tennis elbow
to heal.

But what about the lack
of match practice?

Hope you don't lose your wicket
quickly. - No, not at all.

Don't worry. How does lack
of match practice matter?

We can surely have some
net practice, can't we?

And darling, I'm in
for a long haul tonight.

Yes, but...
- Oh, no!

Now, who is here to censor
our love story?

Just wait here, my love,
and I will be back in a jiffy.

Be comfortable.

Hello, ma'am.
- It's you? - Yes.

Don't you
have any shame to ring

the doorbell so late in the night?
- Sorry.

Give me the main door key and
I will use it the next time around.

Cut the crap and tell me
what do you want?

Is she inside?
- Sure she is.

But for you, I would also
have been inside.

Really?
- Yes. Ok, let's go.

Oh, Mr. Y!
- Baby!

You? Here? At this hour?
- Just hold this.

My baby! My darling!

Any objections?
- No..

So nice of you!

You are looking gorgeous.

What is this that you are wearing?

Oh, it's our golden night.
- What?

You've been married for long!
Why this delay?

Goodness! It will be delayed
further if you don't go.

I just remember...
come... come here.

Baby, you should sleep early

if you want to retain
the glow on your face.

You have an audition tomorrow.

Unless you appear
fresh as flowers

or the opportunity
will be lost. Right?

Absolutely right. I'll go off
to sleep right away.

What will happen of your lover
if you go to sleep?

Sorry, honey. Just one
more night without me! Please.

Please!
- Hey!

This man...
- Get out of here.

Mr. Y, just die!

Please, Diya...

"You want to touch.
A little bit."

"You want to feel.
A little bit."

"Say what you want.
A little bit."

"Why don't you kneel?
A little bit."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted
over trifle frivolities."

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted
over trifle frivolities."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted
over trifle frivolities."

"For petty trivialities!
- For trifle frivolities!"

"For petty trivialities!
- For trifle frivolities!"

"It aches here!
- Is a cure needed?"

"It is severe!
- Sure, you do!"

"It aches here!
- Is a cure needed?"

"It is severe!
- Sure, you do!"

"This distance...
- Seems necessary!"

"Our moment of union...
- Will never come!"

"One shouldn't fight on
such trifle frivolities!"

"One shouldn't fight on
such trifle frivolities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted
over trifle frivolities."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"For petty trivialities!
- For trifle frivolities!"

"For petty trivialities!
- For trifle frivolities!"

"Do something.
- What can I?"

"Shall I continue to yearn?
- You deserve it!"

"Do something.
- What can I?"

"Shall I continue to yearn?
- You deserve it!"

"Come closer!
- No way!"

"Don't make me pine!
- Don't entice!"

"Why be stubborn
on such trifle frivolities!"

"Why be stubborn
on such trifle frivolities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted
over trifle frivolities."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken
on petty trivialities!"

"For petty trivialities!
- For trifle frivolities!"

"For petty trivialities!
- For trifle frivolities!"

"Want to touch.
A little bit."

O' God!

Here's your salary for this month.

And where's the third one?
- Go and tell your boss

that I still refuse
to pick up money thrown at me.

Okay, I'll let him know.
- Leave it.

Please, we aren't bothered by it.
Thank you.

What use is this?

We slog while he
reaps the rewards.

And all that we get
is loose change. - Yes.

Very true.

We have undervalued ourselves.
- Let's go and talk to Kothari.

It's either a pay hike
or it's time to say bye!

Absolutely!
- Let's go.

Come what may,
he will never change.

Mr. Kothari, we need to talk.

Hey, he is trying to hang himself.
- Suicide! - Sir..

Leave me alone..
- What are you doing, sir?

Leave me.
- Get him down..

What were you doing, sir?

Why do you three always save me
whenever I want to commit suicide?

But sir, why a second attempt
to commit suicide?

That too after we solved all
the three problems that you had.

It's because I have
three new problems.

Is this your lucky number? It's
always three problems with you!

These aren't circumstantial.
I invented them.

Impregnated some girl, eh?

If you wanted to be drenched,
wearing a protection

would have been a better idea.
- What? What are you saying?

I am referring to
my grown up daughters.

Grown up?
- So early?

What can I say?

One never realises
when daughters grow up.

Rekha, Madhuri and Dimple lost
their mother at a very young age.

Rekha, Madhuri, Dimple...

I raised them with
much love and affection.

So much so that I sent
them abroad for studies.

And that's where I went wrong.

They have turned so modern
that they make fun of my views.

Sir, why are you
beating around the bush?

Come straight to the point.

I wanted them to marry my friend's
sons but they don't agree.

They say they want
a love-marriage.

Following their father's footsteps.
- What? - Sorry, sir.

Sir, easy solution to your problem.
- What?

Introduce them to three boys.

Allow them to fall in love.
As soon as that happens

ask these boys
to break their hearts.

That will make them sensible.

They'll bring disgrace
to themselves... - What?

I mean, they'll agree with you.

You're a genius.
- Of course.

A very good idea.
A terrific idea!

And I have three boys
at my disposal. - Wow!

How could you possibly find
three dimwits so soon?

They're right in front of me.
- Are we dimwits?

Yes.
- But why the three of us?

Well, one has to revere a dimwit
when the situation demands.

And the three of you, being already
married, are the perfect fodder.

It assures me that you won't
cross the limits of decency.

Simple!

Got it!

Sir, we are sorry because
we can't betray our wives.

Yes! Right..
- And we are not such boys.

Right again!

If you don't do this for me...
- Then what?

You'll be fired. As simple
as that. Now, get out!

This is injustice.
- Move your butt out of my office!

Move your butt out of my office!
- This is...

I have such a lovely wife
whom I love so dearly.

How can I possibly have an affair
with another girl? - Very right.

And even Shah Rukh Khan
has said that

we live, die and
marry only once and

fall in love only once. - Right!
No, you are forgetting.

After Rani's demise,
in the second half

Shah Rukh married Kajol, didn't he?
- What do you want us to do?

That we kill our sweethearts?
- No.

I just want you to act
like the actors.

Don't they go abroad despite
having their families?

Don't they sing romantic songs
with other actresses?

You also do the same and as
soon as it's pack up time

remove your makeup and go
back home. As simple as that!

So what have the three
of you decided?

Just a minute.

Sir, we're ready to go and act
and sing at foreign locales.

But we have some conditions.
- Yes, I Know.

I'll increase your salary, okay?
- How could he guess that?

He has an uncanny ability to
identify greedy and mean fellows.

Done, sir!
- Okay.

It's Economy Class,
the flight is on time.

Change your guise and let's
go abroad. - Sir..

But business class tickets?
- Forget it. We'll manage.

Why in the world are we standing
in the middle of a beach?

From the time
we have had the Tsunami...

Forget the beach, I dread
going near a bathtub.

Kothari's daughters
coming out of the sea

won't be any less than a Tsunami.

Yes!
- But where are they?

Wow!

Guys, are you sure that these
mermaids are Kothari's daughters?

Of course. - But they don't
look like his daughters.

It's simple, pal!

Fortunately they take after
their mother. - Yes.

But, It is clear that

Kothari's contribution
to their beauty is negligible.

Even an upholder of decency
would have been unable

to control himself to cross
the limits with this Rekha.

Forget one, if I were to
have more than one wife

I would be willing
to betray all of them

for a chance
to be with this Madhuri.

Dimple's dimples have made it
so simple for me

to put up an act
of love with her.

Wow! This means we have already
chosen our love interests!

Kothari has indeed
done us a big favour.

Now, let me find out a way
to start my affair with Rekha.

Hey girls, stop it. Don't move.

Oh, my God!

Help! O' my God!

Help! O' my God!

Hello!
Help!

Help!
Somebody!

Save me please!

Oh, my God, Shark!

Help!

I am coming!

That's the way!

Get up.

Hope you are fine!

I'm sorry but this was important.

Thank you.
It's okay.

As they say, whatever happens
is for the best.

I was going for a swim
and I drowned.

Where?
- In your eyes. - Oh!

One down, two to go.

Was it useless?
- What?

Come closer.

Hey, that's not done.

Hey! - Hey, she's dusky!
- Wow!

Baby! - Hey, honey!
- Come on!

Hey!
- We'll have fun!

Leave me!
- Come on!

Stop it, I say!
- Leave me!

Help!

What's that!
What?

Come!

That's my boy! That's it.
You know that... - Is he good?

Aryan, what are you doing here?

You should be there, in the middle
of the action, saving Madhuri

like an action hero.
- Relax.

A chocolate hero like me
won't do action scenes.

I'll make an entry late! Till
then it will be my duplicate!

But...
- Watch.

Hey, man. What's your problem?
What do you want?

Great going, my friend! Come.

Aryan, my dear, only one
is left and that too half dead.

That's nice.
- Go and finish the job.

Only one? Here I come.

I won't harm you, baby.
- Leave me, I say.

I am not going to harm you.
- Help me! Help!

Hey, moron!

Wow! You thrashed them all up.
- Oh, that was my duty.

Ma...
- Madhuri and I love brave people.

Come Madhuri, let's check
what's behind the top.

I mean what's behind the rock.
Come.

Thief! Help!
Leave my bag!

Thief! Help!

Leave it!

Leave me alone!

When Spiderman's here,
have no fear!

How dare you?
- Hey, but the bag is here.

Hey.. - You think a lonely girl
is vulnerable?

Why are you hitting
the poor fellow?

I won't spare him. He needs
to be taught a lesson today.

Let go of him!
- How dare you!

Thank you so much, Spiderman.

If it wasn't for you today

that thief would have
taken my bag away.

Impossible. What happens
of the plan? - What?

I mean, one can't possibly plan
such a meeting.

It just happens.
- Happened to me too!

What?

You want me to say it plainly
or shall I sing a song?

A song.

Yes!

"Oh, what a beauty.."

"A glimpse of hers
makes my heart go berserk!"

"God promise!"

"The moment I saw you
my heart skipped a beat!"

"God promise,
my heart skipped a beat"

"when I saw you
for the first time."

"And I fell in love with you."

"Such meetings filled
with your sweet-nothings"

"made my heart restive!"

"And I fell in love with you."

"God promise,
my heart skipped a beat"

"when I saw you
for the first time."

"And I fell in love with you."

"An auspicious moment
made me choose you!"

"An auspicious moment
made me choose you!"

"What else is needed now
that we have come closer?"

"What else is needed now
that we have come closer?"

"Slowly but surely..."

"I have come in your arms,
my love!"

"When I fell in love with you."

"God promise, my heart
skipped a beat"

"when I saw you
for the first time"

"And I fell in love with you."

"Everyone wants
a beautiful girl."

"Everyone wants to say..."

"I love you... I love you, dear.
In my heart to stay."

"Everywhere the air is inebriated."

"The days of love are here again."

"Everywhere the air is inebriated."

"The days of love are here again."

"It is hard to spend these lovely
moments of youth without you!"

"It is hard to spend these lovely
moments of youth without you!"

"God promise, what
I am saying is true.."

"You have taken my peace away."

"Ever since
I fell in love with you."

"God promise,
my heart skipped a beat..."

"when I saw you
for the first time."

"And I fell in love with you."

"And I fell in love with you."

Yes! - This is the life man.
- Wow..

Away from wife, man!

Our wives don't get us
even a glass of water...

and just see at these lovelies.
They have gone to get beer for us.

Rekha, I love you!
- Yeah! We all love all of you.

But if Kothari hadn't been
hanging around

we wouldn't have gone back.
- Yes, very true.

Is it?

This scoundrel is here to keep
a watch on you three rascals!

Sir, you?
- Sir, it's you.

Yes, didn't you recognise him?
He's Mr. Kothari.

Shameless guys!
Listen to me carefully.

Enough of your acting
and singing duets.

Now, just do the job for which
I have brought you here.

Don't know why, sir, but we don't
feel like breaking their hearts.

Making merry on my money

and you dare to say that
you don't feel like it, eh?

With no worth to buy undies,
you desire designer stuff?

Here, take your passports.

Break their hearts and let's head
to the airport. Come on.

But, sir...
- Sir, listen..

We don't want this!
- Hey! Wait.

Let me throw this.
- What are you doing?

I don't want to go back to home.
I want to stay with my dimple.

Hey, give me my passport.
Better throw yours.

Raj, whenever I will miss you

I will head towards
the sea to drown myself

hoping that you'll
come to save me.

I won't be able to come,
so please take a float along.

Darling, the day you entered
my life like Spiderman

you have become
a superman of my heart.

Darling,
I wish I were a superman.

I would have come flying
to you whenever I missed you

without these hassles of
visas and air-tickets. - Really?

Yes. I just love you.
- I love you too.

You are leaving me after
taking me behind that rock.

How to convince you that
it isn't a pebble but a rock

under whose pressure
I have taken this decision.

Then listen to our
decision as well.

Having stolen our
hearts at the shore

you can't possibly
go overseas without us.

Yes, we too will follow you.
- Really?

While you take this flight

we will catch the next.
- Really? - Really?

Oh, Dimple! Yahoo!
- Really?

Boys, there's a twist to this tale.

These girls are coming
to India for us.

Have you gone nuts? We have to
tell them that we are married.

Having a cow at home doesn't
mean we can't buy packed milk.

Yes. We should convince
our wives to let us marry again.

When Draupadi could
have five husbands

we too can have two wives,
can't we?

You know what I mean?
- Try it

but don't forget we are going to
get stripped once we reach there.

If our wives happen to agree,
where will we have the time

and inclination to wear clothes
with two of them around?

And is there anyone born to
strip us of our clothes?

Yeah, boy!

Home sweet home!

Isn't the clarinet ringing
louder in my house?

Hey, it's not a clarinet but the
music of a mandolin.

Mandolin?
- Okay, that's fine.

Is my wife making arrangements
for my second marriage?

A similar music is also played

when the hero is introduced
in Bollywood movies.

We are the heroes of this story.

And who can dare stand against us?
- Yeah, let's go.

Give me some summer love.
- What a holiday, man!

I have prepared this and
you will have to eat it.

Yeah, this too.
- Have this too.

Bhavna, who is he?
- Diya, what is this?

Hi!
- Me?

You must have definitely
heard this maxim.

One should refrain from

seeking an introduction
from doom and disaster.

And familiarity spells disaster!

Is it? Never heard it before.

Better do it now and
don't forget it ever

as this is Lucky's maxim.

Not a mere maxim
but a maximum impact missile!

Crazy!

Brother Lucky, actually they are...
- I Know. They are your husbands.

Yes. - Yes.
- How did you know that?

You must have heard the maxim.

Just the way hardcore criminals
can identify rogues without flaw.

In the same manner as Lakhwinder
Singh Lakha alias Lucky

can identify his brothers-in-law.
- Well said!

Guys, just see how sweetly he is
comparing us with rogues. - Yes.

I too was wondering about
the source of his information.

Brother Lucky,
that's Aryan, my husband.

Hello.
- Hi.

And that is Raj, my husband.

Hi.
- Hello.

And that is my Veer.
- Hi.

Aryan, Raj, and Veer?
Are they names

or rolling titles
of some romantic movie?

Actually, Lucky is
our distant relative.

You three were not even distantly
related to each other till now

and how come you have a distant
relative all of a sudden? - Right!

You must have definitely
heard the maxim.

Just like artificial flavours
make milk taste sweeter

similarly heartfelt
feelings creates

the relation of a
brother and a sister.

But where is your luggage?
Left it in some hotel?

Hotel? Shame on you if I
have to live in a hotel. - Correct.

I am going to stay here

to deal with you all.

Monday and Tuesday with
the first bro-in-law.

Wednesday and Thursday,
reserved for the second

and Friday, Saturday
for the third.

What about Sunday?
- I haven't given it a thought.

Well, it would be an off day.

You see, I will be putting
you off the whole week.

One deserves an off
after so much, isn't it?

C'mon sisters,
show me my room please.

Just a minute.

And here is my parting shot.

One may have as many partners
as they wish.

When push comes to shove,
it's only the Lord who saves.

Yeah!

I just referred my birth-chart
to an astrologer.

According to him
only a second marriage

in the next three months
can save my life

and save you from
becoming a widow.

Hence, I have decided to
pack all your colourful clothes.

Since, you'll only wear
plain whites after my demise.

Can I retain this red one?

Please! It's my favourite, honey.
- What?

You are concerned
with this dress?

Had it been another woman,
she would have thought

of some idea to
save her spouse's life.

I have an idea.
- Is it? What's that?

Brother Lucky!

Brother Lucky!
- Diya..

Hey, I asked you to save my life
and not to call my executioner.

No Lucky, please.

Diya...
What's happening?

Brother..
- A 'Swayamwar'.

We were waiting for you.

Now, choose the perfect
bridegroom for Diya.

What?
- So, what else do you want?

You want my sister to lead
a widow's life after your death?

And you gave your consent
to this, Diya?

Honey, what could I possibly do?

Brother Lucky said that your soul
won't rest in peace

till I am settled
with someone else.

Is it?
- Baby! Wait!

Baby, my darling! Just wait.

Have I heard right?
You are getting married again?

It's not my fault. My
brother-in-law's birth chart says

that my sister will
become a widow.

I got my chart made
from the same astrologer.

He predicts that I
will marry a widow.

Wow! That's real good news.

Now, we will wait for him to die.

And then on an auspicious time

we will conduct your
wedding rituals.

Hey, that makes for this maxim!

Use the oven if the cooking gas
runs out of supply. - And then?

What's the need to
search for a match

when the bridegroom
is close by?

Can he not die today?

Let me think.
- Please think, sir.

I am still alive, Brother.
- Finish him.

Brother Lucky.

Have a look, Bhavna.
He is Lord Venkateshwara Swamy!

See His magnificence while
he sits with His two wives.

Yes.
- Yes.

And look at Lord Krishna, Bhavna.
Even He had two wives.

Rukmini on one side and
Satyabhama on the other.

Yes, but...
- Bhavana.

And there must be other gods
having two wives, right?

Yes. - And you always
say that a person

should consider the Lord as
his guide. - Yes. - Right?

That means everyone should
have two wives. - Yes.

Thank you!
- What?

Brother Lucky!
- No..

He isn't Lucky.
He is unlucky, Bhavna.

Brother Lucky!

I don't believe this, Sonia.
- What's up?

What has happened to you?
- Here, have a look.

What?
- Just have a good look here.

Are you going bald?
- No way.

But I have two spots on my head.

I have heard of picnic spots but
what has it to do with your head?

Oh, you're so naive! You know what
two spots on a man's head mean?

No!
- This means

I will... I will...
I will get married twice.

What?
- Yes. Men who have two spots

are destined to marry two times.

Get me a knife, please.

But why a Knife?
- To kill myself.

I will prefer to die instead
of marrying someone else.

Get me a knife, Sonia.
- Okay.

Are you really getting it?

Will a small one suffice
or do you want a big one?

What? - I mean,
why will you kill yourself?

There must be some other way out.
- No, Sonia!

No one can change destinies.

That leaves us with only one way.

I can read your thoughts.

You will tolerate your rival
just to save my life, isn't it?

Ok, I won't let your sacrifice
go to waste.

What can happen?

At the most we will be required
to get a two bedroom flat.

I will willingly do that.
- I didn't mean this way.

Then?
- Brother Lucky!

Wait... listen!
- Brother Lucky!

Hey, he isn't a way.
He is a dead end! A dead end!

Sonia.
C'mon guys, here, bite the bait.

C'mon.

Sonia.
- Brother Lucky!

What happened, Sister?
- Brother Lucky!

Because of the two spots
on his head.

They indicate two wives
in his life.

Is that all?
Such a small problem?

I have a very easy
solution for this. - What?

Brother Lucky.

Hold this!
- Okay.

You must have heard of this maxim.

No seeds, no weeds!

Let's weed the problem out
from its root, which is your hair.

One, two, three.
- What...

This Lucky has left me
in the middle of nowhere.

He threw even the gods
out of my house.

He just removed gods' pictures
from your house.

While he is waiting to frame
my picture posthumously.

Just to let my wife have another
spouse. This is too much!

Who is this weepy baldhead
coming this way?

Must be some beggar!

Lucky...
- Wait a minute.

Sorry, no change.
- Go away.

I am your friend, Aryan.

Aryan? Agreed that
he may resemble a tramp

but you can't take advantage
of it and fool us.

Get lost.

And his hair is his crowing glory.

That's what I
want you to look at.

Just see what Lucky has done
to the same crowing glory.

Hey, he's Aryan.
- He's our Aryan.

Yes. - See, how ruthlessly that
Lucky has ploughed your field.

And the blame lies with Raj.
- Raj! - On me?

Yes.
- But what did I do?

We could have easily made
merry outside

while acting faithful at home.

But we have landed
in a soup because of Raj.

You are right, no need to get
any permissions from anyone.

Now we will lick the cream at
home as well as outside. - Right.

But we can't handle even one
how can we possibly handle two?

It's very simple!

We have to just be careful
of their respective locations.

Insider and outsider
should be kept separately

while we fleet merrily
between the two.

This is a beautiful place.

Yes, just like a home
away from home.

That's why we've brought you
here, away from home.

What?
- Nothing... - Let me explain.

One can't enjoy
a home based meeting

as much as one enjoys
an outdoor picnic.

Right?
- Right. - Exactly.

Absolutely right.

Really! One can't enjoy
sitting at home as much...

as one enjoys an outdoor picnic.

Wish our spouses were with us
and the fun would have doubled.

So sad! They are always held up
with their office work.

I know.

I have enough time to romance you.
- So sweet.

Hey! Let's do this.

While the three of you
chill out here

we will get you some
chilled butter scotch ice cream.

What an idea, buddy!
- C'mon, let's go.

Hello? Romeo,
let's go.

The butter scotch ice cream here
is fabulous.

I feel like coming here again
and again. It's so relaxing.

Really.

Guys..
Why are we here?

We have taken butter scotch
for them, right?

How about some scotch for us?
- Yes!

Let's have scotch!
Let's go!

Hello ladies!
- Hi.. - Hello.

May I ask you a question for our
show? - Sure, go ahead. - Wow!

Cheers!

What happened, buddy?
- Our wives. - What!

Where?
- In TV.

What? What are they doing here?

What in your opinion is better?

A love marriage or
love after marriage.

I wish our wives should only be
on the television. - Why so?

We could have easily changed
the channel whenever we wished to.

His drunk jokes are great!

Love after marriage is better
than a love marriage. - Yes.

Why so? - Well, because
marriage is like a coconut.

If one eats the Kernel before,
all that is left behind is water.

Actually marriage is like footwear.

Once worn out, they are only
useful to hit the eve teasers.

And you?
- Marriage is like a mango.

If it ripens before time, all it
can be used for is to make pickles.

What rubbish!
We don't agree.

What is your opinion?

Raj! Aryan! Our girlfriends have
joined our wives on the television.

Yes. And the location too
appears to be familiar. - Yes.

Even the background pool
is just like the one here.

Guys! This is live!
- Yeah!

That means our wives are here
in the same resort!

Love before marriage
is absolutely necessary.

Marriage is like a car.

The more you use it,
the more you would Know

when it may require
some pushing.

Buddies, if my wife
happens to spot me here...

Forget a car, I will be rendered
incapable to push a handcart even.

Marriage is just like
'Masala Chicken.'

Only when one tastes it
before serving it on the table

does one come to know how soft
and hot it really is. Right?

Very true!
- Absolutely.

Guys, if my wife
happens to spot me

I would be roasted live
instead of the chicken.

Marriage is like a dress suit.

One should try it before buying,
to see if it suits you or not.

If Sonia happens to spot me

I would end in a shroud
instead of a suit!

Is that so? Let us also see
how smooth it is for you.

Let's see how much spice
does your Chicken have

and how well does
the suit suits you.

Of course, our boyfriends are here.
Let's meet them.

Come on, girls.
- Let's go.

So, those were the thoughts
of these women. - Oh, God!

Now, we'll take you to the studio.
- Oh, God! - Where do we hide?

Below.
- They're coming.

Come on.

Scoot!

We were looking
for you. Come with us.

Come with us.
- No, I need to go to the loo.

Wait! Where is Veer?

Raj, Aryan!

Think of something quickly.
The bomb is about to explode.

Bomb!

The bomb is about to explode!

Hello.
- There is a bomb in your resort.

Bomb!
- Evacuate people fast or else

A bomb in the resort!
There's a bomb here!

I love you, Veer.

Where were you all this while?

I just heard that there is
a bomb in the resort.

Bomb.

Bomb!

Get out!

Bhavna, Sonia?

Diya!
- Diya, Sonia!

I am so sorry.

Oh! I am sorry.

Diya, Sonia!

Come on, darling, hurry up.

Run! Hurry up!

This way.
Faster...

Sorry.
- Are you okay?

Baby, it's dangerous here.

Run!

Where have they disappeared
after calling me here?

What is going on, mister?
- Someone has planted a bomb here.

I would suggest you to run
to save your life.

Bomb?

Let me also see what bomb
is this

which has banged them
all up before banging itself.

What the heck!

Sonia! I am here.

Where is Diya?
- Diya..

Come on, sit in the car. Hurry!
Let's go fast. Come on.

Bomb diffused!

On time!

Party time!

What the...

He said there was a bomb here!

But there seems to be
an atom bomb here.

A cord in the pajama doesn't
need any elastic.

Why take a girlfriend on a date
when the wives are fantastic?

You must have heard of the maxim.

More butter in the popcorn,
means more taste.

The first half has been so
much fun. For post interval"

Keep the seat belts fastened
around your waist.

Hey, what do you think?
Will he listen to us?

No.
- No..

Then why are we going to him?

You kept listening to Lucky's
maxims, now listen to mine.

We know that befriending
a butcher cannot save a chicken

but if the butcher is a friend
we can eat the chicken.

Raj, you could have been softer.
You scared us even more.

I say,
we should go and talk to him.

I think we should come later.
Or else, he'll use us as dumbbells.

No, let's go and talk to him.

One man but two affairs,
that's injustice.

Brother Lucky, you got shelter
in this house.

You enjoyed thoroughly too.

And if our wives get to Know
about our affairs

they'll throw us out of the house.
- Correct. - Yes.

What will you gain by
complaining against us?

Why don't you shake hands with us?

Then we'll turn this open air gym
into an AC health club for you.

Then you can exercise at leisure.

First, take your hand off of me
or else you'll be in trouble.

This is too much,
now do as we say or else...

Or else, what?

Or else we'll wait here
till you listen to us.

We have a lot of time...
- Yes, we have enough time.

Listen, don't waste your time.

I am going to reveal the truth to
my sisters. - No, Brother Lucky...

Pack your bags and get
ready to leave this house.

Brother Lucky, please...

Hey, why are you still
standing here?

That.. - Brother Lucky,
for one of your maxims..

No maxims today,
I'll kick you all out!

Brother Lucky.
- Move!

Please listen to us...
- Brother Lucky...

O' God...
- I'll Jump from here.

Let's start.

Come, Brother Lucky, we are about
to start the prayer service.

We haven't lit the fire yet.

Don't worry, he's come
here to ruin us.

Idiot. - Brother Lucky.
- Yes.

We have kept this prayer
service to thank God in heaven.

Because our husbands were not
there with us.

Had they died in that blast...

They would have
been in heaven now.

And we would have had
to break our bangles in grief.

And I have just recently
bought these. - I know.

Are you ready to break
your bangles for those husbands

who are holding
someone else's hands?

What?
- Yes.

When the bomb exploded
in that resort

those three were there
with someone else.

We take off the wick from a bomb
so that it explodes a bit late

but he's ruining our lives
by not waiting.

Please, Brother Lucky,
what are you saying?

My husband is like
a lamp in the temple.

Wow!
He's that type of a lamp

that burns its own house for
the sake of someone else.

My husband is like the first
class coach of a train

that is reserved only for me.

Anybody can get into that coach
without a ticket.

A third grade bogie.
- You are trying to instigate us.

My husband is as pure as
the seal on the Bisleri bottle.

That can be bought
in any shop for Rs. 10.

Brother Lucky, no matter what,
we three won't ever believe

that our husbands
are capable of such a deed.

Brother Lucky's missile failed
to work before it could take off.

Our wives are so naive
that they don't doubt us at all.

Let's go in and control
the situation

before he throws another missile.
- Right. Go in, Raj.

What happened?
- Don't touch me.

Are you all right? Get up.
- Don't touch me.

Do you have some sacred water
of Ganges? - No, but why?

I want to wash away my sins and for
that I'll need water of Ganges.

Why, what kind of sin
did you commit?

When I was coming home,
I saw...

What?
- I saw her poster.

And it is a sin to look towards
other women, isn't it? - Yes.

And till I don't get rid
of my sin, don't touch me.

Did you see that, Brother Lucky?
Just seeing another woman

makes him feel guilty.
How can he deceive me?

I feel like crying.

C'mon, we'll go inside now.
- One minute.

An idea!
- What?

Okay, let's go...

Hey, you all are together?

See, we brought God's offering
from the temple.

You both had been to the temple?
- Yes.

We went there to thank God

for saving the lives of our
wives in that bomb blast.

So sweet.

Did you see that, Brother Lucky?

You were unnecessarily
defaming them.

I feel like crying.

Brother Lucky,
what were you telling them?

I was praising your deeds.

Here, give it to me,
I'll keep it before God.

Yes, Ms. Bhavna,
we brought it for you.

Then I'll give it to everyone.

Offer it to Brother Lucky first.

He needs this God's
offering very much.

Isn't it, Brother? - Of course.
- Shall we go? Come on.

We escaped.
All three of us.

What happened, Brother Lucky?
Your missile

was aimed to ruin our lives
but it failed.

Hey, wait! I know,
he's waiting for a maxim.

Then give him one.
- You must have heard that maxim.

You came here to drown the Titanic

but couldn't drown
even a small ship.

Brother Lucky is left alone
with his maxims.

Splendid.

God bless you.

We had some lovely time.
- I want to do it again.

I love you, baby.
- Bye.

Okay, see you.

Romantic...
- I love you.

Love you.
- See you tomorrow, yeah.

I'll give you a call.
Then we'll meet.

Bye. - Okay.
- Love you.

That day,
your maxim was so good

that I thought of
returning the favour.

Titanic drowned long ago.

Otherwise I would've
sent you all in it.

Be ready with you bags packed.

Because your wives
are going to kick you out.

Then you can go wherever
you wish to

singing from the roof of a train.
- Brother Lucky, please.

Hey, if reveals everything to
Rekha, Dimple and Madhuri

then we'll not only lose
our wives but girlfriends too.

What are you saying?

There's nobody in the room.

You had left, didn't you?
Why did you bring me here?

This place is very dangerous.

What happened?
- There's danger inside too.

I'll look for her under the bed.

They aren't under the bed,
where did they go?

Where did they go?

Where are we going so fast?
- To bathe, where else?

Where did these girls go?

I'll look under the bed once more.

They aren't here too.

But I had my bath early
in the morning.

But darling, if we don't
bathe together

then how will ever
get to know each other?

Yeah, we'll cool off too.
- Right, Dimple baby.

Leave it!

Why is your heart beating
so loudly today?

When you are beside me, why won't
my heart beat fast, Madhuri? Come.

Okay. Tell me one thing.

Why did you bring
me under this bed?

Hadn't I come under this bed,
I would have been dead.

Now, there's no problem,
let's get out.

Are you hurt?
- Idiot.

Are you okay?
Do you want anything?

No? Come.

What kind of a house is this?
There's no one here.

"I went to the market
to bring vegetables."

I'll ask the servant
about the owner of this house.

Who are you? And how did you
come in this house?

You must have heard that maxim.

Why am I talking to a servant?

Excuse-me, mister,
I am not a servant

but the owner of this house
and my name is Kothari.

Kothari, then why are
these vegetables in your hand?

Oh that...
- Let it be.

Do you know that
your daughters

have an affair with
those three rascals?

And they are married.
- Yes, I Know.

I see.
- Yes.

And it was I who
suggested them to do so.

That's nice.

That's nice.

It's such a nice photograph.
Where did you shoot it?

I got it shot in a foreign
location. It's nice, isn't it?

It's very nice...
- I knew it.

I feel like thanking you
with a hug.

But why are you
giving me a hug?

You must have heard that maxim.

Just as the ingredients
of a betel nut should be right

the evidence should be so strong
as to convince even a fool.

Mister, listen...

I've never heard that maxim.

Here I am.

Happy wedding anniversary,
brother-in-law.

Thank you, Brother Lucky.

His height is 6 feet 2
but the gift is...

Just open the gift and see.

This gift will surely
make you squirm. Open it.

He's speaking as if he has
brought a diamond set.

Listen, what happened?

"Money. It's funny.
Show me the money!"

"The channels on the television"

"are outnumbered
by the wiles of a wife."

"The channels on the television"

"are outnumbered
by the wiles of a wife."

"The channels on the television"

"are outnumbered
by the wiles of a wife."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"What's say!"

"Anywhere you're going,
show me the money."

"Don't change your wives
like the TV channels."

"It will entrap you, beware."

"If your wife is black and white"

"make her colourful."

"With an array of vivid dreams"

"make it more colourful."

"The channels on
the television are"

"outnumbered by the
wiles of a wife."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Got the money now."

"I got your money now."

"Changing over time
but the money's really mine."

"She don't give a damn
if I'm working on till nine."

"She prepares the morning tea."

"She gets placated
even when angry at times."

"Listen to my advice..."

"...never betray your wife."

"She will always stand by you..."

"remain forever faithful to her."

"The channels on
the television are"

"outnumbered by the
wiles of a wife."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

Listen, you are saved
because it's a Sunday today.

But every day is not a Sunday.

Enjoy as much as you wish, today.

It will be a different
ball game tomorrow.

Just a minute.

Thank you.
- No!

Okay.
- Bye.

Goodbye.

Forget it. It won't start.
I will catch a cab.

Just two minutes.

My wife says that I also need a
couple of kicks to get started.

Hi.
- Hi.

You remember me,
Rekha.. Resort? - Of course.

How are you?
- Good. How are you?

I am fine.
- What happened? A breakdown?

Yes. - Come, I will give
you a lift. - Ok. Let's go.

No need!
- Forget it. I will go with her.

It will be difficult for you to
ride a double seater. - Come..

I don't really think so.

Thank you for giving me a lift.

Don't embarrass me
by saying thank you.

What? Will you let her go
just like that?

You must have heard that maxim.

It's all a matter of time.

Sometimes it happens in the day
and sometimes at night.

How can a meeting that
ends without coffee

be called a meeting?
- Yes, you are right.

Actually...
- Actually, the parking is there

the kitchen is inside, I'll go
and prepare coffee. Come on.

Come.
- Okay. - That side.

Listen...

You must have heard that maxim.

Whatever has to happen
will surely happen.

No matter how many times
you change a kid's diaper

he'll keep wetting it.

Whenever you laugh like this,
one of us is in danger.

So, tell me what you did today.

Your nemesis has arrived
at the parking lot.

Whom are you talking about?
- Rekha. - What?

And now your affair
is going to be a big flop.

Hey, where are you going?
Wait a minute.

When I enter this house I
feel like entering a temple.

Greetings.
- Brother Lucky.

You don't have
to take off your shoes.

You see, it might useful later on.

Your husband doesn't
seem to be around.

You won't find him now.
- What?

If you don't call out to him
then how will he come?

Oh, yes! Actually my
husband is very shy.

At this moment he must
be hiding under the bed.

Come with me.

Brother-in-law...

Where are you?
- He's really lying under the bed.

Raj, what are you doing?
- I fell down.

What kind of a person are you?
You keep falling all the time.

Come out, you are blushing
like a new bride.

Get up, brother-in-law...

It's time to show your face.
- No...

Please...
- No...

What are you wearing?

The air was cool and
I caught a cold.

If you have a cold,
this brother has the cure for it.

I don't need a brother.
but an M.B.B.S.

You must have heard that maxim.
- No.

That if a brother can
cure your ailment

then what's the need
to see a doctor?

It doesn't matter who does it,
a quack or a qualified doctor.

Let us see you face.
- No.

Why are you wearing that?

Come on.
What's wrong with you?

Please sit.

Bhavana!
- Let's do it!

That was a close shave!

That villain Lucky
made a thorough plan.

You would have lost
both the women in your life.

God is there for those
who have none else.

To save us from this Lucky,
God himself will have to come.

Hey, Raj, it's the police.
- Cops!

Greetings.
- Greetings, sir.

I am Khudabaksh Singh
from Punjab police.

We came here searching
for a man from Punjab.

Do you know this man?

His name is...
- Lakhwinder Singh Lakha.

That means you know this guy.

Khudabaksh Singh,
you've come to the right place.

This is the place
where you will find the guy.

By sending you here, God
has granted us deliverance.

Please come this way.

Brother Lucky, it's the
thread of 'Raksha Bandhan'

but it's a string of our love.

I always kept giving you
words of wisdom. - Yes.

But today I promise
the three of you

that I'll always be there for you.
- Oh. Thank you, Brother.

Here, take some money
from your poor brother.

Where is he?
- There he is.

Okay.

The poor fellow doesn't know
that he's going to be handcuffed.

I knew that he was a fraud.

That's the reason he managed
to disrupt our lives.

Why did you bring the police
with you?

You'll know it in a minute.
Isn't it, Brother Lucky?

Brother Lucky!

I have found you after all.

Sir, please don't embarrass me
before my sisters.

Why not? Even they should know

who Lakhwinder Singh Lakha is.

Greetings, Brother Lucky!
- What is happening?

What is happening?
- Brother Lucky.

You saved our country's respect

by getting a terrorist
of Punjab arrested.

And when the government
wanted to felicitate you

with this cheque and medal,
why did you just come away?

I have come here all
the way from Punjab

to give you this cheque
and this medal.

You must have heard that maxim.

When you ride a cycle,
you'll have to use the pedals.

Why do you need a
cheque or medal

when you have come
into this world to do good?

Wow!
- Wow, Brother Lucky!

Did you hear his maxim?
It's not a maxim...

It's a missile.

Wow, Brother Lucky,
you are a national hero.

I thought that he would be
beaten up by the police.

But our plans failed and now
I feel like killing myself.

I swear...
- Brother Lucky

please wear this medal
so that I can take a snap.

So that a huge snap
gets printed on the

front page of 'Punjab Kesari'.
- A photograph too!

Did you hear that? His snap
is going to be printed

and that too on the front page.

But yours,
not even a passport size photo

has appeared in the newspaper.

It will surely come when
it's our death anniversary.

Brother-in-law Raj,
please take our snap

while we say cheese.

Yeah, Raj, take a snap.

Moron wants a picture.

Wow! How come you thought of
bringing us for a musical show?

It's so exciting.
Who is going to perform?

Jagjit Singh?
- No.

Then it must be Pankaj Udhas.
- No. - Come on.

No. - No.
- Oh! Thank God.

Daler Mehendi?
- No.

It doesn't matter who it is
when you are along with us.

Yes, my madam.

"Hello, madam."

"Hello... madam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"God has created you only for me."

"I was created only for you.
Only for you."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"God has created you only for me."

"I was created only for you."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"If you ask,
I'll open the door of my heart."

"I'll tell your father
that I am in love with you."

"If you ask, I'll open
the door of my heart."

"I'll tell your father
that I am in love with you."

"I promise I'll confess it too."

"Let the right season come."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"My shining eyes say
that it's the season of love."

"We've found a reason
to come closer."

"My shining eyes say
that it's the season of love."

"We've found a reason
to come closer."

"You and I will be
together and never part."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"God has created you only for me."

"I was created only for you.
Only for you."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

What does Lucky think of himself?
- I wonder.

Sometimes I wish to kill him.
- Brother Lucky is here.

Got you, man.

You lost all you energy,
didn't you?

You get scared when you hear
that person's name

and you want to kill him!?
Shut up and drink.

But there should be some
solution for this problem.

We'll trap him by charging him
with a murder.

But whose?
- Our murder.

He'll go to the gallows
and we'll be free.

Isn't that a good idea?

Why should all the three
of us commit suicide?

Why don't you do it?
The punishment will be the same.

Scoundrel!

If you want to kill someone,
then kill Lucky.

You are right.
- It's a mind blowing idea.

I was just joking.

But jokingly you gave a
great idea. - Yes, he is right.

Our fear of Brother Lucky
will vanish and so will our tears.

Baby, get me a beer!

He's sleeping so peacefully.

Let's do one thing.
We won't disturb him now

we'll come later.
- Shut up.

He gave us sleepless nights
and you are being sympathetic?

I am thinking about us
because if he wakes up

he'll surely kill us.
- Yes.

He's dreaming, and the
poor fellow doesn't even know

that this will be the
last time he'll ever have.

It doesn't matter whether
he's sleeping or lying awake.

A tiger is always a tiger.

Before he wakes up, we
should attack. - Okay.

Bloody Lucky!

Why are you going back?

Not here.

Hercules! Does he eat iron?

Be careful.
One, two, three.

I hope nobody's around.

You must have heard that
maxim, Brother Lucky

that one who digs a pit for
another, falls in it himself first.

Hey...

What happened?

What did you do?
- What have you done?

I didn't do it on purpose!

I didn't do anything.
You pushed him down.

I.. I didn't push him.
- It's you. - Hey..

Raj, Aryan, Lucky's ghost.

What are you saying?
- Dead body!

Dead body? Where?

Under the b-bed.

He's getting scared as if he's seen
Lucky's dead body under the bed.

Fool!
- What?

Yes...
- Yes?

Veer, where?

Where?
- There.

There..

I'll go from that side, you go
from this side, okay?

Where is he? Only his
mandolin is here. - You fool.

I swear, I saw him holding it.
I promise you guys.

But where is he now?
- Shut up, we'll go outside.

He was here.
Where did he go?

You woke us in the night only
to show us a music instrument.

Hey! Why did you hit me now?
- When did I hit you?

Just now.
- Aryan, you've gone crazy.

Keep quiet.
Idiot.

Why did you hit me now?

Because you hit me
for the second time.

Why would I hit slyly? If I
want, I'll do it openly. Like this.

Raj, please tell him...
- Shut up, both of you.

No one will hit anyone now.
Shut up.

Didn't I say no more hitting now?
- But when did I hit you?

Just now. - I believe you.
- I did not. - Shut up...

Now, if you open your mouth,
I'll beat you up.

I didn't hit anyone...

G-Ghost...
- What happened?

Lucky's ghost.

Raj.
- Veer..

I think that he's
possessed by a ghost.

Come. Something's wrong.

Butter is prepared
from curdled milk.

A dress when torn, can be stitched.

Only God can save a person
who sees a ghost.

Congratulations, sir!
Here, have this sweet.

Why, Govardhan,
are you getting married?

Not me but your daughters
are going to marry

Raj, Aryan and Veer.
- Who told you that

my daughters are going to marry
those useless guys?

Your sons-in-law are
spending your money

so freely that you will have
to get them married

to retain your money.

When I am through with them

they will in such a bad state,
that they won't get

even an ambulance to land
in a hospital. I will..

There's no need
for an ambulance.

Not just themselves, they can admit
you in the hospital too. - What?

In their brand new sports car.
- What!

They've bought a sports car too?

Sir, if you don't mind,
can I buy a scooter for myself.

You see, I won't have a problem
to visit you in the hospital.

Sir, can I buy a scooter?
- Shut up!

What a nice drive!

Let me get your jacket for you.
- Yes.

Hey! Dad. - Hello.
- Hi dad! - Hello.

Hi, Dad.
- Dad..

It's good that you met us outside.
We have good news for you.

Yes, I know, my messenger
told me about it very happily.

Wow! So, you know that we are
going to marry them?

Isn't it great, Dad?

But, Dad, why do I feel that
you are going to cry any moment?

Is that so? - What can he
do when God gave him

such an expressive face?
- It's not that.

Every father sheds tears when
he listens to such good news.

This is nothing; father-in-law
is going shed more tears later.

Leave her hand. - You have to
give her hand in mine

but you are asking me
to leave her hand?

No, father-in-law means
to say that

if you leave her hand now,
then only can you sit

in a wedding canopy with her.
Isn't it, Father-in-law?

Of course. Children, go inside.
I'll just talk with them.

Bye - See you.
- Bye - Bye, love.

Bye.
- I love you.

You guys have deceived me.

Leave them alone

or else I'll be compelled
to resort to some strict action.

If you do that then we'll
tell them it was your idea

and that we followed
your instructions.

Yes, you are right. It was me, the
one who took you under my wing.

I thought you to be good guys but
you turned out worse than that.

Nothing can be done now,
Father-in-law

he won't listen to you.
- Yes.

Stop advising us and start
preparing for the wedding.

And give us your daughters
along with the flower basket.

We are bringing the procession.
Our only request is that

you should welcome our
procession with 'Pan Bahar'.

See you.
- Greetings.

These photographs are the
evidence of your ruined lives.

Only I know how I pushed
myself to come here.

But I could not keep
this away from you.

We can forgive you because
you were helpless as a father.

But how can we
forgive our husbands?

You used them for your own motive.

But those guys went
along with you readily?

Brother Lucky!
- Look at this.

When I tried to tell you the truth
you did not listen to me.

You thought that your husband was
like a temple lamp. - Oh, God.

You saw him like a sealed
bottle of a Bisleri.

And you described yours
as a first class bogie.

I am sorry, Brother Lucky,
we didn't listen to you.

We are repenting for that.
- Yes.

You may be repenting but it is
time for those guys to repent.

Let's think of how to
teach them a lesson.

But what can we do, Brother Lucky?

You must have heard that maxim.

A brick is a substitute to a stone

just as sugar is
the substitute to jaggery.

And if you want to teach
your husbands a lesson

you must have affairs.

Not with me..
Please.

C'mon, Priest.

"I know the score."

"I will win the stars"

"and conquer galaxies."

"I will win the stars
and conquer galaxies."

"All I need is your consent."

"Your consent, and I will
dump the first one."

"I will win the stars
and conquer galaxies."

"I will win the stars
and conquer galaxies."

"All I need is your consent."

"Your consent, and I will dump
the first one."

"Watching the same face
is so boring?"

"Hearing the same sweet nothings
is so dreary."

"Watching the same face
is so boring."

"Hearing the same sweet nothings
is so dreary."

"I yearn and crave
for a new model."

"The old one is
so dull and boring now."

"I will respond to"

"your youthful charms."

"I will respond to
your youthful charms."

"All I need is your consent."

"All I need is your consent
to dump the first one."

"Love rules my life."

"Accept this proposal."

"Love rules my life."

"Accept this proposal."

"Shower the treasures
of the whole world on me."

"Gems, jewels and ornaments
of varied types."

"I will drench you
with all my love."

"I will drench you
with all my love."

"Just your consent..."

"All I need is your consent
to dump the first one."

"I will win the stars
and conquer galaxies..."

"I will win the stars
and conquer galaxies..."

"All I need is your consent..."

"All I need is your consent
to dump the first one."

"Dump the first one."

Bhavna...
- Why are you shouting?

No one is deaf here.

I wish I became deaf before hearing
you sing duets with someone else.

What were you doing
with that priest?

If I ask you the
same question about

what you were doing
with that girl?

Don't change the subject, Diya.
- Men can do anything they want.

But it is only women that
have to do the explaining!

Listen, I am not trying
to prove anything.

Because this is neither
a court nor am I a criminal.

Why does a lawyer's attire
give one the right to question?

Why can't a bride's
wedding dress

adorning me in which you took
the seven vows of marriage?

Yes, I did that, but since that
day, but I never got your love.

Your name is Diya
but what did you give me?

You were able to get people to take
the pledge of speaking the truth

swearing by the Geeta.

Yes, I had an affair since
you couldn't get that love

because of your film career.

Your act will prove
a very big problem.

You wished to visit Tirupati,
didn't you?

Now, you can go because
I am leaving this house.

You wished to become
an actress, didn't you?

That you can surely become, since
I am going to marry someone else.

You have got many couples
divorced, didn't you?

Now, get ready for your own case
as we'll be meeting in the court.

Seeing you three couples,
I remember

what my registrar had told me.

That couples are made in heaven

but sustaining the relation
is left to the humans.

Are you married?
- Yes and it broke off too.

My wife ran away with my neighbour.

My friend, why are you ruining
everything by speaking like this?

See, everything seems to be very
good today. All the three brides

and the grooms are present.

Why don't you get us married soon?

Yeah, but let the witness
come first. - Witness!

Are we going to murder someone
or loot someone's place?

You are our witness,
and so you'll sign the papers.

Come on, do it.

We have called our friends
to come and be our witnesses.

They'll be coming any time now.

Diya?

Bhavna?
- Sonia?

How do you three know their names?

That's because a girl
takes on a husband's name

when she gets married.

And today we are returning
that name back to them

by signing on this paper.

Does that mean
they all are married?

You were right!

One should always fall in
love first and then marry.

And not the other way round.
Congratulations.

You deceived us!

We were going to
tell you everything.

Isn't it, Raj, Aryan?
- Yes. - Actually..

When, after ruining our lives?
- No.

Time is being wasted, if you want
to get married then be quick.

When we were asking you
to hurry up

you were waiting
for the witness.

But aren't you a witness
of what just happened?

How will they marry us?

We won't marry anyone now.

We have lost our faith
in this constitution.

We won't marry anyone.. - Be it
through love or an arranged one.

Let's go...
- Hey, listen.

Young men,
I have often seen

people drown while trying to

sail in two boats.
- Shut up.

We were sailing smoothly in
both the boats before drowning.

I just witnessed that.
- Hey, over smart guy! Sit down.

Make him sit.
- Sit down.

If someone sits in your boat
and takes you to the shore

then what can we do, you oldie!
You are jealous of us. Idiot.

You fool.
Take this.

This is terrible.
- Yes, dude.

Nothing can be worse than this.

Ghost...

Didn't I tell you that
I saw his ghost?

But you didn't listen to me.

How did you three think

that Lucky Singh
will die so soon?

That means you are alive?

Do you believe now or
should I slap you again?

No, we know now that Lucky
can never die. Yes.. - Yes.

Seeing you in this condition,
I remember a maxim.

One more.

Leaving your wives
for someone else

always leaves you alone
in this whole world.

Holding a banana.

Don't eat these.

Brother Lucky.
- Yes.

Thank you.
- The world is very cruel.

How many bananas?
- One, two, three, four.

But we are only three.

Raj, Aryan..

Our wives and
girlfriend have deserted us.

We were sure about one thing,
that Lucky was dead.

But he's alive.
Whom should we live for now?

We don't have any right to live.

Hey, that belongs to us.

Okay, friends, this is
the last time we meet.

When I die, I'll ask God
to give me friends like you two

even in my next birth.

I love you, Raj.
- I love you too.

Aryan.

So sweet.
- Thank you.

I was going to
ask for a pet dog or cat

but I'll ask for
friends like you.

How sweet, Aryan.

I'll miss you guys.

Friends are we ready?
- Yes, we are ready.

Yes.
- Yes. Let's go.

One! - God we are coming.
- Aryan..

Two!
- Veer.

Three! - Stop, please stop.
- Please, step down.

What should we do now? Help.
- Please stop.

Could they be our wives?
- Sonia!

We have no complaints against
you, please don't commit suicide.

We forgive you. Please, step down.
- They are our wives.

I promise you tonight
will be the night. Please...

Did you see that, Raj, Aryan,
our wives have saved us

even before we could
commit suicide. - Yes.

That means they still love us.
- Yes.

That means our Basantis
have forgiven us.

We cancel our suicide!
- The suicide is cancelled!

Please go and save them.

Please do something.
- What will we do now?

I cannot see them dying.
- Please save, Diya.

Veer, I don't want to die.

Raj, it was your idea
to come on this pipe

now we are hanging..
- I wish God had given me

a pet instead of a friend like you.

Don't leave the pipe,
we are coming to save you.

Don't worry, dear, we are not
in a hurry to leave the pipe.

Tell them to come soon.
Otherwise the pipe will give way.

Come up soon.

Diya, I promise!
I shall wander no more!

I swear!
Dia..

Give me your hand.
- Sonia, give me a hand!

Sonia!

Sonia!

Bhavna, I got you.

Veer!

Sonia!
- Aryan!

Raj, please let me go down first.

You drop down a second later.
I want to die married!

If we had been with you

we wouldn't have tried
to commit suicide.

We have got our love back now.
- Yes.

God will surely save us now.

What is he doing here?

Help!

Kothari, what are you doing?
Have you lost it?

This not a toy that a father
uses to play with his children.

If it works then it
can cut anything.

Hey, don't remind of our deceit.

Kothari, please don't do this.

Kothari, forgive us!

Why, you rascals!
you deceived my daughters

and are hanging here.
- Hey, mister!

From the time they
came to know that

they are going to be
your second wives

they have vowed never
to marry again.

So, I won't leave you in peace.

We'll pacify your daughters.

Raj!
- Bhavna! - Bhavna!

Save me!

Brother.

Sonia!

Veer!
- Diya!

You are great, Brother Lucky!
- Brother Lucky!

The thing is, to win matches,
you have to take great catches.

Brother Lucky.

Let's meet in heaven.

Raj!
- Raj!

There goes Raj.

Please get up, Brother-in-law.

All the dirt can be

washed by any detergent.

But the one that is irreparable
will be found in the dustbin.

Do you get that?

No.

There goes Aryan.

Move aside.
There's no problem.

Any pain can be cured
by an ointment.

An itch can be cured
by an ointment.

But only a high voltage shock
can cure an erring husband.

Okay?

No!

There goes Vee...

The thing is, guards
are for guarding.

A dog is faithful.

And if a husband
deceives his wife

even his dog doesn't
remain loyal to him.

Brother Lucky,
we always thought

you were trying
instigate our wives.

If my hand hadn't been bandaged

I would have greeted you
with clasped hands.

We always tried to
hurt or kill you.

But today I wish
to applaud for you.

Yes. We now realise
how lucky we are

that we have Brother
Lucky with us.

Be careful.
- Please stop now.

Hearing you three,
I became emotional.

I have no words to say,
I am choked with emotion.

Brother Lucky, please don't
be quiet today.

One last maxim.
- No, I can't say anymore.

Brother Lucky, please...
- Please say it.

Okay. If you all insist.

You must have heard that maxim.

Sita-Ram, Radha-Krishna
are examples of God.

But if you have to show a
perfect model of marital bliss

then give the example
of Shaadi No. 1.

Brother!

Wow!

"Let's party"

"in the wedding."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"Unrestrained that we are,
it's impossible to stop us."

"Unrestrained that we are,
it's impossible to stop us."

"Rebellious and whimsical princes,
that we are!"

"We are on the front page,
every day!"

"Making merry is our motto! Come
o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard,
we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the
crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"We strive to be ahead
of everyone else."

"Capable of deflecting
even the powerful storms."

"These firm steps never retreat."

"We can force even
the skies to descend."

"It's useless to throw
a challenge to us."

"Making merry is our motto! Come
o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard,
we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the
crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."