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They haven't all arrived. Let's wait longer

1, 2, 3, 4, I think it's enough

though not many, but it's just good enough

I don't care how many you are, but since you're here

we'll still go and won't let you down

what do you want to ask?

Nothing?

I'm called Graham

right, the same name as the famous missionary

I'm a Christian

but what is different between us

is that he has a passport but I'm still applying for one

let's not beat around the bush

the most unforgettable thing in my life

took place on my happiest and also unhappiest day!

Yeung lai wah, in the name of the god and of the son

and of the holy ghost, I give you baptism

from now on, your sin is over

and living inside Christ

Don't scare

don't scare

Graham, what happens to you?

L... 1 was once drowned. I fear water

I mustn't get near water

Graham

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ bless me...

Jesus Christ bless me...

Graham

Graham

in the name of the god and of the son

and of the holy ghost, I give you baptism

from now on, you live for Christ

and die for Christ too

Help!

Graham

Help!

I almost died

be careful

reverend! He's dead

reverend is dead

it's not my fault, I didn't know

help him

But I've thought it over

from human's view, the reverend is dead

but from god's view

he just returns to god early

am I right?

Now, I've finished, your turn now

next one, liang chi chun

Don't fool

it's embarrassing to say

many people thought my unforgettable thing

must be with taekwondo

but taekwondo for me

is not unforgettable, but unbearable

foreign work by being trained

but I get trained before going to work

I've thought of giving it up lots of times

why, why must I fall asleep while working

but when I think of only going to work rather than practicing

is even worse

Time's up, it's a pity it's not an event in olympiad

or else I'll surely be champion

do you know this is against the law?

I can sue you

against the law? Have I used it?

Yeah, I didn't see he use it!

It's legal if I have paid

I think you are just a green hand

I'll tell you, I help all the cars in this area

get further away if you want to make money

sorry, that car is under my protection too

what do you want? A race with me?

Let's see who's faster

I won't compete with you

but I'll surely find a way to fix you up

brother black, I'll pay

pay? Do you walk the world like this?

Bitch!

Didn't you say you can run in olympiad?

Why, you didn't take steroid?

Shit, warden

what's the use of running fast?

It's the most important to have milk

get this money to have better food

sorry, I don't take fine

if you want milk, go to dairy shop

so proud?

White panties

right, from human's view, you did suffer a bit

but from god's view, you're better than Eve

the next one is

you dare tell us this, you're really liang chi chun

it's nothing

luckily there're just few people or it will be embarrassing

how come I don't know?

The next one to tell his unforgettable event is...

The problem is not unforgettable event

but how to forget it!

This world is like a waste water gutter

it's full of shit and waste

Here's the villa

let's get back to the night club first

sometimes mice come to steal food

do I look good in these?

Sure you do

why did you lift it up?

He peeps at me, shit

what are you doing? Seduce my lover?

Sometimes stray dogs do bite people

dare you stand still?

I kill you

I must kill you

Waste water flush into you every day

you can never hide or forget it

you have only one choice

You mustn't make a mess in my car

you mustn't make a mess in my car

you mustn't make a mess in my car

Now it's your turn to speak

fellow students

miss

I want to go to toilet, can 1?

Sorry, don't joke

yes, miss

I'm li sin yi, a primary school teacher

no, I should say I got educated by primary school

that was my third day to school

miss

what is it? Cheung siu ming

miss, that bastard took my ruler

what did you say?

That bastard took my ruler

he said rude remarks!

Cheung siu ming, this is too much

I think not only the school must try hard

- the parents must cooperate too - I got it, miss

I'll ask his goddamned father to say fewer rude remarks

thanks

siu ming, you're a boy

how can you shout with them like a woman

you should beat them up

or they'll put shit on your head!

I ask you to stand properly

yes, miss

stand still,

- hands straight - What's on inside?

It's the heung wai man again

went to toilet in class

but chief mo saw this on the way

how can you teach such a student?

Hand straight!

Miss, may I go to toilet?

Have I permitted you to speak?

You can speak after you have raised your hand, huh?

Do you have tongue cancer?

No, miss

louder!

No, miss!

I haven't asked you to bend, why don't you listen?

Chief mo - what is it?

Chief mo, he can't hold on any longer

let him go to toilet and teach him afterwards

miss li, you don't know

he's pretending it only. He wants to make a mess

look at his eyes, look at his eyes

I always wonder what can a teacher do?

Even though I can't help them out

I should lessen their suffering

I hope I can help them

Don't be miserable, miss

don't be like this

Thanks

The next one is wang San hap

hasn't he come?

I think he's striving for money to pay his debts

money is important but righteousness is even more

wai, last time when you got beaten up

who helped you out?

When you got deserted by your girlfriend, who comforted you?

Now you're stronger then you don't need me

you are all lousy

whoever wants to run away will be killed!

You must try to be righteous, fly

you lazy bone, get up now...

Getting up now...

Pay me now...

Is money enough? Go away if it's not!

Put on your glasses and look carefully

everyone is keen on money, come on!

Today, master helped me out

I am so proud

you... you fatty pig

you all want to show off, right?

You must go to hell if I have no position

man, you've taken on a new member, fly?

Yeah, brother

I know he is that sort of love-machine

don't bullshit, come on here

don't push, business seems booming

yeah, waiting for you

choose a pattern for tattooing

there're many patterns

why, have the dragon tattooing on the chest

and you think the bead will fly?

Have a goddess tattooed on your back and it will bless you?

You're too backwards now

what about this?

Tatto from the first page,

and charge the amount you can tattoo on me

don't bullshit, sit down and let me try your flesh

of course my body is perfect

you mean it?

Wait!

What is it?

About my scar...

It's very useful

why must you show your scar now?

What's it?

It hurts so much...

Can I just have my shoulders tattooed?

Shoulders? Can't tattoo many on them!

Can you have the words 'Chinese hero' tattooed on?

Sure I can, but don't know if you can bear

I surely can

Godfather

everybody knows I come for San hap

what are you laughing at? Everyone knows mindy is my girlfriend

but for godfather, can you still smile?

What? Can't I smile?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Shut up!

San hap

we all think that your result last year was bad

I asked you to go cheat women

but you knelt and asked her to marry you

and I sent you for a fight but you said you didn't recognize them

but they all looked alike, godfather

no two persons are exactly alike, you know?

I've discussed with everyone

you don't suit our gang at all

I'm sorry that you must change our gang name

I must kick you out of the triad

are you joking, godfather?

I grew at the triad

parents are not even closer than the triad

your gang name is bigger than the world

I can go nowhere but the traid

godfather - okay

I will help you to duel with the problem between your girlfriend

I am benevolent enough

girlfriend is not a big duel, godfather

I don't want to be his girlfriend, he is not in the triad

fine, godfather

I don't need my girlfriend anymore

nor any money from her

but this woman has promised me

to go touring in Thailand with me

I've paid $8000 for the tour for her

you're smart, give me back my $8000!

It's terrific if there's 20%

but to say the truth

with everyone paying $4000

this is not a small sum for me

sorry, I'm always clear about money

I can't help

I am for grasping little money each day

I never believe you have taken off 40 moles of mine

miss mi, you can't see as they were on your back and neck

I don't care, the most I pay is 30 of them

ok, 10% discount for you, charge you for 36 moles

what about 327?

Ok, 35 then, don't bargain anymore

357 can you charge half? Charge me for 34.57?

Miss yu shin

here is money for 40

I was only joking with you

I never bargain with others

goodbye!

Yu shin, is it my turn now?

Coming

those newcomers are all like this

you won't get bullied by them if you follow me

miss Yung, many freckles have appeared on your face

yeah, don't know why!

Very elastic!

Big is useless, elasticity is the most important

I do understand men's mind best

you have big busts and bottoms

yu shin, if you will work with me

I assure you will earn 10 times more than present

miss Yung, don't joke with me

I am not, do think it over

you have good face, work for a year and you can quit

you can then open your own shop

and you needn't get bullied by them!

Unless you are still a virgin

a virgin is different...

How should I put it

if I say I have never thought about it

then I am lying to myself

seeing people come in spending thousands of dollars

but I don't dare to buy skin lotion

I should think it all over

oh, yu shin

yu shin

I nearly forget to tell you

I've had plastic surgery on my nose and chin

don't massage too hard

Good, the last one will be Daniel

it's a western name, it must be you

unforgettable experience?

It's the moment a guest gave me $200 as tips

so short?

Okay, after this meeting today

I think you know each other basically

I believe in the next few days

you'll know better

and you will energize yourselves more

as tour of our company is exciting and safe

ok, let's meet at the airport at 3 tomorrow

thanks for your coming

refreshment is ready for you, help yourselves

come and eat some cake

miss, come and eat some cake

Don't worry, Mr. chen

nothing happened to the tours before

and our action today is totally confidential

I will ensure the safety of your tour members

but you have me send out the tour without enough members

like this time, only 5 to 6 persons, I'll suffer loss

don't worry, I'll compensate for you loss

night view of Hong Kong is wonderful

don't know what night view of Thailand is like

Liang chi chun you're smart,

you write diary so quickly

I write whatever I see

no one wants to get nobel prize like you

the most narrow-minded is wu yu shin,

she exchanged only $2000. It's done

you peeped into my wallet?

But you laid it aside!

You sly!

Dare you beat me?

What then?

Ok, stand still here

you warden don't deserve sleeping in this room with me

you lousy cosmetic girl, you don't deserve a human

you beat me? Stand there

forget it, all of you

don't make her angry or else she...

She's very horrible!

Dare you threaten me?

Today it is my first time doing so

can't believe I have this strength

and even in such a crowded place

mom, I can't hold on

piss... piss...

Why do you have so many natural calls?

Piss here if you can't hold on

you know how to fight

you kicked me out of the triad

you're great

you're all bosses, I'm not

you just watch on

Graham, we've waited for an hour, where's our luggage?

From human's view, it is one hour

but for god, it's a couple of seconds, wait longer

thanks heavens your god doesn't sell watches

yeah

I mean...

You damned kid... shut up at this minute

you shout and start my nerves

madam, the more you beat him, the more he cries

damn it, you make me scolded by those lousy girls

you deserve this, kid!

Must I beat you up!

Bitch, what did you say?

What?

Mind your words

what's to do with you when I teach my child

I do want to beat him

say it again!

Shit, dare you repeat what you said!

Leader, that tour members want to beat me!

What is it, Mrs. chen?

What's the matter?

Nothing I was teaching my boy

and those bitches want to beat me

it's misunderstanding...

Dare you lie? It's you who wants to beat us, bitch!

Sun moon travel agency? Small tour starts a mess?

I dare not...

Sorry, we're all sons and daughters of god

we should all love each other, right?

You're the leader, right?

Watch out for your members

otherwise I'll make a call and cast you out of tour field

sorry...

You're the smartest guy. What did you say?

Kick me then

I let you kick, come on!

Don't worry, don't be afraid, it'll be okay.

I don't fear, it's legal to beat a child

you are to blame, you lousy kid

don't beat him anymore...

Just at the moment, don't know why

I have an impulse to do something

and I know I am surely right for it

kid, don't cry anymore

you bitch, dare you beat me?

You don't deserve to be a human

you don't deserve I say

don't stir up trouble...

Take it easy...

Mom, help!

Kid, my boy!

My child!

You can't go in

you can't go in

my boy is inside there, boy...

Mom, mom!

Madam, your son is too naughty

- he's too bad - Let me teach him for you

no, I am free, I'll teach him myself

are you okay, son?

We were just happy

like winning a war

but soon I learnt that...

This victory is superficial

822 is for ladies, 821 is for men

after bath, we shall meet at 7 here

I'll take you to see sex show

- let's move. - Wait...

Sir. I...

5000

no aids, very safe

virgin

virgin?

Yeah, no aids

virgin

yes, with aids

no aids

good... you wait

you are a teacher, what is virgin?

What is virgin?

A kind of engine

not possible

a sacred girl, means a girl with chastity

so she wants to sell chastity, what does she take me as?

She thinks I need girls to enjoy?

You needn't be so smart!

I never thought that

yu shin is such a sensible gal

but in a place where chastity is so cheap

I wonder how long a sensible girl can live on!

Here comes late supper

room service? Why so extravagant?

Is it?

I make it clear, I won't pay

I'll treat it, nut

what do you want?

Virgin

which one?

Sell one, get three?

Terrific, you're so big

also virgin?

You lousy culprit

shit

wrong room number

no more wrong

shit

virgin

virgin

three thousand first

ok

Wait a second

Ok

Thanks

thanks

dirty

take a shower first

ok, only for you virgin

no, dirty, take a shower first

I'll wait for you, okay?

Go on, okay?

Wait for me

go ahead now. I'm here waiting

ok

Sir, where to?

To graveyard!

Go to hell!

It's good to be a taxi driver

I'll be a taxi driver when I return to Hong Kong

driving a taxi is 'labiao'

what is 'labiao'?

'Labiao' means...

'Labiao' means running into bad luck

or feeling great

or losing face

or feeling proud

anyway, 'labiao' is the word when you

fail to find an exact word

Don't touch me

I have a feeling of 'labiao'

I saw a girl

who is so different from others

although she's in this stinky gutter

she doesn't belong here

I know when I see her, only I can understand her

horny teacher

horny school mistress

where's Graham?

Help me find Graham

I must ask his god

I've never robbed or stolen anything

I've never killed or burnt down a house

why don't they let me become a triad member?

Come on, Johnny

we've made deals for six, seven times already

what are you afraid of?

Billy, I don't want that kind of bread

don't want that kind of bread

you want hk dollars at anytime

is it?

Sorry!

Okay... I'll adjust the rate

instead of four hk dollars to one U.S. dollar

I'll give you six to one

Billy, I tell you I won't

policemen are all over the city now

you want to us dollar, go to the United States then

oh Jesus

what am I going to do with all my money?

You can go for the girls, man!

If you two want girls,

I'll go back to hotel first

he can't even eat a mango now

give me and aids cigarette

are you comfortable?

No need to massage

come on...

More and later, ok?

What massage?

What is this?

Get dressed

have sex with virgin, no big deal

no, she is under 14

147?

Officer, she is 18 now

no, 16 only - ok

you ok, me no ok

policemen don't wear floral socks

you two think I am nuts?

I pretend to be a tourist, and you as a cop?

Wake up...

There seems to be a fight

shall we report to the police?

It's better to do

what number should we dial?

It seems no sound now

or you let me fire at you

no!

Or she let me screw once!

Don't ever dream

Ann, please save us, I beg you

I'll give you 10 seconds to persuade her, 10...

I will never

- what do you want? - You let him do

- then I can survive - Hands off! Help!

A girl is shouting

what number to call up police?

Ask the counter

it'll be too late then, go out and see now

ok

Help! Let me go

don't let her shout, I'll kill you if anything happens

what has happened?

What's on?

- Help! - Don't shout!

None of your business.

She's a hooker, and I paid her money

I don't want your money

don't shout! Do you want to die?

You needn't help me, Chinese is no weak people

but it's a pity you're from Hong Kong

dare you rape?

Hold him tight

rape?

What's going on?

He rapes the girl

she? Isn't she that virgin?

Who is the man outside then?

- Help! - The one outside

go quickly

help us lock him inside

watch him over

what are you doing?

Don't fight

don't fight

you want to kill him? No way

I must report this to the police

don't report, I can't see the police

it hurts

it's stirred up, we must report to the police

it hurts

it's worse than crucifixion

it makes me sick

this is just the way for him

it's erotic too

Today is the second day we're in Thailand

though we didn't sleep a wink last night

we must muster up strength

seeing me to be so excited

they must think it's because I won the fight last night

in fact, winning is not important

importance is that:

I realized it for the first time that

practicing taekwondo is not for prize only

there is real use in it

what is it?

Have you finished?

Ok, nearly finished

where's the girl?

Inside the toilet

get down if you're ready

ok, you go down first

are you ready?

Fine

this girl is called Ann

she's Chinese born here, not living in Bangkok

she intends to make money in Bangkok

but, before she manages that

she nearly ran into big trouble

with a simple girl like her

she can never live in a big city like this!

Have you packed everything?

Come on, I'll carry it for you

no, I can carry it myself

Ann lives in pattaya

what a coincidence!

We're going to pattaya today too

so we've decided to take her there

look, how happy she is

I want to go to toilet once more

come out quick

- we'll wait for you outside - Ok

I think she must feel strange

how come there're such good people in this world?

It's good I desert them

Come on quick, we're waiting for you

hurry, this way

at first Ann didn't say a word

but maybe she found us to be good people

she started to tell us her background

Ann, I think you mom and dad

don't know what you are up to in Bangkok

all her money gets cheated by those pimps

does it?

Ann, have you received education?

What if she has? She's only a village girl

she will get bullied whatever she works

yeah...

If you don't listen to them, you'll get beaten up

You're so pitiful

Oh, do you have religion?

Jesus is performing miracle again

go on driving now

yes

Ann, let me see you in there

no, I can go in myself

my family doesn't want to meet strangers

wait!

Please donate

you become generous?

I don't want her to be poor as I am poor!

I think it's worth keeping chastity

god will surely appreciate what you have done

and you?

I should contribute too

hope this money will help you, take it

thanks

take care!

Goodbye

goodbye

Excuse me, where is the toilet?

Over there

goodbye

she said she's Chinese but her family don't look like that

I once drove a man from mainland China

he looks exactly like Michael Jackson

I was only saying

I hope our laughter means good thing

and that Ann will never meet culprits anymore

boss, her girl took the money away

it's not my fault, not me!

Then all my $3 million is gone?

All gone. We have to have it printed again

printed again? Our client must rush back to the us

what shall we do?

It's ok, don't worry

we can sell it to small clients like the past

you forget why I look for big clients?

I remember, you want a big deal and shelter for a while

all the news is rumours, I don't believe at all

don't you? You needn't fear that

I asked you to go for transaction but you went for hooker

now you don't fear me

what do you fear then?

It's not my faults, spare me please

good-looking!

Kill him and I'll spare you!

Boss

why fear? Don't you know martial arts?

You hit it right!

Want a try?

No, I won't - want a play?

Hey, can you?

How about it?

Don't you play?

I don't know

go and play, you can definitely hit the target

You use it

what about you?

I can use this

I do like you

I am right for that

put it on

let's take a stroll outside

You remember you did give me a piece of tissue?

It's nothing

It doesn't cost much

why? Did I say anything wrong?

What did you say wrong?

I seldom say wrong, as I seldom say

I only say the truth

Why do you like me then?

Among all the girls I've met

you're the prettiest and the kindest too

kind?

Yeah, even when you were fighting with the woman at the airport

you did fight kindly, very kindly

thanks, but isn't 'kind'

a word for the aged?

A kind person is easily bullied

I am not that sort of kind person

but I know how to appreciate

if you and I...

One is kind and the other isn't

the result...

The result is that we will be very 'labiao'

what?

'Iabiao'

Graham, don't know where li pai yin is!

Even the driver is gone

is it so?

Were they killed by running off of guns?

But we can still find their bodies

will you become invisible when you sleep?

I think they must be playing around

let's search them in separate ways

ok

Move

Graham, you did waste lots of bullets

with so many shots, you hit only once!

Miss, how to find them as pattaya is so big?

We've found every corner of this city

are they up to making love in somewhere?

Don't bullshit

ok, I don't know about the class mistress

but when a man comes to Thailand he will look...

Come on. Sit down first

if a man comes to Thailand and doesn't look for fun

it's like going to toilet without pissing

of course, I am the exception

miss, two beers

ok, 2 baht

is hooker so cheap in Thailand?

Doing once in Hong Kong equals to a week expense here

actually you women from Hong Kong are the happiest

it costs you the same price here

I do want to try

try what?

I want to see

I want to see how much I'm worth...

What did you say?

Help me ask for a price, ok?

Then I will become a pimp!

How can I do this?

Are you from Hong Kong?

What do you want?

Girl from hk, price of Thailand

how much do you pay?

If I want girls from hk, I needn't have come here

look at you!

Foreigner

what?

You see, a girl, how much?

No, aids, too risky

no aids

virgin

virgin?

I don't believe

virgin

You've seen that now. All they want are thai girls

or virgins, which kind do you belong to?

From Hong Kong?

Thai girl?

Thai girl, sure she is

how much?

Give me a price

in Hong Kong currency?

They don't cost so much in hk

thai girls are cheap

Hk$2000, as you like

ok, let me see her first

see her? This is no merchandise

what do you mean?

She looks good

forget it...

Go away, I won't let her do with you

shit, lousy!

Go away...

I can't bear

don't get angry, I know

if it had been me, I'd have offered hk$3000

hk$30007?

Hong Kong currency!

Louder, I can't hear, I am in a bar

- yeah, it's too noisy in here - Graham,

I can't find them

hold on

search more, I'll find with you after this call

I've walked three times, but failed to see them

reverend wang, I failed to find the sinners

all sinners have improved themselves

yes, Jesus did perform miracle

not our Jesus, but Jesus of Thailand

yeah, so I said it's big trouble

wait

brother ho is waiting inside

reverend wang, an angel is coming to show the way

please pray for me, goodbye

miss liang, watch boxing now

I'll go change money and then join you

why do you keep changing money?

Don't know, it was to be my duty

it's a deal

thank you

how come there's Jesus in Thailand too?

Nothing interesting. They keep being beaten

brother ho, 6 to 1 is good for us

6 to 1? Real money is 7 to 1!

And you did change money?

But I've taken much money here

brother ho, we're buddies, please help

we've done only several transactions, small amounts

not yet buddies

but I've taken much money here this time

in fact, there's all news outside

I dare not even if

I had enough money

how about this, brother ho

I must change this money here

introduce me a boss if you don't want to get involved

and I'll go talk to him myself

what benefits will I get if I introduce you one?

You want to get the real boss out?

What exactly are you?

Brother ho, what are you thinking about?

I'm the leader of sun moon travel

we did change money before

two of them disappeared

now the leader vanished too

you don't look a cop

what are you? Tell me

Hide away first

Run away... be quick...

Stand up... now

are you okay?

I'm fine

my leg hurts as you kicked me hard!

Why did they hit you?

They don't like Christian so they beat me

can the two of them manage?

Don't know, but they seem strong

let's not waste time

this is for you

Where are you?

Thanks

Graham nearly got killed as martyr

it's misunderstanding...

Misunderstanding?

Misunderstanding can cause accidents

I got beaten up with misunderstanding

leader, denial said...

We shall dine with Ann, what do you think?

Good, Jesus said one who has mercy on others is good

as they are pitiful too

Graham is right, we did have mercy on others

so now we need a change to be pitiful

Ann doesn't really live here

all she told us were lies

she's like this as she's so young

I feel I lose confidence in human being from now on

Sorry

Boss, they are staying in one of these

go get the money back

move... quick

I didn't use to write diary

but what happened today was too dramatic

if we turn it into a film, no one will believe it

ok, let's start with the breakfast

don't know if it's for this incident of Ann

at breakfast, everyone seems to have to take revenge

Ann, you must watch on

take me to chingmai and I'll give you all my money

Graham, she takes your tour as a bodyguard company

what do you think?

I only have this money

I don't want to be caught back and do this

I beg you, please

why did you lie you live in pattaya?

I worked so hard for this money in Bangkok

I don't want to be made use of, I want to quit now

in fact at that moment

I didn't completely believe what Ann said

but I thought

no matter what she did or said

she didn't want to be a hooker anymore

okay, I'll see you to chingmai

you needn't come but I must see her there

I'll go too

she goes means I'll go too!

She goes doesn't mean I'll go. But I'll go

ok, liang chi chun, I won't go if you won't go!

I'll go

I knew that. Ok

everyone in the tour will go

does that mean our leader will go too?

Take it back

what do you think, Graham?

In fact, it doesn't follow our itinerary so well

yet, Jesus said...

Ok, let's set out

let's go...

Jesus says too, let's set out

get on this bus

Ann, you have so much us dollars

change some for me, will you?

Forget it, you keep changing money!

Must I help you carry you luggage?

- No, I can carry it myself - It's ok

no, thanks

Where are they? Find them out now

they're there. Go after them!

Chase! Chase! Move!

Wait, you mean you've been swindler for 2 years?

Why didn't you go home but you will now?

I can't go home without money

and I used to cheat though I didn't want to

you still go home as your parents had sold you?

They didn't mean to. I was not the first one

what's the difference in weight

with your sister when you were 12?

5 and a half ib, right?

You've earned this $200 thousand within 2 years

why are they brand new?

Nuts, there're banks around

she can't have wrapped them in handkerchief all the time

just then you said if we see you home

then you'll give us all your money, you really will?

I know you won't take it

if we really take your money

and push you down the bus, you'll have nothing then

will you do that thing again?

Sure I won't. It isn't worthy at all

but it's different in Hong Kong

it's said girls in Hong Kong are valuable

are they?

Yeah...

Ask her for it, she knows it best

I... ask them for it

I don't know, I've never got to those places

I'll tell you, such people in this bus

spend $10000 a night!

You're lousy. I beat you

don't listen to him bullshit. It's not that expensive

you mean we aren't worth that money?

Yeah...

Be quick

got it, very soon

You nearly let me killed, you know?

I've said I didn't take your money away

dare you say that? Give me back the money

or else we will both be killed

you deserve it, as you force me to do that!

I didn't take it

I'll kill you if you won't take it out

you forget to raise hands to go to toilet

sorry... I'm very sorry

I know, either you kick all 7 of them to death

or you'd better behave yourself

tell me

I don't know - tell me now

I don't know - Graham,

what are they saying with Ann?

They're uneducated. I don't understand

uneducated people speak a different thai language?

Educated thai can speak english

how about it?

Found it or not?

I haven't found it yet

you mustn't go there or you'll be killed

hurry

don't move

give me the gun

give me the gun

give me the gun

ask them to put down the guns

ask them to put the guns down!

Ask them to put down the guns

don't move

ask them to put the guns down

put them down

put the guns down

put down the guns

don't move... stand still

move over...

Hurry

don't move

get me a gun, get me a gun

he's running away...

Stand still

watch out, liang chi chun

Stand up

got back there

Ann, what do they want to do?

They want to take my money away

you're nuts, you work hard for the money

you mustn't let them take it away

but if you don't give them, they'll pester you

why don't you have them all killed for good?

Ok, I'll do it

it's not mice. It's a real gun, are you nuts?

Leader, you must figure it out

Jesus Christ said...

You'd better let me say

I'm experienced for this situation

all these people are only after money

Ann, say, how much will you take out for them?

Yeah, how much?

All

no away, you mustn't!

You must think for yourself

no, I suggest giving them not even a dime

I'd rather kill them all

I'd rather kill them all

take it easy

if you trust me, I'll decide it

Interpreter...

Interpreter, come out now

we're all out of home just for money

if you give way, I'll give way too

as we'll meet again somewhere

don't bullshit, just give him a shot

have you finished yet? Troublesome

tell them we have a 70% to 30% share

we get 70% and they get 30%, how is it?

They say 70% to 30%

they get 70% while 30% for us

no way

60% to 40% then, she works hard for the money

it's so fair to you

they say 60% to 40%, what then?

No way, we 60%, they 40%

he said, they 60%, you 40%

no way, the most is half and half

make it half and half

right

or we can't resist anymore

both sides. Ok?

Girls just want to keep accounts

you're bosses, you make money easily

you make money like printing

what do you think?

I think it's a treat

give them the money

now it's nothing else

the most important is to let both sides be happy, right?

So we're both happy, we'll make friends in future

- don't take more, it's enough - It's split,

change me several, please

you're annoying, come on, hurry

listen to me, we're of the same group

give you money, and we've settled, tell him now

half is only this?

He said half is not that little

today I'm in bad mood, tell him now

he must keep his words, does he know?

He must keep his words

it's bad if anything more happens

Daniel, where are you going?

Who can tell me why it is so quiet?

Don't panic, it's fine

yeah, it's all over.

Why are you all so afraid?

Ann, do you know where your family is?

Then you needn't be afraid

all their tyres got punctured

it'll be their luck if they can get home

yeah, their gun are all taken away too

with me here, you needn't feel scared

yeah, with our furious Daniel, everybody keeps away from us

it's too dangerous to carry guns, give them to me

I'll keep them for you

give you the guns? Who knows if you'll exchange

yeah

you want it? Take it, nuts

don't worry, Ann

they promised to forget it by taking half the money

I'll never let them off if they eat words

ask your friend not be so serious, okay?

Yeah, ask your friend to be easy a bit

ask you to be easy

ok, I'll sing a song then

a thai song, please listen

Good

I don't know where we are

is this road over there?

Yes, over there

thank you!

How is it? Get it clear?

So we've returned here

what is going on?

We made a wrong turning

but all the roads are nearly the same

yeah, don't worry, I believe god will lead us there

just then, fortunately, Daniel

tried hard to rescue us from risks

do you think we should thank him?

Yeah, come on, cheers!

You now behave like a tour leader

cheers with orange juice

the most important is that we now have guns

if we can take them back to Hong Kong

it's perfect!

Ok, let's make a game

if you can take a gun back to Hong Kong

and let you use it freely, how will you use it?

Ann, choose anyone to answer

Graham, you answer first

give it to the police

but let you use it freely

throw it into the sea

he makes lousy answers. Listen to me

hey... someone's here

let me say, it's nothing to have a gun

it asks for guts

who dare to?

Come and have a duel with me

kicked me out? Godfather, who do you have?

Ok for a duel, who goes first?

5, 10, all!

1,2,3,4,5

your turn now

my turn so soon? Ok

if I had a gun, I'd go change my clothes

I won't go in. I'm scared, I won't go

Great. Let's go home

I must die too

god damned wang San hap, I must kick you out

why didn't you fire at him?

Gun is not for dealing with men

sorry, it's nearly time up again

why, warden?

Want to give me a ticket again?

Ok, you must show me once more the leg skill last time

and I'll give you a reward of $200 at once

since you want, I'll surely Grant it for you

Don't move

miss... no... don't

I'm to blame, miss, I'm wrong

just for a ticket, please spare me!

Don't you want to see performance?

I'll let you see much of it

put down the gun, god will punish

these uneducated guys

what's difference even if they're educated?

This is our affairs, none of your business

it used not to be, but I must get involved now

do you understand, chief mo?

I do, I understand everything now

what was I saying?

Even though a teacher can't help a student

they should not let them suffer

you have tongue cancer? Louder

even though a teacher can't help a student

they should not let them suffer

have I let you hand off

even though a teacher can't help a student

they should not let them suffer

yes

did you hear?

Yes!

We heard it too. We'll call you madam from now on

you become a madam? You're not 'labiac' enough

I have the oysters and you'll see tonight

don't move

why, don't joke anymore

I'm not joking with you

don't make a noise, go over

take it easy

get money out, a bullet if you keep a dollar

miss, where are you from? Do you know who I am?

Scare me? You're a triad pimp, pay double

take the watch off

miss, this money is for courting girls

you mustn't use such words to talk to me

don't ever start my nerves

dare you

listen, I come to catch horny guys

I'm the famous horny-buster

long live horny-buster!

Now we are seven together

- hey... - What is it?

They are after us again

shit! Why don't they keep their words?

How come they're so daring?

No, maybe it's just coincidence

I think they never give up pursuing us

as they haven't found us, we'd better creep

I have ways to stop them from following

do you have guts?

I dare to do anything, what ways do you have?

Use liang chi-chun's way, we puncture the tyres

no, it's dangerous. I won't let you do this

Daniel, will anything bad happen?

Don't fear, they have no guns

yeah, nothing to fear, Daniel

hey, no, it's too dangerous, don't go

they're not human at all

oh, get the bus ready and we shall leave

Softer

Red...

Go away!

Don't move!

Squad down

Give me a gun

Help them into the car!

Sit still!

Chase!

How are you?

Help him care for the wound

be careful, much blood, get a tissue

you must hold on

it's bad, they're after us again

squad down, sit still

How are you?

Don't scare me, Daniel, don't scare me

you're a man but you're a coward too

stop it

Graham

that bullet isn't hard, just let it be

why, are you scared? You're daring when you puncture the tyres

no, I don't want to step into his pace

why, I haven't treated him yet

you haven't taken the bullet out?

How come it hurts so much?

I was only watching how deep the wound is

watching hurts so much?

Graham

we'd better wait after this to discuss the bullet

I think we must all keep calm, let's wait more

yeah...

Let's not wait. I take it out

look

don't shout, your turn now

show me your money

why are you talking so loudly?

Get it out

you want money at this moment?

I want all

so much?

This money belongs to that gang

how much is there?

I haven't counted. How could I know?

You stole the money?

You cheated us to help you steal money?

- You nearly had us all killed - I was only trying

to help Ann quit being a hooker

and half in my mind to help myself out too

but all of a sudden

Ann becomes so complicated

I really don't know if I'm doing the right thing

last time in the ruins, I wanted to give them back the money

wanted? Did you do it?

Who knows what was in your mind then?

Ann, you make me disappointed

we grasped money to help you and changed our itinerary

and got threatened with guns

but you treat us like this now? Where is your conscience?

If not for you

I'd have taken the money away in pattaya

and if not for you

I wouldn't meet them again

and lay hands on this dirty stuff

it's no use complaining, this is forge money

All 3 million is forge money

from inside, these notes look like real money

common people can't distinguish

but if they come to contact with alkaline material

they'll give out a stink

as chemical reaction

even saliva is stinky then

do you know who I am?

Graham

I belong to Scotland yard

senior inspector in private detective field

for the past 4 months

I've been assigned to be undercover as a tour leader

to investigate the forge money case

private detective? I thought he's an interpol

you scare me most

right. I'm not an interpol

but interpol assigns me to

they failed to solve it so they turned to me

no problem now?

Please listen, I'm going to get help

I hope you don't

start trouble before I come back

I'm not joking at all

You mustn't blame her, at least she's not dreaming

You must drink too

can I do without it?

Surely no

I won't drink

Telephone?

There

thanks

Don't move

don't move

Jesus Christ is my Shepherd

where are they? Tell me

Jesus Christ is my Shepherd

money...

Boss, it's no use killing him

take him as hostage

ok

I leave everything to god

Ann, I used to stand by you

but in fact, it's you who helped me

you're strong while you're small

I have no more pretexts then

Come over...

Buddha ruins, Jesus shows up

take 3 million to meet Jesus

Jesus goes to heaven after 3 P.M.

So 3 million is what they want

Jesus goes to heaven after 3 P.M.

It's false good news

I remember what Graham said last night

we mustn't make a joke

we'd better give them back the money

shit, you think you'll be okay by giving it to them?

Yeah, even Jesus isn't in heaven

he gets hung up

nuts, what are you saying?

I mean it

get up, Graham got caught away

chocolate is gone?

Nuts

get up now

I don't take chocolate, it brings me toothache

they're all nuts

I'll deal with them with the most modern way

Boss, can you help us out?

No, it's not our business

how is it?

They say they are for fighting with guerrilla, and none else

shit, they'd rather gamble here

than go to rescue? What shall we do?

Don't beg them. Let's help ourselves, move

if they don't set him free after taking the money

we'll fight with them

right. Ann, you needn't go then

where's wu yu shin?

Ann, give me the money

Can you do it?

I think I can manage to win money

beauty have many us dollar, bet with her

come here

too slow

play one card, okay?

Ok, big win

little lose

ok?

Let's go in and see

ok?

Ok

Ok

You win, I pay double

you lose, normal

ok, it's a deal, start

You win, money yours

I win, I take that

that, no...

How about this?

- With so much us dollars? - She wants to take them

don't worry, go on

ok

No way

you eat words?

- You promised to give us? You regret? - Don't shout,

who are they?

Captain, I'm sub-chief, betting with them

we all lost

you can join us if you like

what are they talking?

You pocket?

I nearly forget

we lost 3 thousand dollars

you me play?

Ok

Ok, you win, yours

but I win, I'll take all the guns

Ok

General

we gambled with several Hong Kong girls

and lost all the guns!

See how many we have come

Where's the money?

They want money

where's the money?

Give us money

where's he?

Where's he?

Graham

Are you okay?

Clean your face first, want some water?

- What are you doing? - Want fresh milk?

- Why are you here? - Don't worry, it's fine

he's here, where's the money?

Drink some, - give me now

you must have suffered

you have sweat over. Let me dry it

don't run, I haven't dried all yet

you are nuts. I said the middle pedal

you said the right pedal!

I said the middle one, not the right one

you forget what you've said?

I said the middle one,

- not the right one - What are you doing?

Listen, give me the money

they want money now

you ask us to bring the truth here, not money

yeah

okay, want to fool me?

No one in Thailand dare fool me

come here

don't joke. They're numerous

yeah, we'd better hide

I'm scared

give them money, life is more important

no money. I've only taken the truth here!

Quickly

How are you?

Take them back

I'll take this card as souvenir

from today on, 2 is the largest in my barrack

yes!

You're so smart

we've in safety now

yeah, we won narrowly

Where are the clothes?

There, it's that pile

come on. We all have different figures

if you become taller, wear mine or yu shin's

if you become shorter, wear pai yin's

nuts, how can someone become taller and shorter?

- Nuts - Don't go to Bangkok again, okay?

Don't cry anymore

Don't cry, be good

Remember to see me if you have time

I'll come even if I'm not free

Graham

Graham

shit, I have never let a virgin embrace me

didn't your mom embrace you?

I like the look when you believe in Jesus

May god bless you

thanks

Don't see us. Go back. We'll start

hurry up

take care of yourself

take care, goodbye

goodbye

remember to come back the see me

goodbye...

Just more hour and we'll be at the airport

in 2 hours and I'll be back to Hong Kong

we can still see a film, will you?

To...

Hong Kong

thanks!

Thanks

We still have two more days.

Let Jesus decide