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You'll turn home décor into haute couture.

Salina EsTitties.

- It's just too much.

- Amethyst.

- Think you struggled a little bit.

- Luxx.

- It's giving me House of Monae.

- You're the winner of this week's challenge.

- [shrieks, laughs] Oh, my God.

- Salina EsTitties, shantay, you stay.

Amethyst, sashay away.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

I'm sorry, Amethyst, girl,

but I wasn't about to let you send me home.

I was in the bottom.

And, like, it was a blow to my frickin' head.

I don't mean to be a chillona,

but this, like, woke me all the way up.

Like, Ru threw that chancla at my head.

And now I'm like, "Bitch, I'm awake."

So, bitches,

put your seatbelts on, honey, 'cause...

- Like, are we goin' on a bus ride or car ride?

- Bitch, the ride has begun. - [chuckles]

- At this point of the race,

the competition is getting more intense.

The frontrunners

are definitely me,

Sasha, Anetra, and Loosey

because we all have a challenge win.

- So how are we feeling?

- I'm feeling good. [chuckles]

- Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[all chattering excitedly]

- I feel like I deserved to win.

I think I did a really good job.

And here's to many more. [laughter]

- Being in the top was really, like, the validation

that I needed.

And for something

that I don't feel so strongly in

as far as, like, a sewing challenge.

And I just hope that this upcoming week

that I could really go for the win.

- When you were called as someone

who was in the top or the bottom,

you were the one where I was like,

"I don't know which way it could go."

- I think that Malaysia lacks

a certain taste level.

She has a severe case of drag delusion, girl.

- I know that these girls have been lookin' at me

as the underdog.

But at the end of the day,

the underdog...

is about to be the top dog.

If anybody need me to make anything for them,

- just let me know. - [screams]

- [bell dings] - ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year's supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000.

Served by Cash App.

With extra special guest judge

Megan Stalter.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

- Girl, another day, another day.

- Another day to slay.

- It's a new day, and we gotta

thin the herd out a little bit, honey.

- It's weird. We almost don't go

all the way around the table anymore.

[all agreeing]

- I heard a big bird was sayin',

like, I should have been in the bottom.

[chuckling] [together] Ooh!

- Oh, little Mistress?

- Speak now or forever hold your peace.

- Well, if you were listening,

the big bird said you should have been

in the bottom, bitch. [laughter]

Even though you're my friend,

I'm always gonna tell you the truth.

[giggles] Love to my big sis.

- Whether you thought I should have been

in the bottom or the top,

beware, the Babydoll is here to fuckin' stay.

- You're not Annabelle, bitch.

[laughter]

- Hello, hello, hello.

[all exclaim]

- Let's go, baby. - Ms. Paul.

- Ms. Paul. - Ms. Paul.

- My queens,

for this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're gonna flash forward 50 years into the future

so you can create

three Golden Gal girl groups.

- Oh. - [squeals]

- Oh, my God. - And so I watch you

sing and dance your padded, but slightly saggy, asses off.

- Oh, boy.

- This is what I'm good at.

In the past weeks, I've been safe.

And I feel like I haven't been seen by the judges.

And this week I need to make sure

that I'm gonna be at the top.

- First, you need to break into three groups of four.

I'll give you a moment now

to team up with your best Judies.

- I think all four of us would be very strong.

- Think fast, bitches.

All right. Now, each of you will need to write

your own verses to one of these brand new

- golden oldies. - Oh, work.

- The first song is

a heavy metal, rock of ages anthem.

- [laughs] - The second is

a country ditty that'll set

your grandpappy's toes a-tappin'.

- [chuckles] - And finally,

a bop that puts the hip replacement in hip-hop.

[chuckling]

Now, I'll let you decide

which group gets which song in a minute.

But before I go,

I want to provide you

with some golden words of wisdom.

Oh, pit crew!

- Ooh!

[all exclaim]

Ladies, internet sensations, The Old Gays.

- I am so gagged when The Old Gays

walked through the door. I follow them on TikTok.

They're the cutest little old babies

- in the world. - Oh, my God!

- Welcome, fellas. Lookin' good.

- Trying. [laughter]

You all have been friends for many years.

For inspiration, what's your secret?

- Laughing a lot together. - Yes.

- Thank you very much.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best old drag queen win.

[laughter]

- Ooh, pretty posters.

Now it's time to listen to the three songs

and decide who's gonna get what.

And I cannot wait to see how this is going to turn out.

- ♪ Just do it ♪

- ♪ Don't take, get it ♪ - Oh!

When the hip-hop one comes on, I am living, bitch.

This shit is poppin'.

[heavy metal music]

- This is aggressive.

- I like this one. - Yeah.

- The one that's really stickin' out to me

is heavy metal.

The vibe on this track is, like, sickening.

- ♪ You got your man ♪

♪ Well, I got my girlfriend ♪

- Is this Trixie Mattel singing this?

I feel like no one wants country

just because it's a little on the nose.

Like, old ladies doing country.

A-hing-a-ding-a-durg.

It's just like, "Eh."

- So I think that we should,

like, congregate with our groups

and, like, see, like, what we're thinking.

- I think the most potential for funny is hip-hop.

- I like the heavy metal one.

I think we should go for the heavy metal.

- Okay, let's do it. - Let's do metal.

Heavy metal as grannies,

that is just a built-in joke in itself.

- And I think we should go with either metal or hip-hop.

- I think, um, metal is the strongest juxtaposition...

- Quiet down, Marcia, jeez. - With being an old person.

- Let's go. - Are you girls ready?

- We, personally, would love to go with metal.

Does that conflict with anybody?

- We want-- - We want metal.

- We want to do heavy metal.

- [clicks tongue]

- Let's take hip-hop right now.

So we'll take hip-hop then, if that's the case.

- Okay, well, we're dong metal

so I guess that leaves them with country.

- We want metal. - No, we're gonna do metal.

- I think we're gonna do metal, yeah.

- I think that we should just get metal period.

- Like, why do you guys think you can do heavy metal?

- I'm literally already wearing the heavy metal hat.

I'm not taking it off.

No, girl, we're doing metal. That's it.

Bottom line. Cut and dry.

We don't care about what the other team feels

because this is what we want to do.

I think we should just do metal.

- Yeah, if we want metal, we should stick with metal.

- We not backin' down. - I mean, we gonna shine

- no matter what category... - Yeah, we're not gonna--

- So, that's cool. - But we not finna

- just back down. - No, ma'am.

- Like, we're not doin' it.

- To be honest,

I feel like it's the slightest bit immature.

But at the same time, I'm kinda living.

[laughs]

- What do you guys have against country music?

You guys are gonna have to get

really acquainted with the genre

seeing that you're gonna be doing country.

- I don't have a problem with country.

I have a problem with the reason

why you all think y'all have the right

- to choose first. - Exactly.

- You gonna try me? For real?

Like, you just gonna dismiss me?

Girl...

child.

OCP.

Oh, child, please.

- Like, what makes you think that you're

- so metallic fantastic? - I don't think we should

have to sell it to you. I think the decision

that we have to make now is who's gonna do it.

- We already chose that we're doing metal.

So you just adapt to the situation

and make country fierce.

- [squeals]

- Look, we are playin' ping-pong right now.

Vanessa Williams, like, it is not stoppin'.

Vanessa Williams? I meant to say Serena Williams.

Okay, anyways.

- Okay, then do it.

- No, but, like, the thing is, I would do it,

but we already chose metal so it's, like...

- Luxx and Mistress are being mean girls.

They're just, like, putting their foot down

and claiming metal.

I'm not a girl that's gonna back down,

so let the war begin.

♪ ♪

- Okay, then do it.

- I would do it, but we already chose metal.

- Group one and group three

are head to head right now for metal.

It is metal-gate, baby.

- So we're doing metal, right?

- Okay, good. - I'm not backin' down.

- Okay, well, we need to-- we need to resolve it.

- We need to resolve it. - Marcia, you better not

- give into them. - I'm not giving in.

The best way to do it is just to make it random.

Do you guys wanna do Rock, Paper, Scissors?

- No. I'm not doin' no Rock, Paper, Scissors.

You could hesitate and the somebody do whatever.

I feel like we should put, um, both of them in a hat

and just put metal or country.

And whoever pick what is what they do.

- No, because why would we even pick--

we can go back and forth. No. Let's just do metal.

- Y'all, Rock, Paper, Scissors or a hat.

Girl, this metal battle...

I can't.

Two choices stand before us.

- [chuckles] - What is going on?

- Oh, my God! What does it say? What does it say?

♪ ♪

- We got metal. - Yeah!

- We won. We got what we wanted.

We are doing heavy metal.

We have won the first battle.

- You know what? It's fine.

Go ahead with your metal.

- But it was nice that y'all was trying

to piss over everything. That's really cute, though.

- Ooh.

- Girl, we were just cuttin' up.

Why y'all so serious?

- All right, bitches. - Now that that's resolved...

- Let's get it done.

- I'm glad, but I know now

how ruthless we could get when it comes down

to a make-or-break winning challenge.

- Y'all wanted to take the challenger's route.

We took the challenge route

and we still came out on top.

- Now, let's fuckin' kill it.

- Right? - Yeah.

- I'm so happy to be on a team

with a hip-hop icon. Loosey LaDuca.

- We're about to knock this shit out.

I know Loosey's a vocalist.

Robin is a vocalist.

And Jax is a great dancer.

So we're gonna really kill it.

And who do you think actually listens

to country music over there?

- Yee-haw.

both: Umm... [giggling]

- Okay.

- Even though we didn't get what we wanted,

I think we're still gonna turn it out.

I feel like we have a very, very strong group.

I want us to, like, completely wipe out

the other groups. I wanna, like,

- tear that ass up. - Yeah. Especially after--

they probably think that we're already gonna do

a bad job 'cause we didn't get what we wanted.

- I fuckin' can't stand country.

Like, it's not my tea.

So I'm a little bit struggling with my lyrics.

- What do you need help with?

- Yeah, yeah. Do you want help?

- I just need a few more seconds.

- Okay.

- I start, like, feeling a little insecure

in the moment. 'Cause I'm like,

"Well, I'm not a country bitch. I'm not a white bitch.

I don't know what the fuck to write."

I'm having a mental brain block right now.

So I'm kind of stressed.

- [chuckling]

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hi. - I feel good

going into the recording session.

I am a strong singer.

But and however,

my personal worry is pulling off

a hip-hop moment.

This diva is not a rapstress,

but she will be today.

- Welcome to the early bird special.

I'm Leland. This is Freddy.

Why don't we get started?

Anetra, you're up first.

Even if you don't have the experience,

you have to feel like a pop star up here.

You are gonna be acting this on stage.

So give yourself something fun and animated

to play into the character.

You need to go from Anetra to Granetra.

- [chuckles] - Get...[clears throat]

Get the fuck off my lawn.

- [laughs] - Oh, my God.

- Get the fuck off my lawn.

- [chuckles] - Ooh.

- ♪ The older the berry, the sweeter the juice ♪

♪ These other stank hos trying to get real slick ♪

♪ But if you're talkin' trash you're gonna get the stick ♪

- ♪ Gonna slay when I ain't in heels ♪

- ♪ Too hard ♪ ♪ Don't wanna break it ♪

- ♪ Don't break it ♪ [both chuckle]

- ♪ Swag, foxy mom ♪

♪ Don't wanna break ♪

- [muttering lyrics] - Let's grab it one more time.

I-I just wanted you-- I want to hear you go for it.

- Oh. I was going through it. - Yeah. Let's go for it.

- All right. - Here we go.

- ♪ Hips givin' out ♪

♪ Don't do it... [garbles words] ♪

♪ Music-- ♪ I think you have to restart.

♪ That's why I wanted to review it ♪

- Robin.

Do the take.

Stop worrying about embarrassing yourself

and just sing something, Robin.

- Uh...

- Howdy.

- Listen, baby, even though we didn't get metal,

our group is stepping up to the plate.

And we're gonna deliver this country--

Ugh, country, whatever.

But we gonna make it work 'cause that's the challenge.

- Marcia, how are you feeling?

- I have a resume-long

of professional theater experience.

I was in "Kinky Boots" on Broadway for a little bit.

I was in the national tour of "Hello, Dolly."

- Amazing. One, two, three.

- ♪ And we'll be chuggin' right along ♪

♪ Until the world ends ♪

- ♪ Might be old, but I'm havin' fun ♪

♪ Even at 100 life's just begun ♪

Yee-haw!

- ♪ Lookin' good and feelin' fine ♪

♪ We don't need men, they waste our time ♪

♪ And we don't let these boys get us stressed ♪

- This is definitely one of my favorite verses.

- Thank you.

- Salina, think about infusing this track

with all of your personality.

- Even if she's not Southern?

- Salina has had some trouble in this competition

to kind of just go with her instinct

and get out of her head.

- Channel what you think you know...

- Okay. - About the South.

- Okay. - All right, here we go.

- ♪ When I started to decay ♪

♪ My son, he sent me straight away ♪

Oh, my God. [groans] Medic!

- Oh. - I mean, I think

- the foundation is there. - Okay.

- You better rehearse the hell out of this.

♪ ♪

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hi, everyone. Are you feeling

rock and roll?

- Yeah. - You really did pick

the toughest song.

'Cause you really have to rise up to the occasion

and just go for it.

- After metal-gate,

I know that, like, all the shady eyes

are gonna be on us. "Well, let's see

what they really do if they were fighting so hard."

So now I feel the pressure

of honoring the heavy metal genre.

- One, two, three.

- [screams] ♪ Callin' all grannies ♪

♪ Put them dentures in the air ♪

♪ Crackin' this neck, thank God for Medicare ♪

- Damn, that's comin' out of Sasha Colby?

- ♪ I'll be sexy and spicy till the day I drop dead ♪

- ♪ Arth-a-ritis is my middle name ♪

♪ I'm Grams, not Gramps Come relieve my pain ♪

- I'm scared to kind of like--

I don't--I've never sang like this before.

So I don't know how I can do it

and not, like, scratch or ruin my voice.

- We have a very limited amount of time to experiment.

- Have no fear. - Okay. Okay.

Ooh, shit. Hold on. Sorry.

[clears throat]

- Aura is nervous AF.

- One, two, three.

- ♪ How dare you look me in the eyes ♪

♪ [mumbling] ♪

- Annunciate. Annunciate, annunciate.

- ♪ Alive, alive ♪

♪ Golden years alive ♪

- [laughter] - Okay. You--you tapped

- into something. - Yes.

- That is a wrap for you guys.

What matters is

if you don't bring that energy tomorrow,

it is going to fall flat.

So step your heavy metal pussy up.

- Now, I'm already thinking,

how am I gonna choreograph this?

'Cause watching Aura get nervous,

I can't have that affect the group.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- Ooh. - Get it.

- Now it is time for us to figure out

our choreography for our performance

that's gonna be in less than 24 hours.

That song that we just recorded

in less than 20 minutes ago. [laughs]

- Okay, girls.

- In our group, we have performers

that perform amazingly individually.

So we really have to put something together

that we can all really shine in.

- Do we want to start the number,

like, with four walkers next to each other?

And now sway, now sway.

- I don't think we all should have walkers, though.

- I don't think we all need walkers.

- I would love to use a cane for my verse.

From the front it goes

walker, cane, walker, cane.

Well, no, Chi, you don't want to have a walker

because then you have to walk around it.

- Since she's doing the-- what is this?

The wheelchair thing.

- Wait, what are you doing?

- Like, what's goin' on here?

- Time is tickin',

and they spent the majority of their time

just walkin' around talking.

Baby, their time is up. It's time for us to go.

- Watching the hip-hop girlies

is really helpful because it's showing me

what not to do.

[laughs]

- Who's ready?

- How are we feeling choreography-wise?

You--y'all know this is kind of my vibe.

- Take the lead, baby. Let's go.

- Yeah, Marcia, lead us to success.

- I really wanna see what these bitches got

because they were trying to take my heavy metal.

And I wanna see y'all rat-a-tat-tat-tat

with your country selves.

Let's just hope for the worst.

[laughs]

- They had that, like, great musical, like, dip

on "Aaaand."

And then we go like... "[groans] That was too much."

And then we'll be chuggin' right along...

- [gasps] Oh. Wait. - ♪ Chuggin' right along ♪

- Oh, I was gonna say that.

- [humming along]

- These country hos be cappin' on my ass.

I am gonna have to make sure

this metal is out of the fucking park

because I really want to win.

- So like that.

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

[together] Cute.

- Okay, so rockers aren't really, like,

- doing choreography. - Yeah.

- It's all about energy.

And hyping with the crowds.

- Yeah, yeah.

- When you doin' heavy metal,

you ain't gotta cha-cha-cha,

slide, hip-hop and bop.

All you gotta do is jump around,

act a little crazy.

♪ ♪

- Bitch, y'all fought for this?

[laughter]

- ♪ No time for golden tears ♪

And make faces. Be yourself, yeah.

- All I'm seeing is a little bit of head-banging

and whatever this move is...

It's not giving.

I am worried for the entire group

except for Sasha.

- Ladies, are we ready to go?

- 'Cause y'all got a lot of work to do.

- Really just said we gotta lot of work to do.

- [giggles]

- Bitch, don't even get me started.

- I am here to win this challenge, boo.

And I'm finna show you why I deserve metal

in the first place.

So no amount of trollin' that you do

is gonna knock me off, okay?

- [mimics engine revving]

♪ ♪

- We're rockin' OGs. - It's a great day to be old.

- It is time for the Golden Gal group challenge.

Thank you for being fresh.

- Stretch.

- This morning I'm definitely in a better space.

We have a little bit more of a gameplan

of what we want to do.

So I'm ready to just perform in front of the judges.

- We need to age.

- I got a couple years to put on.

- Yeah.

- We're kind of giving, like, hot bod

but, like, old face.

Isn't that, like, a circus act?

- Oh, I don't know that in a few drag clubs.

[laughs]

- I know--like, even Sasha, like, we all joke around,

like, how you're, like, the old one and stuff.

But, like, first of all, you're not old whatsoever.

- I mean, I take it as a badge of honor.

Like, I know so many trans women

- that, like, don't even... - Make it to 30.

- Get to make it to 30. You know?

Like, it's a blessing...

- Right. - Yeah.

- To just be able to, like, live your life

and still be kickin'.

I definitely come from a place where we value

the knowledge and wisdom

of my older Mahu contemporaries.

I learned so much from not just, like,

my drag mom and other aunties,

but all the things that we've had to go through

as queer people.

Like, in Hawaii,

there was this club called The Glades.

And there was a trans performer,

drag performers, male performers,

and every Friday they would get raided by the police.

This is, like, probably in the '60s, '70s.

And back then, when you were in drag--

especially the trans women

had to wear a button that said, "I'm a boy."

Because it was illegal to trick

all the military guys and stuff.

And then all the fish girls,

they would kind of, like, put their hair,

like, to hide it.

And then when the police would come

they would show it. But they would round up

all the girls, all the performers,

lock 'em up for Friday.

Then they all just get released on Saturday.

And it's just for being yourself.

- Yeah. - But, like, imagine, like,

us all getting arrested every time we finish here.

- Yeah. - Like, that was insane.

- Yeah. - It's crazy

when you really put it into that perspective.

It's like, damn, we really are lucky.

- So lucky. - And, like, times

- have really changed. - Like, the fact that this

is on such a wide scale

and its such a fringe art form--

like, it was made to be unseen by people

because we weren't allowed in mainstream.

And now look at it.

It just hit me right there

that I was just so focused in this competition

that it--the-- and realizing, wow,

like, I'm here, and I get to show the world

the happy transwoman being her authentic self,

not hiding anything.

To be a representative of that on such a large scale

of a good example of a transwoman,

it's so nice.

And, um...

[sighs] I'm just so happy.

Just so happy.

- Oh, you look...lovely.

- [chuckles]

- [laughs] - You know the challenge

was old ladies not clowns.

- Is that what you went for?

- No, that's what you went for.

- Malaysia, you were watching me

and you tried to copy me. Look in the mirror.

- Look at me and look at you. - You have blue eyeshadow

on your eye. I have silver.

- Girl, Malaysia and Mistress,

sometimes I don't know if they're serious,

I don't know if they're playin'.

- Malaysia, I'm seeing...

- Baby, I'm gorgeous. - Blue under.

- I am gorgeous. What are you?

- You have drag delusion.

- Yeah, you got drag confusion.

- [chuckles]

- At this point, I'm playing with Malaysia

because I feel like she really made

a big deal out of nothing.

And that's just my way of showing love.

- She probably wants to intimidate me.

But it's not gonna work.

- I make her day. - [chuckles]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

- Yes! - Whoo!

[applause]

- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

My dear old friend, Michelle Visage.

You know, you look as young as the day we met.

- Aw, thank you.

And thank God for your cataracts.

[laughter]

- The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, what is your secret for looking so young?

- I hang out with people

who are much, much older than me.

- Hi, Michelle. - [laughs]

- And the insanely funny Megan Stalter.

- Hi, gay, you're looking absolutely delicious

and I'm so excited to be here.

[laughter]

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

Welcome to the Shady Pines-a-palooza

Put your hands together for the Banjo Bitches.

[chuckles]

all: ♪ You got your man ♪

♪ Well, I got my girlfriends ♪

♪ And we'll be chuggin' right along ♪

♪ Until the world ends ♪

- [laughs] - Yee-haw!

- ♪ Giddy-yup ♪

- ♪ Howdy, folks, let me give you the tea ♪

♪ My girls can always count on me ♪

♪ Never turn my back for a piece of trade ♪

♪ But large girls is awesome we all get laid ♪

♪ Been through some things that's how it goes ♪

♪ Who said life was a one-woman show? ♪

♪ Might be old, but I'm havin' fun ♪

♪ Even at 100, life's just begun ♪

- ♪ Lookin' good and feelin' fine ♪

♪ We don't need men they waste our time ♪

♪ When honestly we don't have that much time left ♪

♪ Down there is dry just like our wine ♪

♪ And like our wine we're agein' fine ♪

♪ 'Cause we don't let these boys get us stressed ♪

- ♪ When is started to decay ♪

♪ My son, he sent me straight away ♪

♪ I met these gals up in the home ♪

♪ And now I don't feel so alone ♪

♪ When I stop breathing in my sleep ♪

♪ Or when I seem to have lost my teeth ♪

♪ My girls, they always have my back ♪

♪ Even if it's out of whack ♪

- ♪ Bein' old is hard ♪

♪ But being in love is harder ♪

♪ You love a man for all your life ♪

♪ And then he croaks in the middle of the night ♪

♪ What do you do when you reach the end? ♪

♪ Look left, look right, you still got friends ♪

♪ Oh, I love you all so much I could just die ♪

- ♪ And I might ♪ - [chuckles]

all: ♪ Our hearts might be old ♪

♪ And yeah, we might swing low ♪

- ♪ We love our cruise ships ♪ - Bon voyage!

all: ♪ And who just let it rip? ♪

- They have a nacho bar.

- all: ♪ You got your man ♪ - ♪ You got your man ♪

all: ♪ Well, I got my girlfriends ♪

- ♪ And we'll be chuggin' ♪ - Choo-choo.

all: ♪ Till the world ends ♪ ♪ 'Cause when your man ♪

- ♪ 'Cause when your man ♪ all: ♪ Walks out ♪

♪ And he don't walk back in ♪

♪ You'll be clutchin' your pearls ♪

♪ You now have five golden girls ♪

♪ Yee-haw ♪

[applause]

- Yee-haw!

We just knocked the ball out of the park, bitch.

And at the end of the day, we made country work

just like we said we would.

- This is the Rockin' OGs.

- ♪ Rockin' OGs ♪

- [screams] ♪ Callin' all grannies ♪

♪ Put them dentures in the air ♪

♪ Crackin' this neck, thank God for Medicare ♪

♪ Feelin' all yummy just like them shrank tees ♪

♪ Cardiac arrest, what? Bitch, please ♪

♪ Arthritis in my wrist, joint pain in my knees ♪

♪ Can't laugh too hard, crap, did I just pee? ♪

♪ Call me old, baby, call me fire ♪

♪ Call me now 'cause I can now retire ♪

- ♪ How dare you look me in the eye ♪

♪ Like I am about to die ♪

♪ Still got this nasty girl inside ♪

♪ I keep your ass up all night ♪

♪ I pop to the left and pop to the right ♪

♪ Keep losing my teeth but they'll pack a bite ♪

♪ Hold on, did I just wet myself? ♪

♪ If you can handle this, see you in hell ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Unless one of us suddenly dies ♪

[laughter]

- ♪ Let's keep these golden years alive ♪

- ♪ You might ask, "How's your head?" ♪

♪ I'll be sexy and spicy till the day I drop dead ♪

♪ Roll around and wet the bed ♪

♪ My kitty cat sags if I don't take my meds ♪

♪ Got the menses lining up ♪

♪ Even though I'm old, I still like to what? ♪

♪ Call me a cougar 'cause I like them young ♪

♪ But if you're old then you gotta be hung ♪

- ♪ Might be old without no teeth ♪

♪ Grandpa's cane is nice and sweet ♪

♪ No, I'm not no midnight snack ♪

♪ But you could drop me, crack my back ♪

♪ Arth-a-ritis is my middle name ♪

♪ I'm gramps the cramps can relieve my pain ♪

♪ Salt and pepper do it better ♪

♪ Snag you granny for the sweater weather ♪

all: ♪ Keep this going all night long ♪

♪ Actually, not all night long ♪

♪ Go to bed at 3:00 p.m.

♪ Bingo starts at 5:00 a.m. ♪

- [vocalizes] all: ♪ These are ♪

- ♪ Our golden years ♪ - ♪ Ahh ♪

all: ♪ No time for golden tears ♪

♪ Unless one of us dies ♪

- ♪ Let's keep ♪ - ♪ Let's keep ♪

- ♪ Let's keep ♪ - ♪ Let's keep ♪

♪ Let's keep these golden years alive ♪

[laughter] [applause]

- Give it up for Old Dirty Bitches.

- ♪ Now, sway, sway ♪

♪ Not too hard, don't wanna break ♪

- ♪ Old dirty bitch, but she's on the beat ♪

♪ Call it menopause 'cause mama's in heat ♪

♪ I may be 86 but I could slip your disk ♪

♪ Bounce up and down but you know it's high-risk ♪

♪ I may be sweet, but I got tea to spill ♪

♪ Can't keep it up? Then you're out of the will ♪

♪ Will, will, will ♪

♪ Smack it like Will ♪

♪ Is Will my grandson? ♪

- ♪ Get back, get back ♪

♪ Make some room, I got cataracts ♪

♪ I don't wanna break, I don't wanna crack ♪

♪ Help me up when I fall on my back ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm still gonna slay when I ain't in heels ♪

♪ In a wheelchair, rims you wanna steal ♪

♪ Dancing on graves and pushing up daisies ♪

♪ Let me get up and slay with these ladies ♪

- ♪ The older the berry, the sweeter the juice ♪

♪ All the younger men want a chance to let loose ♪

♪ These other stank hos trying to get real slick ♪

♪ But if you're talking trash, you're gonna get the stick ♪

♪ The trade keeps comin', asking me, "What's up?" ♪

♪ But they can't take it when I fall ♪

♪ And I can't get up ♪

♪ All I need are my girls and my butterscotch ♪

♪ Wanna know what time it is? Bitch, check the watch ♪

- ♪ Hips givin' out, don't do it like before ♪

♪ Still turnin' out, now I'm hittin' the floor ♪

♪ Use to drop it hot and now I drop it warm ♪

♪ "Baby, did you eat today? ♪

♪ I'll hit you with my purse from the five and ten store ♪

♪ Just got a new hip, so I'm givin' more ♪

♪ Just look at my dips, can it get off the floor? ♪

♪ Oh, Jesus, I feel like a whore ♪

- all: ♪ Titties on the floor ♪ - ♪ Floor ♪

- all: ♪ Asses even lower ♪ - ♪ Lower ♪

all: ♪ Wrinkles gettin' deeper ♪

♪ Crank it, I'm a heavy sleeper ♪

[snores]

♪ We don't need no gold ♪

♪ No tea ♪

♪ We like to party with our Poligrips ♪

- ♪ Time for some Poligrips ♪ all: ♪ Do it now girl ♪

♪ With my clique ♪

♪ We don't need stiletto heels ♪

♪ Baby, the only things we like are thick ♪

♪ Me and my girls got golden hips ♪

- ♪ Now, sway ♪ - ♪ Sway ♪

- all: ♪ Sway ♪ - ♪ Sway ♪

all: ♪ Not too hard, don't wanna break ♪

- ♪ Now, sway ♪ - ♪ Sway ♪

- all: ♪ Sway ♪ - ♪ Sway ♪

- all: ♪ Not too hard ♪ - ♪ Old dirty bitches ♪

- Get the fuck off my lawn.

[laughter] [applause]

- ♪ The world is your runway ♪

Category is,

Tie-dye to die for.

Anetra.

- That's tie-dye for. [both chuckle]

- Jax.

- You know what they say about big hoops...

- What? - That you're slutty

when you're wearing them. [laughter]

- Loosey LaDuca.

- Cruella de Vil,

more like Cruella de Chill

'cause you look like you're in the snow.

[laughter]

I'm really good at this.

- The Robin Fierce.

Now, she don't get cute.

She get drop-dyed gorgeous.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

"Hey, sis, it's Amethyst." She's back!

Luxx Noir London.

Ooh.

- This is the toxic avenger now.

Feel old yet? [laughter]

Salina EsTitties.

- Well, look what the tide washed in.

- And by tide you mean detergent.

- Obviously. [chuckles] - Ooh.

- Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- Mom always said don't play ball in the house.

- This never happens when I get balls to the face.

- [chuckles]

Sasha Colby.

Yes, honey, this bitch is painted.

- This is what it looks like when I prolapse.

- [chuckles] - Oh, dear.

- Aura.

- If Hillary would have worn this pantsuit,

- she would have won. - Thank you.

[laughter]

- For your consideration, Spice.

- You know what they say about redheads.

They'll steal your big green shoes.

[laughter]

- Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

- Oh, oh, oh.

- Somebody call the mover.

We gotta shaker.

[chuckling]

- Okay, sure.

- Welcome, queens.

This week, you performed as groups.

But tonight, you'll be judged individually.

Loosey LaDuca,

Luxx Noir London,

Salina EsTitties,

Marcia Marcia Marcia,

Spice,

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

Ladies, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

♪ ♪

Now it's time for the judges' critiques

starting with Anetra.

- On the runway, I think this is great.

- Thank you.

- Like, the girls who I loved in high school

who always tied their sweatshirt

around their waist. You know, and had

a scrunchie on their wrist.

That's my type.

- You had some really fun lyrics.

Your energy, fantastic.

But you forgot your lyrics a lot.

Gotta remember those lyrics

when you're doing a lip sync.

It's important.

- All right, up next we've got Jax.

- The line "dancing on graves and pushing up daisies,"

like, I'm gonna get that tattooed to my back.

Like, it's--it's poetic.

- The orange jumpsuit, I don't quite get.

'Cause it just looks like you went

to where Donald Trump gets his spray tan.

- Ooh. - [chuckles]

- You know that when you start on that stage, it's game time.

Ironically, tonight,

I--there was a little timing issue.

You're always just slightly ahead of the beat

so it threw you off a few times.

- You are not a chorus girl.

'Cause there's a certain skill set

to sort of blending in with the other performers

which is part of the challenge in a girl group.

- Up next, The Robin Fierce.

- I'm gonna use a word for you

you're not gonna be happy about.

Safe.

I feel like you're holding back.

We lose you.

- Yeah, I would love to see you push yourself all the way.

- There's something holding you back

and I don't know exactly what it is.

- I think that I am not a gambler.

In my life, I've seen people take risks

and it just doesn't work out for them.

And I never, uh, want that for myself.

Like, I know what works for me. I know what I like.

Um, I don't even like trying new foods all the time.

I stick to what I know.

- Yeah, yeah.

Here you are in this competition.

If you're gonna swing big,

this would be the place to do it.

- So now is the time. - Yes.

- Up next, it's Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- As soon as you took center stage,

I was like, "Oh, my God, that's a star."

- You were up there with three other great queens

who were doing a killer job.

And you outshone them all.

- This, on the runway, is wonderful.

You're always painted. You're always done.

- Side note, when you're back there with Marcia

and she thinks that her makeup is done,

tell her, "Okay, you're only halfway done."

- [chuckles] - Okay? More.

More makeup.

- I'm gettin' her together. - Okay.

Up next, Sasha Colby.

- Tonight you went so hard into this rock character

it entered the zone of just stupid

and we all know that is our favorite zone to be in.

- [laughs]

- That's how you play this game.

- We want to see someone who's fearless.

Someone who's willing to go outside of their own box.

And you have done that. You look fantastic tonight.

All right, thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Aura Mayari.

- This runway look is so sexy.

Like, this is what I want to look like

on the red carpet.

Not that I do the red carpet a lot.

[laughter]

- Your performance was so good.

I could not take my eyes off of you.

- You were fantastic tonight.

Who knew, until tonight,

you had that kind of power and presence.

- Yep.

I have a family at home

that have gone through a lot in the past years,

and I'm just really happy that I get to be here

and they get to celebrate this at home.

And my dad is proud of me wherever he is.

♪ ♪

- Thank you. - [sniffles]

Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the work room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

♪ ♪

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

♪ ♪

Sasha Colby...

you're safe.

♪ ♪

Aura Mayari...

condragulations, you are the winner

of this week's challenge. [applause]

- [chuckles] - You've won a cash prize

of $5,000.

- Thank you so much.

Bitch, I just won my first challenge.

Dayum!

Did you hear that?

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks...

you are safe.

Anetra, Jax, The Robin Fierce...

This week, when judging your charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent, we are splitting gray hairs.

♪ ♪

Anetra...

you are safe.

- Thank you.

[whispering] I love y'all.

- Jax, Robin,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are both up for elimination.

- It's time to be the fierce bitch

that I know that I am.

I have to stay in this competition.

- The time has come... [thunder rumbles]

For you to lip sync

for your life.

♪ ♪

Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

♪ ♪

- Come on, y'all.

♪ ♪

- Come on, y'all.

- ♪ I love it in your room all day ♪

♪ When you're gone I like to try on all your clothes ♪

♪ You won't regret it if you let me stay ♪

♪ Teach you everything that a boy should know ♪

♪ I'm alive when I'm with you ♪

♪ Gonna make your dreams come true ♪

- Come on. - ♪ In your room ♪

- Come on. Come on.

- ♪ I feel good in your room ♪

♪ Let's lock the world out ♪

♪ Feels so good ♪

♪ When we kiss ♪

♪ Nobody ever made me crazy like this ♪

♪ I love it in your room at night ♪

♪ You're the only one who gets through to me ♪

♪ In the warm glow of the candlelight ♪

♪ Oh, I wonder what you're gonna do to me ♪

♪ I'll do anything you want me to ♪

♪ I only want to be with you ♪

- As much as I love Robin,

I gotta send the bitch home.

- ♪ Feels good in your room ♪

♪ Let's lock the world out ♪

♪ Feels so good when we kiss ♪

- Come on.

- ♪ Nobody ever made me ♪

♪ Crazy like this ♪

- Whoo! [cheering]

- ♪ In your room ♪

♪ ♪

♪ In your room ♪

- [chuckles]

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah! - Ladies...

I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Jax...shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

- [whispering] Thank you so much.

I love you so much.

- Robin...

you're a young queen,

but you'll be fierce forever.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you guys so much.

- [applause] - I love you, Robin.

- Darling, win with a smile and lose with a smile.

And, baby, she's still winning. [chuckling]

I definitely wish that I could have shown

a more fun side, a more relaxed side.

But I am happy

to have been a part

of this "Drag Race" journey.

I'm one of the legendary girls now, darling.

♪ ♪

- Condragulations, queens.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- all: Amen. - All right.

Now, let the music play.

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ Can you feel the love ♪

Next time, on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You'll be starting in the reboot

of "The Daytona Wind."

- [laughter] - Mother...

has arrived.

- [chuckles]

- Any hole is gold.

- I would watch the shit out of that movie.

- Bored.

- Now you're trying to piss me off

when I don't feel like I did anything.

- And that's why I said what I said.

- Ooh!

- ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪

♪ Everybody say love ♪

♪ Love, love, love, oh, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love, oh, love, love ♪

♪ Love, can you feel the love? ♪