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Morning. - Morning.

Amen.

Can I have the end piece?

Nice one. 15-1.

The Order of Wanroij. Good evening. Brother Francis speaking.

Where, you said?

Mook? - That's near the German border.

Yes, you're right.

Reverend, it's the fourth time this month. - I apologize officer.

But our abbot loves walking. - We noticed.

I was just going for a walk. - I just told him. Come on.

Thanks again.

Things all right at home?

I mean, with your wife as well? - Fine.

We can't complain. - Good.

I'll make sure it won't happen again, officer.

I appreciate it.

Paul... Paul!

Beautiful flowers. - Right. Come on.

MIRACLE MONKS

Infinite, merciful God...

...I ask You not to call Salomon to your side yet.

Salomon?

In the name of the Father...

...and the Son...

And the Holy Spirit. - Oh, right.

Amen.

He's got something underneath his sheet.

Take a look.

Two children. - Do you think he's...?

No, that's a childhood photo of Maevis and him and...

What kind of fish? - Maevis.

She's his sister.

God picks the most beautiful flowers.

His last wish was to be buried in Zimbabwe, his native country.

But then his grave is there.

Then what? - I'd like to point out...

...that it's also a tradition to bury the deceased in our own cemetery.

That way he can stay here.

We can just write to his sister, can't we? - No.

Yes, but it's kind of...

...chaotic over there in terms of mail.

And boiling hot. - And flies.

Africa. It's crawling with flies over there.

Will we be transporting him in his coffin and everything? Is that...?

I think so, yes.

I think we should be realistic, Brother Luke.

An enterprise like that is expensive. We don't have the financial means.

We have to economize. I already canceled the newspapers.

The roadside assistance membership.

But we can't just ignore the last wish of a dead person.

Isn't there some money from the mission?

I mean, it's our mission to send him, after all.

I'll tell you what...

We bury our brother in our own cemetery...

...and possibly...

...we can consider a relocation at some point in the future.

If it's God's wish.

Paul...

Paul.

Shouldn't we wait for Brother Salomon?

Today we say farewell to our...

...Brother Salomon. Our friend from faraway Zimbabwe.

Who, with his generous smile and his...

...Ivory Coast from ear to ear...

...always shared with us his...

...brown wisdom.

And it was truly to Salomon's benefit to have known him.

Because...

Who didn't?

It was God himself who took him unto Him.

And Who now leaves us behind in His mysterious ways of...

...emptiness and great borrow.

Sorrow.

Huh? - Sorrow.

Sorrow. - In sorrow.

Yes, sorrow. - Sorrow.

Come on, let me.

Further ahead.

Yes. Yes, that's right.

You also leave us behind in...

A bit more.

Because Lord...

A bit back.

On the grade.

Keep it straight.

Because Lord...

Pay attention to the z-coordinate.

Gentlemen!

We're conducting a funeral.

Excuse me, ma'am, but we're in the middle of a ceremony...

...and it's extremely rude... - Sorry.

But I assumed you'd be long gone. - What do you mean 'gone'?

Your monastery has received three registered letters.

A letter? - For the attention of Mr. P. van Liersen.

That's me. - Well, good morning.

I'm Annemarie Ternouw. Pleased to meet you.

You didn't respond to our letters.

And you didn't come to the discussion meeting.

So the city made a decision without you.

The renovation is on.

Are they finally going to fix the front door?

The city has decided that the building will remain intact.

But it will be used for a different purpose.

Purpose?

Kees, come here with that drawing so we can show them.

The monastery will be a wellness resort and here...

That's the cemetery.

It will be a parking lot. - And only that facade...

...will come down.

The foot baths and massage parlors will go here.

And the sauna and so on. - And the restaurant and bars over here.

It's a beautiful drawing.

We're starting next week.

This was in consultation with the diocese? - Naturally.

Bishop Heijntjes consecrated this sale himself.

Bishop Heijntjes?

So...

When you're done burying we can get to work.

Goodbye.

I can't recall such a letter at all.

Where do you usually put incoming mail?

Look.

Huh?

Where did you get that? - Right on top of the pile.

It's true. Heijntjes sells our building right from under our butts to the city.

And that witch Ternouw turns it into a sauna.

Well, witch... - She's an ugly old witch. Sorry.

The diocese can't just do this. This...

A Turkish steam joint, that's what it will be.

Steam joint?

The vegetables are from our garden. - We've been betrayed...

...by our own church leader.

Are the carrots from our garden? - Everything.

This has our priority. - I think they might be right...

...about us not getting new recruits and now Salomon is gone.

I propose...

...that we go to the bishop first thing in the morning...

...to get him to reverse the decision.

Fine. Let us pray.

Your Most Eminent Excellency...

...Monsignor...

It's about our order in Wanroij.

Of course. The wellness.

Has the renovation started? - It looks promising.

That's why we're here, actually.

We'd like to object to the renovation plans.

We don't really want that Turkish bath business.

You're a bit late.

I sent Abbot Paul three letters.

Concerning those letters: Our abbot was temporarily functionally absent.

I read them all from A to Z.

The thing is, Your Excellency, we never read those letters.

No, not us. - I can't help that.

The diocese has made its decision.

I've got...

...an apple cake...

...made of apples...

...and cake.

Your monastery demands a lot of maintenance.

The church can no longer afford it. That's just the way it is.

What if...

...we pay for it ourselves. - How much is it? We'll see whether...

Eight thousand euros.

OK, well...

A month.

I'm sorry, brothers, the monastery has to be sold.

But don't worry. You can continue your fantastic work.

I've been in touch with the Franciscan Order in Achelen...

...and they'll welcome you with open arms.

In Achelen? - You mean Achelen in Belgium?

The Belgians are God's children too, after all.

Aren't they a silent order?

It's true, our neighbors to the south are very devout...

...and they value Bible study very highly, but I assume you don't object to that.

But... Honorable Reverend...

...Excellency Monsignor...

...Achelen doesn't suit us.

It's impossible for us to be... - Faith suits all of us.

Ezekiel twelve verse...? - Seven.

Six? - Six.

Habakkuk one verse...? - Two.

Reverend Embalmed Oiled Sir...

...even a Siberian penal colony has more ambiance than the order in Achelen.

So I propose that we just...

Therefore you'll have to bring along your own silent ambience, don't you?

Please excuse me, brothers.

I have very important religious matters to attend to.

God be with you.

A meeting full of ambience.

Right?

Our last cigars, gentlemen.

Can't we go and talk to a bank?

We don't have a regular income, so we won't get a loan.

Paul, don't wander off. - Paul!

Stay with the group. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How much do we have in funds?

Four hundred and sixty-eight euros and fifty-five cents.

Not even enough for heating, let alone the ground lease and maintenance.

With God's help we'll get the money together.

Eight thousand euros a month.

We have to have faith. It's the only thing we have to hold on to.

It would be nice to score big with something.

monastery market from 9 am-5 pm

A bottle of monastery beer.

Twelve euros seventy-five.

We didn't get a single soul. - Perhaps we should aim at young people.

How? - Well...

...we can sing. - We sing psalms.

Paul, could you turn that down, please. - Paul!

We could sing more popular songs.

You mean modernizing our repertoire?

Yes, Les Poppys. - Les what?

Les Poppys.

Brothers, our ship won't come in with beat music, I think.

It tastes heavenly. - Does it?

Excellent. Too bad you don't sell it by the keg.

Only by the bottle. - What do I owe you?

Six times sixty cents. - Oh, Dominic. Here...

Give the rest to the poor. - Thank you very much.

Dominic?

What are you doing? - I'm going to the Blue Monkey.

The Blue Monkey?

But that's a den of iniquity.

What are you doing with the cash box?

I'm going to make the owner an offer he can't refuse.

Can I come? - No, I'm going by myself.

OK, you can come. Put on a suit.

What are you doing? - We're going to do something sinful.

Going to a restaurant? - No, to The Blue Monkey.

Can I come? - No. No, you can't.

But I'd like to come. - Can John come?

OK, he can come too. - Guys...

Pipe down, please. You might wake up Paul.

What are you doing with the cash box? - We're going to The Blue Monkey.

The Blue Monkey? I can't allow that.

Listen Francis, this is our last chance.

If we can get the owner to buy our beer in large quantities...

...our financial worries are over.

We're a monastery, not a beer corporation.

In a few days we'll be silently sitting in a cell in Achelen.

I can't participate in this.

This smells of bribery.

And The Blue Monkey goes against everything this monastery represents.

Didn't Jesus rid the temple of Jerusalem of gamblers, whores and scumbags?

You told Heijntjes: "If we can pay for it". You said so yourself.

I don't trust this. - Then come along too.

How can I? We can't leave Paul here all by himself?

Then the abbot comes along too. Jesus!

What are you doing?

We're going to The Blue Monkey. - Which blue monkey?

The Blue Monkey? - Come along.

And put on some dry pants.

Are you siblings?

Brothers. - Really?

That's Francis... - Luke, Francis...

So he must be John. - That's right.

I have 500 euros for you...

...if you accept me as your regular brewer.

I can supply this in large quantities every month.

You're from the monastery, right?

Here in Wanroij? - Yes.

This is bribery, man. By a monk! Get out of here.

Finish your milk, guys. We'll try another cafรฉ.

I'd like to go home, actually. - No.

We're going to Achelen this weekend.

Dear Salomon...

I prayed all night for everything to turn out OK.

I wish you were still here, Salomon.

I miss you terribly.

We have to leave this place.

I'm leaving you behind and you'll never return to your native country.

I feel I'm really letting you down.

Bye grain.

Where are we going anyway?

Farewell.

Luke! - Farewell.

Luke! - Yeah, coming.

Brothers!

Brothers, the statue!

MIRACLE IN WANROIJ

Your Excellency, it is indeed a miracle. - We can't go to Achelen now.

No, we can't. What if something happened to the miracle?

It may covered in graffiti, or even worse, stolen.

Tell him. - We can't go to Achelen now...

...because the miracle may get stolen.

He says our brothers in Achelen are counting on us.

Tell him not to worry. Those guys don't say anything anyway.

Don't worry, because those...

We do have to go to Achelen. - No, we have to stay here.

Our work is here now. - Our...

Our work is here now, Your Grace.

The bishop is clear. We have to go.

This is bigger than the bishop!

God has spoken to us, hasn't He?

If you are such know-it-alls, tell him yourself.

Come on, Francis!

This is a sign from God.

Who's he talking to? - Bishop Heijntjes.

Heijntjes?

This...

...is kind of a sign from God Himself, Your Excellency.

No.

Brothers, there are people in the garden. At the miracle.

There are people in the garden. - Hang up. People in the garden.

There are people in the garden.

I'm going to hang up, because there are people in the garden.

Hello.

Maybe... they need something to eat.

Yes, something to eat, maybe.

And something to drink. - Yeah.

Go and get something.

We're getting you something, OK?

Would you enjoy an Apostle beer?

Would you like an Apostle beer?

John, more vol-au-vents. More vol-au-vents.

Those are ready.

All of life consists of miracles, but only we are...

Luke, I need vol-au-vents up here.

Paul? - What?

Coming? - Why?

What's up? - Come on.

We're actually too small to understand the big things in life.

Come. - Yes, I'm coming.

Is John still at it?

Huh? Hello?

No, that's not necessary.

No, no, no.

They're throwing in money.

We collected at least 300 euros. - In one day.

That money isn't ours.

People give that to the miracle. - People give that to God.

And He's not materialistic.

So maybe we should donate it in His name to the church.

Then you may as well give it to Heijntjes right away.

Ignorance is bliss.

If we collect this much every day we can afford this building.

And we can stay here forever. - Exactly.

On the one hand it's ours and on the other not at all.

God Himself gave us this money.

He wants us to stay here. - Of course.

160, 160, 160...

200...

Apart from the money...

...what are we going to do with...?

The five of us could manage, but now with that miracle...

If you know what I mean.

Home care?

How...

How would you like it, Paul, if we found someone to take care of you?

No, absolutely not, thank you very much.

I'm fine here. I'm staying right here.

I'm not crazy, am I? - No one's saying that.

I'm not saying that either.

It's just that we can't look after you all the time.

So a nice nurse would come in handy.

No, no, no, absolutely not. Just forget about it.

Put it up your ass.

I can look after myself just fine.

...because I know the Mother Superior very well.

Maybe they can send someone.

Madam, please don't touch the miracle.

Geez, I'm just looking.

May I ask you what you're doing here? - Listen...

Francis. - Francis.

Whether you like it or not, there will be a wellness here.

I don't think the monastery will be renovated...

...now that the miracle occurred.

I'll phone your boss and we'll see. - I only have one boss, Mrs. Ternouw.

And He has spoken already. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Seems like more people than yesterday.

Easy. Take it easy, people.

Stay on the footpaths, please.

And food in the wastebaskets, please. - We don't have wastebaskets.

Huh? - We don't have wastebaskets.

No carts on the grass, please.

And not too close to the statue.

In the name of Jesus.

In the name of Jesus Christ.

Stay at least five meters away from the statue, please.

In the name of Jesus Christ.

In the name of Jesus.

In the name of Jesus Christ.

No, not too close. Not too close.

The miracle works.

Hi.

Jessica?

I saw your photo in the paper on the front page.

Gosh... Jessica...

I've been here for a long time and you never...

How are you? - Fine.

And your mom? - Dead.

Do you have problems? - No, no problems.

I just wanted to see you.

What are you up to these days? - All sorts of things.

Do you have a job or are you in college? - I have a job.

With a company? - I work for my boyfriend.

You have a boyfriend? - Sort of.

And... - Dad, I was wondering...

...if I could stay here for a while. - Here in the monastery?

Yeah, I'm homeless right now.

Yes, of course.

That might be... - Great.

...impossible.

Impossible. Women aren't allowed. If they find out you're my daughter...

Didn't you tell them about me? - Sure I did.

Jess, you're always welcome some other time.

But we're so busy with the miracle now. - I understand.

Jessica, wait. I'm so happy you're... - Dominic?

What's keeping the beer?

This is...

Sister Jessica.

Sister Jessica?

She just banged her head. - Banged her head?

Against that tap.

Mother Superior from Blerick sent her.

How nice you were able to come so soon.

I'm Brother Francis. Please follow me.

What a shame you banged your head right away.

Brother John, Sister Jessica just arrived.

She banged her head. Do you have time to show her around?

Brother John?

Yes... No.

Sorry, I can't. I've got this soup and...

I can't find my colander.

Someone else has to do it.

You look a bit pale, if I may say so. - I'm fine.

It's going very well.

What do I have to do? - Look after the abbot.

Can't Elliot look after himself? - Abbot. His name is Paul.

He's a bit confused. - I'm not dragging a demented guy around.

He's very easy. And you can stay here. Isn't that what you wanted?

Come on. - Jesus.

Luke...

Luke...

Sister Jessica from Blerick just arrived. She banged her head.

Can you show her around?

Come on.

Thank the Lord.

Sister Jessica, this is Brother Luke. He'll give you a tour.

You banged your head?

Yeah.

How about that tour? - OK.

They're very liberal over there in Blerick. Don't you think?

Must be the modern era, Francis.

So this is he: Abbot Paul.

I can't find it anywhere.

I'm Jessica.

Jessica...

That means: God beholds.

Listen, Jessica...

I know what's going on. They want to get rid of me.

But if they think I'm leaving voluntarily, they've got another think coming.

You look lovely.

How did you get that black eye? - Banged it.

Paul...

Jessica is here to take care of you.

No. No, no, no.

Don't. Go away.

I've taken care of myself for my entire life. I can take...

Go away. Get out, all of you. Go. Go.

Well...

Did you lose something?

My solideo.

That's a... solideo.

Is this it, by any chance?

Yes... yes... yes.

Where was it? - Right here.

Shall we go for a walk?

A walk?

Right.

I enjoy walking.

No one here ever takes me for a walk.

Oh, praise the Lord. I thought the doorbell was broken.

I'm Sister Ursula.

I'm here for the abbot.

I was sent by Mother Superior, Julia.

Right. You're not needed anymore.

Not needed? - No.

But I came all the way from Blerick. - I'm so sorry.

We've made different arrangements. - Can't I...

...stay here tonight? - No, that's impossible.

But I've missed the last bus. Where am I to go?

Here you go, for a taxi.

If you walk that way, you'll run into a taxi stand.

30 minutes. 45 minutes, tops.

But... I...

Hold on. What size are you?

There. Let's see if this fits. Look, this one and this one.

A cap. - You must be joking, dad.

I'm not going to look like an idiot. - You're a nun from Blerick.

I can't play a nun. I don't know shit about that faith.

Take Paul to the chapel sometimes. When he sees a candle, he'll pray.

And after a while he'll fall asleep. OK?

Whose room is this, by the way? - Salomon's. He died recently.

Gross. - Don't be such a baby. Just put it on.

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Don't talk funny, just put it on. OK?

Dad?

It's great I can stay here.

Well...

Stay for as long as you want. OK?

Hey, dad...

Paul's kind of fun. - He's no trouble at all.

Well... - Dad...

That Luke...

Has he been here for a while? - Yes, for quite a while.

What a waste.

Hey, don't get any ideas. OK? Look at me.

Am I clear? - Don't worry.

Not important?

For how long have you been in the convent, Sister Jessica?

For my entire life.

For your entire life?

I was a nun when I was just a baby.

You entered the convent when you were a baby?

Yes, I was dumped in a foundling hatch...

...by my father. - Ah, they, they...

...they examined the Shroud of Turin with X-rays.

You could say I was actually an orphan.

So you never knew your parents? - No.

No idea where they are.

Jesus seems to have had a remarkable blood type: AB negative.

That's weird. I have AB negative as well.

So I probably have that too.

What are those fries doing on the table? - John?

John?

Good heavens.

John?

I got dizzy. I'm fine now. Everything. - Dizzy.

Eating in the recreation room.

No burning candles. We didn't even pray.

Everything has changed.

And? - I'm working on it.

Why stop the renovation because of a bleeding statue?

I said I'm working on it. - Working?

When the delegation from Rome gets here this charade will be over. Trust me.

Your Excellency.

I don't have a lot of time.

I'd like to see it with me own eyes.

So this started to bleed out of the blue?

Miraculous, Monsignor.

If this miracle turns out to be authentic...

I have no doubts about that. - Let me finish.

If that's the case... I'm saying 'if'...

...there will be a procedure.

Procedure?

By an official delegation of the Vatican.

A delegation from Rome? - They'll see...

...whether a canonization can be declared. - A canonization?

It's the ultimate the Roman Catholic Church can declare about someone or something.

So you'll understand that's no trifling matter, Frits.

Frans. Francis.

So realize that there can't rest a single blemish on this miracle...

...and on this entire monastery.

Is that clear?

Canonization.

Canonization.

Canonization.

Brothers!

Brothers!

Rome is coming!

Paul!

Rome is coming. Where is John?

Rome is coming.

Brother John...

Rome is coming.

Brother John...

What were you thinking? Fooling those poor people.

How dare you? - I don't want us to have to go to Achelen.

What's wrong with him? - Brother John committed a sin.

I know what I need to do. I'll leave. - No John, wait...

I understand why you did it.

Dominic! - No Francis, come on.

He did it to save our monastery.

The church wants to turn it into a highfalutin pool.

Hello. Could you please sign this shirt?

No thank you, not right now. - Just for a second, Father.

Not now. - Then would you...?

Get lost. Get out of here.

It was too good to be true, anyway.

Brothers, suppose...

...we keep up the miracle.

That's a crime against the church. - Against God.

Keep God out of it for God's sake. He has nothing to do with this.

Who's in charge here, actually?

The church hasn't had this many people joining in years.

People have something to believe in again. We'd take that away from them.

But where do you draw the line? Are we allowed to lie?

We're not lying.

We're just withholding something.

Lying and withholding are the same things.

The blood of Jesus washes away all sins.

John one verse seven.

If we're canonized we can stay here forever.

Canonized? How dare you even utter that word?

I'm saying: Let us pray.

I'm saying:

Let us vote.

We keep up the miracle of Wanroij...

Hands.

Are you completely insane?

I'm against.

But I'll participate.

the miracle is open from 10 am to 5 pm.

Brother John?

Could you baptize me later, please?

Six, seven, eight, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.

Gruntz?

Yes, and two times the word value. That makes 30 points.

There.

Have you been in the monastery for your entire life?

Well...

I think so.

Are you happy?

Yes.

And you? - I'm OK.

Oh, my dear child. You'll be fine.

Everything will be fine.

There's a solution to everything.

We went to Bishop Heijntjes, for example.

Heijntjes? - Yeah.

Our monastery will also become a steam bath...

...with water things and so on.

But that wall over there has to go.

We have to go along with things.

God be with you.

God be with you.

Reverend...

Reverend...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. - You're welcome, madam.

We're enormously happy and grateful that you're willing to receive us.

We've been everywhere.

To Lourdes, to a medium...

...to the hospital.

And nothing helped.

Then we heard about you.

I can't make any promises. - I understand. Of course not.

But neither could the hospital.

He said: Thank you.

Calm down, honey.

Calm down, sweetie.

Order of Wanroij. Good evening. Brother Francis speaking.

What are you doing?

I...

I was praying.

For...

...Salomon.

Do you miss him?

Well... yeah...

Of course Salomon is...

...with God in heaven.

And I shouldn't be sad about that, but I...

...I do miss him.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Luke.

You're honest, at least.

Sister Jessica...

Can I ask you something?

Don't you ever find it difficult?

Living... for the church?

The celibacy? - Celibacy?

Yes.

You do? - Yeah.

Do you ever have feelings for other persons?

Luke...

Love is highly overrated, trust me.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like? A man, a woman...

No, I don't.

Do you?

Luke?

You must be curious, I think.

Sister Jessica, I have feelings.

And thoughts. And yet more feelings, I think.

And then I feel desire.

That's why I think we have to end our relationship.

What?

I'm breaking up with you.

Sister Jessica, may I have a word?

I got a phone call from Blerick.

Mother Superior was quite upset. I assume you know why.

Dominic, what were you thinking?

Showing a nun the gate. At night!

The poor woman wandered around the woods for six hours, before the hunters found her.

If she isn't Sister Jessica from Blerick, who is she?

Well?

She's...

She's...

I'm his daughter. - Right.

Sure, why not? On top of everything else.

Rome is coming!

Don't send her away, Francis.

She has nowhere else to go.

Jessica's staying.

I'm in charge here, no one else.

Get out of my chair. - Fine.

For now, but she stays inside.

Rome is breathing down my neck.

We have enough to conceal as it is.

Like what?

Nothing.

Nothing.

closed due to examination

It'll be fine!

They're here. - Already?

I'll speak to them.

John, they're here already. They want to see blood!

Dominic, they're here.

What are you doing?

Jessica is gone, Luke.

We need AB negative. Now.

Luke...

I...

Dominic is plastered.

It's a miracle. An authentic miracle.

I have pasta.

It worked. They bought it.

Pope Francis announced in Rome yesterday...

Guys.

...that the Miracle of Wanroij is eligible for canonization.

A thorough theological investigation has been offered to the cardinals and bishops.

Brothers, to Bishop Heijntjes.

Heijntjes, Heijntjes, we drink to Heijntjes.

It's good to see you.

It has pleased Rome to be informed of...

...this new miracle.

A miracle...

...that has no equal...

...in the entire history of the Roman Catholic Church.

The Miracle of Wanroij.

It's not true.

The miracle...

...is ours.

The blood of Jesus is our blood.

Pardon me?

Our blood through a tube. The blood of Jesus...

...is actually our blood.

A public, obvious presence...

...of Jesus Christ, the Holy Son.

It's not true. The miracle is a fake. Tell the cardinal to stop.

The miracle is a fake, so tell him to stop.

I declare...

...in God's sight...

...that this monastery, located at 1 Monastery Lane in...

Bishop Heijntjes asks you to stop. Something's wrong with the miracle.

Sacrilege!

I want to get out.

Let me out. I want to get out.

Our Father who art in heaven

hallowed be Thy name

Thy kingdom come

Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven

give us this day our daily bread

and forgive us our trespasses

Oh Lord...

as we forgive those who trespass against us

...why have You abandoned us

and lead us not into temptation

Yes, but... - Silence.

but deliver us from evil

I kneel before you, Father.

And ask Your forgiveness.

For me and for my brothers.

For we have strayed. Strayed far.

Arum.

It's an arum.

You should shush!

Luke... - Luke!

Luke!

I ask You to guide us.

To be a beacon in this darkness.

Help us during this time of doubt.

For we are filled with despair.

Give us a sign.

Show us Your wisdom.

I beg You:

Redeem us.

Give us...

...a miracle.

Amen.

What do you want? - What do you think?

Our monastery back.

Our monastery back, please.

Of course.

Luke...

Luke? - Luke!

Cheers. - Cheers.

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