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(triumphant orchestra music)
(bee buzzes)
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(bee grunts)
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(bee buzzes)
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(moves into grunge rock music)
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(bee buzzes)
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(moves into dreamy music)
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(alarms wailing)
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- There's something wrong.
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- [Carla] The machine has
expelled all of its energy
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directly into Emmanuelle.
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- [Sanders] What?!
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- [William] Emmanuelle is
taking all of the energy,
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which means the wormhole
is forming inside of her.
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(Emmanuelle moaning)
(Sanders mumbles)
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- [William] That simple.
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- [Dr. Blue] Then, shut
it off! It's that simple!
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(zapping and whirling)
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(Emmanuelle screams)
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(Emmanuelle screams)
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(explosive crashing)
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(dreamlike harp music)
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- Dr. Blue?
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Carla?
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William?
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Where am I?
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I know this story.
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What's my line?
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Curiouser and curiouser?
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(mysterious orchestra music)
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(birds chirping)
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Eat me. Drink me?
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Drink me? Eat me?
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Well, you eat something first,
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and then you wash it down.
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Right?
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(stretching and whirling)
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Well, I had a 50-50 chance.
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(pop)
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Here goes nothing.
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(dwindling whistles)
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(powerful orchestra music)
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* Doo-doo-doo doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo doo-doo
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(bouncy acoustic guitar music)
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(bee buzzes)
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* Doo-doo-doo doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo doo-doo
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(bug buzzing)
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(bouncy kazoo music)
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(bee buzzing)
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* Doo-doo-doo doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo doo-doo
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* Doo-doo
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- Just go with it, Emmanuelle.
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You'll wake up soon.
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(muffled chattering)
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(flirty laughter)
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- How's the tea, ladies?
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- This is some
good shit. (laughs)
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(women giggling)
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- [Mad Hatter] Oh, hello!
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We have a new guest!
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Have you come to
partake in my services,
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insert name here?
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- Emmanuelle.
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(flirty laughter)
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What's going on?
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- Oh, it's just a tea party!
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My, you are scrumptious.
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I'm tempted to do
you on the house.
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- On the house?
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- Well, at least the table.
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- How do I compare to
your spider friend?
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- He's not my friend.
I don't like spiders.
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- [Emmanuelle] What is that?
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- [Mad Hatter] That's
Timothy, the tit mouse.
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- And you're the Mad
Hatter, I take it.
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- [Mad Hatter] Oh,
you could take it,
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if you promise to give it back.
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The thing is it comes attached,
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and the rest of me is part
of the package, I'm afraid.
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But most of the ladies
don't seem to mind.
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That's Goldilocks,
who speaks when
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three bears worth of experience.
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- I can't take it anymore.
I'm so horny, Hatter.
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Do me. Do me now.
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- Me too.
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- What are you?
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A gigolo?
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- Oh! You got it in one!
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But let me further explain
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this wondrous world
you're visiting.
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(funky jazz music)
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* Nothin' is nothin,
and all is all
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* Big is little,
and short is tall
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* In is out, and up is down
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* The world is flat,
and the sky is round
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* So do the jiggle,
jiggle-jiggle
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* Dance with a gigolo
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* Jiggle-jiggle, jiggle-jiggle
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* Try to wiggle, wiggle-wiggle
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* Go baby, go, go, go, go
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* Go, go, go
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* Do the jiggle, jiggle-jiggle
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* Like a bowl of Jell-O
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(trumpet solo)
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* Who knows what this
is really all about
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* Send us a postcard
if you figure it out
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* But never say never,
and have no fear
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* 'Cause all I know is
it's great to be here
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* Doin' the jiggle,
jiggle-jiggle
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* Dance with the gigolo
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* Jiggle-jiggle, jiggle-jiggle
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* Like a bowl of Jell-O
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- I don't think you'll be
needing this for a while.
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* Jiggle, jiggle-jiggle
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(lighthearted orchestra music)
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(knocking at door)
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- [Queen] If you bring
good news, enter.
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If not, go away and die.
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- The deed is done, my Queen.
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- Snow White is no more?
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- [Gregory] Her heart.
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- Excellent.
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Now, we'll see who's
the fairest of them all.
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- Fairest. (chuckles)
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- Why? What do you mean by that?
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- Oh, nothing, my Queen.
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It's just that you
had me kill Snow White
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for her growing up to become
more beautiful than you.
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She didn't do anything wrong.
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It was just, uh, genetics.
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So, I'm not sure if
that would qualify as
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really being fair.
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(Queen chuckles)
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- Leave me, before I cut
your heart out as well.
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall--
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- [Voiceover] I'm
actually not on the wall.
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- What?
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- [Voiceover] I'm
a standing mirror.
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I'm a good four
feet from the wall.
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- So?
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- [Voiceover] I'm just saying.
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- Fine.
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Mirror, mirror,
against the wall--
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- [Voiceover] Near the
wall, not really against it.
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(Queen chuckles)
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- Mirror, mirror, near the wall,
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who's the fair--
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Who's the sexiest of them all?
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(mysterious chiming)
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Who the fuck is that?!
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- [Voiceover] Her
name is Emmanuelle.
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She's just arrived in this land.
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- From where?
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- [Voiceover] Another world.
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- You've gotta be kidding me.
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First, I have to deal
with this Dorothy bitch.
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Then, this Alice chick pops
out of a rabbit's hole.
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What the hell's going on here?
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Are they posting
open house signs
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at the edge of the kingdom?
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(grunts)
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Gregory!
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- [Gregory] I'm sorry, my queen.
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Please don't kill me.
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I couldn't do it.
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I tried, but I ...
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- [Queen] What are
you talking about?
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I just found out yet
another crazy bitch,
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from another world, is
infringing on my turf.
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And now, I gotta get rid of her.
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- [Gregory] Oh. (chuckles)
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- So what is it you couldn't do?
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- I couldn't figure
out which way
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to put the sheets on your bed.
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I mean, do they go
facing up or facing down?
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Does the seam go in or out?
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Does the pattern--
- [Queen] Just fix it!
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- [Queen] I'm going out.
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I've got someone
else to destroy.
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(mysterious orchestra music)
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- She doesn't know that Snow
White is still alive, does she?
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I couldn't kill her.
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- [Voiceover] She didn't ask.
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(magical chime)
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- [Gregory] Damn,
Snow White is fine.
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The things she does
with those ruby lips.
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- You liked? Hmm?
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- [Gregory] Oh,
yeah. I sure did.
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Wait.
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You're not Snow White.
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You're just an
image in the mirror.
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- I know.
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But, I'm a magic mirror
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who has feelings, too.
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Come through the looking glass,
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and I'll show you
a real good time.
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- [Gregory] Okay.
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(mysterious harp music)
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(moves into slow
orchestra music)
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(Snow White moans)
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- Yes! (moans)
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(Gregory moans)
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- Wow.
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That surely was magical,
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Mirror.
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- [Voiceover] That will be $500.
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- What?
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- [Voiceover] I'm a
working mirror, here.
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Nothing's for free.
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Cough it up, buddy.
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(lighthearted orchestra music)
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- [Emmanuelle] Can
anyone help me here?
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- [Voiceover] That depends.
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What kind of help
do you require?
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- Who said that?
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- [Voiceover] Look down.
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Look to the left.
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Near the (mumble).
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Yes, it is I, the frog, Carmine.
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- A talking frog?
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I should've guessed that one.
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Let me guess, you're
actually a prince
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who's been cursed, and
now you need a princess
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to kiss you in order to
turn back into a human?
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- [Carmine] You're good,
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but you're great if you
happen to be a princess.
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(creaking)
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And, you're not.
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You see, their curse
goes deeper than that.
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Only a princess can
open my ball to kiss me.
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- Yeah, I'm not a princess,
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just a woman trying
to find her way home.
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- [Carmine] Well, if you
help me find a princess,
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I will do what I
can to help you.
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- Thanks, Carmine, but I really
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don't have any place to put you.
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- [Carmine] I'm pretty
low maintenance.
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I can fit inside your--
- [Emmanuelle] No.
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- [Carmine] Well, how
about between your--
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- [Emmanuelle] No.
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- [Carmine] Being a frog, I
have certain tongue skills that
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you might find very--
- [Emmanuelle] Absolutely, no.
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- [Emmanuelle] Sorry, but if
I happen to find a princess,
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I'll send her your way.
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- [Carmine] It's not
easy being green.
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(blood curdling scream)
(deep roaring)
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(crunching)
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(belch)
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(knocking at door)
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- [Wolfie] Just a second!
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Red, is that you?
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Come on in.
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Grandma's been waiting.
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(mischievous orchestra music)
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(mumbles)
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Oh, dear God.
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- I'm not Little Red
Riding Hood, moron.
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I'm your queen.
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Now, get out of bed,
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and stop impersonating
Grandma, Wolfie.
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I have an assignment for you.
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(rooster crows)
262
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,827
- [Bo Peep] Little Blue.
263
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:13,103
I thought you was fast asleep.
264
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,370
- [Blue] Shouldn't you be
watching your sheep, Bo Peep?
265
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:16,927
(Bo Peep moans)
266
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,703
- [Bo Peep] You distracted me,
267
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,370
sleepin' in the nude.
268
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,697
(moans)
269
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,600
You should be blowing your horn.
270
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,470
- [Blue] I'm about to
blow it, all right.
271
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(animals wildly yelling)
272
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:32,373
- Excuse me.
(Bo Peep moans)
273
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:35,097
Sorry, but I was wondering
if you could help me.
274
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,900
I'm trying to find my
way back home, and--
275
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,470
- Oh no!
276
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,370
I lost 'em!
277
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,567
The sheep! They're gone!
278
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,367
- Don't worry. Relax.
279
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,497
My dogs will ...
280
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,400
My dogs!
281
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,927
- You're a big help.
282
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,673
- They never run away.
283
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,127
Never!
284
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,730
- Look, I was just wondering
if you could help me find--
285
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:58,233
- [Blue] And what do
you think I'm doin'?!
286
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,130
(horn blows)
(funky bass guitar music)
287
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,497
(horn blows)
288
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:19,497
* Looking 'round, up and down
289
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,830
* For my little blue dogs
290
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,903
* You know I wept
when my baby stepped
291
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,430
* On my little blue dogs
292
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:31,173
* I'm really sick of how my
baby did my little blue dogs
293
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:33,167
* Up in the air,
flyin' everywhere
294
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,667
* My little blue dogs
295
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:40,127
* Everything's got
to be somewhere
296
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:44,233
* Oh where, oh where can they be
297
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:48,897
* I never thought
I'd lose my true love
298
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:53,367
* They belong right here with me
299
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:59,167
* Little blue dogs
300
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,497
* My little blue dogs
301
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,567
(horse whinnies)
302
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,970
* Little blue dogs
303
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,627
* My little blue dogs
304
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:17,203
* Lookin' here, lookin'
there for my little blue dogs
305
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,300
* I sadly feel that
they're runnin' scared
306
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,830
* My little blue dogs
307
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,903
* In the park,
thought I heard a bark
308
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,370
* From my little blue dogs
309
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,467
* It was just the wind,
not my little friends
310
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:31,497
* My little blue dogs
(horse whinnies)
311
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,200
* Little blue dogs
312
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:40,767
* My little blue dogs
313
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,103
* Little blue dogs
314
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,567
* My little blue dogs
315
00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:51,773
* Lookin' here, lookin' there
(horn blows)
316
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:54,327
* For my little blue dogs
317
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,373
* I sadly feel that
they're runnin' scared
318
00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:59,067
* My little blue dogs
319
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:03,967
(funky bass solo)
320
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,370
(thrilling screech)
321
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,227
- Sorry.
322
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:11,503
I didn't see you standing there.
323
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,670
- Perhaps you weren't looking.
324
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,667
- Well, actually I am looking.
325
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,867
Just trying to find
a way back home.
326
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:20,967
You see, I'm a stranger
in these parts.
327
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:23,927
- [Witch] Yes,
you certainly are.
328
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:25,373
- [Emmanuelle] Would you happen
to know where I could find
329
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:29,997
a wizard, or genie, fairy
godmother in the near vicinity?
330
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:32,567
- There's a house, over yonder,
331
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:35,097
where you might be
able to find some help.
332
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:35,970
- Yonder?
333
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:36,827
- What?
334
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,803
- You said yonder.
335
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,130
- Yes.
336
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,373
Do you have a problem with that?
337
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,827
- No, I just didn't think
anybody used that word anymore.
338
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:47,533
- It's a perfectly good word.
339
00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:49,533
It means over there.
340
00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:51,003
- [Emmanuelle] I
know what it means.
341
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,930
- Then shut up,
and let me finish.
342
00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:58,073
(giggles) You young
whippersnappers.
343
00:21:58,433 --> 00:21:59,733
- Whippersnapper?
344
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,003
- Yes.
345
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,970
And that means asshole.
346
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,027
- You don't have to be rude.
347
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,873
- I don't have to
be nice, either.
348
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:11,473
I'm just saying,
you go over there,
349
00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:15,397
enter that house, and all
my troubles will be over.
350
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,430
Okay?
- [Emmanuelle] Your troubles?
351
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,703
- [Witch] Yes, your troubles.
352
00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,697
- But, you said, "My troubles."
353
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,900
- Right. Your troubles.
354
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,630
- No, you said your troubles,
355
00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:30,133
referring to your troubles.
356
00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:34,373
- I said your troubles,
referring to your troubles,
357
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:35,697
not my troubles.
358
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,770
- [Emmanuelle] But,
that's not what you said.
359
00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:38,927
You said, "My troubles,"
360
00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:40,973
referring to your
troubles, not mine.
361
00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,967
- [Witch] You're
trying my patience,
362
00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:45,367
girly.
363
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:47,367
- Sorry.
364
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,670
So, you said I just
need to go over yonder?
365
00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:55,597
- Ya makin' fun of me now?
366
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,370
- [Emmanuelle] No, I
just wanna make sure
367
00:22:57,367 --> 00:22:59,367
I heard what you said.
368
00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:01,997
- House, there. You, go.
369
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,830
Got it?
370
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,403
- Got it. Thank you!
371
00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:09,503
(dog barks)
372
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,600
- Get outta my way,
(dog whining)
373
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,130
ya little blue bastard.
(dog whining)
374
00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:18,067
- [Emmanuelle] Hello?
(knocking at door)
375
00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:19,997
Anyone home?
376
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,200
Some bitchy, old lady
told me to come here.
377
00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:29,173
Guess nobody's home.
378
00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,527
Look at this bed.
379
00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:36,427
Looks so nice and cozy.
380
00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:42,597
How I'd love to just lay
down and stretch out.
381
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:47,170
(mysterious orchestra music)
382
00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:50,167
(Wolfie growls)
383
00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:58,073
(Wolfie growls)
384
00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:09,273
(Wolfie howls)
385
00:24:09,267 --> 00:24:11,667
Who are you?
386
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:18,270
(upbeat rock music)
387
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:31,270
* On the day I was born, I
came out naked and screaming
388
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:38,173
* The doctor said (music
drowns out lyrics)
389
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:44,170
* My eyes walked fine
down the flow to my veins
390
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:50,373
* I was rollin' around,
and I was anything but tame
391
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,970
* But if ya haven't guessed now
392
00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:56,797
* I'm out of this
world with powers
393
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,570
* That'll make you come
394
00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:00,367
* But I'll give it all up
395
00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:04,167
* For one little
(mumbles) with you
396
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,470
* With you
397
00:25:06,733 --> 00:25:11,373
(upbeat rock music)
398
00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:21,697
* Change of cross of rivers,
now it's on the ocean floor
399
00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:28,097
* It's in the center of the
earth, I know a whole lot more
400
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:34,367
* I know (music
drowns out lyrics)
401
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,470
* I'll make you tell the truth
402
00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:41,727
* I'll even catch you in lies
403
00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:45,427
* But with all my
magic, I can't touch you
404
00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:47,373
* You're beyond my reach
405
00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,467
* Don't know what to do,
but I'd give it all up
406
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:54,367
* And never look
back just for you
407
00:25:54,633 --> 00:25:56,603
* Just for you
408
00:25:56,867 --> 00:26:01,267
(upbeat rock music)
409
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,570
* I'm the one you want,
you know it in your bones
410
00:26:13,567 --> 00:26:16,697
* Stop tellin' me,
you're never alone
411
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,600
* I'll come down from my
throne if you'd only say yes
412
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,370
* You gotta stop
teasin', I'm powerless
413
00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:27,373
* For you
414
00:26:32,067 --> 00:26:34,067
* For you, ow
415
00:26:34,067 --> 00:26:37,597
* For you, yeah
416
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,900
* You
417
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,670
* For you, I'm powerless
418
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,067
* For you
419
00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:47,427
* For
420
00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:02,227
* I'm powerless, I'm powerless
421
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:08,873
(Emmanuelle moans)
(Wolfie howls)
422
00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:13,373
(Emmanuelle moans)
423
00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:21,367
(Wolfie snores)
424
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,100
- That was nice,
425
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:35,270
but I still have to
go find my friends.
426
00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:39,467
(Wolfie snores)
427
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,370
(elegant orchestra music)
428
00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:50,867
- Okay.
429
00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:53,097
Let's try this again.
430
00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:55,073
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
431
00:27:55,067 --> 00:27:58,367
- [Voiceover] Didn't we
already go through this?
432
00:27:58,367 --> 00:28:00,697
- Mirror, mirror,
standing tall--
433
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:02,370
- [Voiceover] Ooh, I like that.
434
00:28:02,367 --> 00:28:04,127
- Thought you would.
435
00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:08,533
So. Now, who's the
fairest of them all?
436
00:28:08,533 --> 00:28:12,973
- [Voiceover] Emmanuelle.
She is smoking hot.
437
00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:14,827
- Emmanuelle is still alive?
438
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,073
- [Voiceover] Oh, yes.
439
00:28:16,067 --> 00:28:20,027
Alive and kicking, and
screaming, and moaning.
440
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,803
- Didn't the wolf kill her?
441
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,700
I hired him to when he
was finished with Grandma.
442
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,400
Didn't he eat her?
443
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,270
- [Voiceover] Oh, he
ate her all right.
444
00:28:28,267 --> 00:28:31,227
He got his snout
right up in there.
445
00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:33,133
Would you like to see playback?
446
00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:35,803
(Emmanuelle moans)
447
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,170
- [Queen] Oh, my.
448
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,370
- [Emmanuelle]
You are an animal.
449
00:28:40,367 --> 00:28:43,267
- That horny, little vixen.
450
00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:46,227
Mirror, show me where
they are right now.
451
00:28:46,233 --> 00:28:50,633
(magical chiming)
452
00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:56,367
(quirky orchestra music)
453
00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:06,467
- Jack?
454
00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:09,633
Jack.
455
00:29:12,567 --> 00:29:13,727
- Do I know you?
456
00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:15,873
- It's Emmanuelle,
from the blimp.
457
00:29:15,867 --> 00:29:17,767
- What's a blimp?
458
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,573
- You're not an actor, are you?
459
00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:20,827
- [Jack] No.
460
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,373
I'm a slave.
461
00:29:22,367 --> 00:29:24,467
At least that's the
way I'm treated.
462
00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:27,067
First, I'm told
to go up the hill,
463
00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,267
and fetch a pail of water.
464
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:32,367
Then, I fell, broke
a crown. Look!
465
00:29:32,367 --> 00:29:34,697
See?! It's painful!
466
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,970
Do you think Jill helped? No.
467
00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:40,727
Then, my mother, she lives
in that shoe over there.
468
00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:44,433
Well, she sends me to
town to sell a cow.
469
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:47,373
Does she want magic beans? No!
470
00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,467
She just wants money.
471
00:29:49,467 --> 00:29:51,697
I'm not allowed to eat
any fattening foods.
472
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,530
They think because
I'm nimble and quick,
473
00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:55,573
that I can just get away
with doing anything.
474
00:29:55,567 --> 00:29:58,197
Well, I've had it! You hear me?
475
00:29:58,767 --> 00:30:01,027
I'm leaving with Candlewick.
476
00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,403
- Who?
477
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,570
- [Jack] Romeo,
478
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:05,797
but his nickname is Candlewick.
479
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,870
He's my only true friend.
480
00:30:07,867 --> 00:30:10,127
He and I are headed
to the Land of Play.
481
00:30:10,133 --> 00:30:12,373
It's where boys
never have to work,
482
00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:13,697
or get told what to do!
483
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,930
They just get to enjoy
themselves all day long!
484
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,900
- Just you and the boys?
485
00:30:20,033 --> 00:30:21,773
- You wanna come?
486
00:30:21,767 --> 00:30:23,227
- Not really my scene.
487
00:30:23,233 --> 00:30:24,733
Not that I'm
judging or anything.
488
00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:25,773
I mean, gay is great.
489
00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:27,667
- Whoa. I'm not gay.
490
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:29,667
What ever gave you that idea?
491
00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,327
I love pussy!
492
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:34,033
* I'm just a tropical boy
493
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:39,033
* And I do not enjoy freezin'
my ass off in this cold land
494
00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:42,073
* I'm just a tropical boy
495
00:30:42,067 --> 00:30:44,197
* I'd rather be unemployed
496
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,270
* Beneath the palm
tree in the sand
497
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,400
* Work, work
498
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,270
* Money, money
499
00:30:53,267 --> 00:30:55,467
* Break your back, baby
500
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,667
* Ain't funny
501
00:30:57,667 --> 00:31:01,727
* Give me a place
where it's always sunny
502
00:31:01,733 --> 00:31:05,073
* Nobody there ever
heard of blue Monday
503
00:31:05,067 --> 00:31:08,667
* I'm a tropical boy,
and I do not enjoy
504
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:12,397
* Freezin' my ass
off in this cold land
505
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:17,070
* I'm just a tropical boy,
I'd rather be unemployed
506
00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:21,267
* Beneath the palm
tree in the sand
507
00:31:22,367 --> 00:31:24,397
* Rush, rush
508
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,270
* Busy, busy
509
00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:30,397
* Runnin' 'round in circles,
people make me dizzy
510
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,430
* My bags are packed
for my great escape
511
00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:38,373
* I only wish you would
come with me, baby
512
00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:41,697
* With your tropical boy,
I know you can't enjoy
513
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:45,370
* Freezin' your ass
off in this cold land
514
00:31:45,367 --> 00:31:47,997
* Come with your tropical boy
515
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,030
* Here we can be unemployed
516
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:54,003
* Beneath the palm
tree in the sand
517
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:56,930
* Ooh-la-la-la
518
00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:59,373
* Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
519
00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:01,197
* Whoa-oh, oh-oh
520
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,100
* Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
521
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,600
* Ooh-la-la-la
522
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,200
* Whoa-oh, oh-oh
523
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,670
* Ooh-la-la-la
524
00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:13,803
* Work, work
525
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,630
* Money, money
526
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:17,803
* Break your back, baby
527
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,870
* Ain't funny
528
00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:23,897
* I know your place
is really always sunny
529
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:27,370
* I've just had one
too many blue Mondays
530
00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:31,127
* I'm a tropical boy,
and I do not enjoy
531
00:32:31,133 --> 00:32:34,633
* Freezin' my ass
off in this cold land
532
00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:39,273
* I'm just a tropical boy,
I'd rather be unemployed
533
00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:43,267
* Beneath the palm
tree in the sand
534
00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:46,697
* Ooh-la-la-la
535
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:50,400
* Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh
536
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:55,170
* Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-la-la-la
537
00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:59,927
* Whoa-oh, oh-oh, ooh-la-la-la
538
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:13,100
(quirky orchestra music)
539
00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:28,797
(doorbell rings)
540
00:33:29,267 --> 00:33:31,197
- [Voiceover] That
door doesn't open!
541
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,430
Come around the side!
542
00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:38,403
(mysterious orchestra music)
543
00:33:49,233 --> 00:33:51,233
- Oh, hi.
544
00:33:51,233 --> 00:33:53,103
My name's Emmanuelle.
545
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,370
This boy named Jack--
546
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,667
- Is he comin' in?
547
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,797
Tell him our Christmas
dinner's almost ready.
548
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:02,000
- [Emmanuelle] I'm sorry,
are you the old lady
549
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,600
that lives in the shoe?
550
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,530
(Shirley hoots)
551
00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:06,073
- Who told you that? Jack?
552
00:34:06,067 --> 00:34:09,567
He's a lazy son of a bitch,
just like his father.
553
00:34:10,367 --> 00:34:13,027
No, what I am is
an overworked woman
554
00:34:13,033 --> 00:34:15,273
who lives in this
crappy, little house
555
00:34:15,267 --> 00:34:16,927
with a good-for-nothing husband,
556
00:34:16,933 --> 00:34:20,473
Peter, over there, and a
dozen hungry mouths to feed.
557
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,370
- So, the shoe was
just a metaphor then?
558
00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:24,467
- [Shirley] Of course!
559
00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:26,527
Who actually lives in a shoe?
560
00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:27,703
Nobody.
561
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,800
Peter, here, calls
it a pumpkin shell.
562
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,130
Isn't that right, darlin'?
563
00:34:32,133 --> 00:34:36,403
He keeps me here
morning, noon, and night.
564
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,870
- [Peter] Oh, leave
me alone, Shirley.
565
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,097
I'm watching the game.
566
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,870
- Isn't that a surprise?
567
00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:42,067
- [Emmanuelle] Look, I'm sorry.
568
00:34:42,067 --> 00:34:43,467
I didn't mean to disturb you.
569
00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:46,827
I was just wondering
if you could help me?
570
00:34:47,367 --> 00:34:50,197
- Help you? Help you?!
571
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,530
(hoots) I can't
even help myself.
572
00:34:52,533 --> 00:34:57,473
(funky rock music)
573
00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:11,133
* Well, I've been
working in the kitchen
574
00:35:11,133 --> 00:35:13,933
* Since the early morning light
575
00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:15,633
* Cookin' and a bakin',
576
00:35:15,633 --> 00:35:18,073
* And you know I do it right
577
00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:20,097
* There's pumpkin
pie and stuffin'
578
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:22,600
* And the turkey
sure smells fine
579
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,700
* Except for you,
everybody's here
580
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,800
* They know it's dinnertime
581
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,270
* Christmas turkey
582
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,070
* Sittin' on the
table waitin' for you
583
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,170
* Well that's one big bird
584
00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:41,897
* But you're the biggest
turkey I've ever knew
585
00:35:44,367 --> 00:35:46,667
* Well I know you
love your football
586
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:49,367
* And your TV-watchin' friends
587
00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:51,367
* Drinkin' beer
and makin' the bets
588
00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:53,627
* On which team's gonna win
589
00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:56,003
* It's football,
baseball, basketball
590
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,230
* Hockey, or a boxin' match
591
00:35:58,233 --> 00:36:00,203
* Once a year, I'd like you here
592
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,130
* Is that too much to ask
593
00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:04,103
* Christmas turkey
594
00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:08,503
* Sittin' on the
table, waitin' for you
595
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:13,570
* Well that's one big bird
596
00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:17,397
* And you're the biggest
turkey I ever knew
597
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:24,270
* Christmas turkey
598
00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:28,403
* That's what you are
599
00:36:30,733 --> 00:36:33,173
* You Christmas turkey
600
00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:36,967
* Oh my honey, yes you are
601
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,070
* Well you do the
same thing every year
602
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,367
* So guess what I did
603
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:46,967
* I invited my friend Suzy
and her seven hungry kids
604
00:36:46,967 --> 00:36:49,027
* Stuff them now without you
605
00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:51,473
* By the time that you get home
606
00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:52,767
* There won't be nothin' left
607
00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:55,267
* But some old
turkey skin and bones
608
00:36:55,267 --> 00:36:57,527
* Christmas turkey
609
00:36:58,533 --> 00:37:01,733
* Won't be sittin' on
the table waitin' for you
610
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:06,870
- I'm so sure.
* That was one big bird
611
00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:09,967
* The world's biggest
turkey must be you
612
00:37:09,967 --> 00:37:11,367
I am so outta here.
613
00:37:11,367 --> 00:37:13,567
- What, to go eat more pumpkins?
614
00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:16,197
- Damn straight!
* Christmas turkey
615
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,470
* That's what you are
616
00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:19,397
* Christmas turkey
617
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,933
* Yes you are a Christmas turkey
618
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:28,370
* Thanksgiving, too,
Christmas turkey
619
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,830
* I'm talkin' 'bout you,
you Christmas turkey
620
00:37:33,733 --> 00:37:37,073
* That's what you are,
a Christmas turkey
621
00:37:37,933 --> 00:37:41,733
* Oh yes you are
a Christmas turkey
622
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,100
* Thanksgiving, too,
you Christmas turkey *
623
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:48,797
- [Emmanuelle] Hey, wait up,
624
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,830
before I fall in these shoes.
625
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:55,373
(mysterious orchestra music)
626
00:37:57,833 --> 00:38:01,373
- [Voiceover] Slow and
steady, slow and steady.
627
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,630
- [Emmanuelle] Hey, I'm really
sorry about that back there.
628
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,370
I didn't mean to start a fight.
629
00:38:08,367 --> 00:38:09,727
- It wasn't your fault.
630
00:38:09,733 --> 00:38:11,673
It's always the
same thing with her.
631
00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:14,267
Do I ask her to cook
all that food? No.
632
00:38:14,267 --> 00:38:15,967
Does she ever even listen to me?
633
00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:17,367
Never.
634
00:38:17,367 --> 00:38:18,627
(groans) I need a drink.
635
00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:20,373
- Oh, hey.
636
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,797
I hate to keep bugging you,
637
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,600
but I'm really lost.
638
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,800
- Ah, kiddo, we are all lost.
639
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,230
- [Emmanuelle] No. I mean
like I'm really lost.
640
00:38:30,233 --> 00:38:32,833
- Well, if you're really lost,
there's only one place I know
641
00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:34,733
where you can get
some assistance.
642
00:38:34,733 --> 00:38:36,433
Rosie's Cantina.
643
00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:48,397
(live mariachi music)
644
00:39:01,567 --> 00:39:02,997
- [Carmine] Hi, ho.
645
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,700
- [Emmanuelle]
What'd you call me?
646
00:39:05,367 --> 00:39:07,627
Hey, Carmine. How'd
you get there?
647
00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:09,473
- [Carmine] I hopped,
no thanks to you.
648
00:39:09,467 --> 00:39:10,797
Find me a princess yet?
649
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,130
- No.
650
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:14,603
Just a lot of very
unhappy people, it seems.
651
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,970
- [Carmine] Well,
you're downtown.
652
00:39:16,967 --> 00:39:18,627
Working Class mostly spends time
653
00:39:18,633 --> 00:39:20,733
hanging out and having sex.
654
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:23,173
That's how I know there
are no princesses here.
655
00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:24,927
Princesses don't put out.
656
00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:26,373
They only kiss,
657
00:39:26,367 --> 00:39:28,667
which is all I need.
658
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,473
(Dorothy yells)
- [Dorothy] Dance with me!
659
00:39:31,467 --> 00:39:34,467
(Dorothy whines)
660
00:39:34,467 --> 00:39:36,797
- [Lion] No, you can't make me.
661
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,930
- What's her deal?
662
00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:41,373
- [Carmine] She's
kind of like you.
663
00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:43,867
Fell out of the sky, and
just wanted to get back home.
664
00:39:43,867 --> 00:39:45,897
But she was given a
pair of ruby red shoes
665
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,430
from the Good Witch.
666
00:39:47,433 --> 00:39:49,733
Although, I have it
on good authority
667
00:39:49,733 --> 00:39:53,133
it was actually the
Evil Queen in disguise.
668
00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:55,403
You see, those
shoes are magical.
669
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,930
They were made by the
shoemaker and his elves.
670
00:39:57,933 --> 00:40:00,103
Whoever wears them
can't stop dancing.
671
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,170
So, now all she
wants to do is dance,
672
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,797
and doesn't even think
about going home.
673
00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:12,297
- I used to have
a dress like that.
674
00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:14,867
- You don't say.
675
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,730
- [Carmine] You stole
her dress, didn't you?
676
00:40:20,733 --> 00:40:21,803
- Shh.
677
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,270
- [Carmine] Nice.
678
00:40:23,467 --> 00:40:25,427
- [Dorothy] Come on! Get up!
679
00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:27,933
I wanna dance with someone, now!
680
00:40:27,933 --> 00:40:31,303
* I hate to dance,
I got two left feet
681
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:33,300
No you don't, baby.
* I hate to dance
682
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,200
* I just can't feel the beat
683
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,530
Yes, you can.
* I hate to dance
684
00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:40,073
* I just feel like a fool
You are a fool,
685
00:40:40,067 --> 00:40:41,767
* I hate to dance
if you don't dance with me.
686
00:40:41,767 --> 00:40:43,897
* But I do it for you
687
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,570
You better get up, right now.
688
00:40:45,567 --> 00:40:46,697
Come on, now.
689
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:48,670
* I hate to dance
690
00:40:49,233 --> 00:40:50,733
You gonna dance.
691
00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:53,403
* I love you baby
And I love you, too.
692
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400
* I'd do anything, but please
693
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,370
* Please don't make me do this
694
00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,467
* I beg you on my knees
What?!
695
00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:02,067
* I can't samba, or mamba
What are you talking about?
696
00:41:02,067 --> 00:41:03,997
* Tango, fandango
What's that?
697
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,900
* The boogaloo's my (mumbles)
698
00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:07,400
I don't want to do no boogaloo.
699
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,970
* I can't do any of 'em
Yes, you can.
700
00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:13,897
Come on, just move
your butt like we was,
701
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,770
you know, making love!
702
00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:17,067
I know you can do that!
703
00:41:17,067 --> 00:41:18,367
* If you insist
I do.
704
00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:20,167
* The hive cannot resist
You can't.
705
00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:22,067
* So if you're not
embarrassed to be seen with me
706
00:41:22,067 --> 00:41:24,397
* Well, baby, let's twist
707
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,770
* I hate to dance,
I got two left feet
708
00:41:27,767 --> 00:41:28,997
Well, stand up on 'em!
709
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,400
* I hate to dance, I
just can't feel the beat
710
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,000
* I hate to dance,
just feel like a fool
711
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,170
You are a fool.
712
00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:41,027
* I hate to dance
but I do it for you
713
00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:43,433
Well, thank you very much.
714
00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:45,403
* I hate to dance
715
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,430
Baby, shut up and dance.
716
00:41:47,433 --> 00:41:52,403
(funky trumpet solo)
717
00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:59,503
What is that?
718
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,700
What is that supposed to be?
719
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:04,530
Is that what you call dancin'?
720
00:42:04,533 --> 00:42:06,503
* I'm no Michael Jackson
721
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,600
* I ain't no Fred Astaire
Duh.
722
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,830
* My (music drowns out lyrics)
723
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:14,373
* I just don't care,
'cause I hate to dance
724
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:16,367
* I got two left feet
725
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,867
Your left foot's
steppin' on my foot.
726
00:42:17,867 --> 00:42:20,367
* I hate to dance, I
just can't feel the beat
727
00:42:20,367 --> 00:42:21,527
Well, I can see that now.
728
00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:25,073
* I hate to dance,
just feel like a fool
729
00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,697
* I hate to dance
(Dorothy mumbles)
730
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:29,470
* But I do it for you
That's okay, baby.
731
00:42:29,467 --> 00:42:31,167
Now, let me down. Come on.
732
00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:32,967
Come on, now. That's enough!
733
00:42:33,733 --> 00:42:35,973
Oh, my God. He won't stop!
734
00:42:35,967 --> 00:42:38,267
* I hate to dance
I've created a monster!
735
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:41,097
* I got two left feet
(crashing)
736
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:44,630
* I hate to dance, I
just can't feel the beat
737
00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,603
* I hate to dance,
(Dorothy mumbles)
738
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,830
* Just feel like a fool
739
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:52,733
* I hate to dance,
but I do it for you
740
00:42:53,367 --> 00:42:54,797
Let's get out of here.
741
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,730
I have never been so
embarrassed in my entire life.
742
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:01,970
* Dance
Baby, I'd like to thank you
743
00:43:01,967 --> 00:43:05,827
very, very much for such a
wonderful, wonderful evening.
744
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:09,103
I can't take you
anywhere. (clicks)
745
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:11,800
(magical chime)
(crowd groans)
746
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,400
- That's it. Everybody
outta my bar!
747
00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:18,727
- [Scarecrow] The last
time we play cover here.
748
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,370
- Hey, um ...
749
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,870
We're off to the Land of Play.
750
00:43:29,867 --> 00:43:31,627
You wanna join us?
751
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,600
- Are there any wizards
or genies there?
752
00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:37,033
- I don't know. Maybe.
753
00:43:37,033 --> 00:43:40,273
It's definitely a place
where adults get lucky.
754
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,500
- He ain't kiddin'.
755
00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:47,373
- [Carmine] Help me.
756
00:43:47,367 --> 00:43:50,367
I've gotta get
out of here. Help!
757
00:43:50,367 --> 00:43:52,367
- Bye, Carmine.
758
00:43:53,233 --> 00:43:56,473
- So, they're off to
the Land of Play, huh?
759
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,370
- [Voiceover] You're
not thinking of going
760
00:44:01,367 --> 00:44:02,827
down there yourself?
761
00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:06,633
No royal has ever set foot
in that den of depravity.
762
00:44:06,633 --> 00:44:08,373
- Of course not.
763
00:44:08,367 --> 00:44:10,927
But, if I play my cards right,
764
00:44:10,933 --> 00:44:13,403
I can get rid of
Emmanuelle once and for all
765
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,370
with two simple phone calls.
766
00:44:15,367 --> 00:44:16,627
- [Operator] If you'd
like to make a call,
767
00:44:16,633 --> 00:44:17,933
please hang up and try again.
768
00:44:17,933 --> 00:44:20,233
- Mirror, mirror, who knows all,
769
00:44:20,233 --> 00:44:22,703
tell me the numbers
I wish to call.
770
00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:24,897
Shirley Pumpkin-Eater.
771
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:26,700
- [Voiceover] I'm sorry, who?
772
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:28,370
- Peter's wife.
773
00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:30,667
- [Voiceover] What's
the last name, please?
774
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,397
- I don't know.
775
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,230
Pumpkin-Eater?
776
00:44:34,233 --> 00:44:35,833
Mrs. Eater?
777
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:38,673
- [Voiceover] Oh, I don't
have a listing for that.
778
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,430
- All right.
779
00:44:41,433 --> 00:44:44,833
How about for the old woman
who lives in the shoe?
780
00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:45,703
- [Voiceover] You'll
have to give me more than
781
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,270
just old woman.
782
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,367
I mean, I have an
Old Mother Hubbard,
783
00:44:49,367 --> 00:44:52,367
a Mother Goose, Old King Cole.
784
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,633
(Queen chuckles)
785
00:44:54,633 --> 00:44:56,073
- I can't get a break.
786
00:44:56,067 --> 00:45:00,997
(slow sitar music)
787
00:45:02,733 --> 00:45:07,373
(bubbling)
788
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,670
(Goldilocks mumbles)
789
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,233
- [Peter] Have a seat.
790
00:45:30,367 --> 00:45:32,197
- I'm so wasted.
791
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,670
- [Humpty] What can I say? The
ladies love my vibrating egg.
792
00:45:42,667 --> 00:45:47,367
(buzzing)
793
00:45:49,267 --> 00:45:50,427
- [Jack] So ...
794
00:45:50,433 --> 00:45:52,673
I see you found
the Land of Play!
795
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,527
Didn't I tell ya? It's awesome!
796
00:45:58,367 --> 00:46:01,227
- Has anyone seen my sheep?
797
00:46:02,267 --> 00:46:04,867
- No. No animals
allowed in here.
798
00:46:04,867 --> 00:46:07,067
Just ask Mary!
799
00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:09,597
(Mary mumbles)
800
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,070
- Oh, more.
801
00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:13,103
More.
802
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:15,600
- What's going on back there?
803
00:46:15,667 --> 00:46:16,627
- Candlewick and
I met this little,
804
00:46:16,633 --> 00:46:18,903
wooden boy on our way here.
805
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,730
Pin-something.
806
00:46:21,133 --> 00:46:21,933
- Pinocchio?
807
00:46:21,933 --> 00:46:23,503
- Yeah, that's him!
808
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,500
Anyways, this Mary chick ...
809
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,900
You might have seen
her lamb outside.
810
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:31,370
Well, she's been sitting on his
face for the last half hour!
811
00:46:31,367 --> 00:46:33,197
She can't get enough of him.
812
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,900
(Pinocchio mumbles)
813
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,600
- [Mary] More.
814
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,800
Oh, yeah. More.
815
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,370
What's that, (mumbles)?
816
00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:42,267
(Pinocchio mumbles)
817
00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:43,797
(Mary moans)
818
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,400
Smoking cures cancer?
819
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,870
(Pinocchio mumbles)
Oh, there is no such thing
820
00:46:47,867 --> 00:46:50,427
as the (mumbles an moans).
821
00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:53,103
- [Jill] Come back, Jack.
822
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:55,630
I wanna fill my pail
with your water.
823
00:46:55,633 --> 00:46:58,673
- That's the kinda
tumble I like.
824
00:46:58,667 --> 00:47:01,267
- [Jill] Oh yeah. Come to mama.
825
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,470
- You should probably
talk to the Pied Piper
826
00:47:03,467 --> 00:47:04,797
about your problems.
827
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,470
He did wonders for Jill.
828
00:47:06,467 --> 00:47:09,497
She used to be such
a frigid bitch.
829
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,570
- Can I be of assistance?
830
00:47:12,567 --> 00:47:13,967
- [Emmanuelle] Oh, no.
831
00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:17,927
I thought your pipe only
worked on children and rats.
832
00:47:17,933 --> 00:47:20,233
- Oh, I made some adjustments.
833
00:47:20,233 --> 00:47:23,173
Women really enjoy
the tune I play.
834
00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:25,227
They respond.
835
00:47:25,767 --> 00:47:27,167
Watch.
836
00:47:27,567 --> 00:47:30,367
(recorder music)
837
00:47:30,367 --> 00:47:35,367
(women moaning)
838
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,733
- I don't believe this.
839
00:47:46,267 --> 00:47:48,367
- [Pied Piper] Oh, a challenge.
840
00:47:48,367 --> 00:47:49,467
- [Emmanuelle] I have
to get out of here.
841
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:50,697
(recorder music)
842
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:51,800
(gasps)
843
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,270
(moans)
844
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,730
(women moaning)
845
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,170
- You son of a bitch!
846
00:48:30,167 --> 00:48:32,097
(Peter and Shirley
yelling over each other)
847
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,570
- [Peter] Shirley, honey!
848
00:48:33,567 --> 00:48:35,367
What, what, what,
what're you doing here?
849
00:48:35,367 --> 00:48:38,227
- I got an anonymous phone
call from the castle.
850
00:48:38,233 --> 00:48:41,073
Eating pumpkins, my ass.
851
00:48:41,067 --> 00:48:43,227
- [Peter] Believe it or
not, I really can explain.
852
00:48:43,233 --> 00:48:44,933
- [Shirley] No you can't,
because I'm gonna be doing
853
00:48:44,933 --> 00:48:47,473
the explaining from now on.
854
00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:48,697
- Not again.
855
00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:53,470
(upbeat rock music)
856
00:49:00,233 --> 00:49:01,473
(Peter groans)
857
00:49:01,467 --> 00:49:04,227
* Love is supposed to be
858
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:07,503
* A give and take situation
859
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:10,730
* But I give, and you take
- Oh, honey. Honey, dont.
860
00:49:10,733 --> 00:49:14,103
* And I don't need
this aggravation
861
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:17,530
* I've had enough of
all the things you do
862
00:49:17,533 --> 00:49:20,103
* There's just one
thing I wanna say to you
863
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:22,970
* And that's bye-bye, baby
864
00:49:22,967 --> 00:49:24,567
* Baby, bye-bye
865
00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:29,173
* Bye-bye, baby
866
00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:31,427
* Baby, bye-bye
867
00:49:33,767 --> 00:49:36,567
* You think that just because
868
00:49:36,567 --> 00:49:39,767
* I love you, you can use me
869
00:49:40,233 --> 00:49:42,903
* Well I think I've had enough
870
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:46,030
* 'Cause now I see
how you've abused me
871
00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:49,903
* I'm not the little
fool I was before
872
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:52,830
* And I won't hang
around you anymore
873
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:55,103
* Bye-bye, baby
874
00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:57,030
* Baby, bye-bye
875
00:49:59,367 --> 00:50:01,527
* Bye-bye, baby
876
00:50:01,533 --> 00:50:03,373
* Baby, bye-bye
877
00:50:06,433 --> 00:50:11,433
* I only wanted you to
love me like I love you
878
00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:17,327
* But you just
threw my heart away
879
00:50:19,133 --> 00:50:21,833
* Now I found someone new
880
00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:24,733
* Who loves me like I love you
881
00:50:25,533 --> 00:50:28,673
* And I feel glad that
you and I are through
882
00:50:28,667 --> 00:50:31,197
* 'Cause now it feels
so good to say to you
883
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,030
* B-b-b-bye-bye, baby
884
00:50:34,033 --> 00:50:36,603
* Baby, bye-bye
You think you're so funny.
885
00:50:38,167 --> 00:50:40,397
* Bye-bye, baby
886
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,370
* Baby, bye-bye
887
00:50:44,767 --> 00:50:46,967
* Bye-bye, baby
888
00:50:46,967 --> 00:50:49,027
* Baby, bye-bye
889
00:50:50,233 --> 00:50:53,273
Don't encourage her.
* Bye-bye, baby
890
00:50:53,267 --> 00:50:55,667
* Baby, bye-bye
891
00:50:57,033 --> 00:50:58,003
Where do you think
you're going?!
892
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,730
* Bye-bye, baby
893
00:50:59,733 --> 00:51:02,373
* Baby, bye-bye
(Peter groans)
894
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,170
- That's my new dad. (chuckles)
895
00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:08,597
(sirens wailing)
896
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,500
Oh, my God! It's a raid!
897
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,070
(sirens wailing)
898
00:51:15,067 --> 00:51:17,427
- [Goldilocks] This is my
dress. Get your own clothes!
899
00:51:17,433 --> 00:51:19,673
- Where's the front door!
900
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,400
- [Jack] Maybe you gotta
go out the back door!
901
00:51:24,967 --> 00:51:26,997
- [Voiceover] I'm screwed.
902
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,970
(sirens wailing)
903
00:51:28,967 --> 00:51:31,127
- Tell me the truth!
904
00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,473
More. Tell me the truth!
905
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:38,770
I'm stuck.
(Pinocchio mumbles)
906
00:51:38,767 --> 00:51:42,227
(sirens wailing)
907
00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:44,373
- [Voiceover]
Freeze! Don't move.
908
00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:46,967
Public nudity is a
serious crime, young lady.
909
00:51:46,967 --> 00:51:48,367
You are under arrest,
910
00:51:48,367 --> 00:51:51,027
and we are gonna
throw the book at you.
911
00:51:51,033 --> 00:51:55,503
(crashing)
(sirens wailing)
912
00:51:56,367 --> 00:52:01,267
(mysterious orchestra music)
913
00:52:05,367 --> 00:52:06,797
- Yes.
914
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,270
Yes, Warden. Thank you very
much for calling. (giggles)
915
00:52:11,133 --> 00:52:12,373
It worked!
916
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,970
They raided the place,
917
00:52:13,967 --> 00:52:16,767
and Emmanuelle was arrested
for indecent exposure,
918
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:20,367
a crime punishable for up
to 30 years of hard labor.
919
00:52:20,367 --> 00:52:23,227
So, I don't have to
worry about her anymore.
920
00:52:23,233 --> 00:52:25,803
So, let's see.
921
00:52:26,667 --> 00:52:29,627
With Dorothy cursed to
dance her life away,
922
00:52:29,633 --> 00:52:31,973
Alice reduced to a
complete druggie,
923
00:52:31,967 --> 00:52:34,097
thanks to my friends, the
Caterpillar and Mad Hatter.
924
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:39,100
And my personal favorite,
Snow White, hacked to bits.
925
00:52:39,533 --> 00:52:41,903
And Emmanuelle in jail,
926
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:44,470
I think it's time
for Final Jeopardy.
927
00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:46,373
Are you ready?
928
00:52:46,767 --> 00:52:49,797
Mirror, mirror, make the call.
929
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,670
Who's the ruler of them all?
930
00:52:52,667 --> 00:52:54,727
- [Voiceover] The King.
931
00:52:55,367 --> 00:52:57,397
- Female ruler.
932
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,970
- [Voiceover] You are, my queen.
933
00:52:58,967 --> 00:52:59,897
(Queen giggles)
934
00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:01,770
- Oh, yeah. That's right.
935
00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:04,227
Say it again. Uh-huh.
936
00:53:04,233 --> 00:53:06,103
- [Voiceover] It, again.
937
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:10,030
- No, I meant who's the fairest,
938
00:53:10,033 --> 00:53:13,403
sexiest, most powerful
woman in the land?
939
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,670
- [Voiceover] Emmanuelle.
940
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:18,873
- Who isn't in
prison at the moment.
941
00:53:18,867 --> 00:53:19,897
- [Voiceover] You're
making this request
942
00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,130
awfully specific, aren't you?
943
00:53:22,133 --> 00:53:23,403
- So?
944
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,500
- [Voiceover] Well then,
why don't you just add:
945
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,400
has black hair,
lives in a castle,
946
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,730
and stands in front of a
magic mirror 15 hours a day,
947
00:53:30,733 --> 00:53:33,533
asking slanted questions
while you're at it?
948
00:53:33,533 --> 00:53:34,803
- Oh, I see.
949
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,370
So, you think I'm
manipulating you
950
00:53:36,367 --> 00:53:38,697
to supply me the
answers I wanna hear?
951
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,170
- [Voiceover] Yes.
952
00:53:40,167 --> 00:53:43,427
- And I'm living in denial
from inescapable outcome?
953
00:53:43,433 --> 00:53:44,833
- [Voiceover] Yes.
954
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:46,373
- While trying
desperately to hold on
955
00:53:46,367 --> 00:53:48,467
to my youth and physical beauty,
956
00:53:48,467 --> 00:53:50,497
even though it's
only natural to age
957
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,370
and mature as one gets older?
958
00:53:52,367 --> 00:53:53,997
The circle of life, and such?
959
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,170
- [Voiceover] Yes!
960
00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:56,997
(Queen giggles)
- Well, (giggles)
961
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,370
I don't give a fuck
what you think!
962
00:53:59,367 --> 00:54:01,467
I'm gonna go out.
I'm gonna party.
963
00:54:01,467 --> 00:54:02,997
I'm gonna get laid.
964
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,230
And Emmanuelle can rot in hell.
965
00:54:06,233 --> 00:54:07,673
See ya.
966
00:54:10,367 --> 00:54:11,397
Hmm!
967
00:54:18,067 --> 00:54:19,497
- [Voiceover] Bitch.
968
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:24,200
(punk rock music)
969
00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:31,433
- [Warden] Enjoy your stay.
970
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,970
You're next.
971
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,230
I'll get to you later.
972
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,000
Red, pull the switch.
973
00:54:56,533 --> 00:55:01,473
(electric buzzing)
974
00:55:01,567 --> 00:55:06,367
(sullen piano music)
975
00:55:09,267 --> 00:55:12,927
- [Carmine] You're not going
to find any princesses in here.
976
00:55:13,567 --> 00:55:16,167
- Carmine, did they
arrest you too?
977
00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:18,627
- [Carmine] No,
I'm just visiting.
978
00:55:18,867 --> 00:55:21,267
- How am I gonna
get out of here?
979
00:55:21,267 --> 00:55:23,067
- [Carmine] I don't know,
they don't take too kindly
980
00:55:23,067 --> 00:55:26,067
to private parts on
display in public places.
981
00:55:26,067 --> 00:55:28,597
It's a pretty strict
law from the castle.
982
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,930
- Why?
983
00:55:29,933 --> 00:55:31,703
What is wrong with
the naked body?
984
00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:32,970
- [Carmine] It's an image thing.
985
00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:35,367
You see, basically
everyone looks the same
986
00:55:35,367 --> 00:55:38,367
when they're naked, except for
a few bumps here and there.
987
00:55:38,367 --> 00:55:40,367
So, if people ran around nude,
988
00:55:40,367 --> 00:55:42,927
how could you tell the
upper class from the lower?
989
00:55:42,933 --> 00:55:44,703
That's why the ruling
class is so uptight
990
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,900
when it comes to nudity and sex.
991
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:48,870
They're all control freaks.
992
00:55:49,467 --> 00:55:52,267
- This land is so
out of balance.
993
00:55:52,267 --> 00:55:54,197
- [Carmine] Too much
sex, and not enough sex.
994
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,430
That's the way it is in this
beat-up, broke-down world.
995
00:55:57,733 --> 00:55:59,733
- [Humpty] That is so true.
996
00:56:06,067 --> 00:56:07,797
- What happened to you?
997
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,470
- I tried to escape,
climbed the wall, and fell.
998
00:56:12,067 --> 00:56:14,027
They couldn't put me
back together again,
999
00:56:14,033 --> 00:56:16,373
so they put me in here.
1000
00:56:16,367 --> 00:56:20,397
Oh, talk about
yolk on your face.
1001
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:24,370
* Round, round, round
1002
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:32,200
* Turn it around, round, round
1003
00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:38,497
* I hear Mother Nature cryin'
1004
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:42,400
* Like a scared,
lost, little girl
1005
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,400
* Terrified of
what we'd do to her
1006
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:49,030
* In this beat-up,
broke-down world
1007
00:56:49,033 --> 00:56:52,073
* Somewhere a soldier is dyin'
1008
00:56:52,067 --> 00:56:55,367
* For some flag to fly over
1009
00:56:55,367 --> 00:56:59,027
* Why is it so hard
to live in peace
1010
00:56:59,033 --> 00:57:02,633
* In this beat-up,
broke-down world
1011
00:57:02,967 --> 00:57:05,927
* Round, round, round
1012
00:57:05,933 --> 00:57:08,433
* This beat-up, broke-down world
1013
00:57:08,433 --> 00:57:12,703
* Keep turnin'
around, round, round
1014
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:16,430
* This beat-up, broke-down world
1015
00:57:21,267 --> 00:57:24,567
* We're fooled by advertisers
1016
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:28,167
* Cigarettes, Jheri curl
1017
00:57:28,233 --> 00:57:31,473
* 'Til billboards
cover every inch
1018
00:57:31,467 --> 00:57:34,997
* Of this beat-up,
broke-down world
1019
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,370
* We bow down to big business
1020
00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:41,597
* As they (mumbles) purse
1021
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,030
* And they'll sell our
children's birth right
1022
00:57:45,033 --> 00:57:49,073
* To this beat-up,
broke-down world
1023
00:57:49,067 --> 00:57:52,067
* Round, round, round
1024
00:57:52,067 --> 00:57:54,997
* This beat-up, broke-down world
1025
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,930
* Turn it around, round, round
1026
00:57:58,933 --> 00:58:01,403
* This beat-up, broke-down world
1027
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,770
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1028
00:58:04,767 --> 00:58:08,227
* And fix this beat-up,
broke-down world
1029
00:58:08,233 --> 00:58:11,603
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1030
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:16,000
* Gotta fix this
beat-up, broke-down world
1031
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,730
* They say the darkest hour's
1032
00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:22,273
* Always just before the dawn
1033
00:58:22,267 --> 00:58:26,127
* 'Til the daylight
brings its power
1034
00:58:26,133 --> 00:58:28,773
* We must keep on keeping on
1035
00:58:28,767 --> 00:58:33,367
(blues guitar solo)
1036
00:59:08,433 --> 00:59:12,233
* Hear the sound
of children crying
1037
00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:15,573
* We're all scared
little boys and girls
1038
00:59:15,567 --> 00:59:18,997
* As we march toward
to fight the beast
1039
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,530
* Of this beat-up,
broke-down world
1040
00:59:22,533 --> 00:59:25,703
* No time for hesitation
1041
00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:28,970
* As the wheels of
change (mumbles)
1042
00:59:28,967 --> 00:59:33,227
* 'Cause it's up to
us to fix this busted
1043
00:59:33,233 --> 00:59:35,403
* Beat-up, broke-down world
1044
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,670
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1045
00:59:38,667 --> 00:59:42,197
* And fix this beat-up,
broke-down world
1046
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,470
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1047
00:59:45,467 --> 00:59:48,897
* And fix this beat-up,
broke-down world
1048
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:52,370
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1049
00:59:52,367 --> 00:59:55,827
* We can fix this
beat-up, broke-down world
1050
00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:59,133
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1051
00:59:59,133 --> 01:00:02,673
* And fix this beat-up,
broke-down world
1052
01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:06,797
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1053
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,430
* This beat-up, broke-down world
1054
01:00:09,433 --> 01:00:13,803
* We got to turn it
around, round, round
1055
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,600
* This beat-up, broke down world
1056
01:00:22,767 --> 01:00:26,127
* Round, round, round
1057
01:00:28,367 --> 01:00:32,667
* We can turn it
around, round, round *
1058
01:00:39,967 --> 01:00:42,267
- [Warden] Keep it down in here.
1059
01:00:42,267 --> 01:00:44,397
This is a prison,
1060
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,730
not a karaoke club.
1061
01:00:48,567 --> 01:00:50,997
- [Carmine] Well, guess
I'll be moving right along.
1062
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,230
Oh!
1063
01:00:52,233 --> 01:00:53,503
And if you figure
a way outta here,
1064
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:55,130
I heard a rumor
that a new sorcerer
1065
01:00:55,133 --> 01:00:58,203
may be coming down to Rosie's
Cantina this afternoon.
1066
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,330
He may be able to
help you. Good luck!
1067
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,603
Look out below!
(whoosh)
1068
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,600
(car horn honking)
(crashing)
1069
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:20,130
- Warden, I wanna speak
to you, right away.
1070
01:01:20,133 --> 01:01:22,273
I want some answers!
1071
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:27,870
- What is ...
1072
01:01:27,867 --> 01:01:29,067
Hey.
1073
01:01:29,067 --> 01:01:31,027
Put those clothes back on.
1074
01:01:31,033 --> 01:01:33,073
- I wanna know why
I was arrested.
1075
01:01:33,067 --> 01:01:34,567
- [Warden] You know why.
1076
01:01:34,567 --> 01:01:36,427
Indecent exposure.
1077
01:01:36,433 --> 01:01:38,603
- What's so indecent
about what I'm wearing?
1078
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,970
- What you're wearing?
1079
01:01:39,967 --> 01:01:42,367
You mean your birthday suit?
1080
01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:43,427
- [Emmanuelle] Why, yes.
1081
01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:45,373
I did get it for my birthday.
1082
01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:46,997
It's hot off the assembly line.
1083
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,370
It's an original, made
by the same weavers
1084
01:01:49,367 --> 01:01:51,567
who made the Emperor's
new clothing.
1085
01:01:52,367 --> 01:01:53,797
- What?
1086
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,530
- [Emmanuelle] Surely, you've
heard of the new clothing.
1087
01:01:55,533 --> 01:01:58,873
It's made from special
silk and Egyptian threads,
1088
01:01:58,867 --> 01:02:01,597
stunningly beautiful,
yet seemingly invisible
1089
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,000
to most common folk.
1090
01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:06,597
- Why, yes, of course I've heard
1091
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,570
of the Emperor's new clothes.
1092
01:02:08,567 --> 01:02:11,727
It was the talk of the
land for quite some time.
1093
01:02:11,733 --> 01:02:13,573
- Isn't it elegant?
1094
01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:18,670
Daring, yet subtle
at the same time?
1095
01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:23,403
- And, invisible to
the simple, you said?
1096
01:02:24,033 --> 01:02:26,973
- More like stupid.
1097
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,430
But, I'm sure a smart,
intelligent man like yourself
1098
01:02:31,433 --> 01:02:35,173
can appreciate the
craftsmanship of the design.
1099
01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:39,197
- Yes, very nice. It
brings out your eyes.
1100
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,370
- [Emmanuelle] So,
why was I arrested?
1101
01:02:41,367 --> 01:02:43,727
I mean, what's so
indecent about this outfit
1102
01:02:43,733 --> 01:02:45,403
when all the queens
and princesses
1103
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,630
will be wearing it by next week?
1104
01:02:48,133 --> 01:02:51,733
- Why, there's nothing
indecent about it.
1105
01:02:51,733 --> 01:02:55,103
The arresting officer
must've made a mistake.
1106
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:56,970
You're free to go.
1107
01:02:58,033 --> 01:03:00,203
I have to get one of of
those dresses for my wife
1108
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,630
as soon as they hit the market.
1109
01:03:01,633 --> 01:03:04,873
- [Emmanuelle] Good day.
- [Warden] Wait, Emmanuelle.
1110
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:08,600
How about a coat to
go with that dress?
1111
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:11,370
You see, I'm afraid some
of my other officers
1112
01:03:11,367 --> 01:03:14,697
may not share my fashion sense.
1113
01:03:17,433 --> 01:03:22,433
(donkey braying)
1114
01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:31,970
(elegant acoustic guitar music)
1115
01:03:52,867 --> 01:03:56,067
- Excuse me, is this seat taken?
1116
01:03:56,067 --> 01:03:58,367
- No. Be my guest.
1117
01:03:58,367 --> 01:04:00,127
- Thanks.
(magical chime)
1118
01:04:01,567 --> 01:04:04,267
- I am so sorry.
1119
01:04:04,267 --> 01:04:06,927
I'm still trying to get
a hang of these powers.
1120
01:04:08,567 --> 01:04:11,397
- It's okay, but wait.
1121
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,830
Powers?
1122
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:15,273
What are you, some
kind of sorcerer?
1123
01:04:15,267 --> 01:04:17,367
- Sorcerer's apprentice,
actually. (chuckles)
1124
01:04:17,367 --> 01:04:20,697
I just started working for
Merlin up at the Royal Castle.
1125
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:24,270
We ran into a little bit
of a water problem though.
1126
01:04:24,267 --> 01:04:26,497
I asked a broom to
fetch some for me.
1127
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,200
It turned out to be a big mess.
1128
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,070
Boss got really pissed.
(splashing and shattering)
1129
01:04:34,567 --> 01:04:36,797
I'm so sorry.
1130
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,370
- No, no, no. Don't--
1131
01:04:38,367 --> 01:04:39,527
- Let me help you.
1132
01:04:39,533 --> 01:04:40,703
- It's quite all right.
I'll take care of it.
1133
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:43,130
You just sit down
and enjoy the show.
1134
01:04:44,567 --> 01:04:47,027
- As you can see, I'm still
a little wet behind the ears.
1135
01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:49,733
(hoots) Name's Mikey.
1136
01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:51,667
- Emmanuelle.
1137
01:04:53,467 --> 01:04:54,897
Don't worry about it.
1138
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:57,400
I met a boy trying to fetch
some water the other day.
1139
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,870
Name was Jack. Had
the same problem.
1140
01:04:59,867 --> 01:05:01,267
- [Mikey] Jack?
- [Emmanuelle] Yeah.
1141
01:05:01,267 --> 01:05:03,927
- [Mikey] You mean their
new star attraction?
1142
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,430
- [Voiceover] Ladies
and gentlemen!
1143
01:05:06,433 --> 01:05:08,503
Please take your
seat for Rosalita
1144
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:11,170
and her magnificent jackass.
1145
01:05:11,167 --> 01:05:15,527
(audience applauds)
1146
01:05:18,767 --> 01:05:20,767
- Jack, what happened?!
1147
01:05:20,767 --> 01:05:22,427
- [Mikey] He stayed in the
Land of Play for too long.
1148
01:05:22,433 --> 01:05:24,203
He and his friends were
turned into animals.
1149
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,400
That's what happens to boys
1150
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,830
who only wanna play all day.
1151
01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:29,473
- That's horrible.
1152
01:05:29,467 --> 01:05:32,367
- [Mikey] Hey, at
least he has a job now.
1153
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:35,503
- Job? What kind
of job is this?!
1154
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,230
- Jack, tell them your story.
1155
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:43,400
(upbeat Latin music)
1156
01:05:51,033 --> 01:05:55,203
* I was born a little
boro in a fish tank
1157
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,930
* Way down the Mexico way
1158
01:05:58,933 --> 01:06:01,733
* There were fish
heads, fish tails
1159
01:06:01,733 --> 01:06:03,603
* Fish guts everywhere
1160
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,070
* I had to get outta that place
1161
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:11,370
* My dear mamacita, she told me
1162
01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:15,627
* Tijuana is the place to be
1163
01:06:15,633 --> 01:06:19,833
* There's always
room in the spotlight
1164
01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:23,573
* For a jackass like me
1165
01:06:23,567 --> 01:06:25,967
* I'll be a sex donkey
1166
01:06:25,967 --> 01:06:28,927
* Ooh, a sex donkey, yeah
1167
01:06:28,933 --> 01:06:32,833
* Sex donkey in Tijuana
1168
01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:37,633
* I'll be the star of my
very own late-night show
1169
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,070
* Whoa-whoa
1170
01:06:40,233 --> 01:06:43,933
* I'm a buccaneer
bull with long, long
1171
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:45,933
* Way to go
1172
01:06:48,367 --> 01:06:52,467
* So I headed on
down the long highway
1173
01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:56,527
* That leads to
the promised land
1174
01:06:56,533 --> 01:07:01,373
* And all the broken bottles
by the side of the road
1175
01:07:01,367 --> 01:07:05,397
* Sparkled like
diamonds in the sand
1176
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,430
* And Carlos Coyote,
Rodriguez the rooster
1177
01:07:09,433 --> 01:07:13,573
* And Celio the snake
wanted to join my band
1178
01:07:13,567 --> 01:07:15,567
* So I said, "Okay, boys
1179
01:07:15,567 --> 01:07:17,667
* "Let's hear what you can do"
1180
01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:19,667
* Ah-one, ah-two
1181
01:07:19,667 --> 01:07:21,897
* Uno, dos, tres, quatro
1182
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:24,930
(shrill yells)
1183
01:07:24,933 --> 01:07:27,233
* Oh, no, no, no
1184
01:07:27,233 --> 01:07:29,433
* If ya wanna be in my band
1185
01:07:29,433 --> 01:07:31,933
* You gotta sing my song
1186
01:07:31,933 --> 01:07:35,403
* And my song goes like this
1187
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,730
* I'll be a sex donkey
1188
01:07:37,733 --> 01:07:39,833
* He's a sex donkey
1189
01:07:39,833 --> 01:07:44,503
* Ooh, a (whip) sex
donkey in Tijuana
1190
01:07:44,733 --> 01:07:49,373
* I'll be the star of my
very own late-night show
1191
01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:51,933
* And watch us talk
1192
01:07:51,933 --> 01:07:56,003
* I'm a buccaneer
bull with a long, long
1193
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,800
* Way to go
1194
01:07:57,933 --> 01:08:00,703
* Do the donkey
1195
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:05,400
(trumpet solo)
1196
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,730
* I survived for many long,
hot days in the desert sun
1197
01:08:13,733 --> 01:08:16,603
* Finally reached
our destination
1198
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:21,370
* Tijuana, land of dreams
1199
01:08:21,367 --> 01:08:24,697
* Swimming pools, movie stars
1200
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,900
* So we went into
Rosie's Cantina
1201
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:32,770
* To wash that (mumbles)
1202
01:08:33,233 --> 01:08:37,803
* That's when that
first saw my Rosalita
1203
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,770
* Loveliest stripper
in the whole dang town
1204
01:08:41,767 --> 01:08:45,767
* I looked in her eyes,
and she looked at my eyes
1205
01:08:45,767 --> 01:08:49,427
* And we knew that
it was meant to be
1206
01:08:49,433 --> 01:08:53,633
* Since then she's
been my leading lady
1207
01:08:53,633 --> 01:08:57,633
* And I'm her leading donkey
1208
01:08:57,633 --> 01:09:01,933
* 'Cause I'm a sex
donkey, he's a sex donkey
1209
01:09:01,933 --> 01:09:06,633
* Oh, a sex donkey in Tijuana
1210
01:09:06,633 --> 01:09:11,573
* I'm the star of my
very own late-night show
1211
01:09:12,100 --> 01:09:14,000
* Look out, David Letterman
1212
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,770
* I'm a buccaneer
bull with a long, long
1213
01:09:18,767 --> 01:09:21,797
* Long, long way to go
1214
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,430
* Whoo
1215
01:09:24,367 --> 01:09:28,567
* 'Cause I'm a sex
donkey, he's a sex donkey
1216
01:09:28,567 --> 01:09:32,727
* I'm a sex donkey in Tijuana
1217
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:37,473
* I'm a sex donkey,
he's a sex donkey
1218
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,870
* Sex donkey in Tijuana
1219
01:09:40,867 --> 01:09:45,427
* I'm a sex donkey,
he's a sex donkey
1220
01:09:45,933 --> 01:09:49,803
* Sex donkey in Tijuana
1221
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,000
* Oh, my god
1222
01:09:53,867 --> 01:09:56,127
* It's a real donkey
1223
01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:58,433
* Oh, my God
1224
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:03,773
- Are you all right?
1225
01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:05,627
- I have to get
back to my blimp.
1226
01:10:05,633 --> 01:10:08,133
I mean, this is too crazy.
1227
01:10:08,133 --> 01:10:11,733
I'm open-minded and all,
but I mean, come on!
1228
01:10:12,533 --> 01:10:14,703
- Perhaps I can help.
1229
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:16,570
Where is this
1230
01:10:16,567 --> 01:10:18,497
blimp?
1231
01:10:18,967 --> 01:10:21,127
- In another universe.
1232
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:25,500
You see, we were traveling
through a wormhole,
1233
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:28,430
got sucked in, and--
- [Mikey] Oh, my.
1234
01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:30,973
- [Mikey] You're not
from this world, are you?
1235
01:10:30,967 --> 01:10:32,097
- [Emmanuelle] No.
1236
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:33,370
- Okay, well then,
1237
01:10:33,367 --> 01:10:35,097
you need to come back
to the castle with me.
1238
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,330
Merlin will know what to do.
1239
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:40,133
In fact, it's his job to
take care of visitors.
1240
01:10:40,567 --> 01:10:43,167
- Okay, all right. Let's go.
1241
01:10:43,167 --> 01:10:46,197
- [Mikey] Just let me conjure
up some transportation.
1242
01:10:46,867 --> 01:10:49,367
(magical chime)
1243
01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,303
- Scooters?
1244
01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:53,230
- My own invention.
1245
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:55,530
- Really?
1246
01:10:56,533 --> 01:10:58,903
- Okay, well not
really my own idea,
1247
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:02,270
but they really are stupendous.
1248
01:11:02,267 --> 01:11:05,927
Good for the environment
because they're human powered.
1249
01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:08,973
You can go up to
two miles per hour.
1250
01:11:08,967 --> 01:11:10,897
They really are the
way for the future.
1251
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,030
(hoots) Hop on!
1252
01:11:13,033 --> 01:11:15,133
- [Carmine] Don't mind if I do.
1253
01:11:15,133 --> 01:11:16,203
- Hey!
1254
01:11:16,733 --> 01:11:18,903
Carmine, good to see you again.
1255
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:21,370
- [Carmine] My tip
paid off, I see.
1256
01:11:21,367 --> 01:11:22,767
- Yes.
1257
01:11:22,767 --> 01:11:24,097
Mikey says Merlin can help me,
1258
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:26,370
so we're heading back
to the castle right now.
1259
01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:28,227
- [Carmine] Plenty of
princesses at the castle.
1260
01:11:28,233 --> 01:11:29,603
Mind if I tag along?
1261
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,200
- Mikey, can he come?
1262
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,370
- [Carmine] If you
hold me, I can.
1263
01:11:34,367 --> 01:11:36,367
- Hey, was that
some kind of crude--
1264
01:11:36,367 --> 01:11:38,727
- [Carmine] No! Get your
mind outta the gutter, lady.
1265
01:11:38,733 --> 01:11:41,373
You've been inside Rosie's
Cantina for too long.
1266
01:11:41,367 --> 01:11:43,227
- That's for sure.
1267
01:11:46,133 --> 01:11:48,603
- This is my favorite part!
1268
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:53,700
(peaceful orchestra music)
1269
01:11:58,433 --> 01:12:02,173
- [Voiceover] Ooh, looks like
someone had a wicked night.
1270
01:12:02,167 --> 01:12:05,367
- It's good to be
the Queen. (giggles)
1271
01:12:06,467 --> 01:12:08,697
- [Voiceover] If you say so.
1272
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,430
- That's it.
1273
01:12:11,533 --> 01:12:14,103
Mirror, mirror in the hall.
1274
01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:15,700
- [Voiceover] I'm
not in the hall.
1275
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:18,030
- You wanna bet?!
1276
01:12:20,033 --> 01:12:22,273
- [Voiceover] Hey,
watch it. I'm delicate.
1277
01:12:22,267 --> 01:12:24,997
If you break me, that's
seven years bad luck.
1278
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,600
- It'll still be better than
listening to your big mouth.
1279
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,730
- [Voiceover] But then,
who's going to help you
1280
01:12:28,733 --> 01:12:30,373
get rid of Emmanuelle?
1281
01:12:30,367 --> 01:12:32,667
- Emmanuelle's in
jail. Remember?
1282
01:12:32,667 --> 01:12:35,067
- [Voiceover] Not anymore.
1283
01:12:35,067 --> 01:12:36,627
- What're you talking about?
1284
01:12:36,633 --> 01:12:38,103
- [Voiceover] She was
let out on the Emperor's
1285
01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:41,730
new clothes clause, and is
on her way to the castle.
1286
01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:43,103
- My castle?
1287
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:45,670
- [Voiceover] It's the
King's castle, technically.
1288
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:48,403
- What am I gonna do?
1289
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,430
I try and kill her,
that doesn't work.
1290
01:12:50,433 --> 01:12:52,803
I lock her up, she escapes.
1291
01:12:53,367 --> 01:12:55,867
Her beauty can't be stopped.
1292
01:12:56,567 --> 01:12:57,827
Beauty.
1293
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,070
Hold on a second.
1294
01:13:00,367 --> 01:13:02,527
Why didn't I think
of that before?
1295
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,370
- [Voiceover] What
are you getting at?
1296
01:13:05,367 --> 01:13:06,667
- [Queen] People who have money,
1297
01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:08,127
what do they want?
1298
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,473
More money.
1299
01:13:09,467 --> 01:13:11,367
It's the same with
people who are beautiful.
1300
01:13:11,367 --> 01:13:13,997
You can never be too pretty.
1301
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,630
Improvements can always be made.
1302
01:13:18,433 --> 01:13:22,473
(bubbling)
1303
01:13:22,467 --> 01:13:23,927
- [Voiceover] Oh,
you're not going to try
1304
01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:26,433
to make Emmanuelle
eat one of your ...
1305
01:13:26,433 --> 01:13:28,233
- Magic apples.
1306
01:13:28,233 --> 01:13:30,133
That's right.
1307
01:13:30,133 --> 01:13:32,373
One bite, and ba-boom.
1308
01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:33,867
Emmanuelle's perfect figure
1309
01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:36,197
will be a thing of the past.
1310
01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:43,070
Hello? Get me security.
1311
01:13:43,067 --> 01:13:45,397
(bubbling)
1312
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,370
- [Mikey] I win.
1313
01:13:47,367 --> 01:13:49,467
And, we're here! (giggles)
1314
01:13:52,867 --> 01:13:54,367
We're here to see Merlin.
1315
01:13:54,367 --> 01:13:56,197
- And, who are we?
1316
01:13:57,367 --> 01:13:58,897
- Well, you're guards.
1317
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:00,970
- No, I mean who are you?
1318
01:14:00,967 --> 01:14:02,797
- But you said, "Who are we?"
1319
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,470
- We, was referring to you.
1320
01:14:04,467 --> 01:14:06,927
Look, it isn't important.
Just answer the question.
1321
01:14:06,933 --> 01:14:08,403
- [Carmine] What question?
1322
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,400
- Who wishes to see Merlin?
1323
01:14:11,367 --> 01:14:12,727
- We do.
1324
01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:15,497
- [Deuce] Stand aside,
Ace. I'll handle this.
1325
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,830
It's very simple, really.
1326
01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:18,673
We, being guards of the castle,
1327
01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:20,797
we should know who you, being
outsiders to the castle,
1328
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,670
are, who, uh ...
1329
01:14:23,467 --> 01:14:26,097
wishes to see Merlin.
1330
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:27,370
See?
1331
01:14:28,433 --> 01:14:29,873
Does that make sense?
1332
01:14:29,867 --> 01:14:32,127
- I had a bit of trouble
following it towards the end.
1333
01:14:32,133 --> 01:14:34,433
- Well, you know who I am.
1334
01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:35,603
- We do?
1335
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,900
- I'm Mikey, Merlin's
new apprentice?
1336
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:39,870
- Oh, yes. I got that memo.
1337
01:14:39,867 --> 01:14:41,167
- Well, I didn't.
1338
01:14:41,167 --> 01:14:42,727
- Well, we're allowed
to let him in.
1339
01:14:42,733 --> 01:14:44,103
- What about the other two?
1340
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:46,270
- I'm Emmanuelle.
1341
01:14:46,267 --> 01:14:47,467
- Never heard of you.
1342
01:14:47,467 --> 01:14:48,897
- I did. The Queen
wants to see you.
1343
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:50,170
- Since when?
1344
01:14:50,167 --> 01:14:51,927
- Since she called down earlier.
1345
01:14:51,933 --> 01:14:53,873
- So, can we come in?
1346
01:14:53,867 --> 01:14:56,267
- [Deuce] She can, you can't.
- [Ace] You can, she can't.
1347
01:14:56,267 --> 01:14:57,497
- [Deuce] I'm only allowed
- [Ace] I'm only allowed
1348
01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:58,700
- [Deuce] To let her in.
- [Ace] To let him in.
1349
01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,000
- [Ace] You can go in.
1350
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,770
- And I'm taking Emmanuelle
to see the Queen.
1351
01:15:01,767 --> 01:15:02,897
- [Ace] Fine.
- [Deuce] Great.
1352
01:15:02,900 --> 01:15:04,930
- What about Carmine?
1353
01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:07,730
- [Ace] I don't remember
anything about a frog.
1354
01:15:07,733 --> 01:15:09,203
- Yeah, me neither.
1355
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,200
- [Carmine] I'm actually a
prince who's been cursed.
1356
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,970
- Oh, well princes are
allowed in the castle.
1357
01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,767
- Absolutely.
1358
01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:17,800
- I'll take Carmine
to see Merlin.
1359
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,000
We'll see what he can do.
1360
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:19,970
- [Ace] Excuse me, Miss.
1361
01:15:19,967 --> 01:15:22,167
Your flower seems to be wilting.
1362
01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:23,397
- Blame it on props.
1363
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,430
- Well, we'll have to
get you a fresher flower
1364
01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:26,703
if you are to see the Queen.
1365
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,100
Follow me.
1366
01:15:29,367 --> 01:15:31,467
(knocking at door)
1367
01:15:34,767 --> 01:15:35,767
- [Voiceover] Who is it?
1368
01:15:35,767 --> 01:15:37,697
- Ace and Deuce. Let us in.
1369
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:40,070
- [Voiceover] No thanks,
we've already got one.
1370
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:42,400
They're very nice.
1371
01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:49,927
- You wanted to see me?
1372
01:15:49,933 --> 01:15:51,633
- Yes!
1373
01:15:52,467 --> 01:15:56,227
I like to personally greet
all strangers to my kingdom.
1374
01:15:56,233 --> 01:15:58,933
So, tell me. What brings
you to these parts?
1375
01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:00,900
- Lost.
1376
01:16:00,967 --> 01:16:03,227
I fell out of the sky, and--
1377
01:16:03,233 --> 01:16:06,633
- Oh, yes. I've heard
that before. (chuckles)
1378
01:16:06,633 --> 01:16:09,233
So please, make
yourself comfortable.
1379
01:16:09,233 --> 01:16:12,273
Take off your
coat. Stay a while.
1380
01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:14,467
- That's awfully nice of you,
1381
01:16:14,467 --> 01:16:18,497
but I had a bit of a
wardrobe malfunction
1382
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,130
when I first got here.
1383
01:16:20,133 --> 01:16:21,503
- Oh?
1384
01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:24,030
What kind of malfunction?
1385
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,170
- No wardrobe?
1386
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:31,100
- Well, I see.
1387
01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:33,573
Not a problem.
1388
01:16:34,133 --> 01:16:36,203
You can put on
one of my dresses.
1389
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,500
- [Emmanuelle] That's very
kind of you, Your Majesty,
1390
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,900
but I couldn't.
1391
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,800
- [Queen] Can't have you
running around naked,
1392
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,430
showing off all that young,
1393
01:16:46,433 --> 01:16:49,533
firm, nubile flesh,
1394
01:16:49,533 --> 01:16:51,603
now can we?
1395
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,230
Here. Put this on.
1396
01:17:00,467 --> 01:17:02,367
- It's, um,
1397
01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:04,367
a bit big, isn't it?
1398
01:17:05,367 --> 01:17:07,827
- [Queen] Oh, we can fix that.
1399
01:17:08,433 --> 01:17:11,903
One bite of one of these apples,
1400
01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:15,200
you'll be able to fill
that dress out in no time.
1401
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,570
- I don't understand.
1402
01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:21,127
- Why, these are magical apples.
1403
01:17:21,133 --> 01:17:23,833
They have certain
properties that, uh,
1404
01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:26,473
shall we say, make a woman more
1405
01:17:26,467 --> 01:17:28,427
well endowed on top?
1406
01:17:28,433 --> 01:17:30,873
You know, bigger.
1407
01:17:30,867 --> 01:17:31,897
Ample.
1408
01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:33,200
Stacked.
1409
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,070
Boob-a-licious.
1410
01:17:35,067 --> 01:17:36,767
(Emmanuelle nervously chuckles)
1411
01:17:36,767 --> 01:17:38,967
- I'm not sure I wanna be--
1412
01:17:38,967 --> 01:17:40,627
- Oh, no, no, no. Here.
1413
01:17:40,633 --> 01:17:42,473
Let me explain the advantages.
1414
01:17:42,467 --> 01:17:43,727
Mirror!
1415
01:17:43,733 --> 01:17:45,403
Music.
1416
01:17:48,967 --> 01:17:51,027
* New boobs
1417
01:17:51,033 --> 01:17:54,673
* Who knew you
could have 'em too
1418
01:17:54,933 --> 01:17:58,433
* Those magical, new boobs
1419
01:17:58,433 --> 01:17:59,873
* You want them
1420
01:17:59,867 --> 01:18:02,367
* You're overdue
1421
01:18:02,967 --> 01:18:05,197
* And she goes, bump-ee-ump
1422
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,800
* Bump-bump-ee-ump
1423
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,900
* And they'll grow, bump-ee-ump
1424
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:11,470
* Bump-bump-ee-ump,
and she knows
1425
01:18:11,467 --> 01:18:14,227
* Bump-ee-ump, Bump-bump-ee-ump
1426
01:18:14,233 --> 01:18:16,373
* Oh, yeah
1427
01:18:17,133 --> 01:18:20,533
* Supersize me with new boobs
1428
01:18:20,533 --> 01:18:24,433
* Tantalize me with new boobs
1429
01:18:25,767 --> 01:18:27,927
* You'll lose
1430
01:18:27,933 --> 01:18:31,773
* If you can't
get your new boobs
1431
01:18:31,767 --> 01:18:35,227
* Expandable, new boobs
1432
01:18:35,233 --> 01:18:39,633
* They're the ones
the best girls choose
1433
01:18:40,567 --> 01:18:43,727
* Bump-ba-da-dum-ba-da-da-dum
1434
01:18:43,733 --> 01:18:48,003
*
Bah-da-dum-bah-da-dum-bah-da-da-bump
1435
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,700
* Bump-ba-da-dum-ba-da-da-dum
1436
01:18:51,700 --> 01:18:53,930
* Bump-ba-da-dum
1437
01:18:53,933 --> 01:18:57,503
* What every girl
needs is new boobs
1438
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:01,770
* To boost your
self-esteem, it's new boobs
1439
01:19:01,767 --> 01:19:05,197
* Marvelous, new boobs
1440
01:19:10,900 --> 01:19:12,700
- So, what do ya say?
1441
01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:14,800
Bigger is better?
1442
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:17,170
- Maybe for those
who are constantly
1443
01:19:17,167 --> 01:19:18,997
trying to impress others,
1444
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,530
or, for some reason or another,
1445
01:19:20,533 --> 01:19:22,433
need to feel better
about themselves.
1446
01:19:22,433 --> 01:19:25,803
But, I like myself
just the way I am.
1447
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,930
- Well, you'll
still be yourself.
1448
01:19:27,933 --> 01:19:30,103
There'll just be more of you.
1449
01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:33,627
- No thanks. I'll pass.
1450
01:19:33,633 --> 01:19:37,273
- Just (giggles), just one bite.
1451
01:19:37,267 --> 01:19:39,997
Tastes great. More filling.
1452
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,830
An apple a day keeps the
plastic surgeon away.
1453
01:19:42,833 --> 01:19:45,373
- I don't need one. I'm good.
1454
01:19:45,367 --> 01:19:48,167
- I know. That's the problem.
1455
01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:49,867
You're too good.
1456
01:19:49,867 --> 01:19:51,867
All of you are just too good,
1457
01:19:51,867 --> 01:19:54,397
with your sweet smiles,
and your naturalities,
1458
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,000
and your stunning dispositions.
1459
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,670
And would you quit with the
God damn music already?!
1460
01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:00,397
(record scratches)
- [Voiceover] Sorry.
1461
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,770
- I think I'll be going.
1462
01:20:01,767 --> 01:20:03,367
- [Queen] No.
1463
01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:06,027
Eat the apple.
1464
01:20:06,033 --> 01:20:07,333
Eat it.
1465
01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,903
- No.
1466
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,730
- Gregory!
1467
01:20:13,467 --> 01:20:16,997
Show her the same treatment
you gave Snow White.
1468
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,100
- My queen, my queen!
1469
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,500
Great news!
1470
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:27,430
Snow White is back!
1471
01:20:27,433 --> 01:20:29,633
A valiant prince has found
her living in the woods
1472
01:20:29,633 --> 01:20:31,673
with a bunch of dwarves.
1473
01:20:31,667 --> 01:20:32,797
They're bound to be married.
1474
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,800
I have to tell
the King! Oh, joy!
1475
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,970
Oh, happy day!
1476
01:20:36,967 --> 01:20:38,627
(Gregory nervously chuckles)
1477
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:43,000
- I'm a lover, not a killer.
1478
01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:47,300
- [Voiceover] I
could've told you that.
1479
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,170
- [Queen] What?
1480
01:20:49,167 --> 01:20:51,727
You knew Snow White
was still alive?!
1481
01:20:51,733 --> 01:20:53,733
- [Voiceover] You're asking
questions that you do not wish
1482
01:20:53,733 --> 01:20:55,903
to hear the answer to, my Queen.
1483
01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:57,200
- Emmanuelle,
1484
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,500
Merlin wants to see you
in his tower, right now.
1485
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:01,770
- That's not soon enough.
1486
01:21:01,767 --> 01:21:03,167
Let's go.
1487
01:21:03,767 --> 01:21:06,427
- Mirror, mirror, do not stall.
1488
01:21:06,433 --> 01:21:09,833
I want the truth. I want it all.
1489
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:12,003
- [Voiceover] What
do you wish to know?
1490
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,100
- How many others am I
going to have to deal with?
1491
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,630
- [Voiceover] Other, what?
1492
01:21:16,633 --> 01:21:18,133
- Princesses!
1493
01:21:18,133 --> 01:21:20,733
- [Voiceover] Well,
there's Princess Aurora.
1494
01:21:20,733 --> 01:21:22,503
She's a real sleeping beauty,
1495
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:24,500
but she was just awakened
by Prince Thomas,
1496
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,570
and is heading back here.
1497
01:21:26,567 --> 01:21:29,127
A common girl, named Belle,
fell in love with a beast,
1498
01:21:29,133 --> 01:21:31,003
but funny thing, (chuckles)
1499
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:33,770
turns out he's
actually a prince.
1500
01:21:33,767 --> 01:21:35,427
They fell in love
and plan to wed,
1501
01:21:35,433 --> 01:21:37,703
which would make her a princess.
1502
01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:39,000
Then, there's Prince Charming,
1503
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,370
who finally located
that girl from the ball,
1504
01:21:41,367 --> 01:21:43,767
the clumsy one
who lost her shoe.
1505
01:21:43,767 --> 01:21:46,997
Oh, and there's that mute girl
who's been wandering around.
1506
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:50,470
Can't say a word, but
can swim like a fish!
1507
01:21:50,467 --> 01:21:53,027
Well, if she gets a
prince to kiss her,
1508
01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,373
then she gets back her voice,
1509
01:21:54,367 --> 01:21:57,167
and they live
happily ever after!
1510
01:22:01,067 --> 01:22:02,667
- I can't win.
1511
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:06,030
Uh-oh.
1512
01:22:07,067 --> 01:22:10,097
(deep growls)
1513
01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:13,170
Mirror, mirror, before we fall,
1514
01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:15,097
who is the biggest of them all?
1515
01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:18,000
- [Voiceover] The female giant
at the top of the beanstalk.
1516
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,200
- Oh.
1517
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,970
Go fuck yourself!
1518
01:22:20,967 --> 01:22:24,567
(chaotic orchestra music)
1519
01:22:24,567 --> 01:22:27,627
(painful screaming)
1520
01:22:27,633 --> 01:22:29,433
- You don't belong here.
1521
01:22:29,433 --> 01:22:31,373
- No argument there.
1522
01:22:31,367 --> 01:22:32,867
- [Merlin] You see, I ...
1523
01:22:32,867 --> 01:22:34,627
And now, Mikey,
1524
01:22:34,633 --> 01:22:36,973
have been appointed
by Old King Cole
1525
01:22:36,967 --> 01:22:39,867
to protect the kingdom
from alien visitors.
1526
01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:41,367
- [Emmanuelle] So,
you guys are like
1527
01:22:41,367 --> 01:22:43,267
the Men in Black of this world?
1528
01:22:43,267 --> 01:22:44,597
(Mikey giggles)
1529
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:46,900
- Funny you should
say that. (giggles)
1530
01:22:46,900 --> 01:22:50,170
- [Merlin] You see,
we're planning something
really special.
1531
01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:52,367
Just because I'm
over 1,000 years old,
1532
01:22:52,367 --> 01:22:54,367
people just assume
that I'm not ...
1533
01:22:54,367 --> 01:22:55,967
What are those two words?
1534
01:22:55,967 --> 01:22:56,767
- Hip and cool?
1535
01:22:56,767 --> 01:22:58,067
- That.
1536
01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,370
- I can see their point.
1537
01:23:04,367 --> 01:23:05,927
- Really?
1538
01:23:07,133 --> 01:23:08,273
Hit it.
1539
01:23:08,267 --> 01:23:13,167
(Mikey beatboxes)
1540
01:23:19,067 --> 01:23:20,467
Not you!
1541
01:23:26,133 --> 01:23:27,633
(chuckles)
1542
01:23:28,933 --> 01:23:30,203
Hit it!
1543
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:35,200
(funky hip-hop beat)
1544
01:23:42,467 --> 01:23:45,967
(sweeping)
1545
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,770
* We are the genuine
article, here to say
1546
01:23:49,767 --> 01:23:51,867
* A-workin' for the government,
and that ain't hangin'
1547
01:23:51,867 --> 01:23:53,927
* We chase creepy
creatures from outer space
1548
01:23:53,933 --> 01:23:56,073
* Bet ya don't know
they're all over the place
1549
01:23:56,067 --> 01:23:59,567
* Uh-huh, uh-huh
1550
01:24:00,367 --> 01:24:03,867
* Uh-huh, uh-huh
(sweeping)
1551
01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:08,530
* Keepin' the cosmos cool
1552
01:24:15,867 --> 01:24:17,927
* Makin' it safe for
the planet to survive
1553
01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:20,133
* We're reppin' up
aliens from nine to five
1554
01:24:20,133 --> 01:24:21,373
* They're workin' on our steeze
1555
01:24:21,367 --> 01:24:22,767
* They look like you and me
1556
01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:24,467
* Be careful what ya say,
be careful who ya see
1557
01:24:24,467 --> 01:24:27,567
* Uh-huh, uh-huh
1558
01:24:28,633 --> 01:24:32,103
* Uh-huh, uh-huh
1559
01:24:33,233 --> 01:24:37,373
* Keepin' the cosmos cool
(sweeping)
1560
01:24:39,767 --> 01:24:44,567
(funky hip-hop beat)
1561
01:25:08,367 --> 01:25:10,197
* Cool, cool, cool
1562
01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:17,797
- So, what did ya think?
1563
01:25:18,367 --> 01:25:20,767
- I think I'm ready
to go home now.
1564
01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:22,473
- Groovy.
1565
01:25:22,467 --> 01:25:24,097
- [Pied Piper] Oh, excuse me.
1566
01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:25,700
I heard the music
and thought this was
1567
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:27,530
where the celebration
was being held
1568
01:25:27,533 --> 01:25:29,533
for the princes and princesses.
1569
01:25:29,533 --> 01:25:30,903
- No, that's in the ballroom.
1570
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:32,530
- [Pied Piper] Oh, dank ya.
1571
01:25:32,533 --> 01:25:35,133
One of the three fiddlers
Old King Cole hired
1572
01:25:35,133 --> 01:25:38,103
couldn't make it,
so I'm filling in.
1573
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,600
And the Mad Hatter
sent over some tea
1574
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:44,030
to make the party extra special.
1575
01:25:44,733 --> 01:25:47,833
- I thought the princesses
only like to kiss.
1576
01:25:47,833 --> 01:25:50,073
- Oh, not for long.
1577
01:25:50,067 --> 01:25:51,597
(recorder trills)
1578
01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:56,973
- Are you ready to go?
1579
01:25:57,100 --> 01:25:58,200
- Yes.
1580
01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:00,067
No.
1581
01:26:00,233 --> 01:26:01,603
What about Carmine?
1582
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,070
Can you help him?
1583
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:07,030
- He's the frog prince
I brought in earlier.
1584
01:26:07,033 --> 01:26:08,433
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
1585
01:26:08,433 --> 01:26:10,773
He's in the waiting
room with that mute girl
1586
01:26:10,767 --> 01:26:12,927
that seems to want to speak.
1587
01:26:12,933 --> 01:26:14,673
I'll get to them later.
1588
01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:16,767
For now, why don't
you step into that
1589
01:26:16,767 --> 01:26:18,897
little, round
circle on the floor?
1590
01:26:20,633 --> 01:26:23,233
- The one that
says, "Stand here"?
1591
01:26:23,567 --> 01:26:25,767
- [Merlin] Yes, that's the one.
1592
01:26:27,267 --> 01:26:31,197
(light jazz music)
- [Voiceover] Now serving 275.
1593
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,800
Merlin appreciates your
business. Thank you.
1594
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:38,400
(light jazz music)
1595
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:41,070
- [Carmine] So what
are you here for?
1596
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,070
What's the matter?
1597
01:26:48,067 --> 01:26:50,367
Got a frog in your throat?
1598
01:26:51,267 --> 01:26:52,927
Do you want one?
1599
01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:57,830
You have such a beautiful smile.
1600
01:26:57,833 --> 01:26:59,873
I would love to kiss you.
1601
01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:08,630
Oh, you won't be
able to open it.
1602
01:27:09,967 --> 01:27:11,797
Oh, my God! You did it!
1603
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,570
You did it! Yay, I'm free!
1604
01:27:14,567 --> 01:27:15,697
Free!
1605
01:27:15,700 --> 01:27:18,370
Now, just one little
kiss. That's it.
1606
01:27:18,367 --> 01:27:20,967
Oh, I've waited so long.
1607
01:27:20,967 --> 01:27:22,267
Be gentle.
1608
01:27:23,367 --> 01:27:25,267
Just one kiss.
1609
01:27:25,633 --> 01:27:30,433
(magical harp strumming)
1610
01:27:31,700 --> 01:27:34,370
Oh, my God! You did it!
1611
01:27:35,367 --> 01:27:37,227
You turned me back
into a prince!
1612
01:27:38,567 --> 01:27:39,967
That must make you ...
1613
01:27:39,967 --> 01:27:41,567
- Princess Areola!
1614
01:27:41,567 --> 01:27:43,067
- [Carmine] You can speak!
1615
01:27:43,067 --> 01:27:45,997
- But, my voice is back!
1616
01:27:46,967 --> 01:27:50,227
(magical harp strumming)
- I can't tell you how good
1617
01:27:50,233 --> 01:27:52,373
it feels to be a human again.
1618
01:27:53,467 --> 01:27:55,497
Where did you come from?
1619
01:27:55,500 --> 01:27:56,670
- Where do I start?
1620
01:27:56,667 --> 01:27:58,367
Okay, so I used
to be this mermaid
1621
01:27:58,367 --> 01:27:59,767
swimming around in the ocean,
1622
01:27:59,767 --> 01:28:02,567
and then I found this
prince, and I saved his life.
1623
01:28:02,567 --> 01:28:03,767
So, I wanted to be human,
1624
01:28:03,767 --> 01:28:05,427
so I went to the Sea Witch,
1625
01:28:05,433 --> 01:28:08,073
and she gave me legs in
exchange for my voice!
1626
01:28:08,067 --> 01:28:09,427
- Okay, I got it.
1627
01:28:09,433 --> 01:28:11,373
- Then, she told me that
I had to find a prince,
1628
01:28:11,367 --> 01:28:14,367
and make him fall in love
with me, and kiss me.
1629
01:28:14,367 --> 01:28:15,767
- [Areola] I couldn't a word--
- [Carmine] Yes, okay.
1630
01:28:15,767 --> 01:28:17,097
- [Areola] About my story--
- [Carmine] That's enough.
1631
01:28:17,100 --> 01:28:18,530
- [Areola] To anybody!
- [Carmine] Yes, okay.
1632
01:28:18,533 --> 01:28:19,633
- [Areola] So, everybody
thought I was this stupid,
1633
01:28:19,633 --> 01:28:20,703
dumb, mute girl.
1634
01:28:20,700 --> 01:28:22,230
Nobody wanted to kiss me!
1635
01:28:22,233 --> 01:28:23,433
I came close a few times,
1636
01:28:23,433 --> 01:28:26,103
but every single time,
something came up.
1637
01:28:26,100 --> 01:28:27,130
- [Carmine] Please be quiet.
- [Areola] Before I could ...
1638
01:28:27,133 --> 01:28:28,773
- [Areola] Go all the way!
1639
01:28:28,767 --> 01:28:30,227
And then, you wouldn't
believe what happened!
1640
01:28:30,233 --> 01:28:31,673
- [Carmine] Don't tell me.
- [Areola] Prince came along.
1641
01:28:31,667 --> 01:28:33,097
- [Areola] But he fell in
love with this temple girl.
1642
01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:34,800
Then, my sisters gave me a knife
1643
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,170
to kill the Prince, but I didn't
1644
01:28:36,167 --> 01:28:37,627
go through with it!
- [Carmine] Shut up!
1645
01:28:37,633 --> 01:28:39,903
- [Areola] So, I went into
the sea, and I (mumbles).
1646
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:41,370
- Goodbye, Emmanuelle.
1647
01:28:41,367 --> 01:28:46,067
(magical harp strumming)
Here.
1648
01:28:47,133 --> 01:28:48,833
- And, what am I
supposed to do with this?
1649
01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:52,073
- [Merlin] I think you
can use your imagination.
1650
01:28:53,367 --> 01:28:56,727
Base-ah-me-cool-oh.
1651
01:28:57,267 --> 01:29:02,267
(mysterious chaotic chiming)
1652
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:12,500
(moves into eerie violin music)
1653
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,370
Now, that wasn't
supposed to happen.
1654
01:29:20,967 --> 01:29:22,227
- Can I keep it?
1655
01:29:22,233 --> 01:29:24,173
- [Merlin] Sell it on eBay.
1656
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:31,170
- [Sanders] Well,
we tried our best.
1657
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:34,370
- She can't just be gone.
1658
01:29:34,367 --> 01:29:35,827
- These are the dangers
1659
01:29:35,833 --> 01:29:38,773
of traveling through
alternate dimensions.
1660
01:29:38,767 --> 01:29:41,427
- [William] I'm so sorry.
1661
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:45,170
- [Sanders] Shut down
the machine, Doctor.
1662
01:29:48,433 --> 01:29:50,033
- [Dr. Blue] I'm not giving up.
1663
01:29:50,033 --> 01:29:52,203
She's out there.
I will find her.
1664
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:53,500
(bang)
1665
01:29:53,567 --> 01:29:54,497
- [William] That's strange.
1666
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:56,530
It's never done that before.
1667
01:29:56,533 --> 01:29:58,273
(bang)
1668
01:29:59,767 --> 01:30:01,467
- [Carla] If I didn't
know any better,
1669
01:30:01,467 --> 01:30:04,067
I'd say it sounds like--
(banging)
1670
01:30:04,067 --> 01:30:06,697
- [Sanders] Quick,
open that back panel.
1671
01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:09,570
(whoosh)
1672
01:30:10,333 --> 01:30:11,233
- Oh, my God.
1673
01:30:11,233 --> 01:30:16,073
(mysterious orchestra music)
1674
01:30:19,100 --> 01:30:20,700
- [Sanders] Oh, my God.
1675
01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:22,630
She's been in the
machine the whole time?
1676
01:30:22,633 --> 01:30:23,873
- I guess so.
1677
01:30:23,867 --> 01:30:26,627
We didn't check inside.
1678
01:30:26,633 --> 01:30:28,703
- Are you okay?
1679
01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:31,330
- I'll be okay. I'm just tired.
1680
01:30:34,033 --> 01:30:35,633
- We've been looking
for you for days.
1681
01:30:35,633 --> 01:30:37,333
Did you pass out in there?
1682
01:30:37,333 --> 01:30:38,603
- No.
1683
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:41,170
I went to a place where
fairy tales come true.
1684
01:30:41,167 --> 01:30:43,827
And you were there, and you,
1685
01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:46,473
and you, and I think you
were there, and Jack.
1686
01:30:46,467 --> 01:30:48,467
- [Dr. Blue] You need
to get some rest.
1687
01:30:49,133 --> 01:30:51,403
- But, it wasn't a dream!
1688
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,270
There were queens, and donkeys,
1689
01:30:53,267 --> 01:30:55,367
and well-hung wolves.
1690
01:30:55,367 --> 01:30:58,867
And, I left right before the
celebration at the castle.
1691
01:30:58,867 --> 01:31:00,967
- [Sanders] Yeah,
the celebration.
1692
01:31:00,967 --> 01:31:02,267
- Yes!
1693
01:31:02,267 --> 01:31:04,097
All the princesses that
only believed in kissing
1694
01:31:04,100 --> 01:31:05,600
were about to get
a real surprise
1695
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,470
when they drank the Mad
Hatter's spiked tea.
1696
01:31:08,467 --> 01:31:11,097
And the Pied Piper's
hypno-sexual tunes.
1697
01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:12,770
(recorder trills)
1698
01:31:15,067 --> 01:31:17,597
- Could there be any
truth to her statement?
1699
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,800
- Anything's possible.
1700
01:31:21,233 --> 01:31:23,703
- [Carla] Emmanuelle's
Wonderland.
1701
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:27,030
- Write up a report.
1702
01:31:27,033 --> 01:31:29,373
Could make for an
interesting story.
1703
01:31:30,567 --> 01:31:34,697
(magical harp strumming)
1704
01:31:34,700 --> 01:31:38,000
(Evil Queen laughs)
1705
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:42,570
(upbeat rock music)
1706
01:31:57,167 --> 01:31:58,627
* Hey
1707
01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:04,230
* Well, there's something
electric in the atmosphere
1708
01:32:04,233 --> 01:32:07,403
* Thunder and lightning
every time you're near
1709
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:10,770
* Strange and
sexual close to you
1710
01:32:10,767 --> 01:32:14,827
* A strong vibration,
do you feel it too
1711
01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:18,073
* Don't take a natural
1712
01:32:18,067 --> 01:32:21,767
* One thing I got to know now
1713
01:32:21,767 --> 01:32:25,027
* Ain't you gonna love me, baby
1714
01:32:25,033 --> 01:32:28,373
* Ain't you gonna love me, baby
1715
01:32:28,367 --> 01:32:31,797
* Ain't you gonna
love me, baby, tonight
1716
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:36,500
(upbeat rock music)
1717
01:32:50,367 --> 01:32:54,067
* Well, I'll take you out
to dinner to the (mumbles)
1718
01:32:54,067 --> 01:32:57,267
* The movie's rated
PG, but I'm NC-17
1719
01:32:57,267 --> 01:33:00,727
* I'll take you out for drinks
'til you're feelin' all right
1720
01:33:00,733 --> 01:33:04,403
* I hope you're feelin'
more by the end of the night
1721
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:07,430
* One thing I got to know
1722
01:33:07,900 --> 01:33:11,230
* One thing I got to know now
1723
01:33:11,433 --> 01:33:14,273
* Ain't you gonna love me, baby
1724
01:33:14,967 --> 01:33:17,897
* Ain't you gonna love me, baby
1725
01:33:18,267 --> 01:33:21,367
* Ain't you gonna
love me, baby, tonight
1726
01:33:21,367 --> 01:33:26,367
(upbeat rock music)
1727
01:33:37,233 --> 01:33:38,703
* Hey
1728
01:33:40,233 --> 01:33:44,203
* You know there's something
electric in the atmosphere
1729
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:47,470
* It's thunder and lightning
every time you're near
1730
01:33:47,467 --> 01:33:50,897
* It's the strangest
sensual close to you
1731
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:54,630
* A strong vibration,
do you feel it, too
1732
01:33:54,633 --> 01:33:57,633
* One thing I got to know
1733
01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:01,373
* One thing I got to know, now
1734
01:34:01,967 --> 01:34:04,527
* Ain't you gonna love me, baby
1735
01:34:05,367 --> 01:34:08,067
* Ain't you gonna love me, baby
1736
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:11,570
* Ain't you gonna
love me, baby, tonight
1737
01:34:11,567 --> 01:34:16,227
(upbeat rock music)
1738
01:34:25,667 --> 01:34:27,967
- [Carmine] Do you want one?
1739
01:34:30,933 --> 01:34:33,833
* Tonight
1740
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:41,000
* Tonight
1741
01:34:44,133 --> 01:34:48,203
* Tonight
1742
01:34:53,033 --> 01:34:54,373
- You're next.
1743
01:34:54,367 --> 01:34:57,497
(bee buzzes and crashes)
1744
01:34:58,367 --> 01:34:59,697
- [Voiceover] Bitch.
1745
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:05,370
(Samba music)
1746
01:35:11,967 --> 01:35:13,767
- Okay, stop! You
guys can't laugh!
1747
01:35:13,767 --> 01:35:15,867
You're gonna fuck me up!
1748
01:35:20,100 --> 01:35:21,570
- So magical.
1749
01:35:24,233 --> 01:35:26,073
Why? I was magical.
1750
01:35:26,067 --> 01:35:29,697
* Pie and stuffin', and
the turkey (mumbles) fine
1751
01:35:29,700 --> 01:35:32,270
* Except for you, everybody
(crash)
1752
01:35:36,267 --> 01:35:40,067
* Work, work, money, money
(thud)
1753
01:35:40,433 --> 01:35:42,373
* Break your back, baby
1754
01:35:42,367 --> 01:35:44,697
* It ain't funny
1755
01:35:45,467 --> 01:35:47,367
- [Voiceover] Oh, you're
not going to try to make
1756
01:35:47,367 --> 01:35:49,627
Emmanuelle eat one of your ...
1757
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:53,630
- Are there no apples? (laughs)
1758
01:35:53,633 --> 01:35:55,173
- [Carmine] It's an image thing.
1759
01:35:55,167 --> 01:35:57,397
You see, basically
everyone looks the same
1760
01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:00,530
when they're naked, except for
a few bumps here and there.
1761
01:36:00,533 --> 01:36:03,833
So, if people ran
around nude ...
1762
01:36:04,633 --> 01:36:06,103
Fuck me,
1763
01:36:06,100 --> 01:36:07,830
in the frog butt.
1764
01:36:07,833 --> 01:36:09,133
- Say what?
1765
01:36:09,133 --> 01:36:11,373
There's no place like home?
1766
01:36:11,367 --> 01:36:15,267
- No, that's not
it. (clears throat)
1767
01:36:15,867 --> 01:36:19,497
Rock-a-bye, baby,
on the treetop.
1768
01:36:19,667 --> 01:36:22,227
- When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock?
1769
01:36:22,233 --> 01:36:25,773
- Yes, and when
the bough breaks,
1770
01:36:25,767 --> 01:36:27,527
the baby will fall.
1771
01:36:28,167 --> 01:36:31,397
And down will come
baby, cradle and all.
1772
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:34,400
- His head just exploded
'cause the cradle falls.
1773
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:36,230
Let's do it again.
1774
01:36:36,233 --> 01:36:37,203
- I got it wrong.
1775
01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:38,500
- Yes you did.
1776
01:36:38,500 --> 01:36:40,200
- When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.
1777
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,630
- [Voiceover] The
cradle will fall.
1778
01:36:41,633 --> 01:36:43,203
- Mother fucker, I don't
know these stupid things.
1779
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,230
- [Carmine] Well, guess
I'll be moving right along.
1780
01:36:45,233 --> 01:36:47,273
Oh, and if you figure
a way outta here,
1781
01:36:47,267 --> 01:36:48,727
I heard a rumor that
a new sorcerer may be
1782
01:36:48,733 --> 01:36:51,203
coming down to Rosie's
Cantina this afternoon.
1783
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:52,270
He may be a ...
1784
01:36:52,267 --> 01:36:53,027
He may be ...
1785
01:36:53,033 --> 01:36:54,233
Fuck me.
1786
01:36:54,233 --> 01:36:55,903
- And when the bough breaks,
1787
01:36:55,900 --> 01:36:58,470
the cradle will fall.
1788
01:36:58,467 --> 01:37:00,767
- [Group] And down
will come baby,
1789
01:37:00,767 --> 01:37:03,267
cradle and all.
1790
01:37:03,267 --> 01:37:05,027
- Let's do it again.
I fucked it up again.
1791
01:37:05,033 --> 01:37:06,373
Down will come baby.
1792
01:37:06,367 --> 01:37:07,927
Down will come baby,
cradle and all?
1793
01:37:07,933 --> 01:37:08,873
- Ahh, ahh.
1794
01:37:08,867 --> 01:37:10,527
(Merlin mumbles)
1795
01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:12,373
- Yeah, down will
come baby. I got it.
1796
01:37:12,367 --> 01:37:13,797
- [Carmine] I heard a rumor
that a new sorcerer may be
1797
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:16,670
coming down to Rosie's
Cantina this afternoon.
1798
01:37:16,667 --> 01:37:19,727
Maybe he may be
able to maybe he ...
1799
01:37:19,733 --> 01:37:22,373
He may be able to
with the maybe he,
1800
01:37:22,367 --> 01:37:24,567
and the he able to help you
1801
01:37:24,567 --> 01:37:27,127
with the maybe help
and the able-ness
1802
01:37:27,133 --> 01:37:31,373
of the help-ness of the
full helping gridlock.
1803
01:37:34,667 --> 01:37:36,367
(crashing)
1804
01:37:36,367 --> 01:37:37,667
It's an image thing.
1805
01:37:37,667 --> 01:37:40,497
You see, basically
everyone looks the same
1806
01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:42,100
when they're naked,
except for ...
1807
01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:43,930
Fuck me in the ass.
1808
01:37:43,933 --> 01:37:45,573
My little frog ass.
1809
01:37:45,567 --> 01:37:48,197
Why can't I get this
line out correctly?
1810
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:49,800
I'm sorry, Rolfe.
1811
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:51,470
(Merlin clears throat)
1812
01:37:51,833 --> 01:37:55,073
- Rock-a-bye, baby,
on the treetop.
1813
01:37:55,433 --> 01:37:58,733
- When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock?
1814
01:37:58,733 --> 01:38:00,133
- Yes.
1815
01:38:00,133 --> 01:38:04,403
And when the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall.
1816
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:07,070
- [Group] And down
will come baby,
1817
01:38:07,067 --> 01:38:09,597
cradle and all.
1818
01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:11,170
- It's reverse.
1819
01:38:11,167 --> 01:38:13,797
- Go fuck yourselves.
(laughter)
1820
01:38:14,500 --> 01:38:17,370
- [Carmine] Yay, I'm free! Free!
1821
01:38:17,367 --> 01:38:19,167
Now, just one little kiss.
1822
01:38:19,167 --> 01:38:20,227
That's it.
1823
01:38:20,233 --> 01:38:22,533
Oh, I've waited so long.
1824
01:38:22,533 --> 01:38:24,503
Be gentle.
1825
01:38:28,167 --> 01:38:32,497
(Carmine screams)
(crunching)
1826
01:38:36,967 --> 01:38:40,267
(Areola gulps)
- [Carmine] Help me.
1827
01:38:40,267 --> 01:38:42,067
I've gotta get out of here.
1828
01:38:42,067 --> 01:38:43,897
Help!
1829
01:38:43,967 --> 01:38:46,597
(trumpet fanfare)
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