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(distant car horn honking)

(theme music playing)

MOON GIRL: ? Oh, my feet touch the ground ?

? Here I am world, did I drop a sound? ?

Yeah, I have arrived ?

? And me and my girls want to dip and slide ?

? Swerve, better make way Skur, skur ?

I've got rules to break ?

? But do not stop, now it's time to drop ?

? Ooh, honey boom who's smart? High five ?

SINGER: ? If you didn't know well now you know ?

Moon Girl and Dev ?

MOON GIRL: Yeah, I'm not Dev ?

SINGER: Thought you knew ?

MOON GIRL: Thought you knew, baby! ?

SINGER: ? Genius, inspiration now on par ?

Moon Girl and Dev ?

MOON GIRL: Moon Girl and Dev ?

SINGER: Thought you knew ?

MOON GIRL: Thought you knew, baby! ?

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ANGELO: Possums are constantly

at risk of getting hit by cars.

That's why they need their own crosswalk...

Look! It's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!

(roaring)

Whoa Devos! Take a chill pill!

Devos doesn't need medicine!

Devos needs to destroy!

MOON GIRL: Devos needs to stop talking

in the third person.

Come on, MG! Gim'me your good side!

I said your good side!

Girl! This is my good side!

CASEY: Never mind! We'll fix it in post!

(screams)

Oh, snap.

No!

(upbeat music playing)

Devos will smoosh you like a bug!

(roar)

Ow!

Devos' tummy!

MOON GIRL: Well, if that hurt Devos' tummy

this is really gonna hurt Devos' face!

(cheering)

Oh, stop. You're too kind.

I'm just playin'! Keep goin! We love it!

CASEY: Don't forget to follow and hit that subscribe button!

(upbeat music playing)

So, do I have skills, or do I have skillz!

Casey, this video is fiyah!

Who are you tellin'?

I've watched it 10 times already!

Oh, you know the part when Moon Girl was like... bam!

Then Devil went... zaboom!

And then she did the bap-bap-ba-tah!

(chuckles) Sorry, Ahmed.

We gotta get to school.

Yeah. But thanks for the sammies!

Oh! And hit that subscribe button.

(phone beeping)

CASEY: This video has the fan page blowin' all the way up!

For real? Yo! Look at all these comments!

917KWEEN said "I just love how her hair defies gravity.

? MoonGirlMagic." (squeals)

I mean, technically according to Newton's law

- of gravitational force... - Lunella, please

just take the compliment and read another one!

(chuckles) Okay. Here we go!

SYPHON8TR says "The only thing bigger

than that robot is,

Moon Girl's 4head?

? 5Head? #BigHead?

? MoonHeadGirl"?

Okay, who is this "SYPHON8TR?"

And why would they say that?

My head isn't that big, right Case?

Uh, well, I... you know what?

Let's just focus on all the positive comments.

I've dealt with my fair share of haters and the key

is to not let it bother you.

For example, last week when Eduardo

made fun of my scrunchie, you know what I did?

Punched him and got detention?

- Regrettably yes. - I saw that.

But, do you know what I did the second time

he made fun of it?

I said, "So?"

and "You are entitled to your opinion."

and "Thank you for noticing my bomb scrunchie".

Then I shrugged it off, like this.

(upbeat music playing)

LUNELLA: Oh, the shoulders, you movin' the shoulders.

(sighs) All right, Case. I see you. You know what?

There's no way I'm gonna let one dumb

little comment bother me.

(ominous music playing)

(screams)

Okay, I might be bothered.

DEVIL DINOSAUR: (snoring)

(metal door slammed)

(gasps)

Oh! Hi, baby! Perfect.

Now you can run the camera for me.

- (growls) - Okay, look,

well, let me break it down.

Well, some clown who goes by Syphon8tr thinks my...

I mean Moon Girl's head is big which we both know isn't true,

right Devil?

- (growls) - So, I'm making a video

that scientifically proves my head

is perfectly normal sized.

I got the stats, charts, and X-rays!

And now I just need a cameraperson...

Or dino-camera-saur?

(grunts)

Well, I know you're sleepy

but come on honey!

Help your girl out, please?

We'll play fetch at the park after school?

(growls) Three, two, one.

What's up Moon Girl fans!

I wanna clear up any misinformation asserting that I,

Moon Girl, have a quote, unquote "large" head.

- (grunts) - Now, this is a graph

of head sizes amongst young teens

and my cranial measurement has steadily increased.

Clearly within normal range!

So, in conclusion, you can rest assured

that your favorite neighborhood hero

may have a big brain but does not have a big head.

And cut!

- (squeals) - What'd you think?

Maybe I should do it again, but with more graphs.

- (grunting) - Really? Are you sure?

(growls)

(gasps)

Don't tell it to me if it's not true.

Like Michelle Obama?

Okay, wow, thanks D!

(phone beeps)

Oh! My video must be gettin' all kinds of love!

You posted to the Moon Girl fan page without consulting me?

- What were you thinking? - Okay, one...

Hi, Casey. And two, what's the big deal?

My fans are really feelin' my educational video!

Syphon8tr remixed my video into a song?

That's how the internet works.

(phone clicks)

MOON GIRL: What's up Moon Girl fans!

I'm Moon Girl large head. Large. Large. Large.

What? Those aren't even real equations.

Who cares? I can't believe

that this janky video is getting all these likes.

My graphics are way better.

We gotta figure out a way to get ahead of this thing

- before it goes... - MOON GIRL: What's up

- Moon Girl fans! - CASEY: viral.

Oh, this can't be happening.

There. I just block that trolling Syphon8tr

from the page. Okay?

This will all blow over soon.

This means war.

BALLON: Large...

(slow upbeat music playing)

SINGER: (vocalizing)

It's about to be a showdown ?

It's about to be a showdown ?

It's about to be a showdown ?

It's about to be a show... ?

Hey, Lu. Just came to check on you.

I didn't see you at lunch.

(growls)

Sheesh, have you eaten today?

Just a steady diet of troll for breakfast,

lunch, and dinner!

That's definitely not a balanced meal plan

and besides I thought I blocked that guy.

Yeah, I undid that.

You called him a sea sponge?

(chuckles)

Yeah, I did.

Sea sponges don't have a spine or a brain.

It's the ultimate insult.

Oye dios mio, your nerd spiral

is ruining my work of art. Please stop this!

Never! (laughs)

Help me out here, Barney.

Do something before you fossilize!

(growls)

Devil, I can't play Frisbee at a time like this.

(groan)

(sighs) No big deal?

Okay, then I guess this isn't a big deal either.

- (grunts) - Oh, yes he did!

(growls)

Yes, Devil!

Oh! Let him know what you really think!

Oh! Yeah. Maybe I should type.

You have small arms.

(grunts) Thanks for nothing, Devil!

Lunella, you've left me with no other choice.

That's weird. I got booted out.

(growls)

That's because I've changed the password

and the log-in credentials.

- You what? - (growls)

I was chewin' that troll all the way up!

The only thing getting chewed up is your follower count.

Look. I know you want to best this troll,

but this isn't the way.

(sighs) Fine. I'll stop.

- (groans) - (sighs)

Thank goodness! Well, I'm off to do

damage control on the page and catch my favorite TV show.

Is it the one where the guys picks

a girlfriend based on how she smells?

It's called Love Scent and yes!

Tonight's the finale so catch you later!

- (growls) - Hey!

(upbeat music playing)

MIMI: Looks like someone needs my special Beans N' Weenies.

Thanks, Mimi. I feel better already.

All right chya'll, this next track just dropped today

and already has the city goin' crazy!

MOON GIRL: What's up Moon Girl fans!

Ugh!

MOON GIRL: Large head. Large. Large. Large.

Mimi, has anyone ever said anything mean

about you on the internet?

Child, I don't even use the internet.

At all? Like ever?

You've never been curious to see what people

are saying about you online?

Back in my day, if you had somethin' to say,

you said it face-to-face.

That's it! Thanks, Mimi!

You're welcome?

What? My wings are not over-seasoned!

(Devil groans)

LUNELLA: Okay, I got it, Devil!

We may not be able to beat this Syphon8tr online

but we can check this fool face to face!

(growls)

But first, we gotta find him!

(upbeat music playing)

Moon Girl Head.

- (growls) - It's not a sword, Devil.

It's an antenna.

This baby right here can triangulate the cell towers

used by Syphon8tr.

(growls)

That's right, Dev.

Let's show this suckah, who his messing with!

(machine beeping)

LUNELLA: We're getting close, Devil!

That troll will never see us commin'!

Ooh, I can't wait to see the look on his face when I say,

"Freeze sucker!"

Okay, let's do this!

On three. One, two...

break your self Syphon8tr!

It's Moon... Girl. Uh, Syphon8tr?

Hello?

- (growls) - Yes, I charged

my battery before we left!

Maybe it's busted.

TROLL: You're the one that's busted.

Hello. Moon Head Girl!

Holy spark plugs.

My internet troll is an actual troll?

You know, for someone with such a huge brain,

it sure took you a long time to find me.

I guess bigger isn't always better.

Okay, first of all, everybody knows

the correlation between volume

and a positive outcome is relative to the given situation.

- Second I... - Second I...

- I came here to... - I came here to...

- Stop that! - Stop that!

- I'm a loser! - You're a loser!

- (laughs) - (grunts)

Syphonate this!

How do you like that?

TROLL: A lot actually! It tickles.

Hey, maybe you should try a head butt.

Now that might actually put me in a coma.

Get it? 'Cause your head's like really, really big?

(grunts)

Stinky troll!

Jerk! Ugly fan fart.

Only a momma could love that face!

Nee-neer, nee-neer, nee-nee!

What's wrong fork arms? Can't reach me?

(roars)

You know, you two really do make

a great team.

Balloon Head Girl and Devil Whine-a-saur.

(laughs)

(tires screech)

Girl, you should've left that garlic bread alone.

MAN: After much deliberation, I've sniffed out the girl

whose smell makes my heart swell.

And that girl is...

- REPORTER: Breaking news! - No!

REPORTER: Local heroes Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

are battling a humongous beast!

It appears to be a literal troll under the Williamsburg bridge.

What the?

(screams)

Uh-oh, you almost got me!

(laughs)

(growls)

(panting) I'm gettin' tired too

and this green meanie's only getting stronger.

But how?

I gotta find out what we're dealing with.

An alien symbiote?

Wait, symbiotes have a natural weakness to sonic based attacks.

Devil, you think you could blast 'em with a big roar?

(clears throat)

(roars)

Yeah!

We got 'em.

- (growls) - Ha! You're on fire today, D!

Up top!

So, you're just gonna leave me hangin'?

(suspenseful music playing)

MOON GIRL: Oh. My. Gamma rays.

That felt so good!

Thank you!

(chuckles) Don't mention it.

Ooh! Look out world!

This action figure comes with bonus features!

(laughs)

(roars)

- MOON GIRL: Devil! - Ouch!

I can't tell which got hurt more,

your body or your feelings!

(laughs)

(grunts)

(laughing)

Beating you was way easier than I thought it would be.

Now I'll go down in history as the one who took down

Moon Head Girl and Devil Tiny-arms.

And everyone will finally see what you really are.

A big head, fuzzy haired nobody!

Listen man, if you don't stop,

you're gonna destroy the entire bridge!

Hmm.

Destroyer of Moon Girl and the Williamsburg Bridge.

Oh, no, no, no. Wait! I didn't mean...

That'll actually make me even more famous!

Thanks, Moon Head Girl!

You actually used that brain for something!

Wiki page, here I come!

(upbeat music playing)

(laughs)

(upbeat music playing)

MOON GIRL: (grunting)

How will I ever get out of this!

- Yoo-hoo? - Oh, Casey!

I'm so happy to see you!

You'll never guess what happened...

Oh, yeah? Well, let's see,

was it that you went after the internet troll

specifically after you promised not to and it turned out

to be an actual giant troll who's destroying

the bridge and now I have to wait

until next week's rerun to find out who Marcus chose?

Did I miss anything?

(chuckles)

I had Beans N' Weenies for lunch?

You are lucky the world needs saving right now!

Speaking of which, why are you covered in boogers?

It's not booger!

I ran an analysis on this goop and it looks like

it can be broken down by an acetate compound.

But, acetate? Well, like nail polish remover?

Well, yeah, I guess but who carries...

I got light duty, medium strength, acrylic power,

and this stuff right here can melts concrete.

It is not good for your nails.

Oh, Casey! Did I mention you're my favorite person?

I'm my favorite person too.

(upbeat music playing)

(phone beeping)

(growls)

What's a guy gotta do to make a bridge collapse?

(dings)

Bingo!

(grunting) Booger King over there is tugging

on the bridge string thingy!

The suspension cables?

Well, those are fracture critical pieces!

Habla ingles, chica!

If any one of the cables break,

the entire bridge will fall apart!

What? No, no, no.

I can't die, before Love Scent's finale!

- You gotta stop him! - Yeah, but how?

It doesn't matter what I say or do, he just gets stronger!

Whoa!

I told you not to feed that troll in the first place.

(gasps) Feed! That's it!

That's how Trolls work.

? Williamsburg is falling down, fall... ?

Moon Girl? (grunts)

You're messing up my Wiki page!

No, no, no. Just follow my lead.

(growls)

What's wrong Mega Head Girl?

Hmm? Nothing, but thanks for asking.

Huh? I should be asking you

about that bird's nest you call hair!

It looks like a tumble weed.

Aw. You're entitled to your opinion.

And you're entitled to some decent clothes.

That whole suit looks like, like you sewed it yourself!

Oh, I did sew it myself. Thanks for noticing!

Huh?

She's not feeding the troll, she's starving it!

You go Moon Girl!

Do your thing!

(upbeat music playing)

Calls herself a superhero ?

? But ain't nothin' super bout her ?

Just her four, no, five head ?

It's growin' by the hour ?

? Puny little girl who fights crime on wheels ?

? Look at that mess she calls hair ?

Are you honestly for real? ?

MOON GIRL: Yep, it's for real ?

? Indeed my hair defies gravity ?

? I appreciate you care enough to stop your day and ask me ?

? To understand my verses you're gonna need a thesaurus ?

? My vocabulary's bigger than my pet Tyrannosaurus ?

Yeah! That's my move!

? I clean my teeth with Devil's arms ?

? 'Cause they're small like toothpicks ?

? By the way, why would you choose ?

A T-rex as your sidekick? ?

? A raptor, bigfoot, even a pet possum ?

? They at least they have thumbs ?

That'd be way more awesome ?

MOON GIRL: It's true that me and Dev ?

Make a really odd pair ?

? With his cute dainty arms and my bomb curly hair ?

? Largest brain in the universe meets ?

? World's smallest hands MG, the MC, is a big time square ?

(growling)

Oh, slick verse Double D! ?

? I agree with what you're sayin' ?

? I'm havin' a lot of fun with this rap game ?

? We're playin' so say whatever you like ?

? You're entitled to what you think ?

? And we love getting feedback that's why my websites ?

Got the link ?

? Yeah, well, um, your links stink ?

And your head is like ?

? Um, wait, I already said that ?

Oh, your skates! ?

? They're too shiny and they roll around like ?

Like a plate? ?

Huh?

Oh! We did it!

I know it's gonna work. I know it was gonna work!

No!

Stop cheering or I'll, I'll take down this bridge!

(grunts)

(screams)

Huh?

You're welcome!

(panting)

You saved me.

That I did!

(grunting)

CASEY: The snot blob is getting away!

(laughs)

(grunts)

- MOON GIRL: Possum kid? - CASEY: Possum kid?

MAN: Thirteen-year-old Angelo

had been trying to help the community for a long time

but no one ever paid him any mind.

But when Moon Girl showed up, suddenly everyone was paying

attention to her, which made Angelo extremely jealous.

The Devos fight was the straw that broke the clipboard's back.

Mmm, that was his favorite clipboard too.

His heightened state of envy made him especially susceptible

to Syphonater, an alien symbiote that latches onto hosts

with low self-esteem and feeds off of their negative feelings.

And that's what happened.

I guess I just wanted you to feel small like I did.

But I didn't mean for it to go this far.

It just spiraled out of control.

I never even thought I could hurt your feelings.

You're Moon Girl for cryin' out loud!

(scoffs) Wow!

I mean it's cool you see me that way and all but underneath,

I'm still a human with feelings, like you.

I get that now.

I'm really sorry, Moon Girl.

Can we ever be cool?

Okay, but only if you promise me

to never ever do anything like this again.

And take a big break from the internet 'cause you need it!

And maybe tell us what editing software you use.

I want my videos to go viral too!

(laughs) I promise.

(chuckles) Cool, and hey,

maybe we can team it up one day.

Me? Work with Moon Girl?

Now that's a bet!

(upbeat music playing)

And remember, if they got somethin' mean to say,

go ahead and shrug. em away.

All right, yeah. Let's do it.

I gotta copyright that dance move.

Whoa! Dope graphics, dope music?

- Oh, this is legit! - Yeah, it is.

(sighs) Angelo's table was a success,

the bridge is getting fixed,

and the fan page is poppin' again!

It's just too bad that slimy loogie got away.

Well, I mean hey, there's always gonna be

a hater out there, somewhere.

At least now we know how to handle it.

(laptop beeping)

Skimpy With The Nachos?

Well, I'll add in an extra ingredient just for you!

It's called a can of whoop your... hey!

Mimi, how about Casey and I show you a new dance move?

(theme music playing)

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