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The beautiful island of Puerto Rico.

The blue sky...

...the sun shinning through the clouds…

...and warm weather.

Never thought it would be like this.

What the hell am I doing here?

It's your fault!

Shut up and run!

Raul, it's Nancy. Don't forget to call me to confirm for lunch.

And don't bring any comic books. Be on time.

Hey this is Timmy. I want my comic books today… bitch.

Raul, It’s mom. It's been a while since you called me.

Hey, when will I meet that girlfriend of yours?

Hey, does she like your little comic book drawings?

Anyway. I love you. Bye.

It's not called a comic book people.

It's called a graphic novel. It's a lot of work.

First you have to do a sketch, then you have to do inks, colors, lettering,

All kinds of stuff and then you have a super hero.

Which by the way brings me to this guy.

My creation, my superhero.

Iro.

And there he is.

Standing on top of a building.

Staring at the horizon.

He opens his hand and looks at a beautiful single pearl pendant.

The last reminder he has of Noelia.

The only woman he ever loved.

Yes, I'm a struggling artist and no, I don't work at a restaurant.

Anyway, I'm happy to say I finished the Iro issue…

…number three and started working on the last and final chapter of the…

Iro's superhero series.

I'm sorry you probably have no idea what I'm talking about.

So, Iro was part of a special ops group…

with enhanced human abilities.

They all decided to go rogue and Iro …

...didn't want to have anything to do with it.

And that's how the whole thing started.

Are you with us or against us?

Against you!

Get him!

Feel my knife.

In the confusion, one of the bad guys grabs Noelia.

and the pendant falls to the ground.

Her pendant.

Now that Iro is distracted, Arquitect takes the opportunity

to drag Noelia to his laboratory.

Where he hides his secret weapon.

Where is she?

Where is she?

Where is she?

So...

What happens now?

I don't have a clue.

"200 Letters"

So, you've got me loving you, girl...

So, you've got me loving you, girl...

So, you've got me loving you, girl...

So, you've got me loving you, girl...

So, you've got me loving you, girl...

So many miles to see your face.

I got a feeling I can't change.

And I don't wanna sound cliché, but my heart aches.

Now, I'm living inside your dreams;

You're silhouette is enough for me.

So, if you're feeling the same way;

just call me, you know my voice can sooth your pain.

You know my voice can sooth your pain.

You know my voice can sooth your pain.

Yes you know! My voice can sooth your pain.

You know! my voice can sooth your pain.

Get out of my way!

I'm going to crush you!

I'm not afraid of you.

Hey.

You scared me. I’ve got other customers you know.

I was busy.

What you got?

Come on, I don’t have all day.

Excuse me,

this is an investment.

I’d appreciate better paper quality.

All right give me ten for five bucks.

What? It’s a buck each.

Hey.

It's the economy.

Ten bucks.

Seven.

Take it or leave it.

Fine.

Ah!

Capitalist!

Hey Don Santiago.

Hey.

I have the last issue.

That's great!

Hold on.

Two?

We sold two?

That’s awesome!

Don Santiago!

Hey. Did the superhero find that girl?

Next issue.

Yes, Juan?

I need to talk to you about last night.

Ok.

You know the girl I’m going out with?

Sonya? Super hot.

Super cool.

We went to a fancy restaurant.

We ordered the very best tequila.

And then we started talking about my business.

Oh god.

Hey Raúl

Respect Chalupas to Go.

And I’m telling you this because I’m giving you a chance to invest.

So take advantage.

You give me a chance to invest every day.

Because it’s a good business.

Hey. Did you get any more shifts?

No, I'm done tomorrow.

Oh, good.

Check it out.

Issue number three limited edition.

No shit!

Hey, stop saying 'no mames'.

I looked it up, I know what it means.

It’s a mexican thing.

Anyway, this is amazing.

So does he find the girl?

I don’t know.

I haven’t figured out the ending yet.

Stop!

Again?

With the ADD thing? Come on!

No, it’s ok.

It hasn’t been that bad.

So you were saying?

About what?

About the "pinche" story man.

Tell me.

I know.

In Spanish. Practice.

What happened is that I had the plot very nice..

…but I don’t know how the....

the...the tale, the story....

I don’t know how it ends.

That was great.

Yeah?

Just kidding… sucked.

Anyway, you’ll figure it out.

So, what are we doing tonight?

Some Latino dancing or something?

No, no, no, Nancy…

Nancy?

You are still going out with that psycho chick?

Hey.

Of my limited relationship experience

Nancy...

Is not too bad.

She only gives you crap.

She will never let you do your own thing you know.

Oh, and I’m getting advice from the relationship expert?

How long was your last relationship?

And how much did she charge?

Raul!

That only happened once.

Twice.

Why didn’t you call me?

Ah, Nancy.

I totally meant to call.

What happened was...

You forgot?

You know what, forget it.

This

This is what I’m talking about.

You go in to your little world of comic books…

Graphic novels.

Whatever. You’re irresponsible and immature.

You expect to be doing this the rest of your life?

Hey!

Stay with me.

I don’t know what you want me to say.

This is what I do.

And you are in accounting, I don’t expect you to understand.

Raul.

Nance...

What Raul means is…

Nobody is talking to you.

Oh look at my attitude, I am so freaking hot with my executive outfit.

Yea, you have enough hair gel today?

Hello gorgeous…

Raul!

You know what, forget it.

Eat lunch on your own from now on.

Nancy...

Raul drowns his sorrows away at the local club.

There has to be something wrong with me.

Nancy was perfect.

Well...

Beautiful, smart, a great career, and what do I do?

Mess it up as usual.

I get so caught up with work.

The story.

And the ending, I don’t have an ending.

I don’t have an ending to the story.

'- Hey. - What?

Thanks for listening.

Yea, yea. Bummer man, anyway now that you're single…

Look over there.

Let’s go!

You go ahead, I don’t feel like it.

"You go ahead, I don’t feel like it."

Bartender, two tequilas shots.

Quick, this is a matter of life or death, please.

You have to find yourself a girl to get you out this…

… thank you, out of this shitty humor you have.

Right, so I can forget my psycho ex-girlfriend,

and meet my new psycho ex-girlfriend

sitting over there and start the whole cycle again.

That’s it, think positive.

Ok, please no super hero talk.

Promise?

Ok, let me check, I’m not crazy about the tie…

Ok, let's go.

Excuse me.

You are excused ma’am.

C’mon, let’s go.

Ok, never mind…

…we’re too late, it’s ok.

I think we are right on time.

I think I’m totally in love.

And I’m totally in lust.

...let’s have a blast tonight, let’s dance, drink...

'-You had fun at the restaurant?

Bartender, a round of drinks for these lovely ladies.

The restaurant was really good.

We have to come back soon.

And this?

'- Drinks from the guys over there.

You’re welcome.

Say something.

Enjoy!

Oh my God! They're calling us.

We're so freaking lucky.

Which one you want cause I’ll take any.

I want the one that called us.

Ok, cool.

Boogers?

No, you’re fine. Me?

'- Beautiful. - Let's go.

'- Hello, hello, how are you?

My name is Juan.

And this is my associate, Raul.

Hello, you can look at my face.

I’m sorry, I was looking at your pendant.

Yeah right.

Anyway, I’m María.

This is Daisy, and Carmen.

Hi

Where are you from?

From Puerto Rico.

Really? I’m from Puerto Rico!

'- Yeah? - Really?

From which town?

Well, I was born in New York, but my parents are from Puerto Rico.

I understand it better than how I speak it.

I see.

Girls, don’t be so mean.

Don’t pay attention to them, they’re always like that.

Well. We all speak Spanish. Right?

'- Great!

Daisy

'- We're on vacation. We leave tomorrow to Puerto Rico.

So María, what's your last name?

Sánchez, María Sánchez.

Are you leaving tomorrow?

But we just met.

Yes, well and here we are.

You know, I’ve never been in Puerto Rico.

What?! You must visit us soon!

Really? I can go visit you?

Whenever you want.

Let me show you something.

And this?

It’s a graphic novel, that I’m developing.

Turn to the first page.

Wow. That’s cool.

Look. My pendant!

Crazy, right?

Yes! My grandmother gave it to me when I was young.

It has been in my family for three generations...

...and...here it is.

Excuse me. I’m going to the bathroom.

It’s your friend ok?

She’s fine.

I'll be right back.

Hey, baby.

Dance with me.

Hey, let go of me!

Back off, back off. Move!

'- What are you doing? You are hurting me, let me go!

After defeating Brute and Knives.

Iro finaly faces Arquitect.

You're done, Arquitect!

Justice will prevail!

Too late!

Try finding her in another dimension!

Nooooo!

Justice will prevail!

What’s wrong with you? What’s the matter?

Let’s go! Let’s go!

We need to help them!

Run, like a little girl, run!

Brother, can you hear me?

'- What are you doing? You are hurting me, let me go!

'- Brother, can you hear me?

My pendant.

Go, go, go, go, Manhattan!

My pendant!

What happened?

I don’t have my pendant! I lost it!

'- Oh no!

'- I'm sorry, but we can't go back.

Like I love you. It would be so beautiful, that I entered your garden.

In your garden, where the flowers are wet…

By a meteor shower of love.

Where a wound is heal by a kiss of the moon…

...uncover your inner self.

Raul.

What?

You look like…

What happened to you?

I was at the airport looking for María.

You’re crazy, man.

They were the first one to split when the whole thing started.

Don’t judge, you don’t know what happened.

I know what happened.

They left us in the middle of that mess.

That’s what happened.

Oh good, now we can sell it.

We can’t sell it, it was her grandmother’s.

And what are you going to do?

Iro finds the whereabouts of Architect.

Now he must travel to a distant land to find him.

No shit!

I have things to do.

I mean... I can’t be looking for Miss Puerto Rico.

What about my business, who takes care of that?

Hey, I already said I’ve paid for your ticket.

'- Flight 478 to Puerto Rico.

'- Boarding in 15 minutes.

I don’t think this was such a good idea.

Do you think so? And why is that?

Because you’re scared of airplanes?

Heights, not airplanes.

'- Mommy!

'- Raul please, get down from that tree. Come on, papito!

You can do it baby, come on!

Daddy, I'm scared.

You see?

It's Ok baby. It's going to be alright.

All he needs is for his father to help him get down from the tree.

What he needs is to learn a bit more of Spanish.

Let me do my thing. I know what I’m doing.

Raul, papi, look me in the eyes. Come on!

You can do it, one step at a time.

Show your mamma you can do it! ¡C'mon!

Ok.

Ahhhhh!

Let's see if we die because of you.

Shut up.

We’re going to die.

I think I’m going to throw up.

Don’t you dare throw up on me, please.

Anyway. Did you try to find her in Facebook?

Did you try to Google her?

Nothing.

Oh, brilliant.

She’s cute right? This pale face.

Shhh...hey.

Hey, what?

Do you think this pale face speaks Spanish?

Don’t be ridiculous, please.

Yolanda.

Are you at the airport?

Yes, yes I’m already at the airport.

Yes, the flight is about to leave.

'- Ok. See you in a while.

Ok, take care, bye.

Karma is like a boomerang.

So be careful with what you ask the universe.

Because you might get it.

Ciao!

Raul, papi, look me in the eyes. Come on!

You can do it! One step at a time!

Daddy, I'm scared.

Show your mami you can do it! Let's go!

Ahhh!

Let's go.

Rebeca!

Yolis!

How are you? So good to see you.

You look great.

Oh... I'm so sorry. I’m a mess. I was at work.

The pale face! The pale face!

You’re going to love it, you’re going to love it.

Let's go. I’ll help you. Is that all?

That's all I brought.

The flight left on time. Smooth weather.

Raulito!

Hey!

What is that?

It’s my cousin Pedro. He has come to pick us up.

How's everything?

'- Come over here! - Hi, Pedro.

Give me a hug!

What do you mean "Hi Pedro"?

Speaking English?

Here you have to speak in Spanish, dammit!

I'm sorry, it’s been a long time since I last saw you.

That’s it! You sound “matao," but that works for you.

“Matao”, what’s that?

“Matao”, that you are killing the Spanish…

….a heavy accent, like....crappy.

No, not crappy, maybe shitty.

Shitty?

Oh, crappy…

And who is this?

This is my friend Juan from Mexico.

Welcome. You’re going to have a blast here.

Hurry up . I have a bunch of deliveries to make.

What!?

You know what?

Sit on the back so you don’t crush the pizza boxes.

Another thing, would you be kind enough to...

...dust your shoes before getting in.

No, no, no, wait!

Just take them off and hold them in your hands. Ok?

And what is wrong with him? “Take off your shoes”?

'- Ok, ok, now you go, you go, yes. - I go?

No, no wait, come, come.

I got it, I got it, got it.

'- Woman! Are you crazy?

'- Hey sir, take it easy, ok?

Take it easy, take it easy! I almost ran you over!

Sir...

...our planet is a very beautiful place...

...here you can feel this fabulous energy...

...and I want to thank you for being part of it.

'- That guy is very annoyed.

She's nuts.

And what's wrong with you back there?

Oh look. You have a Target.

Oh no, that is a car rental.

Ah.

Welcome.

Welcome to my little house.

Wow. It's divine.

Isn't it nice?

And it feels a good energy, right?

Yes, yes.

Look.

Rebeca, I can’t take it anymore. I can’t wait to take a shower.

Just a quick shower, put your things over there.

Put your clothes in the closet, I made space for you.

'- Thank you.

'- I’ll be right back. Ok? - Ok.

Yolanda!

Ah. Felipe.

How are you?

Fine, fine.

I promise I’ll have the rent for next week.

You know that if it were up to me I wouldn’t have any problem...

...but you know my boss.

Yes, no, no, I understand. I'm sorry. Next week. I promise.

Next week.

Yes, yes, yes.

'- Is everything alright?

No. Oh yeah, everything is fine.

I’ll shower, be right back. - Ok.

Hey, this is good for your back.

It’s good for your back.

I don’t think that’s true.

Do you have a phone book by any chance?

We’re looking for someone’s number.

Ok guys. I got to go. I have some deliveries to make.

See you tonight.

And don’t forget to bring an umbrella.

Here it rains and stops, it rains and stops.

Puerto Rico does it better.

Ok, ok, Alright.

Sánchez, Sánchez, Sánchez...

Q, R, S.

But...

But there are over 200 María Sánchez's here.

No shit.

Could you stop with that?

Our hero begins his quest with the help of his sidekick.

Yes?

May I speak with María Sánchez?

Hello? I can’t hear you.

I’m looking for María Sánchez. Can you hear me?

I can’t hear you.

Yes. Can you hear me, hello? - Hello?

No, no, no. Over here, over here. Hello?

Go screw yourself!

It’s all your fault.

My fault? I help you with the antenna...

Good afternoon. I’m looking for María Sánchez.

Um...yes, María Sánchez.

Hello. I’m looking for María Sánchez.

Yes?

With María Sánchez please. We met in New York City.

What is this about?

What do you mean what’s this about? Who is this?

Her husband. Who the hell are you?

Hello?

Hello. I’m looking for María Sánchez.

Oh dear.

She died fifteen years ago.

Oh I’m sorry. My condolences.

Seriously. You want me to spell María?

María Sánchez?

María Sánchez.

Hello.

Hello María. This is Juan, we met in New York...

Do you remember me?

Who's this?

This one is deaf.

With Juan. I already told you. Juan.

Excuse me. I don’t know you.

With María, please.

María.

María.

María.

María.

Umm..what was her name?

Good evening. I'm looking for Saría Mánchez? I mean.

Don’t touch that.

'- Should we get something? - Yeah.

Did they mugged you?

'- Are you ok? No, no. Thanks for coming.

Good. Uh... I'm so sorry but...

...this is a stick up.

Hey!

I'm really sorry. Things are not going very well...

I lost my job, I have to pay for the car, the house...

...kid’s school, so please...

...your money.

Quick, please!

No, no, no cash only.

Thank you very much. Uhh...

..now your cellphones please.

Cellphone, quick, quick!

Thank you very much. Uhh...

Thank you very much for cooperating...

...and have a good evening.

Such a nice thief. Right?

You got mugged?! Where?

In front of the building.

Oh my; I’m so sorry.

Things are not going that well over here.

Should we call the police?

Are you crazy? Forget about it.

This is for you guys.

Thank you.

What matters is that you're okay.

So. Did you find the number you were looking for?

The problem is that there are over...

...two hundred María Sánchez in the phone book.

And what are you going to do to find her?

Well. Can you help us?

No, no, no. I have to work.

C'mon don’t be like that. You have a car.

But what do you want?

You want me to put and ad on the newspaper?

C'mon. Don’t be like that.

No, no, no. You're going to have to get a driver...

... to take you around the island so you can find her.

Otherwise, what are you going to do?

Well, here we are, calling over...

...two hundred María Sánchez over the phone.

Are you guys crazy? Write a letter instead...

...and send it to them all at once.

That way you kill two hundred birds with one stone.

"Dear..."

"Dear María:"

No. That's horrible.

"Dear María, I haven't stopped thinking about you."

"Dear..."

How can I say...?

What?

Read it and learn.

"Dear María", colon. Right?

"I think this letter will be a big surprise for you"

Comma...

"...the hope of finding you… I only know your name…"

This letter is so gay...

...but it works.

Cousin. Can I use your telephone number in the letter?

We're family, but my plan...

...it's by minutes.

Write an email instead.

Let's go.

I like to walk the streets of San Juan…

and fill my head with timeless stories.

getting lost in Tetuán...

...walking to the bar, there will be those who never left…

and the ones who are coming back once again.

I like to walk the streets of San Juan…

I love hearing from a balcony the storytelling of the elders…

Their accent, their flavor, their mother tongue and its color…

and history of a people who fights against the wind.

Uh, oh.

sitting at a bar…

knowing that something good will happen.

Uh, oh.

The nights will go away… lost in the streets of San Juan.

We've walked everywhere.

Wow, wow, wow.

A girl by herself, at a table.

'- Ok, but we were going to eat.

An opportunity that a Mexican...

...would never pass Raul, never.

The nights will go away lost in the streets of San Juan.

Bravo! Bravo!

Beautiful, right?

Puerto Rico is beautiful.

Waitress, two drinks of...

...whatever the young lady is having.

I'm sorry. What is the lady having?

Ah. Bacardi mojito.

Great. Two mojitos.

And another one for my new friend?

Yolanda.

Yolanda.

I'm with a friend.

Wait! Even better, don't you think?

Four mojitos, please. Four mojitos.

I am Juan and this is my friend, my good friend Raul.

'- Hi Raul.

'- Hi.

'- So, can we sit with you so you don't wait by yourself?

I think that's better, so, you know…

Do you happen to know a María Sánchez?

María Sánchez? No, no.

But you can meet my friend…

Oh Rebeca, meet my new friends, Juan and Raul.

Yeah, yeah, we already met.

Yes, what happened was…

They thought I was a gringa...

...and they called me pale face at New York's airport.

Please... we are so sorry for that bad joke.

Please accept this mojitos as a peace offering.

Do you see how small this world is?

Karma.

It's ok.

Apology accepted.

Let the good vibes be with us.

Yes, cheers.

Cheers.

Nice!

Where are you from?

I'm Mexican of course.

And I'm Newyorican.

Rebeca...

Mexico City.

From Mexico City too.

Our first time in Puerto Rico.

Oh really?

We are on a quest.

Of what?

The love of his life, he says.

'- Really?

No, it's just that…

Don't start with that.

Tell them, it's a great story, tell them.

Ok, we were in New York and…

I met this girl...

...nice, intelligent...

...and there was an issue with this guy and...

...we got separated and ...

...here I am, in the island, looking for her.

So, that was like love at first sight.

I don't know. Maybe.

No.

What?

'- What's that? - It's just that…

I wrote a letter to help me find her.

Can I read it?

Of course. I checked the spelling.

'- May I?

'- Let's see.

Let's see…

"Dear María:

"I think it will be a big surprise when you receive this letter.

I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

I have something very important that belongs to you.

I'm in Puerto Rico at this moment...

...with the hopes of finding you.

I only know your name and I remember every detail of your face...

...your friendliness and more than anything your beautiful smile.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.

Well, here I am, In your beautiful island.

Looking for you.

I want to finish our conversation.

Waiting to see you soon.”

Oh, how romantic.

Auuu!

'- How nice!

So romantic. I like you better now.

Well, now what? What happens now?

Well. I don't know. I talked to my cousin...

...and he said that we should get a driver...

...to take us around the island, we don't know our way.

Yes.

'- Thank you - Thank you. Very kind of you.

'- Allow us please. - No, no, no, no.

No way, allow me please.

After what happened at the airport of course...

...Raul.

'- You're completely right.

Hey, from which part of the D.F. are you from?

'- From Del Valle, and you?

'- Polanco.

'- How posh.

'- You know what?

I have the perfect solution.

Rebeca and I will help you find María.

What?

Excellent idea.

'- Right?

Well, you guys need to hire a driver...

...hire me and I'll drive you around the island.

'- Perfect. Right?

Well, maybe...

It's one hundred fifty dollars per day, plus gas and expenses.

Extremely reasonable.

Could you give us a moment please?

Sure.

Yolis, I said I could lend you some money.

I was going to try to lower the price.

She's worth it.

We're just going to travel around all of Puerto Rico...

...with all expenses paid.

Remember, we're here for María Sánchez.

You're here because of María Sánchez.

I'm here for Yolanda or whoever gets in my way.

Anyway, we help them what? …two days and that's it?

Well, a new adventure is about to begin.

Exactly.

Sixty. Sixty e-mails.

No shit, and now what do we do?

"Hello Raul. Forget about María Sánchez, come with me...

...and we'll have some real fun."

The gay letter worked pretty good, right?

"My deliciousness, I'm waiting for you.

Come here and find out what's really good."

"Raul, what a surprise to hear from you...

...I'll be waiting for you at home tonight.

145 Estrella Street, Urb. Solis."

Of course we should call the girls.

Yolanda most of all because she's hotter than a plate of...

...green enchiladas with swiss cheese on top and it's cream…

'- Are you hungry? - Very.

Ok. Relax.

Hey, this is very weird around here.

Let me see that address.

It's ok, I'll ask those people.

No, no, no, hey, wait a second.

Finally, now that we're alone...

...tell me more about yourself Yolanda.

Tell you about what?! Go with him and help him!

Good evening.

'- Good evening.

Tell me, tell me what you want, come on, quick.

'- We're looking for…

Relax. I know what you want, here.

I have tickets for Shakira's concert...

...I have another for the Nutcracker's ballet...

...oh and look I have another for...

...Beauty and the Beast, the musical.

Do you have for "Rent"?

Look, that's good but we’re…

...looking for an address, If you could help us.

Wait, wait, wait, an address? Let me see.

Well if you give me a tip I'll tell you where it is.

'- Sure, that's no problem.

I have five dollars.

Good, very good.

You know what? I can take you there…

What's going on in here? Huh?

Good evening, officers...

...he was helping us find a place.

Oh look at him, he's a "gringuito".

'- I'm not a gringo, I speak Spanish.

But you are "killing" it. Right?

Look, I don't know about "killing it", everyone's saying…

I haven't killed anyone!

Calm down, calm down. Ok.

'- Shut the hell up Raul.

'- And where is this guy from?

Yes, Mr. Officer of the law of Puerto Rico.

Nice to meet you, I'm Juan from Mexico.

'- Oh Mexico… - Yes.

Have you ever been to Mexico?

No, I haven't, but my cousin did.

Mr. Officer of the law of Puerto Rico...

...I'm sorry for this misunderstanding.

My friend and I were…

Bro, bro…you're like in 10, I need you in 3. Really.

'- Why the arrogance, 3 or 10?

Hey, hey calm down!

You know what, we haven’t done anything wrong…

and I know my rights.

What's this?

'- Tell me about your rights.

Officer, wait a moment…

What's going on in here?

We're looking for an address, this is a misunderstanding.

What address? What address?

This one! In my hand.

Look, it's over there. That house over there.

'- I want you out of here now. Ok?

Yes, very fast.

Thank you very much, so sorry.

'- Hey, what happened?

He's buying scalped tickets, so he gets in trouble.

We're here.

I need a minute.

María Sánchez!

It's Raul!

I wrote you a letter.

Hello handsome, you're the guy from the letter?

Oh, I read it, I loved it, I had to meet you.

Are you the "gringuito"?

No, we are mistaken. Sorry. I'm mistaken.

No, I'm your María Sánchez.

No, sorry, we're mistaken.

'- Don't go. Come have a drink. - No, it's ok. Goodnight, Sorry.

Have a drink with the lady.

What happened? She wasn't María Sánchez?

She has changed a lot.

Really? You made a cute couple.

Hey, don’t be mean.

Be careful with the Karma.

Oh, the Karma!

'- Send this paper along with the police report...

...to the insurance company.

It's a hundred forty dollars for the tow.

Sure, sure.

Here you go. Thank you.

Come in. Come in.

Do you want something to drink?

No, it's ok.

A little wine would be perfect, thank you.

Your cousin was right. In Puerto Rico...

...rains and stops, it rains and stops.

Yolis, don't worry.

There's a reason why this is happening, the universe…

Rebeca.

I'll be happy to help you, Yolanda.

You know that your friend is a bit crazy, right?

'- But she's right.

'- I mean, the universe wanted us to meet.

Otherwise. What are we doing in Puerto Rico?

'- Raul and I. - Yes, yes, yes.

Could you help me with the wine?

'- Of course - Ok, the glasses are right here.

Thank you.

That’s a drawing I made in art school.

Really? Wow.

I’m impressed.

Really?

Yeah, really.

What program did you use for the rendering?

It's an architecture software.

Oh, I’d love to see it some time.

Ok.

Yeah, do you have more of your work? I…

Yes, actually it's very evident...

...you can see what her work is about...

... and you can clearly see the lines. Right?

Uh…

...like that.

Yolis, show them more of your work.

No, no, later.

Talking about work, I want you to know that my friend...

...more than a friend, my brother Raul, is an artist...

...because of my insistence of course.

He's developing a series named Iro...

...it's a super hero called Iro.

'- Is it like a comic book? - Huh?

Ah...graphic novel.

Let me see more of your work.

No, no, no…later.

Of course. Later then.

How about we toast for this marvelous encounter?

That we've had here in Puerto Rico, cheers.

'- Cheers. - Cheers.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Whatever you want, we can…

Ok, so Iro traveled to a distant land to find Architect.

And now what?

A solar flare disrupts Architect's Laboratory…

Activating the dimensional portal.

A mysterious woman comes out.

It's Noelia!

But there's something different about her.

My face.

Ok, thank you.

Well...

...it has a few things, but…it runs well.

Very nice the weather in Puerto Rico… right?

It's so hot!

The address is over there.

'- We'll wait for you here. - Ok.

This junk has no air conditioner.

Yes, I noticed.

Here it is.

'- Here? - Mjm...

María!

María Sánchez!

Hey. Take it easy.

Who are you?

'- Undercover agents! Police officers?

Go screw yourselves!

What's the matter, huh? What’s going on in here?

We're looking for María Sánchez.

I'm Raul, from Nueva York.

Oh, you're Raul.

You wrote such a beautiful letter Raul!

I had to meet the man behind those words.

Come in, sweetie.

No, no, I'm sorry to bother. We're mistaken.

No, but I am María Sánchez.

Have coffee with the lovely lady.

No, no. I'm sorry. We're in the wrong place.

But don't go…goodbye.

'- Are you thirsty? - Hell yeah.

What do you think?

This way.

Have you tried a malta before?

No ifs, no buts, no education cuts!

We are students not criminals!

No ifs, no buts, no education cuts!

No ifs, no buts, no education cuts!

'- Hey! What's going on!

Friends, friends, this is something peaceful!

This is a peaceful strike!

It's something peaceful, Raul!

Please! This is a peaceful strike!

Let's keep calm! Let's keep calm!

It was a malta!

How do you open this door?

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Stop!

We got to go! We got to go!

Open it, open it. Go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

It was just a malta!

Let's go! Let's go!

'- It was just a malta! - Ahh! Ahh!

It was just a malta! We got to go!

Throwing bottles in the street, very clever.

But how is it my fault?

I feel that I owe you as I feel that you must...

I never wanted too much if you do not give back.

I have things in my suitcase that do not weight too much.

But I carry your memory on my back.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

Excuse me, we're looking for Marisol's house.

Marisol?

Look, keep going straight, straight, straight...

...when you make it to a hardware store...

...it's not there.

You keep going, straight, straight…

...when you arrive to the avocado tree...

... it's not there either.

Keep going, you're going to see a wall...

...then you're going to see a small blue house...

... right there.

'- Ok, thank you. - No problem.

Have a nice day.

Good morning. Is this Marisol's house?

Thank you.

And who are you?

Raul, from New York.

Oh, you're the one from the letter.

Come in. Sit down.

They call me Doña Marisol...

...it's been a long time since anyone has called me...

...by my real name, María Sánchez.

But, you know what? The saints...

...brought you here with a purpose.

They have something to tell you.

Give me your hands.

Oh my God!

What happened?

I forgot to call my grandaughter Victoria...

...to come pick me up.

Nah... I'll call her later.

You're a very noble person, with a good heart...

... but you have a friend that is holding you back...

...and confuses you.

You have to get rid of him to succeed.

And what you're looking for... you will find it.

That's it?

That's it.

It's twenty dollars.

I already knew that my friend is a moron...

..and that I will find María Sánchez.

Yes, but things are not always as they seem.

Be careful...

... you may get some little surprises.

'- It was about time. - What happened?

'- Well? Was it her? How is she?

She's hot right?

He stayed having a little chat and coffee.

'- You took a long time. - What did she say?

'- She didn't say anything new.

It was a waste of time.

'- Tell us.

'- And if it wasn't her, why did you take so long?

'- Guys, it wasn't her.

'- "Be careful, you may get some little surprises".

'- Oh my God! That guy!

Great driving style, man.

'- But he didn't even look at the car...

'- ...like he owns the road.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

To where I go.

Ok. This is ours.

'- What do you think of this place that...

...God put on our way, beautiful...

... let's go and have some drinks?

Yolanda?

Ah...nah. Don’t think so.

Yolis. The key.

Good night.

I said Yolanda, anyway.

How annoying.

Kids, can’t take them anywhere.

I owe you for today.

Oh, no, no, don't worry, we'll deal with that later.

Are you sure?

It was fun today.

I had a good time.

Yeah, me too.

I see you later.

What a beautiful day!

Beautiful, beautiful…

Hey!

Let's go!

What are you waiting for?

It’s beautiful, let’s go.

Oh oh eh ho

'- Let's go Yolis!

It’s alright, it’s ok. There is nothing wrong.

It's alright.

It’s alright, it’s ok. There is nothing wrong.

Oh oh eh ho

'- No way! - I can't believe it!

'-Take it easy. - I told you it would break down.

'- Why is this happening? - It's ok.

What happened?

The car broke down. Is there a garage nearby?

Sure, sure. Keep going through this road all the way. Ok?

You're going to see a huge tamarind tree…

…right there… is not the place.

There's a bakery straight ahead...

...turn left, after two blocks...

...another left and you're there.

I'm sorry but... how?

Are you from New York?

Yes, how did you know?

I lived in the Bronx.

Oh, and what are you doing here?

I'm retired.

That's great! If you could help us...

...to take the car to a mechanic...

It would be great.

Well, there's the problem…

...because today is a holiday. No one works.

But...

I'm going to call someone that can help us.

Hey...

Armando, here.

Yes...

Yes...

I'll see you.

Yes, yes.

Some friends are coming to help.

Great.

Did you guys have lunch already?

Of course not, sir...

...we're starving.

Then I'll invite you to lunch.

No, no it's ok really.

Thank you very much, we're so grateful.

But we'll pay everything

Well...

Seven fifty, without tax.

What?

See? The universe provides.

It's alright, it's ok.

There's nothing wrong.

Oh oh eh oh.

It’s alright, it’s ok.

There's nothing wrong.

It's alright.

Oh uh oh.

Oh uh oh.

'- And do you have a place to stay?

Not really.

Come with me.

I'll take you to a friend's house.

'- Perfect.

There are steps to follow.

It's alright.

'- Oh uh oh. You'll be happy if you try.

Well guys, I'll look for my friend in the back.

Wait for me in front of the house and I'll find you there.

There's only one way to believe.

It's alright

What a beautiful view.

Yeah.

The sun gives vital energy to every being on this planet.

'- Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee...

…blessed are you among women, and blessed..

...is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

'- Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee...

…blessed are you among women and blessed...

...is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

'- …blessed are you among women and blessed…

'- .. is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Bro…

...this is the twilight zone.

Urgh...

I don’t want to be here with that mummy.

Yolis, don't talk like that.

Guys, c'mon. Let's look for...

... for Don Armando, maybe he doesn't know this guy is dead.

Is Armando here?

And here we are celebrating...

...Don Reynaldo's funeral.

Ehh..I'm sorry.

But why do you celebrate your funeral?

Because I have the coffin and I like to celebrate it every year...

... to see who of my friends really like me.

60 to 100 people attend.

Reynaldo, what happens is that their car broke down...

... and they don't have a place to stay.

I have a place they can stay.

Really?

Yes.

Yes, perfect. Which…

...credit card do you accept?

No, no. I only take cash.

Well, we don't have any cash.

You can stay but you have to clean the waiting area...

and water and feed the cows.

I've lived here...

... all my life...

...and this is the first time I work in something like this.

Me too.

Shoveling crap!

Look. I'm sorry for all this, this is crazy.

Yes! Making me work so hard!

Sorry.

No. I'm having a good time.

'- Moo! - Moo!

Where's Rebeca and Juan?

Really, really?

What do you want?

'- So, what are we doing now? - Ah...

Feed grain and give water to the cows.

Ok, well you guys take care of the grain...

...and we'll take care of the water, that way we'll finish faster.

Perfect!

Let's go.

Moo!

We better find that freaking María...

...because I can't take this anymore.

Look, we're almost finished, and besides...

...look at what we were missing...

Isn't it amazing?

I'm from here, look at the sky, the countryside...

You're having a little bit of fun!

Yeah, it's incredible.

What is not incredible is shoveling crap...

... in any country. I mean, no shit.

Look! Stop it with the "no shit" already…

What did I say about that?

It's a saying, don’t be so delicate, it’s a saying....

...besides Yolanda doesn't pay attention to me...

... and that nuts of Rebeca with her Zen and mother of the universe...

I don’t know what I'm doing here.

Maybe it was a mistake to bring you.

You're distracting me and confusing me.

No, no. You confuse me with your lame jokes...

I should be in New York, taking care of my business...

...not shoveling crap in this freaking farm.

Besides, let me complain! Alright!

Calm down, please!

I won't calm down, 'pleazzzeeeeee'.

Calm down.

I'm already calmed.

It's all your fault!

Shut up and run!

It's so beautiful here!

Beautiful.

And how peaceful, right?

Beautiful, beautiful.

Ah! Run!

Use your inner strength!

They really like that food.

Excuse me. I'm going to take a shower.

I smell like a monkey.

Please do.

“Use your inner strenght!”

That was good.

'- That was very athletic.

You laugh but I cleared the fence.

What does it say?

Let's see.

Oh, how cute.

Don Reynaldo...

... he's inviting us to a party.

How nice.

'- What are you doing with the cold water! C'mon Raul!

Don't mess with the water!

Ah! Freaking Raul! What's wrong with you man!

Everything shrunk because of the bull...

...and the cold water doesn't help bro!

Now you did it!

I'll beat the crap out of you!

I'll beat the crap out of you!

'- Come. The car's ready. - Ah!

Oh please. That piece of junk!

Armando!

Tarek!

Don Armando.

Hi.

The key.

Thank you.

Some problems.

The radiator...

The brakes...

Alternator...

You need to take it to a real mechanic.

This is a temporary fix.

How much I owe you?

Nothing. It was my pleasure. A gift.

Allah will reward me.

He says it's all set.

Thank you.

It was nothing. My pleasure.

'- What's this? - It's 'pitorro'.

I made it.

This is strong, my man.

Give me some more.

I like the music.

'-Thank you for helping with the car.

Hello Raul. Great music.

And with my tasty song, will dance till daybreak...

Yes, oh yes, I want plena.

And with a tasty song, will dance till daybreak...

Cheers!

Cheers!

Woo!

The flavor is more intense...

Really?

Cheers, everyone!

Cheers!

Cheers.

What a great party! No?

I love you, man.

Love you too, papi.

I...

...love you, man.

I...

Go to sleep.

So what’s up with you and...

...and Yolanda?

Yolanda and me?

Are you blind, man?

Oh, you are blind!

Eyes...

Please, wake up in there.

Good night, Juan.

'- You're very funny - Yes! Yes!

Everyone to sleep.

Hey, it’s my favorite comic book.

Excuse me, graphic novel.

Can I join? - Sure.

Oh! use your inner strenght!

Cheers.

Cheers.

How far did you get?

Let's see? Two more pages. That's it.

I'll read them with you.

No, no. I like to read it by myself.

If you want, sit there while I finish.

Over there?

Sit over there while I finish. I swear...

...I'll finish in two seconds. Let me finish.

What you are looking for is closer than you think.

Her journey from another dimension has physically transformed Noelia…

...turning her into…

What happened to her?

Don't move.

What are you doing?

Nothing but please don’t move.

'- Let me see, let me see. - No, no...

And who's this?

Is that me?

She doesn't have a name yet.

And why did you name your superhero Iro?

Well...

Sounds chinese.

No. Iro means "man" in taíno.

Oh, ok.

How do you say woman?

Irauna.

Irauna?...

I like it.

Irauna it is.

Irauna.

Irauna.

Irauna.

Irauna.

Irauna.

Don't mess with me!

Sorry...

Did I hurt you? Are you ok?

'- No, Irauna, hurray! - Sorry.

Sorry.

Juan.

Silly Juan.

Juan, wake up! We got to go!

Hey, hey, hey...

Spider, spider, spider!

Rebeca.

Are you coming with us?

'- In a minute...

I'm feeding my spirit with this wonderful sunlight.

C'mon Rebeca, hurry up!

Ok, I'm done.

They don’t let anyone meditate in peace.

Ok, there's a María's house here…

...and another María's house over there.

Let's split up in order to visit them both at the same time.

Ok. I'll go to this María, then.

Ok? Perfect.

Yolanda, let's go.

No. I'll go with Raul, you go with Rebeca.

What can I do? I'll sacrifice myself.

Whatever you want.

Let's go, Juanito.

I'm going to see if she's the María we're looking for.

Ok. I'll stay here then.

She's with you.

Right.

'- Uff...It's so hot.

What's the matter?

Let's help him.

María!

María Sánchez!

Yes. Can I help you?

Oh... Forget it ma'am...

I was looking for María Sánchez.

She's in school, she'll be back soon.

Come in.

Oh that's great.

My name is Juan.

Come in. Come in.

Thanks.

'- Ok. What should we do?

That crappy kite, let's go.

C'mon, don't be like that.

He looks like the cat from Shrek.

you kow what? I'll do it.

No, no, no, no....

I’ll do it, I’ll do it.

'- Daddy, I'm scared!

'- Raul! Look at my eyes! Come on! You can do it, one step at a time.

Show your Mamma you can do it!

C'mon!

Nice to meet you, Luisa.

Juan, like I said ma'am. Nice to meet you.

Close the door, this cat is really something...

...he takes off to the street, you know.

Yes.

This is…

This is…this is terrible, terrible.

Go Misusu...

'- Go.

Yes?

María?…there's a friend of yours waiting for you here…

Hold on. What was your name? I'm sorry.

Juan…on behalf of Raul from New York, about a letter.

He says he's Juan on behalf of Raul, from New York…

...about a letter, something like that.

That's in your bedroom?

Just a moment.

'- Sure.

It's in your room? Ok.

Of course... right. Yes..

'- Come down already, hurry up!

Just wait a moment.

No! No! Freaking cat!

Freaking cat!

Stupid cat!

'- You're heading home now?

Yes. Ok.

She's coming here right now.

You know what? Don’t worry because I'm looking for...

for... for another María. It was a mistake.

Don’t leave yet.

Don’t open the door, the cat will get out.

No. I saw him. He's in the other room.

Go look for him.

My cat!

My cat!

You studid jerk!

But, but...

You idiot!

But he's moving his tail, ma'am. For God's sake, he's ok!

Ahhh!

Hurry up and come down!

Let's go.

What did you do now?

I think I killed a cat.

You killed a cat?!

'- He was still moving his tail. That's not what matters...

... there's a psycho gardener that wants to kill me. Let's go!

Oh my God! This is crazy!

You earned it!

I'm sorry, really sorry, I don’t know why this happens.

I'm just...

I’m not great with heights.

It's ok. You would have done the same for me.

I'm really scared of cockroaches.

I'll protect you against any cockroach.

We have some big ones in New York.

Ew!

Disgusting!

María!

María Sánchez!

Yes. Can I help you?

Hello. My name is Raul. I'm from New York.

I'm looking for María Sánchez.

I'm María Sánchez.

You're Raul? The one who wrote the letter?

Aha...

'- Come in this way.

You know what?

I'm going to ask her something...

...wait for me here.

I'll be right back.

Ok...

The letter was so pretty...

...I was dying to meet you.

Thanks...

Grandma...

Grandma!

She can't hear very well.

Grandma!

The one who wrote the letter is here!

He wrote the letter. The nice one I got.

Remember?

Excuse me, may I use the service room?

The what?

The bathroom?

Oh, the bathroom.

First door to your left.

Thank you so much.

He wrote the letter I showed you.

Remember?

María!

Uh...

María Sánchez!

It's everything ok?

There's no toilet paper.

I'm sorry. Hold on. I'll bring you some right now.

Here you go.

'- It was about time.

We gotta go.

'- Good morning. - Good morning.

Do you know how to get to Don Reynaldo's dairy farm?

Ok, you see the house over there?

Right there is a little road...

...that takes you to the other side of the mountain...

...and the farm is right there.

'- Thanks. - At your service.

Very quietly and calmly, falls silent...

...the earth feels that a leaf fell.

As I observed my memories...

...so beautiful your way into my heart.

And I feel you,

like the time being one with the universe.

I'm not lying.

if I tell you that in everything, I feel you.

His face is the witness of my happy madness...

...tattooed at the moon the rabbit ended up.

Just as the rhythm that moves your name...

...mixing with mine in an explosion of love.

And I feel you,

like the time being one with the universe.

What do you think?

Let's check it out.

Yeah?

Yeah.

If I tell you that in everything, I feel you.

Hold on.

What are you doing?

It's so dark.

Iro feels at home…

...in the darkness…

...with Irauna...

...as the sidekick.

I didn't like you when I met you.

Yeah? How about now?

I like you even less.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

But really, it's amazing what you're doing.

You have your art, you're here in your quest...

doing what you want.

Well, you too with your designs.

But those are just dreams.

That's all you need.

What are you going to do when you find your María?

Well, look.

Wow, It's exactly like your drawing.

It's going to be incredible when I find her.

Sure. I guess.

Well, it's only to give it back.

It's important to her, but…

I don’t know how the story ends.

Now that he found Irauna.

I don't know… maybe Irauna is an ass.

Let's go.

Come.

Let's see it up close.

No. I'm fine here.

'- Sure?

Yeah.

Ok.

Thank you.

'- Great to meet you. - Nice trip.

Good luck.

Take care.

To where I go.

Good luck.

Yes?

Hello. I'm looking for María Sánchez.

Hello, María.

Hi. How are you?

'- Everything's good and you?

Look, this letter is yours.

They left it in my mailbox by mistake...

...so here you have it.

It's me. May I help you?

Sorry.

I'm mistaken.

'- Thanks.

'- Later... bye. - Take care.

It wasn't her.

What a shame we couldn't find her.

...for him.

I'm so sorry you couldn't find her.

Well, what matters is that we tried.

And that's it.

The search for María Sánchez has ended.

Hey.

When was the last time you checked the e-mail?

I don't know.

Try again!

Why? He's crazy… coming to Puerto Rico…

Try. The universe always brings surprises.

Freaking universe…

'- Give it to me. - Here.

What are you going to do now?

I don't know.

I'm liking Puerto Rico very much.

Yeah?

'- A lot?

Very much.

Very, very much?

'- Very, very much.

We found her, man!

'- We found her! - We found her!

I told you, the universe provides.

Since the beginning of the trip...

...I've been saying it, the universe provides!

'- No, no. - No, no.

Here she is!

"My dear Raul:

You don't know how happy I am to hear from you.

I have no words to thank you enough.

I hope you can forgive me...

...for leaving you in such a bad situation.

Here's the address where I work.

Hope to see you soon.

María."

'- There she is. Take a look.

San Juan!

Two minutes to San Juan!

'- Go! There's your María, man.

Your María is right there!

Go see her!

Yeah...

'- I've looked for you everywhere...

...and you where right.

Puerto Rico... I didn’t know what I was missing.

'- Yolis what's wrong with you?

You know what? That's it.

I want to go.

Besides, he already found his María.

Let's go.

'- But... - But, but...

What? We're leaving.

And don’t worry because we're taking...

...the bus to San Juan and that’s it.

Say goodbye to him for me.

Let's go.

Ok, ok...

'- Yes…

'- …the universe.

'- Yes, yes...

'- But Yolis, what's the matter?

'- I've learned so much in so little time.

And now, finally...

...I found you.

Raul, you have no idea how grateful I am. Really.

I'm sorry to interrupt you María...

...but I have to tell you how I feel.

You are a very special woman, and I really like you...

...but there's someone else.

'- And I fell in love with her.

Raul...

...I'm gay.

I'm sorry but...

Fantastic!

I have to look for Irauna!

Who?

What happened? What happened?

Everything is great, everything is great.

Where's Yolanda?

She left…

She left?

What do you mean she left?

To San Juan...

...in the bus, or the 'guagua', like they call it…

...she left already. Why? Because women are like that...

...they are bipolar, no one understands them.

'- I mean... - No!

Yeah...

We gotta go!

We gotta go!

'- Where? Where?

To find Yolanda!

But they are bipolar, no one understands them…

One day they pack their stuff and leave with their mom...

...the other day they don’t want to be with you anymore.

Why? Who knows?

No, no...

What did you do?

No, no, no!

María!

What's wrong?

I don't know.

You and Raul?

Yeah. Who would've thought?

No freaking way.

What's the matter?

You don't understand, I'm really scared of heights.

This is very safe.

Come! I'll take you.

Come on! Let's go.

'- What do you mean no? - Come on! Let's go!

'- No!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Why did we come to Puerto Rico?

To look for your destiny, and your destiny's name...

...is Yolanda, and she is in that car you have to catch. Alright?

Let's go!

Do you want me to go first?

Yeah.

'- This guy...

'- Holy crap…

You're in more of a hurry than me.

Raul. You have to take two zip lines...

... and the bus will be there. Ok? Ok. Go.

Ok. Relax.

What would Iro do in a moment like this?

'- Let's go!

'- Go! Go! Raul! You can do it!

Come on Raulito, you can do it!

Come on, I believe in you!

'- I bet you twenty dollars he's going to faint.

Iro at last finds his nemesis, Arquitect.

He must make an impossible jump to reach his nemesis and then…

No, no, no.

Stop!

'- " You have a friend that is holding you back...

'- ... and confuses you.

'- You have to get rid of him, so you can succeed.”

No.

This time I have to do it.

Without your help.

'- Everytime I have a problem you come to my help.

'- But not this time.

I have to do it without you. Without your help.

Without... Iro.

Is the other way around my friend.

I can't do it without you.

It has always been you.

Your Spanish really sucks!

'- Let's go!

C'mon! You can do it!

'- Juan!

It wasn't you. You are a good friend!

I know, bro! Otherwise, what I'm doing here?

Come on! Let's go Raulito!

I'm ready.

Go! Go! You can do it!

You go, Raul!

'- Our hero, after an impossible jump...

'- ...makes it to the other side of the mountain.

'- And now, let's find Irauna!

'- With an incredible speed, our hero...

'- ...since he's a bit out of shape...

'- ...stops to rest for a moment. But keeps going!

Irauna!

What?

Are you crazy?

Rebeca, I need thirty seconds.

Yolanda, can I talk to you for a second?

Ok.

What happened? What happened?

I’m sorry, I was supposed to go…

…with María, that’s why we came, but…

I came to Puerto Rico…

…and I met you.

and I don’t care about that.

It’s ok, it’s ok.

Irauna.

Iro.

I will take refuge in your smile.

Oh, oh, oh...

Oh, oh, oh...

There's a detail...

The end.

...that I didn't...

...tell you before.

Don't be scared...

Today you have to listen to my whispers...

Oh, oh, oh... There's a detail...

Oh, oh, oh... There's a detail...

Oh, oh, oh... There's always detail...

Oh, oh, oh... There's always detail...