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Woody, Woody, woody.

I don't understand.

You have this beautiful legendary stage.

But you're hovering around the chain.

I mean you can do the same thing.

Tool over here or you?

All of there.

No woman wants to be suffocated by the state.

That's fair.

OK.

Less testicular and expansion.

Some scholars suggest that dance

was once a form of communication as integral to our

daily life as eating or sleeping.

Traditionally, tribal courtship dances

allowed dancers of opposite sexes

to engage in

socially acceptable physical contact

before they were even allowed to speak to one another,

only when Alesha class began to emerge out of early economic development,

which humans

began to view dance as a source of pleasure.

Apart from its original purpose,

to bridge people together from different worlds,

to

heal wounds when words would not suffice.

Alright, alright.

Playback.

The music?

Excuse me.

Who the hell are you?

City of Westminster.

Historical Architecture High committee.

Well, I'm the owner of this theatre.

Is there a problem?

Oh, I would think so.

Anything else?

You'll be hearing from us.

The owner of the team written approval

to make material changes to property.

If changes be made without approval or special exemption,

that only must restore the

theatre to its original condition

and then file for approval with the city.

This is Roger trying to control me.

Even though we are separated in the middle of a divorce

because I fucked assistant.

Sorry, but it's not like it's a secret.

What if we just do it anyway?

I mean what are they really going to do?

Failure to comply

resulted in a fine of £10,000 per day

and or seizure of the property

by the city.

Even if I pay the fine,

he'll find a way to exert pressure on these people and force

them to bend the rules.

That's just the way he operates, isn't it, Victor?

Well, he might want to go all the way to the top,

because our freedom is an illusion.

So who is this person we need to seduce

and get them on our side?

IE the definition of corruption.

Sandy baby.

You should know that the law is useless

when you're dealing with entrenchment power structures.

Not all male.

What do you mean?

Edna Eagle Bauer?

As the chairwoman,

she has the power to grant special exemption.

Is he?

What else do we know about Anna?

Not much about home Google Housing Records indicating.

Most likely single in the line.

That's promising.

And she's got no presence on social media

besides her bio

on the council website cheque,

if she has appeared, or a hobby.

Not I can tell she's a ghost.

Tell you what, this bird's got to have a heart.

Stone shut down this one leg.

Maybe, but everybody wants something.

We just got to keep looking.

What if she didn't even know what she wants?

Well, that never stopped man from coming up with the wrong answer.

Come on guys, give me something Victor, don't just sit there.

Ohh murderous for the right price.

That might be the best idea.

But look, this feels like a woman's perspective sort of thing.

Like what did you want before Miami?

I just wanted to escape my life.

But then.

Someone came along.

And gave me these unexpected, magical moment.

That made me remember who I really was.

It's like a little pressure.

OK, so we need to figure out who Edna was

before she became a bureaucrat.

What happened to that then?

That's it.

I don't understand why you don't want to.

It is great.

I agree.

We just don't need it right now.

Look it.

Look.

Hear me out.

It's Isabelle.

Ohh.

You ask me.

I know what you know what's more important in the government

that we still don't have

a grand finale.

Great woman.

I will get out into the crowd.

It'll be amazing.

Ohh.

That's so Randall.

Everybody dancing around with Donald already?

It's gonna be something different,

something personal.

They're all good and personal and there for a reason.

Why don't.

Why are you doing this right now?

Why are you making it like we don't have a good show?

I know you should be dancing in it.

You have lost your mind.

What are you talking about?

I'm not dancing in the show.

Said yes on every single part of show.

Something climatic, different, something personal.

Give me great

personal.

Why is it about me?

This is about women.

You're a woman.

I'm not.

I'm not going to be dancing in the show.

Why don't you make it personal?

Well, do whatever you want.

It's great that personal is.

The soul.

Or would not.

Why?

If you haven't seen it, I don't want to talk about it.

Well, I don't know what to tell you about it.

Seems like tried to kiss you.

You pulled away.

You don't know how to open up.

That's why you need this one.

Ohh, still waiting for fucking trade, you know?

Fuck.

Yes, victor.

I cannot say anything.

Yeah, yeah.

You're always saying something in your head.

Just say it out loud, man.

He.

The problem with Max is she tends to overcomplicate things.

Especially when she knows exactly what she wants

and she knows exactly what she wants

when it comes to you.

Why are you?

Why do you work for her?

You could easily work for Roger.

She's got bigger balls.

Listen, motherfucker, I rest my case here.

They make up your mind, just driving me crazy.

Driving me crazy?

What are you doing?

No, you suck.

Just shut up.

You shut up.

Which is one of.

Covered.

You're an insane person, you know that, right?

OK.

Swearing in there.

The song.

Larios.

Given the debate and confusion around the word love generally,

what are we to make of

the word love in the context of dancing?

If you love dancing with someone,

does that mean on some level that you love them?

What other feelings are exchanged?

During a dance,

can you dance to someone you don't trust?

Should you trust someone just because they can dance?

Max and Mike weren't thinking about this,

but they should have been.

Stop the music.

Stop the music.

I'm so sorry, Miss Mendoza.

I'm so deeply sorry to each and everyone of You Beautiful creatures.

Sorry for what?

Quite restrictions for stage risers.

Apparently your new stage is 3/4 of an inch too high.

Your extension has been denied or to shut down immediately.

But you had already approved it.

I got a call from an MP's office.

It's law.

There's nothing I can do.

Keep working.

I'll take care of these.

Fucking dare you.

You're not shutting me down again.

Not this time.

I sincerely want to rebuild our trust.

In the meantime, I'm just trying to look out for you.

How is shutting down my show looking out for me?

I'm not talking about the show.

Then what are you talking about?

I'm talking about your judgement.

I'm talking what I witnessed in the kitchen in front

of our daughter Roger.

I wouldn't get into a dispute about judgement with me right now.

You handed my family's theatre over to a fucking stripper.

You don't know anything about Mike.

I know when you're being used, don't you see that?

No.

Darling, I know we're all getting old,

but I didn't know you were so desperate.

Fuck you.

We care for each other.

Max, have you even read our settlement agreement,

the language about denigrating or harming

the family brand?

The moment Thatcher lives up,

mother's barristers

will be clawing back every last shilling

in court and I won't be able to stop her.

But if you're still too deluded to help yourself.

Please be mindful of Sadie.

She shouldn't have to pay the price for your fantasies.

Would you please stop it?

What?

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking.

What was she thinking?

Falling in love?

Shut the fuck up.

You think I don't know that?

And don't you dare judge me.

You were not there.

That one fucking dance.

Changed everything in me.

It feels like.

It made me the best version of myself, but everybody's laughing at me.

I'm a joke and embarrassment.

Not to him, though.

He believes in me.

And I have to go tell him that our show about empowering women

is dead because I'm so

fucking boring.

The most frightening part is that.

I'm about to find out if that dance meant as much to him as it did to me.

Ohh, if I'm just another God damn Tuesday,

you know, you're more like a first, you know?

Have I always been this adolescent?

Yeah.

Only when it's right.

568.

Mike.

I keep taking it.

Go fuck you mean we're done?

I'm sorry I I did my best, but I tell you.

People will come back and pick you up

and you can arrange a flight for you tomorrow.

No.

What happened?

This isn't you.

What the fuck is going on?

Nothing.

What?

Unfucking believable.

You really are the queen of the first act, huh?

Ohh shit.

You don't know anything about me and you don't understand anything.

It's Friday.

They wouldn't pull the plug on us until Monday,

but we're walking away.

Off show.

You couldn't even come up with an ending you cannot say to.

What we've created so far isn't fucking special.

You cannot say that.

I know you can't.

I'm sorry, but.

We're going to have to let it go.

You still get paid.

Hey, hey, look out for money.

I don't fucking care.

OK.

We're good at this.

We're not going to forget.

Just let us give up one of them.

You're so good at this.

I guess you never you never cared about what you were good at.

Did he?

Don't let this be bad.

What are you laying on?

We go.

We need a plumber and a ballerina.

The Princess is on hunger strike.

What?

You would open the door without even drinking?

I'm afraid not.

Did you try using your wise British butcher boy?

Trust me, I went full metal Downton Abbey on our arse.

That blow doesn't pull his head from his own horse.

You'll be parented from behind a closed door for months, years even.

Button didn't tell her he slipped.

Mike, the keys, please.

The lawyers found out her careless manservant

failed to lock the ratican door.

She only plausible deniability.

If there's anything I've learned,

it's that you can't tell people anything.

They have to have an experience.

Message from Mike.

End is not ending Sunday at 7.

We roll the grand finale.

Crikey, it's a haiku.

17 syllables and 575 pattern.

Purely coincidence, but still.

There's hope for him, after all.

Sounds like Sunday is going to be an experience, doesn't it just?

The high.

Keep on reading.

Back when we were young.

Thank you.

Put some clothes on that, Sandra.

Why would I do that?

We have to go.

Where?

You know where?

He didn't.

He did.

Oh my God.

That's going to be a disaster.

No, it's not.

But I don't like.

I guess you can come on.

Mum.

We have to go.

Me.

The rumours about the show were a form of entertainment for some.

But for the two people who created it?

The terror of the opening night

could only be managed by remembering there would be no

record of it.

Only the people who were there would ever experience

the story of Max and Mike,

as told

through dance.

The small ships, this tall ships, the ships that sail the sea.

There's no ships like friendships.

So here's the you and me 123, let's go.

We are strippers.

Yeah.

Right.

Like everyone, Alex, Q1 and sound guide.

The light is different.

It's November, it's lower.

Howard about lunch, said.

The menus.

Diabolical menus, divorce.

How can a menu be diable?

Only person can be diabolical.

And menu isn't.

What?

Either way, he's worried.

You worried about him?

I don't know.

You find out.

Well, I'll tell him.

Isabel.

No, it's impossible.

He has to know.

He can never know.

And.

Hello, darling.

Walter.

Drinks.

We still be going to Calais?

No, I've decided to spend the summer here, you see.

It's about as pregnant.

Ohh.

Congratulations.

Yes, we are very pleased.

We are hoping to have a son, of course.

That way the legacy of Chippingham will be secure and if not?

We will keep trying.

One of the benefits of having a young wife.

I'm sure Isabel will make a wonderful mother, no doubt.

And of course, my mother.

We'll be here to help you, Unicorn.

Hello ladies

Unicorn.

Yes, it's me, Unicorn.

To go for me.

Yeah, but I didn't expect you to show up out of the blue.

I haven't spoken to my imaginary friends since I was a child.

My OK.

That depends on what your definition of OK is, but.

First things first, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Well.

29.

These two guys should be my only two options in the world, should they?

I mean.

Why do we even need to feel like I choose?

Like it's between the shaky rich guy

and the poor guy with a heart of gold

and he come

on.

What I really want right now

is to tell these boring bags of Dicks to leave me alone.

That's right.

See, I'm here to tell you that you can have anything you want.

All you have to do is ask.

Ohh.

OK, ready.

Really.

OK.

Well.

I am a modest lady, so.

What if what I wanted was just a guy in a tent up in some jeans?

OK, well.

If I can have that, then what about a bad boy?

Hold up, hold up, who always responds to my texts?

No.

If I can have that.

A sexy CEO who pays his women more than his men.

What about a guy with a puppy?

OK, let me just swallow myself over.

That's literally dripping my mouth right now.

If I can have all of that, why stop there?

Wait a minute.

I can't be the only person in this room

to feel what I'm feeling right now, am I?

I didn't think so I could tell whether looks on your faces.

Now I want every single one of you

to know how I'm feeling right this very second.

I managed to have a little bit of everything.

And now?

It's your turn.

So by the power of vested in me,

through this Magic Mike,

I command thee Unicorn, send

everything to us all right now.

Jane.

Would be a beautiful night.

Everybody makes songs.

Give me up, give me up for these gorgeous lads

who fostered into a sweat just for all

of you.

I like to have us what I love to you.

A little bit of noise on this stage.

Doesn't go amiss, sweetheart.

And let me tell you one thing.

A body at rest.

Is the volume.

You know, it's not bad.

But body in motion.

There is absolutely nothing sexier.

Then a body in motion.

This time.

I want you to give our ladies and gentlemen for the tricks.

They're prints here bloody self

giving up everybody for Mr Jay

Rayner.

All right.

You got that?

You got the job.

I love the energy inside the world.

Come through.

He just can't move.

OK.

I just wanted to.

I just want a little piece.

Bless me.

Fresh squeeze.

You got it, you got it.

Gonna be like.

Goodnight.

Close.

Where are we going to leave at the end of suits?

And no peeking.

Now folks, this next dance is one that I'm well acquainted with.

Things are about to get into.

Now a real man isn't afraid to act on his design,

but the sexiest act of submission

is asking for permission.

Right when I come.

I know, I know.

We all want a little bit of everything all of the time, don't we?

But.

Sometimes.

You just wanna be everything to someone, right?

Sometimes.

The greatest fantasy of them all.

Is knowing that you're the only one.

That's how you Mike.

He just said he definitely, said Ohh proponent.

And there's the one that ponies now signed.

Come on there.

Halo.

Thank you very much, Mr Mike.

Congratulations, you did it.

Look around.

All this is because of you.

OK.

Anyway, you're not going to leave, but I want to.

It's gone.

Everyone wanted.

I am free and I am broke.

What?

What do you mean you're.

What do you mean you broke?

Yeah, like broke.

Broke.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I don't care.

I'm just.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No one can claim to fully understand what exactly dance is.

But what is abundantly clear

is that dance seeks no meaning for its desires.

It does not value age or status, logic or reason.

It is a compass orientated only to liberty.

Not unlike the human heart,

I stumbled upon these wisdoms

when I met a lonely stripper

named Mike.