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- ♪ MTV ♪

- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

You need to create golden gal girl groups.

- We would love metal.

- We want heavy metal. - We want to do heavy metal.

- You guys are going to have to get really

acquainted with country music.

So you know, we're gonna be doing country.

- Luxx and Mistress are being mean girls.

This is Metalgate.

[dramatic music]

- Jax.

- You're always just slightly ahead of the beat,

so it threw you off.

- Robin Fierce.

- I would love to see you push yourself all the way.

- Aura Mayari.

- Your performance was so good.

- You are the winner of this week's challenge.

[applause]

- Jax, shantay, you stay.

Robin, sashay away.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, baby.

We have no more Robin Fierce.

Her run here was not as long as I thought it was going to be.

But I can't wait to see

what she's going to pull out in the future.

- [laughing] Loosey, slay these hoes.

And Jax, I'm blocking you.

[laughter] Damn.

It is very hard to say bye to Robin

because I know how badly she wants it.

But this is a competition.

And I've got to worry about myself and no one else.

- So did anybody expect to be in the top

and they were safe or in the bottom?

- I was shocked on behalf of my group.

I thought that my entire group

should have been at the top, honestly.

- Yeah.

- I'm glad that I was up there for us, at least.

♪ ♪

[tense notes]

Also, a little birdie told me some things

happened in "Untucked."

- She's always got a little bird on her shoulder.

- Basically, Malaysia had some opinions about how

me and you were dead set on heavy metal.

- The reason why I stood my ground

is because I felt like their group was being bullied.

- And I love you for that.

- It was like, oh, we're doing it, it's ours.

- I think we should stop using the bully word.

Y'all were still giving us the same amount of pushback.

- After y'all had already like...

- I am... I'm sorry.

I'm so sick of talking about this.

- Please do not cut me off, ever.

- OK, sorry. - Do not disrespect me.

I've never disrespected you. Ever!

♪ ♪

- Did you want to comment, babe?

- She said what I said.

- Oh, OK.

- Fierce?

- Work. [laughter]

I'm a very understanding person.

But if you have something to say, say it to my face.

Whenever I was laughing,

it's because I think y'all were taking it very serious.

So for me, I was laughing because it really

wasn't a big deal to me.

- Right, but you realize how patronizing that is

when you laugh at people when we're all trying

to figure out, like, a common solution.

- I don't appreciate Sasha for trying to utilize every moment

to be a teaching moment for us

as if she is fucking Dumbledore or something.

- I didn't think it was that serious, you know?

- If I felt there was this much emotion in the moment,

I wouldn't have been doing it like that.

- But that's why I was like, well,

maybe this is just a tactic just to like... be like,

you know, we in a group.

Like not... it's not saying tactic as bad.

- No.

- But just being like, OK, well maybe,

like let's just, like, have fun, right.

- I apologize if I made you feel that way

because that was not my intent.

So if I ever make you feel that way,

all you got to do is tell me.

I'm a very understanding person.

But what you don't have to do is speak about it

when I'm not in the room.

- Well, thank you both.

I like that we got to resolve that with my sister.

Come on.

- Sasha used her words and we resolved the issue.

And if you don't feel like talking right now,

that's fine. That's all you got to say.

[dramatic music]

- It's not funny.

- I'm laughing but it's fucking awkward because

we weren't in "Untucked," bitch.

You're mad because... I don't know what the fuck.

And now you're starting to piss me off

when I don't feel like I did anything.

- Now I'm seeing Mistress's true colors.

She's fired up and she's poking

and she's being a mean girl.

- Y'all are saying like, oh,

we could have just had a conversation. No.

- You couldn't have a conversation.

I'm an adult. I can have a conversation.

- I'm not going to go back and forth on this conversation

because it's getting nowhere.

I apologize if I made you feel that way,

but at the end of the day,

I'm not going to apologize for how I felt in that moment

and for how it went.

- And that's the same way.

And that's why I said what I said.

♪ ♪

- Oh.

♪ ♪

Well, you have a blessed night.

As will I.

- This is a turning point. It was fun and games before,

but I think they're both pissed.

Like, this is some real ish right here.

- The girls don't want to see me mad, trust me.

- Girl.

- I'm not going to apologize for having fun.

But if y'all don't want me to have fun, let the games begin.

- Right now, it's like World War Drag Race.

The battle is on,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000

served by Cash App

with extra special guest judge Harvey Guillén.

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

- ♪ May they best drag queen win ♪

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music]

- This way, this way.

- Bitch, I'm gonna throw up. [laughter]

- It's a new day in the Werk Room,

and we're all kind of tiptoeing in, like,

how's everybody doing today?

- Last week was crazy. - Yeah.

- Tensions were definitely flying high.

We just, like, don't know what's going to happen

or how things are going to read.

- It's just a lot of pressure.

And like Sasha said, we're family,

and family have to fight it out sometimes.

And then we resolve and we move on.

- Yeah.

- Malaysia is kind of making eyes at me,

trying to see if we're good.

But bitch, I am avoiding looking at her

because I am not really in the mood to talk to you.

♪ ♪

- Hello, hello, hello. [all exclaiming]

♪ ♪

My queens, batten down the hatches,

because for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be starring in the reboot

of one of my favorite shows of all time, "The Daytona Wind."

[laughter]

- Fierce.

- Maxine!

- I'm excited because last season,

they added all the farts, and the girls didn't even know.

- Just... [fart noise]

[laughter]

I'm ready for all the surprises,

and I hope it's funny as hell.

- Now, the action still centers around three

feuding "Drag Race" dynasties.

But this time, we're serving the show sitcom style.

[laugh track laughter]

- Oh.

- [imitating Steve Urkel] Did I do that?

[laughter]

And Aura, you won the Maxi Challenge last week,

so you're in charge of assigning the roles.

- Oh, hell yeah!

This is going to be fun.

Should I sabotage somebody?

Should I?

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

[upbeat music]

- People that have been nice to me

- will get the parts they want. - [laughs]

- "Daytona Winds 2" is all about Big Daddy's funeral.

So we have prostitutes and a bunch

of honky tonk Southern girls.

- Fancy, the town's classiest prostitute

and Big Daddy's mistress.

- That's Fancy.

- Fancy Michaels is the role to get.

If you want to win this challenge,

that's going to be the one you want because Fancy

calls for big personality.

That's perfect for me.

- Is there any characters just like stick to you?

- Fancy or Hattie Ruth.

- I personally am interested in Fancy.

- I would really love Fancy.

- I'm also interested in Fancy. [laughs]

- I want metal. [laughter]

- I actually wanted Fantasy...

- Fantasy?

- I don't care if those bitches want Fancy's character.

It's over the top.

It's something I have never done before.

Fancy is my character. And that's it, period.

Let's move on, bitches. Let's go.

I know for a fact that I want Malaysia to be the Reverend.

- Perfect, this role is made for me.

- I could do Widow. - I can do Leo.

- Oh, I would do Diandra.

- There's still Jackson.

- I want Jackson.

I immediately see the name Jackson on the list

and the description as a massive stoner.

And I say, hey, I'm a massive stoner.

- All right, now that we got our parts, let's get to work.

All the scenes, gather at the same table.

- Let's go. Let's do this. - All right.

- [sighs] I look at my scene partners.

And one of my scene partners is the Mistress.

I'm very confused how this is going to go at this point

because we are not on the best of terms.

- Looking at them, they... oh.

[laughter]

- Mm.

I don't think anybody realized that Malistress...

Malistress? [gasps]

Work, couple name.

- They ended up in the same group.

- And I think, like, their whole thing is,

like, back and forth.

- You're kidding me.

- It's a competition.

I high-key hope they don't work well together

so they don't do a good job.

♪ ♪

- So let's read it through.

- This week's Maxi Challenge is the reboot of "Daytona Wind."

- Mother has arrived.

- That's like a vivacious quote with...

[dramatically] Mother has arrived.

- [dramatically] Mother has arrived.

- Is it true Big Daddy died on top of you?

- They had to pry him off of me.

It was rigor morris, girl.

I'm saying this line

and I don't even know what it means.

Like, they had to pry him off of me.

It was rigor morris.

Like, I don't... I'm not connecting to that line.

- Aura is not doing Fancy justice.

Fancy is a funny role, bitch.

Everyone in the room wanted it, so you got to turn it out.

- Just a suggestion. - Yeah.

- I feel like you would do Widow better.

[dramatic music]

Just the way you deliver things.

- OK. - That's just my opinion.

- Do you want to do Fancy? [bell rings]

I'm just not getting the references.

I mean, if she can play it better, let's do it.

I don't want to be fail in the group

and make the whole scene look stupid.

[chuckling] Um.

- I could do Fancy.

I think... I feel like if we maybe...

Do you want to try reading as it?

- Let's read it.

- I feel like this is just Mistress

trying to get the bigger role.

- The important thing, too, with acting

is that you identify with the character.

So like for me, I think it's so funny

to just be like the bitch that nobody wants around.

- [chuckling] - Like, I'm here.

- Right, right, right.

- Congratulations to Mistress for pulling one over.

She really got the girl. She said she wanted the role.

She didn't get it,

but she was not going to stop until she got it.

[upbeat music]

- Hi, ladies.

- It's now time to shoot "Daytona Wind 2."

I know that me and Mistress didn't

leave off with a clear understanding

of where we stood.

But at the end of the day, I'm a professional.

So I got to do what I got to do.

- All right, we are ready.

And action.

- Lizzadene, we have an ant problem!

- Your Aunt Wanda or your Aunt Zelda?

- No, an A-N-T problem.

- Cut, cut, cut. Slow it down.

A-N-T! Like she's hard of hearing.

And then take your time.

- There's a sound effect... - All right, cool.

- You know, sitcom.

And...

♪ Action ♪

- No, an A-N-T problem.

- You grew up watching the Disney Channel.

- You know how they act on... - I gotta give Disney.

- You don't have to do your voice... [whines]

- Instead of Lizzadene, I'll go Lizzadene.

- [laughing] OK.

- You want lower, right?

- No, what I'm saying is I want you to feel it.

- She looks beautiful.

Beautiful gowns, beautiful gowns.

But she is not taking direction well or at all.

[upbeat music]

- Mother has arrived!

♪ ♪

- Child, it feels so good to slam this door

in Mistress's face, like...

Jackson, can you take your mother to the kitchen please?

- Cut, cut, cut, cut. OK, that's good.

Reverend, this is an opportunity

for you to really milk it.

And do you speak in tongues?

- Um, I could try.

- Action!

- Jackson, will you take your mother to the kitchen?

- What for?

- Because the Lord, He has a message for you!

Sha-na-na-na ha-la-lujah!

God, I'm feeling it in my spirit!

- Cut, cut. [laughs] I love it.

I think we're moving on.

- Big Daddy was my lover.

I loved him and he loved me.

And I loved him right back again.

- Look, we've been in the kitchen for five minutes

and the Lord hasn't said a word.

Hey, who invited a prostitute to a funeral?

[chuckles]

- And cut.

Jackson, I know you're trying to do a Southern thing.

But can you do like...

How long are we supposed to be up here?

- The character description was stoner,

so I wasn't sure like how reserved to do the...

- You have to make it work.

You know, you bitches are trying to get a spin-off here.

And then Fancy, I love what you're doing.

Try it a few different ways. Have fun with it, OK?

- Got you.

- Fancy Michaels!

You should start getting used to the heat where you're going.

- Where? Palm Springs?

- No, Hell Springs.

- Hey, hey, hey,

who would invite a prostitute to a funeral?

- OK, bye Rihanna, go back in the kitchen.

- [laughter] - Under your umbrella.

- Rihanna? - Ella, Ella.

[laughter]

Hey, hey.

- [laughing]

Love the timing that you two have.

I think the spin-off might be two together.

- All right. - OK.

- Yeah.

The show is called "Heaven and Hell."

- If Ru only knew what we just been through.

I think we are pretty good actresses.

Let's just say that. [laughs]

- All right, moving on.

Action!

- Big Daddy wasn't straight either?

[all gasping]

I was married to him for about 25 years!

And to that man, a hole was a hole.

- Any hole is a goal. - Any hole is a goal.

- Not a hole. - Yes.

- For that man, any hole is goal.

[tense notes]

- Aura really, um, my God.

My God.

- And to that man, a hole was a goal.

- Any hole.

- Any hole was a goal.

- So say that line again and say it and eat it up.

Like Big Daddy wasn't straight either!

- Whoa. - OK, cool.

- I was married to the man for 25...

- See, I'm eating up 25. - OK, OK.

- This is the last take of this.

- Big Daddy wasn't straight either!

[all gasp]

I was married to him for 25 years.

And to that man, any hole was a goal.

[dramatic music]

I fucked up.

I wish I could have kept Fancy's part.

♪ ♪

- So let's go ahead

and get into the positions for the last two pages.

And action.

- What is in these brownies?

[doorbell chimes]

- What?

[dramatic music]

- Oh, you wanted a twist? [all gasping]

- [screams and laughs]

- You have got to be kidding me!

- The last person I thought to walk through that door.

[squeals]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Girl, it's time.

- Today, we're going to be watching "Daytona Wind 2"

for the first time and see the work

that we did yesterday, baby.

- Is it safe for me to sit up here this week?

- I guess you could take a seat.

Girl, what is she about to do?

- I know that last week was like a rocky patch for us.

But I know you probably didn't get a clear understanding

- of how I felt in that moment. - Yeah.

- And I know that we play a lot,

especially, like, coming from, like, the pageant background,

like, we read and we throw jokes

and insults out at each other.

But when it came to that particular challenge,

I just felt that you just wasn't being nice.

[dramatic music]

- For me, I just didn't want it to feel like

Luxx and I were being bullies or were being malicious

because I think the verbiage of that

can really be misconstrued.

And like our relationship, we have been just

joking around and being funny.

So like, in that moment it wasn't as serious

as maybe y'all felt it was.

- If I made you feel a way or uncomfortable in that moment

or like you wasn't getting a clear understanding from me,

I apologize on that behalf.

But you know, my feelings was my feelings.

- I think that Malaysia had a moment

where she flipped a switch.

And I was like, girl, I don't know who this is.

And for you to make it seem like I'm bullying y'all?

That's not really the tea. I was just cutting up.

We're having a good time, like we've done

every single week we've been here.

- We kind of lean on each other for support.

And I don't want to lose, like, the person that I'm closest

with, like, over something that could

be resolved over an adult conversation, you know?

- I'm a very understanding person.

But if I ever feel pushed against the wall,

bitch, the beast comes out.

And that's why I did not want it to come.

I didn't want it to get to that.

- And I wanted to avoid that too.

I'm really feeling good that we can squash the tension.

We big bitches, though. [chuckles]

We can squash anything. [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl! ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

- Yes, ma'am. [applause]

- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

The Mork to my Mindy, it's Michelle Visage.

Michelle, what's your favorite old sitcom catchphrase?

- [Southern accent] Kiss my grits.

[laughter]

- Style superstar Carson Kressley, how about you?

- Mm, sit on it, Ru.

- [laughs] And the absolutely fabulous Harvey Guillén.

How are you feeling?

- Dyn-o-mite, Ru! - [laughs]

This week, we challenged our queens

to show off their comedy chops

in a reboot of "Daytona Wind."

Tonight on the runway, category is Puffa, Please.

- [laughs]

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

♪ ♪

♪ The world is your runway ♪

[upbeat music]

First up, Loosey LaDuca.

- Who are you going to call? Loosey, baby.

I am serving the most iconic puffer look

that I could think of, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Woman.

- Oh, I can see her Fluffer Nutter.

[laughter]

- Spice.

- This outfit is giving you Spice, Spice, baby.

I'm just feeling icy and frosty,

and I'm loving every second of it.

- Sasha Colby.

- I feel so sexy in this look.

I'm giving you puffer jacket,

then I'm giving you puffer vest,

then I'm giving you puffer suspenders parachute moment.

This is everything.

- Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

[laughter]

- Luxx Noir London.

- This look is the iconic pink and black suit

that Jackie Kennedy famously sported,

but with a futuristic "The Jetsons"

kind of twist on it, boom, bang, pow.

[claps] I crushed it.

♪ ♪

- Malaysia Babydoll Foxx. - Ooh. Oh.

- I am a housewife out in the cold, baby,

serving frozen lemonade.

Baby, I'm that bitch.

[laughs]

- Ooh. - Aura Mayari.

- My silhouette is a big kimono.

It's probably 50 pounds,

but it is painful to be beautiful.

[laughs]

- Hate to see you go,

but I love to see you sleeve. [laughter]

Jax.

- Ooh, now you know what the buzz is all about.

I got my stinger on the back of my puffer,

the yellow and black bumblebee pattern.

She's cute, she's fun, but don't mess with her

because you're going to get stung.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- A puffer coat on a big girl would be an absolute disaster.

You want to make sure that you're doing a silhouette

that's going to make the right things stand out.

I feel so glamorous.

This is like one of my most fashionable moments.

- Anetra.

- I'm representing the Las Vegas state bird,

which is the prostitute.

It's fur-lined for warmth because hoes do get cold.

- Marcia. - [shivering]

Marcia took a summer trip to, like, the Swiss Alps,

and she's really confused why it's cold.

Marcia may have frostbite,

but baby, this runway is on fire.

- Salina EsTitties.

- If EsTitties lived in an igloo,

this is what she would wear to school, OK?

She got everything she need in her puffer coat.

And it's cold out here on the North Pole,

so EsTitties need Hot Cheetos to stay warm.

Oh, but then she runs out? Does she have more?

Yes!

- Ooh. Oh.

- Pussy is on fire.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Welcome, ladies.

It is time for the world premiere of "Daytona Wind."

[upbeat saxophone music]

♪ ♪

[person screams]

♪ ♪

- "Daytona Wind" was filmed in front

of a jive studio audience.

- Oh, we sure are going to miss you, Big Daddy.

But I sure won't miss your terrible gas.

[laugh track laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- Lizzadene, we have an ant problem.

[can hisses]

[tense music]

- Which one? Your Aunt Zelda or your Aunt Wanda?

- [laugh track laughter] - No, and A-N-T problem.

Jackson's ant farm broke.

And red fire ants are everywhere.

And on the day of Big Daddy's funeral!

[crowd groans]

- I feel very attacked!

[laugh track laughter]

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

both: Yup, we're still together!

- [coughs]

[cheers and applause]

- Maxie and Leo, so good to see you.

- Your father was a special man.

[audience awws]

Nothing could clear a room faster

than his terrible jokes.

[can hisses] And his terrible gas.

[laugh track laughter]

- Is there something wrong, darling?

- I was just feeling Big Daddy's spirit.

That man was always putting his foot down.

- Ow, I think I feel the spirit, too.

[laugh track laughter]

[tense music]

[laugh track laughter]

Oh, just got a pinch on my backside.

- That sounds like Big Daddy all right.

[laugh track laughter]

[upbeat saxophone music]

- ♪ Dearly beloved ♪

♪ We are gathered here today sha-na-na ♪

- Reverend!

- Huh?

- Reverend!

- Huh?

- Reverend!

- Huh?

- [echoing] Reverend!

We're over here.

- Oh, hallelu!

♪ We're here to celebrate the life of Big Daddy ♪

[soft dramatic music]

[doorbell chimes]

- Mother has arrived!

[laugh track laughter]

- Hallelujah.

- Who was that?

- Wrong number. [laugh track laughter]

Jackson, will you take your mother to the kitchen?

- What for?

- Because the Lord, He has a message for you, sha-na-na!

- Oh, party.

♪ ♪

- Let me in!

[tense music] [laughs]

[laugh track laughter]

- Fancy Michaels, the town sinner.

You should start getting used to the heat where you're going.

- Where, Palm Springs?

I have a right to be here. Big Daddy was my lover.

And I loved him.

And he loved me.

And I loved him right back again.

[all gasp]

[tense music] [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Fancy Michaels.

- I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[laugh track laughter]

[applause]

- [coughs]

- You've got a lot of nerve to show your face here.

- Do you like it?

I just bought it, thanks to Big Daddy.

- Is it true that Big Daddy died on top of you?

- They did have to practically pry him off of me.

It was rigor morris, girl. [laughs]

- Did you mean rigor mortis, you dumb bitch?

- Reverend, gather her.

- Get back, girls! Get a grip!

This is not what Big Daddy would have wanted!

- Clearly you don't know Big Daddy.

Two women fighting over him? He'd have loved it.

[laugh track laughter]

- I was married to that man for 25 years.

And to that man, any hole was a goal.

- Oh sha-na-na, homosexuality.

[cheers and applause]

- Now, who's going to read the will?

[laugh track laughter]

[upbeat saxophone music]

- You know, I've never heard Cardi B in a eulogy before.

I guess there really is some hoes in this house.

- Hey, Georgie, would you like a brownie?

I made them with walnuts.

- Get those nuts away from my face.

- [strange drawn-out laugh]

- [coughs]

- Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were lesbian.

[laugh track laughter]

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Sorry, I was out walking children in nature.

[donkey brays]

- Aunt Hattie Ruth, I have a brownie.

They're fresh.

- Oh, say, you wouldn't mind if I

got a little scoop of Big Daddy's ashes?

For my memory locket, of course.

- Of course. I don't think anybody would mind.

Oh, Daddy.

[fart noise]

[fart noises]

[sighs] Come here, come here.

[clears throat]

Big Daddy is gone.

- Oh, honey, I know.

But he's still with us in spirit.

- No, his ashes are gone.

I left the urn on the kitchen counter

this morning before the service and...

[fart noise]

It's empty!

- I was in the kitchen baking brownies

when I ran out of nutmeg.

But luckily, there was this nice big urn full of it

just sitting there and...

[audience gasps]

[tense music]

both: Ew!

[laugh track laughter]

- What's that musty aftertaste?

[donkey brays]

both: Ew!

- Because I'm what? - Sickening?

- No, just sick. [stomach growling]

[splattering]

- What is in these brownies?

[long fart noise]

[crickets chirping]

- [coughs]

- That wasn't me.

[cheers and applause]

[all exclaiming]

[cheers and applause]

- If you say Machete, you ain't gonna get Machete!

[cheers and applause]

- Big Daddy! You're alive!

- I'm back, back, back again officially.

[upbeat saxophone music]

♪ ♪

Oh, you wanted a twist?

[laughter]

I'll be the judge of that! [laughter]

Vanjie! Miss Vanjie! [laughter]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Of course, the surreal touches are

paying homage to "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!"

- A tour de force. [applause]

- Welcome, ladies. I've made some decisions.

[suspenseful music]

Loosey LaDuca, Sasha Colby,

Luxx Noir London, and Salina EsTitties...

♪ ♪

You are safe.

You may leave the stage.

♪ ♪

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

Starting with Spice.

- You really could have been the star of the show

because you were, you know, the chief mourner.

And I chuckled. And the laugh track helped.

- [laughs] It always does.

- It definitely made me think, like, yeah, she's good.

I do think that you fixated on just being the airhead-y

clueless one, which was fine,

as long as we don't get that the entire performance.

- My big challenge for you, Spice,

is going to be to do something different

on the runway out here.

It's literally choreographed

the same thing every single time.

You come out, the purse, you turn, turn, turn, yes.

- [chuckles] - Bored.

- I can spice it up for you.

- Up next, Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

- As soon as I saw you, my eyes were just, like, glued to you

and I want to hear what line you have to say next.

- Shama-la-lama. - [laughs]

- You just embodied it.

And that's what we need in these acting challenges.

- Let's talk about your runway look because it's

one of my favorites, giving us this Norma Kamali

from Minute Maid realness.

Loved lemonade carton as the bag.

That's that little twist of camp...

- Yeah. - That makes us smile.

- So well done. - Thank you.

- Up next, Aura Mayari.

- Aura, I'm going to tell you what I loved first.

This.

You look so beautiful.

- It's like Sandy at the end of "Grease"

meets "Memoirs of a Geisha." [laughter]

And I would watch the shit out of that movie.

- However, in the acting challenge,

- you didn't pop for me. - Yeah.

- And you were the widow of Big Daddy,

so you could have been really histrionic and over-the-top.

- You have the willingness.

But it was also difficult to direct you

because you had come with a set idea.

- Yeah. - And it just wasn't working.

Up next, Jax.

- Whereas Aura came with something

that Aura thought she needed to do, you had no point of view.

It was just lines that were said.

- Oh, party.

- You didn't understand that line

party is actually taken from...

- Adore. - Adore, yeah.

And she says it in this Valley girl way.

- Yeah.

- Yes, I didn't know who Jackson was.

- I think I got too strung up in what I read

as the character description,

which was supposed to be like a stoner girl.

- Well, because it was meant to be a funny stoner girl.

- Yeah.

- Tonight on the runway, listen, I lost your eyes.

- OK.

- I think the way you did the light in here,

they became very small. You want bigger.

- You don't want smaller. - OK.

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- Oh, Fancy, here's your one chance.

- And you did not let us down. - [chuckles]

- You were one of the person that I just was drawn to.

As soon as that door opened, your energy.

And your adlibs, I could tell when you're just being

free and throwing those in.

- And every ad lib you did was funny, which is very rare.

- This look, I think, is really fun.

Because you took puffer and made it drag.

You gave us a chap with a bell bottom, this great bustier.

And you were doing your titty twerk.

I mean, all of that is fantastic.

- And I love when body positivities are presented.

- So keep doing it. - Thank you.

- Up next, Anetra. - Hello.

- I thought your scenes with Marcia Marcia Marcia

were some of the best because you were so connected

with your scene partner.

- And that's what it's about when

you're working with somebody.

It's about good chemistry.

- And tonight's look, it looks so cool as you own the stage

and you walked.

- Giving us this gastric eleganza.

- You've got to walk that leaky gut.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Up next, Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- Cousin Dodie, you were so fun.

I could tell you're a theater kid.

You know how to set up a joke.

And you committed to your character the whole time.

- This look, it's kind of like Elsa

you know, if she were a slut, which I like.

- [laughs] - I just need more.

Like, drag-ify it.

You know, it's icy or cold, sparkle it up.

- Mm-hmm.

- I'm going to probably say this is the most makeup

you've ever had on in your entire life.

[laughter]

- Yeah? - Yup.

- I love that you're taking risks.

I think bigger risks await.

- But we're getting there. - So nice to hear that.

♪ ♪

- Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

[suspenseful music]

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Jax, in the challenge, your portrayal of Jackson

was a miss.

♪ ♪

I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.

♪ ♪

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx, Shamalama ding dong,

you're safe.

♪ ♪

Mistress Isabelle Brooks, in the challenge, we loved you,

you loved us, and we loved you back again.

Con-drag-ulations, you're the winner

of this week's challenge.

- Finally. [laughter]

- You've won a cash prize of $5,000

courtesy of got2b glued.

- Thank you.

I have wanted this for so long.

I feel like I've gotten so close so many times.

And I am finally getting my moment.

♪ ♪

- Anetra, Marcia, you're both safe.

♪ ♪

Spice, your performance needed more seasoning.

Aura Mayari, as the Widow Davenport,

you had a will, but you didn't find your way.

♪ ♪

Spice...

you are safe.

♪ ♪

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you, Ru.

- Cue the sniper.

[laughter]

- It's the last time, I promise.

- Aura, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

- It's my first time lip-synching.

I am feeling fricking nervous

but I'm known for my performances back home

and I'm ready to kill it.

♪ ♪

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

♪ ♪

The time has come for you to lip-synch.

For your life.

♪ ♪

- This is my second week in the bottom two,

but I'm a fierce fucking lip-syncher,

and no one can do what I do.

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

[Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa's "Sweetest Pie"]

- ♪ You've never been to Heaven, have you? ♪

♪ Ooh, this the ride of your life ♪

♪ Hold on, cause, baby I might ♪

♪ I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie ♪

♪ Ooh, baby, we can go fast ♪

♪ I'll drive and you just lay back ♪

♪ I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie ♪

♪ I might take you home with this ♪

♪ I might give you all of it ♪

♪ Come get your dose of the sweetest pie ♪

- ♪ Baby, I'm the sweetest ♪

♪ It's the meanest ♪

♪ Hot girl [...] but I'm cold every season ♪

♪ Boy got that pipe, let him [...] it it's [...] ♪

♪ Booty you like a pillow ♪

♪ He could use it while he's sleeping ♪

♪ Look, don't be going through my phone ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the old me ♪

♪ Ain't the only one trying to be my one and only ♪

♪ Real big, move it slowly, that body like codeine ♪

♪ He a player, but for Megan, he cuttin' the whole team ♪

♪ That body, looking nice ♪

♪ I got cake and I know he want a slice ♪

♪ I wish, wish he would try to put me on ice ♪

♪ I ain't never had the chase [...] in my life ♪

♪ I want that nasty, that freaky stuff ♪

- Aura is clearly trying to block me.

That's fine because I got some tricks up my sleeve right now.

[cheering]

- ♪ Ooh, it's the ride of your life ♪

♪ Hold on' 'cause, baby, I might ♪

♪ I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie ♪

- ♪ More bounce to the ounce, pick it up, put it down ♪

♪ Wanna put his Nutty Buddy in my Fudge Round ♪

♪ [...] tighter than a bitch, he ain't had it like this ♪

♪ Toes curling like they're throwing gang signs on [...] ♪

♪ One thing about me, I ain't taking no [...] ♪

♪ He whipped, I know it's [...] off his old bitch ♪

♪ Cesar Millan, I got his [...] trained ♪

♪ Tryna let a dog know who really running things ♪

- [all cheering] - Oh, girl!

- ♪ You've never been to Heaven, have you? ♪

♪ Ooh, it's the ride of your life ♪

♪ Hold on 'cause baby, I might ♪

♪ I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

- [laughs] Yes! [cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Jax, shante, you stay.

♪ ♪

You may join the other girls.

♪ ♪

- [mouths words]

♪ ♪

Aura, my dear, you are the sweetest pie.

- [chuckles softly]

- Now sashay away.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

[applause]

[soft downbeat music]

- My dead dad will hunt you all.

- [laughter] - Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- I didn't prepare any exit line

because I didn't think I was going home today.

I just won last week,

and I'm in the bottom two and going home.

But I'm very proud of myself.

The biggest takeaway for me, for this experience,

is no matter what hardships you have in life,

surround yourself with the people that you love

and do everything it takes to reach your dreams, always.

♪ ♪

- Con-drag-ulations, queens.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

All: Amen!

- All right, now let the music play.

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

♪ ♪

- Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

You'll be performing in a good old-fashioned

lip sync Lollapa-Ru-za.

- Shit's about to go down.

[dramatic music]

- Baby, I'm not going home. Not today, Satan!

- And it comes with a twist.

- [all gasping] - Bitch!

- Like, do y'all think that's fair?

[dramatic music]

- ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪

♪ Everybody say love ♪

♪ Love, love, love, oh, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love, oh, oh, love ♪

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

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